|Notes||no human shield, no hide on sprint|
|Appears in||Saints Row: The Third|
- "The absurdity of a sex toy with the lethality of a baseball bat."
- — Weapon description
The Penetrator is a melee weapon constructed from a metre-long dildo attached to a handle of a baseball bat. The physics of the weapon seem to be that of a jelly dildo, as seen when attacking or running.
The Penetrator can be acquired by buying it at Friendly Fire, from the mascots in the medium/hard levels of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax activities on the central island, or as a reward for completing the mission "Return to Steelport".
- The Penetrator was originally known as the Dildo Bat.
- The Penetrator was remodeled for Japanese markets in order to comply with stricter content regulations, with THQ being told to remove the "veins and physics" from the weapon. The veins were removed but the physics were retained.[reference?]
- In the Japanese version, it is called "Suspicious Bat".
- Over two million people have been killed by The Penetrator.
- There is a real model that was made and shipped to various magazines and websites as viral promotion for the game. 
- Penetrator model filename has a prefix "WP", which is normally only present on Temporary Weapons, indicating that The Penetrator was originally to be a Temporary Weapon rather than a normal Melee Weapon. It is possible that the Temporary Penetrator was originally originally intended to be used by the Oiran's Specialist, before the Oiran were merged with the Morningstar.
- ↑ Image of Saints Row: The Third's weapon wheel, revealing The Penetrator
- ↑ Quick Look: Saints Row: The Third - YouTube
- ↑ Image showing The Penetrator originally named "Dildo Bat"
- ↑ Image of Saints Row: The Third's weapon wheel at E3 2011, showing the Dildo Bat
- ↑ Saints Row: The Third - Open World Gameplay Developer Commentary - YouTube, retrieved 5th September 2011
- ↑ Saints Row Penetrator Altered In Japan - GameInformer
- ↑ TWO MILLION Succumb To THE PENETRATOR's Wrath In Saints Row: The Third - GhostStorm Gaming News
- ↑ Dildo's voor promotie Saints Row: The Third zoekgeraakt - InsideGamer
|Weapons in Saints Row: The Third|
|Melee||Stun Gun • Baseball Bat • The Penetrator • Woodsman • Nocturne • Apoca-Fist • Saints Pow DLC|
|Pistol||KA-1 Kobra • 45 Shepherd • Laser Pistol DLC|
|SMG||TEK Z-10 • D4TH Blossom • Cyber Blaster • Auto Laser DLC|
|Shotgun||Grave Digger • AS3 Ultimax • S3X Hammer • Shark-O-Matic DLC • Bling Shotgun DLC|
|Rifle||K-8 Krukov • AR-55 • Viper Laser Rifle • Togo-13|
|Explosive||Annihilator • Satchel Charges • M2 Grenade Launcher DLC • Mollusk Launcher DLC • Laser Cannon DLC|
|Special||Reaper Drone • McManus 2015 • RC Possessor • SA-3 Airstrike • Cyber Buster • Sonic Boom|
|Thrown||Flashbangs • Molotovs • Grenades • Electric Grenades • Quarter-Circle Punch DLC|
|Temporary|| Riot Shield • Shock Hammer • GL G20 • Mini-Gun • Incinerator • Swarmitron DLC|
Behemoth • Blow-Up Doll • Shark • Tiki Torch • Cricket Bat • Urinal
|Vehicle||Mounted .50 cal • Minigun/Rockets • Gat Mobile • Laser Beam • Genki Cannon DLC|