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Snatch is an activity in Saints Row, Saints Row 2, Saints Row Undercover[Reference needed], and Saints Row: The Third.[1]

Brings hos back safely from their abusive pimps to earn cash and respect.
— Snatch introduction in Saints Row 2[2]

Overview[]

Locations of Hos are marked on the minimap. After reaching the Hos, they must be recruited using the "Recruit" button. If the Pimp is closer to the Hos, they cannot be recruited. Once recruited, Hos behave like normal Followers, and must be taken back to the brothel drop-off point.

As the levels progress, gang notoriety increases. In later levels, some Hos are inside moving cars, usually a Status Quo.

In all Snatch activities, it is possible to recruit homies to act as bodyguards.

Saints Row[]

As with all activities, there are eight levels in each Snatch activity, except for the one in Harrowgate which only has two levels as it is designed to introduce Activities.

Locations[]

3rd Street Saints

Location: Harrowgate, Saint's Row District

  • Contact: Will
Will: "What's goin' on, bro? Julius called and said you might be stoppin' by. You lookin' for a little sumpin' sumpin'? 'Cause if so, I can let Peggy over there give you a ride..."
Peggy waves at Playa. Playa looks disgusted.
Will: "Yeah, I didn't think so. Look, brotha, I gotta be honest... I'm tryin' to get a business started here, but right now the only ho I got is so fugly, blind muthafuckas turn her down. Now, if you could bring me back some of them fine bitches who are turnin' tricks for other pimps... I'd be able to start seein' some real money. But I ain't askin' for somethin' for nothin'. I mean, you help me out, I'll cut you in on what the bitches make, and I'll spread the word that the Saints are the real deal."
Will in ...But It Sure Is Fun cutscene.
Snatch - Separation Anxiety - Loreana

Loreana

Los Carnales

Location: Cecil Park, Barrio District

  • Contact: Loreana
Playa looks around an empty lobby and starts to leave
Loreana[3]: "Wait wait wait wait wait, where you think you're going...It's been a while since a client came in here. That's not to say my girls can't make you cum, it's just that I ain't got no girls to do it."
Loreana (audio): "¿sabes lo que digo?"
Loreana (translation): "You know what I'm saying?"
Loreana (subtitle): "(unsubtitled)"
Loreana: "It's like this, I had the finest chica's on the block. Then these fuckin' Padrotes come rollin' around, and all of a sudden I'm left with nothin' but stained sheets and some lube. Look, I need my girls and I'm willing to pay whateva it takes to get 'em back."
— Loreana in Separation Anxiety cutscene.


Snatch - Out of Town Guests - Vikki

Vikki

Vice Kings

Location: Bavogian Plaza, Red Light District

  • Contact: Vikki
Vikki[3]: "Listen mutha fucka; if you come by here one more time, no, if you look at this fuckin' building one more time, I will personally feed you all 3 inches of your cock. You hear me? Now get the fuck out!"
Vikki shoves the man she is talking to, and he angrily leaves. Vikki then notices Playa and approaches him.
Vikki: "I don't know what you want, but whatever it is, I ain't got it. Look around hun, I think you'll notice a distinct lack of pussy. Some fuckin' pimps from outta town are tryin' to put me outta business. They took most of my stable, and now they're even askin' me to go back ho'n for them, you believe that shit? Until you go out there and bring my girls back, I can't help you."
— Vikki at Madame Vikki's Hotel in Out of Town Guests cutscene.


Snatch - Daddy's Girls - Helmers

Helmers

Westside Rollerz

Location: Ultor Dome, Arena District

  • Contact: Helmers
Playa approaches Helmers, accidentally knocking over his pyramid of beer cans.
Helmers: "What the hell is wrong with you!"
Helmers throws the beer can he was holding at Playa. It misses, and Playa knocks Helmers out of his lawn chair and then turns to leave.
Helmers: "Wait! Wait. Sorry man, you're not one of my kids. I've just been on edge ever since they left. I took care of those girls since they started growin' titties and how do they pay me back? By running off with some lowlife in a hat and cane. Could ya bring them back to daddy, I'd be mighty thankful."
— Helmers in Daddy's Girls cutscene.


Rewards[]

Taxi Glitch[]

There is a glitch in Saints Row and Saints Row 2 that makes it easier to play the Snatch activity.

