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M01[]

{{dialogue|"M01 Annoyed At Birk SWAT Fight"
|Shaundi|I'm gonna kill Birk if I see him again...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I thought you two really had something there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Shaundi|Oh don't even go there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Hey, I'm just sayin'...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Attack Chopper"
|Shaundi|Really, a fucking attack chopper?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Seriously, who are these guys?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Gat|A bunch of assholes.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Berating Josh"
|Shaundi|Oh Jesus...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Get up Birk, let's keep moving.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Bullhorn Attack Heli Hover"
|Interrogation|Troy can't bail you out of this one!
|Interrogation|This publicity stunt is over. We have to take you in.
}}

{{quote|Where do you expect to hide that vault?|Interrogation, "M01 Bullhorn Attack Heli Strafe"}}

{{quote|You've gone too far this time!|Interrogation, "M01 Bullhorn Cables"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Bullhorn Heli Drop"
|Interrogation|Make this easy on the squad for once.
|Interrogation|Step away from the vault!
}}

{{quote|Put... the vault... down!|Interrogation, "M01 Bullhorn Heli Drop After"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Bullhorn Sniper Heli"
|Interrogation|Please autograph and then put down your gun!
|Interrogation|Turn yourself in, my son wants to meet Shaundi!
}}

{{quote|They've busted out the riot shields.|Shaundi, "M01 Calling Out Riot"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Celebrity Autographs"
|Interrogation|Oh my God, you're the Saints! You HAVE to sign this for me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Anything for a fan.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Josh|Hey, Josh Birk. Don't be starstruck, I'm very approachable. Want me to sign your breasts?
|Interrogation|Uh, no, that's alright.
|Josh|Yeah, well, you know, buy Nyte Blayde on DVD.
}}

{{quote|Here's our ride.|Shaundi, "M01 Chopper"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 cutscene In"
|Josh|Japanese commercials. Easiest money you'll ever make.
|Gat|Grand larceny's right up there. You ready for this?
|Josh|No worries--I do my own stunts.
|Shaundi|You're just a ride-a-long, man--
|Shaundi|So don't get all Hong Kong-style in there.
|Josh|I am a Method actor. If I'm gonna play a Saint with any degree of emotional truth, I gotta make it real.
|Playa|Trust me, Birk. It'll be real.
|Josh|You're robbing a bank dressed like yourselves?
|Gat|Hell yeah. Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?
|Josh|Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
|Playa|Alright people--
|Josh|NOBODY MOVES, NOBODY DIES!!
|Gat|Birk!
|Josh|Sorry, jumped his line. Can we go again?
|Playa|You all know the drill.
|Josh|Get in line, bitch!
|Shaundi|Hey--don't be a dick.
|Josh|You call yourselves gang bangers? You're a bunch of pussies! We should be all up in their shit, like--
|Josh|FUCK!!
|Playa|Well, that's different.
|Gat|You got a plan, or we just shooting all these motherfuckers?
|Playa|That is my plan.
|Gat|Works for me.
|Shaundi|I'm cool with the Saints movie, but do we really gotta drag this asshole actor around?
|Player|Cut Josh some slack, he's just researching his part.
|Shaundi|I hope he signed a waiver.
|Shaundi|Say "sleaze"!
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 cutscene Zscene01"
|Josh|I...I can't breathe.
|Shaundi|Ugh...
|Gat|No way we're cracking this thing. Ready for Plan B?
|Playa|Josh, get over here...
|Josh|Got the tools right here, homes.
|Josh|So what's Plan B, we drill it?
|Gat|Fuck no. We blow it.
|Josh|WHAT?!
|Josh|Not cool man!
|Playa|Time to get to work.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 cutscene Zscene02"
|Josh|Hey guys, you can call off the helicopter, I found the way to open the vault!
|Gat|DON'T TOUCH IT!
|Shaundi|Josh...are you trying to get us all jail time?
|Josh|What? I don't wanna be some dude's bitch!
|Shaundi|Do I have to go after him?
|Gat|Forget about it, he'll be fine.
|Shaundi|Let's get the chopper and lift this baby outta here.
}}

{{quote|Go! Go! Go!|Playa, "M01 cutscene Zscene03"}}

{{quote|Well...shit.|Playa, "M01 cutscene Zscene04"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Find Vault"
|Shaundi|I can't believe you launched that guy into a statue!
|Gat|I can't believe you're still thinking about it.
|Shaundi|Do you want to know who these people are?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Listen, all that matters is the vault. Let's find that and get the hell outta here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{quote|Flashbang!|Shaundi, "M01 Flashbang"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Head Above Vault"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We'll need to set these above the vault.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Helicopter Drag Vault"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Get us higher!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Interrogation|I'm trying not to get shot here!
}}

{{quote|I'm losing it!|Interrogation, "M01 Helicopter Going Down"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Helicopter Hooked On"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You two go out the back.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Shaundi|And you?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'm staying with the vault.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Shaundi|We'll see you when we touch down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Alright, let's go!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{quote|Shit!|Interrogation, "M01 Helicopter Jerks Back"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Helicopter Near Collision"
|Interrogation|Jesus!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Dammit, watch where you're flying!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Helicopter Not Leaving"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Why the hell are we still here?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Interrogation|The controls aren't responding!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Then get it fixed. I'll hold off the cops.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Interrogation|You can't kill them all.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I never seem to...
|Playa - Female 2|I never seem to...
|Playa - Female 3|I never seem to...
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't appreciate that kind of negativity...
|Playa - Male 2  |I never seem to...
|Playa - Male 3  |I never seem to...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Helicopter Rising"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Hold her steady!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Interrogation|Where'd all this security come from?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Stay calm and stick to the plan.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Helicopter Vault Tipped"
|Interrogation|Hold on down there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|No shit, you think?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{quote|Shoot the helicopter! Use whatever you've got!|Shaundi, "M01"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Interrogate Guard"
|Gat|Where's the vault!
|Interrogation|Go to hell.
|Gat|You wanna play, motherfucker?
|Josh|OH MY GOD!
|Shaundi|You couldn't wait to kill him until we found out who these guys are?
|Gat|Eh.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Alright people, let's find that vault.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Josh Banter"
|Josh|Shaundi...
|Shaundi|What.
|Josh|We need to talk.
|Shaundi|We really don't.
|Josh|It's just... if I die here, I don't want things to go unsaid.
|Shaundi|I should be so lucky...
}}

{{quote|That's right, you fuckers! We're comin' for you!|Josh, "M01 Josh Grandstanding"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Mission Start"
|Josh|We're gonna die!
|Gat|What happened to, "I do my own stunts"?
|Josh|Hey, do these look like squibs to you?
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 More Guys Coming"
|Josh|Hey... I think we've got company...
|Shaundi|Looks like they're comin' in from the lobby.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Morningstar Convo"
|Josh|Is this what it's normally like?
|Gat|Normally the tellers don't use fucking shotguns.
|Shaundi|Yeah, normally banks don't look like a palace either. You see those statues before you blew 'em up?
|Gat|Will you forget the horses, these guards are packing military grade hardware...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Who the hell are we robbing?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Same Attack Chopper"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Thought I shot that thing down.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How much armor's on that chopper?
|Playa - Female 2|How much armor's on that chopper?
|Playa - Female 3|How much armor's on that chopper?
|Playa - Male 1  |How much armor's on that damn thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |How much armor's on that chopper?
|Playa - Male 3  |How much armor's on that chopper?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Set Explosives"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Cover me!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Gat|Here they come!
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Shot Down Attack"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|That's right, don't fuck with... oh no, no, no!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Swat Almost There"
|Shaundi|How long until the chopper gets here?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I dunno, probably like two waves of SWAT guys?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|Sounds about right.
}}

{{quote|The chopper should be here soon, we just gotta hold out a little longer.|Gat, "M01 Wait for"}}

{{quote|Watch it! Opposite side!|Shaundi, "M01 Warning Other"}}

M02[]

{{dialogue|"M02 Air Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The hell you doing here?
|Playa - Female 2|You're getting under my skin.
|Playa - Female 3|What the hell?
|Playa - Male 1  |The fuck did you come from?
|Playa - Male 2  |Who the fuck...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where the hell--!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let go!
|Playa - Female 2|Give up, you idiot!
|Playa - Female 3|Get off me!
|Playa - Male 1  |Get off me!
|Playa - Male 2  |Let go!
|Playa - Male 3  |Piss off!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Cargo Doors"
|Gat|I'm opening the cargo bay doors, find some chutes and jump out the back, it should be clear.
|Shaundi|Johnny and I have different definitions on "clear"...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You can tell him that later. Right now, we have to go.
|Playa - Female 2|20 to 2? Seems the odds are in our favor.
|Playa - Female 3|Kill now, argue later...
|Playa - Male 1  |We can bitch about word choice later, let's get outta here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cut our pilot some slack.
|Playa - Male 3  |Less talky, more shooty.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 cutscene In"
|Playa|The fuck is this, we paid up this month.
|Cop|Someone paid more.
|Gat|What happened?
|Shaundi|We got arrested.
|Gat|No, to us. Birk's right--we traded our dicks in for pussies. Seriously... Movie deals? Commercials? The Saints name used to mean more than body spray and some ass-tasting energy drink.
|Playa|Our brand's worth a shitload of money..
|Gat|Is that what it's all about?
|Viola|It is always about the money, Mr. Gat.
|Viola|Which is precisely why our employer wishes to speak with you.
|Kiki|If you will indulge us...?
|Phillipe|Take them off.
|Playa|You have any idea who you're fucking with here?
|Phillipe|Of course.
|Phillipe|A remarkable likeness. These visions are Viola and Kiki. And I am Phillipe Loren, chairman of a multi-national organization called the Syndicate.
|Shaundi|Never heard of it.
|Phillipe|Evidently not, or you wouldn't have robbed our bank. Perhaps you wonder why you're still breathing at this point.
|Gat|Actually, I wonder why my foot's not up your ass at this point.
|Phillipe|Like it or not, Mr. Gat, our organization is expanding into Stilwater. I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives. Ladies?
|Viola|You may continue to operate the Saints/Ultor media group as you see fit, in exchange for 66 percent of your monthly gross revenue.
|Kiki|That is before taxes, of course.
|Playa|Listen, you French fuck--
|Phillipe|Please. I am Belgian!
|Gat|So make yourself a fuckin' waffle. We're done here.
|Phillipe|And I had so hoped to come to a rational business arrangement.
|Pilot|What the hell's goi-
|Gat|Boss--you gotta bail!
|Playa|Not without you.
|Gat|There's like, half a dozen guys? I can take 'em.
|Shaundi|What about the plane?
|Gat|I'll fly it back to Stilwater.
|Shaundi|Johnny, you can't even drive stick--how you gonna fly a plane?
|Gat|Details, details--just cover the boss! Go--I got this!
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 cutscene Out"
|Phillipe|Gentlemen, negotiations were... less than successful.
|Phillipe|...Viola and Kiki will spread the word: Steelport belongs to the Syndicate, and the Saints are not welcome.
|Phillipe|Mr. Killbane, gather your Luchadores and bring me their leader's head. Mr. Miller, hack into the Saints' accounts, and leave them nothing.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 cutscene Zscene01"
|Shaundi|Johnny, we're about to jump!
|Gat|Right on, I'll see you in Stil-
|Shaundi|Johnny...
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Fall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll catch ya, Shaundi!
|Playa - Female 2|No fear Shaundi! I am coming for you!
|Playa - Female 3|This could be going better...
|Playa - Male 1  |Hang on Shaundi, I'm comin!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm comin' for ya, Shaundi!
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold on, Shaundi!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Falling"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Are you serious?!
|Playa - Female 2|Oh good, I get to kill more of them.
|Playa - Female 3|What's wrong with you people!
|Playa - Male 1  |Really?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |For fuck's sake!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Were there other planes dumping cargo? Jesus!
|Playa - Female 2|Where did this COME from?!
|Playa - Female 3|How was that plane carrying all that shit...
|Playa - Male 1  |How much shit was in that plane?
|Playa - Male 2  |These assholes pack enough shit in that plane?
|Playa - Male 3  |How much shit was in that plane?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Flew Through The"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That coulda gone better.
|Playa - Female 2|Well... that could have gone worse.
|Playa - Female 3|Well, that kinda worked...
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, 2 out of 4 ain't bad...
|Playa - Male 2  |So that just happened....
|Playa - Male 3  |That could have gone worse.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|Oh God, we're going to die.|Shaundi, "M02 Gat Find"}}

{{quote|I hope you guys are moving fast, this door isn't gonna hold much longer...|Gat, "M02 Gat"}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Get Moving"
|Shaundi|Get moving!
|Shaundi|What're you waiting for? Let's go.
|Shaundi|We're leaving, remember?
|Shaundi|You're the one who said to move, so move!
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Goon Banter"
|Morningstar WM 01|Get 'em!
|Morningstar WM 01|Kill them!
|Morningstar WM 01|You feelin' lucky today, you scumbag Saint?
|Morningstar WM 01|Die you Saints piece of shit!
|Morningstar WM 01|You don't know who you're messing with, Saints!
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Johnny Message 1"
|Gat|Attention passengers this is your new captain speaking... our updated flight plan has us landing in Stilwater.
|Phillipe|{{*}}Speaks French*
|Gat|I'd like to remind all passengers to remain seated and enjoy the flight.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And now Gat has a mic. Nice.
|Playa - Female 2|I think we're in for some turbulence.
|Playa - Female 3|See, Johnny's already making friends...
|Playa - Male 1  |Great, who gave Gat a mic?
|Playa - Male 2  |See, Johnny's enjoyin' himself.
|Playa - Male 3  |See, he's fine.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Johnny Message 2"
|Gat|Alright motherfuckers
|Gat|Oh yeah? You and how many of your-oh. That many...
|Interrogation|The door is op-!
|Phillipe|KILL HIM!
|Gat|{{*}}Grunts*
|Interrogation|{{*}}Screams*
|Gat|You're gonna need more help than that Frenchy
|Phillipe|I am Belgian!
|Gat|Same thing.
|Phillipe|I'm going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth...
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Mission start"
|Shaundi|We can't leave Johnny!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gat's fine. We have other problems.
|Playa - Female 2|Gat will manage. We have our own problems, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|He's a big boy...he'll figure out what to do.
|Playa - Male 1  |Gat can take care of himself, we gotta deal with these guys...
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't worry about Gat, girl. Worry about these assholes.
|Playa - Male 3  |Gat's handled worse!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Plane"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I think... yeah, I'm pretty sure that plane is gonna hit us. Just stay calm and don't freak out.
|Playa - Female 2|Don't freak out, Shaundi. They are going to ram us with the airplane, that's all.
|Playa - Female 3|Uh... hey Shaundi... don't freak out or anything, but we're about to be run over by a plane...
|Playa - Male 1  |That plane it's...ok, don't freak out or anything, but I think that plane is gonna try to ram us...
|Playa - Male 2  |OK, it's nothin' to freak out over, but that plane looks like it's gonna try to ram us.
|Playa - Male 3  |I think that plane is heading straight for us. So... uh... don't freak out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, I shoot through the windshield, dive into the plane, and kill that asshole Phillipe.
|Playa - Female 2|Of course! I will shoot out the windows, drop into the plane, kill Phillipe, and jump out again. Simple.
|Playa - Female 3|Sure...I shoot out the window, land in the plane, kill Phillipe, and then I bounce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah: I shoot out the window, land in the plane, kill Phillipe, then jump out the back again...
|Playa - Male 2  |If I shoot out the window I can land inside it, cap Phillipe, then jump out the back.
|Playa - Male 3  |If I time it right, I can shoot out the window, land in the plane, kill Phillippe, and fly out the back.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Shaundi|You mean, "we" right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Promise you won't hold this against me later, sweetie.
|Playa - Female 2|Do not worry! I will be seeing you shortly.
|Playa - Female 3|Nope.
|Playa - Male 1  |Look, just remember how happy you were when I caught you...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll be back in a minute.
|Playa - Male 3  |Back in a pinch, love.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{quote|Whaddya mean don't freak out, do you have a plan?|Shaundi, "M02"}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Pull Chute 1"
|Shaundi|Johnny... He's... they...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I know.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Shaundi|They're gonna pay for what they did.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You're goddamn right they are...
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Shaundi|I'm not gonna lie, for a minute I didn't think you'd make it in time.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|See, nothing to worry about. I got yo... um, what's that?
|Playa - Female 2|My plans are always working! Now we are... Wait, what is that?
|Playa - Female 3|Come on, who's your girl Shaun...what the hell is that?
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa... Wait, what is that...
|Playa - Male 2  |Girl, you gotta have a little more faith in... wait, what's that thing...
|Playa - Male 3  |That makes two of us. You think I--what the hell is that?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Shaundi|What is what?
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Pull Chute"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I got you Shaundi!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm here!
|Playa - Female 2|You see? I return!
|Playa - Female 3|Got ya!
|Playa - Male 1  |Got ya!
|Playa - Male 2  |Got ya, girl!
|Playa - Male 3  |Miss me?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Pull Chute 2"
|Shaundi|You're a fucking asshole...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|True!
|Playa - Female 2|But I wasn't wrong!
|Playa - Female 3|Yes...but I'm YOUR asshole.
|Playa - Male 1  |OK, I deserve that...
|Playa - Male 2  |I have my moments...
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. Well. Can't disagree there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|Wait, wh- ASSHOLE!|Shaundi, "M02 Shaundi Pushed"}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Shoot Plane"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shoot out a window and jump back inside... Not my best plan...
|Playa - Female 2|This sounded better in my head...
|Playa - Female 3|This should be easy...
|Playa - Male 1  |Shoot the window and land in the plane...the fuck was I thinking...
|Playa - Male 2  |Shoot out the window, the fuck was I thinking...
|Playa - Male 3  |Steady... steady now...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Speaker Message 1"
|Phillipe|GET THIS DOOR OPEN!
|Gat|I can see some of our passengers are getting restless. Here's some relaxing music for your enjoyment.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Turbulence"
|Gat|My apologies, your captain is having troubles finding the clutch...
|Shaundi|Oh my god...we're gonna die.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Window"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not good, not good!
|Playa - Female 2|Not good! Not good!
|Playa - Female 3|Or not!
|Playa - Male 1  |Bad plan, bad plan...
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, shit, SHIT!
|Playa - Male 3  |Bad plan! Bad plan!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

M03[]

{{dialogue|"M03 Arrive at Studio"
|Shaundi|I see my ex's place. Take it down over there.
|Pierce|There's gonna be enough room for this shit, right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, totally...
|Playa - Female 2|Do you not trust us?
|Playa - Female 3|Looks like we're gonna find out...
|Playa - Male 1  |Maybe?
|Playa - Male 2  |We'll find out.
|Playa - Male 3  |...yyyes?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Arrive Combat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's like they don't want to invite us in.
|Playa - Female 2|They don't seem very welcoming, do they?
|Playa - Female 3|Guess they're not letting us in.
|Playa - Male 1  |Guess they're not letting us in.
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't think they want us here!
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't think they're gonna let us in.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Shaundi|Shooting them probably doesn't help change their mind.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Arrive Warehouse"
|Shaundi|Alright, the guns should all be in that warehouse.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Perfect... what's the plan to move it all?
|Playa - Female 2|We could have a problem moving everything.
|Playa - Female 3|Wait. So how do we get them out of there?
|Playa - Male 1  |Great... how're we moving everything?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, that should be enough... but how we gettin' it out of here?
|Playa - Male 3  |How the fuck are we gonna get them out?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Shaundi|Maybe you should have thought about that before attacking an armory.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ok, fair, but it's a real good question.
|Playa - Female 2|It was your idea, remember? There must be something we can use.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, yeah... seriously how are we gonna do this with just the two of us?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, yeah... seriously how are we gonna do it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Fine, you're right. But seriously, how we moving it all?
|Playa - Male 3  |I like to live in the moment.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Shaundi|Don't worry, Pierce has that covered.
}}

{{quote|Loren's gonna pay for this.|Shaundi, "M03 Body of Gat Message"}}

{{quote|The body of Mr. Gat will be a message for all who oppose The Syndicate. There is no mercy...only death. Don't mourn your friend. You'll be joining him soon.|Phillipe, "M03 Body of Gat"}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Bomb"
|Shaundi|Geez... look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a helluva way to end a gun fight.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's take it with and find out...
|Playa - Female 2|Good thinking, Shaundi. We will take it with us.
|Playa - Female 3|It will be mine...oh yes...it will be mine.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good idea. We'll take it with and find out.
|Playa - Male 2  |No doubt... Hope Pierce has room for this thing.
|Playa - Male 3  |You're right. Let's take it with.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|Yeah, right... Wait. You're serious, aren't you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Calling Out Places 1"
|Shaundi|Wow, that still exists?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Huh?
|Playa - Female 2|You know this place?
|Playa - Female 3|What are you looking at?
|Playa - Male 1  |What?
|Playa - Male 2  |You used to hang there?
|Playa - Male 3  |What still exists?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Shaundi|That's where I used to score weed.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Calling Out Places"
|Shaundi|Spent most of the time over there, baked outta my mind.
|Shaundi|Oh, fuck that place.
|Shaundi|That's where I had my first... um, on second thought, that one's kinda personal.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Calvary"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This isn't going quite as planned.
|Playa - Female 2|If this keeps up much longer, I think we will be in trouble!
|Playa - Female 3|This was probably a bad idea...
|Playa - Male 1  |This really seemed like a better idea earlier on!
|Playa - Male 2  |Maybe I should of listened to you, girl...
|Playa - Male 3  |This isn't going as well as I'd hoped.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Shaundi|You think? Pierce, where are you?
|Pierce|You know me...
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Chopper Combat"
|Shaundi|Be easier if these things weren't moving so fast.
|Shaundi|Fuck, keep it steady up there!
|Shaundi|Pierce, just keep going. We're clearing them out.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 cutscene Out"
|Shaundi|So what's next?
|Playa|What's next is you go back to Stilwater.
|Shaundi|What? No - this is my fight, too.
|Pierce|Girl, you don't get messy. Let us take care of business.
|Shaundi|Fuck you, I'm doing this for Johnny.
|Playa|Alright. Well...if we're gonna bring in the boys, we're gonna need a new place.
|Shaundi|You're worried about real-estate? We have guns, let's use 'em.
|Playa|Relax, Shaundi--we got it all covered.
}}

{{quote|...I love to make an entrance.|Pierce, "M03 cutscene Zscene01"}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Defend Area"
|Shaundi|Here's the weapons cache. And these look like UAV drone controls over here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Did you really say "Look like UAV drone controls"?
|Playa - Female 2|You recognize UAV drone controls? You have been sleeping with special forces, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|UAV drone controls? Are you listening to yourself, Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 1  |Look like UAV drone controls? Who the fuck says that?
|Playa - Male 2  |How the fuck you know what the hell those things are?
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks like UAV drones? Who talks like that?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|Ok, is this really the time?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, you're the one who said it.
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi, have you been holding out on me?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm just sayin' that was eerily specific.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm just sayin'...
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, I was just askin'.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm just saying.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Drone Operator 1"
|Interrogation|Did you just launch?!
|Interrogation|That wasn't me! I swear!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Drone Operator 2"
|Interrogation|Stop firing!
|Interrogation|I'm not!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Drone Operator"
|Interrogation|Oh god, there's another one!
|Interrogation|We gotta shut this thing down!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Fun With"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Damn, this this IS fun!
|Playa - Female 1|Heads up!
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi, you're missing out.
|Playa - Female 1|They ain't stopping me now.
|Playa - Female 1|This one's for you.
|Playa - Female 1|You aren't getting near that bomb.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 2|Bombs awaaaaaay!
|Playa - Female 2|Hey, you, I got you something!
|Playa - Female 2|I love setting off fireworks!
|Playa - Female 2|I love this!
|Playa - Female 2|I want this in my next car.
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi you should try... you probably have tried this.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 1  |Aaaaaaaand boom.
|Playa - Male 1  |Got something for you.
|Playa - Male 1  |I have got to get me one of these...
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, you gotta give this a try.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's right, catch.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is too cool...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 2  |Just try running.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thank -- you -- Shaundi!
|Playa - Male 2  |That's right!
|Playa - Male 2  |Think you can catch this?
|Playa - Male 2  |You ain't getting past me now!
|Playa - Male 2  |You gotta try this Pierce!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 3  |Catch this you prick.
|Playa - Male 3  |I could do this for hours!
|Playa - Male 3  |I need one of these.
|Playa - Male 3  |Now I know how God feels...
|Playa - Male 3  |Release the kraken!
|Playa - Male 3  |Special delivery!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Get In Chopper"
|Pierce|We're all set. Get in the chopper!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whatever you say.
|Playa - Female 2|I thought you would never finish!
|Playa - Female 3|On our way.
|Playa - Male 1  |On our way.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's go, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 3  |Be right there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 GPS Tutorial for FF"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I feel naked without a gun.
|Playa - Female 2|I am naked without my weapons. Where can we find guns?
|Playa - Female 3|Where's the closest gun store?
|Playa - Male 1  |So, about getting a gun...
|Playa - Male 2  |What about a getting a gun?
|Playa - Male 3  |I have no bloody idea where we are.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Shaundi|Why don't you just look up Friendly Fire on your phone?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come again?
|Playa - Female 2|Friendly Fire does not deliver. That isn't helpful, Shaundi...
|Playa - Female 3|What?
|Playa - Male 1  |What?
|Playa - Male 2  |What, and call 'em?
|Playa - Male 3  |Eh?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Shaundi|It has GPS, right? Check your map.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's grab a ride and figure out where we are.
|Playa - Female 2|We need a new plan. First... Where are we, Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 3|Where are we Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 1  |We'll need a car... Shaundi, you got any idea where we are?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi...where the fuck are we?
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi, you got any clue where we're at?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|Steelport... it's kinda like Bangkok's abusive father.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So you've been here before?
|Playa - Female 2|Sounds nice. Have you been here before?
|Playa - Female 3|When's the last time you were here?
|Playa - Male 1  |Been here before?
|Playa - Male 2  |You used to live here or somethin'?
|Playa - Male 3  |How do you know this place?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Shaundi|Spring break...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This where "Feel Boss" comes from? What the hell is it?
|Playa - Female 2|So how many guys... never mind. What is this "Feel Boss" thing?
|Playa - Female 3|You know what's up with the whole "Feel Boss" thing?
|Playa - Male 1  |Great. What the fuck does "Feel Boss" mean?
|Playa - Male 2  |What was up with the "Feel Boss" sign?
|Playa - Male 3  |Great. And what in the bloody hell is a "Feel Boss"?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Shaundi|You don't wanna know.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fine, be like that... So where we going?
|Playa - Female 2|That bad? You can still get around the city, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|You think you can show me around?
|Playa - Male 1  |Ok whatever, you know where we're going?
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatever, you know the city well?
|Playa - Male 3  |{{*}}sigh* Do you at least know where we can find some guns?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Shaundi|Look, I was really high the last time I was here. Just drive, it'll come back to me.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Nice Hit"
|Shaundi|Nice!
|Pierce|Wooo!
|Shaundi|Good shooting, boss.
}}

{{quote|Here's the cash I have on me.|Shaundi, "M03 Out of"}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Protect Bomb"
|Pierce|Dammit, these guys are a pain in my ass.
|Shaundi|We can't let them blow up the bomb... or Pierce, that'd be bad.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Way to prioritize...
|Playa - Female 2|No one will blowing up my pier... My bomb.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm on it...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm on it...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm handlin' that shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thank you Captain Obvious.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{quote|Keep these guys off the stash while we get it loaded up.|Pierce, "M03 Protect"}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Radio Chatter"
|Pierce|I'm still getting hit here.
|Pierce|Don't think these dials are supposed to be spinning like this.
|Pierce|What's takin' so long to get those things down?
|Pierce|Whatchu guys waiting for?!
}}

{{quote|You think?!|Shaundi, "M03 Reactor"}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Satellite Start"
|Pierce|Why aren't we getting the hell outta here?
|Shaundi|The boss won't leave without the bomb!
|Pierce|You gotta be kidding me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, trust me on this.
|Playa - Female 2|You should trust me, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Stay focused Pierce!
|Playa - Male 1  |Less bitching, more shooting!
|Playa - Male 2  |Someday you'll all thank me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Less talk, more murder!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Shaundi|If we're stayin', maybe it's time to try those UAV drones.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You said it again...
|Playa - Female 2|I am going to find your phone number on the controls, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Okay..now you're just saying that to piss me off.
|Playa - Male 1  |Again with the "UAV drones"...
|Playa - Male 2  |Seriously, how do you fucking know what that is?
|Playa - Male 3  |Again with the "UAV drones"?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Shaundi|Just shut up and use the damn things!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Stash Combat 1"
|Shaundi|You think we got enough guns?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do I really need to answer that?
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps for now. We'll see.
|Playa - Female 3|Please. You know what my answer to that is going to be.
|Playa - Male 1  |No such thing.
|Playa - Male 2  |Would I ever say yes to that?
|Playa - Male 3  |That was a rhetorical question I hope.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Shaundi|So once we're loaded up we're going after Loren, right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh yeah, don't worry.
|Playa - Female 2|In good time, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 3|Hell yeah.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry, I got a plan...
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn right, girl.
|Playa - Male 3  |All in due time.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Stash Combat 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, you ready yet?
|Playa - Female 2|Talk to me, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|You ready yet Pierce?
|Playa - Male 1  |How's it coming, Pierce?
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce, we ready to go?
|Playa - Male 3  |Ready, Pierce?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Pierce|Almost packed up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Make it quick.
|Playa - Female 2|Keep me informed.
|Playa - Female 3|Thank God.
|Playa - Male 1  |The sooner the better.
|Playa - Male 2  |Faster would be nice.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't keep me waiting.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Stop Shooting My"
|Pierce|If we get shot down, kiss your rescue goodbye!
|Pierce|Watch what you're shooting! Those helis are ours!
|Pierce|You trying to shoot our guys down?
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 To Armory"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How far's the Armory?
|Playa - Female 2|Where do I find the Armory?
|Playa - Female 3|Where's this Armory?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where's this Armory?
|Playa - Male 2  |We close to the Armory?
|Playa - Male 3  |We getting glose?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Shaundi|Not far. It's on the GPS.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 To Gun Store 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Call Pierce and fill him in.
|Playa - Female 2|You have been in contact with Pierce?
|Playa - Female 3|We should let Pierce know what's up...
|Playa - Male 1  |We should let Pierce know what's up...
|Playa - Male 2  |Call Pierce and let him know what happened.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shit I just realized we forgot about Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|Also a shitty idea...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Way to channel Pierce. It's very natural sounding.
|Playa - Female 2|Alright, you win. I will storm the Armory. You may seek shelter with Josh Birk.
|Playa - Female 3|You could always get into the "Feel Boss" business...
|Playa - Male 1  |Woah, Pierce, where'd you come from, I thought I was talking to Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 2  |Ohhh... Did our little reality star forget where she came from?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well he won't listen to me. You on the other hand, could... persuade him.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Shaundi|Not cool.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You been hanging out a lot? Going on some dates? Picking out place settings...
|Playa - Female 2|Unfortunately, with myself likely dead and no where else for you to turn you will probably succumb to his charms, and in a few days...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm just throwing out options here...
|Playa - Male 1  |'Cause I mean- Pierce, well that guy bitches about everything and -
|Playa - Male 2  |I can't rob an armory, I have an immunity challenge to run.
|Playa - Male 3  |Course you might have to "seal the deal" so to speak... But what's a little indecent proposal between friends?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Shaundi|Alright, alright we'll pick a fight with the military...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's my girl...
|Playa - Female 2|Well, if you insist.
|Playa - Female 3|Atta girl...
|Playa - Male 1  |Good times...
|Playa - Male 2  |That's my girl...
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright, just remember this was YOUR idea.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Shaundi|I texted him. He's bringing the crew.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Any ideas how we can wrangle up a couple hundred guns?
|Playa - Female 2|Then we will be needing a lot more guns. Any suggestions?
|Playa - Female 3|We're pretty tapped for cash. Any ideas how we can score guns for the boys?
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like we'll need more guns, any ideas?
|Playa - Male 2  |Whole crew? Any idea how we'll load 'em out?
|Playa - Male 3  |Then we'll need more guns. Any suggestions?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Shaundi|Yeah, we raid the Guard Armory...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's why I count on you, hon.
|Playa - Female 2|Of course! Revolutions always strike first at the armories!
|Playa - Female 3|Alright, sounds good to me...
|Playa - Male 1  |They have one of those here? Right on...
|Playa - Male 2  |That's what I love about you, girl!
|Playa - Male 3  |That's not a bad idea.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Shaundi|You can't be serious.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They have more than enough to go around. What's to worry about?
|Playa - Female 2|Why not? They have guns, we need guns. What could possibly go wrong?
|Playa - Female 3|What's wrong with robbing a military complex?
|Playa - Male 1  |We need guns, they have guns... I don't see the problem.
|Playa - Male 2  |Goddamn right I'm serious, what's the problem?
|Playa - Male 3  |We need weapons. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Shaundi|Getting shot comes to mind.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bullets? Whatever, I dove through a moving plane...
|Playa - Female 2|That's exciting, no? Makes you feel full of life, like attacking a tiger with a knife...
|Playa - Female 3|Alright, lets's go with plan B: you raise money turning tricks...
|Playa - Male 1  |Blah blah bullets blah blah, I just flew through a fucking plane.
|Playa - Male 2  |Did you not see me fly through a damn plane?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well we don't have the cash to buy 'em. Unless you wanted to go ask Josh Birk for a loan...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 To Gun Store 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Coming here for Spring Break means you gotta know someone here.
|Playa - Female 2|Do you know anyone who might be living here?
|Playa - Female 3|Know any guys who live around here?
|Playa - Male 1  |Anyone from the Spring Break days still live around here?
|Playa - Male 2  |Got anyone you can trust around here?
|Playa - Male 3  |Know any chaps around here?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|Yeah, I keep up with one of my ex's.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|His place big at all?
|Playa - Female 2|Think his place might have room for the crew?
|Playa - Female 3|You think he'd let us crash there?
|Playa - Male 1  |His place big enough for the crew?
|Playa - Male 2  |So he have crash space big enough for the crew?
|Playa - Male 3  |How's his flat?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Shaundi|Already offered it to Pierce and the boys.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You kinda dodged that question...
|Playa - Female 2|I do not think you answered my question...
|Playa - Female 3|Man, you're really on top of this...
|Playa - Male 1  |That doesn't really answer the question.
|Playa - Male 2  |That wasn't an answer...
|Playa - Male 3  |You didn't answer my question.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|I know.
}}

M04[]

{{dialogue|"M04 Brute Combat"
|Pierce|This guy means business.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He just tossed a fucking car!
|Playa - Female 2|The strength of him! It is incredible!
|Playa - Female 3|You just putting that together?
|Playa - Male 1  |You think? He flipped a fucking car!
|Playa - Male 2  |No doubt!
|Playa - Male 3  |REALLY? What tipped you off?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Pierce|He on steroids or something?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That "or something" sounds right.
|Playa - Female 2|No steroid can do that to a man.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't care what he's on...we gotta deal with him quick...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'd go with "or something".
|Playa - Male 2  |He's flippin' cars, whatchu think?
|Playa - Male 3  |Something sounds about right.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M04 Drive to PS"
|Pierce|How long were you rolling with Gat, anyway?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Since I joined the Saints. Been a while now.
|Playa - Female 2|From the beginning. He was there when I joined.
|Playa - Female 3|A while. He was around when I first joined the Saints.
|Playa - Male 1  |Long time. He was there when I first joined the Saints.
|Playa - Male 2  |Since Julius was running shit, back when I first joined up.
|Playa - Male 3  |Long. Met him when I first became a Saint.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|Shit, what was he like back then?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pretty much the same. He just had a shittier haircut.
|Playa - Female 2|There was no one like Johnny. And then Aisha died. After that he was.... different.
|Playa - Female 3|Fucking. Crazy. And we all loved him for it.
|Playa - Male 1  |He mellowed with age...until Aisha died, then he was fucking pissed.
|Playa - Male 2  |Badass. He took a shotgun to the knee and kept walking...
|Playa - Male 3  |Measured. Controlled... That all changed when Aisha died.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M04 Drive to RJ"
|Pierce|Shaundi's taking this thing with Gat pretty hard.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm not exactly happy, either.
|Playa - Female 2|No one is happy about it, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|You think it's easy for me?
|Playa - Male 1  |We all are.
|Playa - Male 2  |You think I ain't?
|Playa - Male 3  |Everyone is.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|I know, but you're always pissed off, our girl's not as crazy as you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|She'll be fine. I have faith in her.
|Playa - Female 2|She is very angry. You will have to help me watch her.
|Playa - Female 3|Who said I'm always pissed off?
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on her...
|Playa - Male 2  |Once we get Loren, she'll calm down.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll keep an eye on her.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M04 Escape"
|Pierce|Time to tip on outta here...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good plan.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's Move!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's move!
|Playa - Male 1  |No doubt.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm with ya on that.
|Playa - Male 3  |No time like the present!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M04 Exit Planet Saints"
|Pierce|Time to go... what the fuck is that thing!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Something angry... VERY angry!
|Playa - Female 2|I think we are about to find out.
|Playa - Female 3|I got no fucking clue...
|Playa - Male 1  |Something very pissed off.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nothing good...
|Playa - Male 3  |Something very big and very angry...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M04 Go to Planet Saints"
|Pierce|Car's got some more style, now it's our turn. Head to Planet Saints.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Narcissistic much?
|Playa - Female 2|Planet Saint? I do not need to dress like a Saint. I am a Saint.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't know about you...but I'm comfortable with what I'm wearing.
|Playa - Male 1  |I dunno man, that's like wearing the band's t-shirt to the concert.
|Playa - Male 2  |Why, so we can buy matching suits...
|Playa - Male 3  |Doesn't feel like we're going a bit overboard?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|Nothing wrong with wanting to look good.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't need any help there.
|Playa - Female 2|You say I am not always looking good?
|Playa - Female 3|What are you getting at Pierce...
|Playa - Male 1  |I always look good.
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright alright, lets go...
|Playa - Male 3  |I always do.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|This car could use a little tuning. Let's find a Rim Jobs and get it cleaned up.|Pierce, "M04 Mission Start Pierce Car"}}

{{quote|Let's find a Rim Jobs. If we're gonna jack a car, we should at least change the paint or somethin'.|Pierce, "M04 Mission Start Stolen Car"}}

{{dialogue|"M04 Notoriety Tutorial"
|Pierce|We have to lose some of this heat. Head to the crib.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That really the best place?
|Playa - Female 2|We're going to ground like rabbits chased by a fox?
|Playa - Female 3|You sure that's where we wanna go?
|Playa - Male 1  |You think the crew can help?
|Playa - Male 2  |You wanna bring this down on the crew?
|Playa - Male 3  |You sure?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Pierce|It's our turf. They ain't gonna cross us there.
}}

{{quote|Dammit, we just fixed that thing up...|Pierce, "M04 Pierce Car"}}

{{dialogue|"M04 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|How's the crew settling in?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|Man, we gotta get a new place. That studio shit ain't workin' at all.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Spent too much time in posh hotels?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|I can't help it the rest of the world treats the Saints right.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Doesn't mean we should get soft.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Phone Call|I hear ya... Listen, how about you and me roll around the city and see what Steelport has to offer?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You convinced me, meet me at the park, I'll pick you up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|DELETE
}}

{{dialogue|"M04 Sing A Long Intro"
|Pierce|We need some drivin' music...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|As long as it's good.
|Playa - Female 2|Make sure it is something good, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Why don't you find something for us to listen to?
|Playa - Male 1  |See if you can find something good.
|Playa - Male 2  |Turn that shit up...
|Playa - Male 3  |Please don't sing...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M04 What Was That Guy"
|Pierce|That big fucker wasn't normal.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A little bit of an understatement.
|Playa - Female 2|There is no doubt about that.
|Playa - Female 3|No doubt...
|Playa - Male 1  |You think?
|Playa - Male 2  |No shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Really?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Pierce|I've seen some scary motherfuckers, but the way he was shrugging off bullets...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, he's dead. At least, I hope...
|Playa - Female 2|It is curious. No matter. He will not trouble us again.
|Playa - Female 3|He's dead. Move on.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, something wasn't right. At least he's dead.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just glad we dropped his ass.
|Playa - Male 3  |We'll figure it out later. Important thing is he's dead.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|I hear that.
}}

M05[]

{{dialogue|"M05"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh grenades, what problems can't you solve?
|Playa - Female 2|A grenade or two should do it.
|Playa - Female 3|Nothing some explosives can't handle...
|Playa - Male 1  |Nothing some explosives can't handle...
|Playa - Male 2  |Fun with grenades...
|Playa - Male 3  |Nothing some explosives can't handle.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Pierce|Alright, you're clear.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Everyone out of my way!
|Playa - Female 2|More of these assholes? I don't have time for this!
|Playa - Female 3|Dammit, I don't have time for these assholes...
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit, I don't have time for these assholes...
|Playa - Male 2  |Outta my damn way!
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't have time for these bastards...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Clean Out Penthouse"
|Shaundi|What's the plan here?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We mop up the rest of these assholes.
|Playa - Female 2|Sweep the penthouse. Throw these assholes out with the trash.
|Playa - Female 3|We kill a whole lotta people!
|Playa - Male 1  |Clean the rest of these bastards out of our new place.
|Playa - Male 2  |We kill all the bitches in our new place!
|Playa - Male 3  |Clean rubbish out of our new flat!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Shaundi|Easy enough.
}}

{{quote|What the hell's going on over there?|Interrogation, "M05 Come Get"}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Comment on Stored"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce should go through this shit later.
|Playa - Female 2|This looks like a warehouse. They will want this stuff back...
|Playa - Male 1  |Look at all this shit. No way they're givin' this up without a fight.
|Playa - Male 2  |Doubt they're lettin' all this go without a fight.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is some serious loot. Bastards won't go quietly.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 cutscene In"
|Pierce|Whatchu thinkin?
|Playa|Some asshole is in my pool.
|Shaundi|The crew's ready downstairs--say the word and we crash the party.
|Playa|Let's do it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 cutscene Out"
|Matt|The Saints aren't going to back down...
|Killbane|Matty, there's nothing to worry about.
|Phillipe|My thoughts exactly, Mr. Killbane.
|Phillipe|The Saints are no more than a white noise of empty threats.
|Matt|With respect, sir...
|Matt|I'd say "empty" is no longer applicable.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Early Helicopter Chase"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How's the cleanup going?
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi, are you finished with the cleanup?
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, you have the place cleaned up yet?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, you have the place cleaned up yet?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hope everything looks spotless when I get back, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 3  |You got this place cleaned out yet, love?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Shaundi|What do I look like, the damn maid?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You'd look cute in the outfit...
|Playa - Female 2|You can if you like. I can get you a little frilly apron on my way back.
|Playa - Female 3|I know you're pissed off at life right now, but do you have to take everything so literal?
|Playa - Male 1  |So that's a no then...?
|Playa - Male 2  |I wish, that'd be sexy as hell...
|Playa - Male 3  |A simple fucking 'no' would have sufficed.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Shaundi|We're sitting on a bomb here, and you're making jokes?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce would agree with me...
|Playa - Female 2|You don't want the apron?
|Playa - Female 3|See, there you go again...
|Playa - Male 1  |Someone needs a nap...
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, alright, I'm sorry.
|Playa - Male 3  |Down kitty...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Elevator"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Party crashin' time.
|Playa - Female 2|The party is not the same without you Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 3|You ready Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 1  |Ready to crash a party?
|Playa - Male 2  |Party time, girl.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ready for the grand entrance?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Shaundi|We're comin' up. Keep the door clear.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Finding Explosives"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gimme an update, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 2|How is the housekeeping, Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 3|Talk to me Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 1  |How's it going, Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 2  |Talk to me, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi, how's it coming?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Shaundi|Good news: we've cleared them out. Bad news: the boys are saying this place is rigged to blow.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Isn't that fun...
|Playa - Female 2|I knew this was going too well.
|Playa - Female 3|Figures. We're about due for another explosion.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, I'd say that's bad.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bloody hell...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Helicopter Chase"
|Shaundi|Looks like these things are on a coded timer, and the clock's ticking! You got him yet?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Once I catch him, you'll get your codes.
|Playa - Female 2|Just keep sweeping. I will get the codes.
|Playa - Female 3|Relax. I'll get the code.
|Playa - Male 1  |Just finish cleaning up, I'll get the codes.
|Playa - Male 2  |He hasn't landed yet. Don't worry, he's gotta have the codes.
|Playa - Male 3  |Just worry about yourself. I'll get the codes.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Shaundi|Nope, no codes. Just four wires. Red, green, blue, and black.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well that's original...
|Playa - Female 2|Wires. Right. Do not be breaking one on accident.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't get caught up in the details, the point is I'll find out how to disarm the bomb...
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I'll get back to you then.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's hope he ain't color blind then.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm gonna need to get back to you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Helicopter Escape"
|Shaundi|Where's that guy in the helicopter going?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll ask him how to disarm that thing.
|Playa - Female 2|If they are rescuing him, he must be important. He will know how to disarm the explosives.
|Playa - Female 3|Not sure...but he might know how to disarm this place.
|Playa - Male 1  |Bet he knows how to disarm this place.
|Playa - Male 2  |He probably set the damn bomb.
|Playa - Male 3  |He'll know how to disarm this place.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Shaundi|Then try not to kill him.
}}

{{quote|Boss, guys are getting dropped off outside!|Shaundi, "M05 Helicopters Dropping Off"}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Interrogation Roof"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The freight elevator, give me the code.
|Playa - Female 2|You want to live. I want the freight elevator open. Now talk.
|Playa - Female 3|What's the code to the freight elevator?
|Playa - Male 1  |What's the code to the freight elevator?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm bettin' you know the code to the elevator.
|Playa - Male 3  |Gimme the code to the lift!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Interrogation|Go to hell!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That really how you wanna play it?
|Playa - Female 2|You will be there long before me.
|Playa - Female 3|I love it when they play hard to get...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh I love it when people say that...
|Playa - Male 2  |Really wanna play it like that?
|Playa - Male 3  |You really wanna play that game, sweetheart?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Interrogation|Fine, code's 3-1-3-1, just watch the jacket...
}}

{{quote|Any day now, the crew's waiting.|Pierce, "M05 Jump"}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Landed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Touchdown. Shaundi, I'll get the elevator code and let you up soon.
|Playa - Female 2|Be ready, Shaundi. I will have the elevator codes soon.
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, I'm in. I'll call you when I get the elevator code.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, I'm in. Soon as I find someone with the elevator code I'll unlock it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Once I get the codes, I'll let you know.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi, I'm in. Soon as I find a bloke with the lift code I'll unlock it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Shaundi|Just give the word, boss.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Phone Call|Glad you called. Think I found us a new place...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, you were supposed to be looking for Loren, not going house hunting.
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, you were supposed to be looking for Loren, not going house hunting.
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, you were supposed to be looking for Loren, not going house hunting.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, you were supposed to be looking for Loren, not going house hunting.
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce, you were supposed to be looking for Loren, not house hunting.
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce, you were supposed to be looking for Loren, not going house hunting.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|See, that's the beauty of this place -- it's owned by the Morningstar.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Alright, I'm listening...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|The Morningstar have a penthouse downtown where they're throwing some big party for their global contacts...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And their real estate agent will be there?
|Playa - Female 2|And their real estate agent will be there?
|Playa - Female 3|And their real estate agent will be there?
|Playa - Male 1  |And their real estate agent will be there, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |And their real estate agent's gonna be there?
|Playa - Male 3  |And their real estate agent will be there?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Real funny... I was going to say we crash the party, kill the Morningstar, and keep the place for the Saints.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'm game. What's the plan.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|The Saints will be downstairs until you can unlock the elevator for them to come up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, if I can't go up then how will I... oh, right, penthouse...
|Playa - Female 2|Wait, if I can't go up then how will I... oh, right, penthouse...
|Playa - Female 3|Wait, if I can't go up then how will I... oh, right, penthouse...
|Playa - Male 1  |Wait, if I can't go up then how will I... oh, right, penthouses...
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait, if I can't go up then how will I... oh, right, the penthouse...
|Playa - Male 3  |Wait, if I can't go up then how will I... oh, right, penthouse...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|That's right. Meet me at the airport.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 React to"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wow, the crew's gonna love this place.
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce did good. This place is perfect for the crew.
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn, Pierce picked a nice place for the crew.
|Playa - Male 2  |This beats the hell out of a studio apartment.
|Playa - Male 3  |Now this is more my speed.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Tell Shaundi Color"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Red, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 2|You're safe. Cut the red wire.
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, cut the red one.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, cut the red one.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's the red one.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cut the red one, Shaundi!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Shaundi|Damn, I lost the bet...
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Warehouse Interrogation"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Which wire stops the bomb?
|Playa - Female 2|How do I defuse the bomb!
|Playa - Female 3|Tell me how to stop the bomb or I'll put a bullet in your fucking head!
|Playa - Male 1  |How do I defuse the bomb!
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell me which wire defuses the bomb!
|Playa - Male 3  |How do I defuse the bomb!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Interrogation|The red wire! Cut the red wire!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Thank you...
|Playa - Female 2|That was not so bad, now was it.
|Playa - Female 3|Thanks...
|Playa - Male 1  |Good boy.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks.
|Playa - Male 3  |Smart boy.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Why Am I"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why do I agree to this shit...
|Playa - Female 2|Too late to make new plans now.
|Playa - Male 1  |I really gotta stop doing this shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |At least I ain't scared of heights...
|Playa - Male 3  |I gotta start thinking through these plans.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

M06[]

{{dialogue|"M06 Ball"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on, Frenchie! Let's dance!
|Playa - Female 2|You will not escape me now!
|Playa - Female 3|Going down...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm comin' for ya, Frenchie!
|Playa - Male 2  |No more runnin', Loren!
|Playa - Male 3  |Familiar with Agincourt you prick?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on!
|Playa - Female 2|I do not have time for this!
|Playa - Female 3|Oh come on...
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you fucking kidding me?!
|Playa - Male 2  |What the fuck, man?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fucking piece of...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Bomb Arrive"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Did that thing get bigger?
|Playa - Female 2|It's beautiful. It is even bigger than I am remembering.
|Playa - Female 3|Biggest package I've ever seen...
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn, bigger when it's close up.
|Playa - Male 2  |The bigger the better.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bigger than I though it'd be.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Pierce|That's what Shaundi said...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I will hurt you... Now let me get this thing set so we can head up.
|Playa - Female 2|Enough, Pierce. Once I have set this timer, we will be going.
|Playa - Female 3|What are you, twelve? Shut up, we need to find Loren.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't even... Let me set this and we can go find Loren.
|Playa - Male 2  |Really, Pierce? Anyway, let's set this thing and then find Loren.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't. Let's set this and track down Loren.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|Here's our delivery now.|Pierce, "M06 Bomb"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Bomb Set 1"
|Pierce|The bomb's set and the clock's ticking...
|Shaundi|Why didn't we wait to do that until after we kill Loren?
|Pierce|That's... a really good question, we should move.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Break Cables"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get this thing loose!
|Playa - Female 2|Break this thing loose! I have to reach the bottom before him!
|Playa - Female 3|Break the cables...now!
|Playa - Male 1  |Knock this thing loose! I'm gonna crush that sonofabitch...
|Playa - Male 2  |Break those cables, I'm crushin' that piece of shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Cut this loose! We're going to smash that smug fucker!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Oleg|Leave it to me...
|Pierce|I've got this one!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time's wasting! This is our only shot!
|Playa - Female 2|Faster! He will be getting away!
|Playa - Female 3|Do not let him get away!
|Playa - Male 1  |Hurry it up, he's getting away!
|Playa - Male 2  |Get it done!
|Playa - Male 3  |He's getting away! Now!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Brute on"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get off!
|Playa - Female 2|I will not be stopped!
|Playa - Female 3|Who said you could get on my ball?
|Playa - Male 1  |Get off my damn ball!
|Playa - Male 2  |Find your own ride down!
|Playa - Male 3  |Get your own ball!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Choice"
|Shaundi|Time to blow this place to hell...
|Oleg|I hate this place more than anyone but it would be folly to destroy Phillipe's research without seeing what we can harvest from it.
|Shaundi|We came here to send a message, didn't we?
|Oleg|Why not keep the building for yourself?
|Pierce|Your choice here, boss.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Clone Room 2"
|Shaundi|What the fuck is this room?
|Shaundi|Are those people in there?
|Pierce|Looks like all those big guys we keep seeing. Clones?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We probably should have seen that coming!
|Playa - Female 2|Clones, of course. That is how I would do it.
|Playa - Female 3|We shoulda saw that coming!
|Playa - Male 1  |Makes sense to me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Think you might be right.
|Playa - Male 3  |That would make sense.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|What?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, you're right. It's fucking crazy.
|Playa - Female 2|If... I... were an evil crime lord that is...
|Playa - Female 3|Come on, like you never noticed they looked the same!
|Playa - Male 1  |OK, maybe "makes sense" was too strong...
|Playa - Male 2  |Unless you have a better explaination, I'm just sayin' it makes sense.
|Playa - Male 3  |Not 'make sense' in a... ah fuck it, nevermind.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Clone Room 3"
|Pierce|What should we call these guys?
|Shaundi|Who cares? They're blowing up with the rest of this place.
|Pierce|How about Bricks? They hit like their made of the stuff.
|Shaundi|Bricks? Really?
|Pierce|Alright, what would you call 'em?
|Shaundi|John.
|Pierce|You ain't gettin' how this works, are you...
}}

{{quote|I knew this wouldn't be easy, but Jesus...|Pierce, "M06 Clone Room"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Clone Room Enter"
|Shaundi|So where'd the hell we stop?
|Pierce|Doubt it's anywhere good.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There has to be another way up.
|Playa - Female 2|It doesn't matter. Phillipe is not here, so we will not stay long.
|Playa - Female 3|No big deal. We'll find another way up...
|Playa - Male 1  |Look for another way up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Has to be another way up.
|Playa - Male 3  |Find another way up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 cutscene In"
|Pierce|Little big for you.
|Shaundi|Give me the god damn gun, Pierce.
|Playa|Let's give that motherfucker what's comin' to him.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 cutscene Mid"
|Playa|What the hell is all this?
|Oleg|Phillipe likes his things custom-made--and for his brutes, I am the master pattern, you see.
|Pierce|Why you still strung up if they already cloned your ass?
|Oleg|The copies are flawed. They have my brawn but not my brain. I can help you.
|Pierce|The last time a big naked dude said he could help me, it did not end well.
|Shaundi|What could he do anyway? Those wires and shit are probably keeping him alive.
|Oleg|Trust me--I'm still strong enough to kill Phillipe.
|Pierce|You want some clothes, man?
|Oleg|No time.
|Pierce|Man, like I said, the last time a big naked dude ...
}}

{{quote|It's time we went back home and buried Johnny.|Playa, "M06 cutscene Out01"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 cutscene Out02"
|Playa|We're gonna have to do something about the pink.
|Oleg|You'd prefer a more manly shade, like purple?
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 cutscene Zscene01"
|Oleg|Loren's office is this way!
|Playa|Damn it!
|Oleg|That's an express elevator to the basement...there's no way to catch him.
|Playa|Fuck. That.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Driving 1"
|Pierce|How hard you think finding Phillipe will be?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He'll be on the top floor. I think it's in the criminal mastermind rulebook or something.
|Playa - Female 2|He is a rich, sadistic, egomaniacal crime lord... Top floor.
|Playa - Female 3|Shouldn't be that hard, he's probably on the top floor.
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, he's a criminal mastermind...he's gotta be on the top floor, it's like a rule.
|Playa - Male 2  |Everyone knows: the head bad guy is on the top floor. I thought you watched movies, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |Mastermind of a shadowy criminal organization? Gotta be the top floor.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|You think he's gonna be that cliche?
|Shaundi|Doesn't matter...we're killing everyone in there...
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Driving 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The crew's holding back, right? I don't want the giant bomb near a firefight.
|Playa - Female 2|Is the bomb ready to be delivered?
|Playa - Female 3|The guys know where they're going, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |You sure the crew has the right address for our delivery?
|Playa - Male 2  |Crew's right behind us with the package, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |The crew got the address... right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Pierce|It's all taken care of. Soon as we make sure the loading dock is clear, they'll drive it in.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Driving 3"
|Pierce|How many times you gonna check that gun?
|Shaundi|How long is it going to take us to get there?
|Pierce|I was just asking...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll put you both in a timeout...
|Playa - Female 2|Save it for Loren, comrades.
|Playa - Female 3|Knock it off you two, we're almost there...
|Playa - Male 1  |Save it for Loren's goons.
|Playa - Male 2  |Keep it up and you're both walkin' there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Save it for Loren and his goons.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Elevator Stop"
|Shaundi|What'd you do?
|Pierce|It wasn't me. It just stopped.
|Phillipe|Did you really expect to waltz right up to my office when I control the building?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|God I hate him...
|Playa - Female 2|Uh... yes...
|Playa - Female 3|Well that's great...
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |I hate that asshole.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bollocks.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|Done!|Oleg, "M06 Finished Breaking"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Get in Elevator"
|Shaundi|Elevator's at the back of the dock.
|Pierce|Don't worry, the boys'll hold things down here.
}}

{{quote|Saints are in the loading dock. Don't let them enter the building.|Phillipe, "M06 Guards to Loading"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Loading Dock"
|Pierce|They ain't fucking around here.
|Shaundi|Shit, they have snipers in here.
|Pierce|That big guy really doesn't want us to get inside.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Loading Dock 3"
|Pierce|You think all packages are this hard to drop off here?
|Shaundi|Ha ha. Can you just shoot them?
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi, you gonna be ok coming along?
|Playa - Female 2|If you are going to have second thoughts, Shaundi, you need to be having them now.
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, if you're coming in with us-
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you sure you wanna do this, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 2  |You know Pierce and I can handle this, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 3  |You sure about this, Shaundi?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Shaundi|Don't worry about me, I need this. Loren has to pay for what he did, and I wanna be there when he gets what he deserves.
|Pierce|No worries, girl; we're not stopping with Loren...we're takin' out his whole fucking Syndicate.
|Shaundi|I think we'll need to do a little more than kill one guy to do that.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You know that bomb we stole? Well, there you go.
|Playa - Female 2|It's all in the plan, Shaundi
|Playa - Female 3|We didn't steal that bomb for nothing.
|Playa - Male 1  |We didn't steal that bomb for nothing.
|Playa - Male 2  |Way ahead of you, girl. We're using the bomb.
|Playa - Male 3  |Why do you think we nicked a bomb?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{quote|This elevator will take us to the offices.|Oleg, "M06"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Oleg"
|Oleg|Follow me to Phillipe's office.
|Pierce|Seriously man, if you want I can find you, like... a curtain or something.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then we'll be all good. Glad to have you in the Saints.
|Playa - Female 2|I can accept that. Welcome to the Saints, Oleg.
|Playa - Female 3|No worries Oleg, as long as he doesn't want me dead I can respect a man's privacy...
|Playa - Male 1  |Works for me. Welcome to the Saints.
|Playa - Male 2  |You'll fit right in with the Saints, Oleg.
|Playa - Male 3  |Works for me. Welcome aboard!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Oleg|The human body is nothing to be ashamed of, unless you have... insecurities.
|Pierce|I'm good...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Got a name, honey?
|Playa - Female 2|What are you called, comrade?
|Playa - Female 3|Not that I'm ungrateful for the help, but I sometimes like to know a guy's name before I see him naked.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey man, you got a name?
|Playa - Male 2  |What do we call you?
|Playa - Male 3  |And you would be...?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Oleg|My name is Oleg Kirrlov...
|Shaundi|So... what did you do before you were a glorified pin cushion?
|Oleg|I think it best for our friendship I never elaborate. Just know that the enemy of your enemy is your friend. As long as you oppose the Syndicate you have nothing to fear from me.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Phillipe"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Really could have used an '80s action hero joke.
|Playa - Female 2|Well, Johnny, it looks like he made himself a crepe instead.
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit. I shoulda thought of a Belgian Pancake joke...
|Playa - Male 2  |Whoops.
|Playa - Male 3  |There's a great St. Crispin's Day joke in here somewhere...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Pierce, we've waited long enough. Now we go for Loren.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Won't be easy. That whole tower's gotta be crawling with Morningstar.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Since when have we done things the easy way?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|True. So what's the plan?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Kill everyone we see and find Loren?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|Makes sense.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Meet me at the penthouse, I'll call Shaundi.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Shaundi, it's time.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|Just tell me where to be.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We're meeting at the penthouse.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Don't worry, he won't get away this time.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|You bet your ass he won't.
}}

M07[]

