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The Saints Wing
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"The Saints Wing" mission completion screen
Quest

Hail to the Chief

Enemies

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Objectives
Rewards
  • "Destroyer-In-Chief" Achievement
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"The Saints Wing" is the second mission in Saints Row IV.

Thank God for gerrymandering.
— Quest description

OverviewEdit

5 years later after the assassination of Cyrus Temple,[1] The Protagonist, as the President of the United States, heads to the press conference along with Benjamin King, as the Chief of Staff, and Pierce, as the communications director, discussing various problems, such as poverty and apartheid.

The Protagonist meets the Vice President Keith David regarding 2 bills about fixing world hunger and curing cancer, the congressman who tries to intimated them with a filibuster, and Josh Birk on the way. While Kinzie, Press Secretary, is busy dealing with the reporters, The Protagonist meets with Shaundi, Director of the Secret Service, who tells them about alien invasion that Matt Miller and Asha have discovered. The Protagonist takes as a joke and also gets distracted by Shaundi's revealing attire and she tries to convince The Protagonist about the impending threat, and The Protagonist eventually decides to do something about it. However, their discussion is caught short as explosion suddenly crippled the conference room and Zinyak visits the White Crib, and tells everyone that the best and brightest will find salvation in the Zin Empire. Kinzie calls out that she has intelligence and Zinyak gladly abducts her, making The Protagonist and Shaundi run up and try to save her, but the Secret Service pins The Protagonist down while Shaundi gets caught by Zinyak and subsequently abducted.

The Protagonist breaks out of the Secret Service agents grip and head to the Oval Office and grabs some weapons. The Zin continues to abduct the rest of the Saints and Cabinet members, including Keith David, Ben King, Pierce, Matt Miller and Asha and leaves The Protagonist the sole Cabinet member left as they fight through the White Crib and proceeds to a turret outside to repeal the Void UFOs attacking. A Zin Battleship flies in and destroys the Washington Monument before getting shot down by The Protagonist.

After the Battleship crashes, The Protagonist charges in and shoots through the window before Zinyak catches them like he did with Shaundi earlier. The two break apart as they get into a fight with one another. Eventually, The Protagonist out-maneuvers Zinyak and goes to execute him with their Heavy Pistol, but Zinyak however, teleports away and punches The Protagonist, making them drop their Heavy Pistol. Zinyak then uses Telekinesis on The Protagonist and proceeds to violently slam them against the walls and leaves them battered and defeated as Zinyak remarks on how much fun he's going to have breaking The Protagonist, and successfully abducts The Protagonist along with the rest of the whole cabinet.

Gameplay Edit

The Saints Wing gameplay

Gameplay from the mission.

Go to press conference
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UI N-A

This mission features three optional choices, similar to choices in Saints Row: The Third. Apart from The Protagonist's immediate action, these choices have no effect on this mission.

The Saints Wing - Keith David choice

"Cure Cancer" or "Feed Hungry" choice

The Protagonist is approached by Keith David, who is holding two bills.

  • Choice 1: Cure Cancer
    • Eliminate cancer forever - the bill is named "Fuck Cancer"
  • Choice 2: Feed Hungry
    • No one goes hungry - the bill is named "Let Them Eat Cake"


The Saints Wing - The Congressman choice

"The Low Road" or "The High Road" choice

The Protagonist is approached by an obnoxious congressman.

  • Choice 1: The Low Road
    • Punch a Dickhead.
  • Choice 2: The High Road
    • Punch a Dick in the Head.


The Saints Wing - Josh Birk choice

"No Way" or "Totally" choice

The Protagonist is approached by Josh Birk.

  • Choice 1: No Way
    • Just walk away.
  • Choice 2: Totally
    • We are going to party. - The Protagonist gives Birk a High five.


Go to Oval Office

After the cutscene ends, tap Jump button until The Protagonist is free and head to the Oval Office, killing or ignoring one Zin soldier. An Automatic Rifle is collected automatically, and there is an optional Heavy SMG, Pump-Action Shotgun, and RPG.

The Protagonist is automatically armed with a Heavy Pistol, which is the only weapon added to the Weapons Cache.

Checkpoint

When restarting from the Oval Office checkpoint, all weapons are in the inventory whether or not they are picked up the first time.

