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Hello Teacup
Hello Teacup - complete
"Hello Teacup" mission completion screen
Quest

The Girl Who Hates the 50s

Quest Objective

Rescue Kinzie

Vehicles

None

Enemies

? marked, ? minimum kills

Objectives

?

Rewards
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He Lives We have the Technology

"Hello Teacup" is a mission in Saints Row IV.

We're not leaving Kinzie behind.
— Quest description

OverviewEdit

After Keith David repledges his loyalty to the Saints, he gives Matt Miller a series of numbers he overheard Zinyak speak about. Matt uses these numbers and plugs them into CID, causing him to go out of control. The Protagonist has to follow CID, where he finds a wall and creates a picture of a Cabbit on a wall. After touching the Cabbit, The Protagonist is transported to a room that contains the entire map of the simulation. CID uses the map to find Kinzie. After being transported there, The Protagonist finds himself in the 50s sitcom he first appeared in. The Protagonist finds Kinzie, but she is revealed to be a decoy. After chasing down a police car with another decoy Kinzie in it, the decoy manages to tell him to go to the town square, where it is revealed that Cyrus Temple is the mayor, and has organized a rally. The Protagonist then has to reprogram the speakers from broadcasting Cyrus' speech to one that plays 50s music. After reprogramming the first speaker, Matt gives The Protagonist a Dubstep Gun which The Protagonist uses to fight off propaganda trucks that attempt to run The Protagonist over. When The Protagonist has finally finished reprogramming the speakers, he goes to the stage, where the real Kinzie is in a poodle skirt. The reprogramming causes a glitch that makes the crowd and Kinzie dance, and Cyrus loses his temper and attempts to kill The Protagonist. Matt Miller gives a reskin of the Dubstep Gun, which converts it into the Pop skin. After defeating Cyrus, The Protagonist and Kinzie escape to the real world, where Kinzie punches the president after he talks about her in her poodle skirt.

GameplayEdit

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RewardsEdit

  • Weapon - Dubstep Gun unlocked
  • Vehicle - Propaganda Truck unlocked

TriviaEdit

  • "Tea cup" was revealed to be Kinzie's safeword in Saints Row: The Third, while discussing Safeword.[1]
  • The building with the Cabbit on the wall is the same building used in Power Up CID.
  • If Kinzie is pushed into the water, she hovers and continue dancing. If Cyrus runs into the water, he stops attacking and tread water, but still shouting threats.
  • The house and diner from "A Pleasant Day" are accessible
    • A Professor Genki cartoon is playing on both TVs in the house.
    • The diner has a glaring anachronism: a 21st century cordless phone on the counter.
  • The final "Go to Kinzie" objective points to the same location, regardless of whether Kinzie has been moved elsewhere.
  • Cyrus is dressed like General George Patton at the beginning of the film Patton, including a pair of ivory handled pistols.
  • In the radial weapon inventory, only the "fist" option is available.
  • After the mission is complete, Cyrus' final Audio Logs are available, allowing to complete all Challenges.
  • There is no time limit for locating Kinzie after entering 1950s Steelport.
  • Some NPC conversations are anachronistic, such as discussing hybrid vehicles.
  • This mission is the only time a Lightning can be saved to the Garage.

TranscriptEdit

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Pre Mission PhonecallEdit

Matt Miller: "The information I got from Keith was a code of some kind. Apparently, he overheard Zinyak telling one of his subordinates a series of numbers somehow connected to Kinzie's location. I'd bet these digits line up with some proprietary coordination system used by the Simulation. But I don't have access to that. We'd need someone who's able to plug directly into the Simulation."
The Protagonist Female 1: "Download the data to CID. We've got it from there."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Whatever Kinzie has, download it to CID. We'll take it from there."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Why don't you send what you've got to CID. He and I can figure it out from there."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Send the data to CID. We'll take it from there."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Send the stuff she compiled to CID. We're on it."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Whatever Kinzie complied, let's try running it through CID."
Nolan North: "Send the data to CID. We'll take it from there."
— Pre Mission Phonecall

