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SR disambig icon This article is about the mission in Saints Row IV. For the mission in the first Saints Row, see Hail to the Chief.

"The Saints Wing" is the second mission in Saints Row IV.

Thank God for gerrymandering.
— Quest description

Overview[]

5 years later after the assassination of Cyrus Temple,[1] Playa, as the President of the United States, heads to the press conference along with Benjamin King, as the Chief of Staff, and Pierce, as the communications director, discussing various problems, such as poverty and apartheid.

Playa meets the Vice President Keith David regarding 2 bills about fixing world hunger and curing cancer, the congressman who tries to intimated them with a filibuster, and Josh Birk on the way. While Kinzie, Press Secretary, is busy dealing with the reporters, Playa meets with Shaundi, Director of the Secret Service, who tells them about alien invasion that Matt Miller and Asha have discovered. Playa takes as a joke and also gets distracted by Shaundi's revealing attire and she tries to convince Playa about the impending threat, and Playa eventually decides to do something about it. However, their discussion is caught short as explosion suddenly crippled the conference room and Zinyak visits the White Crib, and tells everyone that the best and brightest will find salvation in the Zin Empire. Kinzie calls out that she has intelligence and Zinyak gladly abducts her, making Playa and Shaundi run up and try to save her, but the Secret Service pins Playa down while Shaundi gets caught by Zinyak and subsequently abducted.

Playa breaks out of the Secret Service agents grip and head to the Oval Office and grabs some weapons. The Zin continues to abduct the rest of the Saints and Cabinet members, including Keith David, Ben King, Pierce, Matt Miller and Asha and leaves Playa the sole Cabinet member left as they fight through the White Crib and proceeds to a turret outside to repeal the Void UFOs attacking. A Zin Battleship flies in and destroys the Washington Monument before getting shot down by Playa.

After the Battleship crashes, Playa charges in and shoots through the window before Zinyak catches them like he did with Shaundi earlier. The two break apart as they get into a fight with one another. Eventually, Playa out-maneuvers Zinyak and goes to execute him with their Heavy Pistol, but Zinyak however, teleports away and punches Playa, making them drop their Heavy Pistol. Zinyak then uses Telekinesis on Playa and proceeds to violently slam them against the walls and leaves them battered and defeated as Zinyak remarks on how much fun he's going to have breaking Playa, and successfully abducts Playa along with the rest of the whole cabinet.

Gameplay[]

The Saints Wing - Destroy Aliens objective

This mission automatically starts upon completing Player Customization after Zero Saints Thirty. It is not possible to exit this mission, only to restart it.

Go to press conference

This mission features three optional choices, similar to choices in Saints Row: The Third. Apart from Playa's immediate action, these choices have no effect on this mission.

The Saints Wing - Keith David choice

"Cure Cancer" or "Feed Hungry" choice

Playa is approached by Keith David, who is holding two bills.

  • Choice 1: Cure Cancer
    • Eliminate cancer forever - the bill is named "Fuck Cancer"
  • Choice 2: Feed Hungry
    • No one goes hungry - the bill is named "Let Them Eat Cake"


The Saints Wing - The Congressman choice

"The Low Road" or "The High Road" choice

Playa is approached by an obnoxious congressman.

  • Choice 1: The Low Road
    • Punch a Dickhead.
  • Choice 2: The High Road
    • Punch a Dick in the Head.


The Saints Wing - Josh Birk choice

"No Way" or "Totally" choice

Playa is approached by Josh Birk.

  • Choice 1: No Way
    • Just walk away.
  • Choice 2: Totally
    • We are going to party. - Playa gives Birk a High five.


Go to Oval Office

After the cutscene ends, tap Jump button until Playa is free and head to the Oval Office, killing or ignoring one Zin soldier. An Automatic Rifle is collected automatically, and there is an optional Heavy SMG, Pump-Action Shotgun, and RPG.

Playa is automatically armed with a Heavy Pistol, which is the only weapon added to the Weapons Cache.

Checkpoint

When restarting from the Oval Office checkpoint, all weapons are in the inventory whether or not they are picked up the first time.

Go to portico

As soon as Keith David is abducted, two more aliens appear, but these shouldn't be a problem. After Ben King with Pierce are abducted, more Zin appear, who can be either killed or ignored. Once Asha and Matt Miller are abducted also, more Zin appear. These can be killed with an RPG easily.

Destroy aliens

Go outside and as soon as the cutscene ends, start shooting down alien UFOs with a giant Turret. It can either fire either normal gun shots or rockets.

Shoot down battleship

Soon a giant battleship appears, which must be taken down too.

After the next cutscene, are a series of quick time events, following the on-screen instructions completes the mission faster, but they can be ignored with no consequences.

