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Posted by 452 on 2015-01-25 18:19:17

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voc_jezebel_media_00027 1084656576 2281213574 Okay, I found a way to get you into the chamber they are keeping your friend.
voc_jezebel_media_00052 4092982162 2281213574 Okay, I found a way to get you into the chamber they are keeping your friend.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00114 ADR - 279739325 Johnny_Gat Yeah, but I already have the gun drawn, so....
voc_code4008_media_00000 Open World Nag 1345181894 Remember, everything you do gets us a little bit closer to getting Satan's attention, and that translates into rescuing the boss.
voc_code3916_media_00001 Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 02 401821031 Thanks.
voc_code3916_media_00000 Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 04 401821031 What?!
voc_phone_call_media_00183 Altar - Holy Stomp Phone_Call The search was long, but in time, our heroes discovered the ability to bathe their enemies in the holy light of the Lord.
voc_phone_call_media_00167 Altar - Shadow Blast Phone_Call Use the Shadow Blast to trap your enemies in a Tenebrous Cloud... the darkness will slow them down while they choke to death.
voc_phone_call_media_00011 Altar - Soul Blast Phone_Call Now you can send vengeful souls screaming at your enemies... don't worry too much about aiming, the souls will know where to go.
voc_phone_call_media_00147 Altar - Titan Summon Phone_Call You didn't think Imps were the only members of my crew did you? Now you can summon some of my... "larger" deckhands
voc_phone_call_media_00207 Altar - Tower Summon Phone_Call Sometimes you don't need blind loyalty, you need firepower... that's where the tower comes in. It can't move, but boy can it blow things to hell.
voc_phone_call_media_00124 Altar - Vacuum Stomp Phone_Call In which our heroes are didactically informed that the vacuum stomp draws enemies towards you in a frightful and deadly collision.
voc_phone_call_media_00029 Altar - Vamp Aura Phone_Call With this aura you can drain the life force from nearby souls to rejuvenate you.
voc_phone_call_media_00195 Altar - Worship Aura Phone_Call This arcane power drives your enemies to their knees where they belong. After that; it's just a matter of executing them in an inspired fashion.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00369 Altar Activation Hint Aura Johnny_Gat The Halo has to have some way to activate this thing...
voc_kinzie_media_00304 Altar Activation Hint Aura Kinzie There's gotta be a power that can activate this thing...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00299 Altar Activation Hint Blast Johnny_Gat When in doubt, blast the fucking thing.
voc_kinzie_media_00140 Altar Activation Hint Blast Kinzie Maybe I should try blasting it...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00289 Altar Activation Hint Stomp Johnny_Gat Maybe I can crush this thing...
voc_kinzie_media_00363 Altar Activation Hint Stomp Kinzie The symbol is trying to say something.
voc_kinzie_media_00069 Altar Activation Hint Summon Kinzie Time to call in the boys...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00123 Altar Activation Hint Summon Johnny_Gat I should summon one of Gat's Little Helpers... they probably know what to do...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00406 Altar Activation Not Ready Johnny_Gat Now that's a pretty impressive chunk of stone. Wonder how to turn it on?
voc_kinzie_media_00305 Altar Activation Not Ready Kinzie That's quite the altar, I wonder what it's for.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00408 Altar Activation Not Ready Johnny_Gat Oooo, ancient stone altar. Wonder what it does?
voc_kinzie_media_00306 Altar Activation Not Ready Kinzie Why can't these things come with an on button?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00407 Altar Activation Not Ready Johnny_Gat This looks old... and expensive.
voc_kinzie_media_00307 Altar Activation Not Ready Kinzie Quite the contraption, maybe we should look around...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00067 Armored Initiation Johnny_Gat Now this brings me back.
voc_kinzie_media_00370 Armored Initiation Kinzie This is for you Viola...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00065 Armored Initiation Johnny_Gat Who builds these fucking things?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00068 Armored Initiation Johnny_Gat I kinda want to keep this baby.
voc_kinzie_media_00366 Armored Initiation Kinzie Shouldn't be to hard to get this outta here...
voc_kinzie_media_00368 Armored Initiation Kinzie Ok... what would Johnny do...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00064 Armored Initiation Johnny_Gat This seemed like a better idea when people weren't trying to kill me...
voc_kinzie_media_00367 Armored Initiation Kinzie Time to get this to Viola and Kiki...
voc_kinzie_media_00365 Armored Initiation Kinzie Alright... try not to fly through the windshield...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00063 Armored Initiation Johnny_Gat Gotta get this someplace safe...
voc_kinzie_media_00369 Armored Initiation Kinzie My sister wants this...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00066 Armored Initiation Johnny_Gat And now a quick drop-off...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00060 Extraction Gain Point Johnny_Gat This one's secure...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00062 Extraction Gain Point Johnny_Gat Have to gain control of all three.
voc_kinzie_media_00212 Extraction Gain Point Kinzie Got it locked down...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00061 Extraction Gain Point Johnny_Gat It's mine now.
voc_kinzie_media_00213 Extraction Gain Point Kinzie Secured!
voc_kinzie_media_00211 Extraction Gain Point Kinzie Alright, onto the next one...
voc_kinzie_media_00386 Extraction Lost Point Kinzie Come on! I just cleaned that!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00267 Extraction Lost Point Johnny_Gat *sigh* not again...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00266 Extraction Lost Point Johnny_Gat Damn it, lost control...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00265 Extraction Lost Point Johnny_Gat Gotta retake that point...
voc_kinzie_media_00387 Extraction Lost Point Kinzie Get away from there!
voc_kinzie_media_00385 Extraction Lost Point Kinzie I'm losing it!
voc_kinzie_media_00409 HB Checkpoint Reached Kinzie Arrived.
voc_kinzie_media_00406 HB Checkpoint Reached Kinzie This isn't so tough...
voc_kinzie_media_00410 HB Checkpoint Reached Kinzie Doin' just fine...
voc_kinzie_media_00408 HB Checkpoint Reached Kinzie Made it.
voc_kinzie_media_00404 HB Checkpoint Reached Kinzie *whoo*
voc_kinzie_media_00403 HB Checkpoint Reached Kinzie That was a good time.
voc_kinzie_media_00407 HB Checkpoint Reached Kinzie The only way to travel.
voc_kinzie_media_00405 HB Checkpoint Reached Kinzie Just keep it up, Kinzie...
voc_kinzie_media_00377 Head Hunter Kill Kinzie Nothing to it...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00221 Head Hunter Kill Johnny_Gat Right between the eyes.
voc_kinzie_media_00378 Head Hunter Kill Kinzie So long...
voc_kinzie_media_00379 Head Hunter Kill Kinzie Bye-bye...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00218 Head Hunter Kill Johnny_Gat That one's going in the dream journal...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00217 Head Hunter Kill Johnny_Gat Still got it? Shit, I never lost it...
voc_kinzie_media_00382 Head Hunter Kill Kinzie Hope Johnny was watching...
voc_kinzie_media_00380 Head Hunter Kill Kinzie If Gat can do it, so can I...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00219 Head Hunter Kill Johnny_Gat *chuckles*
voc_johnny_gat_media_00220 Head Hunter Kill Johnny_Gat Whoops.
voc_kinzie_media_00381 Head Hunter Kill Kinzie Yeah ok, that was pretty neat.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00216 Head Hunter Kill Johnny_Gat Ouch.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00098 Marshaling Ground Entrance Johnny_Gat This place looks cozy...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00129 Marshaling Ground Entrance Johnny_Gat Time to put an Arch-Duke to sleep...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00099 Marshaling Ground Entrance Johnny_Gat Come out, come out, where ever you are.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00017 Marshaling Ground Entrance Gallows_Dodger This'll be fun...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00018 Marshaling Ground Entrance Gallows_Dodger Can you feel that? There's murder in the air...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00097 Marshaling Ground Entrance Johnny_Gat Come on out so I can put a bullet in your fucking face!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00130 Marshaling Ground Entrance Johnny_Gat You gonna show up or what, I gotta schedule to keep...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00135 Revenge Kill Johnny_Gat I'm not through with you Dex...
voc_kinzie_media_00200 Revenge Kill Kinzie Bye bye.
voc_kinzie_media_00204 Revenge Kill Kinzie *sigh* Oh revenge...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00138 Revenge Kill Johnny_Gat So long Dex.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00133 Revenge Kill Johnny_Gat No one betrays the Saints...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00137 Revenge Kill Johnny_Gat Thought we forgot about you?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00136 Revenge Kill Johnny_Gat That was a long time coming.
voc_kinzie_media_00201 Revenge Kill Kinzie I wonder if there's anyone down here Oleg hates...
voc_kinzie_media_00199 Revenge Kill Kinzie Go to he- shit, that one doesn't work...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00134 Revenge Kill Johnny_Gat No one takes a shot at the boss and gets away with it Dex...
voc_kinzie_media_00202 Revenge Kill Kinzie That should make Dane happy...
voc_kinzie_media_00203 Revenge Kill Kinzie I would never pay someone to help me with revenge... I would do it all. By. Myself.
voc_kinzie_media_00053 Reverse Ambulance Success Kinzie Happy birthday to me...
voc_kinzie_media_00058 Reverse Ambulance Success Kinzie Maniacal Laughter
voc_kinzie_media_00057 Reverse Ambulance Success Kinzie Like bowling... with a murder car.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00260 Reverse Ambulance Success Johnny_Gat It's the little things that keep me happy...
voc_kinzie_media_00056 Reverse Ambulance Success Kinzie This is too much fun!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00259 Reverse Ambulance Success Johnny_Gat That was awesome!
voc_kinzie_media_00055 Reverse Ambulance Success Kinzie That was fantastic!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00262 Reverse Ambulance Success Johnny_Gat *happy whistling*
voc_kinzie_media_00054 Reverse Ambulance Success Kinzie This completes me.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00261 Reverse Ambulance Success Johnny_Gat That was too easy.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00258 Reverse Ambulance Success Johnny_Gat Run 'em down!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00257 Reverse Ambulance Success Johnny_Gat Good times had by all... except, ya know... the guy I hit...
voc_kinzie_media_00373 Salvation - Blast Kinzie I should be able to blast through that shield...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00352 Salvation - Blast Johnny_Gat I need to destroy that shield to save 'em...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00351 Salvation - Blast Johnny_Gat Gotta blast through that shield!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00353 Salvation - Blast Johnny_Gat Can't save 'em until I destroy that shield...
voc_kinzie_media_00375 Salvation - Blast Kinzie I need to blast through that shield...
voc_kinzie_media_00372 Salvation - Blast Kinzie These rising souls are protected by some sort of energy field.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00354 Salvation - Blast Johnny_Gat That must be the shield Dane was talking about... gotta blast it.
voc_kinzie_media_00374 Salvation - Blast Kinzie I can destroy that shield with a blast...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00040 Salvation - Combo Gained Johnny_Gat Things are starting to look up...
voc_kinzie_media_00269 Salvation - Combo Gained Kinzie Now's the time to collect as many souls as I can...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00039 Salvation - Combo Gained Johnny_Gat Now's the time to collect as many souls as I can...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00041 Salvation - Combo Gained Johnny_Gat Gotta catch more souls before I touch down...
voc_kinzie_media_00268 Salvation - Combo Gained Kinzie Great; now I need to keep the momentum going...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00038 Salvation - Combo Gained Johnny_Gat Gotta keep the flow going...
voc_kinzie_media_00270 Salvation - Combo Gained Kinzie Time to collect some souls!
voc_kinzie_media_00271 Salvation - Combo Gained Kinzie I gotta keep this combo going!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00156 Salvation - Combo Lost Johnny_Gat Damn it, gotta build up the combo again...
voc_kinzie_media_00152 Salvation - Combo Lost Kinzie I lose my combo because I land? That's pretty arbitrary...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00157 Salvation - Combo Lost Johnny_Gat Shit... had a good thing going there...
voc_kinzie_media_00151 Salvation - Combo Lost Kinzie Damn it, need to start the combo over...
voc_kinzie_media_00153 Salvation - Combo Lost Kinzie I built my combo up before, I can do it again...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00154 Salvation - Combo Lost Johnny_Gat I lose the combo when I touch the ground? How gamey is that?
voc_kinzie_media_00150 Salvation - Combo Lost Kinzie The combo was nice while it lasted...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00155 Salvation - Combo Lost Johnny_Gat If I wanna keep the momentum going, I gotta stay in the air...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00050 Salvation Halo Johnny_Gat Tight fit.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00052 Salvation Halo Johnny_Gat Just send me to Miramar...
voc_kinzie_media_00096 Salvation Halo Kinzie Light it up!
voc_kinzie_media_00094 Salvation Halo Kinzie All those flight sims came in handy...
voc_kinzie_media_00093 Salvation Halo Kinzie That's gotta be worth something!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00051 Salvation Halo Johnny_Gat Wish the boss could see me now...
voc_kinzie_media_00095 Salvation Halo Kinzie Does this count as sports?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00049 Salvation Halo Johnny_Gat I got this...
voc_kinzie_media_00263 Salvation Soul Lost Kinzie Who gets second chances anyway...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00268 Salvation Soul Lost Johnny_Gat Sorry!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00271 Salvation Soul Lost Johnny_Gat Damn it...
voc_kinzie_media_00262 Salvation Soul Lost Kinzie Missed one, whoops.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00269 Salvation Soul Lost Johnny_Gat Hope that guy gets a do-over.
voc_kinzie_media_00264 Salvation Soul Lost Kinzie We'll just not mention that to anyone.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00270 Salvation Soul Lost Johnny_Gat Well, he was probably a bad guy anyway.
voc_kinzie_media_00265 Salvation Soul Lost Kinzie Errr, whoops
voc_kinzie_media_00062 Salvation Soul Rescue Kinzie You're safe!
voc_kinzie_media_00061 Salvation Soul Rescue Kinzie Hang on!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00315 Salvation Soul Rescue Johnny_Gat Thank me later...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00316 Salvation Soul Rescue Johnny_Gat Say hi to the big guy for me...
voc_kinzie_media_00063 Salvation Soul Rescue Kinzie Gotcha!
voc_kinzie_media_00060 Salvation Soul Rescue Kinzie Let's get you outta here...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00318 Salvation Soul Rescue Johnny_Gat Gotcha!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00317 Salvation Soul Rescue Johnny_Gat Johnny Gat, Soul Saver.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00003 Speeding Comet Johnny_Gat Move it, outta the way!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00001 Speeding Comet Johnny_Gat This things got some hustle!
voc_kinzie_media_00100 Speeding Comet Kinzie Bad idea, BAD IDEA!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00002 Speeding Comet Johnny_Gat Not sure where I'm going, but I'm making GREAT time!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00004 Speeding Comet Johnny_Gat Why am I doing this again?!
voc_kinzie_media_00099 Speeding Comet Kinzie Of course there aren't seat belts.
voc_kinzie_media_00101 Speeding Comet Kinzie Watch it people!
voc_kinzie_media_00102 Speeding Comet Kinzie Make a hole, people, comin' through!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00000 Speeding Comet Johnny_Gat Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
voc_kinzie_media_00103 Speeding Comet Kinzie Why am I doing this again?
voc_kinzie_media_00171 Spire Success Kinzie We're done.
voc_kinzie_media_00173 Spire Success Kinzie Stop bothering me!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00333 Spire Success Johnny_Gat You won't be shooting me down anymore.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00335 Spire Success Johnny_Gat Get the fuck outta here...
voc_kinzie_media_00175 Spire Success Kinzie Euyck.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00334 Spire Success Johnny_Gat Give me that...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00332 Spire Success Johnny_Gat That doesn't get old...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00337 Spire Success Johnny_Gat I'm sick of this shit...
voc_kinzie_media_00170 Spire Success Kinzie Fuck off...
voc_kinzie_media_00172 Spire Success Kinzie It's like changing a fleshy power source...
voc_kinzie_media_00174 Spire Success Kinzie I'm sick of your shit!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00336 Spire Success Johnny_Gat You didn't need this, did ya?
voc_dane_media_00095 Chapel Warning Dane This is the moment you've been waiting for... time to crash a wedding.
voc_shakespeare_media_00019 Club Blackbeard Comment Shakespeare Long had Shakespeare conspired with Blackbeard... for it was the Bard who provided the famed pirate with a means to steal Lucifer's Halo.
voc_shakespeare_media_00025 Club Dane Comment Shakespeare The Bard had written about love enough times to recognize attraction when he saw it. Dane was smitten by a certain lady, even if the young executive did not know it yet.
voc_shakespeare_media_00011 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare In which The Bard contemplates on writing about the tragic death of Trinket the Bear.
voc_shakespeare_media_00010 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare Oft Shakespeare would hide inside jokes in his dialogue, he knew it was self indulgent but every man had a vice.
voc_shakespeare_media_00015 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare The people clamored for another passion play, but The Bard's thoughts were on other, darker, pursuits...
voc_shakespeare_media_00012 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare The Bard was lost in thought: how many mortal writers had appropriated his name for hack-ish works...
voc_shakespeare_media_00018 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare Shakespeare never thought much about Pinter. A beat. Neither did anyone else.
voc_shakespeare_media_00016 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare The Bard nods approvingly at the Saint.
voc_shakespeare_media_00013 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare Shakespeare really needed better blocking... all he did was stand in place.
voc_shakespeare_media_00017 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare The destruction of Earth weighed heavily on Shakespeare... The cliffhanger season finale of NyteBlayde would never be resolved.
voc_shakespeare_media_00014 Club Generic Comment Shakespeare Soliloquies to the audience always seemed convenient, but Shakespeare employed them none the less... the fourth wall was a barrier for lesser men.
voc_shakespeare_media_00004 Club Jezebel Comment Shakespeare The Bard silently made a vow: Jezebel would be free of her father, no matter the costs.
voc_shakespeare_media_00035 Club Satan Comment Shakespeare Like Marlowe before him, Satan underestimated The Bard... and also like Marlowe it was only a matter of time before a knife found him.
voc_shakespeare_media_00005 Club Twins Comment Shakespeare The Bard knew enough about structure to read the signs: A broken neck. A destroyed planet. Wherever the twins walked, a plot twist was soon to follow.
voc_shakespeare_media_00028 Club Vlad Comment Shakespeare Shakespeare realized that Vlad would be perfect in Titus Andronicus, but also knew that the Impaler's predilections would lead to many deaths on set.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00144 Blackbeard combat Johnny_Gat Hey Blackbeard, are you going to do something or just stand there and get mauled!
voc_kinzie_media_00107 Blackbeard combat Kinzie Get your head in the game Blackbeard, I need your help!
voc_satan_media_00002 Brimstone Cloud Boss Satan I'm waiting for you Gat...
voc_satan_media_00000 Brimstone Cloud Boss Satan Look upon my works and despair...
voc_satan_media_00004 Brimstone Cloud Boss Satan They call me the deceiver for a reason.
voc_satan_media_00003 Brimstone Cloud Boss Satan Come, find me, mortal.
voc_satan_media_00001 Brimstone Cloud Boss Satan Lost the will to fight?
voc_dex_media_00042 combat - advance Dex I'm coming for you...
voc_dex_media_00041 combat - advance Dex You think you can outsmart me?
voc_dex_media_00040 combat - advance Dex I'm putting you in the ground...
voc_dex_media_00039 combat - advance Dex You never shoulda found me...
voc_dex_media_00037 combat - cover Dex Let's work things out, I used to be one of you!
voc_dex_media_00035 combat - cover Dex What do you want from me?!
voc_dex_media_00036 combat - cover Dex No more!
voc_dex_media_00019 combat - need cover fire Dex You're supposed to protect me!
voc_dex_media_00017 combat - need cover fire Dex The fuck am I paying you for, kill that bitch!
voc_dex_media_00018 combat - need cover fire Dex Can you just kill this motherfucker?!
voc_satan_media_00034 Combat Advance Boss Satan You're in my domain, mortal...
voc_satan_media_00037 Combat Advance Boss Satan Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!
voc_satan_media_00035 Combat Advance Boss Satan Come, then, mortal, and I'll feast on your soul!
voc_satan_media_00036 Combat Advance Boss Satan What hope do you have against the Prince of Lies...
voc_satan_media_00059 Combat Fire Blast Boss Satan Burn!
voc_satan_media_00060 Combat Fire Blast Boss Satan This is only the start of your suffering.
voc_satan_media_00062 Combat Fire Blast Boss Satan Now, you burn.
voc_satan_media_00063 Combat Fire Blast Boss Satan Hellfire!
voc_satan_media_00061 Combat Fire Blast Boss Satan I will roast your tender flesh!
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00036 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger die...DIE!
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00037 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger You can't run from me!
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00043 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger Kill them all!
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00039 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger Who wants to play!
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00040 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger YOU'RE ALL DEAD!
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00041 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger YES!
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00034 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger You poor bastards...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00035 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger No one walks away!
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00038 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger Playtime's over...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00042 combat killing spree Gallows_Dodger *insane laughter*
voc_dex_media_00033 Combat Lust Gun Dex I feel good...
voc_dex_media_00034 Combat Lust Gun Dex Hey there...
voc_dex_media_00032 Combat Lust Gun Dex You're dying for a piece of me...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00007 combat nearing killing spree Gallows_Dodger *dark chuckle*
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00027 combat next shot Gallows_Dodger Let me cut loose...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00029 combat next shot Gallows_Dodger Come on... let me kill one more...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00030 combat next shot Gallows_Dodger We're so close...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00028 combat next shot Gallows_Dodger Don't stop...
voc_dex_media_00011 flee Dex I gotta get outta here!
voc_dex_media_00012 flee Dex Fuck this!
voc_dex_media_00010 flee Dex This is why I've been in hiding!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00213 Genki Reaction Johnny_Gat Of course the Man-Cat is down here...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00212 Genki Reaction Johnny_Gat Genki: only one of us is walking away from this...
voc_kinzie_media_00350 Genki Reaction Kinzie I could never prove it was you Genki... but the government isn't around to protect you this time.
voc_kinzie_media_00349 Genki Reaction Kinzie Alright, Genki... it's just me and you. Let's do this!
voc_kinzie_media_00351 Genki Reaction Kinzie Tonight I kill the Man-Cat.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00214 Genki Reaction Johnny_Gat Genki... I'm coming for you...
voc_dex_media_00068 human shield - idle Dex Don't you get it? Dane is using you, work with me...
voc_dex_media_00070 human shield - idle Dex Let's not do anything crazy...
voc_dex_media_00069 human shield - idle Dex You're upset, I get that. Let's talk things out...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00109 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat Satan's gotta try harder than that...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00102 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat The Devil better step up his game...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00105 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat Send my regards to your boss.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00464 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat Arch-Duke... more like Arch- fuck it, you get the idea...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00104 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat Shoulda known who you were messing with...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00110 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat That the best Hell's got?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00108 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat Well that was fun...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00107 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat I should have gotten on the demon killing train years ago...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00103 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat Better luck next time...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00021 Kill Archduke Gallows_Dodger I never get sick of doing that...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00100 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat Go to Hell...ok that one worked out better in my head.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00465 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat This outta get the Devil's attention...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00101 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat I'll put every single one of you back in a box...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00022 Kill Archduke Gallows_Dodger God that felt good.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00111 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat Hard to find good help...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00106 Kill Archduke Johnny_Gat I could do this all night...
voc_dex_media_00025 Revenge 01 - Gat Dex I don't wanna fight you Johnny...
voc_dex_media_00016 Revenge 01 - Kinzie Dex Bitch, who are you?!
voc_dex_media_00027 Revenge 02 - Gat Dex Enough's enough Gat!
voc_dex_media_00055 Revenge 02 - Kinzie Dex The fuck did I do to you?
voc_dex_media_00054 Revenge 03 - Gat Dex Johnny, stand with me and I'll let you live...
voc_dex_media_00071 Revenge 03 - Kinzie Dex The Saints think they can replace me with you?!
voc_dex_media_00024 Revenge 04 - Gat Dex You too dumb to figure it out Gat? You backed the wrong horse...
voc_dex_media_00050 Revenge 04 - Kinzie Dex I was happy with people forgetting I exist, but motherfuckers always gotta bring up the past...
voc_dex_media_00026 Revenge 05 - Gat Dex You hate me for working for Ultor? The fuck you think you're doing?
voc_dex_media_00058 Revenge 05 - Kinzie Dex Shoulda done your homework Kinzie... no one ever gets the best of me...
voc_dex_media_00057 Revenge 06 - Gat Dex I'm gonna prove I'm the better Saint...
voc_dex_media_00056 Revenge 06 - Kinzie Dex If you're smart you'll bail on the Saints like I did...
voc_dex_media_00038 Revenge 07 - Gat Dex I don't wanna fight you Johnny...
voc_dex_media_00031 Revenge 07 - Kinzie Dex I orchestrated Julius' death... you think I'm not ready for you?
voc_satan_media_00056 Teleshield Boss Satan Away with you!
voc_satan_media_00058 Teleshield Boss Satan I don't think so, mortal.
voc_satan_media_00054 Teleshield Boss Satan I like you better over there.
voc_satan_media_00055 Teleshield Boss Satan You will not touch me.
voc_satan_media_00057 Teleshield Boss Satan Haah, I think not.
voc_dex_media_00002 threat - alert (group attack) Dex You don't have a chance against us!
voc_dex_media_00001 threat - alert (group attack) Dex I'm done playin' around!
voc_dex_media_00000 threat - alert (group attack) Dex You want me? Well you found me, bitch...
voc_dex_media_00008 threat - alert (solo attack) Dex Troy get's a pass, and you come after me?
voc_dex_media_00006 threat - alert (solo attack) Dex You think I was just some grammer nazi, I can fight bitch!
voc_dex_media_00005 threat - alert (solo attack) Dex I can take you!
voc_dex_media_00004 threat - alert (solo attack) Dex The Saints can't help you here!
voc_dex_media_00009 threat - alert (solo attack) Dex Die, bitch!
voc_dex_media_00007 threat - alert (solo attack) Dex Say hi to Lin for me...
voc_satan_media_00022 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan Go my minions...
voc_satan_media_00024 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan Burn the flesh, but bring me the soul.
voc_satan_media_00020 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan Here is where you die!
voc_satan_media_00019 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan Bring me his head, you may keep the rest.
voc_satan_media_00023 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan Tear him apart.
voc_satan_media_00018 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan We are legion, mortal, you have no chance.
voc_satan_media_00027 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan Kill this one, and quickly.
voc_satan_media_00021 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan I tire of this...
voc_satan_media_00025 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan This one was not invited to the festivities.
voc_satan_media_00026 Threat Alert Group Attack Boss Satan I have a wedding to preside over, destroy him.
voc_satan_media_00007 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan I am Satan, the First, the Fallen.
voc_satan_media_00010 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan I have eternity with which to punish you.
voc_satan_media_00006 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan On the day of my daughter's wedding?
voc_satan_media_00009 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan I am the god of this land, mortal.
voc_satan_media_00013 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan Enough, I will end this.
voc_satan_media_00005 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan Bow before me and you'll die quickly.
voc_satan_media_00012 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan You could have been my son!
voc_satan_media_00011 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan You've had your fun Mr. Gat...now die!
voc_satan_media_00008 Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss Satan Mortal, you have annoyed me long enough.
voc_satan_media_00047 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan This is nothing.
voc_satan_media_00045 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan contemptuous snort Please.
voc_satan_media_00041 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan Cease this scrabbling and die.
voc_satan_media_00046 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan Admirable attempt.
voc_satan_media_00040 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan The audacity!
voc_satan_media_00042 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan I am invincible.
voc_satan_media_00044 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan Stop this, it is embarassing.
voc_satan_media_00049 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan You DARE?!
voc_satan_media_00048 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan low laughter You strike ME? SATAN?
voc_satan_media_00043 Threat Damage Received Boss Satan The gazelle hunts the lion? I think not.
