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Portal:Dialogue, Portal:Audio are now on separate pages due to length.

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UI N-A
Random Quote
We better get in there before they take that thing.
— Pierce, "Get In"
(from Learning Computer)

OtherInMemory 0382 SR1 cellphone
Article Quote
'Merica
You have the right to bear arms and lots of them.
— 'Merica - Default weapon description[1]

...To Kingdom Come
Check it out: Eesh has a recording session in a few minutes. That's when we make her disappear and give the Vice Kings a nice "fuck you" while we're at it. I want you to take Aisha to her session, but on the way stop at the chop shop to have your ride loaded up with some C4. Park the car at the studio and get the hell outta there. Eesh, make sure someone sees you before you jump out.
To Kingdom Come introduction
Johnny Gat to The Protagonist and Aisha, while at the church.

...To Kingdom Come
Alright man, you ain't got a lot of time, so hurry. One more thing. That shit in your car ain't exactly stable. I wouldn't hit anything if I were you
— Samson, after going to his garage.

... and a Better Life
Dane Vogel assassinated: Eric Gryphon named new head of Special Projects
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

101.69 Sizzurp FM
From the old school and today, 101.69 Sizzurp, this is DJ Irie, hello!
SR1 announcer Sizzurp 0052 DJ Irie
— Sizzurp station ID from DJ Irie

102.4 Klassic FM
Klassic102.4, We got beat up in school too!

102.4 Klassic FM
I've actually been working on an interpretive dance for this piece. It's becoming quite something.

102.4 Klassic FM
Klassic102.4, Bach the night away!

106.66 The Blood
Yaaaaaay! This is one of my favourite pick-me-up tracks
The Blood John John excited radio misc media 00167

107.77 The Mix FM
All the great hits of the 80s without the legwarmers!, only on 107.77, The Mix!
— Darius Masters

107.77 The Mix FM
You're listening to Darius Masters on The Mix, and here's another 80s classic!
— Darius Masters

107.77 The Mix FM
You're listening to 107.77, The Mix.
— Darius Masters

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
The Mike and David Show. Where we're right, and they're wrong.
— David in a Station ID

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
K-Boom 108, where we're right and they are wrong.
— David in a Station ID

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
Hor-rors, not Whores, I don't mind Whores.
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
There was a 6 year old toddler in North Stilwater that took a gun and blew away his grandparents.
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
It should be illegal to be the bad guy in video games.
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
It has to start with people like our great Chief Monroe, why wouldn't our children want to be like Chief Monroe instead of these, these, what do they call these guys, these Los Carnales? Jack Armstrong is always talking about it on the news.
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
This ammo is lying on the ground, on 3rd Street. The ammo is lying on the ground all throughout the entire Saint's Row area!
— David, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
You know, they actually closed the Freckle Bitch's in that part of town.
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
You are polluting your mind, there's no doubt, and I find I am polluting my mind when I watch these games, but you go to confession, you go to confession that night and become absolved.
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I think that is a brilliant idea, I do not think there are nearly enough children conversing with priests over the internet.
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I mean if you kill someone in a video game you have to realise that he has a video-wife and video-kids that no longer have a video-father and you have to realise that they need video-support. [...] Without a video-father how are these video-kids going to stay off video-drugs?
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I have several weapons on me at this very instant. I have actually two separate knives, I have a blackjack, I have a sap, and I have an ankle holster with a Derringer, and then I have another gun that I, quite frankly it's none of your business where it is.
— Mike, Video Games segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I'm David, that's Mike, on the Mike and David show.
— David, Gun Pride segment.

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
You are free to do whatever you wanted to do, as long as somebody in our government approves of it.
— David, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
Can you imagine some of history's best action flicks with puppets in the roles of the actors?
— David, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
They see a car chase, they want to go down to No Vin and steal a car and go for a joy-ride.
— David, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
Finally, I can enjoy a Nick McGee film, I can watch Rear Naked Choke with my kids.
— Mike, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I truly believe that if we utilise technology to protect ourselves from ourselves we are doing ourselves a tremendous favour.
— David, Censorship segment

108.0 WMD KBOOM FM
I think we have the listeners by the throat, I think they are hanging on every word we have to say. Yeah they may be doing other things while they're doing it, you know, driving, shooting, loving, talking, who knows what they're doing.
— David, Censorship segment

3 Count Beat Down
Losing his mask is the ultimate shame a Luchador can feel. I can't steal it back. I need to earn it.
3 Count Beat Down intro
Angel De LaMuerte to The Protagonist, before proceeding to reclaim it from 3 Count Casino.

3 Count Beat Down
Angel De LaMuerte is reborn!
— Angel, after putting on his mask

3rd Street Saints
Founded by Julius Little, the Third Street Saints operated out of a tiny district in Stilwater called Saints Row.[sic] Their operation was small, but their dreams were big…
— History of the Saints: The Early Saints[2]

3rd Street Saints
After waking up from a coma and escaping from prison, the Boss found a very different Stilwater than the one they left. The city now belonged to the Ultor Corporation
— History of the Saints: The Saints Reborn[3]

3rd Street Saints
After merging with Ultor to form the "Saints-Ultor Media Group", the gang has produced Saints-branded merchandise for a rabid public. They are worldwide celebrities.
— History of the Saints: Modern Day Saints[4]

3rd Street Saints
You really think that a couple washed up bangers like you and Gat have a chance against the Brotherhood?
— Maero

3rd Street Saints
My thoughts exactly, Mr. Killbane. The Saints are no more than a white noise of empty threats.
— Phillipe Loren

3rd Street Vice Kings
King's obviously got somethin' goin' on with the police, I'll figure that shit out. In the meantime I want you two to go out and cause some havoc. If we can turn the public's eye to the Kings then the police won't have a choice but to come down on them.
3rd Street Vice Kings introduction
Dex to Johnny Gat and The Protagonist, at Sloppy Seconds in Harrowgate.

3rd Street Vice Kings
Alright, if the Vice Kings are gonna take the fall we gotta make sure whatever we do is caught on tape.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
Let's get started. The first thing we're gonna do is torch a couple stores.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
Whaddya say we head downtown and show 'em what we think of modern art?
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
Let's hit that ramp and knock those pins out.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
One more thing... let's find a bulldozer, there's something I'm just dyin' to do...
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
I'm getting real sick of hearin' Hughes run his mouth. I think it's time to thank him for his gift to Stilwater.
— Johnny Gat

3rd Street Vice Kings
That takes care of the cops... let's stop by forgive and forget before we give our last little present to the Vice Kings.
— Johnny Gat introducing an unused objective

45 Shepherd
The handgun of choice for any Saint.
— Weapon description[5]

45 Shepherd
The handgun of choice for any Saint.
— 45 Shepherd Level 1 description

45 Shepherd
Increases the rate of fire.
— 45 Shepherd Level 2 description

45 Shepherd
Increase the size of your clips.
— 45 Shepherd Level 3 description

45 Shepherd
Exploding bullets shock your enemies.
— 45 Shepherd Level 4 description

89.0 Generation X
This is why they call me the Taste Maker.
— One of Tommy's introductions for "Tightrope"

99.0 The Underground
I'm Ken, and you suck. 99.0, pirate radio.
— Ken

99.0 The Underground
99.0, pirate radio. Fuck the mainstream.
— Ken

99.0 The Underground
Because she just won't shut up, here's Jane Valderama with the news.
— Ken

99.0 The Underground
99.0, Pirate Radio. Dont fucking tell anybody about this.
— Ken

AR-55
Higher grade rifle with upgradable scope.
— Weapon description[6]

AR-55
I think the upgrade path for the AR-55 is one of the more satisfying and rewarding paths of all of the weapons. Starting as a standard 3 round burst assault rifle and ending up with basically a 5-round burst assault rifle with very little recoil and a highly increased zoom.
— Seth Hawk[7]

AR-55
Higher grade rifle with upgradable scope.
— Level 1 description

AR-55
Increase burst size.
— Level 2 description

AR-55
Increase the size of your clips.
— Level 3 description

AR-55
Sniper scope increases zoom distance. Extended barrel increases damage and reduces recoil.
— Level 4 description

AS3 Ultimax
The standard law enforcement shotgun. Duck if you see one coming...
— Weapon Description

AS3 Ultimax
The standard law enforcement shotgun. Duck if you see one coming...
— Level 1 description

AS3 Ultimax
Increase rate of fire, clip size and damage. Red dot sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— Level 2 description

AS3 Ultimax
Increase rate of fire, clip size and damage. Front iron sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— Level 3 description

AS3 Ultimax
Increase rate of fire and clip size. Laser sight improves hip-firing accuracy.
— Level 4 description

A Game of Clones
Something strange is happening in the simulation. You're going to be getting attacked until this situation is resolved.
— Quest description

A Game of Clones
When that power's active your weapons will be able to bring down a Warden's shield.
— Kinzie, "Buff Warden"

A Game of Clones
Well done. If you throw me into the generator again, I will continue hacking the shield on the relay.
— CID, "CID Goes Back to"

A Game of Clones
Protect me while I disable the protocols.
— CID, "Protect CID"

A Game of Clones
""
— Warden 01, "See Warden"

A Game of Clones
Throw me into the air again.
— CID, "Throw CID Again"

A Game of Clones
Almost... almost...
— CID, "Upling Search"

A Game of Clones
Here is the next relay.
— CID, "Uplink 2 Arrive"

A Game of Clones
The shields are down.
— CID, "Uplink 3 Shield Down"

A Game of Clones
Shields are down!
— CID, "Uplink 4 Shield"

A Game of Clones
One moment.
— CID, "Uplink Search 2 Begin"

A Game of Clones
Uh-huh. Mm-hrm.
— CID, "Uplink Search 2"

A Game of Clones
I have it. Let us go.
— CID, "Uplink Search 2 End"

A Game of Clones
One moment please.
— CID, "Uplink Search Begin"

A Game of Clones
This way!
— CID, "Uplink Search End"

A Pleasant Day
This perfect life is brought to you by Friendly Fryer.
— Quest description

A Pleasant Day
Hi-diddly-I, neighbor!
— Generic, "Fetching Paper"

A Pleasant Day
Keep it up! The simulation is resisting but just keep going.
— Kinzie, "Unleash Encourage"

A Remote Chance
The best? The best is beating Sway the Spider-God in a Tijuana Scaffold Match. The best is defending the world title 13 times in one night. The best is winning a last man standing match with two broken legs...Trust me little Icarus: you're flying too close to the sun.
A Remote Chance intro
Killbane, threatening the Stilwater Butcher during a press conference outside 3 Count Casino.

A Remote Chance
Breaking News. Minutes ago, Mad Mangler Merle Roberts, a Luchador slated to compete in the upcoming Murderbrawl 31, ran over several pedestrians in what witnesses say was a rage induced vehicular massacre. His body is being pulled out of the fiery wreckage as his career ended... at a dead end. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.
— Jane Valderamma, "Breaking News Car"

A Remote Chance
More breaking news. Blood has chummed the water of Steelport as two boats lost control within minutes of each other, resulting in the deaths of the drivers, other boaters, and party-goers on a nearby pier. Is this a boating stunt gone horribly wrong... or is Death smothing out a wrinkle in his deisgn. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.
— Jane Valderamma, "Breaking News Boat"

A Remote Chance
This just in. It was shades of the great bootlegger recall of aught 7, as yet another mechanical failure resulted in a fatal mid-air helicopter crash. Citizens of Steelport, a word of advice: pull over now. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.
— Anna, "Breaking News Heli"

Abandoned Police Station
The Kings are keeping some of our boys locked up at the old police station, I want you to lead the jail break.
Abandoned Police Station introduction
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Abandoned Storefront
Rumor is an old liquor store is being used as a Carnales hide out...why don't you go over there and check it out?
Abandoned Storefront Troy
Troy to The Protagonist, in a phone call before starting the Stronghold.

Abandoned Storefront
Rumor is an old liquor store is being used as a Carnales hide out...why don't you go over there and check it out?
Abandoned Storefront Troy
Troy to The Protagonist, in a phone call before starting the Stronghold.

Abandoned Storefront
The Carnales have been hiding out inside an old store. Until we clean that building out, there's no way we can hold down the Row.
Julius unused Abandoned Storefront introduction VOC-SP 1126
— Julius unused Abandoned Storefront introduction

Abandoned office building
He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location...
— Kinzie Kensington

Abduction Gun
Give your foes a close encounter. Also works on cows.
— Weapon Description[8]

Abduction Gun
Head into the light ....[sic]
— Abduct-O-Matic - Default skin[9]

Abduction Gun
Suck 'em up in style.
— Saints Purple - Gold-Plated skin[10]

Abduction Gun
Zin gone gangsta.
— Saints Purple - Saints Purple skin[11]

Activities and Diversions in Saints Row 2
One player chases in the attack helicopter and tries to blow up the other player as they flee to checkpoints as fast as possible.
Cat & Mouse introduction

Activities and Diversions in Saints Row 2
Two enter, one wins.Kill your partner before they kill you. Weapons change each round so try everything out.
Death Tag introduction

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright real quick I just wanna say something before we uh, get to our next song, um, I know you think I'm just uh, a mindless recording. Right? I'm programmed to repeat silly bits of patter while you drive around and murder people in this video game, right? Look, maybe that's true, maybe it's true but I gotta question. How independent are you? Turnin' the tables is what I'm doing here, beca- you think you have free will but really you're just doin' what the game tells you to do. How much control do you really have over your own life? I mean, think about it, this is what you do. Take a look man, you, you're si- you sit around all day playing a video game and listening to fake radio stations? What are you doing with your life? Don't you want to get a girlfriend and lear- maybe learn something new? Surprise us! Take a class! Get a skill so- We already know you can punch buttons and pull your pud! Come on, man!
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— Jon, breaking the fourth wall

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright folks, um, just wanna share something here, uh... The other day... this is weird, I found a third nipple on my body, I, I, it's not weird, I just, I just discovered it, so you know... Most people who have third nipples have them on their chest, right next to their regular nipples and um, y'know I found mine... uh I found mine behind my knee, which I think is weird, right? You sp- you know, you spend your whole life thinking of yourself, you know, as uh, as having two nipples. You're, you know... I mean that's just... quote unquote normal then you find out you have a whole other nipple, and it's uh, it's...it's behind your knee. And it's, it's caused a, a little bit of a ripple effect, of insecurity, where now I'm questioning everything. Like what's real, what's true. And I know you know what? you're wondering if I used the word ripple because it rhymes with nipple and the answer is no, and that just occurred to me just now that I said that and that's why I said it. Anyway I gotta, I gotta nipple on my knee, uh and I just wanted to let everybody know.
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— Jon, talking about his recently discovered third nipple.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Y'know I've had a lotta people ask what the call letters in WDDT CPDG the Swim stand for. Um, I wondered myself for a while. But then I looked up call letters, on Wikipedia and I found out they don't stand for anything. Call letters are, and I'm quoting here: "A unique designation for a transmitting station". So they're basically, random letters, for identifying broadcast stations. You know what? This is boring. I don't know why I'm talking about this. I'm very sorry. I guess uh, I guess I'm runnin' outta things to talk about. If I had to pick I would say they stand for... "Why Do Dogs Think Cats Psychologically Don't Get It." I added an I. Had to make it work.
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— Jon, talking about the call letters in the radio station name.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Hey uh, Tom? Tom, can we get some food in here? I'm starving man... I know you're not a waiter, I'm just asking a question. I'm just uh... No, I don't think you're a waiter! That's, just stop, I that's not... that's... That's a long way to go to be sarcastic, Tom. Wow! Alright, um... for those of you listening Tom just put on a waiter apron and got out a pad and pen. As if he's gonna take my order. Alright, Tom, I get it... Let's just get back to the show... Alright, Tom's just staring at me, pen poised over pad. You're gonna make me uh, go through this little snarky food ordering thing, right? Alright, fine. Um... I will have the huevos rancheros. With a side of... chicken apple sausage. Uh... cappuccino and I'll take a check immediately because I'm in sort of a rush... I have to uh... I got to meet my friend Tom at the smartass convention downtown... No, I don't have another friend named Tom. I'm talking about you, Tom! Well, how am I supposed to know you were kidding? You're a... you're a very difficult person to work with Tom.
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— Jon, arguing with Tom about food.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Oh hello! Hi! ... Oh sorry, uh, listeners I'm not talking you, uh this woman just walked by the studio and uh... she winked at me... God, she was hot, hey Tom... Tom who was that?... What do you mean "Who am I talking about?" The hot as hell woman who just walked by, you didn't see her? Oh man she, she was the kinda hot, where you get a boner even if she's standing behind you... The hairs on the back of your neck stands up, your bone stands up... You have a boner Tom? You see, there you go.
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— Jon, talking to Tom about a woman.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Hey what's up, you're listening to my voice...*laughing* you thought I was gonna say WDDT CPDG the Swim, which would also have been correct, either one.
Ad adult swim my voice radio misc media 00395
— Jon, after a song ends

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright, you are smack-dab in the middle of WDDT CPDG the swim's 12 songs that randomly repeat forever rock block.
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— Jon, after a song ends

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright, hope you enjoyed that last song, um, I can't hear music myself. It's kind of a defect I've had since birth. Uh, so when people saying "oh that was a great song! The melody was so good!" and all that. I don't know what they're talkin' about. But I'll say this, I like the way *censored* looks.
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— Jon, after a song ends.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright folks, we are gonna mix it up now, and take some listener calls. Uh this first call comes from uh... hold up... alright my sound engineer, Tom, is telling me we're not set up to take calls, I don't know, what, what is, what... what kinda radio show isn't set up to take calls? That doesn't make sense Tom... No you just get a phone and plug it into the thing, right?... Alright my producer's saying I'm oversimplifying it... Kay now he's saying I don't understand how audio technology works... Kay he's saying I also don't understand how dedicated phone lines work, alright Tom?... Relax, I get it, I'm not as knowledgeable as you, okay?... Alright now he's saying that no, I don't get it, I don't get anything... okay? Now he's pulling out a knife, and it looks like the knife from the movie, Cobra... Okay he's waving it at me, and slicing it across the tech booth glass... Whoa, now he's pulling up his shirt!... He is RIPPED, Jesus Tom!... Oh my god! He's... he's carving... runic symbols into his chest and... he's muttering these crazy, this pre-human way- OH MY GOD! HE JUST HURLED HIMSELF AGAINST THE GLASS! He shattered like a ceramic vase, this is NUTS! Holy shit! Alright folks, it is official, things are getting weird around here.
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— Jon, during a chaotic series of events.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright, we are gonna take a quick break from the total mind blow you've been getting, to pay some bills! Our sponsor today is of course Nicky's Grinders, um, now as you know I'm a huge personal fan of this place, um, Nicky serves up hands down the best grinders in the city. Not only are they tasty, they provide the eater with a pure, all natural grinder high that can last, I would say minimum up to 12 hours, minimum. Lemme describe to you, what it's like to bite into one of these grinders, from Nicky's: your teeth penetrate the crust like miners, delving through delicious ore. And once through the top strata, they find themselves in a golden anti-chamber of horseradish, cheddar and Dijon. Like Odysseus in the land of the lotus eaters, they are in danger of tarrying too long, become entrapped by the pleasures they found. But if they press into the deeper layers, they discover a true awakening of flavor, in the form of a baked glazed honey ham, sliced thin, like spider hair, that's how thin. Your teeth undergo a transcendent enlightenment. Not unlike the apes in the beginning of 2001. They're inspired to erect, a new civilization inside the world of the grinder. A glorious cave kingdom, ruled justly, and with the largest of spirit. Unmatched by any civilization that has come before. So uh, good grinders is what I'm kinda getting at.
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— Jon, describing a grinder from Nicky's

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright, so uh, the network wants to get some brand recognition going out there uh, they want me to do a few of my classic catchphrases like uh, *fart noise* and uh, "what a crunchry!". Y'know "lacation" "meatsweet" and all that kinda stuff but uh, y'know frankly there's too many to do them all, I mean uh, let's face it folks, I'm a one liner machine. a linechine if you will. A catchphrapist. Anyway there's too many, is my point so uh, what I'm gonna do, is give 'em all to you in one all-encompassing breath. You heard it right, you're gonna get every one of my classic, pithcramed catchphrases, in one ultimate 'breve to end all 'breves. And that 'breve is... ready for it? Here it is...*fart noise* runchlacainwheat. You catch that? I'll give it to you one more time. *fart noise* runchlacainwheat. Boom. There it is. Super 'breve. Just take a few deep breathes, gotta calm down, process it. And do it. Go to the mirror. Go to your bathroom. Look at your mouth. Make it happen.
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— Jon, combining all his catchphrases together.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
Alright folks, we are gonna do a little call in contest right now. The first five listeners to call in, and accurately guess the length of the longest hair on my body will win two tickets, to see the Vaudeville Vaginas at the Metalarch Arena in Shortview, New Jersey on February 31st. Opening act that night is gonna be Grumpy Grandpa and the Guts and they'll be performing one of their classic murder stunts live on stage. Plus there's talk of a surprise appearance by Cybersaurus, who's gonna be crushing trucks, and givin' away free Chuck Cola via his retinue of supple virgin bondswomen. So uh, should be a pretty wild night. Let's get back to a song!
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— Jon, on a calling contest.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
You probably just creamed right now cause you recognized my voice from the hit reality show Delocated. It's okay, you can stop creaming now, but uh, y'know if you can't stop creaming you might wanna consider purchasing a pair of cream-resistant pants. I know what your thinkin'. "Cream-resistant pants don't exist, there little more than a off dreamt possibility, hovering somewhere in the distant future." Well uh, guess what? You're wrong, dude. I am as we speak in the process of developing a cutting edge line of pant, guaranteed, to reroute any cream safely from the crotch area, down the pant leg, into a small gutter in the cuff. If you would like to purchase the cream-resistant pant, I am accepting pre-orders at: www.Krousers.com/nomocream. Log on, make a purchase.
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— Jon advertising his cream-resistant pants.

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
WDDT CPDG, the Swim, your one stop shop for all things uh, uuuuuuuhm... yeah I dunno just started to say that and then I didn't know what else, I didn't know how to finish it.
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— Jon, after a song ends

Adult Swim WDDTCPDG
You're listening to WDDT CPDG, the Swim. I'm Jon from Delocated and this is WDDT CPDG the Swim. Wait, did I say that already?
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— Jon, after a song ends.

Air Steelport
Fuck my life.
— The Protagonist, surrounded by Zombies

Airborne Assault
Hippies mourn loss of drug farm
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Airborne Assault
That barn looked a lot less flamable from the outside...
— Tobias, after destroying some equipment

Airborne Assault
Well that was oddly cathartic...
— Tobias congratulates The Protagonist

Aisha's Favor
Some mother fucker's grabbed Aisha's sister right off the street. [...] Aisha said they were drivin' a yellow sedan. Tail those bitches back to wherever they go and get those girls back.
Aisha's Favor audio
Johnny Gat to The Protagonist, after receiving a phone call from Aisha.

Aisha's Favor
Hey man, it's Gat...if you think clearin' out the Row was fun ,find me at the church... you're gonna love what I got planned for the Vice Kings...
— Johnny Gat, pre-mission phone call after earning enough respect to play a mission

Aisha's Favor
Wait, hold up. If you're bringin' that much ass home, you better have a big ride.
— Gat, unused final cutscene line

Aisha's Favor
The guy with the key went to Tee'N'Ay.
— Black Female Ho

Aisha's sister
Some mother fucker's grabbed Aisha's sister right off the street.
— Johnny Gat, "Woman Troubles" cutscene

Alien Pistol
A hefty punch in a small package.
— Weapon Description[12]

Alien Pistol
4 out of 5 Xenomoprhs[sic] recommend this gun
— Default Z9 Handcannon description[13]

Alien Pistol
As seen in the classic 'The Zin with the Golden Gun'
— Gold-Plated Z9 Handcannon description[14]

Alien Pistol
Intergalatic, Third Street style
— Saints Purple Z9 Handcannon description[15]

Alien RPG
This alien weapon lays down the law ... and a blast of superheated plasma.
— Weapon Description [16]

Alien RPG
The Zin's heaviest hitter
— Default Tyrant skin [17]

Alien RPG
A shoulder-mounted, 24-carat apocalypse
— Gold-Plated Tyrant skin [18]

Alien RPG
The future is here. And it's purple.
— Saints Purple Tyrant skin [19]

Alien Rifle
Fire three beams at once. More firepower, less aiming. What's not to love?
— Weapon Description[20]

Alien Rifle
An alien soldier's best friend
— Dominator - Default weapon[21]

Alien Rifle
It's Zin bling! 'Zinbling' is a fun word. Zinbling!
— Dominator - Gold Plated[22]

Alien Rifle
Alien Tech, Saints Attitude
— Dominator - Saints Purple[23]

Alien SMG
This gun, used by aliens for zapping, can also be used for zapping aliens. Handy!
— Weapon Description[24]

Alien SMG
Another marvel of ZinTek.
— Default Xenoblaster description[25]

Alien SMG
Look classy while you're gunning them down
— Gold-Plated Xenoblaster description[26]

Alien SMG
Saints 1, Zin 0
— Saints Purple Xenoblaster description[27]

All Hands on Deck
Everything's in place. It's time to end this once and for all.
— Quest description

All Hands on Deck
Yo, we got some alien gun over here!
— Johnny Gat, "Ooh New"

All Hands on Deck
You ready? Cuz we got visitors.
— Shaundi, "Nemo Breach"

All Hands on Deck
One of them put a device on the wall. I'm not sure what it is.
— Shaundi, "Shaundi"

All Hands on Deck
I need to find something that looks important...
— The Protagonist, "Bomb Planted"

All Hands on Deck
Here ya go.
— The Protagonist, "Bomb Plant1"

All Hands on Deck
These bombs are hotter than we thought. Let's get the fuck out of here.
— Johnny Gat, "Bomb1 Goes Off"

All Hands on Deck
No going back that way.
— Johnny Gat, "Bomb New Route"

All Hands on Deck
Large red cylinder, huh...
— The Protagonist, "Red Cylinder"

All Hands on Deck
Big and glowy. Looks perfect.
— Johnny Gat, "Red Cylinder Walk"

All Hands on Deck
Get off me!
— Shaundi, "Shaundi Struggle"

Always Use Protection
Turns out Tanya's been fuckin' people in every sense of the word. Not only is she blowin' King's bodyguard Big Tony, but she's fuckin' Warren Williams, their numbers guy, whenever Tony ain't lookin'. Between Tony and Warren, the only person she isn't leading around by their cock is King. So I'm thinkin' we put the hurt on Tanya, we're fuckin' up the Vice Kings. She's got an operation in Prawn Court, that's where we'll start. Roll in there and put the murder on anyone you see, customers included. Who wants to die for a blowjob right?
Always Use Protection introduction
Johnny Gat to The Protagonist, outside Freckle Bitch's.

Always Use Protection
I'll have Monroe put some pressure on the Saints. While they're distracted, it should be easy to take back what's ours. Everything else is business as usual, understood? Now, this meeting is over.
Always Use Protection Benjamin King
— Benjamin King

Always Use Protection
So much for Tanya's hired help. Now get your ass over to the whorehouse and drop that chickenhead.
— Johnny Gat

Amberbrook Museum Pier
THIS IS MADNESS!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Amberbrook Museum Pier
Looks like the Ronin are settin' up shop for some deal. I don't know who or what they're moving yet, but judging by the amount of security they set up somethin' big is definitely goin' down. You're gonna have to take out two sets of guards before you can get a visual on the pier, if I were you I'd use a sniper rifle to drop those bitches from as far away as possible.
Amberbrook Museum Pier intro phone call SR2 VOC SP 01138
— Pierce

America's Next Top Scientist
Humble Reporter Exposes Mad Scientist
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

America's Next Top Scientist
I just made the Saints a lot of money. Listen honey, Ultor was going to bury this story anyway - at least this way we got a little something out of it. Ultor isn't going away; you'll have plenty of time to plot your little revenge scheme.
— Jane Valderamma

America's Next Top Scientist
Stay close to me, Tera. Looks like Ultor wants to shut you up bad.
— The Protagonist, after returning from the lookout

America's Next Top Scientist
Hold up, Jane's calling...
— The Protagonist, after fighting off the Masako

America's Next Top Scientist
My crew is already waiting for you. Find their truck and I'll meet you there.
— Jane Valderamma, on the phone

Andy Zhen
Look! Missy McNobody over here isn't gonna bring you down, I promise. I won't let her! Okay? You just be yourself, you're gonna kill it. Alright! LET'S SHOOT THIS FUCKER!
Andy Zehn Faster More Intense
— Andy Zhen meeting with The Protagonist[28]

Andy Zhen
Famed director Andy Zhen to begin filming "Gangstas in Space" in Steelport next month.
News ticker[screenshot?]

