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M00 - Zero Saints Thirty[]

{{dialogue|"M00 A and P Arrive"
|Pierce|Yo! We're here! The target is just ahead!
|Asha|Target's in the next room!
|Pierce|Dammit!
}}

{{quote|Let's take 'em out quietly.|Asha, "M00 Asha Melee Tutorial"}}

{{quote|{{*}}pained sounds*|Generic, "M00 Asha Quick"}}

{{quote|Matt, Kinzie, what's going on?|Asha, "M00 Bomb React Asha"}}

{{quote|What the fuck?!|Shaundi, "M00 Bomb React Shaundi"}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Bomb Regroup"
|Asha|Every mission has its bumps.
|Pierce|Bump? You call that a bump?
|Asha|You're alive, aren't you?
}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Bomb Reroute"
|Shaundi|Where to now then?
|Pierce|Don't sweat. I got this.
}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Bomb SNAFU"
|Kinzie|Shit. Our side's bombing the compound.
|Pierce|Uh, we're still in here!
|Kinzie|I'm not dropping the bombs!
|Shaundi|Just get them to stop!
|Matt Miller|I'll do what I can. But work quickly.
}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Cat Walk Run"
|Asha|What--this is an MI6 operation!
|Pierce|WE brought YOU into this, lady. This is a Saints operation.
|Shaundi|Kick his ass, Boss!
}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Chemical Room"
|Shaundi|There he is.
|Asha|Quick! Get ahead of him!
}}

{{quote|In line! Let's go!|Asha, "M00 Comm"}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Comm Room"
|Asha|Don't move... SHIT.
|Asha|He's heading out the back!
|Shaundi|Let's deal with this first!
}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Cyrus Fight"
|Cyrus|Still an insolent child!
|Cyrus|C'mere, you hoodlum!
|Cyrus|I'm ending you, Saint! Once and for all!
|Cyrus|You're not leaving here!
|Cyrus|Best to just give up now!
}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Enter Comm Room"
|Matt Miller|You should be nearing the missile.
|Kinzie|Cyrus has soldiers everywhere so be alert.
}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Fork in Road"
|Asha|Pierce, come with me. You two go through that door.
|Shaundi|On it.
|Asha|Let's see how you can handle yourself, Mr. Celebrity.
|Asha|We'll be on mic.
|Pierce|Handle myself. Shit. I can HANDLE myself.
}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Found Missile"
|Asha|No sign of the target but we're looking at a stockpile of explosives and chemicals here. I can't tell what kind.
|Pierce|It's explosives and chemicals, lady. What else you need to know?
}}

{{quote|You should be really close to the missile silo now. Stay alert. Cyrus is such a berk when it comes to security.|Matt Miller, "M00 General Update"}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Guy Urinating"
|Generic|{{*}}Arabic*
|Asha|Hold position.
}}

{{quote|And we're in. Get my back.|Asha, "M00 Hack Door"}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Hack Hallway"
|Asha|Matt, you were saying?
|Matt Miller|The nuke is stashed deep in the compound. It's likely primed and ready to go.
|Kinzie|Getting booted from the US sent Cyrus Temple off the deep end but teaming up with terrorists? Seriously?
|Asha|Stand back. I'll hack the door.
}}

{{quote|You all right?|Asha, "M00 Help"}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Mision Start"
|Asha|Base, are you there? What are we walking into?
|Matt Miller|The intelligence I'm looking at suggests--
|Kinzie|Wait a minute. Your handler is-- was that Matt Miller?
|Shaundi|Kinzie, be nice. But seriously what the hell?
|Asha|Matt Miller is a brilliant hacker, a venerated agent of MI6, and a key member of our operation.
|Pierce|And the fact he tried to kill us...?
|Asha|What's past is past. We are all working together now. Let's focus on the job.
|Matt Miller|As I was saying--
|Asha|Hold that thought, Matt. Guards ahead.
}}

{{quote|Boss, you're right over the--|Kinzie, "M00 Nuke Over WH"}}

{{quote|The warhead's disabled but it's still moving, Boss...|Kinzie, "M00 Nuke Still Going"}}

{{quote|Well, we just met but, um, you seemed, y'know, nice.|Asha, "M00 Nuke Talk Asha"}}

{{quote|We snap at each other sometimes, and I don't always understand your methods, but there's no one I'd rather follow into battle.|Kinzie, "M00 Nuke Talk Kinzie"}}

{{quote|Had I any idea you would be so willing to sacrifice yourself to save the world, I... suppose I wouldn't have tried to kill you.|Matt Miller, "M00 Nuke Talk Matt"}}

{{quote|You said, "Hey Pierce, how would you like to be the face of the Saints" and I was all...I...I...OH MAN I'M GONNA MISS YOU.|Pierce, "M00 Nuke Talk Pierce"}}

{{quote|I remember when we first met. I was just a fun-loving girl in dreadlocks but you... you saw me as more than that.|Shaundi, "M00 Nuke Talk Shaundi"}}

{{quote|C'merebitch.|Pierce, "M00 Pierce Fight"}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Public Address"
|Cyrus|Attention, please. Attention, please.
|Asha|Quiet. Let's listen.
|Cyrus|Well hello, Saints, glad you could make it.
|Shaundi|God, I hate this guy...
|Asha|Don't take it personal.
|Pierce|Why would we?
|Cyrus|I should have killed you in Steelport.
|Asha|Or maybe take it personal...
|Cyrus|You ruined Steelport, ruined America...
|Asha|Ugh. Monologuing...
|Cyrus|Our leaders failed America by letting you live. Time to destroy Washington and start over. Nothing can stop me now. Especially you.
|Asha|Heh.
|Pierce|Cyrus has seriously lost it.
|Asha|Alright. Let's keep moving.
}}

{{quote|Dammit. He launched a nuke!|Kinzie, "M00 Run to Computer"}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Run to Missile"
|Kinzie|That missile is targeting... Washington!
|Matt Miller|What are you doing?!
|Kinzie|Don't you get it?  The boss is sacrificing themself to save us all!  This is our final chance to say goodbye...
}}

{{quote|Unh! One dead motherfucker!|Pierce, "M00 Snap Neck"}}

{{quote|This way, people.|Pierce, "M00 This"}}

{{quote|Hold on... Hide, truck on its way.|Asha, "M00 Truck Coming"}}

{{dialogue|"M00 Truck Exit"
|Generic|{{*}}Arabic*
|Generic|{{*}}Arabic*
}}

M01 - The Saints Wing[]

{{quote|Bert to Ernie. Bert to Ernie. Activate South Portico defenses.|Playa, "M01 Activate Turret"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Alien Encounter"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Leave my country alone!
|Playa - Female 2|Get out of my house!
|Playa - Female 3|Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?
|Playa - Male 1  |Leave my country alone!
|Playa - Male 2  |Humans only, motherfuckers!
|Playa - Male 3  |Piss off, you ugly sods!
|Nolan North               |Leave my country alone!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ha! You assholes pissed off the wrong POTUS!
|Playa - Female 2|You will reap the whirlwind!
|Playa - Female 3|The only one who's ruining this country is ME!
|Playa - Male 1  |Ho ho, you pissed off the wrong POTUS, assholes!
|Playa - Male 2  |You pissed off the wrong POTUS!
|Playa - Male 3  |You berks picked a fight with the wrong POTUS!
|Nolan North               |Ho ho, did you piss off the wrong POTUS, assholes!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Alien"
|Alien Soldier 01|Die, human!
|Alien Soldier 01|Fall before the Zin Empire!
|Alien Soldier 01|Hahahaha!
|Alien Soldier 01|Resistance will only bring you pain!
|Alien Soldier 01|Zinyak above all!
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Asha and Matt Abducted"
|Matt Miller|Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
|Asha|Matt! Hold onto me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT.
|Playa - Female 2|Asha! Matthew! GODDAMMIT.
|Playa - Female 3|Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT.
|Playa - Male 1  |Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT.
|Playa - Male 2  |Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT.
|Playa - Male 3  |Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT.
|Nolan North               |Asha! Matt! GODDAMMIT.
}} }}