voc_satan_media_00038 Threat Knocked Down Target Boss Satan Stay on your knees, it suits you.
voc_satan_media_00039 Threat Knocked Down Target Boss Satan Don't tell me you've died already.
voc_satan_media_00031 Wing Cocoon Boss Satan Your efforts are in vain, mortal.
voc_satan_media_00033 Wing Cocoon Boss Satan Enough. Minions, finish him.
voc_satan_media_00032 Wing Cocoon Boss Satan I am immortal.
voc_satan_media_00029 Wing Cocoon Boss Satan Hunt them like dogs!
voc_satan_media_00030 Wing Cocoon Boss Satan Even now, I grow stronger once more.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00300 Commentary BurnBuild Johnny Johnny_Gat Well, looks like someone got to this building before I did...
voc_kinzie_media_00308 Commentary BurnBuild Kinzie Kinzie It's like standing on the leaning Tower of Pisa, only it's a building not a tower, and we're in a slum in Hell instead of Italy. But otherwise, pretty close..
voc_kinzie_media_00214 Commentary Capitol Kinzie Kinzie Evil politicians... it's like a little slice of home.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00167 Commentary Captiol Johnny Johnny_Gat I doubt they have enough room in that building to fit all the politicians in hell.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00446 Commentary College Johnny Johnny_Gat I could put together a helluva curriculum down here: knife work 101, improvised assault, murdering people on one good leg... maybe teaching is my true calling...
voc_kinzie_media_00071 Commentary College Kinzie Kinzie Hate to see what the student loans look like down here...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00319 Commentary LavaFront Johnny Johnny_Gat God I want to throw someone into that lava...
voc_kinzie_media_00239 Commentary LavaFront Kinzie Kinzie Swimming sucks. Lava sucks. Swimming in lava definitely sucks.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00025 Commentary Arch Johnny Johnny_Gat Well. It's a rock.
voc_kinzie_media_00207 Commentary Arch Kinzie Kinzie That is a big arch... which really doesn't impress me too much considering I'm surrounded by floating buildings and lava...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00255 Commentary BellTower Johnny Johnny_Gat Defensible... good visibility... I could have some fun here...
voc_kinzie_media_00436 Commentary BellTower Kinzie Kinzie They have floating platforms and occult stop lights but they still need a belltower? Someone's hanging onto the past...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00225 Commentary Castle Johnny Johnny_Gat I've wanted a lava moat since I was 4.
voc_kinzie_media_00072 Commentary Castle Kinzie Kinzie Just think, this castle was probably built to defend against the forces of heaven. Pretty awesome.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00298 Commentary Cathedral Johnny Johnny_Gat Wonder if Julius is in there...
voc_kinzie_media_00347 Commentary Cathedral Kinzie Kinzie Oh look... a satanic cathedral... nothing creepy about that.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00414 Commentary Dragon Johnny Johnny_Gat Satan wanted to impress me he'd have an actual fucking dragon, not just some bullshit statue...
voc_kinzie_media_00252 Commentary Dragon Kinzie Kinzie Matt gave me a shirt with an airbrushed dragon on it for my birthday. It was kind of awesome.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00440 Commentary FloatingPlatform Johnny Johnny_Gat Far be it for me to tell the Devil how to do his job, but I was running things? This thing would have guns... lots and lots of guns...
voc_kinzie_media_00025 Commentary FloatingPlatform Kinzie Kinzie These floating platforms are incredible. I wonder how they work?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00263 Commentary Furry Johnny Johnny_Gat Hey, everyone has a hobby.
voc_kinzie_media_00251 Commentary Furry Kinzie Kinzie My people have a home.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00226 Commentary Gas Johnny Johnny_Gat Gas prices aren't half bad...
voc_kinzie_media_00196 Commentary Gas Kinzie Kinzie Using exponential math for gas prices is a special form of evil. Nice job, Dane.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00159 Commentary GoldenShower Johnny Johnny_Gat Stay classy, Hell.
voc_kinzie_media_00290 Commentary GoldenShower Kinzie Kinzie Oh single entendres... what would we do without you...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00037 Commentary Gravel Johnny Johnny_Gat A gravel pit? A fucking gravel pit? We're surrounded by floating buildings and rivers of lava, why in god's name is there a fucking quarry here?
voc_kinzie_media_00266 Commentary Gravel Kinzie Kinzie Good job Sisyphus...keep running.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00427 Commentary HighHouse Johnny Johnny_Gat Sounds like someone's singing in there...
voc_kinzie_media_00393 Commentary HighHouse Kinzie Kinzie I wonder how long it took to build this thing...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00264 Commentary Highway Johnny Johnny_Gat I'll take this over the 405 any day.
voc_kinzie_media_00051 Commentary Highway Kinzie Kinzie This is traffic in hell? Someone's never been to DC.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00274 Commentary LowHouse Johnny Johnny_Gat Boss! Boss! Are you in there?!
voc_kinzie_media_00435 Commentary LowHouse Kinzie Kinzie The boss has to be in here somewhere...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00368 Commentary PawnA 02 Johnny_Gat Pawnshop in hell? I'll take my chances making a deal with Dane...
voc_kinzie_media_00383 Commentary PawnB 02 Kinzie I don't like going into a pawnshop in Steelport, let alone Hell.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00112 Commentary PowerP Johnny Johnny_Gat *coughs* bad place to take in the view...
voc_kinzie_media_00046 Commentary PowerP Kinzie Kinzie If Dane wants to run an industrial park he can be my guest...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00143 Commentary Prison Johnny Johnny_Gat I don't wanna know what they do to people locked up in there...
voc_kinzie_media_00362 Commentary Prison Kinzie Kinzie What's a prison in hell look like...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00042 Commentary SadCans Johnny Johnny_Gat The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to.
voc_kinzie_media_00052 Commentary SadCans Kinzie Kinzie Whatever. The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00420 Commentary SatanStat Johnny Johnny_Gat I'm coming for you...
voc_kinzie_media_00141 Commentary SatanStat Kinzie Kinzie Bet you wish you never stole the boss...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00096 Commentary Sizzled Johnny Johnny_Gat Fuck me!
voc_kinzie_media_00068 Commentary Sizzled Kinzie Kinzie Christ that's hot!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00128 Commentary Snowball Johnny Johnny_Gat Why would they call it "Snowball's Chance" there's no snow in hell...someone should fire their marketing guy...
voc_kinzie_media_00384 Commentary Snowball Kinzie Kinzie Wonder if Killbane's inside...
voc_phone_call_media_00227 Commentary StripClubBackDoorA 01 Phone_Call Hey baby, you looking for a bad time?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00292 Commentary StripClubBackDoorA 02 Johnny_Gat Yeah, no.
voc_phone_call_media_00215 Commentary StripClubBackDoorB 01 Phone_Call Hey girl, you looking for a bad time?
voc_kinzie_media_00364 Commentary StripClubBackDoorB 02 Kinzie Maybe. I'll get back to you.
voc_phone_call_media_00019 Commentary TacoMalo_A 01 Phone_Call Welcome to Tacos Malos, can I take your order?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00310 Commentary TacoMalo_A 02 Johnny_Gat Dane? Is that you?
voc_phone_call_media_00208 Commentary TacoMalo_A 03 Phone_Call Yes, now keep your voice down before someone hears you.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00076 Commentary TacoMalo_A 04 Johnny_Gat What the fuck are doing in there?
voc_phone_call_media_00133 Commentary TacoMalo_A 05 Phone_Call You think anyone buys fast food in hell? It's a front... I've been stashing resources at the branches all over hell... swing by all three and you'll have enough components to build a weapon.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00272 Commentary TacoMalo_A 06 Johnny_Gat Can I still get a taco?
voc_phone_call_media_00245 Commentary TacoMalo_A 07 Phone_Call You don't want the fucking taco, now get out of here...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00043 Commentary TacoMalo_B 02 Johnny_Gat Dane you there?
voc_phone_call_media_00085 Commentary TacoMalo_B 03 Phone_Call Took you long enough... here's the next part.
voc_phone_call_media_00250 Commentary TacoMalo_C 01 Phone_Call Welcome to Tacos Malos, would you like our special today?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00372 Commentary TacoMalo_C 02 Johnny_Gat Is that the gun?
voc_phone_call_media_00020 Commentary TacoMalo_C 03 Phone_Call Jesus Christ, you're terrible at being discreet.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00437 Commentary TacoMalo_C 04 Johnny_Gat What made you think I'd be good at it?
voc_phone_call_media_00151 Commentary TacoMalo_C 05 Phone_Call Good point. Enjoy the weapon.
voc_phone_call_media_00200 Commentary TacoMalo_D 01 Phone_Call Pssst...Kinzie...
voc_kinzie_media_00414 Commentary TacoMalo_D 02 Kinzie Dane, if this is a dead drop, you shouldn't be using my name.
voc_phone_call_media_00109 Commentary TacoMalo_D 03 Phone_Call How did you know it was a dead drop?
voc_kinzie_media_00208 Commentary TacoMalo_D 04 Kinzie It was obvious. There are 3 Tacos Malos's in hell. The words "Tacos Malos" is made up of 10 consonants. 3 Tacos Malos equals 310. Drop the zero and you have 31, and the 31 theory signifies a place of importance, the only question that remained was for whom was the space important. Now "Ultor" is a 5 letter word like "Taco" and Malos" which means -
voc_phone_call_media_00137 Commentary TacoMalo_D 05 Phone_Call I just like tacos.
voc_kinzie_media_00394 Commentary TacoMalo_D 06 Kinzie That's disappointing.
voc_phone_call_media_00233 Commentary TacoMalo_D 07 Phone_Call You're telling me. Now listen up, I've been stashing resources at each of the branches... swing by all 3 and you'll be able to build a weapon...
voc_kinzie_media_00411 Commentary TacoMalo_E 02 Kinzie The whispers of war run rampant today...
voc_phone_call_media_00116 Commentary TacoMalo_E 03 Phone_Call What?
voc_kinzie_media_00261 Commentary TacoMalo_E 04 Kinzie It's a password, you're terrible at spycraft. Forget it, just give me the piece I need.
voc_phone_call_media_00226 Commentary TacoMalo_F 01 Phone_Call Welcome to Tacos Malos, are you here for a secret weapon or just some cinnamon twists.
voc_kinzie_media_00059 Commentary TacoMalo_F 02 Kinzie Now you're just being an ass on purpose.
voc_phone_call_media_00214 Commentary TacoMalo_F 03 Phone_Call Oh yeah.
voc_kinzie_media_00050 Commentary TacoMalo_F 04 Kinzie Can I have the gun please?
voc_phone_call_media_00217 Commentary TacoMalo_F 05 Phone_Call How can I say no to a charmer like yourself?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00171 Commentary Tallbld Johnny Johnny_Gat Helluva drop...would love to take Dex up here...
voc_kinzie_media_00395 Commentary Tallbld Kinzie Kinzie The air actually feels dirtier the higher you get.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00036 Commentary TallSlum Johnny Johnny_Gat Reminds me of Saints Row.
voc_kinzie_media_00376 Commentary TallSlum Kinzie Kinzie If things go bad at the Ultor building... this is where I build my new sanctum..
voc_johnny_gat_media_00074 Commentary UltorBuilding Johnny Johnny_Gat Maybe one day I'll retire and have a view like this... preferably not in hell, but hey, let's be realistic...
voc_kinzie_media_00073 Commentary UltorBuilding Kinzie Kinzie Aside from the screams of tormented souls it's actually quite lovely...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00077 Commentary UltorStatue Johnny Johnny_Gat Where's my statue? I killed more guys than this chump...
voc_kinzie_media_00272 Commentary UltorStatue Kinzie Kinzie Oh Ozymandias... you scamp...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00308 Commentary Walkway Johnny Johnny_Gat Yet another place I'd love to throw someone off of...
voc_kinzie_media_00209 Commentary Walkway Kinzie Kinzie I don't think they have safety codes in hell...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00421 Commnetary BestShowA 02 Johnny_Gat Yeah I don't think I wanna know what's happening behind that door...
voc_kinzie_media_00250 Commnetary BestShowB 02 Kinzie After the boss is safe, I should come by and see what the fuss is about...
voc_blackbeard_media_00112 Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Gat 01 Blackbeard When this is all over I don't suppose you'd be interested sharing some rum?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00339 Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Fuck yeah I am...
voc_blackbeard_media_00045 Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Kinzie 01 Blackbeard First the imps, then this... it's been a fortnight of indignity...
voc_kinzie_media_00080 Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Kinzie 02 Kinzie I know how you feel... I had to wear a poodle skirt once...
voc_blackbeard_media_00036 Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Gat 01 Blackbeard You'll rue the day you dared to Shanghai the scourge of the seven seas!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00069 Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat You're goddamn right they will...
voc_blackbeard_media_00046 Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Kinzie 01 Blackbeard You imperialist dogs'll never break me...
voc_kinzie_media_00024 Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Kinzie 02 Kinzie That's probably because they have no experience in enhanced interrogation... now if I were doing it...
voc_dane_media_00061 Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Gat 01 Dane God, that was worse than drinking well bourbon.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00117 Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Way to keep things in perspective.
voc_dane_media_00030 Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Gat 03 Dane Thanks man.
voc_dane_media_00133 Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Kinzie 01 Dane I owe you a raise...
voc_kinzie_media_00371 Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Kinzie 02 Kinzie You don't pay me.
voc_dane_media_00059 Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Kinzie 03 Dane Even better.
voc_dane_media_00050 Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Gat 01 Dane FUUUUUCCCCKK Don't mind me... just... feel free to kill these bastards... I'll be right here...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00311 Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Don't die on me Dane!
voc_dane_media_00067 Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Gat 03 Dane Not planning on it!
voc_dane_media_00103 Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Kinzie 01 Dane GAHHHHHH! I'm no good to you dead Kinzie, remember that!
voc_kinzie_media_00064 Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Kinzie 02 Kinzie I know, I know...
voc_kiki_media_00022 Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Gat 01 Kiki Kill all those motherfuckers....
voc_johnny_gat_media_00056 Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Oh don't worry...
voc_kiki_media_00007 Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Kinzie 01 Kiki Thank you Kinzie... we're like sisters now...
voc_kinzie_media_00210 Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Yes...
voc_kiki_media_00009 Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Gat 01 Kiki If you hurt my sister so help me GAHHHH!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00341 Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat I'm coming Kiki!
voc_kiki_media_00021 Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Kinzie 01 Kiki When my sister and I are free you are GAHHHHH!
voc_kinzie_media_00340 Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Let go of her!
voc_shakespeare_media_00008 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat 01 Shakespeare For he today that sheds his blood with shall be my brother...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00331 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Fuck yeah, Henry Vee
voc_shakespeare_media_00029 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat 03 Shakespeare The fifth.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00273 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat 04 Johnny_Gat You lost me.
voc_shakespeare_media_00001 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Kinzie 01 Shakespeare His pallor returning to his cheeks, The Bard inquires how he can show his thanks to Kinzie Kensington.
voc_kinzie_media_00142 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Kinzie 02 Kinzie I want in your spy ring.
voc_shakespeare_media_00002 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Kinzie 03 Shakespeare The Bard looks at his new protégé, a wicked smile stitching across his lips as he thinks of the possibilities. A new Tragedy is in the making. Annnnd scene.
voc_shakespeare_media_00032 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Gat 01 Shakespeare Lights Up: The bard is painfully having his soul ripped free of his body, silently he prays for a death that will never come...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00404 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat I'm gonna save you Bill, but you gotta stop fucking monologuing!
voc_shakespeare_media_00024 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Kinzie 01 Shakespeare Enter: a young maiden, loyal and true, eager to save The Bard. Is she motivated by friendship? By pragmatism? Who is to say what our heroine is thinking...
voc_kinzie_media_00288 Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Wow.
voc_suko_media_00003 Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Gat 01 Suko Thanks...listen, about the Syndicate trying to kill you...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00293 Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Eh, don't worry about it...besides I'm still alive, you're died on Earth, I figure it's a wash...
voc_suko_media_00001 Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Gat 03 Suko Makes sense.
voc_suko_media_00036 Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Kinzie 01 Suko I knew you'd save me.
voc_kinzie_media_00231 Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Who else is going to teach me how to wash my hair.
voc_suko_media_00004 Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Gat 01 Suko You...can't...make me...beg...AGGHHHHH!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00215 Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat That lady's tougher than she looks...
voc_suko_media_00021 Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Kinzie 01 Suko Kinzie! Help me, please!
voc_kinzie_media_00097 Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Viola!
voc_vlad_media_00025 Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Gat 01 Vlad There is much work to do...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00370 Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat You're tellin' me...
voc_vlad_media_00015 Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Kinzie 01 Vlad Thank you Ms. Kensington, I am in your debt...
voc_kinzie_media_00176 Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Yep.
voc_vlad_media_00009 Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Gat 01 Vlad Gat! Release me so I can mount these ingrates around my castle...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00122 Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat My pleasure...
voc_vlad_media_00019 Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Kinzie 01 Vlad The wipers on the bus go "swish swish swish" "swish swish swish" "swish swish swish"...
voc_kinzie_media_00358 Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Kinzie 02 Kinzie That's evil.
voc_phone_call_media_00235 Drained intro 01 Phone_Call Alright, Jezebel went back home... she's gonna let us know when she can sneak you in. In the meantime let's- wait someone's he- HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU FUCKING TROGLYADYTE?
voc_dane_media_00054 Post Drained Dane Thanks for saving us... now go kick Satan's ass.
voc_dark_inciter_media_00027 Drained intro 02 Dark_Inciter We have your friends, mortal... and they will writhe until their screams no longer please us.
voc_phone_call_media_00042 Facepalm Intro Phone_Call I heard from Jezebel: she's ready to sneak you in
voc_johnny_gat_media_00450 Open World Facepalm Lead In - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat I knew she'd come through. Be right there.
voc_kinzie_media_00294 Open World Facepalm Lead In - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Sounds good. I'll be there soon.
voc_dane_media_00104 Post Face Palm Dane Try to look on the bright side... at least the boss doesn't have to marry Satan's daughter right?
voc_dane_media_00033 Flap Nag Dane Listen, if you don't flap this time you won't have enough momentum to get to that higher island, so unless you want a lava bath you should USE YOUR FUCKING WINGS
voc_dane_media_00113 Dane Flight Fail A Dane Try again. Here's a tip: You don't need to get a running start to fly. Just jump then hold your wings out to glide. Let the wings do the work!
voc_dane_media_00025 Dane Flight Fail B Dane One more time. Jump, then hold out your wings. Once you're in the air just keep those wings out and guide yourself to the next island.
voc_dane_media_00112 Flight Tutorial - Extra Dane Fine, don't flap your wings, see if I care. Well if you don't flap this time you won't have enough momentum to get to that higher island. So I'd suggest flapping those wings unless you want a lava bath.
voc_dane_media_00003 Flight Tutorial Charge 01 Dane Alright! Let's start slow, try to jump over to that next island!
voc_dane_media_00016 Flight Tutorial Charge 02 Dane Also, the longer you charge your wings before jumping, the further you will go.
voc_dane_media_00073 Flight Tutorial Dash End 01 Dane Hey! You didn't fuck it up, good job!
voc_dane_media_00051 Flight Tutorial Dive Start 01 Dane You'll have to dive to reach the next island. Do that by pointing your head down. Don't worry, the rest of your body will follow.
voc_dane_media_00035 Flight Tutorial Dive Start 02 Dane Take note, that you gain speed while diving. You can use that to fly longer distances.
voc_dane_media_00086 Flight Tutorial End 01 Dane Well there you go, young grasshopper. Practice makes perfect, so make sure to get in some airtime when you can.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00224 Flight Tutorial End 04 Johnny_Gat Sure thing. See ya soon.
voc_dane_media_00070 Flight Tutorial Fail Gat Dane Uh, Johnny...? Tutorial's up here, buddy.
voc_dane_media_00069 Flight Tutorial Fail Gat Dane Where ya goin', buddy? Get back up there!
voc_dane_media_00072 Flight Tutorial Fail Gat Dane Ok, so the lava is not in fact good... so let's try that again without you burning to death.
voc_dane_media_00071 Flight Tutorial Fail Gat Dane Normally my time is at a premium, but you're scary and can kill me so how 'bout you take all the time you need...
voc_dane_media_00019 Flight Tutorial Fail KZ Dane You gotta work with me Kinzie, let's try it again...
voc_dane_media_00020 Flight Tutorial Fail KZ Dane Uh, Kinzie...? Tutorial's up here, baby.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00279 Flight Tutorial Fall 01 Johnny_Gat AAAGGG
voc_dane_media_00068 Flight Tutorial Flap 01 Dane The exact opposite of diving, is climbing. Climbing will slow you down, and eventually cause you to stall... and trust me stalling sucks!
voc_dane_media_00011 Flight Tutorial Flap 02 Dane You can flap while gliding to gain additional speed, the faster you're going the higher you can fly. Now try to reach the island up there..
voc_dane_media_00007 Flight Tutorial Flap NAG 01 Dane KEEP your wings out, and remember to flap them to gain momentum when climbing.
voc_dane_media_00012 Flight Tutorial Flight Nag 01 Dane KEEP your wings out, you'll need them to glide longer distances..
voc_dane_media_00096 Flight Tutorial Flight Start 01 Dane Now it's time to fly. You heard of crawling before walking? Well in this case you need to jump before you can fly. Launch yourself in the air with a jump and then hold your wings out to glide to that next island!
voc_dane_media_00106 Flight Tutorial Flight Start 02 Dane Would it kill you to show a little excitement? You're about to experience angelic flight for Christs sake...
voc_dane_media_00028 Flight Tutorial Flight Variant Dane Now it's time to fly. You heard of crawling before walking? Well in this case you need to jump before you can fly. Launch yourself in the air with a jump and then hold your wings out to glide to that next island! I put out some orbs to show you the path.
voc_dane_media_00045 Flight Tutorial Get Boost 01 Dane I put a shiny flap orb out in front of you. Collect the orb and you're wings will flap to gain speed.
voc_dane_media_00122 Flight Tutorial GiveFlap Dane Alright now try flapping those wings on your own. Do a flap on your way to the next island.
voc_dane_media_00107 Flight Tutorial Helper First 01 Dane I've added some guide orbs to show you the perfect flight path.
voc_dane_media_00102 Flight Tutorial Helper NAG 01 Dane Don't worry about collecting all those orbs, they are just there to help guide you..
voc_dane_media_00056 Flight Tutorial Helper Second 01 Dane There's some more guide orbs to show you the perfect flight path..
voc_dane_media_00014 Flight Tutorial Intro 01 Dane Alright. Let's try those wings out, shall we? Just fly over to that island and collect that glowy thing over there.
voc_dane_media_00099 Flight Tutorial Leash Gat Dane Let's focus on the objective, okay?
voc_dane_media_00100 Flight Tutorial Leash Gat Dane I'm learnin' ya something, Johnny. Try and focus.
voc_dane_media_00098 Flight Tutorial Leash Gat Dane Uh, Johnny...? Tutorial's back here, buddy.
voc_dane_media_00097 Flight Tutorial Leash Gat Dane Where ya goin', buddy? Get back here!
voc_dane_media_00124 Flight Tutorial Leash KZ Dane Uh, Kinzie...? Tutorial's back here, baby.
voc_dane_media_00123 Flight Tutorial Leash KZ Dane Where ya goin', baby? Get back here!
voc_dane_media_00142 Flight Tutorial Missed Boost 01 Dane You missed the orb, dude. Lets try this again.
voc_dane_media_00008 Flight Tutorial Powerup 01 Dane Great! Now you should have just enough clusters to power up your halo.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00428 Flight Tutorial Start 01 Johnny_Gat Alright, you got me out in the sticks, now what?
voc_dane_media_00105 Flight Tutorial Start 02 Dane Would it kill you to show a little excitement? You're about to experience angelic flight for Christ's sake...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00419 Flight Tutorial Start 03 Johnny_Gat Dane...
voc_dane_media_00057 Flight Tutorial Start 04 Dane Someone needs a nap... Just collect some Soul Clusters and power up the halo, you'll be flying around in no time.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00338 Flight Tutorial Success Johnny 01 Johnny_Gat I think I'm getting the hang of this...
voc_kinzie_media_00197 Flight Tutorial Success Kinzie 01 Kinzie Easy as statistical thermodynamics!
voc_dane_media_00022 Flight Tutorial Transition Dane Let's get you back to the Ultor building... I want to run through all the stuff you can do to hurt Satan.
voc_dane_media_00093 Flight Tutorial Turn 01 Dane Alright, time to take the training wheels off for the final lesson.
voc_dane_media_00085 Flight Tutorial Turn 02 Dane FLYING TAKES STAMINA. If you run out in midair, you are going to drop like a rock. A stupid, stupid, stamina-less rock.
voc_dane_media_00115 Flight Tutorial Turn 03 Dane Last island is right under those lava falls. Notice how your stamina drains the longer you glide.
voc_dane_media_00087 Flight Tutorial Use Flap 01 Dane I said to FLAP YOUR WINGS, not just glide there! Try again, this time using a flap..
voc_dane_media_00064 Flight Tutorial Wall Jump 01 Dane Hey! You didn't fuck it up, good job!
voc_dane_media_00038 Flight Tutorial Wall Jump 02 Dane Now get up that cliff. Don't worry if something looks too high, just keep on jumping off the wall.
voc_dane_media_00063 Flight Tutorial Wall Jump 03 Dane Remember to charge your jumps if you want to get up the cliff faster.
voc_dane_media_00041 generic flight info Dane Ok, now fly to the island in front of you.
voc_dane_media_00043 generic flight info Dane Ok, now fly to the island over there.
voc_dane_media_00042 generic flight info Dane Ok, now fly to the island below you
voc_dane_media_00040 generic flight info Dane Ok, now fly up there.
voc_dane_media_00044 generic flight info Dane Let's try that again.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00013 Combat Congratulate Gallows_Dodger Never had a chance...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00015 Combat Congratulate Gallows_Dodger Watch 'em bleed...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00014 Combat Congratulate Gallows_Dodger Beautiful...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00012 Combat Congratulate Gallows_Dodger I've killed better...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00016 Combat Congratulate Gallows_Dodger You're an artist...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00000 Threat driver extract Gallows_Dodger Wasted opportunity...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00001 Threat driver extract Gallows_Dodger That guy got off lucky.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00003 Threat driver extract Gallows_Dodger Come on... kill him...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00002 Threat driver extract Gallows_Dodger Please let me shoot them...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00006 Gallows Intro 00 Gallows_Dodger So you're the new boss, huh?
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00023 Gallows Intro 01 Gallows_Dodger Johnny Gat: For decades, the denizons of hell have cursed you for being the man responsible for sending them to their eternal torment...and with every tale of your brutality my interest was piqued. My name is Gallows Dodger, and it is an honor to be a gun wielded by an artist such as yourself... I must say, the murder of Shogo Akuji was particularly inspired.
voc_kinzie_media_00415 Gallows Intro 02 Kinzie Why is my gun talking to me...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00367 Gallows Intro 02 Johnny_Gat We're going to get along just fine.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00005 Gallows Intro 03 Gallows_Dodger Exquisite.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00031 Gallows Intro 03a Gallows_Dodger Calling me a gun is like calling Jesus some dude in sandals.
voc_kinzie_media_00147 Gallows Intro 04 Kinzie What are you?