Rewards[]

Trivia[]

  • This is Benjamin King's first appearance in the Saints Row series since the final mission in Saints Row.[2] This is also the first time he has a speaking line since the last Vice Kings mission[3] and also interacting with Playa since that mission.
  • When joining a Co-op game after having already completed "Dancing Queen", Benjamin wears his Super Homie outfit in the first cutscene, despite being in the real world.
    • This also happens using the unlockitall cheat in both singleplayer and Co-op.
    • This happens because Ben is the only character who wears the same outfit in The Simulation and the White Crib. All Homies are defined with both outfits, and which one is worn depends on whether his super powers are unlocked, but all other characters in this mission use a special character model.
  • During the opening cutscene, Pierce asks Playa if they are going to get married to raise the approval poll, to which they respond "fuck no". In the next mission, "A Pleasant Day", they are shown to have a wife, although in The Simulation. This is further played with in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell when Playa is abducted by Satan to marry his daughter.
  • The Congressman choices may be an allusion to former congressman Anthony Weiner.
  • The Congressman is a re-skinned William Sharp, a character from Saints Row and a cut character for Saints Row IV.
  • The "Number one fan"'s shirt colour is random.
  • Oleg and Josh are both seen in the first portion of the mission, but are not present after the Zin invade.
  • In pre-release gameplay videos of the second cutscene, after Playa asks Shaundi "When did you start taking Kinzie seriously?", she replies with "because the people who helped us kill [beep] said we should." The censored word may be "Cyrus" or "Cyrus Temple", and may have been censored to avoid spoilers, but is more likely she was saying "Bin Laden", the original target of the first mission.[4][5][6]
    • In the final release of the game, Shaundi's dialogue is changed to "When the people who helped us save the world said we should."
  • It is not possible to pick up Zin weapons during this mission.
  • Numerous times during this mission, the screen exhibits "glitch" effects seen within The Simulation, although this mission is supposed to take place in the real world.
  • The Zinyak fight at the end of the mission is a quick time event based fight, reminiscent of fighting Killbane.[7]
    • No buttons are required to be pressed during the battle, and it is impossible to fail the mission during the battle.
    • Zinyak wipes his mouth regardless of whether Playa lands a punch.
  • Playa's dramatic reaction to the destruction of the Washington Monument is a reference to the 1968 film Planet of the Apes.
  • When joining a Co-op game, clothing from The Simulation can be worn, despite this mission taking place in the real world.
  • Secret Service Agent's quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today." is a reference to Dante's quote from Clerks.
  • This is the only time Zinyak or any other NPC uses Telekinesis outside The Simulation, and is the only time Playa is picked up by Telekinesis.
  • The quest name "Hail to the Chief" was first revealed in pre-release gameplay demos, although the title appearing on-screen was never explained in any of them.[8]
  • Playa feeds an apple to the Tiger from Tiger Escort.

Co-op[]

  • The guest is not pinned down by the secret service, but cannot trigger the Oval Office scripted sequence until the host gets free.
  • The guest's turret is located to the left, but the cutscene shows both players getting into the right turret.
  • Regardless of who destroys the Zin ships, the quick time events during the battle with Zinyak are only available to the host, while the guest watches.

Transcript[]

Cutscene #1[]

Benjamin King: "This is a problem."
Playa: "It's not a problem."
Benjamin King: "You alienated part of America."
Playa: "I alienated crazy people."
Pierce: "You couldn't resist, could you."
Playa: "Jesus, not you too."
Pierce: "This is a problem."
Benjamin King: "I keep trying to explain that, but the President won't listen."
Playa: "Poverty is a problem. Apartheid is a problem. This is just a couple o-"
Pierce: "Here's the latest approval poll."
Playa: "We lost 20 points, we can get them back."
Pierce: "They're AT 20 points."
Playa: "I'll admit that's a little lower than anticipated."
Pierce: "So you agree you have a problem."
Playa: "Nope, you do. You're the communications director, fix this."
Pierce: "Can you give me 100 percent employment?"
Playa: "No."
Pierce: "Will you get married?"
Playa: "Fuck no."
Pierce: "Then I think we're in trouble."
Playa: "King, can you have this naysayer assassinated?"
Benjamin King: "Not when you say it publicly."
Playa: "You were more fun as a gang leader."
Benjamin King: "We have a country to run..."fun" isn't part of the equation."
Playa: "Where's a septic truck when you need one."

Gameplay[]