{{dialogue|"M07 1st Wave"
|Oleg|Leave this imposter to me...
|Zimos|What, that means everyone else is on us?
|Angel|It's not fair...
|Zimos|That's what I'm sayin'. I'm down for pussy, not getting shot at.
|Angel|No, for them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Now that's what I like to hear.
|Playa - Female 2|We're going to get along just fine.
|Playa - Female 3|I like this one.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm gonna like hanging out with you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cocky as hell... I like that.
|Playa - Male 3  |We're going to get on just fine.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Angel Development"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Killbane must have a lot of hate for you.
|Playa - Female 2|Killbane must hate you a great deal.
|Playa - Female 3|You and Killbane don't seem to get along.
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like Killbane isn't your number one fan.
|Playa - Male 2  |Killbane must be really gunning for you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Killbane doesn't seem like your #1 fan.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Angel|I don't expect you to understand.
|Angel|It wasn't always that way.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You got a history?
|Playa - Female 2|You were comrades once, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|How so?
|Playa - Male 1  |What do you mean?
|Playa - Male 2  |That so?
|Playa - Male 3  |How so?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Angel|I trained him, taught him how to fight, how to work a crowd...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And how's that a bad thing?
|Playa - Female 2|What happened?
|Playa - Female 3|And this is how he shows his gratitude?
|Playa - Male 1  |Then why's he want you dead?
|Playa - Male 2  |You helped him and now he wants you dead?
|Playa - Male 3  |So why does he--?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Angel|I was always the favorite, he could never get over. It drove him mad.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So he tried to kill you? What a douche.
|Playa - Female 2|He wanted to kill you for having more fans?
|Playa - Female 3|So he tried to kill you?
|Playa - Male 1  |He wants to kill you because you were more popular than him?
|Playa - Male 2  |So he tried to kill you?
|Playa - Male 3  |He wanted you dead because he didn't get voted Prom King?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Angel|No, he wanted to humiliate me first. That's why he took off my mask.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You don't look so bad without it.
|Playa - Female 2|You couldn't get a new one?
|Playa - Female 3|Mask?
|Playa - Male 1  |So?
|Playa - Male 2  |Mask? So?
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm not sure that I follow...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Brute Grapple"
|Brute|Fa-ther...
|Oleg|You are no child of mine... just an abomination.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Brute Mini gun"
|Zimos|You gonna pick up that big fuckin' gun, or what?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah yeah, I'll get to it!
|Playa - Female 2|I'll be there, have patience!
|Playa - Female 3|A little patience goes a long way.
|Playa - Male 1  |Little busy here, I'm getting to it!
|Playa - Male 2  |When I get to it!
|Playa - Male 3  |Give me a bloody second!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Brutes Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Killbane won't stop coming after you, Angel. How'd you like to do something about that?
|Playa - Female 2|You cannot hold Killbane off forever, Angel. Join with us, and we will end him for good.
|Playa - Female 3|You just gonna sit around waiting for Killbane to finish the job, Angel?
|Playa - Male 1  |Angel... you gonna keep sitting around waiting for Killbane to take you out or you gonna do something about it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Here's the thing, Angel. Either you can stay here and wait to die, or come with us and do something about it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Angel... you just gonna sit around waiting for Killbane to take you out?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Angel|What do you have in mind?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We take it to Killbane.
|Playa - Female 2|Go on the offensive. Make Killbane fight our way.
|Playa - Female 3|We take the fight to him.
|Playa - Male 1  |We take the fight to Killbane.
|Playa - Male 2  |Take this shit straight to Killbane.
|Playa - Male 3  |We bring the fight to Killbane.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Angel|You'll never survive.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Eh, if you wanna bitch out that's on you. But I thought you actually had some balls...
|Playa - Female 2|You are wrong. I will introduce Killbane to his grave. But if you'd rather sit this one out...
|Playa - Female 3|Maybe. But at least I'll go down swinging, which is more than I can say for you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Cut the fatalistic bullshit. You wanna help? Help. You don't? Get the fuck out of my way.
|Playa - Male 2  |Look, this is happening with or without you. Thought maybe you just wanted to be part of it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Funny thing about me: I'm remarkably hard to kill. Now you gonna help or not?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Angel|Alright...I'll train you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Right on.
|Playa - Female 2|Good. I'll be be in touch.
|Playa - Female 3|Good. I'll be around.
|Playa - Male 1  |Right on. I'll call you when I need you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then lay low and I'll call ya soon.
|Playa - Male 3  |Now that's what I like to hear.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Call Out Minigun Brute"
|Zimos|What the fuck is that guy carrying?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit, mini-gun!
|Playa - Female 2|That would be a mini-gun.
|Playa - Female 3|Mini-gun. Shit.
|Playa - Male 1  |Mini-gun up top!
|Playa - Male 2  |A fucking mini-gun!
|Playa - Male 3  |Mini-gun up above!
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Casino Fight"
|Pierce|Holy shit. That fucker on the balcony has a mini-gun!
|Angel|Take Cover!
|Oleg|I'll take care of this.
|Angel|That brute is coming off the top!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 cutscene In"
|Monica|When I left Stilwater for the Senate, I vowed not to forget my hometown roots. My husband gave his life defending Stilwater from gang violence. It is my greatest privilege to honor him with this bridge.
|Killbane|Time for the high spot, boys.
|Pierce|Whoever this crew is, they float pretty damn good.
|Oleg|They're Killbane's thugs.
|Playa|Kill-who?
|Oleg|He's the Syndicate's attack dog.
|Shaundi|What he did to Johnny's funeral... that's over the fucking limit.
|Oleg|He doesn't care about rules of engagement.
|Playa|No rules? I can work with that.
|Oleg|You're not ready to fight the Syndicate.
|Shaundi|Watch us.
|Playa|Just relax, Shaundi. Alright big man, what do you got?
|Oleg|There are others who hate the Syndicate as much as you do. I will take you to them.
|Monica|Can you believe this? On my husband's bridge! No, no, I will not calm down. I'm heading back to the Hill. Book an emergency session. Goddamn it--this is war!
|Shaundi|Who the hell are these guys?
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 cutscene Out"
|Killbane|Well, ladies and gentleman, Phillipe is dead and we are at a crossroads. And the question is: who will lead The Syndicate to a new era.
|Matt|Viola and Kiki were Mr. Loren's right hands. Shouldn't they be the ones who-
|Killbane|I had someone else in mind.
|Playa|The Syndicate has to answer for what they did... and this time, we're taking the fight to them.
|Viola|Excuse me?
|Killbane|The barbarians are at the gate--we need a general not an ambassador!
|Kiki|Calm down, Eddie...
|Killbane|What did you call me?
|Playa|Since we don't know Steelport I brought in some people who do. This is Kinzie, Zimos, and Angel..
|Viola|What'd you like us to do, Killbane?
|Killbane|Something. Anything! Before I wonder why I keep you bookends around.
|Playa|Talk to one of these guys, they'll have things for you to do. It's our time now--let's get this shit started.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 cutscene Zscene01"
|Pierce|How we gonna find Zimos? Look for the cat in here who isn't excited to be eating a ball gag?
|Playa|Or just look for the guy with a rhinestone Z on his back.
|Pierce|Get the fuck outta here man -
|Pierce|Well. Shit. That's convenient.
|Goon|They went this way!
|Playa|Shit...
|Playa|We dont got time, Zimos!
|Playa|MUSH!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 cutscene Zscene02"
|Playa|Sorry about making you, ya know...pull us around.
|Zimos|This is a rescue, right? This ain't some elaborate set up for a gang bang?
|Pierce|Why you gotta put that image in my head, bro?
|Zimos|I'll go with rescue then. I'd shake your hand, but these floors are a little sticky if you know what I'm sayin'.
|Playa|I'm good.
|Playa|Find a moist towellete or somethin'. Sup?
|Kinzie|I found the guy I was talking about...
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 cutscene Zscene03"
|Angel|You're not one Loren's brutes.
|Oleg|And you are not one of Killbane's Luchadores...
|Playa|Yeah, but they are.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Drive to BDSM Club"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What sort of kink they have at a place like this?
|Playa - Female 2|You visit clubs like this often?
|Playa - Female 3|You into this kinda stuff?
|Playa - Male 1  |You ever been to one of these clubs?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what's the etiquette for this kind of place?
|Playa - Male 3  |You ever been to one of these clubs?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|I look like I'd go to one of those clubs?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I bet you'd be into some nasty shit if you tried it.
|Playa - Female 2|The way you and Shaundi are always at it, I could see her--
|Playa - Female 3|You do spend a lot of money on body wax...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm just sayin', powerful guy, stressful job...
|Playa - Male 2  |You ain't seein' anybody. Figure you get your kink on the side.
|Playa - Male 3  |You never can tell.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|Stop talking.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh my God! You totally would!
|Playa - Female 2|Too shy to ask? If you ever are wanting to try it, I would be happy--
|Playa - Female 3|What's your safeword? Shoes?
|Playa - Male 1  |That's what I thought.
|Playa - Male 2  |See, that wasn't a no.
|Playa - Male 3  |So defensive... Did I hit a nerve?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Pierce|Shut up.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Encounter Deckers"
|Pierce|What the hell these guys wearin'?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Looks like the Bleak Line by Christoph Valkerie...
|Playa - Female 2|A projection of their feelings of abandonment and their resentment of broader society.
|Playa - Female 3|I dunno, but it kinda turns me on...
|Playa - Male 1  |Seriously, neo-cyber punk fashion was so 3 years ago.
|Playa - Male 2  |Always thought neo-cyber punk was overrated.
|Playa - Male 3  |No kidding. Don't these chavs know neo-cyber punk was so last decade?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Pierce|What.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You found the fed yet?
|Playa - Female 2|Just shoot them, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Nothing. Find that fed!
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's focus on finding the fed.
|Playa - Male 2  |So, found the fed yet?
|Playa - Male 3  |What? I didn't say anything. Find that fed!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Enter BDSM"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So where do we start looking?
|Playa - Female 2|How are we to be finding this guy?
|Playa - Female 3|How we gonna find this guy?
|Playa - Male 1  |How the hell are we supposed to find this guy...
|Playa - Male 2  |Any ideas?
|Playa - Male 3  |How do we even find this bloke?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Pierce|Shake people down... someone's gotta know where they're keeping our boy.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Exterior Brute Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Zimos, this is Oleg.
|Playa - Female 2|Oleg! I'm glad you made it!
|Playa - Female 3|You made it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Nice of you to show up, Oleg.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oleg, nice timing.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice of you to show up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Oleg|I'm not too late to the party, am I?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There's plenty to go around. Let's get in there and find Angel.
|Playa - Female 2|It would not be the same without you, comrade. Let's go find Angel.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't worry, we left you some. Time to find Angel.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry, there's pleanty of people left to kill. Let's head inside and find Angel.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't worry: pleanty of Luchadores to fuck up...
|Playa - Male 3  |Plenty to go around. Let's find Angel.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{quote|Be careful, they have flame throwers!|Angel, "M07 Flamer Brute"}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Go"
|Angel|I'm going upstairs!
|Oleg|I'm heading upstairs!
|Zimos|I'll check out upstairs!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Head to Pony Barn"
|Pierce|If I never see this place again, it'll be too soon.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm going to have to bathe in hand sanitizer...
|Playa - Female 2|I will want the hand sanitizer after this.
|Playa - Female 3|I need hand sanitizer.
|Playa - Male 1  |Remind me to get some hand sanitizer after this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Got any of that sanitizer stuff? I don't wanna know what's on me...
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't suppose you'd have any hand sanitizer?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|Don't worry, we'll get a box of that shit.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Interrogate"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Zimos, where is he?
|Playa - Female 2|Where is Zimos?
|Playa - Female 3|Where's Zimos!
|Playa - Male 1  |Where's Zimos!
|Playa - Male 2  |Take me to Zimos!
|Playa - Male 3  |I need to find Zimos!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Interrogation|If I say anything the DeWynter sisters will cut me off!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Funny, I was thinking of cutting something off too...
|Playa - Female 2|I am here. They are not. If anyone will be doing the cutting...
|Playa - Female 3|I'd worry about ME cutting something off.
|Playa - Male 1  |If you don't say anything something else is getting cut off...
|Playa - Male 2  |Funny, I was thinkin' of cutting something off too...
|Playa - Male 3  |Start talking or other things are gonna get cut off.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Interrogation|He's in the pony barn! Alright?
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Interrogate Floor2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Either take me to Zimos, or I'm gonna beat your sorry ass...
|Playa - Female 2|Tell me where to find Zimos, or I will beat the shit out of you.
|Playa - Female 3|Tell me where Zimos is or I'm gonna pound your face in--
|Playa - Male 1  |Tell me where Zimos is or I'm gonna beat you stupid...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm looking for Zimos. Start talkin' or I start leavin' marks...
|Playa - Male 3  |Tell me where Zimos is or I'll beat the fuck out of you!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Interrogation|OH YES!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Seriously? Ew...
|Playa - Female 2|Don't fuck around with me old m--wait, what?
|Playa - Female 3|Mierda...
|Playa - Male 1  |You gotta be kidding me...
|Playa - Male 2  |What the fuck, man...
|Playa - Male 3  |...unexpected...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Interrogation|The manager's upstairs, he'd know! Just hit me! I've been bad!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Interrogate Upstairs 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The manager, where is he?
|Playa - Female 2|You are the manager, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|You the manager?
|Playa - Male 1  |You the manager?
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell me where the manager is.
|Playa - Male 3  |Are you the manager?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Interrogation|I don't know anything, I'm just here for a bachelor party!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Dammit...
|Playa - Female 2|Bah.
|Playa - Female 3|What is wrong with you people...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ugh...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well fuck...
|Playa - Male 3  |For fuck's sake...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Kinzie"
|Kinzie|His name's Angel De LaMuerte, he was Killbane's tag team partner until he went crazy.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Who went crazy? Angel, or Killbane?
|Playa - Female 2|So Angel is crazy? Or did you mean Killbane?
|Playa - Female 3|Until which one went crazy?
|Playa - Male 1  |Until Angel went crazy, or Killbane went crazy?
|Playa - Male 2  |Who went crazy? Angel, or Killbane?
|Playa - Male 3  |Till who went crazy? Angel or Killbane?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|I should probably look into that. The point is: Angel hates Killbane more than you do... he should be willing to help.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Got a location?
|Playa - Female 2|Good work Kinzie. Where is he?
|Playa - Female 3|Where's he at?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where do I find him?
|Playa - Male 2  |So let's pick him up. Where's he at?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where is he?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|That's the tricky part... the Luchadores are attacking him at the gym right now, you should probably hurry before he gets killed.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And that didn't come first why?
|Playa - Female 2|Why are you not telling me that first?
|Playa - Female 3|Chica, that's the type of shit that needs to come first!
|Playa - Male 1  |Why didn't you start with that?
|Playa - Male 2  |And you're just bringing that up now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't you think you should have led with that?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|You ask too many questions. I'd hurry up, you're on the clock.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Kinzie Call to Say Thanks"
|Kinzie|Forgot to say thanks for freeing me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You can thank me by finding a third person to help.
|Playa - Female 2|Can you find others who oppose the Syndicate?
|Playa - Female 3|You want to thank me, then help me take down the Syndicate. Know anyone else besides this Zimos that we could use?
|Playa - Male 1  |You and this Zimos guy makes two. Usually I get three people to help me...
|Playa - Male 2  |No problem. Though without a third person this won't feel right...
|Playa - Male 3  |You and this Zimos chap make two... I'm used to rolling with three.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Kinzie|I think I know someone who'd help but I gotta find him first. I'll call you when I have a location.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Kinzie Development"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's your deal, honey?
|Playa - Female 2|How can you best help the Saints, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|So what makes you so special?
|Playa - Male 1  |So what's your story?
|Playa - Male 2  |So how come you got kicked from the feds?
|Playa - Male 3  |So what's your story, love?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kinzie|I know everything.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, sure...
|Playa - Female 2|Everthing covers a lot of territory.
|Playa - Female 3|Whatchu mean 'everything'?
|Playa - Male 1  |Ok...
|Playa - Male 2  |Sure you do...
|Playa - Male 3  |That so?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kinzie|You were recruited by Julius Little after being caught in the crossfire between the Vice Kings and Los Carnales. The fight started because a Vice King named LeVar didn't like "bitches disrespecting him". You didn't talk much then, but knew a lot about shoes.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wow. That's pretty good.
|Playa - Female 2|Impressive. That was not in my biography.
|Playa - Female 3|Well played...
|Playa - Male 1  |You're good.
|Playa - Male 2  |You weren't kidding.
|Playa - Male 3  |Impressive.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|I know. Anyway, the FBI cyber crime division assigned me to the Deckers case. Once I got too close Matt Miller came for me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So Miller's a top-notch hitman?
|Playa - Female 2|I do not know this man. He's Phillipe's henchman?
|Playa - Female 3|What is he... bounty hunter?
|Playa - Male 1  |He a hitman?
|Playa - Male 2  |So they put a hit on you?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hitman?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|Worse. He's the world's most dangerous hacker. He discredited me, got me fired, then had me abducted.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't worry, that's not gonna happen again.
|Playa - Female 2|You are a Saint now. Family. And family takes care of each other. We will deal with this hacker.
|Playa - Female 3|We'll take care of him for you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Stick with the Saints and we'll make sure he gets what's coming to him.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't worry about that shit now. Stick with the Saints and we'll help you out.
|Playa - Male 3  |Stick with the Saints, and you won't have to worry about him anymore.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Mission"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's what I'm talkin' about...
|Playa - Female 2|That is a good start.
|Playa - Female 3|We're done here.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's what I'm talkin' about...
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, that was easy...
|Playa - Male 3  |That'll do.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So you know who we're after?
|Playa - Female 2|Where are we starting?
|Playa - Female 3|Who's at the top of the list?
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright who's first...
|Playa - Male 2  |You know who we're getting?
|Playa - Male 3  |Who's up first?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
|Shaundi|I'm not jealous.
|Pierce|Who said jealous? That's all on you, girl.
|Shaundi|Oh my god.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, yeah, great sexual tension. What got her kicked out?
|Playa - Female 2|Enough with the flapping of gums. If the feds are not wanting her, why are we?
|Playa - Female 3|Not now! What else do we need to know?
|Playa - Male 1  |Flirt later, why was Kinzie booted?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can we get back to the whole fed thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |Either get a room or tell me about Kinzie.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Pierce|Oleg didn't give me all the details, but he made it sound like Kinzie was about to out the Syndicate so the Deckers set her up for a fall.
|Shaundi|I hope she's worth the hassle.
|Pierce|Only one way to find out... we gotta get on that barge.
|Pierce|We're picking up a girl named Kinzie Kensington... the Deckers are holdin' her on a barge on the river.
|Shaundi|What's her deal?
|Pierce|Oleg said she was with the FBI...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Are you shitting me?
|Playa - Female 2|Oleg better be having his loyalties straight...
|Playa - Female 3|You're joking.
|Playa - Male 1  |The fuck you say?
|Playa - Male 2  |I better have heard that wrong.
|Playa - Male 3  |That some kind of joke?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Pierce|Don't stress, she was kicked out.
|Shaundi|So we're getting a shitty fed?
|Pierce|Don't start hating because we're getting a new girl.
|Shaundi|Are you serious?
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Nag"
|Kinzie|What are you doing?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What do you need, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|Talking to you...
|Playa - Female 3|What?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie? Why are you calling me?
|Playa - Male 2  |What you told me to: getting Angel.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie? Why did you ring?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|Why are you wasting time? Angel's inside.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How do you know we're not?
|Playa - Female 2|I know he is, we--wait, how do you know where we are?
|Playa - Female 3|I know he's--wait how do you know where we are?
|Playa - Male 1  |I know he's... how do you know I'm outside?
|Playa - Male 2  |Well yeah, but... wait, you know I'm outside?
|Playa - Male 3  |I know tha--wait... how'd you locate me?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kinzie|I'm following the GPS on your phone.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, what?
|Playa - Female 2|How thoughtful of you. Why?
|Playa - Female 3|How the...?
|Playa - Male 1  |You're what?
|Playa - Male 2  |That's a little creepy...
|Playa - Male 3  |You're what?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|Don't worry about it, just go inside.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ok, but don't do that again.
|Playa - Female 2|Let me do my job.
|Playa - Female 3|Dammit Kinzie, I use this phone in the bathroom.
|Playa - Male 1  |I will, just... stop doing that.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah... I'll do that...
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah yeah. Just... stop following me. Sort of.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Need"
|Angel|There's too many of them!
|Oleg|I need support!
|Zimos|Little help'd be nice!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Notice Brute"
|Zimos|Uh... what the hell is that thing?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Didn't know about Loren's brutes?
|Playa - Female 2|Loren was into cloning. You knew this, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|You haven't seen Loren's science experiments?
|Playa - Male 1  |What, you've never seen Loren's science project?
|Playa - Male 2  |Never seen a clone before?
|Playa - Male 3  |You haven't seen Loren's science projects before?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Zimos|No, that's new.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Pony Cart Chase 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on boy, faster!
|Playa - Female 2|Smack his ass, Pierce. Make him go faster.
|Playa - Female 3|Can't he go faster?
|Playa - Male 1  |Can't this guy go any faster?
|Playa - Male 2  |Step on the gas, man.
|Playa - Male 3  |Can't this guy go faster?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Pierce|Don't think it works that way...
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Rescue Zimos"
|Zimos|Thanks, playa, I appreciate you bustin' me out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're welcome, and let's forget it ever happened...
|Playa - Female 2|We shall never speak of this again.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't mention it. Like ever. I'm serious.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't mention it... like, ever.
|Playa - Male 2  |I appreciate us never talkin' about it again.
|Playa - Male 3  |Never. Speak of this. Again.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Take Zimos to Casino"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time to mount a rescue, Z.
|Playa - Female 2|Come on, Z. We have to mount a rescue.
|Playa - Female 3|Come on, Zimos. We're going to mount a rescue.
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, Z. We've got a rescue to mount.
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to mount a rescue, Zimos.
|Playa - Male 3  |C'mon Zimos. Time to mount a rescue.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Zimos|Don't say "mount".
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So no "saddle up" comments, either?
|Playa - Female 2|We have to ride to the rescue.
|Playa - Female 3|Saddle up?
|Playa - Male 1  |I take it "saddle up" is out too?
|Playa - Male 2  |How about "you ready to ride"?
|Playa - Male 3  |Saddle up, partner?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Zimos|If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walkin' the other way.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Untie Kinzie"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm guessin' you're Kinzie Kensington?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie Kensington, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie Kensington?
|Playa - Male 2  |Lemme guess; Kinzie Kensington?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie Kensington?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|The DeWynters are the twin sisters that run prostitution in Steelport. Zimos was their competition, so the sisters locked him up.
|Kinzie|And Safeword is just a BDSM club that caters to various acts of perversion. The name comes from wh-
|Shaundi|We got it.
|Kinzie|Mine's "Tea Cup".
|Kinzie|Yep.
|Shaundi|I'll get her outta here. Have fun at the gimp show.
|Shaundi|You don't seem that excited about being rescued.
|Kinzie|I'm waiting to see if you were sent to kill me.
|Pierce|Girl's pragmatic... I like her.
|Kinzie|So whaddya want with me? You don't look like feds.
|Pierce|We heard that you know people who hate the Syndicate as much as we do.
|Kinzie|Well, the DeWynters are keeping Zimos at Safeword.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Translation please.
|Playa - Female 2|Ack. A girly drink for girly men.
|Playa - Female 3|...you're gonna need to be a little more speci--
|Playa - Male 1  |What.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh huh...
|Playa - Male 3  |...right. Um, wha--
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Zimos Bitch"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Z, you doin' alright?
|Playa - Female 2|How are you enjoying your new freedom, Zimos?
|Playa - Female 3|You ok, Z?
|Playa - Male 1  |How you holding up Z?
|Playa - Male 2  |You holding up ok, Zimos?
|Playa - Male 3  |You alright, Zimos?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Zimos|I wish you let me go home and change, brother, what I got on ain't exactly comfortable...
|Oleg|You are weak, old man.
|Zimos|Listen big boy, I don't see you running around with a horsetail up your ass...
|Oleg|I was poked and proded for years by Loren's scientists, so spare me about your "discomfort".
|Zimos|Yeah, you win.
}}

M08[]

{{dialogue|"M08 Chaos in the Beginning"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ready to fix this mess?
|Playa - Female 2|It's too crowded for this!
|Playa - Female 3|Need to thin this crowd!
|Playa - Male 1  |We need to thin this party out a bit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Take out the party crashers.
|Playa - Male 3  |We need to break up the crowd.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|Workin' on it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You couldn't have just done the cheese and wine thing?
|Playa - Female 2|Couldn't you just invite a few friends?
|Playa - Female 3|Just had to have strippers, didn't you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Couldn't you have invited less people...
|Playa - Male 2  |Next time start small, Z.
|Playa - Male 3  |Why didn't you have a small, intimate gathering?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Zimos|Wouldn't be much of a party then, would it?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It'd be a lot safer though.
|Playa - Female 2|You think this party is going well?
|Playa - Female 3|You really want to make that argument right now?
|Playa - Male 1  |No, just easier when they all start pullin' guns and shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, but a hell of a lot easier to clean up after.
|Playa - Male 3  |But the tips would have been better.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{quote|Mind clearin' the roofs while you're up there?|Pierce, "M08 Clear Roofs"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Combat At Bar"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, you ordered the wrong hos here.
|Playa - Female 2|Where did you find these girls?
|Playa - Female 3|Where'd the girls come from?
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, where'd you get these hos?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where'd these girls come from, Pierce?
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce, where'd these girls come from?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Pierce|Don't look at me, this is all from Z's black book.
|Zimos|What can I say, the bitches love me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here's a tip; this ain't love.
|Playa - Female 2|Really, Z? They have a funny way of showing it!
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, sure seems like it.
|Playa - Male 1  |They got a funny way of showin' it...
|Playa - Male 2  |This is how you define love?
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm really feelin' that love right now.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Combat Basement"
|Zimos|Looks like these cats came prepared.
|Pierce|You kinda stand out, Z.
|Zimos|Yeah, but they can see us, too.
|Pierce|With what you're wearin', Z, that ain't surprising.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Combat in Beginning"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is half the city here?
|Playa - Female 2|It just had to be a big party.
|Playa - Male 1  |You HAD to throw a party...
|Playa - Male 2  |Next time I'M throwin' the party.
|Playa - Male 3  |Just HAD to have a bloody party.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm not cleaning this up, later.
|Playa - Female 2|A bottle of vodka and a few friends just aren't enough for you.
|Playa - Male 1  |You two are cleaning this shit up, you know that right?
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, we just had this place lookin' nice.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm not cleaning this up! You got that?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi's gonna be telling us "I told you so".
|Playa - Female 2|You two are cleaning up until Shaundi and I are both happy.
|Playa - Male 1  |I shoulda listened to Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 2  |You all are dealin' with Shaundi after this.
|Playa - Male 3  |I was supposed to have a quiet night in...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This better not have been a cash up front thing.
|Playa - Female 2|Any more surprises? Luchedores juggling chainsaws, perhaps?
|Playa - Male 1  |Tell me you didn't pay 'em first, Pierce, please!
|Playa - Male 2  |Next time you should tip better.
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce, are you tipping them?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 cutscene In"
|Shaundi|Johnny's dead, and you're throwing a fucking party?!
|Pierce|Well, you say it like that, sure it sounds bad.
|Zimos|I was saddled up in a human pony show, but you see me crying about it, little girl?
|Shaundi|I swear to God I will shove that thing down your throat-hole.
|Pierce|Shaundi, we can't mourn Gat forever. Eventually, you gotta get back on the horse. No offense, brother.
|Playa|He's right.
|Shaundi|Whatever.
|Pierce|Damn, girl--life is for the living and shit, know what I'm sayin'?
|Pierce|OH SHIT! These ho's ain't ho's!
|Pierce|Wassup girl?
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 cutscene Out"
|Killbane|HOOKER ASSASSINS?
|Viola|They came highly recommended.
|Matt|Ladies, it was a pretty shit plan.
|Kiki|Tell me something, Matt. Did you have a plan? How about you, Eddie?
|Kiki|There's a reason Phillipe left the thinking to us. We're done here.
|Matt|Christ, Killbane--!
|Killbane|Relax. We only need one of 'em.
|Killbane|Viola, your sun is setting, but it's not too late. There's still time to grab Apollo's chariot and drive that fucker back across the sky. You feel me?
|Viola|Yes, Killbane.
|Killbane|Apology accepted. I'll comp you a VIP pass to Murderbrawl, that'll cheer you up.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Find Pierce"
|Pierce|A little help up here!
|Zimos|He still upstairs?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hang on, Pierce!
|Playa - Female 2|Be right there!
|Playa - Female 3|Hang on, Pierce!
|Playa - Male 1  |We're coming!
|Playa - Male 2  |I told him to be careful.
|Playa - Male 3  |Coming through!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Get to Helipad"
|Pierce|What now?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm bringing them down.
|Playa - Female 2|We go outside and shoot them down.
|Playa - Female 3|We get up there.
|Playa - Male 1  |We get out there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Get out there and deal with it.
|Playa - Male 3  |We get the fuck out of here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{quote|You'll get a better shot from the roof.|Pierce, "M08 Get to"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Giving Rocket Launcher"
|Zimos|You're gonna need somethin' big to bring down those helis. Take this...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next time you have one of these, give it to me sooner.
|Playa - Female 2|Why did you bring rocket launchers to a... no, pretend I didn't ask.
|Playa - Female 3|You had this the ENTIRE TIME?
|Playa - Male 1  |You had that shit the whole time and you're giving it to me now?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where the fuck did this come from...
|Playa - Male 3  |Where the bloody hell was this earlier?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Hanging Up On"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Right. Gotta go.
|Playa - Female 2|Fuck. Me. Oleg, I'm going to have to call you back.
|Playa - Female 3|Great talking with you gotta go!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh. We'll talk later.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh, yeah, I'll get back to you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. We'll talk later.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Head to Power"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Took care of the snipers.
|Playa - Female 2|That finishes the snipers.
|Playa - Female 3|Area's clear!
|Playa - Male 1  |Snipers are down.
|Playa - Male 2  |Snipers are all done.
|Playa - Male 3  |We're clear.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Zimos|Let's get some power up in here. I'm tired of trippin' over bodies.
|Pierce|That shit's downstairs. After you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Helicopter"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can't you call back later, Oleg?
|Playa - Female 2|This had better be important, Oleg.
|Playa - Female 3|Oleg?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oleg can it wait?
|Playa - Male 2  |You got shitty timing, Oleg.
|Playa - Male 3  |A little busy, Oleg.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Oleg|You have to cancel the party, it's a trap...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I picked up on that.
|Playa - Female 2|I had picked up on that, yes.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, kinda guessed from the gun weilding strippers.
|Playa - Male 1  |I noticed.
|Playa - Male 2  |No shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |You don't say...
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Oleg|So it's over? I should have known a few helicopters wouldn't stop you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There weren't any helicop...
|Playa - Female 2|Helicopters? What are you...
|Playa - Female 3|Of course n--wait, what?
|Playa - Male 1  |Helicopters? What are you...
|Playa - Male 2  |Who said anything about helicopters?
|Playa - Male 3  |Helicopters? What the---
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Helicopters Attacking Crib"
|Zimos|Shit, these bitches got bombs out there?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Helicopters.
|Playa - Female 2|No, just helicopters.
|Playa - Female 3|Helicopters this time.
|Playa - Male 1  |Choppers.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nope, helis.
|Playa - Male 3  |Helicopters.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Pierce|Yeah, 'cause that makes it better...
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Mission Start"
|Zimos|What's happening?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Seriously, fuck this party!
|Playa - Female 2|You should explain that to me.
|Playa - Female 3|Worst party ever!
|Playa - Male 1  |Your party sucks...
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey the party went to shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |This party is bollocks!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|Hey, can we worry about the crazy bitches with guns?
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 No Power"
|Zimos|What happened to the power?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I thought this was your party.
|Playa - Female 2|You are the one running this party, no?
|Playa - Female 3|This look like MY place?
|Playa - Male 1  |It's your party, you tell me.
|Playa - Male 2  |You were tryin' to set the mood?
|Playa - Male 3  |I was gonna ask you the same thing!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Zimos|This ain't on me, baby. I like lookin' at the goods when I have company, you know what I'm sayin'?
|Pierce|They must've cut it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's just great...
|Playa - Female 2|At this rate I will be having the electrician on my payroll.
|Playa - Female 3|Fabulous.
|Playa - Male 1  |This just gets better and better...
|Playa - Male 2  |We gotta get that shit fixed then.
|Playa - Male 3  |Never a dull moment...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{quote|We'll get your back while you take out those snipers.|Pierce, "M08 On Way to"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Pierce Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There he is!
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce is hurt! Over here!
|Playa - Female 3|We got you, Pierce!
|Playa - Male 1  |Over there. I see Pierce.
|Playa - Male 2  |There! Pierce, we comin'!
|Playa - Male 3  |I see him! Over there!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Pierce"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Check behind the bar!
|Playa - Female 2|Behind the bar! Pierce is down!
|Playa - Female 3|Behind the bar!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit, behind the bar. Pierce!
|Playa - Male 2  |See if he's behind the bar!
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce! Shit! Behind the bar!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Pierce Out of Ammo"
|Pierce|I'm out. Think I left some clips by the bar upstairs.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Make it quick!
|Playa - Female 2|Just be careful.
|Playa - Female 3|Hurry!
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't take too long!
|Playa - Male 2  |Watch your ass up there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hurry.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{quote|Thanks, boss.|Pierce, "M08 Pierce Thanks"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Phone Call|Did you approve this? Did you?
|Playa|Slow down there girl, approve what?
|Phone Call|Johnny's funeral gets attacked, and Pierce invites a bunch of hos over...
|Playa|Wait...hos?
|Phone Call|Don't even fucking start.
|Playa|Alright, let me talk to him.
|Phone Call|Fine, I'm heading to the crib too.
|Playa|I meant... just me.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Playa|Hey girl, what're you up to?
|Phone Call|On my way to kill Pierce.
|Playa|What'd he do?
|Phone Call|He's throwing a fucking party. Can you believe that shit?
|Playa|Sadly, yes. Have you asked him why?
|Phone Call|He probably wants to get some tits shoved in his face.
|Playa|I'm sure he has a better reason, how about...
|Phone Call|Fuck his reason, it's not right. Not after Johnny's funeral.
|Playa|Alright, alright, let me talk to him. Promise you won't do anything until I get to the crib?
|Phone Call|Fine, whatever...
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Female 2|Hey Shaundi, I was...
|Playa - Female 3|Hey Shaundi, I was...
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey Shaundi, I was...
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|Are you fucking kidding me?
|Playa - Female 2|Whoa, what'd I do?
|Playa - Female 3|Whoa, what did I do?
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, what did I do?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|A party. We're throwing a fucking party? Now?
|Playa - Female 2|Party? I didn't... shit, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Party? I didn't... shit, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Party? I didn't... shit, Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|Oh I'm gonna kill him.
|Playa - Female 2|Hold on, Shaundi. You're not killing Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Hold on, Shaundi. You're not killing Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, Shaundi. You're not killing Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|You're taking his side?
|Playa - Female 2|I'm not doing anything, not until I talk to him. Alright?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm not doing anything, not until I talk to him. Alright?
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm not doing anything, not until I talk to him. Alright?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Fine, I'll see you at the penthouse.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|What the fuck are we doing throwing a party?
|Playa|Hello, how're you? I'm fine, Shaundi, what's up? Oh, you know the same shit as always...
|Phone Call|Oh ha ha, very funny.
|Playa|Why don't you start with telling me what party you're talking about.
|Phone Call|You know, the one going on back at the crib.
|Playa|Hey, don't look at me, I had nothing to do with any party.
|Phone Call|You're telling me it was all Pierce?
|Playa|Head back to the flat. We'll figure out what's going on.
|Phone Call|And kill Pierce.
|Playa|Don't get ahead of yourself.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Second Combat Basement"
|Zimos|You sayin' you don't like the threads?
|Pierce|You wear a big rhinestone 'Z'. I'm just sayin' it stands out.
}}

{{quote|Here, this shotty has a light on it.|Pierce, "M08 Shotgun with Flashlight"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Sniper Hos"
|Pierce|I can't believe this shit...
|Zimos|I know. Ain't no point the girl bein' so far away like that. Can't see the goods.
|Pierce|Not quite what I meant.
|Zimos|I'm just sayin'.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Snipers"
|Zimos|Looks like there's a light show outside...
|Pierce|Snipers. Better grab a rifle and get up top.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|On it.
|Playa - Female 2|I will handle it.
|Playa - Female 3|On it.
|Playa - Male 1  |On it.
|Playa - Male 2  |This just gets better...
|Playa - Male 3  |Got it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Successful"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All in the breath control.
|Playa - Female 1|Check one off...
|Playa - Female 1|Nightie night.
|Playa - Female 1|Score.
|Playa - Female 1|See ya, honey.
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, sorry...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 2|A touch off center...
|Playa - Female 2|Good.
|Playa - Female 2|Got her.
|Playa - Female 2|She is down.
|Playa - Female 2|She was no amateur.
|Playa - Female 2|That was a clean shot.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 1  |Buh-bye.
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn I'm good.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hello...
|Playa - Male 1  |Sorry sweetie...
|Playa - Male 1  |Two points.
|Playa - Male 1  |You're done.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 2  |Bye bye...
|Playa - Male 2  |Count it!
|Playa - Male 2  |Oooo.
|Playa - Male 2  |Perfect shot.
|Playa - Male 2  |See ya!
|Playa - Male 2  |Sorry honey...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 3  |Another one down!
|Playa - Male 3  |G'night sweetheart.
|Playa - Male 3  |Got one.
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotcha!
|Playa - Male 3  |I got her!
|Playa - Male 3  |Sorry, love.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Take Down Helicopters"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Got something for you assholes.
|Playa - Female 2|Now to bring them all down.
|Playa - Female 3|Time for a little skeet shooting...
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to take these assholes down.
|Playa - Male 2  |Got somethin' for you!
|Playa - Male 3  |Time to play...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

M09[]

{{dialogue|"M09 Arrive Boat"
|Zimos|Once you find the girls, send 'em to me. I'll keep 'em safe.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's hope they see it that way.
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps you will pat them down, check for weapons, no?
|Playa - Female 3|I can't believe I have to listen to this...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm sure you will.
|Playa - Male 2  |Remember you're here to work.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, I have no doubts.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Banter on Boat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinda feeling set up here...
|Playa - Female 2|I think we have been set up. We walked right into an ambush!
|Playa - Female 3|Guess they knew we were coming...
|Playa - Male 1  |Feels like these guys knew we were coming...
|Playa - Male 2  |Thought it would just be the crew on here.
|Playa - Male 3  |They knew we were coming!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Zimos|Morningstar always protect their shipment. It ain't nothin' new.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Isn't this a lot of guards, though?
|Playa - Female 2|Like this? There is a small army on this boat!
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, but don't you think this is a little extreme?
|Playa - Male 1  |With this many guards?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, but for a few girls like this?
|Playa - Male 3  |With a goddamn army?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Zimos|Like I always say, pussy's big business in this town.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Boat Ride 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So these girls gonna try to kill us too?
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps these girls will not shoot us.
|Playa - Female 3|Maybe these strippers won't shoot me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Maybe these girls won't try to kill us.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, these girls gonna try and kill us too?
|Playa - Male 3  |These girls gonna try to kill us too?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Zimos|See, you had to bring that up again.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Being shot by hos sticks with ya.
|Playa - Female 2|I am not likely to forget it any time soon.
|Playa - Female 3|Someone had to.
|Playa - Male 1  |Crazy bitches with guns are memorable...
|Playa - Male 2  |After the last time, you really surprised?
|Playa - Male 3  |I've got PTSD, Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Boat Ride 2"
|Zimos|You taking your time gettin' there?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You want to get off and swim?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you wanting to drive?
|Playa - Female 3|Alright Zimos, why don't you take over.
|Playa - Male 1  |You want to drive this thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey man you can get off right here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Care to drive instead?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Zimos|Hey, just checkin', baby.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Brute Crate"
|Zimos|I don't like what I'm hearin' from that crate.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's your imagination.
|Playa - Female 2|No matter. I can handle it.
|Playa - Female 3|Who would?!
|Playa - Male 1  |How bad could it be...
|Playa - Male 2  |It's your imagination, Z.
|Playa - Male 3  |It can't be that bad...
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Choice Crib"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're with us for a reason, Zimos. Get to pimpin' those girls.
|Playa - Female 2|We will be seeing if you are as good as you claim to be. The girls are yours. Make me proud.
|Playa - Female 3|Why have a famous Steelport pimp if we aren't using him. Make us some money, Z.
|Playa - Male 1  |Why have a famous Steelport pimp if we aren't using him. The girls are all yours, Z. Put 'em to good use.
|Playa - Male 2  |If you're half as good as you say, I'm bettin' you'll make me more with the girls Take 'em, Z.
|Playa - Male 3  |You talk a good game. Now back it up. Don't make me regret this.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Choice Morningstar"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Deal's too good. I gotta take it, Zimos.
|Playa - Female 2|We need the cash now. I am sorry Zimos, you will have to be building a stable some other way.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm sure there will be other pussy to sell. We're making the deal.
|Playa - Male 1  |We could use the cash, sorry Z... we're making the deal.
|Playa - Male 2  |The money's too good right now, Z. Sorry man.
|Playa - Male 3  |We need the liquidity... Sorry, Z, we're moving forward with the deal.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Choice Suggestion"
|Zimos|I can't do my thing if I got no pussy to sell. The money won't come quick, but you bet it'll come.
|Matt|You have something that belongs to me....
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That so? Who the hell is this?
|Playa - Female 2|How did you get this number? Who are you?
|Playa - Female 3|Who the hell are you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Who is this...
|Playa - Male 2  |Who the hell are you...
|Playa - Male 3  |Who is this?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Matt|Someone who's willing to bargin. Bring the girls back to the Morningstar and I'll pay you top dollar a head.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let me consider it.
|Playa - Female 2|If the the money is good, then perhaps I could consider it.
|Playa - Female 3|Is that it? Or is there a catch?
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll think about it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Gonna have to think about it.
|Playa - Male 3  |What's the catch?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Matt|That's all I'm asking.
|Zimos|What was that about?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Morningstar offering to buy the girls back.
|Playa - Female 2|It seems the Morningstar are willing to pay to be getting the girls back.
|Playa - Female 3|The Morningstar wants to pay for the girls.
|Playa - Male 1  |The Morningstar want to buy their girls back.
|Playa - Male 2  |The Morningstar wanna buy the girls back.
|Playa - Male 3  |The Morningstar wants to re-purchase our little tarts.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Clear of Danger"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, that was exciting.
|Playa - Female 2|The fun is over, Pierce. We are clear.
|Playa - Female 3|Alright, Pierce, we're clear.
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, Pierce, we're clear.
|Playa - Male 2  |Lookin' clear, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |Deep breath, Pierce. We're clear.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Pierce|Let's load these hos up then and get the hell outta here.
}}

{{quote|I ain't getting too close until it's clear down there.|Pierce, "M09 Clear to"}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Combat"
|Zimos|You think they ain't happy with us?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Maybe a little bit.
|Playa - Female 2|They're probably jealous.
|Playa - Female 3|Too bad if they aren't.
|Playa - Male 1  |They'll get over it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, but fuck 'em.
|Playa - Male 3  |I really couldn't care.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 cutscene In"
|Zimos|Lotta pussy on that thing.
|Playa|And once it's ours the Morningstar's sex operation is done.
|Zimos|How you gonna move all the bitches?
|Playa|Just let me worry about that. Now let's go, I wanna meet my new employees.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 cutscene Out"
|Killbane|What the hell were you thinking, Matty?
|Matt|It just seemed like a waste to lose all those girls.
|Killbane|I am the general, I'm the czar, I'm the Walking Apocalypse, and I make the decisions--not you!
|Matt|My bad, mate. So what happens now?
|Killbane|We buckle down. We focus. We don't do a run in, we hit 'em with a Montreal screw-job.
|Killbane|Yeah...that's it... Now listen up...
|Monica|My Esteemed Colleagues. The time is now...we have deployed STAG to Steelport.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Enemies on Sides"
|Zimos|They're comin' for the boat.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh great...
|Playa - Female 2|I can hear them.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, I know.
|Playa - Male 1  |I hear 'em.
|Playa - Male 2  |Think they're pissed...
|Playa - Male 3  |I hear them!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Zimos|Think I saw some big firepower layin' on those platforms on the sides.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Find Dead Hookers"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's like my freshman dorm.
|Playa - Female 2|It's like my freshman dorm.
|Playa - Female 3|It's like my freshman dorm.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is like my freshman dorm...
|Playa - Male 2  |It's like my freshman dorm.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, this is a nice surprise.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nice stock they have.
|Playa - Female 2|They have a lot of ammunition here...
|Playa - Female 3|Not helpful.
|Playa - Male 1  |Wow.
|Playa - Male 2  |Anyone in here?
|Playa - Male 3  |Sure could use this.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|At least I won't run out.
|Playa - Female 2|Good. This will help.
|Playa - Female 3|Yep, no girls...
|Playa - Male 1  |They certainly stock up...
|Playa - Male 2  |Not helpful...
|Playa - Male 3  |No such thing as too many bullets.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Find Gag"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's a little disturbing...
|Playa - Female 2|I should send this to Pierce with a 'From your secret admirer' card.
|Playa - Female 3|What the hell are these for?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell are these for?
|Playa - Male 2  |The hell they transporting?
|Playa - Male 3  |What the hell...?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What is wrong with these guys?
|Playa - Female 2|What sort of kinky shit...
|Playa - Female 3|These guys are fucked up...
|Playa - Male 1  |These guys are fucked up...
|Playa - Male 2  |Really...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Quite the kinky fellows, aren't they?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not what I'm looking for...
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps we are doing these hos a favor.
|Playa - Female 3|More crazy shit...
|Playa - Male 1  |More crazy shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |Ah, fuck it...
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, I don't even want to know.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Find Minigun"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well hello beautiful...
|Playa - Female 2|Ah... This will be very useful.
|Playa - Female 3|Hell yeah!
|Playa - Male 1  |Merry Christmas to me...
|Playa - Male 2  |Ooo, this is what I'm talkin' about!
|Playa - Male 3  |It's just so beautiful...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 First Tank Attack"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Turn, Pierce, turn!
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, turn hard to left!
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, hang a left!
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, hang a left!
|Playa - Male 2  |Below you, Pierce!
|Playa - Male 3  |To the left Pierce, to the left!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Pierce|Are those APCs?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Give me a sec to clear them out.
|Playa - Female 2|Soon they are being scrap metal.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't worry, I'll get 'em off you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry, I'll get 'em off ya.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, I'll take care of it.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll take care of 'em!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{quote|I saw Morningstar settin' up on rooftops on my way here. Let's hope that ain't about us.|Pierce, "M09 Flying"}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Follow Zimos"
|Zimos|Come on baby, follow the Z.
|Zimos|I'll keep you safe, sugar.
|Zimos|Damn, ain't you a fine little thing...
|Zimos|Gather round, bitches.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Gat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We have to get past that guy...?
|Playa - Female 2|We have to be getting past another big guy!
|Playa - Female 3|That asshole up there's blocking the way...
|Playa - Male 1  |That asshole up there's blocking the way...
|Playa - Male 2  |That fucker's blocking the way!
|Playa - Male 3  |He's blocking the way!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Get in Crate"
|Zimos|We better load these bitches up before your boy gets here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Everyone in the crate. Move it!
|Playa - Female 2|Listen up, ladies! To get off this ship, you must be getting in that box!
|Playa - Female 3|Get your asses in the crate, ladies.
|Playa - Male 1  |You want out of here, you get in the crate.
|Playa - Male 2  |You heard the man, into the crate!
|Playa - Male 3  |Everyone in the crates!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Go To Zimos"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Find the guy with the "Z".
|Playa - Female 2|Stay near him, he'll keep you safe!
|Playa - Female 3|Stick with the rhinestone "Z" guy!
|Playa - Male 1  |Stay by the guy with the big "Z".
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, get over by the pimp.
|Playa - Male 3  |Stay close to the bloke with the large "Z"!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Go to him and stay close.
|Playa - Female 2|Stick close to the big "Z" man!
|Playa - Female 3|Move, already! And stay with him!
|Playa - Male 1  |Get moving and stay with him.
|Playa - Male 2  |Everyone out and with Zimos.
|Playa - Male 3  |Go with the old man.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You'll be safe with that pimp.
|Playa - Female 2|Stay back! Stand near the big "Z"!
|Playa - Female 3|Stick with us, you'll be safe!
|Playa - Male 1  |Stick with us, you'll be safe!
|Playa - Male 2  |Go by him and keep your heads down.
|Playa - Male 3  |Stick close and you'll be fine.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Move it over there, honey.
|Playa - Female 2|Go there!
|Playa - Female 3|Go over there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Go over there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Stick with Z, you can't miss him!
|Playa - Male 3  |You're fine, love. We're the good guys.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{quote|Here's the heli, time to go.|Zimos, "M09 Helicopter at"}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Helicopters 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Some choppers right on you, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, they are sending choppers at you.
|Playa - Female 3|They're on you, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, you got choppers on you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Incoming choppers.
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce, watch your six!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|Well get them the hell off me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Workin' on it.
|Playa - Female 2|As you command, oh fearless leader.
|Playa - Female 3|You don't think I'm trying?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hang in there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold your shit, I'm on it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold tight.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|I'm still taking fire here.|Pierce, "M09 Helicopters 2"}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Helis Dropping Off Guys 1"
|Zimos|Looks like these bitches got through!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh fun... on my way!
|Playa - Female 2|Wonderful. I'll take care of them.
|Playa - Female 3|Great... I'm comin'!
|Playa - Male 1  |Great... I'm comin'!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ah shit... I'm comin'!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fantastic... I'm coming.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Helis Dropping Off Guys"
|Zimos|More company gettin' dropped off!
|Zimos|They keep coming!
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Hold Off"
|Pierce|I'm almost there. Hold them off while I'm coming in.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No problem.
|Playa - Female 2|We will handle it, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|We're on it, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |We're on it, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, we'll get it clear, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |On it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Many"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|These crates never end!
|Playa - Female 2|They are bringing in a lot of boxes.
|Playa - Female 3|Damn, there's still more crates?
|Playa - Male 1  |Jesus, how many crates did they bring in?
|Playa - Male 2  |They really need this many crates?
|Playa - Male 3  |How many bloody crates are there?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Melee"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They're boxing these guys?
|Playa - Female 2|These guys are being shipped now?
|Playa - Female 3|Shit! How'd he get in a box?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit! Who the fuck put him in a box?
|Playa - Male 2  |WHAT THE FUCK!
|Playa - Male 3  |Are you kidding me?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pierce Hangs Back"
|Pierce|Shit's too hot up in there. Clear it out, I'll hang back a bit.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why do I have to clean these bastards up?
|Playa - Female 2|You just want me to be shot at instead of you.
|Playa - Female 3|I see how it is... make me go first.
|Playa - Male 1  |Always sendin' me in first...
|Playa - Male 2  |Why don't you ever go in first?
|Playa - Male 3  |How come I always do the heavy lifting.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|Your fault for bein' boss I guess.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next time I'm carrying the hos...
|Playa - Female 2|Then maybe I should let you be boss for awhile.
|Playa - Female 3|Who made these rules up?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, that means I should be the one in back.
|Playa - Male 2  |Next time I'm sendin' somebody else...
|Playa - Male 3  |We should trade jobs.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pilot Combat 1"
|Interrogation|Why're they aiming at us?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Cause I'm shootin' at 'em...
|Playa - Female 2|They probably want our autographs. Keep flying.
|Playa - Female 3|Did you really expect them to stop? Just keep flying.
|Playa - Male 1  |Probably because they want us dead, just keep flying.
|Playa - Male 2  |Because we aimin' at them.
|Playa - Male 3  |Because we're not dead. Keep it steady.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pilot Combat 2"
|Interrogation|We're under too much fire.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You better keep us up.
|Playa - Female 2|I know. It's starting to annoy me.
|Playa - Female 3|Just don't crash, alright?
|Playa - Male 1  |Just keep us in the air.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't you crash this shit on me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bit of an understatement, no?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Playa - Female 2|Tell me you have a way to hurt the morningstar...
|Phone Call|No, not really.
|Playa - Female 2|Alright, start thinking while I... wait, another call's coming in.
|Phone Call|The Saints have an opportunity to take the Morningstar's shipment of FOB girls. No offense.
|Playa - Female 2|Shipment? Who is this and what're you talking about?
|Phone Call|Viola DeWynter, I've sent you the ship information, do whatever you want.
|Phone Call|You back? Alright, I got this shit. We could...
|Playa - Female 2|Forget it, Zimos. There's a new plan.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey Z, I'm thinkin' the Morningstar need to feel the pressure.
|Phone Call|I dig. Let's meet up and do a little hunting around town.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cool. How about we... hold up, man. Got a call comin' in.
|Phone Call|Is this the man who runs the Saints?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, girl. But you'll have to go through our PR department...
|Phone Call|I'm not calling for a story. I'm calling regarding a shipment of girls the Morningstar are bringing into Steelport.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold up, who is this?
|Phone Call|Viola DeWynter. I run Morningstar.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then why the fuck would you be telling me this?
|Phone Call|Because the Syndicate needs to burn.
|Playa - Male 2  |No shit?
|Phone Call|I've sent you the information on the boat. Do whatever you want with it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Zimos, think I have a better idea. Get Pierce and wait for me.
|Phone Call|Good, 'cause I didn't really have a plan.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Phone Call|If you're calling about the Morningstar...
|Playa - Female 3|I am.
|Phone Call|Listen, I ain't found a good target yet.
|Playa - Female 3|Well how about you stop fucking with a vagina and get to work?
|Phone Call|That's no-
|Playa - Female 3|Hold that thought, got another call.
|Phone Call|You should check the containers on the cargo ship that's soon to enter Steelport.
|Playa - Female 3|Who is this, and why would I want to do that?
|Phone Call|We've met. My name's Viola DeWynter.
|Playa - Female 3|And the second part?
|Phone Call|The Morningstar have a shipment of girls in one of those containers.
|Playa - Female 3|Why tell us?
|Phone Call|I'm through playing the Syndicate's game.
|Playa - Female 3|Zimos, don't worry, I know where we're going.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Playa|Hey Zimos, what do you got for me?
|Phone Call|The Morningstar are still a pain in my ass. Why don't we just drop every one we see?
|Playa|Not much of a plan, but it could work.
|Phone Call|Shit, didn't think you'd go for it.
|Playa|Rather they didn't get comfortable. I mean... wait, shit, one second Z.
|Phone Call|Listen carefully. There's a boat pulling in soon with a cargo container full of girls; the Morningstar's new merchandise. I send you the details, you hit the boat.
|Playa|Sweetie, I don't know who the hell this is, but...
|Phone Call|Viola DeWynter.
|Playa|Really? Well, as much as I value career advice from the slut that killed my friend...
|Phone Call|The intel's good. Do whatever you want with it.
|Playa|Zimos, things have changed. Let's hope that's a good thing.
|Phone Call|Hey, I'm with you either way.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |Zimos, I need you to tell me how to hit the Morningstar.
|Phone Call|I can probably come up with somethin'. When do you want this by?
|Playa - Male 1  |Right now.
|Phone Call|Shit, you don't make it easy.
|Playa - Male 1  |Never said I would.
|Phone Call|Alright, come get me and we'll...
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on a sec, Z. Someone's calling.
|Phone Call|I don't have much time so listen carefully. There's a container of girls being brought into Steelport by ship to replace the ones Morningstar lost raiding the Saints. I've sent you which ship they're on.
|Playa - Male 1  |Who is this?
|Phone Call|Do what you want with them, I don't care.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm not doing shit until you tell me who you are.
|Phone Call|... Viola DeWynter, head of the Morningstar.
|Playa - Male 1  |Zimos, change of plan. Get Pierce, we got a boat to catch.
|Phone Call|Whatever you say.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|You checkin' up on me?
|Playa - Male 3  |We need to keep presure on the Morningstar, Zimos.
|Phone Call|Then let's hit them directly. I know a few places we could start.
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright, I'll head to you... wait, hold on a moment, Z.
|Phone Call|If you want to hurt the Morningstar, they have a shipment of girls coming in soon. I've sent you the boat information. If you...
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold on, who is this?
|Phone Call|Viola DeWynter.
|Playa - Male 3  |You were with Loren on the plane. Don't you run Morningstar now?
|Phone Call|I did...
|Playa - Male 3  |Did?
|Phone Call|I don't have much time. Take the information or leave it, but I'm trying to help you.
|Playa - Male 3  |And I should jump because you say so?
|Phone Call|You should jump because it helps the Saints.
|Playa - Male 3  |Zimos, get Pierce. Change of plans.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|Don't you kill me or nothin', but I ain't found a target yet.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
|Phone Call|I'm still gettin' in touch with the city. I been out of the game for a while...
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
|Phone Call|I'll wait.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
|Phone Call|My name is Viola DeWynter, we met on a flight to Steelport.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
|Phone Call|The Morningstar are shipping in women from overseas. You get to the docks in time you might be able to intercept it. Your call.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
|Phone Call|And why're we trusting her?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Protect Pierce"
|Pierce|I'm feelin' the hits here.
|Pierce|Little more cover'd be nice.
|Pierce|Come on, protect my ass.
|Pierce|You're still helpin' me, right?
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Roof 1"
|Pierce|Shit, are those rockets? Get them off me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I got this, keep moving.
|Playa - Female 2|No worries. I'm on it.
|Playa - Female 3|Keep it together, will you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Just keep going, I'll take care of 'em.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey I got your back, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |Relax...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Roof 2"
|Pierce|Another group down there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|On it.
|Playa - Female 2|Not for much longer.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah yeah, I know.
|Playa - Male 1  |I see 'em.
|Playa - Male 2  |On it.
|Playa - Male 3  |I see them.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Roof 3"
|Pierce|Jesus, they're all over the damn roofs.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Focus on flying, will ya?
|Playa - Female 2|Relax Pierce. You are not going down today.
|Playa - Female 3|I've got it, alright?
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm on it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey just keep flyin' and don't worry about it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Got 'em.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Second Tank Attack"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Another APC!
|Playa - Female 2|There are more APCs!
|Playa - Female 3|More APCs!
|Playa - Male 1  |More APCs!
|Playa - Male 2  |Yo, more APCs!
|Playa - Male 3  |More APCs!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Pierce|Well fuck 'em up already!
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Tell Pilot to Follow"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keep tight on Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|You must keep in range of Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Keep us close to Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Keep us close to Pierce.
|Playa - Male 2  |Stay on Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |Keep it close to Pierce
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Interrogation|You got it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Zimos Taking Care of"
|Zimos|Baby, this here will all be over soon.
|Zimos|Don't worry, ladies, Zimos will take good care of you.
|Zimos|Everything's cool, I prom... damn that's a fine ass.
|Zimos|It's alright if you need to hold each other.
|Zimos|Ladies, ladies... don't worry, I'll protect you.
|Zimos|So which one of you needs a lap to cry in?
|Zimos|Y'all can stay at my place for a while.
|Zimos|You free later for a little quality time with the Z?
}}

M10[]

{{dialogue|"M10 Building Surrounded"
|Suko|This place looks surrounded.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What kind of jets are those?
|Playa - Female 2|Not good. There are some aircraft coming in as well.
|Playa - Female 3|What is that flying in...?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell are those things flying in?
|Playa - Male 2  |They flyin' some sort of jet in?
|Playa - Male 3  |The fuck kinda plane is that?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{quote|Check the bodies for ammunition!|Oleg, "M10 Call Out Ammo on"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Call Out Laser"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, LASER GUNS?!
|Playa - Female 2|What the hell was that?
|Playa - Female 3|Laser guns. Really?
|Playa - Male 1  |Seriously? LASER guns?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold on... LASER GUNS?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Laser guns?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Checkin In On Oleg"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oleg, this tech familiar?
|Playa - Female 2|Any idea who we are dealing with here? Their technology is... impressive.
|Playa - Female 3|What do you know about this tech?
|Playa - Male 1  |You ever seen this tech before?
|Playa - Male 2  |This tech normal for mercs?
|Playa - Male 3  |Does this look familiar at all?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Oleg|It's miltary grade, way beyond the private sector.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So that's bad, right?
|Playa - Female 2|So now we are fighting a government as well. Should we be worried?
|Playa - Female 3|This is gonna be bad for us, isn't it?
|Playa - Male 1  |That should worry me, shouldn't it...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah that's bad, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |We're fucked, aren't we?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Oleg|A little.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Checkin In On Viola"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hope you're having a good time over there, Viola.
|Playa - Female 2|Viola, how is the electrical work going?
|Playa - Female 3|Viola, how's it going?
|Playa - Male 1  |Viola, how's it going over there?
|Playa - Male 2  |That elevator workin' yet, Viola?
|Playa - Male 3  |How's it going, Viola?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Suko|I'm trying to hot wire an elevator while I'm being shot at... how do you think it's going?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You don't have to get pissy...
|Playa - Female 2|We need it to go much faster!
|Playa - Female 3|Not used to this kind of pressure?
|Playa - Male 1  |Love the confidence there...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well that fills me with confidence...
|Playa - Male 3  |You're not filling me with a lot of confidence.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Suko|If you think you'd be better at it...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nope, gotta go kill more guys.
|Playa - Female 2|How generous of you.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah I'm sure you'll figure it out.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, no, that's all yours.
|Playa - Male 2  |I didn't say that, it's all yours.
|Playa - Male 3  |You kidding? I need someone to pin the blame on if this goes tits up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 City Update Call"
|Shaundi|Boss! Boss, you seeing this? I'm getting reports from the crew that these guys are all over.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They attacking anyone other than us?
|Playa - Female 2|I've met a few of them, but we haven't talked much. What are they?
|Playa - Female 3|You got any clue who they are?
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like it's not just us they're after...
|Playa - Male 2  |They hittin' the Syndicate too?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where the hell did they come from?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Shaundi|Who knows, we've been busy running for cover.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're almost to the crib. Stay low until we get there.
|Playa - Female 2|Stay in touch, Shaund. These new bastards will learn not to mess with the Saints.
|Playa - Female 3|Thanks for the update. We'll be back soon... I hope.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thank's, Shaundi. We'll be back soon... I hope.
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright stay safe girl, I'll see ya soon.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thanks for the update, Shaundi. Now it's time for the Saints to teach them a lesson...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 cutscene In"
|Oleg|I didn't realize you were a patron of the arts, Viola.
|Viola|We never really had the chance to chat, what with you being a science experiment.
|Playa|I wouldn't piss off the big guy.
|Viola|Look - I'm not here to fight. We need to work together.
|Playa|Right. Johnny's dead because of you.
|Viola|Johnny's dead because he thought he could do everything on his own.
|Playa|So what's in it for you?
|Viola|I get to watch Killbane suffer.
|Playa|Can you play nice?
|Oleg|I am always a gentleman.
|Viola|What is that--?
|Playa|Nothing good--let's go!
|Viola|Damn it!
|Oleg|Ladies first.
|Cyrus|Kia - Status?
|Kia|The Saints have taken cover with one of the DeWynter sisters. We're about to move in.
|Cyrus|Roger that. Contact me once you secure the area.
|Kia|Yes, Commander.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 cutscene Out"
|Cyrus|My name is Cyrus Temple, Commander Special Tactical Anti-Gang Unit. I'm here to answer your questions about the STAG initiative.
|Reporter 01|How long will STAG be occupying Steelport?
|Cyrus|There is no "occupation". We have the full support of Mayor Reynolds.
|Reporter 02|How will STAG impact our daily lives?
|Cyrus|When we win the war on urban terror, you and your families will be safe again.
|Reporter 03|That's not what I-
|Cyrus|Let me tell you about Jessica Parish, a girl from Stilwater who ran away from home to be with her tough-guy boyfriend. Jessica thought her life was pretty sweet, until a gang banger kidnapped her, threw her in the trunk of a car, and laughed as her boyfriend crushed her in a monster truck rally. If Jessica Parish was your daughter...how far would you want me to go?
|Cyrus|Thank you for your time.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Drive 1"
|Suko|The Syndicate doesn't have the pull to organize something on this scale...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't think they're just targeting us.
|Playa - Female 2|These people are killing the Syndicate and Saints alike. This does not look like just another turf war.
|Playa - Female 3|They're after everyone.
|Playa - Male 1  |Look around. I don't think these guys are being picky about which gang they're shooting at.
|Playa - Male 2  |You sure they're just targeting the Saints? Looks like this may be bigger than that.
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't think these guys are on anyone's side.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Suko|Then who called them in?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Worry about that later. Right now I'm a bit busy.
|Playa - Female 2|Someone powerful, perhaps? I think we will know more soon.
|Playa - Female 3|Worry about that later.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll worry about that when I'm not being shot at.
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn good question...
|Playa - Male 3  |Worry about that later!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{quote|On the roof across the way.|Oleg, "M10 Dropoff Across Street"}}

{{quote|Alright, elevator's working again.|Suko, "M10 Elevator"}}

{{quote|Breaking news. Junkies and hobo's alike found the saftey of their home-away-from-box shattered as a paramilitary force decended on Sunset Park. The Mayor's office has called a press conference to explain the purpose for these extreme tactics. What this means for Steelport... we just don't know. This is Jane Valderamma with a special vagrant report.|Anna, "M10 End Radio"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Exiting"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck me! Into the cop car, now!
|Playa - Female 2|We cannot fight this! Get into that car, now!
|Playa - Female 3|Oh shit! Get in the cop car!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit! Get into the cop car, quick!
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me! The cop car, get in it!
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh bloody hell! Get in the cop car!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|They're dropping soldiers off up here.|Oleg, "M10 First Dropoff on Roof"}}

{{quote|Incoming air... things!|Suko, "M10 First VTOL Wave"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Get To"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck it, we're leaving!
|Playa - Female 2|They have too many! We should go now!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's get out of here!
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck this, let's get out of here!
|Playa - Male 2  |Find another way out!
|Playa - Male 3  |We're outnumbered! Time to leave!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Help Oleg"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm here, easy does it.
|Playa - Female 2|You will not be dying on me today, comrade.
|Playa - Female 3|I gotcha.
|Playa - Male 1  |I got you, big guy.
|Playa - Male 2  |You alright, big guy?
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotcha big guy.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time to leave.
|Playa - Female 2|Good. Time we were going, then.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's get the fuck outta here...
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's get the fuck outta here...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm ready to get the hell outta here.
|Playa - Male 3  |I say it's time to leave!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|Let's hope the front's clear.|Suko, "M10 Mission"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Oleg"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No! Oleg!
|Playa - Female 2|Oleg!
|Playa - Female 3|Oleg!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oleg!
|Playa - Male 2  |Whoa, Oleg!
|Playa - Male 3  |Oleg!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Oleg|Yeaaaaargh!
|Oleg|Enough of this. You go, I'll get their attention!
|Oleg|Come out of there, little man!
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Oleg Flies By On VTOL"
|Suko|That lunatic has a death wish.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|True story.
|Playa - Female 2|You should have more confidence in the man you wanted to clone.
|Playa - Female 3|You say death wish, I say childish glee.
|Playa - Male 1  |Eh. Oleg versus a jet? I'd bet on Oleg.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't know about you girl, but my money's on Oleg.
|Playa - Male 3  |My money's on Oleg.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Oleg Walking to His Spot"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Any ideas what they want, Viola?
|Playa - Female 2|And they are still coming. What do they want this badly?
|Playa - Female 3|Viola, come on, what's going on here?
|Playa - Male 1  |Viola, you have any idea what's going on here?
|Playa - Male 2  |You know this city; what's goin' on here, Viola?
|Playa - Male 3  |Viola, what the hell is going on here?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Suko|You tell me. They seem to be after you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A running theme in this city...
|Playa - Female 2|At one time, so were you Viola.
|Playa - Female 3|This ain't business as usual.
|Playa - Male 1  |In this city, who isn't...
|Playa - Male 2  |Everyone always is...
|Playa - Male 3  |They should get in line.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|I'll see if I can fix it.|Suko, "M10 Power Cut to Elevator"}}

