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The Ho Boat
The Ho Boat complete
"The Ho Boat" mission completion screen in Saints Row: The Third.
Story arc Morningstar (DeWynters)
Homie(s) Zimos
Objective(s) • Go to the docks
• Get to cargo ship
• Locate Ho Crates 0/4
• Locate Ho Crates 1/4
• Locate Ho Crates 2/4
• Locate Ho Crates 3/4
• Get to north platform
• Kill attackers
• Wait for chopper
• Get in the helicopter
• Defend chopper
• Drive to brothel or Saints HQ
Reward(s) $8,000
Respect
$25,000 lump sum payout (Give hos to Matt Miller)
$1,000 hourly income (Give hos to Zimos)
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"The Ho Boat" is a mission in Saints Row: The Third.

Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town.
The Ho Boat intro
Zimos to The Protagonist, during the raid on the boat.

Description Edit

While The Protagonist and Zimos try to come up with another plan to hit the Morningstar, A woman then phones The Protagonist and informs them of a container of girls being brought into Steelport by ship to replace the ones the Morningstar have lost. She then reveals herself as Viola DeWynter, head of the Morningstar, and discloses the boat's location before hanging up.

Together with Zimos and Pierce, The Protagonist recovers all of the hos from the boat and heads back to the city, despite encountering heavy defense from the Morningstar. A male who introduces himself as "someone who's willing to bargain" then phones The Protagonist and asks them to deliver back the hos, promising to pay "top dollar a head"; Zimos asks that The Protagonist give the hos to him and in turn promises that although the money won't come quick, "you [can] bet it'll come". The Protagonist then has a choice to deliver to the former for a lump sum payout or to the latter for a steady hourly income increase.

Regardless of the choice made, a furious Killbane criticizes Matt Miller for making the offer without consulting him first at Three Count Casino. Killbane then comes up with an idea to deal with the Saints. On the television behind the two, Monica Hughes declares to the Senate that STAG have been deployed to Steelport, foreshadowing the next mission.

Gameplay Edit

The Ho Boat

Gameplay from the mission.

Once aboard the cargo ship, head slowly eastward across it, checking each crate and killing all the Morningstar who appear. Some of the crates will contain nothing but sex gadgets, while others will contain weapons such as Annihilator RPGs. Of course, the player should be looking for those that have hos inside. Along the way, players will have to deal with two Brutes: first an unarmed variant, and near the end of the ship the Mini-Gun wielding variant. At this point in the game, players should be both well-equipped and sufficiently knowledged in how to take these enemies down.

Until Pierce arrives, the player will now have to mount a defense against a few waves of incoming Morningstar. The marked "north platform" has a Mini-Gun, which is very helpful in dealing with these enemies. Be sure to prioritize the helicopters with Sniper Specialists as they deal the most damage; the other enemies and vehicles pose little problem and can be quickly dealt with via the Mini-Gun as well. Provided players are accurate and patient, they should be able to conserve their ammo until Pierce arrives when all the enemies are dead. At that point, get in the waiting Oppressor.

The last part of the mission has the player escorting Pierce's Stork back to the mainland as he carries the hos to Arapice Island. Players will be armed with an Annihilator RPG with infinite ammunition and a lock-on feature. Until Pierce reaches the island, simply lock onto any enemy vehicles that present themselves, from boats and APCs to the foot-soldiers near their helicopters on highrise rooftops. Once the player reaches Arapice Island, they'll be prompted to make their second choice of the game – however, unlike "The Belgian Problem", the choice does not affect the ending of the mission.

Choice Edit

See also: Choices
Choice Reward
Deliver Hos To Morningstar Lump Sum Cash Payout: $25,000
Keep Hos For The Saints Increased Hourly Cash Income: $1,000

Rewards Edit

  • Lump Sum Cash Payout unlocked
  • Increased Hourly Income unlocked


Newscast Edit

Main article: Newscasts
The Ho Boat radio newscasts media 00027
Jane Valderamma: With the hope of an impromptu fireworks display, people looked up, only to see falling gun shells raining down into their eyes. The apparent theft of a cargo container gave citizens a scare as gunfire was heard in the skies above Steelport. Several helicopters flew through the city, dodging bullets coming from rooftops throughout the area. The contents of the container are unknown, though several people on the ground report it was leaking what they describe as "smelling like urine". This is Jane Valderamma with your Steelport Import News.