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00004 Gallows Intro 05 Gallows_Dodger I'm a gun.
voc_kinzie_media_00148 Gallows Intro 06 Kinzie But you just-
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00026 Gallows Intro 07 Gallows_Dodger I have a name, asshole. They call me Gallows Dodger.
voc_kinzie_media_00098 Gallows Intro 08 Kinzie Well "Gallows Dodger", maybe you should talk nicer to the person who can toss you into lava.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00011 Gallows Intro 09 Gallows_Dodger Look, let's start over... I'm just a little antsy because I haven't killed anyone in a few minutes.
voc_kinzie_media_00402 Gallows Intro 10 Kinzie Gat's gonna love you.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00020 Gallows Monologue 01 Gallows_Dodger Earlier when I said I was a gun, I really sold myself short. I'm so much more. I'm the very spirit of murder. Over centuries I've moved from whatever weapon was en vogue. A rock. A bronzed spear. A sword. A hangmans noose. A... you get the idea.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00045 Gallows Monologue 02 Gallows_Dodger Blackbeard was an acceptable master, but his cruelty wsa blunt and straightforward, like a teenager fornicating for the first time. Now Pike... there was a special individal... a religious zealot who used me to crush the skulls of non-believers of their long since forgotten god.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00008 Gallows Monologue 03 Gallows_Dodger A musician named Sam Scanlon wielded me as a knife to murder a rival that stole his one song of value. It was a petty act, but the raw emotion made me smile. Afterwards Scanlon felt crushed by guilt and ran me across his own throat.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00024 Gallows Monologue 04 Gallows_Dodger I was there at Stonehenge, wielded by a woman known only as Keylith. She would drive me clear through the flesh of her victims onto the altar on which they lay... all as a tribute to the moon she prayed too, and woods that kept her safe at night.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00033 Gallows Monologue 05 Gallows_Dodger For a spell I inhabied a giant tree branch that was wielded by a caveman. His name was Grog. Unsuprisingly we didn't have great conversations.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00032 Gallows Monologue 06 Gallows_Dodger Percy was an upstart cowboy who saw themselves as the next billy the kid. His hubris was unmatched, travelling from town to town... challenging anyone to a duel. He murdered 131 cowboys before he was strangled in his sleep.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00009 Gallows Monologue 07 Gallows_Dodger In ancient rome, Tiberius was a philosopher and senator that was peerless in his ambition. I was his gladius... and when any would challenge his thoughts or his rise to power, I would find myself through the backs of his rivals family.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00010 Gallows Monologue 08 Gallows_Dodger Oh sweet sweet Vex... she was an odd girl with a strange facination with bears. She would lurk in forrests, murdering any hunters that dared to pray on her surrogate children. Eventually she was gunned down by the police, I was sad. I liked her. Fortunately she had a twin brother named Vax who was eager to pick up where she left off.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00025 Gallows Monologue 09 Gallows_Dodger Before Earth was destroyed I was locked away in a museum archieve...I was worried that I would never kill again, thank god Zinyak obliterated the planet, otherwise I'd never have a chance to ply my trade again.
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00019 Gallows Monologue 10 Gallows_Dodger Across the catwalks of the City of Lights, a young supermodel known only as "Saga" rose to prominance, a media icon and beloved by designers in Europe. That is of course, until Isla came to town. Enraged at falling out of favor, she wielded me as a straight razor... little Saga didn't go on many go-sees after I was through with her...
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00044 Gallows Monologue 11 Gallows_Dodger While you knew him as a calm and collected stratagist... in the years following his departure from Stilwater, Dex became consumed with the fact that he was forgotten. While more and more individuals flocked to the Saints, only those that had paid attention from the beginning knew who he was. This resentment was twisted to rage, and soon he saught me out to be a tool for vengence.
voc_suko_media_00037 Hangar Blackbeard Comment Suko I'd be more attracted to sweaty hairy men like Blackbeard if they weren't so hairy and sweaty.
voc_kiki_media_00024 Hangar Dane Comment Kiki Dane would be attractive if he wasn't so fucking self absorbed. Maybe I'll go on a date with him he agrees not to talk...
voc_kiki_media_00001 Hangar Jezebel Comment Kiki Satan's getting lucky with Jezebel's teenage rebellion... if my dad tried to marry me off I would stab the shit out of him... and when I say that out loud it's pretty obvious why I ended up in Hell.
voc_kiki_media_00012 Hangar Random Comment Kiki Kiki We're kind of like Robin Hood. Only instead of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, we just steal from the rich... and the poor.
voc_kiki_media_00011 Hangar Random Comment Kiki Kiki Someone's pulling Sinterpol's strings, and I think I know who...
voc_kiki_media_00013 Hangar Random Comment Kiki Kiki We can get rid of Satan but there's still bigger problems out there... they just aren't making themselves known.
voc_kiki_media_00014 Hangar Random Comment Kiki Kiki Killbane's down here somewhere... and when I find him I'm going to break his neck.
voc_suko_media_00059 Hangar Random Comment Viloa Suko Someone's gunning for my sister and I, and it's not Satan...
voc_suko_media_00060 Hangar Random Comment Viloa Suko Sometimes I think back on my actions. You know, the ones that led me here. But then I think "fuck it, YOLO!"
voc_suko_media_00062 Hangar Random Comment Viloa Suko I miss the Saints. At first we only worked together because of mutual interests but we really formed a friendship... except for Shaundi, fuck that bitch.
voc_suko_media_00061 Hangar Random Comment Viloa Suko Dane keeps asking me to set him up with Kiki...
voc_suko_media_00005 Hangar Satan Comment Suko If Satan ever decided to step out of his ivory tower he'd realize that there's a lot more people gunning for his spot than he thinks...
voc_kiki_media_00023 Hangar Shakespeare Comment Kiki I liked Shakespeare before. I fucking love him now.
voc_suko_media_00019 Hangar Vlad Comment Suko Vlad would be a lot scarier if he ditched the santa hat...
voc_dane_media_00088 Super Happy Ending Dane You did it, you conquered hell... now why don't you swing by the Ultor building to see what the future of the afterlife is going to look like.
voc_phone_call_media_00065 warden - how to damage Phone_Call Powers will take the shield down.
voc_phone_call_media_00067 warden - how to damage Phone_Call Attacking its shields with powers will help.
voc_phone_call_media_00063 warden - how to damage Phone_Call If its shields are up, use your powers.
voc_phone_call_media_00066 warden - how to damage Phone_Call Don't forget, powers get the shield down.
voc_phone_call_media_00064 warden - how to damage Phone_Call You have powers, use them on the shields.
voc_phone_call_media_00156 warden - how to damage Phone_Call You can't get through its shields without using your powers.
voc_phone_call_media_00157 warden - how to damage Phone_Call Its shields are vulnerable to your powers.
voc_phone_call_media_00155 warden - how to damage Phone_Call You need to use your powers to take down its shields.
voc_phone_call_media_00158 warden - how to damage Phone_Call You have to use your powers to get rid of its shields.
voc_phone_call_media_00154 warden - how to damage Phone_Call Your powers will take down its shields.
voc_phone_call_media_00223 Island Complete - Blackbeard Phone_Call The Barrens is ours! Now to start pressing souls into our service... soon The Queen Anne's Revenge will be a thing to be feared again!
voc_phone_call_media_00150 Island Complete - Dane Phone_Call Thanks for helping me secure the Forge... if you're still in hell next fiscal year I'll give you a nice bonus
voc_phone_call_media_00009 Island Complete - Kiki Phone_Call Great job taking back Downtown... Viola is paranoid about another coup is coming, but I'm planning on having some champagne with Dane to celebrate...
voc_phone_call_media_00140 Island Complete - Shakespere Phone_Call With the Entertainment District secure, Shakespeare's heart filled with joy and his mind raced with ideas of the stories he could now tell... perhaps finally, Trinket the Bear will receive the requiem the loyal animal truly deserved.
voc_phone_call_media_00070 Island Complete - Vlad Phone_Call The slums are again mine to command. In time all of hell will know that I am not a man to be trifled with... but more importantly I will not forget the part you played in this. I will scour Hell for your enemies and they will writhe.
voc_blackbeard_media_00106 Loyalty Complete - Blackbeard Blackbeard Well done, matey! Now to fix the damage those blasted imps did to my ship.
voc_dane_media_00083 Loyalty Complete - Dane Dane Great work... Ultor's moving into the territory you freed up and we're already seeing a difference: I can't wait to see what happens when we own it all.
voc_kiki_media_00031 Loyalty Complete - Kiki Kiki Great job, Sinterpol is on the ropes... keep the pressure on and downtown will be ours in no time.
voc_shakespeare_media_00003 Loyalty Complete - Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare's Tragedies moved throughout the entertainment District, eagerly awaiting their masters next command.
voc_vlad_media_00081 Loyalty Complete - Vlad Vlad Thanks to you my name is feared once more. I am in your debt.
voc_blackbeard_media_00082 Loyalty Start - Blackbeard Blackbeard The Barrens is the perfect staging grounds for all manner of operations against Satan... but first we have to secure it.
voc_dane_media_00017 Loyalty Start - Dane Dane The Forge is prime real-estate in hell... this smoggy shit hole is located over the richest mineral veins in the afterlife. You want to hurt Hell's infrastructure? Here's where you do it.
voc_kiki_media_00020 Loyalty Start - Kiki Kiki My sister and I built this downtown, and we're not giving it up without a fight.
voc_shakespeare_media_00031 Loyalty Start - Shakespere Shakespeare Shakespeare secretly longed for overt control of the Entertainment District, if only someone could act on behalf of the thoughts he kept to himself.
voc_vlad_media_00069 Loyalty Start - Vlad Vlad I demand retribution for the violation of my home... scour the slums for those responsible.
voc_dane_media_00010 Machinima Mode Altar 01 Dane Hey, looks like you kicked the dust off of one of those ancient altars. Whenever you find the right power to activate one of these things (and lets be honest, you have four to choose from, it's not rocket science), you'll be imbued with a new arcane element for that power. Sounds too good to be true? Well it kinda is. Once you steal the power from the alter a bunch of guardians will appear and try to kill you. But if you use your new power to clear 'em out it's yours to keep.
voc_phone_call_media_00018 Machinima Mode Drained 01 Phone_Call Alright, Jezebel went back home... she's gonna let us know when she can sneak you in. In the meantime let's- wait someone's he- HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU FUCKING TROGLYADYTE?
voc_dark_inciter_media_00098 Machinima Mode Drained 02 Dark_Inciter We have your friends, mortal... and they will writhe until their screams no longer please us.
voc_dane_media_00075 Machinima Mode Extraction 01 Dane You've just entered one of four Soul Extraction facilities. This is where souls enter Hell to have their sins removed, and then thrown to the streets to wander for eternity. Now make no mistake, this isn't Satan being magnanimous... sins are the currency in hell... that means these places are the cornerstone of his income. There's three sections of the facility, and to fully take it over you need to capture all three. But be careful, Satan's goons are going to be looking to reclaim any section you're not guarding. We pull this off, you'll hurt Satan and Ultor makes money. It's win-win.
voc_dane_media_00074 Machinima Mode Hellblazing 01 Dane Alright buddy, let's take this opportunity to stretch those wings. I've set up a rudimentary flight path through the city, all you need to is hit the checkpoints in the order they appear. Now because I'm a swell guy I put some orbs out there to help you... the white ones will recharge your wings, the green ones will give you more stamina... the red ones? well, the red ones just fuck with you, but it's Hell, what did you expect.
voc_dane_media_00029 Machinima Mode Marshaling Ground 01 Dane Alright, you found one of the marshaling grounds, Satan uses these things to arm and send off armies to crush his enemies. If you convert all the control stones we should be able to use them to get around hell even faster. Predictably, there's a terrifying Arch-Demon protecting the Marshaling Grounds so it's gonna be a fight. Don't worry though - well, maybe you should worry, it's scary fucking demon, but whatever you'll figure it out.
voc_dane_media_00052 Machinima Mode Mayhem 01 Dane Alright, I have a thought on how we can get the attention of Satan, and I really think you'll like this one. BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING! Demons, cars, fences are real popular... just tear this place apart.
voc_dane_media_00037 Machinima Mode Pain Suffering 01 Dane My lawyer Legal Lee figured out a way to get some gold level clients a fast track out of Hell. The more abuse you put these guys through, the more years we can shave off. Lee suggested running clients through the designated intersections to boost their punishment. Oh, and dive in front of those vehicles on fire for bonus points. I mean, let's face it, the more they hurt, the sooner we can get these wretched bastards out of here.
voc_dane_media_00026 Machinima Mode Pledge 01 Dane I know this is petty, but Vlad won't stop bitching about some frat boys that tossed his castle when he was locked up. Personally, I got nothing against poli-sci majors with popped collars, but as a general rule I like to keep people with nicknames like "the impaler" happy. It'll really keep things going smoothly with Vlad if you could show up to one of the frats pledge games and smack 'em around a bit. Who knows, maybe you'll make some friends and isn't that what college is really about?
voc_dane_media_00138 Machinima Mode Salvation 01 Dane Alright: it's Salvation time. Satan's using his magic to send souls skyward and downward into oblivion, that's where you come in. Catch the falling souls before they hit ground, and use an arcane blast to free the souls rising upward... off course once you do that you still have to catch them before they drift off to their death. Speed is key here. You'll get a bonus for every rising soul you can save before touching down. Now let's go save some clients. I mean souls. Poor souls that need help.
voc_dane_media_00001 Machinima Mode Spire 01 Dane Looks like Satan's noticed that the current disruptions have been caused by everyone's favorite winged terrorist, and he's looking to do something about it. He's placed spire emplacements all around the city, now these things look like slimey tenticles but make no mistake they can shoot you out of the sky. The only way we can stop these things is to literally rip out their hearts. And by "we" and I mean "you"... I'll be at the office drinking scotch.
voc_dane_media_00031 Machinima Mode Survival 01 Dane There's lots of ways to get Satan's attention, but we should never forget the classic: Rampant. Fucking. Murder. Pride is a sin the Devil's army has in spades, so if you want to pick a fight you can bet your ass they're going to come in droves.
voc_phone_call_media_00057 Open World Jezebel Lead In - Gat 01 Phone_Call You might want to swing by the Ultor building; there's someone here you need to meet...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00425 Open World Jezebel Lead In - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat On my way.
voc_phone_call_media_00031 Open World Jezebel Lead In - Kinzie 01 Phone_Call You might want to swing by the Ultor building; there's someone here you need to meet...
voc_kinzie_media_00417 Open World Jezebel Lead In - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Alright.
voc_dane_media_00027 Meet Jezebel Intro Dane You two might want to swing by the Ultor building... you have a visitor...
voc_kinzie_media_00277 Mission Intro Car 01 Kinzie You know how much easier this would be if we just found a car?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00452 Mission Intro Car 02 Johnny_Gat You know how much easier this would be if you just gave me a second...
voc_kinzie_media_00309 Mission Intro First Notoriety 01 Kinzie I think we may have got the attention of the demons. How do you want to handle this?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00314 Mission Intro First Notoriety 02 Johnny_Gat We handle it by killing Demons.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00085 Mission Intro Get Dane 01 Johnny_Gat Dane Vogel. Ultor's behind this... I know it...
voc_kinzie_media_00156 Mission Intro Get Dane 02 Kinzie Ultor and the Saints haven't been enemies in years, you really think he's responsible?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00083 Mission Intro Get Dane 03 Johnny_Gat You don't know him like I do... the boss put him through a window for a reason...
voc_kinzie_media_00357 Mission Intro Get Dane 04 Kinzie The reason was that the boss was kind of fucking crazy back then.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00166 Mission Intro Get Dane 05 Johnny_Gat That's a fair point.
voc_kinzie_media_00396 Mission Intro Get Dane 06 Kinzie You're still going to shake down Dane aren't you.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00132 Mission Intro Get Dane 07 Johnny_Gat Oh yeah.
voc_kinzie_media_00149 Mission Intro Nudge A 01 Kinzie So what's the plan?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00426 Mission Intro Nudge A 02 Johnny_Gat I'm going to shoot him in the face unless he gives us The Boss back.
voc_kinzie_media_00157 Mission Intro Nudge A 03 Kinzie What if Dane doesn't have the boss?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00170 Mission Intro Nudge A 04 Johnny_Gat I'll probably still shoot him in the face.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00146 Mission Intro Nudge B 01 Johnny_Gat Alright, how are we gonna find the Ultor building...
voc_kinzie_media_00413 Mission Intro Nudge B 02 Kinzie Biggest building down here, giant Ultor sign on it...I don't think this is a problem.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00142 Mission Intro Nudge B 03 Johnny_Gat I'll buy that.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00253 Mission Intro SAM 01 Johnny_Gat OOF
voc_kinzie_media_00146 Mission Intro SAM 02 Kinzie Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh OOF
voc_johnny_gat_media_00313 Mission Intro SAM 03 Johnny_Gat So this is hell. Not as bad as I thought.
voc_kinzie_media_00424 Mission Intro SAM 04 Kinzie It kind of reminds me of Steelport.
voc_dane_media_00082 Mission Intro SAM Outro 01 Dane Welcome to Hell.
voc_kinzie_media_00074 Mission Intro SAM Outro 02 Kinzie Shouldn't you have a receptionist?
voc_dane_media_00109 Mission Intro SAM Outro 03 Dane Such is the plight of eternal damnation - but I have a feeling you didn't come here to catch up. Let's talk in my office...
voc_phone_call_media_00088 Mission Intro Vending Machines 01 Phone_Call Johnny! The vending machines in hell have weapons!
voc_phone_call_media_00005 Mission Intro Vending Machines 02 Phone_Call Hell keeps getting better and better.
voc_blackbeard_media_00105 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard BB Attack Blackbeard Good God they're swarming me!
voc_blackbeard_media_00043 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Bow Attack Blackbeard They're swarming the bow!
voc_blackbeard_media_00004 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Frustration Blackbeard Get these damned things off my ship!
voc_blackbeard_media_00055 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Get War Hammer 01 Blackbeard I got a bit o' treasure in that chest o'er there. The weapon ye find inside may help with our little imp problem...
voc_blackbeard_media_00072 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Attack 01 Blackbeard Arr! Get these blasted t'ings offa me!
voc_blackbeard_media_00114 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Attack 02 Blackbeard Get these nasty demon-monkeys offa me!
voc_blackbeard_media_00099 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Attack 03 Blackbeard Get your claws off me, ya damned dirty Imps!
voc_blackbeard_media_00056 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Explain 01 Blackbeard I summoned these Imps to serve as my crew. I forgot what a handful they could be.
voc_blackbeard_media_00097 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Explain 02 Blackbeard Once aboard... they wouldn't listen to their cap'n! They ran amok down in the bowels of the ship!
voc_blackbeard_media_00088 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Intro 01 Blackbeard Abandon ship! We've been boarded!
voc_blackbeard_media_00071 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Mast Attack Blackbeard Protect the mast!
voc_blackbeard_media_00113 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Port Side Attack Blackbeard They're swarming the port side!
voc_blackbeard_media_00006 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Sail Attack Blackbeard Protect the sails!
voc_blackbeard_media_00073 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Starboard Side Attack Blackbeard They're swarming the starboard side!
voc_blackbeard_media_00010 Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Stern Attack Blackbeard They're swarming the stern!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00168 Mission Intro BB Gat Convo 01 Johnny_Gat It's ok to drop the pirate voice...
voc_blackbeard_media_00042 Mission Intro BB Gat Convo 02 Blackbeard What pirate voice would that be?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00405 Mission Intro BB Gat Convo 03 Johnny_Gat Wow.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00084 Mission Intro BB Gat Warhammer 01 Johnny_Gat Oohhhh..
voc_kinzie_media_00416 Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo 01 Kinzie Nice boat.
voc_blackbeard_media_00093 Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo 02 Blackbeard This isn't a boat... it's the Queen Anne's Revenge
voc_kinzie_media_00348 Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo 03 Kinzie Isn't that just a fancy name for a boat?
voc_blackbeard_media_00047 Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo 04 Blackbeard Names are important my dear! You can't build a legacy without a name...
voc_kinzie_media_00437 Mission Intro BB Kinzie Warhammer 01 Kinzie That is a freakishly large hammer.
voc_shakespeare_media_00033 Mission Intro SS Battle Comment 01 Shakespeare The masked Tragedies were used to enemies cowering as they approached, but soon they realized that they faced a foe with courage and nobility - traits uncommon in the fires of Perdition.
voc_shakespeare_media_00027 Mission Intro SS Battle Comment 02 Shakespeare The battle raged on below, and as bullets and blood flew, The Bard arched a curious eyebrow: could this mortal be the exact thing that Shakespeare needed?
voc_shakespeare_media_00034 Mission Intro SS Battle End Shakespeare The conflict resolved, Shakespeare eagerly awaited meeting the champion that dispatched so many of his men. Undoubtedly they were here for The Bard's aid, and while happy endings were not a thing found in Hell - Shakespeare always had a soft spot for comedies.
voc_shakespeare_media_00009 Mission Intro SS Challenge Shakespeare And now: Act 3
voc_dark_inciter_media_00006 Mission Intro SS Inciter Intro 01 Dark_Inciter This battle is far from over, mortal... arise...
voc_shakespeare_media_00000 Mission Intro SS More Enemies Shakespeare The inciting incident resolved, the time had come for rising action...
voc_shakespeare_media_00023 Mission Intro SS Shakespeare Intro 01 Shakespeare Lights up: William Shakespeare - Humanity's greatest playwright, and Hell's most diabolical purveyor of entertainment, looks on as a brave mortal on an Orphean quest enters. The Bard's interest is piqued, and he looks to test his visitor's mettle.
voc_suko_media_00031 Mission Intro Twins Context Suko Help us take out these Sinterpol troops and we'll make it worth your while.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00451 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 01 Johnny_Gat I can't help but notice that people are trying to kill you...
voc_suko_media_00065 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 02 Suko Yeah, they're really big on that here...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00075 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 03 Johnny_Gat What did you do?
voc_kiki_media_00016 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 04 Kiki Is now really a good time? We can wait until we're done shooting people...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00291 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 05 Johnny_Gat I'm great at multitasking...
voc_suko_media_00050 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 06 Suko Remember when we offered you a deal on that airplane and you responded by killing everyone?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00280 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 07 Johnny_Gat Yeah.
voc_kiki_media_00029 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 08 Kiki It's like that but worse.
voc_kinzie_media_00070 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 01 Kinzie Viola! Thank god you're ok.
voc_kiki_media_00025 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 02 Kiki How do you know Viola?
voc_kinzie_media_00116 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 03 Kinzie We're like sisters.
voc_kiki_media_00015 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 04 Kiki I am her sister.
voc_kinzie_media_00048 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 05 Kinzie No need to get territorial, we can all share.
voc_kiki_media_00004 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 06 Kiki I'm not sharing my sister with you.
voc_kinzie_media_00191 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 07 Kinzie Someone's got Puritanical hang-ups...
voc_kiki_media_00027 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 08 Kiki What did you say?
voc_suko_media_00042 Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 09 Suko Let it go....
voc_johnny_gat_media_00115 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 01 Johnny_Gat Hey Viola, I thought you should know that Kinzie misses you...
voc_suko_media_00043 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 02 Suko Really? that's so sweet...
voc_kiki_media_00010 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 03 Kiki Who's Kinzie?
voc_suko_media_00034 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 04 Suko You remember Kinzie, she was that hacker that Matt Miller hated.
voc_kiki_media_00008 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 05 Kiki Isn't she crazy?
voc_suko_media_00049 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 06 Suko Ya know she really grows you.
voc_suko_media_00041 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 01 Suko Ya know it's really important to me that you two get along.
voc_kiki_media_00018 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 02 Kiki Can we talk about this later?
voc_kinzie_media_00079 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 03 Kinzie Classic Kiki. Always deflecting.
voc_kiki_media_00026 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 04 Kiki "Classic Kiki" I've never met you!
voc_kinzie_media_00154 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 05 Kinzie I know everything about you.
voc_suko_media_00044 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 07 Suko She grows on you, I promise.
voc_kiki_media_00000 Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 08 Kiki Great.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00297 Mission Intro Twins End - Gat Johnny_Gat Alright let's get you two back to Dane.
voc_kinzie_media_00267 Mission Intro Twins End - Kinzie 01 Kinzie We should get you back to the Ultor building...
voc_kiki_media_00028 Mission Intro Twins End - Kinzie 02 Kiki Horray...
voc_kiki_media_00002 Mission Intro Twins Help Kiki Don't just stand there, give us a hand!
voc_kiki_media_00006 Mission Intro Twins Intro 01 Kiki We're standing in a parking garage.
voc_suko_media_00000 Mission Intro Twins Intro 02 Suko I don't like it either, but Sinterpol isn't giving us many options.
voc_kiki_media_00003 Mission Intro Twins Intro 03 Kiki I can't believe they tried to force us out.
voc_suko_media_00063 Mission Intro Twins Intro 04 Suko I can't believe you forget the mimosas.
voc_kiki_media_00005 Mission Intro Twins Intro 05 Kiki I think we have bigger problems.
voc_suko_media_00018 Mission Intro Twins Intro 06 Suko I don't think you realize how much I love mimosas...
voc_vlad_media_00027 Mission Intro Vlad End Vlad Come, let us return to my castle so we may plot our next steps in proper surrounds.
voc_vlad_media_00068 Mission Intro Vlad Escape Vlad You must help me escape stranger!
voc_vlad_media_00024 Mission Intro Vlad Guards Vlad These guards must pay for what they have done.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00309 Mission Intro Vlad Help J Johnny_Gat Not quite what I expected but what the hell, I'll go with it.
voc_kinzie_media_00169 Mission Intro Vlad Help K Kinzie I'll be happy to help. No one deserves to live like this.
voc_vlad_media_00012 Mission Intro Vlad Music Vlad We must end this infernal music!
voc_kinzie_media_00162 Mission Intro Vlad Prison Convo 01 Kinzie I thought this was supposed to be a prison not a day care center...
voc_vlad_media_00093 Mission Intro Vlad Prison Convo 02 Vlad Jezebel begged her father to turn the prison into a place of rehibilitation, not torture. She picked out the colors and decorations and left, thinking she was helping the inmates... but Satan found a way to twist it all into another form of psychological abuse.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00447 Mission Intro Vlad Prison J Johnny_Gat If this guy is in a prison in hell you know he must be the kind of guy I like.
voc_kinzie_media_00412 Mission Intro Vlad Prison K Kinzie I can only imagine what they do to prisoners in hell.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00256 Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Gat 01 Johnny_Gat If they wanted to torture you why did they use the short version of the song?
voc_vlad_media_00090 Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Gat 02 Vlad This is the short version?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00371 Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Gat 03 Johnny_Gat Oh yeah, "The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish" "The hobo on the bus goes heh heh heh", my mom had like 80 'em.
voc_kinzie_media_00139 Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie 01 Kinzie Ya know, I gotta say this song is pretty catchy..
voc_vlad_media_00096 Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie 02 Vlad Does the banality of this children song not drive you mad?
voc_kinzie_media_00220 Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie 03 Kinzie This isn't pop music?
voc_vlad_media_00010 Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie 04 Vlad You're a strange woman
voc_vlad_media_00018 Mission Intro Vlad Song Sam Vlad The horn on the bus goes "beep, beep, beep.. Beep, beep, beep... Beep, beep, beep."
voc_vlad_media_00071 Mission Intro Vlad Victory Vlad We have done it! Let us leave this infernal abyss of cutness.
voc_satan_media_00028 Mission Satan Outro 01 Satan Enough!
voc_vlad_media_00079 Grant Power - Aura Vlad I bestow upon you the Stygian Cold Fire...
voc_vlad_media_00028 mmAuraTutorial_complete Vlad You've done it! Doesn't it feel good to watch an enemy burn?
voc_vlad_media_00006 mmAuraTutorial_inciter_intro Vlad Now here comes a Dark Inciter. Use your aura then get close to him to take down his shields. From there, you can finish him off with your pistol.
voc_vlad_media_00065 mmAuraTutorial_intro Vlad I've brought you to this inferno to teach you about the power I've granted you.
voc_vlad_media_00002 mmAuraTutorial_scold Vlad While I understand your enthusiasm, you must use Coldfire to defeat the enemies not your weapons.
voc_vlad_media_00039 mmAuraTutorial_success Vlad Well done my friend.