{{quote|Matt and I are at the South Portico. You have to see this!|Asha, "M01 Asha Direct to"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Asha Room Explosion"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh shit!
|Playa - Female 2|Oh shit!
|Playa - Female 3|Holy shit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh shit!
|Nolan North               |Oh shit!
}} }}

{{quote|Shit, playa! Save yourself!|Ben King, "M01 Ben"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Ben and Pierce Abducted"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What... oh shit.
|Playa - Female 2|What... oh shit.
|Playa - Female 3|What... aw, hell.
|Playa - Male 1  |What... oh shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |What the... oh shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |What... oh hell.
|Nolan North               |What... oh shit.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You aliens are so dead.
|Playa - Female 2|You'll pay for this.
|Playa - Female 3|You Martians are so dead.
|Playa - Male 1  |You aliens are so dead.
|Playa - Male 2  |You aliens are so dead.
|Playa - Male 3  |You E.T.s are so fucking dead.
|Nolan North               |You aliens are so dead.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Big Ship"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What...are you...
|Playa - Female 2|Qu'est que-ce...
|Playa - Female 3|What...are you...
|Playa - Male 1  |What...are you...
|Playa - Male 2  |What...are you...
|Playa - Male 3  |What...are you...
|Nolan North               |What...are you...
}}
|Playa|Here I come, you sonofabitch.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Big Ship Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Thanks for giving me a bigger target.
|Playa - Female 2|You just gave me a bigger target.
|Playa - Female 3|Much obliged for the bigger target.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks for giving me a bigger target.
|Playa - Male 2  |Giving me a bigger target?  Fine.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thanks for giving me a bigger target.
|Nolan North               |Thanks for giving me a bigger target.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Down you go!
|Playa - Female 2|You are going down!
|Playa - Female 3|I'm dropping you like a bad habit!
|Playa - Male 1  |You're going down!
|Playa - Male 2  |You're going down!
|Playa - Male 3  |You're going down!
|Nolan North               |You're going down!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Enter Hallway"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ugh. I hope Keith has some good news.
|Playa - Female 2|Feh. Perhaps Keith has some good news.
|Playa - Female 3|Mercy. Here's hoping Keith has good news.
|Playa - Male 1  |C'mon, Keith. Have some good news.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit. Keith better have some good news.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bollocks.  Maybe Keith has a good word for me.
|Nolan North               |Ugh. I hope Keith has some good news.
}} }}

{{quote|I'm your number one fan!|Generic, "M01 Fan Runs Towards"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Hallway Talk"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit. What the fuck is going on?
|Playa - Female 2|Merde. What the fuck is going on?
|Playa - Female 3|Dang it. What the fuck is going on?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit. What the fuck is going on?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit. What the fuck is going on?
|Playa - Male 3  |Shit. What the fuck is going on?
|Nolan North               |Shit. What the fuck is going on?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm gonna find that ugly mother...
|Playa - Female 2|I will find that ugly son of a bitch...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm gonna find that ugly mother...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm gonna find that ugly mother...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gonna find that ugly motherfucker...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm gonna find that ugly mother...
|Nolan North               |I'm gonna find that ugly motherfucker...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where are you, asshole...
|Playa - Female 2|Where are you, asshole...
|Playa - Female 3|Come on... where the hell are you...
|Playa - Male 1  |Where are you, asshole...
|Playa - Male 2  |Where are you, asshole...
|Playa - Male 3  |Where are you, arsehole...
|Nolan North               |Where are you, asshole...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Take out my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off.
|Playa - Female 2|Abduct my cabinet, I will rip your fucking head off.
|Playa - Female 3|Kidnap my cabinet, I will rip your damn head off.
|Playa - Male 1  |Take out my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off.
|Playa - Male 2  |Snatch my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ugh, fucking nick my cabinet, I'll rip your fucking head off.
|Nolan North               |Take out my cabinet will ya? I'll rip your fucking head off.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Hallway Walk"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hope Kinzie's got the peanut gallery handled.
|Playa - Female 2|I hope Kinzie has the press pool under control.
|Playa - Female 3|Sure hope Kinzie's handling those jackass reporters.
|Playa - Male 1  |I hope Kinzie's keeping the sharks at bay.
|Playa - Male 2  |I hope Kinzie's got the reporters handled.
|Playa - Male 3  |I hope Kinzie's got the press under control.
|Nolan North               |I hope Kinzie's keeping the sharks at bay.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Worst part of this job?  Press conferences.
|Playa - Female 2|I dread these endless question and answer sessions.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm so not looking forward to this press conference.
|Playa - Male 1  |Who schedules a press conference for this early in the morning?
|Playa - Male 2  |This press conference shit gets old real fast.
|Playa - Male 3  |I am really not looking forward to question time.
|Nolan North               |I am really not looking forward to this press conference.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, Doris! We still playing tennis later?
|Playa - Female 2|Bon jour, Doris! Are we still on for tennis?
|Playa - Female 3|Doris, you still owe me that cheesecake recipe!
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oi, Doris! We're still on for tennis, yes?
|Nolan North               |Hey, Doris! We still down for tennis and a blow job?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Damn, I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth...
|Playa - Female 2|It appears I sliced a knuckle on that senator's teeth...
|Playa - Female 3|Think I bruised a knuckle...
|Playa - Male 1  |Think I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth...
|Playa - Male 2  |Busted a knuckle on that senator's tooth...
|Playa - Male 3  |Must've cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth...
|Nolan North               |Think I cut my knuckle on that senator's teeth...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Has Weapon"
|Asha|I'm meeting up with Matt. I'll be in touch via comm.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Be careful.
|Playa - Female 2|Keep your head down.
|Playa - Female 3|Take care of yourself.
|Playa - Male 1  |Be careful.
|Playa - Male 2  |Watch your ass.
|Playa - Male 3  |Stay safe.
|Nolan North               |Be careful.
}} }}