Go to portico

As soon as Keith David is abducted, two more aliens appear, but these shouldn't be a problem. After Ben King with Pierce are abducted, more Zin appear, who can be either killed or ignored. Once Asha and Matt Miller are abducted also, more Zin appear. These can be killed with an RPG easily.

Destroy aliens

Go outside and as soon as the cutscene ends, start shooting down alien UFOs with a giant Turret. It can either fire either normal gun shots or rockets.

Shoot down battleship

Soon a giant battleship appears, which must be taken down too.

After the next cutscene, are a series of quick time events, following the on-screen instructions completes the mission faster, but they can be ignored with no consequences.

Rewards Edit

Trivia Edit

  • This is Benjamin King's first appearance in the Saints Row series since the final mission in Saints Row.[2] This is also the first time he has a speaking line since the last Vice Kings mission[3] and also interacting with The Protagonist since that mission.
  • When joining a Co-op game after having already completed "Dancing Queen", Benjamin wears his Super Homie outfit in the first cutscene, despite being in the real world.
    • This also happens using the unlockitall cheat in both singleplayer and Co-op.
    • This happens because Ben is the only character who wears the same outfit in The Simulation and the White Crib. All Homies are defined with both outfits, and which one is worn depends on whether his super powers are unlocked, but all other characters in this mission use a special character model.
  • During the opening cutscene, Pierce asks The Protagonist if they are going to get married to raise the approval poll, to which they respond "fuck no". In the next mission, "A Pleasant Day", they are shown to have a wife, although in The Simulation. This is further played with in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell when The Protagonist is abducted by Satan to marry his daughter.
  • The Congressman choices may be an allusion to former congressman Anthony Weiner.
  • The Congressman is a re-skinned William Sharp, a character from Saints Row and a cut character for Saints Row IV.
  • The "Number one fan"'s shirt colour is random.
  • Oleg and Josh are both seen in the first portion of the mission, but are not present after the Zin invade.
  • In pre-release gameplay videos of the second cutscene, after The Protagonist asks Shaundi "When did you start taking Kinzie seriously?", she replies with "because the people who helped us kill [beep] said we should." The censored word may be "Cyrus" or "Cyrus Temple".
    • In the final release of the game, Shaundi's dialogue is changed to "When the people who helped us save the world said we should."
  • It is not possible to pick up Zin weapons during this mission.
  • Numerous times during this mission, the screen exhibits "glitch" effects seen within The Simulation, although this mission is supposed to take place in the real world.
  • The Zinyak fight at the end of the mission is a quick time event based fight, reminiscent of fighting Killbane.[4]
    • No buttons are required to be pressed during the battle, and it is impossible to fail the mission during the battle.
    • Zinyak wipes his mouth regardless of whether The Protagonist lands a punch.
  • The Protagonist's dramatic reaction to the destruction of the Washington Monument is a reference to the 1968 film Planet of the Apes.
  • When joining a Co-op game, clothing from The Simulation can be worn, despite this mission taking place in the real world.
  • Secret Service Agent's quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today." is a reference to Dante's quote from Clerks.
  • This is the only time Zinyak or any other NPC uses Telekinesis outside The Simulation, and is the only time The Protagonist is picked up by Telekinesis.
  • The quest name "Hail to the Chief" was first revealed in pre-release gameplay demos, although the title appearing on-screen was never explained in any of them.[5]

Co-opEdit

  • The guest is not pinned down by the secret service, but cannot trigger the Oval Office scripted sequence until the host gets free.
  • The guest's turret is located to the left, but the cutscene shows both players getting into the right turret.
  • Regardless of who destroys the Zin ships, the quick time events during the battle with Zinyak are only available to the host, while the guest watches.

Transcript Edit

Cutscene #1 Edit

Benjamin King: "This is a problem."
The Protagonist: "It's not a problem."
Benjamin King: "You alienated part of America."
The Protagonist: "I alienated crazy people."
Pierce: "You couldn't resist, could you."
The Protagonist: "Jesus, not you too."
Pierce: "This is a problem."
Benjamin King: "I keep trying to explain that, but the President won't listen."
The Protagonist: "Poverty is a problem. Apartheid is a problem. This is just a couple o-"
Pierce: "Here's the latest approval poll."
The Protagonist: "We lost 20 points, we can get them back."
Pierce: "They're AT 20 points."
The Protagonist: "I'll admit that's a little lower than anticipated."
Pierce: "So you agree you have a problem."
The Protagonist: "Nope, you do. You're the communications director, fix this."
Pierce: "Can you give me 100 percent employment?"
The Protagonist: "No."
Pierce: "Will you get married?"
The Protagonist: "Fuck no."
Pierce: "Then I think we're in trouble."
The Protagonist: "King, can you have this naysayer assassinated?"
Benjamin King: "Not when you say it publicly."
The Protagonist: "You were more fun as a gang leader."
Benjamin King: "We have a country to run..."fun" isn't part of the equation."
The Protagonist: "Where's a septic truck when you need one."