voc_vlad_media_00007 mmAuraTutorial_wave Vlad Cold fire is an aura, which means you must activate the power and get close to an enemy before they will feel the cold embrace of the Stygian flames. Try it against these demons!
voc_suko_media_00020 Grant Power 01 Suko You helped us, now let us help you.
voc_kiki_media_00030 Grant Power 02 Kiki Here's a little something made popular by another group of sisters: The Gorgons.
voc_suko_media_00035 mmBlastTutorial_chide Suko Hey! We're trying to teach you how to use Stone Blast here. So use the power, THEN kill the bad guy, got it?
voc_suko_media_00051 mmBlastTutorial_dark_inciter Suko A blast will also take down the shield of a Dark Inciter, leaving it vulnerable to gunfire. Take this Dark Inciter out!
voc_suko_media_00026 mmBlastTutorial_flying Suko Nice! Stone blast is especially useful on flying demons, like this one.
voc_kiki_media_00017 mmBlastTutorial_flying_more Kiki Alright, now let's see you drop a few more.
voc_suko_media_00064 mmBlastTutorial_intro Suko Alright, Dane's letting us use his Ultor training room to test out your Stone Blast power.
voc_kiki_media_00019 mmBlastTutorial_success Kiki I think you've got the gist of it! Alright let's go.
voc_kiki_media_00032 mmBlastTutorial_wave Kiki So go ahead and blast these demons to turn them to stone! After they're petrified, you can use your pistol to shatter them.
voc_shakespeare_media_00007 mmStompTutorial_chide Shakespeare Interlude: a vexed hero is seemingly unaware that progression can only occur if he kills all enemies with Force Stomp.
voc_shakespeare_media_00022 mmStompTutorial_imps Shakespeare Act 2: in which our protagonist is greeted by foul imps
voc_shakespeare_media_00021 mmStompTutorial_inciter Shakespeare Act 3: in which our protagonist learns that force stomp even works on flying enemies, enabling them to remove a Dark Inciter's shield before shooting them to death with bullets. There also is a mistaken identity and love unrequited.
voc_shakespeare_media_00030 mmStompTutorial_intro Shakespeare Lights up: the mortal stands in the training grounds, eager to try out his new Force Stomp power on the group of demons in front of them.
voc_shakespeare_media_00036 mmStompTutorial_success Shakespeare The day is won, and the curtain closes on our noble hero.
voc_shakespeare_media_00006 mmStompTutorial_wave Shakespeare Act one scene 2: in which our protagonist kills more demons with Force Stomp.
voc_shakespeare_media_00026 Grant Power Shakespeare And so, Shakespeare called forth the Deus Ex Machina to bestow our protagonist with the arcane power of Force Stomp.
voc_blackbeard_media_00011 Grant Power Blackbeard I grant ye the ability to Summon my crew whenever they're needed...
voc_blackbeard_media_00070 mmSummonTutorial_Chide Blackbeard No, no, no! Let the imps do the work matey! Leave your guns and fists out of this.
voc_blackbeard_media_00085 mmSummonTutorial_Intro Blackbeard All right matey, its time fer yer lesson. Let's summon me favorite scurvy riddled hellion, the imp.
voc_blackbeard_media_00035 mmSummonTutorial_Island Blackbeard Those little ankle biters are viscous! Now let's practice yer aim. Take down the demons on the islands.
voc_blackbeard_media_00024 mmSummonTutorial_OneDown Blackbeard There you go matey! Now take down the other demon.
voc_blackbeard_media_00083 mmSummonTutorial_Success Blackbeard Few things are as rewarding as pressing someone into service, am I right? Now get goin'... there's a whole wide world waiting to be plundered...
voc_blackbeard_media_00111 mmSummonTutorial_Wave Blackbeard Why don't you start off by summoning an imp to take out those enemies.
voc_dane_media_00055 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 01 Dane You find Blackbeard?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00466 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat The pirate ship was a little hard to miss.
voc_dane_media_00121 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 03 Dane Alright, I'll deal with Blackbeard; we don't want him going off on a pillaging spree.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00082 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 04 Johnny_Gat I thought that was our whole plan?
voc_dane_media_00032 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 05 Dane Generally speaking, yeah. But now we wanna lay low. I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing and if we're just blindly charging we're gonna run right into his trap. I know it sucks, but we gotta wait it out.
voc_dane_media_00137 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 Dane Whaddya think of Blackbeard?
voc_kinzie_media_00194 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 Kinzie He's basically Johnny with a beard and an accent.
voc_dane_media_00120 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 Dane I can see that.
voc_kinzie_media_00158 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 Kinzie You want us to go rob some galleons or whatever?
voc_dane_media_00129 Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 Dane Not yet. I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing and if we're just blindly charging we're gonna run right into his trap. For now we lay low.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00169 Character Switch Johnny_Gat Looking forward to stretching my wings.
voc_kinzie_media_00260 Character Switch Kinzie Don't mind if I do.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00116 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 01 Johnny_Gat Dane, I gotta be honest: I think you oversold how scary these Arch-Dukes are.
voc_dane_media_00111 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 02 Dane Well which one did you kill?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00445 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 03 Johnny_Gat I dunno, the one with a name I can't pronounce?
voc_dane_media_00131 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 04 Dane Yeah, not helpful.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00131 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 05 Johnny_Gat Can we just go kill Satan now?
voc_dane_media_00023 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 06 Dane No, we need to wait. I don't care how excited he is for Jezebel's wedding, when Arch-Dukes end up dead people take note. Satan's gonna react in a big way, we need to wait and see how.
voc_dane_media_00094 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 Dane You killed an arch-duke... color me impressed.
voc_kinzie_media_00000 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 Kinzie I'm full of suprises.
voc_dane_media_00034 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 Dane Unfortunately, so's Satan. The death of his generals is something The Devil can't ignore, so you can bet your ass that he's going to stop planning Jezebel and The President's wedding and start planning on how he intends to kill us.
voc_kinzie_media_00397 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 Kinzie So what should we do?
voc_dane_media_00076 Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 Dane We wait... and see how he reacts.
voc_phone_call_media_00248 Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 01 Phone_Call Great job tearing up hell.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00350 Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Thanks.
voc_phone_call_media_00232 Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 03 Phone_Call I need you to stop.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00438 Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 04 Johnny_Gat What?!
voc_phone_call_media_00052 Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 05 Phone_Call Do you really think Satan could still be thinking about Jezebel's wedding after all the damage you've done? I'm telling you; The Devil is about to react in a big way, and when he does we need to be ready.
voc_phone_call_media_00164 Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 Phone_Call Great job tearing up hell.
voc_kinzie_media_00289 Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Thanks.
voc_phone_call_media_00038 Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 Phone_Call I need you to stop.
voc_kinzie_media_00112 Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 Kinzie What?!
voc_phone_call_media_00036 Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 Phone_Call Do you really think Satan could still be thinking about Jezebel's wedding after all the damage you've done? I'm telling you; The Devil is about to react in a big way, and when he does we need to be ready.
voc_dane_media_00065 Post Musical Dane Uhhhh we have a problem.
voc_dane_media_00108 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 01 Dane What's Shakespeare like?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00165 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Talky.
voc_dane_media_00132 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 03 Dane Is he going to play ball?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00330 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 04 Johnny_Gat He just watched me kill over a dozen guys, so yeah I'm pretty confident. What our next move?
voc_dane_media_00024 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 05 Dane We wait. I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing. And when he does we'll be ready.
voc_dane_media_00013 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 Dane You find Shakespeare?
voc_kinzie_media_00047 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Kind of hard to miss the guy talking in third person.
voc_dane_media_00036 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 Dane We'll you're not dead, so I'm guessing things went well.
voc_kinzie_media_00163 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 Kinzie Yep. The bard is ready to start assassinating whenever you are.
voc_dane_media_00046 Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 Dane Hold up on that. After aligning with The Tragedies Satan can't ignore us anymore. He has to stop planning Jezebel and the President's wedding and deal with Gat. I'm not sure how he's going to react, but whatever he does is gonna be big and we need to be ready.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00113 Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 01 Johnny_Gat Why didn't you tell me I was looking for the DeWynter sisters?
voc_dane_media_00101 Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 02 Dane Would you have complained if you knew?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00301 Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 03 Johnny_Gat Probably.
voc_dane_media_00092 Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 04 Dane Well there you go... Hey, how did Kiki look?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00418 Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 05 Johnny_Gat Like her sister. So what do we do now?
voc_dane_media_00005 Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 06 Dane We wait. I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing. And when he does we'll be ready.
voc_kinzie_media_00233 Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 Kinzie My sisters are safe.
voc_dane_media_00058 Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 Dane I'm gonna leave that alone.
voc_kinzie_media_00232 Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 Kinzie Probably for the best. What do you need me to do now?
voc_dane_media_00125 Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 Dane Nothing. Satan can't ignore what you've been up to. He's gonna have to put Jezebel and the President's wedding on hold until he deals with the problem at his door... and when he reacts we'll be ready for him.
voc_dane_media_00006 Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 01 Dane So what was the prison like?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00153 Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Horrors beyond telling.
voc_dane_media_00090 Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 03 Dane So I'm guessing you found Vlad?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00307 Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 04 Johnny_Gat Yeah... I like him, he's my kind of crazy.
voc_dane_media_00018 Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 05 Dane I'm gonna try not to dwell on that.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00312 Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 06 Johnny_Gat What's our next move?
voc_dane_media_00114 Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 07 Dane You just busted out Satan's old number one. There's no way he can keep planning Jezebel's wedding to the President, he's gonna need to react to what you're doing. I say we wait and see what he's got planned, when he comes at us we'll be ready.
voc_dane_media_00126 Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 Dane How's Vlad?
voc_kinzie_media_00165 Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 Kinzie He's gone a little crazy.
voc_dane_media_00089 Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 Dane Little crazy like you, or little crazy like he might stab someone in their sleep?
voc_kinzie_media_00287 Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 Kinzie You obviously don't know me very well.
voc_dane_media_00000 Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 Dane Is he a liability.
voc_kinzie_media_00346 Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 06 Kinzie No.
voc_dane_media_00140 Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 07 Dane Good. With Vlad on the loose, Satan is gonna have to stop worrying about seating arrangements at Jezebel and The President's wedding and start worrying about us. It's time to sit back and see how he reacts.
voc_phone_call_media_00008 Help Nag Blackbeard Phone_Call These barrens aren't going to cleanse themselves! A little help, if you please...
voc_phone_call_media_00221 Help Nag Dane Phone_Call I know your best friend is trapped in hell, and that sucks and all... but I could really use your expertise over here in the Forge.
voc_phone_call_media_00254 Help Nag Kiki Phone_Call Hey, remember that time Sinterpol tried to kill us? How about we return the favor...
voc_phone_call_media_00123 Help Nag Shakespeare Phone_Call Shakespeare calls on his new allies for aid: for without it, the story will not reach it's ultimate conclusion.
voc_phone_call_media_00257 Help Nag Vlad Phone_Call There is much work to be done, but with your help the screams of my betrayers will echo through the slums...
voc_dane_media_00118 Help Nag Dane I know your best friend is trapped in hell, and that sucks and all... but I could really use your expertise over here in the Forge.
voc_shakespeare_media_00020 Help Nag Shakespeare Shakespeare calls on his new allies for aid: for without it, the story will not reach it's ultimate conclusion.
voc_blackbeard_media_00080 Help Nag Blackbeard These barrens aren't going to cleanse themselves! A little help, if you please...
voc_kiki_media_00033 Help Nag Kiki Hey, remember that time Sinterpol tried to kill us? How about we return the favor...
voc_vlad_media_00038 Help Nag Vlad There is much work to be done, but with your help the screams of my betrayers will echo through the slums...
voc_phone_call_media_00225 Power Nag Phone_Call You really should look to finding those guys I told you about... you're missing out on a lot of opportunities
voc_dane_media_00128 Open World Start Dane Alright now go out there... have fun. Kill some people. But don't forget to meet up with those contacts I told you about. They're powerful friends to have... you'll be happy you did.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00030 100 percent orbs found Johnny_Gat You're a neurotic completionist.
voc_kinzie_media_00192 100 percent orbs found Kinzie I'm done! Now I need to find something else to neuotically collect...
voc_kinzie_media_00195 1st orb found Kinzie This is gonna be bad for my OCD.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00145 1st orb found Johnny_Gat Hope there's not something ridiculous like 100 of these to find...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00278 25 percent orbs found Johnny_Gat Yeah.... There's definitely more than 100.
voc_kinzie_media_00401 25 percent orbs found Kinzie God, there are a lot of these things...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00444 50 percent orbs found Johnny_Gat How many of these things are there?!
voc_kinzie_media_00049 50 percent orbs found Kinzie I found all the low hanging fruit... time to get to work collecting the rest.
voc_kinzie_media_00135 75 percent orbs found Kinzie Now the hunt for the last 25% begins...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00121 75 percent orbs found Johnny_Gat They have to be running out of these things...
voc_kinzie_media_00295 Act 0 Ultor Nag Kinzie I'm surprised you haven't gone to the Ultor building to rough up Dane yet...
voc_kinzie_media_00198 Drained response Kinzie Dane, remember your corporate abduction training!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00070 Drained response Johnny_Gat Hang tight Dane, I'm coming!
voc_phone_call_media_00144 Find Sloth - Gat 01 Phone_Call Good job bringing more people into our little "I hate Satan club", why don't you take a rest.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00459 Find Sloth - Gat 02 Johnny_Gat Not interested, I got more shit to blow up.
voc_phone_call_media_00121 Find Sloth - Gat 03 Phone_Call I'm just saying I got a lead on where you can find a very nice chair.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00454 Find Sloth - Gat 04 Johnny_Gat I just told-
voc_phone_call_media_00260 Find Sloth - Gat 05 Phone_Call It has guns.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00460 Find Sloth - Gat 06 Johnny_Gat I'm in.
voc_phone_call_media_00175 Find Sloth - Kinzie 01 Phone_Call Congratulations on making so many new friends, you're really growing as a person.
voc_kinzie_media_00281 Find Sloth - Kinzie 02 Kinzie It's exhausting.
voc_phone_call_media_00110 Find Sloth - Kinzie 03 Phone_Call You should take a break, you deserve it.
voc_kinzie_media_00134 Find Sloth - Kinzie 04 Kinzie I don't take breaks.
voc_phone_call_media_00002 Find Sloth - Kinzie 05 Phone_Call Could you make an exception for an armchair with guns?
voc_kinzie_media_00092 Find Sloth - Kinzie 06 Kinzie Yes. Yes I could.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00254 Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat 01 Johnny_Gat Alright, where's the chair?
voc_phone_call_media_00166 Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat 02 Phone_Call I don't know.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00436 Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat 03 Johnny_Gat Oh for fuck's sake Dane...
voc_phone_call_media_00094 Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat 04 Phone_Call Look, I got you this far, just search the rooftops, ok?
voc_phone_call_media_00092 Find Sloth Rooftop - Kinzie 01 Phone_Call Alright, the chair should be nearby... check out the rooftops.
voc_kinzie_media_00341 Find Sloth Rooftop - Kinzie 02 Kinzie Got it.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00044 Fly Back Johnny_Gat I can't leave the boss here...
voc_kinzie_media_00155 Fly Back Kinzie I can't leave the boss here...
voc_kinzie_media_00075 Glyph Chest Opened Kinzie Oooo another birthday present...
voc_kinzie_media_00076 Glyph Chest Opened Kinzie Say what you will about Blackbeard. That guy knows how to fill up a treasure chest.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00417 Glyph Chest Opened Johnny_Gat What do we have here...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00415 Glyph Chest Opened Johnny_Gat This better be good...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00416 Glyph Chest Opened Johnny_Gat Please be guns... please be guns...
voc_kinzie_media_00077 Glyph Chest Opened Kinzie If Blackbeard really wanted to protect this thing he would have came up with better encryption...
voc_kinzie_media_00145 Glyph Collected All Kinzie Let's see what Blackbeard was hiding...
voc_kinzie_media_00144 Glyph Collected All Kinzie Time to open that chest...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00443 Glyph Collected All Johnny_Gat Gotta get to that chest now that I've found all the glyphs.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00442 Glyph Collected All Johnny_Gat And that's the last one! Time to open that chest!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00441 Glyph Collected All Johnny_Gat Too easy. Now I just need to remember where that chest was hidden.
voc_kinzie_media_00143 Glyph Collected All Kinzie Got all the glyphs...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00344 Glyph Collected Johnny_Gat Blackbeard kinda sucks at hiding these things.
voc_kinzie_media_00255 Glyph Collected Kinzie Another clue...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00343 Glyph Collected Johnny_Gat Another clue...
voc_kinzie_media_00254 Glyph Collected Kinzie I should find 'em all in no time...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00342 Glyph Collected Johnny_Gat This treasure better be worth it...
voc_kinzie_media_00253 Glyph Collected Kinzie Oh look, the Bedard algorithm... how pedestrian...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00204 Glyph Needed Johnny_Gat These things better not be a bitch to find....
voc_kinzie_media_00065 Glyph Needed Kinzie Psh- locked treasure chest, that won't last long...
voc_kinzie_media_00066 Glyph Needed Kinzie If I wanna open this I need to find those glyphs...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00202 Glyph Needed Johnny_Gat Of course it's locked...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00203 Glyph Needed Johnny_Gat Gotta find the glyphs to open this...
voc_kinzie_media_00067 Glyph Needed Kinzie If I can break into government infrastructure I can break into a wooden box.
voc_dane_media_00066 Halo Complete Charge Dane Good job powering up that Halo: now use those arcane powers to raise some hell. Remember, it doesn't matter what you do: kill demons, take over territory, do jobs for our allies... so long as you're making a move against Satan's forces he'll eventually notice you.
voc_kinzie_media_00206 Lost Powers Kinzie This energy is draining my power!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00449 Lost Powers Johnny_Gat The Halo's not working!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00448 Lost Powers Johnny_Gat This bubble thing is draining my power!
voc_kinzie_media_00205 Lost Powers Kinzie The Halo's not working!
voc_kinzie_media_00177 misc - player timeout Kinzie These wings are pretty cool. I wonder where they go when we land. Maybe that's what your appendix is for...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00234 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Well, there's no Nyteblayde down here, so Hell's not all bad...
voc_kinzie_media_00007 misc - player timeout Kinzie At some point repopulating the human race is going to come up and I'm just saying don't look at me.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00021 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Hope the Boss is ok...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00011 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Hate to admit it, but Dane's growing on me...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00229 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat The afterlife is an amazing thing... like: I killed someone on Earth... and now I get a chance to kill them again... it's like a gift that keeps on giving...
voc_kinzie_media_00186 misc - player timeout Kinzie Are we just assuming Satan rules because he's the strongest? I mean, in some animal groups that works, but, come on, it's no way to run a society. I would go with a meritocracy, personally, but then, of course, I'd rule it -- and I don't want those kind of headaches, right?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00227 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat The Boss would do the same for any of us...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00020 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Where do all these fucks go after I kill them?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00005 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Satan's not gonna win...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00235 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat So... hell has stripmalls... makes sense.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00018 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Dane can't be the only person with an angle down here in hell...
voc_kinzie_media_00179 misc - player timeout Kinzie Ya know, he may be the prince of darkness, but he picked out some great stationary for that wedding invitation...
voc_kinzie_media_00017 misc - player timeout Kinzie Pierce is really into mani-pedi's....
voc_kinzie_media_00019 misc - player timeout Kinzie Somehow I doubt that the people down here respect safewords...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00237 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Just when I thought things couldn't get weirder...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00010 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat People say "jump the shark" like it's a bad thing...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00008 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat I can't wait to punch Satan in the face...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00022 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat On the one hand: Hell. On the other hand: guilt free murder.
voc_kinzie_media_00180 misc - player timeout Kinzie Hell wouldn't be so bad if I could get a decent WIFI signal...
voc_kinzie_media_00190 misc - player timeout Kinzie Hell should really be more color-blind friendly...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00012 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat I gotta find Dex and shoot him in the face.
voc_kinzie_media_00012 misc - player timeout Kinzie Have you noticed that everyone in Hell speaks the same language? Talk about homogeny. I mean, where's the cultural diversity? It feels a little weird, to be honest.
voc_kinzie_media_00010 misc - player timeout Kinzie Say what you want about the Saints... but at least they let you play as a woman...
voc_kinzie_media_00187 misc - player timeout Kinzie I wish Matt was here. Like, not to visit. Just rotting here.
voc_kinzie_media_00013 misc - player timeout Kinzie I know this is supposed to be eternal punishment or something, but I've been to Reno, so this place feels kinda nice.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00006 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat I hope Shaundi hasn't murderd Matt...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00240 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat With Matt running things on the ship, I think I'm better off down here...
voc_kinzie_media_00009 misc - player timeout Kinzie This is one weird birthday...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00013 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat I like this place... no soft targets...
voc_kinzie_media_00016 misc - player timeout Kinzie I never got to try that cake Zinjai made....
voc_kinzie_media_00015 misc - player timeout Kinzie I have wings... why the hell am I standing around...
voc_kinzie_media_00178 misc - player timeout Kinzie I miss my sanctum...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00239 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat One day I'm going to catch that fucking ghost bus.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00023 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Akuji's gotta be here somewhere...
voc_kinzie_media_00014 misc - player timeout Kinzie I'm going to be honest, Hell's kind of a sausage party, isn't it?
voc_johnny_gat_media_00230 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat My favorite part murdering is the murdering part...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00024 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat I should find a phone book. I wanna look up a few people while I am down here.
voc_kinzie_media_00020 misc - player timeout Kinzie I wish there was a way to find some metrics as to who gets sent down here...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00019 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat I wonder if Mr. Sunshine has a head down here...
voc_kinzie_media_00184 misc - player timeout Kinzie I wonder if this means I'm dead? I mean, you know, like really dead -- not like shitty comic book dead.
voc_kinzie_media_00011 misc - player timeout Kinzie I'll take the Demonic Horde over the White House press corps any day of the week...
voc_kinzie_media_00189 misc - player timeout Kinzie I feel like we spend a lot of time down here coming up for analogies about how Hell is better than other places on earth, but lets be real: Hell kinda sucks.
voc_kinzie_media_00181 misc - player timeout Kinzie Johnny keeps telling me I need to play Volleyball... I don't know what that is but I'm assuming it involves guns.
voc_kinzie_media_00182 misc - player timeout Kinzie I'm just saying: I'd fuck Dane.
voc_kinzie_media_00006 misc - player timeout Kinzie I wonder what hell is going to do now... I mean, with Earth blown-up, it's not like there's going to be a huge influx of people. And with me wandering around clearing out demons and souls and stuff, I would think this place is gonna get vacant soon.
voc_kinzie_media_00188 misc - player timeout Kinzie If Matt thinks he can take the trivia night chalice because I'm not around to defend it he's got another thing coming....
voc_johnny_gat_media_00007 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat No one took me to hell on my birthday...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00014 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Maybe I should pick up another hobby outside of Murder...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00228 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Things have definitely taken a turn since Stilwater...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00236 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat I'd never say this to the Boss... but sometimes I wish I could just start over. Tabula Rasa. A whole new plot. An entirely different life.
voc_kinzie_media_00018 misc - player timeout Kinzie I like Jane Austen, but if she tells me to get married one more time I'm putting her in the airlock...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00232 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Won't lie. Apotheosis has always been on my bucket list.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00015 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat If Zinyak had a Spirit Board that could send us to hell, what other toys does he have lying around...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00016 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat There's a whoollllle lotta hand waving going on down here...
voc_kinzie_media_00183 misc - player timeout Kinzie I don't care if she's been reunited with Kiki... Viola and I are still sisters...
voc_kinzie_media_00185 misc - player timeout Kinzie Yep, here we are, tits deep in Hell and just hangin' out. Yep, just standing aorund -- not doing anything, watching Hell be all evil. Can't think of anything better to do...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00009 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat I gotta say, I'm pretty spry for a guy who was shot in the knee with a shotgun....
voc_johnny_gat_media_00231 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat The rest of Saints gotta see this place...
voc_kinzie_media_00008 misc - player timeout Kinzie It's too hot to wear my hoodie...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00233 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Kinzie kind of scares me.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00017 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat Every hour I spend in hell is one more hour Matt isn't trying to get me to play in his NyteBlayde role playing thing...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00238 misc - player timeout Johnny_Gat This should be an annual thing: like a fishing vacation where you kill the shit out of people.
voc_kinzie_media_00293 New Intro Drive 01 Kinzie Look at us: Kinzie Kensington and Johnny Gat driving together on a birthday adventure...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00439 New Intro Drive 02 Johnny_Gat Are you always this excited?
voc_kinzie_media_00164 New Intro Drive 03 Kinzie Generally I'm a misanthrope.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00158 New Intro Drive 04 Johnny_Gat I get it.
voc_dane_media_00002 Open World Nag Dane Remember, everything you do gets us a little bit closer to getting Satan's attention, and the sooner we can do that: the sooner we can rescue The President
voc_johnny_gat_media_00080 Sin Orb Collection Johnny_Gat Nonono... you're not getting away...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00081 Sin Orb Collection Johnny_Gat Didn't make it to your little drain now, did ya?!
voc_kinzie_media_00259 Sin Orb Collection Kinzie So those things are harvested for currency? Hell is fucked up!
voc_kinzie_media_00257 Sin Orb Collection Kinzie Not so fast, buddy!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00079 Sin Orb Collection Johnny_Gat Gotcha!
voc_kinzie_media_00258 Sin Orb Collection Kinzie And I thought money on Earth was dirty...
voc_johnny_gat_media_00078 Sin Orb Collection Johnny_Gat Thought you could get away from me, huh?
voc_kinzie_media_00256 Sin Orb Collection Kinzie Psh, I've been following money trails since I was 6...
voc_kinzie_media_00041 threat - player driver extract Kinzie Don't mind if I do.
voc_phone_call_media_00027 Satan Command Call Hail Phone_Call I am Satan, the First, the Fallen.
voc_phone_call_media_00205 Satan Command Call Sucks Phone_Call The Audacity!
voc_johnny_gat_media_00290 Satan Fight Johnny_Gat I got this!
voc_kinzie_media_00215 Satan Fight Kinzie He's all yours, Johnny.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00045 Sit in Sloth Johnny_Gat *sigh* life is good...
voc_kinzie_media_00291 Sit in Sloth Kinzie ooooo comfy.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00046 Sit in Sloth Johnny_Gat *sigh* life is good...
voc_kinzie_media_00292 Sit in Sloth Kinzie So this is what it's like to not sit cross-leggeded...
voc_kinzie_media_00193 Sloth Chair Kinzie Not sure how I feel about the plaid.
voc_johnny_gat_media_00373 Sloth Chair Johnny_Gat An arm chair with guns... why didn't I think of that...
voc_phone_call_media_00102 Soul Prison - Blackbeard Phone_Call I raided a Sinterpol office and found information on where The President is being kept... evidently they've been trapped in some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace. Breaking in is an impossibility, you're best bet to save them is to continue to try to draw Satan out of the palace.
voc_phone_call_media_00045 Soul Prison - Kiki Phone_Call We called in some favors and found The President... they've been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace: the only way you're going to save them is by drawing Satan out, so keep doing what you're doing.
voc_phone_call_media_00026 Soul Prison - Shakespeare Phone_Call The Bard gives exposition which reveals that The President has been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace. The only way for our protagonist to save them is to draw Satan out by continuing their actions in hell.
voc_phone_call_media_00106 Soul Prison - Vlad Phone_Call I've been tormenting every Sinterpol agent I could find in hopes of finding The President's location... it would seem they've been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace: the only way you're going to save them is by drawing Satan out, so keep doing what you're doing.
voc_dane_media_00039 Spire Intro Dane Sorry I missed out on the singing, I was busy checking out the DEMONIC ANTI-AIR SPIRES that Satan deployed. We need to talk about how you're gonna take them out.