Transcript Edit

Prologue Edit

The Protagonist: "Zimos, I need you to tell me how to hit the Morningstar."
Zimos: "I can probably come up with somethin'. When do you want this by?"
The Protagonist: "Right now."
Zimos: "Shit, you don't make it easy."
The Protagonist: "Never said I would."
Zimos: "Alright, come get me and we'll—"
The Protagonist: "Hold on a sec, Z. Someone's calling."
Viola DeWynter: "I don't have much time so listen carefully. There's a container of girls being brought into Steelport by ship to replace the ones Morningstar lost raiding the Saints. I've sent you which ship they're on."
The Protagonist: "Who is this?"
Viola DeWynter: "Do what you want with them, I don't care."
The Protagonist: "I'm not doing shit until you tell me who you are."
Viola DeWynter: "Viola DeWynter, head of the Morningstar."
The Protagonist: "Zimos, change of plan. Get Pierce, we got a boat to catch."
Zimos: "Whatever you say."

The Protagonist: "Hey Z, I'm thinkin' the Morningstar need to feel the pressure."
Zimos: "I dig. Let's meet up and do a little hunting around town."
The Protagonist: "Cool. How about we... hold up, man. Got a call comin' in."
Viola DeWynter: "Is this the man who runs the Saints?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah, girl. But you'll have to go through our PR department..."
Viola DeWynter: "I'm not calling for a story. I'm calling regarding a shipment of girls the Morningstar are bringing into Steelport."
The Protagonist: "Hold up, who is this?"
Viola DeWynter: "Viola DeWynter. I run Morningstar."
The Protagonist: "Then why the fuck would you be telling me this?"
Viola DeWynter: "Because The Syndicate needs to burn."
The Protagonist: "No shit?"
Viola DeWynter: "I've sent you the information on the boat. Do whatever you want with it."
The Protagonist: "Zimos, think I have a better idea. Get Pierce and wait for me."
Zimos: "Good, 'cause I didn't really have a plan."

Zimos: "You checkin' up on me?"
The Protagonist: "We need to keep pressure on the Morningstar, Zimos."
Zimos: "Then let's hit them directly. I know a few places we could start."
The Protagonist: "Alright, I'll head to you... wait, hold on a moment, Z."
Viola DeWynter: "If you want to hurt the Morningstar, they have a shipment of girls coming in soon. I've sent you the boat information. If you—"
The Protagonist: "Hold on, who is this?"
Viola DeWynter: "Viola DeWynter."
The Protagonist: "You were with Loren on the plane. Don't you run Morningstar now?"
Viola DeWynter: "I did..."
The Protagonist: "Did?"
Viola DeWynter: "I don't have much time. Take the information or leave it, but I'm trying to help you."
The Protagonist: "And I should jump because you say so?"
Viola DeWynter: "You should jump because it helps the Saints."
The Protagonist: "Zimos, get Pierce. Change of plans."

The Protagonist: "Hey Zimos, what do you got for me?"
Zimos: "The Morningstar are still a pain in my ass. Why don't we just drop every one we see?"
The Protagonist: "Not much of a plan, but it could work."
Zimos: "Shit, didn't think you'd go for it."
The Protagonist: "Rather they didn't get comfortable. I mean... wait, shit, one second Z."
Viola DeWynter: "Listen carefully. There's a boat pulling in soon with a cargo container full of girls; the Morningstar's new merchandise. I send you the details, you hit the boat."
The Protagonist: "Sweetie, I don't know who the hell this is, but..."
Viola DeWynter: "Viola DeWynter."
The Protagonist: "Really? Well, as much as I value career advice from the slut that killed my friend..."
Viola DeWynter: "The intel's good. Do whatever you want with it."
The Protagonist: "Zimos, things have changed. Let's hope that's a good thing."
Zimos: "Hey, I'm with you either way."

The Protagonist: "Tell me you have a way to hurt the Morningstar..."
Zimos: "No, not really."
The Protagonist: "Alright, start thinking while I... wait, another call's coming in."
Viola DeWynter: "The Saints have an opportunity to take the Morningstar's shipment of FOB girls. No offense."
The Protagonist: "Shipment? Who is this and what're you talking about?"
Viola DeWynter: "Viola DeWynter, I've sent you the ship information, do whatever you want."
Zimos: "You back? Alright, I got this shit. We could..."
The Protagonist: "Forget it, Zimos. There's a new plan."

Zimos: "If you're calling about the Morningstar..."
The Protagonist: "I am."
Zimos: "Listen, I ain't found a good target yet."
The Protagonist: "Well how about you stop fucking with a vagina and get to work?"
Zimos: "That's no—"
The Protagonist: "Hold that thought, got another call."
Viola DeWynter: "You should check the containers on the cargo ship that's soon to enter Steelport."
The Protagonist: "Who is this, and why would I want to do that?"
Viola DeWynter: "We've met. My name's Viola DeWynter."
The Protagonist: "And the second part?"
Viola DeWynter: "The Morningstar have a shipment of girls in one of those containers."
The Protagonist: "Why tell us?"
Viola DeWynter: "I'm through playing The Syndicate's game."
The Protagonist: "Zimos, don't worry, I know where we're going."