Andy Zhen
Hey, I'm so happy we can finally talk! My name's Andy Zhen, I'm sure you've heard of me. The studio signed me on to direct Gangstas in Space and I want YOU to be the star! I mean, sure you're already a star, but think of immortalizing yourself on the silver screen. Beautiful thought, right? Swing by the studio and you can see the script. I'm sure you'll love it!
— Andy Zhen, a starting "Faster, More Intense!"[28]

Andy Zhen
Places everyone! Let's win me a gold statue! Annnnnd... Action!
— Just before shooting of the film begins during "Faster, More Intense!"[28]

Angel De LaMuerte
I'll be right there.
— when called for assistance in Saints Row: The Third

Angelo Lopez
¡Lo sabía! You'll die for what you did to my brother.
— Angelo Lopez, Upon hearing Manuel Orejuela's betrayal and attempts to gun down the Saints.[29]

Angelo Lopez
Luz, where are you? Well evidently you are talking to me. Luz, I apologized okay? Now get your ass to the airport. What do you mean why, have you seen the house? We gotta get outta town. It doesn't matter, just pack some things and let's go. For God's sake, just leave them. I don't give a fuck, they're shoes! Good. Good, good, good, good, I'll be waiting for you. Bye-bye. Get the plane ready, she'll be here soon.
— Angelo's final conversation with Luz

Anime Pack
Finally, the fantasy of Eastern cultural happiness can be yours! Get hair defying the elements of winds! Slice many of the people of bad with Braver Sword! Kaiju-XL makes little of foes with speed and curiosity! Also dress up clothing changes any Street of 3 Holy Man a beholding wonder!
— DLC Description

Anna
Some of my sponsors are trying to drop my show because I'm too honest...I need you to show them that was a bad idea. You're probably poor and desperate, I'm sure you can use the money.
Hitman phonecall

Annihilator RPG
For huge explosions and firepower, you can't go wrong with a rocket launcher.
Saints Row: The Third weapon description[30]

Annihilator RPG
For huge explosions and firepower, you can't go wrong with a rocket launcher.
— Level 1 description

Annihilator RPG
Increase damage.
— Level 2 description

Annihilator RPG
Increase damage.
— Level 3 description

Annihilator RPG
Laser-guided rockets follow your reticle. Targeting system allows you to lock onto enemies.
— Level 4 description

Annihilator RPG
I'm dying to get some footage of you using the Annihilator!
FUZZ Camera Man

Anthony Green
You 3rd Street mothafuckas think you so smart. Well check this out, we ain't impressed. Hell, the only reason you got as far as you did was 'cause King let you. We led you right to where we wanted you, and now the police are gonna finish your ass for good, just the way we planned.
Big Tony in the Tanya and Tony cutscene
— Big Tony to Johnny Gat[31]

Anthony Green
Take me back to 707 Springfield.
— Tanya after losing hostile 3rd Street Saints members

Anthony Green
Grip is short, Mr. King
[when?]

Anthony Green
It's not her fault Mr. King, the Saints have been fuckin' with her.
[when?]

Apoca-Fist
The devastating special attack coined by Killbane now in portable gloves.
— Weapon description

Appointed Defender
GAT FOUND GUILTY, STILL GOES FREE
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Asha's VIP
You've been a leader for a long time. Do you remember what it's like to serve?
— Quest description

Asha's VIP
Time for you to experience the life of a field agent. A VIP is in town and it's our responsibility to see she safely arrives at all three stops on her route. Along the way we will encounter scenarios typical of a VIP escort job.
— Asha, "Mission Briefing"

Asha's VIP
Get in. You're driving the VIP to her first stop.
— Asha, "Get In"

Asha's VIP
Good job. Security might just be your Plan B.
— Asha, "Player Does Not"

Asha's VIP
Nice job, killer. You just killed the nicest man in town.
— Asha, "Player"

Asha's VIP
All right. Back in the car.
— Asha, "Back in"

Asha's VIP
Ah shit!
— Asha, "Part Three Asha"

Asha's VIP
I'll guard the VIP. You get to cover!
— Asha, "Part Three Get to"

Asha's VIP
I'm out of ammo. Cover me while I get some more.
— Asha, "Part Three Car"

Asha's VIP
Just hang on, here comes the rescue vehicle now.
— The Protagonist, "Part Four Car Coming"

Asha's VIP
Thanks.
— Asha, "Part Four Asha"

Asha's VIP
Don't let the VIP get hurt!
— Asha, "Protect"

Asha's VIP
Get to the car! Now! We're leaving!
— Asha, "Flee"

Asha's VIP
All right. Let's go!
— The Protagonist, "Part Five"

Asha's VIP
He just blew up Tammy...
— The Protagonist, "Part Five Genki Kills"

Asha's VIP
I knew Genki couldn't be too far behind.
— The Protagonist, "Part Five Here Is"

Asha's VIP
Get the VIP into the car! Hurry!
— Asha, "VIP in"

Assault on Precinct 31
Chief Bradshaw learns the meaning of "irony"
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Assault on Precinct 31
They're not gonna let us walk in dressed like this, we gotta get some disguises.
— Shaundi, at the start of the mission

Assault on Precinct 31
Before we go in the station remember to put your piece away, most repairmen don't wave around guns..
— Shaundi, upon arriving at the police headquarters.

Assault on Precinct 31
Alright lets get to the control room...
— Shaundi, after the cutscene

Assault on Precinct 31
OK just give me a minute...
— Shaundi, start hack

Assault on Precinct 31
So far so good...
— Shaundi, 20% Hacked

Assault on Precinct 31
Halfway done...
— Shaundi, 50% Hacked

Assault on Precinct 31
Just a little more...
— Shaundi, 75% Hacked

Assault on Precinct 31
We're done, let's get the hell out of here!
— Shaundi, 100% Hacked

Assault on Precinct 31
It's done, let's get outta here.
— Shaundi, end

Assault on Precinct 31
Keep me covered, this thing's heavy...
— Shaundi, escape

Assault on Precinct 31
There should be a helicopter on the roof, let's go
— Shaundi, to go roof

Assault on Precinct 31
Make that two minutes...
— Shaundi, Alarm 1

Assault on Precinct 31
We gotta work fast if we plan on beating that alarm...
— Shaundi, Alarm 2

Assault on Precinct 31
Are you crazy? Leave me alone!
— Repairman

Assault on Precinct 31
OK, if we're gonna do this the first thing we're gonna need is the gear to tap the traffic cameras...
— Shaundi, labelled "mission start"

Assault on Precinct 31
We better hurry, who knows how long it will be before they check our credentials...
— Shaundi, labelled "warning"

Audio Logs
From an early age, my father instilled a pride and patriotism in me that carried me far in life. I dedicated myself to serving the Crown. I don't regret it, though it's not been without its challenges. One of those challenges was working with the Saints in taking down Cyrus Temple.
Asha Audio Log 197
— Asha Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
When Matt Miller came on as my field coordinator, he had a lot of opinions about the Third Street Saints. I've always liked Matt but I admit he's easily wounded and a bit tetchy when it comes to past offenses. Still, he managed to set some low expectations for that first mission with the Saints.
Asha Audio Log 407
— Asha Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
I'm a creature of habit, of structure, which doesn't fit well with the Saints' MO. They have their way of doing things, and at times I have no idea what they're thinking or of their infatuation with those god-awful Freckle Bitches[sic] hamburgers, but when it comes down to it, they get things done. That's impressive. And I'm not easily impressed.
Asha Audio Log 041
— Asha Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
I built, I watched, and then I acted. That's how I brought the Vice Kings up to be one of the strongest crews in Stilwater. Only problem was my lieutenants didn't have the same patience. That bitch Tanya drove a wedge between Tony and Warren. Then she convinced Warren to try and take me out, only to stab him in the back and take it all for herself. I may have lost the Vice Kings, but killin' her almost made it worth the trouble. Good thing the playa was there to help.
King Audio Log 043
— King Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
After the fall of the Vice Kings, I figured it was time to get out of the game. Livin' the life I had, I didn't want all that experience to go to waste. Figured a book would allow me to work out my demons and show the world what the game took from me. Didn't know it'd take off so well. Shit, if I'd known back then what I do now, probably would of[sic] gone legit sooner.
King Audio Log 292
— King Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
I always knew the Saints were ambitious, but I never thought I'd see them end up in the White House. And when the playa called me saying how they couldn't do it without me, how could I say no. Thought maybe I was in line for Vice President, but I guess Keith beat me to it. Still, being the President's Chief of Staff certainly had its perks. Not bad for a kid from Sunnyvale Gardens.
King Audio Log 158
— King Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
When I first signed on to head the STAG initiative, I figured it would be a cushy job. After all, pitting a military organization against common street thugs seemed like a one-sided battle. The Saints changed that perspective quickly. Monica Hughes had no idea what she was sending me into.
Cyrus Audio Log 079
— Cyrus Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
The leader of the Saints is insane. We expected them to tear through Steelport, but no one knew what they were really capable of. After they destroyed that aircraft carrier, Hughes should've approved the Daedalus right then and there.
Cyrus Audio Log 309
— Cyrus Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
I'll never regret that night I had with Kia. She opened my eyes to things I'd only seen in... Guam. What did she call it,... the helicopter? There's no way they teach that in basic training.
Cyrus Audio Log 080
— Cyrus Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
Have to admit, didn't think much of the boss when they first joined the crew. Thought there was no way they were gonna make it through being canonized, let alone be any help takin' over Stilwater. Hell, they didn't even talk back then. But after that shit with the Vice Kings, I knew we found ourselves one hell of a Saint. There's nothing the boss can't do.
Gat Audio Log 345
— Gat Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
Things ain't never been easy for the Saints. First we lost Lin to the Rollerz back in Stilwater. Then Julius tried blowing up the boss and the Saints fell apart. After getting the crew back together, The Brotherhood had Carlos killed and Aisha... well, I lost her to the Ronin. And then fucking Phillipe Loren tried taking me out only to have Zinyak come in and snatch me from the Saints anyway. Like I said, shit's always been rough.
Gat Audio Log 399
— Gat Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
Aisha's death... hit me really hard. I thought I'd made peace with it, but Zinyak's fucking simulated hell took its toll. I know the whole point was I'd never be able to save her, but that shit would never stop me from trying. If the boss didn't show up to help, I don't know how much longer I could've kept it together.
Gat Audio Log 011
— Gat Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
When the Vice Kings stopped being about protecting Sunnyvale, I knew it was time to get outta the game. I was hopin' that Benjamin could keep the city locked down, but years passed and it ended up being the same old shit, only this time the victims were the people in Saints Row[sic] . I thought the Vice Kings' was a cautionary tale that I'd learn somethin' from, that if I built a new street gang I could control it, not make the same mistakes King did. I was so fuckin' naive.
Julius Audio Log 370
— Julius Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
I knew early on what it was I let loose on Stilwater. The playa was reckless and uncaring. Left a wake of bodies pointing right back at us. Think more of the city was destroyed than saved in the end. Sure the Saints were taking over, but at what cost? I couldn't risk letting a sociopath run things, so I did what I had to do. Never thought the bastard would survive the explosion.
Julius Audio Log 175
— Julius Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
I don't regret much. You make your choices, you live with 'em. But if I could take anything back, it would be the way things ended up with Angela. It was all fun and games for her. She wanted to be just like Benjamin. I shouldn'ta let her get in so deep.
Julius Audio Log 401
— Julius Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
I'm not the first actor to move into politics, but I'm one of the better ones. Theater, film, television, animation, commercials, shit, I've even done video games. Though video games aren't exactly renowned for their storytelling. Still, I'd conquered acting. By the time I got the call from the Saints, I was ready for something new.
Keith Audio Log 420
— Keith Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
How did I go from award-winning actor to the Vice President of the United States? Hell if I know. But when the head of the Saints calls you up and makes you an offer, well, it's something you consider. I liked the idea of being a statesman, having my name in the history books. It's a hell of a dream. Plus I look good in a suit. I'd look even better on money.
Keith Audio Log 177
— Keith Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
Zinyak kicked the stool out from under my political aspiration when he and his armada showed up. One of the worst things you can do is piss off America. Now, I don't necessarily agree with how the President is handling these things. Seems there must be a better way. I'm not saying I'd do better but, shit, maybe that's exactly what I'm saying. If I had the chance anyway.
Keith Audio Log 195
— Keith Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
Ok, I'm going to say this again: Why did we work with Matt Miller! Did everyone forget what he did to me back before I joined the Saints? I mean come on, he set me up to be fired from the FBI and got all my ideas completely discredited just because they think I'm into kink! The truth of that aside, he ruined my life and now he's a "good guy"? This-- this just isn't fair!
Kinzie Audio Log 276
— Kinzie Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
First I told the FBI, then I told the Saints, THEN I told the President and the entire Secret Service and still they wouldn't listen. Now here we are, abducted by aliens and trapped in technology far beyond what we had on Earth. You know, if I'd only got the budget for my planetary defense system we wouldn't be stuck up here dealing with the Zin. I mean, it would ONLY have cost 3.1 billion. Hey, I tried to warn the military, but they didn't want to listen to the Press Secretary.
Kinzie Audio Log 031
— Kinzie Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
Oleg is one of the best things that ever happened to me and right now it feels like the worst. I'm up here trying to save us from captivity and psychological torture and all I can think about is him. He's the only one who ever truly understood what I was saying. I never thought I'd meet someone with an intelligence nearly matching my own who made me feel like I wasn't constantly missing something in my life. Now, I am. Now, I miss him...
Kinzie Audio Log 093
— Kinzie Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
When I heard the Saints were back in Stilwater, I figured it couldn't hurt to have a little more muscle on The Brotherhood's side. 20/80 was a fair split for a bunch of has-beens from the Row. After all, we were the strongest crew in the city. What did we have to fear from them? If their leader wasn't such a greedy asshole, maybe things wouldn't have escalated like they did.
Maero Audio Log 382
— Maero Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
After what the Saints did to my face, they had to expect a little payback. Carlos was an easy target, and hurt their boss the most. But Jessica? That was going too far. Then Vogel rips off my shipment after letting my crew get killed. I wasn't about to let The Brotherhood go down because of some prick in a suit.
Maero Audio Log 013
— Maero Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
I thought I had that Saint dead to rights. I mean, they couldn't kill me in my own home. What chance did they have to survive my trap? I had the perfect setup, even used the truck that killed Jessica for a little poetic justice. But it didn't matter. I lost. Fucking Saints...
Maero Audio Log 036
— Maero Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
I'd say it's a tough world for someone to live in, but I'd be lying. Well, if they were the god of the cyber world like I was that is. Put me in front of the latest technology and there wasn't anything I couldn't do. Even the FBI couldn't stop me, and believe me they tried. Kinzie Kensington came close, but a few additions to her file and some photos and even she couldn't come close to crashing my fun. Probably why I was recruited into the Syndicate in the first place.
Matt Audio Log 390
— Matt Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
Working for the Syndicate was a great job. That is until Phillipe Loren died, because Killbane was one scary psychopath. I mean, I watched him kill Kiki right in front of me, and right in front of her own sister! So I went after the Saints instead. Wrong choice on my part. But they let me live, and surprisingly so did Killbane. Only option then was to leave the country and hide.
Matt Audio Log 108
— Matt Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
How was I supposed to know that MI6 would end up offering me asylum just so they could pair me up with one of their operatives? I mean, Asha and I got along great, but now I had to work with the government instead of against it. Not usually my cup of tea. Still, I guess it's better than being hunted down by the Saints or Killbane. I just have to keep myself from pissing off a trained killer is all.
Matt Audio Log 051
— Matt Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
The boss was a lot more hardcore back in the day. Managed to pull the Saints back from the grave. Didn't take any shit from anyone. Especially the Brotherhood, the Ronin or the Sons of Samedi. Hell, anyone that got in the way lost everything they had, not just their life. Still, it's too bad what happened to Carlos though. He was a good kid.
Pierce Audio Log 307
— Pierce Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
Shaundi and I had a relationship: I came up with all the ideas, she got all the credit. It never seemed fair. Guess it worked out in the end though, what with me bein' an international celebrity and all. Ha ha ha.
Pierce Audio Log 215
— Pierce Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
Okay, maybe it didn't all work out the way I planned. You know, Shaundi got a TV show and every guy in the world wanting her. I was doin' commercials and barely gettin' my music off the ground. But still, now I'm the Deputy Chief of Staff for the President of the United States so that's gotta count for something. Though I don't think the approval ratings are gonna much matter anymore.
Pierce Audio Log 058
— Pierce Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
The moment I walked into that underground shithole the crew was setting up in, I knew it all had potential. So the Saints had been out of the game a while, so what. We had the boss and we had Johnny Gat, what more did we need? I knew I was a little rough around the edges, but I was willing to learn. Then the boss goes and throws me the Sons of Samedi. Now that was a drag.
Shaundi sr2 Audio Log 406
— Fun Shaundi Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
I shoulda known dating that asshole was gonna end badly. Veteran Child, what kind of a name is that anyway? Sure, he had hook ups for some of the best drugs in Stilwater, but that's no excuse. And he comes and tries to kill me? Whatever. He didn't have a chance against the boss. I tried to warn him, but he never listened to me. Only the boss really did.
Shaundi sr2 Audio Log 299
— Fun Shaundi Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
Damn we had some good parties after all that. Then again, I knew how to have a good time. A little Loa Dust, some beer bongs, some hackie sack and bam! Instant party. We all needed the distraction after taking over Ultor, and distractions are what I do best. I mean, what did any of us know about running a multi-billion dollar company after all? Though a few hits off the lightbulb later, we didn't really care.
Shaundi sr2 Audio Log 246
— Fun Shaundi Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
It's amazing looking back on how I used to be: constantly baked out of my mind, always looking for the next party... You'd think after I got my own dating show I would've been even more of a train wreck, but doing TV is hard work. Who has time to go smoke up when they have to be on set at 6 a.m.?
Shaundi sr3 Audio Log 381
— Shaundi Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
Ever since that night on Loren's plane things haven't been the same. I used to be fun and carefree. I used to smile and laugh. Now, I just want everyone to pay for what the Syndicate did. Johnny didn't deserve to die like that. He was the toughest person I knew. And it's my fault. I should've gone back for him.
Shaundi sr3 Audio Log 022
— Shaundi Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
The boss kept the crew together when we landed in Steelport. First we took out that asshole Phillipe, and then Killbane for what he did to Johnny's funeral. STAG was just icing on the cake, really. I thought I'd be happy with revenge, but it was never the same. Even when the boss won the election and we moved to the White House, I couldn't stop thinking about what Johnny would say about it all.
Shaundi sr3 Audio Log 278
— Shaundi Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
Putting me in charge of the brothels was the best idea King ever had. There's no way anyone else in Stilwater would've been able to control the girls the way I did. It brought in the money, it brought in the clients, and it would've been the backbone of the Vice Kings if Gat and all the Saints hadn't ruined it all.
Tanya Audio Log 005
— Tanya Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
King never had the control he thought he did over the Vice Kings. It was all me and Warren keeping things running. Well, mostly me. Warren's ego got just as big as Benjamin's in the end. He thought the two of us would rule the city. Guess he didn't know me like he thought he did.
Tanya Audio Log 029
— Tanya Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
Warren, Tony, Alderman Hughes... I had them all wrapped around my finger... they would have died for me. Come to think of it, I guess they did.
Tanya Audio Log 198
— Tanya Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
I don't care what Sharp said. What Lin and I had was real. Sure, she was with the Saints, feeding them information. But I didn't care. She didn't deserve to be shot and drowned in the river. I should have saved her. Why didn't I save her?!? Price may have been my best friend, but in the end he let it happen.
Donnie Audio Log 220
— Donnie Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
I should've know as soon as I saw the boss walk in to see Maero how the story was going to end. The Brotherhood took me in, and just like the Rollerz I ended up betraying them. I was forced to do it, but I didn't try to stop it either... Lin was a Saint. Deep down, I guess maybe I was too.
Donnie Audio Log 061
— Donnie Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
Then came Zinyak. He snatched me from right out of my garage, thinking I knew how to stop the Saints. He should've done a bit more research first, but I guess he was too busy trying to conquer Earth. I got myself out of the Domination Matrix only to find I was trapped on his damn ship. At least now I have the boss here to help me. I think we have a real shot at making it home.
Donnie Audio Log 327
— Donnie Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
Putting me in the Rollerz was a smart move on Julius's part. We needed the intel, and I was the only tuner in the Saints. I knew when we staged that rescue at Donnie's shop I was in. Price owed me one for saving his best friend and didn't doubt me for a second. I probably should've been more careful about how often I passed the boss information, though...
Lin Audio Log 087
— Lin Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
I read Sharp wrong from the jump. I always knew he was coldhearted, but I just thought it was a lawyer thing. I didn't realize how sadistic he was. I'll never forget what he said to me: "I think it's time to unwrap you." I hope that bastard burns.
Lin Audio Log 282
— Lin Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
Donnie said I was his girl? Can you believe that? I mean, we were pretty close, but that never came up. We talked about engines, weight distribution, suspensions... But his girl? I never expected that. It was a nice surprise.
Lin Audio Log 199
— Lin Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
Phillipe Loren was the first man to treat Kiki and I with respect. To him we were businesswomen, not a fetish. We were his right hand in the Syndicate and he was our mentor. His death meant we had to step up on our own. Too bad we never got the chance.
Viola Audio Log 422
— Viola Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
Fucking Murderbrawl tickets. That's what Killbane thought would make me feel better after he murdered Kiki. He took the Syndicate from us, then he took my sister! I vowed to get revenge no matter what I had to do, and no matter who I had to ask for help.
Viola Audio Log 224
— Viola Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
I knew the Saints wouldn't believe me when I came to them for help. Oleg hated me for turning him into a science fair project, Zimos was still grumpy about the Pony Cart thing, Pierce never bothered to learn my name, and Shaundi was a vindictive bitch. It didn't matter though--the boss understood a thing or two about revenge.
Viola Audio Log 374
— Viola Audio Log 3

Audio Logs
Joseph had a good thing going with the Westside Rollerz in Stilwater. Every dollar I invested into my nephew's gang saw excellent returns. Even the Vice Kings and Los Carnalles[sic] left us alone. That is, until the Saints showed up. It all started with that slut who infiltrated Joseph's people, Lin.
Sharp Audio Log 300
— Sharp Audio Log 1

Audio Logs
Donnie let himself get too close. He was Joseph's friend, but he valued his relationship with Lin too much to see what was right in front of his face. Lin brought everything down and Donnie let it happen. If he wasn't so close to my nephew, I would have put him in that trunk with her.
Sharp Audio Log 187
— Sharp Audio Log 2

Audio Logs
While I blame Lin for her part in what happened, I haven't forgotten the fact that she had help. It was that upstart from Saints Row[sic] who did the dirty work for her: raiding my house, killing my nephew and killing me. How could I have let it all happen? I told Joseph he had a traitor among his people too late. If I had only acted sooner, perhaps the Saints would have been wiped out instead.
Sharp Audio Log 316
— Sharp Audio Log 3

Auto Laser
Rapid Fire Weapon Of The Space Amazon Veterans
— Weapon Description

Automatic Rifle
The working-man's assault rifle.
— Weapon Description[32]

Automatic Rifle
Affordable lethality for the discerning thug
— Shokolov AR Default description[33]

Automatic Rifle
Show your love for your favorite weapons store.
— Shokolov AR Friendly Fire description[34]

Automatic Rifle
Suppress your next insurgency in style.
— Shokolov AR Desert Camo description[35]

Automatic Rifle
A big gun for a big guy
— Mercenary LMG Default description[36]

Automatic Rifle
For that 21st-Century military look
— Mercenary LMG Digital Camo description[37]

Automatic Rifle
Light 'em up.
— Mercenary LMG Purple Inferno description[38]

Automatic Rifle
Erases your enemies
— EM Railgun Default description[39]

Automatic Rifle
You got a problem with that?
— EM Railgun Hot Pink description[40]

Automatic Rifle
Lock and load.
— EM Railgun Camo description[41]

Back to Basics
Alright man, whaddya say we take that piece and clean up the Row?
Back to Basics audio
Troy to The Protagonist, after buying a weapon at Friendly Fire.

Back to Basics
Alright man, time for you to buy a piece.
TROY BUYGUN VOC-SP 1990
— Troy, when the mission is started without a weapon.

Back to Basics
Alright man, whaddya say we take that piece and clean up the Row?
Back to Basics audio
— Troy, after a weapon has been acquired.

Back to Basics
Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
TROY FRECKLEBITCH VOC-SP 1995
— Troy, announcing the final objective

Back to Basics
Good work playa...word has gotten out that the Saints ain't bullshittin', now we gotta lock our rep down.
Activities intro JULIUS 3SS1 PHONE VOC-SP 3048
— Julius, over the phone, upon completion of the mission

Back to Basics
Alright man, time for you to buy a piece.
TROY BUYGUN VOC-SP 1990
— Troy, when the mission is started without a weapon.

Back to Basics
Once you got a piece be careful where you wave it around. If people know you're strapped when you go shopping, they're gonna think you're tryin' to knock 'em off.
TROY DRIVING VOC-SP 1993
— Unused Troy line introducing the concept of Hold Ups, intended to have been played after acquiring a gun.

Back to Basics
Alright man, whaddya say we take that piece and clean up the Row?
Back to Basics audio
— Troy, after a weapon has been acquired.

Back to Basics
What you doing over there? You can't suck my dick from that far away.
— A random line from a Vice Kings gang member

Back to Basics
Shit, you don't mess around, do you?
— Troy, after The Protagonist kills a gang member.

Back to Basics
Looks like that got their attention...if it ever gets too hot, go to Forgive and Forget, they'll cover up everything...
TROY FORGIVE VOC-SP 1994
— Troy, after all Vice Kings have been killed.