{{quote|Come on! This way!|Keith David, "M01 Leaving Oval"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay. I better get down there.
|Playa - Female 2|Very well. Time to face the music.
|Playa - Female 3|Okey-dokey. Time to go to work.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right. I better get down there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay. Time to clock in.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. Time to face the punters.
|Nolan North               |All right. I better get down there.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Mission Start Idle"
|Ben King|Your public's waiting for you.
|Pierce|Let's talk later about your line of presidential fragrances.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Monument Fall"
|Playa|You blew it up!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You. Are so. Fucking. Dead.
|Playa - Female 2|You. Are so. Fucking. Dead.
|Playa - Female 3|You... are so dead.
|Playa - Male 1  |You. Are so. Fucking. Dead.
|Playa - Male 2  |You. Are so. Fucking. Dead.
|Playa - Male 3  |You. Are so. Bloody. Dead.
|Nolan North               |You. Are so. Fucking. Dead.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Oval Office"
|Asha|There you are! Thank God you're all right!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You okay? Where's Matt?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you okay? Where is Matthew?
|Playa - Female 3|You all right? Where's Matt?
|Playa - Male 1  |You okay? Where's Matt?
|Playa - Male 2  |You okay? Where's Matt?
|Playa - Male 3  |You all right? Where's Matt?
|Nolan North               |You okay? Where's Matt?
}}
|Asha|Upstairs, trying to find out what's happening.
|Playa|What IS happening?
|Asha|All out war by the looks of it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gonna need guns.  Lots of 'em.
|Playa - Female 2|How do they expect me to commit xenocide without a weapon?
|Playa - Female 3|Jesus, I need a gun.
|Playa - Male 1  |I need to get some guns.
|Playa - Male 2  |Gonna need some serious firepower.
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotta arm myself.
|Nolan North               |All right, time to get some guns.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Oval Office Run"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I told them I wanted a gun in every room.
|Playa - Female 2|I told them to have a gun available every five steps.
|Playa - Female 3|They laughed when I said I wanted an SMG and a pinch of mint julep in every room.
|Playa - Male 1  |I told them we should have a gun every five steps.
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, I said we should have a gun every five steps.
|Playa - Male 3  |I told them put a gun every five steps.
|Nolan North               |Told them we should have a gun every five steps.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And two in every hallway!
|Playa - Female 2|Every five steps, I say.
|Playa - Female 3|Who's laughing now?
|Playa - Male 1  |Every five steps, I said.
|Playa - Male 2  |Is that too much to ask?
|Playa - Male 3  |And a grenade launcher every ten.
|Nolan North               |Every five steps, I said.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 PC on Zinyak Ship"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You didn't count on me, did ya?
|Playa - Female 2|You did not take me into account, did you?
|Playa - Female 3|Ha! You don't know who you're dealin' with, do you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Didn't count on me, did ya?
|Playa - Male 2  |Didn't count on me, did ya?
|Playa - Male 3  |Didn't count on me, did ya?
|Nolan North               |Didn't count on me, did ya?
}}
|Zinyak|Well hello there. Welcome aboard.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Photo-Op 01"
|Josh Birk|Oleg and I are about to head over to Camp David to watch some NyteBlayde... Yep. You down?
|Josh Birk|BOOM!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll, um, catch up with ya later, Josh.
|Playa - Female 2|Well...I'll have my people call your people, Josh.
|Playa - Female 3|That sounds... great, Josh.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I'll...catch ya later, Josh.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh...you two go on and start without me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thanks but no thanks, mate.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, I'll uh... catch ya later, Josh.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit, how could I pass that up?
|Playa - Female 2|Of course I'm in, Josh.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm always in for a marathon.
|Playa - Male 1  |And save me some popcorn this time.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll be there soon as I can.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hell yeah I'm in.
|Nolan North               |And save me some popcorn this time.
}} }}

{{quote|Listen, we've got enough clout right now for one major bill, not both.  So whaddya want me to push forward? Do you want to be the President who cured cancer or the President who solved world hunger?|Keith David, "M01 Photo-Op 03"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Photo-Op 04"
|Generic|Now you listen here, if you think you can cram your agenda past congress you are in for a rude awakening, you hear me? Let me tell you a little something about the greatest word in politics: FILIBUSTER!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How about FACE-BUSTER?
|Playa - Female 2|I have TWO words for you: Broken. Nose.
|Playa - Female 3|Try saying that with busted teeth.
|Playa - Male 1  |I gotta word for ya! OW MY FACE.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fili-bust THIS, smartass.
|Playa - Male 3  |Words are cheap.
|Nolan North               |I gotta word for ya! Shut the fuck up.
}} }}

{{quote|Allow me to retort.|Playa, "M01 Photo-Op 04 Stomach"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Photo-Op Cure"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time to make cancer public enemy number one.
|Playa - Female 2|Cancer has to go. Now where are my cigarettes?
|Playa - Female 3|Keith, Keith, Keith... Fuck cancer.
|Playa - Male 1  |Cancer had a good run. But it's time to put it down.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's roll up on cancer and leave it bleeding in the street.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cancer can kiss my arse.
|Nolan North               |Cancer had a good run. But it's time to put it down.
}} }}

{{quote|Good choice.|Keith David, "M01 Photo-Op"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Photo-Op World"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|As for hunger, tell the kitchen to fix me a smoothie.
|Playa - Female 2|Speaking of hunger, have the chef prepare me a quiche.
|Playa - Female 3|Speakin' of hunger, have the kitchen fix me beignets and coffee.
|Playa - Male 1  |Speaking of hunger, tell the kitchen to send up a burger.
|Playa - Male 2  |As for hunger, I'll solve that one taco at a time.
|Playa - Male 3  |Speakin' of hunger, you fancy a steak and kidney pie?
|Nolan North               |Speaking of hunger, tell the kitchen to send up a panda burger, will ya?
}} }}

{{quote|Fuck that... save me!|Pierce, "M01 Pierce"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Pierce and Ben"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce! Ben! Let's go!
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce! Ben! We have to go!
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce! Ben! We gotta bounce!
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce! Ben!
|Nolan North               |Pierce! Ben! We gotta move!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 React to Oleg Kick"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nice work, Oleg. Nice.
|Playa - Female 2|Nice work, Oleg.
|Playa - Female 3|Nice work, Oleg.
|Playa - Male 1  |Nice work, Oleg.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nice work, Oleg.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice work, Oleg.
|Nolan North               |Nice work, Oleg.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Secret Service"
|Generic|Die, alien muthafucka!
|Generic|I've trained for this!
|Generic|We got this!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hands off!
|Playa - Female 2|Release me!
|Playa - Female 3|Y'all back off!
|Playa - Male 1  |Get off me!
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, back the fuck up!
|Playa - Male 3  |Back off!
|Nolan North               |Get off me!
}}
|Generic|I did this for you!
|Generic|I regret nothing!
|Generic|Tell my wife...I had another wife...
|Generic|Be cool. Be cool. You got this.
|Generic|Eyes open, people.
|Generic|I am with Honey Badger. Repeat I am with Honey Badger.
|Generic|I'm not even supposed to be here today.
|Generic|Make your move, aliens. I dare you.
|Generic|This is just like a dream I had.
|Generic|Watch out for aliens.
|Generic|We got your back.
|Generic|Who are these fucking creatures.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Secret Service Redirect"
|Generic|Sorry, this area isn't secure.
|Generic|This area is sealed off. Sorry.
|Generic|No one allowed. Even you.
|Generic|Apologies but it's not safe beyond this point.
|Generic|We've received a threat, sir. We need you to stay away.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 South Portico"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Holy shit...how many of you are there?
|Playa - Female 2|Mon Dieu...how many of you are there?
|Playa - Female 3|Well, fuck me running...how many of you are there?
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit...how many of you are there?
|Playa - Male 2  |Holy shit...how many of these are there?
|Playa - Male 3  |Christ on a bike...how many of you are there?
|Nolan North               |Holy shit... I'm just an actor, how many of you are there?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Turret Celebrate"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's right, I'm the goddamn President!
|Playa - Female 2|That's right, I am the fucking President!
|Playa - Female 3|Never send the Secret Service to do a lady's work.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's right, I'm the fuckin' President!
|Playa - Male 2  |That's right, I'm the fuckin' President!
|Playa - Male 3  |That's right, I'm the bloody President!
|Nolan North               |That's right, I'm the fuckin' President! Ha ha!
}} }}

