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Laura in Purgatory widescreen
Laura in the Saints Hideout in Saints Row 2.
Appears in

Saints Row
Saints Row 2








3rd Street Saints




Drug Trafficking

Laura is a character in Saints Row and Saints Row 2.

Don't worry sweetie, when it comes to drugs or snicker doodles I'm the best.
— Laura[1]


Laura is a normal housewife and mother, who is also a drug dealer. Her clothes and appearance reflect this, as she doesn't wear anything extravagant. In Saints Row 2, her features generally remain unchanged, although she now wears an orange prison outfit with a gray coat and slippers on - even after being freed from Stilwater Penitentiary by The Protagonist.[2]


Saints RowEdit

Laura is the client in the Suburbs District Drug Trafficking Activity in Saints Row. Although initially giving the impression that she's a normal housewife - having a family car, stable personality, a husband, several kids, one of which is a 16 year old[3] named Amy,[4] and giving piano lessons - she reveals an African-American friend of hers recommended the drug trade and she gave dealing Koma a shot. The Protagonist rides shotgun on her drug deals in return for cash and respect.

Saints Row 2Edit

Sometime during the years between the events of Saints Rows and Saints Row 2 Laura leaves her husband and marries Tobias, a fellow drug trafficker. At some point she was incarcerated at Stilwater Penitentiary. In Saints Row 2 The Protagonist rescues and returns her to her loving husband,[2] and the couple start working for the 3rd Street Saints: Tobias as a helicopter pilot and Laura as a drugs expert.[1]

Gat out of HellEdit

Laura has been accepted into Heaven by God while her spouse Tobias is sent into Hell. Unbeknownst to her, Tobias is attempting to reunite with her.[5]


  • Laura is very naive about her dealing of drugs, and both games make humourous references to this through what she says.
  • Upon completion of all of her Drug Trafficking levels in Saints Row, she is unlocked as a homie, armed with a Tombstone, and drives a Hannibal
    • During Drug Trafficking, her Hannibal is a unique variant, but she drives a normal Hannibal when called as a homie.
  • Sometimes during the Drug Trafficking, she occasionally says "I don't want to go to jail", which foreshadows her being in jail at the start of Saints Row 2.
  • In the extras and bonus section of the Saints Row: The Third Prima Guide, it is revealed that Laura and Tobias were to be killed in one of the original plans for The Syndicate's attack on Stilwater, which involved the destruction of the city during a Saints-themed convention called Saints Con.[6]
  • There is a lawn gnome Improvised Weapon outside of Laura's house in Saints Row 2.


  • Laura's homie head in Saints Row
  • Laura in Saints Row
  • Laura as homie in Saints Row
  • Laura inside Stilwater Penitentiary in Saints Row 2
  • Tobias opens the door to find his wife Laura in Saints Row 2
  • The Protagonist leaves after reuniting Laura with her husband in Saints Row 2
  • "Don't worry sweetie, when it comes to drugs or snicker doodles I'm the best."
  • Laura


  1. 1.0 1.1 Mission: Airborne Assault
  2. 2.0 2.1 Mission: File in the Cake
  3. Quote:
    If you think that's bad, you should see what my 16 year old can do
    Laura's 16 year old VOC-SP 2796
    — One of Laura's random Homie remarks during Saints Row

  4. Audio:
    Laura asks to bring Amy to "take your daughter to work day"
  5. Activity: Torment Fraud (Easy)
  6. Image:
    Development history from Saints Row The Third PrimaGuide

    Info from Prima Guide

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