Return to PleasantvilleEdit

The Protagonist Female 1: "Oh man. This place. *BEEP* ME."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Zut alors. This place. *BEEP* ME."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Lord almighty. This place. *BEEP* ME."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Oh man. This place. *BEEP* ME."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Oh man. This place. *BEEP* ME."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Strewth. This place. *BEEP* ME."
Nolan North: "Oh man. This place. *BEEP* ME."
— Return to Pville
The Protagonist Female 1: "That's the saddest radial menu I've ever seen."
The Protagonist Female 2: "This town's gun laws are barbaric."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Now that's just sad."
The Protagonist Male 1: "That's the saddest radial menu I've ever seen."
The Protagonist Male 2: "So close, and yet... so far."
The Protagonist Male 3: "No room at the inn."
Nolan North: "That's the saddest radial menu I've ever seen."
— After The Protagonist looks at the weapons menu


The Protagonist Female 1: "Kinzie! C'mon, let's make ourselves scarce!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Kinzie! Fantastic! Come, let us get out of here!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Kinzie! Let's get outta here!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Kinzie! Great! C'mon, let's get out of here!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Kinzie! C'mon, we gotta bounce!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Kinzie! Brilliant! Let's head for the exit!"
Nolan North: "Kinzie! Great! C'mon, let's get out of here!"
Kinzie: "If you want to speak with my husband, he'll be home this afternoon."
The Protagonist Female 1: "Kinzie...?"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Kinzie...?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Kinzie...?"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Kinzie...?"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Kinzie...?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Kinzie...?"
Nolan North: "Kinzie...?"
Kinzie: "Say, I'm afraid I don't have much of a green thumb."
Kinzie: "Oh, can you help me get this bulb to sit right?"
— The Protagonist finds Kinzie
The Protagonist stomps the flowers
The Protagonist Female 1: "*BEEP* the flowers, we gotta go!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Are you out of your mind?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "I appreciate your attention to detail, but let's get outta here!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "No Kinzie! I can't!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Bulb?! *BEEP* the bulb!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Have you gone completely mad?"
Nolan North: "No Kinzie! I can't!"
Kinzie: "What... what... what are you doing?"
— Planted Flower
Kinzie: "Hurry! I'm being held captive by..."
The Protagonist Female 1: "Kinzie?!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Kinzie?!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Kinzie?!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Kinzie?!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Kinzie?!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Kinzie?!"
Nolan North: "Kinzie?!"
— Kinzie Call 01
The Protagonist Female 1: "Where'd she go?"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Matthew, what the hell just happened?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Matt, was that my fault, or...?"
The Protagonist Male 1: "What just happened to Kinzie?"
The Protagonist Male 2: "What happened to her?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Matt, she's not back with you now, is she?"
Nolan North: "What just happened to Kinzie?"
Matt Miller: "Oooh, that must have been a decoy. That's smart. See if there are any more around!"
— Kinzie Vanish