{{quote|{{*}}coughs*|Playa, "M01 Turret Cough"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Turret Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come and get it!
|Playa - Female 2|Dinner is served!
|Playa - Female 3|Come on!
|Playa - Male 1  |Come get a taste!
|Playa - Male 2  |Come get some!
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on, choke on this!
|Nolan North               |Come get a taste!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll shoot every one of you out of the sky!
|Playa - Female 2|I will shoot you ALL down !
|Playa - Female 3|I'll bag and tag ALL y'all!
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll shoot down every last one of you!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll gun down every last one of you!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll prang every last one of you!
|Nolan North               |I'll shoot down every last one of you!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You stole my gang!
|Playa - Female 2|You stole my friends!
|Playa - Female 3|You stole my partners!
|Playa - Male 1  |You stole my crew!
|Playa - Male 2  |You stole my homies!
|Playa - Male 3  |You nicked my mates!
|Nolan North               |You stole my crew!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You snatched my cabinet!
|Playa - Female 2|You abducted my cabinet!
|Playa - Female 3|You made off with my cabinet!
|Playa - Male 1  |You took my cabinet!
|Playa - Male 2  |You fuckin' jacked my cabinet!
|Playa - Male 3  |You pinched my cabinet!
|Nolan North               |You took my cabinet!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?
|Playa - Female 2|You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?
|Playa - Female 3|You think you can come here and violate MY country?
|Playa - Male 1  |You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?
|Playa - Male 2  |You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?
|Playa - Male 3  |You think you can come here and bollocks MY country?
|Nolan North               |You think you can come here and fuck with MY country?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is for Lady Liberty!
|Playa - Female 2|This is for Madame Liberté!
|Playa - Female 3|This here's for Lady Liberty!
|Playa - Male 1  |This is for Lady Liberty!
|Playa - Male 2  |This is for Lady Liberty!
|Playa - Male 3  |This is for Lady Liberty!
|Nolan North               |This is for Lady Liberty!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This one's for Uncle Sam!
|Playa - Female 2|This is for Uncle Samuel!
|Playa - Female 3|This here's for Uncle Sam!
|Playa - Male 1  |This one's for Uncle Sam!
|Playa - Male 2  |This one's for Uncle Sam!
|Playa - Male 3  |This one's for Uncle Sam!
|Nolan North               |This one's for Uncle Sam!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This one's just because I want to!
|Playa - Female 2|This one is just because I want to!
|Playa - Female 3|And this here's for li'l ol' ME!
|Playa - Male 1  |And this one's just because I want to!
|Playa - Male 2  |And this one's because I want to!
|Playa - Male 3  |And this one's just for shits and giggles!
|Nolan North               |And this one's just because I want to!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Turret Shield"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh shit, that's really not good...
|Playa - Female 2|Oh shit, that is really not good...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh Lord, that's really not good...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit, that's really not good...
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh shit, that's not good...
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh shit, that's really not good...
|Nolan North               |Oh shit, that's really not good...
}}
|Playa|SHIT...!
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Turret"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's do this, you gorgeous thing.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's do this, you beautiful monstrosity.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's do this, you beautiful thing.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's do this, you beautiful thing.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's do this, you badass motherfucker.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, let's do this, you beautiful, deadly thing, you.
|Nolan North               |Let's do this, you beautiful bastard.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 VP Gets Abducted"
|Keith David|What the fuck--
|Playa|Keith!
|Playa|Goddammit.
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Weapon"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Show me what you got, Johnny.
|Playa - Female 2|Show me the goods, Johnny.
|Playa - Female 3|Show me what you got, Johnny.
|Playa - Male 1  |Show me what you got, Johnny.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatchu got for me, Johnny?
|Playa - Male 3  |Show me what you got, Johnny.
|Nolan North               |Show me what you got, Johnny.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M01 Weapon Look"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns.
|Playa - Female 2|Guns, magnificent guns.
|Playa - Female 3|Gorgeous, gorgeous guns.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, lovely, lovely guns.
|Nolan North               |Oh, beautiful, beautiful guns.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions.
|Playa - Female 2|Second amendment remedies never looked so good.
|Playa - Female 3|Talk about second amendment remedies...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions.
|Playa - Male 2  |Got enough here for a "well regulated militia"...
|Playa - Male 3  |It's the bleedin' arsenal of democracy.
|Nolan North               |Ooh, look at you second amendment solutions.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wish I had more hands to shoot with...
|Playa - Female 2|I want to take you in my hands...
|Playa - Female 3|Ooh, I just wanna hug y'all.
|Playa - Male 1  |I want to feel you in my hands...
|Playa - Male 2  |My trigger finger's lonely...
|Playa - Male 3  |Come to daddy...
|Nolan North               |I want to feel you in my hands...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is not about penis envy.  Just sayin'.
|Playa - Female 2|And they thought I was mad when I wanted a rocket launcher in my office. Hmph. Who's laughing now?
|Playa - Female 3|Ahh, this takes me back to my first Sadie Hawkins.
|Playa - Male 1  |Who's compensating now, huh?
|Playa - Male 2  |Who's compensating now, huh?
|Playa - Male 3  |Who's compensating now, eh?
|Nolan North               |Who's compensating now, huh? Heh heh heh... heh... *sobs*
}} }}

{{quote|Do your worst.|Zinyak, "M01 Zinyak QTE Bring"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Zinyak QTE Bum"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You got it.
|Playa - Female 2|Prepare to die.
|Playa - Female 3|You asked for it, hon.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, it's on.
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn right I will.
|Playa - Male 3  |Too right I will.
|Nolan North               |Oh, it's on.
}} }}

{{quote|Come on.|Playa, "M01 Zinyak QTE Come Get It"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Zinyak QTE"
|Zinyak|Ooohohoho... I'm going to have fun breaking you.
|Zinyak|Now, now. Not so fast.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Say goodbye.
|Playa - Female 2|Au revoir.
|Playa - Female 3|Say goodbye.
|Playa - Male 1  |Now say goodnight.
|Playa - Male 2  |Say goodbye.
|Playa - Male 3  |Say goodbye.
|Nolan North               |Say goodnight.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm gonna have you stuffed and mounted, you alien fuck.
|Playa - Female 2|I will have you dissected alive, you alien swine.
|Playa - Female 3|You never should've fucked with my rose garden!
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm gonna hang you over the fireplace, you alien fuck.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm sticking your head on a spike, you alien fuck.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, I'm gonna mount you over the fireplace, you alien fuck.
|Nolan North               |I'm gonna hang you over the fireplace, you alien fuck.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit!
|Playa - Female 2|Shit!
|Playa - Female 3|Shit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ahh! Shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fucking hell!
|Nolan North               |Shit!
}}
|Zinyak|I'm sorry. Did you want to fight?
|Playa|Oof!
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Zinyak QTE Punch"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm...
|Playa - Female 2|I...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm...
|Nolan North               |I'm...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gonna...
|Playa - Female 2|Will...
|Playa - Female 3|Gonna...
|Playa - Male 1  |Gonna...
|Playa - Male 2  |Gonna...
|Playa - Male 3  |Gonna...
|Nolan North               |Gonna...
}}
|Playa|Tear...
|Playa|You...
}}