Playa - Female 1: "Ugh. I hope Keith has some good news."
Playa - Female 2: "Feh. Perhaps Keith has some good news."
Playa - Female 3: "Mercy. Here's hoping Keith has good news."
Playa - Male 1: "C'mon, Keith. Have some good news."
Playa - Male 2: "Shit. Keith better have some good news."
Playa - Male 3: "Bollocks. Maybe Keith has a good word for me."
Nolan North: "Ugh. I hope Keith has some good news."
— "Enter Hallway"
Secret Service: "Sorry, this area isn't secure."
Secret Service: "This area is sealed off. Sorry."
Secret Service: "No one allowed. Even you."
Secret Service: "Apologies but it's not safe beyond this point."
Secret Service: "We've received a threat, sir. We need you to stay away."
— "Secret Service Redirect"
Playa - Female 1: "Worst part of this job? Press conferences."
Playa - Female 2: "I dread these endless question and answer sessions."
Playa - Female 3: "I'm so not looking forward to this press conference."
Playa - Male 1: "Who schedules a press conference for this early in the morning?"
Playa - Male 2: "This press conference shit gets old real fast."
Playa - Male 3: "I am really not looking forward to question time."
Nolan North: "I am really not looking forward to this press conference."
— "Hallway Walk"
Keith David: "Listen, we've got enough clout right now for one major bill, not both. So whaddya want me to push forward? Do you want to be the President who cured cancer or the President who solved world hunger?"
Playa - Female 1: "Time to make cancer public enemy number one."
Playa - Female 2: "Cancer has to go. Now where are my cigarettes?"
Playa - Female 3: "Keith, Keith, Keith... Fuck cancer."
Playa - Male 1: "Cancer had a good run. But it's time to put it down."
Playa - Male 2: "Let's roll up on cancer and leave it bleeding in the street."
Playa - Male 3: "Cancer can kiss my arse."
Nolan North: "Cancer had a good run. But it's time to put it down."
Keith David: "Good choice."
— Encounter with Keith David - "Cure Cancer"
Keith David: "Listen, we've got enough clout right now for one major bill, not both. So whaddya want me to push forward? Do you want to be the President who cured cancer or the President who solved world hunger?"
Playa - Female 1: "As for hunger, tell the kitchen to fix me a smoothie."
Playa - Female 2: "Speaking of hunger, have the chef prepare me a quiche."
Playa - Female 3: "Speakin' of hunger, have the kitchen fix me beignets and coffee."
Playa - Male 1: "Speaking of hunger, tell the kitchen to send up a burger."
Playa - Male 2: "As for hunger, I'll solve that one taco at a time."
Playa - Male 3: "Speakin' of hunger, you fancy a steak and kidney pie?"
Nolan North: "Speaking of hunger, tell the kitchen to send up a panda burger, will ya?"
Keith David: "Good choice."
— Encounter with Keith David - "Feed Hungry"
Playa - Female 1: "I hope Kinzie's got the peanut gallery handled."
Playa - Female 2: "I hope Kinzie has the press pool under control."
Playa - Female 3: "Sure hope Kinzie's handling those jackass reporters."
Playa - Male 1: "I hope Kinzie's keeping the sharks at bay."
Playa - Male 2: "I hope Kinzie's got the reporters handled."
Playa - Male 3: "I hope Kinzie's got the press under control."
Nolan North: "I hope Kinzie's keeping the sharks at bay."
— "Hallway Walk"
Congressman: "Now you listen here, if you think you can cram your agenda past congress you are in for a rude awakening, you hear me? Let me tell you a little something about the greatest word in politics: FILIBUSTER!"
Playa: "Allow me to retort."
Playa - Female 1: "Hey, Doris! We still playing tennis later?"
Playa - Female 2: "Bon jour, Doris! Are we still on for tennis?"
Playa - Female 3: "Doris, you still owe me that cheesecake recipe!"
Playa - Male 1: "Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis?"
Playa - Male 2: "Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis?"
Playa - Male 3: "Oi, Doris! We're still on for tennis, yes?"
Nolan North: "Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis and a blow job?"
— Encounter with Congressman - "The Low Road"
Congressman: "Now you listen here, if you think you can cram your agenda past congress you are in for a rude awakening, you hear me? Let me tell you a little something about the greatest word in politics: FILIBUSTER!"
Playa - Female 1: "How about FACE-BUSTER?"
Playa - Female 2: "I have TWO words for you: Broken. Nose."
Playa - Female 3: "Try saying that with busted teeth."
Playa - Male 1: "I gotta word for ya! OW MY FACE."
Playa - Male 2: "Fili-bust THIS, smartass."
Playa - Male 3: "Words are cheap."
Nolan North: "I gotta word for ya! Shut the fuck up."
Playa - Female 1: "Damn, I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
Playa - Female 2: "It appears I sliced a knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
Playa - Female 3: "Think I bruised a knuckle..."
Playa - Male 1: "Think I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
Playa - Male 2: "Busted a knuckle on that senator's tooth..."
Playa - Male 3: "Must've cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
Nolan North: "Think I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
— Encounter with Congressman - "The High Road"
Josh Birk: "Oleg and I are about to head over to Camp David to watch some NyteBlayde... Yep. You down?"
Josh Birk: "BOOM!"
Playa - Female 1: "I'll, um, catch up with ya later, Josh."
Playa - Female 2: "Well...I'll have my people call your people, Josh."
Playa - Female 3: "That sounds... great, Josh."
Playa - Male 1: "Yeah, I'll...catch ya later, Josh."
Playa - Male 2: "Uh...you two go on and start without me."
Playa - Male 3: "Thanks but no thanks, mate."
Nolan North: "Yeah, I'll uh... catch ya later, Josh."
— Encounter with Josh Birk - "No Way"
Josh Birk: "Oleg and I are about to head over to Camp David to watch some NyteBlayde... Yep. You down?"
Josh Birk: "BOOM!"
Playa - Female 1: "Shit, how could I pass that up?"
Playa - Female 2: "Of course I'm in, Josh."
Playa - Female 3: "I'm always in for a marathon."
Playa - Male 1: "And save me some popcorn this time."
Playa - Male 2: "I'll be there soon as I can."
Playa - Male 3: "Hell yeah I'm in."
Nolan North: "And save me some popcorn this time."
— Encounter with Josh Birk - "No Way"
Fan: "I'm your number one fan!"
Oleg kicks the fan
Playa - Female 1: "Nice work, Oleg. Nice."
Playa - Female 2: "Nice work, Oleg."
Playa - Female 3: "Nice work, Oleg."
Playa - Male 1: "Nice work, Oleg."
Playa - Male 2: "Nice work, Oleg."
Playa - Male 3: "Nice work, Oleg."
Nolan North: "Nice work, Oleg."
— Encounter with Oleg