voc_phone_call_media_00074 Blackbeard_Tome_1 Phone_Call The Barrens were the only place desolate enough to allow me to build the Queen Anne's Revenge in peace... before I discovered the Barrens all of my efforts would be overrun by people looking to cause me harm, but here: the energy it would require to ruin my day wasn't worth the wasteland they would have to traverse.
voc_phone_call_media_00049 Blackbeard_Tome_1_UI Phone_Call The Barrens was the only place desolate enough to allow me to build the Queen Anne's Revenge in peace... before I discovered the Barrens all of efforts would be overrun by people looking to cause me harm, but here: the effort to ruin my day wasn't worth wasteland they would have to traverese.
voc_phone_call_media_00062 Blackbeard_Tome_2 Phone_Call Being a pirate with no water to sail on is like... being a pirate with no water to sail on. I tried to build a craft that could weather the lava, but each time the craft and crew would erupt in flames. That's why today The Queen Anne's Revenge sails on thermal currents and arcane magic... yes, the arcane magic is doing the heavy lifting but I'd like to believe the sails are still doing something...
voc_phone_call_media_00255 Blackbeard_Tome_2_UI Phone_Call Being a pirate with no water to sail on is like... being a pirate with no water to sail on. I tried to build a craft to set sail on the lava, but each time the craft and crew would errupt in flames. That's why today The Queen Anne's Revenge sails on thermal currents and arcane magic... yes, the arcane magic is doing the heavy lifting but I'd like to believe the sails are still doing something...
voc_phone_call_media_00136 Blackbeard_Tome_3 Phone_Call The Barrens are as good a home as any a pirate could ask for. It's remote, devoid of people, and perilous to get to. Here I can live as a pirate king for the rest of my eternal days.
voc_phone_call_media_00007 Blackbeard_Tome_3_UI Phone_Call The Barrens are as good a home as any a pirate could ask for. It's remote, devoid of people, and perilous to get to. Here I can live as a pirate king for the rest of my eternal days.
voc_phone_call_media_00201 Blackbeard_Tome_4 Phone_Call Robbing galleons and avoiding the crown was a thrill, but it's nothing compared to robbing the denizens of Hell. Life without adventure is no life I'm fit to live. Here the stakes are beyond simple life or death... Hell is where I'm meant to be.
voc_phone_call_media_00240 Blackbeard_Tome_4_UI Phone_Call Robbing galleons and avoiding the crown was a thrill, but it's nothing compared to robbing the denizens of Hell. Life without adventure is no life I'm fit to live. Here the stakes are beyond simple life or death... Hell is where I'm meant to live.
voc_phone_call_media_00180 Blackbeard_Tome_5 Phone_Call I don't know who placed those Glyphs that lead to treasure, nor do I care... the chase is all that matters. Some may question why I would bother revealing the location of missing treasure when I could find it myself, but the answer is simple. Competition. With no one else looking for the treasure there is no incentive for me to find it over robbing other demons... without another to race to find the prize, those chests just sit there dormant, and treasure is meant to found.
voc_phone_call_media_00082 Blackbeard_Tome_5_UI Phone_Call I don't know who placed those Glyphs that lead to treasure, nor do I care... the chase is all that matters. Some may quesiton why I would bother revealing the location of missing treasure when I could find it myself, but the answer is simple. Competition. With no one else looking for the treasure there is no incentive for me to find it over robbing other demons... without another to race to find the prize, those chests just sit there dormant, and treasure is meant to found.
voc_phone_call_media_00126 Dane_Tome_1 Phone_Call Everyone's chasing the Stygian dream down here... a way to make hell just a little more tolerable... and when you're surrounded with that amount of desperation, believe me, it's easy to find people who'll lay it all on line for next to nothing. Some folks think I had all this handed to me and I take advantage of people, but here's the god's honest truth: in life and in death I worked for everything that I had. Opportunities mean fuck all if you do nothing with them. Most of these poor bastards down here whine about their lot in life, but are unwilling to do anything about it. That's not me.
voc_phone_call_media_00135 Dane_Tome_1_UI Phone_Call Everyone's chasing the Stygian dream down here... a way to make hell just a little more tolerable... and when you're surrounded with that amount of desperation it's easy to find people who'll lay it all on line for next to nothing. Some folks think I had all this handed to me and I take advantage of people, but here's the god's honest truth: in life and in death I worked for everything that I had. Opportunities mean fuck all if you do nothing with them. Most of these poor bastards down here whine about their lot in life, but are unwilling to do anything about it. That's not me.
voc_phone_call_media_00127 Dane_Tome_2 Phone_Call "Know your limits". It was the best piece of advice my father gave me and I ignored it because I was a fucking idiot. I was the director of special projects for Ultor and I pissed it all away because my ambition got the better of me. The reality is that I'm a kingmaker, not a king. I'm not going to make that same mistake twice.
voc_phone_call_media_00028 Dane_Tome_2_UI Phone_Call "Know your limits". It was the best piece of advice my father gave me and I ignored it because I was a fucking idiot. I was the director of special projects for Ultor and I pissed it all away because my ambition got the better of me. The reality is that I'm a kingmaker, not a king. I'm not going to make that same mistake twice.
voc_phone_call_media_00068 Dane_Tome_3 Phone_Call I'd be a liar if I didn't say I got a little pissed when the would-be president shot in me in the face. But after a couple years of reflection I realized something: they had the same look in their eyes that I have. They were driven. And when I realized that, I knew I wanted to prepare for the moment they would come down to Hell, because on that day I wanted to be standing with the Saints.
voc_phone_call_media_00143 Dane_Tome_3_UI Phone_Call I'd be a liar if I didn't say I got a little pissed when the would-be president shot in me in the face. But after a couple years of reflection I realized something: they had the same look in their eyes that I have. They were driven. And when I realized that I knew I wanted to prepare for the moment they would come down to Hell, because on that day I wanted to be standing with the Saints.
voc_phone_call_media_00139 Dane_Tome_4 Phone_Call I knew that when the leader of the Saints came down here he wasn't going to be interested in hearing what I had to say unless I had a pretty fucking big peace offering. The perfect opportunity came after Blackbeard robbed Satan's Palace and stole Lucifer's Halo. Blackbeard knew that he had to unload it fast before Sinterpol raided the barren's and so he was willing to put a price on an otherwise priceless artifact. It cost me a fortune but it was worth it. Satan would never suspect that I had it, and I could bide my time until the leader of the saints was hell bound. My plan was solid, but not even I could predict a shotgun wedding.
voc_phone_call_media_00189 Dane_Tome_4_UI Phone_Call I knew that when the leader of the Saints came down here he wasn't going to be interested in hearing what I had to say unless I had a pretty fucking big peace offering. The perfect opportunity came after Blackbeard robbed Satan's Palace and stole Lucifer's Halo. Blackbeard knew that he had to unload it fast before Sinterpol raided the barren's and so he was willing to put a price on an otherwise priceless artifact. It cost me fortune but it was worth it. Satan would never suspect that I had it, and I could bide my time until the leader of the saints was hellbound. My plan was solid, but not even I could predict a shotgun wedding.
voc_phone_call_media_00202 Dane_Tome_5 Phone_Call Satan forcing Jezebel to marry The President definitely put a wrinkle in things. For one I wasn't sure if Johnny was going to let me explain the situation before he killed me... For another I was entrusting the most powerful artifact in the world to someone who had worse impulse control than teens on prom night.
voc_phone_call_media_00176 Dane_Tome_5_UI Phone_Call Satan forcing Jezebel to marry The President definitely put a wrinkle in things. For one I wasn't sure if Johnny was going to let me explain the situation before he killed me... For another I was entrusting the most powerful artifact in the world to someone who had worse impulse control than teens on prom night.
voc_phone_call_media_00021 Kiki_Tome_1 01 Phone_Call KiKi: Downtown looked like a shit hole when I first got here.
Viola: In all fairness, you were in hell.
KiKi: True. But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity. I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started. I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative. Soon, Cerberus Security was founded.
voc_phone_call_media_00089 Kiki_Tome_1 01_UI Phone_Call KiKi: Downtown looked like a shit hole when I first got here.
Viola: In all fairness, you were in hell.
KiKi: True. But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity. I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started. I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative. Soon, Cerberus Security was founded.
voc_phone_call_media_00193 Kiki_Tome_1 02 Phone_Call In all fairness, you were in hell.
voc_phone_call_media_00039 Kiki_Tome_1 02_UI Phone_Call In all fairness, you were in hell.
voc_phone_call_media_00024 Kiki_Tome_1 03 Phone_Call True. But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity. I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started. I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative. Soon, Cerberus Security was founded.
voc_phone_call_media_00242 Kiki_Tome_1 03_UI Phone_Call True. But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity. I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started. I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative. Soon, Cerberus Security was founded.
voc_phone_call_media_00209 Kiki_Tome_2 01 Phone_Call KiKi: Viola and I always did everything together...
Viola: Played together... KiKi: Went to college together...
Viola: travelled together...
KiKi: Formed a criminal empire together...
Viola: I always thought that we would die together.
KiKi: Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one.
Viola: After you died all I had was revenge. I never thought that I'd... Feel whole again?
KiKi: Yeah.
Viola: I love you sis.
KiKi: Me you too.
voc_phone_call_media_00056 Kiki_Tome_2 01_UI Phone_Call KiKi: Viola and I always did everything together...
Viola: Played together... KiKi: Went to college together...
Viola: travelled together...
KiKi: Formed a criminal empire together...
Viola: I always thought that we would die together.
KiKi: Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one.
Viola: After you died all I had was revenge. I never thought that I'd... Feel whole again?
KiKi: Yeah.
Viola: I love you sis.
KiKi: Me you too."
voc_phone_call_media_00161 Kiki_Tome_2 02 Phone_Call Played together...
voc_phone_call_media_00061 Kiki_Tome_2 02_UI Phone_Call Played together...
voc_phone_call_media_00184 Kiki_Tome_2 03 Phone_Call Went to college together...
voc_phone_call_media_00145 Kiki_Tome_2 03_UI Phone_Call Went to college together...
voc_phone_call_media_00118 Kiki_Tome_2 04 Phone_Call travelled together...
voc_phone_call_media_00010 Kiki_Tome_2 04_UI Phone_Call travelled together...
voc_phone_call_media_00034 Kiki_Tome_2 05 Phone_Call Formed a criminal empire together...
voc_phone_call_media_00037 Kiki_Tome_2 05_UI Phone_Call Formed a criminal empire together...
voc_phone_call_media_00231 Kiki_Tome_2 06 Phone_Call I always thought that we would die together.
voc_phone_call_media_00130 Kiki_Tome_2 06_UI Phone_Call I always thought that we would die together.
voc_phone_call_media_00213 Kiki_Tome_2 07 Phone_Call Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one.
voc_phone_call_media_00035 Kiki_Tome_2 07_UI Phone_Call Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one.
voc_phone_call_media_00239 Kiki_Tome_2 08 Phone_Call After you died all I had was revenge. I never thought that I'd...
voc_phone_call_media_00096 Kiki_Tome_2 08_UI Phone_Call After you died all I had was revenge. I never thought that I'd...
voc_phone_call_media_00220 Kiki_Tome_2 09 Phone_Call Feel whole again?
voc_phone_call_media_00181 Kiki_Tome_2 09_UI Phone_Call Feel whole again?
voc_phone_call_media_00114 Kiki_Tome_2 10 Phone_Call Yeah.
voc_phone_call_media_00132 Kiki_Tome_2 10_UI Phone_Call Yeah.
voc_phone_call_media_00187 Kiki_Tome_2 11 Phone_Call I love you sis.
voc_phone_call_media_00015 Kiki_Tome_2 11_UI Phone_Call I love you sis.
voc_phone_call_media_00179 Kiki_Tome_2 12 Phone_Call Me you too.
voc_phone_call_media_00218 Kiki_Tome_2 12_UI Phone_Call Me you too.
voc_phone_call_media_00051 Kiki_Tome_3 01 Phone_Call Viola: By the time I showed up in hell Cerberus and Sinterpol were locked in a bitter fight for dominance of the marketplace.
KiKi: We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you. You would have pulled it out.
Viola: I'm not so sure - the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side. I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclamation point on a plan. With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world.
voc_phone_call_media_00185 Kiki_Tome_3 01_UI Phone_Call Viola: By the time I showed up in hell Cerberus and Sinterpol were locked in a bitter fight for dominance of the marketplace.
KiKi: We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you. You would have pulled it out.
Viola: I'm not so sure - the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side. I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclamation point on a plan. With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world.
voc_phone_call_media_00153 Kiki_Tome_3 02 Phone_Call We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you.
voc_phone_call_media_00178 Kiki_Tome_3 02_UI Phone_Call We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you.
voc_phone_call_media_00253 Kiki_Tome_3 03 Phone_Call You would have pulled it out.
voc_phone_call_media_00043 Kiki_Tome_3 03_UI Phone_Call You would have pulled it out.
voc_phone_call_media_00025 Kiki_Tome_3 04 Phone_Call I'm not so sure: the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side. I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclaimination point on a plan. With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world.
voc_phone_call_media_00033 Kiki_Tome_3 04_UI Phone_Call I'm not so sure: the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side. I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclaimination point on a plan. With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world.
voc_phone_call_media_00186 Kiki_Tome_4 01 Phone_Call KiKi: Revitalizing Downtown wasn't about profit.
Viola: It was kinda about profit.
KiKi: A little bit.
Viola: Like 50%.
KiKi: The point is that it was also about making an impact. An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place.
Viola: Like Dane says: "Hells what you make it."
voc_phone_call_media_00112 Kiki_Tome_4 01_UI Phone_Call KiKi: Revitalizing Downtown wasn't about profit.
Viola: It was kinda about profit.
KiKi: A little bit.
Viola: Like 50%.
KiKi: The point is that it was also about making an impact. An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place.
Viola: Like Dane says: ""Hells what you make it."
voc_phone_call_media_00117 Kiki_Tome_4 02 Phone_Call It was kinda about profit.
voc_phone_call_media_00087 Kiki_Tome_4 02_UI Phone_Call It was kinda about profit.
voc_phone_call_media_00128 Kiki_Tome_4 03 Phone_Call A little bit.
voc_phone_call_media_00115 Kiki_Tome_4 03_UI Phone_Call A little bit.
voc_phone_call_media_00236 Kiki_Tome_4 04 Phone_Call Like 50%
voc_phone_call_media_00099 Kiki_Tome_4 04_UI Phone_Call Like 50%
voc_phone_call_media_00041 Kiki_Tome_4 05 Phone_Call The point is that it was also about making an impact. An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place.
voc_phone_call_media_00212 Kiki_Tome_4 05_UI Phone_Call The point is that it was also about making an impact. An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place.
voc_phone_call_media_00103 Kiki_Tome_4 06 Phone_Call Like Dane says: "Hells what you make it."
voc_phone_call_media_00237 Kiki_Tome_4 06_UI Phone_Call Like Dane says: "Hells what you make it."
voc_phone_call_media_00152 Kiki_Tome_5 01 Phone_Call KiKi: Things were going perfectly. Downtown was rebuilt in our image. The money was rolling in. We had an amazing penthouse...
Viola: But then something happened - Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengeance.
Kiki: They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus. Viola: Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who.
voc_phone_call_media_00230 Kiki_Tome_5 01_UI Phone_Call KiKi: Things were going perfectly. Downtown was rebuilt in our image. The money was rolling in. We had an amazing penthouse...
Viola: But then something happened - Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengeance.
Kiki: They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus.
Viola: Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who.
voc_phone_call_media_00006 Kiki_Tome_5 02 Phone_Call But then something happened: Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengence.
voc_phone_call_media_00192 Kiki_Tome_5 02_UI Phone_Call But then something happened: Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengence.
voc_phone_call_media_00053 Kiki_Tome_5 03 Phone_Call They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus.
voc_phone_call_media_00252 Kiki_Tome_5 03_UI Phone_Call They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus.
voc_phone_call_media_00197 Kiki_Tome_5 04 Phone_Call Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who.
voc_phone_call_media_00168 Kiki_Tome_5 04_UI Phone_Call Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who.
voc_phone_call_media_00101 Shakespeare_Tome_1 Phone_Call I was never destined for obscurity, but no theater company would even entertain the idea of putting on my works, preferring to read plays written by lesser men. To them I was a laughing stock. A fool who only wrote base comedies. I was willing to give anything to have my works be given the credit they were due. Some may question if selling my soul was worth it... obviously those people never met Marlowe.
voc_phone_call_media_00199 Shakespeare_Tome_1_UI Phone_Call I was never destined for obscurity, but no theater company would even entertain the idea of putting on my works, prefering to read plays written by lesser men. To them I was a laughing stock. A fool who only wrote base comedies. I was willing to give anything to have my works be given the credit they were due. Some may question if selling my soul was worth it... obviously those people never met Marlowe.
voc_phone_call_media_00083 Shakespeare_Tome_2 Phone_Call The passion plays I wrote for Satan were simple and formulaic. The context didn't matter so much as ensuring that the action was consistent and exciting. He didn't see those plays for the plot. He saw them for the spectacle of murder. That being said, the comedy about Iago and Aaron the Moor as roommates was a real hoot.
voc_phone_call_media_00243 Shakespeare_Tome_2_UI Phone_Call The passion plays I wrote for Satan were simple and fomulaic. The context didn't matter so much as ensuring that the action was consistant and exciting. He didn't see those plays for the plot. He saw them for the spectacle of murder. That being said, the comedy about Iago and Aaron the Moor as roomates was a real romp.
voc_phone_call_media_00219 Shakespeare_Tome_3 Phone_Call Jezebel. My pupil. My muse. A demon with the voice of an Angel. Oft would I sneak into her room to read scenes and wear funny hats. She would write these plays... these terrible, terrible plays. But the subject matter was happy and hope-filled, and that was enough for me. I was a fool to think that those times could have lasted.
voc_phone_call_media_00216 Shakespeare_Tome_3_UI Phone_Call Jezebel. My pupil. My muse. A demon with the voice of an Angel. Oft would I sneak into her room to read scenes and wear funny hats. She would write these plays... these terrible, terrible plays. But the subject matter was happy and hope-filled, and that was enough for me. I was a fool to think it that those times could have lasted.
voc_phone_call_media_00138 Shakespeare_Tome_4 Phone_Call When I left the palace my name carried much weight, but I knew it wouldn't for long if I didn't keep myself relevant. I spread rumors that the reason I was cast out by Satan was that my ambition rivaled his own... soon demons would come to me in secret, asking what I had planned. I adopted a persona, speaking grandly in the third person to make me larger than life... In a matter of time my cult of personality transformed into a criminal empire... The Tragedies.
voc_phone_call_media_00017 Shakespeare_Tome_4_UI Phone_Call When I left the palace my name carried much weight, but I knew it wouldn't for long if I didn't keep myself relevant. I spread rumors that the reason I was cast out by Satan was that my ambition rivaled his own... soon demons would come to me in secret, asking what I had planned. I adopted a persona, speaking grandly in the third person to make me larger than life... In a matter of time my cult of personality transformed into a criminal empire... The Tragedies.
voc_phone_call_media_00105 Shakespeare_Tome_5 Phone_Call Today my reach is great. My minions have infiltrated almost every aspect of hell... the army, the brothels, even Dane's so-called "secret" Taco's Malos branches... no secrets are hidden from me. Your lover. Your father. Your brother in arms. Anyone could be working for me.
voc_phone_call_media_00191 Shakespeare_Tome_5_UI Phone_Call Today my reach is great. My minions have infiltrated almost every aspect of hell... the army, the brothels, even dane's so-called "secret" taco's malos branches... no secrets are hidden from me. Your lover. Your father. Your brother in arms. Anyone could be working for me.
interface_media_00022 Tome_Archdukes Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 8: The Archdukes. Every Marshalling Ground is overseen by one of my Archdukes... the fiercest men and women of my army.
interface_cache_media_00041 Tome_Archdukes Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 8: The Archdukes. Every Marshalling Ground is overseen by one of my Archdukes... the fiercest men and women of my army.
voc_phone_call_media_00004 Tome_Archdukes Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 8: The Archdukes. Every Marshalling Ground is overseen by one of my Archdukes... the fiercest men and women of my army.
voc_phone_call_media_00030 Tome_Archdukes_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 8: The Archdukes. Every Marshalling Ground is overseen by one of my Archdukes... the fiercest men and women of my army.
interface_media_00023 Tome_Barrens Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 12: The Barrens. Once a lovely location for bacchanals and ritualistic murders, The Heavenly Host laid waste to the Barrens in the last war between Heaven and Hell. I have forbidden rebuilding the Barrens so it serves as a reminder for what we lost... only after I lay siege to Heaven will I allow it to return to it's former glory.
voc_phone_call_media_00238 Tome_Barrens Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 12: The Barrens. Once a lovely location for bacchanals and ritualistic murders, The Heavenly Host laid waste to the Barrens in the last war between Heaven and Hell. I have forbidden rebuilding the Barrens so it serves as a reminder for what we lost... only after I lay siege to Heaven will I allow it to return to it's former glory.
interface_cache_media_00042 Tome_Barrens Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 12: The Barrens. Once a lovely location for bacchanals and ritualistic murders, The Heavenly Host laid waste to the Barrens in the last war between Heaven and Hell. I have forbidden rebuilding the Barrens so it serves as a reminder for what we lost... only after I lay siege to Heaven will I allow it to return to it's former glory.
voc_phone_call_media_00054 Tome_Barrens_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 12: The Barrens. Once a lovely location for bacchanals and ritualistic murders, The Heavenly Host laid waste to the Barrens in the last war between Heaven and Hell. I have forbidden rebuilding the Barrens so it serves as a reminder for what we lost... only after I lay siege to Heaven will I allow it to return to it's former glory.
interface_media_00024 Tome_Battle_Grounds Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 17: The Battle Grounds. This graveyard is where dead of the previous war on heaven were buried. Here it is rumored that demons and angels alike haunt this place to this very day.
voc_phone_call_media_00098 Tome_Battle_Grounds Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 17: The Battle Grounds. This graveyard is where dead of the previous war on heaven were buried. Here it is rumored that demons and angels alike haunt this place to this very day.
interface_cache_media_00043 Tome_Battle_Grounds Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 17: The Battle Grounds. This graveyard is where dead of the previous war on heaven were buried. Here it is rumored that demons and angels alike haunt this place to this very day.
voc_phone_call_media_00058 Tome_Battle_Grounds_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 17: The Battle Grounds. This graveyard is where dead of the previous war on heaven were buried. Here it is rumored that demons and angels alike haunt this place to this very day.
interface_media_00025 Tome_Cathedral Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 24: The Black Cathedral. When I was first cast into perdition my father built this chapel as an opportunity for me to repent. I leave it standing to remind him that I defy him not out of anger, but out of will. I will never bow to God again.
interface_cache_media_00044 Tome_Cathedral Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 24: The Black Cathedral. When I was first cast into perdition my father built this chapel as an opportunity for me to repent. I leave it standing to remind him that I defy him not out of anger, but out of will. I will never bow to God again.
voc_phone_call_media_00222 Tome_Cathedral Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 24: The Black Cathedral. When I was first cast into perdition my father built this chapel as an opportunity for me to repent. I leave it standing to remind him that I defy him not out of anger, but out of will. I will never bow to God again.
voc_phone_call_media_00162 Tome_Cathedral_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 24: The Black Cathedral. When I was first cast into perdition my father built this chapel as an opportunity for me to repent. I leave it standing to remind him that I defy him not out of anger, but out of will. I will never bow to God again.
voc_phone_call_media_00107 Tome_Dark_Inciters Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 36. The Dark Inciters. These elder demons direct the lesser denizens of hell, summoning them to die on their behalf. It is never wise to incur their wrath.
interface_media_00027 Tome_Dark_Inciters Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 36. The Dark Inciters. These elder demons direct the lesser denizens of hell, summoning them to die on their behalf. It is never wise to incur their wrath.
interface_cache_media_00046 Tome_Dark_Inciters Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 36. The Dark Inciters. These elder demons direct the lesser denizens of hell, summoning them to die on their behalf. It is never wise to incur their wrath.
voc_phone_call_media_00194 Tome_Dark_Inciters_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 36. The Dark Inciters. These elder demons direct the lesser denizens of hell, summoning them to die on their behalf. It is never wise to incur their wrath.
interface_cache_media_00047 Tome_Demon_Grunts Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 35. The Grunts. Proof that upward mobility exists, the souls selected to be grunts of my army enjoy delights husks could only dream of.
interface_media_00028 Tome_Demon_Grunts Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 35. The Grunts. Proof that upward mobility exists, the souls selected to be grunts of my army enjoy delights husks could only dream of.
voc_phone_call_media_00141 Tome_Demon_Grunts Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 35. The Grunts. Proof that upward mobility exists, the souls selected to be grunts of my army enjoy delights husks could only dream of.
voc_phone_call_media_00146 Tome_Demon_Grunts_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 35. The Grunts. Proof that upward mobility exists, the souls selected to be grunts of my army enjoy delights husks could only dream of.
interface_cache_media_00048 Tome_Dimensional_Communication Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 18: Dimensional Communications. There are many ways to sow horror on the mortal plane. While haunted VHS tapes have fallen out of vogue, there are stiill a multitude of ways for our demons to communicate with, and torment your loved ones.
interface_media_00029 Tome_Dimensional_Communication Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 18: Dimensional Communications. There are many ways to sow horror on the mortal plane. While haunted VHS tapes have fallen out of vogue, there are stiill a multitude of ways for our demons to communicate with, and torment your loved ones.
voc_phone_call_media_00134 Tome_Dimensional_Communication Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 18: Dimensional Communications. There are many ways to sow horror on the mortal plane. While haunted VHS tapes have fallen out of vogue, there are stiill a multitude of ways for our demons to communicate with, and torment your loved ones.
voc_phone_call_media_00203 Tome_Dimensional_Communication_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 18: Dimensional Communications. There are many ways to sow horror on the mortal plane. While haunted VHS tapes have fallen out of vogue, there are stiill a multitude of ways for our demons to communicate with, and torment your loved ones.
voc_phone_call_media_00159 Tome_Downtown Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 19: Downtown. The DeWynter Sisters have revitalized downtown to make it the destination for high end debauchery.
interface_cache_media_00049 Tome_Downtown Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 19: Downtown. The DeWynter Sisters have revitalized downtown to make it the destination for high end debauchery.
interface_media_00030 Tome_Downtown Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 19: Downtown. The DeWynter Sisters have revitalized downtown to make it the destination for high end debauchery.
voc_phone_call_media_00142 Tome_Downtown_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 19: Downtown. The DeWynter Sisters have revitalized downtown to make it the destination for high end debauchery.
interface_cache_media_00050 Tome_Economy Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 3: Economics. The currency of Hell is comprised of forged sins. Every piece of pocket change is actually thoughts of adultery, murder, and gluttony.
interface_media_00031 Tome_Economy Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 3: Economics. The currency of Hell is comprised of forged sins. Every piece of pocket change is actually thoughts of adultery, murder, and gluttony.
voc_phone_call_media_00000 Tome_Economy Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 3: Economics. The currency of Hell is comprised of forged sins. Every piece of pocket change is actually thoughts of adultery, murder, and gluttony.
voc_phone_call_media_00234 Tome_Economy_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 3: Economics. The currency of Hell is comprised of forged sins. Every piece of pocket change is actually thoughts of adultery, murder, and gluttony.
interface_media_00032 Tome_Entertainment_District Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 13: The Den of Eternal Suffering. Don't let the official name scare you, this is wonderful location serves as our entertainment district. Take in one Shakespeare's passion plays, enjoy a septepal-way, or maybe just settle down for a sinfully perfect hot coco. Here you can find it all. Yes, these delights are oppressively expensive but is it really that different from San Francisco?