{{quote|They've cut the power to the elevator.|Oleg, "M10 Power Cut to"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Phone Call|I heard how Ms. DeWynter helped the Saints.
|Playa - Female 2|Was wondering if that would bother you, Oleg.
|Phone Call|If her desire to help is genuine, I have no problem with it. You helped me when you did not have to...
|Playa - Female 2|We'll find out soon enough. Hold on...
|Phone Call|Are you willing to meet up?
|Playa - Female 2|Give me a good reason and I'll consider it.
|Phone Call|I have something to offer the Saints which may help, if you'd give me a chance.
|Playa - Female 2|And what's that?
|Phone Call|Me.
|Playa - Female 2|Oleg, think you should come with me for this.
|Phone Call|Of course.
|Playa - Female 2|DELETE
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Playa - Male 2  |Something about Viola helping us with that boat's been botherin' me, Oleg.
|Phone Call|Nothing good will ever come from that woman.
|Playa - Male 2  |You think they wanna clone me?
|Phone Call|No offense, but with my DNA, why would they need yours?
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh I got a lot to offer. Looks like she does too... hold on, Oleg.
|Phone Call|I'm glad the shipment worked out for you.
|Playa - Male 2  |And I'd be glad if you got to the point.
|Phone Call|You need to trust me.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's a tall order.
|Phone Call|I'll send you my location. Bring someone if you wish, I won't be offended.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ready to make a new friend, Oleg?
|Phone Call|I wouldn't want to miss killing her if she tries something uncivil.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Playa - Female 3|Oleg, you have any thoughts about why Viola helped the Saints like that?
|Phone Call|I would have expected a trap, but it seems she was telling the truth.
|Playa - Female 3|Maybe... hold on, Oleg, I got a call coming through.
|Phone Call|I'm glad you took my suggestion about the shipment.
|Playa - Female 3|Mind telling me why you gave it?
|Phone Call|I will if you agree to meet with me.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, that can't go wrong.
|Phone Call|I'm coming alone, it's not a trick.
|Playa - Female 3|Time to see if Viola's playing us or not.
|Phone Call|If she is, she will not live long.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Phone Call|How can I help you?
|Playa - Female 1|Need your opinion on Viola DeWynter.
|Phone Call|My personal opinion is that she's a useless whore. Professionally, however, she could have valuable information if she can be trusted.
|Playa - Female 1|That's the real question, isn't it... Well, that's good timing. Hold on, Oleg.
|Phone Call|I'd like to meet, if you'd be willing.
|Playa - Female 1|Not fucking likely.
|Phone Call|I helped you hurt the Morningstar, didn't that prove to you I'm a woman of my word?
|Playa - Female 1|People can go a long way to be assholes.
|Phone Call|I'm tired of fighting against the Saints. Meet me and maybe you'll realize that.
|Playa - Female 1|Come on, Oleg. Time to find some answers.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |Oleg, you think I can trust Viola DeWynter?
|Phone Call|I think she and her employer held me captive while harvesting my DNA.
|Playa - Male 1  |Guess you're holding a grudge.
|Phone Call|I simply think one must question her motives.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fair enough... Well speak of the devil... hold on a moment, Oleg.
|Phone Call|Looks like the information about the ship was useful.
|Playa - Male 1  |You want to meet, don't you...
|Phone Call|That obvious?
|Playa - Male 1  |Send me your location and I'll consider coming.
|Phone Call|Well then, I'll be waiting for you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oleg, we have a meeting to get to.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|Good, I wanted to speak to you. I'm concerned about Viola DeWynter.
|Playa - Male 3  |She came through on that Morningstar shipment.
|Phone Call|But that does not mean she can be trusted, yes?
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't know what it means... but maybe I can find out. Hold on, Oleg.
|Phone Call|I hope you were happy with the information I gave you.
|Playa - Male 3  |It worked out. Why'd you do it?
|Phone Call|Because we should talk.
|Playa - Male 3  |We're talking now.
|Phone Call|In person. Meet me at the address I'm sending.
|Playa - Male 3  |You expect me to come alone?
|Phone Call|Bring someone if you'd like.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oleg, let's get some answers.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|How could you trust Viola DeWynter?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
|Phone Call|She was Phillipe's protégé...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
|Phone Call|Are you ready to talk like an adult?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
|Phone Call|I will be alone. Bring someone if it would put you at ease.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
|Phone Call|I will follow your lead on this, though if she tries anything it will not end well for her.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Roadblocks"
|Suko|Road's blocked up ahead.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus, they won't quit.
|Playa - Female 2|A simple roadblock doesn't worry me.
|Playa - Female 3|Seatbelts!
|Playa - Male 1  |These guys just don't give up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Why's everyone in our damn way?
|Playa - Male 3  |Of course it is.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Rooftop 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Heads up! Snipers!
|Playa - Female 2|They have snipers!
|Playa - Female 3|Shit, snipers!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit, snipers!
|Playa - Male 2  |Careful, we got snipers!
|Playa - Male 3  |Look out, snipers!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Rooftop"
|Suko|Watch those snipers across the street.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This isn't any better...
|Playa - Female 2|I think we might have some trouble.
|Playa - Female 3|OK, this is worse. Much worse...
|Playa - Male 1  |Well this got worse...
|Playa - Male 2  |Not what I was hopin' for...
|Playa - Male 3  |Not good.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Saints HQ"
|Suko|You sure you can get us there?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm sure I can try...
|Playa - Female 2|If I can find a good car, I'll lose them in the streets.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, I'm sorry... what's your master plan?
|Playa - Male 1  |Sure? No, not really.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm sure we ain't got a choice.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah. Like 50 percent sure. Maybe 30.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Saints"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The crib's gonna be safest.
|Playa - Female 2|Make for home. We can come up with a better plan there.
|Playa - Female 3|Our crib should be safe.
|Playa - Male 1  |We'll head to the crib and hope they don't follow.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's go. We'll be safe at our crib.
|Playa - Male 3  |We'll be safe if we make it to the flat.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{quote|More troops landing on the roof.|Oleg, "M10 Second Dropoff on Roof"}}

{{quote|More of those high-tech jets!|Suko, "M10 Second VTOL Wave"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 See Oleg On"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oleg seems to have his own ride now.
|Playa - Female 2|Woohoo! Go get him, Oleg!
|Playa - Female 3|Nice to see the big guy having fun.
|Playa - Male 1  |At least Oleg's having fun.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oleg does some crazy shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oleg's having fun at least...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 STAG Entrance 1"
|Suko|Who were those guys?
|Oleg|Soldiers of some sort, though I don't recognize the uniforms.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Mercs working for Killbane maybe?
|Playa - Female 2|They are certainly not friendly. Could Killbane have brought in help?
|Playa - Female 3|They're not exactly friendly. Killbane's guys?
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoever they are, they want us dead. Maybe Killbane sent mercs.
|Playa - Male 2  |Killbane hirin' mercs now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well whoever it is, they don't like us. Killbane hiring out his muscle?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Suko|He thinks his Luchadores are unstoppable. I doubt he'd ask them to sit this out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So someone else wants us dead... fun.
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps. We can find out more after we get out of here.
|Playa - Female 3|So someone else is after us.... Great.
|Playa - Male 1  |So we got a new problem... that's great...
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, that can't be good then...
|Playa - Male 3  |So it's someone new. Wonderful.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 STAG Ground Bullhorn"
|Interrogation|Saints, we have you surrounded! Surrender now!
|Interrogation|You're trapped, there's nowhere to run!
|Interrogation|Come down from the roof and you won't be harmed!
|Interrogation|You're making this harder than it needs to be!
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 STAG VTOL Bullhorn"
|Interrogation|Get on the ground, now!
|Interrogation|Give it up, you aren't escaping!
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 STAG VTOL Oleg Jumps"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What the hell are you doing?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{quote|It's getting crowded up here.|Oleg, "M10 Third Dropoff on Roof"}}

M11[]

{{dialogue|"M11 Air Reinforcement Call"
|Interrogation|Air convoy delta-delta-one entering Steelport airspace.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Have to run, Oleg. You got the cleanup?
|Playa - Female 2|Oleg, are you good now?
|Playa - Female 3|Oleg? Still breathing?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oleg, you alright down there?
|Playa - Male 2  |You OK big man?
|Playa - Male 3  |Everything alright, Oleg?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Oleg|Yes. Thank you for the help.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Arrive at Park"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll take it from here, Oleg.
|Playa - Female 2|That's the park... now to clear it out a bit.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm here. Let's see if I can clear the way.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm here, I'll clear you a path...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm here...time to clean things up a little.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Arriving at First"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's the best thing these guys have...
|Playa - Female 2|There must be something I can use in here.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's see what toys these guys have.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's see what toys these guys have.
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to pick a fight...
|Playa - Male 3  |There must be something good here...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Call in Plane"
|Cyrus|Get our AWACS in the air with full escort.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|More planes, huh? Guessing that isn't a good thing...
|Playa - Female 2|Bringing in reinforcements already? We will see about that.
|Playa - Female 3|More troops? Aw shit...
|Playa - Male 1  |They're flyin' in more troops? Oh fuck that, better hurry this shit up...
|Playa - Male 2  |AWACS? I don't know what the fuck that means, but it sounds bad...
|Playa - Male 3  |Full escort? Uh-oh...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Convoy Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Think I might have pissed them off. You're probably good to move, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|You can be leaving any time, Pierce. I have STAG occupied.
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, you ready to do this?
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, get things moving. I've got their attention.
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to move Pierce, I'm picking a fight...
|Playa - Male 3  |You can head out, Pierce. I've got STAG occupied.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Pierce|We're rolling out in a convoy now. I'll let you know how the streets are looking.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 cutscene In"
|Playa|Pack it up, we gotta move.
|Pierce|I got 20k on this game!
|Pierce|Damn--!
|Playa|Now it's a draw.
|Pierce|This isn't over. What's up?
|Playa|It's not safe here. You guys clear this place out. I'll buy you some time.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 cutscene Out"
|Josh|I'm Joshua Birk. On TV I play Nyte Blayde, an exceptionally good looking but misunderstood vampire who risks life and limb every week to keep the world safe.
|Josh|The men and women of STAG put their lives on the line every day to protect your city against gang violence. Want to be a real world hero? Talk to your STAG recruiter today. I know I have.
|Josh|I know I have.
|Kia|Nyte Blayde's the face of STAG? Why don't you just put someone in a fucking deer suit?
|Monica|Hearts and minds will win the war, my dear.
|Cyrus|Shock and awe wins wars, Senator. Authorize the Daedalus and this will all be over.
|Monica|Absolutely not.
|Cyrus|That kid's gonna get himself killed.
|Monica|Well you ensure Josh Birk's safety or I'll find someone who can. Understand?
|Cyrus|Yes, Ma'am.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Cyrus Generic Orders"
|Cyrus|I want all units checking in with command.
|Cyrus|Squad leaders, what's your status?
|Cyrus|Why is that Saint still in the air?
|Cyrus|Detain anyone seen aiding the Saints.
}}

{{quote|Be on the lookout for any Saint movement on the ground.|Cyrus, "M11 Cyrus Lookout For"}}

{{quote|All units in the Park, divert attention to finding that convoy.|Cyrus, "M11 Cyrus Park Is"}}

{{quote|Reports coming in of Saints in trucks. Find them and destroy those vehicles.|Cyrus, "M11 Cyrus Reports of"}}

{{quote|This is Commander Temple. All units are to find the Saints and take them out.|Cyrus, "M11 Cyrus Start Ordering"}}

{{quote|All bases, prepare for incoming attacks.|Cyrus, "M11 Cyrus Warns"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Drive 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How's all that packing up going, Pierce?
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, how is the load up going?
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, how's the pack-up going?
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, how's the pack-up going?
|Playa - Male 2  |How's the move going?
|Playa - Male 3  |How goes the pack-up?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Pierce|Man, that's cold.
|Pierce|Slow. We've got a lot of shit.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Only take what's important.
|Playa - Female 2|You have to hurry. Only take what we need.
|Playa - Female 3|Just take the most important stuff.
|Playa - Male 1  |Just take what we need.
|Playa - Male 2  |If we don't need it, leave it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, just bring the essentials.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Pierce|Whatchu think I'm doin'?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The chessboard doesn't count...
|Playa - Female 2|That does not include the chessboard.
|Playa - Female 3|Not the chessboard, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce. Leave the chess board.
|Playa - Male 2  |I think you're wasting time on shit like your action figure collection...
|Playa - Male 3  |Not the chess board.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|Deploy armored vehicles to the park.|Kia, "M11 Fight at Park"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Get to a"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit, falling behind on my killing.
|Playa - Female 2|It is time to take the fight to STAG.
|Playa - Female 3|Time to turn the screw...
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to keep the pressure on...
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's see if I can get their attention...
|Playa - Male 3  |Time to hit 'em where it hurts.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Get to VTOL"
|Interrogation|We're under attack, all pilots to aircraft.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bingo!
|Playa - Female 2|I like how he thinks...
|Playa - Female 3|Aircraft... now we're talking...
|Playa - Male 1  |Now we're talking...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, no turning back now...
|Playa - Male 3  |There we go.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Hurry and Kill Plane"
|Interrogation|Beginning download.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh that download is being cancelled...
|Playa - Female 2|You are just wasting your time.
|Playa - Female 3|You'll never find my guys.
|Playa - Male 1  |Like hell you're finding my crew...
|Playa - Male 2  |You ain't findin' shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't know why they even bother...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Inside"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Cup holders AND their mobile base locations? This thing has it all!
|Playa - Female 2|They have homing beacons at all of the bases? That's convenient.
|Playa - Female 3|Jackpot... this has all the mobile base locations!
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like this thing has all their mobile base locations.
|Playa - Male 2  |This thing has all of STAGs bases in the flight computer? Merry Christmas to me...
|Playa - Male 3  |This has all their mobile base locations.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Jet Mode"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is so fucking cool!
|Playa - Female 2|I can fly in hover or jet mode? This machine was built for me!
|Playa - Female 3|This is like straight out of the future...
|Playa - Male 1  |Hover AND a jet mode? It's like a helicopter that doesn't suck.
|Playa - Male 2  |I should steal military hardware more often...
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, it's like a helicopter fucked a jet.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|Deadly force on the Saints has been authorized. Bring that VTOL down.|Kia, "M11 Kia Bring Down VTOL"}}

{{quote|Focus fire on that VTOL until another target is located.|Kia, "M11 Kia Focus Fire On"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Kia Generic Orders"
|Kia|Investigate all possible Saint vehicles.
|Kia|Update command with casualty reports.
|Kia|I want eyes on the target at all times.
}}

{{quote|Reinforcements are rolling out.|Kia, "M11 Kia Prepare for"}}

{{quote|I want roadblocks set up.|Kia, "M11 Kia Set up"}}

{{quote|All bases on alert. Shoot down any enemy aircraft.|Kia, "M11 Kia Warns"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Killing Escort Crafts 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How many of your friends have I killed now?
|Playa - Female 2|Last chance STAG. Surrender or die.
|Playa - Female 3|Not so threatening now, are we?
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, come and get me.
|Playa - Male 2  |That the best you got?!
|Playa - Male 3  |C'mon, hit me!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Interrogation|Shoot that Saint out of the air already!
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Killing Escort Crafts 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You guys are trying, right?
|Playa - Female 2|Did you really think you could stop me?
|Playa - Female 3|Thought you guys could handle anything.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thought you guys were trained for this.
|Playa - Male 2  |I can't believe I was worried about these clowns...
|Playa - Male 3  |Aren't you blokes supposed to have like... training?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Interrogation|Keep them off the main radar!
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Mission Start"
|Oleg|Pierce is loading the trucks. I will create a distraction at the park.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Dividing them up sounds good. I'll find one of the STAG bases and draw 'em away.
|Playa - Female 2|Good. I will be hitting one of the bases. Perhaps we can spread them out.
|Playa - Female 3|We should split up. Make STAG spread themselves thin chasing us.
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, that should spread them out. I'll start some shit at one of those STAG bases.
|Playa - Male 2  |OK, I'll hit up the STAG bases and do the same.
|Playa - Male 3  |We should spread 'em thin. I'll start at one of the STAG bases.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Need New VTOL"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Guess these aren't indestructible...
|Playa - Female 2|This machine cannot take much more. I need a new one...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm gonna need a replacement soon...
|Playa - Male 1  |This thing's almost done. Better get a new one.
|Playa - Male 2  |This isn't gonna last much longer...
|Playa - Male 3  |Time for a replacement.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Might want to switch this plane out...
|Playa - Female 2|This one is unstable. I must be finding a new aircraft.
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta find a new plane...
|Playa - Male 1  |Gotta find a new plane...
|Playa - Male 2  |I need a new plane...
|Playa - Male 3  |This won't last much longer.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Oleg Help"
|Oleg|There's too many for me to handle.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Alright, rescue incoming.
|Playa - Female 2|I am coming now, Oleg. Just hang in there.
|Playa - Female 3|Almost there. Hang on, Oleg.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm en route, just hang on.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hang tight Oleg, I'm comin'
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm almost there, hold on.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Oleg is Attacking"
|Interrogation|Watch it, that big guy is armed!
|Interrogation|He's with the Saints, bring him down!
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 On Way To AWACS"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So you're already there, right Pierce?
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, you need to be hurrying now.
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, you bettter be close by now...
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, tell me you're getting close.
|Playa - Male 2  |You there yet, Pierce?
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce, what the hell's going on?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Pierce|We're tryin' to keep a low profile here. We can't go speedin' through the streets.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They've brought in a plane with a big fucking radar dish on it just for you.
|Playa - Female 2|You may have to. STAG has called for an AWACS plane and reinforcements.
|Playa - Female 3|Fuck that! There's an AWACS plane and escorts flying in to find you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well they got an AWACS plane flying in with a lot of escorts.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cyrus made it sound like some bad shit was coming your way...
|Playa - Male 3  |Might want to rethink that. AWACS plane flying in and they've got company.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|You serious?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So faster would be better. Got it?
|Playa - Female 2|There is a little time yet. I will try to hold them off, but hurry.
|Playa - Female 3|That sound like something I'd make up?
|Playa - Male 1  |Look, just get there. I'll think of something.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah a wax plane or some shit. Just keep moving man, I got you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Just keep going. I'll figure out something!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Pierce End"
|Pierce|Move is all done. No worries on our end.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You really know how to ruin a girl's fun.
|Playa - Female 2|Glad to hear it.
|Playa - Female 3|No worries'? Really?
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn, I was having fun...
|Playa - Male 2  |Right on. See you soon.
|Playa - Male 3  |Roger. Over and out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|With STAG in town, we need to be careful, Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|Huh? Oh, yeah, totally agree.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Our place might be compromised...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|Whatever you say.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|... And we should get some horses and mount a charge on STAG.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|Alright, I'll get on that.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Dammit Pierce, I'll be over in a bit.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|Sure, see you soon.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Roadblock"
|Pierce|Looks like STAG left a roadblock ahead of us. Without help, we ain't getting by.
|Pierce|Another roadblock. We'll hang back while you take it out.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Roadblock Thanks"
|Pierce|Alright, good to go now.
|Pierce|We're moving again.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 STAG Attention"
|Pierce|Almost got stopped by STAG. Hit them harder, boss.
|Pierce|STAG's still keeping the streets hot. You gotta pick it up with them.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 STAG Convo After Takeoff"
|Kia|Mobile base tango has been hit! I want our fighters in the air!
|Interrogation|Copy that.
}}

{{quote|All escorting craft, we have incoming!|Interrogation, "M11 STAG Convo to Air Base"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 STAG Convo to Second Base"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wake up, STAG. You're just letting me walk all over you.
|Playa - Female 2|Come on, STAG. No reason to make it this easy for me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, STAG... you asleep down there? I thought this would be harder.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cyrus, you gotta teach your boys not to leave the keys in the car...
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey, STAG... thought you would at least put up a little fight. Whatsamatter?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 VTOLs Are"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wooo! Jester's dead!
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}psh* In my country planes do 4G negative dives.
|Playa - Female 3|Wooo, DANGER ZOOOONE!
|Playa - Male 1  |Woooo! Talk to me Goose!
|Playa - Male 2  |Woohoo! I AM DANGEROUS!
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's try spinning. That's a good trick.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

M12[]

{{dialogue|"M12 Arrive at Center"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Take us to our arch enemy, Nyte Blayde!
|Playa - Female 2|We are here for the Nyte Blayde shoot. Is Josh Birk here yet?
|Playa - Female 3|Here for the Nyte Blayde shoot. That's, uh, two y's and a d in there somewhere...
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, we're here for the, um, the Nyte Blayde shoot.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, we're, uh, we're with the Nyte Blayde shoot. You know I'm an actor with no ulterior motives.
|Playa - Male 3  |Uh, we're supposed to be here for the... uh... Nyte... Nyte Blade shoot?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Interrogation|Yeah, yeah, go in...
}}

{{dialogue|"M12 Begin Drive to Center"
|Suko|Are we sure Birk will even be at the PR Center?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I met this clown. He's probably on set doing "lion face, lemon face" right now.
|Playa - Female 2|You don't know Birk. If he is not asleep, he is in front of a camera.
|Playa - Female 3|The day Josh Birk doesn't want to be on camera is the day I stop waxing.
|Playa - Male 1  |I've met this guy. He's probably practicing on camera already.
|Playa - Male 2  |If Pierce says he's there, he's there...
|Playa - Male 3  |He practically sleeps there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Suko|He that serious about his work?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No, he's that deluded about being Nyte Blayde. It's a sickness, believe me.
|Playa - Female 2|Work? No. Public image? Absolutely. Plus he's filming a PSA for Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 3|No, he's that obsessed with himself.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, he's that in love with himself. Well, and Shaundi...the point is he'll be there
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce knows I'll whoop his ass if he wasted my time. His information is good.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yes, if you replace the word "work" with "self-promotion" and the word "serious" with "unhealthily obsessed"
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 cutscene In"
|Viola|Oh look - Pierce can read.
|Pierce|Girl, I don't gotta explain myself to you. STAG is using Nyte Blayde as their mascot. We snatch the punk...
|Playa|And we draw out STAG.
|Pierce|Set it up right, we'll get the drop on those motherfuckers.
|Kid|Um... excuse me?
|Kid|Could you sign this?
|Playa|The fuck is this?
|Pierce|Dude, it's Johnny's comic...he sold his likeness to Ultor, they're making a movie outta this shit.
|Playa|Remind me to call Legal Lee about this.
|Playa|So how do we find Birk? The chump could be anywhere.
|Pierce|We lay the right bait, he'll come to us. That's why I need you and the new girl.
|Viola|My name's Viola.
|Pierce|Your name's the Bloody Canoness.
|Viola|You can't be serious--!
|Playa|Works for me.
}}

{{dialogue|"M12 cutscene Out"
|Cyrus|Check the bodies.
|Cyrus|Get me Monica Hughes.
|Cyrus|They have Birk.
|Cyrus|I assure you, Ma'am--we'll get him back.
|Monica|What? Well find him, goddammit!
}}

{{dialogue|"M12 cutscene Zscene01"
|Josh|You guys wanna do some warm ups before we shoot? Hey, you look familiar...
|Playa|Let's get outta here.
}}

{{dialogue|"M12 Drive to Center"
|Suko|Is there a plan?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|As Nyte Blayde's arch enemies, we "act" out a kidnapping.
|Playa - Female 2|We walk in, we kidnap Birk, we walk out.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah. Find Josh and leave.
|Playa - Male 1  |Go in, find Josh, get out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah. Kidnap Josh.
|Playa - Male 3  |Go inside, find Josh, leave... profit.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Suko|I doubt it'll be that simple.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well we could say we have Shaundi hostage, but that could just get weird...
|Playa - Female 2|Please. I am never wrong.
|Playa - Female 3|OK, Debbie Downer...
|Playa - Male 1  |We're dressed as actors... we improvise.
|Playa - Male 2  |He's an actor. How hard could it be?
|Playa - Male 3  |Not with that attitude it won't be.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 Elevator Blocked"
|Suko|Dammit, elevator's cut off.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Find some stairs, then.
|Playa - Female 2|Make for the staircase. We will find another one.
|Playa - Female 3|Keep going 'til we find another one.
|Playa - Male 1  |Head downstairs, we'll find another one...
|Playa - Male 2  |We gotta find another way out!
|Playa - Male 3  |Go downstairs. Find another one.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|The shoot's up on seven. Nyte Blayde is already practicing.|Interrogation, "M12"}}

{{dialogue|"M12 Enter Lobby"
|Suko|Looks like they're all over the entrance.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then we keep heading down.
|Playa - Female 2|We'll find another way down.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's see if there's another way down here.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's see if there's another way down here.
|Playa - Male 2  |New plan, follow me!
|Playa - Male 3  |There might be another way down here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 Escape to HQ"
|Suko|What now?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We get back to the crib and dump him with Pierce and Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 2|I will drive back to the crib. You will make sure Birk stays quiet.
|Playa - Female 3|We get him back to the crib.
|Playa - Male 1  |Keep him quiet while we get back to the crib.
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, let's let him sleep until we get to the penthouse...
|Playa - Male 3  |Make sure he's quiet until we reach the flat.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Suko|And if he wakes up?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|With an outfit like that, use your imagination, honey.
|Playa - Female 2|Then you can practice a scene together.
|Playa - Female 3|That's your problem, Bloody Cannoness.
|Playa - Male 1  |You're the Bloody Cannoness, you'll think of something.
|Playa - Male 2  |You're dressed like a leather clan nun, give him some discipline...
|Playa - Male 3  |You're the Bloody Cannoness... Improvise.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Suko|I'm killing Pierce.
}}

{{dialogue|"M12 Escape to HQ Nightblade"
|Josh|Great work guys, that was classic Boal.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You know this is a straight up kidnapping, right?
|Playa - Female 2|Pay attention Birk. You are being kidnapped.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh for christ's sake. We kidnapped you, Birk.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah about that... we're just kidnapping you.
|Playa - Male 2  |If "Boal" means kidnap and randsom, then sure.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah... Right... Look, we kidnapped you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Josh|Wait, what? Why?
|Suko|Really? Do we need to spell it out?
|Josh|You'll never get away with this... STAG, my agent, the Nyte Blaydettes... they'll all come looking for me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nyte Blaydettes? Oh you don't wanna make Shaundi jealous, do you?
|Playa - Female 2|How unfortunate. Shaundi will be crushed to hear it.
|Playa - Female 3|Too bad. Shaundi was looking forward to saying hi.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's too bad, Shaundi was really lookin' forward to seeing you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, Shaundi'll be bummed that she missed ya...
|Playa - Male 3  |Too bad... Shaundi will be so very disappointed.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Josh|Shaundi's here? I'll play your game.
}}

{{quote|This looks like the right place.|Suko, "M12 Found"}}

{{dialogue|"M12 Get in"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Buckle that asshole in.
|Playa - Female 2|Stuff Birk in the car. Time to go.
|Playa - Female 3|Put Birk in the car and let's move!
|Playa - Male 1  |Get Birk in the car and let's go.
|Playa - Male 2  |Get him in here...
|Playa - Male 3  |Put Birk in the car and let's go.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 grabbed josh"
|Suko|Very subtle.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next time you punch him. It's very soothing.
|Playa - Female 2|Don't worry. It will be your turn to punch him next.
|Playa - Female 3|I got a little excited.
|Playa - Male 1  |I know I just... really wanted to punch him.
|Playa - Male 2  |It was worth it.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm going on instinct. ACTING!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 Hide"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keep your gun hidden... somewhere.
|Playa - Female 2|Actors are not armed. Hide your guns.
|Playa - Female 3|We don't want these guys seeing any weapons...
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, we're here...lose the guns.
|Playa - Male 2  |We can't be seen packin' while we're inside.
|Playa - Male 3  |We're here. Lose the weapons.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 Josh Stunned"
|Josh|Wha... what's goin' on...
|Josh|Don't... rip the outfit...
|Josh|Are, are we rolling...
|Josh|I... I think I fell...
|Josh|Stop... stop the Cardinal...
|Josh|Cannoness... is that you...
|Josh|You'll never... stop me...
|Josh|Cyprian... Order...
|Josh|That wasn't... in the script...
|Josh|Are we... improvising...
}}

{{dialogue|"M12 Lobby Combat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Are all these guards just for Birk? Can you say "overkill"?
|Playa - Female 2|They act like they are guarding someone important!
|Playa - Female 3|They really went overboard with the security. It's just one guy.
|Playa - Male 1  |You'd think they were guarding someone important.
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn, they really don't wanna lose this guy, huh?
|Playa - Male 3  |You'd think they were guarding something vital...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Suko|I'm not surprised. Publicity is the key to taking a city.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Some guns and a few high explosives tend to get the job done too.
|Playa - Female 2|Publicity is expensive. Guns are effective enough.
|Playa - Female 3|I know a thing or two about that.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll stick with guns.
|Playa - Male 2  |You know what also takes a city? Gratuitous violence.
|Playa - Male 3  |Guns also work.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Suko|Yeah, a coma and 3 friends dead...it really worked out for you...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Way to kill the mood...
|Playa - Female 2|Point taken.
|Playa - Female 3|Point taken.
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, you got a point.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, fuck you, keep shooting!
|Playa - Male 3  |Touche...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 Mission Start"
|Suko|I feel ridiculous.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're workin' the slutty nun angle better than I would, trust me.
|Playa - Female 2|You have the right figure for that look.
|Playa - Female 3|What's wrong?
|Playa - Male 1  |Really? I think it's sexy. Slutty...but sexy.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well you make rediculous look damn good...
|Playa - Male 3  |But you look fantastic.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Suko|I didn't get a master's in economics to look like a slut.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What did you get a masters in economics for?
|Playa - Female 2|No. That's what your BFA was for.
|Playa - Female 3|No, that's what the implants were for.
|Playa - Male 1  |Isn't it nice to know you can surprise yourself?
|Playa - Male 2  |Who said slut, I didn't say slut.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then consider yourself an outlier.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 Office Combat"
|Suko|Is he gonna be alright?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He's taken thousands of hits on his show. He'll be fine.
|Playa - Female 2|He'll be fine. I didn't hit him that hard.
|Playa - Female 3|Eh... I think so...
|Playa - Male 1  |He'll be fine, he just can't take a punch for shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh, probably...
|Playa - Male 3  |Eh... it's hard to tell. Probably.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Suko|And if he isn't?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then I'll feel bad for like two whole minutes.
|Playa - Female 2|We aren't that lucky.
|Playa - Female 3|Then I'm gonna make a killing on those signed copies of Nyte Blayde.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then I've done the world a favor.
|Playa - Male 2  |No one'll notice if the guy has brain damage...
|Playa - Male 3  |Uh... Sorry I was just picturing being awarded the key to the city.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Pierce, you worked out a way to hurt STAG yet?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Yeah, Viola's on her way to meet me now..
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Viola?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|We need her, uh...talents.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What are you planning...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|Just swing by, I'll fill you in.
}}

{{dialogue|"M12 See Elevator to"
|Suko|Must be a way out in the garage.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|See, more elevators.
|Playa - Female 2|More elevators, over there.
|Playa - Male 1  |There's more elevators.
|Playa - Male 2  |There's the elevator!
|Playa - Male 3  |There's more elevators.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M12 Too Easy"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You flash a little skin, we can probably get into anywhere in the city.
|Playa - Female 2|The costume's working, Viola. They are too busy drooling to be shooting us.
|Playa - Female 3|I can't believe that worked...
|Playa - Male 1  |Not gonna lie, I thought this whole thing was a stunt for Pierce to see your tits, but it's actually working...
|Playa - Male 2  |Our boy Pierce seemed to hit this plan out of the park...
|Playa - Male 3  |This is perfect. With you here, nobody has even glanced at me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Suko|I don't care if it works or not, I'm not making going out like this a habit.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Habit... *laughs*, oh that's too precious.
|Playa - Female 2|Was that a nun joke?
|Playa - Female 3|Went right for the nun joke, didn't you?
|Playa - Male 1  |See? You're already making nun jokes, I knew you'd get into this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Look at you getting into character, talking about habits and shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well I'm just supposed to ignore that? 'Habit'... 'nun'--
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Suko|I hate you.
}}

M13[]

{{quote|Cyrus, "M13 10"|10 seconds...
}}

{{quote|30 seconds...|Cyrus, "M13 30"}}

{{quote|You have 60 seconds to decide.|Cyrus, "M13 60"}}

{{dialogue|"M13"
|Pierce|Boss, I'm on my way back. You'll love our new toy.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Molotovs and tapestries. A perfect match...
|Playa - Female 2|Are those banners some kind of joke? Ugh. A few Molotovs will fix them.
|Playa - Female 3|Molotov, meet banner. Banner, Molotov.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh these banners have to go on principal. A few Molotovs should do it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's see if those banners are flame retardant...
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck these banners.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Oleg|Get down there before someone kills Pierce!
|Interrogation|We can't hold them back!
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Choice"
|Josh|No longer shall I hide from my one true love and her cause. Allow Shaundi and I to be together and I swear her enemies... will be my enemies.
|Shaundi|Oh no, no, no, fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I willl lose my damn mind!
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 cutscene In"
|Josh|Put the gun down. I won't run.
|Shaundi|I'm good.
|Josh|I felt that the moment we met. That connection.
|Shaundi|What.
|Josh|Forbidden love.
|Shaundi|Oh my God, can I just shoot this guy?
|Playa|Shaundi--play nice, now.
|Playa|You got the stuff, Pierce?
|Oleg|Allow me, friend.
|Pierce|You did that on purpose.
|Playa|All right--let's go stag hunting.
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 cutscene Out"
|Cyrus|Kia, do you read me?
|Kia|I see congratulations are in order, Commander.
|Cyrus|Not quite. The Saints are still at large. I'm sending some intel over...
|Cyrus|I need leverage on the Saints. Bring in the target for questioning.
|Kia|They're going to run to ground--digging them out won't be easy.
|Cyrus|If it were easy I wouldn't waste your time.
|Kia|Understood, sir--
|Kia|I'll find her.
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 cutscene Zscene01"
|Cyrus|Surrender, kid. We got the perimeter.
|Pierce|Yeah, but we got your poster boy.
|Playa|I want STAG out of my city.
|Cyrus|Not gonna happen. STAG's mission is to eradicate the gangs in Steelport. But, where to focus the firepower is my call. Release Birk, and we'll go can hammer the Syndicate for a while...give you boys a little breathing room.
|Pierce|How you wanna play it, boss?
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Drive to PR"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Make sure the welcome party is ready to go when I get back.
|Playa - Female 2|I hope they stick to the plan. Everything must be ready before I return...
|Playa - Female 3|Everything needs to be set up by the time I get back.
|Playa - Male 1  |Everything better be set up when I get back.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hope they're ready for the party I'm bringing...
|Playa - Male 3  |Make sure everything's ready to go when I get back.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M13 Driving Back to"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't lose me now, STAG.
|Playa - Female 2|That's right, come and capture the Saints leader. I am all alone. Don't let me escape...
|Playa - Male 1  |That's right, keep following me assholes...
|Playa - Male 2  |That's right...come to papa...
|Playa - Male 3  |C'mon you bloody wankers.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M13 Elevator"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Maybe he should be late next time.
|Playa - Female 2|I am not letting anything happen to Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah... that wouldn't be good.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I suppose that would be bad...
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, I'm on it...
|Playa - Male 3  |I've got it under control. I think.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|Looks like they're focusing on the south side.|Suko, "M13 Focus on South"}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Get"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Move it, people!
|Playa - Female 2|Get out of here.
|Playa - Female 3|OK, plan B... er... C
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to move our ass!
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's go people!
|Playa - Male 3  |Time for plan B. JUMP!
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M13 Go Help"
|Suko|I've got this side, go take care of those tanks.
|Oleg|Go help Viola, I'll watch this side for trouble.
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Helicopters"
|Suko|I see aircraft coming in.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Way to one-up us, STAG.
|Playa - Female 2|They must be throwing everything at us.
|Playa - Female 3|Well shit...
|Playa - Male 1  |Just what we need...
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me...
|Playa - Male 3  |Nothing we can't handle.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{quote|I need some help over here!|Suko, "M13 Help Viola in"}}

{{dialogue|"M13 In Trouble"
|Pierce|A little help down here! Got a tank on me!
|Pierce|Hurry, I'm not lastin' much longer on my own out here!
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Laser Target"
|Pierce|It's a laser targeting system. Who wants to call down an airstrike?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ooh, ooh, I do!
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, sometimes you impress even me.
|Playa - Female 3|I love you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, gold star for you.
|Playa - Male 2  |I take back everything I ever said about you...
|Playa - Male 3  |I could kiss you on the mouth.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|Fuck right.
}}

{{quote|We can't hold them back!|Suko, "M13 Losing"}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Mission Start"
|Pierce|Think you can pick a fight with STAG by yourself?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You have a booty call to get to?
|Playa - Female 2|Is something going on, Pierce? It is not like you to miss some action.
|Playa - Female 3|By myself? What about you?
|Playa - Male 1  |You're not coming?
|Playa - Male 2  |You don't want in on the fun?
|Playa - Male 3  |You got better things to do?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Pierce|Going to pick up a surprise for STAG. You know how to use a Molotov?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, it's a fuckin' bottle...
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, I was tossing Molotovs before you ever heard of the Saints.
|Playa - Female 3|What the hell kinda question is that?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yes Pierce. I know how to throw a fucking bottle.
|Playa - Male 2  |I dunno man, the bottle with a rag concept is hard to wrap my mind around...
|Playa - Male 3  |Is that a real question?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Pierce|Jesus, I was just askin'...
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Molotov"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Maybe I should be trying these Molotovs.
|Playa - Female 2|A Molotov or two will start them burning.
|Playa - Male 1  |Better burn these down with Molotovs.
|Playa - Male 2  |If I don't light something on fire soon, I'm gonna forget how...
|Playa - Male 3  |Like my mum always said: Molotovs solve everything.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M13 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi, I...
|Phone Call|Not Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oleg? Why're you answering our girl's phone?
|Phone Call|I think you will owe Shaundi flowers.
|Playa - Male 2  |Flowers? What the fuck?
|Phone Call|She is having rough time watching over Mr. Birk. I'm surprised she has not killed him yet.
|Playa - Male 2  |Put her on the phone.
|Phone Call|What the hell do you want?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold on girl, I just wanted to make sure you're ok.
|Phone Call|I won't be ok until this little shit stops asking for my phone number. Here...
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn, she's pissed. Thanks for the heads up, but I was calling about STAG.
|Phone Call|STAG believes the Saints are still located here, at this penthouse. They intend to attack us in order to retrieve Mr. Birk.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then I say we give them a big welcome.
|Phone Call|We were thinking the same thing.
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi, how's Josh?
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi, how's Josh?
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, how's Josh?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, how's Josh?
}}
|Phone Call|Try again, man.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Pierce? Thought I called Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce? Thought I called Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce? Thought I called Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce? Thought I called Shaundi?
}}
|Phone Call|Oh you did, she's just too busy holding herself back from killing Birk to answer... hey!
|Phone Call|Boss, you gotta get me out of here. He's proposed to me six times!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi, this'll all be over soon. Trust me.
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi, this'll all be over soon. Trust me.
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, this'll all be over soon. Trust me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, this'll all be over soon. Trust me.
}}
|Phone Call|Then can I kill him? Please god tell me I can kill him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We'll see. Put Pierce back on before you go.
|Playa - Female 2|We'll see. Put Pierce back on before you go.
|Playa - Female 3|We'll see. Put Pierce back on before you go.
|Playa - Male 1  |We'll see. Put Pierce back on before you go.
}}
|Phone Call|Yeah boss?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Heard anything on STAG?
|Playa - Female 2|Heard anything on STAG?
|Playa - Female 3|Heard anything on STAG?
|Playa - Male 1  |Heard anything on STAG?
}}
|Phone Call|Shit, almost forgot! They still think we're here at the old crib. Oleg and I are thinking we set the trap this time and use it to fuck STAG up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's make it a big one, got it?
|Playa - Female 2|Let's make it a big one, got it?
|Playa - Female 3|Let's make it a big one, got it?
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's make it a big one, got it?
}}
|Phone Call|Oh I hear ya.
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|Boss! Boss, you gotta help me out here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Slow down, Shaundi. What's wrong?
|Phone Call|I swear to god I'm going to kill him.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't tell me Pierce is throwing another party with Zimos?
|Phone Call|Huh? Pierce? Why would I give a shit about Pierce, I'm talking about Birk!
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh. How's Josh doing?
|Phone Call|Josh? You on a first name basis with this asshole now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Calm down, love. We won't need him after we take down STAG.
|Phone Call|Shit, that reminds me. Pierce told me STAG was planning on hitting the old crib. Oleg and him are here waiting for you. Something about setting a trap.
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright, you all stay there. I'm on my way. And try not to kill Birk yet.
|Phone Call|I make no promises.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thanks, Shaundi.
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|I demand to know who is calling!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|Ah, you work for her. I have information that may interest you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Listen, I'm trusting you because of your affiliation with my goddess. The information affects you all.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|The ones known as STAG were planning to raid this very penthouse. With my liberation into the arms of my...
|Phone Call|What the FUCK are you doing with my phone?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Sorry about that, boss. I turned my back for one damn minute and he swipes my phone.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|He wasn't lying, though. STAG's on their way here and Pierce and Oleg are out picking up stuff to set an ambush.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Alright, I'll tell them you're coming.
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Reaction to Air"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where has this been all my life!
|Playa - Female 2|Oh, now I could get used to this!
|Playa - Female 3|I could get used to this...
|Playa - Male 1  |Best. Toy. Ever.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm in love.
|Playa - Male 3  |I love technology!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M13 Reaction to Bombs"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, that's pretty!
|Playa - Female 2|Impressive! Oleg, I think you have done this before.
|Playa - Female 3|Whoa! Where'd you learn that, Oleg?
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn! Nice set up, Oleg.
|Playa - Male 2  |Where the hell you come up with that?
|Playa - Male 3  |Bloody hell, Oleg!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Oleg|The Kremlin Gambit is a classic...
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Retreating"
|Oleg|We can't hold the line!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get to the roof and let's get out of here!
|Playa - Female 2|I am not finished yet. Everyone to the roof, now!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's move! Everyone to the roof!
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck it. Everyone to the roof.
|Playa - Male 2  |Saints, get to the roof!
|Playa - Male 3  |Get to the roof!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M13 Return to Crib"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Our guests are coming. The party favors all set?
|Playa - Female 2|Oleg, they are taking the bait. Are we ready for them?
|Playa - Female 3|Ready, Oleg?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oleg, they're on the way. We ready?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm comin' back, and I'm bringing friends...you ready Oleg?
|Playa - Male 3  |Here they come, Oleg. You ready?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Oleg|Yes, be careful not to set off the bombs when you get close. I'll be monitoring STAG's approach from our security room.
}}

{{quote|I got Birk, just jump!|Shaundi, "M13 Shaundi With"}}

{{quote|He's still firing! Jump for it!|Shaundi, "M13 Shaundi Without"}}

{{quote|Prepare to open fire on the building.|Cyrus, "M13 Shell"}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Snipers on South"
|Suko|Snipers, south side!
|Suko|More snipers to the south!
}}

{{quote|STAG's broken in!|Oleg, "M13 STAG Inside"}}

{{quote|STAG's broken in!|Interrogation, "M13 STAG"}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Tank on North"
|Oleg|They've sent a tank to the north side!
|Oleg|More tanks coming form the north!
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Thanks"
|Pierce|Damn, glad you came along when you did.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sweetie, just tell me the surprise was worth it.
|Playa - Female 2|Bah, you were never in real danger. Did you get what you wanted?
|Playa - Female 3|This was worth it, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Was it worth it?
|Playa - Male 2  |No worries. You get the toy you wanted?
|Playa - Male 3  |Was it worth the fuss?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Pierce|Hell yeah. Let's head up and I'll show you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M13 Use Car Bombs"
|Oleg|Don't forget to shoot the car bombs.
|Suko|You plan on using those car bombs?
}}

{{quote|Alright, use a rocket launcher I left to set off the bombs when STAG gets close.|Oleg, "M13 Wave One"}}

M14[]

{{dialogue|"M14 cutscene In"
|Playa|What's up?
|Kinzie|You need to see this...
|Anna|...Fortunately this exclusive footage has come to light, and with us live the man responsible...
|Anna|...Eddie "Killbane" Pryor. Thanks for being here, Eddie.
|Killbane|My pleasure, Jane...and please, call me Killbane.
|Anna|Killbane, there are some who claim you're a criminal.
|Killbane|No, no, Jane, my dear, please. The Saints are criminals. Call me eccentric, but I'm just an entertainer slash businessman slash philanthropist slash--
|Anna|We get it.
|Playa|Where are they?
|Kinzie|No idea, they're broadcasting from an undisclosed location.
|Shaundi|Well, fucking disclose it.
|Kinzie|I might be able to triangulate where they're shooting if you go to the broadcast towers and -
|Playa|We're on it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 cutscene Out"
|Shaundi|Gotcha.
|Shaundi|DAMN IT! What did you do!
|Playa|What did I do, I don't fucking know!
|Playa|You alright?
|Shaundi|I had him!
|Playa|I know, I know. It's not your fault, something weird happened--
|Playa|Shit!
|Shaundi|Learn to fucking fly!
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Drive 1"
|Shaundi|That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wouldn't be the first time...
|Playa - Female 2|I didn't think Killbane would try something this subtle.
|Playa - Female 3|Looks like that's already happening.
|Playa - Male 1  |He already is.
|Playa - Male 2  |Gonna nothin', he's doing it now...
|Playa - Male 3  |He already is.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Drive 2"
|Shaundi|Fuck. Him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What, you don't think Killbane is noble?
|Playa - Female 2|Attacking corporations, talking about the children... this guy sounds like a bad politician.
|Playa - Female 3|This guy's more self-absorbed than Birk.
|Playa - Male 1  |This guys got a bigger ego than me...
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't worry, he's gonna get his...
|Playa - Male 3  |Who the fuck does this prick think he is?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 End Helicopter Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Lemme get close enough...
|Playa - Female 2|I am bringing you into position.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll get you a clear view.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll get you above him.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll get you in position.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll get you above him.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Shaundi|Just keep it steady so I get a shot.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No problem.
|Playa - Female 2|Make me proud, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 3|Better not miss.
|Playa - Male 1  |Make it count.
|Playa - Male 2  |You got it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Make it count, love.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Enter Office"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You see Killbane anywhere?
|Playa - Female 2|Find Killbane.
|Playa - Female 3|Where's Killbane?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where the hell is Killbane?
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, we gotta find Killbane...
|Playa - Male 3  |Where the hell is Killbane?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Shaundi|Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Seems to be a couple people in the way...
|Playa - Female 2|After we are done tending to these punks.
|Playa - Female 3|After we get through these guys.
|Playa - Male 1  |We gotta get through them, first.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's say hello to our old friend Jane...
|Playa - Male 3  |We gotta get through them, first.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 First Antenna"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You didn't say anything about Deckers being up here.
|Playa - Female 2|Why are the Deckers guarding a radio tower?
|Playa - Female 3|What are the Deckers doing here?
|Playa - Male 1  |There's Deckers up here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, the Deckers are here!
|Playa - Male 3  |I see Deckers.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Kinzie|They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just give me a heads up next time, Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|You knew about them? Kinzie, you are welcome to share these bits of information with me.
|Playa - Female 3|Wish I'd known that sooner.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks for the heads up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Next time a little heads up'd be nice...
|Playa - Male 3  |Thanks for the heads up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How long have you been planning for this?
|Playa - Female 2|You left under... Kinzie how long have you been planning this operation?
|Playa - Female 3|That's... convenient...
|Playa - Male 1  |Wait, how did you have this stuff all ready to go?
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't change the subject on me...
|Playa - Male 3  |Wait, how'd you plan for all this...?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|Gotta go.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 First Rooftop"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is there any place in this city Kinzie hasn't placed some device?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie is good. She must have the whole town bugged by now.
|Playa - Female 3|Makes you kind of wonder what else she's up to...
|Playa - Male 1  |How many gadgets you think Kinzie's got all over this city by now?
|Playa - Male 2  |You think Kinzie is gonna do anything with these transmitters once we're done with Killbane?
|Playa - Male 3  |How much of this city you think she's monitoring?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Shaundi|Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't think she wants to hear the details of your sex life, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 2|That does not seem likely...
|Playa - Female 3|C'mon. She wouldn't do that.
|Playa - Male 1  |She wouldn't spy on her own people like that...
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie would never spy on her own people...
|Playa - Male 3  |That's mental. She wouldn't do that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Shaundi|You sure about that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Though I'll bet we could make some good money off it...
|Playa - Female 2|Good point. She might have footage of Pierce... Uh, anyway. I'll talk with her.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah. Maybe. Actually no... Fuck.
|Playa - Male 1  |... Remind me to have my room checked when we get back.
|Playa - Male 2  |You're right, the bitch is crazy.
|Playa - Male 3  |...well now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight, thanks.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Go After Killbane"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time to get back in the air and catch that asshole.
|Playa - Female 2|Back to the helicopter. We are finishing this now.
|Playa - Female 3|Get in the copter. It's time to find Killbane.
|Playa - Male 1  |Back to the chopper. We're going after Killbane.
|Playa - Male 2  |We're not letting Killbane get away, back to the roof.
|Playa - Male 3  |Back in the bird. We're going after Killbane.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Shaundi|Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Got Location"
|Kinzie|He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That should give us just enough time...
|Playa - Female 2|Good work, Kinzie. Now we let him know who he is messing with.
|Playa - Female 3|Thanks for the tip. Now let's have a little fun.
|Playa - Male 1  |Nice work, Kinzie. Now let's rile him up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, hook me up with the stations phone number...
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice work, Kinzie. Now let's get him good and riled.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Shaundi|What're you gonna do?
|Kinzie|Ok, patching your cell through.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Land on Office"
|Shaundi|This looks like the place.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ok, let's quietly sneak in...
|Playa - Female 2|Kill them, quickly and quietly.
|Playa - Female 3|Get 'em out. Quickly and quietly.
|Playa - Male 1  |Clear 'em out quick and quiet.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's do this quietly...
|Playa - Male 3  |Clear 'em out quick and quietly.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Shaundi|Quietly...?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Or run in guns blazing, either works for me.
|Playa - Female 2|Just kill them.
|Playa - Female 3|Relatively speaking.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, quiet-ish...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah that sounds lame, let's just shoot these motherfuckers...
|Playa - Male 3  |Quiet...ish?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it, I'll explain when you're airborne.|Kinzie, "M14 Mission"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Placing First"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Cover me while I hook this thing up.
|Playa - Female 2|It will take just a moment to set this up.
|Playa - Male 1  |Give me a second to place this thing.
|Playa - Male 2  |Setting up the transmitter...
|Playa - Male 3  |Give me a bit to place this thing.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Placing Second"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Turning this thing on and then we can take off.
|Playa - Female 2|I will be done here soon.
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, hooking this thing up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Getting the transmitter in place...
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright, hooking this thing up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Playa - Female 2|How you doing with plans for the Deckers?
|Phone Call|I think we should be able to bring them down.
|Playa - Female 2|Alright, where should I start?
|Phone Call|I was speaking speculatively. Right now I still have to crack a few databases.
|Playa - Female 2|Um, then what should I be doing now?
|Phone Call|Dealing with our current problem.
|Playa - Female 2|The Deckers are our problem, and you just said...
|Phone Call|I'm not talking about the Deckers. There are other problems out there you know.
|Playa - Female 2|Well yeah, but...
|Phone Call|Here, meet me at Smiling Jack's and I'll show you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Phone Call|I've been tracking the Decker's movements in Steelport.
|Playa - Male 2  |So how do we stop these cyber nerds?
|Phone Call|Goth-cyberpunks.
|Playa - Male 2  |Excuse me?
|Phone Call|The Deckers are part of the goth-cyberpunk crowd, not the cyber nerds. Different group altogether. Like confusing a baseball player with a football player.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh, right... so, stopping them...
|Phone Call|... will have to wait. Get to Smiling Jack's diner and bring Shaundi. A new problem just came up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi, need you to meet me at Smiling Jack's. Kinzie says something's up.
|Phone Call|I'll be waiting there for you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just meet me there.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Phone Call|This really isn't a good time.
|Playa - Female 3|Then call me back when it is.
|Phone Call|No, I mean what's going on isn't good for the Saints.
|Playa - Female 3|You knew that coming into this.
|Phone Call|I mean right now. What's going on RIGHT NOW. You have no idea, do you?
|Playa - Female 3|Aparently not.
|Phone Call|Come to Smiling Jack's diner and I'll show you.
|Playa - Female 3|This better be worth it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, how's the Decker plan coming along?
|Phone Call|You can't rush these things. Running in and shooting won't work on Matt Miller and the Deckers.
|Playa - Female 1|Doesn't have to be perfect, just something to get started with.
|Phone Call|Well the plan's almost complete, so I'll wait for that.
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie...
|Phone Call|Uh oh. That's not good.
|Playa - Female 1|What? What's not good?
|Phone Call|Come to Smiling Jack's.
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, what's going on?
|Phone Call|I'll call Shaundi, we'll need her. See ya.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, you found anything out about the Deckers?
|Phone Call|I know a lot about the Deckers.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well I know that, but I mean anything we can use?
|Phone Call|Tons, but you shouldn't worry about that now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ok, then what should I...
|Phone Call|Is Shaundi with you?
|Playa - Male 1  |No. Why do you want to know? What's going on?
|Phone Call|I'll call her then. Meet me at Smiling Jack's diner, there's something you need to see.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|Good, it's you.
|Playa - Male 3  |... Yes, it's me. And?
|Phone Call|Sorry, was reading. More crimes attributed to the Deckers have been popping up.
|Playa - Male 3  |Anything we can use?
|Phone Call|Possible. I... oh, that's not good.
|Playa - Male 3  |What? What isn't good?
|Phone Call|We'll need another person, maybe Shaundi... Meet me at Smiling Jack's diner.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie?... Shit.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|Where have you been?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
|Phone Call|They've been talking about it for the last hour. It's all over the net and TV.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
|Phone Call|You need to see this. Come to Smiling Jack's and I'll show you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
|Phone Call|You don't say much, do you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Question Jane"
|Anna|It's been a while. You look good.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well I always do. Now where'd Killbane go?
|Playa - Female 2|I want Killbane.
|Playa - Female 3|Where's Killbane hiding?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where's Killbane?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where is that sonofabitch...
|Playa - Male 3  |Where's Killbane?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Anna|He mentioned heading north. You're not... after me about the interview, are you?
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Radio Interview Call In"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You know, Eddie...
|Playa - Female 2|Listen, Eddie...
|Playa - Female 3|Eddie, Eddie, Eddie...
|Playa - Male 1  |Listen, Eddie...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gonna break it down for you Eddie...
|Playa - Male 3  |Listen, Eddie...
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I am gonna fuckin' murder you, your family, your dog...
|Playa - Female 2|You can't hide your shame behind that mask forever, EDDIE. Before I'm done with you everyone will know how fucking spineless you are.
|Playa - Female 3|Ed. Eduardo. Buddy. The next time I see you I'm gonna cut off your ba--
|Playa - Male 1  |Buddy I am gonna skull fuck y-
|Playa - Male 2  |You can hide behind all the Luchador bitches you want, but I'm gonna find you...and when I do I'm gonna fuckin' kill yo-
|Playa - Male 3  |Listen lad--I call you what I want. And if you think I give one flyin fu--
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Listen up you son of a bitch...
|Playa - Female 2|Listen carefully stupid bag of shit...
|Playa - Female 3|Hey, listen up you flaming sack of shit. You ha...
|Playa - Male 1  |Listen you fat piece of shit. You ha...
|Playa - Male 2  |Listen, motherfucker, you know that tape is bullshit...
|Playa - Male 3  |Listen up you tubby wad of goo--
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm gonna find you and put a bullet in that inflated fucking head of yours!
|Playa - Female 2|Do you like pain, Walking Asspocalypse?
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah. How are you gonna do these interviews with your jaw wired shut?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I'm going to come down there and tear your goddamn throat out!
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah: What are you gonna do when I tear out your fucking eyes...
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, I'm going to march down there and step on your bloody throat.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's a promise.
|Playa - Female 2|No threats. Just a promise. When I'm through with you, your lover won't be able to identify your body.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't do threats. I do guarantees.
|Playa - Male 1  |No... it's a promise.
|Playa - Male 2  |Very astute.
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't make threats, mate. I makes promises.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Reach Helicopter"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Instruction time, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinizie, what are we to do?
|Playa - Female 3|So what's the deal, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |We're here, Kinzie. What next?
|Playa - Male 2  |Talk to me Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 3  |We're here, Kinzie. What next?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kinzie|I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Second Antenna"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do you make all these gadgets, Kinzie, or steal them?
|Playa - Female 2|Where do you get your equipment, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Where exactly do these transmitters come from?
|Playa - Male 1  |So where'd you get these transmitters, anyway, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |You get all these toys from your FBI days?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, where'd you nick these transmitters?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|It's safer if you don't know
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Safer? What do you mean safer?
|Playa - Female 2|What is that supposed to mean?
|Playa - Female 3|What's that supposed to mean?
|Playa - Male 1  |What does that even mean?
|Playa - Male 2  |What's that even mean?
|Playa - Male 3  |Whatchu mean safer?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|Well. It probably means that its safer... if you don't know. Look they work, that's all that matters.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Second Rooftop"
|Shaundi|What're we going to do about that video the press has?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Play the whole thing off as some phony publicity stunt?
|Playa - Female 2|We'll let our PR department earn their paychecks.
|Playa - Female 3|Let the PR department worry about it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Our PR department can take care of that, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |Ultor's gonna bury it, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |Who cares? Let PR worry about that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Shaundi|People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then what do we have a PR department for?
|Playa - Female 2|Then we will find someone else. Why pay a PR team if not for times like this?
|Playa - Female 3|Then what are they good for?
|Playa - Male 1  |Then what the hell do we pay them for?
|Playa - Male 2  |Then what the fuck are their lawyers good for?
|Playa - Male 3  |Then what the hell do we pay them for?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Shaundi|Covering up the small shit.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is anything we do small? Ever?
|Playa - Female 2|We do small shit?
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, they need to start earning those paychecks.
|Playa - Male 1  |Since when do we do 'small' shit?
|Playa - Male 2  |Remind me to get Gryphon on the phone, later...
|Playa - Male 3  |When was the last time we did "small shit"?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{quote|Great, they're running. We must've spooked them.|Shaundi, "M14 Spooked News"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Target Van"
|Kinzie|There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I thought you just said "van".
|Playa - Female 2|What van?
|Playa - Female 3|Van?
|Playa - Male 1  |Van?
|Playa - Male 2  |What...
|Playa - Male 3  |Van?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So what, blow it to hell?
|Playa - Female 2|Will Killbane be inside this van?
|Playa - Female 3|So that means they're in there?
|Playa - Male 1  |They're inside it?
|Playa - Male 2  |So they're in the van...
|Playa - Male 3  |They're inside it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't see that button on the dashboard...
|Playa - Female 2|Use the what?
|Playa - Female 3|Hold up... a laser signal what?
|Playa - Male 1  |The what?
|Playa - Male 2  |English, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |What the hell are you jabbering on about?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kinzie|The light on the helicopter. Shine it on the van.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Too Close to"
|Kinzie|Back off before they run for it.
|Kinzie|Too close, they're going to see you.
|Kinzie|You trying to let them see you?
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Too Far Away From"
|Kinzie|Careful, don't get too far from the van.
|Kinzie|Get closer, or the signal will drop.
|Kinzie|I'm losing the signal, you're too far.
}}

M15[]

{{dialogue|"M15 Arrival"
|Pierce|Looks like the Deckers started the party.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then they can pick up the tab.
|Playa - Female 2|True, but that doesn't mean they will enjoy the end of it.
|Playa - Female 3|And we're gonna crash it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well guess we're crashing then.
|Playa - Male 2  |So we're fashionably late.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well guess we're crashing then.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Pierce|Kinzie'd never forgive us if they got that computer first.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't worry, it's not gonna happen.
|Playa - Female 2|She's counting on us. I will not let her down.
|Playa - Female 3|They're not going to.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then make sure they don't.
|Playa - Male 2  |You ain't lyin....
|Playa - Male 3  |Then make sure it don't happen.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 cutscene In"
|Kinzie|You can hit the light.
|Playa|It's...homey.
|Pierce|I don't see a bed.
|Kinzie|Sleep is forbidden.
|Playa|What the fuck did the Deckers do to the chopper?
|Kinzie|Matt must have hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP.
|Pierce|You can do that?
|Kinzie|You can do a lot worse. If Matt gets the Decker Use-Net plugged into the central powergrid it's...trust me, it's bad.
|Playa|So how do we nail the Deckers?
|Kinzie|If I could worm into their mainframe I'd do all sorts of naughty things. But I don't have the gear for that.
|Playa|What would you need?
|Kinzie|Something like this.
|Kinzie|That's one of the most powerful learning computers in North America... And STAG'S got one.
|Matt|Thanks for the tip Agent Kensington.
|Kinzie|Damn it...
|Playa|Wait--that punk kid is Matt?
|Matt|That punk kid is the cyber god who just crashed your helicopter. Cheers!
|Kinzie|His people are probably halfway to the computer by now! GO!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 cutscene Out"
|Playa|So you're set, right?
|Kinzie|Almost. I need a chair.
|Playa|I'll give you 50 bucks, pick out a nice one.
|Kinzie|Funny. I'll explain it all once this thing's set up.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Decker Roadblocks 1"
|Pierce|Shit, the Deckers are tryin' to slow us down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can't imagine why...
|Playa - Female 2|Bah. They are hardly worth noticing.
|Playa - Female 3|Now you figure that out?
|Playa - Male 1  |You think?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't imagine why...
|Playa - Male 3  |What gave it away?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{quote|Man, this shit just ain't fair.|Pierce, "M15 Decker Roadblocks"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Do Not Shoot Cannon"
|Kinzie|Not the cannon, not the cannon!
|Kinzie|Do you want me to kill you both!?
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Drive 1"
|Pierce|So you and Shaundi were beaten by a little punk like Miller?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Crashing a helicopter isn't beating; that's cheating.
|Playa - Female 2|The helicopter went down, and he took the credit.
|Playa - Female 3|He didn't beat us, he just crashed our helicopter.
|Playa - Male 1  |Beaten? He crashed our fucking helicopter.
|Playa - Male 2  |He crashed our helicopter, he didn't kill us.
|Playa - Male 3  |You kidding me? Our helicopter crashed.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Pierce|That sounds like you lost to me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, I have a gun...
|Playa - Female 2|There will be a rematch. Cast your bets now.
|Playa - Female 3|Keep laughing.
|Playa - Male 1  |Put me in a room with Miller and we'll see who loses.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shut up.
|Playa - Male 3  |Go on, laugh it up...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 Drive 2"
|Kinzie|Aren't you there yet?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If I didn't have to answer your call, maybe I would be.
|Playa - Female 2|Relax, we'll make it.
|Playa - Female 3|Workin' on it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Calm down, we'll get there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey man, slow up. We're almost there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Calm down, we'll get there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|I don't want that little bastard beating me again.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not a chance, hon.
|Playa - Female 2|Not possible, Kinzie. This time you have the Saints behind you.
|Playa - Female 3|It's not gonna happen.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry, he won't.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not gonna happen, girl.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't worry, he won't.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 Drive 3"
|Pierce|Kinzie's a little high strung, don't you think?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|As long as she stays grounded in reality we'll be fine.
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps a little. She may be eccentric, but at least she is sane.
|Playa - Female 3|She stares at a computer all day and never goes out in the real world. I'm surprised she's still sane.
|Playa - Male 1  |She barely goes out and stares at that screen most of the time. I'm surprised she's still sane.
|Playa - Male 2  |Think we're all that's keeping her sane...
|Playa - Male 3  |For someone who spends most of her time glued to a moniter, I'm surprised she's still sane.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Pierce|You sure she still is?
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Garage Enter"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There goes the truck and here comes the Deckers.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, that truck is moving and we are pinned down.
|Playa - Female 3|Hey Kinzie, just so you know... we're not alone.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, the truck's moving out and we have company here.
|Playa - Male 2  |The truck's on it's way out the door and there's Deckers everywhere.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, trucks on the way but we've got a little company...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|I called in reinforcements for you guys.
|Pierce|Fuck reinforcements, we got a tank.
|Kinzie|Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I wouldn't dream of taking the tank, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|Alright Kinzie, we will do this your way.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh. Guess we can't use the tank then...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ok, ok... we won't use the tank
|Playa - Male 2  |You win, we won't use the tank...
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't worry, love. Tank is off limits.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|Really?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do you even know me? Of course we're taking the tank!
|Playa - Female 2|Of course not. Come on. I'll drive.
|Playa - Female 3|Psh. Of course we are. Don't be ridiculous.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck no...
|Playa - Male 3  |Course not. Have you gone mental?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|We better get in there before they take that thing.|Pierce, "M15 Get In"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Get to Garage"
|Kinzie|The Deckers are loading my computer in the garage. Get. Moving.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You have some psychic bond with this computer or some shit?
|Playa - Female 2|How can you be sure of that?
|Playa - Female 3|Who told you that?
|Playa - Male 1  |How do you know that?
|Playa - Male 2  |You got spies here or something?
|Playa - Male 3  |How'd you know that?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kinzie|I hacked the security feed.
}}