Zimos: "Don't you kill me or nothin', but I ain't found a target yet."
The Protagonist: "[Snarls]"
Zimos: "I'm still gettin' in touch with the city. I been out of the game for a while..."
Viola DeWynter: "[Garbled]"
The Protagonist: "I'll wait."
Zimos: "[Babbles]"
Viola DeWynter: "My name is Viola DeWynter, we met on a flight to Steelport."
The Protagonist: "[Growls]"
Viola DeWynter: "The Morningstar are shipping in women from overseas. You get to the docks in time you might be able to intercept it. Your call."
The Protagonist: "[Sneers]"
Zimos: "And why're we trusting her?"
The Protagonist: "[Gargles]"

Cutscene #1 Edit

Zimos: "Lotta pussy on that thing."
The Protagonist: "And once it's ours the Morningstar's sex operation is done."
Zimos: "How you gonna move all the bitches?"
The Protagonist: "Just let me worry about that. Now let's go, I wanna meet my new employees."

Gameplay Edit

The Protagonist: "Maybe these girls won't try and kill us."
Zimos: "See, you had to bring that up again."
The Protagonist: "Crazy bitches with guns are memorable..."
Zimos: "You taking your time gettin' there?"
The Protagonist: "You want to drive this thing?"
Zimos: "Hey, just checkin', baby."
Zimos: "Once you find the girls, send 'em to me. I'll keep 'em safe."
The Protagonist: "I'm sure you will."
Ho #1: "I'm actually free!"
The Protagonist: "Stay by the guy with the big "Z"!"
Zimos: "Come on baby, follow the Z."
The Protagonist: "Shit! Who the fuck put him in a box?"
Ho #2: "Thank you for freeing me."
The Protagonist: "Get moving and stay with him."
Zimos: "I'll keep you safe, sugar."
The Protagonist: "That asshole up there's blocking the way..."
Ho #3: "Thank you, kind stranger."
The Protagonist: "Stick with us, you'll be safe!"
Zimos: "Damn, ain't you a fine little thing..."
The Protagonist: "Jesus, how many crates did they bring in?"
Ho #4: "Let us out!"
Zimos: "We better load these bitches up before your boy gets here."
The Protagonist: "You want out of here, you get in the crate."
Ho #5: "I've been in there so long already!"
Ho #4: "Not the box!"
Zimos: "They're comin' for the boat."
The Protagonist: "I hear 'em."
Zimos: "Think I saw some big firepower layin' on these platforms on the sides."
Zimos: "Looks like these bitches got through!"
The Protagonist: "Great... I'm comin'!"
Zimos: "You free later for a little quality time with the Z?"
Pierce: "I'm almost there. Hold them off while I'm coming in."
The Protagonist: "We're on it, Pierce."
Zimos: "You think they ain't happy with us?"
The Protagonist: "They'll get over it."
Zimos: "Don't worry, ladies, Zimos will take good care of you."
The Protagonist: "Alright, Pierce, we're clear."
Pierce: "Let's load these hos up then and get the hell outta here."
The Protagonist: "Feels like these guys knew we were coming..."
Zimos: "Morningstar always protect their shipment. It ain't nothin' new."
The Protagonist: "With this many guards?"
Zimos: "Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town."
Zimos: "Here's the heli. Time to go!"

The Protagonist: "Keep us close to Pierce."
Pilot: "You got it."
Pierce: "Shit, are those rockets? Get them off me!"
The Protagonist: "Just keep going, I'll take care of 'em."
Pierce: "I'm feelin' the hits here."
Pierce: "Another group down there!"
The Protagonist: "I see 'em."
Pilot: "Why're they aiming at us?"
The Protagonist: "Probably because they want us dead. Just keep flying."
The Protagonist: "Pierce, hang a left!"
Pierce: "Are those APCs!?"
The Protagonist: "Don't worry, I'll get 'em off ya."
Pierce: "Jesus, they're all over the damn roofs!"
The Protagonist: "I'm on it."
Pierce: "Little more cover'd be nice."
Matt Miller: "You have something that belongs to me..."
The Protagonist: "Who is this?"
Matt Miller: "Someone who's willing to bargain. Bring the girls back to the Morningstar and I'll pay you top dollar a head."
The Protagonist: "I'll think about it."
Matt Miller: "That's all I'm asking."
Zimos: "What was that about?"
The Protagonist: "The Morningstar want to buy their girls back."
Zimos: "I can't do my thing if I got no pussy to sell. The money won't come quick, but you bet it'll come."
The Protagonist: "[Keeping the hos] Why have a famous Steelport pimp if we aren't using him? The girls are all yours, Z. Put 'em to good use."
The Protagonist: "[Delivering to Miller] We could use the cash, sorry Z... we're making the deal."

