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When Good Heists Go Bad
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3rd Street Saints (prologue)


Johnny Gat
Josh Birk


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"When Good Heists Go Bad" is the first mission in Saints Row: The Third.

Josh Birk: "You're robbing a bank dressed like yourselves?"
Johnny Gat: "Hell yeah. Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?"
When Good Heists Go Bad intro
Josh Birk and Johnny Gat, before beginning the heist on Stilwater 1st National Bank.


A brief expository opening crawl briefly explains that in the several years after the events of Saints Row 2, the 3rd Street Saints have evolved into a "media empire". Josh Birk, a method actor who is preparing to film a movie based on the 3rd Street Saints, has accompanied Johnny Gat, Shaundi, and The Protagonist as they prepare to heist the Stilwater 1st National Bank to better understand his role. After watching a Saints Flow commercial starring Pierce, he and the others don their Johnny Gat mascot suits in disguise and exit the elevator to begin the heist.

Birk is initially disappointed with the heist; he derides the gang as "a bunch of pussies" as they stand around signing autographs for the visitors. However, it is quickly revealed that the bank is more than ready to withstand the 3rd Street Saints, and the group struggle as they fight through the bank's red-clad security guards. As they attempt to airlift the bank's vault using a Stork helicopter, Birk accidentally trips an alarm (believing it to be the door-release button for the vault) and the SWAT arrive. Birk flees as the Saints are overwhelmed, and The Protagonist is ultimately caught.

Gameplay Edit

When Good Heists Go Bad

Gameplay from the mission.

After the opening cutscenes finish, the mission begins with under fire. The Protagonist is armed with a 45 Shepherd (level 2), a TEK Z-10, a AS3 Ultimax, and a K-8 Krukov (level 4), all with infinite ammo.

Kill guards

Kill the nearby guards.

Go upstairs

Head through the doors and upstairs.

Kill guards

Kill a few more enemies here.

Go upstairs

Head further upstairs.

Go to the vault

After watching a brief scuffle between a guard and Shaundi, trigger another cutscene.

Go upstairs

Either stop to shoot at some more guards arriving in the lobby from the windows here or head up yet more stairs.

Go set the explosives

Either sign an autograph for a fan, an early introduction to the similar Photo Op Collectibles later in the game, or just ignore/kill them and set the explosives above the vault.

Defend yourself

After Birk sets off the alarm and flees, hold off against a few waves of SWAT members alongside Shaundi and Johnny Gat. Their numbers can quickly overwhelm; use the cubicles for cover or take a Human Shield if health gets low and watch out for those with Riot Shields.

Shoot the helicopter

Pummel it with as much ammunition as possible (ideally from a K-8 Krukov) until it flies off and another cutscene plays.

The Tornado cannot be killed in one hit, even using Cheats to spawn an Annihilator RPG.

The finale of the mission features The Protagonist atop the vault as the Stork helicopter attempts to airlift it out of the building. Shoot the oncoming waves of enemies and be wary of Sniper Specialists on the side of helicopters. After the Tornado returns, shoot it until it crashes into the helicopter above The Protagonist, ending the mission.

The next mission, "I'm Free - Free Falling", continues immediately after the Player Customization following this mission.

Rewards Edit

Newscast Edit

Main article: Newscasts
When Good Heists Go Bad radio newscasts media 00024
Jane Valderamma: "The celebrity of the 3rd Street Saints was put to a violent and destructive test in Stilwater. Patrons of a local bank were subjected to a mock hold-up by this internationally popular gang. However, excitement was replaced with panic when shots rang out and blood began to decorate the lobby. During the ensuing firefight, the bank's vault was ripped from the building, showering rubble down onto the bystanders below. The extent of the damage landed the Saints, like so many celebrities before them, in jail - at least for a few hours. This is Jane Valderamma with your Celebrity Crime News."