{{quote|Damn, there's even more in here.|Pierce, "M15"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Matt Player Convo"
|Matt|Having fun yet?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Oh jesus fucking christ...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Matt|You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Are you ready to shut the fuck up?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Matt|Look at you puffing your chest like your someone who's important. You better understand that you have no tactic I haven't planned for. You see, you'll never be as smart as me, but there's not one thing you can do that I can't.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Oh yeah? Buy a pack of cigarettes.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Matt|Agist.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Tell me the computer's close, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|Where is STAG keeping this computer, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|So Kinzie, where is this computer?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, where's the computer being held?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where's that computer, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, where's the computer?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kinzie|At the STAG PR Center. Hurry.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 More Truck Combat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Deckers did all the heavy lifting for us. This worked out well.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie will be unhappy if the Deckers forgot to pack everything.
|Playa - Female 3|Lucky they packed that computer up for us.
|Playa - Male 1  |Was awful nice of the Deckers to get this thing loaded up for us.
|Playa - Male 2  |We should hire the Deckers to load shit up more often.
|Playa - Male 3  |How sweet of the Deckers to get this thing loaded up for us.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Pierce|Speaking of which, how're we gonna move it after we blow out the tires?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is a tank we're in, right...?
|Playa - Female 2|I was thinking we would use the tank.
|Playa - Female 3|Uh... tank...?
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce... tank...
|Playa - Male 2  |We use the tank.
|Playa - Male 3  |What the fuck you mean? We're in a bloody tank...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|I suppose that'll work.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's do it.
|Playa - Female 2|What's the worst that could happen?
|Playa - Female 3|I worry about you. I really do.
|Playa - Male 1  |I worry about you sometimes...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm takin' Shaundi next time...
|Playa - Male 3  |I worry about you sometimes, mate...
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 PA Speakers 1"
|Matt|Don't leave any of those pathetic peons standing.
|Kinzie|Yak yak yak... get a job.
|Kinzie|Go home, Matt, and take your little Deckers with you.
|Matt|Well someone's a sore loser, Agent Kensington.
|Kinzie|You haven't won yet.
|Matt|If you're referring to your two pawns, they're too late.
|Kinzie|We'll see about that.
|Matt|What's to see, except the epic failure that is the Saints?
|Kinzie|A bit overconfident?
|Matt|I am the one who got here first. I am the one leaving with the computer. I...
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Phone Call|Was wondering when you'd call.
|Playa - Female 2|Am I that predictable?
|Phone Call|With the right algorithm most people are, actually.
|Playa - Female 2|You figure out the Deckers then?
|Phone Call|I think so. Come by my place, I'll fill you in.
|Playa - Female 2|Why does this make me nervous...
|Phone Call|You shouldn't be. My place has a lot of character.
|Playa - Female 2|I bet...
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Phone Call|I'm a little busy...
|Playa - Male 2  |To bad, I wanna make a move against the Deckers...
|Phone Call|Whaddya think I'm working on?
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't know what you're working on because you never tell me.
|Phone Call|Sorry.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's ok, you'll fill me in when I come over...
|Phone Call|What?
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce and I headin' over.
|Phone Call|You can't come, its my inner sanctum...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, too bad.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Playa - Female 3|I don't like it when helicopters crash while I'm in them, Kinzie.
|Phone Call|I don't blame you.
|Playa - Female 3|Any luck on making sure it doesn't happen again?
|Phone Call|Come to me and we'll talk.
|Playa - Female 3|Meet you at the diner...
|Phone Call|Not there. My place.
|Playa - Female 3|Smiling Jack's not good enough for you anymore?
|Phone Call|It isn't my inner sanctum.
|Playa - Female 3|Do I even want to know what I'm walking into?
|Phone Call|The less questions you ask, the better.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, where're you at?
|Phone Call|Um, why do you need to know?
|Playa - Female 1|After that chopper thing, I'd like to get those fucking Deckers.
|Phone Call|I've been busy.
|Playa - Female 1|If it gets us to the Deckers, busy is good.
|Phone Call|It does.
|Playa - Female 1|Alright, then what's next?
|Phone Call|Well, next...
|Playa - Female 1|Anytime now.
|Phone Call|Come to my place.
|Playa - Female 1|What's the problem? You afraid I won't like the plan?
|Phone Call|No...
|Playa - Female 1|Then what?
|Phone Call|I've never allowed anyone in my inner sanctum before.
|Playa - Female 1|Inner... sanctum...
|Phone Call|My sacred, private room.
|Playa - Female 1|... Wow.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |The Deckers are a problem, Kinzie.
|Phone Call|I've been working on that.
|Playa - Male 1  |And? What have you come up with?
|Phone Call|Well, I guess you were bound to be here someday.
|Playa - Male 1  |What are you talking about?
|Phone Call|Come to my place. I'll show you what we're gonna need.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|Figured you would call.
|Playa - Male 3  |The Deckers are a bigger problem than we thought. I need something to stop them.
|Phone Call|I've finished my analysis of the Deckers' network and infrastructure and determined the needed processing power and hardware requirements for accessing their mainframe.
|Playa - Male 3  |Uh huh...
|Phone Call|I've worked REALLY hard and know what we need to go after the Deckers.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fine, where do you need me?
|Phone Call|Um, well, my place has all the data. I guess you can come here. I mean, it makes sense. Right?
|Playa - Male 3  |I've seen your place before, Kinzie.
|Phone Call|Not my inner sanctum.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right...
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|I know about the helicopter.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
|Phone Call|I'm close to being able to go after the Deckers directly, but I'll need your help.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
|Phone Call|Won't explain over the phone. Come to my place.
}}

{{quote|She wasn't kidding about reinforcements. Looks like the crew has this shit under control.|Pierce, "M15 Reaction to Exiting"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 Shoot Tires"
|Pierce|There goes a tire.
|Pierce|Damn, nice shot.
|Pierce|Alright, one more.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 STAG Tech"
|Pierce|STAG sure has a lot of tech in here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, but I'm not seeing Kinzie's new toy.
|Playa - Female 2|If only we had time to look around and take some.
|Playa - Female 3|Who cares about the rest of this shit... where's the computer?
|Playa - Male 1  |This shit all looks the same to me, where's the computer...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, but which one's the computer?
|Playa - Male 3  |I can't tell one thing from the other. Where's the bloody computer?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 Truck Chase 1"
|Pierce|Maybe...
|Kinzie|Ok, following the truck on street cams and... Oh god! What the hell are you doing?!
|Pierce|Going after the truck.
|Kinzie|I said DON'T use the tank!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I wasn't sure on your position... had to make a judgement call.
|Playa - Female 2|We were a little short on time, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}fake static* What was that? I didn't get that?
|Playa - Male 1  |Relax, we won't use the cannon.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whoops.
|Playa - Male 3  |What if we don't use the cannon?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Pierce|Kinzie you're breaking up...
|Kinzie|No I'm not, you're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|{{*}}fake static* It's a... solar flare... yeah...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, uh, Kinzie! I am not hearing you!
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}fake static* Kin-- I can't--radio--goodbye.
|Playa - Male 1  |What's that Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey you... you still there, Kinzie...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Uh, I can't... I can't hear you, Kinz!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|Ugh. Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|She may try to kill us this time.
|Playa - Female 2|She seems upset, no?
|Playa - Female 3|We're gonna regret this, aren't we?
|Playa - Male 1  |You think she's mad?
|Playa - Male 2  |A little too far?
|Playa - Male 3  |You think she's mad?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

M16[]

{{dialogue|"M16 Ability Explanation"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh yeah! Look at me now!
|Playa - Female 2|Most impressive, Kinzie. I like the looks of this one.
|Playa - Female 3|This is amazing!
|Playa - Male 1  |This is so COOL!
|Playa - Male 2  |Good work Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is absolutely mental!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|Looking at that avatar's programming you should have four main abilities. The sword can be used to slash at things close by, or it can create a giant shockwave. And as a dragon, you have medium ranged fire breath and a quick dash to evade hits.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, I could kiss you right now.
|Playa - Female 2|Slash, burn, flip and dash, eh? I think I can handle this...
|Playa - Female 3|Let's test this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's test this.
|Playa - Male 2  |I gotta try this out.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's test this.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Actual Avatar"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whoa! This... this is better!
|Playa - Female 2|This is good Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|THERE we go.
|Playa - Male 1  |Now this I can work with.
|Playa - Male 2  |Now we're talkin'! I can work with this.
|Playa - Male 3  |There. That's better.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|Good, cause Matt sniffed me out.
|Matt|This is my world to shape as I see fit, not yours.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Attack Firewall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm here... and I don't think I'm alone.
|Playa - Female 2|I think this must be the fire... Kinzie! What happened?
|Playa - Female 3|Got it, I'll start... what the hell's going on?
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, at the firewall... what the hell's going on?
|Playa - Male 2  |That must be the... what the hell!?
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright, at the... what the hell's going on?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|They're trapping you at the firewall. Hold off whatever Miller sends and I'll get you through.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Attack Security"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Give up, little boy!
|Playa - Female 2|How am I doing Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|He's a determined little shit.
|Playa - Male 1  |Miller doesn't know when to quit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Doesn't that kid know when he's beat?
|Playa - Male 3  |Miller doesn't know when to quit.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{quote|Take this out and we can go for Matt himself.|Kinzie, "M16 Attack"}}

{{quote|What?! That's IMPOSSIBLE! Guards!|Matt, "M16 Bahamut"}}

{{dialogue|"M16"
|Kinzie|GOT IT!
|Kinzie|Looks like Matt doesn't want you poking around here. You'll have to work your way through his defenses. Let's take out the firewall first.
}}

{{quote|Is this the best you can do, Agent Kensington? BEGONE!|Matt, "M16 Banish to"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Boss Battle Begins"
|Matt|We're not in the real world now. Here, you cannot beat me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Real world, this world; it's all the same for kicking your ass.
|Playa - Female 2|You are going to talk me to death, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Seriously kid, do you hear yourself?
|Playa - Male 1  |We'll see about that.
|Playa - Male 2  |You sure about that?
|Playa - Male 3  |We'll see about that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{quote|Alright just... don't die until I figure out how to copy his avatar.|Kinzie, "M16 Boss"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Charge 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bring it!
|Playa - Female 2|It won't work, Matt!
|Playa - Female 3|Oh shit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ah, fuck.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh shit!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Matt|I'll kill you one way or another!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Charge 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on, pussy!
|Playa - Female 2|You like to dance, no?
|Playa - Female 3|Not again!
|Playa - Male 1  |Not again!
|Playa - Male 2  |Not gonna work.
|Playa - Male 3  |Not again!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Matt|You can't escape me forever!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Charge 3"
|Matt|Stop fighting the inevitable!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That the cheesiest line you have?
|Playa - Female 2|Poor boy. You still think you have a chance.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hope you have your gravestone picked out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shut up, kid!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Cheat 1"
|Matt|In my world, the rules can change.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Something's wrong, Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|What is happening?
|Playa - Female 3|What's he doing?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell's going on?
|Playa - Male 2  |What the fuck is going on?
|Playa - Male 3  |What the hell's going on?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|He's altering the rules of reality there. You'll just have to deal.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Cheat 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Did Pierce pull out the cord or something?
|Playa - Female 2|Are we having connection issues?
|Playa - Female 3|The connection doesn't seem right...
|Playa - Male 1  |Something wrong with the connection?
|Playa - Male 2  |Something wrong with the connection?
|Playa - Male 3  |Bad connection?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|He's bombarding us with data. I'll try blocking it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Cheat 3"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That how you have to win, Miller?
|Playa - Female 2|Let me guess. The little boy is playing again, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Fucking stop it!
|Playa - Male 1  |Quit fucking doing that!
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on!
|Playa - Male 3  |Knock it off!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Matt|Give up, you're not strong enough.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 cutscene In"
|Pierce|You ready to fuck things up in virtual reality?
|Playa|It's safer than being shot at.
|Kinzie|You can survive a gunshot. But if your mind takes too much shock in this chair, you'll go brain dead.
|Playa|Great plan, Kinzie.
|Kinzie|I know. You ready?
|Playa|Let's do it...
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 cutscene Out"
|Killbane|I really wish you'd reconsider, Matty. These hands of mine were meant to rend bone, not hunt and peck on a keyboard.
|Matt|Well, if typing's the issue, I can recommend some good voice recognition software--
|Killbane|You stuck with me when I rose from Phillipe's ashes like a phoenix. You and me - we've bonded.
|Matt|That's lovely, but I feel it's time for me to move on. To be honest, I'm a little scared of...well...dying.
|Killbane|I do run a demanding workplace. Matty, I appreciate how you've shared your concerns. I mean, the way Viola and Kiki handled their...departures just made me want to kill someone, ya know?
|Matt|Absolutely. Well, I've a flight to catch, so--
|Killbane|Matty.
|Killbane|Feel free to list me as a reference, anytime.
|Matt|Oh God!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 cutscene Zscene01"
|Playa|Easy to laugh when you're hiding like a pussy. Come on out!
|Matt|Gladly.
|Playa|What the fuck...
|Matt|Don't you get it? I'm God here.
|Playa|That's just fine. In the real world you're just a bitch with a keyboard.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 cutscene Zscene02"
|Matt|Wait!
|Matt|I can clear your name, prove that you didn't destroy that bridge.
|Playa|I'm sure Kinzie can figure it out.
|Matt|I literally have the world at my fingertips.
|Playa|Little vague Matt, gotta do better.
|Matt|You tell me the name of a company and it becomes the property of the Saints. You get your empire back and I get to walk away.
|Playa|Kid, now we're talking...
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Defenses"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Right... what is that exactly?
|Playa - Female 2|You are the boss here, Kinzie. What is the firewall?
|Playa - Female 3|Fire-what?
|Playa - Male 1  |Firewall? What is it and how will I find it?
|Playa - Male 2  |What.
|Playa - Male 3  |Firewall? What is it and how will I find it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kinzie|It blocks us from accessing the Deckers' data. You'll know it when you see it.
}}

{{quote|It looks like I underestimated you... hope you know how to read.|Matt, "M16 Destroy Outer"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Destroy Security"
|Kinzie|He's scared... go to the Cathedral and finish him off!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And those giant tubes are just happy fun slides, right?
|Playa - Female 2|The Cathedral... the place with all the pipes? I think this looks like a trap...
|Playa - Female 3|You mean where those giant tubes are feeding into? The place that looks like a trap?
|Playa - Male 1  |You mean where those giant tubes are feeding into? That can't be a trap or anything.
|Playa - Male 2  |The Cathredral. You mean that place with the tubes that is screaming "I'm a fucking trap!"?
|Playa - Male 3  |You mean where those giant tubes are headed? That can't be a trap or anything.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kinzie|Must be his direct feed into the world, where all his information flows through... yeah that's definitely a trap.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sometimes at least try lying.
|Playa - Female 2|Interesting. Well, it would not be polite to make him wait.
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}Sigh*
|Playa - Male 1  |Again with the comforting skills...
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright. Let's go get him.
|Playa - Male 3  |Again with the comforting skills...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{quote|WHY AREN'T YOU DYING!|Matt, "M16 Destroy"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Doll Again"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh come on!
|Playa - Female 2|Matt is playing games again, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt again?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|I see it, I see it...
|Matt|Pathetic...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|In your dreams, kid.
|Playa - Female 2|Hurry up Kinzie. I am not liking the idea of being Matt Miller's doll...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm gonna destroy that little prick.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm gonna enjoy kicking that kid's ass...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gonna kill that little shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm gonna enjoy kicking that kid's ass...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Error Message"
|Matt|Laughs
|Kinzie|Ok... don't panic... we can work this out... probably
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You ever been good at lying under pressure?
|Playa - Female 2|I know you can clear this. You are just trying to make worry, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Confidence isn't your strong suit, is it?
|Playa - Male 1  |You're not good at comforting people are you...
|Playa - Male 2  |Probably? You aren't sure?
|Playa - Male 3  |Do we need to work on your comforting skills.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|No.
}}

{{quote|There's no room for you in my world. Time to die!|Matt, "M16 Final QTE"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Firewall Destroyed"
|Matt|I'm not going to be beaten by some noob you dragged into my world, Kensington.
|Kinzie|OK, we're back in business: now take out Matt's anti-virus next.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 General"
|Matt|Admit failure and bow before your cyber god!
|Matt|Here you will learn your place, Saint.
|Matt|How can you ever compete in my world.
|Matt|Kensington cannot help you here. She isn't the one risking death.
|Matt|WELCOME TO DIE!
|Matt|What makes you think you can defeat me?
|Matt|You cannot defeat what you do not understand.
|Matt|You're nothing more than a virus for me to kill.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Graves 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This a cemetery? What's with the gravestones?
|Playa - Female 2|This is a strange looking place. Why all the gravestones?
|Playa - Female 3|There's gravestones all over the place...
|Playa - Male 1  |What's with all these gravestones?
|Playa - Male 2  |What's up with these gravestones?
|Playa - Male 3  |What's with all the gravestones?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|Gravestones? Maybe they're...
|Matt|Do you really think you're the first to try destroying me? Those are all the people who've come before you... and failed.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You are such a fucking nerd.
|Playa - Female 2|Interesting idea. Maybe I should set up my own graveyard...
|Playa - Female 3|Subtle.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |God I wanna punch him...
|Playa - Male 3  |Bollocks.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Graves 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can't I destroy these damn gravestones?
|Playa - Female 2|More gravestones? You need the number for a good decorator.
|Playa - Female 3|What's with the gravestones again?
|Playa - Male 1  |Enough with the gravestones already, Miller.
|Playa - Male 2  |You're really into the tombstones, aren't ya Miller?
|Playa - Male 3  |Enough with the gravestones already, Miller.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Matt|Does seeing all who have fallen before you frighten you? It should.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sure, kid. Keeping telling yourself that.
|Playa - Female 2|I think your gravestones are fake. You have never killed anyone, have you?
|Playa - Female 3|Riiiiiight.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kid, you are such a douchebag...
|Playa - Male 2  |Kid nothin' in your little playground is frightenin' me.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll give you something to be frightened of you little prick...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Hotdog"
|Matt|How do you expect to hurt me now!
|Matt|Hope you're not vegetarian! (laughs)
|Matt|Even Kinzie's weapons are useless in my domain!
}}

{{quote|Your controls are backwards. Careful where you're going.|Kinzie, "M16 Inverted Cheat Kinzie"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Inverted Cheat Matt"
|Matt|Find your way around now.
|Matt|Go left. Now right. Pathetic...
}}

{{quote|You can't win when you don't know which way is up.|Matt, "M16 Inverted Cheat"}}

{{quote|Careful, the lag spike will bounce you around.|Kinzie, "M16 Lag Cheat Kinzie"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Lag Cheat Matt"
|Matt|Welcome to lag hell.
|Matt|They say lag kills.
}}

{{quote|Having trouble with your connection?|Matt, "M16 Lag Cheat"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Matt Player Convo"
|Matt|You like the place? It's modeled after the Nyte Blayde season 3 episode "Rise of the Cyprian Order". Here is where The Cardinal lays his plan for a bett-
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Wait. You modeled this shit off of Nyte Blade.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Matt|It's an alegory for man's inhumanity to man.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's a shitty vampire show.
|Playa - Female 2|It's a shitty vampire show.
|Playa - Female 3|It's a shitty vampire show.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, it's a shitty vampire show.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's a shitty vampire show.
|Playa - Male 3  |It's a shitty vampire show.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Matt|I don't expect a chuckle-fuck like you to appreciate good writing.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Matt Reaction to Head Shot"
|Matt|Afraid to face me?
|Matt|Get off me and fight!
|Matt|Hiding back there like a child!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Matt Reaction to Wing Rip"
|Matt|What are you doing? Get down!
|Matt|Stop that! Come down here!
|Matt|Coward! You can't win!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Matt Returns"
|Matt|I don't know how you managed it, Agent Kensington, but it doesn't matter. I am God in my domain!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here comes the brat again...
|Playa - Female 2|He is back. Anything else I need to know?
|Playa - Female 3|This is why my kids are never playing videogames.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck me, he's back!
|Playa - Male 2  |He's back. Show time.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck me, he's back!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kinzie|You're on even ground now, should be a piece of cake.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Glad you think so.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, you know I don't understand your computer talk...
|Playa - Female 3|Thanks for the reassurance.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's a real help, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |You got that right. I owe this asshole a beating.
|Playa - Male 3  |Easy for you to say.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Mission Start"
|Kinzie|Alright, you should be seeing a visual representation of the Decker Use-Net now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's with that toilet... OH MY GOD THAT'S ME!
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie... why am I a toliet?
|Playa - Female 3|What I see... is... a toilet?
|Playa - Male 1  |You know what I see, Kinzie? I'm a fucking toilet, that's what.
|Playa - Male 2  |A toilet? Really?
|Playa - Male 3  |What I see? Kinzie, all I see is that I'm a bloody commode!
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kinzie|Oops, sorry about that. Let me load up another...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So fucking not cool!
|Playa - Female 2|You have a plan, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|You're worrying me, kid.
|Playa - Male 1  |I thought you knew what you were doing.
|Playa - Male 2  |I can't be takin' care of business if I'm made of porcelin!
|Playa - Male 3  |I thought you knew what you were doing.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|I haven't finished your avatar yet. That one's just temporary.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why would you even give me this?!
|Playa - Female 2|I could use some arms, at least...
|Playa - Female 3|You better hope so...
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't have arms.
|Playa - Male 2  |Could I at least get some arms?
|Playa - Male 3  |I seem to have a distinct lack of arms.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Pierce, you know if that chair thing is ready yet?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|I don't know, why ask me? Talk to Kinzie or Oleg.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Cause you I can understand.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|Think they said they'd be done pretty soon. We could probably head over whenever.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Alright, see you when I get there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Reward Choice"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ok, what's with the doors?
|Playa - Female 2|Is this another of your games, Matt?
|Playa - Female 3|What are these?
|Playa - Male 1  |What are these?
|Playa - Male 2  |What is this?
|Playa - Male 3  |What are these?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Matt|They're backdoors into company records. One door leads to a weapons manufacturer, giving you discounts on weapon upgrades.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Right, and this one?
|Playa - Female 2|Interesting. And the other one?
|Playa - Female 3|And the other?
|Playa - Male 1  |And the other?
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright. And the other?
|Playa - Male 3  |And the other?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Matt|An automotive parts distribution house. They'll discount work done on your cars. Pick one and I'll get you set up as a high-priority client, I swear!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Second Avatar"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Great, now I'm a walking sex joke!
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, perhaps you and I should have a talk...
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah. Great. This is MUCH better.
|Playa - Male 1  |This isn't much better... You trying to tell me something, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, I do not want to know what goes on inside that fucked up head of yours.
|Playa - Male 3  |Have you lost your mind?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|Quit complaining, ya big baby.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 See Last Wall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Coming up on the last wall.
|Playa - Female 2|I can see another wall now.
|Playa - Female 3|I see another wall!
|Playa - Male 1  |I see one more wall ahead.
|Playa - Male 2  |Got another of those walls ahead.
|Playa - Male 3  |I see one more wall ahead.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|It's his Internet Security Protocols. They're blocking access into the main...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't need to know...
|Playa - Female 2|Then we'll have to take them down.
|Playa - Female 3|Blah blah blah nerd talk blah blah blah.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, whatever you say.
|Playa - Male 2  |If you say so.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, whatever you say.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{quote|Don't worry, he's not bigger... you're just smaller.|Kinzie, "M16 Shrink Cheat Kinzie"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Shrink Cheat Matt"
|Matt|I will crush you like an ant.
|Matt|Now the world will look down on you.
}}

{{quote|This is your true self; small and insignificant.|Matt, "M16 Shrink Cheat"}}

{{quote|Start those dodges early while you're slowed.|Kinzie, "M16 Slow Cheat Kinzie"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Slow Cheat Matt"
|Matt|I thought you'd be faster than this.
|Matt|Running will get you nowhere.
}}

{{quote|Look at you trying to move... amusing.|Matt, "M16 Slow Cheat"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Cast Spell"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Anything else I don't know shit about?
|Playa - Female 2|That's good to know.
|Playa - Female 3|SHUT UP, NERDS!
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm punching whoever wrote this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ok, my foot's goin' up in someone's ass.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm going to find the chav that wrote this and it won't end pretty...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Draw Sword"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shitty craftsmanship.
|Playa - Female 2|And that is why I carry a gun.
|Playa - Female 3|Just another reason why guns are better.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fix the fucking flagstones here!
|Playa - Male 2  |Why am I not surprised...
|Playa - Male 3  |That's it. I quit.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Go Through Hole"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then make that shit bigger.
|Playa - Female 2|That was pointless.
|Playa - Female 3|Then why even mention the hole?
|Playa - Male 1  |Then why mention the damn hole?
|Playa - Male 2  |That was stupid.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then why even mention the bloody hole?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Kill Unicorn"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What did the writer have against unicorns?
|Playa - Female 2|What? It's over already? I was having fun.
|Playa - Female 3|Wow... just... wow.
|Playa - Male 1  |I kinda feel like an asshole now...
|Playa - Male 2  |They should put that shit on a trapper keeper.
|Playa - Male 3  |{{*}}maniacal laughter*
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Look At Unicorn"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck. You.
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}Sigh*
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}Sigh*
|Playa - Male 1  |{{*}}Sigh*
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck you game.
|Playa - Male 3  |Is there a lower difficulty?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Nap Fail"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I said nap...
|Playa - Female 2|Is it bugged?
|Playa - Female 3|I could've sworn I hit the button....
|Playa - Male 1  |I hit the goddamn button...
|Playa - Male 2  |Is the damn thing broken?
|Playa - Male 3  |That's cheating! I hit the damned button!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wow... hilarious...
|Playa - Female 2|Why is... ahhh... tricky...
|Playa - Female 3|Ugh, not again.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ohhh... fuck you..
|Playa - Male 2  |Really?
|Playa - Male 3  |Absolutely mental...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Open Door"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ok, fuck doors...
|Playa - Female 2|I was just getting started!
|Playa - Female 3|Stupid door...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh fuck you, door.
|Playa - Male 2  |Already?
|Playa - Male 3  |You stupid door...
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Pet Unicorn"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And my childhood has just been crushed...
|Playa - Female 2|Ok, unicorn, you asked for it...
|Playa - Female 3|Why? Why mister unicorn?
|Playa - Male 1  |Dick move, unicorn. Dick move.
|Playa - Male 2  |See what I get for bein' nice?
|Playa - Male 3  |You stupid bloody creature...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Run Back"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm fucking nimble, dammit!
|Playa - Female 2|Someone has a sick since of humor.
|Playa - Female 3|COME ON!
|Playa - Male 1  |COME ON!
|Playa - Male 2  |I hate this thing...
|Playa - Male 3  |Now I'm really fucked off...
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 TA Secret Door"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Big fucking surprise...
|Playa - Female 2|Really?
|Playa - Female 3|FUCK YOU SECRET DOOR.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ughhhh...
|Playa - Male 2  |Ugh...
|Playa - Male 3  |No, go back, go back!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Tank"
|Kinzie|Ok, the anti-virus is almost taken care of. You'll need to destroy the last bit of code.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A toilet, a sex doll, and now a tank...
|Playa - Female 2|What is... Am I in a tank?
|Playa - Female 3|A tank?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie... why am I in a tank.
|Playa - Male 2  |Why am I a tank?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie... why am I in a tank.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|Just go with it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Text adventure"
|Kinzie|Oooo I love these...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm happy for you, now how do I get past?
|Playa - Female 2|It has been years since I did one of these! Any help, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Reading is for pussies. How do I get out?
|Playa - Male 1  |I gotta read this shit? Come on Kinzie, how do I get out?
|Playa - Male 2  |I ain't got time for this! How do I get through this shit?
|Playa - Male 3  |Reading? Is this some kinda joke? Come on Kinzie, how do I get out?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|And ruin it for you? No way, you gotta figure this out on your own.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Seriously, spoilers are fine by me.
|Playa - Female 2|If you say so...
|Playa - Female 3|Fabulous.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks a lot, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thanks Kinzie.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Toilet Again"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You said you had this, Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, why am I a toilet again?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, what did I say about the toilet?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, why am I a toilet again?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie... we talked about this...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, I thought we talked about this?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kinzie|But I didn't...
|Matt|I think this is more fitting. Wouldn't you agree?
|Kinzie|Give me some time, I'll fix it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, I'm still packing my cannon!
|Playa - Female 2|No hurry. He left me my weapon, so I'm good.
|Playa - Female 3|Go ahead, take as long as you want.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, I still have my canon...
|Playa - Male 2  |Heh. He left me with my cannon. I'm good.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey, I still have my canon...
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{quote|Hold on, he depowered your weapon... I'm fixing it now.|Kinzie, "M16 Weak Weapon Cheat Kinzie"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Weak Weapon Cheat Matt"
|Matt|Without power you may as well give up.
|Matt|Don't blame your weapon for your own weakness.
}}

{{quote|You expect to defeat me with that thing?|Matt, "M16 Weak Weapon Cheat"}}

M17[]

{{dialogue|"M17 Consoles"
|Pierce|Bet there's something in that control area keepin' this place runnin'. Take it out and the ship should blow.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Suddenly you know aircraft carrier mechanics?
|Playa - Female 2|You have worked on nuclear vessels?
|Playa - Female 3|You think that's gonna work?
|Playa - Male 1  |You sure about that?
|Playa - Male 2  |You know somethin' about ships I don't?
|Playa - Male 3  |You sure?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Pierce|Fuck no, but I'm just working off movies here.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 cutscene In"
|Pierce|This is the worst idea you've ever had.
|Viola|We can't go marching onto STAG'S aircraft carrier.
|Playa|Why not? I'll look just like Cyrus--all I gotta add is a fucked attitude.
|Viola|What happens once you're on board?
|Playa|I walk in with my prisoners, they take me to the cell block, I grab Shaundi and we leave.
|Viola|I'm sorry -- prisoners?
|Playa|Yeah, you and Pierce. I'm bringing you in.
|Playa|Showtime.
|Pierce|Aw hell no!
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 cutscene Mid"
|Pierce|Next time you get to be the fucking prisoner.
|Cyrus|Quiet.
|Kia|Welcome back, sir.
|Cyrus|Whassup?
|Kia|I need you to sign off on some prototypes I've been working on.
|Cyrus|Thanks for the offer...you...but I wanna process these two A-SAP.
|Agent|I can take these two down to detention for you, sir.
|Cyrus|Thanks.
|Pierce|What the fuck!
|Agent|Don't you look at the Commander!
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 cutscene Out"
|Playa|This one's going in the book.
|Pierce|We might've overdone it.
|Viola|Now we can focus on Killbane.
|Shaundi|What about STAG?
|Pierce|We just blew up an aircraft carrier...what else could they throw at us?
|Cyrus|You knew it would come to martial law, didn't you.
|Monica|I knew the Saints. How did Mayor Reynolds react?
|Cyrus|He'll fall in line, they all will.
|Monica|Keep me updated, Commander.
|Cyrus|Of course, ma'am.
|Kia|Sir, the commandos are en route. We'll have the whole city locked down in 72 hours.
|Cyrus|Outstanding. Thank you, Kia.
|Kia|Permission to speak freely?
|Kia|It's about damn time we took off the kid gloves.
|Cyrus|Two little words, Kia. Shock and awe.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 cutscene Zscene01"
|Cyrus|Kia, I'm on my way back to Thermopylae to interrogate the prisoner. Make sure no one else has access to her.
|Cyrus|So that's your name.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Cyrus Abandon Ship"
|Cyrus|Make sure the Saints go down with the ship!
|Cyrus|All troops, abandon ship.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Do Not Attack"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't listen to her, she's the imposter!
|Playa - Female 1|I swear I'm the real Commander Temple!
|Playa - Female 1|What if you're wrong, soldier!
|Playa - Female 1|You're all getting court marshaled for this!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 2|ATTEN-SHUN!
|Playa - Female 2|Be holding your fire! I am the Commander!
|Playa - Female 2|I am Commander Temple. The intruder is escaping on the deck!
|Playa - Female 2|This is a mutiny, no?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 3|Don't do it... I'm Syler--er, Cyrus!
|Playa - Female 3|Don't shoot, I'm Commander Temple!
|Playa - Female 3|How do you know I'm... not me!?
|Playa - Female 3|You'd attack your Commander?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't shoot, I'm Commander Temple!
|Playa - Male 1  |How do you know I'm not me!
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm Cyrus, dammit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Would you kill your Commander!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 2  |Do I look like a spy to you?
|Playa - Male 2  |Go find the real intruder!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm not the intruder!
|Playa - Male 2  |You know me, I'm Cyrus Temple!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't shoot, I'm Commander Temple!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm Cyrus, dammit!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm your Commander!
|Playa - Male 3  |It's me you idiots!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Drive To Helicopter 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This face look like I can pass for a self-righteous prick?
|Playa - Female 2|I am convincing as Cyrus Temple, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Think this will work?
|Playa - Male 1  |What do you think, I look the part?
|Playa - Male 2  |I look convincing enough like this?
|Playa - Male 3  |What do you think, I look the part?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Pierce|Considerin' I want to stab your ass right now, yeah, I'd say it works.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's "I'd say it works, SIR!"
|Playa - Female 2|Now Pierce, being captured is no excuse for being rude.
|Playa - Female 3|How dare you. I am your commanding officer!
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't talk to your Commander that way.
|Playa - Male 2  |Maybe I'll just leave your ass in the brig.
|Playa - Male 3  |Mind your manners. I am your superior officer.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Pierce|I should slap that face right off you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's a month in the hole for you.
|Playa - Female 2|I am shocked you would say such things!
|Playa - Female 3|Aaaaaaten-SHUN!
|Playa - Male 1  |Try it and I'm leaving you on that boat.
|Playa - Male 2  |You'd threaten your commander?
|Playa - Male 3  |You want to swim back?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Suko|This isn't giving me any confidence...
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Drive To Helicopter 2"
|Pierce|You sure you got his face right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Unless the camera added 20 pounds, yeah, I'm sure.
|Playa - Female 2|Stay calm Pierce. There is no reason to worry.
|Playa - Female 3|This guy's always on camera.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know how often this guy gets on camera?
|Playa - Male 2  |His face is all over the TV, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |You know how often this guy gets on camera?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Pierce|I'm just sayin'...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, this'll work. Trust me.
|Playa - Female 2|I will not let anything happen to you, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Yes, I'm sure. Relax.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yes, I'm sure. Ok?
|Playa - Male 2  |It's perfect, trust me.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm sure, alright?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Pierce|That's all I wanted.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Entering Escape"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Stay in one piece, will you!
|Playa - Female 2|Do not think of exploding.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't you DARE blow up on me!
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't you fucking explode on me too!
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck it, this one.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't you even think about blowing up on me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Escape"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time to get moving!
|Playa - Female 2|We should be leaving now.
|Playa - Female 3|We gotta get outta here!
|Playa - Male 1  |We gotta get outta here!
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's not stick around!
|Playa - Male 3  |Need to move!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Shaundi|They had troop transports in the hanger. We could snatch one of them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's go, troops! Move it!
|Playa - Female 2|Is perfect. Quickly now, we are short on time.
|Playa - Female 3|Then let's get moving!
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, then move out!
|Playa - Male 2  |Excellent idea, Private.
|Playa - Male 3  |You heard the lady!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Fight to"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So much for ordering around trainees now...
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce will be getting nervous now. I have to hurry.
|Playa - Female 3|Dammit, better get them out of here, quick.
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit, better get them out of here, quick.
|Playa - Male 2  |We're compromised, time to move!
|Playa - Male 3  |Dammit, better get them out of here, quick.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Flash Bang Event"
|Pierce|Fuck!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hate those things!
|Playa - Female 2|Keep it together, comrades!
|Playa - Female 3|Stay calm!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shake it off!
|Playa - Male 2  |I hate that shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Keep moving!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Flying"
|Suko|You know this is a good look for you. You should keep the face when you're done with it.
|Pierce|Are you serious?
|Suko|Cyrus is very powerful and statuesque.
|Pierce|You complained about a costume, and now you want the boss to run around with Cyrus' face?
|Suko|It was just a suggestion, don't get all bent out of shape.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Handcuffs"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wrists out, handcuffs on. Quick, before we land.
|Playa - Female 2|Put on the handcuffs. We'll land soon.
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, Viola... get those handcuffs on.
|Playa - Male 1  |We gotta get you two cuffed, we're almost there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Start gettin' cuffed up back there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Get the cuffs on. We're nearly there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Pierce|OK...
|Pierce|This a horrible idea.
|Suko|Just do it already...
|Pierce|Look you may be cool with wearing handcuffs, but this motherfucker ain't down with that.
|Suko|What's that supposed to mean?
|Pierce|Well ya know...you ran a prostitution ring...
|Suko|So clearly I'm into kink. You carry a gun, does that mean you like to be shot?
|Pierce|No.
|Suko|So how about we stop being a judgemental man-child.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Heading to Brig"
|Kia|Intruder heading to the brig.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's like my personal GPS voice.
|Playa - Female 2|Good of you to provide directions, Kia.
|Playa - Female 3|I knew this was the right way...
|Playa - Male 1  |At least I'm moving in the right direction.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks for letting me know.
|Playa - Male 3  |At least I'm moving in the right direction.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Kia convo BF"
|Playa - Female 2|What do you think of Pierce?
|Kia|Thank you sir.
|Kia|Washington? He's smart, dangerous.
|Playa - Female 2|You think he's cute?
|Kia|I'm sorry, what did you say?
|Playa - Female 2|If you were me, would you fuck him?
|Kia|I...I guess that depends on what you're into commander.
|Playa - Female 2|You're not into brothers?
|Kia|Well it's not- Commander can we not talk about this?
|Playa - Female 2|That's fine. No pressure.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Kia convo BM"
|Playa - Male 2  |These uniforms leave too much to the imagination...
|Kia|I have to get you to sign off on some R&D first...but after that I can obey the chain of command.
|Kia|Excuse me sir?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm just saying it's a damn shame to cover up a girl like you in body armor.
|Kia|Commander, I...I don't think this is appropriate.
|Playa - Male 2  |What's not appropriate is what I'm thinking about doin' to you.
|Kia|Commander!
|Playa - Male 2  |Call me Cyrus.
|Kia|I'm sorry...that's...that's not protocol.
|Playa - Male 2  |Do I have to issue you a direct order to see you naked?
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Kia convo HF"
|Playa - Female 3|So you ever been to Stilwater?
|Kia|I'll take that as a compliment sir.
|Kia|Once. To see an Aisha concert when I was a kid.
|Playa - Female 3|Averice tour?
|Kia|No, The Other Six.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't Fuck Me Like I'm Your Wife was a classic.
|Kia|I never would have pegged you for an Aisha fan, sir.
|Playa - Female 3|My friend introduced me to her.
|Kia|I've never told anyone this...but Aisha's murder is what got me into law enforcement. I wanted to get those bastards that took my idol away.
|Playa - Female 3|Hm...we're more alike than I thought.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Kia convo WF"
|Playa - Female 1|How are... things?
|Kia|Oh...
|Kia|Good.
|Playa - Female 1|Good.
|Kia|How was your flight in? The prisoners give you any trouble?
|Playa - Female 1|No, no...it um. It was easy.
|Kia|Look sir. Things don't have to be awkward between us.
|Playa - Female 1|I totally agree.
|Kia|We're both adults. What happened happened, and um... speaking for myself I don't regret a thing.
|Playa - Female 1|I like men.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Kia convo WM"
|Playa - Male 1  |So how is Shau- The Prisoner holding up? Has she said anything?
|Kia|Thank you...commander.
|Kia|We haven't broken her yet.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good girl.
|Kia|I'm sorry commander?
|Playa - Male 1  |Sorry for what?
|Kia|No, I'm not-It sounded like you said "Good Girl"
|Playa - Male 1  |You're hearing things, soldier.
|Kia|I'm sorry sir.
|Playa - Male 1  |No worries, we're cool.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Kia convo WMA"
|Playa - Male 3  |So...how do you like Steelport?
|Kia|I understand, sir.
|Kia|It's disgusting.
|Playa - Male 3  |I hear ya... I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.
|Kia|"Bloke"?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh... I picked up that when I was stationed in Britain.
|Kia|Sir, I'm familiar with your jacket...you were never stationed in the UK.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sure I wasn't...
|Kia|Oh...
|Playa - Male 3  |I probably said to much...let's not talk about this ever again.
}}

{{quote|Grumbles|Playa - Zombie  , "M17 Kia convo Z"}}
|Kia|Or not...R&D is this way...
|Kia|I'm sorry sir, I didn't catch that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
|Kia|Are...are you grunting at me?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
|Kia|Are you feeling ok Commander?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
|Kia|Maybe we should go to sick bay...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}

{{quote|All soldiers in R&D are to shoot Commander Temple on sight. He is a Saint in disguise. I repeat, shoot Commander Temple in R&D.|Kia, "M17 Kia PA First"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Lead the Way"
|Kia|This way, sir.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Of course it's this way.
|Playa - Female 2|Go ahead. I will follow.
|Playa - Female 3|Onward.
|Playa - Male 1  |Lead on.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, alright.
|Playa - Male 3  |Lead on.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{quote|We gotta go faster, we're running out of time.|Pierce, "M17 Meltdown"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's grab a STAG transport, soldiers.
|Playa - Female 2|We will need a STAG aircraft to land on the carrier.
|Playa - Female 3|You ready to steal a STAG transport?
|Playa - Male 1  |We'll need one of those STAG transports to get out to that carrier.
|Playa - Male 2  |Lets find a STAG transport to fly out there.
|Playa - Male 3  |We'll need one of them STAG transports to get to that carrier.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Pierce|This is weirding me out.
|Suko|OK, so we get to the carrier...what then?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Prisoners are in the brig, right? So I take you both there, we find Shaundi, then I order a prisoner transfer back here.
|Playa - Female 2|They should be leading us right to Shaundi. We grab her, and then we leave.
|Playa - Female 3|I take you as prisoners to the brig, we find Shaundi, then we escape. Simple.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll take you prisoners to the brig where we find Shaundi and get the hell off the boat.
|Playa - Male 2  |I march your asses to the brig, we grab Shaundi, we get the hell out.
|Playa - Male 3  |I escort you two prisoners to the brig, we find Shaundi, then we escape.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Pierce|What if they just shoot us?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well that would ruin the plan, wouldn't it?
|Playa - Female 2|That won't happen, Pierce. Just trust me.
|Playa - Female 3|Why are you trying to jinx this?
|Playa - Male 1  |You worry too much.
|Playa - Male 2  |Eh...
|Playa - Male 3  |Stop bringing logic into this.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{quote|This is Commander Temple. All personnel are to shoot any person looking like me and any Saints with me.|Cyrus, "M17 PA After Prisoner"}}

{{quote|More anti-armor on that tank! I want them dead!|Kia, "M17 PA Anti-Armor On"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 PA Attack Player Cyrus"
|Cyrus|Attention: I am not on the Thermopylae, anyone who looks like me is an imposter.
|Cyrus|Shoot Commander Temple on sight. I repeat, shoot me on sight.
|Cyrus|Authorization is granted to shoot Commander Temple on sight. Dammit, I want him dead!
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 PA Attack Player Kia"
|Kia|Intruder in R&D, possibly moving to cell block. Resembles Commander Temple. Shoot on sight.
|Kia|Saints have infiltrated the Thermopylae disguised as Commander Temple. Shoot them on sight.
|Kia|The Commander Temple below deck is an imposter. Shoot him on sight.
}}

{{quote|Saints have entered the tank bay. Drivers and gunners, get to your tanks!|Kia, "M17 PA Enter Tank"}}

{{quote|Boss? About time.|Pierce, "M17 Pierce"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Pierce, think we got a problem.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|How so?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Shaundi's been taken.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|Taken? Taken how?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I don't know. Was on the phone with her when I heard the struggle and someone else picked up her phone.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|You think Killbane got her?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Sounded military. Sounded like STAG.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|So what's the plan?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Head to Image As Designed, I got an idea.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|Is it any good?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Does bold count?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|With you... no.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Reactor"
|Suko|We have to find a way off this thing.
|Shaundi|We could blow it up first.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You have the best plans. Know where to go then?
|Playa - Female 2|Good thinking, Shaundi. You have a plan, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Sounds good to me. Where to?
|Playa - Male 1  |You read my mind. Where to?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm with Shaundi on this. Where do we do that?
|Playa - Male 3  |Great minds... Where to?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Shaundi|Reactor Control Room. Heard the guards talking about how dangerous it was.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Reward Choices"
|Kia|Sir, R&D has sent a prototype for a new vehicle; a jet propelled cycle.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just hand me a pen.
|Playa - Female 2|Very good, soldier.
|Playa - Female 3|Absolutely.
|Playa - Male 1  |Looking forward to it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Only two?
|Playa - Male 3  |Looking forward to it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They can do that?
|Playa - Female 2|Just the thing for forest combat, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|No shit?
|Playa - Male 1  |No shit?
|Playa - Male 2  |No way!
|Playa - Male 3  |You shittin' me?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kia|Sir?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, I'm sure R&D's had some failures before. This one of them?
|Playa - Female 2|It is well built? Not likely to blow up from hitting a tree?
|Playa - Female 3|Uh, I meant that thing isn't a piece of shit like the last prototype? Y'know, the neo-pr*coughs*
|Playa - Male 1  |I mean, it better not be shit like some of R&D's inventions.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh... no way they're done with that already. There must be problems.
|Playa - Male 3  |Uh... I mean... It's not like that shit they usually give me is it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kia|No sir, it is top quality.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good, good. There anything else I should know about?
|Playa - Female 2|Good. What else have they been working on?
|Playa - Female 3|What else have they got?
|Playa - Male 1  |What else have they cooked up?
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, they have anything else for me... I mean us?
|Playa - Male 3  |What else have they cooked up?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kia|They have some improvements to our tank's weaponry. Should pack more firepower.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Be bad if that was used against us.
|Playa - Female 2|Interesting.
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}giggles madly* Er... I mean, excellent.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good, good...
|Playa - Male 2  |That's... good.
|Playa - Male 3  |Splendid...
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kia|And there is also portable satchel charges for the troops. Once we get to R&D, I'll need you to sign off on two projects.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Shaundi Thanks"
|Shaundi|What do you want now? I'm not saying a damn thing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sweetie, it's me. I'm trying to get us out of here.
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi, it's me. We are here to rescue you.
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, it's me. Pierce, Viola and I came to get you out.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, it's me. Pierce, Viola and I came to get you out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't have to, girl, it's me. Let's go.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi, it's me. Pierce, Viola and I came to get you out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Shaundi|Thank God it's you! We gotta get you home, you look like shit.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A broken lightbulb is an odd first gift, don't you think?
|Playa - Female 2|No room here for hacky sack, but if I can be finding a lightbulb...
|Playa - Female 3|Got any broken lightbulbs for me?
|Playa - Male 1  |When we first met you gave me a broken lightbulb as a present.
|Playa - Male 2  |You used to rock the dreads in Stilwater.
|Playa - Male 3  |You fucking kidding me?! I don't have time for this shit.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Shaundi|Thank God it's you! We gotta get you home, you look like shit.
}}

{{quote|Can we leave yet?|Suko, "M17 Viola"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Wrong VTOL Explosion"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This'll do... or we can try the next one.
|Playa - Female 2|Here! Get in... damn it!
|Playa - Female 3|Come on... shit, nevermind!
|Playa - Male 1  |Here, get in... or not.
|Playa - Male 2  |Jack this one... well shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Get in! Oh fuck me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ok, inside... well fuck me!
|Playa - Female 2|Another one, here... Look out!
|Playa - Female 3|Alright, this one... dammit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, this one... dammit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Here's anoth... dammit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright, this one... bloody hell!
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

M18[]

{{dialogue|"M18 Beginning of Tank"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm gonna regret this...
|Playa - Female 2|Not my best plan...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh God...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh God...
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh not again...
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh shit.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Blast Container"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This thing's great.
|Playa - Female 2|This is a very useful device.
|Playa - Male 1  |This thing clears a nice path.
|Playa - Male 2  |Out of the way!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Cockpit Door"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The pilots have the door locked.
|Playa - Female 2|They have locked the cockpit from the inside.
|Playa - Female 3|They locked the door from the inside.
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn door's locked from the inside.
|Playa - Male 2  |The pilots got this shit locked tight.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bloody door's locked from the inside.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Suko|You're in a supply plane for the military. There has to be something you can use.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Cockpit Gone"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not cool, plane!
|Playa - Female 2|That... could be a problem.
|Playa - Female 3|Shit. That wasn't supposed to happen.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oops.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey...Viola
|Playa - Male 3  |Bollocks
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Suko|Oh god, what did you do...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The cockpit's kinda... gone.
|Playa - Female 2|The cockpit is now gone. I need a new plan...
|Playa - Female 3|The uh... Cockpit's gone. Plan B!
|Playa - Male 1  |Cockpit's gone, going to plan B.
|Playa - Male 2  |The cockpit is, uh...gone.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cockpit's gone, going to plan B.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Suko|Gone? What do you mean gone?
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 cutscene In"
|Viola|There's probably an easier way to do this!
|Playa|No doubt!
|Trooper|I heard gunfire, this way!
}}

{{quote|Fuck my life.|Playa, "M18 cutscene Out"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Damn"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hate turbulence...
|Playa - Female 2|I can't blame the pilot this time.
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit, I hate walking in these planes...
|Playa - Male 2  |Quit rockin' the plane.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Dive Through Plane Wreck"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here goes nothing!
|Playa - Female 2|Shame about the plane.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm going for it!
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck it...
|Playa - Male 2  |WHOOOOOO!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck it...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Exit the Tank"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|On to plan C.
|Playa - Female 2|I should get out while I can.
|Playa - Female 3|Enough of this shit.
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to get the hell out of here...
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to bail.
|Playa - Male 3  |Time to bail!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Falling Out is Bad"
|Suko|Almost forgot.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is it important?
|Playa - Female 2|Is there something on your mind?
|Playa - Female 3|...yeah?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah?
|Playa - Male 2  |Is it important?
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Suko|Try to actually stay IN the plane for once.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So that's a no, then.
|Playa - Female 2|I will remember that.
|Playa - Female 3|That's clever.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh ha ha...
|Playa - Male 2  |{{*}}sigh*
|Playa - Male 3  |That's hilarious.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Falling Yet"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm falling through the air... again...
|Playa - Female 2|At least I have a tank this time.
|Playa - Female 3|Here we we go again...
|Playa - Male 1  |Why does this shit always happen to me...
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me...
|Playa - Male 3  |How does this keep happening?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Generic Tank"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Maybe not my best idea.
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi will think I made this up.
|Playa - Female 3|Now that's some serious firepower.
|Playa - Male 1  |Seemed like a good idea at the time.
|Playa - Male 2  |Maybe this wasn't the best idea...
|Playa - Male 3  |Seemed like a good idea at the time.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't have insurance on this thing.
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps they want their tank back.
|Playa - Female 3|I love it when a plan comes together.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, watch the paint...
|Playa - Male 2  |Why you guys gotta fuck with me?
|Playa - Male 3  |'Scuse me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next time I'll take a parachute...
|Playa - Female 2|Steelport looks good from the air.
|Playa - Female 3|Who needs a parachute?
|Playa - Male 1  |Parachutes are overrated...
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck parachutes...
|Playa - Male 3  |It's not the fall I'm worried about...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hope Viola is recording this shit.
|Playa - Female 2|I did not think I was that high up...
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce is gonna be jealous.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce'll be pissed he missed this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce ain't gonna believe this shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |And me without my camera...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How long's it take to hit ground?
|Playa - Female 2|UFO watchers will love this.
|Playa - Female 3|Why haven't I tried this before?
|Playa - Male 1  |You'd think this thing would fall faster.
|Playa - Male 2  |That ground even gettin' closer?
|Playa - Male 3  |Just a nice relaxing day...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yep... still falling...
|Playa - Female 2|I think people would pay to do this.
|Playa - Female 3|Aaaand I'm still falling...
|Playa - Male 1  |It never ends...
|Playa - Male 2  |Where do they get these things?
|Playa - Male 3  |It never ends...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I love it when plan B comes together.
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce is going to be so jealous.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm like a badass action hero!
|Playa - Male 1  |They should use this in a movie...
|Playa - Male 2  |I feel like I've been here before...
|Playa - Male 3  |The stop is what I'm worried about.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So what's the in-flight movie?
|Playa - Female 2|These tanks are not very comfortable.
|Playa - Female 3|This is better than regular skydiving.
|Playa - Male 1  |This thing needs a stewardess.
|Playa - Male 2  |Why's this shit always happening to me...
|Playa - Male 3  |I could use a stewardess or three...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Gooing People"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuuuuck!
|Playa - Female 2|Very impressive!
|Playa - Female 3|Oh my god... Oh. My. God.
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |OH SHIT!
|Playa - Male 3  |My god...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Think maybe they know I'm here...
|Playa - Female 2|That could have gone better.
|Playa - Female 3|So much for the element of surprise.
|Playa - Male 1  |So much for surprise.
|Playa - Male 2  |Guess stealth's out...
|Playa - Male 3  |So much for the element of surprise.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Suko|At least you're inside.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Not Close Enough"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Am I doing something wrong here?
|Playa - Female 2|Surely this device has the power...
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, this should work...
|Playa - Male 1  |Seems like this should work...
|Playa - Male 2  |Why the hell isn't this working?
|Playa - Male 3  |Seems like this should work...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Suko|You getting close enough?
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Not Working on Door 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This thing won't get the job done.
|Playa - Female 2|This is not working.
|Playa - Female 3|Well, that won't open it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, this isn't opening it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't think this'll work...
|Playa - Male 3  |This isn't working.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Suko|There anything else to try?
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Not Working on Door 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't even know what this is.
|Playa - Female 2|Hmm. I need something more powerful.
|Playa - Female 3|Not this one either.
|Playa - Male 1  |Not this either.
|Playa - Male 2  |This ain't gettin' it done...
|Playa - Male 3  |Not this either.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Suko|Well, keep looking.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Plane Blows Up"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Or I could be wrong...
|Playa - Female 2|Tanks, yes, tanks are good too.
|Playa - Male 1  |Or maybe I'll stick to tanks...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, there goes that...
|Playa - Male 3  |Just my luck.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Plane Combat"
|Suko|How guarded is the cargo?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The gunfire isn't tipping you off?
|Playa - Female 2|I won't be getting lonely.
|Playa - Female 3|It's STAG. What do you think?
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, STAG doesn't skimp on people.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh you know, small army...
|Playa - Male 3  |STAG doesn't skimp on security.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Suko|Will there be any problems getting to the cockpit?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nothing a few bullets can't handle.
|Playa - Female 2|A few inconveniences, perhaps. Nothing serious.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't know... quit asking so many questions!
|Playa - Male 1  |Viola, little busy here...
|Playa - Male 2  |Can I get back to you on that?
|Playa - Male 3  |There will be if you don't keep quiet.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, you been keeping tabs on STAG?
|Phone Call|Among other things.
|Playa - Female 2|Anything we can use?
|Phone Call|There's a cargo plane flying in, escorted by some of their VTOLs.
|Playa - Female 2|Think you can tell Viola to get to the airport?
|Phone Call|Why? So she can blow it out of the sky for you?
|Playa - Female 2|No, so she can fly me up there so I can take STAG's plane in the air.
|Phone Call|I don't... oh, I hadn't considered that. Try not to die.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Playa - Male 2  |How's my favorite computer...
|Phone Call|Don't finish that sentence if you want to hear the information I have.
|Playa - Male 2  |I was gonna say "girl".
|Phone Call|Sure you were.
|Playa - Male 2  |So what'd you find out?
|Phone Call|That a shipment of equipment for STAG is headed towards Steelport.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good, let's take it. What pier's it arriving at?
|Phone Call|It's coming in by cargo plane, with an escort of VTOLs.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well shit. They'll have the airport locked down tight when it lands.
|Phone Call|Scrap the information then?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hell no. Just cause we can't hit it on the ground doesn't mean we can't hit it. Tell Viola to meet me at the airport.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Phone Call|You're early.
|Playa - Female 3|Sorry?
|Phone Call|I was going to call you with some information on a STAG aircraft convoy heading towards Steelport.
|Playa - Female 3|Why'd you wait?
|Phone Call|Was trying to figure out how to get the plane down without crashing it.
|Playa - Female 3|And you can't do that?
|Phone Call|No. I can't remotly hijack a military plane and safely land it using a laptop. Also, I can't catch a bullet with my teeth, or drink a gallon of milk in an hour.
|Playa - Female 3|Then I'll just have to get on the plane.
|Phone Call|I'll call Viola, you can use her plane...
|Playa - Female 3|Sounds good.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Playa - Female 1|So what's next, Kinzie?
|Phone Call|Why do you assume I have something?
|Playa - Female 1|Because you're... dedicated to finding information.
|Phone Call|STAG cargo plane being escorted into Steelport airspace.
|Playa - Female 1|Now that's something I can work with.
|Phone Call|You're welcome...
|Playa - Female 1|Have Viola get her plane ready. We'll need it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, there been any chatter from STAG?
|Phone Call|An air convoy is flying into Steelport.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then call Viola and tell her to meet me at the airport. I'll need her jet.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|Do you know what a flock of birds is?
|Playa - Male 3  |A... bunch of... birds?
|Phone Call|A convoy of planes. All accompanying a STAG cargo plane.
|Playa - Male 3  |Next time, start with that explanation.
|Phone Call|They're scheduled to enter steelport airspace not long from now. Probably bringing in new weapons and equipment for STAG.
|Playa - Male 3  |Doubt we could get to them before they land. We'll have to hit them on the ground.
|Phone Call|Viola said you could use the Syndicate's jet if you need to.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well that opens up a whole new set of possibilities...
|Phone Call|Want me to send their location?
|Playa - Male 3  |Send it to Viola and tell her to get the plane ready.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|What do you two need?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
|Phone Call|I thought you'd be with Viola by now. She mentioned something about a STAG air-convoy.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
|Phone Call|Skyjack it...I thought that was obvious.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
|Phone Call|Viola has her own jet. Would you like me to tell her to get it fueled and ready?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
|Phone Call|Of course I'm useful.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Sonic Gun"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here we go, some high-tech weapon thing.
|Playa - Female 2|I have not seen technology like this before. It might work.
|Playa - Female 3|This might have enough power to blast through the door...
|Playa - Male 1  |Found this strange piece of tech. Might be able to blast through the door with it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, got some high-tech gun thing here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Some sort of gun here... Might be able to blast open the door.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Suko|Then use it so we can land these things already.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Steal Plane"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Great place for a plane!
|Playa - Female 2|An airplane. That will work nicely.
|Playa - Female 3|Nothing wrong with a little skyjacking.
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like I'm stealing a plane after all.
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, I'll land in the plane...
|Playa - Male 3  |How convenient...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Tank Health"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Quit shooting my tank.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm, taking a lot of damage.
|Playa - Female 3|The tank's not looking so hot...
|Playa - Male 1  |Tank's taking a beating.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hope this thing holds up...
|Playa - Male 3  |Tank's taking a beating.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hold together, baby.
|Playa - Female 2|They are determined to destroy this tank.
|Playa - Female 3|Not now, dammit!
|Playa - Male 1  |This could be going better...
|Playa - Male 2  |Keep together, baby...
|Playa - Male 3  |Really not good...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ok, getting worried...
|Playa - Female 2|I don't think this tank can take much more.
|Playa - Female 3|Can't SOMETHING go according to plan?
|Playa - Male 1  |Ok, now I'm a little worried.
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, little worried...
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold together, girl...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 VTOL Hit"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You were not clear for a flyby!
|Playa - Female 2|That was too close.
|Playa - Female 3|Hope that doesn't happen again.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit that was close.
|Playa - Male 2  |They almost fuckin' hit me!
|Playa - Male 3  |Little too close...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I shouldn't have eaten first...
|Playa - Female 2|I am sitting duck in here!
|Playa - Female 3|This is some messed up shit.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is a fucked up ride.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not a fan of this shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |This is one fucked up ride.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 While Skydiving"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck right!
|Playa - Female 2|Nice day for it.
|Playa - Female 3|WOHOOOO!
|Playa - Male 1  |WHOOOO!
|Playa - Male 2  |Aw yeah, you see that shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |WHOOOO!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

M19[]