Cutscene #2[]

Kinzie is taking a press conference
Kinzie Kensington: "The President's words were taken out of context."
Bitchy Reporter: "Kinzie, what's the right context for, and I quote, "I'm the Patron Saint of America, we should probably look into changing the pledge of allegiance to One Nation Under Me.""
Kinzie Kensington: "That's a great question."
Kinzie Kensington: "Jane-"
The scene changes to Shaundi and Playa
Shaundi: "I think we have a problem."
Playa: "Oh not you too? how many times do I have to-"
Shaundi: "Asha and Miller are waiting for you in the oval office."
Playa: "If MI6 needed something they would send it up the chain, not fly across an ocean."
Shaundi: "They said nobody back home believes them."
Playa: "Jesus, what's going on."
Shaundi: "They think we're about to be attacked by aliens."
Playa: "I gotta go."
Shaundi: "This is serious!"
Shaundi: "You know that Kinzie's been saying the same thing."
Playa: "When did you start taking Kinzie seriously?"
Shaundi: "When the people who helped us save the world said we should."
Playa: "Alright, I'll swing by after I deal with-"
The Zin attack
Kinzie Kensington: "I knew it."
Zinyak: "Hello humans?"
Zinyak: "Ladies and gentlemen this is not a time for fear, but a time for celebration. Today, the best and brightest among you will find salvation within the Zin Empire."
Kinzie Kensington: "I'm smarter than all these people."
Zinyak: "Delightful."
Playa: "Kinzie, NO!"
Secret Service: "Protect the President!"
Zinyak: "I do love your spirit, my dear. I'm Zinyak, pleasure to meet you. Would you like to join me for a ride?"
Zinyak: "Splendid."
— Mid-mission cutscene

Gameplay[]