The Protagonist: "Hey, these girls gonna try and kill us too?"
Zimos: "See, you had to bring that up again."
The Protagonist: "After the last time, you really surprised?"
Zimos: "You taking your time gettin' there?"
The Protagonist: "Hey man you can get off right here."
Zimos: "Hey, just checkin', baby."
Zimos: "Once you find the girls, send 'em to me. I'll keep 'em safe."
The Protagonist: "Remember you're here to work."
Ho #1: "I'm actually free!"
The Protagonist: "Alright, get over by the pimp."
Zimos: "Come on baby, follow the Z."
The Protagonist: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Ho #2: "Thank you for freeing me."
The Protagonist: "Everyone out and with Zimos."
Zimos: "I'll keep you safe, sugar."
The Protagonist: "That fucker's blocking the way!"
Ho #3: "Thank you, kind stranger."
The Protagonist: "Go by him and keep your heads down."
Zimos: "Damn, ain't you a fine little thing..."
The Protagonist: "They really need this many crates?"
Ho #4: "Let us out!"
Zimos: "We better load these bitches up before your boy gets here."
The Protagonist: "You heard the man, into the crate!"
Ho #5: "I've been in there so long already!"
Ho #4: "Not the box!"
Zimos: "They're comin' for the boat."
The Protagonist: "Think they're pissed..."
Zimos: "Think I saw some big firepower layin' on these platforms on the sides."
Zimos: "Looks like these bitches got through!"
The Protagonist: "Ah shit... I'm comin'!"
Zimos: "You free later for a little quality time with the Z?"
Pierce: "I'm almost there. Hold them off while I'm coming in."
The Protagonist: "Alright, we'll get it clear, Pierce."
Zimos: "You think they ain't happy with us?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah, but fuck 'em."
Zimos: "Don't worry, ladies, Zimos will take good care of you."
The Protagonist: "Lookin' clear, Pierce."
Pierce: "Let's load these hos up then and get the hell outta here."
The Protagonist: "Thought it would just be the crew on here."
Zimos: "Morningstar always protect their shipment. It ain't nothin' new."
The Protagonist: "Yeah, but for a few girls like this?"
Zimos: "Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town."
Zimos: "Here's the heli. Time to go!"

The Protagonist: "Stay on Pierce."
Pilot: "You got it."
Pierce: "Shit, are those rockets? Get them off me!"
The Protagonist: "Hey I got your back, Pierce."
Pierce: "I'm feelin' the hits here."
Pierce: "Another group down there!"
The Protagonist: "On it."
Pilot: "Why're they aiming at us?"
The Protagonist: "Because we aimin' at them."
The Protagonist: "Below you, Pierce!"
Pierce: "Are those APCs!?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah, I'll take care of it."
Pierce: "Jesus, they're all over the damn roofs!"
The Protagonist: "Hey, just keep flyin' and don't worry about it."
Pierce: "Little more cover'd be nice."
Matt Miller: "You have something that belongs to me..."
The Protagonist: "Who the hell are you?"
Matt Miller: "Someone who's willing to bargain. Bring the girls back to the Morningstar and I'll pay you top dollar a head."
The Protagonist: "Gonna have to think about it."
Matt Miller: "That's all I'm asking."
Zimos: "What was that about?"
The Protagonist: "The Morningstar wanna buy the girls back."
Zimos: "I can't do my thing if I got no pussy to sell. The money won't come quick, but you bet it'll come."
The Protagonist: "[Keeping the hos] If you're half as good as you say, I'm bettin' you'll make me more with the girls. Take 'em, Z."
The Protagonist: "[Delivering to Miller] The money's too good right now, Z. Sorry man."

The Protagonist: "These girls gonna try to kill us too?"
Zimos: "See, you had to bring that up again."
The Protagonist: "I've got PTSD, Pierce."
Zimos: "You taking your time gettin' there?"
The Protagonist: "Care to drive instead?"
Zimos: "Hey, just checkin', baby."
Zimos: "Once you find the girls, send 'em to me. I'll keep 'em safe."
The Protagonist: "Oh, I have no doubts."
Ho #1: "I'm actually free!"
The Protagonist: "Stay close to the bloke with the large "Z"!"
Zimos: "Come on baby, follow the Z."
The Protagonist: "Are you kidding me?!"
Ho #2: "Thank you for freeing me."
The Protagonist: "Go with the old man."
Zimos: "I'll keep you safe, sugar."
The Protagonist: "He's blocking the way!"
Ho #3: "Thank you, kind stranger."
The Protagonist: "Stick close and you'll be fine."
Zimos: "Damn, ain't you a fine little thing..."
The Protagonist: "How many bloody crates are there?"
Ho #4: "Let us out!"
Zimos: "We better load these bitches up before your boy gets here."
The Protagonist: "Everyone in the crates!"
Ho #5: "I've been in there so long already!"
Ho #4: "Not the box!"
Zimos: "They're comin' for the boat."
The Protagonist: "I hear them!"
Zimos: "Think I saw some big firepower layin' on these platforms on the sides."
Zimos: "Looks like these bitches got through!"
The Protagonist: "Fantastic... I'm coming."
Zimos: "You free later for a little quality time with the Z?"
Pierce: "I'm almost there. Hold them off while I'm coming in."
The Protagonist: "On it."
Zimos: "You think they ain't happy with us?"
The Protagonist: "I really couldn't care."
Zimos: "Don't worry, ladies, Zimos will take good care of you."
The Protagonist: "Deep breath, Pierce. We're clear."
Pierce: "Let's load these hos up then and get the hell outta here."
The Protagonist: "They knew we were coming!"
Zimos: "Morningstar always protect their shipment. It ain't nothin' new."
The Protagonist: "With a goddamn army?"
Zimos: "Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town."
Zimos: "Here's the heli. Time to go!"