{{dialogue|"M19 Arrive At Gates CTE"
|Burt|Heard from my contact in STAG. There are three containers leaking the virus into the air. They'll have to be submerged in water to be neutralized.
|Burt|Think you can handle that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I have the perfect tool for the job, courtesy of STAG.
|Playa - Female 2|No problem Mr. Reynolds. STAG gave me just what I will need.
|Playa - Female 3|Without a doubt. STAG gave me the solution.
|Playa - Male 1  |Mayor Reynolds, STAG gave me just the tool I need...
|Playa - Male 2  |I picked up somethin' from STAG that can do the job.
|Playa - Male 3  |Mayor Reynolds, STAG gave me just the tool I need...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Suko|Let's split up. I'll start clearing the way while you hit those containers.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You've never seen a zombie movie, have you...
|Playa - Female 2|You call me when you are in trouble, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|You're gonna take the lead for once?
|Playa - Male 1  |Great...nothing bad can happen now...
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't know if that's such a good idea...
|Playa - Male 3  |Isn't that violating one of the sacred rules of horror movies...?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Blasting"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on, go!
|Playa - Female 1|Don't disappoint Burt.
|Playa - Female 1|Go that way already.
|Playa - Female 1|Next time I send Pierce to do this.
|Playa - Female 1|Swim, dammit!
|Playa - Female 1|This'll take some skill...
|Playa - Female 1|Time for a bath.
|Playa - Female 1|You know where you're going...?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 2|A fire truck might be nice.
|Playa - Female 2|A helicopter would make this easy.
|Playa - Female 2|I need to keep moving...
|Playa - Female 2|It's crude, but effective.
|Playa - Female 2|Just a bit farther...
|Playa - Female 2|The zombies could help a little...
|Playa - Female 2|What was STAG planning with these?
|Playa - Female 2|You can lead the virus to water...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 1  |A little farther...
|Playa - Male 1  |Can't take too much time here...
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, move, dammit.
|Playa - Male 1  |Faster the better.
|Playa - Male 1  |Get outta here!
|Playa - Male 1  |Just have to get this thing to water...
|Playa - Male 1  |That's right, keep going.
|Playa - Male 1  |These things must be heavy.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 2  |Burt Reynolds'll love me for this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't wanna take too long at this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Gotta get these movin'.
|Playa - Male 2  |How much do these fuckers weigh?
|Playa - Male 2  |Just gotta get it to water.
|Playa - Male 2  |Little bit more now...
|Playa - Male 2  |Move!
|Playa - Male 2  |These zombies ain't takin' my town.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Broken Mask"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Viola... are you... getting dizzy...?
|Playa - Female 2|Viola... I'm not feeling good...
|Playa - Female 3|Whoa... I feel kinda sick...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm... um... I'm not feeling so well...
|Playa - Male 2  |Ah... fuck... I'm not feelin' so hot...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm... um... I'm not feeling so well...
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Suko|Let me check your... Shit. The hose on your mask is damaged. There's a Rim Jobs close by; maybe I can fix it there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No argument... here...
|Playa - Female 2|We must... hurrying...
|Playa - Female 3|That would be... good...
|Playa - Male 1  |That... sounds like a good idea... Let's hurry...
|Playa - Male 2  |We... better be gettin'... on that...
|Playa - Male 3  |That's... good... Fix... Good...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Brute On Fire"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That could've been worse...
|Playa - Female 2|Anyway, he is dead now.
|Playa - Female 3|At least fire still hurts.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well...that worked.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well...that worked.
|Playa - Male 3  |That was... unexpected.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Brute On"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh come on!
|Playa - Female 2|Brutes are flammable?
|Playa - Female 3|How's he still standing?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is he on fire?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Is he on fire?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Is he on fire?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 cutscene In"
|Player|What are we waiting for?
|Viola|We're not walking in there until you promise to play nice.
|Player|Are you serious?
|Viola|Repeat after me: Don't fuck with the Mayor.
|Player|Look sweetie - I'll fuck with whoever I wanna fuck with.
|Player|I mean, who does this guy think he is?
|Reynolds|Viola - is this the kid you were talking about?
|Player|Burt-fucking-Reynolds?!
|Reynolds|Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
|Player|Sir, I am a huge fan.
|Reynolds|Excuse me, hon.
|Reynolds|Viola says the Saints are the new game in town. If that's the case, I want in.
|Player|Uh, yeah, great! What do you need?
|Reynolds|I got a zombie problem that I want -
|Viola|Wait, a WHAT problem?
|Reynolds|Playa - Zombies.
|Oleg|You mean metaphorically - the celebrity obsessed, media drugged masses, yes?
|Reynolds|This ain't Los Angeles.
|Player|I'll tell you about it later.
|Viola|You knew about this?
|Reynolds|So what do you say, kid?
|Player|Undead clean-up ain't exactly in our wheelhouse, but we'll give it a whirl.
|Player|Aren't you worried about pissing off STAG?
|Reynolds|You're acting like I never had to outsmart a paramilitary organization before! Call me when it's done.
|Player|Oh my God, this guy's fucking awesome!
|Viola|Stop being a fanboy.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 cutscene Out"
|Monica|Commander, what the hell are you doing?!
|Cyrus|There have been some... complications, Senator.
|Monica|Complications?! Don't talk to me about complications--I want results!
|Cyrus|You want results? Then authorize the use of the Daedalus!
|Monica|Even if Congress got onboard, Homeland Security would never allow it! This is out of control. I am coming to Steelport!
|Cyrus|Playa - Zombies and Monica Hughes--?
|Cyrus|Shit.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Drive 1"
|Suko|What's the plan here?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gas masks go on, chemicals get neutralized, zombies get killed.
|Playa - Female 2|We put on the gas masks, and kill the zombies. And neutralize the chemicals, of course.
|Playa - Female 3|It's not so bad. We get our gas masks on, find and neutralize the chemicals, and destroy anyone in our way.
|Playa - Male 1  |Simple enough. Put on gas masks, find the chemicals, neutralize them, and kill anyone in our way, alive or dead.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gonna run around wearin' a gas mask and kill some fuckin' zombies.
|Playa - Male 3  |Use the masks to find the chemicals, and kill anyone who tries to stop us. Simple, really.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Suko|But for killing these... zombies. What's the plan for that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shoot them until they stop moving.
|Playa - Female 2|Shot guns are said to work. So are lawn mowers. Or frying pans. I'm not picky.
|Playa - Female 3|Whatevs. I'm flexible.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm not picky, as long as they stop moving.
|Playa - Male 2  |Use bullets?
|Playa - Male 3  |Shoot 'em till they stop moving.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Finish the Job Call"
|Burt|Tell me there won't be any problems.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Another container or two and there won't.
|Playa - Female 2|There will be no problems. We have just a few containers to go.
|Playa - Female 3|No problems here, Mr. Mayor. Almost done.
|Playa - Male 1  |Couple more containers to go, Mayor.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just a few to go, Mayor.
|Playa - Male 3  |Couple more containers to go, Mayor.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Burt|Good. You get this done and you can count on the Steelport Municipality to back the Saints. SWAT teams, favors from the police chief, a little help from me personally...whatever you need, you'll get.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're an absolute gentleman, Mayor Reynolds.
|Playa - Female 2|Mayor Reynolds, it will be my pleasure to report a job well done.
|Playa - Female 3|Help from you personally? We'll take care of it, Mayor Burt.
|Playa - Male 1  |Mayor Reynolds, I'll let you know when it's done.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll let you know when it's all good, sir.
|Playa - Male 3  |Mayor Reynolds, I'll let you know when it's done.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 First Container Done"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|One...
|Playa - Female 2|Easy enough. Now for the next one.
|Playa - Female 3|That was nothing.
|Playa - Male 1  |That was easy enough.
|Playa - Male 2  |That was easier than I thought.
|Playa - Male 3  |That was easy enough.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Flatbed Truck"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get in, we're taking it with us.
|Playa - Female 2|How nice. We can leave in that truck.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's get this truck out of here.
|Playa - Male 1  |We can drive this thing out on the truck.
|Playa - Male 2  |We can drive this outta here on the truck.
|Playa - Male 3  |We can drive this thing out on the truck.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Suko|Are you sure this is a good idea?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No, but that never stops me.
|Playa - Female 2|Of course. My plans always work, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Define "good idea".
|Playa - Male 1  |Maybe.
|Playa - Male 2  |Eh. Good enough.
|Playa - Male 3  |Not in the slightest.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Found Hose in Rim Jobs"
|Suko|Got it!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fix it, fix it!
|Playa - Female 2|Fix it! Hurry!
|Playa - Female 3|Now fix it, dammit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, get it fixed.
|Playa - Male 2  |About fucking time!
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright, get it fixed.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Suko|Oh just relax...
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Help Me Call"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Talk to me, Viola.
|Playa - Female 2|Viola, you are...
|Playa - Female 3|Viola, how you---
|Playa - Male 1  |Viola, how's it...
|Playa - Male 2  |Viola, how ya doin'...
|Playa - Male 3  |Viola, how's it...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Suko|Help me, they're everywhere!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why am I not surprised...
|Playa - Female 2|Predictable. I will be right there.
|Playa - Female 3|That figures. Hang on!
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, I'm coming.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't panic. I'm comin'!
|Playa - Male 3  |Hang in there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Hold Off Zombies Rim Jobs"
|Suko|I'll look around for that hose. You hold them off.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This should... be fun...
|Playa - Female 2|No problem... I will be... shooting the middle one....
|Playa - Female 3|Oh sure... because I'm feeling like a million bucks.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh sure... piece of cake...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah... no problem...
|Playa - Male 3  |What could possibly go wrong...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Hurry Up in Rim Jobs 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Found anything?
|Playa - Female 2|You have it... yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Why is this taking so long?
|Playa - Male 1  |Can we hurry this up?
|Playa - Male 2  |Think you can... hurry up a little?
|Playa - Male 3  |Can we hurry this up?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Suko|Still looking...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Faster is better.
|Playa - Female 2|Wrong answer...
|Playa - Female 3|Everything looks... purple...
|Playa - Male 1  |Look faster...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm dyin' here... sorta...
|Playa - Male 3  |Faster...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Hurry Up in Rim Jobs 2"
|Suko|This isn't right...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's a problem... I'm getting... hungry...
|Playa - Female 2|If I don't... Tell Pierce... his zombie...
|Playa - Female 3|So... hungry... for... brains?
|Playa - Male 1  |Any day now... these bodies are looking... tasty.
|Playa - Male 2  |Braaii- *cough* Dammit it Viola, hurry up!
|Playa - Male 3  |Any day now... these bodies are looking... tasty.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Jump Truck"
|Suko|Wait, are you going to...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jump? Of course.
|Playa - Female 2|Nothing to be worrying about. Just hold on.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeee-haw!
|Playa - Male 1  |Yep. Hold on...
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold on...
|Playa - Male 3  |Course I am. Hang on!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not sure this was the best idea...
|Playa - Female 2|Did I really agree to fight zombies?
|Playa - Female 3|Was this was a mistake?
|Playa - Male 1  |Maybe I should have thought this through.
|Playa - Male 2  |Maybe I shoulda thought about this a little more...
|Playa - Male 3  |This wasn't one of my better ideas...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Suko|It's too late now, you don't back out after agreeing to something with the mayor.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I could never let Burt down.
|Playa - Female 2|With anyone else that would not matter, but for Burt...
|Playa - Female 3|You're right. Can't let Burt down.
|Playa - Male 1  |You're right... I can't let Burt down.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's right, Burt's countin' on me.
|Playa - Male 3  |I will never let Burt Reynolds down as long as I live.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Suko|{{*}}sigh*
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 More Zombie Killing 1"
|Suko|It's unbeliveable...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Cleaning up zombies for Burt Reynolds? Yeah, I know.
|Playa - Female 2|What? That you are starring in your own personal horror movie?
|Playa - Female 3|That society is on the brink of collapse?
|Playa - Male 1  |How fucked up this is?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't believe you're livin' a zombie invasion?
|Playa - Male 3  |How frail the human life is?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Suko|No, that we never thought of manufacturing zombie gas...the Morningstar could have made a killing....
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 More Zombie Killing 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Phillipe ever think about running for mayor?
|Playa - Female 2|Why didn't Loren take over the Mayor's office?
|Playa - Female 3|So why didn't Loren try to take over Burt's position?
|Playa - Male 1  |So why didn't Loren try to take the mayor's office?
|Playa - Male 2  |How come Loren never got control of the Mayor's office?
|Playa - Male 3  |So why didn't Loren try to take the mayor's office?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Suko|Too much politics. Besides, he wasn't about to go up against Mayor Reynolds.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Makes sense...
|Playa - Female 2|The Mayor is really that formidable?
|Playa - Female 3|Only a madman would.
|Playa - Male 1  |First smart move he made...
|Playa - Male 2  |Didn't think he was that smart.
|Playa - Male 3  |No sane man would.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Phone Call|You should head to the mayor's office.
|Playa - Female 2|Alright, why?
|Phone Call|Because when a man like him asks for a meeting, it's best not to keep him waiting.
|Playa - Female 2|He asked for a meeting? With who?
|Phone Call|With the Saints.
|Playa - Female 2|And he just called you out of the blue?
|Phone Call|My sister and I worked with him several times. He knows we get results.
|Playa - Female 2|And what are we getting results on?
|Phone Call|I'm sure he'll tell you when we get there.
|Playa - Female 2|You trust him?
|Phone Call|He's a powerful man in a powerful position. And he's unhappy with STAG's presence in Steelport.
|Playa - Female 2|Well that last part's reason enough for me.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Phone Call|Perfect. I've just set up a meeting for you with the mayor.
|Playa - Male 2  |Should I care?
|Phone Call|He's one of the most influential men in Steelport. Why wouldn't you?
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't take gettin' told what to do well. Thought you'd have figured that out by now.
|Phone Call|Having the mayor on our side would be an advantage for the Saints.
|Playa - Male 2  |But I won't be his bitch.
|Phone Call|You're right, you won't be. He knows how the game is played.
|Playa - Male 2  |As long as he does, I'm cool with meeting him.
|Phone Call|Good.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Phone Call|Do you know who came to us for help?
|Playa - Female 3|No.
|Phone Call|The mayor of Steelport.
|Playa - Female 3|What's the mayor want with the Saints?
|Phone Call|Don't know, don't care...it's a great opportunity.
|Playa - Female 3|So you volunteered us?
|Phone Call|I told him we'd meet to discuss the problem.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't know if we have time for that. Not with STAG...
|Phone Call|He's an important man. Even the Syndicate respects him.
|Playa - Female 3|Alright...set it up...
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Playa - Female 1|Tell me everything's quiet and we have time to take a day off.
|Phone Call|Hardly. You have a meeting with the mayor coming up soon.
|Playa - Female 1|Mayor? When did I make that meeting?
|Phone Call|You didn't. I did.
|Playa - Female 1|What for?
|Phone Call|Phillipe worked with the mayor for years, I thought the Saints would like the same opportunity.
|Playa - Female 1|He worth helping?
|Phone Call|He's the mayor. Believe me, he's worth it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |Viola, thanks for the...
|Phone Call|Make sure you aren't late.
|Playa - Male 1  |Excuse me?
|Phone Call|To meet the mayor.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold it, what's going on?
|Phone Call|The mayor needs our help.
|Playa - Male 1  |Why would we help him? Who cares about...
|Phone Call|The mayor is one of the most powerful men in Steelport. Don't just dismiss him.
|Playa - Male 1  |And we should just jump when he says?
|Phone Call|If it'll get us on his good side, yes.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm trusting you on this, Viola.
|Phone Call|You should.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|Let me know when you're on your way.
|Playa - Male 3  |On my way? Where?
|Phone Call|For your meeting with the mayor.
|Playa - Male 3  |First I've heard of it.
|Phone Call|Right, I hadn't called you yet.
|Playa - Male 3  |So what's this meeting about?
|Phone Call|I don't know, but he said there's a problem that STAG's dragging their feet on so hes looking for outside contractors...
|Playa - Male 3  |How's he have your number?
|Phone Call|I've dealt with the man before. He's a powerful connection to have in Steelport.
|Playa - Male 3  |If you say so.
|Phone Call|You'll see.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|Are you ready to meet the mayor?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|I left the message with Kinzie. Guess you called me first.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|The mayor is asking for the Saints' help. I told him we'd meet to discuss it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|I've always had a great deal of respect for him.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|Having someone like him on our side would strengthen the Saints in this city.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|I'm sure you won't regret it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 See Zombie Brute"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wrong turn!
|Playa - Female 2|This can't be good.
|Playa - Female 3|Fuckin zombies.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh fuck me...
|Playa - Male 2  |Great. A giant fuckin' zombie.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh fuck me...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Take Sample Call"
|Oleg|I think we could utilize this virus to fight our enemies. All we need is a sample before you destroy it all.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|As a former patient zero, you're the last one I expected that from.
|Playa - Female 2|That would be risky, Oleg. This virus could kill more than just our enemies.
|Playa - Female 3|Fuck no. Are you insane?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oleg, I'm not making a shitty problem worse by letting it out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oleg...you want me to double cross the Bandit?
|Playa - Male 3  |Are you daft? That's going to make the problem worse.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Oleg|I'm saying the Saints could create zombies to fight with us, overwhelming our enemies with a tide of flesh.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|But you do have a point...
|Playa - Female 2|Interesting. Why didn't I think of that?
|Playa - Female 3|Tide of flesh you say...
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, ok that's fucking cool.
|Playa - Male 2  |You mean... That's like... Holy fucking shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |That's not a bad thought...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|There's still a truck of containers left.|Suko, "M19 Third Container"}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Viola Rescued"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Never split up when zombies are involved.
|Playa - Female 2|Now stay close. I shouldn't have to rescue you again.
|Playa - Female 3|Rule #17 in a zombie apocalypse: Stay together!
|Playa - Male 1  |See? Splitting up -- Bad.
|Playa - Male 2  |I knew splittin' up wasn't a good idea.
|Playa - Male 3  |What did I tell you? Splitting up -- Bad.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Suko|Well I was going to say thanks...
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Zombie Killing 1"
|Suko|Can you even kill something that's dead?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Undead.
|Playa - Female 2|Philosophically, I will ask Oleg. In the meantime, we shall experiment.
|Playa - Female 3|They're still moving. They're not dead, just... weird and stuff.
|Playa - Male 1  |If they're moving, they ain't dead. They're just... fucked up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Anything that's not moving is dead enough for me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Put enough bullets in anything and it'll stop moving eventually.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Suko|How scientific.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Zombie Killing 3"
|Suko|Dammit, I keep getting pieces of these things on me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm burning this outfit when I get home...
|Playa - Female 2|It is part of the job.
|Playa - Female 3|Bet I don't smell too great either.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm going to need a shower after all this.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm sure some people are into that sort of thing.
|Playa - Male 3  |I need a bath.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Zombie Killing 4"
|Suko|How are you so calm about this?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What, zombies? They're always the same; squishy when shot.
|Playa - Female 2|A zombie is a zombie. It's nothing special.
|Playa - Female 3|Practice?
|Playa - Male 1  |Eh, see one zombie, you've seen 'em all....
|Playa - Male 2  |It's just zombies. They're all pretty much the same.
|Playa - Male 3  |Old hat by now.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Suko|Like you've ever dealt with a zombie before.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So you haven't been talking to Kinzie? Good...
|Playa - Female 2|You must not be familar with voodoo.
|Playa - Female 3|Two actually...
|Playa - Male 1  |Actually, I had this friend once named Lin...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, there was Lin, back in Stilwater.
|Playa - Male 3  |Usually they're on my side.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Suko|What?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I didn't say anything...
|Playa - Female 2|It's a strange world, Viola.
|Playa - Female 3|I didn't say anything...
|Playa - Male 1  |Nevermind.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kind of a long story.
|Playa - Male 3  |...nothing.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

M20[]

{{quote|Anna, "M20 Breaking News Boat"|More breaking news. Blood has chummed the water of Steelport as two boats lost control within minutes of each other, resulting in the deaths of the drivers, other boaters, and party-goers on a nearby pier. Is this a boating stunt gone horribly wrong... or is Death smothing out a wrinkle in his deisgn. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.
}}

{{quote|Breaking News. Minutes ago, Mad Mangler Merle Roberts, a Luchador slated to compete in the upcoming Murderbrawl 31, ran over several pedestrians in what witnesses say was a rage induced vehicular massacre. His body is being pulled out of the fiery wreckage as his career ended... at a dead end. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.|Anna, "M20 Breaking News Car"}}

{{quote|This just in. It was shades of the great bootlegger recall of aught 7, as yet another mechanical failure resulted in a fatal mid-air helicopter crash. Citizens of Steelport, a word of advice: pull over now. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.|Anna, "M20 Breaking News Heli"}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Controlling Helicopter"
|Angel|Convenient. There's another helicopter you can use to crash into Trashcan's.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's like someone's planning this out for me...
|Playa - Female 2|Very convenient.
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta love coincidences.
|Playa - Male 1  |Funny how that always works out...
|Playa - Male 2  |Would've been surprised if there wasn't...
|Playa - Male 3  |Someone must be looking out for me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Crashing First Boat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is how a torpedo does it.
|Playa - Female 2|And now for the torpedo...
|Playa - Female 3|Time to drop the torpedo...
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, torpedo time.
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to get my torpedo on...
|Playa - Male 3  |Torpedoes away!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|The boat has torpedoes?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why would the boat have... wait, I'm ending this conversation here...
|Playa - Female 2|Who needs torpedoes? I have a boat.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't take everything so literally.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm using the boat as a torpedo, it doesn't... you know, nevermind...
|Playa - Male 2  |Not actual torpedos, I mean... Just forget I said anything.
|Playa - Male 3  |What? No. I meant the boat was a torpedo because we--y'know what. Forget it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 cutscene In"
|Playa|Alright, I am done fucking around, I want Killbane.
|Viola|You wanna hurt Killbane, you gotta hurt his reputation.
|Shaundi|So, what, humiliate him?
|Playa|Can't we just kill the bastard?
|Viola|Take Killbane's mask and all that's left is Eddie Pryor. It's worse than killing him.
|Playa|This is more Angel's thing.
|Viola|Killbane would never agree to fight Angel.
|Playa|He's more scared of Angel than me?
|Shaundi|No offense, but you're kinda ridiculous.
|Pierce|Relax--you gonna look hot in a Speedo.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 cutscene Out"
|Killbane|Ladies and gentlemen...the Stilwater Butcher has graced us with their presence.
|Playa|You wanna fight the best, you fight me.
|Killbane|The best? The best is beating Sway the Spider-God in a Tijuana Scaffold Match. The best is defending the world title 13 times in one night. The best is winning a last man standing match with two broken legs...Trust me little Icarus: you're flying too close to the sun.
|Playa|Oh my God, quit being a bitch and put your mask up.
|Killbane|If you wanna be broken by The Walking Apocalypse I will gladly oblige you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Explain Second Target"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next on the list is?
|Playa - Female 2|Who is the next target?
|Playa - Female 3|Who's the next to go?
|Playa - Male 1  |Who's next?
|Playa - Male 2  |Next on the list?
|Playa - Male 3  |Who's next?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Angel|Christopher 'The Clubber' Johnson. He should be on his boat now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We talking dance bars or seals here?
|Playa - Female 2|I think The Clubber is about to throw his last party.
|Playa - Female 3|Clubbing what? Actually, don't answer that.
|Playa - Male 1  |No wonder there's no seals around here...
|Playa - Male 2  |This guy play Cricket or something?
|Playa - Male 3  |Surrounded by baby seals?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 First Boat Takeover"
|Interrogation|Why isn't this thing turning off?
|Interrogation|Who the hell's driving the boat?
}}

{{quote|Let's get to the press conf... hey, what's wrong with this car?|Interrogation, "M20 First Car Controlled"}}

{{dialogue|"M20 First Car Hitting People"
|Interrogation|Oh God! I didn't do that!
|Interrogation|This damn thing's possessed!
|Interrogation|There goes my career...
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 First Luchadore"
|Angel|That Luchador heading towards that car is Mad Mangler Merle Roberts.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Mad Mangler? That must be one pissed off Luchador.
|Playa - Female 2|He will amuse himself by leaving a trail of twisted corpses as he drives.
|Playa - Female 3|Mad Mangler? He got anger issues or something?
|Playa - Male 1  |Mad Mangler, huh? So running over a bunch of people is probably his hobby.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sounds like a ruthless fucker.
|Playa - Male 3  |Mad Mangler? Do I need to be worried he'll send me back in a box?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Angel|Actually, he's pretty laid back.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then people can blame this on Roid Rage.
|Playa - Female 2|Good luck convincing the press of that.
|Playa - Female 3|Compared to Killbane or normal people?
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine, Roid Rage then. Work with me here, Angel...
|Playa - Male 2  |Even laid back people gotta snap sometime.
|Playa - Male 3  |Throw me a bone at least...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Uh oh, Merle's losing control...
|Playa - Female 2|The Mad Mangler is about to retire.
|Playa - Female 3|Time for a big finish.
|Playa - Male 1  |Time for an explosive finale
|Playa - Male 2  |Now for the big finish...
|Playa - Male 3  |And now the grand finale.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 First One Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Roids are bad for your health, Merle.
|Playa - Female 2|I could do this all day.
|Playa - Female 3|See what happens when you're not careful!
|Playa - Male 1  |He should've laid off the juice.
|Playa - Male 2  |Roid Rage claims another victim.
|Playa - Male 3  |Steroids are bad for you, kids.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Flight Conversation 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why wouldn't Killbane fight you?
|Playa - Female 2|You are certain that Killbane won't agree to fight you?
|Playa - Female 3|Sounds like Killbane doesn't wanna mess with you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Is Killbane really that afraid of you?
|Playa - Male 2  |What's the story with you and Killbane?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is Killbane really that afraid of you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Angel|He knows I'm better than him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So he'll fight me instead?
|Playa - Female 2|But he will agree to fight me?
|Playa - Female 3|What about me?
|Playa - Male 1  |And you think he'll fight me?
|Playa - Male 2  |So that means I gotta fight him?
|Playa - Male 3  |And you think he'll fight me?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Angel|If there's no more contenders he'll have to.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Or, and stay with me on this, we kill him.
|Playa - Female 2|Good. But I still think killing him would be much simpler.
|Playa - Female 3|Why don't we just kill him already?
|Playa - Male 1  |Be easier just to kill him.
|Playa - Male 2  |Here's an idea; let's just kill him.
|Playa - Male 3  |I say we just kill him.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Angel|Easier? Yes. But nothing worth doing is easy. When you raise Killbane's mask to the screaming crowd...you'll know you made the right choice.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm usually ok with just death...
|Playa - Female 2|I am trusting you on this one.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll never understand you two.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll take your word for it.
|Playa - Male 2  |I dunno, death's pretty shitty too.
|Playa - Male 3  |If you say so.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Flight Conversation 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You boost signals on RC guns often?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I am really liking this device.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm kind of enjoying this RC gun...
|Playa - Male 1  |This thing's pretty fun, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Remote control was a damn good idea, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |This thing's pretty fun, Kinzie.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kinzie|Got bored one night and threw it together.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get a boyfriend... or a girlfriend.
|Playa - Female 2|You would be bored less often if you were getting laid.
|Playa - Female 3|Okay, somebody needs to get laid...
|Playa - Male 1  |You really need to get laid.
|Playa - Male 2  |Get out and get laid sometime, girl.
|Playa - Male 3  |You need to get laid.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kinzie|Electronics are good for that too.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not the same, Kinzie. Not the same...
|Playa - Female 2|Not good enough, I think.
|Playa - Female 3|Stop talking.
|Playa - Male 1  |Wow...
|Playa - Male 2  |I... yeah...
|Playa - Male 3  |Didn't hear that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Flight Conversation 3"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They teach helicopter piloting to all Luchadores?
|Playa - Female 2|You pilot well, Angel. You must fly quite often.
|Playa - Female 3|I didn't know you could fly, Angel.
|Playa - Male 1  |So where'd you learn to fly, Angel?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where'd you learn to handle a chopper, Angel?
|Playa - Male 3  |How'd you learn to fly, Angel?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Angel|I needed to find new ways to challenge and train myself.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And flying a chopper helps this how?
|Playa - Female 2|How does flying challenge you?
|Playa - Female 3|How does flying fit into wrestling?
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't see how flying a chopper helps with that.
|Playa - Male 2  |Flying a chopper helps with training?
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't see how one helps with the other.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Angel|It doesn't. But I had to learn so I could practice jumping out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There's the Angel I know.
|Playa - Female 2|That makes sense.
|Playa - Female 3|How does... y'know what, forget it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Now that makes sense...
|Playa - Male 2  |Makes sense...
|Playa - Male 3  |...right...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Found Right Boat Guy"
|Kinzie|I've tracked The Clubber's cell phone. He isn't on the water, but near it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There's a lot of water here, Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|Where?
|Playa - Female 3|Well that's like the same thing.
|Playa - Male 1  |Any idea where?
|Playa - Male 2  |Need more detail than that, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |Any idea where?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Fourth Luchadore"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I told you STAG has tanks.
|Playa - Female 2|Excellent. Plenty of tanks to choose from.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's... a lot of tanks.
|Playa - Male 2  |Perfect... tanks.
|Playa - Male 3  |Good god...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Fourth One Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Now to piss off the big guy...
|Playa - Female 2|It is time for Killbane and I to have a little chat.
|Playa - Female 3|We're just getting started...
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to pick a fight...
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to say hi to Killbane...
|Playa - Male 3  |Time to pick a fight...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Grab Another Boat"
|Angel|You'll need another boat to crash into the party.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kind of obvious, but thanks.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm on it.
|Playa - Female 3|One step ahead of you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Way ahead of you.
|Playa - Male 2  |That one looks good.
|Playa - Male 3  |Way ahead of you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Heli Takeover"
|Interrogation|What do you want from me, spirit?!
|Interrogation|Great, now my chopper is haunted, too.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Last Target Entering Car"
|Angel|There! He's getting in a car.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Because that'll stop a tank...
|Playa - Female 2|Watch closely. El Presidente is about to be assassinated.
|Playa - Female 3|Easy target. We can take care of this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry...he won't get far.
|Playa - Male 2  |Like that's gonna help his ass.
|Playa - Male 3  |He won't go far.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Mission Start"
|Angel|Kinzie left you that weapon.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, this?
|Playa - Female 2|Yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Weapon? She didn't leave any weapon.
|Playa - Male 1  |What?
|Playa - Male 2  |This thing here?
|Playa - Male 3  |Which?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kinzie|The RC gun. You'll need it to take control of the Luchadores' vehicles.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A rocket launcher would be more practical.
|Playa - Female 2|And those vehicles will cause havoc and kill their drivers.
|Playa - Female 3|Why can't we just kill the guys?
|Playa - Male 1  |Why not just shoot them?
|Playa - Male 2  |Just give me a rifle and I'll shoot the bastards...
|Playa - Male 3  |Can't we just shoot them?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Kinzie|These are supposed to look like accidents, remember?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Details... The range on this gonna work alright?
|Playa - Female 2|Then I will cause accidental havoc.
|Playa - Female 3|Can I use it from all the way up here?
|Playa - Male 1  |Will I be able use it from this high?
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright alright...so hows this thing work?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is it gonna work from up here?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kinzie|{{*}}non commital grunt*
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Reassuring, Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|Trust me, Kinzie. No one will suspect a thing.
|Playa - Female 3|Whatever.
|Playa - Male 1  |Right.
|Playa - Male 2  |Makin' me feel better already...
|Playa - Male 3  |Wonderful.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Not Correct Boat"
|Angel|That... was not his voice.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You said in a boat. Where is he then?
|Playa - Female 2|Ah, well. You are sure he is here, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Is he even here?
|Playa - Male 1  |Well shit... You sure he's here then?
|Playa - Male 2  |I thought this was the place though?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well shit... You sure he's here then?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|Hold on, let me check...
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Phone Call|Something you need?
|Playa - Female 2|A way to stop Killbane. Come to the Broken Shillelagh. We can all talk there.
|Phone Call|All of us? Alright...
|Playa - Female 2|What, don't you like Pierce?
|Phone Call|You try being called "the new girl" all the time and see how you like it. Whatever, I'll be there soon.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Playa - Male 2  |Viola, I need you to meet Pierce and Shaundi at the Broken Shillelagh.
|Phone Call|Is this some sort of team building thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |It's a "plot Killbane's murder" thing.
|Phone Call|I'll be right there.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Playa - Female 3|Spread the word: we're having a war meeting at the Broken Shillelagh.
|Phone Call|What's this about?
|Playa - Female 3|Killbane.
|Phone Call|Be there in 5.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Phone Call|Hello?
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi get a hold of you?
|Phone Call|Look, don't take it the wrong way, but I don't do sports bars.
|Playa - Female 1|We need to work out how we're gonna deal with Killbane, and I want you there.
|Phone Call|OK. I'll see you at the Broken Shillelagh
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |We're waiting too long to go after Killbane.
|Phone Call|I was thinking the same thing. Come to the Broken Shillelagh. We can all talk there.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|Hello?
|Playa - Male 3  |Get the others and come to the Broken Shillelagh...
|Phone Call|I don't do pub food.
|Playa - Male 3  |Too bad, I'm done fucking around.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|Killbane's still out there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
|Phone Call|We all have to be on top of this together.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
|Phone Call|Alright, I'll see you at the Broken Shillelagh
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Second Boat Takeover"
|Interrogation|They promised boating was safe!
|Interrogation|Great, this boat's defective! I want my money back.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Second Luchadore Beach"
|Angel|There, down at that beach party.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A stray boat and a ramp. Perfect.
|Playa - Female 2|It would be a shame if they got hit by a stray boat.
|Playa - Female 3|Dangerous spot. Stray boat could land on you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Dangerous to have a party where a stray boat might land on you.
|Playa - Male 2  |So a stray boat wouldn't be out of the question?
|Playa - Male 3  |Dangerous to have a party where a stray boat might land on you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kinzie|Did you say "stray boat"?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What else would you call it?
|Playa - Female 2|Haven't you heard? Steelport has a stray boat epidemic.
|Playa - Female 3|No I--shut up.
|Playa - Male 1  |Stray, out of control, whatever...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah. Trust me.
|Playa - Male 3  |It happens more than you think.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Second One Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Dangerous to party near the water like that.
|Playa - Female 2|Boats are such dangerous toys.
|Playa - Female 3|Who knew boats were that dangerous.
|Playa - Male 1  |Boats... dangerous things.
|Playa - Male 2  |Who knew boats were so dangerous.
|Playa - Male 3  |Boats... dangerous things.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Angel|Not as dangerous as helicopters. Trashcan Teddy is on a sky-tour of the city.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're kidding, right?
|Playa - Female 2|Good information. You are making this easy.
|Playa - Female 3|Sky-tour?
|Playa - Male 1  |How do you know all this shit?
|Playa - Male 2  |How'd you know that?
|Playa - Male 3  |Sky-tour?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Angel|Know your enemy...know yourself.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 See Boat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hello there, Clubber.
|Playa - Female 2|That must be the boat.
|Playa - Female 3|There.
|Playa - Male 1  |There.
|Playa - Male 2  |There's the boat, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |There.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Angel|He looks different than I remember...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|One too many hits in the ring, maybe.
|Playa - Female 2|No one will recognize him soon.
|Playa - Female 3|Well he's like... far away...
|Playa - Male 1  |His mother won't even recognize him soon.
|Playa - Male 2  |People can change... trust me.
|Playa - Male 3  |His mother won't even recognize him soon.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Signal"
|Kinzie|Great, there goes the signal.
|Kinzie|Signal dropped. What a surprise.
|Kinzie|Told you to keep it close.
|Kinzie|Ugh...
|Kinzie|Um, where'd the signal go?
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 STAG Tank Chatter Start"
|Interrogation|Nobody gave the order to roll out!
|Interrogation|Sir, there's nobody at the controls of that thing.
|Interrogation|Then it's gone rogue...
|Interrogation|Sir...?
|Interrogation|All units, destroy that tank!
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 STAG Tank Radio Chatter"
|Interrogation|We need more firepower on it!
|Interrogation|We stop it before we lose any more men!
|Interrogation|It has a mind of it's own!
|Interrogation|Why is it after us?!
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Start Running Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I think he might hit a few people...
|Playa - Female 2|Let the carnage begin.
|Playa - Female 3|Dance puppets! Dance!
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to clear the sidewalks...
|Playa - Male 2  |People should start runnin'...
|Playa - Male 3  |Time to clear the sidewalks...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Third Luchadore"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whoa, Trashcan just jumped!
|Playa - Female 2|Was that Traschan jumping out?
|Playa - Female 3|Did he jump out?
|Playa - Male 1  |Did he just jump out?
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait, did he just bail out?
|Playa - Male 3  |Did he just jump out?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Angel|No, that was the pilot. Trashcan must be flying now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Damn... well don't get too close.
|Playa - Female 2|Don't lose him.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't lose him.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't lose him.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't let him get too far away.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't lose him.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Angel|I won't.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Third One Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Teddy's headed for the trash now. Next?
|Playa - Female 2|This has been a good day. We have more, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Anyone else still left?
|Playa - Male 1  |That's done. There any more?
|Playa - Male 2  |There goes Teddy...
|Playa - Male 3  |That's done. There any more?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Angel|I've saved the worst for last...El Presidente.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why's he the worst?
|Playa - Female 2|Good, good. What's the complication?
|Playa - Female 3|What's so bad about him?
|Playa - Male 1  |What's the problem?
|Playa - Male 2  |Sounds pretty important.
|Playa - Male 3  |Why?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Angel|He's reached out to STAG for protection...He's afraid that Kilbane will try to kill him before the match.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He's with STAG... STAG has tanks... I don't see a problem here.
|Playa - Female 2|If Kinzie's device can control a tank, STAG will commit a few more atrocities.
|Playa - Female 3|STAG's protection is about to turn on him.
|Playa - Male 1  |He's half right...time to take over a tank: I think STAG's about to cause an accident.
|Playa - Male 2  |Killbane won't get the chance.
|Playa - Male 3  |He's half right...time to take over a tank: I think STAG's about to cause an accident.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Vehicle Almost Too"
|Kinzie|Pull the vehicle back before it's out of range of your controller.
|Kinzie|That's getting too far to control.
|Kinzie|The range is limited on that remote.
|Kinzie|You'll lose control if you don't slow it down.
|Kinzie|You're gonna lose the signal.
}}

M21[]

{{dialogue|"M21 Break In To Commentary"
|Bobby|So where were we, Zach?
|Bobby|What were we talking about again?
|Zach|Don't think I'm forgetting what we were talking about, Bobby.
|Zach|I think there was a point being made.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Break Out Of Commentary"
|Zach|Oh my God!
|Bobby|What a night!
|Bobby|Did you see that, Zach?
|Zach|Unbelievable!
|Bobby|Holy shit!
|Zach|What was that?
|Bobby|I can't believe it!
|Zach|Hold that thought, Bobby!
|Bobby|Amazing!
|Zach|You saw it here, folks!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Call Out Prop"
|Bobby|And the audience is tossing some weapons into the arena.
|Zach|How do our fans get these items in here, Bobby?
|Bobby|BYO Weapon night, is always a favorite at Murderbrawl!
|Zach|Did I just see another weapon dropped in?
|Bobby|The Butcher, getting some help from the fans...
|Zach|More love dropping in from the audience.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Call Out Prop In Ring"
|Bobby|If the Butcher doesn't start using those weapons the audience may riot...
|Zach|The power of raw blunt trauma is just laying on the mat!
|Bobby|That foreign object is just begging to be used...
|Zach|That weapon can change the tide of the match...
|Bobby|Let's hope we get to see some bludgeoning...
|Zach|That's gotta hurt to get hit with!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Chainsaw"
|Zach|On my goodness! Look at the blood fly!
|Bobby|That's as brutal as it can get right there, Bobby!
|Zach|That sound will stick with you.
|Bobby|It's gotta be getting slick on that floor. I gotta get my grandma to get the mop.
|Zach|I hope the audience brought some paper bags, Bobby. It is raining blood!
|Bobby|Look how far that spray went! Towel, please.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Check on Angel"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You gonna make it, Angel?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you still able to fight, Angel?
|Playa - Female 3|Can you fight?
|Playa - Male 1  |Can you fight, Angel?
|Playa - Male 2  |You able to finish this, Angel?
|Playa - Male 3  |You alright, Angel?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Angel|I think I broke my leg... Get in there and kick that bastard's ass... I can hold off these jobbers.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 cutscene In"
|Zach|Tonight's been a great night and it's not slowing up, Bobby!
|Bobby|An incredible night, Zach, and now it's time for the main event.
|Zach|There he is, Bobby - Eddie "Killbane" Pryor, The Walking Apocalypse himself. You can't help but wonder how the Stilwater Butcher can compete.
|Bobby|I'll tell you Zach - this psycho is a complete whackjob. You know, when this guy came out of the womb he literally choked out the doctor with his own umbilical cord, he's that fucking sick.
|Playa|I'll be ringside, keeping Luchadores off your ass while you finish Killbane. Good luck, man.
|Zach|Well, there it is Bobby - the Saints, receiving no love here...
|Bobby|Not at all - it is raining hate down where they are. And of course it is; afterr what their capo did to Stilwater, they're lucky their fans aren't knifing them on their way to the ring!
|Bobby|WAIT, OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT - IT'S ANGEL DE LAMUERTE!
|Zach|Angel De LaMuerte: the 2nd half of The Pale Riders; sometimes regarded as the Herald of the Walking Apocalypse; the youngest wrestler to ever win the Super K Cup is here in the Steelport Arena!
|Bobby|History is writing itself tonight, Zach! After his questionable loss to Killbane years ago, Angel dropped off the face of the Earth. If you're a fan of Murderbrawl, this is shaping up to be the best night of your life.
|Zach|I can't wait, let's do it!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 cutscene Out"
|Zach|You gotta love it - against all odds, the Saints are still standing!
|Bobby|What a night, Zach. What. A. Night.
|Goon|Killbane, it's just a match...
|Killbane|It's my fucking reputation!
|Killbane|This is my city! I am its Caesar!
|Killbane|...and I get to fiddle while it burns...
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 cutscene Zscene01"
|Bobby|OH MY GOD Angel is out of the ring!
|Zach|This is punishing to watch, the Luchadores are man handling Angel.
|Bobby|He's getting kicked around like a sack full of dead puppies.
|Zach|Wait, the Butcher of Stilwater is making his way towards Angel.
|Bobby|How much can one person do to-
|Bobby|OH MY GOD A CHAINSAW!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 cutscene Zscene02"
|Playa|Ready for your close up?
|Killbane|Wait! I'll give you the secret of the ApocoFist, just leave me my mask!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 cutscene Zscene03"
|Playa|Smile Killbane, we're going nationwide.
|Killbane|NO!
|Zach|It's shades of Angel De LaMuerte, as Killbane has been demasked!
|Bobby|We have seen the face of the Walking Apocalypse and to be honest, it's a man with a receding hair line
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 cutscene Zscene04"
|Playa|You want mercy? Tap out.
|Bobby|HOLY SH-T! KILLBANE HAS TAPPED OUT!
|Zach|The Walking Apocolypse has let his arms be broken without submitting, but the Stilwater Butcher has done the impossible!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Defend Angel"
|Zach|A fatal flaw in the Luchadores' plan, Bobby. They didn't account for the Murderbrawl Chainsaw.
|Bobby|It was a desperate move for a desperate time, but it looks like the gamble has paid off.
|Zach|Now this is what people came here to see! The Butcher of Stilwater on an unstoppable rampage!
|Bobby|Killbane can't be happy to see this.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Failed QTE"
|Bobby|Oh, that had to hurt the Stilwater Butcher!
|Bobby|A rookie mistake in the ring!
|Bobby|Ouch! I felt that one up here, Zach.
|Bobby|Killbane's all over the Stilwater Butcher!
|Bobby|Another devastating hit from Killbane!
|Bobby|That one had to break some bones.
|Bobby|How can he take this punishement?
|Bobby|A miss for the Butcher!
|Bobby|Botched spot from the Rookie...
|Bobby|How did Killbane dodge that hit?
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Fight Killbane"
|Zach|Well, it looks like people are going to see the fight they paid for, as the Butcher of Stilwater stands toe to toe with Killbane.
|Bobby|Now this is classic Saints tactics: use someone to weaken up the opponent then swoop on in for the kill.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 First Killbane Out of Ring"
|Zach|And Killbane goes sailing out of the ring!
|Bobby|But wait, he's already heading back in!
|Zach|Looks like the Stilwater Butcher isn't getting a moments rest tonight.
|Bobby|That's right, Zach. There are no free rides against the Walking Apocalypse.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 First Killswitch Blocked"
|Zach|He dodged it! Here comes the reversal!
|Bobby|Look at the brutality from the Butcher!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Killbane Plays to Crowd"
|Zach|Oh, here we go! Killbane really has this crowd worked up!
|Zach|Now he's working the ring.
|Zach|Let's see if the Butcher gets up.
|Zach|The Saints can't be happy with that one.
|Zach|I can't imagine the pain that Saint is in.
|Zach|Oh, yeah! The crowd seems to be fueling Killbane here.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Killswitch Coming"
|Bobby|And here comes the Killswitch...
|Bobby|Another Killswitch...
|Bobby|The charge again...
|Bobby|There he goes...
|Bobby|Can he land the Killswitch...
|Bobby|Killbane winds up...
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Main Event Fight"
|Zach|This is it, folks. Two giants in the field of destruction facing off for our entertainment. Does it get any better than this?
|Bobby|No, it doesn't. Though only one of these two has the good sense to leave the violence in the ring. Let's all remember how the Stilwater Butcher got the name. Our support goes out to the people of Stilwater for the deaths caused by the Saints.
|Zach|I think you'd have to be naive to believe a giant like Killbane hasn't thrown in a few punches outside the ropes, Bobby.
|Bobby|Not like the punches being thrown in here tonight, Zach. Both of our contenders seem to be out for blood. Killbane isn't bowing down to the Butcher anytime soon.
|Zach|But this celebrity of the streets isn't making it easy on Killbane. There seems to be something more going on than two world-renown titans wishing to settle who rules the mountaintop.
|Bobby|No matter who wins tonight, someone is going home with crushed dreams and internal bleeding. The crowd can't get enough of the carnage, and quite frankly, Zach, neither can I...
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Main Event Start"
|Killbane|I already beat your champion... now, kneel before The Walking Apocalypse.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm not leaving here without your fucking mask.
|Playa - Female 2|I could have killed you a dozen times. I let you live to humiliate you here.
|Playa - Female 3|Forget it.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm gonna rip that mask off your fucking face.
|Playa - Male 2  |Bro, I'm gonna fuck. You. Up.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm gonna bend that knee of yours the opposite direction.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Killbane|When I'm through with you, you'll be begging for me to kill you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Match Commentary 1"
|Zach|Alright Bobby, this is a classic match up: speed vs power, youth vs age, brains vs brawn.
|Bobby|No, an uninvolved Luchador stabbed Angel. I saw it.
|Zach|Who we saw Killbane give a bag full of money to.
|Bobby|Let's not get into an argument over who paid who to stab someone. That's ridiculous. The point is this, Bobby: The Walking Apocalypse is at the top of his game.
|Zach|You can't discount Angel De LaMuerte. He has an indominable spirit, or need I remind you of his match against Axel "The Wolf" Shepherd. Remember that one?
|Bobby|Yes, I do remember, and Shepherd did not have the speed or power that Killbane has, it's no contest and you know it.
|Zach|Wait a minute, what about his Carthaginian Chain match with Beartrap Calhoun.
|Bobby|That was a helluva match, no doubt about it, Bobby... but if Killbane lands one punch with his ApocaFist it's all over.
|Zach|I hate to admit it Bobby, but your right... the ApocaFist is a devistating weapon that could only be legal in MurderBrawl...
|Bobby|Well, you know, the fact that these two were tag team partners really adds another layer to the whole dimension. They trained together, they know what to expect. One wrong move can end the entire match, and you gotta wonder if Angel is gonna be able to keep his cool.
|Zach|You're right Bobby, the last time these two fought, Angel lost his mask to Killbane... the greatest mark of shame in the Lucha Libre world. It's been years, that had to be eating away at him.
|Bobby|And that's exactly the weakness Killbane will be able to capitalize on to win.
|Zach|Killbane was as shocked as the rest of us to see Angel back in the ring. There's no way he's operating at one-hundred percent, Bobby.
|Bobby|What, are you kidding me? Killbane beat Angel before.
|Zach|Wait a minute, Bobby. Killbane cheated before.
|Bobby|Allegedly cheated.
|Zach|He stabbed him 13 times while the ref wasn't even looking...
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's get the crowd going.
|Playa - Female 2|Time to put on a show.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm comin', Angel.
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to get to work...
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's fuck some shit up...
|Playa - Male 3  |Time to get to work...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Zach|Alright and here we go... And here's the Bucher of Stilwater, swaggering in...
|Bobby|Ya know it's interesting, I never would have pegged Angel De LaMuerte for a Saints supporter. It goes to show ya that anything can happen at Murderbrawl.
|Zach|...and speaking of suprises, here comes the Luchadores in force!
|Bobby|This has just turned into a lumberjack match from hell!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pick Up Dildo Bat"
|Bobby|Look at this, the Stilwater Butcher has found this evening's weapon of choice, wielding that bat with the ease of a two dollar Philipino whore.
|Zach|You said it Bobby. Hey, let's check out the action from the Leather and Lace "Dildo cam": Leather & Lace, where you can find all your BDSM needs.
|Bobby|Yessir, my wife's favorite place to shop, in fact.
|Zach|Then don't forget to take one home for her, ok?
|Bobby|She already has two.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Phone Call|Don't worry about me, I'm ready.
|Playa - Female 2|Who said I was worried?
|Phone Call|Then why the call?
|Playa - Female 2|Just wanted to wish you luck.
|Phone Call|This won't be luck, but thanks.
|Playa - Female 2|Also, don't worry about the Luchadores. I'll keep them out of that ring.
|Phone Call|Who said I was worried?
|Playa - Female 2|Now you're just being cocky.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Playa - Male 2  |You're gonna fuck Killbane up tonight.
|Phone Call|He'll never expect it, either.
|Playa - Male 2  |Neither will the crowd.
|Phone Call|You're not going to miss the pop of my career, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |No worries, I'm gonna be makin' sure you don't get disturbed during your match.
|Phone Call|In a fair fight, Killbane has no chance of winning.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh I got faith in you.
|Phone Call|Good, then let's get ready.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Playa - Female 3|Anything you need before the big fight?
|Phone Call|I've been ready for years.
|Playa - Female 3|Head on over to the arena. I'll meet you there.
|Phone Call|Killbane will have his men interfere. I need you to be ready.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm on it.
|Phone Call|Good. One on one he has no chance to take me down again.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's hope you're right.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Playa - Female 1|How's my favorite wrestler?
|Phone Call|Looking forward to revenge.
|Playa - Female 1|That's what I want to hear.
|Phone Call|You know he's gonna try to cheat, right?
|Playa - Female 1|I'll make sure the fight's only between you two.
|Phone Call|I almost feel bad for him.
|Playa - Female 1|Don't bother, he isn't worth the thought.
|Phone Call|I said almost.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |Angel, you ready for the match?
|Phone Call|Been waiting a long time for this.
|Playa - Male 1  |He won't be able to pull his same old shit when I'm watching your back.
|Phone Call|Thank you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey man, you saved me the trouble.
|Phone Call|I hope you don't feel like the tiger training was wasted.
|Playa - Male 1  |I think I got enough out of it...
|Phone Call|Good! When we're done with Killbane, we'll move on to bees.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|It's almost time for the show.
|Playa - Male 3  |You gotta be excited...
|Phone Call|Believe me, I am. Thank you for this opportunity. I owe you one.
|Playa - Male 3  |You kick Killbane's ass all over that ring and we're even.
|Phone Call|His Luchadores will still be a problem.
|Playa - Male 3  |You let me worry about that.
|Phone Call|Alright, I better get ready.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll see you soon.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|It's almost time.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
|Phone Call|I've always been better than Killbane.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
|Phone Call|He's always had someone to save him. Keep them away, and he'll lose.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
|Phone Call|Then let's give the people a real show.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Ref Distracted"
|Bobby|Looks like the Luchadores might be distracting the ref!
|Zach|Killbane's getting away with Murder here, Bobby!
|Bobby|If that ref keeps his eyes outside the ring for one more moment, I'm afraid it's all finito for Angel.
|Zach|The Luchadores are on the side of the ring again.
|Bobby|All's fair in love and Murderbrawl...
|Zach|This ref is missing easy calls here.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Second Killbane Out of Ring"
|Zach|Killbane's knocked out again!
|Bobby|And here come the Luchadores in his place!
|Zach|Murderbrawl is certainly giving the finest in blood gushing, bone mashing entertainment tonight, Bobby.
|Bobby|My heart goes out for the clean up crew on this one, Zach.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Second Killswitch Blocked"
|Zach|Another miss from Killbane!
|Bobby|The champion cannot be happy with that one, Zach.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Taunting Angel"
|Killbane|You shouldn't have come back, Angel. Last time I was too soft on you.
|Angel|Last time you needed to cheat to win. I see nothing's changed.
|Killbane|You need the Stilwater Butcher to keep you safe, and you're judging me? I'm the star here. I'm their Greek god, high up on Olympus!
|Angel|Then it's time you fell back to earth.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Taunting Player"
|Killbane|Give it up while you can still walk. You won't even realize how insignificant you are when I ground your bones to dust with the ApocaFist.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You gonna keep talking, or you gonna fight?
|Playa - Female 2|Your career is over, Killbane. Be maintaining your dignity and accept your failure in silence.
|Playa - Female 3|Keep talkin'... you're gonna have to admit defeat eventually.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's a lot of talk for someone who thinks they're going to win.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't mean to disapoint you bitch, but that ain't gonna happen...
|Playa - Male 3  |You ever stop running that flap of yours?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Killbane|You've already lost. Listen to the crowd chant my name. I am their dreams come to life, and your nightmare made flesh!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nightmare? You're not even in my top ten.
|Playa - Female 2|You still do not understand. I have no nightmares.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh my god shut up.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then it's time they wake up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Unless you're a politician on a boat, you ain't my nightmare, asshole.
|Playa - Male 3  |They're in for a rude awakeneing.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Third Killswitch Blocked"
|Zach|Unbelievable! Another reversal!
|Bobby|This is incredible, the Killbane just can't connect with the Killswitch.
}}

M22[]

{{dialogue|"M22 Angel Being Attacked"
|Angel|Get these soldiers off me.
|Angel|Too many; I can't kill them all.
|Angel|They're keeping us from Killbane!
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Angel Car Chase"
|Angel|I'll get us to the plane. Just keep them away from the car.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You got it.
|Playa - Female 2|I can handle that.
|Playa - Female 3|Just gun it, okay?
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry about me, just drive.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nothin' I can't handle. Just keep drivin'.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't worry about me, just drive.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Angel Encourage Plane Shot"
|Angel|Hit it again!
|Angel|That's right, don't let him take off!
|Angel|It ends here, Eddie!
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Angel Shoot Plane"
|Angel|That's it, that's Killbane's plane.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here's where you die, Pryor!
|Playa - Female 2|I'm sorry Eddie. Your flight's been canceled.
|Playa - Female 3|Your career's about to crash!
|Playa - Male 1  |End of the line, Pryor!
|Playa - Male 2  |End of the line, Pryor!
|Playa - Male 3  |End of the line, Pryor!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Angel Under Fire"
|Angel|STAG has me pinned down!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hold on, Angel.
|Playa - Female 2|On the way!
|Playa - Female 3|Almost there!
|Playa - Male 1  |We're coming!
|Playa - Male 2  |Hang on, Angel, we're comin'.
|Playa - Male 3  |We're coming!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Armory"
|Kinzie|I'm seeing a huge concentration of STAG and Luchadores at the Armory.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sounds like a perfect spot for us.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's not keep them waiting.
|Playa - Female 3|Wonderful.
|Playa - Male 1  |We're on it.
|Playa - Male 2  |We're on the way.
|Playa - Male 3  |We're on it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Armory Battle Zone"
|Pierce|Hey I was thinking: we might die here, anything you want to get off your chest?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Way to be a downer, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|You are worried, Pierce? You have survived worse than this.
|Playa - Female 3|Gimme a break.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, don't be so negative...
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on Pierce, don't go talkin' like that!
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce, don't be so negative...
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Oleg|He has a point: Were Kinzie here, I'd pour out my heart.
|Pierce|WHAT?
|Oleg|It's rare I find an intellectual equal.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm on a coed Curling team!
|Playa - Female 2|I want to make love with Pierce in front of a live studio audience!
|Playa - Female 3|I collect glass unicorns!
|Playa - Male 1  |I've read Jane Eyre 13 times!
|Playa - Male 2  |I have an irrational fear of bees!
|Playa - Male 3  |I call chips 'fries'!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Pierce|Good to know...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Armory Fight"
|Pierce|Looks like both sides were here to reload.
|Oleg|Which means more may come.
|Oleg|Why chase them, when they come to you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Certainly saves the trouble.
|Playa - Female 2|I like it. We will make a stand here.
|Playa - Female 3|Fair point. Dig in.
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like we're stickin' around...
|Playa - Male 2  |I was gettin' tired of drivin' anyway.
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks like we're stickin' around...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Burt Collateral Damage"
|Burt|Am I going to have to do this myself?
|Burt|Keep it away from me, will ya?
|Burt|I'm not part of this fight, remember?
|Burt|Watch where you're shooting!
|Burt|What the hell are you aiming at?
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Burt Encouragement"
|Burt|Take care of this terrorist!
|Burt|As Mayor I order you to win this fight.
|Burt|I'd hate to be let down...
|Burt|Come on, you gonna let her beat you?
|Burt|You might be onto something here.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Burt React FIAJ"
|Burt|That's foul.
|Burt|Ugh...
|Burt|I don't want to know how that's made...
|Burt|Don't throw that on me, ya putz.
|Burt|All those guns, and you use this stuff...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Choice Call"
|Angel|Killbane's planning on leaving Steelport!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sorry, try again. The city's watching us clean up your mess in the streets here, not add to it.
|Playa - Female 2|Look around you, Kia. Terrorism is your game, not mine.
|Playa - Female 3|Not sure where you heard that... but the Saints aren't blowing up shit.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't mean to disappoint you bitch, but the Saints aren't about domestic terrorism.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't be stupid. The Saints aren't blowing up anything.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't mean to disappoint, but the Saints aren't about domestic terrorism.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kia|We'll see how many people believe that once Shaundi and Viola are found in the wreckage.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That fucking coward...
|Playa - Female 2|Killbane is running from a fight? You aren't serious!
|Playa - Female 3|He's what?
|Playa - Male 1  |You're kidding me...
|Playa - Male 2  |Like hell he is!
|Playa - Male 3  |You're kidding me...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Angel|He's at the airport. There isn't much time!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Slow down...
|Playa - Female 2|Angel...
|Playa - Female 3|Alright, just relax and we can--
|Playa - Male 1  |Angel...
|Playa - Male 2  |Angel...
|Playa - Male 3  |Angel...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Angel|No! I can't let him win! WE can't let him win!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't move until I get there. I... shit...
|Playa - Female 2|Of course not. Wait for me to get there. I... dammit...
|Playa - Female 3|Will you just wait until I get there? Madre de dios...
|Playa - Male 1  |Angel, hold on until I get there. I... dammit...
|Playa - Male 2  |Angel, sit tight 'til I get there, man. I'm comin'... hang on...
|Playa - Male 3  |Angel, hold on until I get there. I... dammit...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kia|Hello, Saint...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Piss off and arrest us another day, alright?
|Playa - Female 2|You want me to give up and be arrested, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Just try to get those handcuffs on me, bitch.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah yeah I get it, you're gonna arrest us, big fucking deal.
|Playa - Male 2  |You're wastin' a lot of good men tryin' to arrest me, bitch.
|Playa - Male 3  |Is this really the time, love? You're gonna arrest us, big fucking deal.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kia|I don't want to arrest you, it won't solve anything. People need to wake up and see the threat that scum like you are to innocent people. Once you blow up the Magarac Island the whole world will see your true colors.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Convincing"
|Pierce|You can't make it to both and you can't let Shaundi die. Fuck Killbane, he ain't worth losing our girls.
|Oleg|Killbane is why you're here. Don't let everything Shaundi and Viola have fought for be for nothing.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 cutscene Choice"
|Angel|He's at the airport - there isn't much time!
|Player|Angel -
|Angel|No! I can't let him win. WE can't let him win.
|Player|Angel, just hold on until I get there -- dammit --
|Kia|Hello, Saint.
|Player|Yeah yeah, I get it. You're going to arrest us, big fucking deal.
|Kia|I don't want to arrest you; it won't solve anything. People need to wake up and see the threat that scum like you are to innocent people.
|Kia|Once you blow up the Magarac Island, the whole world will see your true colors.
|Player|I don't mean to disappoint you bitch, but the Saints aren't about domestic terrorism.
|Kia|We'll see how many people believe that when Shaundi and Viola are found in the wreckage.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 cutscene In"
|Playa|So what's up?
|Pierce|Heard back from Legal Lee. Studio wants you to do a screen test for Gangstas in Space.
|Playa|Fuck that, we're done being corporate whores. So who's win-
|Playa|What's that--?
|Pierce|God. Damn it.
|Playa|The hell is going on?
|Playa|We gotta get down there.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 cutscene OutA"
|Pierce|You kill that sonofbitch?
|Playa|Yeah.
|Pierce|Was it worth it?
|Monica|You were right, Commander. Bring in the Daedelus.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 cutscene OutB"
|Playa|Let's go home.
|Cyrus|Hold it right there!
|Playa|Unless the next thing outta your hole is "thank you"--we got a serious fucking problem.
|Monica|They have a point, Commander...
|Monica|Like or not...the Saints are heroes.
|Cyrus|Are you shitting me, lady?
|Monica|You declared martial law and knocked down half the city. The Saints just saved a treasured monument. Who the fuck do you think the public will side with?
|Monica|I can answer any questions...
|Cyrus|They can give you the key to the goddamn city, but soon as you screw up, we'll be back. And next time, STAG is gonna put you down.
|Playa|I love you too, Cyrus.
|Pierce|So what's the play, boss? We go back to bangin' in Stilwater?
|Playa|Not yet.
|Playa|Alright people, when we started tracking down this son of a bitch we said we'd follow him to the ends of the Earth...And we did.
|Playa|Killbane is readying his army for an all out attack. We will stop him here. Our planet needs us...let's not let her down.
|Space Marines|Hoo-rah!
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 cutscene Zscene01"
|Player|Oh fuck me!
|Killbane|So here we are ... Two Titans among men, worshipped by mere mortals for bringing them blood and fire! This moment was an inevitability ...
|Player|So's me killing you.
|Killbane|Ah no no ... That's not how this book is written. The Saints legacy ends here - not with a bang, but with a whimper.
|Player|Are you for real? It's over Eddie! In two weeks, no one's gonna remember your name.
|Killbane|No one will remember me? You were a fucking clown, selling energy drinks and lunch boxes. You didn't care about the crowd, just the paycheck. And I changed that.
|Player|Bullshit.
|Killbane|Mark my words - when these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won't be an appeal to God or a message of love to your family. It'll be "Thank you, Killbane."
|Player|Man, I'm gonna enjoy shutting you up.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Drive 1"
|Pierce|Hope the big guy'll be alright.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He's probably enjoying himself.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm not worried about him.
|Playa - Female 3|What's that supposed to mean?
|Playa - Male 1  |He's fine, nothing to worry about.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oleg's a tough guy. He'll be fine.
|Playa - Male 3  |He's fine, nothing to worry about.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Pierce|Have you seen your driving?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shut up.
|Playa - Female 2|I didn't notice you jumping behind the wheel.
|Playa - Female 3|Everyone's a critic.
|Playa - Male 1  |See if I take you anywhere ever again.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, man, you should check out your own.
|Playa - Male 3  |That cuts deep, Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Drive 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Surprised Shaundi isn't with us for a little payback on STAG.
|Playa - Female 2|Have you heard from Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 3|Where'd Shaundi go?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where's Shaundi and the crew?
|Playa - Male 2  |You heard from Shuandi since this started?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where's Shaundi and the crew?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Pierce|She took the new girl and some of the boys across town. Hitting the fights from another angle.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A little girl time should be good for those two.
|Playa - Female 2|A sort of a girls fight on the town, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|She's with Viola? That should be fun.
|Playa - Male 1  |Her and Viola, huh? That's a happy couple.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's my girls! Bet they're havin' all kinds of fun.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi and Viola? We should have sold tickets.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Drive 3"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|STAG and the Luchadores are tearing this city up.
|Playa - Female 2|We will not let them destroy Steelport.
|Playa - Female 3|These guys were gonna destroy Steelport.
|Playa - Male 1  |These assholes are gonna tear Steelport apart.
|Playa - Male 2  |These motherfuckers are trying to trash this town.
|Playa - Male 3  |These pricks are gonna tear Steelport apart.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Pierce|Looks like we're doing our civic duty then.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's that say?
|Playa - Female 2|Someone has to save the city.
|Playa - Female 3|Damn right we are.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well when you put in that way...
|Playa - Male 2  |Ya know what that means...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well when you put in that way...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Pierce|We're the fuckin' heroes.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 End Armory Battle"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And that's all she wrote.
|Playa - Female 2|That seems to be all of them.
|Playa - Female 3|The Saints save the day again...
|Playa - Male 1  |Think we're clear here.
|Playa - Male 2  |I think that's all of 'em.
|Playa - Male 3  |Think we're clear here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 End First Battle Zone"
|Pierce|That the last of them?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|See, easy enough.
|Playa - Female 2|There will be more somewhere else. We should go.
|Playa - Female 3|Yep. Let's move.
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like it. Let's get moving.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's it. Time we were movin' on.
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks like it. Let's get moving.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 End Second Battle Zone"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ready to hit the next spot?
|Playa - Female 2|We should find another fight.
|Playa - Female 3|Still more to go.
|Playa - Male 1  |Still more to go.
|Playa - Male 2  |We got business elsewhere.
|Playa - Male 3  |Still more to go.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Pierce|After you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 End Third Battle Zone"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You have our next location?
|Playa - Female 2|Where is the next fight?
|Playa - Female 3|Where's the next group?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where's the next group?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where's the next fight?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where's the next group?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|Dunno, that's on Kinzie.
}}

