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Philosotology is a pseudo-religion in Saints Row 2.


The church of Philosotology runs the Forgive and Forget chain of drive-through confessionals. After leaving Forgive and Forget, one of several lines is played, referring to "Phaeton levels" and "philosotology".

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When the hell did philosotology become so popular?
Protagonist Philosotology SR2 VOC SP 03327
— Protagonist Male voice 1 in Saints Row 2

May R. Lon Hibbard protect you from the forces of Exnu
— After using Forgive and Forget

Thanks to Philosotology, all is forgiven
— After using Forgive and Forget

Could I interest you in a very private lesson on Philosotology?
— White male Civilian talking to a stripper.

What did you say about my religion?
— Drunk Civilian

It's all a result of being clear!
— White female Civilian after being complimented

  • Philosotology radio ad
  • Livenetics radio ad


  • Philosotology is a parody of a real-life pseudo-religion called Scientology.
    • The term Phaeton comes from Greek mythology, and is a play on the Scientology term "Thetan".
    • The founder of Philosotology is named "R. Lon Hibbard," a reference to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.
    • "Livenetics" is a reference to Dianetics, the practices of Scientology.
    • "Exnu" is a refernce to the Scientology character Xenu.
  • Some Civilians mention Philosotology.
  • "Philocytology" would be a proper scientific name for a science (in Latin 'logos', hence -logy) dealing with cells ('cyti' - -cyto-) of plants ('Phyllae' - Phyllo- or in anglicized form Philo-).


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