  1. Call EagleLine Yellow (Phone number: 555-018-0174)
  2. Jump on the hood of the taxi, switch to grenades, and press the "Secondary Attack" button to do a short lob on the roof of the taxi.
  3. Immediately, press the "Enter Vehicle" button to teleport into the backseat of the taxi.
  4. If done correctly, Playa and the driver should jump out of the taxi, which then explodes.
  5. Find the burnt hulk of the destroyed taxi and enter it. It is now invulnerable to crashes, bullets or explosions, but is destroyed if flipped.

Saints Row 2[]

Both Snatch activities have 6 levels.

Sometimes a rival pimp takes back a ho, and the pimp must be tracked down and killed. This can only happen if the pimp and his bodyguards are not killed when the Hos are recruited, and only happens after level 3.

In the Chinatown District, it is possible for a group of hos to be arrested before being rescued, and they must be bailed out.

Locations[]

Wu in Saints Row 2

Wu

Imperial Square, Chinatown District
  • Contact: Madam Wu
Wu: "You might as well go home, we're closed."
Playa: "Like for the day?"
Wu: "Like forever."
Playa: "Wu, you can't close down the massage parlor, it's a Stilwater landmark, I've been coming here since Junior High."
Wu: "No girls means no massages."
Playa: "No girls? That's all that's keeping you back?"
Wu: "I think it's a pretty substantial problem."
Playa: "Let me find you some workers...you'll be back in business in no time."
— Chinatown Snatch cutscene
Helmers in Saints Row 2

Helmers

Brighton, Downtown District
Playa: "I'm surprised you're not still workin' from the trailer Helmers..."
Helmers: "Well ya know, I figured I needed to keep a closer eye on my girls."
Playa: "How's that workin' out for ya?"
Helmers: "I got no idea where the hell they are..."
Playa: "You think that might have somethin' to do with you parkin' your ass in a lawn chair making beer pyramids instead of working the corner?"
Helmers: "What are you getting' at..."
Playa: "Just that maybe you, uh-"
Playa - Male 2': "Just that ma-"
Playa - Female 3: "Just that maybe, uh-"
Helmers: "You gettin' smart with me?"
Playa: "No, I'm ju-"
Helmers: "Cause if I think you gettin' smart with me I have a good mind to step outta this chair and give you a tannin'..."
Playa: "All I'm tryin' to say is that you're a busy guy who can't be bothered to keep tabs on everyone...why don't I go track down your missing girls."
Helmers: "You'd do that for me?"
Playa: "If you got the money, sure."
— "Downtown District Snatch" Cutscene

Rewards[]

Downtown District - Brighton

  • Level 3: GAL 43
  • Level 6: Infinite SMG ammo

Chinatown District - Little Shanghai

  • Level 3: Health regeneration 2x
  • Level 6: Health regeneration 3x


Saints Row: The Third[]

Snatch has a total of 6 instances; 3 for Zimos and 3 for Kinzie.

Zimos is looking for hos and Kinzie is looking for her contacts.

At some points are traps laid by the rival gang operating in that area.

A Saints Infuego is supplied.

Rewards[]

Transcript[]

When played as part of the storyline, there is an opening cutscene.

Playa: "Hey Zim-"
Zimos: "Shhh, don't wake the bitches."
Playa: "You don't waste time."
Zimos: "If you were chewing on a ball gag with a horse tail up your ass for a few years I think you'd want to unwind."
Playa: "Fair enough."
Zimos: "I'm guessin' you didn't come here for the pussy."
Playa: "If the Saints are gonna stay in Steelport we need the Morningstar outta here. I already worked Downtown, but these motherfuckers are everywhere."
Zimos: "I'm here to help, baby. I know every track the Morningstar are working. We can build up our stable and hurt the DeWynter sisters at the same time."
Playa: "Sounds good."
— Zimos Snatch storyline cutscene

Newscasts[]

I'm Jack Armstrong in the newsroom with this special report: the streets of Stilwater can be a dangerous place for fine, upstanding citizens, but, increasingly, if you work those streets, danger is everywhere, and the stakes are even higher. By its very definition, prostitution transforms a woman into a mere object - objects that recently have been stolen, brazenly, and in broad daylight. From the men that employ them as sex workers and from the streets, some of them are found near hours later in the employ of brothels all around the city. For updates, tune to us for the latest details and information. For Jane Valderamma, Flying Officer Mike McCabe, and all of us in the newsroom, I'm Jack Armstrong.
— Jack Armstrong