{{quote|'Bout time the crew showed up!|Pierce, "M22 First Battle Saints"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 First Battle Zone"
|Pierce|Jesus, would you look at all these guys?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Quit acting like you've never been in a fight before.
|Playa - Female 2|Unless you are low on ammo, that's not a problem.
|Playa - Female 3|Seriously, Pierce? You should be used to this by now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, Pierce. Nothing we haven't dealt with before.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't count 'em, Pierce. We're killin' 'em all anyway.
|Playa - Male 3  |Day in the life, Pierce. Day in the life.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Pierce|I know, it's just... damn!
|Oleg|You going to let these little men scare you away?
|Pierce|No...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Gang Fight 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's get to work and drop these assholes!
|Playa - Female 2|Kill them. All of them.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't let anybody get away!
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't leave any of these assholes standing!
|Playa - Male 2  |I ain't standin' for this. All these fuckers gotta be put down.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't leave any of these assholes standing!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Oleg|I am nothing if not thorough...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Gang Fight 2"
|Pierce|Let's finish these guys quick!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|As opposed to taking our time?
|Playa - Female 2|Why hurry? They aren't going anywhere.
|Playa - Female 3|What's the fush?
|Playa - Male 1  |In a hurry, Pierce?
|Playa - Male 2  |No hurry. We're gonna be at this all day.
|Playa - Male 3  |In a hurry, Pierce?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Pierce|Fun fact: I don't like being shot at.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Gang Fight 3"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You'd think they'd break up the party already.
|Playa - Female 2|These guys keep throwing some bad parties.
|Playa - Female 3|Another party already?
|Playa - Male 1  |Didn't we just leave this party?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gettin' real tired of these fuckin' parties!
|Playa - Male 3  |Didn't we just leave this party?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Pierce|They throw more cause we keep crashing them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Someday they'll learn.
|Playa - Female 2|Too bad we got stuck with the cleanup.
|Playa - Female 3|That's not too smart.
|Playa - Male 1  |They need to take a hint
|Playa - Male 2  |You'd think they'd get the hint...
|Playa - Male 3  |Take a fucking hint, guys.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Kia Fight"
|Shaundi|Boss!
|Kia|I'm surprised you came.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|None of my crew is getting killed.
|Playa - Female 2|I do not abandon my people.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't leave people to die.
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't leave my crew to die.
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't abandon my crew.
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't leave anyone behind.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kia|Really? Lin. Carlos. Aisha. Johnny... all you do is let your friends die.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And I make bitches like you suffer.
|Playa - Female 2|You are wrong, Kia. Your little plan has failed.
|Playa - Female 3|Enough talk. You want to play, bitch?
|Playa - Male 1  |Bitch I'm gonna fuck you up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Bitch you're gonna wish you never said that...
|Playa - Male 3  |Shut your goddamned mouth.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{quote|This ends here!|Killbane, "M22 Killbane Fight 1"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Killbane Fight"
|Killbane|This will be your final lesson...
|Killbane|You will kneel before me...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Killbane Fight 4"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Dammit, why won't you die?
|Playa - Female 2|You lost, you fled, and now you die.
|Playa - Female 3|Face it, it's over!
|Playa - Male 1  |Fucking die already.
|Playa - Male 2  |Will you just die already!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fucking die already.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Killbane|Nothing can stop the Walking Apocalypse...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shut the fuck up, Eddie.
|Playa - Female 2|You're a walking corpse, Eddie.
|Playa - Female 3|We'll see about that, Eddie.
|Playa - Male 1  |You're a dead man, Eddie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Prove it, Eddie...
|Playa - Male 3  |You're a dead man, Eddie.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Killbane|My -- name -- is -- KILLBANE!
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Kinzie"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I need you to help me locate...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I need you. We have to...
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, where are you? They have...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, where are you? They have...
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, where the fuck are you? STAG has...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, where are you? They have...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kinzie|I know, I'm at the docks. Come here fast.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Got it.
|Playa - Female 2|On my way.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll be there soon.
|Playa - Male 1  |On my way.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll be there.
|Playa - Male 3  |On my way.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Kinzie Monument"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Talk to me, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|What are we up against?
|Playa - Female 3|How's it look?
|Playa - Male 1  |How bad is it?
|Playa - Male 2  |This ain't lookin' good, is it?
|Playa - Male 3  |How bad is it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|Saw on the cameras what happened. There's bombs all over that monument.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You'll have to disarm them.
|Playa - Female 2|How quickly can you disarm them?
|Playa - Female 3|But you can deactive them, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Can you disarm them?
|Playa - Male 2  |You gonna disarm them?
|Playa - Male 3  |Can you disarm them?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kinzie|I'm not a walking deus ex machina. Use this STAG sonic gun to knock the explosives into the water.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fine, what about you?
|Playa - Female 2|And you...
|Playa - Female 3|Then you---
|Playa - Male 1  |And you...
|Playa - Male 2  |And you...
|Playa - Male 3  |And you...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kinzie|Will be watching from the surveillance monitors. So don't screw up or I'll see.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't worry about me.
|Playa - Female 2|You won't be disappointed.
|Playa - Female 3|You have nothing to worry about.
|Playa - Male 1  |Right...
|Playa - Male 2  |I got too much ridin' on this to screw up.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Mission Start"
|Kinzie|The city is falling apart. Fights everywhere.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We don't do something, they'll come after us next.
|Playa - Female 2|We will have to kill them, before they destroy the city.
|Playa - Female 3|We'll need locations.
|Playa - Male 1  |We have to put some of these assholes down before they destroy the place.
|Playa - Male 2  |They ain't destroying my city. We'll kill every last one of 'em if we have to.
|Playa - Male 3  |Need to stop them before they rip the whole place apart.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|I'll keep my ear on the police band, let you know where things are really bad,
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good idea.
|Playa - Female 2|Good. Thanks Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|Sounds good.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |We'll be ready.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thanks, love.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 More Angel Car Chase 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Faster, Angel. Killbane's not getting away.
|Playa - Female 2|You could drive faster, Angel.
|Playa - Female 3|I know this thing can go faster!
|Playa - Male 1  |Think you can step on it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't this thing go any faster?
|Playa - Male 3  |Think you can step on it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Angel|We need to get there in one piece.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 More Angel Car Chase 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't think they're letting up.
|Playa - Female 2|They are not giving up easily.
|Playa - Male 1  |These fuckers just keep coming...
|Playa - Male 2  |These assholes aren't givin' up.
|Playa - Male 3  |These fuckers just keep coming...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|We're almost to the airport. I'm coming for you, Killbane...|Angel, "M22 More Angel Car Chase 3"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Nag About"
|Shaundi|Come on, use the grenades!
|Shaundi|That isn't working, toss those at her!
|Shaundi|The grenades, on the ground, use them!
|Shaundi|Why aren't you throwing those?
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Oleg Fell Behind"
|Pierce|Don't worry about Oleg, he'll catch up. He's fast for a big guy.
|Pierce|Leave Oleg, he can get there himself.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Pick up Grenades"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nobody fucks with my people.
|Playa - Female 2|Kia will not like this.
|Playa - Female 3|I seriously hope so.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's see if I can get this bitch's attention.
|Playa - Male 2  |She won't be likin' this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's see if I can get this bitch's attention.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|Those grenades should buy you time!|Shaundi, "M22 Pick up"}}

{{quote|Find the body... I want to make sure he's dead.|Angel, "M22 Plane Shot Down"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Pierce, you heard anything about what happened to Killbane?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Phone Call|Nope.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We need to know where he is.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Yep.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|...You're playing chess again, aren't you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Phone Call|Yeah.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Dammit, Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|Oh hey, come to the crib. We got something important to talk about.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Ugh...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|Always nice to see the boys.|Pierce, "M22 Second Battle Saints"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 Second Battle Zone"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Still feelin' good, Oleg?
|Playa - Female 2|Oleg, are you still good comrade?
|Playa - Female 3|Everything good, Oleg?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oleg, you ok over there?
|Playa - Male 2  |You doin' ok, big man?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oleg, you ok over there?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Oleg|Never better. More than I can say for STAG.
|Pierce|You think all their troops are out right now?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hell no. STAG's gotta have a reserve.
|Playa - Female 2|No. STAG is military. They will have a reserve somewhere.
|Playa - Female 3|Hell no. They must have a reserve.
|Playa - Male 1  |Doubt it. They always have some left in reserve.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck no. They're gonna have some reserves hidden someplace.
|Playa - Male 3  |Doubtful. They always keep reserves.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Pierce|Maybe this is the reserve.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good joke.
|Playa - Female 2|That would make things too easy.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't kid yourself.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, keep dreaming that shit, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 2  |Wouldn't that be nice.
|Playa - Male 3  |Keep dreaming.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 Third Battle Zone"
|Pierce|Even if there are more STAG, this has got to be hurtin' the Luchadores.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They won't have trouble recruiting more.
|Playa - Female 2|They will easily refill their ranks.
|Playa - Female 3|Seems like they have an endless supply.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pretty sure they can find more.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not for long. The Luchedores won't have trouble findin' recruits.
|Playa - Male 3  |No shortage of muscled up freaks around here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Pierce|You think there's that many wrestlers?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Give most guys a chance to anonymously hurt people and they'll jump at it.
|Playa - Female 2|People who wish to hide their identities and cause pain? Of course.
|Playa - Female 3|Never a shortage of assholes.
|Playa - Male 1  |Guys who wanna put on masks and piss people off? Yeah.
|Playa - Male 2  |Who wouldn't wanna hide their face and act like a royal jackass?
|Playa - Male 3  |People who'd want to put on a mask and attack at random? Yeah, I'd say there's no shortage.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Oleg|It's like the internet.
|Pierce|You've been hangin' around Kinzie to much...
}}

M23[]

{{quote|Angel, "M23 Angel Update"|I hope you have a plan, we're losing people down here.
}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Awesome Daedalus"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Look at this fucking thing!
|Playa - Female 2|Holy fucking shit...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh my god... is that thing real?
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy fucking shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me...
|Playa - Male 3  |That... is the most beautiful sight I've ever laid eyes on.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|Your tax dollars at work...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, not mine personally since I don't pay 'em, but maybe I should start!
|Playa - Female 2|Money well spent. I could kiss Cyrus for bringing this to me. I almost hate to destroy it.
|Playa - Female 3|Where do they build something like that?
|Playa - Male 1  |If I knew we bought shit like this with taxes, I'd start paying 'em...this is awesome.
|Playa - Male 2  |Since when did taxes pay for shit this cool...
|Playa - Male 3  |God bless America.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kinzie|When this is over I'll steal the blue prints from the DoD. A few years we can probably build our own.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie... I love you.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, you are my favorite person. Ever.
|Playa - Female 3|Did I ever tell you you're my favorite?
|Playa - Male 1  |I love you.
|Playa - Male 2  |I love you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie... I love you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|This is Temple. I need help on the deck.|Cyrus, "M23 Call"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Call Out Weapons On"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Thanks for leaving these lying around.
|Playa - Female 2|They've left me plenty of weapons. How nice.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, at least I'll have enough weapons out here.
|Playa - Male 2  |At least they're stocked here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{quote|Clear them out so we can bring in reinforcements.|Kinzie, "M23 Clear the Deck"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Clear the"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|First turrets, now tanks...
|Playa - Female 2|There are tanks parked on the deck.
|Playa - Female 3|They have a lot of tanks up here...
|Playa - Male 1  |They've got tanks on the deck.
|Playa - Male 2  |Great...more tanks.
|Playa - Male 3  |They've got tanks on the deck.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 cutscene In"
|Playa|We've lost a lot of friends getting to where we are, and that's never easy. But at least we know that wherever Gat is, he's got friends giving Saint Peter some hell.
|Playa|To Shaundi!
|Kinzie|Oh my God.
|Kinzie|Well, if they blow up every building we're bound to be in one of them.
|Playa|Fuck that. We're breaking their little toy.
}}

{{dialogue|"M23 cutscene Out"
|Playa|Kinzie, round up every Saint we can find...we're going on a field trip.
|Newscaster|While the Government has yet to comment on the attack, we have a report -
|Playa|No one runs, no one gets shot, understand?!
|Playa|Sorry ...
|Playa|Kinzie, you in the booth?
|Kinzie|All set.
|Playa|I got a message for Monica Hughes and her stooges. Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you. This is foreign soil now. Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box. Back to you.
|Pierce|Not bad. You could be a weatherman or some shit.
|Playa|I may have laid it on a little thick.
|Pierce|Well, you did just create a city-state.
|Playa|Good point. That reminds me: this place is gonna need a new mayor...how you feel about public office?
|Pierce|It's a horrible idea. I'm in.
|Playa|Then, let's get to work.
|Jane|Even in a place that is no stranger to violence, today's assault on the city stands as the blackest time in Steelport's sordid history.
}}

{{quote|Nice landing, Cyrus.|Playa, "M23 cutscene Zscene01"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Cyrus Finds You On"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This your idea of fair?
|Playa - Female 2|You want to fight me? Then we will fight.
|Playa - Female 3|Is this how you wanna die?
|Playa - Male 1  |That how you wanna play it, Cyrus?
|Playa - Male 2  |You want this? Let's do it!
|Playa - Male 3  |You sure you want to do this, Cyrus?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Cyrus Low Health"
|Interrogation|Explosions on the deck! I repeat, explosions on the deck!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's about time.
|Playa - Female 2|Right on schedule.
|Playa - Female 3|Time for some fireworks, Cyrus!
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like the fireworks have started.
|Playa - Male 2  |About time.
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks like the fireworks have started.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|I'm detecting system failures all over that ship. Tell me you're getting out of there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't worry, Kinzie. I'm not getting blown up on another boat...
|Playa - Female 2|Patience, Kinzie. I still have work to do.
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta take care of Temple first.
|Playa - Male 1  |Not until the job's done.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold that thought, Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 3  |Not until the job's done.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Cyrus Shoots You"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Who says I needed that to kill your sorry ass anyway!
|Playa - Female 2|Nice try, Cyrus. I'm still going to kill you.
|Playa - Female 3|Come down here and fight, pussy!
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't need a plane to kill you Cyrus!
|Playa - Male 2  |You think I need that to fuck you up?
|Playa - Male 3  |That the best you can muster, Cyrus?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Cyrus Start"
|Cyrus|The people dying below is on you and your "Saints".
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Since when did we fly this in and open fire?
|Playa - Female 2|You fired on the city, Cyrus. I came here to stop you.
|Playa - Female 3|Last time I checked we weren't the ones with the floating ship of death.
|Playa - Male 1  |Like hell it is. You chose to fire on the city.
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't see us blowing up a fucking city!
|Playa - Male 3  |Like hell. You started this mess.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Cyrus|After what you did on Magarac Island, I didn't have a choice, did I.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What WE did? That was YOUR girl, not mine!
|Playa - Female 2|Your own bitch did that. Could you not tell from the stench?
|Playa - Female 3|That was your little protégé, Kia!
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you kidding me? Your crazy bitch attack dog did that!
|Playa - Male 2  |What we did? That shit was in your house, Cyrus!
|Playa - Male 3  |You mental? That was the crazy lackey of yours!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Cyrus|You can't lie your way out of this, I'm putting you down.
}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Cyrus Taunt"
|Cyrus|You'll never leave the Daedelus alive!
|Cyrus|I've been a soldier longer than you've been alive. You can't defeat me.
|Cyrus|Luck won't save you this time.
}}

{{dialogue|"M23"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Leaving now!
|Playa - Female 2|And with time to spare.
|Playa - Female 3|Hoo boy. Time to leave.
|Playa - Male 1  |Gotta go...
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to move!
|Playa - Male 3  |Not much time left!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{quote|I can't get into any of the systems on that airship. I'll keep trying, but no promises.|Kinzie, "M23 Kinzie Update"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Mission Start"
|Pierce|Boss, you better find a helicopter. Taking that thing out is all on you...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're so helpful, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|You're sitting this one out?
|Playa - Female 3|So I'm getting no help?
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm not getting any help here?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're leavin' me alone on this?
|Playa - Male 3  |Can't I get a hand or two?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Pierce|We got our hands full gettin' the crew to safety.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fine, I can't argue with that. I'll bring that bastard down hard.
|Playa - Female 2|Good. Stay out from under that thing. I would hate for Cyrus to land on you.
|Playa - Female 3|Alright. I'll get Cyrus off our backs permanently.
|Playa - Male 1  |Right. Don't worry, Cyrus won't have that thing up there for long.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fair enough. I'll take care of Cyrus...
|Playa - Male 3  |Great. Let's hope Cyrus won't have that thing up there very long.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Not Making a Dent"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This thing's armor is too thick. Gonna need larger explosions to hurt it.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm not hurting it enough, Kinzie. We need to try something else.
|Playa - Female 3|This thing's too armored. Going to try explosives.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, we're not doing enough damage to this thing. We gotta go big.
|Playa - Male 2  |Switchin' things up. I'm not causing enough damage to this thing.
|Playa - Male 3  |This plan isn't working. We need to think bigger.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kinzie|Well, just be careful.
}}

{{quote|I'm trying to get people to shelter, but it's chaos down here.|Oleg, "M23 Oleg Update"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Plant First"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|One for Shaundi...
|Playa - Female 2|It will take a lot more than this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, that's one...
|Playa - Male 2  |First bomb down.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Plant Fourth"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And one just for me...
|Playa - Female 2|Nothing could survive this blast.
|Playa - Male 1  |That should do it.
|Playa - Male 2  |All set.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Plant Second"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|One for Viola...
|Playa - Female 2|At least one more.
|Playa - Male 1  |Maybe three will be enough?
|Playa - Male 2  |Got two set.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Plant Third"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|One for my crew...
|Playa - Female 2|Three is good, four is better.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck it, one more for safety.
|Playa - Male 2  |One more and I'm done.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Pre WM" (Male 1)
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Pierce, how's the...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|Well hey there boss!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Started drinking early, did you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|That's what you do at these things.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|So everything's all set?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|We're at the Broken Shillelagh right now putting on the finishing touches.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'll head over soon then.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|See you when I see you, boss.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|And try not to pass out before I get there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|Me? I'm fine. Promise.
}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Take Out"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No more turrets, no more bombarding my crew.
|Playa - Female 2|Those turrets are a problem.
|Playa - Female 3|Stop shooting my city.
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, those turrets gotta go.
|Playa - Male 2  |Those turrets are fuckin' up the crew...
|Playa - Male 3  |Bloody turrets.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Taunting Reinforcements"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hope you planned on dying here!
|Playa - Female 1|Steelport's had enough of this shit!
|Playa - Female 1|Think you assholes can stop me?
|Playa - Female 1|Time for STAG to burn!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 2|Get out of my town!
|Playa - Female 2|It's a long way down!
|Playa - Female 2|You are looking for me, no?
|Playa - Female 2|You intend to ride this all the way down?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 1  |Come and get me!
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's see who saves Steelport now!
|Playa - Male 1  |No one fucks with my city!
|Playa - Male 1  |You're all going down with the ship!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's do this!
|Playa - Male 2  |Show me what you got!
|Playa - Male 2  |This is where STAG ends!
|Playa - Male 2  |You want me? Come on!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|All personnel to your escape craft.|Interrogation, "M23 Time Running Out"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Time Running Out 2"
|Interrogation|Abandon the Daedalus. I repeat, abandon the Daedalus.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're here 'till the end, Temple!
|Playa - Female 2|The Daedalus is dead, Cyrus. Now it's your turn.
|Playa - Female 3|Time's up, Cyrus.
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, Temple, let's finish this!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm not leaving 'till it's finished, Temple!
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on, Temple, let's finish this!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Turrets"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That should help the boys out.
|Playa - Female 2|That should make things easier..
|Playa - Male 1  |The less things shooting at me, the better.
|Playa - Male 2  |That should buy them more time.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's better.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

M24[]

{{dialogue|"M24 All Terminals Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And three. What's next?
|Playa - Female 2|The last terminal is shut down.
|Playa - Female 3|Got the last one.
|Playa - Male 1  |All three terminals have been shut down.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's it, Cornell. All three terminals are gone.
|Playa - Male 3  |All three terminals have been shut down.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|That should leave the gate vulnerable to explosive charges.
}}

{{dialogue|"M24 Crashed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This must be the where our recon squadron crashed. I don't see any survivors, though.
|Playa - Female 2|This area is covered in wreckage. Our recon team.... Rest in peace, comrades.
|Playa - Female 3|There's wreckage all over the area. Probably the recon squadron.
|Playa - Male 1  |Think I figured out what happened to our recon squad. There's wreckage all over the area.
|Playa - Male 2  |Our recon squad was stopped here. That's why they never made it back.
|Playa - Male 3  |Think I figured out what happened to our recon squadron. There's wreckage all over the area.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 cutscene Out"
|Playa|I came to Mars to make a living. Keep my head down. Stay out of trouble. But I found something...
|Playa|But I found something... Damn it.
|Playa|Line.
|Director|CUT!
|Playa|Sorry.
|Sci Fi Killbane|You'll get it next time.
|Asst Director|Everybody back to one!
|Director|Alright people, big smiles, it's the happy ending.
|Asst Director|Settle! We are rolling--
|Sound Guy|Speed!
|Director|And...ACTION!
}}

{{dialogue|"M24 Enter Lair"
|Killbane|You've come this far only to fail now. Earth is doomed.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're the doomed one, General.
|Playa - Female 2|I do not fail my planet.
|Playa - Female 3|You're the doomed one, General.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't bet on it.
|Playa - Male 2  |General Killbane. We meet... again.
|Playa - Male 3  |She might be down, but she's not out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Killbane|{{*}}laughs* Do you really think your rag-tag band of misfits could stop me?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nobody else is dying here today... except you.
|Playa - Female 2|My friends will not die in vain. Your reign of terror ends!
|Playa - Female 3|My friends died so that I could kill you!
|Playa - Male 1  |I won't let my friends die in vain...you're goin' down.
|Playa - Male 2  |My friends ain't gonna die for nothin'! You're finished.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm still breathing. Or did you forget that?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Killbane|You can't kill me. You don't know the truth. The fact is... I am your father.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How... how is that possible!?
|Playa - Female 2|What? NOOOOOOOOO!
|Playa - Female 3|That is impossible!
|Playa - Male 1  |What? NOOOOOOOOO!
|Playa - Male 2  |What? NOOOOOOOOO!
|Playa - Male 3  |NOOOOOOOOO! That's impossible!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Final Battle"
|Killbane|Join me, and we'll rule Earth together...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Earth -- remains -- FREE!
|Playa - Female 2|NEVER!
|Playa - Female 3|That will never happpen!
|Playa - Male 1  |NEVER!
|Playa - Male 2  |NEVER!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll never betray my friends!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|You can't win. This suit is impervious to everything save for convienently placed lava crystals.|Killbane, "M24 Final Battle Begins"}}

{{dialogue|"M24 First Terminal"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|First one's shut down.
|Playa - Female 2|One terminal is down.
|Playa - Female 3|One down.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's one.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's one.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's one.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Gate Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It worked, Cornell! I'm heading up the bridge now.
|Playa - Female 2|The gate is down! We are storming the bridge!
|Playa - Female 3|Gate's demolished. I'm heading up the bridge now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Gate's down and we're storming the bridge.
|Playa - Male 2  |The gate is blown! We're stormin' across the bridge!
|Playa - Male 3  |Gate's down and we're storming the bridge.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kinzie|Once inside, you're on your own. Good luck my love.
}}

{{dialogue|"M24 Homie Dies"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll come back for you.
|Playa - Female 2|We... have to move on.
|Playa - Female 3|We can't stay here.
|Playa - Male 1  |We... have to move on.
|Playa - Male 2  |We... have to move on.
|Playa - Male 3  |We... have to move on.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This... this can't be happening.
|Playa - Female 2|Not you too!
|Playa - Female 3|No! Not again!
|Playa - Male 1  |Not you too!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ah, shit. Not you too!
|Playa - Male 3  |No! You were so young!
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm sorry... for everything.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm... all alone now.
|Playa - Female 3|There's no one left now...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm... all alone now.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm... all alone now.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm... all alone now.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Killbane Battle 1"
|Killbane|How does it feel to know you will die on Mars?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I wouldn't know.
|Playa - Female 2|I should ask you.
|Playa - Female 3|How does it feel to know you're dying any second?
|Playa - Male 1  |You tell me.
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't know, motherfucker, how does it feel?
|Playa - Male 3  |You tell me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Killbane Battle 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Lava... dangerous stuff.
|Playa - Female 2|It is getting hot in that suit, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|How's that suit holding up now?
|Playa - Male 1  |It getting hot in that suit?
|Playa - Male 2  |It getting hot in that suit?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hot in there?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Killbane|You think this will stop me?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You can count on it.
|Playa - Female 2|I will take pleasure from watching you burn.
|Playa - Female 3|I just wanna watch you burn...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll enjoy watching you burn.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gonna enjoy watchin' your ass burn.
|Playa - Male 3  |You're gonna burn, Killbane.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Give me some good news, Cornell.
|Playa - Female 2|I am ready, Cornell. What are we to be facing?
|Playa - Female 3|How do I get in, Cornell?
|Playa - Male 1  |Cornell, talk to me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cornell, what's happening here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cornell, talk to me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Kinzie|Looks like the gate is protected by a security network tied to three terminals. Disable each one in order and you should have no problem.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What would I do without you.
|Playa - Female 2|Problems. Earth cannot afford any problems.
|Playa - Female 3|Hope you're right about that.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's hope that's true.
|Playa - Male 2  |Earth can't afford any fuck ups. I'm counting on you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sounds almost... too easy.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|I've sent you their locations... Commander, come back safe... I love you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I will.
|Playa - Female 2|I know.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah... thanks...
|Playa - Male 1  |I know.
|Playa - Male 2  |I know.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't worry about me, kid.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Movie Lines"
|Gat|Johnny Moto, reporting for duty!
|Gat|Commander, are you sure this plan is going to work?
|Gat|Me? I'm not worried. This is my last tour, after we take out General Killbane I'm moving to Fiji and sailing on my new boat...The Prosperous Future.
|Gat|Look Out!
|Gat|Go on...*cough cough* Go on without me.
|Gat|Give 'em hell Commander...
|Gat|Nothing on this Martian rock will stand in our way.
|Gat|Incoming soldiers!
|Gat|We're all counting on you.
|Gat|We knew the risks when we signed up.
|Gat|You were the best of us.
|Gat|Someone's gotta tell their family what happened here...
|Gat|After we finish off General Killbane, I'm buyin' the first round.
|Gat|I'd follow you to the ends of the galaxy, Commander.
|Gat|This has to be done... for Earth.
|Gat|We'll never get through his technology.
|Gat|Nothing's more important than stopping General Killbane.
|Gat|Aint that a bitch...
|Gat|Ho-rah!
}}

{{dialogue|"M24 Movie Lines PC"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Remember your training and we'll all make it back.
|Playa - Female 2|If we stick to the plan, everyone will come back home
|Playa - Female 3|There's no giving up now.
|Playa - Male 1  |If we stick to the plan, everyone's gonna be comin' back home
|Playa - Male 2  |If we stick to the plan, everyone's gonna be comin' back home
|Playa - Male 3  |If we stick to the plan, everyone's gonna be comin' back home
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hope the leg's feeling better, Moto.
|Playa - Female 2|Are you feeling OK, Moto?
|Playa - Female 3|We have to push forward.
|Playa - Male 1  |You feeling OK, Moto?
|Playa - Male 2  |You feeling OK, Moto?
|Playa - Male 3  |You feeling OK, Moto?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Stand your ground!
|Playa - Female 2|Keep it together men!
|Playa - Female 3|Keep it together!
|Playa - Male 1  |Keep it together men!
|Playa - Male 2  |Keep it together men!
|Playa - Male 3  |Keep it together men!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're stopping General Killbane here and now!
|Playa - Female 2|No one dies on my watch!
|Playa - Female 3|Earth won't lose on my watch!
|Playa - Male 1  |No one dies on my watch!
|Playa - Male 2  |No one dies on my watch!
|Playa - Male 3  |No one dies on my watch!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Save Earth!
|Playa - Female 2|For Earth!
|Playa - Female 3|For Earth!
|Playa - Male 1  |For Earth!
|Playa - Male 2  |For Earth!
|Playa - Male 3  |For Earth!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Naked Brute Callout"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He brought his brute commandos!
|Playa - Female 2|General Killbane's special commando!
|Playa - Female 3|Look who General Killbane sent!
|Playa - Male 1  |General Killbane's special commando!
|Playa - Male 2  |General Killbane's special commando!
|Playa - Male 3  |General Killbane's special commando!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|These fear tactics won't work on me!
|Playa - Female 2|These clones cannot prevent our mission!
|Playa - Female 3|You clones won't stand in our way!
|Playa - Male 1  |These clones won't stop us from our mission!
|Playa - Male 2  |Take out these clones! Our mission can't fail!
|Playa - Male 3  |These clones won't stop us from our mission!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I've handled your kind before, clone!
|Playa - Female 2|Earth is closed to you, clone!
|Playa - Female 3|You'll never get to Earth!
|Playa - Male 1  |You'll never see Earth, clone!
|Playa - Male 2  |You ain't getting to Earth, clone!
|Playa - Male 3  |Die, clone!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Pierce Chatter"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is Miranda taking it alright?
|Playa - Female 2|How is Miranda doing?
|Playa - Female 3|How's Miranda been holding up?
|Playa - Male 1  |How's Miranda holding up?
|Playa - Male 2  |How's Miranda holdin' up?
|Playa - Male 3  |How's Miranda holding up?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Pierce|It's hard what with her being 8 months pregnant and all.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And Xavier Jr. and the twins?
|Playa - Female 2|What about your 3 kids?
|Playa - Female 3|I'll bet the little rugrats miss you, too.
|Playa - Male 1  |What about your 3 kids?
|Playa - Male 2  |What about your beautiful twin girls?
|Playa - Male 3  |What about your 3 kids?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Pierce|They'll be happy once I'm back Earth-side.
}}

{{quote|And I was only two days 'till retirement...|Pierce, "M24 Pierce Dies"}}

{{quote|Little help here?|Pierce, "M24 Pierce"}}

{{dialogue|"M24 Player Escaping Blast"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here goes nothing!
|Playa - Female 2|The gate must come down.
|Playa - Female 3|Stand back and pray.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's hope this works...
|Playa - Male 2  |This better work...
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's pray to god this works...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Player Planting"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Need to plant enough of these.
|Playa - Female 2|The more charges, the better.
|Playa - Female 3|Better plant more than one charge...
|Playa - Male 1  |Better place a few.
|Playa - Male 2  |Gotta make sure I plant enough charges.
|Playa - Male 3  |Better place a few.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Second Terminal"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That makes two.
|Playa - Female 2|The second terminal is disabled.
|Playa - Female 3|That's two terminals.
|Playa - Male 1  |Second terminal is disabled.
|Playa - Male 2  |Two terminals are down.
|Playa - Male 3  |Second terminal is disabled.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M24 Shaundi Chatter"
|Shaundi|You gonna tell Cornell how you feel?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's too hard, Jezebel... Too hard to forget about you.
|Playa - Female 2|She should be happy, Jezebel, but... I am not sure I can...
|Playa - Female 3|You're out of your mind, Jezebel.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know the score, Jezebel...there's no time for love.
|Playa - Male 2  |Jezebel...you know I can never love again.
|Playa - Male 3  |There's no place for love in this crazy, mixed up universe we call life.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Shaundi|Life's short, Commander, you don't wanna let a girl like that go.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yes, but... I thought you were just a fling during basic training... but you've opened places in my heart I didn't know existed.
|Playa - Female 2|I know. She is everything I could want, but my heart cannot let go of Xavier. I am torn between them...
|Playa - Female 3|The heart wants what it can't have... and fate is a cruel mistress.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ya know...I'm the one who taught you how to be a soldier...but you're the one who taught me how to live.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ya know... you're right. When this over, I'm takin' that girl away and makin' sweet love to her on every island in the ocean.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ya know...I'm the one who taught you how to be a soldier...but you're the one who taught me how to live.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{quote|You gotta live...live for all of us...|Shaundi, "M24 Shaundi Dies"}}

{{quote|Can I get a little help?|Shaundi, "M24 Shaundi"}}

MM A[]

{{dialogue|"MM A 01 Pre-MM Angel"
|Phone Call|Glad you called. If you're going to be taking on the Luchadores you need to be ready.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'm always ready for a fight.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|I'll be the judge of that.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Think I can handle myself.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|Come to my gym and we'll see.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM A 02 Pre-MM Angel"
|Phone Call|The pain you felt is only the beginning. You ready for the next test?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Ready is an interesting term...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|I want you to go out and experience the heat that a fight with Killbane would bring.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Can't we do this metaphorically?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|No.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM A 03 Pre-MM Angel"
|Phone Call|Are you ready for the last test?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You have a funny definition of training, Angel.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|There's a car waiting for you. Head to it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I've already played in traffic, remember?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Phone Call|This time, all I want you to do is drive around.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|That's it? What's that going to teach me?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|To master your fear.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Then this should be no problem.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM A 04 Pre-MM Angel"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Angel, where are you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|I see you made it through the final test.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Answer my question.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|At the gym, training.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Don't move.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM A 05 End MMA05"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I've been driving my ass all over Steelport killing anyone who wears a mask... well, except you. The Luchadores are finished.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|Not entirely. You killed street thugs that worked for Killbane, but the spirit of Lucha Libre is untouched. No... it !
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Whatever...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|Don't ruin this moment with cynicism. You brought honor back to a culture.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Hey, if this was such a big deal, you could've stepped up more...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|Without my mask I felt powerless; but you've shown me that a mask doesn't make a hero.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|So what now then?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|Now... I'm ready to fight with you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Fuck right.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM A cutscene Angel01"
|Playa|Damn -- why are you living in this shit-hole?
|Angel|To remind me of what Killbane took from me. It keeps me focused.
|Playa|Whatever works for you man, I'm just sayin' I like my place to have working heat.
|Angel|So, you hate discomfort. That's the sort of weakness the Luchadores will capitalize on. Unless you harden up, Killbane will crush you. But don't worry, I'll chisel you out of diamond.
|Playa|How?
|Angel|By making you experience the worst pain imaginable...now come on, it's time for you to play in traffic.
|Player|Right on -- wait, what?
}}

{{dialogue|"MM A cutscene Angel02"
|Playa|A fucking tiger?
|Angel|If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.
|Playa|A FUCKING TIGER?!
|Angel|Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your fear.
|Playa|What the fuck is wrong with you?
|Angel|You're ready to face Killbane, but the Luchadores must still be dealt with. You know where to find me if you need more training.
}}

MM K[]

{{dialogue|"MM K 01 Pre-MM Kinzie"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Kinzie, how's...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|Good. I need help.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Everything alright?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|If it was alright, I wouldn't need help, would I? The boxes are too heavy.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Boxes? What boxes?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|I'm moving stuff into my place. There are boxes. Some are too heavy for me. I need help. Got it?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'll be right over...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM K 02 Pre-MM Kinzie"
|Phone Call|Thank god, I need your help.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, I'm not moving any more boxes...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I'm not moving any more boxes...
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, I'm not moving any more boxes...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, I'm not moving any more of your shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, I'm not moving any more boxes...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, I'm not moving any more boxes...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|I went out and they found me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Who?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|The Deckers. Who else have I been hacking... wait, don't answer that.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'll come help you get out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|No. Get in position and cover me instead.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Right.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM K 03 Pre-MM Kinzie"
|Phone Call|For me to get at the Deckers, you need to disrupt one of their shell companies.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Any one in particular?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|A fence company. That's "fence" like "a barrier", not "fence" like "buyer of stolen goods".
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You're kidding me, right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|The company that makes them is seriously bad news. If you'd rather a corrupt, sinister organization keep making money...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll do it. Easier to say yes then understand the reason with you.
|Playa - Female 2|I'll do it. Easier to say yes then understand the reason.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll do it. Easier to say yes then understand the reason with you.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll do it. Easier to say yes then understand the reason with you.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll do it. Easier to say yes then understand the reason.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll do it. Easier to say yes then understand the reason with you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|What was that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Nothing.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM K 04 Pre-MM Kinzie"
|Phone Call|I can't get into every place the Deckers have their little networks. Too many secure locations.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|There a way to fix that?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|Yep. I have to visit each location separately and hack into them locally.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You'll never get close enough without them spotting you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|I will if you're watching over me. Like with a helicopter. With guns.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Yeah, I bet that'll work.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|It better, I already found the helicopter.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM K 05 Pre-MM Kinzie"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Kinzie, how's the information you got on the Deckers coming?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|It's compiling.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|So what's next?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|Not talking over the phone now. Too many people could be listening.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Ok...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|Smiling Jacks. Go there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Ok...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM K 06 End MMK06"
|Phone Call|Oh... hi.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What's wrong?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|Nothing. I ordered pancakes.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|That a euphemism or something?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Well, since we pretty much drove the Deckers out of Steelport, I thought I'd try to be... ya know... normal.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You mean, like, going more than five blocks from your place?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|Let's not get crazy.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You should try it sometime.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Phone Call|I have. It's overrated.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Well, just wanted to check in.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|Ok. Call if you need me...
}}

{{dialogue|"MM K cutscene Kinzie01"
|Playa|I thought someone who just got out of captivity would want to live it up a little more.
|Kinzie|Not really, I hate people.
|Playa|Oh. So do you have anything on the Deckers?
|Kinzie|Not yet.
|Playa|What have you been doing since you got out?
|Kinzie|Power leveling.
|Playa|You're killing me, Kinzie.
|Kinzie|I can't help you take down the Deckers until I know where they're hiding. So, I wrote a program that tracks a user's physical location while they're logged on.
|Playa|That's ... awesome?
|Kinzie|Just play the damn game and I can pinpoint where the Deckers are in real life.
|Playa|Now we're talkin'.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM K cutscene Kinzie02"
|Kinzie|You should be more careful. I saw you coming two blocks ago. Traffic cameras, they're everywhere in this town.
|Playa|Good to know...
|Kinzie|I'm serious. And you should toss your fancy over-priced phone, I can find you through that, too.
|Playa|Look, I feel kinda weird having a conversation like this...
|Kinzie|Totally agree. We should be using, like, that Navajo code dialect...
|Playa|Come up for air? I took care of the Deckers.
|Kinzie|Sure, let down your guard and suddenly, they make it look like you're selling secrets to Mossad and moonlighting as a dominatrix.
|Kinzie|We've created a big enough disruption for you to move on Matt Miller. But if you want the Deckers gone -- like, really gone -- there's a lot of work to do.
|Playa|Alright, I'll hit you up if I need any more help.
|Kinzie|Remember, throw out your phone!
}}

MM P[]

{{dialogue|"MM P 01 Pre-MM Pierce"
|Phone Call|Hey, I think I'm ready to make a move on The Syndicate.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What do you have in mind?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|Head to the crib. I found something you should see.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Better be worth my time.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|I think it's a safe bet it'll be worth it.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM P 02 Pre-MM Pierce"
|Phone Call|DELETE
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|DELETE
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|Ultor sent over a couple pallets of Saints merch. Maybe we should do a little advertising around town. You know, pimp the Saints in Steelport.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Don't we have a PR department for that?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Phone Call|People go crazy over actual celebrities promoting themselves.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|So you're saying it has to be me...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|I'll do the selling, you just get my back. And I have the perfect places to hit...
}}

{{dialogue|"MM P 03 Pre-MM Pierce"
|Phone Call|If we're gonna get a cash flow going, we'll need a business to funnel us money.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You wanna rob some store?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|That'll cause more problems than it's worth. I'm saying we buy one from the Morningstar.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Because they'll jump at the chance to sell to us.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|Nope, because we already have the deed.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Come again?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|We take the deed from that lockbox and purchase the store in our name instead.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Well, if they can't argue...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM P 04 Pre-MM Pierce"
|Phone Call|You feel like blowing shit up?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Go on, I'm all ears.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Phone Call|Found the route the Morningstar uses to deliver their goods buried in the Syndicate files.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You're saying we drop a few pipe bombs under them?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Fuck that, I'm saying we use a tank.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This may be the best idea you've ever had.
|Playa - Female 2|This may be the best idea you've ever had.
|Playa - Female 3|This may be the best idea you've ever had.
|Playa - Male 1  |This may be the best idea you've ever had.
|Playa - Male 2  |This may be the best idea you ever had.
|Playa - Male 3  |This may be the best idea you've ever had.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM P 05 Pre-MM Pierce"
|Phone Call|You ready to be a star?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Thought we already were.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Phone Call|Not like this. You've been personally selected for a spot on a gameshow here in town.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Gameshow? You're not trying to auction me off on some dating thing, are you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|Trust me, you'll love this shit. Meet me and I'll show you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You better be right.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM P 06 Pre-MiniMission"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'm surprised the Syndicate is still standing after all this shit we've thrown at them.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|I don't see a reason to stop.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Not saying we should.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|Alright, then see you at the Broken Shillelagh.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM P 07 End MM07"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Looks like we've locked up Downtown pretty solid.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Uh huh...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Would've thought you'd be happier about that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Phone Call|What? Oh, sorry. You're interruptin' my studying.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What the hell are you studying?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|Gettin' ready for Pub Trivia night.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Oh for god's sake...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|We just toppled an international crime syndicate -- haven't I earned some R&R?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Sure you have. What's the category?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|Eighties sitcoms. Shit, I got that trophy won.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Just be ready if I call you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM P cutscene Pierce01"
|Pierce|Check it out, boss...
|Playa|What's up?
|Pierce|Since this used to be a Syndicate crib, thought I'd poke around and see what they left behind.
|Playa|So what am I looking at?
|Pierce|Safety deposit keys. Now, don't you wanna know what it is they got all locked up...?
|Playa|The Syndicate will know we have the keys -- they'll be waiting for us to make a move.
|Pierce|I guess you better watch my back.
|Playa|Let's go.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM P cutscene Pierce02"
|Playa|This doesn't seem like your kinda place Pierce.
|Pierce|What's to hate? The beer is cheap.
|Pierce|-- and I'm the best looking motherfucker in here.
|Playa|Look, you may think it's time to kick back but I'm done toying with these bastards, I want Loren and I want him now. Where is he?
|Pierce|No idea--
|Pierce|--but 10k says he's hiding out in that big ass skyscraper.
|Playa|Loren's a tactician, he's not gonna hole up in a building that screams "I'm a criminal mastermind." I need something concrete.
|Pierce|Then hit up Powder.
|Playa|I don't have time for a stripper.
|Pierce|No, Powder's a designer gun store downtown...I saw some of Loren's thugs talking to the owner, there's gotta be something there.
|Playa|Let's go shopping.
}}

MM Z[]

{{dialogue|"MM Z 01 Pre-MM Zimos"
|Phone Call|Uh, hello?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Zimos, I was...
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Phone Call|Think this can wait, I'm in the middle of something?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You want me to swing by instead?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|Yeah, sure. And seriously, no hurry.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|See you, Z.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Bye... Now where was I?
}}

{{dialogue|"MM Z 02 Pre-MM Zimos"
|Phone Call|Hey baby, maybe you can help me out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Baby?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Phone Call|I need some help gettin' my trade going, you know? Gettin' the word out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'm not standing on a corner flicking cards if that's what you're thinking.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Phone Call|I got people to do that for you. Just need help deliverin' the advertisements to them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I mean, I guess...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|Good, meet me and we can roll these out.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM Z 03 Pre-MM Zimos"
|Phone Call|You got good timing, my girls need a driver.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What do I look like to you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Phone Call|Someone who can keep them safe while they turn tricks and make us money.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|And all I got to do is drive them?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|That's right. How hard can that be?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You'd be surprised...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM Z 04 Pre-MM Zimos"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Now that you're back in business, we can focus on the Morningstar.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Phone Call|You need to slow down, baby.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|No time.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|Look, come to the palace of Zimos. Got somethin' here to show you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What for?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|I been helpin' you out, right? Humor me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Fine...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM Z 05 End MMZ05"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Zimos, I gotta ask you something...why'd Kiki and Viola put you in the pony show?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Phone Call|You just destroyed everything those two built in this city. Can't we just enjoy the "now" without you digging up the past?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Not if you don't want a new saddle showing up every week.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|Alright, alright... I slept with one of them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Which one?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Phone Call|I don't know -- that was the problem.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Wow... Well anyway, thank's for the help with the Morningstar.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|You need anything else, give ol' Zimos a call...
}}

{{dialogue|"MM Z cutscene Zimos01"
|Playa|Hey Zim-
|Zimos|Shhh, don't wake the bitches.
|Playa|You don't waste time.
|Zimos|If you were chewing on a ball gag with a horse tail up your ass for a few years I think you'd want to unwind.
|Playa|Fair enough.
|Zimos|I'm guessin' you didn't come here for the pussy.
|Playa|If the Saints are gonna stay in Steelport we need the Morningstar outta here. I already worked Downtown, but these motherfuckers are everywhere.
|Zimos|I'm here to help, baby. I know every track the Morningstar are working. We can build up our stable and hurt the DeWynter sisters at the same time.
|Playa|Sounds good.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM Z cutscene Zimos02"
|Playa|That is one ugly fucking painting.
|Zimos|You fucking Phillistine! What you know about art? That's a DeWynter Sisters original! Bought that back in the day when me and the twins were all "live and let live".
|Playa|Seeing we just let them know we're taking over their business, I doubt that deal's gonna hold.
|Zimos|Shit, remember the pony show? I been off their Christmas list a long time. Anyway, I didn't call you over to talk about me. You killed Phillipe Loren and showed the Morningstar that you're here to stay. Time to relax and cut loose, baby!
|Playa|We'll party once the work's done. I'll call you when I make another move against the Morningstar.
}}

S01[]


{{dialogue|"S01 Almost Got It"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sorry to interrupt your typing but...
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi... I don't want to rush you...
|Playa - Female 3|Hey Shaundi, let's hurry it up.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi... I don't want to alarm you...
|Playa - Male 2  |Girl, we need to hurry this up...
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi... I don't want to alarm you...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Shaundi|In a minute!
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Break Room"
|Pierce|Break time is over!
|Shaundi|Break time is over?
|Pierce|I didn't have this exactly planned, ok...
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Combat Inside"
|Pierce|How many guards they have here?
|Shaundi|Who would have thought raiding a gun warehouse would be dangerous.
|Pierce|You don't gotta be a bitch about it...
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Combat out Back"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This wasn't one of your best ideas, hon.
|Playa - Female 2|Great plan, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 3|This wasn't one of your better ideas, Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 1  |Great plan Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 2  |Love this plan, girl...
|Playa - Male 3  |Great plan Shaundi...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Shaundi|You said two guys, not my fault.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I know what I said.
|Playa - Female 2|No, really. I like how this is going.
|Playa - Female 3|Just admit it's bad.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, I'm serious, this is my kind of plan...
|Playa - Male 2  |No, really, I love it!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm being serious. This is my kinda plan.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S01 Combat Upstairs"
|Pierce|Looks like they don't want us getting to that office.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's not about what they want, okay?
|Playa - Female 2|I did not plan to ask them for permission.
|Playa - Female 3|So we don't give them a choice.
|Playa - Male 1  |We're not giving them a choice.
|Playa - Male 2  |Like they're gonna stop us.
|Playa - Male 3  |We're not giving them a choice.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S01 cutscene"
|Playa|Lotta people with guns in there. We'll go in the back way.
|Pierce|You don't think the back's guarded?
|Playa|There's like 2 punks.
|Pierce|What about the inside, motherfucker?
|Shaundi|Put in your tampons and let's do this.
}}

{{quote|Ain't much better in here.|Pierce, "S01 Entering"}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Get"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Inside will be safer.
|Playa - Female 2|We should get inside.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's get inside.
|Playa - Male 2  |Enough of this shit, let's go in.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's get inside.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S01 Get to Office"
|Shaundi|Whoever's in charge here probably knows where to find Loren.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then let's get to the office and find them.
|Playa - Female 2|They are sure to be hiding from us. Check the office.
|Playa - Female 3|Bet they're all hiding in the office.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's head to the office and see if they're hiding under their desk.
|Playa - Male 2  |Must be hiding in the office then.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's head to the office and see if they're hiding under their desk.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S01 Hack Faster"
|Pierce|These guys are letting up.
|Shaundi|Quit distracting me...
}}

{{quote|Got it! Let's go.|Shaundi, "S01 Hack"}}

{{dialogue|"S01 How Long to Hack"
|Pierce|How long's it gonna take you to get into that thing?
|Shaundi|Don't know. Never really done it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Better move those fingers, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 2|Just work as fast as you can.
|Playa - Female 3|Type faster, Shaundi!
|Playa - Male 1  |Less talk, more typing.
|Playa - Male 2  |Quit bothering her then, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |You two want to quit with the yapping?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S01 MiniGun Brute"
|Shaundi|Oh this can't be good...
|Pierce|Mini-gun!
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Mission Start"
|Pierce|They'll never see us coming now...
|Shaundi|Oh shut up.
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Office"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Looks like the manager went home for the day.
|Playa - Female 2|The manager is gone. Too bad.
|Playa - Female 3|Looks like the manager's not around.
|Playa - Male 1  |Guess the manager cleared out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Maybe they're home sick.
|Playa - Male 3  |Guess the manager cleared out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Shaundi|I'll get what I can off the computer.
}}

{{quote|Pick that shit up!|Pierce, "S01 Pick Up MiniGun"}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Playa - Female 2|Any news on Loren?
|Phone Call|Just Pierce's lead at Powder.
|Playa - Female 2|So you coming with?
|Phone Call|If you're taking it to Loren you bet your ass I'm coming.
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce give you the details on the Powder trip?
|Phone Call|You're dragging me shopping?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll take that as a no...
|Phone Call|What's going on?
|Playa - Male 2  |The store's a front for the Morningstar, we're hoping its got info on Loren.
|Phone Call|See ya there.
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce thinks he has a lead on finding Loren.
|Phone Call|I'm up for anything at this point.
|Playa - Female 3|We're going to Powder.
|Phone Call|The stripper?
|Playa - Female 3|I totally said the same thing. It's a store.
|Phone Call|And you think he's shopping there?
|Playa - Female 3|It's run by the Morningstar. We may be able to find some record of where he is.
|Phone Call|Guess it's better than nothing.
|Playa - Female 3|Alright, see you there.
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Playa - Female 1|Wanna go shopping?
|Phone Call|Not in the mood.
|Playa - Female 1|Wanna go kill a bunch of goons that work for Loren?
|Phone Call|Definitely.
|Playa - Female 1|Phillipe owns a gunstore in town named Powder. Wanna go shopping?
|Phone Call|See you in 5.
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, give me good news.
|Phone Call|We're gonna burn powder to the ground.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's...a little extreme.
|Phone Call|See ya there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi wai- oh boy...
}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi, everything set?
|Phone Call|Ready for our shopping trip.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thought you might be.
|Phone Call|What's that supposed to mean?
|Playa - Male 3  |Just know how bad you want Loren...
|Phone Call|Don't care how many guns they have, it'll be worth it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah... never thought about it like that...
}}

{{quote|Roars|Playa - Zombie  , "S01 Pre Z" (Zombie)}}
|Phone Call|Loren's still hiding like a fucking coward.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
|Phone Call|The Morningstar's gun store? Yeah, I've heard of it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
|Phone Call|Well someone there's gotta know where to find him, right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
|Phone Call|I'll be waiting there for you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}

{{quote|They have snipers in here!|Shaundi, "S01 Sniper Inside"}}

{{dialogue|"S01 Time To Go"
|Pierce|Gonna be a fight out of here...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We'll make it through.
|Playa - Female 2|Sounds like a good time.
|Playa - Female 3|Then hope you're ready for it.
|Playa - Male 1  |When isn't it...
|Playa - Male 2  |You expected something else?
|Playa - Male 3  |When isn't it...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S01 Tons Of Morningstar"
|Pierce|Seriously, this is a lot of guards...
|Shaundi|I'm beginning to agree with you.
|Pierce|Are we even making a dent?
}}

S02[]


{{dialogue|"S02 Combat 2"
|Zimos|You're handling this naked thing better than I thought you would.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whatever happens...it's going to be perfect...
|Playa - Female 2|It feels so... right.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm not ashamed of what I have...
|Playa - Male 1  |This just feels... right.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's cause I got nothin' to hide.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm naked...?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S02 Combat 3"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is only a one time deal, sweetie.
|Playa - Female 2|You understand that this won't happen again, right?
|Playa - Female 3|Hope you aren't expecting a repeat show.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know you're never getting me like this again.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't expect me to be down with doin' this again. It's a one time thing.
|Playa - Male 3  |You know you're never getting me like this again.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Zimos|To be honest, I didn't think it'd work the first time.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Commenting on Hacking"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, time to start guessing...
|Playa - Female 2|How hard can this be?
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, guess I'll start pushing buttons...
|Playa - Male 2  |None of these things are labeled...
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck it. I'll just start pushing things.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|One of these has to do something...
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps that button...
|Playa - Male 1  |One of these has to be right...
|Playa - Male 2  |This always looks easy in movies...
|Playa - Male 3  |One of these has got to be right...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S02 cutscene"
|Monica|While no group has taken credit for the attack in Stilwater, we have ignored its root cause. Our uncontrolled media and the goods sold to our children have fetishized gang culture and turned sociopathic madmen into heroes. No more!
|Monica|Those responsible for this act of terror will be found and held accountable.
|Monica|The STAG Initiative marks a milestone in taking back the streets of America!
|Playa|What the hell is the "STAG Initiative"...?
|Zimos|If it's free porn for everyone - I'm down.
|Playa|So what's the lead?
|Zimos|I got you hooked up, Slim.
|Playa|Very discreet.
|Zimos|That's an invitation to kick the Morningstar right in their collective pussy. They're having an auction tonight--flash the card, and you're in.
|Playa|So what, I pretend to be an eccentric millionaire?
|Zimos|Kind of. I'm gonna auction you off as a sex slave.
|Playa|Fuck. That.
|Zimos|Oh, quit being a bitch and get in the van.
}}

{{quote|We'll have to go down to find the security room.|Zimos, "S02 Down to"}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Drugged Out"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh my god...the floor is so wobbly!
|Playa - Female 2|The floors... why are they vibrating?
|Playa - Male 1  |What is making the floor vibrate?
|Playa - Male 2  |Why's this place feel like it's movin'?
|Playa - Male 3  |What's that noise...?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Z, this stuff is amazing...
|Playa - Female 2|Z, tell me you have more of this stuff...
|Playa - Male 1  |Z, you have more of this stuff, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |I approve of this, Z.
|Playa - Male 3  |Z, you have more of this stuff, right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's like living in a rainbow...
|Playa - Female 2|So THIS is what it's like to be Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 1  |So THIS is what it's like to be Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 2  |This what Shaundi used to see?
|Playa - Male 3  |So THIS is what it's like to be Shaundi...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I've been missing out on so much...
|Playa - Female 2|Whoa, what was that color?
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, what is that color?
|Playa - Male 2  |Gotta keep my head on... whoa.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whoa, what was that color?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Everyone looks so gorgeous right now!
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce should be sharing this with me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce has got to try this.
|Playa - Male 2  |I've been missin' out.
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce has got to try this.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{quote|We'll have to shut down security. Should be up ahead.|Zimos, "S02 Follow"}}

{{quote|Shit, we can't leave them like this. I say we let 'em out.|Zimos, "S02 Help"}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Hos Fighting"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Morningstar doesn't stand a chance.
|Playa - Female 2|Impressive. These girls would have been useful against Phillipe.
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn, wouldn't want to be Morningstar right now.
|Playa - Male 2  |Think these girls are pissed off?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, girl power, what's up?!
|Playa - Female 2|These girls are gonna fuck. Them. Up.
|Playa - Male 1  |These girls are gonna fuck. Them. Up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Zimos, don't ever piss off your girls this much.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S02 Kill Brute"
|Zimos|Time to go after their head of security, only...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You sound so unsure...
|Playa - Female 2|Yes?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm not gonna like this, am I?
|Playa - Male 1  |Only what?
|Playa - Male 2  |Spill it, Z.
|Playa - Male 3  |Only what?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Zimos|Well, he's big.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Mission Start"
|Zimos|Here's your guns back.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where are we going to put these silly weapons?
|Playa - Female 2|The extra clips... Perhaps I could shove... Or...
|Playa - Female 3|Now where am I gonna put all this ammo?
|Playa - Male 1  |Should be fun storing extra ammo.
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't really hide it now, can I?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where am I supposed to keep this?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Zimos|That's on you to figure out, baby. I'd rather not know.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 No Kill Hos"
|Zimos|What are you doing!?
|Zimos|Man, don't kill these bitches.
|Zimos|What's wrong with you, they could work for us.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Player Woozy"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Everything is so beautiful...
|Playa - Female 2|Whoa, pretty colors... Ok, I am ready.
|Playa - Female 3|Everything I touch tastes fuzzy... Let's make this happen.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, pretty colors... Ok, let's do this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't know what I took, but I like it!
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't feel so great...
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S02 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Phone Call|Well hey baby. What can Zimos do for you?
|Playa - Female 2|Not throw another party with Pierce for starters.
|Phone Call|Hey, don't blame the Z. Besides, I'm about to make that up to you.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh really? What'd you have in mind?
|Phone Call|A way to get a little payback on the Morningstar.
|Playa - Female 2|Keep talkin', I'm listening.
|Phone Call|Yeah, best I explain this one in person.
|Playa - Female 2|It better be good, Zimos.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Phone Call|Man, I don't wanna hear it.
|Playa - Male 2  |What, that you fucked up?
|Phone Call|Yeah, that.
|Playa - Male 2  |Z, you fucked up.
|Phone Call|I know, I know. But I can make it up to you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Why, you got a plan to put some hurt on the Morningstar?
|Phone Call|As a matter of fact, I do.
|Playa - Male 2  |Like what?
|Phone Call|Meet up first, it's a surprise.
|Playa - Male 2  |I ain't gonna like this shit, am I?
|Phone Call|Who knows, you might be into it.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Playa - Female 3|Calling to check in, Zimos.
|Phone Call|You afraid I'll be throwin' another party?
|Playa - Female 3|Something like that.
|Phone Call|That's cold.
|Playa - Female 3|And wondering what's going on with the Morningstar.
|Phone Call|Swing by, I'll fill you in with what I got cookin'...
|Playa - Female 3|See you in a bit.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Phone Call|Why you callin'? Got another party in mind?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|After the last one, don't think so, Z.
|Phone Call|Don't give up on a brother over one mistake, baby.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I was wondering if you had any ideas on the Morningstar.
|Phone Call|Call me Mr. Deus Ex Machina because somethin' just fell into my lap that should fuck with their operation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Alright, where we headed?
|Phone Call|Come to me. I'll give you the details when you get here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Better be a good plan.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Phone Call|Hey, I'm glad you called.
|Playa - Male 1  |Why, so you can suggest more hookers that'll try to kill us?
|Phone Call|Don't be an asshole, that coulda happened to anybody.
|Playa - Male 1  |It's a common problem, I'm sure.
|Phone Call|Look, I got a plan to pay back the Morningstar...
|Playa - Male 1  |Mind filling me in?
|Phone Call|Let's meet up, then I'll tell you the details.
|Playa - Male 1  |Better be worth it.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Playa - Male 3  |Z, what were you thinking with those strippers?
|Phone Call|Man, those Morningstar bitches had me locked up for so long, how was I supposed to know?
|Playa - Male 3  |You have to be more careful.
|Phone Call|And make 'em pay.
|Playa - Male 3  |Got an idea for that?
|Phone Call|Oh, indeed I do.
|Playa - Male 3  |Do tell.
|Phone Call|How 'bout meetin' up and I'll explain?
|Playa - Male 3  |I need to bring anything?
|Phone Call|Not a goddamn thing.
}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|How can Zimos help you today?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Don't worry, no more parties until the Morningstar aren't around to fuck them up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Phone Call|Better, got a plan all worked out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Phone Call|Those bitches won't see this one comin'.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Phone Call|I'll go over the details when I see you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|Looks like they're sending reinforcements.|Zimos, "S02 Reinforcements"}}

{{dialogue|"S02 Release Prisoners"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|On to freedom, everyone!
|Playa - Female 2|Come on, everyone out.
|Playa - Female 3|Move it!
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, everyone out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's go, everyone!
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on, everyone out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get some fresh air!
|Playa - Female 2|Time to be going.
|Playa - Female 3|Time to leave!
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to go.
|Playa - Male 2  |You're free!
|Playa - Male 3  |Time to go.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Move along! Don't waste time!
|Playa - Female 2|You do not want to stay here. Move.
|Playa - Female 3|Get out while you can!
|Playa - Male 1  |You don't want to stay here. Move it.
|Playa - Male 2  |If you wanna go, now's your chance!
|Playa - Male 3  |You don't want to stay here. Move it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S02 Security Override"
|Zimos|Damn things are still goin'...
|Zimos|Override these doors and let's keep movin'.
|Zimos|More to let out. Get on that.
}}

{{quote|Find somethin' to shut off those alarms.|Zimos, "S02 Unlock"}}

{{quote|Where you headed? We gotta go down, remember?|Zimos, "S02 Wrong"}}

S03[]


