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Tour de Farce
TTWC Tour de Farce complete
"Tour de Farce" mission completion screen
Homies

Pierce, Jimmy Torbitson

Enemies

? marked, ? minimum kills

Objectives

?

Rewards

$10,000, Respect

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Tour de Farce is the second mission in the Saints Row: The Third DLC "The Trouble With Clones.

DescriptionEdit

In this mission, Pierce, Jimmy, and The Protagonist attempt to find Johnny Tag disguising Pierce as Aisha and having him sing "Bounce Like My Checks" at various Planet Saints. The Protagonist must ward off excited fans using the Swarmitron, a weapon that fires bees. The Protagonist must try to protect Pierce as he sings which slowly calms Johnny Tag. Unfortunately, the SNG arrives to kill everyone. The Protagonist must then fend off Oppressors. In the process Johnny escapes. After a short chase The Protagonist rescues Tag and Jimmy brings in a cloned version of Aisha, called Aisha Brutella, who succeeds in calming Johnny. Unfortunately, a SNG Tornado then shoots and kills Aisha Brutella, and Johnny Tag escapes.

Rewards Edit

  • Homie - Aisha Brutella unlocked
  • Vehicle - Torbitron unlocked
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TriviaEdit

  • The rewards at the end of the mission are Aisha Brutella as a homie, and the Torbitron, but the Swarmitron is not unlocked.
  • The title of this mission is based on the phrase "tour de force".
  • During this mission, Pierce wears clothing that matches the clothes Aisha wore in Saints Row and Aisha Brutella wears a similar outfit. Pierce is the only male character dressed in drag as part of the storyline, although it is possible to dress The Protagonist in drag.
  • Though she is killed by the SNG during the mission, at the end of Tour De Farce, Aisha Brutella is unlocked as a homie.
  • When Female Voice 3 is used, she says that Pierce's singing is okay, but that he is no Aisha.
  • The part of the mission where The Protagonist protects Pierce with the Swarmitron is somewhat similar to the Crowd Control activities in Saints Row 2, in that The Protagonist plays the role of a bodyguard protecting a famous person from overzealous fans.
  • No Notoriety is gained for driving through Sierra Point during this mission.

TranscriptEdit

PrologueEdit

Guys, I know how to stop Johnny! We just have to get him calm first, then we can talk to him. I have the perfect way to do it! Come to my house. You're going to love this, I just know it!
— Jimmy, pre-mission phone call

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Jimmy: "Here we are."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Time to serenade Gat."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Let's hear that singing, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Start with the singing, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Pierce, guess you better start singing."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Let that Aisha start flowing, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Let's hear those Aisha songs, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
Pierce: "I hate you right now."
— "Arrive PS1"
Pierce: "What the fuck did you do to Gat?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Holy shit, Jimmy..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "My God... look at him..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "That's not right, Jimmy!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Jesus, Jimmy..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "That's Johnny?!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "He looks horrible!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Sneers"
Jimmy: "Uh, remember the plan. Get him calm before getting near him."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I think that's on you, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You're up, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Um, yeah... more singing then."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "This is on you, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Right. Pierce, get on that."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Right. Let's do this, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Arrive PS2"
They're going to kill him!
— Jimmy, "Attacking Gat"

Keep shooting him, it's slowing him down.
— Jimmy, "Bee Gun Gat"

Jimmy: "Soon we can take them both home."
Pierce: "Wait, you hear that sound?"
Jimmy: "I should have known then... It was the sound of doom on our doorstep."
— "Death Coming"

Aisha! NOOOOOOO!
— Jimmy, "Death of Aisha"

Pierce: "What now?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Now we find something bigger to stop Gat. He was hard to control when he wasn't a rampaging clone."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Stopping Gat would be hard. Stopping his clone? That's going to take a lot more."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Gat's pissed. He isn't going to come quietly. We'll need a better plan."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "A pissed off Gat was one thing. A pissed off clone... we'll need something powerful to stop him."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I could have handled a cloned Gat. But a rampaging clone of Gat? This is gonna need something bigger."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Gat's even more pissed now. We'll need something seriously powerful to stop him."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Snarls"
Jimmy: "Lucky for them, I had just the thing..."
— "End"

Pierce: "There he is."
Jimmy: "Start singing, I know it'll work."
Pierce: "I really hate you both right now."
— "Find Gat"

On the hunt once again to save our friend, we knew the faster we reached him the better chance we had of keeping him alive. We had to keep our wits about us to make this work.
— Jimmy, "Follow Gat Begins"

We have to follow. Come on, I'll track him!
— Jimmy, "Gat Runs Off"

The excitement of the crowd and the realization they will finally find their friend put the group in high spirits. Pierce's singing would work, just as the invention by yours truly had kept the fans at bay. With the strength of their leader guiding them all, there was nothing to fear. As they drove, they thought of all the good they will accomplish together.
— Jimmy, "Heading to PS2"