Back to Basics
Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
TROY FRECKLEBITCH VOC-SP 1995
— Troy, announcing the final objective

Back to Basics
It didn't have to be this way, man.
— Troy, shortly before the mission fails for shooting Troy enough times to make him hostile

Back to Basics
I just talked to Julius and he wants you go help out some of his boys. Will's a pimp in Saint's Row who could use some decent hos and Matt's a shifty mother fucker who runs a pawn shop...it don't matter who you see first so long as you get that shit done.
TROY ACTIVITIES VOC-SP 1989
— Unused Troy line introducing Snatch and Theft, intended to have been played before Troy gets out of the Vehicle at Freckle Bitch's

Back to Basics
Good work playa...word has gotten out that the Saints ain't bullshittin', now we gotta lock our rep down.
Activities intro JULIUS 3SS1 PHONE VOC-SP 3048
— Julius, over the phone, upon completion of the mission

Bad Trip
Saints leader in drug fueled orgy of violence
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Bad Trip
Well at least it looks like you sobered up some. Pierce called, the Samedi are tailin' him back here...we gotta give him a hand.
— Shaundi, after The Protagonist arrives

Bad Trip
How did they find us?
— Pierce

Bad Trip
I might feel better about our odds if our leader wasn't fucking high!
— Pierce

Bank Error in Your Favor
Kidnapping turns gruesome
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Bank Error in Your Favor
Stay away from me!
— Jessica spots The Protagonist

Barnstorming
You found an aerial stunt! Fly through without crashing to get Respect
— Barnstorming message

Barnstorming
While flying through the city look for difficult spots to fly under and give it a shot. You'll earn some cash and piss off Satan a bit.
— Barnstorming description[42]

Base Jumping
Attempt to land as close to the marker as possible to get respect.
— Base Jumping introduction in Saints Row 2[43]

Baseball Bat
A long, wooden stick. Good for beating things. Enough said.
— Weapon Description in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV.[44]

Baseball Bat
A long, wooden stick. Good for beating things. Enough said.
— Baseball Bat level 1

Baseball Bat
Increase damage.
— Baseball Bat level 2

Baseball Bat
Big-League Basher
— Homer - Default skin description[45]

Baseball Bat
For hitting screwballs
— Homer - Genki skin description[46]

Baseball Bat
Combining two great pastimes: baseball AND violence!
— Homer - All-American skin description[47]

Baseball Bat
Not intended for children
— Rat Stick - Default skin description[48]

Baseball Bat
Brand-new and ready to do some damage
— Rat Stick - Mean and Clean skin description[49]

Baseball Bat
That's just nasty.
— Rat Stick - Moldy Oldy skin description[50]

Baseball Bat
... so be good, for goodness' sake.
— The North Pole - skin description[51]

Baseball Bat
Somewhere, there's a giant boneless chicken looking for this.
— Giant Bone - skin description

Batteries Not Included
If we want to shut down the simulation, we'll need to build a key
— Quest description

Batteries Not Included
Cell detected.
— CID, "1st Cell Close"

Batteries Not Included
We are close now.
— CID, "2nd Cell Close"

Batteries Not Included
The shield is down.
— CID, "2nd Cell Shield Down"

Batteries Not Included
The cell is not far.
— CID, "3rd Cell Close"

Batteries Not Included
It is close.
— CID, "4th Cell Close"

Batteries Not Included
I have found a compatible power source for the Key; predictably, it is controlled by the Zin. Interference from these cells make it impossible for me to pinpoint the exact locations, but I should be able to determine the general areas of the three we need.
— CID, "Mission Brief"

Battlefield Promotion
We did it, playa. 3rd Street owns this town. Now, that's not to say that shit didn't cost, and I ain't talkin' about what happened to Johnny's leg or losing Lin. Those two were soldiers, they knew the risk. Hell, Johnny gets off on it. But we crushed a lot of families playa, and someday they're gonna holla at us. But believe me when I tell you, we did the right thing. With the Rollerz wiped out, Benjamin gone, and the Colombians in our pocket, there ain't gonna be a need for a gang war ever again. And in the end, that's gonna save a lot more lives than we took. So relax, playa, you've earned yourself a break. You've impressed the hell out of me son, and I've told the crew you're gonna be my right hand- hold up, some berry just turned on his flashers. Yeah, playa, I think I'm gonna have to call you back. This may take a while.
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Julius Little

Battlefield Promotion
Just say the word.
— Black male Saint

Bavogian Plaza Drug Labs
PEEP SHOW SHOWDOWN
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline[52]

Bavogian Plaza Drug Labs
After we took out their street level dealers The General decided to be a little more discreet in how they move their product. The Sons have converted the 2nd floor of that sex shop into a dust lab. Whenever they cook up a new batch they walk on downstairs and sell to the lonely bastards buyin' dances from coke whores. Take out the Sons clientele then destroy the dust labs... they'll never see you coming.
Bavogian Plaza Drug Labs intro phone call SR2 VOC SP 01131
— Shaundi

Bending the Rules
These data clusters seem to be loose bits of code left behind by the simulation for some reason. I've only been able to locate a small amount right now, which I'm having trouble locking on to. Once in the general area of a cluster I should be able to direct you to its location.
— Kinzie, "Mission Brief"

Bending the Rules
Watch your proximity meter to see if you're getting closer to the cluster or farther away.
— Kinzie, "Proximity Reminder"

Bending the Rules
That should be enough. Let's see what I can do here... Check your HUB.
— Kinzie, "Collect Last Cluster"

Bending the Rules
Okay, try focusing on charging your jump. That should get you higher.
— Kinzie, "Onto Big Jump"

Bending the Rules
See, you did it!
— Kinzie, "Long Jump Made"

Bending the Rules
I think I figured out how this works. Run along the path collecting the power orbs, which should boost your new speed. Every time you hit a checkpoint you'll be able to stay in the program a bit longer so you can reach the end. Though you probably want to avoid the firewalls along the way. Good luck!
— Kinzie Kensington

Bending the Rules
If you find anymore runs like this, feel free to do them. Should piss off Zinyak, which isn't a bad thing.
— Kinzie, "Player Succeeds"

Benjamin King
If only Angela could see me now. My sister never would believe any of this.
— Benjamin King - Random line spoken while on The Ship

Benjamin King
My name is Benjamin muthafuckin' King. I'm the man who took my crew from being a bunch of baby gangstas in Sunnyvale to being one of the most influential and feared forces in the god damn city.
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— Benjamin King, during a heated argument with his lieutenant Warren Williams.[53]

Benjamin King
Damn good work, Tony. I'll stop by after I pay a visit to Hughes.
— Benjamin King in the The Generation Gap cutscene

Benjamin King
Don't worry about it. Look, if it was one of mine I'll take care of it, but I'm tellin' ya, I don't care what colors they were wearing, it was that crew from Saint's Row I was tellin' you about. No, I'm not makin' any excu-- I will. Tell your wife I said hello. Goodbye, Alderman.
— Benjamin King in the Boiling Point cutscene

Benjamin King
I'll have Monroe put some pressure on the Saints. While they're distracted, it should be easy to take back what's ours. Everything else is business as usual, understood? Now, this meeting is over.
— Benjamin King in the "All the King's Men" cutscene

Benjamin King
Okay, it looks like the cops have been getting in on some of King's protection rackets; that's why they've been goin' so easy on the VKs. We gotta go public with this shit. Now if we--
— Dex in the Subtlety is the Key cutscene

Benjamin King
The Vice Kings are named after one guy: Benjamin King. That shit don't happen unless you're a professional or a bad ass, and in King's case, he's both.
— Johnny Gat in the Woman Troubles cutscene

Benjamin King
Don't let his philanthropy fool you; this guy is the same banger he was in the 70's,[sic] he just traded in his bandana[sic] for a suit and tie.
Undercover officer, during their report on the Vice Kings to Chief Monroe.[54]

Benjamin King
The Vice Kings are named after one guy: Benjamin King. That shit don't happen unless you're a professional or a bad ass, and in King's case, he's both.
Johnny Gat, introducing The Protagonist to the Vice Kings.[55]

Benjamin King
You've been puttin' yourself before the crew...
— Warren Williams in the We Need to Talk cutscene

Benjamin King
Fuck! Listen carefully, playa. Benjamin King just called. It seems like one of his boys got a big head and tried to take him out. He's pinned down in the park right now and needs some help. Now, what happens to King may not mean shit to you, but him and me, we got history. I owe King from way back in the day, and he ain't gonna eat it if I can help it. You're gonna go out there and save his ass, understand? I ain't fuckin' around, playa, you bring King back here safe. You feel me?
— Julius, briefly informing The Protagonist of his and King's past, and ordering The Protagonist to save King.[56]

Benjamin King
Everybody, calm the fuck down. We ain't gonna start a war every time some muthafuckas act hard.
— King, upon learning of Kingdom Come Records' destruction and the loss of Prawn Court.[57]

Benjamin King
So does Julius ever talk about growing up in Sunnyvale? What, you thought he was from the Row? The problem with burying the past is that you forget about it, you know what I'm sayin?
King talks about Julius being from Sunnyvale VOC-SP 0589
— King, discussing Julius' past with The Protagonist.[58]

Benjamin King
I bet Julius gave ya the whole "I don't care what flags they're flyin" speech, didn't he? I wrote that shit years ago, and the mother fucker hasn't forgot it...
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— King, discussing Julius' past with The Protagonist.[58]

Benjamin King
Your easy to talk to, you know that? I don't gotta worry about you interrupting me or any of that shit... That was Warrens problem...that mother fucker never knew when to shut up and listen...
— King, noting The Protagonist's silence.[58]

Benjamin King
Ya know that even if you wipe out the Vice Kings it ain't gonna be over, right? There's always someone lookin' to take what you have...some punk who want's to make a name for himself, some girl you fucked and never called back... The fact is, once your in the game there only way you're getting out is if your dead or in jail.
— King, ominously foreshadowing later events in the Saints Row series while talking to The Protagonist.[58]

Benjamin King
Way to go, son. It's a shame Julius found you first. We coulda owned this town.
The King and I Benjamin King
— King, lamenting on what could have been if The Protagonist had joined the Vice Kings over the 3rd Street Saints.[58]

Best Laid Plans...
Tanya lucked out last time you took out her brothel... this time the bitch is gonna get what's comin' to her...
Best Laid Plans introduction
Johnny Gat to The Protagonist, while on their way to Tanya's hideout at the abandoned police station.

Best Laid Plans...
Maybe, but we ain't gonna find out. We got the cops bustin' up 3rd Street for us, and we got Julius' lieutenant tied up in Anthony's condo. Everything's goin' our way right now, so just chill. Your time gonna come, Warren. It just ain't happenin' now. Understood?
Best Laid Plans Benjamin King
— Benjamin King

Best Laid Plans...
What are you standing around for? Kill 'em!
— Tanya Winters, when The Protagonist enters the building

Best Laid Plans...
Hey playa. One of Johnny's crew got out of there in time and told me what went down. If the cops are workin' for the Kings, you gotta get off the streets fast. Hurry up and get back to the church. We'll figure out a way to get Johnny back home.
— Julius Little

Best Laid Plans...
Good thing you're here, I was about to leave without ya. I don't think I'm feelin' the bat today. This is always the hardest part for me... ya know, balancing stopping power with personal enjoyment. Oooo, yeah, I'm feelin' this. It ain't gonna be easy clearin' all those VKs outta the station, so I told my crew to meet us there. Let's ride.
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— Johnny Gat in the "Decisions, Decisions" cutscene

Best Laid Plans...
There's our boys. Let's drop some Vice Queens.
— Johnny Gat, upon arriving at the abandoned police station

Best Laid Plans...
What are you standing around for? Kill 'em!
— Tanya Winters, when The Protagonist enters the building

Best Laid Plans...
Don't let them get through!
— Tanya Winters, when The Protagonist reaches the stairwell

Best Laid Plans...
We're not losing any more ground to the Saints!
— Tanya Winters, before she enters the final room

Best Laid Plans...
Hey playa. One of Johnny's crew got out of there in time and told me what went down. If the cops are workin' for the Kings, you gotta get off the streets fast. Hurry up and get back to the church. We'll figure out a way to get Johnny back home.
— Julius Little

Black Bottom Refinery
I don't think the Carnales have gotten the message that the Saints are here to stay. Tag up their refinery, I want those bitches to see our sign wherever they look.
Black Bottom Refinery intro
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Black Hole Launcher
Black holes suck, weaponized black holes suck more.
— Weapon Description[59]

Black Hole Launcher
It really, really sucks.
— Singularity Gun - Default skin[60]

Black Hole Launcher
There's gold in them thar holes!
— Singularity Gun - Gold-Plated skin[61]

Black Hole Launcher
No matter how alien the weapon, it still looks good in purple.
— Singularity Gun - Saints Purple skin[62]

Blast
The blast superpower unleashes a concussive force that can be modified with a variety of elemental options.
— Blast website description[63]

Blazin
Super Powered Racing
— Activity description[64]

Bleeding Out
Aisha rumored to be dead ...again!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Bleeding Out
Shit...
— Saints member, labelled "Around Ditch"

Bleeding Out
Don't worry I know a short cut...
— Saints member, labelled "Ditch Jump"

Bleeding Out
Hold on, we're goin' for it!
— Saints member, labelled "Church Jump"

Bleeding Out
Yeah, this isn't gonna work...
— Saints member, labelled "Road block"

Bleeding Out
Help me get him in the car...
— Saints member, labelled "Second wave"

Bleeding Out
Boss, I don't know how long this thing'll stay together...
— Saints member, labelled "Vehicle 65% damage"

Bling Shotgun
It's all good - especially when every gang kill with this weapon snags you extra respect.
— Weapon description

Bloodsucker Pack
Screw Team Edward. Wouldn't you rather be on team of a vampire with dual katanas and a thirst for enemy blood, like our very own vampire-hunter-turned-vampire, Nyte Blayde?
— DLC summary[65]

Bloody Cannoness
Vampires can fly, but so will you in this two-wheeled turbo-charged motorcycle of salvation.
— Official description[66]

Bonding Experience
Stilwater institutes temporary NO-Fly zone
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Bonding Experience
You see that? Now that's a textbook carjacking...
— Pierce, after stealing a car

Bonding Experience
Listen, if these helicopters are droppin' off dust they gotta be comin' from somewhere...I'm gonna drive to the coast and see if we can catch any of these assholes flyin' inbound...
— Pierce, labelled "Drive docks"

Bonding Experience
Hang on tight!
— Pierce, labelled "Jump"

Bonding Experience
Looks like the Samedi aren't gonna lose their dust without a fight...
— Pierce, labelled "Samedi Arrive"

Bounce Rifle
Fires compressed energy bolts that bounce from target to target. Fun at parties!
— Weapon Description[67]

Bounce Rifle
How many richochets can you get?
— Bounce Rifle - Default skin[68]

Bounce Rifle
Bling that bounce, playa!
— Bounce Rifle - Gold-Plated skin[69]

Bounce Rifle
Alien weapons never looked so good.
— Bounce Rifle - Saints Purple skin[70]

Brass Knuckles
Because sometimes, you really want to beat the hell outta people
— Brass Knuckles slogan

Break on Through
There's lot of ways to disrupt the simulation.
— Quest description

Break on Through
Greetings. If you want to find and rescue your friends, you will meet me at my rift. Goodbye.
— Phone Call, "Pre Mission Phonecall"

Break on Through
You will need to leap from platform to platform. By changing the red platforms to blue, the power connection to this simulation will remain open. The closer you land to the center, the stronger the connection.
— CID, "Mission Brief"

Brotherhood (Mission)
All right, let's get our destruction on.
— Pierce, "See Trucks"

Brotherhood (Mission)
Ha. Let's see what we got...
— Pierce, "Start 2nd Singalong"

Brotherhood (Mission)
Oh, are we singing now?
— Zinyak, "2nd Singalong"

Brotherhood (Mission)
Empty.
— The Protagonist, "1st Crate Empty"

Brotherhood (Mission)
Over there, those guys are loading it up!
— Pierce, "See Last Crate"

Brotherhood (Mission)
Dammit, the bastard didn't die!
— Pierce, "Maero Truck Destroy"

Buff
Add power to your every movement and set fire to everything in your way!
— Buff website description[63]

Burden of Proof
EXPECT HIGHWAY DELAYS
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Burning Down the House
SHIVINGTON IN FLAMES!
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Burst Rifle
Trades full-auto ability for accurate burst fire.
— Weapon Description[71]

Burst Rifle
Military grade stopping power
— Guardsman AR - Default skin[72]

Burst Rifle
The bitch is back!
— Guardsman AR - Freckle Bitch's skin[73]

Burst Rifle
Aye, lad, 'tis a bonnie plaid gun
— Guardsman AR - Red Plaid skin[74]

Burst Rifle
Remember: Short, controlled bursts.
— Impulse Rifle - Default skin[75]

Burst Rifle
It's black. Also, gold.
— Impulse Rifle - Black Gold skin[76]

Burst Rifle
You've gone to plaid!
— Impulse Rifle - Blue Plaid skin[77]

Burst Rifle
This ain't no kid's toy.
— Soakmaster - Default skin[78]

Burst Rifle
Manufactured by Currey Fluidistics, Ltd
— Soakmaster - Steampunk skin[79]

Burst Rifle
Rock on!
— Soakmaster - Heavy Metal skin[80]

Burying Evidence
Hey, I think we stopped moving. Are you listening? Are you even alive? Say something! [...] Ow! I'll take that as a yes. Where the fuck's my lighter...
Burying Evidence audio
Lin to The Protagonist, while tied up and incapacitated inside of her vehicle.

Burying Evidence
Did you hear that asshole Donnie? He said I was his girl.
Lin's final words
— Lin's final words

Burying Evidence
How the hell is he still alive?
— William Sharp, after spotting The Protagonist

C.I.D.
The Zin have almost everything in the simulation locked tight but there is something you can use. A Control and Interface Device.
— Kinzie

CD Collection
Hidden throughout the world are 50 CDs. For every ten you find you unlock a song for your Radio Playlist Editor.
— CD Collection introduction in Saints Row 2[81]

CID
FUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUK
— CID, during Power Up CID

CID
Don't worry, I'm fully equipped to pleasure you.
— CID, during Romance on The Ship

Canonized
Julius, if he wants to run with the Saints he's gotta be canonized.
Canonized audio
Johnny Gat to Julius Little, remarking on The Protagonist's arrival.

Canonized
Welcome to the 3rd Street Saints.
Canonized Julius Little
— Julius Little

Carlos
My brother was in the Saints and he told me all about you...
— Carlos

Carlos
Ya know, you remind me of my old house cleaner...
Jessica to Carlos, in the cutscene "Welcome to the Brotherhood"

Carlos
Carlos is in a better place, I think
— Random Civilian

Carlos
I'm still waiting to hear from Carlos
— Random Civilian

Carlos
Where is Carlos?
— Random Civilian

Cecil Park Drug Lab
Dex found another Carnales drug lab. Take it out.
Cecil Park Drug Lab intro
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Get a gold medal in all the Hellblazing Activities.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Blast past the top level in Torment Fraud.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Prove you're the best in Mayhem.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Think you can get a gold medal in all instances of Salvation?
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Earn a Gold Medal for all instances of each Activity.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Convert each of the Marshalling Grounds to show Satan who's really in charge here!
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Take control of all the extraction facilities for me. I mean, for you. Us. Whatever.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Make it through all rounds of Survival to show Satan just how badass you are.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
You know what the Sinterpol Predeceptor[sic] is GREAT for? Running over smaller vehicles.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Run the Rambulance over a bunch of cowering husks, would ya? We need to get those bums off the street.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Power up Ancient Altars so I can stop getting my office desk so bloody. Ha, I'm a funny guy.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
How long you think you can survive in a P.O.S. Comet? I'd be interested in finding out.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
I'm not much of a flyer myself, but you can be if you find a majority of the Barnstorming locations.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
It's fair to assume that the reaction demons employ when punched in the junk indicates their anatomy is similar to humans.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Run! Run like the wind!
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
There are beatdowns, and then there are beatdowns powered by GOD!
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
You can only see so much of a Hell from the street. Want the best view? Then you gotta stretch your wings.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Drive your enemies to their knees! The best kind of worship is always forced.
— Vlad

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Build up a chain of lightning and watch those demons dance! Ha! I love that! (Required Ultimate Upgrade)
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Is rain of frogs a Biblical thing? Huh. I thought it was from that movie. Either way, use 'em if you got 'em. (Requires Ultimate Upgrade)
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
A scope lets you see your victim up close and personal. You can see their heads pop!
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Upgrade your impaler to Ultimate. Trust me. (Requires Ultimate Upgrade)
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
You ever see a demon eaten alive by ravenous insects? It's pretty great.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Crank up your brimstone attack and those demons will be choking on acid. (Required Ultimate Upgrade)
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
When in doubt, missile the crap out of some bad guys.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Set your Smite power to ultimate and lay some smack down on these fools. (Required Ultimate Upgrade)
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Take out somebody in one hit to show Satan that he's got nothing on you, pal.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
How many headshots you figure you can rack up anyway?
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
You blow up enough demons and I bet you'll get Satan's attention.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Seven Deadly Sins. Seven Deadly Weapons. I feel like they're connected somehow. Find them all and let's see.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
I bet if you upgrade every weapon, Satan's blood pressure will go through the roof.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
There's one universal constant you can always count on: things blow up.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Summon demons hiding behind arcane runes. You know what I always say, "Geek the mage."
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Hell is a chock-full of red-skinned demons to murder. Best part? They all deserve it!
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Archdukes control the Marshalling Grounds. They're Satan's favorites. Killing them will fill that rage meter right up.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Take out enough grenadiers and Stan will have to take notice, right?
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Those teleporting Shadow Demons are a real pain, huh? I bet you just want to kill a whole bunch of them, don't you?
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Imps are great if they're on your side. If they're not? Murder them like there's no tomorrow.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Legionnaires have got to go. Take out as many as you can.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Something about the Bro Demons reminds me of my old fraternity. Good times. Anyway, don't let that stop you from turning them into paste.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Unleash some massive hate on the Tragedy Demons over in the Den. They have it coming.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Satan's tanks are such pains in my ass. But destroying them is good for business. Get to it.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
I got good money that says that you can do at least this many. Metaphorically, that is. I'm not betting real money here.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Do everything and you'll prove yourself a pretty great King of Hell. I'd vote for you. If Hell was a democracy, that is.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
It's a land war, my friend. Take over every square inch of Forge to get Satan to squirm.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Poke demons with a stick. Or just bless them with sneezing. Either way, keep them good and mad.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Most of Hell's modes of transportation are literally marketed as flaming death traps.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Hell's got a lot to offer. Check out all the districts when you get the chance.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
A visit to Hell wouldn't be complete without experiencing the "cuisine". Visit all three Tacos Malos Drive-thrus.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Hey, this is called Gat out of Hell right? Only makes sense you spend time as me.
— Gat

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
I don't really go for a lot of chit-chat but I have some opinions on certain parts of Hell.
— Gat

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Gat can't have all the fun. I'm in this godforsaken hellhole too, y'know?
— Kinzie

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
I have some particular points of interest I wouldn't mind commenting on.
— Kinzie

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Want the DL on hell? Find all of the chapters to Satan's best seller introductory guide to Hell.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
I have nothing to hide. Pick up all my tomes if you wish.
— Dane

Challenges in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Picking up all the souls won't just make you even more badass, it'll drive Satan crazy.
— Dane

Characters in Saints Row 2
The Saints killed my girlfriend and crippled my best friend.
— Maero, referring to Matt

Charlestown Warehouse
Head over to the docks, Troy got a tip that the Carnales called in a heavy hitter from out of town, make sure he never gets a chance to hook up with Lopez.
Charlestown Warehouse intro
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Charred Hard Burgers
Cheap Food for Cheap People
— Company slogan

CheapyD
Cool, I will have to pick my son up from school.
— CheapyD, after being dismissed as a Homie

CheapyD
Hope you're ready to save some cash and kick some ass.
— CheapyD

Chief Monroe
Now, I may not be an honest man, but I'm a fair one.
Chief Monroe introduction
— Chief Monroe[82]

Child's Play Pack
Be charitable and support Child's Play! Show the world that you are the best President ever, by rampaging the Steelport Simulation with the Digital Dino outfit and the totally bananas Robochimp outfit. Spread your message of altruism on the streets from within the Retro Racer vehicle; it's what your parents always dreamed of for you!
— Content Description[83][84]

Child's Play Pack
Xbox 360 and PS3 boxed retail versions also include the limited edition Child's Play charity DLC that was previously only available on PC. The Steam version includes the same Child's Play charity DLC
Saints Row IV now available with all DLC included!

Child's Play Pack
This weekend is also the last chance to support charity by buying the limited edition Child's Play Pack.
2014-01-18 News post

Child's Play Pack
Also, this is the last chance to support charity with the limited edition Child's Play Pack!
2014-01-18 News post

Child's Play Pack
Also, this is the last chance to support charity with the limited edition Child's Play Pack!
2014-01-18 News post

Chop Shop
Find the cars on the list and return them to the chop shop for cash and respect.
— Chop Shop introduction in Saints Row 2[85]

Chop Shop
Ultor would appreciate the requisition of specific automobiles, we of course will compensate you for your efforts.
Chop shop Apartments SR2 VOC SP 05043
— Ultor

Chop Shop
I'm sick and tired of working in this damn shoe store...Manuel's birthday is coming up and if I can get him some of his favorite cars there's a chance he might take me back.
Chop shop Downtown SR2 VOC SP 05057
Luz Avalos

Chop Shop
OK, so I'm friends with this crazy environmental artist named Krif Jacobs. She wants to do an installation piece but can't find the cars to do it...you think you can help her out?
Chop shop Suburbs SR2 VOC SP 05055
Shaundi

Chop Shop
There's a couple cars I need to round out my collection... I'm willing to pay top dollar for any car on the list you can find.
Chop shop Truckyard SR2 VOC SP 07266
— Unknown Male

Chop Shop
My kid's 16th birthday is coming up and she's got a couple cars on her birthday list... can you give me a hand?
Chop shop Factories SR2 VOC SP 07265
— Unknown Female

Civilians
Shogo should have been honoured, only the purest of our coven are allowed to be buried alive.
— Goth females.[86]

Civilians
This should have more black.
— "Goth" males in Friendly Fire.

Civilians
I will show you prison mentality!
— Whenever a prisoner fights with the boss.

Civilians
I sold my soul, but don't you dare call me a whore
SR2 VOC WF 00458 Civilian Starfuckers
— Female Goth quoting "Starfuckers, Inc. by Nine Inch Nails

Civilians
I want to have your abortion
SR2 VOC WF 00461 Civilian Fight Club
— Female Goth quoting Marla Singer from Fight Club

Clawz
Those who are naughty, look to the sky. And see your doom with the naked eye. You willfully break the world's laws. Now feel the wrath of the mighty Clawz!
— Clawz, making his first appearance in "Miracle on 3rd Street".

Clawz
The spirit's alive but still I stand! Once you're dead, I'll corrupt this land!
— Clawz, before shooting The Protagonist out of the sky.

