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Kinzie's Adventures
Kinzies adventures complete
"Kinzie's Adventures" mission completion screen
Quest

The Girl Who Beat Cyrus

Quest Objective

Finish Off Cyrus

Unlocked after

Hello Teacup

Homies

Kinzie Kensington

Enemies

? marked, ? minimum kills

Objectives
Rewards
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Gat Time, Fun Time None

Kinzie's Adventures is a Loyalty mission in Saints Row IV.

Cyrus is gonna pay for that fucking poodle skirt.
— Quest description

OverviewEdit

The Protagonist helps Kinzie take revenge on Cyrus Temple from the previous events.[1] The two destroy the STAG equipment to lure Cyrus, the F-69 VTOL arrives, and the duo destroys it. Then Super Powered Cyrus shows up and fights The Protagonist. He then sends reinforcements and then reappears until Kinzie powers up, getting her powers in the process and proceeds to beat up Cyrus.

Gameplay Edit

Kinzie's Adventures - Kill Reinforcements

Gameplay from the mission.

Meet Kinzie
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UI N-A
Go to armory island

Proceed to Sierra Point with Kinzie.

Steal a tank

Steal a STAG Crusader. There is no need to wait for Kinzie – she warps in the passenger seat after one enters the tank.

Destroy STAG equipment

Start blowing up STAG N-Forcers and F-69 VTOLs located around the island.

Kill Cyrus

Cyrus shows up in his own VTOL. The Crusader is likely going to be destroyed so either blow Cyrus' VTOL with a tank's cannon quickly or use provided Alien RPG.

Find Cyrus

After Cyrus' VTOL has been destroyed, proceed to the hangar in the middle of Sierra Point.

Kill Cyrus

Super Powered Cyrus appears.

Kill reinforcements

After losing some health, SNG reinforcements appear instead.

Kill Cyrus

Repeat fighting Cyrus.

Kill reinforcements

Repeat fighting SNG reinforcements.

Kill Cyrus

Kinzie powers up and finishes Cyrus.

Rewards Edit

  • Super Homie - Kinzie unlocked
  • Homie - Cyrus Temple unlocked


Trivia Edit

  • This mission is required in order to get the full ending of the game.
  • Cyrus uses his Saints Row: The Third look in this mission, as he does when called up as a Homie.
  • Kinzie can be dismissed, which causes the mission to fail with the message "!!Mol Kz 01 Failure Homie Dismissed" because the string "mol_kz_01_failure_homie_dismissed" is undefined.
    • This has been fixed in a recent patch for PC version.[3]
  • There is a Condor in the beginning cutscene, although the vehicle itself is not the game data files.[4]
  • Enemy Bulldogs that spawn during the second wave while fighting Cyrus can be hijacked but cannot be driven.

Transcript Edit

Prologue Edit

Kinzie: "We have a problem that needs immediate attention. See me as soon as you can."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Sounds like trouble."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "This sounds urgent."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Seems serious."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You sound serious."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Sounds bad."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Sounds urgent."
Nolan North: "Sounds serious."
Kinzie: "It is."
— Pre-Mission Phonecall

Cutscene #1 Edit

Cyrus Temple. That government thug has been a thorn in my side for far too long. As if he wasn't bad enough in real life, the even more messed-up virtual one has invaded the simulation. We're going to Sierra Point to destroy his base and end him once and for all.
— Kinzie Kensington

Gameplay Edit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Is Cyrus really all that bad?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You really think he's that big a problem?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "It's just Cyrus. How bad can this be?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?"
Nolan North: "Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?"
Kinzie: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME HE'S--"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Whoa, there. Kidding. Why are you so pissed off?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I am only joking. I do not see why you are so angry."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Easy now, I'm on your side."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'm joking. I've just never seen you this angry."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Just kidding, Kinzie. I've just never seen you this angry."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I'm taking the piss, Kinzie. Come on, why are you so cross?"
Nolan North: "I'm joking. I've just never seen you this angry."
Kinzie: "You saw what he put me in. You saw."
— Mission Start