voc_phone_call_media_00249 Tome_Entertainment_District Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 13: The Den of Eternal Suffering. Don't let the official name scare you, this is wonderful location serves as our entertainment district. Take in one Shakespeare's passion plays, enjoy a septepal-way, or maybe just settle down for a sinfully perfect hot coco. Here you can find it all. Yes, these delights are oppressively expensive but is it really that different from San Francisco?
interface_cache_media_00051 Tome_Entertainment_District Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 13: The Den of Eternal Suffering. Don't let the official name scare you, this is wonderful location serves as our entertainment district. Take in one Shakespeare's passion plays, enjoy a septepal-way, or maybe just settle down for a sinfully perfect hot coco. Here you can find it all. Yes, these delights are oppressively expensive but is it really that different from San Francisco?
voc_phone_call_media_00072 Tome_Entertainment_District_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 13: The Den of Eternal Suffering. Don't let the official name scare you, this is wonderful location serves as our entertainment district. Take in one Shakespeare's passion plays, enjoy a septepal-way, or maybe just settle down for a sinfully perfect hot coco. Here you can find it all. Yes, these delights are oppressively expensive but is it really that different from San Francisco?
voc_phone_call_media_00012 Tome_Eternal_Suffering Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 11: Eternal Suffering. Often the first instinct a newly damned soul has is to kill himself, hoping that it all gets sorted out the second time around. Well... that's a mistake. The soul explodes into a thousand pieces, and slowly, and painfully, reforms over the next 100 years. So the next time you see one of those spineless souls running for cover, you'll have a better idea as to why. Why didn't I lead with that tidbit? To punish those who think they can survive without heeding all my words.
interface_cache_media_00052 Tome_Eternal_Suffering Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 11: Eternal Suffering. Often the first instinct a newly damned soul has is to kill himself, hoping that it all gets sorted out the second time around. Well... that's a mistake. The soul explodes into a thousand pieces, and slowly, and painfully, reforms over the next 100 years. So the next time you see one of those spineless souls running for cover, you'll have a better idea as to why. Why didn't I lead with that tidbit? To punish those who think they can survive without heeding all my words.
interface_media_00033 Tome_Eternal_Suffering Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 11: Eternal Suffering. Often the first instinct a newly damned soul has is to kill himself, hoping that it all gets sorted out the second time around. Well... that's a mistake. The soul explodes into a thousand pieces, and slowly, and painfully, reforms over the next 100 years. So the next time you see one of those spineless souls running for cover, you'll have a better idea as to why. Why didn't I lead with that tidbit? To punish those who think they can survive without heeding all my words.
voc_phone_call_media_00003 Tome_Eternal_Suffering_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 11: Eternal Suffering. Often the first instinct a newly damned soul has is to kill himself, hoping that it all gets sorted out the second time around. Well... that's a mistake. The soul explodes into a thousand pieces, and slowly, and painfully, reforms over the next 100 years. So the next time you see one of those spineless souls running for cover, you'll have a better idea as to why. Why didn't I lead with that tidbit? To punish those who think they can survive without heeding all my words.
interface_media_00034 Tome_Floating_Islands Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 20: The Flotsam of Hell. Newer souls often marvel at the floating islands that surround Hades. The reality is that those islands are not rock at all, but fossilized remains of the beasts of babylon... winged creatures that once served me, but in their hubris dared to believe they could overthrow me. As punishment for their mutiny I encased them in stone where they flew. To this day their blood still rains down, burning the pitiful souls that walk below.
voc_phone_call_media_00022 Tome_Floating_Islands Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 20: The Flotsam of Hell. Newer souls often marvel at the floating islands that surround Hades. The reality is that those islands are not rock at all, but fossilized remains of the beasts of babylon... winged creatures that once served me, but in their hubris dared to believe they could overthrow me. As punishment for their mutiny I encased them in stone where they flew. To this day their blood still rains down, burning the pitiful souls that walk below.
interface_cache_media_00053 Tome_Floating_Islands Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 20: The Flotsam of Hell. Newer souls often marvel at the floating islands that surround Hades. The reality is that those islands are not rock at all, but fossilized remains of the beasts of babylon... winged creatures that once served me, but in their hubris dared to believe they could overthrow me. As punishment for their mutiny I encased them in stone where they flew. To this day their blood still rains down, burning the pitiful souls that walk below.
voc_phone_call_media_00013 Tome_Floating_Islands_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 20: The Flotsam of Hell. Newer souls often marvel at the floating islands that surround Hades. The reality is that those islands are not rock at all, but fossilized remains of the beasts of babylon... winged creatures that once served me, but in their hubris dared to believe they could overthrow me. As punishment for their mutiny I encased them in stone where they flew. To this day their blood still rains down, burning the pitiful souls that walk below.
interface_media_00035 Tome_Forge Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 25. The Forge. For the time being, mineral rights in hell have been granted to the Ultor Corpation, and the Forge is where they mine and process the materials that are used to build the very foundations of hell.
interface_cache_media_00054 Tome_Forge Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 25. The Forge. For the time being, mineral rights in hell have been granted to the Ultor Corpation, and the Forge is where they mine and process the materials that are used to build the very foundations of hell.
voc_phone_call_media_00256 Tome_Forge Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 25. The Forge. For the time being, mineral rights in hell have been granted to the Ultor Corpation, and the Forge is where they mine and process the materials that are used to build the very foundations of hell.
voc_phone_call_media_00169 Tome_Forge_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 25. The Forge. For the time being, mineral rights in hell have been granted to the Ultor Corpation, and the Forge is where they mine and process the materials that are used to build the very foundations of hell.
interface_media_00036 Tome_Grenadiers Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 37. Plague Bearers. The men are just grunts with bigger weapons and a fancier title, but hey it keeps the people happy.
voc_phone_call_media_00075 Tome_Grenadiers Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 37. Plague Bearers. The men are just grunts with bigger weapons and a fancier title, but hey it keeps the people happy.
interface_cache_media_00055 Tome_Grenadiers Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 37. Plague Bearers. The men are just grunts with bigger weapons and a fancier title, but hey it keeps the people happy.
voc_phone_call_media_00211 Tome_Grenadiers_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 37. Plague Bearers. The men are just grunts with bigger weapons and a fancier title, but hey it keeps the people happy.
interface_media_00037 Tome_Grindstone Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 7: The Day To Day. Every day will be terrible.
voc_phone_call_media_00204 Tome_Grindstone Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 7: The Day To Day. Every day will be terrible.
interface_cache_media_00056 Tome_Grindstone Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 7: The Day To Day. Every day will be terrible.
voc_phone_call_media_00073 Tome_Grindstone_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 7: The Day To Day. Every day will be terrible.
voc_phone_call_media_00125 Tome_Imps Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 38. Imps. Little bundles of pure sin, these adorable mischief makers serve as perfect pets or slave labor.
interface_cache_media_00057 Tome_Imps Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 38. Imps. Little bundles of pure sin, these adorable mischief makers serve as perfect pets or slave labor.
interface_media_00038 Tome_Imps Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 38. Imps. Little bundles of pure sin, these adorable mischief makers serve as perfect pets or slave labor.
voc_phone_call_media_00119 Tome_Imps_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 38. Imps. Little bundles of pure sin, these adorable mischief makers serve as perfect pets or slave labor.
voc_phone_call_media_00190 Tome_Invasion Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 9: The Coming War. The time is coming when the Heavenly Host and the Demonic Horde will have their final battle. And while I will personally deal with my father, Hell needs a general that will lead us to victory. Vlad was found wanting... I have my sights on another...
interface_cache_media_00058 Tome_Invasion Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 9: The Coming War. The time is coming when the Heavenly Host and the Demonic Horde will have their final battle. And while I will personally deal with my father, Hell needs a general that will lead us to victory. Vlad was found wanting... I have my sights on another...
interface_media_00039 Tome_Invasion Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 9: The Coming War. The time is coming when the Heavenly Host and the Demonic Horde will have their final battle. And while I will personally deal with my father, Hell needs a general that will lead us to victory. Vlad was found wanting... I have my sights on another...
voc_phone_call_media_00071 Tome_Invasion_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 9: The Coming War. The time is coming when the Heavenly Host and the Demonic Horde will have their final battle. And while I will personally deal with my father, Hell needs a general that will lead us to victory. Vlad was found wanting... I have my sights on another...
interface_cache_media_00059 Tome_Judgment Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 27: Judgment. The destruction of Earth has created a massive influx of souls... however, where as Hell had infrastructure in place to process the souls quickly Heaven languished under Saint Peter's watchful eye. Even now, Saint Peter is only finally processing the last batch of humanity... when the war comes we will be ready, and God will scramble to keep up.
interface_media_00040 Tome_Judgment Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 27: Judgment. The destruction of Earth has created a massive influx of souls... however, where as Hell had infrastructure in place to process the souls quickly Heaven languished under Saint Peter's watchful eye. Even now, Saint Peter is only finally processing the last batch of humanity... when the war comes we will be ready, and God will scramble to keep up.
voc_phone_call_media_00177 Tome_Judgment Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 27: Judgment. The destruction of Earth has created a massive influx of souls... however, where as Hell had infrastructure in place to process the souls quickly Heaven languished under Saint Peter's watchful eye. Even now, Saint Peter is only finally processing the last batch of humanity... when the war comes we will be ready, and God will scramble to keep up.
voc_phone_call_media_00060 Tome_Judgment_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 27: Judgment. The destruction of Earth has created a massive influx of souls... however, where as Hell had infrastructure in place to process the souls quickly Heaven languished under Saint Peter's watchful eye. Even now, Saint Peter is only finally processing the last batch of humanity... when the war comes we will be ready, and God will scramble to keep up.
interface_cache_media_00060 Tome_Legionnaire Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 39. Legionnaires. Second only to the Arch-Dukes, the Legionnaires purposefully wear less armor so that they may embrace every aspect of pain on the battlefield.
voc_phone_call_media_00210 Tome_Legionnaire Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 39. Legionnaires. Second only to the Arch-Dukes, the Legionnaires purposefully wear less armor so that they may embrace every aspect of pain on the battlefield.
interface_media_00041 Tome_Legionnaire Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 39. Legionnaires. Second only to the Arch-Dukes, the Legionnaires purposefully wear less armor so that they may embrace every aspect of pain on the battlefield.
voc_phone_call_media_00165 Tome_Legionnaire_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 39. Legionnaires. Second only to the Arch-Dukes, the Legionnaires purposefully wear less armor so that they may embrace every aspect of pain on the battlefield
interface_cache_media_00061 Tome_Marshaling_Grounds Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 29. The Marshalling Grounds. A marvel of occult engineering, the Marshalling grounds allow my armies to travel effortlessly across hell. Developing the teleportation magic was not without it's incidents however... few can forget the screams of Trinket the bear when he was marched forward to be the first test subject...
interface_media_00042 Tome_Marshaling_Grounds Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 29. The Marshalling Grounds. A marvel of occult engineering, the Marshalling grounds allow my armies to travel effortlessly across hell. Developing the teleportation magic was not without it's incidents however... few can forget the screams of Trinket the bear when he was marched forward to be the first test subject...
voc_phone_call_media_00059 Tome_Marshaling_Grounds Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 29. The Marshalling Grounds. A marvel of occult engineering, the Marshalling grounds allow my armies to travel effortlessly across hell. Developing the teleportation magic was not without it's incidents however... few can forget the screams of Trinket the bear when he was marched forward to be the first test subject...
voc_phone_call_media_00224 Tome_Marshaling_Grounds_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 29. The Marshalling Grounds. A marvel of occult engineering, the Marshalling grounds allow my armies to travel effortlessly across hell. Developing the teleportation magic was not without it's incidents however... few can forget the screams of Trinket the bear when he was marched forward to be the first test subject...
interface_media_00043 Tome_Old_Hades Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 26. Old Hades. When Father cast me out of Heaven he intended Hades to be a pleasant "time out" space. But my fall shattered his gilded cage and my anger twisted Hell into the world that now spreads before you.
voc_phone_call_media_00246 Tome_Old_Hades Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 26. Old Hades. When Father cast me out of Heaven he intended Hades to be a pleasant "time out" space. But my fall shattered his gilded cage and my anger twisted Hell into the world that now spreads before you.
interface_cache_media_00062 Tome_Old_Hades Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 26. Old Hades. When Father cast me out of Heaven he intended Hades to be a pleasant "time out" space. But my fall shattered his gilded cage and my anger twisted Hell into the world that now spreads before you.
voc_phone_call_media_00247 Tome_Old_Hades_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 26. Old Hades. When Father cast me out of Heaven he intended Hades to be a pleasant "time out" space. But my fall shattered his gilded cage and my anger twisted Hell into the world that now spreads before you.
voc_phone_call_media_00091 Tome_PitoftheFirst Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 10: The Pit of the First. The center of New Hades is where I made my decent from heaven. As I crashed into hades I fractured the land into the five islands that now spread before you. As you pass the pit of the first it is customary, though not required, to bow your head in reverence.
interface_cache_media_00063 Tome_PitoftheFirst Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 10: The Pit of the First. The center of New Hades is where I made my decent from heaven. As I crashed into hades I fractured the land into the five islands that now spread before you. As you pass the pit of the first it is customary, though not required, to bow your head in reverence.
interface_media_00044 Tome_PitoftheFirst Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 10: The Pit of the First. The center of New Hades is where I made my decent from heaven. As I crashed into hades I fractured the land into the five islands that now spread before you. As you pass the pit of the first it is customary, though not required, to bow your head in reverence.
voc_phone_call_media_00084 Tome_PitoftheFirst_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 10: The Pit of the First. The center of New Hades is where I made my decent from heaven. As I crashed into hades I fractured the land into the five islands that now spread before you. As you pass the pit of the first it is customary, though not required, to bow your head in reverence.
interface_cache_media_00064 Tome_Promotions Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 2: Promotion. You can never dash dreams without hope to build them in the first place. Which is why I offer you a way out of the simple life of a husk. When a soul is deemed worthy he is given a demon body, a gun, and an incredible sense of pride. Naturally after years of torment from the demonic horde, they are all to eager to be on the other end of punishment... they become the personification of cruelty and ruthlessness: as I intended..
interface_media_00045 Tome_Promotions Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 2: Promotion. You can never dash dreams without hope to build them in the first place. Which is why I offer you a way out of the simple life of a husk. When a soul is deemed worthy he is given a demon body, a gun, and an incredible sense of pride. Naturally after years of torment from the demonic horde, they are all to eager to be on the other end of punishment... they become the personification of cruelty and ruthlessness: as I intended..
voc_phone_call_media_00196 Tome_Promotions Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 2: Promotion. You can never dash dreams without hope to build them in the first place. Which is why I offer you a way out of the simple life of a husk. When a soul is deemed worthy he is given a demon body, a gun, and an incredible sense of pride. Naturally after years of torment from the demonic horde, they are all to eager to be on the other end of punishment... they become the personification of cruelty and ruthlessness: as I intended..
voc_phone_call_media_00014 Tome_Promotions_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 2: Promotion. You can never dash dreams without hope to build them in the first place. Which is why I offer you a way out of the simple life of a husk. When a soul is deemed worthy he is given a demon body, a gun, and an incredible sense of pride. Naturally after years of torment from the demonic horde, they are all to eager to be on the other end of punishment... they become the personification of cruelty and ruthlessness: as I intended..
voc_phone_call_media_00258 Tome_Rambulance Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 28. First Aid. Periodically you may get injured and seek first aid. You may find this to be problematic as ambulances in hell get paid a premium to run people over instead of helping them.
voc_phone_call_media_00040 Tome_Rambulance_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 28. First Aid. Periodically you may get injured and seek first aid. You may find this to be problematic as ambulances in hell get paid a premium to run people over instead of helping them.
interface_cache_media_00066 Tome_River_Styx Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 34. The River Styx. The River Styx surrounds New Hades providing warmth and light. I recommend every soul to go for a swim in the river at least once... it's quite the experience...
voc_phone_call_media_00261 Tome_River_Styx Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 34. The River Styx. The River Styx surrounds New Hades providing warmth and light. I recommend every soul to go for a swim in the river at least once... it's quite the experience...
interface_media_00047 Tome_River_Styx Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 34. The River Styx. The River Styx surrounds New Hades providing warmth and light. I recommend every soul to go for a swim in the river at least once... it's quite the experience...
voc_phone_call_media_00259 Tome_River_Styx_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 34. The River Styx. The River Styx surrounds New Hades providing warmth and light. I recommend every soul to go for a swim in the river at least once... it's quite the experience...
interface_media_00048 Tome_Satan_Fuel Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 32. Interlude. I hope you enjoyed chapter 31's step by step instructions on how to sneak your way into heaven.
interface_cache_media_00067 Tome_Satan_Fuel Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 32. Interlude. I hope you enjoyed chapter 31's step by step instructions on how to sneak your way into heaven.
voc_phone_call_media_00032 Tome_Satan_Fuel Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 32. Interlude. I hope you enjoyed chapter 31's step by step instructions on how to sneak your way into heaven.
voc_phone_call_media_00148 Tome_Satan_Fuel_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 32. Interlude. I hope you enjoyed chapter 31's step by step instructions on how to sneak your way into heaven.
voc_phone_call_media_00076 Tome_Satans_Halo Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 30. The Halo. Forged by God himself, my Halo was a repository of great power. I spent millennia harnessing it's might, and even then I barely scratched the surface of what it was capable of.
interface_media_00049 Tome_Satans_Halo Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 30. The Halo. Forged by God himself, my Halo was a repository of great power. I spent millennia harnessing it's might, and even then I barely scratched the surface of what it was capable of.
interface_cache_media_00068 Tome_Satans_Halo Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 30. The Halo. Forged by God himself, my Halo was a repository of great power. I spent millennia harnessing it's might, and even then I barely scratched the surface of what it was capable of.
voc_phone_call_media_00095 Tome_Satans_Halo_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 30. The Halo. Forged by God himself, my Halo was a repository of great power. I spent millennia harnessing it's might, and even then I barely scratched the surface of what it was capable of.
interface_media_00050 Tome_Seven_Deadly Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 33. The Deadly Sins. No longer just delightful past times, Pride, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Greed and Sloth have become personfied in the form of weapons. Only the most deserving wretched soul will be blessed with one of these treasured artifacts..
voc_phone_call_media_00097 Tome_Seven_Deadly Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 33. The Deadly Sins. No longer just delightful past times, Pride, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Greed and Sloth have become personfied in the form of weapons. Only the most deserving wretched soul will be blessed with one of these treasured artifacts..
interface_cache_media_00069 Tome_Seven_Deadly Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 33. The Deadly Sins. No longer just delightful past times, Pride, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Greed and Sloth have become personfied in the form of weapons. Only the most deserving wretched soul will be blessed with one of these treasured artifacts..
voc_phone_call_media_00048 Tome_Seven_Deadly_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 33. The Deadly Sins. No longer just delightful past times, Pride, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Greed and Sloth have become personfied in the form of weapons. Only the most deserving wretched soul will be blessed with one of these treasured artifacts..
interface_media_00051 Tome_Shadow_Demon Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 40. Shadow Demons. Relentless assassins, the Shadow Demon's teleport from rooftop to rooftop, ensuring that there is no place to run to in hell.
interface_cache_media_00070 Tome_Shadow_Demon Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 40. Shadow Demons. Relentless assassins, the Shadow Demon's teleport from rooftop to rooftop, ensuring that there is no place to run to in hell.
voc_phone_call_media_00108 Tome_Shadow_Demon Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 40. Shadow Demons. Relentless assassins, the Shadow Demon's teleport from rooftop to rooftop, ensuring that there is no place to run to in hell.
voc_phone_call_media_00069 Tome_Shadow_Demon_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 40. Shadow Demons. Relentless assassins, the Shadow Demon's teleport from rooftop to rooftop, ensuring that there is no place to run to in hell...
interface_media_00052 Tome_Shantytown Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 16. Shantytown. Unless you are particularly enterprising, or have powerful friends, you will ultimately find yourself in Shantytown. It's crowded, oppressive, and your neighbors will likely try to murder you to steal whatever paltry wealth you've amassed. Enjoy your eternity.
voc_phone_call_media_00044 Tome_Shantytown Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 16. Shantytown. Unless you are particularly enterprising, or have powerful friends, you will ultimately find yourself in Shantytown. It's crowded, oppressive, and your neighbors will likely try to murder you to steal whatever paltry wealth you've amassed. Enjoy your eternity.
interface_cache_media_00071 Tome_Shantytown Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 16. Shantytown. Unless you are particularly enterprising, or have powerful friends, you will ultimately find yourself in Shantytown. It's crowded, oppressive, and your neighbors will likely try to murder you to steal whatever paltry wealth you've amassed. Enjoy your eternity.
voc_phone_call_media_00131 Tome_Shantytown_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 16. Shantytown. Unless you are particularly enterprising, or have powerful friends, you will ultimately find yourself in Shantytown. It's crowded, oppressive, and your neighbors will likely try to murder you to steal whatever paltry wealth you've amassed. Enjoy your eternity.
interface_media_00053 Tome_Sin_Orbs Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 5: On Hording Sins. Some of the more frugal of the Damned take all of their worldly possessions with them when they travel, fearful of leaving things behind where they can be taken. Naturally I've made it incredibly easy for you to spot those individuals so you may mug them and capture the sins for yourself.
interface_cache_media_00072 Tome_Sin_Orbs Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 5: On Hording Sins. Some of the more frugal of the Damned take all of their worldly possessions with them when they travel, fearful of leaving things behind where they can be taken. Naturally I've made it incredibly easy for you to spot those individuals so you may mug them and capture the sins for yourself.
voc_phone_call_media_00120 Tome_Sin_Orbs Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 5: On Hording Sins. Some of the more frugal of the Damned take all of their worldly possessions with them when they travel, fearful of leaving things behind where they can be taken. Naturally I've made it incredibly easy for you to spot those individuals so you may mug them and capture the sins for yourself.
voc_phone_call_media_00241 Tome_Sin_Orbs_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 5: On Hording Sins. Some of the more frugal of the Damned take all of their worldly possessions with them when they travel, fearful of leaving things behind where they can be taken. Naturally I've made it incredibly easy for you to spot those individuals so you may mug them and capture the sins for yourself.
interface_media_00054 Tome_Sinterpol Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 23: Sinterpol. This privatized militia is one of two primary peace keeper groups in Hell. Obey them and they may only beat you within an inch of your life.
interface_cache_media_00073 Tome_Sinterpol Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 23: Sinterpol. This privatized militia is one of two primary peace keeper groups in Hell. Obey them and they may only beat you within an inch of your life.
voc_phone_call_media_00198 Tome_Sinterpol Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 23: Sinterpol. This privatized militia is one of two primary peace keeper groups in Hell. Obey them and they may only beat you within an inch of your life.
voc_phone_call_media_00163 Tome_Sinterpol_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 23: Sinterpol. This privatized militia is one of two primary peace keeper groups in Hell. Obey them and they may only beat you within an inch of your life.
interface_cache_media_00074 Tome_Soul_Clusters Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 4: Keeping Your City Clean. As is imaginable after an influx of souls from an exploding earth, some souls slip through the cracks. These unrefined souls litter our fair city and could be a quick source of upward mobility to an individual who finds as many as they can. While the promise of economic mobility seems promising and not "hell like", naturally such prizes are highly contested and are the source of many conflicts.
interface_media_00055 Tome_Soul_Clusters Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 4: Keeping Your City Clean. As is imaginable after an influx of souls from an exploding earth, some souls slip through the cracks. These unrefined souls litter our fair city and could be a quick source of upward mobility to an individual who finds as many as they can. While the promise of economic mobility seems promising and not "hell like", naturally such prizes are highly contested and are the source of many conflicts.
voc_phone_call_media_00122 Tome_Soul_Clusters Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 4: Keeping Your City Clean. As is imaginable after an influx of souls from an exploding earth, some souls slip through the cracks. These unrefined souls litter our fair city and could be a quick source of upward mobility to an individual who finds as many as they can. While the promise of economic mobility seems promising and not "hell like", naturally such prizes are highly contested and are the source of many conflicts.
voc_phone_call_media_00046 Tome_Soul_Clusters_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 4: Keeping Your City Clean. As is imaginable after an influx of souls from an exploding earth, some souls slip through the cracks. These unrefined souls litter our fair city and could be a quick source of upward mobility to an individual who finds as many as they can. While the promise of economic mobility seems promising and not "hell like", naturally such prizes are highly contested and are the source of many conflicts.
interface_cache_media_00075 Tome_Soul_Drain Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 6: Soul Drains. Runaway sins are attracted to these drains so that every unclaimed penny can fill my coffers. I also enjoy dancing shows and found the name ironic.
interface_media_00056 Tome_Soul_Drain Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 6: Soul Drains. Runaway sins are attracted to these drains so that every unclaimed penny can fill my coffers. I also enjoy dancing shows and found the name ironic.
voc_phone_call_media_00086 Tome_Soul_Drain Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 6: Soul Drains. Runaway sins are attracted to these drains so that every unclaimed penny can fill my coffers. I also enjoy dancing shows and found the name ironic.
voc_phone_call_media_00206 Tome_Soul_Drain_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 6: Soul Drains. Runaway sins are attracted to these drains so that every unclaimed penny can fill my coffers. I also enjoy dancing shows and found the name ironic.
interface_cache_media_00076 Tome_Spires Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 22: The Spires. Our aerial defenses are a precious commodity and are only to be deployed upon angelic threat.
voc_phone_call_media_00093 Tome_Spires Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 22: The Spires. Our aerial defenses are a precious commodity and are only to be deployed upon angelic threat.
interface_media_00057 Tome_Spires Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 22: The Spires. Our aerial defenses are a precious commodity and are only to be deployed upon angelic threat.
voc_phone_call_media_00182 Tome_Spires_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 22: The Spires. Our aerial defenses are a precious commodity and are only to be deployed upon angelic threat.
voc_phone_call_media_00229 Tome_The_Damned Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 1: The Damned. Welcome to Hell oh ye of questionable morality. Who you were on Earth no longer matters. When you arrive here everyone from the mightiest crime lord to the elderly gentlemen who takes pens from banks begin the same way: as wretched ghouls wandering the streets. As a shadow of a man, you are stripped of your sins, and condemned to a meaningless existence... eternal playthings for a demonic host who is all too eager to ply its trade.
interface_media_00058 Tome_The_Damned Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 1: The Damned. Welcome to Hell oh ye of questionable morality. Who you were on Earth no longer matters. When you arrive here everyone from the mightiest crime lord to the elderly gentlemen who takes pens from banks begin the same way: as wretched ghouls wandering the streets. As a shadow of a man, you are stripped of your sins, and condemned to a meaningless existence... eternal playthings for a demonic host who is all too eager to ply its trade.
interface_cache_media_00077 Tome_The_Damned Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 1: The Damned. Welcome to Hell oh ye of questionable morality. Who you were on Earth no longer matters. When you arrive here everyone from the mightiest crime lord to the elderly gentlemen who takes pens from banks begin the same way: as wretched ghouls wandering the streets. As a shadow of a man, you are stripped of your sins, and condemned to a meaningless existence... eternal playthings for a demonic host who is all too eager to ply its trade.
voc_phone_call_media_00023 Tome_The_Damned_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 1: The Damned. Welcome to Hell oh ye of questionable morality. Who you were on Earth no longer matters. When you arrive here everyone from the mightiest crime lord to the elderly gentlemen who takes pens from banks begin the same way: as wretched ghouls wandering the streets. As a shadow of a man, you are stripped of your sins, and condemned to a meaningless existence... eternal playthings for a demonic host who is all to eager to ply it's trade.
interface_cache_media_00078 Tome_ThePowerful Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 15: The Powerful. You'll notice a few souls that don't look like the others. These damned citizens have paid enough wages of sin as tithes to transform their appearance into one reminiscent of their former life.
voc_phone_call_media_00113 Tome_ThePowerful Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 15: The Powerful. You'll notice a few souls that don't look like the others. These damned citizens have paid enough wages of sin as tithes to transform their appearance into one reminiscent of their former life.
