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Miller-Space
Miller-Space - Complete
"Miller-Space" mission completion screen
Quest

Zero Cool

Enemies

? marked, ? minimum kills

Objectives
Rewards
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Power Up CID Matt's Back

Miller-Space is a mission in Saints Row IV.

OverviewEdit

This is the first of two missions in the "Zero Cool" quest.

In this mission, The Protagonist attempts to save Matt Miller from his simulation. His personal simulation is a combination of 1980s video games and his Decker's internet domain from Saints Row: The Third. The mission largely includes mission activities similar to http://deckers.die. A cyber tank battle through cyberspace is largely interrupted by Zinyak who promptly deletes The Protagonist's tank. Kinzie impresses Zinyak with her manipulation of his code but promptly mocks him as everything is linear. As Kinzie spawns an X2 Cyber motorcycle for The Protagonist Zinyak mocks humanity and The Protagonist by reading from MacBeth, then offers the choice to save humanity, or continuing the quest to destroy the Zin Empire along with humanity in the process. Choosing to save humanity plays the credits, and fails the mission. Continuing starts a Text Adventure, which leads to Killbane fighting Matt Miller.

GameplayEdit

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Go to the Broken Shillelagh
Kill tanks
Kill bikes
Kill tanks
Destroy Gate Key
Go to Logic Gate
Destroy Gate Key
Go to Logic Gate
Destroy Gate Key
Survive trap
Get on bike
Get to IO Tower
Rescue Matt or kill yourself

Text AdventureEdit

START

Ahead of you a computer awaits.

What do you do?

LOOK AT THE COMPUTER

It's a computer.

What do you do?

Miller-Space - Text Adventure - Approach The Computer
APPROACH THE COMPUTER

On the screen one question is asked: "What are you?"

What do you type?

The computer does not fuck off.

What do you type?

"I'M A SLAVE" or "I'M AWESOME" or "I'M THE LEADER OF THE SAINTS"

Text appears on the screen. "I am sorry. Contractions can not be read by this program."

What do you type?

"I AM AWESOME" or "I AM THE LEADER OF THE SAINTS"

Text appears on the screen. "Wrong answer. What are you?"

What do you type?

"I AM A SLAVE"

The room melts away, giving you a breathtaking view of the cosmos.

What do you do?

INVESTIGATE THE PLANET

The planet appears to be a desert world with a radius of 3100 Km.

What do you do?

SCAN PLANET

You've found something.

What do you do?

LAUNCH PROBE

You've found some Element Uno.

What do you do?

WALK ON THE MOON or KEEP WALKING ON THE MOON or LEAVE PLANET TO WALK ON THE MOON

The moon is a pretty boring place.

What do you do?

FLY TOWARDS THE PURPLE STAR

As you fly towards the star, you notice all the other stars blinking out of existence. Soon you are all alone in the vastness of space, staring into the corona of the purple star.

What do you do?

Miller-Space - Text Adventure - Enter The Purple Star
ENTER THE PURPLE STAR

The dull sound of a heartbeat fills the room. thumpTHUMP. thumpTHUMP. thumpTHUMP?

What do you do?

PET THE PARROT

It's a raven!

What do you do?

TOUCH THE PENDULUM

The Pendulum chops off your hand. Fortunately in the Simulation you can grow it back. You probably shouldn't do that again.

What do you do?

EAT THE HEART

You can not eat the heart.

What do you do?

DRINK THE WINE

As you guzzle down the bottle of ancient murder wine, you become light headed and pass out.

What do you do?

WAKE UP or SWIM TO LAND

The warm water of the ocean laps at your face. You sit up and find yourself on a small deserted island. Isolated. Adrift. Alone.

What do you do?

MAKE A RAFT OUT OF SEAGULL CORPSES AND KALE

To your surprise, the seagull corpse raft doesn't hold your weight as well as you had hoped. You must swim back to land.

What do you do?

MAKE A COCONUT RADIO

Building the radio was easier than you expected? syndicated reruns have given you the tools needed to survive. Sadly, you have no place to plug it in.

What do you do?

MAKE A HOUSE OUT OF PALMS

You don't have any nails.

What do you do?

MAKE 2 MARTINI GLASSES OUT OF COCONUTS

You crudely fashion a pair of cocktail glasses and fill them with coconut milk.

What do you do?