The Protagonist - Female 1: "Huh. Here I am thinking this might be about the time he tried to nuke the US."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Foolish me, I thought this might be about him trying to blow up America."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "And I here I thought this might be about him trying to wipe out America."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Oh, for a second I thought this had to do with him attacking America."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Oh, I thought this might be about him, y'know, trying to blow up America."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Oh, I thought this might be about him, y'know, trying to blow up America."
Nolan North: "Oh, for a second I thought this had to do with him attacking America."
Kinzie: "THAT Cyrus is dead. THIS Cyrus is running rampant in the simulation. I've managed to shut him down each time before things got too hairy but he's getting stronger, bolder, and it's time for him to stop."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Cyrus is breaking into the simulation and this the first I've heard of it?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Why have I not heard until now that Cyrus is breaking into the simulation?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Hang on -- Cyrus can break into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Cyrus has been breaking into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Wait, this is the first I'm hearing that Cyrus is breaking into the simulation."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Cyrus breaks into the simulation and you wait till now to tell me?"
Nolan North: "Cyrus has been breaking into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?"
Kinzie: "I guess I thought you were a little busy freeing your friends, avenging the Earth, and tracking down a maniacal alien overlord."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Let's not forget saving hackers from a fate worse than bobby socks."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Add your rescue to the long list of things I was too busy doing."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I was also busy saving a computer geek from a life of hand jiving."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "And saving brilliant hackers from becoming June Cleaver."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I was also busy saving my favorite hacker from a lifetime of bad sweaters."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "And saving snarky hackers from wholesome family programming."
Nolan North: "And saving brilliant hackers from becoming June Cleaver."
Kinzie: "Yes. And that."
— "Ride to Island"


Kinzie: "Blow everything up!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Well. Someone sure is excited about taking the fight to the enemy."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I have never seen you so keen on destruction."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Honey, this is the first time I've seen you out for blood like this."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I've never seen you so excited about wanton destruction."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Never seen you so excited about blowing up shit."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Y'know, if I'd known wanton destruction got you this excited..."
Nolan North: "I've never seen you so excited about wanton destruction."
Kinzie: "Just get in a tank already!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Reporting for duty."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Oui, mon capitan."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Aye, aye, cap'n."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Aye, aye, cap'n."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Sir, yes, sir!"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Ours is not to question why..."
Nolan North: "Aye, aye, cap'n."
— "Island Arrive"
Kinzie: "TAKE OUT EVERYTHING."
Kinzie: "UH! YEAH!"
Kinzie: "Yeah! TAKE THAT CYRUS!"
— "Encourage"


The Protagonist - Female 1: "So tell me how Cyrus Temple can break into this simulation?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "So how exactly does Cyrus break into this simulation?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "So you want to tell me how Cyrus breaks into this simulation?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "So how is it Cyrus is able to keep breaking into this simulation?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "So how does Cyrus keep breaking into this simulation?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Tell us, Kinzie, how's someone like Cyrus able to break into this simulation?"
Nolan North: "So how is it Cyrus is able to keep breaking into this simulation?"
Kinzie: "This incarnation of Cyrus came from my subconscious. I can only assume he took some of my knowledge about how this whole thing works with him."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "No offense, Kinzie, but that sounds, how you say, "bonkers.""
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Do you realize how nutty that sounds?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Do you realize how crazy that sounds?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "You do know that sounds crazy, right?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Surely you realize that sounds a bit daft?"
Nolan North: "Do you realize how crazy that sounds?"
Kinzie: "Do you realize how crazy everything since we were abducted from the White House sounds?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I'm just trying to roll with the punches and not dwell on the absurdity."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Truly it seems we have gone through the looking glass."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I find it best to not worry too hard about that."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I find it best to not think too hard about it."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I'm doing a pretty good job NOT thinking about that."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Okay, you've got a good point there."
Nolan North: "I find it best to not think too hard about it."
— "Tank Fight"
Kinzie: "HERE HE COMES. He's in a jet!"
Kinzie: "I hope you're ready for this!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Ready's my middle name--"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I am always ready--"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I was born ready--"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'm always ready--"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "When am I ever NOT ready?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Ready, steady--"
Nolan North: "I'm always ready--"
Kinzie: "NOT YOU. HIM."
— "Cyrus Intro"