{{dialogue|"S03 Annoyed at Miller"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well not for long!
|Playa - Female 2|Just what I needed.
|Playa - Female 3|I hate this guy....
|Playa - Male 1  |Great...
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, shut the hell up...
|Playa - Male 3  |Great...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kinzie|What?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's Miller talking! God, he will not shut up!
|Playa - Female 2|Miller's on the speakers and won't shut up.
|Playa - Female 3|Miller's on the speakers... you know he loves to hear his own voice.
|Playa - Male 1  |Miller's on the speakers and won't shut up.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's Miller. He's on the damn speakers and annoying as shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Miller's on the speakers and won't shut up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|He has that bad habit.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Clear Out Deckers"
|Kinzie|That's it! I'm not reading any more power to the chair.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't party yet, Kinzie! I've got to get rid of these Deckers!
|Playa - Female 2|Some more Deckers will need killing before we get too excited.
|Playa - Female 3|Hold your excitement. I've gotta get rid of some Deckers.
|Playa - Male 1  |Might want to hold off on celebrating until I clear out these Deckers.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let me clear this place out then we can take it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Might want to hold off on celebrating until I clear out these Deckers.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kinzie|Take all the time you need... Just don't, you know, hurt the chair.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Cooling Tower"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, time to get that---
|Playa - Female 2|Alright, let's go get...
|Playa - Female 3|Time for us to get that---
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, let's go get...
|Playa - Male 2  |You ready to go in and get that...
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright, let's go get...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kinzie|Just you, and you'll have to take the quick way. The Deckers may already be destroying the chair to keep it from us.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There's a quick way?
|Playa - Female 2|Quick way? You mean...
|Playa - Female 3|Quick way?
|Playa - Male 1  |Quick way?
|Playa - Male 2  |That what I think you mean?
|Playa - Male 3  |Quick way?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kinzie|Yeah. Jump.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Cut Chair Link"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, the routers are shut down...
|Playa - Female 2|The routers are shut down.
|Playa - Female 3|The routers are down.
|Playa - Male 1  |Router... things are shut down.
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, they're all shut down.
|Playa - Male 3  |Router things are shut down.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|The chair's still pulling power from the system, I don't get it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Maybe because it's still plugged in?
|Playa - Female 2|I still see a power cord.
|Playa - Female 3|Uh, maybe if you unplug it?
|Playa - Male 1  |Well it's still plugged in...
|Playa - Male 2  |So unplug it then...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well it's still plugged in...
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|Oh. Cut that link too.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 cutscene"
|Kinzie|I'll explain it again, real slow:
|Kinzie|I want to broadcast your subconscious into the Decker usernet.
|Kinzie|Then you'll be able to interact with the avatars of users and corrupt the abstract representations of data that are the cornerstone of their online operation. To do that I'd need--
|Oleg|A NEMO Chair. Of course.
|Playa|A what chair?
|Oleg|NEMO--Neurological Electro Magnetic Onieroscope. The KGB destroyed the only one in existence.
|Kinzie|The Deckers have one.
|Oleg|Impossible. How could they mask the signal?
|Kinzie|They're keeping it here.
|Oleg|Clever...
|Playa|OK, nerd time is over! What is this thing--and Kinzie--for fuck's sake, keep it simple!
|Kinzie|I need the chair to stop the Deckers.
|Playa|Thank you.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Drive Over"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So am I going to be comfy while hooked up to this thing?
|Playa - Female 2|This chair you are setting up for me, is it comfortable?
|Playa - Female 3|Is this chair comfy?
|Playa - Male 1  |So if you're hooking me up to this thing, it's going to be comfortable, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |So this thing covered in leather or some space-age material or what?
|Playa - Male 3  |So if I'm going to be hooked up to this thing, it's going to be comfortable, right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|How should I know? It's a chair.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, but my ass needs some padding.
|Playa - Female 2|It's a reasonable question. Will it have memory foam and lumbar support?
|Playa - Female 3|Like does it have padding?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, but are we talking padded leather that reclines or some wicker bullshit.
|Playa - Male 2  |But they padded the seat with somethin', right? It ain't just fuckin' hard metal, is it?
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, but are we talking padded leather that reclines or some wicker bullshit.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Kinzie|That's what you're worried about? If your ass is going to be comfy?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A girl deserves to be pampered sometimes.
|Playa - Female 2|In any good plan, it is the details that are important.
|Playa - Female 3|I can' t concentrate if my butt falls asleep!
|Playa - Male 1  |These details are important.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, I'm the one who's gotta sit in it, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't skimp on the details.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S03 Drive Over Convo 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wanna listen to some music?
|Playa - Female 2|How about some music?
|Playa - Female 3|Got any station requests?
|Playa - Male 1  |How about some music?
|Playa - Male 2  |Got any tunes you wanna listen to?
|Playa - Male 3  |How about some music?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kinzie|No thanks.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No upbeat pop songs to brighten the mood?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you sure? I will let you pick. How about some electronica?
|Playa - Female 3|Klassic 102.4? Goes with the scenery.
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on. Some techno or dubstep? That's all over the internet, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |There's gotta be some crazy internet music on one of these stations.
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on. Some techno or dubstep? That's what the kids like, right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kinzie|Not interested.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You don't like happy music, do you?
|Playa - Female 2|Ah, you must be a classical girl. Mussorgsky, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Uh... Gen X then.
|Playa - Male 1  |You don't like easy listening shit, do you?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're not into classical, are you?
|Playa - Male 3  |You don't like easy listening shit, do you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|God no.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Classical? Hard rock?
|Playa - Female 2|Really? Death metal, perhaps? Goth rock? Funk?
|Playa - Female 3|Do you listen to anything?
|Playa - Male 1  |Then what? 80s rock? Death metal?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what you listen to?
|Playa - Male 3  |Then what? 80s rock? Death metal?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kinzie|Hard-core gangster rap.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, you're lying...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I like you.
|Playa - Female 3|Not sure if serious...
|Playa - Male 1  |... Seriously?
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't know why I'm surprised...
|Playa - Male 3  |Get the fuck out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S03 Enter Chair Room"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm in, Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|I am inside, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm in, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm in, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Touchdown.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm in, Kinzie.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kinzie|Cut the chair from their system by disabling the router connections.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So basically I press the off button?
|Playa - Female 2|Could I just push the 'off' button instead?
|Playa - Female 3|So... in English... that means press the off switch?
|Playa - Male 1  |So press the off button on the consoles?
|Playa - Male 2  |So just turn it all off then.
|Playa - Male 3  |So press the off button on the consoles?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kinzie|That's what I said, wasn't it?
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 First Power Shack"
|Kinzie|This looks like it. Buy me the time to shut down this power node.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No problem.
|Playa - Female 2|I will take care of it.
|Playa - Female 3|Just don't take too long...
|Playa - Male 1  |You got it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sure thing.
|Playa - Male 3  |You got it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S03 Getting in Helicopter"
|Kinzie|Alright, we'll have to fly around the area for this to work.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, well do your thing and I'll take over from there.
|Playa - Female 2|I will handle them. You just take care of... whatever.
|Playa - Female 3|Do what you need to and I'll do my thing.
|Playa - Male 1  |Just do whatever it is you do and I'll take care of the rest.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll keep us safe, you just work your magic, girl.
|Playa - Male 3  |Just do whatever it is you do and I'll take care of the rest.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kinzie|It's simple. I measure the...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't go all schoolteacher on me...
|Playa - Female 2|No need to explain, just do it.
|Playa - Female 3|You know I wouldn't understand, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Not asking for a lesson here.
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't need to know what that magic is...
|Playa - Male 3  |Not asking for a lesson here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kinzie|Right, forgot...
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Hacking Complication"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, something just went wrong...
|Playa - Female 2|We might have a problem here.
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, we have a problem out here.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, we got a problem here...
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh, Kinzie... we got problems...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, we got a problem here...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kinzie|Well you can handle it, right? I'm kinda busy here...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Great, just leave it to me...
|Playa - Female 2|Handle it... Of course. You got it.
|Playa - Female 3|That makes two of us!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh sure... no problem...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, I'm fine, don't worry about me or nothin'...
|Playa - Male 3  |Uh... ok...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S03 Helicopter Ride"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Figure out anything exciting?
|Playa - Female 2|You have found it?
|Playa - Female 3|Got a lead yet?
|Playa - Male 1  |Find anything yet, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |Got the location yet?
|Playa - Male 3  |Find anything yet, Kinzie?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|There's a lot of power output coming from that place, so it's hard to get a lock on the chair.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|But we'll get a lock on it eventually, right?
|Playa - Female 2|It... is a power plant, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|That's all you figured out?
|Playa - Male 1  |No shit, it's a power plant.
|Playa - Male 2  |Power from a power plant? You don't say...
|Playa - Male 3  |No shit, it's a power plant.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|I'll need more time.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Hurry Up"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can't you step it up, hon?
|Playa - Female 2|We need to move along, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Think you can move this along?
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's get this done, Kinzie.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not cool, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|Any day now, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Any day now, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hurry up, Kinzie!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why are you taking forever?
|Playa - Female 2|You are finishing up, yes?
|Playa - Male 1  |You done yet?
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell me you're almost done.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're not usually this slow!
|Playa - Female 2|It would be good of you to hurry...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'd hurry if I were you.
|Playa - Male 2  |It ain't gettin' any easier out here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Any progress?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie... make it soon?
|Playa - Male 1  |How's it going in there?
|Playa - Male 2  |There's no problems in there, right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Something's wrong, isn't it?
|Playa - Female 2|Soon is a good thing...
|Playa - Male 1  |Faster would be better.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thought you were faster at this.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, I'm getting worried....
|Playa - Female 2|Do we need to come back later?
|Playa - Male 1  |There a problem?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't stay here all day, Kinzie.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can't you move your ass a little faster?
|Playa - Female 2|I would like to move on now...
|Playa - Male 1  |We're sitting ducks here...
|Playa - Male 2  |This is taking too long...
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S03 Jumping"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here I go!
|Playa - Female 2|I need a new hobby.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh look, I'm jumping out... again...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well this is familiar...
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh look, I'm jumping out... again...
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S03 Kinzie Getting Shot"
|Kinzie|This'd be easier without bullets flying by me.
|Kinzie|I can't do this if I'm dead you know.
|Kinzie|They're breaking my concentration.
|Kinzie|Thought you'd keep them off me...
|Kinzie|I'm not done in here...
|Kinzie|How is this helping?
}}

{{quote|Got it! It's right under that main cooling tower! Logical really...|Kinzie, "S03 Located Chair"}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Miller Over Speakers"
|Matt|Give up, you'll never leave with the chair.
|Matt|You will go no further, Saint.
|Matt|What would a plebeian like you do with such technology?
|Matt|Stop wasting your time, this chair belongs to us.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Mission Start"
|Kinzie|Once we get to the nuclear plant, I'll need to cut the external power uplinks to the main building.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wouldn't it be easier to take the chair?
|Playa - Female 2|We are here for the chair, yes? So why not just take it?
|Playa - Female 3|Can't we just take the chair?
|Playa - Male 1  |Why don't we just run in and take the chair?
|Playa - Male 2  |Or we run in and take the chair...
|Playa - Male 3  |Why don't we just run in and take the chair?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kinzie|Well we could... if you want all it's circuitry to fry as we try to disconnect it from the power grid.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We definitely don't want that.
|Playa - Female 2|I see. This could get complicated.
|Playa - Female 3|And that would be... bad?
|Playa - Male 1  |Guessing that would be a bad thing.
|Playa - Male 2  |So we do it your way then.
|Playa - Male 3  |Probably not the best idea.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kinzie|Yeah.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 New Helicopter Ride"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What happens if Miller's inside?
|Playa - Female 2|Could Matt Miller be hiding inside?
|Playa - Female 3|What happens if Miller's inside?
|Playa - Male 1  |What should I do if Miller's inside?
|Playa - Male 2  |So if Miller's inside I should kill him, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |What should I do if Miller's inside?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kinzie|He won't be.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|But if he is in there, will we still take the chair?
|Playa - Female 2|If I did find him, would we still need the chair?
|Playa - Female 3|But if I kill him, we wont' need the chair.
|Playa - Male 1  |But if he was, would we still need the chair?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, but then we wouldn't need the chair.
|Playa - Male 3  |But if he was, would we still need the chair?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kinzie|Are you kidding? You don't just leave something like that lying around. Hell yes you take it!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Calm yourself, girl...
|Playa - Female 2|If it is that important, then we won't leave without it.
|Playa - Female 3|Excuse me for asking.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa! Sorry I asked.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ok... you're right...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm... sorry I asked.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{quote|Alright, here's the power uplink locations. Keep the Deckers off me while I disable each one.|Kinzie, "S03 Plant"}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Phone Call|Hi.
|Playa - Female 2|Hey Kinzie, how's the set-up going?
|Phone Call|Hold on -- How about now?
|Playa - Female 2|What the hell?
|Phone Call|We're trying to get this hooked up to all the systems we need. -- Now?
|Playa - Female 2|Sounds like it isn't going well.
|Phone Call|We're almost done here.
|Playa - Female 2|Alright, I'll head there in a bit.
|Phone Call|Wait, go back. -- Ok, see you.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Phone Call|You're not Oleg.
|Playa - Male 2  |Think I know that.
|Phone Call|He's supposed to be calling with the pass codes to unlock the encrypted sectors.
|Playa - Male 2  |Right... so that mean you're not set up?
|Phone Call|We're set up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then why didn't you call?
|Phone Call|I told you, Oleg is supposed to be calling with the...
|Playa - Male 2  |...passes to the cryptic stuff. Yeah, I got it. That doesn't sound like set up then.
|Phone Call|He'll probably call before you get here, so might as well head on over.
|Playa - Male 2  |Why couldn't you have just said that?
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Playa - Female 3|How long do I have to wait for the computer to be up and running, Kinzie?
|Phone Call|We can't just flick a switch and be ready to go.
|Playa - Female 3|Why not?
|Phone Call|Programs have to be written, the system has to be optimized for the best performance, power needs have to be met...
|Phone Call|And security measures have to be installed to prevent interruption of the signal by the Deckers.
|Playa - Female 3|Oleg?
|Phone Call|Yeah, we're on speaker.
|Phone Call|Perhaps if we install a backup system?
|Phone Call|How about three? We could just...
|Playa - Female 3|Forget it, I'll be over in a bit.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Phone Call|This is the greatest piece of machinery I've ever seen.
|Playa - Female 1|Glad you're happy.
|Phone Call|Oleg helped me get it up and running.
|Playa - Female 1|So it's ready to go?
|Phone Call|Been ready for a while, actually.
|Playa - Female 1|You could've called you know?
|Phone Call|I know, but I needed some time with this.
|Playa - Female 1|Honey, you need help.
|Phone Call|This isn't like a gun you can just pick up and shoot. You need to know how it works, get a feel for it's power, make sure it isn't too much to handle, learn its quirks.
|Playa - Female 1|Actually, that's exactly like a gun. Or a car.
|Phone Call|Trust me, it's...
|Playa - Female 1|Or a man.
|Phone Call|It's not...
|Playa - Female 1|Or a woman, if you're into that sort of thing...
|Phone Call|It's not the same!
|Playa - Female 1|So we ready to go then?
|Phone Call|... Yes.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |How's the set up going, Kinzie?
|Phone Call|Hard for me to move this thing around.
|Playa - Male 1  |Why don't you ask...
|Phone Call|Oleg is helping.
|Playa - Male 1  |What do you need from me then?
|Phone Call|The next important piece of equipment.
|Phone Call|How about now?
|Phone Call|Perfect! Look, just come over and I'll explain the plan.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|We're not ready for you yet.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well how long will it be?
|Phone Call|Depends on if...
|Phone Call|There, that should do it.
|Phone Call|... if Oleg can get the processors to overclock even more. Gimmie a sec...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie?
|Phone Call|I'm impressed, it works. Oleg's a genius.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's great, can we worry about the Deckers now?
|Phone Call|Sure. Come over when you can.
|Playa - Male 3  |Finally.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Pre Z" (Zombie)
|Phone Call|This may be the greatest computer I've ever had my hands on.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
|Phone Call|That's a little personal.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
|Phone Call|I'd say it's better.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
|Phone Call|Don't worry, I know how we can go after the Deckers.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
|Phone Call|I'm not trying to explain over the phone.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
|Phone Call|Then come by when you can.
}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Seeing Chair"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What is Miller doing, anyway? Planning the next world war?
|Playa - Female 2|What does that kid do in here? Plan the next world war?
|Playa - Female 3|Is this hacker freak trying to plan the next world war?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell is Miller doing in here? Planning the next world war?
|Playa - Male 2  |It's like Miller's collecting all the damn tech in the world here!
|Playa - Male 3  |What the hell is Miller doing in here? Planning the next world war?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kinzie|It's what I'd do.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There's the chair!
|Playa - Female 2|Really? We should compare notes some time.
|Playa - Female 3|But you're not a freak... mostly.
|Playa - Male 1  |Wow.
|Playa - Male 2  |Um, well, yeah... true...
|Playa - Male 3  |Wow.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S03 Uplink Convo 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You cool, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|Is it going well?
|Playa - Female 3|You alright, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |How's it going in there?
|Playa - Male 2  |Almost done in there?
|Playa - Male 3  |How's it going in there?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kinzie|These things take time.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I can do it!
|Playa - Female 2|I'm doing good, thanks for asking.
|Playa - Female 3|Make them take less time.
|Playa - Male 1  |You should just let me shoot it instead.
|Playa - Male 2  |Easier to just shoot these things.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shoulda let me handle it...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S03 Uplink Convo 2"
|Kinzie|Mind keeping it down out there?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You can't be serious, Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|You can't be serious.
|Playa - Female 3|Are you for real?
|Playa - Male 1  |You're kidding, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |I hope you're joking...
|Playa - Male 3  |You joking?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kinzie|Sort of...
}}

{{quote|That's one. Two more to go.|Kinzie, "S03 Uplink One"}}

{{dialogue|"S03 Uplink Three Down"
|Kinzie|Alright, that's it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Now can we get that amazing padded chair?
|Playa - Female 2|Now can we go pick up our chair, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Now we get the chair, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Now can we go in and get this chair?
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's get this chair then.
|Playa - Male 3  |Now can we go in and get this chair?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kinzie|Nope, now we go up in a helicopter.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You never told me about the helicopter.
|Playa - Female 2|Why a helicopter?
|Playa - Female 3|Why?
|Playa - Male 1  |A helicopter?
|Playa - Male 2  |What?
|Playa - Male 3  |A helicopter?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kinzie|They could be keeping the chair anywhere...I have to triangulate its exact location first, while you...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|...act as the guardian.
|Playa - Female 2|...are fighting off another horde of Deckers.
|Playa - Female 3|...need to be on the look-out. Yeah, yeah, I know.
|Playa - Male 1  |... have to protect your ass, got it.
|Playa - Male 2  |...protect the chopper, I got it...
|Playa - Male 3  |... have to protect your ass, got it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kinzie|See, we're communicating.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where's it landing?
|Playa - Female 2|Where is this helicopter?
|Playa - Female 3|That's one word for it. And it's landing where?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where's it landing?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where's the heli then?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where's it landing?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kinzie|In front of the plant.
}}

{{quote|Two down. Last one and we're in business.|Kinzie, "S03 Uplink Two"}}

S04[]

{{dialogue|"S04 Brute Comment"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Those mini-guns are super deadly...
|Playa - Female 2|Where are they getting all these mini-guns?
|Playa - Female 3|God, enough with the mini-guns...
|Playa - Male 1  |They gotta stop giving these guys mini-guns...
|Playa - Male 2  |Another fuckin' mini-gun?
|Playa - Male 3  |They gotta stop giving these guys mini-guns...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not another fucking brute! Gross!
|Playa - Female 2|A second one?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm sick of these bastards!
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck, another one?
|Playa - Male 2  |How many of these assholes do I gotta put down?
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck me, another one?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S04 cutscene"
|Playa|Why are we here?
|Angel|Losing his mask is the ultimate shame a Luchador can feel. I can't steal it back. I need to earn it.
|Playa|Alright, how do we do that?
|Angel|We hurt a lot of people.
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Destroy Large"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time for the grand finale...
|Playa - Female 2|Now the main event...
|Playa - Male 1  |Now the main event...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S04 Destroy Statues"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, we really need to leave now!
|Playa - Female 2|Time for us to be leaving.
|Playa - Female 3|I think it's time to go.
|Playa - Male 1  |Time we get our asses out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Time we got our asses on the road.
|Playa - Male 3  |Time we get our asses out of here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Angel|Not yet... it's time to send Killbane a message. Starting with those statues.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's do it. They're ugly anyway!
|Playa - Female 2|Sounds good to me.
|Playa - Female 3|Sounds good to me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine, let's tear this place up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ya know when you said you couldn't steal it, I didn't think this was what you had in mind...
|Playa - Male 3  |Fine with me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S04 Do"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ready to destroy these machines?
|Playa - Female 2|Time to destoy the machines.
|Playa - Female 3|Time to destroy these machines!
|Playa - Male 1  |Better get to destroying these machines.
|Playa - Male 2  |These one armed bandits had it comin' to 'em.
|Playa - Male 3  |Better get to destroying these machines.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S04 Fights to the Vault"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why didn't you get your mask back sooner?
|Playa - Female 2|If you knew Killbane had your mask, why didn't you go look for it?
|Playa - Female 3|He had your mask all this time? You could have taken it already.
|Playa - Male 1  |If you knew he kept your mask, why didn't you look for it earlier?
|Playa - Male 2  |Why did you wait this long to go after your mask?
|Playa - Male 3  |If you knew he kept your mask, why didn't you look for it earlier?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Angel|He broke my spirit, I didn't think I was worthy enough to get it back.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What made you feel worthy again?
|Playa - Female 2|What changed?
|Playa - Female 3|What's changed that made you come here now?
|Playa - Male 1  |What changed?
|Playa - Male 2  |What changed your mind?
|Playa - Male 3  |What changed?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Angel|Meeting the Saints.
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Finish Clearing Guys"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Everybody out! We're finished!
|Playa - Female 2|Clear out the last of them, and we are done.
|Playa - Female 3|Clear everyone out, and then let's bounce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Clear out the rest, then we're done here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's kill the rest of these motherfuckers and call it a day.
|Playa - Male 3  |Clear out the rest, then we're done here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S04 Luchadore Specialist"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Angel, watch your back, hon!
|Playa - Female 2|Angel, you see the grenade launcher?
|Playa - Male 1  |Angel, watch out for the grenade launcher.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's grenade city over here!
|Playa - Female 2|More grenades incoming!
|Playa - Male 1  |More grenades incoming!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{quote|Okay, okay! It's gotta be in the vault, behind the teller cages!|Interrogation, "S04 Manager Interrogation"}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Manager Over Speaker"
|Interrogation|What's going on out there?
|Interrogation|What are you being payed for? Stop them!
|Interrogation|Do you know who owns this casino?
|Interrogation|Do I have to do everything myself?
|Interrogation|3 Count Casino patrons, please remain calm while I handle the... disturbance.
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So what are we doing, guys?
|Playa - Female 2|You have a plan, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|What are we doing here?
|Playa - Male 1  |So what's the plan, here?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what are we doin' here?
|Playa - Male 3  |So what's the plan, here?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Angel|We tear this place apart until someone who knows where my mask is shows up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And who would that be?
|Playa - Female 2|Like who?
|Playa - Female 3|Someone important?
|Playa - Male 1  |What happened to earning it?
|Playa - Male 2  |You lookin' for someone in particular?
|Playa - Male 3  |Like who?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Angel|This is close enough.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Guess I'll take your word for it.
|Playa - Female 2|Good enough. Let's do this.
|Playa - Female 3|Then let's get started...
|Playa - Male 1  |Whatever you say boss.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then we should start fuckin' this place up.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whatever you say, mate.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S04 Post Mask"
|Angel|Let me show you how it's done!
|Angel|Nothing will hold me back!
|Angel|Now you will feel pain!
|Angel|This mask is no longer Killbane's!
|Angel|You can't stop us!
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Pre BF" (Female 2)
|Phone Call|You can't fight Killbane.
|Playa - Female 2|WHAT?
|Phone Call|He took everything from me, I need redemption
|Playa - Female 2|Do you think you can win?
|Phone Call|There's just one thing I need.
|Playa - Female 2|What's that.
|Phone Call|My mask.
|Playa - Female 2|I think there's a Let's Pretend on the way to the arena...
|Phone Call|Not good enough. I want what Killbane took from me...and I know where he's keeping it.
|Playa - Female 2|Where?
|Phone Call|The 3 Count Casino.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh this is going to be interesting...
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Pre BM" (Male 2)
|Phone Call|I don't want you to fight Killbane
|Playa - Male 2  |The fuck you say?
|Phone Call|This is between me and him.
|Playa - Male 2  |I think he kinda involved me when he framed the saints for attacking Stilwater
|Phone Call|I'm a Saint now...let me handle this for you.
|Playa - Male 2  |You have a lot of ring rust, man.
|Phone Call|I've been praying for redemption...I won't let this chance slip me by.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ok man, you got it.
|Phone Call|Thank you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Anything I can do to help you get ready?
|Phone Call|There's only one thing I need. Meet me at the 3 Count Casino.
|Playa - Male 2  |See you there...
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Pre HF" (Female 3)
|Playa - Female 3|Hey Angel, I was wondering if you could help me train for my big fight
|Phone Call|No.
|Playa - Female 3|What?
|Phone Call|I need to be the one to finish Killbane.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't think...
|Phone Call|There's nothing I have trained harder for than reclaiming my title from him. I need to do this.
|Playa - Female 3|And he won't see that coming?
|Phone Call|He knows I won't fight him right now.
|Playa - Female 3|How will Murderbrawl be different?
|Phone Call|Come to the 3 Count Casino and I'll show you.
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Pre Mask"
|Angel|I'm through hiding.
|Angel|My shame ends today.
|Angel|Where's my mask?
|Angel|You won't keep me from it.
|Angel|You're in the way of redemption.
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Pre WF" (Female 1)
|Phone Call|Now that the competition is no longer in the fight, I'm free to take on Killbane.
|Playa - Female 1|You? Don't get it twisted buddy, I'm taking on Killbane.
|Phone Call|You wouldn't understand living with the shame I have.
|Playa - Female 1|Then be happy when you see him fall down at Murderbrawl.
|Phone Call|Unless I redeem myself against him, it'll never go away.
|Playa - Female 1|So you want to step into the ring yourself? Are you even ready for a fight like that?
|Phone Call|I've been practicing for years. I know I'm ready.
|Playa - Female 1|Well... good luck, I guess...
|Phone Call|I still need your help to prepare.
|Playa - Female 1|What do you mean?
|Phone Call|Meet me at the 3 Count Casino and I'll show you.
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Pre WM" (Male 1)
|Playa - Male 1  |Angel, what advice can you give me for my fight with Killbane?
|Phone Call|Don't fight him.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know I have to.
|Phone Call|Let me do it...
|Playa - Male 1  |Angel...
|Phone Call|I've been living with this shame for years. Give me the chance to make it right.
|Playa - Male 1  |You think you can beat him?
|Phone Call|All I need is the opportunity.
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, how can I help?
|Phone Call|Before I can fight, I need to reclaim my honor.
|Playa - Male 1  |How do you do that?
|Phone Call|Meet me at the 3 Count Casino and I'll show you.
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Pre WMA" (Male 3)
|Phone Call|Listen, you can't fight Kilbane.
|Playa - Male 3  |What the fuck are you talking about.
|Phone Call|This is about honor. My honor.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck your honor, Killbane needs to be taken down.
|Phone Call|And you think you're the one to do it? You don't know a wrist lock from a pad lock.
|Playa - Male 3  |I think that's a little harsh.
|Phone Call|Trust me. I can do this.
|Playa - Male 3  |It's that important to you?
|Phone Call|Nothing is more important.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then I guess we have to make it happen.
|Phone Call|Go to the 3 Count Casino then. Together we can right a wrong.
}}

{{quote|Grunts|Playa - Zombie  , "S04 Pre Z" (Zombie)}}
|Phone Call|I'm sorry, but no.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
|Phone Call|I don't expect you to understand.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
|Phone Call|This isn't about that. I need to fight Killbane myself.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
|Phone Call|Exactly.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
|Phone Call|There is something you can do...
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
|Phone Call|Come ot the 3 Count. I'll explain more there.
}}

{{quote|Angel De LaMuerte is reborn!|Angel, "S04 Puts on"}}

{{dialogue|"S04 See Manager"
|Angel|There! That's the Casino Manager!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Excuse me manager, but if I could talk to you for a second...
|Playa - Female 2|Shall we introduce ourselves?
|Playa - Female 3|Grab him before he runs off!
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's have a little chat, then...
|Playa - Male 2  |That guy? I'm sure he'll beg to tell you everything.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's have us a little chat, then...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S04 Statue Destroyed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bye-bye, hideousity!
|Playa - Female 2|Bad art deserves this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Who wants to look at these, anyway...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They look like they were bought on clearance.
|Playa - Female 2|Ugly, ugly, ugly.
|Playa - Male 1  |How many does he need?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just giving this place a make-over...
|Playa - Female 2|Killbane has no taste.
|Playa - Male 1  |Place already looks better...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is better than talking to my shrink!
|Playa - Female 2|Now this place doesn't look so bad.
|Playa - Male 1  |I think he'll get the message.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're upgrading the décor!
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps Killbane is watching the security feed.
|Playa - Male 1  |Cheap craftsmanship.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Everyone will thank me for this!
|Playa - Female 2|I could do this all day.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is therapeutic.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{dialogue|"S04 Threaten Manager"
|Interrogation|What are you doing to my casino?!
|Angel|Where is Killbane keeping my mask?
}}

{{dialogue|"S04 Vault Mask"
|Angel|Here it is.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This isn't a knock-off, right?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you sure it is the real one?
|Playa - Female 3|Sure it's the one?
|Playa - Male 1  |And it's the real thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |You sure this is the right one?
|Playa - Male 3  |This the real deal?
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Angel|I know every curve, every color, every mark on this mask.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Put it on and let's get out of here!
|Playa - Female 2|Put on your mask, Angel, and we can go.
|Playa - Female 3|That's great. Now put it on and let's get out.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then put that thing on and let's go.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then put it on and lets get the fuck outta here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then put that thing on and let's go.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

Stilwater Blues[]


{{dialogue|"Shaundi Kidnapped BF"
|Phone Call|Hey you mind if I take the night off?
|Playa - Female 2|Why? Seeing a gentleman caller?
|Phone Call|Yeah, Pierce and I wanna get married and pop out a bunch of kids.
|Playa - Female 2|Not funny.
|Phone Call|Look, I just need some time to mys-... STAG!
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi....
}}

{{dialogue|"Shaundi Kidnapped BM"
|Playa - Male 2  |Talk to me.
|Phone Call|You trust Viola?
|Playa - Male 2  |She seems alright...
|Phone Call|How can you go long with her after who she worked for, after what she did?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi, you gotta let that shit go.
|Phone Call|It's not rig-... Oh shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi, you playin' around? Shaundi...?
|Phone Call|Sorry, she won't be answering you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me.
}}

{{dialogue|"Shaundi Kidnapped HF"
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah?
|Phone Call|Hey boss. We got Matt Miller leaving town and Morningstar's golden girl running with us now, right?
|Playa - Female 3|Right, so?
|Phone Call|So are we killing the Syndicate or becoming them?
|Playa - Female 3|That's not fair.
|Phone Call|No what's not fair is the fact that you're making deals with the people that fucking killed yo-
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi? You there?
|Phone Call|You took Birk. Now it's our turn.
}}

{{dialogue|"Shaundi Kidnapped WF"
|Phone Call|I was thinking, Kinzie did a pretty good job with that Matt Miller thing.
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah she did... Why do I feel you didn't just call to say that?
|Phone Call|What, I can't say "go team"?
|Playa - Female 1|No, that's cool. I was beginning to think you turned all cold bitch on us, honey.
|Phone Call|What can I say, things haven't been all sunshine and ros-oh no...nonono, FUCK!
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi?
|Phone Call|Mmmph... STAG...!
|Playa - Female 1|That's... not good.
}}

{{dialogue|"Shaundi Kidnapped WM"
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey Shaundi, what's up?
|Phone Call|Oh nothin'. After that whole thing with Birk, just missin' Stilwater is all.
|Playa - Male 1  |And Johnny.
|Phone Call|Yeah... and Johnny.
|Playa - Male 1  |Listen, we're doin' this for him. He'd want that, right?
|Phone Call|Hell yeah he would. He must be pissed he's missing all this... hold on a sec. Hey, what the fuck?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi...?
|Phone Call|Guess again.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi!?
}}

{{dialogue|"Shaundi Kidnapped WMA"
|Playa - Male 3  |Hello, love.
|Phone Call|You think taking down Miller was too easy?
|Playa - Male 3  |You call that easy?
|Phone Call|I'm just saying, you made it out in one piece.
|Playa - Male 3  |You sure this ain't about Kinzie?
|Phone Call|What? No, why would it be?
|Playa - Male 3  |A little obvious you don't like her, Shaundi. ... Shaundi...? Shaundi, you there?
|Phone Call|Let me go!
|Playa - Male 3  |Shit! Shaundi?!
}}

{{quote|Moans|Playa - Zombie  , "Shaundi Kidnapped Z"}}
|Phone Call|When're we takin' down Killbane and Temple?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
|Phone Call|Fine, but we shouldn't sit on our asses too long.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
|Phone Call|I wanna get out there and... dammit, let go of me!
|Phone Call|You can forget about your friend here. She's not going out anywhere.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}


PAK1 ES[]

{{quote|Tammy, "PAK1 ES01 Pre Phonecall"|Great news! Professor Genki has requested that you escort him to the Genkibowl publicity appearances! However he can be a bit... eccentric. See if you can get him all charged up to meet his fans.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 ES01 Start Commercial"
|Zach|Hello Genkibowl fans! Zach and Bobby here bringing you some exciting Genkibowl updates from the genius Professor!
|Bobby|That's right Zach. We've just received word that Professor Genki has decided, in honor of Genkibowl 7, to make a public appearance on the streets of Steelport!
|Zach|And I also hear that the Master of Ceremony will be escorted by none other than our current frontrunner, the leader of the Saints!
|Bobby|If you wanna meet the genius behind the epic extravaganza of bloodshed and carnage, then head to Leather & Lace.
|Zach|And while you're there, go ahead and pick up a gimp suit for that special someone in your life. That's all from us. We'll be back later with more coverage from Genkibowl 7!
|Bobby|You know, I could use a gimp suit.
}}

{{quote|Guess what? The Professor thought you did such a fantastic job he wants you to drive again. Remember, don't look him in the eye unless you want to wake up in a North Korean prison camp.|Tammy, "PAK1 ES02 Pre Phonecall"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 ES02 Start Commercial"
|Zach|Hey there Genkibowl fans. Are you ready for another surprise, courtesy of Professor Genki himself!
|Bobby|After his last public appearance, Genki has decided to stir up his adoring yet bloodthirsty fans yet again!
|Zach|And of course the leader of the Saints, the champion so far here at Genkibowl 7, will be accompanying him.
|Bobby|I heard last time the crowds were ablaze with excitement, literally. Some people left with third degree burns.
|Zach|Nothing that a little calamine lotion won't fix. So sports fans, if you wanna catch a glimpse of the genius man-cat hurry on down to Planet Saints right now!
|Bobby|And don't forget to tune in for the next event here at Genkibowl 7!
}}

PAK1 RM[]


{{dialogue|"PAK1 RM01 End"
|Zach|And that ends the match!
|Bobby|A rousing performance by our contestant!
|Zach|And an excellent course set up by Angry Tiger! Perfect for Genkibowl 7!
|Bobby|See you at the next match, folks!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 RM01 First Convo"
|Zach|So what'd you think of that little story Tammy read, Bobby?
|Bobby|Does it show?
|Bobby|Seems like Angry Tiger's trying to stand out from the other Genki Girls. And for Genkibowl 7, it's all about what's new and exciting.
|Zach|Like the addition of sharks to the line-up.
|Bobby|A masterful stroke on her part, Zach. Adding to the dismembertainment factor found with Murder Time, Fun Time can only score her points with the big cat.
|Zach|Wait a minute. Dismembertainment?
|Bobby|Well what else would you call it?
|Zach|I suppose you're right, that's very fitting for the events that happen at the behest of the Professor.
|Bobby|It's amazing that our viewers get to witness the greatest spectator sport outside of a wrestling event. And here, the blood is always real as are the screams of pain.
|Zach|You're enjoying this match, aren't you Bobby?
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 RM01 Mission Start"
|Zach|Well, that was entertaining. Thanks Tammy.
|Tammy|You're welcome Zach!
|Bobby|Amazing! Sharks are a new addition to the Genki wheelhouse. Looks like those mascots better hope they don't fall in!
|Bobby|Today's match was created by the Angry Tiger, putting her own spin on the classic Super Ethical Reality Climax.
|Zach|That's right, Bobby. And I hear there's new things in store for our mascots!
|Bobby|I think Tammy can fill us in on that. Tammy?
|Tammy|Thanks Bobby. In the deepest, darkest corners of the jungle lives a great warrior. Protected by fierce traps and mascot bodyguards, she...
|Bobby|Whoa, hold on there, Tammy. What're you doing?
|Tammy|Reading the script Angry Tiger handed me.
|Bobby|She handed you a script?
|Tammy|And the best part's coming up... she keeps her minions in line through the threat of shark infested waters. So beware all who enter the Jungle of the Angry Tiger!
}}

{{quote|Tammy Tolliver here. The next match is ready when you are. I expect you'll be a natural at it!|Tammy, "PAK1 RM01 Pre Phonecall"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 RM01 Second Convo"
|Zach|How's things behind the scenes, Tammy?
|Bobby|Better than catching a bullet with their face.
|Zach|Or being fed to the sharks.
|Bobby|This is true.
|Tammy|I just spoke with one of the mascot trainers and he expressed his apprehension at the new format created by Angry Tiger.
|Bobby|These mascots have been coming to Genkibowl for years. What has them so worked up with this match?
|Tammy|With so many of those hired to fill the ranks of the Genki mascot army taken from the streets of Steelport, they are more used to the urban jungle than an actual one. Now they find themselves on unfamiliar ground.
|Zach|It's just a set dressing, how bad can it really be?
|Tammy|Reports of malaria, yellow fever, and gangrene have been pouring in over the last few days, putting several of the mascots in the hospital for treatment.
|Bobby|I call shenanigans on this, Zach. With a contestant as deadly with a firearm as the leader of the Saints in Genkibowl this year, they're just looking for a way to get out before facing their impending death.
|Zach|I have to agree, Bobby. You know it looks like fear is getting the better of them.
|Tammy|Several mascots have already lost limbs due to the gangrene, Zach.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 RM02 End"
|Zach|That's it, they did it!
|Bobby|The match is over, and the contestant came out on top once again!
|Zach|That's was an amazing performance to watch.
|Bobby|Nobody can be unhappy with that one, Zach.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 RM02 First Convo"
|Zach|So Bobby, have you ever been in the jungle before?
|Bobby|Oh sure, back when I was seeking fortune and glory as a treasure hunter, you bet.
|Zach|You made your living hunting down lost relics?
|Bobby|And starting the occasional junta. Made a lot of money that way, Zach. Sadly most of it went to the lawyers.
|Zach|Did the indigenous people have problems with you taking what their ancestors left behind?
|Bobby|What are you talking about? We stole the loot from eccentric collectors living in their secret mountain fortresses. We only needed the lawyers to keep us from being extradited back for trial.
|Zach|Well, that must have been... rough.
|Bobby|You're not kidding, Zach. Trekking through the jungle with four-hundred pounds of gold bars... no picnic.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 RM02 Mission Start"
|Bobby|Oh God...
|Zach|I guess there's no escaping the truth here: sharks and mascots are truly star-crossed lovers.
|Bobby|But no less entertaining for the fans.
|Zach|Right you are there, Bobby.
|Bobby|Here we go! I'm hoping for more mascots being ripped apart by man-eating sharks, Zach.
|Zach|You mean mascot-eating sharks, don't you Bobby?
|Bobby|Now you're splitting hairs.
|Zach|You mean fur.
|Bobby|Oh that was terrible.
|Zach|I thank you.
|Bobby|Ok, take us away from this conversation Tammy.
|Tammy|Well Bobby, several sharks are actually having digestive problems with the fur from the mascot outfits.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 RM02 Second Convo"
|Bobby|This match sure has the contestant on their toes. The course seems to be giving this Saint a run for the literal money.
|Zach|I suppose you have a point.
|Zach|That it does, Bobby. Would you say Angry Tiger's new venue may be wearing on the contestant?
|Bobby|Not at all. They still look at the top of their game. The way the targets and challengers are dropping with each shot still gives me that warm feeling down below.
|Tammy|Could be herpes, Bobby. But in other news I've just passed Angry Tiger backstage and the river of blood spewing from the broken chair leg stuck in a stagehand's neck say it all: she thought her event would be the one to stop this contestant in the end.
|Zach|Given how well this Saint has done throughout all of Genkibowl I'm surprised she thought it would end any other way.
|Tammy|Wait, now I'm being told that stagehand spilled coffee on her, and it had nothing to do with the match. She apparently is quite pleased at how well the crowd's reacted to her arena.
|Bobby|Now that makes more sense to me.
|Zach|How does stabbing someone with a piece of wood over spilled coffee make sense?
|Bobby|Have you ever tried getting that out of cashmere?
}}

PAK1 TB[]


{{dialogue|"PAK1 TB01 Event Succeeded"
|Zach|And there's the finish!
|Bobby|That's some skill our contestant is showing today, Zach.
|Zach|We've seen this Saint shoot, and now we've seen this Saint fly. And frankly, I'm excited to see what's next, Bobby!
|Bobby|I hope it's a cooking event, because after this all I can think about are delicious panda dogs! I am starving, Zach.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TB01 First Convo"
|Zach|There sure is a lot of debris falling into the streets below, Bobby.
|Bobby|Let's check now with Tammy Tolliver to get the crowd's reaction. Tammy, give it to us.
|Tammy|Bobby, things down here are a combination of mass chaos and kleptomania. Most of the shankings, however, appear to be over the flamethrowers which kept the balloons in the air.
|Zach|I imagine those are real crowd pleasers in Steelport.
|Tammy|Yes, in fact, several people are heading towards one now. A businessman just beat down a hobo with his briefcase, a sight not uncommon to these parts, then an old lady clubbed him with her cane.
|Zach|Reminds me of my childhood.
|Tammy|Well this lady... Oh wait! Looks like a hipster in a Third Street Saints hoodie just falcon-punched her from behind.
|Zach|Wow, guess our contestant has some fans down below, Bobby.
|Bobby|That's right Zach, and they're going to have a lot more if this Genkibowl lead holds up.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TB01 Mission Start"
|Zach|Welcome to the Sad Panda Skyblazing!
|Zach|I don't think it is, come on.
|Bobby|Now who's being ridiculous now?
|Bobby|Professor Genki's own Sad Panda has created this all new event just for Genkibowl, and boy it is a doozy.
|Zach|And here to give us the details is our very own Tammy Tolliver. Tammy, what does our contestant have to look forward to today?
|Tammy|Thanks fellas. Well the leader of the Saints will have to skydive through floating rings for cash. Balloons are Ethical or Unethical, but either will help keep them in the air. And rooftops are populated with Genki Mascot teams looking to put a hurtin' on our contestant.
|Zach|Sounds like quite the event! And what can you tell us about the panda suit our contestant is wearing?
|Tammy|The panda suit allows the contestant to fly forward faster than normal, keeping them up for a longer time.
|Bobby|There's nothing more majestic than seeing a panda in flight.
|Zach|Wait a minute, Bobby, don't be ridiculous. Pandas can't actually fly.
|Bobby|It's a metaphor, Zach.
}}

{{quote|Congratulations! As leader of the Saints, you've been selected as this year's contestant for Genkibowl 7! Please meet us as soon as you can and good luck to you!|Tammy, "PAK1 TB01 Pre Phonecall"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TB01 Second Convo"
|Tammy|Zach and Bobby?
|Bobby|Yes Tammy?
|Tammy|I'm being told several of the mascots are now leaving the rooftops.
|Zach|That's not going to make the Professor happy.
|Bobby|No it won't. Genki may hunt them down personally!
|Tammy|Maybe they decided leaping to their deaths was better than waiting to be cut to shreds by our contestant.
|Bobby|Oh... well that solves the problem I guess.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TB02 Event Succeeded"
|Zach|There's the end of the match again, Bobby!
|Bobby|Genki is sure to be happy with how well Sad Panda's course has been a crowd pleaser.
|Zach|And our contestant is sure to be happy with that result!
|Bobby|Thanks for watching Genkibowl 7 everybody! See you next time!
|Zach|Bye now!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TB02 First Convo"
|Bobby|I'm beginning to feel bad for Sad Panda, Zach.
|Zach|Why's that?
|Bobby|Well how would you like your face to be synonymous with Unethical?
|Zach|But the Unethical targets are the ones usually avoided, Bobby.
|Bobby|So you're saying it's better to be ignored? No wonder she's so depressed.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TB02 Mission Start"
|Zach|Welcome back to Sad Panda's very own Sad Panda Skyblazing, here at Genkibowl 7!
|Bobby|We've seen our contestant complete the first level of this course already, and just as expected this Saint can soar with the best of 'em.
|Zach|No doubt. But eager to please the fans, Professor Genki has ordered the difficulty ramped up this second time around!
|Bobby|Speaking of eager to please, let's check in down on the streets. Tammy, what do you got?
|Tammy|I'm standing on a roof downtown with executives from several Steelport banks. Champagne is being served by scantily clad women, while large bets are being placed on how this Saint will perform today.
|Zach|What's the spread for today's match?
|Tammy|Only those buying in are given the numbers, but this wager may explain the seven jumpers that were scraped off the street after the last match, Zach.
|Zach|Ouch!
|Bobby|So that's why my bank closed down!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TB02 Second Convo"
|Bobby|You know Zach, this may be the longest time in the air any contestant on Genkibowl has spent.
|Zach|What about the Gorilla Trapeze from Genkibowl 5?
|Bobby|You know the only real airtime in that was the two seconds of freefall between fending off attacks from monkeys with machetes and falling to the carpet of buzz saws. Here you don't have that same risk.
|Zach|Good point, Bobby.
|Bobby|You know, unless the parachute doesn't work... Or a plane flys into them.
|Zach|Right you are.
|Bobby|Or let's say wild panda hunters on the ground start shooting.
|Zach|Wait a minute, ok, now you're stretching it.
}}

PAK1 TM[]


{{dialogue|"PAK1 TM01 End"
|Zach|What a finish by our contestant!
|Bobby|That really continues the greatness that is Genkibowl 7.
|Zach|And a great start for Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
|Bobby|I told you no previous Genkibowl would compare here, Zach.
|Zach|And you were right!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TM01 First Convo"
|Bobby|This contestant is really starting to get the hang of things.
|Zach|You do? Well then stay away from a waitress named Karen.
|Zach|Well they should, Bobby. The leader of the Saints has been one of Genki's best contestants to date.
|Bobby|After their performance at Super Ethical Reality Climax I'd have to agree. The ease with which this Saint shot their way through the arena was inspiring!
|Zach|Indeed it was. I still get goosebumps thinking about it.
|Bobby|Are you sure those are goosebumps, Zach?
|Zach|What else would they be?
|Bobby|Zach, weren't you just telling me about some rash you and your wife got from a restaurant last week, right?
|Zach|Oh that? That wasn't from a restaurant per se.
|Bobby|Well that's good, I have reservations there tomorrow night.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TM01 Mission Start"
|Zach|Oh wait a minute... I don't think I want to know.
|Bobby|You really don't, Zach. We never did find that mouse.
|Bobby|That's right, Zach. And today's show brings with it a very special surprise. Professor Genki's very own Genki Girl, Sexy Kitten, has designed a brand new game for our contestant to play.
|Zach|And what a game it is! Here to tell us more is our correspondant down on the streets, Tammy Tolliver. Tammy?
|Tammy|Thank you, Zach. Our contestant will have to manuever a giant ball of yarn throughout the city and cause as much damage and mayhem as they can before time runs out.
|Bobby|A giant ball of yarn? Looks like Sexy Kitten definitely put her paw print on this show.
|Tammy|And that's not all, Bobby. The ultimate goal is to catch the mouse. Do that, and the contestant will score big.
|Bobby|A mouse and a ball of yarn, huh?
|Zach|Is something the matter?
|Bobby|No, just sounds like my friend's bachelor party.
}}

{{quote|Your presence is needed for the start of the next Genkibowl 7 match, created by the Genki Girl Sexy Kitten. Please head there as soon as you're able so we can get under way.|Tammy, "PAK1 TM01 Pre Phonecall"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TM01 Second Convo"
|Zach|With the destruction and explosions our audience is seeing here today Professor Genki must be really pleased.
|Bobby|I doubt they ever even had a license.
|Bobby|As the second event for Genkibowl 7, I can't see how he wouldn't be, Zach. Sexy Kitten has really put together a great show.
|Tammy|And there's more to come, Bobby. Another match full of yarn and carnage.
|Bobby|This will be a Genkibowl for the record books, Zach. The Genki Girls are certainly going all out in their designs.
|Zach|And the Saints' head honcho is certainly going all out on this course. Makes you wonder if they always drive around like this.
|Bobby|No need to wonder. I've seen this celebrity on the street and let me tell you, nothing is safe when the Saints roll by.
|Zach|Then how are they still allowed to drive in Steelport?
|Bobby|Would you like to be the officer who asks a Saint for their license and registration? I don't think so, Zach.
|Zach|Especially given the number of times they've been accused of grand theft auto. I doubt any registration would be in their name.
}}

PAK1 TM02[]

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TM02 End"
|Zach|And that's it for Sexy Kitten Yarngasm!
|Bobby|Our contestant certainly performed up to expectations, Zach.
|Zach|Right you are, Bobby. Genkibowl fans everywhere were given a real treat here today.
|Bobby|Indeed they were. Let's hope the rest of Genkibowl is just as exciting.
|Zach|You know it will be.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TM02 First Convo"
|Zach|With all the junk being left on the streets in the wake of this Saint, the city's gonna hit Genki with one hefty fine.
|Bobby|Have you ever seen a room full of brutes crying like newborn babies?
|Tammy|Excuse me, Zach, but rumor on the street is the Mayor is quite a fan of Professor Genki. It seems doubtful any fine would be issued due to this event.
|Zach|I think it's the Genki Girls the Mayor is more interested in.
|Bobby|And if he wants a private interview with any of the girls, punching Genki in his pocketbook isn't the way to go.
|Zach|I wouldn't want to be the mugger who tried to hold up the overlord of Genkibowl.
|Bobby|I agree. Few people know this, Zach, but Professor Genki used to test out all his games personally.
|Zach|That sounds like a must-see event! Why doesn't he any more?
|Bobby|Well the cleaning crew quit after they saw the massacre he left behind! Pulling bits of mascots out of the air ducts and off the ceiling can't be fun for anyone.
|Zach|I wouldn't be surprised, but is he really that good?
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TM02 Mission Start"
|Bobby|Try all you want, Zach, I'm still beating you to work in the morning.
|Zach|I have no idea what you're talking about.
|Bobby|I saw you putting sugar in my gas tank last night.
|Bobby|Fun is right, Zach. This giant ball of death-yarn seems to be the perfect way to cruise around the city of Steelport.
|Zach|But only in Sexy Kitten Yarngasm can you find such a mode of transportation. Outside of Genkibowl 7, what's your favorite way to get around, Bobby?
|Bobby|Well that's easy: by helicopter.
|Zach|You aren't afraid of heights I take it?
|Bobby|If I have to choose between getting mutilated by the drivers in this city or a carefree flight with a view, I think the choice is obvious.
|Zach|But what if there's some sort of malfunction that causes the chopper to go down?
|Bobby|Parachutes are a wonderful invention, Zach.
|Zach|And if the chute fails?
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK1 TM02 Second Convo"
|Bobby|There's something very soothing about watching this Saint at work.
|Zach|How are ear-splitting explosions and screams of agony soothing, Bobby?
|Bobby|It's all about timing, Zach. With each new sound it's like a symphony being played out for our fans.
|Zach|Then you and the fans must be tone deaf. I don't think that's what Sexy Kitten had in mind when she designed this course.
|Bobby|Sometimes genius is discovered by accident. Look at how champagne came about.
|Zach|Bobby, are you saying you'd listen to a recording of this match in your car on your way to work in the morning?
|Bobby|Absolutely. I would be a little worried about drifting off to sleep though.
|Zach|How can that possibly be a worry?
|Bobby|This sounds just like the streets of Steelport outside my window at night. Puts me right out. I'd be drifting off right now it it weren't for the Saints Flow I just had.
}}

PAK2[]

PAK2 M01[]

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Alien Assault"
|Kwilanna|My people! They're attacking!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We can't outrun them, we're gonna need to hide.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|Where?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Keep driving, I'll think of something.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Assault Drive1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|The military won't give up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|We can't lose them in this primitive vehicle.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit, forgot my line... Nice driving by the way.
|Playa - Female 2|Uh... line? Sorry Jenny. You're doing great.
|Playa - Female 3|Uh... line? Sorry Jenny. You're doing great.
|Playa - Male 1  |Sorry, forgot the line. Nice ad-lib.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh... line? Sorry Jenny. You're doing great.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sorry, forgot the line. Nice ad-lib.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kwilanna|Thanks!
|Director|Kwilanna, stay in character! God, is this your first acting job?
|Kwilanna|I mean... Thanks.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Assault Drive2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He's starting to piss me off here...
|Playa - Female 2|He must have paid a fortune for all these guys.
|Playa - Female 3|How did they possibly get all this equipment to attack us with?
|Playa - Male 1  |Jesus, how many guys is he throwing at us?
|Playa - Male 2  |The hell did all these guys come from?
|Playa - Male 3  |He's really throwin' everything at us.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|Uh... You mean your military leaders?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Zhen. These are a LOT of guys.
|Playa - Female 2|No, Zhen. This is a little ridiculous.
|Playa - Female 3|No, our psycho director.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, Zhen. This is kinda bordering on crazy.
|Playa - Male 2  |Mili-what? No, I'm talkin' about Zhen.
|Playa - Male 3  |No, talkin' about Zhen.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kwilanna|Oh...
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Assault Drive3"
|Kwilanna|If my people are already here, I fear we may be too late.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Are you fucking kidding me?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kwilanna|Um... late because of the prophecy that--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Biggest waste of money of all time.
|Playa - Female 2|I will tear your insides out!
|Playa - Female 3|Don't think I won't shove you in the microwave.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm going to stick you in a goddamn microwave if you don't start working.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gonna shoot you in your non-responsive FACE!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm gonna toss you in a microwave if you don't start working.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|Wait, what?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Huh? Oh crap. Sorry I was trying to text.
|Playa - Female 2|This goddamn phone! ILLWireless has the worst service.
|Playa - Female 3|What? Oh, not you. This stupid phone...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm getting no service out here. I hate this phone-- Oh shit... sorry.
|Playa - Male 2  |Huh? Sorry. Stupid phone is taking forever to send a text.
|Playa - Male 3  |This bloody phone is-- oh crap are we still filming?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|They've blockaded the road!|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M01 Bridge Blockade"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Car Chase"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Careful!
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck me!
|Playa - Female 1|Holy shit!
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus!
|Playa - Female 1|Look at that!
|Playa - Female 1|Watch those explosions!
|Playa - Female 2|Careful!
|Playa - Female 2|Fuck me!
|Playa - Female 2|Holy shit!
|Playa - Female 2|Jesus!
|Playa - Female 2|Look at that!
|Playa - Female 2|Watch those explosions!
|Playa - Female 3|Careful!
|Playa - Female 3|Fuck me!
|Playa - Female 3|Holy shit!
|Playa - Female 3|Jesus!
|Playa - Female 3|Look at that!
|Playa - Female 3|Watch those explosions!
|Playa - Male 1  |Careful!
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck me!
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Jesus!
|Playa - Male 1  |Look at that!
|Playa - Male 1  |Watch those explosions!
|Playa - Male 2  |Careful!
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me!
|Playa - Male 2  |Holy shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Jesus!
|Playa - Male 2  |Look at that!
|Playa - Male 2  |Watch those explosions!
|Playa - Male 3  |Careful!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck me!
|Playa - Male 3  |Holy shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Jesus!
|Playa - Male 3  |Look at that!
|Playa - Male 3  |Watch those explosions!
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Drive to Tunnel 1"
|Kwilanna|Are you sure this is a good idea?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You gotta learn to stand up for yourself.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kwilanna|Not sure I can do that, even with how he's treating me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You just need a roll model. Follow me and you'll see how it's done.
|Playa - Female 2|You're stronger than you think, Jenny.
|Playa - Female 3|That's alright, I'm a good teacher.
|Playa - Male 1  |Stick with me, sweetheart, and I'll show you how it's done.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then watch me and I'll show you how it's done.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's why I'm here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Drive to Tunnel 2"
|Kwilanna|My people, they... they will not let us live long.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.
|Playa - Female 2|Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.
|Playa - Female 3|Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.
|Playa - Male 1  |Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.
|Playa - Male 2  |Once we hide, we can figure out how to protect... how to stop them.
|Playa - Male 3  |Once we hide, we can figure out how to stop them.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|How can we lose them in this city?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We go somewhere they can't follow.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|We're running out of time!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 End"
|Director|Cut! That's a wrap for today! Amazing work from most of you. Not naming names... because I've already forgotten your names because you are worthless. Now get off my set!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We should be safe now. Onward!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 First Jump Attempt"
|Director|Ok... Actiones!
|Kwilanna|That... doesn't look possible.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You are very, very right...
|Playa - Female 2|I'm a little worried myself.
|Playa - Female 3|Holy shit...
|Playa - Male 1  |Bad idea. Bad idea. Bad idea.
|Playa - Male 2  |No... no it really doesn't...
|Playa - Male 3  |This ain't good.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 First Jump Fail"
|Director|CUT! What the hell was that, Jemima?! A CHILD could have made that jump! A crippled child! That was blind!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Back off before I feel the need to get violent.
|Playa - Female 2|Are you kidding?
|Playa - Female 3|With an airplane, maybe.
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you fucking high? Did you see how far it was?
|Playa - Male 2  |Nobody could have made that jump!
|Playa - Male 3  |That's bollocks! Nobody could have hit that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Director|Listen: I'm really sorry. Please, PLEASE don't let this ruin our relationship. This is 100 percent the casting director's fault. I swear.
|Kwilanna|Are you crazy? He's the director!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He's a douche is what he is.
|Playa - Female 2|And? I don't suffer fools.
|Playa - Female 3|So? He's lying his ass off about that jump.
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't care who he is, you shouldn't take shit like that from anyone.
|Playa - Male 2  |That don't mean he can walk all over my ass. Or yours.
|Playa - Male 3  |Director or not, don't let him walk all over you. Trust me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Director|Alright, let's reset and do that again!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Get in Car"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Up ahead, let's take that car.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|There are guards all around...
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Heli Crash"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|That's not good!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|What's happening?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We're going down!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{quote|We've been hit! We're going to crash!|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M01 Heli Crashed Into"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Heli Down"
|Kwilanna|Omigod, are you ok?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yes. Shockingly...
|Playa - Female 2|Nothing a little vodka won't fix.
|Playa - Female 3|Fine. Nice landing...
|Playa - Male 1  |You crash like a pro.
|Playa - Male 2  |Eh, happens all the time.
|Playa - Male 3  |Rocky landing, but I'm still here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{quote|Land in the target, it's a perfect spot!|Director, "PAK2 M01 Hit Landing"}}

{{quote|You missed it. That's ok, try again.|Director, "PAK2 M01 Miss"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Mission Start"
|Director|Alright, in this scene you're rescuing the alien princess from the military.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's Jenny, right?
|Playa - Female 2|Jenny, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|So Jenny's character then?
|Playa - Male 1  |So... Jenny?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're talking about Jenny?
|Playa - Male 3  |Jenny, then?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Director|Who? Oh right. Whatever. Her real name ain't worth the foam in my morning double decaf soy latte.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You sure it's foam?
|Playa - Female 2|O... K...
|Playa - Female 3|Maybe you should cut down on those...
|Playa - Male 1  |Wow...
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't gotta be a dick about it...
|Playa - Male 3  |Bit harsh.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Director|Just play this fast and loose. You'll be a natural, trust me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Right...
|Playa - Female 2|So you say.
|Playa - Female 3|Sure...
|Playa - Male 1  |Whatever you say.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatever.
|Playa - Male 3  |If you say so.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{quote|Hey, I'm so happy we can finally talk! My name's Andy Zhen, I'm sure you've heard of me. The studio signed me on to direct Gangstas in Space and I want YOU to be the star! I mean, sure you're already a star, but think of immortalizing yourself on the silver screen. Beautiful thought, right? Swing by the studio and you can see the script. I'm sure you'll love it!|Director, "PAK2 M01 Pre Mission Call"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Reaching Tunnel"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Turn into that tunnel!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Second Jump Begin"
|Director|Ok, faster with more intensity and less sucking! Aaand! PLAY BALL!
|Kwilanna|Here we go...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hold on, turn up here.
|Playa - Female 2|We're taking a different route. Turn up there.
|Playa - Female 3|Fuck this jump, turn up here.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know what, fuck that. Turn up ahead.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck it. Turn up there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Turn up here, Jenny. I got a better idea.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Kwilanna|But... that's off script.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck the script.
|Playa - Female 2|It's better than doing the impossible.
|Playa - Female 3|This script ain't worth it.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm rewriting this shit. Trust me.
|Playa - Male 2  |So?
|Playa - Male 3  |It's creative license.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Second Jump Miss"
|Director|Joan, what the hell are you doing?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You want this to work, you keep the cameras rolling.
|Playa - Female 2|We're making this shot better.
|Playa - Female 3|We're trying something new, so deal.
|Playa - Male 1  |This works better, just keep filming.
|Playa - Male 2  |Keep those cameras on us.
|Playa - Male 3  |Keep those cameras rolling, we're tryin' somethin' new.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Director|Uh... oh. Oh yeah! I see what you're doing! Brilliant, let's go with this!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Setting Up Jump"
|Director|Alright, cut! No worries, we'll fix it in post! Ok, next up you're going to jump the car over the river to get to safety. It's all set up and idiot-proof, so that should include you, Jaime.
|Kwilanna|I... uh... think you mean Jenny.
|Director|Less talking, more driving!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ignore him. You can do it.
|Playa - Female 2|Jumping a car is not bad. You'll see.
|Playa - Female 3|It's alright, Jenny. You can do this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Move on. Not worth it.
|Playa - Male 2  |This'll be easy. You'll see.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't let the little prick get to you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kwilanna|It's ok. I'm just... going with the flow.
}}

{{quote|They don't have enough space to move!|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M01 Ships Crash Inside"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Ships Crash Outside"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We've got to seal off the tunnel!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Ships In Tunnel"
|Kwilanna|Here they come!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'll hold them off!
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Stop In Tunnel"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Slow down. I think we lost them.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|And if we didn't?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Then this is where we make our stand.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Take 1 After Cut"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You look nervous.
|Playa - Female 2|So this is your first acting job?
|Playa - Female 3|You look a little tense.
|Playa - Male 1  |You doing alright?
|Playa - Male 2  |You good for another take?
|Playa - Male 3  |Doin' alright, love?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|Yeah, just... y'know. Trying to make Mr. Zhen happy!
}}

{{quote|You know what... this just isn't working for me. There's no life! We've got a star making performance here, and a cardboard cutout for a co-star... We gotta ramp everything up. Take it back to entering the base, we're sexing this fucker up! More guards, more assault rifles!|Director, "PAK2 M01 Take 1 Cut"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Take 1 Drive"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|The government won't escape with the alien. Not if I have anything to say about it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'm coming, princess! Hang on!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Take 1 Explosions"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The hell was that?
|Playa - Female 2|What was that?
|Playa - Female 3|What was that!
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell?
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Shit!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not sure this is safe.
|Playa - Female 2|Should I be worried?
|Playa - Female 3|Are you serious?
|Playa - Male 1  |He wasn't kidding.
|Playa - Male 2  |The hell is wrong with this dude?
|Playa - Male 3  |Look at that!
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Enough with the explosions!
|Playa - Female 2|I smell burning hair...
|Playa - Female 3|Ramped up was right.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is crazy.
|Playa - Male 2  |He lost his mind?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where's the damn stuntman when you need him?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{quote|Mint, baby! Ok, now you charge up the hill guns blazing.|Director, "PAK2 M01 Take 1 Heliport"}}

{{quote|Places everyone! Let's win me a gold statue! Annnnnd... Action!|Director, "PAK2 M01 Take 1 Start"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Take 1 Untie Alien"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Hang on, I've got you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|You... you saved me! You're not like the...!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|No time for small talk. We...
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Director|CUT!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Take 2 Cut"
|Director|And cut! Beautiful. Way to roll with the punches and improvise. I loved it!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm getting' the hang of this.
|Playa - Female 2|Better than expected?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm getting the hang of it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Guess that wasn't so bad.
|Playa - Male 2  |I know I'm good.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, I'm a bloody natural.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|Thank you so much, Mr. Zhen! I'm glad you...
|Director|Yeah, I was talking to our star, not you. You had the emotional range of a bagel... like one of those shitty whole-grain bagels that nobody likes. Alright, let's setup the next shot!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's funny, cause I thought you were great.
|Playa - Female 2|He doesn't know what he's talking about.
|Playa - Female 3|He wouldn't know good acting if it bit him in the ass.
|Playa - Male 1  |Jenny, don't listen to him. You're doing great.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ignore that shit, you did fine.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ignore the prick, Jenny.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kwilanna|Thanks...
|Director|Ok, we're rolling! And... MAKE SOME MAGIC!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Take 2 Flying"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Keep it steady, I'll hold these guys off!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|I've never flown anything like this... this THING before.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|It's called a helicopter. And I have faith in you, princess.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|Please, my name in your language is Kwilanna.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then I have faith in you, Kwilanna.
|Playa - Female 2|Just get us to safety, Kwilanna.
|Playa - Female 3|Well nice flying, Kwilanna.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kwilanna, then. I believe in you.
|Playa - Male 2  |You'll do fine, Kwilanna.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kwilanna. I like the sound of that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Take 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit's getting to be a little cliché...
|Playa - Female 2|Not again...
|Playa - Female 3|Parachuting in... why not.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce was right about buying stock in parachutes...
|Playa - Male 2  |Déjà vu...
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh for fuck's sake.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|Take two! Annnnnd... AMAZE ME!|Director, "PAK2 M01 Take 2 Start"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M01 Take 2 Untie Alien"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I won't let them take you away, princess.
|Playa - Female 2|I won't let them take you away, princess.
|Playa - Female 3|I won't let them take you away, princess.
|Playa - Male 1  |I won't let them take you away, princess.
|Playa - Male 2  |I won't let you take... them, you... I won't let you... I won't let them take you away, princess.
|Playa - Male 3  |I won't let them take you away, princess.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kwilanna|Thank you ever so much for saving me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'll be sure to keep you safe. Let's go!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|I'm ready!
}}

PAK2 M02[]


{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 1st Action 1st Convo"
|Kwilanna|We must disable the mind control devices to stop the invaders from taking over the city.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What will happen to the people if we fail?
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kwilanna|Their minds will be taken over, and they will be forced to obey the invaders' every command.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I can't... I WON'T let this city down.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kwilanna|If this city falls, the Earth falls with it.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 1st Action 2nd Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You know how to handle yourself.
|Playa - Female 2|Nice shooting.
|Playa - Female 3|Some nice shooting back there.
|Playa - Male 1  |You're a pretty good shot.
|Playa - Male 2  |You handle that gun like a pro.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice shootin', love.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kwilanna|Thanks.
|Director|GodDAMMIT. Keep your ass in character, Kwilanna! Is that too much to ask? That you do your job?
|Kwilanna|But...
|Director|I am giving you amazing direction! You should be thanking me every DAY of your life!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 1st Action See MiB"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Government agents!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Kwilanna|They're still trying to capture my kind for experimentation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If they get their hands on the mind control devices... then they would have... mind control...
|Playa - Female 2|If they get their hands on the mind control devices... uh... bad things happen.
|Playa - Female 3|If they get their hands on the mind control devices... then the world... shit what was the line?
|Playa - Male 1  |If they get their hands on the mind control devices... my god, Kwilanna.
|Playa - Male 2  |If they get their hands on the mind control devices... uh... sh... fuck me man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
|Playa - Male 3  |If they get their hands on the mind control devices... Then what's to stop them...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|Then we must. Not. Fail.
}}

{{quote|Places! Aaaand... GET YOU SOME!|Director, "PAK2 M02 1st Action Start"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 1st Device End"
|Kwilanna|There's still more to shut down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Then let's move.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}} }}

{{quote|It's done! We have to move!|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 1st Device Finished"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 2nd Action 1st Convo"
|Kwilanna|The next device shouldn't be far.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Must be sad to be killing your own people.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|They've made their choice and I've made mine. I cannot let them enslave this city.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's not just the city... It's the... Line?
|Playa - Female 2|It's not just the city... It's the WOLD. World. I said world.
|Playa - Female 3|It's not just the world... It's the CITY. Shit, sorry. Can we go back?
|Playa - Male 1  |It's not just the city... It's the CIT... Fuck! I mean world. Shit... Sorry!
|Playa - Male 2  |...Oh shit, is it my line?
|Playa - Male 3  |It's not just the city... It's the... other things, too. Shit.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{quote|The fuck have you been? You know what, I don't care. I'm not letting your negativity infect me. Alright, we're rolling! Aaaand... EXCELSIOR!|Director, "PAK2 M02 2nd Action Start"}}

