Theaters are used to replay missions and cutscenes in Saints Row.
- Max Visions Theater in Humbolt Park
- Sign: With THQ sound.
- Showing: Thunder Punch 3D, Adventure to Mars, Filmerocity, Behind the FX with Dave Samuel
- Peep This Theater in Rebadeaux
- The Big Picture Theater in Pleasant View
There are also other buildings labeled as Theaters which cannot be used:
- Cliffside Drive-in
- Showing: Turtles on a boat, My Zombie Cousin, Undead pteradactyl[sic]
- Dharphilinx Theatre[sic] in Sunsinger (Saints Row 2)
- Showing Thunder Punch at 7:30, 9:00, 10:30
- Billboard Planet of the TJs, due 2008-06-07, Tagline: "We're Doomed!"
- Billboard Talk with Ray, "Coming Soon..."
- Wall advertisement: Bald Man In a Boat: the movie. Tagline: "Taking the Skin Boat to Tuna Town". "In Theatres This Spring".
- Uranus Theater in Rebadeaux
- As in Saints Row 2, after exiting a replay mission, The Protagonist is where-ever they were previously.
- Dave Samuel is credited for "Effects" in the Saints Row 2 credits; the Max Visions marquee is a shout-out to him.
- THX is a movie theater sound standard, THQ is the publisher of the Saints Row, Saints Row 2 and Saints Row: The Third.
- The name of the film Turtles on a Boat comes from the film Snakes on a Plane.