Playa - Female 1: "Hands off!"
Playa - Female 2: "Release me!"
Playa - Female 3: "Y'all back off!"
Playa - Male 1: "Get off me!"
Playa - Male 2: "Man, back the fuck up!"
Playa - Male 3: "Back off!"
Nolan North: "Get off me!"
— Playa while pinned by the "Secret Service"
Secret Service: "Die, alien muthafucka!"
Secret Service: "I've trained for this!"
Secret Service: "We got this!"
Secret Service: "I did this for you!"
Secret Service: "I regret nothing!"
Secret Service: "Tell my wife...I had another wife..."
Secret Service: "Be cool. Be cool. You got this."
Secret Service: "Eyes open, people."
Secret Service: "I am with Honey Badger. Repeat I am with Honey Badger."
Secret Service: "I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Secret Service: "Make your move, aliens. I dare you."
Secret Service: "This is just like a dream I had."
Secret Service: "Watch out for aliens."
Secret Service: "We got your back."
Secret Service: "Who are these fucking creatures."
— "Secret Service"
Playa - Female 1: "I told them I wanted a gun in every room."
Playa - Female 2: "I told them to have a gun available every five steps."
Playa - Female 3: "They laughed when I said I wanted an SMG and a pinch of mint julep in every room."
Playa - Male 1: "I told them we should have a gun every five steps."
Playa - Male 2: "Man, I said we should have a gun every five steps."
Playa - Male 3: "I told them put a gun every five steps."
Nolan North: "Told them we should have a gun every five steps."
Playa - Female 1: "And two in every hallway!"
Playa - Female 2: "Every five steps, I say."
Playa - Female 3: "Who's laughing now?"
Playa - Male 1: "Every five steps, I said."
Playa - Male 2: "Is that too much to ask?"
Playa - Male 3: "And a grenade launcher every ten."
Nolan North: "Every five steps, I said."
— "Oval Office Run"
Asha: "There you are! Thank God you're all right!"
Playa - Female 1: "You okay? Where's Matt?"
Playa - Female 2: "Are you okay? Where is Matthew?"
Playa - Female 3: "You all right? Where's Matt?"
Playa - Male 1: "You okay? Where's Matt?"
Playa - Male 2: "You okay? Where's Matt?"
Playa - Male 3: "You all right? Where's Matt?"
Nolan North: "You okay? Where's Matt?"
Asha: "Upstairs, trying to find out what's happening."
Playa: "What IS happening?"
Asha: "All out war by the looks of it."
Playa - Female 1: "Gonna need guns. Lots of 'em."
Playa - Female 2: "How do they expect me to commit xenocide without a weapon?"
Playa - Female 3: "Jesus, I need a gun."
Playa - Male 1: "I need to get some guns."
Playa - Male 2: "Gonna need some serious firepower."
Playa - Male 3: "Gotta arm myself."
Nolan North: "All right, time to get some guns."
— "Oval Office"
Asha: "I'm meeting up with Matt. I'll be in touch via comm."
Playa - Female 1: "Be careful."
Playa - Female 2: "Keep your head down."
Playa - Female 3: "Take care of yourself."
Playa - Male 1: "Be careful."
Playa - Male 2: "Watch your ass."
Playa - Male 3: "Stay safe."
Nolan North: "Be careful."
— "Has Weapon"
Playa - Female 1: "Wish I had more hands to shoot with..."
Playa - Female 2: "I want to take you in my hands..."
Playa - Female 3: "Ooh, I just wanna hug y'all."
Playa - Male 1: "I want to feel you in my hands..."
Playa - Male 2: "My trigger finger's lonely..."
Playa - Male 3: "Come to daddy..."
Nolan North: "I want to feel you in my hands..."
— "Weapon Look"
Playa - Female 1: "Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns."
Playa - Female 2: "Guns, magnificent guns."
Playa - Female 3: "Gorgeous, gorgeous guns."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns."
Playa - Male 2: "Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns."
Playa - Male 3: "Oh, lovely, lovely guns."
Nolan North: "Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns."
— After picking up a Heavy SMG
Playa - Female 1: "Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions."
Playa - Female 2: "Second amendment remedies never looked so good."
Playa - Female 3: "Talk about second amendment remedies..."
Playa - Male 1: "Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions."
Playa - Male 2: "Got enough here for a "well regulated militia"..."
Playa - Male 3: "It's the bleedin' arsenal of democracy."
Nolan North: "Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions."
— After picking up a Pump-Action Shotgun
Playa - Female 1: "This is not about penis envy. Just sayin'."
Playa - Female 2: "And they thought I was mad when I wanted a rocket launcher in my office. Hmph. Who's laughing now?"
Playa - Female 3: "Ahh, this takes me back to my first Sadie Hawkins."
Playa - Male 1: "Who's compensating now, huh?"
Playa - Male 2: "Who's compensating now, huh?"
Playa - Male 3: "Who's compensating now, eh?"
Nolan North: "Who's compensating now, huh? Heh heh heh... heh... *sobs*"
— After picking up the RPG
Keith David: "Come on! This way!"
The Zin break through the roof and beam Keith upwards
Keith David: "What the fuck--"
Playa: "Keith!"
Playa: "Goddammit."
— "VP Gets Abducted"
Playa - Female 1: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
Playa - Female 2: "Merde. What the fuck is going on?"
Playa - Female 3: "Dang it. What the fuck is going on?"
Playa - Male 1: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
Playa - Male 2: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
Playa - Male 3: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
Nolan North: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
— "Hallway Talk"
Playa - Female 1: "Pierce! Ben! Let's go!"
Playa - Female 2: "Pierce! Ben! We have to go!"
Playa - Female 3: "Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!"
Playa - Male 1: "Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!"
Playa - Male 2: "Pierce! Ben! We gotta bounce!"
Playa - Male 3: "Pierce! Ben!"
Nolan North: "Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!"
Ben King: "Shit, playa! Save yourself!"
Pierce: "Fuck that... save me!"
Playa - Female 1: "What... oh shit."
Playa - Female 2: "What... oh shit."
Playa - Female 3: "What... aw, hell."
Playa - Male 1: "What... oh shit."
Playa - Male 2: "What the... oh shit."
Playa - Male 3: "What... oh hell."
Nolan North: "What... oh shit."
Playa - Female 1: "You aliens are so dead."
Playa - Female 2: "You'll pay for this."
Playa - Female 3: "You Martians are so dead."
Playa - Male 1: "You aliens are so dead."
Playa - Male 2: "You aliens are so dead."
Playa - Male 3: "You E.T.s are so fucking dead."
Nolan North: "You aliens are so dead."
— "Pierce and Ben"
Zin Soldier: "Die, human!"
Zin Soldier: "Fall before the Zin Empire!"
Zin Soldier: "Hahahaha!"
Zin Soldier: "Resistance will only bring you pain!"
Zin Soldier: "Zinyak above all!"
— Zin Soldiers
Playa - Female 1: "I'm gonna find that ugly mother..."
Playa - Female 2: "I will find that ugly son of a bitch..."