The Protagonist Female 1: "Got another Kinzie ahead. Should I--wait!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "I see another Kinzie, but I--wait!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Well there's another Kinzie, but I--wait!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Matt, I've found another Kinzie, I... wait!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Okay I see another Kinzie. I--wait!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Got another Kinzie here, Matt. I--wait!"
Nolan North: "Matt, I've found another Kinzie, I--wait!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "Oh *BEEP*!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Oh *BEEP*!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Oh *BEEP*!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Oh *BEEP*!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Oh *BEEP*!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Oh *BEEP*!"
Nolan North: "Oh *BEEP*!"
— Second Kinzie
Matt Miller: "What's going on?"
The Protagonist Female 1: "The cops have Kinzie!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "The police have Kinzie!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "They have Kinzie!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "The cops have Kinzie!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "The five-o have Kinzie!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "The coppers have Kinzie!"
Nolan North: "The cops have Kinzie!"
— Cops Have Kinzie
The Protagonist Female 1: "Next time I'll drive up your *BEEP*ing tailpipe!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "*BEEP* that was fun!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Yes, I DID get my license at Freckle *BEEP-BEEP*! So what?"
The Protagonist Male 1: "All right! Man, I *BEEP*ing needed that!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Yes! Nothing like a little *BEEP*ing adrenaline!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "That's what you get for driving on the wrong side of the *BEEP*ing street!"
Nolan North: "All right! Man, I *BEEP*ing needed that!"
— Kinzie
The Protagonist Female 1: "I really hope this is the real you--"
The Protagonist Female 2: "I really hope this is the real you--"
The Protagonist Female 3: "I really hope this is the real you--"
The Protagonist Male 1: "I really hope this is the real you..."
The Protagonist Male 2: "I really hope this is the real you."
The Protagonist Male 3: "I really hope this is the real you--"
Nolan North: "I really hope this is the real you."
Kinzie: "Golly! That bump sure was a doozy, wasn't it?"
Kinzie: "Get to City Hall! HURRY!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "God, that's disturbing."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Are you kidding me..."
The Protagonist Female 3: "That's disquieting."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Okay..."
The Protagonist Male 2: "There she goes again..."
The Protagonist Male 3: "I have an ex I should teach that trick to."
Nolan North: "Okay..."
— Kinzie Call 02


Matt Miller: "Do you remember Cyrus Temple?"
The Protagonist Female 1: "The paramilitary thug who tried to save America by destroying it with a bigass nuclear missile? Yeah, we crossed paths."
The Protagonist Female 2: "The walking Napoleon Complex who tried to start World War Three just because he lost to a street gang? Never heard of him."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Oh do you mean that jackbooted wannabe thug whose missile I rode right into the highest office in the land? I think so."
The Protagonist Male 1: "The thug who launched a nuclear missile to take out America because he's a big baby that hates losing? Name rings a bell."
The Protagonist Male 2: "The paramilitary thug who tried to save America by destroying it with a bigass nuclear missile? Yeah, we crossed paths."
The Protagonist Male 3: "You mean that bad haircut in body armor who tried to wipe an entire country off the map? Hm. I'm thinking yeah I do."
Nolan North: "The thug who launched a nuclear missile to take out America because he's a big baby that hates losing? Name rings a bell."
Matt Miller: "He's... in charge here."
The Protagonist Female 1: "No way. Uh-uh. Isn't that *BEEP* dead?"
The Protagonist Female 2: "No. No no no. Didn't I kill that *BEEP*?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Now just a second. Shouldn't he be dead?"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Are you serious?! Shouldn't he be dead?"
The Protagonist Male 2: "No. Uh-uh. Didn't I kill him with chemicals?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Wait a minute. Shouldn't he be dead?"
Nolan North: "Are you serious?! Shouldn't he be dead?"
Matt Miller: "Not in Kinzie's mind, no."
— City Hall Call
The Protagonist Female 1: "Matt, I've got eyes on Cyrus, but...he's, like twenty years younger, and dressed normal, more or less."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Okay, I see Temple, but... he looks younger, handsome, even. And not dressed like a stormtrooper."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Maybe Viola was right about Cyrus. He is pretty dreamy."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Well, well. There he is. Hey, why is he so much younger and...not in a uniform."
The Protagonist Male 2: "And there's Cyrus, only... why's he look younger and less... armored?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "There he is, Cyrus Temple. But wasn't he older before, and...where's his uniform?"
Nolan North: "Well, well. There he is. Hey, why is he so much younger and...not in a uniform."
— DriveIn