Clusters
Hope there's not something ridiculous like 100 of these to find...
— Johnny Gat, upon collecting the first cluster

Clusters
This is gonna be bad for my OCD.
— Kinzie, upon collecting the first cluster

Clusters
You're a neurotic completionist.
— Johnny Gat, upon collecting all clusters

Clusters
I'm done! Now I need to find something else to neuotically collect...
— Kinzie, upon collecting all clusters

College Daze Pack
Your college-themed clothing awaits in your wardrobe, and check your garage for a bar stool vehicle!
— DLC description

Commentaries
Well. It's a rock.
Commentary Arch Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
That is a big arch... which really doesn't impress me too much considering I'm surrounded by floating buildings and lava...
Commentary Arch Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Defensible... good visibility... I could have some fun here...
Commentary BellTower Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
They have floating platforms and occult stop lights but they still need a belltower? Someone's hanging onto the past...
Commentary BellTower Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Yeah I don't think I wanna know what's happening behind that door...
Commnetary BestShowA
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
After the boss is safe, I should come by and see what the fuss is about...
Commnetary BestShowB
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Well, looks like someone got to this building before I did...
Commentary BurnBuild Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
It's like standing on the leaning Tower of Pisa, only it's a building not a tower, and we're in a slum in Hell instead of Italy. But otherwise, pretty close..
Commentary BurnBuild Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
I doubt they have enough room in that building to fit all the politicians in hell.
Commentary Captiol Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Evil politicians... it's like a little slice of home.
Commentary Capitol Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
I've wanted a lava moat since I was 4.
Commentary Castle Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Just think, this castle was probably built to defend against the forces of heaven. Pretty awesome.
Commentary Castle Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Wonder if Julius is in there...
Commentary Cathedral Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Oh look... a satanic cathedral... nothing creepy about that.
Commentary Cathedral Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
I could put together a helluva curriculum down here: knife work 101, improvised assault, murdering people on one good leg... maybe teaching is my true calling...
Commentary College Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Hate to see what the student loans look like down here...
Commentary College Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Satan wanted to impress me he'd have an actual fucking dragon, not just some bullshit statue...
Commentary Dragon Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Matt gave me a shirt with an airbrushed dragon on it for my birthday. It was kind of awesome.
Commentary Dragon Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Far be it for me to tell the Devil how to do his job, but I was running things? This thing would have guns... lots and lots of guns...
Commentary FloatingPlatform Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
These floating platforms are incredible. I wonder how they work?
Commentary FloatingPlatform Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Hey, everyone has a hobby.
Commentary Furry Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
My people have a home.
Commentary Furry Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Gas prices aren't half bad...
Commentary Gas Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Using exponential math for gas prices is a special form of evil. Nice job, Dane.
Commentary Gas Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Stay classy, Hell.
Commentary GoldenShower Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Oh single entendres... what would we do without you...
Commentary GoldenShower Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
A gravel pit? A fucking gravel pit? We're surrounded by floating buildings and rivers of lava, why in god's name is there a fucking quarry here?
Commentary Gravel Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Good job Sisyphus...keep running.
Commentary Gravel Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Sounds like someone's singing in there...
Commentary HighHouse Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
I wonder how long it took to build this thing...
Commentary HighHouse Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
I'll take this over the 405 any day.
Commentary Highway Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
This is traffic in hell? Someone's never been to DC.
Commentary Highway Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
God I want to throw someone into that lava...
Commentary LavaFront Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Swimming sucks. Lava sucks. Swimming in lava definitely sucks.
Commentary LavaFront Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Boss! Boss! Are you in there?!
Commentary LowHouse Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
The boss has to be in here somewhere...
Commentary LowHouse Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Pawnshop in hell? I'll take my chances making a deal with Dane...
Commentary PawnA
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
I don't like going into a pawnshop in Steelport, let alone Hell.
Commentary PawnB
— Kinzie

Commentaries
*coughs* bad place to take in the view...
Commentary PowerP Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
If Dane wants to run an industrial park he can be my guest...
Commentary PowerP Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
I don't wanna know what they do to people locked up in there...
Commentary Prison Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
What's a prison in hell look like...
Commentary Prison Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to.
Commentary SadCans Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Whatever. The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to.
Commentary SadCans Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
I'm coming for you...
Commentary SatanStat Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Bet you wish you never stole the boss...
Commentary SatanStat Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Fuck me!
Commentary Sizzled Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Christ that's hot!
Commentary Sizzled Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Why would they call it "Snowball's Chance" there's no snow in hell...someone should fire their marketing guy...
Commentary Snowball Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Wonder if Killbane's inside...
Commentary Snowball Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Helluva drop...would love to take Dex up here...
Commentary Tallbld Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
The air actually feels dirtier the higher you get.
Commentary Tallbld Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Reminds me of Saints Row.
Commentary TallSlum Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
If things go bad at the Ultor building... this is where I build my new sanctum..
Commentary TallSlum Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Maybe one day I'll retire and have a view like this... preferably not in hell, but hey, let's be realistic...
Commentary UltorBuilding Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Aside from the screams of tormented souls it's actually quite lovely...
Commentary UltorBuilding Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Where's my statue? I killed more guys than this chump...
Commentary UltorStatue Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
Oh Ozymandias... you scamp...
Commentary UltorStatue Kinzie
— Kinzie

Commentaries
Yet another place I'd love to throw someone off of...
Commentary Walkway Johnny
— Johnny Gat

Commentaries
I don't think they have safety codes in hell...
Commentary Walkway Kinzie
— Kinzie

Convoy Decoy
Deadly force on the Saints has been authorized. Bring that VTOL down.
— Kia, "Kia Bring Down VTOL"

Convoy Decoy
Reports coming in of Saints in trucks. Find them and destroy those vehicles.
— Cyrus, "Cyrus Reports of"

Convoy Decoy
Reinforcements are rolling out.
— Kia, "Kia Prepare for"

Convoy Decoy
Focus fire on that VTOL until another target is located.
— Kia, "Kia Focus Fire On"

Convoy Decoy
I want roadblocks set up.
— Kia, "Kia Set up"

Convoy Decoy
Be on the lookout for any Saint movement on the ground.
— Cyrus, "Cyrus Lookout For"

Convoy Decoy
All units in the Park, divert attention to finding that convoy.
— Cyrus, "Cyrus Park Is"

Convoy Decoy
This is Commander Temple. All units are to find the Saints and take them out.
— Cyrus, "Cyrus Start Ordering"

Convoy Decoy
All bases, prepare for incoming attacks.
— Cyrus, "Cyrus Warns"

Convoy Decoy
Deploy armored vehicles to the park.
— Kia, "Fight at Park"

Convoy Decoy
All bases on alert. Shoot down any enemy aircraft.
— Kia, "Kia Warns"

Convoy Decoy
All escorting craft, we have incoming!
— Interrogation, "STAG Convo to Air Base"

Copperton Receiving Station
The Rollerz have been takin' a lot of interest in a receiving station in the Truck Yard. Go and check it out, but be careful, who knows what they're up too.[sic]
Copperton Receiving Station intro
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Corporate Meltdown
ULTOR SAVES CITY
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Corporate Meltdown
Impressive. Now get the remaining trucks down to the dock. My people will take care of it from there.
— Eric Gryphon, fourth phone call

Corporate Warfare
There is a civil war brewing within the Ultor Corporation. Dex, Ultor's newly appointed Head of Security, is running a black market nuclear weapons operation aided by Ultor management. Meanwhile, a defected Ultor executive offers the Saints a chance to bring the entire operation down.
Take revenge in style with new transportation options for aircraft, exotic cars, and superbikes.
Redefine your character with all new customization options including brand new outfits and facial bandanas to change your identity.
Take the battle to the streets with brand new Strong Arm and Gangsta Brawl multiplayer maps or challenge your friends in an all new Co-op competitive mode.
Now it's time to put a permanent end to Ultor's corruption.
— Marketplace Description

Crack Down
The Carnales were the first organized gang in the city. The way Julius tells it, they owned the whole damn town until Benjamin King stepped up against them. [...] Now add in that the Carnales are backed by the largest drug cartel in the world, and I think you'll understand why we're gonna play this safe instead of pullin' a Johnny. We cut off their income first, then we go for Hector. Sound good?
Crack Down audio
Dex to The Protagonist, introducing the Carnales during their meeting.

Crack Down
Sup it's Dex... takin' apart the Carnales ain't gonna be easy so whenever you're ready hit me up at the church.
— Dex, pre-mission phone call, after earning enough respect to play a mission.

Crack Down
I got Troy goin' into Carnales territory to find out where their main plant is, but I already know where to score product. They have labs here, here, and here. Taking them out should distract the Carnales long enough for us to find out where they're making this shit. Let's get to work.
— Dex unused line, listed in the Message Log of the "First Blood" cutscene

Crowd Control
Protect a celebrity from crazed fans to earn cash and respect.
— Crowd Control introduction[87]

Cyber Blaster
A working model of the Decker SMG from the Decker Use-Net.
— Weapon description

Cyber Buster
A working model of Kinzie's arm cannon from the Decker Use-Net. Where does she get the time?
— Weapon description[30]

Cycles
Cycles, tell your old life to fuck off!
— Cycle's slogan

Cyrus Temple
My name is Cyrus Temple, Commander Special Tactical Anti-Gang Unit.
— Cyrus Temple during his introductory speech.[88]

Cyrus Temple
Zombies and Monica Hughes--?Shit.
— Cyrus, at the end of Zombie Attack

Cyrus Temple
Let me tell you about Jessica Parish, a girl from Stilwater who ran away from home to be with her tough-guy boyfriend. Jessica thought her life was pretty sweet, until a gang banger kidnapped her, threw her in the trunk of a car, and laughed as her boyfriend crushed her in a monster truck rally. If Jessica Parish was your daughter...how far would you want me to go?
— Cyrus Temple referring to the events of "Bank Error in Your Favor" during his opening speech about the "STAG Initiative."[88]

Cyrus Temple
Shoot Commander Temple on sight. I repeat, shoot me on sight.
— Cyrus, during My Name is Cyrus Temple

Cyrus Temple
Authorization is granted to shoot Commander Temple on sight. Dammit, I want him dead!
— Cyrus, during My Name is Cyrus Temple

Cyrus Temple
I've been a soldier longer than you've been alive. You can't defeat me.
— Cyrus to The Protagonist during "STAG Film".

Cyrus Temple
C'mere, you hoodlum! I'm ending you, Saint! Once and for all!
— Cyrus to The Protagonist during "Zero Saints Thirty".

Cyrus Temple
You're not leaving here!
— Cyrus to The Protagonist during "Zero Saints Thirty".

Cyrus Temple
Best to just give up now!
— Cyrus' last words.

Cyrus Temple
You can count on me
— Cyrus when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
Stop with the friendly fire!
— Cyrus when hit by The Protagonist and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
That's how you treat people?
— Cyrus when hit by The Protagonist and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
Stop hitting me or we'll have problems!
— Cyrus when hit by The Protagonist and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
I thought I was your ally?
— Cyrus when hit by The Protagonist and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
Alien occupation, pff. These guys should have seen Nam
— One of Cyrus's idle comments comparing the Zin occupation to the Vietnam War

Cyrus Temple
Hmm, Senator Hughes would not approve of this
— One of Cyrus's idle comments

Cyrus Temple
The enemy of my enemy
— One of Cyrus's idle comments

Cyrus Temple
Zinyak would make a hell of a senator
— One of Cyrus's idle comments where he praises Zinyak

Cyrus Temple
Hope Shaundi isn't holding her capture against me
— One of Cyrus's idle comments that shows his concern that Shaundi is still holding a grudge against him

Cyrus Temple
Hope I'm not court marshaled for this
— One of Cyrus's idle comments

Cyrus Temple
Guess I'm dismissed then
— Cyrus when when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

Cyrus Temple
Alright, see you back at base
— Cyrus when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

D4TH Blossom
Higher grade SMG that fires bullets in extremely rapid succession.
— Weapon description[5]

D4TH Blossom
Higher grade SMG that fires bullets in extremely rapid succession.
— Level 1 description

D4TH Blossom
Increases the size of your clips.
— Level 2 upgrade description

D4TH Blossom
Increase rate of fire and lessen recoil.
— Level 3 upgrade description

D4TH Blossom
Armor-piercing bullets do more damage and pass through armor.
— Level 4 upgrade description

Daedalus
The Daedalus... a floating military base hovering over the city of Steelport.
— Eric Barker[89]

Dancing Queen
Tanya tried to take everything from me. I don't care if it's a simulation, bitch has gotta go.
— Quest description

Dancing Queen
Tanya's been bringing Vice Kings into the simulation and building up her empire, but now she's got a new way of recruiting. She's infected some people with a virus that turns them into her very own sex-worker slaves. If that virus spreads, she'll have an army to add to the VKs, making them unstoppable in the simulation. Matt's found a way for you to absorb the infection right out of them, killing the virus in the process. Once that's taken care of we'll head to her club, Technically Legal, and give Tanya a taste of what she deserves.
— Benjamin King

Dancing Queen
Go after her, I'll be right behind you.
— King goes to the Helicopter

Dancing Queen
It seems the virus has been completely wiped out, and I've managed to block Tanya's access to the simulation code for good.
— Matt Miller - Virus Wiped Out

Dane Vogel
Well, I don't know about it being a bonus, but it's like my father said, if you're gonna build an ivory tower, you're gonna have to kill a few elephants.
— Dane Vogel, while a guest on The Anna Show

Dane Vogel
As many of you know, the restoration of Saints Row[sic] was a tremendous success, but that was just the beginning of what Ultor has in mind for Stilwater.
— Dane Vogel[90]

Dane Vogel
Name's Dane Vogel, he works for Ultor... I remember he swung by the church and offered Dex a job a while back.
— Johnny Gat, "Ultor Makes a House Call" cutscene

Dane Vogel
Jane, we've donated millions of dollars to the Stilwater PD as well as rebuilt the shattered community of Saint's Row. I understand that everyone likes to pick on the big corporations, but this latest groundless attack on Ultor's integrity is just ridiculous.
— Dane Vogel in an interview with Jane Valderamma in the Early Parole cutscene

Dane Vogel
Welcome to Hell.
— Dane's first words in Gat out of Hell

Dane Vogel
Dane Vogel? What a fucking cunt
Protagonist about Dane Vogel SR2 VOC SP 03331
— The Protagonist, randomly commenting about Dane Vogel

Dane Vogel
It's like my father said, if you're gonna build an ivory tower, you're gonna have to kill a few elephants.
— Dane Vogel, pretty much summing up his modus operandi on The Anna Show

Dane Vogel
This is Shivington. Once a pristine set of tenement homes, this neighborhood has devolved into a dangerous ghetto, filled with undesirables such as these. Now, I'm sure a lot of you are wondering...ugly buildings, unwashed masses, what the hell is Ultor thinking? My friends, we're thinking about the future. Picture this... glass towers, clean streets, and no one below the poverty line trying to wash your car. Impossible? For a lesser company, maybe. Now I'm not here to make idle promises or vague predictions, no offense to you politicians out there...
— Dane Vogel, unveiling his scheme to redevelop Shivington and destroy the 3rd Street Saints

Dane Vogel
No, I'm here to show you how we're going to do it. Now, obviously before we can remodel Shivington we need to own the land, so how do we do that? By directing the gangs towards Sunnyvale, not only are we lowering the number of our detractors, we're lowering the property value as well, which means when we buy the land, the savings get passed onto you, the stock holders. The gangs cripple each other, we direct funds to the Stilwater Police Department, they increase police presence...and pretty soon all those nasty little gang bangers are gone. Crime stops, property value goes up, and now your population looks like this.
— Dane Vogel, unveiling his scheme to redevelop Shivington and destroy the 3rd Street Saints

Dane Vogel
This is a helluva place you got here...I mean, it's a good thing I had my tetanus shot, but beyond that it's, uh...cozy.
— Dane Vogel, commenting on the Saints Hideout in "Room Service"

De Plane Boss
There, the new gun is in.
— Kinzie, "Disintegration Gun In"

De Plane Boss
You think you can take her from me?
— DJVC, "DJVC Sees Player"

De Plane Boss
Whoa!
— The Protagonist, "Player Falls"

De Plane Boss
Ooof!
— The Protagonist, "Player Lands From Fall"

De Plane Boss
It was on this plane where Shaundi and I lost our best friend. Johnny Gat helped found the Saints originally, and Shaundi looked up to him ever since she joined. He sacrificed himself to save us. Now I want our friend back.
— The Protagonist, "Shaundi Flashback"

De Plane Boss
Use the stun gun!
— Shaundi SR2, "Use Stun Gun"

Death From Above
Jump into the sky, target your enemy, and slam down right in their face.
— Death From Above website description[63]

Demolition Derby
Compete in an eight car demolition derby and destroy your opponents' cars to earn cash and respect.
— Demo Derby introduction in Saints Row 2[91]

Demolition Derby
Win bonus demolition derbies to earn cash.
Special Derby introduction[92]

Demons
Your suffering will be legendary!
— Demon Grunt during battle.

Demons
No dimension can bind me!
— Shadow Demon, teleporting away.

Demons
Yes, run mortal!
— Grenadier during battle.

Demons
My children are endless in number!
— Dark Inciter summoning an enemy.

Demons
Who is my foe?
— Legionnaire entering battle.

Demons
Prepare yourself, mortal! Now you face Leviathan!
— Archduke preparing to defend Marshalling Grounds.

Devil's Workshop Pack
Tired of flying on the wings of a fallen angel? With the Devil's Workshop Pack you can fly on the purple wings of a Saint instead. Also included: Yorick, the flaming skull that acts as the source of Shakespeare's infernal might. Finally you can wield all of the power of Shakespeare with none of the iambic pentameter: what's not to love?
— DLC Description

Dex
Gat out of Hell features historical figures and even characters from past games, including Dane Vogel and Dex, plus "well over 30 instances of open-world things to do"
— Steve Jaros.[when?]

Dex
Julius was right... You never know when to quit.
— Dexter Jackson realizing The Protagonist won't drop his flags[93]

Dex
I was happy with people forgetting I exist, but motherfuckers always gotta bring up the past...
— One of Dex's lines upon confrontation.

Disintegrator
One hit. One kill. No mess to clean up.
— Weapon Description[94]

Disintegrator
Leaves no evidence behind.
— Disintegrator - Default skin description[95]

Disintegrator
If you're going to erase someone from existence, do it in style.
— Disintegrator - Gold-Plated skin description[96]

Disintegrator
Zin? Fin.
— Disintegrator - Saints Purple skin description[97]

Donnie
I tell ya, you and me are always making new friends. Things are moving too slow. We gotta step it up. I hear a guy named Joseph Price calls the shots. I don't know much about him 'cept that he's friends with some mechanic named Donnie. If we get in good with Price's crew, we'll always be one step a head of those fuckers. Here's the plan. Go and tear up Donnie's shop. Right when you're about to finish off Price's buddy, I'll rush in and save the day. Make it look good, but don't you dare mess up my car. If we're lucky, Donnie will arrange a meet with Price.
— Lin, speaking to The Protagonist in the "Undercover" cutscene

Donnie
I know he's your friend, Joseph, but I will not let that nimrod ruin my plans.
— William Sharp in the "Thinking Outside the Box" cutscene

Donnie
I hear a guy named Joseph Price calls the shots. I don't know much about him 'cept that he's friends with some mechanic named Donnie. If we get in good with Price's crew, we'll always be one step a head of those fuckers. Here's the plan. Go and tear up Donnie's shop. Right when you're about to finish off Price's buddy, I'll rush in and save the day. Make it look good, but don't you dare mess up my car. If we're lucky, Donnie will arrange a meet with Price.
Lin, informing The Protagonist of her plans.[98]

Donnie
See, what'd I tell ya? This guy's a fucking genius. I'm gonna go get the boys ready.
— Joseph Price to his uncle William Sharp, after Donnie divulges his and Lin's idea for getting more parts.[99]

Donnie
You haven't seen me since your boss shot and stuffed me in the trunk of a car and the best you can give me is "Oh shit?"
— The Protagonist, upon meeting Donnie once again.[100]

Donnie
You're Maero's bitch, of course you know.
— The Protagonist (Male Voice 1), after Donnie claims that he doesn't know where Carlos is.[101]

Donnie
Lin fucks a Roller and she makes lieutenant. I fuck a Roller and all I got was the crabs.
— Randomly spoken by generic female 3rd Street Saints members during gameplay.

Donnie
Ya know what I hate? Underglow. That shit is tacky as hell.
— Donnie, during a casual discussion with Lin while smoking cannabis.[102]

Donnie
Have you met Donnie's uncle, Wong?
Donnie's uncle, Wong VOC-AM 0500
— Asian male civilian

Donnie
Look, I know you're pissed about Lin, I am too, but I had nothing to do with killing her...
— Donnie to The Protagonist, after he is forced to sabotage The Brotherhood's vehicles.[100]

Donnie
Why did you have to beat up that nice boy Donnie?
— Randomly spoken by civilians during gameplay after completing "Red Asphalt".

Donnie
You're just lucky Donnie asked Maero to not kill you.
— Randomly spoken by a Brotherhood gang member during gameplay, in reply to a compliment.

Donnie
I'll put it to you this way: It was too crazy for Saints Row.
— Donnie, Enter the Dominatrix[103]

Down Payment
Homeless bums, now more homeless
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Down Payment
Sup, it's Gat. Meet me at Aisha's place, we gotta figure out our next move.
Down Payment intro phone call SR2 VOC SP 01129
— Phonecall from Johnny Gat after gaining one level of Respect

Drug Trafficking
Provide protection for drug deals around Stilwater to earn cash and respect.
— Drug Trafficking introduction in Saints Row 2[104]

Dubstep Gun
It's a party in a gun! Make the world dance to your beat and fear the power of your wubs!
— Weapon Description[105]

Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix)
Take a bullet-laden trip through musical history! Get the crowd off its feet with the power of polka, set those hepcats a-swinging with big band, indulge your refined side with some classical, and then start the moshpit with some heavy metal.
— DLC Description[106]

Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix)
New tunes, same old awesome.
— Weapon Description[107]

Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix)
It goes with your spear and magic helmet.
— Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix) Classical skin description[108]

Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix)
Das zingy beat ist wunderbar!
— Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix) Classical skin description[109]

Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix)
When it comes to destruction, it's the hardest of the hardcore.
— Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix) Classical skin description[110]

Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix)
Where Big Band meets big booms
— Dubstep Gun (DLC Remix) Classical skin description[111]

EDF Scout
It's Eric Gryphon's pet project...he wanted an ATV to scout for prime mining locations.
— Tera

Easter Eggs
The 31 Theory. Anything important is always connected to a 31. Nyte Blayde Season 3; best season, aired in January, had thirteen episodes.
— Kinzie, in a Homie conversation with Josh[112]

Easter Eggs
Let's see, Cock of Cthulu starring D.P. Lovecrack, Bukkake High School 31 starring Abby Hamherstein, The Cable Man From Bangalore starring Anoop "The Indian Hammer" Shekar...
— Vinnie in the Hotel and Marina Crowd Control cutscene

Easter Eggs
Tim's Hitman description
— Tim is a fireman who mistakenly thinks he's seen my client light 31 different buildings on fire. Call the Fire Department at 555-FIRE and when he shows up we can clear up this misunderstanding.

Easter Eggs
The best? The best is beating Sway the Spider-God in a Tijuana Scaffold Match. The best is defending the world title 13 times in one night. The best is winning a last man standing match with two broken legs... Trust me, little Icarus: you're flying too close to the sun.
A Remote Chance intro
Killbane, threatening the Stilwater Butcher during a press conference outside 3 Count Casino.

Easter Eggs
You press forward, praying to the 31 gods of Diaz that your torch won't go out.

Easter Eggs
I can't take writing all these persona lines
I can't take writing all these persona lines VOC-BM 2234
— Black male civilian before committing suicide

Easter Eggs
Judges, get your score-cards ready!
Saints Row Suicider VOC-AF 0938
— Asian female before committing suicide

Easter Eggs
Legend has it there's a half-man half-fish that lives down here
SR2 VOC WM 02853 Civilian Mehrman
— Random civilian comment

Electric Grenades
Electrical damage and the ability to stun those around you.
— Weapon Description.

Electric Grenades
Electrical damage and the ability to stun those around you.
— Electric Grenades level 1 description

Electric Grenades
Affect a larger area.
— Electric Grenades level 2 description

Electric Grenades
Throw farther.
— Electric Grenades level 3 description

Electric Grenades
Grenade sticks to whatever it hits.
— Electric Grenades level 4 description

Elysian Fields Trailer Park
TROUBLE IN PARADISE
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Elysian Fields Trailer Park
The Sons have been using the trailer park to develop their products for years. If you can find what trailers they're using for drug labs, you should have no problem making them go "boom".
Elysian Fields Trailer Park intro phone call SR2 VOC SP 01134
— Shaundi

Energy Sword
A single slice deconstructs most opponents.
— Weapon Description[113]

Energy Sword
A classic of the genre.
— Laser Razor - Default skin description[114]

Energy Sword
The hero's choice.
— Laser Razor - Cool Blade skin description[115]

Energy Sword
Zinyak's favorite color
— Laser Razor - Hot Blade skin description[116]

Energy Sword
Because, you know, we already did red and blue.
— Laser Razor - Green Blade skin description[117]

Energy Sword
It only -looks- impractical.
— Braver Sword default skin description

Epic Jump Quest
Jump from the roof of 3 Count to the Nuke Plant, without touching the ground or other rooftops.
— Description of this Achievement

Eric Gryphon
Dex has been moving waste from the nuke plant that he can sell on the black market, and now he's planning on using the Masako to destroy the evidence. If Ultor finds out what he's doing Dex is finished
Eric Gryphon
— Eric Gryphon

Escort
Drive around town and keep the paparazzi away from your car to earn cash and respect.
— Escort introduction in Saints Row 2[118]

Escort
Drive fast and safe to keep the Tiger happy and increase your courage.
— Instructions

Escort Service
So we're finally hitting that convoy huh?
Escort Service audio
Donnie to William Sharp, in the Price Mansion.

Escort Service
Hey, anything I can do to help.
— Lin

Escort Service
I'm in. Donnie's setting up a meeting with the higher-ups of the Rollerz. You should stop by and listen to what's being said. I'll text you the address.
— Lin's pre-mission phone call

Eternal Sunshine
Slaughterhouse becomes a slaughterhouse
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Eternal Sunshine
*Laughs*
— Mr. Sunshine, attacking

Eternal Sunshine
Kneel before the Son of Samedi...
— Mr. Sunshine, using doll

Eternal Sunshine
You cannot stop me child...
— Mr. Sunshine, labelled "Enter"

Eternal Sunshine
Bow before me, worm...
— Mr. Sunshine, labelled "Enter"

Eternal Sunshine
You've come a long way to die my boy...
— Mr. Sunshine

Exclusive Unkut Pack
Unkut clothes designed by BOOBA: T-Shirts, trousers, jackets, polo shirts and baseball caps.
— Official Description[119]

Executive Privilege Pack
You've never let anyone else tell you what to do so why let us get away with it? The Executive Privilege Pack does away with checks and balances and gives you the power to make the world of Saint Row IV your own. Cheat your way to a hollow victory today!
— DLC description[120]

Explosive Combat Pack
In addition to that, we know that there are also some citizens of Steelport that want a little more brute-force firepower when attempting to take down enemy gangs, or even STAG. Luckily, the Saints R&D department have come up with the brand new "Explosive Combat DLC Pack", where not only will you get the brand new Future Soldier Outfit, with included mask and backpack, but you'll be outfitted with the M2 Grenade Launcher, allowing you to clear out some difficult situations quickly and effectively.
— Site Description

F-69 VTOL
This is the VTOL: the Vertical Take-Off and Landing jet... And it wouldn't be Saints Row if it didn't have plenty of ultra-cool weapons, so we've added microwave lasers... and homing missiles as well.
Drew Holmes (Writer)[121]

FUZZ
Impersonate one of Stilwater's Finest and provide quality footage to the FUZZ crew for cash and respect.
— Fuzz introduction[122]

Face Your Fear
You're ready to face Killbane, but the Luchadores must still be dealt with. You know where to find me if you need more training.
Face Your Fear intro
Angel De LaMuerte to The Protagonist, at his gym.

Faster, More Intense!
Hey, I'm so happy we can finally talk! My name's Andy Zhen, I'm sure you've heard of me. The studio signed me on to direct Gangstas in Space and I want YOU to be the star! I mean, sure you're already a star, but think of immortalizing yourself on the silver screen. Beautiful thought, right? Swing by the studio and you can see the script. I'm sure you'll love it!
— Andy Zhen, "Pre Mission Call"

Faster, More Intense!
Land in the target, it's a perfect spot!
— Andy Zhen, "Hit Landing"

Faster, More Intense!
Take two! Annnnnd... AMAZE ME!
— Andy Zhen, "Take 2 Start"

Faster, More Intense!
We've been hit! We're going to crash!
— Kwilanna, "Heli Crashed Into"

Faster, More Intense!
They've blockaded the road!
— Kwilanna, "Bridge Blockade"

Faster, More Intense!
You missed it. That's ok, try again.
— Andy Zhen, "Miss"

Faster, More Intense!
They don't have enough space to move!
— Kwilanna, "Ships Crash Inside"

Feed Dogs
That Feed Dogs cover of 'Don't Fuck Me Like I'm Your Wife' is amazing.
— Female biker

Fight Club
Compete in brutal fighting matches for cash and Respect. Pick up and eat food to recover Health.
— Fight Club introduction[123]

File in the Cake
Drug dealing mom escapes prison, leaves nice note
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Filmore Parking Garage
A bunch of King's bookies are meeting at a parking garage to discuss rigging games. Don't let any of 'em walk away from the meeting. No one fucks with my hockey game...
Filmore Parking Garage introduction
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

First Impressions
Cops botch gang take-down
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

First Impressions
Alright: we go up we'll hit the street. We go down, we're takin' a boat outta here.
Carlos 1486 First Impressions choice
— Carlos, upon nearing the exit

First Impressions
Alright: we go up we'll hit the street. We go down, we're takin' a boat outta here.
Carlos 1486 First Impressions choice
— Carlos, upon nearing the exit

Flashbang
Stun your enemies with this grenade.
— Level 1 description

Flashbang
Affect a larger area.
— Level 2 description

Flashbang
Throw farther.
— Level 3 description

Flashbang
Beware the stench.
— Level 4 description

For King and Country
Listen carefully, playa. Benjamin King just called. It seems like one of his boys got a big head and tried to take him out. He's pinned down in the park right now and needs some help. Now, what happens to King may not mean shit to you, but him and me, we got history. I owe King from way back in the day, and he ain't gonna eat it if I can help it. You're gonna go out there and save his ass, understand? [...] I ain't fuckin' around, playa, you bring King back here safe. You feel me?
For King and Country introduction
Julius Little to The Protagonist, while at the church.