Gameplay Edit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Ugh. I hope Keith has some good news."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Feh. Perhaps Keith has some good news."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Mercy. Here's hoping Keith has good news."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "C'mon, Keith. Have some good news."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Shit. Keith better have some good news."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Bollocks. Maybe Keith has a good word for me."
Nolan North: "Ugh. I hope Keith has some good news."
— "Enter Hallway"
Secret Service: "Sorry, this area isn't secure."
Secret Service: "This area is sealed off. Sorry."
Secret Service: "No one allowed. Even you."
Secret Service: "Apologies but it's not safe beyond this point."
Secret Service: "We've received a threat, sir. We need you to stay away."
— "Secret Service Redirect"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Worst part of this job? Press conferences."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I dread these endless question and answer sessions."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I'm so not looking forward to this press conference."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Who schedules a press conference for this early in the morning?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "This press conference shit gets old real fast."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I am really not looking forward to question time."
Nolan North: "I am really not looking forward to this press conference."
— "Hallway Walk"
Keith David: "Listen, we've got enough clout right now for one major bill, not both. So whaddya want me to push forward? Do you want to be the President who cured cancer or the President who solved world hunger?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Time to make cancer public enemy number one."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Cancer has to go. Now where are my cigarettes?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Keith, Keith, Keith... Fuck cancer."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Cancer had a good run. But it's time to put it down."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Let's roll up on cancer and leave it bleeding in the street."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Cancer can kiss my arse."
Nolan North: "Cancer had a good run. But it's time to put it down."
Keith David: "Good choice."
— Encounter with Keith David - "Cure Cancer"
Keith David: "Listen, we've got enough clout right now for one major bill, not both. So whaddya want me to push forward? Do you want to be the President who cured cancer or the President who solved world hunger?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "As for hunger, tell the kitchen to fix me a smoothie."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Speaking of hunger, have the chef prepare me a quiche."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Speakin' of hunger, have the kitchen fix me beignets and coffee."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Speaking of hunger, tell the kitchen to send up a burger."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "As for hunger, I'll solve that one taco at a time."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Speakin' of hunger, you fancy a steak and kidney pie?"
Nolan North: "Speaking of hunger, tell the kitchen to send up a panda burger, will ya?"
Keith David: "Good choice."
— Encounter with Keith David - "Feed Hungry"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I hope Kinzie's got the peanut gallery handled."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I hope Kinzie has the press pool under control."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Sure hope Kinzie's handling those jackass reporters."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I hope Kinzie's keeping the sharks at bay."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I hope Kinzie's got the reporters handled."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I hope Kinzie's got the press under control."
Nolan North: "I hope Kinzie's keeping the sharks at bay."
— "Hallway Walk"
Congressman: "Now you listen here, if you think you can cram your agenda past congress you are in for a rude awakening, you hear me? Let me tell you a little something about the greatest word in politics: FILIBUSTER!"
The Protagonist: "Allow me to retort."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Hey, Doris! We still playing tennis later?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Bon jour, Doris! Are we still on for tennis?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Doris, you still owe me that cheesecake recipe!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Oi, Doris! We're still on for tennis, yes?"
Nolan North: "Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis and a blow job?"
— Encounter with Congressman - "The Low Road"
Congressman: "Now you listen here, if you think you can cram your agenda past congress you are in for a rude awakening, you hear me? Let me tell you a little something about the greatest word in politics: FILIBUSTER!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "How about FACE-BUSTER?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I have TWO words for you: Broken. Nose."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Try saying that with busted teeth."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I gotta word for ya! OW MY FACE."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Fili-bust THIS, smartass."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Words are cheap."
Nolan North: "I gotta word for ya! Shut the fuck up."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Damn, I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "It appears I sliced a knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Think I bruised a knuckle..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Think I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Busted a knuckle on that senator's tooth..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Must've cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
Nolan North: "Think I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth..."
— Encounter with Congressman - "The High Road"
Josh Birk: "Oleg and I are about to head over to Camp David to watch some NyteBlayde... Yep. You down?"
Josh Birk: "BOOM!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I'll, um, catch up with ya later, Josh."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Well...I'll have my people call your people, Josh."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "That sounds... great, Josh."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Yeah, I'll...catch ya later, Josh."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Uh...you two go on and start without me."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Thanks but no thanks, mate."
Nolan North: "Yeah, I'll uh... catch ya later, Josh."
— Encounter with Josh Birk - "No Way"
Josh Birk: "Oleg and I are about to head over to Camp David to watch some NyteBlayde... Yep. You down?"
Josh Birk: "BOOM!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Shit, how could I pass that up?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Of course I'm in, Josh."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I'm always in for a marathon."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "And save me some popcorn this time."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I'll be there soon as I can."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Hell yeah I'm in."
Nolan North: "And save me some popcorn this time."
— Encounter with Josh Birk - "No Way"
Fan: "I'm your number one fan!"
Oleg kicks the fan
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Nice work, Oleg. Nice."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Nice work, Oleg."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Nice work, Oleg."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Nice work, Oleg."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Nice work, Oleg."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Nice work, Oleg."
Nolan North: "Nice work, Oleg."
— Encounter with Oleg