The Protagonist Female 1: "There's Kinzie. Hook me up with some firepower."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Kinzie is with him. Send me a weapon."
The Protagonist Female 3: "He's got Kinzie. Be a dove and drop me a sniper rifle?"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Cyrus has Kinzie. Matt, give me a gun."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Cyrus has Kinzie. Drop me a gun, Matt."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Cyrus has Kinzie. Matt, a gun if you please?"
Nolan North: "Cyrus has Kinzie. Matt, give me a gun."
Matt Miller: "I can't!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "You are no *BEEP*ing help. And I can't listen to this garbage one more minute."
The Protagonist Female 2: "This place is insufferable! But I don't need to shoot him to silence him."
The Protagonist Female 3: "I've had enough of the *BEEP*ing rules here! Gun or no gun, I'm shutting him up."
The Protagonist Male 1: "*BEEP* it, Matt! Give me something."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Lotta *BEEP*ing good you are. If I can't blow his head off, I can still shut him up."
The Protagonist Male 3: "This place is a *BEEP*ing nightmare. At the very least I'm doing something 'bout the noise pollution."
Nolan North: "*BEEP* it, fine! If I can't shoot him, I'll at least shut him up."
— DriveIn Call
He has speakerboxes all over town. If you really want to shut him up, you'll have to take them all out!
— Matt Miller, after the first speaker has been hacked


The Protagonist Female 1: "Okay, what's this switch do..?"
The Protagonist Female 2: "The red wire? Or the blue?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Maybe if I cross these wires..."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Here we go."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Anything's better than this."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Here goes nothing..."
Nolan North: "Here we go."
— Speaker Hack One


The Protagonist Female 1: "Matt, buddy, if you don't find a way to give me some kind of weapon..."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Matthew, for your own good I strongly urge you to find SOME kind of weapon..."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Y'know, Miller, if it was Kinzie in your seat, I'd be driving a tank by now."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Matt, man, come on. You've gotta give me some kind of weapon."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Matt, I am naked here without some kind of weapon...."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Miller, either put a gun in my hand, or I swear I'll put a knife to your throat."
Nolan North: "Matt, man, come on. You've gotta give me some kind of weapon."
Matt Miller: "I'm telling you, this simulation is locked... Oh. Oh, wait a minute."
The Protagonist Female 1: "Matt's excited. This can't end well."
The Protagonist Female 2: "No more waiting. I demand results."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Never keep a lady waiting."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Excited Matt. This can't be good."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Go on...?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Music to my ears..."
Nolan North: "Excited Matt. This can't be good."
Matt Miller: "I've left you something in a weapons crate."
— Player Needs a Gun


The Protagonist Female 1: "What is this?! Am I fighting or throwing a block party?"
The Protagonist Female 2: "A music gun. Worst. Weapon. Ever."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Jesus Christ, Matt. I'm not lookin' to fill out my dance card."
The Protagonist Male 1: "A... music gun. Seriously, Matt?"
The Protagonist Male 2: "A BOOM BOX?! Is this a *BEEP*ing JOKE?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "NOT what I meant by "music to my ears.""
Nolan North: "A... music gun. Are you serious, Matt?"
Matt Miller: "I told you: No weapons allowed. But the power of music can overcome all obstacles."
The Protagonist Female 1: "*BEEP* it. I'm in. Let the music play."
The Protagonist Female 2: "*BEEP* it. I'll give it one song."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Yes, yes it can."
The Protagonist Male 1: "*BEEP* it. I'm in. Music gun it is."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Fine. I'll try it. But if you tell me I gotta break dance... it's your *BEEP* motha *BEEP*"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Well if we load it with punk rock it might be worth a go..."
Nolan North: "*BEEP* it. I'm in. Music gun it is."
— Player Gets Wub Wub


The Protagonist Female 1: "I swear I'm gonna punch him in the throat."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Oh, he is pushing my buttons."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Shut up already."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Shut your filthy mouth, Cyrus!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Man loves his own voice."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Zimos would straighten this bloke out."
Nolan North: "Shut your filthy mouth, Cyrus!"
— Speaker Hack Two
There are two more!
— Matt Miller, after the second speaker has been hacked


