| "The barbarians are at the gate - we need an admin, not an ambassador!" | |
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| Moozipan Cheese | |
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| Aliases | Connor |
| Games | |
| Saints Row | |
| Platform | • Xbox 360 |
| Saints Row 2 | |
| Platform | • Xbox 360 |
| Saints Row: The Third | |
| Platform | • Xbox 360 |
| Favourites | |
| Game | Saints Row 2 |
| Missions | All the King's Men SR Appointed Defender SR2 STAG Party / Three Way SR3 |
| Activities | FUZZ SR2 |
| Characters | Julius Little / Benjamin King SR Pierce / Shaundi SR2 Pierce / Josh Birk / Nyte Blayde SR3 |
| Gangs | Los Carnales / Vice Kings SR The Brotherhood SR2 Morningstar SR3 |
| Vehicles | Specter SR3 |
| Weapons | Molotov Cocktails SR Stun Gun / Shock Paddles SR2 Most Special-class weapons SR3 |
| Radio Stations | 107.77 The Mix FM SR2 SR3 |
| Areas of interest | |
| Missions | Yes |
| Characters | Yes |
| Achievements | Yes |
| Screenshots | Yes |
Moozipan Cheese is a user on the Saints Row Wiki.
- For the talk page, see User talk:Moozipan Cheese.
- "Saints Row, bitches!"
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Description 
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Hello! I'm Moozipan Cheese! I'm an amateur Flash animator and avid gamer. I love video games (in general) and Saints Row is among my favourite videogame franchises of this generation. I'd write a lot more here, but I don't know what else to say.
If you want to get in touch, I recommend you leave a comment on my talk page here. If for some reason you don't want to do that, then you can also tweet me @MoozipanCheese, send me an email at heroic.toilet@gmail.com, or send me a message via Xbox Live; my Gamertag is Moozipan Cheese as well.
Favourites Edit
My thoughts on what I feel each game does the best. This is a bit wordy and very opinionated, but please, indulge me. It might even be slightly humorous. Maybe. Wait, who cares about what yet another self-entitled Saints Row "fan" on the Internet cares about!? Let's skip past this!
Please don't.
| Saints Row | Saints Row 2 | Saints Row: The Third | |
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| Best missions | 
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Although both Saints Row and Saints Row 2 both have some epic missions, both games have flaws that prevent them from being my favourite. The first Saints Row suffers from the serious issue of lacking checkpoints... None... Like, seriously, not one mission has a checkpoint. It's one of the few major complaints I have against the game. Fuck you and your relentless FBI, "Hail to the Chief"! Saints Row 2 feels like it has more "filler" missions, and some missions can be quite frustrating, such as any involving an enemy Tornado chasing after you when you're in a vehicle – I hate one-hit-kill rockets. Saints Row: The Third consistently delivers amazing, fun missions; one of the game's few redeeming factors (oooh). Well, aside from that awfully tedious zombie mission...
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| Best characters |
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This is a tough choice. What the Saints Row franchise lacks in character depth, it makes up for with its large cast. All the games have at least one memorable character, whether it be the endearing Donnie, the sexy Viola, the booming Killbane, or the straight-up awesome Benjamin King (R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan!). Although I almost picked the first Saints Row due to Julius Little and the aforementioned Ben King, I think Saints Row 2 slightly etches it out for having a wider array of characters. While Saints Row: The Third continues this trend, I disagree with how some of the characters were treated. Oh, and Volition, Inc., please bring classic Shaundi back!
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| Best weapons |
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I don't think I've ever had more fun than getting into a massive fight with a large group of pimps just outside Saint's Row District alongside my 3rd Street Saints Homies, casually watching the chaos and using the Shock Paddles "weapon" to bring each loser back to life to rejoin the fray. ...I probably need to get out more. Oh, and let's not forget the Stun Gun, Chainsaw, and that parking meter Improvised Weapon just outside the Saints Hideout. Anecdote aside, the first Saints Row has fairly unremarkable weapons (although the Platinum RPG deserves a mention) and most of Saints Row: The Third's best weapons are all jammed in the "Special" category.
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| Best plot |
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Both Saints Row and Saints Row 2 had enjoyable storylines as the player strove to conquer Stilwater, but I think the first Saints Row did it better; the themes of betrayal and shifting loyalties, of good men like Benjamin King and Julius Little getting mixed up in gang warfare, and its few serious moments just caught me when I first played the game back in 2006. Saints Row 2 also had its moments, but they didn't resonate as well with me. After Saints Row: The Third, I really hope future games return to the first two games' storyline format, and perhaps even have a few more poignant/tragic scenes to balance out the zany wackiness of it all. I mean, killing Killbane was the best ending.
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| Best Activities |
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Not much of a contest here. The first Saints Row had far too many instances of Activities and they each went up to Level 8. The rewards were barely worth it and they could get incredibly difficult; Level 8 of Los Carnales' and Westside Rollerz' instances of Drug Trafficking in particular was indescribably frustrating. Saints Row 2 introduced a lot more fun Activities and reduced the amount of instances to two, as well as reducing the number of levels to 6, with rewards every three levels. Sure, Mayhem and Insurance Fraud were now the incredibly frustrating Activities, and some of the rewards were pointless (gee, thanks for the 20% off clothes), but working alongside the cops was a stroke of brilliance. Unfortunately, most of Saints Row: The Third's Activities just felt awkward. All of them yielded rubbish Gang Customization rewards and a little Respect, and they removed some of the best Activities from Saints Row 2 while keeping the older, less fun ones.