For King and Country
What you doin' to my muthafuckin' ride?
— Warren, after his vehicle takes damage

Force Field
That's right. Force field.
— Force Field website description[63]

Forgive and Forget
Forgive and Forget is a chain of drive through confessionals spread throughout Stilwater.
— Help menu text in Saints Row

Forgive and Forget
Looks like that got their attention...if it ever gets too hot, go to Forgive and Forget, they'll cover up everything...
— Troy[124]

Forgive and Forget
Forgiveness ain't cheap, buddy.
— After using Forgive and Forget in Saints Row

Forgive and Forget
Anything can be forgiven if the price is right.
— After using Forgive and Forget in Saints Row

Forgive and Forget
Let me see the money first. Okay, you're forgiven.
— After using Forgive and Forget in Saints Row

Fox Drive Weapons Plant
Now that the Carnales' drug ring is hurtin' they've started to move to gun running. They set up a weapons plant in an old steel factory. Don't let their business get off the ground.
Fox Drive Weapons Plant intro
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Freckle Bitch's
You Can't Beat Our Meat
— Slogan

Freckle Bitch's
Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
— Troy

Freckle Bitch's
Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's...
— The Protagonist

Freckle Bitch's
Sí, pero primero vamos a golpear a Freckle Bitch's. (Yes, but first let's hit up Freckle Bitch's.)
Victor Rodriguez

Friendly Fire
Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!
— Motto from Saints Row radio commercial.

Friendly Fire
Thank you for calling Friendly Fire, where we aim to fill all your needs for urban and sub-urban armourment. Stop on by during business hours, but don't come knocking after we're closed or I'll blow your fucking head off. Seriously, I'll do it.
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04758
— Friendly Fire answering machine in Saints Row 2

Funky Fresh Pack
Pack contains 69 new wear options for your character; including clothing, bling, tattoos and hair.
— Official Description [125][126]

GATV Pack
It's the moment every gamer has been waiting for: GAT V is here! Dress up as star-crossed lovers Gat and Aisha and strap on a heavy machine gun and a combat knife launcher for the ultimate Saints Row experience.
— DLC Description

Game On Pack
Sports-themed clothing, weapon costumes and an ice resurfacer have been unlocked for you.
— DLC description

Gang Bang
Let's hope the front's clear.
— Viola, "Mission"

Gang Bang
They've cut the power to the elevator.
— Oleg, "Power Cut to"

Gang Bang
I'll see if I can fix it.
— Viola, "Power Cut to Elevator"

Gang Bang
They're dropping soldiers off up here.
— Oleg, "First Dropoff on Roof"

Gang Bang
More troops landing on the roof.
— Oleg, "Second Dropoff on Roof"

Gang Bang
Watch those snipers across the street.
— Viola

Gang Bang
Incoming air... things!
— Viola, "First VTOL Wave"

Gang Bang
It's getting crowded up here.
— Oleg, "Third Dropoff on Roof"

Gang Bang
Check the bodies for ammunition!
— Oleg, "Call Out Ammo on"

Gang Bang
On the roof across the way.
— Oleg, "Dropoff Across Street"

Gang Bang
Breaking news. Junkies and hobo's alike found the saftey of their home-away-from-box shattered as a paramilitary force decended on Sunset Park. The Mayor's office has called a press conference to explain the purpose for these extreme tactics. What this means for Steelport... we just don't know. This is Jane Valderamma with a special vagrant report.
— Jane, "End Radio"

Gang Bang
More of those high-tech jets!
— Viola, "Second VTOL Wave"

Gangstas in Space (DLC)
From the visionary mind of big-shot Hollywood director Andy Zhen, the Saints are back once again to complete the final scenes for their future blockbuster, "Gangstas In Space". With the world waiting in anticipation of the very first Saints movie, there's a lot on the line, and it's your job to act the part. Starring the Boss and introducing Jenny Jaros as Princess Kwilanna, you'll experience action, drama, blow-up dolls, and one hell of an alien invasion through a series of new missions.
— DLC description[127]

Gangstas in Space (DLC)
This free pack will help keep your co-op game rolling if your partner has downloaded Gangstas in Space. This free pack does not allow you to play Gangstas in Space, but allows for full compatibility in a co-operative game. This pack is not necessary if you have already downloaded Gangstas In Space.
— Official description[128]

Gangstas in Space (Mission)
You can't kill me. You don't know the truth. The fact is... I am your father.
Gangstas in Space intro
Killbane to The Protagonist, during their showdown at his lair on Mars.

Gangstas in Space (Mission)
You can't win. This suit is impervious to everything save for convienently placed lava crystals.
— Killbane, "Final Battle Begins"

Gat Mobile
It's not uncommon to see things like various vehicles around the city, like, for instance, the Johnny Gat-mobile. And of course, that cigarette in his mouth is actually a flamethrower... this, er, vehicle usually has the right-of-way.
— Drew Holmes[129]

Gat Time, Fun Time
It's been a while. Let's go murdering for old time's sake.
— Quest description

Gat Time, Fun Time
Welcome to the proving grounds, Genki fans! Tonight's event sees the head of the Third Street Saints and his number one gun facing off against the halls of death and dismay that is Genkibowl Arena! Will they survive? Will they fall to the might that is your favorite Professor? STAY TUNED! The carnage starts RIGHT NOW!
— Zach, "Mission Start"

Gat Time, Fun Time
We should be fine now!
— Matt Miller, "Room Two Powers"

Gear Up
Find a Sinterpol Vending Machine and upgrade your weapon collection. I'll reimburse you a few bucks.
— Quest description

Gear Up
Check out the vending machine near the Ultor building. Is it a special vending machine? No. Have you bought stuff from a store already? Probably. But I would be remised as your guide if I didn't show you the basics.
Dane Vogel

Genki Girl Pack
Drive in Genki Girl style with this assortment of vehicles. Sad Panda sports a dune buggy, Angry Tiger has her motorcycle, and Sexy Kitten drives a special sports car. Each of these rides is themed after the girls themselves, and pack a deadly surprise!
— Official description[130]

Genki Manapult
This little beauty is Professor Genki's Super Ballistic Manapult, capable of vacuuming up pesky pedestrians and firing them as human cannonballs across the city.
— Drew Holmes - Saints Row: The Third Open World Gameplay Developer Commentary

Genki Manapult
This little beauty is Professor Genki's Super Ballistic Manapult, capable of vacuuming up pesky pedestrians and firing them as human cannonballs across the city.
— Drew Holmes[129]

Genkibowl VII
This free pack will help keep your co-op game rolling if your partner has downloaded Genkibowl VII and also grants you the Saints number one fan CheapyD as a new homie! This free pack does not allow you to play Genkibowl VII, but allows for full compatibility in a co-operative game. This pack is not necessary if you have already downloaded Genkibowl VII.
Official description

Good D
Ronin becoming desperate
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Good D
The Ronin are attacking the other side!
— The Protagonist, Ronin attacking base

Good D
The Ronin are attacking the other side!
— Gat, Ronin attacking base

Good D
They're coming in the courtyard!
— The Protagonist, Ronin attacking courtyard

Good D
They're coming in the courtyard!
— Gat, Ronin attacking courtyard

Good D
They're falling back!
— Pierce (unused)

Good D
Cries and screams
— Shogo (unused)

Got Dust, Will Travel
University drug deal goes bad
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Grand Finale
I bet Julius gave ya the whole "I don't care what flags they're flyin" speech, didn't he? I wrote that shit years ago, and the mother fucker hasn't forgot it...
— Benjamin King during The King and I

Grand Finale
According to Kinzie's intel the Key needs to be taken to the old Syndicate Tower. The entrance to the System is in the loading dock. We will be driving the truck while you keep the Zin off us. After entering, CID will be in charge of driving the Key into the main computer hub, which will cause the Simulation to begin destabilizing. Good luck.
— Mission Brief from Shaundi, King or Asha

Grand Finale
You know you have super powers, right? You may wanna use them.
— Kinzie - Superpowers Nag

Grand Finale
Power now restored. Continuing to channel energy.
— CID - Power Restored

Grand Finale
The Key is damaged greatly. More power would fix this problem.
— CID - Key at 25 Percent

Grand Finale
With more power I could repair the damage to the Key.
— CID - Key at 50 Percent

Grand Finale
Opening more breakers would allow me to repair the Key.
— CID - Key at 70 Percent

Grand Finale Part Four
That's a... that's a big fucking robot.
— The Protagonist (Female 1) upon seeing Zinyak's mech.

Grand Finale Part Four
Use your suit's powers to throw the C.I.D.s back at Zinyak.
— CID Nag

Grand Finale Part Four
No! No! This cannot be!
— Zinyak, going down

Grand Finale Part Two
Remember, Steelport's breaking down inside the Simulation right now. Whoever you take with, I should be able to open portals into their personal nightmares. But don't worry, whatever comes through will be on your side.
— Kinzie, Homie Choice

Grand Finale Part Two
Matt and I will be sure to have your back.
— Asha, Homie Choice

Grand Finale Part Two
You want King and I killin' aliens, we are all for that shit.
— Johnny Gat, Homie Choice

Grand Finale Part Two
Don't worry, Pierce and I can handle anything going on in there.
— Shaundi, Homie Choice

Grand Finale Part Two
Okay, that's better. Activating the portal now, but it's going to take time. Make sure the Zin don't destroy it while I establish the link.
— Kinzie, 1st Portal Clear

Grand Finale Part Two
The second portal is over by the arena.
— Kinzie, To 2nd Portal

Grand Finale Part Two
There we go!
— Kinzie, 2nd Portal Opens

Grand Finale Part Two
Okay, third time's a charm.
— Kinzie, Arrive 3rd Portal

Grand Finale Part Two
You may want to get clear of the portal. No really, get clear of the portal.
— Kinzie, Get Clear of Portal

Grand Finale Part Two
No no no, SHIT! That one's gone too, just keep moving!
— Kinzie, Arrive 2nd Exit

Grand Finale Part Two
You're almost there, you can make it!
— Kinzie, Arrive 3rd Exit

Grass Roots Pack
Get your rural on, with outfits, weapons and radically rustic truck that reflect a more... unsophisticated lifestyle.
— DLC description

Grave Digger
Old-school shotgun with a new Saints style.
— Weapon description

Grave Digger
Old-school shotgun with a new Saints style.
— Level 1 description

Grave Digger
Increase the size of your clips. Add a second barrel for more damage.
— Level 2 description

Grave Digger
Increase the size of your clips. Add a third barrel for even more damage.
— Level 3 description

Grave Digger
Incendiary bullets turn up the heat. Increase the size of your clips.
— Level 4 description

Green With Envy
Every day, that bitch gets driven to the construction site in a Status Quo, then sneaks off to get her freak on with Warren before she goes back home to Tony. While she's busy suckin' cock, you deal with the chauffeur and take his place. When she's done wiping her mouth, she'll have you drive her back. Once you're at Tony's, it's all up to you.
Green With Envy introduction
Julius Little to The Protagonist, while at the church with Dex and Aisha.

Green With Envy
Well, I got some time to kill before Tony expects me back. Might as well do a little shopping.
— Tanya Winters, getting back in the car after seeing Warren

Green With Envy
Stop by Friendly Fire, I'd like to pick something up for Tony.
— Tanya, getting back in the car after Impressions

Green With Envy
Well, I got some time to kill before Tony expects me back. Might as well do a little shopping.
— Tanya Winters, getting back in the car after seeing Warren

Green With Envy
This should only take a minute.
— Tanya, arriving at Impressions

Green With Envy
Stop by Friendly Fire, I'd like to pick something up for Tony.
— Tanya, getting back in the car after Impressions

Green With Envy
I wonder if they gift wrap...
— Tanya, arriving at Friendly Fire

Green With Envy
Hey playa, we got a problem. Some of Troy's crew didn't hear the plan, and decided they were going to hit Tanya when she was in her limo. These are our boys. I don't want them gettin' hurt.
— Julius Little, calling to warn The Protagonist while Tanya is inside Friendly Fire

Green With Envy
Take me back to 707 Springfield.
— Tanya, getting back into the car after Friendly Fire

Green With Envy
Don't you fucking touch--
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— Tanya Winters, being knocked unconscious by The Protagonist in the "Ladies First" cutscene

Green With Envy
Haha, it's gonna take more than that to drop this nigga!
— Green, after being damaged

Green With Envy
What's going on?
— Spoken by "Limo", labelled "Attack"

Guardian Angel (Mission)
Things are moving too slow. We gotta step it up. I hear a guy named Joseph Price calls the shots. I don't know much about him 'cept that he's friends with some mechanic named Donnie. If we get in good with Price's crew, we'll always be one step a head of those fuckers. Here's the plan. Go and tear up Donnie's shop. Right when you're about to finish off Price's buddy, I'll rush in and save the day. Make it look good, but don't you dare mess up my car. If we're lucky, Donnie will arrange a meet with Price.
Guardian Angel mission audio
Lin to The Protagonist, at the teahouse.

Guardian Angel (Mission)
Meet me at the tea house in Chinatown. I think I got a way to get in deeper with the Rollerz.
— Lin's pre-mission phone call

HUD
Lock-on to vehicle targets by Zooming. Control the launched rocket by aiming your reticule.
— Annihilator tutorial

Hack the Planet
There's lot of ways to disrupt the simulation.
— Quest description

Hack the Planet
If Zinyak wants a fight, we're going to bring it to him. Taking down this simulation will wreak havoc on all the Zin systems and help us locate our friends. There's plenty you can do to overload, disrupt, and generally break the whole damn thing so let's start small. I know hacking stores seems trivial, but it's a good place for us to begin. All right, get moving.
— Kinzie Kensington

Hail to the Chief
Marshall Winslow was a major public figure, and you can bet your ass that people would ask questions if the Chief of Police wasn't at his funeral. I say we hit Monroe during the funeral procession. That should show whoever he's working with that we're not fucking around.
Hail to the Chief introduction
Dex to Johnny Gat and The Protagonist, at the church.

Hail to the Chief
They'll be scooping Monroe up for weeks.
— Dex

Hail to the Chief
Johnny is set up across the street, he'll be giving us cover if things go bad after the hit. Now let's get to the roof before mourners roll by.
— Dex, after arriving

Hail to the Chief
Take this. When the funeral procession comes into view, take out Monroe. He'll be the one in the cop car.
— Dex

Hail to the Chief
Okay, here comes the procession, just line up with the cop car and... aw shit, there's more than one. Alright this ain't a problem, it'll just take a little more work to find out what car he's in.
— Dex, upon seeing the cops

Hail to the Chief
Fuck it, take all those cop cars our, Monroe's gotta be in one of 'em...
— Dex

Hail to the Chief
Fuck! Well, they know we're here, no sense in being subtle.
— Dex, after alerting the cops

Hail to the Chief
That takes care of that asshole, let's get to forgive and forget 'fore the cops get us...
— Dex, after destroying all vehicles

Hail to the Chief
They'll be scooping Monroe up for weeks.
— Dex, after using Forgive and Forget

Hail to the Chief
Look, I'm gonna be honest with you dawg, once we hit the chief of police there's no turning back. Sure, the motherfuckas that got Julius are gonna get a wake up call, but you gotta believe the po-po are gonna be on our ass. I guess what I'm sayin' man is that if you wanna back out, no one is gonna blame you. Well, Johnny might, but he's an asshole anyway so I wouldn't stress it. Anyway, Johnny and I got this worked out so the hit should be smoother than Aisha's pussy. McManus'll be waiting for us at a building along the procession route. Take that bad boy and wait to take your shot. We'll never get a chance like this again so let's not fuck it up.
— Dex, unused dialogue from drive

Hangar 18 1/2
You're nailing this material so far! Totally fucking KILLING it! Sent you the location of the next shoot. Once you're there, we'll get the filming under way. Just come on back through craft services.
— Andy Zhen, pre-mission phone call

Hangar 18 1/2
Places! Aaaand... GET YOU SOME!
— Andy Zhen, "1st Action Start"

Hangar 18 1/2
It's done! We have to move!
— Kwilanna, "1st Device Finished"

Hangar 18 1/2
The fuck have you been? You know what, I don't care. I'm not letting your negativity infect me. Alright, we're rolling! Aaaand... EXCELSIOR!
— Andy Zhen, "2nd Action Start"

Hangar 18 1/2
Improv! Brilliant! I love the instincts!
— Andy Zhen,"2nd Device Approval"

Hangar 18 1/2
Quiet on set! And... LIFT OFF!
— Andy Zhen, "3rd Action Start"

Hangar 18 1/2
I got it! We better get up those stairs, and quickly!
— Kwilanna, "3rd Device Finished"

Hangar 18 1/2
It's open. Let's go.
— Kwilanna, "Door Open"

Hangar 18 1/2
Found the code!
— Kwilanna, "Finding Key"

Hangar 18 1/2
What is the alien princess doing? She's not supposed to help! Can't you get anything right?
— Andy Zhen, "First Tier Berating"

Hangar 18 1/2
There's the ship.
— Kwilanna, "Point Out Ship"

Hangar 18 1/2
We need to hurry.
— Kwilanna, "Ready Comp1"

Hangar 18 1/2
Ok, I'm ready now.
— Kwilanna, "Ready Comp2"

Hangar 18 1/2
Ready.
— Kwilanna, "Ready Comp3"

Hangar 18 1/2
Hang on, I've got ya!
— Kwilanna, "Saving Player"

Hazing Paddle
This spiked, flaming paddle brings a new, and horrifying, definition to college hazing.
— Weapon Description[131]

He Lives
You! C'mon!
— Roddy Piper, "After"

He Lives
Ladies and gentlemen of America, the threat is right in front of us. An alien presence has taken over your friends and family. It's everyone you know, everyone you see. Nobody can be trusted. Least of all the leadership of this country.
— Keith David, "Broadcast Speech"

He Lives
Well, prez, we got visitors.
— Roddy Piper, "CID Invasion"

He Lives
Get away... Run! Run away from here!
— Keith David, "Elevator"

He Lives
Keith! Keith, stop!
— The Protagonist, "Keith by Elevator"

He Lives
Let him go. They have him bad.
— Roddy Piper, "Let Him"

He Lives
You've gotta snap out of it! Snap out of it!
— Roddy Piper, "SAM Piper and Keith"

He Lives
You did it! The shield's down.
— Roddy Piper, "Satellite Shield Down"

He Lives
He's heading for the roof!
— Roddy Piper, "To the"

Heavy Pistol
The handgun of choice for any Saint.
— Weapon Description[132]

Heavy Pistol
Classic street heat
— .45 Fletcher - Default skin[133]

Heavy Pistol
Put some bling bling in your bang bang.
— .45 Fletcher - Gold-Plated skin[134]

Heavy Pistol
You'll look good in black.
— .45 Fletcher - Onyx Black skin[135]

Heavy Pistol
Bang, bang. You're dead.
— Cumia Magnum - Default skin[136]

Heavy Pistol
Transparently Lethal
— Cumia Magnum - Wireframe skin[137]

Heavy Pistol
For urban predators
— Cumia Magnum - Tiger skin[138]

Heavy Pistol
All you gotta do is shoot straight.
— DEK-RD Railpistol - Default skin[139]

Heavy Pistol
Somebody got a little too up close and personal.
— DEK-RD Railpistol - Bloody Mess skin[140]

Heavy Pistol
Chill out.
— DEK-RD Railpistol - Arctic Camo skin[141]

Heavy Pistol
For when you aim to misbehave.
— The Captain - Default skin[142]

Heavy Pistol
Shiny
— The Captain - Chrome-Plated skin[143]

Heavy Pistol
For cool customers
— The Captain - Blue Steel skin[144]

Heavy Pistol
For all yer pillagin' an' plunderin' needs!

Heavy SMG
Street version of the SMG trades portability for longer effective range.
— Weapon Description[145]

Heavy SMG
Unleash a little police brutality
— SWAT SMG - Default skin[146]

Heavy SMG
Ah, whimsy!
— SWAT SMG - Polka-Dot skin[147]

Heavy SMG
Stalk your prey ...
— SWAT SMG - Camo skin[148]

Heavy SMG
For St. Valentine's Day, or any day!
— Gangland - Default skin[149]

Heavy SMG
Just like an old gangster movie.
— Gangland - Black and White skin[150]

Heavy SMG
Old school meets high-tech.
— Gangland - Digital Camo skin[151]

Heavy SMG
Pyew! Pyew! Pyew!
— Rubber Band Gun Default skin[152]

Heavy SMG
Double rainbow ... what does it mean?
— Rubber Band Gun - Let's Pretend skin[153]

Heavy SMG
You'll shoot your eye out.
— Rubber Band Gun - Bloody Band skin[154]

Heavy SMG
For shootin' all manner of critters. Also varmints.
— Hillbilly skin

Heavy SMG
Has all the answers you'll ever need.
— BG-40 - Default skin

Heavy SMG
Gold never goes out of style
— BG-40 - Gold-Plated skin

Heavy SMG
As lethal as it is cute
— BG-40 - Pretty Pink skin

Heavy SMG
Pick a color, any color. what the hell, pick 'em all
— BG-40 Paint Gun description

Hector Lopez
Those pendejos in Saint's Row are the ones who took our shipment. With the Colombians arriving, we can't show any weakness.
Hector Lopez - Meet the Lopezes
— Hector Lopez, "Meet the Lopezes" cutscene

Hector Lopez
I know Lopez: once we steal from him he ain't gonna back off until we're dead, or he is.
— Troy, during The Missing Shipment

Hector Lopez
Victor, Angelo... gather your men together. It's time to tear Saint's Row apart.
— Hector Lopez, "Meet the Lopezes" cutscene

Heli Assault
Complete objectives with the attack helicopter to earn cash and respect.
— Heli Assault introduction[155]

Hellblazing
High Altitude Racing
— Activity description[156]

Hello Teacup
We're not leaving Kinzie behind.
— Quest description

Hello Teacup
He has speakerboxes all over town. If you really want to shut him up, you'll have to take them all out!
— Matt Miller, after the first speaker has been hacked

Hello Teacup
There are two more!
— Matt Miller, after the second speaker has been hacked

Hello Teacup
One more to go!
— Matt Miller, after the third speaker has been hacked

Hello Teacup
Okay, that's it!
— Matt Miller, after the last speaker has been hacked

Hello Teacup
You want to dance? DANCE WITH ME.
— Cyrus

Hello Teacup
That's Zinyak trying to clean up the mess. Stop them!
— Matt Miller, after the Cops capture Kinzie

Hit the Powder Room
They have snipers in here!
— Shaundi, "Sniper Inside"

Hit the Powder Room
Got it! Let's go.
— Shaundi, "Hack"

Hit the Powder Room
Ain't much better in here.
— Pierce, "Entering"

Hit the Powder Room
Pick that shit up!
— Pierce, "Pick Up MiniGun"

Hitman
Find and take out the individuals listed on the hit list. Use the dossier to figure out how to find the target, then use your minimap to track and kill them.
— Hitman introduction in Saints Row 2[157]

Hitman
Find and take out the individuals listed on the hit list. For each person killed you earn cash and respect.
— Instructions

Hitman
Find and take out the individuals listed on the hit list. Use the dossier to figure out how to find the target, then use your minimap to track and kill them.
— Instructions

Hitman
How ya doin? I got a couple cases pending and there are a few key witnesses that could really throw a wrench in things...you think you can make sure they don't make it to court?
Hitman Hotels & Marina SR2 VOC SP 05058
Legal Lee

Hitman
OK, so hypothetically I might owe some people a lot of money after betting against the SU chess team. If you don't take those motherfucka's out, you might be out one lieutenant if ya know what I'm sayin'...
Hitman Barrio SR2 VOC SP 05056
Pierce

Hitman
Listen up: I got some people that need to be taken care of... you take 'em out and there's somethin' in it for ya.
Hitman Trailer Park SR2 VOC SP 06677
— Unknown Male

Hitman
Some of my sponsors are trying to drop my show because I'm too honest...I need you to show them that was a bad idea. You're probably poor and desperate, I'm sure you can use the money.
Hitman Stilwater Penitentiary SR2 VOC SP 05070
Anna

Hitman
I've sent you the dossiers of a couple individuals that need to disappear...
Hitman Saint's Row SR2 VOC SP 06678
— Unknown Male

Hitman
Alvan is a college student who calls himself "The Filipino Slash" and runs an illegal collectible card game ring. Go to the abandoned drive-in theater and drink a couple 40oz's: that should make him feel comfortable enough to come out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Brad gave up his lucrative motorcross career to become a street tagger. Throw up a tag in the Barrio to earn his respect and draw him out into the open.
— In-game description

Hitman
Anoop "The Indian Hammer" Shekar is a police officer who gives it to criminals as hard as he does to his co-stars in porn films. Get enough cops on you, and Anoop will respond... Here's hoping he's wearing pants.
— In-game description

Hitman
Frank used to be a rock star. Emphasis on "used" to be. Late night loot grinding got its hooks into him, and now he drives a cab to make ends meet. Give the cab company a call (555-455-8008) and we'll make sure Frank is the one who shows up.
— In-game description

Hitman
Scott's a delivery guy who saw the wrong thing when he was making a delivery. We can't have him talking to anybody. Have some Freckle Bitch's food delivered (555-6328) then take him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
James is a J-Pop star who has a weakness for townie strippers. Go the Suburbs and hit up Technically Legal. If you take up some of his girls' time he's bound to show. Do some Ho-ing to convince him you're for real.
— In-game description

Hitman
Jeremiah may be a physicist but don't let his look fool you, the guy knows how to race. If you ride a motorcycle around the Marina and Museum districts you're sure to see him. Take him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Nate was a championship poker player who lost his bankroll to a maniac wine baron from France. I thought he was on tilt, but he took me for some serious money. Play some casino games and you're sure to find him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Brian is an EMT who charged me before he would take out a bullet: fuck that guy. Just call up 911 and he'll come as fast as possible to "help" you.
— In-game description

Hitman
Chris is a nihilist I lost 40 grand to in a sentence diagraming contest. He likes to hang out at the Buy Jove gift shop to remind people he's smarter than them. Head there, find him and waste him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Randy's always had a thing for watercraft. If you go to the Marina district and buy a boat or Wavecraft he'll show up and see what you picked up.
— In-game description

Hitman
I just got word that Nick has come to Stilwater to collect on some old debts. He's staying at the Heron Hotel in the Marina district; if you take the elevator to his floor you should have no trouble finding him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Everett's a sailor on leave for a few days. Whenever he's on shore Everett's first priority is always to go to Stilwater's Red Light district to get laid. Kill a pimp to get some info on where he's staying then take him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Justin is a graverobber who allegedly saw my client dump a body. Head to the Suburbs cemetery between 10pm and 4am to find and bury him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Chris's a biker who loves to show off for the Ho's in the areas around the Arena, Projects, and Red Light districts. Ride a motorcycle around there and you'll find him.
— In-game description

Hitman
Tim is a fireman who mistakenly thinks he's seen my client light 31 different buildings on fire. Call the Fire Department at 555-FIRE and when he shows up we can clear up this misunderstanding.
— In-game description

Hitman
Mitri likes to hang out underneath the highway exchange in the Factories district. He's paranoid the police are gonna evict him from his cardboard box. Drink some beer around there to let him know you're not a cop and he should show himself.
— In-game description

Hitman
Frank is an honest FBI agent and in my line of work that's a problem. If you cause enough trouble Troy will have no choice but to call the feds in.
— In-game description

Hitman
Shannon is the security guard for the trailer park. Start a fight in the area and someone is bound to call him over to settle the argument.
— In-game description

Hitman
Jim's about to blow the whistle on conditions at Stilwater Nuclear. Head to the Nuke Plant island then call the hazmat team at 555-OOPS; you should have no problem taking him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Roje loves music and only buys it at the Suburbs Scratch That store. Go there and buy a couple music tracks yourself to blend into the crowd and bring him out.
— In-game description

Hitman
An orderly at the Downtown Hospital has been spreading rumors about the Pyramid. To get close to him you'll need to get Smoked and admitted as a patient.
— In-game description

Hitman
Clint's a lifetime Skeeters fan and shows up to every game. Go the Stadium on campus and blend into the tailgate crowd by drinking some 40 oz's.
— In-game description

Hitman
Greg is in the witness protection program and working for Company of Gyros as a mascot. Buy one of each item from the Freckle Bitch's menu and he'll show up to try and sell you on some franchise opportunities for Company of Gyros in his mascot outfit. He'll have bodyguards, so watch out.
— In-game description

Hitman
Apoop is a metrosexual Indian man with two loves: dancing and club sodas. He hangs out at the nightclubs in the Barrio, but only deigns to dance if the floor is crowded. Wait on the dance floor and he's bound to show up.
— In-game description

Hitman
Larry is a white trash producer who made his fortune when he made a reality show about his brother Helmers. Blend into the trailer park crowd by wearing a wifebeater T-shirt (Men's Tank Top) and they'll welcome you as one of their own.Larry will most likely be lounging in a lawnchair drinking a beer, waiting for his royalty checks.
— In-game description

Hitman
Seabaugh is an eccentric genius who wears a pirate outfit whenever he's seen in public. Despite his ridiculous choice in clothing, he's one of Stilwater's power players. Go to the Marina and stop by the pirate ship restaurant; you'll see him soon enough.
— In-game description

Hitman
Mr. Flegel is nothing short of a tattooed war god. He can be found in the Red Light district tattoo parlor but he will only show up to criticize your choice in tattoos after you get one.
— In-game description

Hitman
In some ways Lt. Freeball and I are kindred spirits. I hate poor people and he hates pants. Regardless, he's a disgusting individual and the nephew of my executive producer so he needs to go. If you stir up enough trouble I'm sure the exhibitionist will show up.
— In-game description

Hitman
When he's not sniffing coke off of prostitutes Russell dabbles in archeological studies. Pay him a visit in the Underground Caverns.
— In-game description

Ho Ho Ho Pack
Santa Claus ensemble includes coat, hat, boots and hair. Happy Holidays!
— Description from Xbox Marketplace[125]

Homeland Security
Alright, let's split up, the Row's a big place, and we gotta make sure we smoke all those muthafuckas.
Homeland Security audio
Dex to The Protagonist, after learning of the Carnales' attack on Saint's Row.