Cutscene #2 Edit

Kinzie is taking a press conference
Kinzie Kensington: "The President's words were taken out of context."
Bitchy Reporter: "Kinzie, what's the right context for, and I quote, "I'm the Patron Saint of America, we should probably look into changing the pledge of allegiance to One Nation Under Me.""
Kinzie Kensington: "That's a great question."
Kinzie Kensington: "Jane-"
The scene changes to Shaundi and The Protagonist
Shaundi: "I think we have a problem."
The Protagonist: "Oh not you too? how many times do I have to-"
Shaundi: "Asha and Miller are waiting for you in the oval office."
The Protagonist: "If MI6 needed something they would send it up the chain, not fly across an ocean."
Shaundi: "They said nobody back home believes them."
The Protagonist: "Jesus, what's going on."
Shaundi: "They think we're about to be attacked by aliens."
The Protagonist: "I gotta go."
Shaundi: "This is serious!"
Shaundi: "You know that Kinzie's been saying the same thing."
The Protagonist: "When did you start taking Kinzie seriously?"
Shaundi: "When the people who helped us save the world said we should."
The Protagonist: "Alright, I'll swing by after I deal with-"
The Zin attack
Kinzie Kensington: "I knew it."
Zinyak: "Hello humans?"
Zinyak: "Ladies and gentlemen this is not a time for fear, but a time for celebration. Today, the best and brightest among you will find salvation within the Zin Empire."
Kinzie Kensington: "I'm smarter than all these people."
Zinyak: "Delightful."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, NO!"
Secret Service: "Protect the President!"
Zinyak: "I do love your spirit, my dear. I'm Zinyak, pleasure to meet you. Would you like to join me for a ride?"
Zinyak: "Splendid."
— Mid-mission cutscene