The Protagonist: "Keep it close to Pierce."
Pilot: "You got it."
Pierce: "Shit, are those rockets? Get them off me!"
The Protagonist: "Relax..."
Pierce: "I'm feelin' the hits here."
Pierce: "Another group down there!"
The Protagonist: "I see them."
Pilot: "Why're they aiming at us?"
The Protagonist: "Because we're not dead. Keep it steady."
The Protagonist: "To the left, Pierce, to the left!"
Pierce: "Are those APCs!?"
The Protagonist: "I'll take care of 'em!"
Pierce: "Jesus, they're all over the damn roofs!"
The Protagonist: "Got 'em."
Pierce: "Little more cover'd be nice."
Matt Miller: "You have something that belongs to me..."
The Protagonist: "Who is this?"
Matt Miller: "Someone who's willing to bargain. Bring the girls back to the Morningstar and I'll pay you top dollar a head."
The Protagonist: "What's the catch?"
Matt Miller: "That's all I'm asking."
Zimos: "What was that about?"
The Protagonist: "The Morningstar wants to re-purchase our little tarts."
Zimos: "I can't do my thing if I got no pussy to sell. The money won't come quick, but you bet it'll come."
The Protagonist: "[Keeping the hos] You talk a good game. Now back it up. Don't make me regret this."
The Protagonist: "[Delivering to Miller] We need the liquidity... Sorry, Z, we're moving forward with the deal."

The Protagonist: "So these girls gonna try to kill us too?"
Zimos: "See, you had to bring that up again."
The Protagonist: "Being shot by hos sticks with ya."
Zimos: "You taking your time gettin' there?"
The Protagonist: "You want to get off and swim?"
Zimos: "Hey, just checkin', baby."
Zimos: "Once you find the girls, send 'em to me. I'll keep 'em safe."
The Protagonist: "Let's hope they see it that way."
Ho #1: "I'm actually free!"
The Protagonist: "Find the guy with the "Z"."
Zimos: "Come on baby, follow the Z."
The Protagonist: "They're boxing these guys?"
Ho #2: "Thank you for freeing me."
The Protagonist: "Go to him and stay close."
Zimos: "I'll keep you safe, sugar."
The Protagonist: "We have to get past that guy...?"
Ho #3: "Thank you, kind stranger."
The Protagonist: "You'll be safe with that pimp."
Zimos: "Damn, ain't you a fine little thing..."
The Protagonist: "These crates never end!"
Ho #4: "Let us out!"
Zimos: "We better load these bitches up before your boy gets here."
The Protagonist: "Everyone in the crate. Move it!"
Ho #5: "I've been in there so long already!"
Ho #4: "Not the box!"
Zimos: "They're comin' for the boat."
The Protagonist: "Oh great..."
Zimos: "Think I saw some big firepower layin' on these platforms on the sides."
Zimos: "Looks like these bitches got through!"
The Protagonist: "Oh fun... on my way!"
Zimos: "You free later for a little quality time with the Z?"
Pierce: "I'm almost there. Hold them off while I'm coming in."
The Protagonist: "No problem."
Zimos: "You think they ain't happy with us?"
The Protagonist: "Maybe a little bit."
Zimos: "Don't worry, ladies, Zimos will take good care of you."
The Protagonist: "Well, that was exciting."
Pierce: "Let's load these hos up then and get the hell outta here."
The Protagonist: "Kinda feeling set up here..."
Zimos: "Morningstar always protect their shipment. It ain't nothin' new."
The Protagonist: "Isn't this a lot of guards, though?"
Zimos: "Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town."
Zimos: "Here's the heli. Time to go!"