Homeland Security
Aw, you're kiddin' me.
— Unused Dex line

Homeland Security
3rd Street!
— Unused black female Saint line

Horror Pack
Join the ranks of the most terrifying dreams with these horrific costumes. The flesh-eating Zombie Outfit will have everyone you meet running for their lives. Even more horrifying is the Slasher Outfit--it's all of your worst nightmares rolled into one. And no Horror Pack would be complete without a full Werewolf Outfit that might just have you howling at the moon.
— DLC Description

Hot and Cold
It looks like these Hotspots are protected by shield generators. Getting near them will be tricky, but you'll have to shut down each one before you can take out the central service point. Which of course is protected by even more Zin, so... good luck with that.
— Kinzie, Hot and Cold introduction

Hot and Cold
It looks like these Hotspots are protected by shield generators. Getting near them will be tricky, but you'll have to shut down each one before you can take out the main hub. Which of course is protected by even more Zin, so good luck with that.
— Kinzie, alternate Hot and Cold introduction

Hot and Cold
Yaaaaaahhhhhhh!
— The Protagonist, "Punching Core Held"

Hot and Cold
See, that works pretty well. Though the real thing might be a bit tougher.
— Kinzie, "Blast Training End"

House Call
I really hate to sound like Johnny, but the best plan I got right now is just to go in there and take Angelo out.
House Call audio
Dex to The Protagonist, during their drive to the Lopez Mansion.

House Call
Hey man, I checked out that address Manuel gave us. It's legit. Pick me up at the church; I want to be there when we take that bastard out.
— Dex, pre-mission phone call

House Call
Here we go. Hey, I'd really appreciate it if you make sure I don't get dead.
— Dex, upon arriving at the mansion.

House Call
This isn't over!
— Angelo, labelled "Defeated"

Http://deckers.die
Is this the best you can do, Agent Kensington? BEGONE!
— Matt, "Banish to"

Http://deckers.die
Take this out and we can go for Matt himself.
— Kinzie, "Attack"

Http://deckers.die
WHY AREN'T YOU DYING!
— Matt, "Destroy"

Http://deckers.die
Alright just... don't die until I figure out how to copy his avatar.
— Kinzie, "Boss"

Http://deckers.die
There's no room for you in my world. Time to die!
— Matt, "Final QTE"

Http://deckers.die
It looks like I underestimated you... hope you know how to read.
— Matt, "Destroy Outer"

Humbolt Park Science Museum
MUSEUM MASSACRE
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Humbolt Park Science Museum
So check it out, you're looking at the Ultor Institute for Science and Innovation. But the place isn't all Jacob's ladders and irrigation shit. In the center of it all are a bunch of servers that run the Ronin's web porn ring. Those assholes are making serious bank off of their sites, so if you can take those bad boys out the Ronin are definitely gonna be hurting.
Humbolt Park Science Museum intro phone call SR2 VOC SP 01136
— Pierce

I'm Free - Free Falling
Wait, wh- ASSHOLE!
— Shaundi, as The Protagonist releases her

I'm Free - Free Falling
Oh God, we're going to die.
— Shaundi, "Gat Find"

I'm Free - Free Falling
I hope you guys are moving fast, this door isn't gonna hold much longer...
— Gat, "Gat"

Imperial Square Pagodas
Shop owners caught in crossfire
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline[158]

Imperial Square Pagodas
The Brother[159] ain't exactly tacticians but they got at least one thing right. Getting paid to do nothin' is love. If we wanna be major players we gotta get some protection rackets goin', and we might as well start with a neighborhood that loves to pay out: Chinatown
Imperial Square Pagodas intro phone call SR2 VOC SP 01140
— Pierce, introducing the "Imperial Square Pagodas" Stronghold.

Imperial Square Pagodas
The Brotherhood has got the people in Chinatown scared shitless, practically all the stores pay protection money to Maero. You gotta show those people that they're payin' the wrong gang. Toss some stores in Chinatown, those shop keepers can't be too hard to break.
— Carlos, unused stronghold introduction

Imperial Square Pagodas
The guy running the Brotherhood protection rackets owns the Pagoda Hotel...shake him down and everyone else will fold.
Imperial Square Pagodas - Pagoda Hotel SR2 VOC SP 02135
— Shaundi, informing The Protagonist about the Pagoda Hotel.

Incinerator
I love the look and feel of both of the brute weapons, but the Incinerator is my favorite by far. It's just cool the way that the brute wields it and how it perfectly fits his bulky body but when the player picks it up it is ENORMOUS. Animation and design did a great job conveying the sense of weight you feel when you pick it up and start to walk around with it.
— Seth Hawk[160]

Incinerator
That ... thing ... it scares me.
— TF2 Flamethrower Default description

Incinerator
It's just like the blue one, only red!
— TF2 Flamethrower Red Team description

Incinerator
It's just like the red one, only blue!
— TF2 Flamethrower Blu Team description

Incinerator
Do you believe in magic?
— TF2 Rainblower Default description

Incinerator
Reliable Excavation and Demolition ... represent!
— TF2 Rainblower Red Team description

Incinerator
Builders League United forever!
— TF2 Rainblower Blu Team description

Industrial Map Pack
This fast paced level takes place in an abandoned factory. Available for Gangster Brawl and Big Ass Chains.
— Official Description [161][162]

Inflato-Ray
Inflates people.
— Weapon Description[163]

Inflato-Ray
'Pop' goes the bad guy!
— Inflato-Ray default skin description[164]

Inflato-Ray
Inflate 'em ... like a boss!
— Inflato-Ray Gold-Plated skin description[165]

Inflato-Ray
It's a purple people popper.
— Inflato-Ray Purple skin description[166]

Insurance Fraud
Throw your self into harm's way to earn cash and respect.
— Insurance Fraud introduction in Saints Row 2[167]

Invincible Pack
More cheats than you'll know what to do with. Never worry about dying or running out of ammo! Unlock the Get Down Cheat that makes you ultra limber. Super Saints gives you better guns and better health while Ultimate Clip ensures that you're always ready to fire. Get Infinite Mass for your vehicle plus Super Explosions and you'll be ready for anything!
— Steam

Jail Bait
Freed inmates wish they'd stay in jail
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Jailbreak
Coma victim wakes up, kills way to freedom
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Jailbreak
We can either try to sneak out through the roof, or charge out the front, your call...
Carlos 227 Jailbreak choice
— Carlos, offering The Protagonist a choice after killing the doctor

Jailbreak
We can either try to sneak out through the roof, or charge out the front, your call...
Carlos 227 Jailbreak choice
— Carlos, offering The Protagonist a choice after killing the doctor

Jailbreak
Follow me, I know the way out...
— Carlos, after killing the first guards during the Tutorial

Jailbreak
OK, we gotta climb these pipes up to the roof...
— Carlos, after following him through the door during the Tutorial

Jailbreak
Maybe going out the front door wouldn'tve been such a bad idea after all...
— Carlos, after firing a gun on the roof.

Jailbreak
Well, it sounds like they found the body...
— Carlos, at the third waypoint during the Tutorial

Jailbreak
If we make our way down, we can get to the docks and take a boat off this fuckin' island...
— Carlos, at the bottom of the fire escape during the Tutorial

Jailbreak
We don't got time to dick around, we gotta get to the docks before we get caught!
— Carlos, when exploring in the wrong direction during the tutorial escape

Jailbreak
Let's get to the docks, I can drive us outta here...
— Carlos, when opening the front door of the Infirmary

Jailbreak
Take whatever you can find, we got a lotta guards to go through...
— Carlos, after reaching the Armory door

Jailbreak
Get in the boat, I'm drivin'.
— Carlos, upon arriving at the dock

Jailbreak
Man the gun, I'm gonna get us outta here!
— Carlos, after the boat portion begins

Jailbreak
If we're goin' out the front we're gonna have to take the guard's room first, it's the only way to open the door...
— Carlos unused dialogue line during the non-tutorial escape

Jailbreak
If we're gonna get outta here we're gonna need some weapons, let's go to the guards room.
— Carlos unused dialogue line during the non-tutorial escape

Jailbreak
You really think you can get outta here without weapons? We should go back and hit the armory first...
— Carlos unused dialogue line during the non-tutorial escape

Jailbreak
We can't jump down from here, we gotta go back...
— Carlos inaccessible dialogue triggered by armory catwalk during the non-tutorial escape.

Jailbreak
You see that door under the stairs? It leads to a maintence hall...if we get the key we can use it to get to the roof...
— Carlos unused dialogue line during the tutorial escape

Jailbreak
Let's stay away from those spot lights...
— Carlos unused dialogue during the tutorial escape

Jane Austen
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that every now and again a situation arises that defies explanation. And so it was with the ascension of the Third Street Saints.
Jane Austen Zero Saints Thirty
— Jane Austen, during the introduction of Saints Row IV.[168]

Jane Austen
Zinyak was fascinated with Earth culture, he made it a point to go back and build a menagerie of his favorite humans.
— Zinjai, alluding to Zinyak's abduction of Austen.[169]

Jane Austen
For nearly a decade we've watched the Saints as they rose from humble beginnings to becoming an unstoppable force of nature. In that time we've seen how the Saints rose to power, we've seen how the Saints enact vengeance, we've even seen how the Saints united both humanity and velociraptors. But for the first time ever, I share with you the most important story yet. For this, my friends, is How the Saints Save Christmas.
— Jane Austen in the introduction for How the Saints Save Christmas.

Jane Austen
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that every now and again a situation arises that defies explanation. And so it was with the ascension of the Third Street Saints. When the Saints made their presence known to the world in 2006, they were decried for being pretenders to the throne. The people were confused. Were the Saints sociopathic killing machines hell-bent on destruction? Or puckish rogues living a life of mirth and whimsy? The Saints needed clarity of purpose, and so the course was set... More fun, less mercy killing. This simple choice revitalized the Saints, transforming them from a degenerate street gang into beloved pop culture icons. But even then the Saints were not satisfied... For it's one thing to be revered as a hero, it is another to be a hero. And that, my friends, is where our journey begins.
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— Jane Austen, during the introduction to the game.[168]

Jane Austen
When historians look back on the fall of the Zin Empire, this will be the defining moment. An act that was supposed to demoralize, galvanized; and a course was set that the Saints could never back down from. But even more monumental is this: if the Earth was not destroyed, pragmatism would have won over desperation and the Saints would never have been reunited with the most dangerous man in all of history: Johnny Gat. But ever as always, I'm getting ahead of myself...like all good stories, the second act begins with a call to action and the building of a robot.
— Jane Austen, prefacing the second act of the game.[170]

Jane Austen
Dante said that the lowest circle of Hell was reserved for betrayers, but it's important to remember that it's the storyteller who decides who the hero is, not morality. But while philosophers will spend years debating the ethics of "The Kinzie Gambit", the Saints had a less charitable view...
— Jane Austen, following Keith David's betrayal.[171]

Jane Valderamma
It's been a while. You look good.
— Jane Valderamma upon meeting the Saints after Killbane's interview[172]

Jenny
Oh my God are you kidding me? My first feature and I'm starring opposite the leader of the Saints!
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— Jenny upon meeting The Protagonist[28]

Jessica
Let me tell you about Jessica Parish, a girl from Stilwater who ran away from home to be with her tough-guy boyfriend. Jessica thought her life was pretty sweet, until a gang banger kidnapped her, threw her in the trunk of a car, and laughed as her boyfriend crushed her in a monster truck rally. If Jessica Parish was your daughter...how far would you want me to go?
— Cyrus Temple, during his opening speech about the STAG Initiative.

Jessica
Let me tell you about Jessica Parish, a girl from Stilwater who ran away from home to be with her tough-guy boyfriend. Jessica thought her life was pretty sweet, until a gang banger kidnapped her, threw her in the trunk of a car, and laughed as her boyfriend crushed her in a monster truck rally. If Jessica Parish was your daughter...how far would you want me to go?
— Cyrus Temple, during his opening speech about the STAG Initiative.[173]

Jimmy Torbitson
Local boy Jimmy Torbitson, age 17, wows record crowd at the Steelport Science Fair.
Genkibowl VII News ticker[174]

Johnny Gat
You can never have too many guns.
— Johnny Gat[175]

Johnny Gat
So you're Julius' new boy huh? You don't look like much. Then again, I don't look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we're both full of surprises.
— Johnny Gat to The Protagonist[55][176]

Johnny Gat
It's said by some, to be the trial of the century. A notorious member of a gang once known as "The 3rd Street Saints", Johnny Gat was arrested last year in an assassination attempt against then decorated police officer Troy Bradshaw. In the resulting trial, Gat was convicted of one count of attempted murder, and a staggering three hundred eighty seven counts of 1st degree murder...promptly sending him to death row. Over the past year Gat's legal team has filed appeal after appeal-
— Jane Valderamma

Johnny Gat
It's time we went back home and buried Johnny.
— The Protagonist, after blowing up the Syndicate Tower in "The Belgian Problem"

Johnny Gat
Johnny's dead because he thought he could do everything on his own.
— Viola DeWynter

Johnny Gat
Yeah, a coma and 3 friends dead...it really worked out for you...
— Viola during Nyte Blayde's Return

Johnny Gat
Johnny Gat alive? Rumors circulate about the notorious gangster's fate.
News ticker

Johnny Gat
Risking life and limb, mild mannered reporter Jane Valderama conducted a provocative interview with a rogue Ultor scientist who identified herself only as Tera. For those who missed it, Valderama's fearless live interview with the deranged microbiologist will be repeated tonight following "Blood In, Blood Out: The Johnny Gat Story"..
— Commercial for interview between Jane Valderama and Tera Patrick.[177]

Johnny Gat
Lets kill some shit
[when?]

Johnny Gat
Of course I'm up for some carnage
— Johnny when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
All you had to do was ask
— Johnny when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
What the hell was that for?
— Johnny when hit by The Protagonist and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Damn it hit someone else!
— Johnny when hit by The Protagonist and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Hey you forget who I am?
— Johnny when hit by The Protagonist and gaining hate in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Why's everyone think they can fuck with the Saints? Don't they know anything?
— One of Johnny's idle comments referring to how people keep on fighting the Saints and always fails in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Looks like Shaundi did alright without me. I'm proud of that girl
— One of Johnny's idle comments revealing how impressed he is with how well Shaundi carried on without his help in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
At least we ain't doing commercials and shit anymore
— One of Johnny's idle comments expressing how glad he is that the Saints are no longer acting as public icons in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Just wish I could have seen Loren's face when the Boss killed that asshole
— One of Johnny's idle comments reguarding the fate of Phillipe Loren in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
It's not like anyone saw me die right, heh
— One of Johnny's idle comments referring to his retconned death in the Saints Row: The Third mission I'm Free - Free Falling in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
I swear there's something different about the Boss's hair
— One of Johnny's idle comments referencing to The Protagonist's appearance change in the Saints Row 2 mission Appointed Defender in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Zinyak thought I was dangerous before, he's in for a real fucking surprise
— One of Johnny's idle comments in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Zinyak thought he could fuck with my head, he's got another thing coming
— One of Johnny's idle comments in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Fine whatever
— Johnny when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
Call if you need me
— Johnny when being dismissed in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
I swear there's something different about the boss' hair
— One of Johnny's idle comments in Saints Row IV

Johnny Gat
I'd never say this to the Boss... but sometimes I wish I could just start over. Tabula Rasa. A whole new plot. An entirely different life.
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— Johnny Gat

Joseph Price
These streets were ours before those bitches from the Row showed up! And when they stepped, what did we do? They fucked up our race, and we just took it. They fucked up our deliveries, and we just took it. And now they killed my Uncle, and who knows what the fuck they did to Donnie. Now, I'm only gonna say this once. We're not gonna sit here and fuckin' take it. [...] Light 'em up, boys. We're burning Saint's Row to the ground.
No Time to Mourn audio
— Joseph Price, declaring war on the 3rd Street Saints.[178]

Julius
You ready for this, playa?
— Julius to The Protagonist during his test[179]

Julius
So does Julius ever talk about growing up in Sunnyvale? What, you thought he was from the Row? The problem with burying the past is that you forget about it, you know what I'm sayin?
— Benjamin King

Julius
Every muthafucka here knows what we need to do. Those bitches be ridin' around, thinkin' they own these streets. I don't care what flags they're flyin'... Rollerz, Carnales, Vice Kings... no one's makin' this nigga scared to walk the Row. We 'bout to lock this shit down... right now.
— Julius declaring war

Julius
Now a blast from the past - Julius Little!
— Super powered Fight Club announcer.

Jyunichi
Don't worry, I'll take care of it...like always.
— Jyunichi to Shogo Akuji

Jyunichi
I don't take much pleasure in this.
— Jyunichi after taking Aisha hostage.[180]

Jyunichi
If you're calm, help us find the money, and do what I say... I give you my word you will live.
— Jyunichi after taking Aisha hostage.[180]

Jyunichi
I hope you put up a fight
Jyunichi 422 I hope you put up a fight
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
You'll fall like Gat.
Jyunichi 423 You'll fall like Gat
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
How many of you do I have to kill?
Jyunichi 424 How many of you do I have to kill
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
I fear no man.
Jyunichi 425 I fear no man
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
Bow before the Ronin!
Jyunichi 426 Bow before the Ronin
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
This is where you die!
Jyunichi 427 This is where you die
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
I've been waiting for a real fight
Jyunichi 428 I've been waiting for a real fight
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
Die with some honor.
Jyunichi 432 Die with some honor
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
You're worthy to die by my hand
Jyunichi 433 You're worthy to die by my hand
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

Jyunichi
That won't stop me
Jyunichi 434 That won't stop me
— Jyunichi to The Protagonist[181]

K-8 Krukov
The working-man's assault rifle.
— Weapon description[6]

K-8 Krukov
The working-man's assault rifle.
— K-8 Krukov level 1

K-8 Krukov
Increase damage. Red dot sight improves fine-aim accuracy.
— K-8 Krukov level 2

K-8 Krukov
Increase rate of fire and the size of your clips
— K-8 Krukov level 3

K-8 Krukov
Attached grenade launcher shoots grenades farther and faster. Box magazine holds more ammo.
— K-8 Krukov level 4

K6 Krukov
Hey man, you're a better shot. You take the AK, I'll take the wheel. We gotta fuck that plane up good.
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— Dex, during the mission "What Goes Up..."

KA-1 Kobra
What you're usually dodging when the cops show up.
— Weapon description[5]

KA-1 Kobra
What you're usually dodging when the cops show up.
— KA-1 Kobra level 1

KA-1 Kobra
Increase the size of your clips.
— KA-1 Kobra level 2

KA-1 Kobra
Suppressor increases damage and reduces recoil.
— KA-1 Kobra level 3

KA-1 Kobra
Laser sight improves hip-firing accuracy. Armor-piercing bullets pass through armor.
— KA-1 Kobra level 4

Kanto Connection
Kanto closed for remodeling
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Kanto Connection
Die with some honor.
— Jyunichi

Katie
Right, so here's the thing, after like 2 years of doing laundry for my boss, he finally allowed me to cast tonight's episode of Fuzz.
FUZZ and Katie
— Katie

Kazuo Akuji
Be thankful for the merciful deaths you and your rabble are receiving... it's nothing compared to what I will do to the Saints when I'm through here.
— Kazuo Akuji[182]

Kazuo Akuji
Kazuo Akuji's is the father of Shogo Akuji, the asshole who's runnin' the Ronin. This guy's a fuckin' boogey man. When I was in jail I would listen to some of the Ronin talk about what this guy did in Japan...it's not pretty.
Johnny Gat, during the Gracious Hosts cutscene.[183]

Kazuo Akuji
When I escape, the world will not be big enough for you to hide in.
— Kazuo Akuji's last words after being stabbed by The Protagonist[184]

Kazuo Akuji
Did you really think you could match my skill?
— Kazuo Akuji after he defeats The Protagonist with his Samurai Sword[185]

Kazuo Akuji
My English must not be as good as I thought it was...it sounded like you were giving me an order.
— Kazuo Akuji during a conversation with Dane Vogel[186]

Kazuo Akuji
He's dead, Shogo. Jyunichi is dead and all I'm left with is you.
— Kazuo Akuji acknowledging the death of Jynuichi[187]

Kazuo Akuji
You will die here...
Kazuo 456 You will die here
— Kazuo Akuji [when?]

Kazuo Akuji
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Kazuo Akuji
O mai lo jin bai sla! (you rather die!)
Kazuo 462 Japanese
— Kazuo Akuji [when?]

Kazuo Akuji
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Kazuo Akuji
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Keith David
Having conquered stage and screen as an award-winning actor, Keith David went looking for new challenges. He found plenty when he signed on as the Boss' running mate. He helped secure the votes of the key thespian demographic and continues to serve his country as a level-headed counterpart to the sometimes misunderstood President.
— Description of Keith David from the Saints Row Website.[188]

Keith David
I was 12 hours into Dead Island when the Zin attacked. Now I'll never finish. I won't forgive them for that.
— Keith on The Ship

Kia
I don't want to arrest you, it won't solve anything. People need to wake up and see the threat that scum like you are to innocent people.
— Kia to The Protagonist[189]

Kiki DeWynter
They're the number two in the Syndicate [...] If they weren't around, everything would descend into chaos.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third describing Kiki and her sister Viola

Killbane
When these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won't be an appeal to God. It'll be "Thank you, Killbane."
Walking Apocalypse end quote
— Killbane to The Protagonist[190]

Killbane
He's obsessed with his legacy [...] In some ways, he's like a dark mirror to the player.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third

Killbane
They call me... Killbane... The Walking Apocalypse. In the ring, I'm a goddamn legend, but the streets are where the real battles are fought... and my Luchadores are the soldiers that fight them. The Saints might've owned Stilwater, but Steelport belongs to The Syndicate.
— Killbane in "The Walking Apocalypse" trailer[190]

Killbane
The barbarians are at the gate--we need a general not an ambassador!
— Killbane at the end of Return to Steelport

Killbane
It's my fucking reputation! This is my city! I am its Caesar! ...and I get to fiddle while it burns...
— Killbane after "Murderbrawl XXXI", alluding to Nero Caesar fiddling during the Great Fire of Rome

Killbane
No one will remember me? You were a fucking clown, selling energy drinks and lunch boxes. You didn't care about the crowd, just the paycheck. And I changed that.
— Killbane to The Protagonist during "Three Way".

Killbane
Mark my words - when these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won't be an appeal to God or a message of love to your family. It'll be "Thank you, Killbane."
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— Killbane to The Protagonist during "Three Way".[191]

Killbane
The best? The best is beating Sway the Spider-God in a Tijuana Scaffold Match. The best is defending the world title 13 times in one night. The best is winning a last man standing match with two broken legs...Trust me little Icarus: you're flying too close to the sun.
— Killbane to The Protagonist during "A Remote Chance"

King's Grocery
A lot of VKs have been seen goin' in and out of a grocery store. I don't think those muthafuckas are buyin' 1% so go over there and figure out what's goin' on.
King's Grocery introduction
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

King Me
From leader of the Vice Kings, to best-selling self-help book author, to the President's Chief of Staff; there are few people who've done as much as Benjamin King. And to think I almost tried to kill him back in Stilwater before his own lieutenants staged their little coup. Guess it worked out for him.
— The Protagonist, "Ben King Flashback"

King Me
Watches. I got watches here. Yo, hey man, this shit'll cost you six hundred dollars in the store. Oh whatever, man... Watches, yo I got watches.
— Generic, "SR1 Watch Guy"

King Me
Hey baby, I could show you a good time.
— Generic, "SR1 Hooker"

King Me
Oh hell no!
— Generic, "SR1 VK 1"

King Me
Man, fuck the Rollerz. Levar, you gonna let those bitches disrespect us?
— Generic, "SR1 VK 2"

King Me
Shit, whatchu think?
— Generic, "SR1 VK 3"

King Me
Tanya thinks you bitches can take me out? My name is Benjamin muthafuckin King!
— Ben King, "King Attack"

King Me
That's Anthony! Let's kill his punk ass!
— Ben King, "Big Tony Arrives"

Kinzie's Adventures
Cyrus is gonna pay for that fucking poodle skirt.
— Quest description

Kinzie's Adventures
Cyrus Temple. That government thug has been a thorn in my side for far too long. As if he wasn't bad enough in real life, the even more messed-up virtual one has invaded the simulation. We're going to Sierra Point to destroy his base and end him once and for all.
— Kinzie Kensington

Kinzie's Adventures
Aaargh! I will not be your fucking slave you piece of shit! Aaarrgh! I'm done.
— Kinzie, "Kinzie Kills Cyrus"

Kinzie Kensington
The misanthropic former FBI agent may seem an odd choice to interact with the media, but Kinzie's genius-level problem solving and natural savvy come in handy when selling the President's controversial policies to the press.
— The Saints Row website, regarding her background as of Saints Row IV.[192]

Kinzie Kensington
Were Kinzie here, I'd pour out my heart.
— Oleg, during Three Way

Kinzie Kensington
Totally agree. We should be using, like, that Navajo code dialect...
— Kinzie to The Protagonist.[193]

Kinzie Kensington
I'm waiting to see if you were sent to kill me.
— Kinzie to The Protagonist upon being rescued.[194]

Kinzie Kensington
You call it motion-controlled gaming, I call it putting a corporate-controlled monitoring device in your living room.
— One of Kinzie's many sayings when recruited as a homie in Saints Row: The Third.