Gameplay Edit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Hands off!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Release me!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Y'all back off!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Get off me!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Man, back the fuck up!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Back off!"
Nolan North: "Get off me!"
— The Protagonist while pinned by the "Secret Service"
Secret Service: "Die, alien muthafucka!"
Secret Service: "I've trained for this!"
Secret Service: "We got this!"
Secret Service: "I did this for you!"
Secret Service: "I regret nothing!"
Secret Service: "Tell my wife...I had another wife..."
Secret Service: "Be cool. Be cool. You got this."
Secret Service: "Eyes open, people."
Secret Service: "I am with Honey Badger. Repeat I am with Honey Badger."
Secret Service: "I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Secret Service: "Make your move, aliens. I dare you."
Secret Service: "This is just like a dream I had."
Secret Service: "Watch out for aliens."
Secret Service: "We got your back."
Secret Service: "Who are these fucking creatures."
— "Secret Service"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I told them I wanted a gun in every room."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I told them to have a gun available every five steps."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "They laughed when I said I wanted an SMG and a pinch of mint julep in every room."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I told them we should have a gun every five steps."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Man, I said we should have a gun every five steps."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I told them put a gun every five steps."
Nolan North: "Told them we should have a gun every five steps."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "And two in every hallway!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Every five steps, I say."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Who's laughing now?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Every five steps, I said."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Is that too much to ask?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "And a grenade launcher every ten."
Nolan North: "Every five steps, I said."
— "Oval Office Run"
Asha: "There you are! Thank God you're all right!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You okay? Where's Matt?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Are you okay? Where is Matthew?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You all right? Where's Matt?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You okay? Where's Matt?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You okay? Where's Matt?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You all right? Where's Matt?"
Nolan North: "You okay? Where's Matt?"
Asha: "Upstairs, trying to find out what's happening."
The Protagonist: "What IS happening?"
Asha: "All out war by the looks of it."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Gonna need guns. Lots of 'em."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "How do they expect me to commit xenocide without a weapon?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Jesus, I need a gun."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I need to get some guns."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Gonna need some serious firepower."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Gotta arm myself."
Nolan North: "All right, time to get some guns."
— "Oval Office"
Asha: "I'm meeting up with Matt. I'll be in touch via comm."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Be careful."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Keep your head down."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Take care of yourself."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Be careful."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Watch your ass."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Stay safe."
Nolan North: "Be careful."
— "Has Weapon"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Wish I had more hands to shoot with..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I want to take you in my hands..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Ooh, I just wanna hug y'all."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I want to feel you in my hands..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "My trigger finger's lonely..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Come to daddy..."
Nolan North: "I want to feel you in my hands..."
— "Weapon Look"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Guns, magnificent guns."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Gorgeous, gorgeous guns."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Oh, lovely, lovely guns."
Nolan North: "Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns."
— After picking up a Heavy SMG
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Second amendment remedies never looked so good."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Talk about second amendment remedies..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Got enough here for a "well regulated militia"..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "It's the bleedin' arsenal of democracy."
Nolan North: "Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions."
— After picking up a Pump-Action Shotgun
The Protagonist - Female 1: "This is not about penis envy. Just sayin'."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "And they thought I was mad when I wanted a rocket launcher in my office. Hmph. Who's laughing now?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Ahh, this takes me back to my first Sadie Hawkins."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Who's compensating now, huh?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Who's compensating now, huh?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Who's compensating now, eh?"
Nolan North: "Who's compensating now, huh? Heh heh heh... heh... *sobs*"
— After picking up the RPG
Keith David: "Come on! This way!"
The Zin break through the roof and beam Keith upwards
Keith David: "What the fuck--"
The Protagonist: "Keith!"
The Protagonist: "Goddammit."
— "VP Gets Abducted"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Merde. What the fuck is going on?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Dang it. What the fuck is going on?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
Nolan North: "Shit. What the fuck is going on?"
— "Hallway Talk"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Pierce! Ben! Let's go!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Pierce! Ben! We have to go!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Pierce! Ben! We gotta bounce!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Pierce! Ben!"
Nolan North: "Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!"
Ben King: "Shit, playa! Save yourself!"
Pierce: "Fuck that... save me!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "What... oh shit."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "What... oh shit."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "What... aw, hell."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "What... oh shit."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "What the... oh shit."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "What... oh hell."
Nolan North: "What... oh shit."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You aliens are so dead."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You'll pay for this."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You Martians are so dead."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You aliens are so dead."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You aliens are so dead."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You E.T.s are so fucking dead."
Nolan North: "You aliens are so dead."
— "Pierce and Ben"
Zin Soldier: "Die, human!"
Zin Soldier: "Fall before the Zin Empire!"
Zin Soldier: "Hahahaha!"
Zin Soldier: "Resistance will only bring you pain!"
Zin Soldier: "Zinyak above all!"
— Zin Soldiers
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I'm gonna find that ugly mother..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I will find that ugly son of a bitch..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I'm gonna find that ugly mother..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'm gonna find that ugly mother..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I'm gonna find that ugly motherfucker..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I'm gonna find that ugly mother..."
Nolan North: "I'm gonna find that ugly motherfucker..."
— "Hallway Talk"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Where are you, asshole..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Where are you, asshole..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Come on... where the hell are you..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Where are you, asshole..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Where are you, asshole..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Where are you, arsehole..."
Nolan North: "Where are you, asshole..."
— "Hallway Talk"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Take out my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Abduct my cabinet, I will rip your fucking head off."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Kidnap my cabinet, I will rip your damn head off."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Take out my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Snatch my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Ugh, fucking nick my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off."
Nolan North: "Take out my cabinet will ya? I'll rip your fucking head off."
— "Hallway Talk"
Asha (over radio): "Matt and I are at the South Portico. You have to see this!"
The Protagonist nears them
Matt Miller: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
Asha: "Matt! Hold onto me!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Asha! Matthew! GODDAMMIT."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
Nolan North: "Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Oh shit!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Oh shit!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Holy shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Oh shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Oh shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Oh shit!"
Nolan North: "Oh shit!"
— "Asha and Matt Abducted"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Holy shit...how many of you are there?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Mon Dieu...how many of you are there?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Well, fuck me running...how many of you are there?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Holy shit...how many of you are there?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Holy shit...how many of these are there?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Christ on a bike...how many of you are there?"
Nolan North: "Holy shit... I'm just an actor, how many of you are there?"
The Protagonist: "Bert to Ernie. Bert to Ernie. Activate South Portico defenses."
— "South Portico"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Let's do this, you gorgeous thing."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Let's do this, you beautiful monstrosity."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Let's do this, you beautiful thing."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Let's do this, you beautiful thing."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Let's do this, you badass motherfucker."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Oh, let's do this, you beautiful, deadly thing, you."
Nolan North: "Let's do this, you beautiful bastard."
— "Turret"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Come and get it!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Dinner is served!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Come on!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Come get a taste!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Come get some!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Come on, choke on this!"
Nolan North: "Come get a taste!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I'll shoot every one of you out of the sky!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I will shoot you ALL down !"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I'll bag and tag ALL y'all!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'll shoot down every last one of you!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I'll gun down every last one of you!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I'll prang every last one of you!"
Nolan North: "I'll shoot down every last one of you!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You stole my gang!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You stole my friends!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You stole my partners!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You stole my crew!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You stole my homies!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You nicked my mates!"
Nolan North: "You stole my crew!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You snatched my cabinet!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You abducted my cabinet!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You made off with my cabinet!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You took my cabinet!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You fuckin' jacked my cabinet!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You pinched my cabinet!"
Nolan North: "You took my cabinet!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You think you can come here and violate MY country?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You think you can come here and bollocks MY country?"
Nolan North: "You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "This is for Madame Liberté!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "This here's for Lady Liberty!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
Nolan North: "This is for Lady Liberty!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "This is for Uncle Samuel!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "This here's for Uncle Sam!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
Nolan North: "This one's for Uncle Sam!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "This one's just because I want to!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "This one is just because I want to!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "And this here's for li'l ol' ME!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "And this one's just because I want to!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "And this one's because I want to!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "And this one's just for shits and giggles!"
Nolan North: "And this one's just because I want to!"
— "Turret Fight"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "What...are you..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Qu'est que-ce..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "What...are you..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "What...are you..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "What...are you..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "What...are you..."
Nolan North: "What...are you..."
— "Big Ship"
The Protagonist: "You blew it up!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You... are so dead."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You. Are so. Bloody. Dead."
Nolan North: "You. Are so. Fucking. Dead."
— "Monument Fall"
Here I come, you sonofabitch.
— The Protagonist