DRINK THE MILK

It's good. Not melonball good. But good.

What do you do?

Miller-Space - Text Adventure - Offer The Architect A Drink
OFFER THE ARCHITECT A DRINK

A beautiful dominatrix emerges from the only shadow on the island.

What do you say?

"NICE OUTFIT"

"Flattery will get you nowhere."

What do you say?

"LET ME GO"

"No."

What do you say?

"PLEASE?"

"No."

What do you say?

"PRETTY PLEASE?"

"No."

What do you say?

"YOUR MOM'S A SLAVE" or "BITCH" or "I WONDER WHY?"

The dominatrix bursts into tears. "Why are you so mean?"

What do you say?

"YOU LOCKED ME IN A VIRTUAL HELL HOLE!"

"Fine, blame the victim!"

What do you say?

"I'M SORRY?"

"I never get any visitors, you're the first person that shows up and you treat me like dirt!"

What do you say?

"I SAID I'M SORRY?"

"I'm sorry, you're right." She takes a moment to wipe her eyes with her fur lined leather cuffs. "So why are you here?"

What do you say?

"I WANT TO DESTROY ZINYAK" or "I REALLY WANT TO DESTROY ZINYAK" or "FUCK THAT, I WANT TO DESTROY ZINYAK"

"I can't let you do that. But is there anything else I can do for you?"

What do you say?

"I WANT TO RESCUE MATT MILLER"

"Sad, I wasn't done with him yet." She sighs. "Then you will have to fight Matt Miller's most feared opponent."

What do you say?

"AND WHO'S THAT?"

The dominatrix fades away and before you stands Killbane. "The Saints think they can defeat me again? No. This time Matty has to do his own fighting."

What do you say?

"BRING BACK THE WOMAN WITH THE WHIP" or "I WONDERED WHAT SHE WAS DOING LATER"

"See, you don't care about Miller. You only care about yourself."

What do you say?

"THEN WHERE'S MATT?" or "CAN'T I GET ANOTHER WRESTLER?"

Suddenly Matt Miller appears in the ring.

What do you say?

"LET'S DO THIS" or "SHUT THE HELL UP, KILLBANE" or LULL KILLBANE INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY or TAUNT KILLBANE or BACK AWAY

Killbane laughs. "Do you really think a wimp like Matty here can defeat me?"

Matt Miller cowers a bit. "I don't think I can do this."

What do you say?

"I KNOW YOU CAN BEAT HIM, MATT"

Matt Miller weakly nods. "Alright then."

What should Matt do?

PUNCH KILLBANE

Matt Miller winds up and takes a swing, hitting Killbane in the jaw.

Killbane yells, "Ow! What the hell was that!"

What should Matt do?

DODGE KILLBANE'S COUNTERATTACK

"I don't think so." Matt Miller's dodge fails and Killbane hits him again. Hard.

What should Matt do?

CRY

"Wrong move, Matt." Killbane hits Matt Miller. Hard.

What should Matt do?

PUNCH KILLBANE AGAIN (1)

Matt Miller takes advantage of Killbane's surprise and punches him again.

Killbane yells, "This is impossible!"

What should Matt do?

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PUNCH KILLBANE AGAIN (2)

With a mighty swing Matt Miller's third hit in a row sends Killbane crashing to the ground unconscious.

Matt Miller shouts, "I did it! I won!"

What do you say?

"TOLD YOU, KID"

Matt Miller breathes a sigh of relief. "I knew you'd get me through this. Now... can I get out of this antique of a game?

What do you say?

"TIME TO GO, MATT"

A large, ringing device appears before Matt Miller. A coiled wire connects two pieces, and a massive dial, not unlike the chamber of a revolver, rests in it's center.

What should Matt do?