Trivia Edit

  • This mission takes place at the Stilwater 1st National Bank, and is the only mission to be set in Stilwater in Saints Row: The Third (although the opening cutscene of "Return to Steelport" takes place in Stilwater).
  • Josh Birk holds two 45 Shepherds in the opening cutscene but carries KA-1 Kobras during gameplay.
  • The cutouts of Killbane inside the bank were also used as promotional art for him.[1]
    • The decapitated cutout of Killbane also appears in "Hangar 18 1/2".
  • It is possible to escape the bank and explore "Stilwater" by using the Cheat "givesatchel" and using Satchel Charges to ragdoll The Protagonist outside the bounds of the map.[2] This rendition of Stilwater is approximately one square kilometer of empty streets. The ground and surrounding buildings are solid, but neither the streets nor buildings match the geography of Stilwater from Saints Row or Saints Row 2; the bank itself is just two floors floating high over the city.
    • It is possible to reach Steelport by jumping into the water and warping to shore. There are no cars driving, and few pedestrians. Parked cars are present, as well as aircraft at Wesley Cutter Intl and Sierra Point. You may also perform photo ops. "Stilwater" is not visible from Steelport, but the helicopter marker is visible at all times. When flying back to "Stilwater" the buildings reappear suddenly, and are solid.
  • As Player Customization does not occur until after this mission, a distorted Male Voice 1 is used throughout the mission. The default taunt and compliment used is The Marine and The Experience, respectively, and also cannot be changed until Player Customization.
    • If mods are used to change The Protagonist's outfit during the mission, the character's body is invisible, and changing to certain outfits – such as the outfit used during "Murderbrawl XXXI" – reveals that The Protagonist's model is female, but still uses the male animations.
  • The newscast for this mission, as well as the next[3], do not play until the third mission, "We're Going to Need Guns".
When Good Heists Go Bad Saints Flow Pierce

In a scene that parodies The Creation of Adam, Pierce reaches towards a can of Saints Flow in a Japanese commercial.

  • Cultural references in this mission include the following:
  • Marked enemies: (Casual) 12 + Tornado. Required Kills: 1 (Tornado). When the Tornado first attacks, shooting it is not required. The only time to is required to fire on it is at the very end of the mission, and there is no-one else who will fire on it.
  • The basketball court in the Japanese commercial cutscene is in Sunset Park.[4]

Transcript Edit

Cutscene #1 Edit

Opening crawl: "Conquest."
Opening crawl: "The story of human history."
Opening crawl: "Since time immemorial, great leaders have risen from humble beginnings to..."
Opening crawl: "do shit."
Opening crawl: "And so it was with the THIRD STREET SAINTS."
Opening crawl: "Since conquering Stilwater, the once small-time street gang has evolved into a media empire."
Opening crawl: "A Saints movie is in development. JOHNNY GAT and SHAUNDI are pop-culture icons. And PIERCE..."
Opening crawl: "Well, who gives a fuck about Pierce?"
Opening crawl: "The points is, the Saints are on the world stage and every criminal organization wants their crown."
Opening crawl: "It was only a matter of time before one of them took the fight to the Saints."

A Saints Flow Commercial plays
Pierce: "Super excellent!"
The camera pulls back from a cellphone
Josh: "Japanese commercials. Easiest money you'll ever make."
Gat: "Grand larceny's right up there. You ready for this?"
Josh: "No worries--I do my own stunts."
Shaundi: "You're just a ride-a-long, man--"
Shaundi: "So don't get all Hong Kong-style in there."
Josh: "I am a Method actor. If I'm gonna play a Saint with any degree of emotional truth, I gotta make it real."
The Protagonist: "Trust me, Birk. It'll be real."
Josh: "You're robbing a bank dressed like yourselves?"
Gat: "Hell yeah. Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?"
Josh: "Ultra-post-modernism. I love it."
Shaundi: "I'm cool with the Saints movie, but do we really gotta drag this asshole actor around?"
The Protagonist: "Cut Josh some slack, he's just researching his part."
Shaundi: "I hope he signed a waiver."
The Protagonist: "Alright people--"
Gat: "Birk!"
Josh: "Sorry, jumped his line. Can we go again?"
The Protagonist: "You all know the drill."
Man: "Can I get a picture with the boss?"
Shaundi: "Say "sleaze"!"
Josh: "Get in line, bitch!"
Shaundi: "Hey--don't be a dick."
Josh: "You call yourselves gang bangers? You're a bunch of pussies! We should be all up in their shit, like--"
Josh: "FUCK!!"
The Protagonist: "Well, that's different."
Gat: "You got a plan, or we just shooting all these motherfuckers?"
The Protagonist: "That is my plan."
Gat: "Works for me."
— Opening cutscene