Cutscene #3 Edit

Zinyak: "Why do you humans enjoy leaping so much?"
The Protagonist: "Get off my lawn you sonofabitch!"

Gameplay Edit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "You didn't count on me, did ya?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You did not take me into account, did you?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Ha! You don't know who you're dealin' with, do you?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Didn't count on me, did ya?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Didn't count on me, did ya?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Didn't count on me, did ya?"
Nolan North: "Didn't count on me, did ya?"
Zinyak: "Well hello there. Welcome aboard."
— "PC on Zinyak Ship"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I'm gonna have you stuffed and mounted, you alien fuck."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I will have you dissected alive, you alien swine."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You never should've fucked with my rose garden!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'm gonna hang you over the fireplace, you alien fuck."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I'm sticking your head on a spike, you alien fuck."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Oh, I'm gonna mount you over the fireplace, you alien fuck."
Nolan North: "I'm gonna hang you over the fireplace, you alien fuck."
Zinyak: "Now, now. Not so fast."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Say goodbye."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Au revoir."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Say goodbye."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Now say goodnight."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Say goodbye."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Say goodbye."
Nolan North: "Say goodnight."
Zinyak: "I'm sorry. Did you want to fight?"
The Protagonist: "Oof!"
— "Zinyak QTE"
The Protagonist: "Wait--what?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Ow! Shit!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Ow! Shit!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Ow! Shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Ow! Shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Ahh! Shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Ow! Shit!"
Nolan North: "Ow! Shit!"
Zinyak: "Done yet?"
— "Zinyak QTE Zinyak"
Zinyak: "Hahaha. Did you really think you could stop me?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Shit!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Shit!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Ahh! Shit!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Fucking hell!"
Nolan North: "Shit!"
Zinyak: "Oh, human arrogance. Is there anything more charming?"
— "Zinyak QTE Taunt"
The Protagonist: "Ow, you--"
The Protagonist: "Fucking ass--"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Hole, I'm going to..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Hole, I'm going to..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Hole, I'm going to..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Hole, I'm going to..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Oof... Hole, I'm gonna fuckin'..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Hole, I'm gonna..."
Nolan North: "Hole, I'm gonna..."
Zinyak: "Do what, exactly? Huh? Bravado me to death?"
Zinyak: "Ooohohoho... I'm going to have fun breaking you."
— "Zinyak QTE Tked About"