{{quote|Uh-uh.|Playa, "M01 Zinyak QTE Roll"}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Zinyak QTE Taunt"
|Zinyak|Hahaha. Did you really think you could stop me?
|Zinyak|Oh, human arrogance. Is there anything more charming?
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Zinyak QTE Tked About"
|Playa|Ow, you--
|Playa|Fucking ass--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hole, I'm going to...
|Playa - Female 2|Hole, I'm going to...
|Playa - Female 3|Hole, I'm going to...
|Playa - Male 1  |Hole, I'm going to...
|Playa - Male 2  |Oof... Hole, I'm gonna fuckin'...
|Playa - Male 3  |Hole, I'm gonna...
|Nolan North               |Hole, I'm gonna...
}}
|Zinyak|Do what, exactly? Huh? Bravado me to death?
}}

{{dialogue|"M01 Zinyak QTE Zinyak"
|Zinyak|Done yet?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ow! Shit!
|Playa - Female 2|Ow! Shit!
|Playa - Female 3|Ow! Shit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Ow! Shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ahh! Shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Ow! Shit!
|Nolan North               |Ow! Shit!
}}
|Playa|Wait--what?
}}

M02 - A Pleasant Day[]

{{dialogue|"M02 After Breakfast"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sure thing!
|Playa - Female 2|But of course!
|Playa - Female 3|No problem, hon!
|Playa - Male 1  |Sure thing, dear!
|Playa - Male 2  |You got it, sweetheart!
|Playa - Male 3  |Right away, dear!
|Nolan North               |Sure thing, dear!
}} }}

{{quote|I think I heard Timmy deliver the paper earlier. Could you fetch it, dear?|Shaundi, "M02 After"}}

{{dialogue|"M02 At Home"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gosh, what a glorious day!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Mmm. Something sure smells tasty!
|Playa - Female 2|Gosh, what a glorious day!
|Playa - Female 2|Mmm. Breakfast certainly smells delicious!
|Playa - Female 3|Gosh, what a glorious day!
|Playa - Female 3|Mmm. Breakfast sure smells good!
|Playa - Male 1  |Gosh, what a glorious day!
|Playa - Male 1  |Mmm. Breakfast sure smells good!
|Playa - Male 2  |Gosh, what a glorious day!
|Playa - Male 2  |Mmm. Breakfast smells terrific!
|Playa - Male 3  |Gosh, what a glorious day!
|Playa - Male 3  |Mmm. Breakfast smells scrumptious!
|Nolan North               |Gosh, what a glorious day!
}}
|Nolan North               |Mmm. Breakfast sure smells good!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Boss Fight"
|Zinyak|Couldn't leave well enough alone, could ya?
|Zinyak|You had to push, and push, and push.
|Zinyak|I hope you've enjoyed your last moments.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Breakfast Convo"
|Shaundi|Oh! Mr. King from across the street is going out of town for a few weeks. He was wondering if you could check his mail for him.
|Shaundi|Oh, and your friend Pierce called. I'm sure he has some crazy new get-rich scheme. Oh, that Pierce. Such a card.
|Shaundi|And someone named Dex stopped by earlier. I didn't recognize him so I just sent him away.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Car"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What kind of *beep* are you *beep* trying to pull?
|Playa - Female 2|Who the *beep* are you and how the *beep* did I get here?
|Playa - Female 3|Where the *beep* is this *beep*hole?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the *beep* is going on? Where the *beep* am I?
|Playa - Male 2  |Who the *beep* are you people? What the *beep* is this?
|Playa - Male 3  |What the *beep* is this *beep*?
|Nolan North               |What the *beep* is going on? Where the *beep* am I?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Car Hits Wall 01"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why won't this car change lanes?
|Playa - Female 2|Why can I not change lanes?
|Playa - Female 3|Why can't I change lanes?
|Playa - Male 1  |Why can't I change lanes?
|Playa - Male 2  |Any reason I can't change lanes?
|Playa - Male 3  |Why can't I make a lane change?
|Nolan North               |Why can't I change lanes?
}}
|Zinyak|Safest town in America.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Car Hits Wall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's happening...?
|Playa - Female 2|What is that?
|Playa - Female 3|What the--?
|Playa - Male 1  |What's going on...
|Playa - Male 2  |What is this?
|Playa - Male 3  |What's going on...
|Nolan North               |What's going on...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, there is definitely something wrong with this car...
|Playa - Female 2|Something is not right with this car...
|Playa - Female 3|Definitely something wrong with this car...
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, I think there's something wrong with this car...
|Playa - Male 2  |Feels like something's wrong with this car...
|Playa - Male 3  |Strange, but I think something's wrong with this car...
|Nolan North               |Uh, I think there's something wrong with this car...
}}
|Zinyak|Oop, careful now.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Car Leave"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I wanna get the *beep* away from here.
|Playa - Female 2|Pardonnez moi, but I really must get the *beep* out of here.
|Playa - Female 3|I gotta get the *beep* out of here.
|Playa - Male 1  |I gotta get the *beep* out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm getting the *beep* out of here.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll just be getting the *beep* out of here.
|Nolan North               |I gotta get the *beep* out of here.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Car Ride"
|Zinyak|Boy, they sure are anxious to meet you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They?
|Playa - Female 2|They?
|Playa - Female 3|Who're they?
|Playa - Male 1  |They?
|Playa - Male 2  |They, who?
|Playa - Male 3  |And by "They" you mean...?
|Nolan North               |Uhh... they?
}}
|Zinyak|Hehe. Why, you do have a queer sense of humor.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is it just me, or does everything look kinda weird?
|Playa - Female 2|Why does this all look so odd?
|Playa - Female 3|Why's everything look so strange?
|Playa - Male 1  |Why does this all look so weird?
|Playa - Male 2  |Why does this place look so...white bread?
|Playa - Male 3  |Why's this all look so... bizarre?
|Nolan North               |Why does this all look so weird?
}}
|Zinyak|Now, what's that you say?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just a nagging feeling, like this is all--
|Playa - Female 2|Something is wrong. This is all--
|Playa - Female 3|Something ain't right. This is all--
|Playa - Male 1  |Something's wrong. This is all--
|Playa - Male 2  |Something's just off. This is all--
|Playa - Male 3  |Something's not right.  This is all--
|Nolan North               |Something's wrong. This is all--
}}
|Zinyak|Can't wait to get out to the lake this weekend. I hear the fish are really bitin'.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The fish are--huh?  What are you talking about?
|Playa - Female 2|The fish--?  Please do not change the subject.
|Playa - Female 3|The fish are--what the heck're you talking about?
|Playa - Male 1  |The fish are--what are you talking about?
|Playa - Male 2  |The fish...?  Wait, what were we talking about?
|Playa - Male 3  |What fish?  What are you talking about?
|Nolan North               |The fish are--what are you talking about?
}}
|Zinyak|Don't you worry now. We're almost there.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Diner Arrival"
|Zinyak|Well, here we are.
|Zinyak|Why don't ya glad-hand a bit. We got time.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Diner Escape"
|Kinzie|Hello? Hello?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie? What is this?  Kinzie, where are you?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie? Kinzie, where are you?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie? Girl, where the hell are you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie? Kinzie, where are you?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie? Am I hearing things now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie? Is that really you?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie? Kinzie, where are you?
}}
|Kinzie|FINALLY!
|Kinzie|Listen to me. No time to explain. But you have to break free.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Break free from what, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|What do you mean, break free?
|Playa - Female 3|You mind explaining that?
|Playa - Male 1  |Break free? From what?
|Playa - Male 2  |But...I am free.
|Playa - Male 3  |What am I meant to break free from?
|Nolan North               |Break free? From what?
}}
|Kinzie|The place you're in isn't real. Whatever it's having you do, you need to stop.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What, I'm just driving.
|Playa - Female 2|I am only driving a car.
|Playa - Female 3|Even if I'm only driving a car?
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm... driving a car.
|Playa - Male 2  |But I'm just driving a car.
|Playa - Male 3  |But I'm... driving a car.
|Nolan North               |I'm... driving a car.
}}
|Kinzie|Okay, good. There's a park nearby.  Head there and gimme a sec...
|Kinzie|Brace yourself!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Brace for--Jesus H!
|Playa - Female 2|Brace for--mon Dieu!
|Playa - Female 3|Brace for... oh my!
|Playa - Male 1  |Brace for--whoa my God!
|Playa - Male 2  |Brace for--what the *beep*?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Brace for--Good God!
|Nolan North               |Wait, brace for--whoa my God!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Diner Outside"
|Generic|Well, look who's here!
|Generic|Wish I woulda showered!
|Generic|Wow! The President! In the flesh!
|Generic|I almost voted for ya!
|Generic|If only my wife were alive to see this!
|Generic|Wowee! You could almost touch 'em!
|Generic|I should find a baby for them to kiss!
|Generic|I'm never washing my eyes again!
|Generic|We're breathing the same air!
}}