Jimmy: "I hear him! He must be at the other Planet Saints! We have to hurry!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Let's get moving, Pierce."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Hurry Pierce, let's move."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You heard him, Pierce. Let's go."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Pack it up Pierce, we're rolling."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Pierce, time to move."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Hold on, Pierce, we're moving!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Hear Gat At PS2"

Pierce: "We got a problem, boss. Helicopter coming in!"
Jimmy: "No, no, no! Here, shoot those things down before they hurt Gat!"
— "Helicopter"

That was close. We better make sure Gat's alright.
— Pierce, "Helis Dead"

Jimmy: "Use the bee gun to keep the crowd back. They're causing too much feedback on the speakers."
Jimmy: "The crowd's getting too close to the stage, you gotta keep them back."
Jimmy: "Watch the crowd, they're getting through!"
Jimmy: "You have to keep them all back!"
— "Keep Away"

Pierce: "Ok, what the hell is that?"
Jimmy: "A mobile stage! Hop in, I'll explain along the way to Planet Saints."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "And this is supposed to help us how?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "And this is supposed to help stop Gat?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "This is a joke, right?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "How is this supposed to help us?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Start explaining this shit, Jimmy."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Start talking. How's this going to help us?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Growls"
Jimmy: "Pierce is a singer. If he sings Aisha songs, we can calm the savage beast within Johnny, giving us a chance to reason with him."
Pierce: "You've gotta be kidding. And why are we going to Planet Saints?"
Jimmy: "Today is Fan Appreciation Day at all those locations. Gat may turn up looking to reconnect with the Saints. Only problem is the crowd."
Pierce: "What about them?"
Jimmy: "We'll have to keep them from spooking him. Take this bee gun, my own genius creation. It should be able to hold off any crazed fans without killing them."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Jimmy... this is a bee gun. You know what, fine, I'll try it."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "This better work, cause right now it sounds ridiculous."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You want me to use... bees. Right..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Fine, we'll give it a shot. But this better damn well work."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "A bee gun? I'm at a loss for words..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I'm taking a bee gun and listening to a kid. I must've lost my mind."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "Meet Jimmy"
Calling my allies to arms, I met them with the solution to our problem...
— Jimmy, "Mission Start"

Pierce: "Boss, we got incoming!"
Jimmy: "Oh god! Don't let them kill us!"
— "Morningstar Attack"

Nearing their destination, the Saints knew this was their lost friend and were happy to see him alive and well.
— Jimmy, "Nearing PS2"

It would take something more powerful. The most powerful feeling of all... Love.
— Jimmy, "Power of Love"

The Protagonist - Female 1: "The bees will work on Gat, right?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Will the bees stop Gat?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I can slow Gat down with the bees, right?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Will this bee thing work on Gat?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Tell me this bee gun will work on Gat."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "The bees. Will they work on Gat?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grunts"
Jimmy: "I think so..."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I hope so. If they don't, Pierce is in trouble."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I have to try before he kills Pierce."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "For Pierce's sake I hope so."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Gonna have to try, otherwise Pierce is going to get his head ripped off."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Well, one way to find out..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "They better or Pierce ain't gonna last."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Protect Pierce"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "It's alright, Johnny. I'm here... fuck!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I am here for you, Johnny. Let's... wait!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "We have you, Johnny. Let's go... dammit!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Come on, buddy. We... shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I got ya, Gat. It's ok... oh shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "It's alright, Johnny. We're... fuck!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grumbles"
— "Revive Gat"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You had this on you? Fuck it, just forget I asked."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Jimmy, where were you keeping this? On second thought, nevermind..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You had this just tucked away for a rainy day?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Where did you get this... you know what, nevermind."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Where were you stashing this? In fact, forget I asked..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "A RPG launcher? Where... You know, forget I asked."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Mumbles"
— "Rocket Launcher"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Pierce... it's actually working!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "This is actually working?!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "That worked?!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Holy shit, this... this is working!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Is that... is that actually working?!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Jimmy, it's... it's working!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Growls"
Jimmy: "I told you!"
Pierce: "Kid, you got lucky here."
— "Romantic Moment"

Pierce: "You didn't. You fucking didn't!"
Jimmy: "She was his one true love, I couldn't let him live without her."
— "See Aisha Brute"

Jimmy: "But try as we might, the rage inside the tormented man could not be subdued with mere bees."
Jimmy: "This isn't working. Hold on, I have a secret weapon. This is guaranteed to work!"
— "Singing Not Working"
Jimmy: "It's working, keep singing!"
Jimmy: "He's calming down!"
— "Singing Working"

UnusedEdit

Guys, I know how to stop Johnny! We just have to get him calm first, then we can talk to him. I have the perfect way to do it! Meet me at Rim Jobs. You're going to love this, I just know it!
— Jimmy, alternate version of the pre-mission phone call.

GalleryEdit

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