The Protagonist: "Keep tight on Pierce."
Pilot: "You got it."
Pierce: "Shit, are those rockets? Get them off me!"
The Protagonist: "I got this, keep moving."
Pierce: "I'm feelin' the hits here."
Pierce: "Another group down there!"
The Protagonist: "On it."
Pilot: "Why're they aiming at us?"
The Protagonist: "'Cause I'm shootin' at 'em..."
The Protagonist: "Turn, Pierce, turn!"
Pierce: "Are those APCs!?"
The Protagonist: "Give me a sec to clear them out."
Pierce: "Jesus, they're all over the damn roofs!"
The Protagonist: "Focus on flying, will ya?"
Pierce: "Little more cover'd be nice."
Matt Miller: "You have something that belongs to me..."
The Protagonist: "That so? Who the hell is this?"
Matt Miller: "Someone who's willing to bargain. Bring the girls back to the Morningstar and I'll pay you top dollar a head."
The Protagonist: "Let me consider it."
Matt Miller: "That's all I'm asking."
Zimos: "What was that about?"
The Protagonist: "Morningstar offering to buy the girls back."
Zimos: "I can't do my thing if I got no pussy to sell. The money won't come quick, but you bet it'll come."
The Protagonist: "[Keeping the hos] You're with us for a reason, Zimos. Get to pimpin' those girls."
The Protagonist: "[Delivering to Miller] Deal's too good. I gotta take it, Zimos."

The Protagonist: "Perhaps these girls will not shoot us."
Zimos: "See, you had to bring that up again."
The Protagonist: "I am not likely to forget it any time soon."
Zimos: "You taking your time gettin' there?"
The Protagonist: "Are you wanting to drive?"
Zimos: "Hey, just checkin', baby."
Zimos: "Once you find the girls, send 'em to me. I'll keep 'em safe."
The Protagonist: "Perhaps you will pat them down, check for weapons, no?"
Ho #1: "I'm actually free!"
The Protagonist: "Stay near him, he'll keep you safe!"
Zimos: "Come on baby, follow the Z."
The Protagonist: "These guys are being shipped now?"
Ho #2: "Thank you for freeing me."
The Protagonist: "Stick close to the big "Z" man!"
Zimos: "I'll keep you safe, sugar."
The Protagonist: "We have to be getting past another big guy!"
Ho #3: "Thank you, kind stranger."
The Protagonist: "Stay back! Stand near the big "Z"!"
Zimos: "Damn, ain't you a fine little thing..."
The Protagonist: "They are bringing in a lot of boxes."
Ho #4: "Let us out!"
Zimos: "We better load these bitches up before your boy gets here."
The Protagonist: "Listen up, ladies! To get off this ship, you must be getting in that box!"
Ho #5: "I've been in there so long already!"
Ho #4: "Not the box!"
Zimos: "They're comin' for the boat."
The Protagonist: "I can hear them."
Zimos: "Think I saw some big firepower layin' on these platforms on the sides."
Zimos: "Looks like these bitches got through!"
The Protagonist: "Wonderful. I'll take care of them."
Zimos: "You free later for a little quality time with the Z?"
Pierce: "I'm almost there. Hold them off while I'm coming in."
The Protagonist: "We will handle it, Pierce."
Zimos: "You think they ain't happy with us?"
The Protagonist: "They're probably jealous."
Zimos: "Don't worry, ladies, Zimos will take good care of you."
The Protagonist: "The fun is over, Pierce. We are clear."
Pierce: "Let's load these hos up then and get the hell outta here."
The Protagonist: "I think we have been set up. We walked right into an ambush!"
Zimos: "Morningstar always protect their shipment. It ain't nothin' new."
The Protagonist: "Like this? There is a small army on this boat!"
Zimos: "Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town."
Zimos: "Here's the heli. Time to go!"

The Protagonist: "You must keep in range of Pierce."
Pilot: "You got it."
Pierce: "Shit, are those rockets? Get them off me!"
The Protagonist: "No worries. I'm on it."
Pierce: "I'm feelin' the hits here."
Pierce: "Another group down there!"
The Protagonist: "Not for much longer."
Pilot: "Why're they aiming at us?"
The Protagonist: "They probably want our autographs. Keep flying."
The Protagonist: "Pierce, turn hard to left!"
Pierce: "Are those APCs!?"
The Protagonist: "Soon they are being scrap metal."
Pierce: "Jesus, they're all over the damn roofs!"
The Protagonist: "Relax, Pierce. You are not going down today."
Pierce: "Little more cover'd be nice."
Matt Miller: "You have something that belongs to me..."
The Protagonist: "How did you get this number? Who are you?"
Matt Miller: "Someone who's willing to bargain. Bring the girls back to the Morningstar and I'll pay you top dollar a head."
The Protagonist: "If the the money is good, then perhaps I could consider it."
Matt Miller: "That's all I'm asking."
Zimos: "What was that about?"
The Protagonist: "It seems the Morningstar are willing to pay to be getting the girls back."
Zimos: "I can't do my thing if I got no pussy to sell. The money won't come quick, but you bet it'll come."
The Protagonist: "[Keeping the hos] We will be seeing if you are as good as you claim to be. The girls are yours. Make me proud."
The Protagonist: "[Delivering to Miller] We need the cash now. I am sorry Zimos, you will have to be building a stable some other way."