The Protagonist Female 1: "Sorry, fellas, my dance card is full!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "You can't stop the music! Nobody can stop the music!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Oh, no you don't! This ain't gonna be the day the music died."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Trying to stop me, huh? Oooh, I don't think so."
The Protagonist Male 2: "You trying to cut in on my dance?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Oh, there's no stopping this party now."
Nolan North: "Trying to stop me, huh? Oooh, I don't think so."
The Protagonist Female 1: "Oh yes I CAN stop the signal!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Oh yes I CAN stop the signal!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Oh yes I CAN stop the signal!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Oh yes I CAN stop the signal!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Oh yes I CAN stop the signal!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Oh yes I CAN stop the signal!"
Nolan North: "Oh yes I CAN stop the signal!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "Propaganda truck, huh? Come at me!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Propaganda truck, huh? Come at me!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Propaganda truck, huh? Come at me!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Propaganda truck, huh? Come at me!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Propaganda truck, huh? Come at me!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Propaganda truck, huh? Come at me!"
Nolan North: "Propaganda truck, huh? Come at me!"
— Polka Truck
The Protagonist Female 1: "Gonna shove these wires up his *BEEP*!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "I want to slap the *BEEP* right out of his mouth."
The Protagonist Female 3: "This *BEEP* is unbelievable!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Enough of this bull*BEEP*!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Oh, shut your *BEEP*ing mouth already!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Heard enough of this horse*BEEP*!"
Nolan North: "Enough of this bull*BEEP*!"
— Speaker Hack Three
One more to go!
— Matt Miller, after the third speaker has been hacked

The Protagonist Female 1: "*BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR *BEEPING* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*"
The Protagonist Female 2: "*BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR *BEEPING* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*"
The Protagonist Female 3: "*BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR *BEEPING* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*"
The Protagonist Male 1: "*BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR *BEEPING* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*"
The Protagonist Male 2: "*BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR *BEEPING* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*"
The Protagonist Male 3: "*BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR *BEEPING* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*"
Nolan North: "*BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR *BEEPING* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*"
— Speaker Hack Four
Okay, that's it!
— Matt Miller, after the last speaker has been hacked

The Protagonist Female 1: "Matt, I'm taking down Cyrus now. Time for our final dance-off."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Matt, I am going for Cyrus now. Time for Phase Two of this plan."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Now it's Cyrus Temple's turn."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Matt, I'm heading back to Cyrus. Time for the second part of this plan."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Matt, I'm heading for Cyrus. Time for Part Two of this plan."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Listen, Miller, it's time for Part Two of our plan."
Nolan North: "Matt, I'm heading back to Cyrus. Time for the second part of this plan."
Matt Miller: "Which is...?"
The Protagonist Female 1: "Oh, you'll see."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Trust me. You'll like it."
The Protagonist Female 3: "No spoilers, honey..."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Trust me. You'll like it."
The Protagonist Male 2: "You will see. And you will enjoy."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Hell, I thought you knew."
Nolan North: "Trust me. You'll like it."
— Dance Finish
Cyrus: "What in the Sam Hill?!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "I thought this was a party. Let's dance!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "I thought this was a party. Let's dance!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "I thought this was a party. Let's dance!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Hey, I thought this was a party. Let's dance!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "I thought this was a party. Let's dance!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "I thought this was a party. Let's dance!"
Nolan North: "I thought this was a party. Let's dance!"
— Back to DriveIn


Cyrus: "Why you!"
Cyrus: "Stop that! Stop that right now!"
Cyrus: "That's it! This ends now, you hoodlum!"
— Cyrus Angry
You want to dance? DANCE WITH ME.
— Cyrus

Matt Miller: "Hey! I've got a new track for you to try."
The Protagonist Female 1: "Bring it on!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Add it to the playlist!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Let's hear it, hon."
The Protagonist Male 1: "A new track?"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Well, run that *BEEP*"
The Protagonist Male 3: "By all means."
Nolan North: "A new track?"
Matt Miller: "I'm uploading it now. Give it a shot!"
— Wub Wub Upgrade