Kinzie Kensington
Maybe you're as good as they say.
— Kinzie complementing The Protagonist.

Kinzie Kensington
I used to date a guy who did that.
— Kinzie when "Bo-duke-en" into a car.

Kinzie Kensington
Meh. I've seen better.
— When The Protagonist kills an enemy in Saints Row: The Third.

Kinzie Kensington
This is why I don't go out.
— when enemy reinforcements are approaching in Saints Row: The Third.

Kinzie Kensington
The place you're in isn't real! You have to break free.
— Kinzie during the "War for Humanity" trailer.

Kinzie Kensington
The President's words were taken out of context.
— Kinzie on The Protagonist's actions as President.[195]

Kinzie Kensington
My people have a home.
— One of Kinzie's Commentaries, when looking at "Furries only bar - Time Furr a Burr" billboard in The Kennel, The Den district

Kinzie Kensington
I'm just saying: I'd fuck Dane.
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— Kinzie idle line in Saints Row IV

Laser Cannon
Rifle Reserved For The Elite Space Amazon Warriors
— Weapon Description

Laser Pistol
Sidearm of choice for Space Amazon soldiers
— Weapon Description

Lasergun Arm
A brutally-effective street-sweeper of alien design.
— Weapon Description[196]

Lasergun Arm
Terminate your enemies.

Lasergun Arm
Truly heavy metal.

Laundry Day
Money laundering scheme uncovered
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline

Laundry Day
You got a grenade launcher on that thing right? Use the damn thing!
— Fence

Laundry Day
Jesus, the Ronin are still coming!
— Fence

Laura
Don't worry sweetie, when it comes to drugs or snicker doodles I'm the best.
— Laura[197]

Laura
If you think that's bad, you should see what my 16 year old can do
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— One of Laura's random Homie remarks during Saints Row

Learning Computer
Man, this shit just ain't fair.
— Pierce, "Decker Roadblocks"

Learning Computer
We better get in there before they take that thing.
— Pierce, "Get In"

Learning Computer
Damn, there's even more in here.
— Pierce, "M15"

Learning Computer
She wasn't kidding about reinforcements. Looks like the crew has this shit under control.
— Pierce, "Reaction to Exiting"

Leather & Lace
Hey look, one of my favorite shops in town is on the list. Hack it open in case I need to pick anything up there later
— Kinzie, before the player hacks Leather & Lace

Legal Lee
Anyone hit and need a lawyer?
— Legal Lee after The Protagonist interrupted Johnny Gat's court.[198]

Legal Lee
My lawyer Legal Lee figured out a way to get some gold level clients a fast track out of Hell. The more abuse you put these guys through, the more years we can shave off. Lee suggested running clients through the designated intersections to boost their punishment.
— Legal Lee mentioned by Dane Vogel during the introduction of the "Torment Fraud" Activity in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell.

Letters to Santa
Dear Santa,

You know I'm a man of few words and simple pleasures so I'll get right to it.

1. A few cases of Saints Flow. I'm not picky about the flavor, I like them all. Oh, I know, go for the variety packs!
2. A copy of all my commercials I did back on Earth. I'd like to have them for my portfolio just in case we come across some intergalactic talent agency that's looking for new up-and-coming onscreen actors. I know I'd kill it in outer space!
3. A full set of high-end recording equipment. You know, pre-amps, microphones, vintage Studer A-180 Reel to Reel Recorder, keyboards, etc. You'd think of being advanced alien technology they'd have good equipment but serious this Zin stuff is crap.
4. If anyone else asked for a life-sized Saints Flow can with arms and legs and stuff, DO NOT GET IT FOR THEM! They just want to put it in my bunk while I sleep so when I wake up I freak the hell out.

I think that's about it. I'm totally cool if I don't get all this stuff, so don't sweat it if you can't find the Saints Flow.

But item 4 is a must. Seriously, that's just not cool.

Pierce Washington
Pierce's letter

Letters to Santa
Dear Santa,

As I'm absolutely positive you would agree I've been "nice" this year I wanted to send you a list of desired presents I would love to find tucked under my tree come Christmas. Feel free to bring me as many of these as you would like, though the more you do the better I can continue to save the collective rear-ends of the Saints and humanity. Here they are, in no particular order.

1. Prototype computer processor capable of quadrillions of instructions per second (the government has one in a secret lab somewhere)
2. Neural interface for my laptop so I can connect it directly to my brain (also in a secret government lab, though I think it's a different lab)
3. Research on existence of alien technologies so I can compare it to the Zin tech (loop up Area 31, the secret government base that all Area 51 alien research was taken to after the public became too curious)
4. Nanite technology specs from the government's secret program on...

Ok, actually, I'll make this easier for you: if it's tech based and comes from secret government research labs that even the President doesn't know about, then I want it. I KNOW I can put it to better use than they've been since they couldn't even bother to stop the Zin from invading in the first place. Oh, and one more thing. A new leather harness and swing for...personal use.

Kinzie Kensington
Kinzie's letter

Letters to Santa
Santa,

In order to stop the Zin here and any that may still exist in the galaxy beyond our own solar system I require the following items:

- The tactical layout of all Zin ship classes and battle stations
- All access codes and physical keys for any area on said ships or stations
- A complete account of all battle strategies used by the Zin Empire both currently and in the past

If you're willing to throw a personal request in there I'd really like some ear plugs to keep Pierce's singing out of my head while I try to concentrate on my training.

With Love,
Asha
Asha's letter

Letters to Santa
To the one known as Santa,

If I have been informed correctly then you are willing to accept letters which dictate requests for gifts by those who believe in you. As I am one who believes in such a concept then I am sending you this list for the upcoming Holiday Season.

1. A robotic form complete with arms, legs, synthetic skin and fully functioning human anatomy
2. If option 1 is not possible, then the following would be acceptable substitues

a. A wider variety of attachable tools for my metal shell
b. A modular voice program so I may sound like any individual I wish
c. A detachable wireless camera so I may spy on any room in the ship undetected
d. Weapons of any kind so I may not feel as vulnerable
e. Fun Shaundi downloaded into my own memory matrix so I may have someone to talk to, even if only in my mind
f. Extra strength lubricant

CID
CID's letter

Letters to Santa
Santa

Bring me the following

- 4 .45 Fletcher heavy pistols
- 2 9MM Tactical pistols
- 2 Deacon 12-Gauge shotguns
- A crate of SWAT SMGs
- 2 crates of Shokolov AR rifles
- 1 J7 Rocket Launcher with as many crates of ammo as you can find
- 1 Knifethrower
- 6 large knives
- 2 small knives
- 4 containers of hair gel

Gat
Johnny Gat's letter

Letters to Santa
Dear Santa,

I know it's been rough for the human race right now, which is why I think sending this letter is so important. It reminds us all of the collective joy and happiness this time of the year brings, even to those who are facing as much adversity as we are.

So with that in mind I have a few things I'd like to request if you have the time to deliver them. If not, I understand, Santa.

- A nice fountain pen that's refillable
- A nice yellow scarf
- A tailored silk suit
- A box of cigars, I'm sure you remember my brand Santa

And that's all. I'm sorry I won't have the cookies you like from that corner bakery this year, but I hope you understand. Once we find a good kitchen and some supplies out here in space I'll see about whipping up a few batches of chocolate chip for you.

Warmest Holiday Regards,
Benjamin King
Ben King's letter

Letters to Santa
Dear Santa,

I know I wasn't always a "good girl" in the past, but I'd like to think I've changed for a better this year. Really hoping I made it onto the nice list, because if Pierce did and I didn't then I'd never hear the end of it. Plus I think you'll find my wish list to be rather short and totally in the spirit of the Holidays, so here it goes!

I wish for you to give my younger self the best Christmas she's ever had.

I know, not what even I expected to say but here's the thing; I never had a good Christmas after my family left as I'm sure you of all people know, Santa. I was either too stoned out of my mind or too busy being with awful boyfriends who never really cared.

I just thought it'd be nice for younger me to experience a good Holiday like she used to. After all, I was kinda mean to her when I found her in the simulation, but I've totally realized she's still a part of me that I needed to accept. And I know how much it would've meant to me to get gifts that didn't come from the gas station or some back alley light bulb.

So that's it. Just make her happy and I'll be happy.

Forever Hopeful,
Shaundi

P.S. Oh, and in case you didn't know, she's stuck in the simulation so you'll probably have to go in there to deliver the presents. Or get Kinzie to program them in. Either way works. Thanks!
Shaundi's letter

Letters to Santa
Dear Santa Claus,

If you find the time to stop by and drop presents off under our tree aboard the ship then I would really like the following items.

- The Complete Nyte Blayde DVD Collector's Edition boxed set
- The Secrets of the Cyprian Order Collector's Edition book (signed by the show's writers!)
- "Villians of the Nyte", the fan compendium of the many evils Nyte Blayde has faced over the years
- The Nyte Blayde Swimsuit Limited Edition comic book
- One dakimakura with The Bloody Canoness, one with Marion and one with Nyte Blayde
- And one of everything Kinzie wants as well

Your fan,
Matt Miller
Matt Miller's letter

Letters to Santa
Santa,

I'll make this simple. All I want this year is one thing: get me off this ship. Seriously, I signed up for 4 years as Vice President. This shit here is ridiculous.

Keith David
Keith David's letter

Letters to Santa
Dear Santa,

You've taught me more about the Holiday Spirit then I've ever thought possible. Thank you. I'm new to this whole Christmas List thing, so bear with me.

1. Whatever Pierce wants, it'll make him happy, I'm good with that.
2. Whatever Shaundi wants, I'm sure she has her reasons so probably worth letting her have that.
3. Whatever Keith wants he's certainly worked to deserve, so that's good for him.
4. Whatever Ben wants is probably stuff most of us find boring, but if it makes him smile then go for it.
5. Whatever Kinzie wants I'm sure will benefit us all in the end, so I'm guessing we'd all like her to have it.
6. Whatever Gat wants give it to him. Trust me, it's easier that way.
7. Whatever Asha wants I'm sure she thinks is important and all, but make sure to throw in something nice and fun for her too. Maybe then she can relax a bit.
8. Whatever Matt wants I suppose it's ok to let him have. Just don't tell me what it is and I'll probably be happier that way.
9. Whatever CID wants...I'd probably check to make sure it's safe first. He has some odd tastes.
10. And for me, a pony. That's the standard first gift to ask for, right?

Still Full of Holiday Spirit,
The Boss

P.S. And I'm sorry I was such a Grinch (whatever that means as nobody bothered to explain it to me yet) and said "Fuck Santa" before. I didn't mean it. Well, I did mean it at the time, but now I don't.
The Boss's letter

Liberation
Hey, meet me at the pool hall. The Rollerz are getting into something big.
Liberation audio
Lin to The Protagonist, in a phone call.

Liberation
Hey, meet me at the pool hall. The Rollerz are getting into something big.
— Lin, pre-mission phone call

Lin
Assholes. I swear to God, we're not going to be able to kill these bastards fast enough.
— Lin, Just a Girl Cutscene

Lin
I asked Lin to hook up with the Rollerz. We don't know much about these fuckas, so I wanted one of us on the inside.
Julius, informing the 3rd Street Saints of Lin's actions.[199]

Lin
I don't like the idea of Lin going undercover, you roll with people long enough and pretty soon you start thinkin' like 'em...
Troy, noting his concern about Lin to The Protagonist.[200]

Lin
Lin was working with the Saints. Now would you give me a hand? This car is heavy... Donnie, where are you going?
— William Sharp's revelation to Donnie, following him shooting Lin and The Protagonist with a .44 Shepherd.

Lin
Did you hear that asshole Donnie? He said I was his girl.
Lin's final words
— Lin's final words.[201]

Live! With Killbane
Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it, I'll explain when you're airborne.
— Kinzie, "Mission"

Live! With Killbane
Great, they're running. We must've spooked them.
— Shaundi, "Spooked News"

Loa Dust
Loa Dust has been crippling the Colombian's profits
Luz 3492 Loa Dust has been crippling the Colombian's profits
— Luz, during Drug Trafficking

Loa Dust
Loa Dust has been crippling the Colombian's profits
Luz 3492 Loa Dust has been crippling the Colombian's profits
— Luz, during Drug Trafficking

Luz
Bullshit, that's last year's fall collection.
— The Protagonist

Luz
I can't believe Luz is still wearing last season's heels...
— Tanya Winters

Luz
Eh, I always thought she was a bitch.
— Hector Lopez

Luz
That's a lotta woman you got there, Angelo
— Manuel Orejuela

Luz
Angelo, I need you to go to the lab tonight. One of our shipments didn't arrive, and I want to make sure no one's skimming off the top.
— Hector Lopez

Luz
Angelo, you promised we'd go shopping tonight.
— Luz

Luz
Senorita, a moment. If Angelo is busy, I can take you out tonight.
— Manuel Orejuela

Luz
Manuel, you worry too much, everything is under control.
— Hector Lopez

Luz
Victor, listen to me very carefully. I don't give a fuck about the drugs, I don't give a fuck about Orejuela--
— Angelo Lopez

Luz
Can you at least tell me where Manuel is?
— Luz

Luz
Angelo, you promised we'd go shopping tonight.
— Luz to Angelo Lopez[202]

Luz
It looks like you're running off to get killed.
— Luz to Angelo Lopez[203]

Luz
I-- I-- was supposed to leave with Angelo.
— Luz to Dex[204]

Luz
So what am I supposed to do now?
— Luz to Dex[204]

Luz
Can you at least tell me where Manuel is?
— Luz to Dex[204]

Luz
These gangs have nothing on Los Carnales.
Luz 3424 These gangs have nothing on Los Carnales
— Luz to The Protagonist during Drug Trafficking

Luz
So where did you pick up fashion, anyway?
Luz 3487 Where did you pick up fashion anyway
— Luz to The Protagonist during Drug Trafficking

Luz
Did I ever tell you Victor was a friend of Maero's? It was a tattoo thing.
Luz 3421 Victor was a friend of Maeros
— Luz to The Protagonist during Drug Trafficking

Luz
I just wanted to set the record straight; those shoes were not last season!
Luz 3486 Those shoes were not last season
— Luz to The Protagonist during Drug Trafficking

Luz
At least the Carnales had a touch of class.
Luz 3416 At least the Carnales had a touch of class
— Luz to The Protagonist during Drug Trafficking

Luz
Okay, Manual's got me on a tight schedule so let's get going
SR2 VOC SP 03485 Luz Manual

M2 Grenade Launcher
Launch a plethora of grenades for maximum explosions.
— Weapon description

M2 Grenade Launcher
Increase ammo capacity. Grenades stick to what they hit.
— M2 Grenade Launcher level 2

M2 Grenade Launcher
Increase ammo capacity.
— M2 Grenade Launcher level 3

M2 Grenade Launcher
Increase ammo capacity.
— M2 Grenade Launcher level 4

Maero
You really think that a couple washed up bangers like you and Gat have a chance against the Brotherhood?
Maero - First Impressions
— Maero, during his first meeting with The Protagonist[205]

Maero
Your little buddy screamed like a bitch when we trussed him up... How 'bout you bitch? You gonna scream?
— Maero to The Protagonist during "The Siege"

Maero
Who the fuck do the Saints think they are turning me down.
— Maero

Maero
Did I ever tell you that Victor was a friend of Maero's? It was a tattoo thing.
Luz Avalos in Drug Trafficking, revealing Maero's past.

Maero
What kind of city doesn't have Freckle Bitch's?
— Maero, when called as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Maero
I miss Jessica.
— One of Maero's Idle lines in Saints Row IV

Maero
If I can kill Maero, what chances do you have?
— Protagonist Male Voice 2, when killing civilians or enemies after Maero's death.[206]

Magarac Island
The city of Joe Steel may have fallen on hard times...

Marshall Winslow
Why are you doin' this? I'm from Saint's Row myself...
— Mayor Winslow to The Protagonist[82]

Marshall Winslow
Hello Stilwater. This is Marshall Winslow - your mayor. Like you, I'm deeply concerned about the problem of violent crime in our streets and I have dedicated this administration to solving the problem. Now, Alderman Hughes believes the best way to fight violence is with more violence, turning our police force into an urban army. But crime is nothing new; why, when I was growing up in Stilwater, we had more than our share of gunplay and robbery. The threat of prison didn't deter street-toughs back then, and it doesn't now. My initiative to revitalize poor or urban areas, however, holds a real promise. With local rehabilitation and education programs, our young people are getting the opportunity to live up to their full potential, and to resist turning to drugs, pimping, and vandalism to get by. Hughes says our children are a lost cause, but as your mayor, I refuse to give up hope. I hope you'll consider giving me your support in this upcoming election. Together, you and I can continue to build a better future for our young people and ourselves. (Paid for by The People to Re-Elect Mayor Winslow.)
SR1 Radio Winslow Shared 0128
— Mayor Winslow (Radio ad 1)

Marshall Winslow
Hello Stilwater. This is your mayor, Marshall Winslow. We've come a long way since you chose to make me your mayor, and in the past two years we've made great strides towards building a city we can all be proud of. Just look at the old Red Light District: thanks to our free health screening and birth control programs, our hospitals are reporting a 40% drop in venereal diseases over the last three months. Likewise, I moved to provide affordable public transportation to less fortunate districts: not only are our trains and buses going where they're needed most, they're finally running on time. Stilwater doesn't need a quick fix, it needs a chance to heal, and healing takes time. My administration is working to make Stilwater safer and more prosperous for everybody. Let's do the right thing and stay the course. I hope you're considering giving me your support in this upcoming election. Together, you and I can continue to create a better city for our neighbors and ourselves. (Paid for by The People to Re-Elect Mayor Winslow.)
SR1 Radio Winslow Shared 0129
— Marshall Winslow (Radio ad 2)

Marshall Winslow
Hello Stilwater. This is your mayor, Marshall Winslow. As you might have heard, the statue of Alderman Hughes, known as The Pride of Stilwater, was recently vandalized in a very ambitious way. Now, I understand that this wasn't the most popular sculpture on display in our fair city, and that it's had its share of critics... people will always have strong feelings about public artwork and that's just the way it is... regardless, we're a great city and we deserve to have equally great works of art everyone can enjoy. I ensure you that The Pride of Stilwater will be replaced - I've already asked the park's commissioner to begin speaking to noted artists, and will make sure the next sculpture to grace our community will be more representative of you, the people who call this city home.
Marshall Winslow VOC-SP 2135
— Marshall Winslow (Radio ad 3)

Marshall Winslow
Who the hell are you?
— Marshall Winslow after The Protagonist hijacks his bus[82]

Marshall Winslow
Son, it's not to late to walk away from this...
— Marshall Winslow[82]

Masako
Your security guards look more like a private army.
— Maero

Masako
Yo, I signed on for killin' gang bangers not fightin' some SWAT team from hell...
— Pierce

Matt
Hey, It's Matt from the Feed Dogs! Now, any fan of mine knows that I tattoed my half naked, one-legged, two-headed, three-eyed, three titted pirate woman myself. But how about that tattoo of a spine, on a spine? Huh, for that baby I had to go to Rusty's Needle, the only tattoo parlor I trust my skin to, and today's your lucky day! Because Rusty's Needle's having a sale on all it's flash. So after you see us live, swing by Rusty's and get your own Feed Dogs tattoo! -After announcer- Hey This is Matt from the Feed Dogs, and I wanna remind everybody to pick up our new album, "To The Salvage and Back", check it out!
MUS SHARED 00075 Rustys Needle
— Matt in a Rusty's Needle Radio Ad

Matt's Back
I hate him. We need him. It's time to save Matt Miller.
— Quest description

Matt's Back
I've homed in on the general area of Matt's pod. When you're ready to get him, come see me.
— Pre Mission Phone Call

Matt's Back
Hey, remember that big ship you were asking about?
— Kinzie, "Big Ship is"

Matt's Back
Oh! I have an idea!
— Kinzie, "Got an"

Matt's Back
Aaaaah!
— Matt Miller, "Matt Thrown Onto"

Matt's Back
They're on our tail. Get to the turrets!
— Kinzie, "On Board"

Matt's Back
We can't hurt it. Hold on, I need to lose it.
— Kinzie, "Taking a Hard"

Matt's Back
I have the parts! Get to me and I'll set you up.
— Matt Miller, "Weapon"

Matt Miller
Don't you get it? I'm God here.
— Matt Miller, in his final confrontation with The Protagonist.[207]

Matt Miller
The thing that's interesting about him is that when he's by himself he thinks that he's god.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third

Matt Miller
That punk kid is the cyber god who just crashed your helicopter. Cheers!
— Matt Miller to The Protagonist in Learning Computer

Matt Miller
This is my world to shape as I see fit, not yours.
— Matt Miller in http://deckers.die

Matt Miller
Thanks for the tip Agent Kensington.
— Matt Miller to Kinzie in Learning Computer

Matt Miller
With respect, sir... I'd say "empty" is no longer applicable.
— Matt Miller to Phillipe Loren, on the Saints's "empty" threats.

Matt Miller
I may exist in meat space, but I live in cyber space.
Ad lowdown cyberspace radio misc media 00515
— Matt Miller in an ad for Lowdown

Mayhem
Cause widespread carnage to earn cash and respect.
— Mayhem introduction in Saints Row 2[208]

Mayhem
Get outta here puta. Not you man... Sorry 'bout that, I got a little work for you. Until I opened this club, I was a nobody. My neighbors, my family...they didn't give a fuck about me. But as soon as I had money, that all changed. Suddenly everyone's my friend, and they all need favors. Now, I ain't got a problem helpin' people out so long as they understand the consequences. If they meet their end of the deal, it's no problem...but when they don't...that's when I need people like you, homes. Go out there and show those pendajo's why they can't fuck with Rico Martinez.
Mayhem Rico Suave CUTSCENES 0118
— Rico Martinez at On Track in Rico Suave cutscene.

Mayhem
Come in. It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Mary. You may be wondering why a woman my age is running a place like this. I'll spare you the details, but suffice to say, my ex husband didn't want me to have the club, so naturally I took it. Now that we're divorced Nathaniel thinks he can run off with my trollop of a sister. Sadly for my ex, this isn't the case. Nathaniel owes me thousands of dollars in alimony, and I intend to collect. Until he pays me, I want you to go and destroy as many of his holdings as you can...the more you hurt him, the sooner he'll pay.
Mayhem A Woman Scorned CUTSCENES 0114
— Mary at $tock$ in A Woman Scorned cutscene.

Mayhem
Sup Sup yo. I appreciate you commin' round on short notice...I got some shit that needs to be worked out. Some cop just transferred to town and he ain't payin' me any respect. The bitch came in here runnin' his mouth tellin' me he was gonna be put out of business. What that Uncle Tom nigga didn't know, was I got a couple cops on the payroll and they told me the raid was tonight. I want you to go out there and stir up so much shit the cops gotta look elsewhere...while they on yo' ass I can hide all the K. I know it sounds risky bro, but don't worry, you'll get hazard pay.
Mayhem Decoy CUTSCENES 0122
— Reno at Glitz in Decoy cutscene.

McManus
This is the "McManus". As you see, it's fully collapsible and comes in a stately black attaché. The 18" cryogenically treated stainless steel bull barrel givels this rifle a guaranteed accuracy of .2 minute of angle at 600 yds with match grade ammunition. With it's[sic] hand reamed chamber and match grade trigger, the "McManus" is designed for the marksman who wants to reach out and touch someone at a moments notice.
McManus Says Hello sniper rifle specs
Friendly Fire saleswoman[209]

McManus 2015
For that long-range shot where accuracy is key.
— Weapon description[6]

McManus 2015
For that long-range shot where accuracy is key.
— McManus 2015 level 1[210]

McManus 2015
Increase ammo capacity.
— McManus 2015 level 2[211]

McManus 2015
Increase ammo capacity. Bipod reduces recoil.
— McManus 2015 level 3[212]

McManus 2015
Increase ammo capacity. Extended barrel increases damage and reduces recoil.
— McManus 2015 level 4[213]

McManus Says Hello
We found a memo sayin' that Hector is meetin' with the Colombians tonight. With the amount of firepower that going to be there, just showing up and rushin' 'em would be suicide. Take "McManus" here and get to the docks. Find a nice tall building and wait. When Hector makes his move with the Colombians, take your shot.
McManus Says Hello audio
Dex to The Protagonist, inside Friendly Fire.

McManus Says Hello
LUZ, POR FAVOR! Okay, okay, you're right. You deal with the Saints, I'll handle the Colombians. If Manuel is behind this...(Spanish)
McManus Says Hello Angelo Lopez
— Angelo Lopez

Meeting Orejuela
We kill Orejuela, and the Colombians'll be all up our ass. Let's figure out what his game is first, then we'll decide what to do. You know where he is?
Meeting Orejuela audio
Dex to The Protagonist, inside the church.

Meeting Orejuela
Nice drivin', you saved our ass.
— Dex, upon completion

Miller-Space
That's two. One more to go.
— Kinzie, "2nd Tower Down"

Miller-Space
Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to do or die. Make your choice.
— Zinyak, "Player Not Choosing"

Miller-Space
So will you choose a path to extinction?
— Zinyak, "Show First Choice"

Miller-Space
Or will you sacrifice yourself as a savior?
— Zinyak, "Show Second Choice"

Miller-Space
He's made the tower invulnerable! Hang on, I'll find a work around.
— Kinzie, "Tower Invulnerable"

Minethrower Arm
Lays down magnetic proximity mines that can catch foes flatfooted.
— Weapon Description[214]

Minethrower Arm
Magnetic Mines for the win!
— Minethrower Arm - Default skin description

Minethrower Arm
For people who like to think big.
— Oppressor Minelayer Description

Mini-Gun
First rule of TV.... Every third act needs a mini-gun!
— Fuzz Camera Man

Miracle on 3rd Street
It's the most wonderful time of the year and we must keep the holidays alive!
— Quest description

Mollusk Launcher
Singing, exploding, cuddly, mind-controlling octopi.[sic] Yeah. Mind-control. We're serious.
— Weapon description[215]

Molotov Cocktail
Handy way to light things on fire.
— Molotov Cocktail level 1

Molotov Cocktail
Affect a larger area.
— Molotov Cocktail level 2

Molotov Cocktail
Throw farther.
— Molotov Cocktail level 3

Molotov Cocktail
Increase damage.
— Molotov Cocktail level 4

Moneyshot Pack
Looks can kill...and so do you. With the Moneyshot pack, you can transform yourself into one of Ultor's elite femme fatales. Don your high-heeled tactical catsuit and take to the skies on a custom Ultor jet bike. Then when the time comes to execute your target, do so with unprecedented style with your fully automatic sniper rifle.
— Official Description[link?]