Playa - Female 3: "I'm gonna find that ugly mother..."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm gonna find that ugly mother..."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm gonna find that ugly motherfucker..."
Playa - Male 3: "I'm gonna find that ugly mother..."
Nolan North: "I'm gonna find that ugly motherfucker..."
— "Hallway Talk"
Playa - Female 1: "Where are you, asshole..."
Playa - Female 2: "Where are you, asshole..."
Playa - Female 3: "Come on... where the hell are you..."
Playa - Male 1: "Where are you, asshole..."
Playa - Male 2: "Where are you, asshole..."
Playa - Male 3: "Where are you, arsehole..."
Nolan North: "Where are you, asshole..."
— "Hallway Talk"
Playa - Female 1: "Take out my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off."
Playa - Female 2: "Abduct my cabinet, I will rip your fucking head off."
Playa - Female 3: "Kidnap my cabinet, I will rip your damn head off."
Playa - Male 1: "Take out my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off."
Playa - Male 2: "Snatch my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off."
Playa - Male 3: "Ugh, fucking nick my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off."
Nolan North: "Take out my cabinet will ya? I'll rip your fucking head off."
— "Hallway Talk"
Asha (over radio): "Matt and I are at the South Portico. You have to see this!"
Playa nears them
Matt Miller: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
Asha: "Matt! Hold onto me!"
Playa - Female 1: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
Playa - Female 2: "Asha! Matthew! GODDAMMIT."
Playa - Female 3: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
Playa - Male 1: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
Playa - Male 2: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
Playa - Male 3: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
Nolan North: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
Playa - Female 1: "Oh shit!"
Playa - Female 2: "Oh shit!"
Playa - Female 3: "Holy shit!"
Playa - Male 1: "Oh shit!"
Playa - Male 2: "Oh shit!"
Playa - Male 3: "Oh shit!"
Nolan North: "Oh shit!"
— "Asha and Matt Abducted"
Playa - Female 1: "Holy shit...how many of you are there?"
Playa - Female 2: "Mon Dieu...how many of you are there?"
Playa - Female 3: "Well, fuck me running...how many of you are there?"
Playa - Male 1: "Holy shit...how many of you are there?"
Playa - Male 2: "Holy shit...how many of these are there?"
Playa - Male 3: "Christ on a bike...how many of you are there?"
Nolan North: "Holy shit... I'm just an actor, how many of you are there?"
Playa: "Bert to Ernie. Bert to Ernie. Activate South Portico defenses."
— "South Portico"
Playa - Female 1: "Let's do this, you gorgeous thing."
Playa - Female 2: "Let's do this, you beautiful monstrosity."
Playa - Female 3: "Let's do this, you beautiful thing."
Playa - Male 1: "Let's do this, you beautiful thing."
Playa - Male 2: "Let's do this, you badass motherfucker."
Playa - Male 3: "Oh, let's do this, you beautiful, deadly thing, you."
Nolan North: "Let's do this, you beautiful bastard."
— "Turret"
Playa - Female 1: "Come and get it!"
Playa - Female 2: "Dinner is served!"
Playa - Female 3: "Come on!"
Playa - Male 1: "Come get a taste!"
Playa - Male 2: "Come get some!"
Playa - Male 3: "Come on, choke on this!"
Nolan North: "Come get a taste!"
Playa - Female 1: "I'll shoot every one of you out of the sky!"
Playa - Female 2: "I will shoot you ALL down !"
Playa - Female 3: "I'll bag and tag ALL y'all!"
Playa - Male 1: "I'll shoot down every last one of you!"
Playa - Male 2: "I'll gun down every last one of you!"
Playa - Male 3: "I'll prang every last one of you!"
Nolan North: "I'll shoot down every last one of you!"
Playa - Female 1: "You stole my gang!"
Playa - Female 2: "You stole my friends!"
Playa - Female 3: "You stole my partners!"
Playa - Male 1: "You stole my crew!"
Playa - Male 2: "You stole my homies!"
Playa - Male 3: "You nicked my mates!"
Nolan North: "You stole my crew!"
Playa - Female 1: "You snatched my cabinet!"
Playa - Female 2: "You abducted my cabinet!"
Playa - Female 3: "You made off with my cabinet!"
Playa - Male 1: "You took my cabinet!"
Playa - Male 2: "You fuckin' jacked my cabinet!"
Playa - Male 3: "You pinched my cabinet!"
Nolan North: "You took my cabinet!"
Playa - Female 1: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
Playa - Female 2: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
Playa - Female 3: "You think you can come here and violate MY country?"
Playa - Male 1: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
Playa - Male 2: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
Playa - Male 3: "You think you can come here and bollocks MY country?"
Nolan North: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
Playa - Female 1: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
Playa - Female 2: "This is for Madame Liberté!"
Playa - Female 3: "This here's for Lady Liberty!"
Playa - Male 1: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
Playa - Male 2: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
Playa - Male 3: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
Nolan North: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
Playa - Female 1: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
Playa - Female 2: "This is for Uncle Samuel!"
Playa - Female 3: "This here's for Uncle Sam!"
Playa - Male 1: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
Playa - Male 2: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
Playa - Male 3: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
Nolan North: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
Playa - Female 1: "This one's just because I want to!"
Playa - Female 2: "This one is just because I want to!"
Playa - Female 3: "And this here's for li'l ol' ME!"
Playa - Male 1: "And this one's just because I want to!"
Playa - Male 2: "And this one's because I want to!"
Playa - Male 3: "And this one's just for shits and giggles!"
Nolan North: "And this one's just because I want to!"
— "Turret Fight"
Playa - Female 1: "What...are you..."
Playa - Female 2: "Qu'est que-ce..."
Playa - Female 3: "What...are you..."
Playa - Male 1: "What...are you..."
Playa - Male 2: "What...are you..."
Playa - Male 3: "What...are you..."
Nolan North: "What...are you..."
— "Big Ship"
Playa: "You blew it up!"
Playa - Female 1: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
Playa - Female 2: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
Playa - Female 3: "You... are so dead."
Playa - Male 1: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
Playa - Male 2: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
Playa - Male 3: "You. Are so. Bloody. Dead."
Nolan North: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
— "Monument Fall"
Here I come, you sonofabitch.
— Playa