  • PICK UP THE PHONE

RewardsEdit

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TriviaEdit

  • While the Kinzie is attempting to hack the system network to disable the invulnerable tower, on the console commands, she types "initiate order 66", which is a reference to "Order 66" from Star Wars Episode III, in which "order 66" is a trigger for the clone army to kill all Jedi, whom they were formerly fighting alongside.
  • The planet scanning mechanic and Element Zero during the text adventure is a reference to Mass Effect 2, which features both.
  • Walking through the red door in Matt's prison unlocks the achievement "You Chose... Poorly", runs a Zin version of the credits, and fails the mission with the reason "Zinyak Lied". The name of the achievement is a paraphrased quote from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
  • The choice between the blue door or the red door is an allusion to The Matrix series.
    • In The Matrix, the film's protagonist is given the choice between a blue pill and a red pill.
    • In The Matrix Reloaded, the film's protagonist is given the choice between two doors, one of which is to save humanity.
  • Zinyak quotes a line from MacBeth during the mission.
  • While driving the Recursor, a console command say "Would you like to play a game?". Kinzie replied by typing in the words "Global thermonuclear war" and later the text replies "The only winning move is not to play", which are quotes from the film WarGames.
  • This is followed by a console command "Release FS3", referring to Volition's first series of games "Freespace".
  • The quest name, "Zero Cool", is the handle of the main protagonist of the film Hackers.
  • The room with the heartbeat is a reference to Edgar Allen Poe, as it's filled with items related to stories he wrote.
    • The Pendulum is referencing "The Pit and phe Pendulum."
    • The raven sitting on the pendulum is referencing "The Raven."
    • The Skeleton in the broken wall is referencing "The Cask of Amontillado"
    • The heart on the floor panel is referencing "The Tell-Tale Heart

TranscriptEdit

PrologueEdit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Walk me through how CID is going to help us free Matt."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Kinzie, how does this robot thing help us save Matt?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Now that we have CID we can get Miller, right?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "All right, we got CID. So... how do we use him to get Matt?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You ready to pick up Matt?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Okay, we powered up CID: how does that get us to Matt Miller?"
Nolan North: "All right, we got CID. So... how do we use him to get Matt?"
Phone Call: "Are you really sure about this? I mean, I know he can help, but it's... Matt Miller."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "We need all the help we can get. How do we get him?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Just tell me how the damn thing works."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "We don't have a whole lotta options, do we? Can we use the lil' floaty robot or not?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Kinzie, if he can help us find the others then yes, I'm certain. Now how does this work?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I don't think now's the time to be picky. How do we save him?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Earth's gone Kinzie, we take what we can get. So how does this work?"
Nolan North: "Kinzie, if he can help us find the others then yes, I'm certain. Now how does this work?"
Phone Call: "Well, I give CID the proper cypher to connect to Matt's personal simulation and he opens a gateway."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "This should be fucking adventure..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Hope this works. Let's do it."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Here goes nothing..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "All right, let's go get the kid then."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Right on, let's do it."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Let's go save a hacker."
Nolan North: "All right, let's go get the kid then."
— "Pre Mission Phonecall"

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Kinzie: "I was shocked when the boss picked you to be the Vice President but you ended up working out."
Keith: "That's only vaguely insulting."
Kinzie: "Look, you sound just like Julius Little. Putting a guy who betrayed you in the number two slot seems like a great way to get killed."
Keith: "I'm nothing like Julius."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, we're ready."
Kinzie: "I'm sending CID the jailbreak."
The Protagonist: "Any last advice?"
Kinzie: "When you're inside Matt's virtual oubliette there's a decent chance that I'll be focusing on interfacing with the intrusion countermeasures so pay attention to the console commands."
The Protagonist: "Any last advice I'll understand?"
Kinzie: "Don't get killed."
The Protagonist: "Gotcha."
— Miller-Space opening cutscene

Keith: "I don't like the idea of us sitting around, shouldn't we be picking up Matt? The kid could be in trouble."
The Protagonist: "KEITH, you gotta relax. The guy's an MI6 agent for god's sake he can take care of himself."
Keith: "You needed help getting out and you're the Commander in Chief."
The Protagonist: "That's a really good point. Why didn't we think of this earlier."
Kinzie: "Oh I did, I'm just not a big fan of Matt."
The Protagonist: "KINZIE!"
Kinzie: "Come on! Can't I get some payback? He got a little lost, big deal."
The Protagonist: "Or he got a little dead, who knows!"
Kinzie: "Oh he's fine?"
Kinzie: "...he's probably having the time of his life exploring Zinyak's ship."
— Miller-Space closing cutscene