Gameplay Edit

Gat: "Where's the vault!"
Guard: "Go to hell."
Gat: "You wanna play, motherfucker?"
Josh: "OH MY GOD!"
Shaundi: "You couldn't wait to kill him until we found out who these guys are?"
Gat: "Eh."
The Protagonist: "Alright people, let's find that vault."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Interrogate Guard"

Josh: "We're gonna die!"
Gat: "What happened to, "I do my own stunts"?"
Josh: "Hey, do these look like squibs to you?"
— "Mission Start"

That's right, you fuckers! We're comin' for you!
— Josh, "Josh Grandstanding"

Shaundi: "Oh Jesus..."
The Protagonist: "Get up Birk, let's keep moving."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Mumbles"
— "Berating Josh"
Shaundi: "I can't believe you launched that guy into a statue!"
Gat: "I can't believe you're still thinking about it."
Shaundi: "Do you want to know who these people are?"
The Protagonist: "Listen, all that matters is the vault. Let's find that and get the hell outta here."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Garbled"
— "Find Vault"
Josh: "Is this what it's normally like?"
Gat: "Normally the tellers don't use fucking shotguns."
Shaundi: "Yeah, normally banks don't look like a palace either. You see those statues before you blew 'em up?"
Gat: "Will you forget the horses, these guards are packing military grade hardware..."
The Protagonist: "Who the hell are we robbing?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "Morningstar Convo"

Cutscene #2 Edit

Josh: "I...I can't breathe."
Shaundi: "Ugh..."
Gat: "No way we're cracking this thing. Ready for Plan B?"
The Protagonist: "Josh, get over here..."
Josh: "Got the tools right here, homes."
Josh: "So what's Plan B, we drill it?"
Gat: "Fuck no. We blow it."
Josh: "WHAT?!"
Josh: "Not cool man!"
The Protagonist: "Time to get to work."
— Cutscene 2

Gameplay Edit

The Protagonist: "We'll need to set these above the vault."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Babbles"
— "Head Above Vault"

Josh: "Hey... I think we've got company..."
Shaundi: "Looks like they're comin' in from the lobby."
— "More Guys Coming"

Josh: "Shaundi..."
Shaundi: "What."
Josh: "We need to talk."
Shaundi: "We really don't."
Josh: "It's just... if I die here, I don't want things to go unsaid."
Shaundi: "I should be so lucky..."
— "Josh Banter"

Fan: "Oh my God, you're the Saints! You HAVE to sign this for me!"
The Protagonist: "Anything for a fan."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Gargles"
Josh: "Hey, Josh Birk. Don't be starstruck, I'm very approachable. Want me to sign your breasts?"
Fan: "Uh, no, that's alright."
Josh: "Yeah, well, you know, buy Nyte Blayde on DVD."
— "Celebrity Autographs"

Cutscene #3 Edit

Shaundi: "Let's get the chopper and lift this baby outta here."
Josh: "Hey guys, you can call off the helicopter, I found the way to open the vault!"
Shaundi: "Josh...are you trying to get us all jail time?"
Josh: "What? I don't wanna be some dude's bitch!"
Shaundi: "Do I have to go after him?"
Gat: "Forget about it, he'll be fine."
— "cutscene Zscene02"

Gameplay Edit

Shaundi: "How long until the chopper gets here?"
The Protagonist: "I dunno, probably like two waves of SWAT guys?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Shaundi: "Sounds about right."
— "Swat Almost There"
Here they come!
— Gat

— Shaundi, "Flashbang"

Shaundi: "I'm gonna kill Birk if I see him again..."
The Protagonist: "I thought you two really had something there."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
Shaundi: "Oh don't even go there."
The Protagonist: "Hey, I'm just sayin'..."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Annoyed At Birk SWAT Fight"
The chopper should be here soon, we just gotta hold out a little longer.
— Gat, "Wait for"

They've busted out the riot shields.
— Shaundi, "Calling Out Riot"

Shaundi: "Really, a fucking attack chopper?"
The Protagonist: "Seriously, who are these guys?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Garbled"
Gat: "A bunch of assholes."
— "Attack Chopper"
Shoot the helicopter! Use whatever you've got!
— Shaundi, "M01"

Here's our ride.
— Shaundi, "Chopper"