Cutscene #3[]

Zinyak: "Why do you humans enjoy leaping so much?"
Playa: "Get off my lawn you sonofabitch!"

Gameplay[]

Playa - Female 1: "You didn't count on me, did ya?"
Playa - Female 2: "You did not take me into account, did you?"
Playa - Female 3: "Ha! You don't know who you're dealin' with, do you?"
Playa - Male 1: "Didn't count on me, did ya?"
Playa - Male 2: "Didn't count on me, did ya?"
Playa - Male 3: "Didn't count on me, did ya?"
Nolan North: "Didn't count on me, did ya?"
Zinyak: "Well hello there. Welcome aboard."
— "PC on Zinyak Ship"
Playa - Female 1: "I'm gonna have you stuffed and mounted, you alien fuck."
Playa - Female 2: "I will have you dissected alive, you alien swine."
Playa - Female 3: "You never should've fucked with my rose garden!"
Playa - Male 1: "I'm gonna hang you over the fireplace, you alien fuck."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm sticking your head on a spike, you alien fuck."
Playa - Male 3: "Oh, I'm gonna mount you over the fireplace, you alien fuck."
Nolan North: "I'm gonna hang you over the fireplace, you alien fuck."
Zinyak: "Now, now. Not so fast."
Playa - Female 1: "Say goodbye."
Playa - Female 2: "Au revoir."
Playa - Female 3: "Say goodbye."
Playa - Male 1: "Now say goodnight."
Playa - Male 2: "Say goodbye."
Playa - Male 3: "Say goodbye."
Nolan North: "Say goodnight."
Zinyak: "I'm sorry. Did you want to fight?"
Playa: "Oof!"
— "Zinyak QTE"
Playa: "Wait--what?"
Playa - Female 1: "Ow! Shit!"
Playa - Female 2: "Ow! Shit!"
Playa - Female 3: "Ow! Shit!"
Playa - Male 1: "Ow! Shit!"
Playa - Male 2: "Ahh! Shit!"
Playa - Male 3: "Ow! Shit!"
Nolan North: "Ow! Shit!"
Zinyak: "Done yet?"
— "Zinyak QTE Zinyak"
Zinyak: "Hahaha. Did you really think you could stop me?"
Playa - Female 1: "Shit!"
Playa - Female 2: "Shit!"
Playa - Female 3: "Shit!"
Playa - Male 1: "Shit!"
Playa - Male 2: "Ahh! Shit!"
Playa - Male 3: "Fucking hell!"
Nolan North: "Shit!"
Zinyak: "Oh, human arrogance. Is there anything more charming?"
— "Zinyak QTE Taunt"
Playa: "Ow, you--"
Playa: "Fucking ass--"
Playa - Female 1: "Hole, I'm going to..."
Playa - Female 2: "Hole, I'm going to..."
Playa - Female 3: "Hole, I'm going to..."
Playa - Male 1: "Hole, I'm going to..."
Playa - Male 2: "Oof... Hole, I'm gonna fuckin'..."
Playa - Male 3: "Hole, I'm gonna..."
Nolan North: "Hole, I'm gonna..."
Zinyak: "Do what, exactly? Huh? Bravado me to death?"
Zinyak: "Ooohohoho... I'm going to have fun breaking you."
— "Zinyak QTE Tked About"

Unsorted[]

Playa - Female 1: "Leave my country alone!"
Playa - Female 2: "Get out of my house!"
Playa - Female 3: "Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?"
Playa - Male 1: "Leave my country alone!"
Playa - Male 2: "Humans only, motherfuckers!"
Playa - Male 3: "Piss off, you ugly sods!"
Nolan North: "Leave my country alone!"
Playa - Female 1: "Ha! You assholes pissed off the wrong POTUS!"
Playa - Female 2: "You will reap the whirlwind!"
Playa - Female 3: "The only one who's ruining this country is ME!"
Playa - Male 1: "Ho ho, you pissed off the wrong POTUS, assholes!"
Playa - Male 2: "You pissed off the wrong POTUS!"
Playa - Male 3: "You berks picked a fight with the wrong POTUS!"
Nolan North: "Ho ho, did you piss off the wrong POTUS, assholes!"
— "Alien Encounter"
Playa - Female 1: "Thanks for giving me a bigger target."
Playa - Female 2: "You just gave me a bigger target."
Playa - Female 3: "Much obliged for the bigger target."
Playa - Male 1: "Thanks for giving me a bigger target."
Playa - Male 2: "Giving me a bigger target? Fine."
Playa - Male 3: "Thanks for giving me a bigger target."
Nolan North: "Thanks for giving me a bigger target."
Playa - Female 1: "Down you go!"
Playa - Female 2: "You are going down!"
Playa - Female 3: "I'm dropping you like a bad habit!"
Playa - Male 1: "You're going down!"
Playa - Male 2: "You're going down!"
Playa - Male 3: "You're going down!"
Nolan North: "You're going down!"
— "Big Ship Fight"
Playa - Female 1: "Okay. I better get down there."
Playa - Female 2: "Very well. Time to face the music."
Playa - Female 3: "Okey-dokey. Time to go to work."
Playa - Male 1: "All right. I better get down there."
Playa - Male 2: "Okay. Time to clock in."
Playa - Male 3: "Right. Time to face the punters."
Nolan North: "All right. I better get down there."
— "Mission Start"
Ben King: "Your public's waiting for you."
Pierce: "Let's talk later about your line of presidential fragrances."
— "Mission Start Idle"
Playa - Female 1: "That's right, I'm the goddamn President!"
Playa - Female 2: "That's right, I am the fucking President!"
Playa - Female 3: "Never send the Secret Service to do a lady's work."
Playa - Male 1: "That's right, I'm the fuckin' President!"
Playa - Male 2: "That's right, I'm the fuckin' President!"
Playa - Male 3: "That's right, I'm the bloody President!"
Nolan North: "That's right, I'm the fuckin' President! Ha ha!"
— "Turret Celebrate"
*coughs*
— Playa, "Turret Cough"