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Ohhh that's a lot of firepower..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Lot of resistance... any suggestions Kinzie?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "That's...a lot of tanks..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Lots of firepower here, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Got a situation here, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Am I just shooting tanks, or do you have better plan?"
Nolan North: "Lots of firepower here, Kinzie."
Kinzie: "Destroying the tower should destroy the tanks with it."
Zinyak: "Ms. Kensington is rather astute for a human."
Kinzie: "Yeah, well, big towers controlling security on a linear path... Not very creative for your "superior intelligence"."
Zinyak: "Ugh, touché."
— "2nd Tower Convo"
That's two. One more to go.
— Kinzie, "2nd Tower Down"

The Protagonist - Female 1: "That... was some nice back up. So where's the tank?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Well done Kinzie... now where's my tank?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I appreciate the help Kinzie, but don't I need the tank?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Holy shit! Nice one, Kinzie! Now give me the tank back..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Good work, Kinzie... now hook me back up with the tank and I can finish this..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Uhhh Kinzie... where's my fucking tank?"
Nolan North: "Holy shit! Nice one, Kinzie! Now give me the tank back..."
Kinzie: "The tank's not coming back."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Hope you got a better idea..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "That sounds... bad."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Not gonna lie, kind of a fan of the tank."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "How the hell am I supposed to get around?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You gotta plan, right?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Why the hell not?"
Nolan North: "How the hell am I supposed to get around?"
— "After I Am Death"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "What am I looking at?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "What is this place?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Where am I?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "And what the hell is all this?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "This can't be good..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Is this some kind of joke?"
Nolan North: "And what the hell is all this?"
Zinyak: "This is your life as it led you to this point. All your past violence, crimes, and losses on display to remind you of one simple fact: Regardless of what I have done to your world, YOU were its greatest threat."
Zinyak: "The evidence is irrefutable. How many have died because you decide driving on the sidewalk is faster than the road, because you used a rocket in place of a bullet, because you wouldn't submit to MY rule? In the end you only hurt those you are trying to protect. In the end, there is only one truth."
Zinyak: "The human race would be much safer without you in it."
— "Architect Room Start"
Kinzie: "You're coming up on Matt's prison."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "How am I going to start a prison break without a gun?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Hold on, how do I break Matthew out without a weapon?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Kinzie, have any idea what I should be expecting?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "And how am I getting him out without any weapons or a key?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "So what am I getting into?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "What kind of security does Matt's prison have?"
Nolan North: "And how am I getting him out without any weapons or a key?"
Kinzie: "Chances are it's not a standard "behind bars" sort of prison. You'll just have to wing it."
The Protagonist - Female 1: ""Wing it". Great. What can go wrong."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You can't even give me a hint?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Good joke, what's the plan."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Normally you yell at me when I "wing it"."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Eh, who needs a plan when you can just walk into a virtual hell hole."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Well, nothing the two of us can't handle, right?"
Nolan North: "Normally you yell at me when I "wing it"."
Kinzie: "Oh, and since I can't see what's going on in there, doubt I'll be able to help you either."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Fuck me running."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Of course, why would I need a hacker in a virtual prison..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Wait you're serious?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You just keep those reassurances coming..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Awesome."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Fuck me."
Nolan North: "You just keep those reassurances coming..."
— "Arrive"
Zinyak: "Yet again I am impressed by Ms. Kensington. Though this attempt is as futile as the life of most humans."
Kinzie: "Oh look, an alien with a superiority complex. Surprising..."
Zinyak: "Oh this sentiment comes from more than just the Zin, my dear."
Zinyak: "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death."
Zinyak: "Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Thanks for sharing your high school potery..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Sorry, I don't really follow American hip hop."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Honey, you talk a whole lot..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Ha! What idiot said that?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "That sounds... scary?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Oh, sorry, I tuned out after you started boring the shit out of me."
Nolan North: "Ha! What idiot said that?"
Zinyak: "It's a quote from Macbeth."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Yeah I don't know what that is."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Sorry, I don't really follow Scottish hip hop."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "No one cares..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I never did like that play..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Fuck Shakespeare. Jane Austen or go home."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Still boring."
Nolan North: "I never did like that play..."
— "Bike Section"

Zinyak: "Before you I place a choice."
Zinyak: "Walk through the blue door and continue to face yet more failures at saving those closest to you. Your race will live on borrowed time and will, through your violent arrogance, wind up extinct."
Zinyak: "Walk through the red door, however, and I will release the humans whom I have collected. I will give them amnesty and even a ship from my fleet to do with as they see fit. However, in choosing this door, you will willingly submit yourself to execution."
Zinyak: "This is the moment where you can prove to be the savior of humanity, or its absolute destroyer."
— "Door Choice"