The Protagonist: "Maybe these strippers won't shoot me."
Zimos: "See, you had to bring that up again."
The Protagonist: "Someone had to."
Zimos: "You taking your time gettin' there?"
The Protagonist: "Alright Zimos, why don't you take over."
Zimos: "Hey, just checkin', baby."
Zimos: "Once you find the girls, send 'em to me. I'll keep 'em safe."
The Protagonist: "I can't believe I have to listen to this..."
Ho #1: "I'm actually free!"
The Protagonist: "Stick with the rhinestone "Z" guy!"
Zimos: "Come on baby, follow the Z."
The Protagonist: "Shit! How'd he get in a box?"
Ho #2: "Thank you for freeing me."
The Protagonist: "Move, already! And stay with him!"
Zimos: "I'll keep you safe, sugar."
The Protagonist: "That asshole up there's blocking the way..."
Ho #3: "Thank you, kind stranger."
The Protagonist: "Stick with us, you'll be safe!"
Zimos: "Damn, ain't you a fine little thing..."
The Protagonist: "Damn, there's still more crates?"
Ho #4: "Let us out!"
Zimos: "We better load these bitches up before your boy gets here."
The Protagonist: "Get your asses in the crate, ladies."
Ho #5: "I've been in there so long already!"
Ho #4: "Not the box!"
Zimos: "They're comin' for the boat."
The Protagonist: "Yeah, I know."
Zimos: "Think I saw some big firepower layin' on these platforms on the sides."
Zimos: "Looks like these bitches got through!"
The Protagonist: "Great... I'm comin'!"
Zimos: "You free later for a little quality time with the Z?"
Pierce: "I'm almost there. Hold them off while I'm coming in."
The Protagonist: "We're on it, Pierce."
Zimos: "You think they ain't happy with us?"
The Protagonist: "Too bad if they aren't."
Zimos: "Don't worry, ladies, Zimos will take good care of you."
The Protagonist: "Alright, Pierce, we're clear."
Pierce: "Let's load these hos up then and get the hell outta here."
The Protagonist: "Guess they knew we were coming..."
Zimos: "Morningstar always protect their shipment. It ain't nothin' new."
The Protagonist: "Yeah, but don't you think this is a little extreme?"
Zimos: "Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town."
Zimos: "Here's the heli. Time to go!"

The Protagonist: "Keep us close to Pierce."
Pilot: "You got it."
Pierce: "Shit, are those rockets? Get them off me!"
The Protagonist: "Keep it together, will you?"
Pierce: "I'm feelin' the hits here."
Pierce: "Another group down there!"
The Protagonist: "Yeah yeah, I know."
Pilot: "Why're they aiming at us?"
The Protagonist: "Did you really expect them to stop? Just keep flying."
The Protagonist: "Pierce, hang a left!"
Pierce: "Are those APCs!?"
The Protagonist: "Don't worry, I'll get 'em off you."
Pierce: "Jesus, they're all over the damn roofs!"
The Protagonist: "I've got it, alright?"
Pierce: "Little more cover'd be nice."
Matt Miller: "You have something that belongs to me..."
The Protagonist: "Who the hell are you?"
Matt Miller: "Someone who's willing to bargain. Bring the girls back to the Morningstar and I'll pay you top dollar a head."
The Protagonist: "Is that it? Or is there a catch?"
Matt Miller: "That's all I'm asking."
Zimos: "What was that about?"
The Protagonist: "The Morningstar wants to pay for the girls."
Zimos: "I can't do my thing if I got no pussy to sell. The money won't come quick, but you bet it'll come."
The Protagonist: "[Keeping the hos] Why have a famous Steelport pimp if we aren't using him. Make us some money, Z."
The Protagonist: "[Delivering to Miller] I'm sure there will be other pussy to sell. We're making the deal."

The Protagonist: "[Snarls]"
Zimos: "See, you had to bring that up again."
The Protagonist: "[Growls]"
Zimos: "You taking your time gettin' there?"
The Protagonist: "[Mumbles]"
Zimos: "Hey, just checkin', baby."
Zimos: "Once you find the girls, send 'em to me. I'll keep 'em safe."
The Protagonist: "[Mumbles]"
Ho #1: "I'm actually free!"
The Protagonist: "[Babbles]"
Zimos: "Come on baby, follow the Z."
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
Ho #2: "Thank you for freeing me."
The Protagonist: "[Moans]"
Zimos: "I'll keep you safe, sugar."
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"
Ho #3: "Thank you, kind stranger."
The Protagonist: "[Babbles]"
Zimos: "Damn, ain't you a fine little thing..."
The Protagonist: "[Growls]"
Ho #4: "Let us out!"
Zimos: "We better load these bitches up before your boy gets here."
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
Ho #5: "I've been in there so long already!"
Ho #4: "Not the box!"
Zimos: "They're comin' for the boat."
The Protagonist: "[Grumbles]"
Zimos: "Think I saw some big firepower layin' on these platforms on the sides."
Zimos: "Looks like these bitches got through!"
The Protagonist: "[Moans]"
Zimos: "You free later for a little quality time with the Z?"
Pierce: "I'm almost there. Hold them off while I'm coming in."
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"
Zimos: "You think they ain't happy with us?"
The Protagonist: "[Sneers]"
Zimos: "Don't worry, ladies, Zimos will take good care of you."
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
Pierce: "Let's load these hos up then and get the hell outta here."
The Protagonist: "[Sneers]"
Zimos: "Morningstar always protect their shipment. It ain't nothin' new."
The Protagonist: "[Moans]"
Zimos: "Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town."
Zimos: "Here's the heli. Time to go!"