Playa - Female 1: "Oh shit, that's really not good..."
Playa - Female 2: "Oh shit, that is really not good..."
Playa - Female 3: "Oh Lord, that's really not good..."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh shit, that's really not good..."
Playa - Male 2: "Oh shit, that's not good..."
Playa - Male 3: "Oh shit, that's really not good..."
Nolan North: "Oh shit, that's really not good..."
Playa: "SHIT...!"
— "Turret Shield"
Playa - Female 1: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
Playa - Female 2: "Show me the goods, Johnny."
Playa - Female 3: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
Playa - Male 1: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
Playa - Male 2: "Whatchu got for me, Johnny?"
Playa - Male 3: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
Nolan North: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
— "Weapon"
Do your worst.
— Zinyak, "Zinyak QTE Bring"

Playa - Female 1: "You got it."
Playa - Female 2: "Prepare to die."
Playa - Female 3: "You asked for it, hon."
Playa - Male 1: "Oh, it's on."
Playa - Male 2: "Damn right I will."
Playa - Male 3: "Too right I will."
Nolan North: "Oh, it's on."
— "Zinyak QTE Bum"
Come on.
— Playa, "Zinyak QTE Come Get It"

Playa - Female 1: "I'm..."
Playa - Female 2: "I..."
Playa - Female 3: "I'm..."
Playa - Male 1: "I'm..."
Playa - Male 2: "I'm..."
Playa - Male 3: "I'm..."
Nolan North: "I'm..."
Playa - Female 1: "Gonna..."
Playa - Female 2: "Will..."
Playa - Female 3: "Gonna..."
Playa - Male 1: "Gonna..."
Playa - Male 2: "Gonna..."
Playa - Male 3: "Gonna..."
Nolan North: "Gonna..."
Playa: "Tear..."
Playa: "You..."
— "Zinyak QTE Punch"
Uh-uh.
— Playa, "Zinyak QTE Roll"

Gallery[]

The Saints Wing - 5 Years Later

The Saints Wing takes place 5 years after Zero Saints Thirty

The Saints Wing - Ben King, Playa and Pierce

Benjamin King, Playa and Pierce

The Saints Wing - two congressmen smoking

Two congressmen smoking

The Saints Wing - tiger

Tiger being fed by Playa

The Saints Wing - Kinzie

Kinzie Kensington addressing the reporters

The Saints Wing - reporter

Reporter asking Kinzie questions

The Saints Wing - Shaundi

Shaundi explains to Playa about the incoming invasion

The Saints Wing - explosion

Explosion inside the White Crib

The Saints Wing - Zinyak

Zinyak and 2 Zin soldiers

The Saints Wing - Kinzie and Zinyak

Zinyak about to abduct Kinzie

The Saints Wing - Shaundi abducted

Zinyak abducting Shaundi

The Saints Wing - The Ship

The Ship about to crash

The Saints Wing - Playa and Zinyak

Playa and Zinyak

The Saints Wing - Toilet attacking Zinyak

Playa fighting Zinyak while dressed as a toilet

The Saints Wing - Destroy Aliens objective

The Saints Wing - Destroy Aliens objective


References[]

  1. Mission: Zero Saints Thirty
  2. Mission: Saints and Martyrs
  3. Mission: All the King's Men
  4. File: m00.lua, "M00_Checkpoint_Kill_Osama"
  5. Quote:
    From an early age, my father instilled a pride and patriotism in me that carried me far in life. I dedicated myself to serving the Crown. I don't regret it, though it's not been without its challenges. One of those challenges was working with the Saints in taking down Osama bin Laden.
    — Unused Asha Audio Log subtitle

  6. Quote:
    I didn't know much about Asha Odekar before she helped us take down Osama bin Laden but, in the years since, I've come to know her as one of the best soldiers I've ever met. If I'm going to take down Zinyak, I want her in my crew.
    — Unused Playa subtitle from The Case of Mr. X

  7. Mission: Three Way
  8. Image: Hail to the Chief quest name on-screen in pre-release gameplay video


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