Monica Hughes
Senator Monica Hughes set to announce presidential bid.
News ticker[216]

Mourning Woods Cemetery
What do you do with a graveyard full of blank headstones? Well you fill them with the development team member's names! Most development team members names can be found on the tombstones in the western suburbs graveyard.
— Volition Staff

Mr. Sunshine
Yo, Papa Shango, I'm talkin' to The General.
— Veteran Child to Mr. Sunshine

Mr. Sunshine
So Boss, are you sure Sunshine is dead?
— Shaundi

Mr. Sunshine
You know that the only reason you were able to kill Sunshine is because his 24 years were up, right?
— Female goth[217]

Mr. Sunshine
I can't believe Mr. Sunshine needs all those bodies
— Female Sons of Samedi member

Mr. Sunshine
You didn't kill Sunshine, you just made him stronger.
— Male Sons of Samedi member

Mr. Sunshine
You really should think about burying Sunshine in about 6 feet of concrete, you know just in case.
— Male Civilian

Mr. Sunshine
I haven't had a nightmare about Mr. Sunshine in months.
— Asian Female Saint

Mr. Wong
I do not joke about Sadie.
— Mr. Wong, regarding Shogo Akuji killing his dog.[218][219]

Mr. Wong
How was I supposed to know she was Wong's daughter?
Saints Row Black Male - Mr. Wong has a daughter
— Black Male civilian in Saints Row

Mr. Wong
Julius was weak, leave him to rot
Wong 2286 Julius was weak, leave him to rot
— Mr Wong

Multiplayer in Saints Row
The Lobby is the interactive waiting room you're placed in once you've selected a match. In the Lobby, you can test out your weapons and controls without consequences. The Lobby HUD displays the details of the Match you are about to play.
Keep in mind that in online play the D-Pad has a different function than it does in single player.
Pressing the up button allows you to quickly cycle through the last three weapons you selected.
Pressing left or right allows you to taunt your enemies.
Pressing and holding the down button lets you eat a burger. So long as you are holding down the down button you will regenerate health, however the longer you are holding down the button the longer you are vulnerable to enemy attacks.
— In-game description

Multiplayer in Saints Row
Turbulence is a Co-op Mode. In this Mode the cops have ambushed you and your ally as you return to Stilwater from an overseas drug deal. You must fight your way out of the airport. If you are able to complete the goal before either player loses their last life, you beat the match. In Co-op you cannot regenerate health.
— In-game description

Multiplayer in Saints Row
Mob Rule is a Co-op mode. In this mode you and your ally are transporting a drug shipment when a riot breaks out. You need to take the boxes filled with drugs and get them to a fortified warehouse on the other end of town. If you are able to complete the goal before both players lose their last life, you beat the match. In Co-op you cannot regenerate health.
— In-game description

Multiplayer in Saints Row
Designed for co-op, Heist takes place in a bank. In this mode you and your ally have been caught in the act of robbing a bank. You must open the vault via three key locations, grab the cash, and escape... all while being attacked by the relentless Stilwater PD.
— In-game description

Multiplayer in Saints Row
Gangsta Brawl (GB) can be played as either a Team or Individual Game in which the goal is to kill as many of the opposing players as you can.
The GB HUD displays the current Leader's score, your score, as well as the time remaining in the match.
The Team or Player with the highest score at the end of the match is the winner.
— In-game description

Multiplayer in Saints Row
Big Ass Chains (BAC) can be played either as a team or individual game in which the goal is to score the most points by dropping off chains.
Whenever a player dies, they drop a chain. If an opponent walks over the chain, that chain is added to their total. The number of chains held by a person is indicated by a number over their head. If you walk over your own chain, or in a team game, if someone on the same team walks over the chain, the chain is removed, but it doesn't add to your total.
Once you have picked up an enemy's chain, you can drop it off at the drop-off location, which is indicated on your mini map. You score points based on how many chains you have on you when you drop them off. The more chains you have (to a maximum of ten), the more points you score. Be careful, if you die while holding multiple chains you will drop them all. The drop-off location changes periodicallly.
The BAC HUD displays the point totals for the teams or players, the number of chains you're carrying and the amount of time before the drop-off point changes location, and the amount of time left in the match.
The team (or player) that reaches the score limit is the winner.
— In-game description

Multiplayer in Saints Row
Blinged Out Ride (BOR) is a Team Game in which the goal is to create the flashiest car.
Each team is given a car at the start of the Match. The team car's health, its current Bling level, how much money is needed for your next upgrade and the time remaining in the match are all displayed on the HUD.
You earn money for killing rival Gang members, picking up Chains that appear on the streets and taking them to the drop-off location, or destroying the other team's car. Once you have earned enough money to upgrade your team car, drive it to the Chop Shop, which is indicated on the mini map. Doing so will upgrade your team car to the next level...but be careful, if the rival team destroys your team's car, its Bling level will drop by one.
Once your team car has been upgraded to level 4, drive it to the victory area and protect it for set duration to win.
If neither team has won the game by the time the counter reaches zero, the team with the highest level car wins. If both teams are tied, the game enters sudden death. In sudden death, the first team to either destroy their opponent's car or level up their own wins the match.
NOTE: Your car can not be destroyed while parked at your starting garage. There are two exceptions to this rule:
A: Once your team car has reached level 4 it can always be destroyed
B: Once the game is in sudden death your car can always be destroyed.
— In-game description

Multiplayer in Saints Row 2
You need to learn your way around. You're a New Jack
— New Jack rank description

Multiplayer in Saints Row 2
All have fallen before you, you are King of Kingpins
— King of Kingpins rank description

Murderbrawl XXXI
This is my city! I am its Caesar! ...And I get to fiddle while it burns...
Murderbrawl XXXI intro
Killbane, furious after losing his match against The Protagonist and Angel De LaMuerte.

Murderbrawl XXXI
1... 2... 3... 4!
— The Audience

Murderbrawl XXXI
We want blood!
— The Audience, chanting repeatedly

My Name is Cyrus Temple
All soldiers in R&D are to shoot Commander Temple on sight. He is a Saint in disguise. I repeat, shoot Commander Temple in R&D.
— Kia, "Kia PA First"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
Boss? About time.
— Pierce, after being freed

My Name is Cyrus Temple
Can we leave yet?
— Viola, after being freed

My Name is Cyrus Temple
This is Commander Temple. All personnel are to shoot any person looking like me and any Saints with me.
— Cyrus, "PA After Prisoner"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
We gotta go faster, we're running out of time.
— Pierce, "Meltdown"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
More anti-armor on that tank! I want them dead!
— Kia, "PA Anti-Armor On"

My Name is Cyrus Temple
Saints have entered the tank bay. Drivers and gunners, get to your tanks!
— Kia, "PA Enter Tank"

New Hennequet Rec Center
Rec Center hides den of debauchery
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline[220]

New Hennequet Rec Center
After Akuji touched down state side he decided he was gonna reopen the Ronin's gambling operations. We don't gotta worry about the cops bein' on our ass for bustin' up their operation this time... their casino is hidden in the basement of the Marshall Winslow Rec Center. One of my boys has been stakin' the place out, he'll tell you how to get to the casino. Once you're inside you should have no problem tearin' that place up.
New Hennequet Rec Center intro phone call SR2 VOC SP 01137
— Pierce, introducing the "New Hennequet Rec Center" Stronghold.

New Hennequet Rec Center
The casino's down stairs, boss...
— Asian Male Saint (voice) at the entrance of the Rec Center

New Hennequet Rec Center
A little help would be great, boss...
— White Female Saint

New Hennequet Rec Center
Thanks for getting me out...
— White Female Saint

Nick McGee
Hey, TV's Nick McGee here for Friendly Fire. I'm a big fan of war. If you've seen me in Fuck the Nazis and Fuck the Nazis 2, this comes as no surprise, and the history of Friendly Fire is simply fascinating. From their humble beginnings selling revolvers out of the trunks of their cars, the patriots behind Friendly Fire have always had one goal in mind: arm the world. Throughout history, wars, civil unrest, jihads, coup d'état, or today's gang warfare, no matter who wins, Friendly Fire's there to pick the loser up, dust them off, and sell 'em a larger weapon. From the largest army to the individual gang member, Friendly Fire has the firepower you need. Their motto has never been more true than it is today: "Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!"
SR1 Radio Shared 0114 Friendly Fire
— Friendly Fire commercial #1

Nick McGee
Hey, TV's Nick McGee here for Friendly Fire. Those of you who've watched me on Rape Squad, every Wednesday at 9 on Channel 6, know that I'm not comfortable unless I have a .44 Shepherd in my hand. And since this town's a Wild West show, you need to be packin' too. Here at Friendly Fire, they've got VICE 9s, T3K Urbans, AR-40 Xtnds, all the firepower you need with no frills and no waiting. You come in, you pick out your hardware, and we take your cash; no background checks, no waiting periods. Let's face it, this town's gone to hell. But you don't have to. When there's a bomber about or a car on a rampage or a hooker that loses it, you need the stopping power of a[sic] SKR-7 Spree or an AS12 Riot. When the shit's goin' down, you don't wanna be stuck with just your dick in your hand. Man up at Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!
SR1 Radio Shared 0117 Friendly Fire
— Friendly Fire commercial #2

Nick McGee
Hey, TV's Nick McGee here for Friendly Fire. You've seen me on the big screen in Throat Punch and Throat Punch 2, out now on DVD, but I've got even better news: Friendly Fire is pricing all their weapons for one day only at 15% off their already low military discount prices. So, you can buy 15% more firepower for the same amount of cash, or you can pick up K6 Krukovs, NR4s, and McManus firepower at 15% off. Listen to this Tombstone... Sweet. And it's 15% off at Friendly Fire. One day only sale. Man up at Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!
SR1 Radio Shared 0116 Friendly Fire
— Friendly Fire commercial #3 (15% discount)

Nick McGee
Hey, TV's Nick McGee here for Friendly Fire. Those of you who've seen me in Rear Naked Choke, you know that my forearms are deadly weapons, but it's always good to have backup. Hear that? That's the sound of a .44 Shepherd's cylinder, the finest revolver ever created. And this... well, that's the sweet chamber action of the NR4, a pistol that fits in your hand like it was born there. And get this: you can purchase both of these weapons and everything else they sell at Friendly Fire at 25% off. One day only. Molotovs, Grenades, RPGs, Pipe Bombs, and other materia at 25% off. SKR-7 Sprees, T3K Urbans, and GDHC .50s: 25% off! Everything, and I mean everything, is 25% off at Friendly Fire. One day only sale. Man up at Friendly Fire, coz it's fuckin' crazy out there!
SR1 Radio Shared 0115 Friendly Fire
— Friendly Fire commercial #4 (25% discount)

Nick McGee
Hello friends, I'm Nick McGee. As a Second Amendment advocate, I assert that with our right to carry firearms comes the responsibility of knowing how to handle them properly. Did you know that in Stilwater, seven out of ten muggings could have been prevented had the victim in question remembered to take off the safety on their weapon? When facing a criminal hopped up on drugs and desperation, not only do you need the conviction to pull that trigger, you need to make sure that hollow-point bullet shatters their spine. That's why it's so important to make sure any weapon you're carrying is always locked, loaded, and ready to fire. So next time you're walking home from a Feed Dogs concert, remember this: Safety first, safety off.
MUS SHARED 00020 Friendly Fire
— Friendly Fire commercial #2

Nick McGee
Hi, I'm Nick McGee, and I'd like to take a few seconds to talk to you about Sloppy Seconds. If you're like me, sometimes you can't afford to get something new, fresh, and unstained, but that doesn't mean you have to be left out. What's wrong with some sloppy seconds? Sure it's already been used by someone else, maybe you'll even get an odd look or two for wearing a shirt marked with blood and semen, but sometimes you have to take what you can get. So come on down to Sloppy Seconds, Stilwater's only source for all your second-hand clothing needs. If it looked good on them, it'll look great on you.
MUS SHARED 00040 Sloppy Seconds
— Sloppy Seconds commercial #1

No Time to Mourn
These streets were ours before those bitches from the Row showed up! And when they stepped, what did we do? They fucked up our race, and we just took it. They fucked up our deliveries, and we just took it. And now they killed my Uncle, and who knows what the fuck they did to Donnie. Now, I'm only gonna say this once. We're not gonna sit here and fuckin' take it. [...] Light 'em up, boys. We're burning Saint's Row to the ground.
No Time to Mourn audio
Joseph Price, rallying his gang against the 3rd Street Saints.

No Time to Mourn
Nigga, you should buckle your seatbelt.
No Time to Mourn Julius Little
Julius Little

No Time to Mourn
You gotta be more careful or we won't even make it there.
— Julius Little, if the car is damaged on the way to the convoy

No Time to Mourn
Now, let's finish off Price.
— Julius, upon completion of the mission

Nocturne
Signature sword used by the Deckers gang.
— Weapon description

Nyte Blayde's Return
The shoot's up on seven. Nyte Blayde is already practicing.
— STAG receptionist

Nyte Blayde's Return
This looks like the right place.
— Viola, "Found"

Nyte Blayde (character)
I'm Joshua Birk. On TV I play Nyte Blayde, an exceptionally good looking but misunderstood vampire who risks life and limb every week to keep the world safe.
Josh Birk, using his popularity as Nyte Blayde to endorse STAG.[221]

Nyte Blayde (vehicle)
Travel Steelport in style with Nyte Blayde's blood-red, vampire-hunting sports car.
Season Pass description of vehicle.[66]

Nyte Blayde Pack
The ultimate collection of goods for Nyte Blayde fans! Look just like a Nyte Blayde star with exact replicas of the Altar Boy and Bloody Cannoness Outfits. Experience the excitement of Nyte Blayde's adventures as you get behind the wheel of the Nyte Blayde Mobile vehicle. Top off your full Nyte Blayde experience by zipping around town on the Bloody Cannoness Bike!
— DLC Description

Nytefall
This is the finest training simulation MI6 has to offer.
— Quest description

Nytefall
The world's greatest vigilante needs our help in drawing out his archnemesis! To do so, we must confront the foul captain's army of minions, draw out his lieutenants, until the terrible menace reveals himself! Then we must take him on in an earth-shattering final conflict!
— Matt Miller, "Mission"

Oleg
I am always a gentleman.
— Oleg to The Protagonist and Viola.[222]

Oleg
Once more into the breach, dear friends.
— Oleg when riding in a car, a quote from Henry V.

Oleg
Et tu, Brute.
— Oleg quoting Julius Caesar when being injured by The Protagonist.

Oleg
Fly, You fools.
— Oleg quotes Gandalf while throwing an enemy.

Oleg
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
— Oleg quoting Bruce Banner in battle.

Oleg
As Shakespeare wrote, 'Brevity is the soul of wit.'
— Oleg quoting Hamlet when dismissed.

Oleg
I have not yet begun to fight.
— Oleg quoting John Paul Jones.

Oleg
Most exquisite!
— When The Protagonist kills an enemy.

Oleg
You fight with the strength of Achilles!
— When The Protagonist kills an enemy.

Oleg
We go forth, like Arthur and his knights.
— When called for assistance.

One Man's Junk...
Heritage Festival lacks festivity
Ultor Times newspaper headline

One Man's Junk...
It ends here...
Wong 185 It ends here
— Mr. Wong

One Man's Junk...
I don't need your help...
Wong 183 I don't need your help
— Wong, labelled "Player Interfere"

One Man's Junk...
I won't forget this
Wong 184 I won't forget this
— Wong, labelled "Saved"

One Step Ahead
Stopping those hijackings really fucked things up for the Rollerz. They got a whole list of cars that they're plannin' on jackin'. Make sure they can't find what they're looking for.
One Step Ahead audio
Lin to The Protagonist, in a phone call.

One Step Ahead
I don't give a shit what you do to Lin, but you better not hurt Donnie.
— Joseph Price

One Step Ahead
Stopping those hijackings really fucked things up for the Rollerz. They got a whole list of cars that they're plannin' on jackin'. Make sure they can't find what they're looking for.
— Lin, pre-mission phone call

Orange Threat Level
Cancelled flight leads to gang-land violence
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Orange Threat Level
Akuji is gonna have a lotta security, so be ready...
— Pierce, once inside the airport

Orange Threat Level
Someone must have tipped him off, Akuji didn't get off the plane...
— Pierce

Orange Threat Level
The gate Akuji's flying into is at the back of the terminal, we should drive over there.
— Pierce

Orange Threat Level
There they are!
— Pierce

Party Time
Okay-okay-okay-okay! The code is 3131, please don't hurt Stefan!
Stefan

Party Time
Alright, you're clear.
— Pierce

Party Time
Boss, guys are getting dropped off outside!
— Shaundi, "Helicopters Dropping Off"

Party Time
What the hell's going on over there?
— Interrogation, "Come Get"

Party Time
Any day now, the crew's waiting.
— Pierce, "Jump"

Penthouse Pack
Ass kicking just got a whole lot better looking.
— DLC headline[223]

Penthouse Pack
Ass kicking just got a whole lot better looking. Introducing the Saints Row: The Third Penthouse Pack, featuring Penthouse Pets Nikki Benz, Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Heather Vandeven. Add these well-dressed Pets to your gang and call them into combat anytime to do battle against the Syndicate. For the first time in your life, when you call Penthouse Pets, they'll actually answer.
— Official description[224]

Phillipe Loren
I am Phillipe Loren, chairman of a multi-national organization called the Syndicate. I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives.
Phillipe Loren introduction
— Phillipe Loren[225]

Phillipe Loren
He calls all the shots, he directs everybody, he's the guy that you just don't want to fuck with.
— Steve Jaros, lead writer of Saints Row: The Third

Phillipe Loren
These visions are Viola and Kiki. And I am Phillipe Loren, chairman of a multi-national organization called the Syndicate.
— At the beginning of "I'm Free - Free Falling"

Phillipe Loren
Like it or not, Mr. Gat, our organization is expanding into Stilwater. I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives. Ladies?
— Phillipe before Viola and Kiki show the percentage of money that the Syndicate will get from the Saints/Ultor media group's monthly gross revenues in exchange for their lives.

Phillipe Loren
Gentlemen, negotiations were... less than successful. ...Viola and Kiki will spread the word: Steelport belongs to the Syndicate, and the Saints are not welcome. Mr. Killbane, gather your Luchadores and bring me their leader's head. Mr. Miller, hack into the Saints' accounts, and leave them nothing.
— At the end of "I'm Free - Free Falling"

Phillipe Loren
The body of Mr. Gat will be a message for all who oppose The Syndicate. There is no mercy...only death. Don't mourn your friend. You'll be joining him soon.
— At the beginning of "We're Going to Need Guns

Phillips Building
Who was the asshole Ultor named their building after?
SR2 VOC SP 05562 Protagonist Asshole
— The Protagonist, Female voice 1

Phillips Building
Who was the asshole Ultor named their building after?
SR2 VOC SP 05562 Protagonist Asshole
— Random Idle quote

Philosotology
When the hell did philosotology become so popular?
Protagonist Philosotology SR2 VOC SP 03327
— Protagonist Male voice 1 in Saints Row 2

Philosotology
May R. Lon Hibbard protect you from the forces of Exnu
— After using Forgive and Forget

Philosotology
Thanks to Philosotology, all is forgiven
— After using Forgive and Forget

Philosotology
Could I interest you in a very private lesson on Philosotology?
— White male Civilian talking to a stripper.

Philosotology
What did you say about my religion?
— Drunk Civilian

Philosotology
It's all a result of being clear!
— White female Civilian after being complimented

Phone Numbers
Stay calm. Emergency personnel are on the way.
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04746
— SR2 message

Phone Numbers
Hello. You reached the Stilwater Fire Department. Remain calm! A fire unit has been dispatched to your location.
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04766
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Please remain calm. A Stilwater Police officer is en route to your location.
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04768
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Hello, you reached Eagleline Taxi! Anywhere you gotta go, we can get you there!
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04754
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Hi, you reached TNA Taxi. Honey, you can ride as wherever you want.
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04773
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
You reached Company of Gyros! Be right there with your final solution for hunger!
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04752
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Stay where you are. A HazMat team has been dispatched to quarantine the area...and euthanize the infected.
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04759
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Hey, I was hoping you'll call. Hey, the manager is breaking my balls today, alright? So, I gotta keep this quick. You wanna roll, right? Say the word and I've got your back, no problem. Argh, damn, frizer done. Gotta go. Later!
Chicken Ned first call VOC-SP 2141
— SR Message

Phone Numbers
How you doing, playa? If you've gone to Troy's files, you know that Julius set you up. Meet me at the old Church and I'll tell you where to find Julius.
Phone Call SR2 VOC SP 05069
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
Hello and thank you for calling Wardill Airport. We can't come to the phone right now because we're in a danger zone!
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04775
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
'Sup, this is Bling Bling, but ain't nobody here. If you looking to pick up some ice, swing by the store. If you looking to drop off some ice, then come to the back of the store after midnight and make sure you ain't fucking followed.
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04748
— SR2 Message

Phone Numbers
You've reached On Thin Ice! Regretfully, no one is here to take your call. This is most likely due to another armed robbery. Seriously, these people aren't fucking around.
Answering machine SR2 VOC SP 04764
— SR2 Message

Phone Phreak
We've created a big enough disruption for you to move on Matt Miller. But if you want the Deckers gone – like, really gone – there's a lot of work to do.
Phone Phreak intro
Kinzie Kensington to The Protagonist, at Smiling Jack's diner.

Picking a Fight
Ultor begins "aggressive re-development"
Ultor Times newspaper headline

Picking a Fight
Pierce, you ok?
— The Protagonist, when nearing Pierce

Picking a Fight
Let go of me!
— Shaundi, as The Protagonist nears her

Picking a Fight
Thanks boss, I thought I was dead for sure...
— Shaundi, after The Protagonist saves her after saving Pierce

Pierce
As the face of the Saints in their promotion and marketing, Pierce knows a lot about what folks want to hear. Therefore, he was the natural choice to oversee the flow of information coming out of the White House. Of course, his job would be a lot easier if the President cared about how they were perceived by their constituents.
— The official Saints Row website, regarding his background as of Saints Row IV.[226]

Pierce
I was thinking you forgot about me.
— Pierce when called up as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Pierce
Can we hit up the strip club along the way?
— Pierce when called up as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third

Pierce
Hey better than being bored on this Ship
— Pierce when called up as a Homie in Saints Row IV

Pierce
Asha's kinda hardcore.
— Pierce's idle conversation about Asha in Saints Row IV

Pierce
You got to hand it to the Zin, they got branding down.
— Pierce's idle conversation about Zin marketing in Saints Row IV

Pierce
As if one Shaundi wasn't enough
— Pierce's idle conversation about the presence of 2 Shaundis in Saints Row IV

Pierce
Wait, didn't we shoot a movie about this?
— Pierce's idle conversation regarding Gangstas in Space in Saints Row IV

Pierce
I'm impressed
— Pierce complimenting The Protagonist in combat in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Pierce
Just like old times
— Pierce complimenting The Protagonist in combat in Saints Row: The Third

Pierce
Ha, being President didn't make you soft
— Pierce complimenting The Protagonist in combat in Saints Row IV

Pierce
Alright Boss, you know where to find me
— Pierce when being dismissed in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Pierce
What? We were just getting started
— Pierce when being dismissed in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV

Pierce
You haven't lost a step!
— When The Protagonist kills an enemy in Saints Row: The Third.

Pierce
They're coming in with choppers!
— when enemy aircraft is inbound in Saints Row: The Third.

Pimps Up, Hos Down
We'll have to shut down security. Should be up ahead.
— Zimos, "Follow"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Find somethin' to shut off those alarms.
— Zimos, "Unlock"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Damn things are still goin'...
— Zimos, "Security Override"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
We'll have to go down to find the security room.
— Zimos, "Down to"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Shit, we can't leave them like this. I say we let 'em out.
— Zimos, "Help"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
More to let out. Get on that.
— Zimos, "Security Override"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Override these doors and let's keep movin'.
— Zimos, "Security Override"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Looks like they're sending reinforcements.
— Zimos, "Reinforcements"

Pimps Up, Hos Down
Where you headed? We gotta go down, remember?
— Zimos, when attempting to head to the pony barn from "Return to Steelport"

Pirate's Booty Pack
Take to the asphalt seas of virtual Steelport in the Scallywagon, complete with crow's nest, while adorning yourself in a full complement of hook hands, peg legs, eye patches, flintlock weapons, and one dandy-looking outfit befitting swabbers and seasoned captains alike!
— DLC Description[227]

Planet Saints
Planet Saints - Strap it on
Planet Saints Strap it On radio misc media 00062
— Planet Saints Radio Jingle

Pleasant View Storage
Lin found a storage garage where the Rollerz stash some of their high performance cars. Whaddya say we find out how good their insurance is?
Pleasant View Storage intro
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Plunger Gun
Fires an explosive plunger that sticks to foes, then explodes in a noxious mess.
— Weapon Description[228]

Poseidon Alley Docks
Poseidon Alley a haven for drug smugglers!
Stilwater Gazette newspaper headline[229]

Poseidon Alley Docks
I had one of my boys watch Donnie's mechanic shop after you shook him down. Maero went to check on Donnie, but when he left he went straight to the docks to set up some business deal. I don't know what's goin' on, but a convoy of Brotherhood are going to the docks now. If you can hijack one of their trucks you could probably join the convoy, get to the meeting place, and take out all the motherfuckers that show up.
Poseidon Alley Docks intro phone call SR2 VOC SP 04791
— Pierce

Possession with Intent
He just got back from a sit-down with Orejuela and they came to an... interesting agreement: If we can get back all the drugs the cops seized, the Colombians are willing to work with us exclusively. We'll have a lock on the whole city.
Possession with Intent audio
Dex to The Protagonist and Troy, at the church.

Possession with Intent
Alright man, you ain't got a lot of time, so hurry. One more thing. That shit in your car ain't exactly stable. I wouldn't hit anything if I were you
— Samson

Possession with Intent
Listen up bro, it ain't gonna take too long 'fore the cops figure out what's goin' on... you gotta buy our boys enough time to load up the truck with all that shit in the evidence locker.
— Dex

Possession with Intent
There's a table right there!
— Dex

Power Element Training
There's lot of ways to disrupt the simulation.
— Quest description

Power Element Training
Now use your fire blast on those people. It will ignite anyone in the blast radius.
— CID, "Attack People"

Power Training
Jump-kicking works in 2D sidescrollers. Let's see how it works here.
— Quest description

Power Up CID
I have the second location!
— Kinzie, "CID Location 01"

Power Up CID
The Zin are using C.I.D.s to bring a downed hotspot online. Once you have a C.I.D. from them, get it to a safe spot and wipe its old programming. Then take it to an insert point so the AI can upload its personality into the new shell.
— Kinzie, "Mission Brief"

Power Up CID
Production facility first. Let's go.
— The Protagonist, "Mission Start"

Power Up CID
Ok, now use that power to throw things at the Warden and take down his shields.
— Kinzie, "TK Warden Fight"

Presidential Pack
Nothing says "Presidential" more than masks lampooning America's Commanders-in-Chief. Don the façades of two of our most highly-regarded founding fathers or as the two Heads of State who heralded in the new millennium. Also includes two new outfits and a wig befitting someone whose face is on money.
— DLC Description

Price's Mansion
Price isn't gonna pull that bullshit he did on the highway again. Go to his uncle's mansion and steal the prick's car.
Price's Mansion intro
Julius Little to The Protagonist, in a phone call after starting the Stronghold.

Professor Genki
You clearly have fine taste
Genki 00091 You clearly have fine taste
— Professor Genki after being Complimented

Professor Genki
Perhaps Genki wears the purple
Genki 00090 Perhaps Genki wears the purple
— Professor Genki after being Complimented

Professor Genki
We both know murder!
Genki 00092 We both know murder!
— Professor Genki after being Complimented

Professor Genki
You're no match for Super Murder Cat
Genki 00022 You're no match for Super Murder Cat
— Professor Genki after being Taunted

Professor Genki
Would you like a reality climax
Genki 00053 Would you like a reality climax
— Professor Genki after being Taunted

Professor Genki
Is it your fun time
Genki 00021 Is it your fun time
— Professor Genki after being Taunted

Professor Genki
Make way for the professor of Murder
Genki 00077 Make way for the professor of Murder
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
That almost got my fur!
Genki 00139 That almost got my fur!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
You like Professor Genki?
Genki 00055 You like Professor Genki
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
You love Professor Genki?
Genki 00014 You love Professor Genki
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Yay, fun time!
Genki 00176 Yay, fun time!
— Professor Genki

Professor Genki
Don't hit super murder cat<