interface_media_00059 Tome_ThePowerful Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 15: The Powerful. You'll notice a few souls that don't look like the others. These damned citizens have paid enough wages of sin as tithes to transform their appearance into one reminiscent of their former life.
voc_phone_call_media_00160 Tome_ThePowerful_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 15: The Powerful. You'll notice a few souls that don't look like the others. These damned citizens have paid enough wages of sin as tithes to transform their appearance into one reminiscent of their former life.
voc_phone_call_media_00047 Tome_Transportation Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 21: Transportation. The price of vehicles in hell often bar all but the most enterprising souls to acquire one. Yes they are often stolen. Yes they have a tendency to spontaneously combust. But the thrill of driving with the windows rolled down even for a day can be worth the decades it takes to afford a new one. Oh, and we also don't offer insurance.
interface_media_00060 Tome_Transportation Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 21: Transportation. The price of vehicles in hell often bar all but the most enterprising souls to acquire one. Yes they are often stolen. Yes they have a tendency to spontaneously combust. But the thrill of driving with the windows rolled down even for a day can be worth the decades it takes to afford a new one. Oh, and we also don't offer insurance.
interface_cache_media_00079 Tome_Transportation Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 21: Transportation. The price of vehicles in hell often bar all but the most enterprising souls to acquire one. Yes they are often stolen. Yes they have a tendency to spontaneously combust. But the thrill of driving with the windows rolled down even for a day can be worth the decades it takes to afford a new one. Oh, and we also don't offer insurance.
voc_phone_call_media_00188 Tome_Transportation_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 21: Transportation. The price of vehicles in hell often bar all but the most enterprising souls to acquire one. Yes they are often stolen. Yes they have a tendency to spontaneously combust. But the thrill of driving with the windows rolled down even for a day can be worth the decades it takes to afford a new one. Oh, and we also don't offer insurance.
voc_phone_call_media_00111 Tome_Ultor Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 14: The Ultor Corporation. Dane Vogel is an example for what the best of you can become... a businessman who serves as my thrall. This mega corporation exists at my leisure... and assuming it continues to serve my interests, I will allow it to persist.
interface_cache_media_00080 Tome_Ultor Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 14: The Ultor Corporation. Dane Vogel is an example for what the best of you can become... a businessman who serves as my thrall. This mega corporation exists at my leisure... and assuming it continues to serve my interests, I will allow it to persist.
interface_media_00061 Tome_Ultor Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 14: The Ultor Corporation. Dane Vogel is an example for what the best of you can become... a businessman who serves as my thrall. This mega corporation exists at my leisure... and assuming it continues to serve my interests, I will allow it to persist.
voc_phone_call_media_00129 Tome_Ultor_UI Phone_Call A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 14: The Ultor Corporation. Dane Vogel is an example for what the best of you can become... a businessman who serves as my thrall. This mega corporation exists at my leisure... and assuming it continues to serve my interests, I will allow it to persist.
voc_phone_call_media_00100 Vlad_Tome_1 Phone_Call When I arrived to hell my reputation preceded me and Satan was quick to court my aid. He promised me a new body, a fiefdom, and a castle in exchange for loyalty...I happily agreed. I trained his army, maintained the peace, and ferretted out Satan's enemies... but all of my loyalty meant nothing when I committed the unforgiveable sin of failure.
voc_phone_call_media_00016 Vlad_Tome_1_UI Phone_Call When I arrived to hell my reputation preceded me and Satan was quick to court my aid. He promised me a new body, a fiefdom, and a castle in exchange for loyalty...I happily agreed. I trained his army, maintained the peace, and ferretted out Satan's enemies... but all of my loyalty meant nothing when I committed the unforgiveable sin of failure.
voc_phone_call_media_00244 Vlad_Tome_2 Phone_Call I lead Hell's army in the last war... I warned Satan that we didn't have the forces for a prolonged conflict but Satan demanded action. Ever the soldier, I obeyed... but despite my best efforts the angelic host decimated my forces, just as I said they would. Satan was outraged and blamed me for his poor judgment, and sentenced me to eternal torture...
voc_phone_call_media_00050 Vlad_Tome_2_UI Phone_Call I lead Hell's army in the last war... I warned Satan that we didn't have the forces for a prolonged conflict but Satan demanded action. Ever the soldier, I obeyed... but despite my best efforts the angelic host decimated my forces, just as I said they would. Satan was outraged and blamed me for his poor judgment, and sentenced me to eternal torture...
voc_phone_call_media_00149 Vlad_Tome_3 Phone_Call I tried to escape that insidious prison time and time again... but it was useless. The wheels on the bus kept going round and round.... Round and round... round and round...
voc_phone_call_media_00228 Vlad_Tome_3_UI Phone_Call I tried to escape that insidious prison time and time again... but it was useless. The wheels on the bus kept going round and round.... Round and round... round and round...
voc_phone_call_media_00251 Vlad_Tome_4 Phone_Call Returning home was not the experience I had hoped it to be. It was desecrated by lost souls that thought it would be "fun" to throw events on my property while I was away... I hope the "beer pong" games were worth it to them... because when I find them they will all beg for the mercy I will never give.
voc_phone_call_media_00055 Vlad_Tome_4_UI Phone_Call Returning home was not the experience I had hoped it to be. It was desecrated by lost souls that thought it would be "fun" to throw events on my property while I was away... I hope the "beer pong" games were worth it to them... because when I find them they will all beg for the mercy I will never give.
voc_phone_call_media_00104 Vlad_Tome_5 Phone_Call The fiefdom I control has since fallen into disrepair since my incarceration, but the land and all the souls that reside there are still my responsibility. My subjects will at first be loyal out of fear... but after they obey, they will see that I can be a magnanimous ruler and their lives will be better for my involvement.
voc_phone_call_media_00001 Vlad_Tome_5_UI Phone_Call The fiefdom I control has since fallen into disrepair since my incarceration, but the land and all the souls that reside there are still my responsibility. My subjects will at first be loyal out of fear... but after they obey, they will see that I can be a magnanimous ruler and their lives will be better for my involvement.
voc_jane_austen_media_00000 Torment Fraud Monologue 01 Jane_Austen While his wife Laura was admitted into heaven, the Heavenly Father was less forgiving of poor Tobias, who's shirtless antics as a crazed drug dealer firmly earned him a place inside the great Inferno. However, ever the optimist, Tobias tried to look on the bright side of being transformed into a Husk... after all, while the removal of his signature dreadlocks was a disappointment, he was finally free from having to wear pants ever again. But while perpetual commando appealed to Tobias, he still yearned for Laura and her delightful snickerdoodles. Touched by his story, and terrified by his demeanor, Legal Lee worked with renewed purpose to unite the two lovers.
voc_jane_austen_media_00002 Torment Fraud Monologue 02 Jane_Austen Dante said that the deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers, and as such it should come as no surprise that Troy Bradshaw found himself in the depths of hell. However, in the case of Mr. Bradshaw, Legal Lee was confident that he could find a way to game the system. After all, Troy betrayed the Saints because of his obligations to the Stilwater PD... and later, Troy turned his back on his fellow policemen because of a sense of obligation he had to The Saints. He was a man conflicted, and while "The road to hell is paved with good intentions", ultimately even in perdition it would be cruel to punish a man for eternity for doing what they sincerely believed to be the right thing.
voc_jane_austen_media_00001 Torment Fraud Monologue 03 Jane_Austen Luz was a woman with impeccable taste in shoes, but horrible judgment when it came to men. Once the girlfriend of Stilwater drug kingpin Angelo Lopez, Luz found herself bouncing from one Columbian drug Czar to the next... she knew what she was doing was wrong, but let's be honest, who can really afford red sole stilettos without a little drug money. But here in the fiery pit, with her possessions stripped bare, she had time to reflect on her past choices and realize her mistakes. Legal Lee saw a penitent woman, and was compelled to help her. Of course, she could have been totally unrepentant and Legal Lee would still have helped her, but at least a lesson was learned.
voc_vlad_media_00013 Castle Blackbeard Comment Vlad I hate making pacts with criminals, but I will stand with Blackbeard if it means getting my revenge...
voc_vlad_media_00092 Castle Dane Comment Vlad It is impressive to find a mortal to thrive in Hell. Dane Vogel makes a powerful ally.
voc_vlad_media_00094 Castle Jezebel Comment Vlad A vision like Jezebel should not be squirreled away in an ivory tower...
voc_vlad_media_00014 Castle Random Comment 01 Vlad The armies of hell are rightfully mine!
voc_vlad_media_00052 Castle Random Comment 02 Vlad It is hard to believe Dane Vogel created all of this...here.
voc_vlad_media_00089 Castle Random Comment 03 Vlad Satan was a fool to turn against me...
voc_vlad_media_00091 Castle Random Comment 04 Vlad With every plastic cup I find around my castle, my blood lust grows...
voc_vlad_media_00095 Castle Random Comment 05 Vlad Hell has become soft and complacent... in my day the idea of a "downtown hell" would be ludicrous.
voc_vlad_media_00026 Castle Random Comment 06 Vlad That infernal song haunts me in my dreams...
voc_vlad_media_00000 Castle Random Comment 07 Vlad *hums wheels on the bus* AGHHH!
voc_vlad_media_00036 Castle Random Comment 08 Vlad I will reclaim my army, and destroy any who stand in my way...
voc_vlad_media_00037 Castle Satan Comment Vlad I'll see Satan writhe on a pike...
voc_vlad_media_00016 Castle Shakespeare Comment Vlad I do not trust the Bard, he has an agenda all of his own...
voc_vlad_media_00051 Castle Twins Comment Vlad Viola and Kiki are hunted by someone from their past, it's the only explanation for Sinterpol's sudden attack...
voc_dane_media_00110 Loyalty Mission Complete Dane Thanks for the help...nice to know those guys won't be bothering me for a couple hundred years...
voc_blackbeard_media_00044 Loyalty Mission Complete Blackbeard Now it's time to sit back, grab a drink and watch Satan squirm.
voc_blackbeard_media_00098 Loyalty Mission Intro Blackbeard Dane says that stealing the wages from the Extraction Facility has profoundly impacted Satan's economy. Take out the remaining facilities to really cripple him.
voc_dane_media_00139 Loyalty Mission Intro Dane Listen, I know you're all hellbent on saving the president. I get it. But if you're interested I got a errands I need help with... I promise it'll be worth your time...
voc_blackbeard_media_00000 Ship Dane Comment Blackbeard Yar, Dane an I go way back... Well six years which I suppose isn't terribly impressive but for me it's pretty good.
voc_blackbeard_media_00086 Ship Jezebel Comment Blackbeard Cutest little thing thar, that Jezebel. Not sure if ya had yar eyes open, but there be a serious lack of cute down here.
voc_blackbeard_media_00034 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard Ah... If I could only get this old girl sailing again.
voc_blackbeard_media_00033 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard Dane keeps inviting me to play squash...it sounds too erotic for my tastes.
voc_blackbeard_media_00027 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard Lava is a poor substitute for water. Mostly because lava will kill you if you try to swim in it.
voc_blackbeard_media_00030 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard Behold! The Queen Anne's Revenge... or at least a full scale reproduction.
voc_blackbeard_media_00032 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard If I had a first mate like you when I was alive, the whole world would have shuttered.
voc_blackbeard_media_00025 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard I need to get these imps in line.
voc_blackbeard_media_00031 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard When were done destabilizing hell you can come sailing with me, its liberating.
voc_blackbeard_media_00028 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard I'll tell ya, after getting yar head clea'ed from yer body, thar isn't much that scares ya.
voc_blackbeard_media_00026 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard I really don't have a stance on the appropriation of pirate culture for theme parks.
voc_blackbeard_media_00029 Ship Random Comment Blackbeard I'm a man in need of a proper taco.
voc_blackbeard_media_00012 Ship Satan Comment Blackbeard I bow to no crown, not even when Satan himself wears it.
voc_blackbeard_media_00074 Ship Shakespeare Comment Blackbeard A word to the wise do not fuck with Shakespeare.
voc_blackbeard_media_00081 Ship Twins Comment Blackbeard Dane has a soft spot for Kiki, I hope it doesn't get him killed.
voc_blackbeard_media_00076 Ship Vlad Comment Blackbeard Vlad's a little too intense for my liking. He's that guy.
voc_blackbeard_media_00095 Ultor After Backdoor Comment Blackbeard Yer gunna have to tell me all about the devil's trophy room, one of these days. Ah've always dreamt of it.
voc_dane_media_00134 Ultor After Backdoor Comment Dane Feel free to say "Thanks Dane" whenever you want...
voc_vlad_media_00011 Ultor After Backdoor Comment Vlad So you have seen the inside of the Dark One's stronghold? Not many can boast that accomplishment with their soul intact.
voc_dane_media_00127 Ultor After Drained Comment Dane Ya I feel like our relationship has really blossomed...I bet there was a time, like yesterday for instance, where you would have let me be tortured to death.
voc_blackbeard_media_00068 Ultor After Drained Comment Blackbeard Thanks for saving me from those bastards... It felt like I was bein' inappropriate with a bee's nest.
voc_vlad_media_00017 Ultor After Drained Comment Vlad Again you saved me, Saint... for that I am bound by blood.
voc_blackbeard_media_00079 Ultor After Extraction Comment Blackbeard I loved making memories with Gallows Dodger...
voc_dane_media_00053 Ultor After Fraud Comment Dane Looks like you fast tracked a couple of my clients straight to the big 'white n' fluffy'.
voc_vlad_media_00070 Ultor After Hazing Comment Vlad The popped collars have suffered... justice has been met.
voc_dane_media_00136 Ultor After Hazing Comment Dane Thanks for dealing with that frat, I couldn't take Vlad's bitching much longer...
voc_blackbeard_media_00084 Ultor After Hazing Comment Blackbeard There's nothing worse than a self righteous prick wearing pastels...
voc_dane_media_00060 Ultor After Hellblazing Comment Dane You're getting good at the flying thing.
voc_dane_media_00130 Ultor After Impfest Comment Dane Men like Blackbeard are the best to work with, you always know what they're looking for...
voc_blackbeard_media_00094 Ultor After Impfest Comment Blackbeard Thanks for helping me deal with the crew...
voc_dane_media_00091 Ultor After Jail Comment Dane Remember, Vlad used to be Hell's general... keep him on your good side.
voc_blackbeard_media_00041 Ultor After Jail Comment Blackbeard Be careful around Vlad... I'm motived by money... he's motivated by mad whims...
voc_vlad_media_00074 Ultor After Marshaling Comment Vlad Killing the Arch-Dukes is no small feat... I trained them myself...
voc_dane_media_00116 Ultor After Mayhem Comment Dane Did your hear the news? The newspaper are calling you an angelic terrorist... keep it up.
voc_dane_media_00015 Ultor After Salvation Comment Dane Good job making us money... and saving souls... that's important too I guess.
voc_blackbeard_media_00051 Ultor After Treasury Comment Blackbeard The riches keep rolling in...
voc_dane_media_00084 Ultor After Treasury Comment Dane Nice work hitting Satan's treasury...
voc_dane_media_00119 Ultor Blackbeard Comment Dane One of these day's I'm going to get Blackbeard off that boat and onto the fucking squash court...
voc_vlad_media_00080 Ultor Blackbeard Comment Vlad Lawless men like Blackbeard can never be trusted...
voc_vlad_media_00078 Ultor Dane Comment Vlad Dane is a shrewd man... be wary of shrewd men...
voc_blackbeard_media_00075 Ultor Dane Comment Blackbeard I think the time might come to play old cupid for Dane and Kiki...
voc_blackbeard_media_00069 Ultor EVENT Comment Blackbeard Attacking a man in their home is despicable... on their means of transport however...
voc_vlad_media_00066 Ultor EVENT Comment Vlad I have suffered many indignities, but I will rise above my shame my slaughtering hundreds...
voc_blackbeard_media_00101 Ultor Generic Comment Blackbeard I never thought I would be interested in corporate sponsership, but the dental is pretty nice...
voc_dane_media_00048 Ultor Generic Comment Dane You may be wondering how I kept my mortal form unlike most of the sad sacks down here, the answer is money, lots and lots of money.
voc_dane_media_00049 Ultor Generic Comment Dane I don't know what it is but overthrowing a government always makes me want to have some scotch.
voc_dane_media_00080 Ultor Generic Comment Dane Some Nordic company bought the Ultor mineral rights to Mars.
voc_dane_media_00081 Ultor Generic Comment Dane I really need to hire a fucking receptionist...
voc_vlad_media_00084 Ultor Generic Comment Vlad I once had a protégé named Blake... in life he was an ivy league lacrosse player. He was annoying, but viscious on the field of battle... no doubt he was behind the desecration of my castle...
voc_dane_media_00047 Ultor Generic Comment Dane Satan is always getting on my ass about throwing a Christmas party every year, but it's like: hey big guy, I got a corporate culture to maintain...
voc_vlad_media_00085 Ultor Generic Comment Vlad I wonder if Kinzie would let me call her Mina...
voc_dane_media_00078 Ultor Generic Comment Dane I wonder what Kiki's up to...
voc_blackbeard_media_00100 Ultor Generic Comment Blackbeard The Barrens are my dominion... and heaven help those who would try to take it from me...
voc_blackbeard_media_00103 Ultor Generic Comment Blackbeard I should get start on me memoirs... the tales I could tell...
voc_vlad_media_00082 Ultor Generic Comment Vlad Much time has passed since my torture... I don't care for what Hell has become...
voc_dane_media_00079 Ultor Generic Comment Dane For what it's worth, all things considered I'm kinda living the dream...
voc_vlad_media_00086 Ultor Generic Comment Vlad Johnny Gat is an inspiration to us all... his violence is perfection...
voc_blackbeard_media_00102 Ultor Generic Comment Blackbeard People call me a sterotype sometimes. Words hurt.
voc_blackbeard_media_00104 Ultor Generic Comment Blackbeard I'm glad Shakespeare and I have an accord...
voc_vlad_media_00083 Ultor Generic Comment Vlad There was a time when no one would dream of defiling my castle... I need to remind people who I am...
voc_dane_media_00077 Ultor Generic Comment Dane One of these days I'm going to convince the big guy to let me open up a branch in Heaven....
voc_dane_media_00141 Ultor Jezebel Comment Dane Jezebel doesn't belong down here. Now that I think about it I don't belong down here, I got shot in the face for trying to get rid of a fucking street gang...
voc_blackbeard_media_00022 Ultor Jezebel Comment Blackbeard Your boss could do worse than marrying Jezebel, she's a sweet girl.
voc_blackbeard_media_00096 Ultor Kinzie Comment Blackbeard A lot of people seem scared of Gat, but Kinzie... she's the one to watch out for...
voc_vlad_media_00008 Ultor Kinzie Comment Vlad Kinzie is so... precoucious...
voc_dane_media_00135 Ultor Kinzie Comment Dane I think Kinzie would fuck me.
voc_dane_media_00021 Ultor Satan Comment Dane Satan could have avoided all of this if he just listened...
voc_vlad_media_00001 Ultor Satan Comment Vlad Satan has grown complacient, and it will be his downfall.
voc_blackbeard_media_00013 Ultor Satan Comment Blackbeard When where through in hell, eternity will remember our names...
voc_dane_media_00062 Ultor Shakespeare Comment Dane I'm not into Shakespeare's whole creepy mask thing... reminds me too much of that sex party I went to.
voc_dane_media_00004 Ultor Twins Comment Dane I like working with the DeWynter's...smart and capable people are in short supply down here.
voc_blackbeard_media_00087 Ultor Vlad Comment Blackbeard Be thankful Vlad is standing next to you and behind you...
voc_dane_media_00009 Ultor Vlad Comment Dane Vlad's really gotta pick up another hobby beyond putting people on spikes...
voc_dane_media_00117 Vending machine Intro Dane Check out the vending machine near the Ultor building. Is it a special vending machine? No. Have you bought stuff from a store already? Probably. But I would be remised as your guide if I didn't show you the basics.
voc_phone_call_media_00090 Vending machine Intro Phone_Call Check out the vending machine near the Ultor building. Is it a special vending machine? No. Have you bought stuff from a store already? Probably. But I would be remised as your guide if I didn't show you the basics.

CutscenesEdit

gat_complete_barrens_01 == Blackbeard was pleased.  While some would call dominion of The Barrens a small prize, to Blackbeard it was exactly what he needed: an out of the way place to horde his treasure and live like a bandit king.
gat_complete_downtown_01 == Downtown was secured, but the DeWynter's knew it was only a matter of time before another storm arose.
gat_complete_downtown_02 == They had no idea how right they were.
gat_complete_entertainment_01 == With the entertainment district completely under his control, Shakespeare again found himself in the lime light.
gat_complete_entertainment_02 == The denizens of hell reacted in a similar fashion to a mortal students throughout America: First, they feared him. Then, they hated him. Finally, they loved him.
gat_complete_forge_01 == Despite what he told Johnny upon their first meeting in hell, Dane had other motivations for standing against the Prince of Darkness.
gat_complete_forge_02 == Upon first arriving in hell, Dane approached Satan with an open hand.
gat_complete_forge_03 == However no matter how much Dane tried to build a working relationship, the Devil only begrudgingly extended the lightest of professional courtesy.
gat_complete_forge_04 == Dane had no issue working with people. But being treated as a pawn, not as a partner, was beneath him.
gat_complete_forge_05 == He was insulted, and for that Dane would see Satan brought low... and he knew exactly how to do it.
gat_complete_island_01 == The alliance that Johnny brought together had far reaching effects throughout the afterlife. For centuries, the Ultor Alliance ruled in relative peace until a new threat emerged...
gat_complete_island_02 == A secret cabal that plotted to strike at a time of complacency. The war was long and tumultuous but in the end, The Ultor Alliance prevailed. So what then became of those who aided Gat?
gat_complete_island_03 == Dane's partnership with Johnny changed him more than he knew. When William Sharp abducted Kiki, Dane risked his life to save her.
gat_complete_island_04 == The two got married soon after - naturally an iron clad prenup was agreed to. Sharp is now their pool boy.
gat_complete_island_05 == Vlad's castle was returned to it's former, terrifying, glory. Killbane's screams echo throughout the Shantytown a permanent reminder of what comes to those who question Vlad's dominion.
gat_complete_island_06 == Blackbeard now sails across the sky on the Queen's Anne's Revenge, searching for any others who would threaten the Alliance's control and pressing them into service.
gat_complete_island_07 == Shakespeare's considerable fame only skyrocketed when he unveiled his latest opus: The Live Burial, Exhumation, and Re-Burial of Shogo Akuji.
gat_complete_island_08 == The critics and audiences loved it. Shogo: not so much.
gat_complete_island_09 == People kept on tormenting Dex. The payback was well overdue.
gat_complete_island_10 == But Viola looked not for power or revenge. The deal she sought was of a different nature?
gat_complete_island_11 == Ever a realist, Viola knew there was no way to barter her way past the pearly gates. But she was quite confident she could reach a different arrangement with god.
gat_complete_island_12 == An annual conference between representatives of heaven and hell.
gat_complete_island_13 == It's really just an excuse for them to play volleyball.
gat_complete_shanty_01 == Vlad was Dane's favorite type of business partner... a perfect mix of ruthlessness and integrity.
gat_complete_shanty_02 ==  In exchange for his help against Satan, Dane vowed to keep Ultor interests out of the Shanty Town -
gat_complete_shanty_03 == Save of the occasional ad buys, naturally-
gat_mach_mayhem_01 == OK, I have a thought on how we can get the attention of Satan, and I really think you'll like this one.
gat_mach_mayhem_02 == BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING!
gat_mach_mayhem_03 == Demons! Cars! Fences are real popular!
gat_mach_mayhem_04 == Just tear this place apart!
gat_mm_altar_01 == Hey, looks like you kicked the dust off of one of those ancient altars.
gat_mm_altar_02 == Whenever you find the right power to activate one of these things (and let?s be honest, you have four to choose from, it's not rocket science), you'll be imbued with a new arcane element for that power.
gat_mm_altar_03 == Sounds too good to be true?  Well it kinda is.  Once you steal the power from the altar a bunch of guardians will appear and try to kill you.
gat_mm_altar_04 == But if you use your new power to clear 'em out it's yours to keep.
gat_mm_drained_01 == <beep of an answering machine>
gat_mm_drained_02 == Gat, you gotta hurry - Satan's onto us and he's storming the Ultor build- Hey, GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME, YOU TROGLAYDITE !
gat_mm_drained_03 == We have your friends, mortal? and they will writhe until their screams no longer please us.
gat_mm_extraction_01 == You've just entered one of four Soul Extraction facilities.
gat_mm_extraction_02 == This is where souls enter Hell to have their sins removed, and then thrown to the streets to wander for eternity.
gat_mm_extraction_03 == Now make no mistake, this isn't Satan being magnanimous? sins are the currency in hell... that means these places are the cornerstone of his income.
gat_mm_extraction_04 == There's three sections of the facility. To fully take it over you'll need to capture all three. But be careful. Satan's goons are going to be looking to reclaim any section you're not guarding.
gat_mm_extraction_05 == You pull this off, you'll  hurt Satan and Ultor makes money.  It's win-win.
gat_mm_glyph_01 == I got word from Blackbeard that every island has a treasure chest hidden on it.
gat_mm_glyph_02 == What's in the chest? I don't know; I'm not a fucking pirate.
gat_mm_glyph_03 == What I do know is that if you want to get that thing open, you have to find three corresponding glyphs.
gat_mm_glyph_04 == Look on the bright side, nothing is trying to kill you.
gat_mm_hell_intro_01 == Here's the deal. If you want some face time with Satan, you need to get his attention.
gat_mm_hell_intro_02 == Now Satan, hates being challenged so anything you do to undermine his control is good.
gat_mm_hell_intro_03 == Fraud, mayhem, shooting demons in the face? anything.
gat_mm_hell_intro_04 == You can keep track of Satan's wrath with this handy meter. Get it high enough, and you'll be having drinks with big red in no time.
gat_mm_hell_intro_05 == I've compiled a list of shit to do, so take a look and do whatever sounds fun.
gat_mm_hell_intro_06 == Oh! One more thing.
gat_mm_hell_intro_07 == We have some potential allies down here. Trust me?
gat_mm_hell_intro_08 == You want to impress them.
gat_mm_hellblazing_01 == Alright buddy, let?s take this opportunity to stretch those wings.
gat_mm_hellblazing_02 == I?ve set up a rudimentary flight path through the city, all you need to do is hit the checkpoints in the order they appear.
gat_mm_hellblazing_03 == Now because I'm a swell guy I put some orbs out there to help you...
gat_mm_hellblazing_04 == The white ones will recharge your wings, the green ones will give you more stamina... Let's go.
gat_mm_marshaling_01 == Alright, you found one of the marshalling grounds.
gat_mm_marshaling_02 == Satan uses these things to arm and send off armies to crush his enemies.
gat_mm_marshaling_03 == If you convert all the control stones we should be able to use them to get around hell even faster.
gat_mm_marshaling_04 == Predictably, there's a terrifying  Arch-Demon protecting the Marshalling Grounds so it's gonna be a fight.
gat_mm_marshaling_05 == Don't worry though.
gat_mm_marshaling_06 == Well, maybe you should worry, it's scary fucking demon, but whatever you'll figure it out.
gat_mm_pledge_01 == I know this is petty, but Vlad won't stop bitching about some frat boys that tossed his castle when he was locked up.
gat_mm_pledge_02 == Personally, I got nothing against poli-sci majors with popped collars, but as a general rule I like to keep people with nicknames like "The Impaler" happy.
gat_mm_pledge_03 == It'll really keep things going smoothly with Vlad if you could show up to one of the frats pledge games and smack 'em around a bit.
gat_mm_pledge_04 == Who knows, maybe you'll make some friends and isn't that what college is really about?
gat_mm_salvation_01 == Alright: it's Salvation time.