Cutscene #4 Edit

Go! Go! Go!
— The Protagonist, Cutscene 4

Gameplay Edit

The Protagonist: "You two go out the back."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Shaundi: "And you?"
The Protagonist: "I'm staying with the vault."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Moans"
Shaundi: "We'll see you when we touch down."
The Protagonist: "Alright, let's go!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Helicopter Hooked On"
The Protagonist: "Hold her steady!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
Pilot: "Where'd all this security come from?"
The Protagonist: "Stay calm and stick to the plan."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Growls"
— "Helicopter Rising"
The Protagonist: "Thought I shot that thing down."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Sneers"
— "Same Attack Chopper"

SWAT: "Troy can't bail you out of this one!"
SWAT: "This publicity stunt is over. We have to take you in."
— "Bullhorn Attack Heli Hover"

— Pilot, "Helicopter Jerks Back"

SWAT: "Make this easy on the squad for once."
SWAT: "Step away from the vault!"
— "Bullhorn Heli Drop"

SWAT: "Please autograph and then put down your gun!"
SWAT: "Turn yourself in, my son wants to meet Shaundi!"
— "Bullhorn Sniper Heli"

The Protagonist: "Why the hell are we still here?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Gargles"
Pilot: "The controls aren't responding!"
The Protagonist: "Then get it fixed. I'll hold off the cops."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Babbles"
Pilot: "You can't kill them all."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I never seem to..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I never seem to..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I never seem to..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I don't appreciate that kind of negativity..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I never seem to..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I never seem to..."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Helicopter Not Leaving"
The Protagonist: "Get us higher!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Pilot: "I'm trying not to get shot here!"
— "Helicopter Drag Vault"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "How much armor's on that chopper?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "How much armor's on that chopper?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "How much armor's on that chopper?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "How much armor's on that damn thing?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "How much armor's on that chopper?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "How much armor's on that chopper?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Growls"
— "Attack Chopper"
Pilot: "Jesus!"
The Protagonist: "Dammit, watch where you're flying!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Growls"
— "Helicopter Near Collision"
Put... the vault... down!
— SWAT, "Bullhorn Heli Drop After"

Pilot: "Hold on down there."
The Protagonist: "No shit, you think?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Moans"
— "Helicopter Vault Tipped"
I'm losing it!
— Pilot, "Helicopter Going Down"

You've gone too far this time!
— SWAT, "Bullhorn Cables"

The Protagonist: "That's right, don't fuck with... oh no, no, no!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Babbles"
— "Shot Down Attack"

Cutscene #5 Edit

— The Protagonist, Cutscene 5


Where do you expect to hide that vault?
— SWAT, "Bullhorn Attack Heli Strafe"

The Protagonist: "Cover me!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Set Explosives"
Watch it! Opposite side!
— Shaundi, "Warning Other"

Gallery Edit

  • The Star Wars-esque opening crawl in the beginning of the mission briefly describes the 3rd Street Saints' recent surge to fame
  • In a scene that parodies The Creation of Adam, Pierce reaches towards a can of Saints Flow in a Japanese commercial
  • In the same commercial, Pierce uses a Hadoken
  • Johnny Gat, Shaundi, and Josh Birk prepare for the heist of Stilwater 1st National Bank
  • Johnny Gat, Shaundi, and Josh Birk prepare for the heist of Stilwater 1st National Bank
  • The Protagonist meets the three outside the elevator
  • After meeting resistance, the group fight back. Johnny Gat uses a security guard as a Human Shield
  • A Stork arrives to airlift the vault away
  • As the Stork crashes, The Protagonist dives towards the windows and back inside the bank
  • The Protagonist is surrounded by SWAT, leading into "I'm Free - Free Falling"
  • Gameplay from the mission
  • The Protagonist wearing a modded "Murderbrawl XXXI" outfit, revealing the female model used for the mission
  • The Saints Flow ad starring Pierce from the start of the mission
  • The final image used at the end of the mission
  • UI image used when saving after this mission
  • Concept art of the Saints wearing the Gat Head during the mission

References Edit

  1. Image:
    Killbane promo image

    Killbane promo image

  2. YouTube: How to escape Stilwater in Saints Row: The Third u7jkJRZQHXk
  3. Mission: I'm Free - Free Falling
  4. Image:
    Saints Flow commercial filming location

    Saints Flow commercial filming location in Sunset Park

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