The Protagonist Female 1: "The hits just keep on coming!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Matt, I could almost kiss you!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Like your style, Matt."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Whoa. Check you out, DJ Miller!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "DJ Matt Miller! Yeah, man."
The Protagonist Male 3: "You available for parties and bar mitzvahs?"
Nolan North: "Whoa. Check you out, DJ Matty-Matt Miller!"
— Wub Wub
The Protagonist Female 1: "Kinzie! Let's get the fuck out of here."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Kinzie! Let's get the fuck out of here."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Kinzie! Let's get the fuck out of here."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Kinzie! Let's get the fuck out of here."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Kinzie! Let's get the fuck out of here."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Kinzie! Let's get the fuck out of here."
Nolan North: "Kinzie! Let's get the fuck out of here."
Matt Miller: "Hey! You swore!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "Fuckin'-a right I did."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Eh. This town is going to shit."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Damn straight."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Goddamn right I did."
The Protagonist Male 2: "What can I say? I'm the shit."
The Protagonist Male 3: "I'm a right bastard that way."
Nolan North: "Goddamn right I did."
— Cyrus Defeated

UnsortedEdit

The Protagonist: "Are you sure this the right place?"
CID: "Absolutely."
The Protagonist: "What the fuck is all this?"
CID: "A map of the simulation."
The Protagonist: "Where are all the Broken Shillelaghs?"
CID: "If it would make the map more understandable to you I could create a holograph-"
The Protagonist: "God no, we're good."
The Protagonist: "So can you find Kinzie?"
CID: "In theory, yes. The time consuming part will be identifying Kinzie's brainwaves in a sea of other data."
The Protagonist: "Just find whatever looks the most abnormal, it's probably her."
CID: "Insulting, yet accurate. Good luck."
— Hello Teacup opening cutscene

Matt: "Kinzie, you're ok!"
Kinzie: "You don't tell anyone what you saw. Do you understand me?"
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, it really wasn't that b..."
Kinzie: "I said ANYONE."
The Protagonist: "Hey, you got it."
The Protagonist: "Just saying, it was a cute poodle skirt..."
— Hello Teacup closing cutscene

Kinzie: "Yeah! Take him down!"
Kinzie: "He put me... In a poodle skirt."
Kinzie: "Don't let him get away with this!"
Kinzie: "Show him who's boss!"
— Boss Fight Encourage
That's Zinyak trying to clean up the mess. Stop them!
— Matt Miller, after the Cops capture Kinzie