gat_mm_salvation_02 == Satan's using his magic to send souls skyward and downward into oblivion, that's where you come in.
gat_mm_salvation_03 == Catch the falling souls before they hit ground, and use an arcane blast to free the souls rising upward...
gat_mm_salvation_04 == of course once you do that you still have to catch them before they drift off to their death.
gat_mm_salvation_05 == Speed is key here.  You'll get a bonus for every soul you can save before touching down.  Now let's go save some clients!
gat_mm_salvation_06 == I mean souls...  poor, poor souls that need help.
gat_mm_spire_01 == Looks like Satan's  noticed that the current disruptions have been caused by everyone's favorite winged terrorist, and he's looking to do something about it.
gat_mm_spire_02 == He's placed spire emplacements all around the city, now these things look like slimy tentacles but make no mistake they can shoot you out of the sky.
gat_mm_spire_03 == The only way we can stop these things is to literally rip out their hearts.
gat_mm_spire_04 == And by "we" and I mean "you"... I'll be at the office drinking scotch.?
gat_mm_survival_01 == There's lots of ways to get Satan's attention, but we should never forget the classic:

gat_mm_survival_02 == Rampant.  Fucking. Murder.
gat_mm_survival_03 == Pride is a sin the Devil's army has in spades, so if you want to pick a fight you can bet your ass they're coming in droves.
gat_mm_torment_01 == My lawyer Legal Lee figured out a way to get some gold level clients a fast track out of Hell.
gat_mm_torment_02 == The more abuse you put these guys through, the more years we can shave off.
gat_mm_torment_03 == Lee suggested running clients through the designated intersections to boost their punishment.
gat_mm_torment_04 == Oh, and dive in front of those vehicles on fire for bonus points.
gat_mm_torment_05 == I mean, let?s face it, the more they hurt, the sooner we can get these wretched bastards out of here.
gat_rally_BB_01 == Zinyak's destruction of Earth had a profound impact on the afterlife.
gat_rally_BB_02 == To Heaven, it was a logistical nightmare...St. Peter's meticulous nature drove Purgatory wait times to unbearable levels.
gat_rally_BB_03 == Meanwhile, in Hell... where souls and pain were used as currency, it created a new era of prosperity for the wickedly enterprising.
gat_rally_BB_04 == This economic boon resulted in the coffers of Hell to be overflowing, which in turn piqued the interest of the most notorious man that sailed The Seven Seas.
gat_rally_BB_05 == Long had Blackbeard been a thorn in Satan's side, robbing tax collectors on a semi-regular basis.  But the promise of an immeasurable fortune drove him to be even bolder.
gat_rally_BB_06 == An arrangement was reached.  Blackbeard would provide information on strategic targets in exchange for a share of the profit.  Johnny, who was interested in murder, not money, happily agreed.
gat_rally_shakespeare_01 == In the land of the living, William Shakespeare is regarded as one of the most prolific playwrights of all time...
gat_rally_shakespeare_02 == However to the denizens of Hell, The Bard is seen in a far different light.
gat_rally_shakespeare_03 == After selling his soul for fame and adoration, Shakespeare served in hell as Satan's spy master general.
gat_rally_shakespeare_04 == In doing his duty Shakespeare would punish the souls he was investigating by forcing them to perform in grotesque passion plays for Satan's amusement.
gat_rally_shakespeare_05 == But in a Twelfth Night-esque twist, Shakespeare found himself living a double life.
gat_rally_shakespeare_06 == While he projected an image of cruelty, his heart was as soft as Jezebel's. In secret he would tutor her on the classics and act out the works of his mortal days.
gat_rally_shakespeare_07 == When Satan found out, he cast Shakespeare out of the palace. Believing that the poet would be tormented by the populace of Hell, far out of Jezebel's sight.
gat_rally_shakespeare_08 == But Satan had not counted on The Bard's cunning.
gat_rally_shakespeare_09 == Embracing his persona of master torturer, Shakespeare and his followers, "The Tragedies" took root in the entertainment district biding their time for revenge.
gat_rally_twins_01 == After being reunited in hell, Kiki and Viola wasted no time in doing what they do best: facilitate the running of businesses.
gat_rally_twins_02 == However the DeWynter sisters success did not sit well with other would be power players in hell.
gat_rally_twins_03 == The sister's operations all came under attack at once, forcing them on the run.
gat_rally_twins_04 == Soon the twins found themselves on the receiving end of an offer they couldn't refuse.
gat_rally_twins_05 == After all, it was better to own 1/5 of something then to be dead.
gat_rally_vlad_01 == Johnny led Vlad back to his castle, which since his incarceration became a haven for frat parties and squatters.
gat_rally_vlad_02 == But the systematic impaling of trespassers would have to wait:

gat_rally_vlad_03 == Vlad was a man of his word, and was eager to provide intel that could aid in hobbling Satan's armies.
gat_sb_alt_cosmic_01 == There were so many questions that Johnny needed answers to.
gat_sb_alt_cosmic_02 == Why did good people suffer? Was there a way to bring peace to all mankind?
gat_sb_alt_cosmic_03 == What was the secret to making a perfect lobster bisque?
gat_sb_alt_cosmic_04 == Ohhhh?
gat_sb_alt_cosmic_05 == The End.
gat_sb_alt_earth_01 == Johnny knew that he couldn't choose his own happiness at the expense of humanity.
gat_sb_alt_earth_02 == And so he asked God to reshape the world... hoping that maybe. Just maybe. In this new life, he could find his friends again.
gat_sb_alt_earth_03 == I can't believe we've bagged Brimstone.
gat_sb_alt_earth_04 == They're still not talking though.
gat_sb_alt_earth_05 == Don't worry...
gat_sb_alt_earth_06 == I don't know. When the Lt. gets to interrogation, Brimstone's gonna talk.
gat_sb_alt_earth_07 == The End.
gat_sb_alt_earth_08 == It's really her.
gat_sb_alt_earth_09 == It doesn't make sense. She's evaded capture for years. Why would she drop the ball now?
gat_sb_alt_heaven_01 == Johnny realized that this was his one chance to make it into Heaven. He had to take it.
gat_sb_alt_heaven_02 == Hey Eesh.
gat_sb_alt_heaven_03 == The End.
gat_sb_alt_hell_01 == In Hell's weakened state, the Heavenly Host made short work of Satan and those who were loyal to him. Soon, Johnny was the new ruler of Hell.
gat_sb_alt_hell_02 == Kinda pretty isn't it.
gat_sb_alt_hell_03 == Yeah... it kind of is.
gat_sb_alt_hell_04 == Do you miss your friends?
gat_sb_alt_hell_05 == Nah, I know they'll be down here in no time.
gat_sb_alt_hell_06 == The End.
gat_sb_alt_planet_01 == As much as he loved Aisha, Johnny couldn't abandon his friends and the rest of humanity...
gat_sb_alt_planet_02 == There it is.
gat_sb_alt_planet_03 == The planet itself looks perfect. Oxygen based, lush forests, clean water, fertile soil...
gat_sb_alt_planet_04 == What's the catch?
gat_sb_alt_planet_05 == It appears to be inhabited by a psychotic warlike race... this is going to be our toughest fight yet.
gat_sb_alt_planet_06 == Thank you God.
gat_sb_alt_planet_07 == The End.
gat_sb_ending_01_01 == ENOUGH!
gat_sb_ending_01_02 == And like that, the battle had ended.
gat_sb_ending_01_03 == Satan could no longer suffer the indignity of being beaten by a mortal and disobeyed by his daughter and so he banished them from perdition.
gat_sb_ending_01_04 == But still all was not well?
gat_sb_ending_01_05 == That was a direct order from your captain!
gat_sb_ending_01_06 == You're worse than Pierce.
gat_sb_ending_01_07 == Trivia night is sacred, you don't get to quit just because you know fuck-all about pop culture.
gat_sb_ending_01_08 == Who knows the name of the NyteBlayde episode where they introduced NyteBlaydette?
gat_sb_ending_01_09 == It was called "The Meaning of Reconciliation" and it was directed by Kym Steyn!
gat_sb_ending_01_10 == I can't believe Asha sleeps with you.
gat_sb_ending_01_11 == I can't believe you don't.
gat_sb_ending_01_12 == Boss, are you ok?
gat_sb_ending_01_13 == Yeah, I'm fine...
gat_sb_ending_01_14 == What is this place?
gat_sb_ending_01_15 == Whoa whoa whoa, who the fuck is that?
gat_sb_ending_01_16 == Her name's Jezebel, she's The Devil's daughter.
gat_sb_ending_01_17 == Pierce is gonna have a heart attack.
gat_sb_ending_01_18 == Eh, she likes to sing, Pierce'll dig her.
gat_sb_ending_01_19 == I don't think that-
gat_sb_ending_01_20 == Can you rock The Narrator from Joseph?
gat_sb_ending_01_21 == Psh, yeah.
gat_sb_ending_01_22 == She'll be fine.
gat_sb_ending_01_23 == Guys, where's Johnny?
gat_sb_ending_01_24 == Our hero had not yet returned to the mortal coil, for he was waylaid by none other than God himself.
gat_sb_ending_02_01 == I have a situation.
gat_sb_ending_02_02 == Look man, I really just wanna go home.
gat_sb_ending_02_03 == I owe you.
gat_sb_ending_02_04 == What.
gat_sb_ending_02_05 == Zinyak hastened the apocalypse.
gat_sb_ending_02_06 == St. Peter's a good guy, bless his heart, but he was processing souls way too slowly.
gat_sb_ending_02_07 == With the destruction of Earth, Satan had the numbers to storm Heaven...
gat_sb_ending_02_08 == All he needed was The President of The United States to lead them.
gat_sb_ending_02_09 == What, you think I couldn't do it?
gat_sb_ending_02_10 == No, I think you wouldn't do it. Aisha's up here.
gat_sb_ending_02_11 == I wanna see her.
gat_sb_ending_02_12 == Slow down, buddy. I said that I owe you, and I'll make good on that, but I want you to know your options?
gat_sb_ending_02_13 == And now you, dear reader, shape the tale?
gat_sb_ending_02_14 == If you want to see Johnny reunited with the love of his life, turn to page 31.
gat_sb_ending_02_15 == If you want to see The Devil defeated and Johnny crowned the new King of Hell, turn to page 13.
gat_sb_ending_02_16 == If you want the Saints to find a new home world for what's left of humanity, turn to page 62.
gat_sb_ending_02_17 == If you want God to recreate the Earth, but in doing so retcon the entire world of Saints Row, turn to page 124.
gat_sb_ending_02_18 == And finally, if you want God to bestow Johnny with answers to all the questions of the universe, turn to page 248.
gat_sb_facepalm_01 == Jezebel's plan worked flawlessly, and when the time was right she made her way to bowels of the palace.
gat_sb_facepalm_02 == But while she successfully managed to breach the castle walls to let Johnny in...
gat_sb_facepalm_03 == ...she did not go unnoticed.
gat_sb_facepalm_04 == AH!
gat_sb_facepalm_05 == Put that toy down Mr. Gat.
gat_sb_facepalm_06 == Why would I do that?
gat_sb_facepalm_07 == Because if you don't, I'll break Jezebel's beautiful neck.
gat_sb_facepalm_08 == She's your daughter.
gat_sb_facepalm_09 == I'll say something kind at her funeral. Drop it.
gat_sb_facepalm_10 == I knew it... it's you... it's always been you...
gat_sb_facepalm_11 == What are you talking about?
gat_sb_facepalm_12 == You love her.
gat_sb_facepalm_13 == I really don't-
gat_sb_facepalm_14 == YOU LOVE HER!
gat_sb_facepalm_15 == HAHA! Johnny my boy, I misjudged you! You've shown loyalty by walking into hell. You've shown cunning by robbing me.
gat_sb_facepalm_16 == You've shown brutality by killing my generals. And now you're willing to sacrifice yourself for my daughter.
gat_sb_facepalm_17 == You're the man who should be my son.
gat_sb_facepalm_18 == AH HA! Defiant to the end!
gat_sb_facepalm_19 == Now listen boy, you've proven your spirit but don't presume to push me further.
gat_sb_facepalm_20 == Let him go.
gat_sb_facepalm_21 == Not now Jezzie, the men are talking.
gat_sb_facepalm_22 == Dad. Let him go.
gat_sb_facepalm_23 == Look how you inspire her. She wants to kill me. You bring out the best in her.
gat_sb_facepalm_24 == I'll offer you a deal Mr. Gat. Marry my daughter and I'll allow your companion to leave with The President's soul.
gat_sb_facepalm_25 == It's your choice. You know where to find me.
gat_sb_facepalm_26 == The President's soul was within Johnny's grasp. All he had to do was marry Satan's Daughter.
gat_sb_intro_01 == Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a man so exceptional that the divine hosts of Heaven and Hell were forced to take note.
gat_sb_intro_02 ==  A man dangerous enough to bring Satan to his knees, but selfless enough to make God himself raise an eyebrow.
gat_sb_intro_03 == How did this come to pass?
gat_sb_intro_04 == Well; it all began at a very special birthday party... for a very special young lady.
gat_sb_intro_05 == SURPRISE!!!
gat_sb_intro_06 == What is all this?
gat_sb_intro_07 == It's your birthday, Kinzie...
gat_sb_intro_08 == So?
gat_sb_intro_09 == You've never been to a birthday party?
gat_sb_intro_10 == No.
gat_sb_intro_11 == Like, not even growing up?
gat_sb_intro_12 == I went to the School of the America's since kindergarten, we didn't really do "birthday parties".
gat_sb_intro_13 == But you celebrated Christmas?
gat_sb_intro_14 == I don't have to explain myself to you.
gat_sb_intro_15 == Kinzie, this is going to be so much fun: Zinjai made a cake, Jane Austen is here, we'll play some games...
gat_sb_intro_16 == What sort of games...
gat_sb_intro_17 == So you celebrate birthdays by trafficking with spirits?
gat_sb_intro_18 == It's spooky and fun.
gat_sb_intro_19 == It's a bunch of letters.
gat_sb_intro_20 == It's tradition! Every slumber party has to involve a spirit board.
gat_sb_intro_21 == Slumber party?
gat_sb_intro_22 == How's it work?
gat_sb_intro_23 == We ask it a question and the spirit of the board will reveal the answer.
gat_sb_intro_24 == How?
gat_sb_intro_25 == Someone pushes the pointy thing to whatever they want.
gat_sb_intro_26 == Can we go back to you and "slumber parties"?
gat_sb_intro_27 == No time! Alright, everyone put their hands on the cursor.
gat_sb_intro_28 == "Cursor"? I feel the magic already?
gat_sb_intro_29 == Alright?
gat_sb_intro_30 == Will the president-slash-god-emperor for life ever choose a partner to reign alongside them?
gat_sb_intro_31 == Psh, no.
gat_sb_intro_32 == Oooo, someone's gettin' married...
gat_sb_intro_33 == Shut up Matt.
gat_sb_intro_34 == Who will tame the President's wild heart?
gat_sb_intro_35 == What are you guys trying to spell?
gat_sb_intro_36 == I'm not moving it.
gat_sb_intro_37 == That's the spirit Kinzie!
gat_sb_intro_38 == I'm serious.
gat_sb_intro_39 == I'm not moving it either.
gat_sb_intro_40 == Neither am I...
gat_sb_intro_41 == Jezebel? Who the fuck is?
gat_sb_intro_42 == Is that not normal?
gat_sb_intro_43 == Where did you get the board?
gat_sb_intro_44 == I was going through Zinyak's artifact collection and found it there.
gat_sb_intro_45 == Who did it belong to?
gat_sb_intro_46 == Alister Crowley?
gat_sb_intro_47 == Oh Jesus Christ?
gat_sb_intro_48 == Um...guys, I think it's laughing at us...
gat_sb_intro_49 == Fuck this?
gat_sb_intro_50 == I think you're a smart enough piece of wood to see where this is going? you ready to cooperate?
gat_sb_intro_51 == That's more like it.
gat_sb_intro_52 == You think we can trust it?
gat_sb_intro_53 == It's not like we have a lotta options.
gat_sb_intro_54 == So what's the plan? We mount up and go in after the boss?
gat_sb_intro_55 == No, I do. No sense in what's left of humanity walking right into a death trap, someone's gotta live to tell the story.
gat_sb_intro_56 == That's a stupid plan Johnny.
gat_sb_intro_57 == I'm leaving you in charge.
gat_sb_intro_58 == Helluva plan, Johnny.
gat_sb_intro_59 == Are you serious?
gat_sb_intro_60 == I'm coming too!
gat_sb_intro_61 == Are you kidding me?
gat_sb_intro_62 == How do you plan to come back?
gat_sb_intro_63 == I try not to sweat the details.
gat_sb_intro_64 == You need someone with you that does.
gat_sb_intro_65 == No.
gat_sb_intro_66 == It's my birthday.
gat_sb_intro_67 == Fine.
gat_sb_intro_68 == Alright then, do you know where my friend is?
gat_sb_intro_69 == True to it's word, the spirit board opened up another portal, and sent Johnny and Kinzie screaming into hell.
gat_sb_meet_dane_01 == Not even death could stop the enterprising Vogel, who wasted no time in setting up an Ultor branch in the bowels of hell.
gat_sb_meet_dane_02 == Dane was eager to fill Johnny in on the ever shifting politics of land rights in the underworld...
gat_sb_meet_dane_03 == But real-estate mattered little to Johnny, who only cared where his friend was.
gat_sb_meet_dane_04 == Where did you put The President?!
gat_sb_meet_dane_05 == I've been trying to explain that: I didn't take them.
gat_sb_meet_dane_06 == Bullshit! You expect me to believe you just happened to be the first thing we see in hell?
gat_sb_meet_dane_07 == Maybe it's just me but your "Thank You" sounds more like an accusation.
gat_sb_meet_dane_08 == That's probably because he plans to kill you.
gat_sb_meet_dane_09 == OK. I get the trust issues. Can I show you something?
gat_sb_meet_dane_10 == The pieces all came together. The President had caused more chaos and destruction than any other in human history.
gat_sb_meet_dane_11 == It was only natural that Satan would want them to marry his daughter.
gat_sb_meet_dane_12 == They needed a plan, and Johnny had one.
gat_sb_meet_dane_13 == I'm gonna shoot the devil in the face.
gat_sb_meet_dane_14 == I think you might be skipping some details.
gat_sb_meet_dane_15 == No, I said "in the face".
gat_sb_meet_dane_16 == I like the commitment, but you gotta find a way to get close enough to him in the first place.
gat_sb_meet_dane_17 == When's the wedding? I'll just show up-
gat_sb_meet_dane_18 == And then you'll shoot him in the face. Sorry, but it's a little more complicated than that. These things are tied to the soul. You won't be able to enter without one.
gat_sb_meet_dane_19 == So how do we get one?
gat_sb_meet_dane_20 == You get his attention. I know some places that are of particular value to the Father of the Bride. You hit those...you'll get your shot.
gat_sb_meet_dane_21 == Wait, why would Satan give out an invitation for destroying his stuff?
gat_sb_meet_dane_22 == Oh he won't. But it should piss him off enough to get him to attack Johnny personally.
gat_sb_meet_dane_23 ==  Either The Devil kills Gat and Ultor gets the construction contracts to rebuild what was destroyed; or Johnny kills Satan and I'll have to pay less taxes.
gat_sb_meet_dane_24 ==  It's pretty win-win.
gat_sb_meet_dane_25 == That's why you're helping us? To make more money in hell?
gat_sb_meet_dane_26 == Hell's what you make of it, sweetie.
gat_sb_meet_dane_27 == Works for me. Whatchu got?
gat_sb_meet_dane_28 == Alright?
gat_sb_meet_dane_29 == Satan had entrusted the day-to-day running of hell to 5 Arch-Dukes, and Dane knew how to find them all.
gat_sb_meet_dane_30 == ...but beyond that, not everyone in hell was content to go along with Satan's status quo...
gat_sb_meet_dane_31 == There were others who shared Dane's ambition for power, and the Ultor mogul knew that the key to unseating Satan lie in gaining their aid.
gat_sb_meet_dane_32 == But before Johnny set out to wage war against the Prince of Darkness, Dane had one final gift: an artifact that he had spent fortunes on.
gat_sb_meet_dane_33 == Lucifer's cracked halo.
gat_sb_meet_dane_34 == This holy relic granted Johnny the majestic wings of The Morningstar? however he still needed help in learning how to use them?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_01 == Emboldened by the power of song, Jezebel set out to find the one man that could save her from her impending nuptials.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_02 == Fortunately for her, Johnny's trail of destruction wasn't hard to follow.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_03 == One night with any lover, but you'd have to punch a panda. Would you do it?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_04 == Ooo. Good question.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_05 == Um, Mr. Gat?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_06 == Who are you?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_07 == (singing) Well I'm a-
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_08 == We're not doing that again.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_09 == Oh. Ok. I'm Jezebel.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_10 == Good to know.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_11 == What are you doing?!
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_12 == Threatening you. You're not marrying The President.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_13 == I don't want to marry The President!
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_14 == Wow. That was easier than I thought.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_15 == My dad's making me do it.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_16 == What now?!
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_17 == Now I'm holding you hostage.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_18 == You don't need to do this.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_19 == That's what hostage's always say.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_20 == No, like you really don't need to do this... I'm here to help you.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_21 == Yeah, but I already have the gun drawn and everything...
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_22 == Are you kidding me?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_23 == Maybe. I'm not sure yet, I'm kind of winging this.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_24 == Can you "wing it" without the gun?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_25 == It's a comfort thing.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_26 == Not for me.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_27 == What do you want?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_28 == For you to put the gun down.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_29 == Get used to disappointment.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_30 == You sound like my father.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_31 == What?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_32 == He's always telling me that life is about misery, not happiness... That dreams only exist to make people forget about their own mediocrity.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_33 == Man, that's depressing.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_34 == Being the devil's daughter sucks.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_35 == What do you want.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_36 == I want to punch my dad in the face.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_37 == We're going to get along just fine?
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_38 == Of course Jezebel was speaking metaphorically, but Johnny didn't notice.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_39 == Jezebel was eager to help Johnny in any way she could, and vowed to find a way to sneak him into the palace.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_40 == Johnny frowned at the seemingly arbitrary amount of time required for Jezebel to find a way to sneak him in.
gat_sb_meet_jezebel_41 == But he accepted the fact that without traditional missions this was the best way to further the story.
gat_sb_musical_01 == Satan didn't have much time to react to the war Gat was waging, because at home Jezebel was waging a war of her own.
gat_sb_musical_02 == I don't love them!
gat_sb_musical_03 == You think I care?
gat_sb_musical_04 == If you started acting like a father, you would!
gat_sb_musical_05 == I'm looking after your best interests Jezebel...
gat_sb_musical_06 == You don't care about my happiness, this is about you! If you just stopped t-
gat_sb_musical_07 == YOU WILL MARRY THAT SAINT AND I WON'T HEAR ANOTHER WORD!
gat_sb_musical_08 == I won't do it!
gat_sb_musical_09 == (singing) You think... because you're my daughter... You think... you're above it all.
gat_sb_musical_10 == (singing) But schemes... are currently in motion. Your choice?
gat_sb_musical_11 == (singing) Be a wife, or be a thrall!
gat_sb_musical_12 == (singing) They say the devil's in the details, and I have some more for you.
gat_sb_musical_13 == (singing) Celestial light doesn't shine a ray here... Happy endings, are through!
gat_sb_musical_14 == (singing) You belong to me! And I'm giving you away!
gat_sb_musical_15 == (singing) Your blood will not save you, my hand will be cruel, if you disobey!
gat_sb_musical_16 == (singing) You belong to me!
gat_sb_musical_17 == Never.
gat_sb_musical_18 == (singing) I'm sick of perdition, so tired of tradition, but now my time has come!
gat_sb_musical_19 == (singing) To go break away, to live for today, to stand out beneath the sun!
gat_sb_musical_20 == (singing) I know there has to be... some way for me-to-be-free... just living a life that's far from this strife and tortuous pain!
gat_sb_musical_21 == (singing) Someplace that's far from here...and not awash with fear... Oh god I can't wait, to cast off this hate I want to find love!
gat_sb_musical_22 == (singing) There's a big wide world for me to explore, so many things that I don't know.
gat_sb_musical_23 == (singing) Like would I like ice cream, how do I feel about cats, and is NyteBlayde my new favorite show?
gat_sb_musical_24 == Sigh
gat_sb_musical_25 == (singing) But until that time, I'm stuck in this hell...a relentless tempest of rage.
gat_sb_musical_26 == (singing) Surrounded by guards? Betrothed by my father... Trapped inside this gilded cage.
gat_sb_musical_27 == It's not working Kinzie...
gat_sb_musical_28 == You don't know that Johnny...
gat_sb_musical_29 == I'm tearing this place apart but Satan doesn't even seem to?
gat_sb_musical_30 == (singing) We didn't come this far to fail?
gat_sb_musical_31 == You think I'm giving up?
gat_sb_musical_32 == (singing) We have one last place to go...
gat_sb_musical_33 == What if it doesn't work?
gat_sb_musical_34 == (singing) The boss is counting on us...
gat_sb_musical_35 == (singing) You think I don't know!
gat_sb_musical_36 == (singing) How do I burn down a city that's baptized in fire? How do I kill off an army that's dead?
gat_sb_musical_37 == (singing)  Time's slipping away now and the best plan we've got is just "put one inside Satan's head."
gat_sb_musical_38 == (singing) If roles were reversed, God, I know they'd save me. But all my solutions involve murder sprees!
gat_sb_musical_39 == (singing) You have to stay the course... and kill without remorse...
gat_sb_musical_40 == (singing) Yeah that sounds fun, but what has that done? We're still where we stand!
gat_sb_musical_41 == (singing) The day isn't over yet...our sun's not begun to set!
gat_sb_musical_42 == (singing) No matter how small, the wings of a fly can create hurricanes!
gat_sb_musical_43 == Johnny Gat?
gat_sb_musical_44 == (singing) Hope... I feel hope... for the first time I've ever in my life. Gat? is the name... that cuts through my father like a knife.
gat_sb_musical_45 == (singing) The seed of rebellion, it grows like a weed.
gat_sb_musical_46 == (singing) And someone so violent, is just what I need.
gat_sb_musical_47 == (singing) There's no turning back now, the die has been cast. This sinner has found her Saint, I'll be free at last.
gat_sb_musical_48 == (singing) The people, the music, it waits up above, I know I'll be happy...when I find love...
gat_sb_musical_49 == (singing) I know I'll be happy...
gat_sb_musical_50 == (singing) WHEN I FIND LOVE!
gat_sb_wedding_01 == The time had come for the black wedding that would unite Johnny and Jezebel as hell's new power couple.
gat_sb_wedding_02 == The tabloids were already calling them "Johnny-bel."
gat_sb_wedding_03 == But Johnny had something different in mind.
gat_sb_wedding_04 == Hey, Satan!
gat_sb_wedding_05 == You wanna get outta here?
gat_sb_wedding_06 == I can't believe that worked.
gat_sb_wedding_07 == Okham's Razor. So you rea-
gat_sb_wedding_08 == Playtime is over Mr. Gat. Save them if you can.
gat_sb_wedding_09 == I love weddings.

452, 2015-01-25T18:19:17Z (last edited: 452, 2015-02-01T15:48:08Z)

As usual, there is absolutely no excuse for getting quotes wrong.
452, 2015-01-26T03:15:43Z
"I once had a protégé named Blake... in life he was an ivy league lacrosse player."
I guess that proves it's not Blake from SR2, unless we're supposed to believe that Stilwater University is an ivy league university, which seems incredibly unlikely, given the radio commercials for it.
452, 2015-01-26T03:18:26Z
"Some Nordic company bought the Ultor mineral rights to Mars."
Haha.
452, 2015-01-26T03:19:17Z

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