{{quote|Morning, dear! I made your favorite breakfast!|Shaundi, "M02 Entering Kitchen"}}

{{quote|Hi-diddly-I, neighbor!|Generic, "M02 Fetching Paper"}}

{{quote|Find the cat fountain. I left you a present.|Kinzie, "M02 Genki Fountain"}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Genki Gun"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gosh. This is swell.
|Playa - Female 2|Boy, oh boy. This is the bee's knees.
|Playa - Female 3|Gee-willikers.  This is dreamy.
|Playa - Male 1  |Jeepers. This is peachy.
|Playa - Male 2  |Golly. This is keen.
|Playa - Male 3  |Boy-howdy. This thing sure is neato.
|Nolan North               |Aww, jeepers. This is peachy.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Get You Out"
|Kinzie|Oh god. Zinyak's locked me out. You have to take him down. I can't get your body if I don't free your mind--
|Kinzie|I'm going to get you out of there. Just hold on!
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Give Gun"
|Kinzie|You'll probably need to defend yourself for a bit. Here's a gun.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A gun? Oh. A gun. Perfect.
|Playa - Female 2|A gun? Oh. A gun. Excellent.
|Playa - Female 3|A gun? Oh. A gun. Yay.
|Playa - Male 1  |A gun? Oh. A gun. Good.
|Playa - Male 2  |A gun? Oh. A gun. Good.
|Playa - Male 3  |A gun? Oh. A gun. Splendid.
|Nolan North               |A gun? Oh, oh! A gun. Good.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Grabbing Paper"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I wonder what's new in the world today.
|Playa - Female 2|I wonder what is going on in the world today.
|Playa - Female 3|I wonder what's up in the world today.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ooh, I wonder what's going on in the world today.
|Playa - Male 2  |I wonder what's happening in the world today.
|Playa - Male 3  |I wonder what is going on in the world today.
|Nolan North               |I wonder what's going on in the world today.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, whoa, what--?
|Playa - Female 2|...unh... Quoi?
|Playa - Female 3|Hunh, what--
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, whoa, what--
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, whoa, what--?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey, whoa, what--?
|Nolan North               |Hey, whoa, what--?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Goodness me, what a dream.
|Playa - Female 2|Goodness me, what a dream.
|Playa - Female 3|Goodness me, what a dream.
|Playa - Male 1  |Goodness me, what a dream.
|Playa - Male 2  |Goodness me, what a dream.
|Playa - Male 3  |Goodness me, what a dream.
|Nolan North               |Goodness me, what a dream.
}} }}

{{quote|Can I get a picture?!|Generic, "M02 Photo Op"}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Photo Op Done"
|Generic|Aww, thank ya kindly!
|Zinyak|Looks like it's time!
|Zinyak|Your public is waiting.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Sheriff Arrives"
|Zinyak|You ready to meet the fine people of Steelport?
|Zinyak|Well, get in the car.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Sheriff Car Approach"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait... don't I usually drive?
|Playa - Female 2|Ah... Do I not usually drive?
|Playa - Female 3|Hang on now... don't I usually drive?
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh... don't I usually drive?
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh... don't I usually drive?
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't I usually drive?
|Nolan North               |Uh... don't I usually drive?
}}
|Zinyak|It's your world. Go ahead.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Sheriff Car"
|Zinyak|Don't wanna be late now.
|Zinyak|Folks are waiting.
|Zinyak|Ready when you are.
|Zinyak|You coming?
}}

{{quote|Yeeeeeehaaaaaw!|Zinyak, "M02 Sheriff Skyfall"}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Stubbed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ow! My toe!
|Playa - Female 2|Ow! My toe!
|Playa - Female 3|Ow! My toe!
|Playa - Male 1  |Confound it, my toe!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ow! My toe!
|Playa - Male 3  |Ow! My toe!
|Nolan North               |Ow! My toe!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M02 Unleash"
|Kinzie|I need some more time before I can get you out. It would be really helpful if you could just, y'know, just be you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Be me?
|Playa - Female 2|Be myself?
|Playa - Female 3|Excuse me?
|Playa - Male 1  |Be me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Be me?
|Playa - Male 3  |Who else would I be?
|Nolan North               |Be... Nolan? Okay.
}}
|Kinzie|This simulation is all about normalcy. Pleasantry. Order. All the things you hate. Go forth. Unleash hell.
}}

{{dialogue|"M02 Unleash Encourage"
|Kinzie|Keep it up! The simulation is resisting but just keep going.
|Kinzie|You're doing great. The simulation is--oh no. Wait a minute.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, wait, wait... What's going on, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|Wait for what, Kinzie? What is happening?
|Playa - Female 3|Talk to me, Kinzie!
|Playa - Male 1  |Wait, wait, wait... Wait a what? What's going on?
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait a what? Kinzie, what's going on?
|Playa - Male 3  |What am I waiting for, Kinzie? What's wrong?
|Nolan North               |Wait, wait, wait... Wait a what? What's going on?
}} }}

{{quote|You need to do more! Bigger! Hold on, I'm sending you something.|Kinzie, "M02 Weapon"}}


M03 - The Real World[]