I'm Jack Armstrong in the newsroom with this special report: working as a prostitute has always been dangerous, and now there is a new danger lurking for ladies of the evening. Rival gangs have taken to stealing these women as if they were property to be bought and sold, and relocating them against their will, ripped from the men who both employ them and terrorize them, and force them to ply their trades at a new madam's service. As if their lives are not in enough turmoil, these women find themselves pawns in the streets of Stilwater's most dangerous game. For updates, tune to us for the latest details and information. For Jane Valderamma, Flying Officer Mike McCabe, and all of us in the newsroom, I'm Jack Armstrong.
— Jack Armstrong

I'm Jack Armstrong in the newsroom with this special report: authorities are telling us that the world's oldest profession is falling prey to the world's second oldest profession. As if the streets weren't dangerous enough, local thugs are with increasing frequency rounding up prostitutes under the very noses of the pimps that have employed and exploited them, and whisking them off to work against their will in unidentified houses of ill repute all around the city. Closed-circuit to the working ladies: if you spread your legs for money, be careful. Be careful. For updates, tune to us for the latest details and information. For Jane Valderamma, Flying Officer Mike McCabe, and all of us in the newsroom, I'm Jack Armstrong.
— Jack Armstrong

Tips[]

For Main Article, see Tips.

  • Although a vehicle is supplied, any vehicle can be used.
  • It is possible to switch cars during the activity.
  • In Saints Row 2 and Saints Row: The Third, it is possible to use a helicopter or VTOL.

Trivia[]

  • On-screen instructions say to play the Snatch activity in Harrowgate after "Back to Basics" to earn Respect. This, along with the fact that it only has 2 Levels while all other Activities have 8, and that it is the only Activity associated with the Saints, suggests that this Activity is meant to be a tutorial and/or practice Activity.
    • Despite the on-screen nag message, it is not compulsory to progress the story.
  • The Separation Anxiety and Out of Town Guests cutscene takes place inside a building which cannot be entered.
    • The building in the latter contains graphics of real-life photos, which are never seen anywhere else in the game, nor in other Saints Row games.
  • Snatch was originally known as "Pimping", a name that is still used internally.[4]

Gallery[]

Map start pimping

Saints Row map icon

Snatch hos arrested

"The hos have been arrested. Go bail them out!"

Open leg lodge SR1 cutscene

Open Leg Lodge sign from Madame Vikki's hotel from the Out of Town Guests cutscene for Vice Kings Snatch in Bavogian Plaza

Open Leg Lodge interior in Out of town Guests cutscene

Open Leg Lodge interior

Snatch - Will - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Will - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Helmers - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Helmers - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Loreana - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Loreana - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Madame Vikki - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Madame Vikki - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Madame Vikki - alternate with different hair - character model in Saints Row

Snatch - Madame Vikki - alternate with different hair - character model in Saints Row

Endscreen snatch

End screen background for Snatch

Madame Wu - character model in Saints Row 2

Madame Wu in Saints Row 2

Helmers - character model in Saints Row 2

Helmers in Saints Row 2

Snatch tutorial in Saints Row 2

Snatch instructions

GAL 43 unlocked in Saints Row 2

GAL 43 unlocked

Unlimited SMG ammo unlocked SR2

Unlimited SMG ammo unlocked

Health Regeneration 2x unlocked by Snatch Level 3 in Saints Row 2

Health Regeneration 2x unlocked

Health Regeneration 3x unlocked by Snatch Level 6 in Saints Row 2

Health Regeneration 3x unlocked

Deckers Snatch in Saints Row The Third

Snatch gameplay instructions in Saints Row: The Third

Deckers Snatch in Saints Row The Third - Recruit Contact

Snatch gameplay in Saints Row: The Third

Deckers Snatch in Saints Row The Third - 2 of 3 Contacts

Snatch in Saints Row: The Third

Snatch complete

Snatch completion screen in Saints Row: The Third

Snatch cash

Snatch cash screen in Saints Row: The Third

Snatch more

Snatch more screen in Saints Row: The Third


References[]

  1. Achievements: Achievements and Trophies in Saints Row: The Third
  2. Image: Snatch instructions
  3. 3.0 3.1 Note: The name comes from the game data files
  4. Note: "ACT_PIMPING_NAME=SNATCH"


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