The Protagonist - Female 1: "The fuck?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Qu'est que c'est?!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "What is this?!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Kinzie... what's going on..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "What's happening!?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "This can't be good..."
Nolan North: "Kinzie... what's going on..."
— "Fading Into Prison Room"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Back me up, Kinzie!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Kinzie, I need help!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "They're everywhere!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'm getting swarmed here!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Need some help Kinzie!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Kinzie gimmie a hand!"
Nolan North: "I'm getting swarmed here!"
Kinzie: "Wait, let me try something..."
— "I Am Death Convo"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Matthew Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
Nolan North: "Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport. Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6. I just hope we can trust him like she does."
— "Matt Flashback"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Ya know, you're still kind of on my virtual shit-list Kinzie..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I almost forgot: Kinzie, I forgive you..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Thanks a lot Kinzie..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Oh, wanted to thank you by the way, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Thanks by the way..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Been meanin' to thank you, Kinzie."
Nolan North: "Oh, wanted to thank you by the way, Kinzie."
Kinzie: "For what?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Last time we were in cyberspace you turned me into a sex doll."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "For not singing with me earlier."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "For this not being a calamity like last time..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Well, I'm in cyber space and I haven't been turned into a sex doll or a toilet yet."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "For not spawning any more tanks to kill me."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Sure you almost lead me to certain death by throwing me unarmed into a virtual hell hole, but you really came through in the end."
Nolan North: "Well, I'm in cyber space and I haven't been turned into a sex doll or a toilet yet. Haha, which, to some people, is the same thing."
Kinzie: "God, are you still mad about that? I said I was sorry."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You gave me access to the webcam you set up in Viola's room, that's not an apology, that's creepy."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You want to truly apologize, you sing Paula Abdul at karaoke night."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Honey, it's not like you ate the last lemon cake...last time we were here you turned me into a fucking toilet. Take the thank you and be done with it."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "It's something that kinda sticks with you in your nightmares. Uughh..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Surprisingly, near death experiences tend to stick with you."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I said you came through..."
Nolan North: "It's something that kinda sticks with you in your nightmares. Uughh..."
— "Mission Convo"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You can give me a gun anytime Kinzie..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "No gun? You're putting a lot of faith in my winning personality."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "So are you giving me a gun or am I saving Matt with polite conversation?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Hey Kinzie, how am I supposed to rescue Matt without a weapon?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Kinzie... where's my gun?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Ya know Kinzie, rescues go better when you have A FUCKING GUN."
Nolan North: "Hey Kinzie, how am I supposed to rescue Matt without a weapon?"
Kinzie: "Well, you don't have super powers either."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Jesus Christ Kinzie, why the fuck are there words in my face?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I don't think a bunch of words blocking the screen is going to help me, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Great. Now there's a bunch of nonsense on the screen."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Why the fuck are there giant words in my face?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Are you kid- what the fuck is on the screen?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I ask for a gun and you give me a typing lesson?"
Nolan North: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Why the fuck are there giant words in my face?"
Kinzie: "It's the command prompt. Just give me a second."
— "Mission Start"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Annnd you do."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Oooo, never mind."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Fan of the bike too."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Okay, this'll work."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Right on."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Makes a lot more sense now."
Nolan North: "Okay, this'll work."
— "Motorcycle Dropped"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "*sigh* Let's do it..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "*sigh* Why not..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "*sigh* Just breathe..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "*sigh* Here we go..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "*sigh* Fuck it..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "*sigh* Only one thing to do..."
Nolan North: "*sigh* Here we go..."
— "Player Makes Choice"
Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to do or die. Make your choice.
— Zinyak, "Player Not Choosing"


The Protagonist - Female 1: "Oh thank god..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "That's better..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Now we're talkin..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Finally..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Thank you..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Much better..."
Nolan North: "Finally..."
Kinzie: "There should be three data towers controlling the security to Matt's prison."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Finally, I get to just blow shit up..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "This is the usual wanton destruction part, yes?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Nothing fancy, just blow 'em up, right?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "And I just blow this thing up, right?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Bout time I get to cause some property damage..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Just take it out, right?"
Nolan North: "And I just blow this thing up, right?"
Kinzie: "Well I wouldn't want you to go outside your comfort zone."
— "Return To Regular Tank"
So will you choose a path to extinction?
— Zinyak, "Show First Choice"

