The church of Philosotology runs the Forgive and Forget chain of drive-through confessionals. After leaving Forgive and Forget, one of several lines is played, referring to "Phaeton levels" and "philosotology".
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Philosotology is a parody of a real-life pseudo-religion called Scientology.
The term Phaeton comes from Greek mythology, and is a play on the Scientology term "Thetan".
The founder of Philosotology is "R. Lon Hibbard," a reference to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.
"Livenetics" is a reference to Dianetics, the practices of Scientology.
"Exnu" is a reference to the Scientology character Xenu.
The closest proper scientific name is "Philocytology": 'logos', hence -logy, meaning science; 'cyti', -cyto-, meaning dealing with cells; 'Phyllae', Phyllo- or in anglicized form Philo-, meaning of plants.