Template:Infobox building Freckle Bitch's is a chain Fast Food restaurant around Stilwater in both Saints Row and Saints Row 2.
- You Can't Beat Our Meat
- — Slogan
Description
Freckle Bitch's slogan is "You Can't Beat Our Meat", and is played on their radio commercials and on signs around Stilwater. The mascot used on radio commercials is a promiscuous young woman who talks about being "all grown up" after working in her "daddy's restaurant". In Saints Row 2, her voice is changed from a perky teenager to a much older woman with a raspy voice who coughs throughout the advertisement.
Menu
- "Value" is used for choosing which item to replace
| Image | Name | Type | SR1 Cost | SR2 Cost | Value | Health | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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The Fist | Food | 150 | 100 | 100 | 75 | A pound and a half of meat, tomatoes, onions and hot spicy brown mustard. This big-ass burger is huge. |
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Chicken Bazooms | Food | 50 | 75 | 100 | 60 | Giant, oval chicken nuggets |
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The Twins | Food | 100 | 50 | 90 | 40 | Two identical half pound burgers |
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Big Swallow | Drink | 20 | 20 | 80 | 20 | A styrofoam cup of any delicious cola beverage. |
Locations
- Amberbrook, Museum District
- Sommerset, Apartments District
- Tidal Spring/Misty Lane, Suburbs District
- Saints Row only
- Mission Beach, Saint's Row District
- Saints Row 2 only
- Cecil Park, Barrio District
- Rounds Square Shopping Center - Level 4 food court
Vehicles
Freckle Bitch's branded vehicles.
- Oring
- Mongoose - Variant unlocked after completing one Chop Shop list
- Hurricane - Randomly spawning variant
Trivia
- Characters in the game often mention wanting to eat at Freckle Bitch's.[1][2][3]
- The phone number for Freckle Bitch's is 555-MEAT (555-6328).
- The food sold at Freckle Bitch's are references to sexual slang. A non-purchasable entree is referred to as a "Fun Bag", which is a parody of a kid's meal. Troy mentions wanting to get one in Saints Row.[4]
- The restaurant is a parody of the popular North American fast-food chain, Wendy's, founded by Dave Thomas, and the Freckle Bitch's mascot on Melinda Lou Thomas, his daughter whose likeness was used as the Wendy's trademark.
- In the Gearbox game Duke Nukem: Forever, when fighting through Duke Burger Kitchen, if an enemy or Duke shoots a jar of Duke Sauce, Duke says "Better than Freckle Bitches!".
Saints Row 2
- Freckle Bitch's female mascots wear roller skates and drive Orings. The only male mascot wearing roller skates is Hitman target Scott.
- "Freckle Bitch's Freckles" is makeup option during Player Customization. It is also possible to customize The Protagonist to look like Freckle Bitch's female mascots though their hair accessory and roller blades are unavailable.
- The Hitman target, Greg the Company of Gyros mascot, is triggered by ordering from Freckle Bitch's.
- After calling 555-MEAT, a Freckle Bitch's Oring drives to The Protagonist's location, and the driver exists, but does not function as a store. The driver drops a Freckle Bitch's food item when killed.
- Sometimes female civilians (who sound like Female Voice 3) mention that Freckle Bitch's use their dogs for meat.
- The voice in the Freckle Bitch's commercial changes drastically between Saints Row and Saints Row 2.
- Freckle Bitch's food items "The Fist" and "The Twins" can also be purchased at Charred Hard Burgers; only "Big Swallow" and "Chicken Bazooms" are exclusive to Freckle Bitch's.
- A Freckle Bitch's Big Swallow drink cup is the model used for all non-alcoholic drink items.
- There are two Freckle Bitch's Logo options. The "Joystick Junkies T-Shirt 2" (DLC) is a Freckle Bitch's brand t-shirt.
- The Cecil Park Freckle Bitch's does not, like the other stores, have Freckle Bitch's signs. Instead it has Pecas De Puta, which translates from Spanish to 'Whore's Freckles'.
Saints Row: The Third
- With food being replaced with "off hand" weapons, Freckle Bitch's does not appear in Saints Row: The Third. During an interview with Qt3 Games Podcast, Project Design Director Scott Phillips explained that the development team remained split on their opinions on Freckle Bitch's. Phillips himself stated he did not personally like Freckle Bitch's due to its name, as it lacked any subtlety or cleverness (comparing it to Grand Theft Auto Burger Shot).[5]
- In the final cutscene for "STAG Film", when The Protagonist is giving a speech on TV on Channel 6 News, the newsticker says that it is a free cheeseburger day at Freckle Bitches.[6]
Saints Row IV
- A news ticker says that there is a nationwide closure of Freckle Bitch's.[7]
- There is a skin for the Guardsman AR named Freckle Bitch's with the description "The Bitch Is Back!", which is the name of a 1974 Elton John song.[8]
- A Freckle Bitch's t-shirt is available at Let's Pretend.
- In an audiolog, Asha Odekar admits that she dislikes Freckle Bitch's hamburgers, calling them "god awful", and is confused as to why the Saints like them so much.
- When Idle, Maero sometimes says "What kind of city doesn't have Freckle Bitch's?" showing his like for Freckle Bitch's fast food.
- When Idle, Female Voice 1 mentions they miss Freckle Bitch's.
Quotes
- Female 1: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Female 2: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Female 3: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Male 1: "Yeah, I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... eh, then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Male 2: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport...then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a fucking sense of humor."
Male 3: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Nolan North: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."- — The Protagonist, after seeing a bag of Freckle Bitch's takeout on the office table in the simulated Saints Row Church.[9]
Gallery
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Freckle Bitches reference in Saints Row: The Third.
Freckle Bitch Delivery Girl suit in Saints Row IV.
References
- ↑ Mission: Back to Basics:
- Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
- — Troy
- Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
- ↑ Mission: Saints and Martyrs:
- Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's...
- — The Protagonist
- Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's...
- ↑ Cutscene: Calm Before the Storm:
- Sí, pero primero vamos a golpear a Freckle Bitch's. (Yes, but first let's hit up Freckle Bitch's.)
- ↑ Mission: Back to Basics
- ↑ Quartertothree: Lead designer Scott Phillips explains it all
- ↑ Image: STAG Film Headline
- ↑ Image: Freckle Bitch's closed SR4
- ↑ Image: Weapon - Rifles - Burst Rifle - Guardsman AR - Freckle Bitch's
- ↑ Mission: "King Me"