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| Best vehicles |
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| Best customization |
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I don't care how each subsequent game improves or fails to improve on the customization – the first Saints Row is the best for having the Faux Hawk, Soul Patch and Ultor Unlimited Sunglasses. My Protagonist hasn't been the same since. Plz brng dem bk Volition. :(
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| Best audio |
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Look, Saints Row: The Third might have had some brilliant Nyte Blayde radio advertisements, and the quality of its Newscasts were much better, but I just loved me the music in Saints Row 2, and... well, "Saints Row, bitches!"
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| Best DLC |
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No DLC is best DLC! Failing that, Saints Row, with its minute amount of DLC, comes the closest. To be fair Saints Row 2's DLC wasn't so bad either, but each expansion (Saints Row 2: Ultor Exposed and Saints Row 2: Corporate Warfare) only came with three pitiful missions, and the Dex story arc didn't give a satisfying conclusion. And let's not even talk about Saints Row: The Third's awful DLC model. Thankfully, you really don't miss out on much if you don't buy it. I mean... I think – I didn't buy it.
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| Best game |
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Yeah, yeah, we all knew this was coming. Ultimately, I feel Saints Row set up the fantastic series, but Saints Row 2 (almost) perfected it. And Saints Row: The Third was a wonky step both forward and back. But mostly back.
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Usergroups Edit
I'm part of the Saints Row Wiki usergroups, specifically the Vice Kings and The Brotherhood usergroups, which means I am currently responsible for improving, overhauling, and cleaning up all missions, characters, and gangs articles.
I have currently completely revamped the 3rd Street Saints prologue missions, the Westside Rollerz missions and the Carnales missions. It is my aim to completely overhaul all missions in Saints Row articles to a consistent high-quality.
To-do list Edit
The following is a list of things I aim to do on this wiki, somewhat ordered by importance to me in descending order (but this can and probably will change).
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Finish revamping all articles for missions in Saints Row.-
Edit transcripts to use {{dialogue}} template. -
Delete and remove videos.
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- Clean up this userpage.
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Revamp all articles for missions in Saints Row 2.-
Delete and remove videos.
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- Revamp all articles for missions in Saints Row: The Third.
- Cleanup all character pages.
- Cleanup all Stilwater district/neighborhood pages, and create ones that are needed.
There is no set date I'd like to get all of this done by, but before Saints Row 4's release would be swell.
Helpful subpages Edit
- User:Moozipan Cheese/Templates/Mission - (template used for revamping mission articles)
- User:Moozipan Cheese/Templates/Stronghold - (template used for revamping Stronghold articles)
- User:Moozipan Cheese/Templates/Character - (template used for revamping character articles)
Sandbox/personal subpages Edit
- User:Moozipan Cheese/Missions in Saints Row templates - (used to design {{Saints Row Missions and Strongholds}})
- User:Moozipan Cheese/Missions and Strongholds cleanup checklist - (a rough checklist I once used to go through each mission and Stronghold page for cleanup)
Trivia Edit
Saints Row Edit
Added by Moozipan Cheese- This user has completed Saints Row 100%.
- This user's favourite radio stations in Saints Row are The Faction FM 99.8 and 89.0 Generation X.
- This user's favourite gang in Saints Row is the Vice Kings.
- As such, this user is part of the Vice Kings usergroup.
- This user sunk many hours in search of, but never found, the Goliath vehicle.
- This user's favourite weapon in Saints Row is the Molotov Cocktail.
Saints Row 2 Edit
Added by Moozipan Cheese
Added by AndyP96- This user has completed Saints Row 2 100%.
- This user's favourite radio stations in Saints Row 2 is 107.77 The Mix FM and 89.0 Generation X.
- This user's favourite gang Saints Row 2 is The Brotherhood.
- As such, this user is also part of the The Brotherhood usergroup.
- This user was slightly disappointed that the Faux Hawk, Soul Patch and Ultor Unlimited Sunglasses did not make a return in Saints Row 2.
- This user did not like any of The Protagonist's male voices in Saints Row 2.
- This user did not like Julius Little's fate in the end of Saints Row 2.
- This user's favourite weapon in Saints Row 2, by far, is the Stun Gun (although Molotov Cocktails and Shock Paddles deserve a mention too).
Saints Row: The Third Edit
- This user has completed Saints Row: The Third (sans DLC) 100% (I should really get an image of that here, right?).
- While this user enjoyed Saints Row: The Third, they did not think it was anywhere near as good as the previous two games.
- This user didn't have a favourite radio station in Saints Row: The Third, as they used the Mixtape.
- This user's favourite gang Saints Row: The Third is the Morningstar.
- This user was slightly disappointed that the Faux Hawk, Soul Patch and Ultor Unlimited Sunglasses from Saints Row did not make a return in Saints Row: The Third again.
- This user loved Killbane in Saints Row: The Third, and, feeling that he was incredibly underused, hopes he returns in Saints Row IV.
- This user thought the city of Steelport was lifeless and lackluster compared to Stilwater.
Miscellaneous Edit
- This user slightly prefers Saints Row over Saints Row 2, but enjoys them both. This user considers Saints Row: The Third to be simply... okay.
- This user attributes AllShamNoWow's Saints Row 2 Let's Play with renewing their interest in the Saints Row series.
- This user finds OLGEG CubeeCraft to be the scariest thing ever, yet for some reason has a small, strange desire to make it.
- This user wants to see more official Rule 34 of Shaundi from Volition, Inc..
- This user should probably stop referring to themselves in the third person, huh?