Cyrus: "Hey, little lady, glad you're okay."
Cyrus: "Can't wait to take you back to where you belong--THE KITCHEN."
— "Cyrus Intro Tease"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Looks like that took care of him."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I assume that explosion took care of him."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "No way he's surviving that explosion."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Well. That explosion should take care of him."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I bet that took care of him."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Well. That explosion should take care of him."
Nolan North: "Well. That explosion should take care of him."
Kinzie: "Don't bet on it. I know he's still here somewhere."
— "Cyrus Jet Death"
Cyrus: "Hey, Kinzie, are you still trying to fight a man's fight?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Ooh. Cyrus. Bad mistake."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Ooh. Cyrus. You should not have said that."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Ooh. Cyrus. You're gonna want to take that back."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Ooh. Cyrus. That was a mistake."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Ooh. Cyrus. You're gonna wish you could take that one back."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Ooh. Cyrus. Not your smartest move."
Nolan North: "Ooh. Cyrus. That was a mistake."
Kinzie: "Hurt him. But save the last hit for me."
— "Cyrus Face2Face Intro"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Since when was Cyrus this sexist?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I do not recall Cyrus being this sexist."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I don't think Cyrus was sexist. His number two was a woman."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I don't remember Cyrus being this sexist."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Was Cyrus really that sexist?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I don't recall Cyrus being so sexist."
Nolan North: "I don't remember Cyrus being this sexist."
Kinzie: "Admittedly, my mental projection of him may be a bit skewed."
The Protagonist: "A bit?"
Kinzie: "He held me hostage. What, are you on his side now?!"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "No, ma'am."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "No, mademoiselle."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "No, hon."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "No, ma'am."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Never."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "No, luv."
Nolan North: "No, ma'am."
— "Cyrus Fight"
Kinzie: "Shit, he blinked out on us!"
Kinzie: "He vanished again! Get ready!"
Kinzie: "Gah! I wish he'd stop disappearing!"
— "Cyrus Disappear"
Cyrus: "See if you can handle this!"
Cyrus: "Guards! To me!"
Cyrus: "Once more for old time's sake!"
— "Cyrus Reinforcements"
Cyrus: "All this fighting's making me hungry. Go fix us a sandwich, wouldja?"
Cyrus: "C'mon, girl, just give up already."
Cyrus: "Typical. Having SOMEONE ELSE fight your battles for you."
— "Cyrus Mock"
Kinzie: "It ends here, Temple."
Kinzie: "You hungry? EAT THIS."
— "Cyrus Killing Blow"
Kinzie: "That's it! I've had it! I'm...oh shit. What's happening? I think I'm--"
Kinzie: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
— "Kinzie Goes Nuclear"
Aaargh! I will not be your fucking slave you piece of shit! Aaarrgh! I'm done.
— Kinzie, "Kinzie Kills Cyrus"

UnsortedEdit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "That was the sort of thing I expect from ME, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Very fierce, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Wow."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "That was, like, total action-movie badass, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Kinzie, swag."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "That was...disturbingly hot, Kinzie."
Nolan North: "That was total action-movie badass, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I'm surprised you had it in you."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I had no idea you were capable of that."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "You sure got moxie, girl."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I had no idea you had that in you."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Didn't know you had that in you."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "What more lurks within you, I wonder?"
Nolan North: "I had no idea you had that in you."
Kinzie: "I am a formally-trained federal agent, you know."
Kinzie: "Either way, I think I've worked it out of my system. Thank you."
— "Cyrus Dead"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Honesty, Kinzie, you are starting to scare me."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I must confess, Kinzie, you are starting to scare me."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Damn, sugar, you are really creeping me out."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Not gonna lie, Kinzie. You're kinda freaking me out."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Dial it back, Kinzie. I don't like seeing you like this."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Easy, girl, don't go off the deep end."
Nolan North: "Not gonna lie, Kinzie. You're kinda freaking me out."
Kinzie: "I thought you'd appreciate me getting into death and destruction."
— "Island End"


Gallery Edit

  • Cyrus in Kinzie's Adventures intro
  • The Protagonist and Kinzie destroying STAG equipment using a Crusader
  • The Protagonist and Kinzie destroying STAG equipment using a Crusader
  • The Protagonist and Kinzie destroying STAG equipment using a Crusader
  • Cyrus flying in with his personal VTOL
  • The Protagonist fighting Cyrus
  • The Protagonist fighting Cyrus
  • The Protagonist fighting Cyrus and his backup
  • The Protagonist fighting Cyrus
  • Kinzie upgraded into a Super Saint
  • Kinzie beating down Cyrus
  • The Condor in the beginning cutscene

References Edit

  1. Mission: Hello Teacup
  2. Note: Kinzie's Side Quests and Romance must be completed too.
  3. Saints Row website: Patch 8 (released: 1/21/14)
  4. Image:
    Condor in Kinzie's Adventures cutscene in Saints Row IV

    The Condor in the beginning cutscene

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