UnsortedEdit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Leave my country alone!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Get out of my house!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Leave my country alone!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Humans only, motherfuckers!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Piss off, you ugly sods!"
Nolan North: "Leave my country alone!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Ha! You assholes pissed off the wrong POTUS!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You will reap the whirlwind!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "The only one who's ruining this country is ME!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Ho ho, you pissed off the wrong POTUS, assholes!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You pissed off the wrong POTUS!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You berks picked a fight with the wrong POTUS!"
Nolan North: "Ho ho, did you piss off the wrong POTUS, assholes!"
— "Alien Encounter"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Thanks for giving me a bigger target."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You just gave me a bigger target."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Much obliged for the bigger target."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Thanks for giving me a bigger target."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Giving me a bigger target? Fine."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Thanks for giving me a bigger target."
Nolan North: "Thanks for giving me a bigger target."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Down you go!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You are going down!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I'm dropping you like a bad habit!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You're going down!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You're going down!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You're going down!"
Nolan North: "You're going down!"
— "Big Ship Fight"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Okay. I better get down there."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Very well. Time to face the music."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Okey-dokey. Time to go to work."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "All right. I better get down there."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Okay. Time to clock in."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Right. Time to face the punters."
Nolan North: "All right. I better get down there."
— "Mission Start"

Ben King: "Your public's waiting for you."
Pierce: "Let's talk later about your line of presidential fragrances."
— "Mission Start Idle"

The Protagonist - Female 1: "That's right, I'm the goddamn President!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "That's right, I am the fucking President!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Never send the Secret Service to do a lady's work."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "That's right, I'm the fuckin' President!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "That's right, I'm the fuckin' President!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "That's right, I'm the bloody President!"
Nolan North: "That's right, I'm the fuckin' President! Ha ha!"
— "Turret Celebrate"
*coughs*
— The Protagonist, "Turret Cough"

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Oh shit, that's really not good..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Oh shit, that is really not good..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Oh Lord, that's really not good..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Oh shit, that's really not good..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Oh shit, that's not good..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Oh shit, that's really not good..."
Nolan North: "Oh shit, that's really not good..."
The Protagonist: "SHIT...!"
— "Turret Shield"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Show me the goods, Johnny."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Whatchu got for me, Johnny?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
Nolan North: "Show me what you got, Johnny."
— "Weapon"
Do your worst.
— Zinyak, "Zinyak QTE Bring"

The Protagonist - Female 1: "You got it."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Prepare to die."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You asked for it, hon."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Oh, it's on."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Damn right I will."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Too right I will."
Nolan North: "Oh, it's on."
— "Zinyak QTE Bum"
Come on.
— The Protagonist, "Zinyak QTE Come Get It"

The Protagonist - Female 1: "I'm..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I'm..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'm..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I'm..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I'm..."
Nolan North: "I'm..."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Gonna..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Will..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Gonna..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Gonna..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Gonna..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Gonna..."
Nolan North: "Gonna..."
The Protagonist: "Tear..."
The Protagonist: "You..."
— "Zinyak QTE Punch"
Uh-uh.
— The Protagonist, "Zinyak QTE Roll"


Gallery Edit

References Edit

  1. Mission: Zero Saints Thirty
  2. Mission: Saints and Martyrs
  3. Mission: All the King's Men
  4. Mission: Three Way
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