{{dialogue|"M03 Alien Guards Chat"
|Generic|I swear, every time I come home it's all "What'd you bring me? How come I never get to go on any raids..."
|Generic|I got the same problem, I never get to just sit down and relax without being pestered by the missus.
|Generic|Hey! There's a human!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Alien Gun Grab"
|Generic|Hey! What are you doing?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Give me that!
|Playa - Female 2|Donne-moi!
|Playa - Female 3|Gimme!
|Playa - Male 1  |Gimme that!
|Playa - Male 2  |That's MINE!
|Playa - Male 3  |Hand it over!
|Nolan North               |Gimme that!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Alien"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit.
|Playa - Female 2|Merde.
|Playa - Female 3|Aw shit.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn.
|Playa - Male 3  |Strewth.
|Nolan North               |Oh shit.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Door 2 Open"
|Playa|Well that didn't go terrible.
|Phone Call|No you're not.
|Playa|Look lady, we're doing this in my time!
|Phone Call|Can you quit being a baby and just walk in?
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Door Locked"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, the door's locked.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie? The door is locked.
|Playa - Female 3|C'mon, Kinzie, the door's locked.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie? The door's locked.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie? The door's locked.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, it's locked.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie? The door's locked.
}}
|Kinzie|Wrong door.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Door Still Locked"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh. Huh. Well done.
|Playa - Female 2|Ah. Nicely done.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh. Never mind.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh. Nicely done.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh. Good job.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh. Cheers.
|Nolan North               |Oh. Nicely done.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Mission Start"
|Kinzie|I've constructed a door that'll allow your mind to get out of the simulation and back into your body.  Head toward it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|On my way. So what have you learned about this Zin invasion, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|Of course. So, Kinzie, this Zin invasion. What's going on?
|Playa - Female 3|Heading there now. Kinzie, do we have any details on this Zin invasion?
|Playa - Male 1  |Got it. Fill me in, Kinzie, what do we know about the Zin invasion?
|Playa - Male 2  |You got it. What can you tell me about the Zin invasion?
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. So what's the deal with this Zin invasion, Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |Got it. Fill me in, Kinzie, what do we know about the Zin invasion?
}}
|Kinzie|The good news is they didn't get everybody. Just...a whole bunch of people. According to what I've been able to decipher, the Simulation is designed to house the best and brightest "specimens" from various worlds.
|Playa|The best and brightest from an *entire* planet? How big is this thing?
|Kinzie|BIG. But they haven't gotten to all of Earth yet. Just the major cities. Last I heard, Oleg was up at Camp David. That area doesn't look like it's been hit yet.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's good at least. Okay, I need to get out of here.
|Playa - Female 2|So many people. What are they doing with them?
|Playa - Female 3|My word. Still, so many people...
|Playa - Male 1  |So we got people left on Earth. Good to know.
|Playa - Male 2  |We need to stop the Zin from getting the rest.
|Playa - Male 3  |They haven't nabbed everyone. Good.
|Nolan North               |So we got people left on Earth. Good to know.
}}
|Kinzie|Once you're free from this simulation, I can sever your connection to the Zin matrix. This will allow me to retrieve your body here in the real world without you suffering permanent brain damage.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where am I in the real world? They better not mess with my body.
|Playa - Female 2|Where am I in the real world? Is my body okay?
|Playa - Female 3|Where am I in the real world? They're not, like, messing with my body, are they?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where am I in the real world? Like, what are they doing to my body?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where am I in the real world? They ain't doing nothing to my body, are they?
|Playa - Male 3  |Wait, where am I in the real world? Are they mucking about with my body?
|Nolan North               |Where am I in the real world? Like, you know, what are they doing to my body? Is it dirty?
}}
|Kinzie|It's...in a safe place. Once you're free, I'll pick you up at the landing platform.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Public Address"
|Generic|Emperor Zinyak reminds soldiers to be report any and all misplaced or mishandled abductees immediately.
|Generic|Given the high volume of abductees, we are experiencing unusual delay in processing pod chambers 3 through 8. Your patience is appreciated.
|Generic|All soldiers on high alert. Abductees are notorious for ill-fated escape attempts. Permission is granted to shoot on sight.
|Generic|Abductees carry any number of serious diseases. Exercise caution when approaching or handling the abductees.
|Generic|A reminder that Emperor Zinyak will oversee the Celebratory Execution of World Leaders tonight in the main ballroom. Attendance is mandatory.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship"
|Playa|Uh. Urf. Ooph.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit. Kinzie, I'm starting to worry about you.
|Playa - Female 2|Please, Kinzie, let me know you are okay.
|Playa - Female 3|Lord, Kinzie, you're getting me worried.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit. Kinzie, where the hell are you?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit. Hey Kinzie, I'm getting worried about you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Seriously, Kinzie, let me know you're all right.
|Nolan North               |Shit. Kinzie, where the hell are you?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whoa, wait. You saved Keith David before me?
|Playa - Female 2|Just a minute. You rescued Keith David before me?
|Playa - Female 3|Now just a minute. You saved Keith David before me?
|Playa - Male 1  |Wait a minute. You saved Keith David before me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold up. You saved Keith David before me?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, why'd you save Keith David before me?
|Nolan North               |Wha-wait, wait a minute. You saved Keith David before me? Why, 'cause he's more famous? Fuck this.
}}
|Kinzie|I... uh, passed by him on the way out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wanna tell me how you got out?
|Playa - Female 2|And how did you get out?
|Playa - Female 3|Really...?
|Playa - Male 1  |Well how did you get out?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, how'd you get out?
|Playa - Male 3  |How, pray tell, did you get out?
|Nolan North               |Well how did you get out?
}}
|Keith David|Let's just focus on flying, shall we?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, fine. Kinzie, does this thing have a radio?
|Playa - Female 2|Very well. Kinzie, does this thing have a radio?
|Playa - Female 3|Fair enough. Kinzie, have we got a radio?
|Playa - Male 1  |You're right. Kinzie, this thing have a radio?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Kinzie, this thing got a radio?
|Playa - Male 3  |Too right. Kinzie, does this ship have a radio?
|Nolan North               |You're right. Kinzie, this thing have a radio?
}}
|Kinzie|Radio signals bounce around space for...
}}