{{quote|Improv! Brilliant! I love the instincts!|Director, "PAK2 M02 2nd Device Approval"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 2nd Device End"
|Kwilanna|Holy shit... Um... we have to keep going, our work isn't done yet.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whatever you say, Kwilanna.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ok, on to the next then.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm with you, Kwilanna.
|Playa - Female 3|You're right, let's move.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sure thing, I'm lovin' this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's do it, Kwilanna.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 2nd Device Finished"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We should move back!
|Playa - Female 2|Time to run.
|Playa - Female 3|We should run!
|Playa - Male 1  |Alright, get back!
|Playa - Male 2  |All set. Better get back!
|Playa - Male 3  |Better move back!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 3rd Action 1st Convo"
|Kwilanna|Ship's this way!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Let's get there fast and get out of here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{quote|Quiet on set! And... LIFT OFF!|Director, "PAK2 M02 3rd Action Start"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 3rd Device End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kwilanna, that was awesome.
|Playa - Female 2|That was absolutely perfect!
|Playa - Female 3|You're a natural at this!
|Playa - Male 1  |Nicely done, Kwilanna!
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn that was nice!
|Playa - Male 3  |Perfect, Kwilanna!
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Director|What the hell was that?! Who said you could rig more explosives? Dammit, stick to the script!
|Kwilanna|I did it just like the last one! What's wrong with that?
|Director|We already have to cut this out of the final edit, so stop screwing up and just let the star do the job.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We'll get through this scene and he'll see. Don't worry.
|Playa - Female 2|Like hell we're sticking to the script...
|Playa - Female 3|Stop being a dick and maybe we will...
|Playa - Male 1  |Jenny, forget about it. Let's just get through this scene.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Don't worry about it, you did great.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whatever. We're keeping it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|I got it! We better get up those stairs, and quickly!|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 3rd Device Finished"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 After Bottom Tier"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Not here either. I'll try this next platform, you head up.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 After First Tier"
|Kwilanna|I'm not seeing it. Let's try down there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You take one end, I'll take the other.
|Playa - Female 2|You take one end, I'll take the other.
|Playa - Female 3|You take one end, I'll take the other.
|Playa - Male 1  |You take one end, I'll take the other.
|Playa - Male 2  |You take one end, I'll take the other... END.
|Playa - Male 3  |You take one end, I'll take the other.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 After Massacre"
|Kwilanna|That's right, run!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That had to feel good, right?
|Playa - Female 2|Feel better now?
|Playa - Female 3|Feel good?
|Playa - Male 1  |There, feel better now?
|Playa - Male 2  |You gotta feel better after that.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's gotta feel better, right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|Actually... yeah, yeah I do.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 After Rambo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's what I like to see!
|Playa - Female 2|What would I do without you.
|Playa - Female 3|Where did that come from?
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, that should make it easier.
|Playa - Male 2  |Looks like you cleared them out.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice job!
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Arrive Locked Door"
|Kwilanna|The door to the rest of the base is locked.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Can you get through it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Blowup Locked Door"
|Kwilanna|I should be able to blow it up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Be careful.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Brutina Defeated"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Ok, let's go.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 BS 1 First Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|These all extras in our movie?
|Playa - Female 2|All these people are part of our movie?
|Playa - Female 3|This the cast?
|Playa - Male 1  |Everyone here in the movie?
|Playa - Male 2  |All these people, they part of this movie?
|Playa - Male 3  |All these blokes part of the movie?
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kwilanna|Some are, some aren't. Most of them are from different shows.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Other shows? Like what?
|Playa - Female 2|What other shows are filming here?
|Playa - Female 3|Show's like what?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh? What shows?
|Playa - Male 2  |What shows we got around here?
|Playa - Male 3  |Any shows I've heard of?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kwilanna|Dunno. Take a look around if you want.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 BS 1 Walk On Roof"
|Kwilanna|Wow, look at this set?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nice view. I like the real thing better.
|Playa - Female 2|I... guess?
|Playa - Female 3|Or just find a real roof.
|Playa - Male 1  |And just like that, the magic is gone.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's fake. What's wrong with the real thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinda lifeless. What's wrong with the real thing?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|You know how hard it is to shoot on top of a building? Makes sense, financially.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Naked skydiving is worth its weight in gold.
|Playa - Female 2|Details, details...
|Playa - Female 3|What fun is throwing someone off a fake roof?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, but you can't throw people off this one.
|Playa - Male 2  |But you can't jump off this one for fun.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is worse than finding out the Tooth Fairy was just my drunk uncle with a pair of pliers.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 BS 2 First Convo"
|Director|Cut! We're almost ready for the next sequence. You, my gang banging superstar, are a god amongst men. But I swear to god, if that girl breaks character one more time, the money spent on wasted film comes from HER paycheck.
|Kwilanna|I can't believe him! We both broke character, yet apparently I'M wrong when I do it!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's the sort of shit you don't need to take.
|Playa - Female 2|So tell him that.
|Playa - Female 3|You're right, it's bullshit.
|Playa - Male 1  |Exactly what I'm talking about, Jenny.
|Playa - Male 2  |This is what I'm talking about. Call him on his shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's what I'm tryin' to tell you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|I'll show him what a horrible actress I am... just like I showed that slut Marilyn when I was on the witness stand.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm gonna back away slowly now...
|Playa - Female 2|Uh... Jenny?
|Playa - Female 3|Ok, not real sure what just happened...
|Playa - Male 1  |Man you are a good actress. You got that crazy eye thing down...
|Playa - Male 2  |Exactly, you gotta-- wait, what?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is there something I need to know...?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kwilanna|... Let's just get to the next set...
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 BS 3 First Convo"
|Director|Cut! Set up the next shot!
|Kwilanna|Are you SERIOUS?! Replacements?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Looks like.
|Playa - Female 2|They certainly look like you...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh that's just a dick move.
|Playa - Male 1  |Jenny, what're you doing?
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh, Jenny, what's that look...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold on, Jenny. You ok?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|I'm not getting replaced here! I worked my ass off for this part!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hell yeah you did.
|Playa - Female 2|They won't replace you.
|Playa - Female 3|Think you guys pissed her off.
|Playa - Male 1  |I... can't argue with that.
|Playa - Male 2  |I hear ya!
|Playa - Male 3  |You don't gotta tell me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Control Room"
|Kwilanna|I'll stop this thing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You focus on that, I'll take care of any guests.
|Playa - Female 2|I know you will.
|Playa - Female 3|Ok, get to work.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry, I'll keep everyone away.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then I'm on cover duty.
|Playa - Male 3  |Go for it, I'll keep them off you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Disable Generator"
|Kwilanna|Only me and my people can shut down this generator. I'll have us through here...
|Kwilanna|{{*}}Screams in pain*
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jenny!
|Playa - Female 2|No! Kwilanna!
|Playa - Female 3|Kwilanna!
|Playa - Male 1  |Kwilanna!
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, Kwilanna!
|Playa - Male 3  |Hang on, Kwilanna!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|It's open. Let's go.|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 Door Open"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Enter Porn Set"
|Kwilanna|Oops!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't mind me, just keep going.
|Playa - Female 2|Well, this looks like hard work...
|Playa - Female 3|Don't stop on my account.
|Playa - Male 1  |Uhh... sorry to interrupt the... filming.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well... looks like you have everything in hand.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well... keep up the good work.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|That... kinda looked fun.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Exit BS 2 Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sure you're ready for more?
|Playa - Female 2|Ready to move on?
|Playa - Female 3|Ok, ready for more?
|Playa - Male 1  |Ready for more aliens?
|Playa - Male 2  |Back to the alien killing?
|Playa - Male 3  |All set for the next scene?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|Long as he lays off me, yeah.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Exit BS 3 Convo"
|Kwilanna|Let's just finish this scene so we can get the hell away from Zhen.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I like the way you think.
|Playa - Female 2|If you insist.
|Playa - Female 3|If that's the goal I'm all for it.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm all for it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Gonna have to stand up to him sooner or later you know.
|Playa - Male 3  |At least 'till the next shoot.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Find 1st Device"
|Kwilanna|There's the device. Hold them off and I'll shut it down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'll keep you safe.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Find 2nd Device"
|Kwilanna|There's the next one. I'll start shutting it down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nope, my turn.
|Playa - Female 2|I have a better idea. Let me.
|Playa - Female 3|No, I'm taking this one.
|Playa - Male 1  |Actually, let me handle this one.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nah, my turn girl.
|Playa - Male 3  |Better yet, let me give it a go.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|But... I'm supposed to...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Forget "supposed to", this is more fun.
|Playa - Female 2|You should trust me on this.
|Playa - Female 3|Forget what the script says, this'll be more fun.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck his script.
|Playa - Male 2  |Have a little faith.
|Playa - Male 3  |Trust me, I got this.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|I'll... keep you safe then.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Find 3rd Device"
|Kwilanna|Here we are. I'll cover you while you shut it down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Think it's your turn. Set it just like I did.
|Playa - Female 2|Or you could try doing what I did to the last one. Alright?
|Playa - Female 3|You should do this one like I did the last. Bigger the explosion the better.
|Playa - Male 1  |Why don't you take this one. Try it just like I did last time.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nope, you're turn. Just rig it up like I did.
|Playa - Male 3  |Your turn this time, love. Just like I showed you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kwilanna|I... I can try.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You can do it, I have faith in you.
|Playa - Female 2|Then I'll cover you, Kwilanna.
|Playa - Female 3|Just don't blow yourself up, hon.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll keep them off you.
|Playa - Male 2  |You can do it, I'll keep you safe.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll cover you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Find Key Area"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We need to find a way out of here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|There's the databanks. On one of these computers is the code to the spaceships.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|We'll have to split up, that'll go faster.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kwilanna|Split up?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, you go down and I'll look up here.
|Playa - Female 2|Yes. I'll search here, you go down one level.
|Playa - Female 3|You heard me. I'll look up here.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck it. Head down to that platform.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yep. Try the platform below me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, you go down, I'll look up here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{quote|Found the code!|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 Finding Key"}}

{{quote|What is the alien princess doing? She's not supposed to help! Can't you get anything right?|Director, "PAK2 M02 First Tier Berating"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Force Field Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What is this thing?
|Playa - Female 2|Did you do that?
|Playa - Female 3|Oh come on!
|Playa - Male 1  |What the shit?
|Playa - Male 2  |What's this crap?
|Playa - Male 3  |Bloody hell.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|Great, now there's a force field...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, there's gotta be a shut-off switch somewhere.
|Playa - Female 2|One more thing in our way.
|Playa - Female 3|Should have seen this coming. Let's go shut it off.
|Playa - Male 1  |There's gotta be a way to shut it off.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's just find the off switch and get out of here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotta be a way to shut it off. Look around.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Generator Blows Up"
|Kwilanna|Nooo!
|Director|What the hell did you do to our star!
|Kwilanna|What the hell was that electrocution?
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Hack Locked Door"
|Kwilanna|I think I can bypass the magnetic lock.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Do what you can.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Jumping to End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Thanks for not leaving me. I'm ready to get out of here now.
|Playa - Female 2|I thank you. Shall we leave now?
|Playa - Female 3|Glad you were here. Let's get on that ship.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks. Now let's get the hell out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn that hurt... can we go now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Cheers. I'm ready to get the hell outta here now.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kwilanna|I'm right there with you.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Key Area Explodes"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That was cutting it close. Let's find that ship.
|Playa - Female 2|At least he didn't blow us both up. Come on, let's find that ship.
|Playa - Female 3|He sure cut that shit close. Hope the ship doesn't blow up on us, too.
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn that was close... Let's get to that ship.
|Playa - Male 2  |Zhen cut that shit too close. Let's get to the ship.
|Playa - Male 3  |That was close. Let's find the ship and get out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Mission End"
|Director|Cut! That's a wrap! Let's get this thing into editing and save it from Kwilanna's crap performance.
|Kwilanna|Don't push me...
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Mission Start"
|Director|Everything's all set for you in the next soundstage. Once you come through that door, be ready for the fight in the alien base! I know you'll kill it!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Of course I will... So Jenny, how's that standing up for yourself coming along?
|Playa - Female 2|Whatever you say... So Jenny, have you thought about how to stand up to him more?
|Playa - Female 3|Whatever... Hey Jenny, you plan on trying to keep up with me today?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, right... So Jenny, you given any thought to what I said?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll do what I do... So, girl, you think about what I said?
|Playa - Male 3  |I always do. Jenny, you thought about what I said, love?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|Been too busy memorizing lines to really think about it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The Saints beat out everyone in their way to get to the top. Don't take shit from anyone. You stick with me, you'll see how it's done.
|Playa - Female 2|If you let people walk all over you always, you'll never rise to greatness. Look at the Saints. We've come from nothing.
|Playa - Female 3|The more you let him, the more he'll keep being an ass. Don't let that happen.
|Playa - Male 1  |All I know is I didn't get the Saints where they are by letting assholes walk all over me. Follow my lead and I'll show you what you're capable of.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm tellin' you, the Saints used to get kicked around too. All you gotta do is watch me and I'll show you how it's done.
|Playa - Male 3  |The Saints didn't get to the top by lettin' people piss all over us. You wanna see how it's done, you stick by me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|Yeah... yeah, I can do that.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 New Weapons"
|Director|Grab your weapon before you head in.
|Director|Should be a new weapon for you to take. Use it.
|Director|Ok, this next weapon will be perfect for a Saint!
}}

{{quote|There's the ship.|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 Point Out Ship"}}

{{quote|You're nailing this material so far! Totally fucking KILLING it! Sent you the location of the next shoot. Once you're there, we'll get the filming under way. Just come on back through craft services.|Director, "PAK2 M02 Pre Mission Call"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Rambo Moment"
|Kwilanna|You won't stop us!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where did that come from?
|Playa - Female 2|I think she's learning.
|Playa - Female 3|Go Kwilanna!
|Playa - Male 1  |Wow...
|Playa - Male 2  |Now that's how it's done!
|Playa - Male 3  |Holy shit...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}} }}

{{quote|We need to hurry.|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 Ready Comp1"}}

{{quote|Ok, I'm ready now.|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 Ready Comp2"}}

{{quote|Ready.|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 Ready Comp3"}}

{{quote|Hang on, I've got ya!|Kwilanna, "PAK2 M02 Saving Player"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See BorC Set"
|Kwilanna|"Baby or Cobra"?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Professor Genki show maybe?
|Playa - Female 2|A Professor Genki show I believe.
|Playa - Female 3|A Genki show maybe?
|Playa - Male 1  |Some things should stay hidden.
|Playa - Male 2  |Some crazy Genki gameshow.
|Playa - Male 3  |Dear god...
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kwilanna|What the hell?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Probably just a name. Well... maybe...
|Playa - Female 2|You really want to know?
|Playa - Female 3|Lots of answers in my head. None of them good.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm not gonna be able to sleep for... years...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm afraid to ask.
|Playa - Male 3  |What do you get if you win? Wait, don't answer that.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See Brutina"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This... this I don't like.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm guessing this is a new cast member...
|Playa - Female 3|Think you can handle this one? Or not...
|Playa - Male 1  |So much for easy...
|Playa - Male 2  |I... think you missed one.
|Playa - Male 3  |Guessing that's not good.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|Who is she?
|Director|The alien's secret enforcer. Isn't she great!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|She looks like she shopped in the kiddy department.
|Playa - Female 2|And you're too cheap to buy her a costume that fits...
|Playa - Female 3|Don't they make clothes her size?
|Playa - Male 1  |Maybe you could have sprung for a costume that fit her...
|Playa - Male 2  |If by great you mean can't fit into her own costume, then yeah, sure.
|Playa - Male 3  |Very... um... nevermind.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See Genki Pyro"
|Kwilanna|Looks like one of those soundboards they use for tv shows.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can I push it?
|Playa - Female 2|So we just press the button then?
|Playa - Female 3|Then we should push something on it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Really... Wonder what these buttons do then.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then let's make some noise.
|Playa - Male 3  |So let's push some buttons then.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|I don't think you should...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|What's the worst that could happen?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See Mars Set"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So we shooting this movie on another planet or something?
|Playa - Female 2|So are we shooting on this set later?
|Playa - Female 3|So we using this set in the next scene?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell? Are they shooting another space movie here?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold on, this set ours?
|Playa - Male 3  |So this part of our set?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|Not that I know of.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So this has nothing to do with Gangstas In Space?
|Playa - Female 2|So then what's with this?
|Playa - Female 3|Maybe it's the alien homeworld?
|Playa - Male 1  |Must be something old then.
|Playa - Male 2  |I thought we were going to some other planet in this film for a second.
|Playa - Male 3  |Something looks familiar about it...
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|Don't know. Looks like Mars though.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See Porn Set"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Think this is the right way?
|Playa - Female 2|Can we just walk through?
|Playa - Female 3|So this way, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |What's back here?
|Playa - Male 2  |This the right door?
|Playa - Male 3  |Think we go this way.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|Don't know, but what's that sound?
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See RFG Walker"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just what a girl needs.
|Playa - Female 2|I must have one.
|Playa - Female 3|What is it, and how do I get one.
|Playa - Male 1  |What, no sledgehammer?
|Playa - Male 2  |I feel like I've seen this before...
|Playa - Male 3  |It looks expensive. I want it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|It's a prop.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Dammit.
|Playa - Female 2|So it doesn't work at all?
|Playa - Female 3|But I want to go to there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Why you gotta crush my dreams?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold up... prop? As in not real?
|Playa - Male 3  |Prop? It doesn't work then?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kwilanna|I doubt it. Besides, what would you do with that thing anyway?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If you have to ask, you'll never know.
|Playa - Female 2|You'd be surprised.
|Playa - Female 3|Take buildings down piece by piece, flip cars, terrorize the locals... you know, have fun!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh I don't know... knock down buildings, crush vehicles, liberate an oppressed group of colonists... and Alec Mason is pretty hot.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'd do a little demolition in style!
|Playa - Male 3  |With a giant robotic walker? Anything I damn well please!
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See RM Trap"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This should be good.
|Playa - Female 2|I can see this being entertaining.
|Playa - Female 3|Those guys are gonna get themselves killed.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is gonna be good.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh I hope they fuck that up.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hope they get what's comin' to them.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Kwilanna|Why's that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Cause that's a dangerous job.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh, you'll see soon enough.
|Playa - Female 3|Personal experience.
|Playa - Male 1  |Cause that shit hurts, that's why.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just watch.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cause those things fuckin' hurt.
|Playa - Zombie  |Garbled
}}
|Kwilanna|What do you... Oh.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ha! Told you.
|Playa - Female 2|How do YOU like it?
|Playa - Female 3|Like I said, should have been more careful.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ah. Poetic justice.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hurts just watchin' it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Tables are turned now, aren't they.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See Ship"
|Kwilanna|Impressive, isn't it?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|It'll be a tough fight out of here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kwilanna|We'll see about that.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 See Zimos Crib"
|Kwilanna|Wow, who would actually live in a place like this?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh believe me, there's people who would.
|Playa - Female 2|Nobody I would know, clearly...
|Playa - Female 3|I know, must be some deadbeat...
|Playa - Male 1  |I... I can't think of anyone that would.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, a pimp might...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, it's not SO bad, is it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Kwilanna|I mean, it's so tacky. And that carpet... ugh!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's a pretty soft carpet, actually.
|Playa - Female 2|Shag has it's uses.
|Playa - Female 3|You really don't like the carpet?
|Playa - Male 1  |Though this one has less stains on it I'm sure.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't be hating on the carpet.
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks kinda soft to me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|What was that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh nothing.
|Playa - Female 2|I didn't say anything.
|Playa - Female 3|What? I didn't say anything.
|Playa - Male 1  |Huh? Oh, nothing.
|Playa - Male 2  |What's wrong with shag?
|Playa - Male 3  |Um, you're right, tacky...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Set Off Genki Pyro"
|Kwilanna|Holy crap!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|You're welcome.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Shield Generator"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bingo.
|Playa - Female 2|This must be right.
|Playa - Female 3|Hope this is the right console.
|Playa - Male 1  |Here we go...
|Playa - Male 2  |Looks like the right place.
|Playa - Male 3  |This looks right.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Trigger Destruct"
|Kwilanna|Um, what's that?
|Director|You think you're the only one that can improvise? You've triggered a self destruct and the door's locked, BOOM. Let's see you shut it down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Find the control room, fast!
|Playa - Female 2|Means there's a control somewhere. Find it.
|Playa - Female 3|Time for us to move!
|Playa - Male 1  |Quick, head up to that control room.
|Playa - Male 2  |We can do this. Head to the control room.
|Playa - Male 3  |Up in the control room. Hurry.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M02 Unlock Door"
|Kwilanna|Can't stop the self destruct, but got the door open!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then we better hurry.
|Playa - Female 2|Good enough for me.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll take it!
|Playa - Male 1  |That'll do.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then let's use it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Good enough for me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

PAK2 M03[]


{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 After NG Ambush"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm beginning to think Zhen is going to get us killed.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm getting very tired of these surprises.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm getting real tired of these surprises.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is really starting to piss me off.
|Playa - Male 2  |He must be out of his damn mind to get the real military after us.
|Playa - Male 3  |What the hell was Zhen thinking?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|I'm with you on that.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Arrive at Center"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Ok we're here. Set off the viruses.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}}
|Kwilanna|Executing.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Arrive Trans1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Kwilanna, I'll destroy the shield generator to open a link to the transmitter.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}}
|Kwilanna|And I'll upload the virus so we can shut these all down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Won't that kill your people?
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Kwilanna|Yes. With their minds still connected to the hive, they too will die.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|This must be done... for earth.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Arrive Trans2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|There's the second generator.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|You know what to do.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Arrive Trans3"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|This is the last shield.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|Once it's down and the virus is in, we'll be able to end this thing once and for all.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 End Of Scene"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's say these final lines and get off this damn ship.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm finishing this scene then calling my lawyer. You ok?
|Playa - Female 3|One more scene then we can be done with this bullshit.
|Playa - Male 1  |There, let's finish the scene and get the hell out of this ship.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sooner this scene's done the better. You ready?
|Playa - Male 3  |That's better. Let's finish the scene then land this damn thing.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|Yeah... sure.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 End Trans1"
|Director|Cut! My god... that earth line! So much emotional depth! You really captured the plight of the whole planet there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Emotional what?
|Playa - Female 2|Um...
|Playa - Female 3|Right. Depth.
|Playa - Male 1  |If you say so.
|Playa - Male 2  |Captured the what...?
|Playa - Male 3  |You must be joking...
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Director|But you, Jackie, you...
|Kwilanna|Look, my name's Jenny. And yeah, I know what you think. Can we just get to the next scene now?
|Director|Fine, I want shots of that ship doing cool things. You know, flying by buildings, through narrow areas, stuff like that. Let's see what you can really do with it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll get you your shots, don't worry.
|Playa - Female 2|At least this sounds like it won't kill me.
|Playa - Female 3|Why does everyone assume I can do these things?
|Playa - Male 1  |Should be easy enough.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't worry, I got this.
|Playa - Male 3  |That I can handle.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 End Trans2"
|Director|Ok, we're going with something new here. I'm throwing in a reversal.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the hell's that mean?
|Playa - Female 2|You have to explain.
|Playa - Female 3|A safe one, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't remember this in the script.
|Playa - Male 2  |What are you talking about?
|Playa - Male 3  |That's not in the script.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Director|It's coming up soon. Just make it work!
}}

{{quote|Alright, now you have to get to the center of the city to execute the viruses. Let's make the drama happen!|Director, "PAK2 M03 End Trans3"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Flying To Center"
|Kwilanna|The sooner we're done with this scene, the sooner I can go home and let off some steam.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I suggest a nice, hot bath. Or drive through a crowded street doing 100 miles per hour. Both are good stress relief.
|Playa - Female 2|You know, killing people has that effect as well.
|Playa - Female 3|Or you can keep killing anything that attacks us. That always helps me.
|Playa - Male 1  |You're doing a pretty good job of that here, Jenny.
|Playa - Male 2  |Or you can just let it off here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Think you let some off already.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Killing Helicopters"
|Director|Stop shooting down my cameramen!
|Director|Seriously, you know how much those helicopters cost?
|Director|Shoot down anything EXCEPT my camera crew!
|Director|That's coming out of your paycheck!
|Director|You're wasting good film on those helicopters!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Kwi Starts Firing"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Did you take over the laser?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|He thinks I'm not worth a damn, I'll show him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well if that's how you feel about it, by all means.
|Playa - Female 2|Go ahead, have a little fun with it then.
|Playa - Female 3|Go crazy with it, girl.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit, good for you.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's what I like to hear.
|Playa - Male 3  |You sure you can handle that thing?
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Mission Start"
|Director|Ready to crush this final sequence? The aliens are invading and you have to stop the mind control transmitters by uploading a virus into them. You even get to fly the spaceship! So get in and get going!
|Kwilanna|Script says you're the pilot and gunner. So you know how to fly this, right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No, but that never stops me.
|Playa - Female 2|This isn't the first time I've flown strange technology.
|Playa - Female 3|Of course I do, piece of cake.
|Playa - Male 1  |Think I can figure it out. I'm a natural at these things.
|Playa - Male 2  |No, but that never stops me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shouldn't be that hard.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}}
|Kwilanna|And the locations of the transmitters?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Check the nav computer.
|Playa - Female 2|The navigation computer must have them listed.
|Playa - Female 3|On the computer thingy inside.
|Playa - Male 1  |On the navigation computer.
|Playa - Male 2  |They're on board.
|Playa - Male 3  |Probably programmed into the computer.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Kwilanna|You really know your stuff.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Most of the time I just wing it actually.
|Playa - Female 2|This is true.
|Playa - Female 3|I know, I'm pretty good at this sort of thing.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I know, I'm good.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, that last bit I'm just guessing at. Usually right though.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinda my job, love.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Kwilanna|Wish I was more like that.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Honey you have the makings of a great Saint, you just need to let it all out. You've done good so far.
|Playa - Female 2|You've been doing a good job so far of bringing out your inner Saint.
|Playa - Female 3|Of course you will, honey. You've got that killer instinct inside.
|Playa - Male 1  |It's all about having the balls, or... whatever, to take what you want when you want. I think you could do that.
|Playa - Male 2  |You stood up to those actresses who were tryin' to replace you. You're more like me than you think.
|Playa - Male 3  |Look at everythin' we've done for this film. You're a natural at it and still here followin' me.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|You give me too much credit.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Those actresses that tried replacing you might disagree.
|Playa - Female 2|Those replacement actresses would disagree.
|Playa - Female 3|You showed those actresses in our last shoot who was in charge. That's something.
|Playa - Male 1  |Tell that to the actresses who tried to replace you.
|Playa - Male 2  |You see me startin' shit with them? No, that was all you, girl.
|Playa - Male 3  |Those actresses backstage might disagree.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|It wasn't them that tried to have me killed...
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 NG Ambush"
|Kwilanna|What the hell's going on?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Either the military doesn't know this is a movie, or Zhen hired them to attack us.
|Playa - Female 2|His idea of fun seems to be putting us in danger.
|Playa - Female 3|Ok, not safe. He's sent the military after us. And these aren't actors.
|Playa - Male 1  |An attack from the Steelport Guard? Are you kidding me?
|Playa - Male 2  |We're under attack by the Steelport Guard!
|Playa - Male 3  |He's got the Steelport Guard assaulting us?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|What now?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kill them all of course.
|Playa - Female 2|I keep shooting 'till they're all dead.
|Playa - Female 3|I do like always... blow 'em all up.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm taking them all out. I'm through playing around.
|Playa - Male 2  |We're not dying here. I'm dropping all these assholes.
|Playa - Male 3  |Take 'em all out.
|Playa - Zombie  |Babbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Outrun Virus"
|Kwilanna|Are you serious!? We won't get "close" to death, we'll get blown to hell!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck. That. We're getting out of here.
|Playa - Female 2|Not if I can get us to safety first.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll take us out of range. Maybe that'll get these bastards off us.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm getting us out of range of that shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not if we outrun them.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck that. Hang on, we're getting out of range.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{quote|We got one more huge scene to film, and this one's gonna be so over the top I'm coining a new phrase for it: EXAGA-REAL... I don't wanna spoil the surprise, but trust me, you'll kill it!|Director, "PAK2 M03 Pre Mission Call"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Ship Shutdown"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Um, what did you do Kwilanna?
|Playa - Female 2|What happened to our power, our weapons?
|Playa - Female 3|The controls are all fucked up. What happened?
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, what's going on with this thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |The hell's wrong with the controls?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hang on, what's happening?
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Director|Your ship is shutting down while in range of the viruses. Now I want one more stunt, one more close flyby, only faster and with more intensity. This will be the best scene in the film! You're gonna kill it!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Stunt Flying"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Give you too much credit, huh? That was pretty great back there, Jen.
|Playa - Female 2|How'd that feel, standing up to the director?
|Playa - Female 3|That was pretty harsh back there you know. Feels good, doesn't it?
|Playa - Male 1  |See what I mean about standing up for yourself? Felt good, didn't it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Might as well have told him to fuck off.
|Playa - Male 3  |"Can we just get to the next scene now?" See, what'd I tell you?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Kwilanna|Yeah, well he deserved it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't they always.
|Playa - Female 2|You get no argument from me.
|Playa - Female 3|They all do most of the time.
|Playa - Male 1  |Assholes like him always do.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not saying he didn't.
|Playa - Male 3  |You're damn right he did.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Kwilanna|Still, thanks for the encouragement.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, I just pointed you in the right direction. You did the rest on your own.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm always trying to help.
|Playa - Female 3|You know me. Anytime.
|Playa - Male 1  |What can I say, I'm a good role model.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's what I'm here for, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |Certainly seems to be working.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Stunt Reaction"
|Director|Perfect! We can use that!
|Director|Great shot! Knew you could pull that off!
}}

{{quote|Here we go! Action!|Director, "PAK2 M03 Trans1 Start Movie"}}

{{quote|Action!|Director, "PAK2 M03 Trans2 Start Movie"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Trans3 Berating"
|Director|What, what, WHAT are you doing?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Trying to keep us both alive here.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Director|You're killing all the attackers! This isn't as dramatic!
|Kwilanna|They're trying to kill us. What the hell did you expect us to do, lie back and die?
|Director|Screw it, we can edit this in post.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Trans3 NG Attack"
|Kwilanna|Looks like we're being ganged up on by both the aliens AND the military.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's never something like fluffy bunnies and tiny kangaroos, is it...
|Playa - Female 2|Always has to be the hard way for us...
|Playa - Female 3|A regular party in the city...
|Playa - Male 1  |Who'd want it to be too easy...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well this gets better and better...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well this is a fun day at the office...
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{quote|Quiet! We're rolling!|Director, "PAK2 M03 Trans3 Start Movie"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Upload 1 Done"
|Kwilanna|Upload complete!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Two more to go.
|Playa - Zombie  |Moans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Upload 1 Start"
|Kwilanna|Uploading the virus now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|I'll keep us safe, don't worry.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Kwilanna|I know you will.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Upload 2 Done"
|Kwilanna|Upload's done.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good job with that.
|Playa - Female 2|Not so bad.
|Playa - Female 3|Then one more to go.
|Playa - Male 1  |On to the next.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then let's move.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then let's move on.
|Playa - Zombie  |Groans
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Upload 2 Start"
|Kwilanna|Uploading... Hey should I swing around so the camera can get a better angle of the ship?
|Director|WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY? That's the last time you break character! I've had it with you... extras. You and all the other actresses in this film are never finding work again. You're useless!
|Kwilanna|I'm not going to do it... I'm not...
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK2 M03 Upload 3 Start"
|Kwilanna|Beginning the upload.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You know something, I'm not sure those ships are remote controlled...
|Playa - Female 2|Jenny, don't you think these ships are flying too well to be remote drones?
|Playa - Female 3|Are you sure these are remote drones? They're flying a little too well...
|Playa - Male 1  |And I'm beginning to think these aren't drones we're shooting...
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey Jenny, these ships seem like remote drones to you?
|Playa - Male 3  |You know what? These ships aren't acting like remote controlled drones.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Kwilanna|What?
|Director|What'd you expect, it was easier to use the extras to fly these things. Saves money and they were just expendable workers anyway.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So then they're really trying to kill us.
|Playa - Female 2|So they really are trying to kill us then?
|Playa - Female 3|So everyone's really trying to kill us. That's just great...
|Playa - Male 1  |Which means they're really trying to kill us so we don't kill them.
|Playa - Male 2  |So they're really trying to kill us.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then they must really be tryin' to kill us.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Kwilanna|That insane asshole's killing real people for a movie!
}}

PAK3[]

PAK3 M01[]


{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 After Club Call"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Police were called to the strip club.
|Playa - Female 2|We are going to the strip club next. The police were called there too.
|Playa - Female 3|Time to hit the strip club. Seems like Gat might be there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like he may have gone to the strip club.
|Playa - Male 2  |Police got a call about a disturbance. Looks like he went to the strip club.
|Playa - Male 3  |We're headed to the strip club. Gat's probably been there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Pierce|Shit, that sounds just like Johnny.
}}

{{quote|The Saints realized they had no idea where to continue the search. But then...|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 After Interrogate 1"}}

{{quote|Indeed their friend had not been to the purveyor of weapons close by, but perhaps the next merchant would prove more... enlightening.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 After Wrong FF"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Arrive at Club"
|Pierce|Where's all the police?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And where's Johnny?
|Playa - Female 2|Nevermind them, let's find Gat.
|Playa - Female 3|Not my problem right now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Jimmy was probably wrong about them.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't know, don't care.
|Playa - Male 3  |Maybe they've left.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Begin Drive to FF"
|Pierce|You have any idea where to start?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If Johnny's pissed, he'll want a gun. Try Friendly Fire.
|Playa - Female 2|If this is really Johnny I would guess he's heading to Friendly Fire.
|Playa - Female 3|With Johnny, he'll want a gun. Try Friendly Fire.
|Playa - Male 1  |If it's really Johnny, he'll want a gun. We're heading to Friendly Fire.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, if I had to guess I'd say he'd hit up Friendly Fire.
|Playa - Male 3  |Friendly Fire. If this is Johnny, he's gonna want a gun.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Pierce|Everything this town has to offer and that would be his first thought?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He's in a strange place and unarmed. Hell, it was my first thought here.
|Playa - Female 2|He has to arm himself, like we did when we arrived.
|Playa - Female 3|I needed a gun when I got here.
|Playa - Male 1  |It was mine when I got here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Johnny'd want to be ready to go after his enemies.
|Playa - Male 3  |He's like me, always has to be prepared.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Pierce|Yeah, but you knew we had to take on the Syndicate. A clone of Gat ain't gonna know that.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|His brain's scrambled. Sounded like he wants to make someone pay for Aisha's death.
|Playa - Female 2|And if he's reliving losing Aisha?
|Playa - Female 3|Look, he's still pissed about Aisha, not looking to play craps.
|Playa - Male 1  |You heard Jimmy, he still thinks he's out to avenge Aisha.
|Playa - Male 2  |But if he's still pissed about Aisha, he may try avenging her.
|Playa - Male 3  |From what Jimmy said, he's still carryin' on about Aisha's death. He'll wanna make someone pay.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Pierce|Shit... good point.
}}

{{quote|Having arrived just in time to save the Saints from certain death, the three set out on a chase through the metrolpolis of Steelport in search of their cloned friend. Amazed by the device built for such a purpose, they asked for an explanation on how it worked.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Begin Gat Chase"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Call About Club"
|Jimmy|Guys! I've been listening to the police radio and there's something happening at Technically Legal. They say it involves some big monster. I'll bet...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Right, we got it.
|Playa - Female 2|You should stay out of this, Jimmy.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, I can figure that one out too.
|Playa - Male 1  |Just leave this to us, will ya kid.
|Playa - Male 2  |We'll do the betting here, you just keep out of this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Leave it to the professionals kid.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Club Owner Rant"
|Interrogation|I already called the police. Look at what you Saints did to my club!
|Pierce|Hold up man, we didn't have nothing to do with it.
|Interrogation|Like hell you didn't. I heard that... that THING! He said he was Johnny Gat. I read the papers, he's a Saint.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Correct FF"
|Pierce|Morningstar? Think they're after Johnny too?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I plan on asking them.
|Playa - Female 2|I plan on finding out.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't know, but how 'bout we ask?
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't know, but we better check it out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Only one way to find out.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's ask.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|Damn, would you look at this mess?|Pierce, "PAK3 M01 Enter Club"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Explain Tracker"
|Jimmy|So you see, with the DNA from the Gat clone programmed into this bio-scanner, I can look for traces of...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just say it works and leave it at that.
|Playa - Female 2|I don't care for explanations, just results.
|Playa - Female 3|Did I ask? Just shut up and keep tracking Johnny.
|Playa - Male 1  |Jimmy, I'm a little busy and I don't care how it works, just that it does.
|Playa - Male 2  |If it works, great. I don't care about the details, Jimmy.
|Playa - Male 3  |Do I really look like I care? Just keep tracking Gat.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 First Interrogation"
|Interrogation|What the hell do you want?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wanna keep breathing you'll tell me what Morningstar was doing here.
|Playa - Female 2|Why was the Morningstar here? I suggest you start talking.
|Playa - Female 3|To start breaking things. Unless you tell me what Morningstar was doing here.
|Playa - Male 1  |Tell me what Morningstar was doing here and I might let you live.
|Playa - Male 2  |Why's Morningstar here? Start talking or I'll start breaking things.
|Playa - Male 3  |What's the Morningstar doing here? Tell me and you might live.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Interrogation|As long as you don't give me to that brute! He attacked some of our guys nearby, so we were tracking him down. Now can I go?
|Pierce|We better find Gat before these guys do.
}}

{{quote|He's faster than I had anticipated.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Gat Moving Fast"}}

{{quote|Dammit, this would be a lot easier without the Steelport PD on our asses.|Pierce, "PAK3 M01 Get Police Off Back"}}

{{quote|I can track Gat on my device here. Just keep us safe, alright.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Getting In Vehicle"}}

{{quote|Listening to the sage-like advice of their intelligent and trusted friend, they raced over to the local strip joint ready to deal with a full police investigation. But when they arrived...|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Heading to Club"}}

{{quote|Holy shit, Gat's taking down helicopters!|Pierce, "PAK3 M01 Heli Downed"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Jimmy Rescue Call"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What do you want, Jimmy? We're under attack here.
|Playa - Female 2|Now is not a good time, Jimmy.
|Playa - Female 3|Now's not the time, Jimmy.
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't have time for this, Jimmy.
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't this wait, Jimmy? I'm kinda busy.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bad time, Jimmy.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Jimmy|I know, I heard on the police scanner they have you trapped inside. I have a way to track Gat! Just wait there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, don't... Well shit, now we're waiting here for the kid.
|Playa - Female 2|No, Jimmy, wait... Well, I guess we have to keep alive until he arrives now.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh no you... dammit! Jimmy's coming here, we have to hold out.
|Playa - Male 1  |Jimmy? Shit... Guess we're holding out here until that kid shows up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold on, what?... Great. We're waiting here for Jimmy it looks like.
|Playa - Male 3  |Wait Jimmy! Damn kid. Guess we're holdin' out here for now.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{quote|Better leave one alive if we're gonna find out what's up.|Pierce, "PAK3 M01 Leave Alive"}}

{{quote|And so our adventure begins...|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Mission Start"}}

{{quote|Seeing our heroes approaching, footsoldiers of the notorious Morningstar gang rained down a hail of bullets. Realizing the presense of these henchmen must hold a clue to the whereabouts of their friend, keeping one alive was their only avenue for answers.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Morningstar At FF"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Owner Interrogate"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What happened here? Where did he go?
|Playa - Female 2|We are not leaving until you tell us what happened here.
|Playa - Female 3|Johnny Gat's dead. Now what happened here?
|Playa - Male 1  |Listen, you better start talking. What happened here?
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell. Me. What. Happened.
|Playa - Male 3  |Listen, buttercup. I want details on what happened here, got it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Interrogation|Jesus! That big guy came in screaming his name and something about stripper poles, then started trashing the place! People panicked and he ran off.
}}

{{quote|Despite all the obstacles the police put in our way, we continued our pursuit. Gaining on our target, it was Gat himself who found a way to keep us from reaching him.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Plane Coming"}}

{{quote|Holy shit, Gat downed a PLANE!|Pierce, "PAK3 M01 Plane Downed"}}

{{quote|Would'a thought maybe Gat would be at Planet Saints. Guess not.|Pierce, "PAK3 M01 Planet Saints Empty"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Police Arrive"
|Jimmy|At that moment, little did they know the building was being surrounded.
|Interrogation|Come out of there, Saints! We have the building surrounded!
|Jimmy|But our heroes didn't have time to panic.
|Pierce|Man, we're in deep shit here.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Police Holdout"
|Jimmy|And so it was the Saints began their stand at Technically Legal. Determined to stay alive long enough to be saved from the police by their daring ally, they opened fire on the hordes of enemies bearing down on them. The danger was extreme, but they found the courage to endure. Never once did they lose faith in their friend.
|Pierce|That kid ain't coming.
}}

{{quote|You don't know me, but I'm your biggest fan! And I... well, I need your help. Do you know Smiling Jack's Diner? Meet me there and I'll explain everything.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Pre"}}

{{quote|Come on, hurry! We need to get out of here!|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Pulling Up"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Regular Car Arrive"
|Pierce|You couldn't have jacked something better than this?
|Jimmy|This is my mom's car, I'll have you know. It's very reliable.
|Pierce|That explains so much...
}}

{{quote|With the relentless onslaught of law enforcement, all hope was beginning to fade. But then, at the darkest hour, a light shone through the gun smoke and hope was restored. The hero of the day arrived, unafraid and ready for action.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Set Up Rescue"}}

{{quote|Hurry up and get out here, these guys are everywhere!|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 Still Inside Call"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Stop At Plane"
|Jimmy|We can't get by this. We're gonna lose him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So we're just giving up?
|Playa - Female 2|This did not end well.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm not giving up yet.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well that was a waste of time.
|Playa - Male 2  |So that was for nothing then...
|Playa - Male 3  |All that for nothing.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Jimmy|Don't worry, I have a backup plan. Trust me.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Surprise Heli"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You had a helicopter just lying around?
|Playa - Female 2|You have a helicopter...?
|Playa - Female 3|So a helicopter, huh?
|Playa - Male 1  |How did YOU get a helicopter?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're telling me you had a helicopter lying around?
|Playa - Male 3  |A kid like you has a helicopter?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}}
|Jimmy|I, Jimmy Torbitson, am a mastermind of science and technology.
|Pierce|So you stole it.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 Surprise Turret"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You stole from the military?
|Playa - Female 2|Let me guess, you just happened to have this in your garage.
|Playa - Female 3|You gonna tell me you built this too?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where the hell did you steal this thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |So where'd you steal this, kid?
|Playa - Male 3  |Steal military vehicles often?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Jimmy|I made the clone on my own. Did you not think I, Jimmy Torbitson, have other wonderful toys in my arsenal?
|Pierce|Yeah, he stole it.
}}

{{quote|Oh shit, they called in the SWAT teams.|Pierce, "PAK3 M01 SWAT Arrives"}}

{{quote|Oh no! They've blocked the road ahead! Quick, clear it out before Johnny gets out of range.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M01 SWAT Block 1"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 SWAT Block 2"
|Jimmy|There's another roadblock ahead! We have to get through it!
|Pierce|These guys seem to be more worried about us than a giant Gat clone.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M01 SWAT Block 3"
|Jimmy|Another one! You'll have to...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I think I know what to do by now.
|Playa - Female 2|Clear it out? Of course I do.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't tell me... clear it out.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, yeah, I'm clearing it already.
|Playa - Male 2  |Clear it out? I think I know that by now.
|Playa - Male 3  |Lemme guess, clear it out...
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|Doubt he's here. A pissed off clone of Johnny would be causing more problems. Try the next one.|Pierce, "PAK3 M01 Wrong FF"}}

PAK3 M02[]


{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Arrive PS1"
|Jimmy|Here we are.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time to serenade Gat.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's hear that singing, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Start with the singing, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, guess you better start singing.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let that Aisha start flowing, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's hear those Aisha songs, Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Pierce|I hate you right now.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Arrive PS2"
|Pierce|What the fuck did you do to Gat?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Holy shit, Jimmy...
|Playa - Female 2|My God... look at him...
|Playa - Female 3|That's not right, Jimmy!
|Playa - Male 1  |Jesus, Jimmy...
|Playa - Male 2  |That's Johnny?!
|Playa - Male 3  |He looks horrible!
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Jimmy|Uh, remember the plan. Get him calm before getting near him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I think that's on you, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|You're up, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Um, yeah... more singing then.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is on you, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 2  |Right. Pierce, get on that.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. Let's do this, Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{quote|They're going to kill him!|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Attacking Gat"}}

{{quote|Keep shooting him, it's slowing him down.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Bee Gun Gat"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Death Coming"
|Jimmy|Soon we can take them both home.
|Pierce|Wait, you hear that sound?
|Jimmy|I should have known then... It was the sound of doom on our doorstep.
}}

{{quote|Aisha! NOOOOOOO!|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Death of Aisha"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 End"
|Pierce|What now?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Now we find something bigger to stop Gat. He was hard to control when he wasn't a rampaging clone.
|Playa - Female 2|Stopping Gat would be hard. Stopping his clone? That's going to take a lot more.
|Playa - Female 3|Gat's pissed. He isn't going to come quietly. We'll need a better plan.
|Playa - Male 1  |A pissed off Gat was one thing. A pissed off clone... we'll need something powerful to stop him.
|Playa - Male 2  |I could have handled a cloned Gat. But a rampaging clone of Gat? This is gonna need something bigger.
|Playa - Male 3  |Gat's even more pissed now. We'll need something seriously powerful to stop him.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Jimmy|Lucky for them, I had just the thing...
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Find Gat"
|Pierce|There he is.
|Jimmy|Start singing, I know it'll work.
|Pierce|I really hate you both right now.
}}

{{quote|On the hunt once again to save our friend, we knew the faster we reached him the better chance we had of keeping him alive. We had to keep our wits about us to make this work.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Follow Gat Begins"}}

{{quote|We have to follow. Come on, I'll track him!|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Gat Runs Off"}}

{{quote|The excitement of the crowd and the realization they will finally find their friend put the group in high spirits. Pierce's singing would work, just as the invention by yours truly had kept the fans at bay. With the strength of their leader guiding them all, there was nothing to fear. As they drove, they thought of all the good they will accomplish together.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Heading to PS2"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Hear Gat At PS2"
|Jimmy|I hear him! He must be at the other Planet Saints! We have to hurry!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's get moving, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|Hurry Pierce, let's move.
|Playa - Female 3|You heard him, Pierce. Let's go.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pack it up Pierce, we're rolling.
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce, time to move.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold on, Pierce, we're moving!
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Helicopter"
|Pierce|We got a problem, boss. Helicopter coming in!
|Jimmy|No, no, no! Here, shoot those things down before they hurt Gat!
}}

{{quote|That was close. We better make sure Gat's alright.|Pierce, "PAK3 M02 Helis Dead"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Keep Away"
|Jimmy|Use the bee gun to keep the crowd back. They're causing too much feedback on the speakers.
|Jimmy|The crowd's getting too close to the stage, you gotta keep them back.
|Jimmy|Watch the crowd, they're getting through!
|Jimmy|You have to keep them all back!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Meet Jimmy"
|Pierce|Ok, what the hell is that?
|Jimmy|A mobile stage! Hop in, I'll explain along the way to Planet Saints.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And this is supposed to help us how?
|Playa - Female 2|And this is supposed to help stop Gat?
|Playa - Female 3|This is a joke, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |How is this supposed to help us?
|Playa - Male 2  |Start explaining this shit, Jimmy.
|Playa - Male 3  |Start talking. How's this going to help us?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Jimmy|Pierce is a singer. If he sings Aisha songs, we can calm the savage beast within Johnny, giving us a chance to reason with him.
|Pierce|You've gotta be kidding. And why are we going to Planet Saints?
|Jimmy|Today is Fan Appreciation Day at all those locations. Gat may turn up looking to reconnect with the Saints. Only problem is the crowd.
|Pierce|What about them?
|Jimmy|We'll have to keep them from spooking him. Take this bee gun, my own genius creation. It should be able to hold off any crazed fans without killing them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jimmy... this is a bee gun. You know what, fine, I'll try it.
|Playa - Female 2|This better work, cause right now it sounds ridiculous.
|Playa - Female 3|You want me to use... bees. Right...
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine, we'll give it a shot. But this better damn well work.
|Playa - Male 2  |A bee gun? I'm at a loss for words...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm taking a bee gun and listening to a kid. I must've lost my mind.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{quote|Calling my allies to arms, I met them with the solution to our problem...|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Mission Start"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Morningstar Attack"
|Pierce|Boss, we got incoming!
|Jimmy|Oh god! Don't let them kill us!
}}

{{quote|Nearing their destination, the Saints knew this was their lost friend and were happy to see him alive and well.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Nearing PS2"}}

{{quote|It would take something more powerful. The most powerful feeling of all... Love.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Power of Love"}}

{{quote|Guys, I know how to stop Johnny! We just have to get him calm first, then we can talk to him. I have the perfect way to do it! Meet me at Rim Jobs. You're going to love this, I just know it!|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Pre A"}}

{{quote|Guys, I know how to stop Johnny! We just have to get him calm first, then we can talk to him. I have the perfect way to do it! Come to my house. You're going to love this, I just know it!|Jimmy, "PAK3 M02 Pre B"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Protect Pierce"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The bees will work on Gat, right?
|Playa - Female 2|Will the bees stop Gat?
|Playa - Female 3|I can slow Gat down with the bees, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Will this bee thing work on Gat?
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell me this bee gun will work on Gat.
|Playa - Male 3  |The bees. Will they work on Gat?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Jimmy|I think so...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hope so. If they don't, Pierce is in trouble.
|Playa - Female 2|I have to try before he kills Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|For Pierce's sake I hope so.
|Playa - Male 1  |Gonna have to try, otherwise Pierce is going to get his head ripped off.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, one way to find out...
|Playa - Male 3  |They better or Pierce ain't gonna last.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Revive Gat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's alright, Johnny. I'm here... fuck!
|Playa - Female 2|I am here for you, Johnny. Let's... wait!
|Playa - Female 3|We have you, Johnny. Let's go... dammit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, buddy. We... shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |I got ya, Gat. It's ok... oh shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |It's alright, Johnny. We're... fuck!
|Playa - Zombie  |Grumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Rocket Launcher"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You had this on you? Fuck it, just forget I asked.
|Playa - Female 2|Jimmy, where were you keeping this? On second thought, nevermind...
|Playa - Female 3|You had this just tucked away for a rainy day?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where did you get this... you know what, nevermind.
|Playa - Male 2  |Where were you stashing this? In fact, forget I asked...
|Playa - Male 3  |A RPG launcher? Where... You know, forget I asked.
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Romantic Moment"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce... it's actually working!
|Playa - Female 2|This is actually working?!
|Playa - Female 3|That worked?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit, this... this is working!
|Playa - Male 2  |Is that... is that actually working?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Jimmy, it's... it's working!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Jimmy|I told you!
|Pierce|Kid, you got lucky here.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 See Aisha Brute"
|Pierce|You didn't. You fucking didn't!
|Jimmy|She was his one true love, I couldn't let him live without her.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Singing Not Working"
|Jimmy|But try as we might, the rage inside the tormented man could not be subdued with mere bees.
|Jimmy|This isn't working. Hold on, I have a secret weapon. This is guaranteed to work!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M02 Singing Working"
|Jimmy|It's working, keep singing!
|Jimmy|He's calming down!
}}

PAK3 M03[]


{{quote|Hello?... Can you hear me?... Echoooo... Great! Fast as now mortal legs could carry them our hero raced to the bridge determined to save the day. Finding the area swarming with Steelport Guard, and their powers now just a memory, the Saint had to fall back to their roots.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M03 Arrive at Bridge"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Arrive at PS1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm here, but no Gat.
|Playa - Female 2|There is no sign of Gat here...
|Playa - Female 3|Ok, I'm here, but no Gat.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm here. I don't see Gat though...
|Playa - Male 2  |Alright, I'm here but no sign of Gat...
|Playa - Male 3  |No sign of Gat around here...
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}}
|Interrogation|Finish off the Saints!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Arrive PS2"
|Interrogation|There they are! Release the brutes!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why am I not surprised...
|Playa - Female 2|Big surprise, he got it wrong again.
|Playa - Female 3|Morningstar?! Guess I got my wish...
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you fucking kidding me? Again?!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gonna kill that kid...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well fuck me! Again?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{quote|Almost there, boss. You got this!|Pierce, "PAK3 M03 Boss At 33 Percent"}}

{{quote|It's still up. Gonna take more than that.|Pierce, "PAK3 M03 Boss At 66 Percent"}}

{{quote|Come on, one more hit!|Pierce, "PAK3 M03 Boss Near Death"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Call from Pierce"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, tell me you're alright.
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, tell me you're alright!
|Playa - Female 3|Talk to me Pierce. Everything ok?
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, is that you?
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce, you there?
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce, you alright?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Pierce|Boss! Yeah, I'm here with Gat. We're on top of Magarac Bridge and we're under attack by the military. You've gotta hurry!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't worry, I'll be there soon.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm coming for you, just hold on.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll be right there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hang on, Pierce, I'm coming.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't worry, I'll be there soon.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't worry Pierce, I'm on my way!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{quote|Careful up there, I'm seeing helicopters fly in.|Pierce, "PAK3 M03 Call Out Helis"}}

{{quote|Shit, snipers on the roof.|Pierce, "PAK3 M03 Call Out Snipers"}}

{{quote|They're rolling tanks up the highway!|Pierce, "PAK3 M03 Call Out Tanks"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 End PS1"
|Jimmy|I'm hearing roars in the distance. Triangulating the source and...
|Jimmy|It's another Planet Saints! He has to be there!
|Jimmy|I've got it! Sending you the location now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No more traps, Jimmy.
|Playa - Female 2|This better be right, Jimmy.
|Playa - Female 3|This better not be more military...
|Playa - Male 1  |You better be right this time, Jimmy.
|Playa - Male 2  |And it better be the right one.
|Playa - Male 3  |You're sure this time, right?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Get On Bridge"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, how do I get up to you?
|Playa - Female 2|Is there a way up somewhere, Pierce? I've done all I can from down here.
|Playa - Female 3|I can't get up to you, Pierce. I don't see a way.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, how did you get up there? I don't see a way.
|Playa - Male 2  |How'd you guys get up there? I don't see a way.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm not seeing a way up there, Pierce. How'd you manage it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Pierce|Gat climbed up the side. But don't worry, called the boys and they're flying in a chopper.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good call.
|Playa - Female 2|What would I do without you.
|Playa - Female 3|That should do the trick.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good to hear.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's what I like to hear.
|Playa - Male 3  |Can always count on you.
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}} }}

{{quote|I heard over the radio there's load roars coming from Planet Saints. I'll be on the phone with you the whole way.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M03 Go To PS1"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Military at PS1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There's military everywhere!
|Playa - Female 2|There's military here! What are they doing?
|Playa - Female 3|Jesus! There's military all over the place!
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit, the military's all over!
|Playa - Male 2  |What's the military doing here? Besides shooting at me?
|Playa - Male 3  |There's military crawling all over the place!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Jimmy|You're right! They used speakers to play that roaring sound hoping to lure the Saints out. Oh god, I'm so sorry! I should have seen this coming!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't worry, I'm fine. Just find Gat already.
|Playa - Female 2|Make it up to me by finding Gat already.
|Playa - Female 3|Whatever, just find Gat and Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |Look, just find Gat. I'm fine here.
|Playa - Male 2  |What you need to do is find Johnny and Pierce. Don't worry about me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't worry, I'm fine here. Just find Gat and Pierce.
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the hell happened...?
|Playa - Female 2|What just happened here?
|Playa - Female 3|Oh my head... what happened?
|Playa - Male 1  |What... what happened...?
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh man, my head. What happened?
|Playa - Male 3  |Ohh... what the hell happened?
|Playa - Zombie  |Mumbles
}}
|Jimmy|Well, Johnny found his way back here and he... he took Pierce.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That I vaguely remember. I mean to me, what happened to me?
|Playa - Female 2|That I remember. But why do I feel... strange?
|Playa - Female 3|Did I get hit or something, cause I feel kinda strange?
|Playa - Male 1  |I remember that. I mean what happened to me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell me somethin' I don't know, like what happened to me.
|Playa - Male 3  |That I remember. But what happened to me?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Jimmy|Oh that. You're feeling the effects of my irradiated Saints Flow.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fucking what?!
|Playa - Female 2|What did you just say?!
|Playa - Female 3|Wait, you poisoned me?!
|Playa - Male 1  |What?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Come again?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Your what?!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}}
|Jimmy|The Saints Flow you drank when you got here had been irradiated by my homemade particle accelerator. I intended to drink it myself, but seeing as I owed you for all this trouble I gave it to you.
|Jimmy|While you were out, I gave you Saints Flow I irradiated with my homemade particle accelerator. I intended to drink it myself, but seeing as I owed you for all this trouble I figured you could use it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is this killing me?! I feel so... so... amazing! Like, really great!
|Playa - Female 2|So what's happening to me? I feel... really good right now!
|Playa - Female 3|And it's doing what to me? I feel like I'm... really strong!
|Playa - Male 1  |What is this doing to me? I feel... I feel... really great!
|Playa - Male 2  |And what the hell's it gonna do to me? I feel like... like I can take on the world!
|Playa - Male 3  |What's it done to me? I feel like... like... like I'm fuckin' invincible!
|Playa - Zombie  |Snarls
}}
|Jimmy|It should increase your speed, your strength, allow you to throw fireballs, make you impervious to harm, and other... unknown side effects. My very own superhero concoction. Now you're ready to go after Johnny.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're not kidding for once.
|Playa - Female 2|And don't forget Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|Well shit, yeah I am!
|Playa - Male 1  |Hell yeah I am.
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn straight!
|Playa - Male 3  |Damn right!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{quote|You need to get there fast! If I calculated the molecular make up of the drink correctly, you should be lighter than normal as well. Maybe even able to fly. But that's theoretical of course...|Jimmy, "PAK3 M03 Move Faster"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Nice"
|Pierce|Damn you're good!
|Pierce|Knew you'd make that one.
|Pierce|Let's get more like that.
|Pierce|Shit, nice shot!
|Pierce|That's right, you got this.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 On Way to PS1"
|Jimmy|Taking off like a god treading among mere mortals, the leader of the Saints set out to find their two trusted lieutenants. Meanwhile their closest friend, Jimmy Torbitson, scoured the information highway for news on...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jimmy... you worry me. Like, seriously worry me.
|Playa - Female 2|What are you smoking, Jimmy? Do you always talk like this?
|Playa - Female 3|You are really messed up, you know that?
|Playa - Male 1  |Umm, Jimmy? What are you doing?
|Playa - Male 2  |"Scoured the information highway"? What the hell are you talking about?
|Playa - Male 3  |Jimmy, are you mental?
|Playa - Zombie  |Sneers
}}
|Jimmy|... What... what do you mean? How are you talking to me?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Cause really, you're not even a friend, much less a close one.
|Playa - Female 2|You're the one who started saying crazy things, not me.
|Playa - Female 3|What was all that about mortals and you being my closest friend?
|Playa - Male 1  |You were spouting crap about gods and mortals. What's that all about?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're the one who started monologing here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Gods, mortals, my closest friend... what the hell is that all about?
|Playa - Zombie  |Gurgles
}}
|Jimmy|Oh my god. You have telepathic powers! You can hear my thoughts!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hold on, I'm in your head? Get me out of here quick before I see... well shit, too late... Jimmy, use the damn phone.
|Playa - Female 2|Your thoughts? That's... a disturbing concept. Whatever you do, don't think about girls. Just talk to me on the phone.
|Playa - Female 3|Well then keep those thoughts on finding Gat and off my ass, will you. In fact, just use the phone, this is too damn weird.
|Playa - Male 1  |Just great, of all the heads I could be in I get yours... fan-fucking-tastic... Look, just use the damn phone to talk to me, alright?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold on, I'm in your head?! Well keep me the hell out of it and use the damn phone.
|Playa - Male 3  |Your thoughts? Well fucking great, just what I always wanted. How about we stick to the phone, alright?
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Powers Leaving"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why... why am I getting tired?
|Playa - Female 2|Why am I feeling weaker? Jimmy, what's going on?
|Playa - Female 3|Hold on, Jimmy, what's going on?
|Playa - Male 1  |Jimmy, what's... what's happening to me? I'm...getting tired.
|Playa - Male 2  |Jimmy, there a reason I'm slowing down?
|Playa - Male 3  |Jimmy, Something ain't right.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Jimmy|The Saints Flow must be wearing off. I thought it would last at least an hour, but you're burning through the power too fast. You'll have to stop.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No time to stop, Pierce and Johnny need me.
|Playa - Female 2|No. I cannot stop now while Pierce needs me.
|Playa - Female 3|Forget it, I can do this the old-fashioned way.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck that, I'm not stopping while Johnny and Pierce are out there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce and Gat need me. Stopping ain't an option.
|Playa - Male 3  |No time to stop, not while Pierce and Gat are out there.
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}} }}

{{quote|Look, I know this hasn't gone as smoothly as I said it would, but I know we can bring Gat back around. Come to my place and give me one more chance, you won't regret it.|Jimmy, "PAK3 M03 Pre"}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 PS1 Apologize"
|Jimmy|Determined to make up for his mistake, Jimmy Torbitson searched the airwaves for any sign of the lost Johnny Gat. Finding...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Finding my foot up your ass if you don't stop with the monologues.
|Playa - Female 2|I told you to keep your thoughts to yourself.
|Playa - Female 3|What the fuck are you doing? Didn't I say to knock that off?
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you talking about yourself in third person now? Seriously?
|Playa - Male 2  |Seriously, Jimmy, you need help.
|Playa - Male 3  |Seriously kid, keep the thoughts to yourself.
|Playa - Zombie  |Grunts
}}
|Jimmy|Oh right! Sorry...
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 See Gunship"
|Pierce|Boss, you seein' this?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, and I'm not happy. What is that?
|Playa - Female 2|Yes, and what is that thing?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm seeing something. What the hell is it?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell is that thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatever it is doesn't look good.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, and what the hell is it?
|Playa - Zombie  |Growls
}}
|Pierce|Some sort of gunship. We're in trouble up here if we don't get that thing down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Guess I better get on that.
|Playa - Female 2|I'll do whatever I can.
|Playa - Female 3|Should be no problem... I hope...
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry, I'm on it.
|Playa - Male 2  |So let's destroy that damn thing.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then I'm on it.
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Shoot Gunship"
|Pierce|Shoot that big thing!
|Pierce|Hit it again!
|Pierce|Give it another shot!
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Shoot Helis"
|Pierce|We gotta clear out some of these helicopters.
|Pierce|Don't let up on the choppers.
|Pierce|More helis to shoot.
|Pierce|Still a lot of choppers in the air.
}}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Stop Shooting Gat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Leave them alone, dammit!
|Playa - Female 2|Leave Gat alone!
|Playa - Female 3|Stop shooting them and shoot me!
|Playa - Male 1  |Quit shooting my friends!
|Playa - Male 2  |Quit shooting them already!
|Playa - Male 3  |Nobody shoots my friends, got it!
|Playa - Zombie  |Roars
}} }}

{{dialogue|"PAK3 M03 Stun Gunship"
|Pierce|See if you can disable that gunship.
|Pierce|Get it to stop shooting!
|Pierce|Stun that thing again!
}}

{{dialogueCollapsed|"PAK3 M03 Tell PS2 a Trap"
|Jimmy|Oh no! I've analyzed the sound from that second Planet Saints and I think it's another trap!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Way to catch up with the times, Jimmy.
|Playa - Female 2|Yes, and I already fell for it. Thanks for nothing...
|Playa - Female 3|You really need to work on your timing.
|Playa - Male 1  |Really, Jimmy? You don't say?
|Playa - Male 2  |Glad you can finally tell me what I already know.
|Playa - Male 3  |You're late with that news, mate.
|Playa - Zombie  |Gargles
}} }}

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