|Suburbs Strip Club|
|Story arc||The Ronin|
|Unlocked after||"Saint's Seven"|
|Objective(s)||• Enter the strip club and kill the Ronin Lieutenants |
• Head upstairs and kill the remaining Ronin
• Go to the roof and kill the reinforcements
|Reward(s)||• $1,000 |
• Misty Lane neighborhood, Suburbs District
- "NO TOUCHING rule violated"
- — Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline
Pierce phones The Protagonist and briefs them on The Ronin, who are disregarding the rules during a bachelor party at the Technically Legal strip club. The Protagonist is sent to "teach those assholes a lesson".
The following text has been transcribed verbatim from the game files.
It can be read in-game upon completion of the Stronghold by selecting the Stronghold at a Newspaper Clipboard.
A bachelor party took a violent turn as the Third Street Saints laid siege to a local strip club. Blood and pasties flew through the air, as gun fire tore through stripper and Ronin alike.
Head inside the strip club and kill all of The Ronin enjoying the party. Just past the double doors is an enemy with a Stun Gun who will usually stun the player as they kick the doors open, but ultimately does little damage. Head up the stairs to the next floor and kill all of The Ronin in their private rooms alongside some strippers. After they're all dead, a few Ronin reinforcements will arrive outside the club; head upstairs again to exit out onto the roof and kill them all. If the player has unlocked no fall damage from the Base Jumping Diversion, they can jump down and attack them all close-up.
- Pierce: "One of my girls at Technically Legal called me up and said that a Ronin bachelor party was getting too touchy-feely. The bouncers have all been paid not to do dick, so if anyone is gonna teach those assholes a lesson, it's gonna have to be you."