It is a large hotel suite containing two floors and costs $50,000, making it one of the most expensive Cribs in Saints Row 2.
Inside, there is a Newspaper Clipboard, Crib Customization, Television, Wardrobe, Stash and a Weapons Cache. As with most cribs, it is possible to install a Stripper Pole customization on the upper floor.
Outside, there is a Helipad on the roof accessible via stairs on the top floor, a dock behind the building accessible by the back door on the ground floor, and a car garage outside on the ground floor.
- On the beach behind the condo there is a plastic skeleton in a pirate hat from Let's Pretend, sitting on a deckchair it also has a ninja star on it.
- Although the district is the Saint's Row District, the name of this Crib does not have an apostrophe.
- When standing on the building's helipad, looking towards the road closest to the inaccessible hospital, it will appear as a pool-type body of water. When standing in that area, it appears as a road, but when using the cellphone, it acts as if though The Protagonist is in water.