Or will you sacrifice yourself as a savior?
— Zinyak, "Show Second Choice"

Zinyak: "I must say, I am amused at this attempt to save a man who tried to kill you once. Hahaha..."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Three times Zinyak, try to keep up."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "It was really more like 3 times..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Eh, what's a little attempted murder between friends..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Actually twice. No, three times."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I've worked with worse."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Three times actually."
Nolan North: "Actually twice. No, three times."
Zinyak: "All the same, what is it you hope to accomplish? Mr. Miller is beyond your help."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "We'll see about that."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "The only person beyond help is you, Zinyak."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Sweetie, you should know by now, no one ever tells me what I can or can't do."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Then what do you care if I try?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "What I hope to accomplish is to put a bullet in your fucking head."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Don't worry about Matt. Worry about yourself."
Nolan North: "Then what do you care if I try?"
Zinyak: "Eh, very well. Your futile attempts do entertain me after all."
— "Taunt After First Tower"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Wow, this brings back memories... it was total bullshit that you could only carry 200 pounds of bison meat. Wait, is that Matt?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Mon Dieu, not this again...wait, is that Matthew?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I miss Mavis... Wait, is that Matt?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Whoa, it's like my childhood. Wait, is that Matt?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Every time I used a computer like that someone died of dysentery. Whoa, wait, hold up, is that Matt?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Well...at least there's pictures this time. Wait, is that Matt?"
Nolan North: "Whoa, it's like my childhood. Wait, is that Matt?"
Zinyak: "Trapped in technology he doesn't understand, in a cyber world he can't control."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Matt, stay calm...I'll get you out..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Stay strong Matthew, I'm coming."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "It's okay Matt, you'll be out soon..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Don't worry Matt, I'll get you out."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "No one fucks with Miller but me. Zinyak, you're gonna pay for this."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I'll get you out, Matt..."
Nolan North: "Don't worry Matt, I'll get you out."
Zinyak: "Without Ms. Kensington, very doubtful."
— "Text Adventure Computer"
The Protagonist: "Is this the island that pirate came from?"
Zinyak: "Must you continue to display your plebeian intelligence?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Yes?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "It's not my fault your virtual prison deals in vagaries."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Don't you get all upset because your story doesn't make a damn bit of sense..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Ouch. Guess I'm hitting a nerve."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Shit man, just asking a question."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I thought we were bonding."
Nolan North: "Ouch. Guess I'm hitting a nerve."
Zinyak: "I tire of this. Deal with her on your own. Ta ta."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I can deal with anything you throw at me, buddy...."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I thought this island was deserted, no?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Wait what are you-aww hell..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Deal with who?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Who else is here?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "That doesn't sound good..."
Nolan North: "Deal with who?"
— "Text Adventure Island"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "This is bad..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Eddie..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Where's Angel when you need him..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "What the fuck..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Killbane..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Was wondering when you were going to show up, Killbane..."
Nolan North: "What the fuck..."
— "Text Adventure Killbane"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Come on Matt...stand up for yourself!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Don't give up Matthew!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You can do this, Matt!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Sorry Matt, but this is something you need to do."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You can do it Matt!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You can fight him Matt!"
Nolan North: "Sorry Matt, but this is something you need to do."
— "Text Adventure Matt Fight"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "He's like an English honey badger..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Come on Matthew!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "That boy is scrappy..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "See, you can do this, Matt!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Fuck him up!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Give him hell, Matt!"
Nolan North: "See, you can do this, Matt!"
— "Text Adventure Matt Hits"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "*winces* That's not good..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Euck...."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "My bad..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Ouch, sorry about that one."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Oh!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "This thing's taking a turn..."
Nolan North: "Ouch, sorry about that one."
— "Text Adventure Matt Hurt"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You did it Matt!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I didn't know you had it in you, Matthew..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Well I'll be damned..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Way to go, Matt!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Holy shit... you won."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I knew you could do it!"
Nolan North: "Way to go, Matt!"