The Protagonist Female 1: "Let's show this town what it means to be young!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Let's show this town what it means to be young!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Let's show this town what it means to be young!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Let's show this town what it means to be young!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Let's show this town what it means to be young!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Let's show this town what it means to be young!"
Nolan North: "Let's show this town what it means to be young!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "Now it's time to cut loose!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Vive le dance revolution!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Let's have the time of our lives!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Find the rhythm, find the beat!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Electric boogaloo, motha *BEEP*"
The Protagonist Male 3: "All the people on the left; wopbamboogie, all the people on the right; boogaloo!"
Nolan North: "Find the rhythm, find the beat!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "Dance like no one's watching!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "We're going to party! Karamu! Fiesta! Forever!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Dance, puppets! Dance!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Yeah, shake your tail feathers, hepcats!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Dance like you mean it!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Slow, slow, quick-quick slow!"
Nolan North: "Yeah, shake your tailfeathers, hepcats!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "I think this town lost the stick up its butt!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "So can we rename it funkytown?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Well, it ain't Branson, but it'll do!"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Nice! Now this is a town I can live in!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Now it's a party!"
The Protagonist Male 3: "They're almost ready for Bollywood!"
Nolan North: "Nice! Now *this* is a town I can live in!"
— Dance Stop
Matt Miller: "Maybe that's how Kinzie imagines him in her dreams?"
The Protagonist Female 1: "Watch it."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Stop."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Don't blame her."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Matt."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Dude. Not cool."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Mate."
Nolan North: "Dude, Matt. Really."
— DriveIn Arrival
The Protagonist Female 1: "Weird. Bunnies don't really seem very Kinzie..."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Since when is Kinzie into bunny-rabbits?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Of course it's a cabbit."
The Protagonist Male 1: "I didn't know Kinzie had a thing for bunnies."
The Protagonist Male 2: "Huh. A rabbit. A creepy, creepy rabbit."
The Protagonist Male 3: "About the last thing I associate with Kinzie is bunnies."
Nolan North: "I didn't know Kinzie had a thing for bunnies."
Matt Miller: "If I had to guess, it looks like this sigil is connected to some sort of secret room."
The Protagonist Female 1: "A secret room? Okay, that does sound like her."
The Protagonist Female 2: "A secret room? Clever girl."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Ooh, I always wanted a secret room."
The Protagonist Male 1: "A secret room? Clever girl."
The Protagonist Male 2: "A secret room? Figures."
The Protagonist Male 3: "A secret room? What is that girl up to?"
Nolan North: "A secret room? Clever girl."
The Protagonist Female 1: "Almost afraid to see what's in it."
The Protagonist Female 2: "What, I wonder, does she have in it?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Mine would have had a little sofa, and a vanity, and a gun safe..."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Time to see what's in it."
The Protagonist Male 2: "How pissed will she be if I find her diary in there?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Shall we go down the rabbit hole?"
Nolan North: "Time to see what's in it."
— Find Symbol
Matt Miller: "I'm going to hack the code to find out where CID is going..."
The Protagonist Female 1: "Keep your hands out of that code."
The Protagonist Female 2: "Don't you touch a thing!"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Let's let CID handle this."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Don't touch anything!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Don't even THINK about it."
The Protagonist Male 3: "No you're not. Let CID do his thing."
Nolan North: "Don't touch anything!"
— Follow CID
CID: "Data received. Hm. Very interesting. It seems GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "Something's wrong. CID, talk to me!"
The Protagonist Female 2: "CID, what is wrong with you?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Am I gonna have to call tech support?"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Whoa! Shit, what's happening?"
The Protagonist Male 2: "Damn, CID, you gonna be okay?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "Crikey, he's losing it!"
Nolan North: "Whoa! Shit, what's happening?"
CID: "I DON'T KNOW... I-I-I... OH HERE I GO!"
The Protagonist Female 1: "So, uh, maybe I should follow CID?"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Ah, Matthew, perhaps I should follow CID."
The Protagonist Female 3: "Guess I'd better follow the bouncing ball."
The Protagonist Male 1: "Uh, Matt, I'm... following CID."
The Protagonist Male 2: "O-kay. I'll just follow CID now."
The Protagonist Male 3: "Right, then. I'll just be following CID."
Nolan North: "Uh, Matt, I'm... following CID."
— Mission Start
The Protagonist Female 1: "What the hell was that?"
The Protagonist Female 2: "Mon dieu! What was that?"
The Protagonist Female 3: "Hey now! What happened?"
The Protagonist Male 1: "Woah--what just happened?!"
The Protagonist Male 2: "And... what just happened?"
The Protagonist Male 3: "What the *BEEP* was that?"
Nolan North: "Woah--what just happened?!"
Matt Miller: "Cyrus must have something in place to keep you from getting close to Kinzie."
— Stage Teleport

GalleryEdit

  • Cabbit on a wall projected by Cid
  • A map of the Simulation
  • The Protagonist finding Kinzie
  • The second Kinzie being taken into custody by the Cops
  • The Protagonist fighting the Cops
  • Cyrus making a speech with the real Kinzie beside him
  • The Protagonist rewiring the speaker boxes around town
  • The Protagonist fighting Propaganda Trucks with the Dubstep Gun
  • The Protagonist fighting Propaganda Trucks with the Dubstep Gun
  • Kinzie dancing to the music with Cyrus looking on in shock
  • The Protagonist fighting the Cops with the Pop Star Dubstep Gun
  • The Protagonist fighting Cyrus with the Pop Star Dubstep Gun
  • Kinzie threatening The Protagonist not to mention about the Poodle Skirt

ReferencesEdit

  1. Mission: Return to Steelport
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