The Protagonist: "[Gargles]"
Pilot: "You got it."
Pierce: "Shit, are those rockets? Get them off me!"
The Protagonist: "[Snarls]"
Pierce: "I'm feelin' the hits here."
Pierce: "Another group down there!"
The Protagonist: "[Groans]"
Pilot: "Why're they aiming at us?"
The Protagonist: "[Snarls]"
The Protagonist: "[Mumbles]"
Pierce: "Are those APCs!?"
The Protagonist: "[Moans]"
Pierce: "Jesus, they're all over the damn roofs!"
The Protagonist: "[Moans]"
Pierce: "Little more cover'd be nice."
Matt Miller: "You have something that belongs to me..."
The Protagonist: "[Gargles]"
Matt Miller: "Someone who's willing to bargain. Bring the girls back to the Morningstar and I'll pay you top dollar a head."
The Protagonist: "[Grumbles]"
Matt Miller: "That's all I'm asking."
Zimos: "What was that about?"
The Protagonist: "[Grumbles]"
Zimos: "I can't do my thing if I got no pussy to sell. The money won't come quick, but you bet it'll come."
The Protagonist: "[Keeping the hos] [Grunts]"
The Protagonist: "[Delivering to Miller] [Grunts]"

Cutscene #2 Edit

Killbane: "What the hell were you thinking, Matty?"
Matt Miller: "It just seemed like a waste to lose all those girls."
Killbane: "I am the general. I'm the czar. I'm the Walking Apocalypse. And I make the decisions, not you!"
Matt Miller: "My bad, mate. So what happens now?"
Killbane: "We buckle down. We focus. We don't do a run-in, we hit 'em with a Montreal Screwjob."
Killbane: "Yeah... that's it... Now listen up..."
Monica Hughes: "My esteemed colleagues, the time is now. We have deployed STAG to Steelport."

Trivia Edit

  • This mission is similar to the Saints Row 2 mission "The Enemy of my Enemy": both missions have the player raid a ship with cargo belonging to an enemy gang and end with the player repelling a counterattack that comes in waves via helicopters and boats.
  • While on the way to the cargo ship, should they have Male Voice 3, The Protagonist will call Zimos "Pierce".
  • When Male Voice 3 tells the Hos to "follow the guy with the Z", he mispronounces it as "Zee", the American English pronunciation, while he would normally say "Zed", the Commonwealth English pronunciation.
  • The song that plays during the second half of the mission is called "Fire Fight" by Jan Cyrka.
  • When Killbane speaks to Matt Miller at the end of the mission, he says, "we hit 'em with a Montreal Screwjob"; the Montreal Screwjob was a real life wrestling incident.
  • During the closing cutscene, Monica Hughes announces STAG deployment in Steelport, but they don't appear until the next mission: "Gang Bang".
    • Furthermore, the text at the bottom of the screen states that "Steelport [is] under martial law", although that doesn't happen until the end of "My Name is Cyrus Temple".
    • The below text also makes note of "S. Con. Res. 187"; S.Con.Res being an abbreviation for Concurrent resolutions originating in the Senate.
  • This is the last mission in the game where the Morningstar make an appearance.
  • The mission title is a reference to the '70s and '80s television series The Love Boat.
  • When speaking to Female Voice 2 (Eastern European), Viola refers to the Hos and "FOB girls", meaning Fresh off the boat, and slang term for new immigrants.

Gallery Edit

  • Zimos and The Protagonist watch the cargo ship from the docks.
  • The Protagonist hands a bum their binoculars as they walk away.
  • After the events of the mission, Killbane chastises and almost hits Matt Miller with a chair after the latter's actions regarding The Protagonist.
  • Monica Hughes announces the deployment of STAG in Steelport.
  • BDSM object
  • BDSM object 2
  • BDSM object 3
  • BDSM object 4
  • The final image used at the end of the mission.
  • Cash awarded at the end of the mission.
  • UI image seen if the player saves after this mission.

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