— "Text Adventure Matt Wins"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "All right, pick up the phone and dial yourself out, Matt."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Okay Matthew, you should be able to pull yourself out of the simulation now..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Matt, hope you're ready to see the real world..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "All right, just pick up the phone and we'll get you out of there, Matt."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Matt, it's time for you to pick up the phone and see the real world..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Time to get outta this hell hole, Matt."
Nolan North: "All right, just pick up the phone and we'll get you out of there, Matt."
— "Text Adventure Phone"
Zinyak: "Ah yes, I'm quite proud of this one."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Why? What is it?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "So this is..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I give up, what is it?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "What am I looking at?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "What is this?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "This is what exactly?"
Nolan North: "What am I looking at?"
Zinyak: "Terror as personified by your literary culture."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I don't understand, it's a dead pirate with a black parrot?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Nolan North: "A dead pirate with a black parrot?"
Zinyak: "It's a raven."
The Protagonist: "Why does the pirate have a raven?"
Zinyak: "*sigh*"
— "Text Adventure Poe"
Zinyak: "Behold my empire."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Wow. Empty space and a purple star."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Eh."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "A rock and a gas giant?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Not very big."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Not gonna lie, I was expecting something a bit more impressive."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Not a whole lot to behold..."
Nolan North: "Not very big."
Zinyak: "This is but a glimpse of what I have conquered."
— "Text Adventure Space"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Jesus Christ Zinyak, are you 13?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Okay, I wasn't expecting that."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Cute loin cloth."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Um... hi..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Oh yeah... Matt had it REAL bad..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Well, hellooo..."
Nolan North: "Um... hi..."
— "Text Adventure Woman"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Last tower, then we grab Matt..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "At the last one... this will be quick"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "The last tower will be down in no time..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "All right, last tower's going down."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Last tower...time to tear this bitch down."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Kinzie, I'm at the last tower...let's finish this."
Nolan North: "All right, last tower's going down."
Zinyak: "Oh, I don't think it should be THAT easy for you."
— "Third Tower Arrive"
Kinzie: "Could it be as simple as "3 D"?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "DON'T YOU DARE HIT ENTER KINZIE!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "NO SPACE! NO SPACE!"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "KINZIE NO!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T PUT IN A SPACE!"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "DON'T HIT ENTER!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "TAKE THE SPACE OUT!"
Nolan North: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T PUT IN A SPACE!"
Kinzie: "Oops, sorry, finger slipped."
— "Top Down Tank 3 Tanks"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Just throwing this out there, I don't want to be staring at the ground for the rest of my life."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I could use a little help here Kinzie..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You gonna gimmie a hand or what?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Kinzie, you gonna fix this or what?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Anytime you wanna fix this Kinzie..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Kinzie, fix this!"
Nolan North: "Kinzie, you gonna fix this or what?"
Kinzie: "I'm trying, but I'm not used to the code they're using. Gimme a second."
— "Top Down Tank Bikes"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "This brings back memories."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Merde."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Here we go again..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Aw hell, not again..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Fuck me, not again..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Tanks. Of course."
Nolan North: "Aw hell, not again..."
Kinzie: "Dammit, the camera's screwed up. You'll just have to deal with it."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Fucking 80s..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Yeah yeah... retro chic, I get it."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Nothin' I can't handle, sugar..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "At least this ain't my first time at the top-down tank rodeo."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Easy for you to say, you're not dealing with the top down bullshit."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "What a surprise..."
Nolan North: "At least this ain't my first time at the top-down tank rodeo."
— "Top Down Tank Start"
He's made the tower invulnerable! Hang on, I'll find a work around.
— Kinzie, "Tower Invulnerable"

GalleryEdit

  • Top down view of The Protagonist's tank
  • The Protagonist fighting off security
  • Third person camera angle restored and Gate Key can now be destroyed
  • The Protagonist fighting off security
  • The Protagonist fighting off security while Kinzie tries to help them
  • The Protagonist ridding the X-2 Phantom to the IO Tower
  • Events of The Protagonist's life and a choice from Zinyak
  • Text Adventure
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  • Memory image sheet
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  • Text Adventures title text
  • Text Adventures title logo
  • Text Adventures arch
  • Text Adventures beach
  • Text Adventures computer
  • Text Adventures kill enter
  • Text Adventures kill punch
  • Text Adventures matt enter
  • Text Adventures phone
  • Text Adventures sizing
  • Text Adventures matt win
  • Text Adventures matt punch
  • Text Adventures space
  • Text Adventures terror

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