{{quote|Do a barrel roll!|Kinzie, "M03 Ship Direction Barrel Roll"}}

{{quote|Spin this ship, dammit!|Keith David, "M03 Ship Direction Barrell Roll"}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Direction Down"
|Keith David|Get this rig lower!
|Keith David|Lower!
|Kinzie|Lower! No, lower!
|Kinzie|Oh god. LOWER!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Direction Left"
|Keith David|Left! Come on!
|Keith David|Shit, man! Left!
|Kinzie|Go left! Go left!
|Kinzie|Left left left left. Left.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Direction Right"
|Keith David|Bank right!
|Keith David|Okay... now right!
|Kinzie|Go to the right!
|Kinzie|No, go to the right!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Direction Up"
|Keith David|Shit! UP!
|Keith David|Up now, come on..
|Kinzie|Up! Go up, go up!
|Kinzie|UUUUPP!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Escape Almost Out"
|Zinyak|Ahem... Is this on... can they hear me?
|Zinyak|Well hello! I see you're attempting a noble escape.
|Zinyak|Understandable given your situation but I urge you to turn back.
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Escape Door Close"
|Kinzie|They're closing us in!
|Playa|Stay on target!
}}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Platform"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Am I at the wrong... oh fuck.
|Playa - Female 2|Did I come to the wrong... oh no.
|Playa - Female 3|Did I wind up on the wrong... oh fuck.
|Playa - Male 1  |Am I at the wrong... oh fuck.
|Playa - Male 2  |Am I on the wrong... oh fuck.
|Playa - Male 3  |Did I make a wrong turn at... oh fuck.
|Nolan North               |Am I at the wrong... oh fuck.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Platform Fight 01"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Tell Zinyak I got a bullet just for him!
|Playa - Female 2|Tell Zinyak I have him in my sights!
|Playa - Female 3|Think I'm afraid of you?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Tell Zinyak I'm coming for him!
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell Zinyak his ass is mine!
|Playa - Male 3  |Tell Zinyak he's going down!
|Nolan North               |Tell Zinyak I'm coming for him!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't worry, I'll be there, blah blah FUCK.
|Playa - Female 2|Do not worry, I'll be there, blah blah blah! FUCK.
|Playa - Female 3|There's a time and place to be fashionably late, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry, I'll be there, blah blah FUCK.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, don't worry, I'll be there, blah blah, blah blah FUCK.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't worry, I'm coming, blah blah FUCK.
|Nolan North               |Don't worry, I'll be there, blah blah FUCK.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I kill enough of you to stretch from here back to Earth!
|Playa - Female 2|I shall kill enough of you to build a ladder back to Earth!
|Playa - Female 3|So help me God, I will use your corpses to build a ladder back to Earth!
|Playa - Male 1  |I kill enough of you, I'll just build a ladder back to Earth!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll stack up your corpses and climb back down to Earth!
|Playa - Male 3  |I kill all of you and slide down the corpses to Earth!
|Nolan North               |I kill enough of you, I'll just build a ladder back to Earth!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's it!  Come on! I'll kill you all!
|Playa - Female 2|Keep coming! I will kill every last one of you!
|Playa - Female 3|Come on! I'll kill ALL y'all!
|Playa - Male 1  |Come at me! I'll kill every last one of you!
|Playa - Male 2  |Bring it! I'll waste every last one of you!
|Playa - Male 3  |That's right!  I'll kill the lot of you!
|Nolan North               |Come at you! I'll kill every last one of you!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 Ship Walking"
|Playa|Kinzie? Kinzie?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where on Earth...
|Playa - Female 2|Where in the hell...
|Playa - Female 3|Where the hell...
|Playa - Male 1  |Where the hell...
|Playa - Male 2  |Where the fuck...
|Playa - Male 3  |Where the devil...
|Nolan North               |Where the hell...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ugh, I feel like a gas station toilet.
|Playa - Female 2|Feh!  I feel like a bidet in a whorehouse.
|Playa - Female 3|Yuck.  I feel like I just licked Bourbon Street.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ugh, I feel like a toilet at a bus stop.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ugh, I feel like a toilet at a Freckle Bitch's.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ugh, I feel like a dustbin at a truck stop.
|Nolan North               |Ugh, I feel like a toilet at a bus stop... covered in jizz.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Need to reach that platform...
|Playa - Female 2|I must get to that platform...
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta be on that platform...
|Playa - Male 1  |I need to get to that platform...
|Playa - Male 2  |Gotta get to that platform...
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotta be at that platform...
|Nolan North               |I need to get to that platform...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where is... where's Kinzie...?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie...?  Kinzie, where are you...?
|Playa - Female 3|Where...where is Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 1  |Where...where is Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 2  |Where are you?  Kinzie...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where...is...Kinzie...?
|Nolan North               |Whu-where's Kinzie...?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where the hell am I...?
|Playa - Female 2|What in hell am I...?
|Playa - Female 3|What the fuck is this place...
|Playa - Male 1  |What the fuck is this place...
|Playa - Male 2  |The fuck is this place...?
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm in the belly of the beast...
|Nolan North               |Well, this sure as shit ain't Kansas.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, I'm getting tired of looking for you...
|Playa - Female 2|Come now, Kinzie, show yourself.
|Playa - Female 3|Come on, Kinzie, where you at?
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, Kinzie, where are you at?
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on, Kinzie, where you hiding?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, don't make me search this whole place...
|Nolan North               |Ugh, where the fuck are you, Kinzie?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where is this goddamn platform...?
|Playa - Female 2|Where is that platform she spoke of?
|Playa - Female 3|Where is this fucking platform...
|Playa - Male 1  |Where is this fucking platform...
|Playa - Male 2  |Where's that fucking platform...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where is this fucking platform...?
|Nolan North               |Platform, platform, where's the goddamn platform...?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hope you're coming, Kinzie -- for both our sake.
|Playa - Female 2|I certainly hope you arrive soon, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|You'd best be on your way here, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, I hope you're on your way, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh, you'd better be on your way, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |Now would be a good time to show up, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |Oh, I hope you're on your way, Kinzie.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is this a spaceship? What the hell?
|Playa - Female 2|This is a spaceship? Incroyable...
|Playa - Female 3|Am I on a spaceship?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is this a spaceship? What the fuck?
|Playa - Male 2  |Am I on a spaceship? What the fuck?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is this a bloody starship?
|Nolan North               |Is this a spaceship? What the fuck?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the fuck is that?
|Playa - Female 2|What the hell is this?
|Playa - Female 3|What in the world!
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell is that?
|Playa - Male 2  |The hell am I looking at?
|Playa - Male 3  |What's this then?
|Nolan North               |What the hell is that?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M03 What Is"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, wait! This is my jam!
|Playa - Female 2|Quiet! This is Haddaway.
|Playa - Female 3|What IS love. Haddaway, you are a fuckin' poet.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh yeah! This is my jam!
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit yeah! That's that song I really like.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh yeah! This is my jam!
|Nolan North               |Oh yeah! This is my jam!
}} }}


M04 - Get CID[]

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Charge"
|Playa|How long is this gonna take?
|Kinzie|As long as it has to! Just keep it safe.
}}

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Charge Done"
|Playa|It's charged. What next?
|Kinzie|We're going to steal the programming from other C.I.D.s.
|Playa|I'm gonna pretend that makes total sense.
}}

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Factory"
|Playa|Does it matter which one?
|Kinzie|No! Just grab one and go!
|Playa|How do I get it to--
|Kinzie|Just activate it and it will follow you wherever you go.
}}

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Get"
|Kinzie|Let's get it out of here!
|Kinzie|I found a recharge station nearby. Let's go!
}}

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Location 01 Arrive"
|Kinzie|The C.I.D. will get what it needs automatically. Just keep it safe!
|Playa|You really don't need to tell me that, Kinzie, but thanks.
}}

{{quote|I have the second location!|Kinzie, "M04 CID Location 01"}}

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Location 02 Arrive"
|Playa|We almost done?
|Kinzie|Uh. Yeah. Sure.
}}

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Location 02 Leave"
|Kinzie|Okay, the last device we need to connect to is...
|Playa|Iiiiis...?
|Kinzie|...huh.
|Playa|What's broken?
|Kinzie|It's moving. Fast.
|Playa|I got super powers. Let's do this.
}}

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Location 03 Arrive"
|Playa|Will taking out the vehicle mess up the thing on board?
|Kinzie|It shouldn't, no.
}}

{{dialogue|"M04 CID Location 03 Leave"
|Kinzie|Everything's online! The C.I.D. is good to go.
|Playa|So, is it gonna do tricks or something?
|Kinzie|Not until we download the AI, no.
}}

{{quote|The Zin are using C.I.D.s to bring a downed hotspot online. Once you have a C.I.D. from them, get it to a safe spot and wipe its old programming. Then take it to an insert point so the AI can upload its personality into the new shell.|Kinzie, "M04 Mission Brief"}}

{{quote|Production facility first. Let's go.|Playa, "M04 Mission Start"}}

{{dialogue|"M04 Pre Mission Phonecall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So the AI wants a body, and he won't help me break into other simulations till he gets one. Any suggestions?
|Playa - Female 2|Listen, the AI will not help me break into other simulations unless I procure it a body. So...how do we get him one?
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, the AI won't help me break into other simulations unless he gets a body. Any bright ideas?
|Playa - Male 1  |So the AI won't help me break into other simulations unless he gets a body. So, how do we get him one, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, the AI is demanding a body, or he won't help me break into other simulations. So, how do we get him one?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, this barmy AI won't help me break into other simulations unless he gets a body. So, how do we get him one?
|Nolan North               |So the AI won't help me break into other simulations unless he gets a body. So, how do we get him one, Kinzie?
}}
|Phone Call|The Zin have almost everything in the simulation locked tight but there is something you can use. A Control and Interface Device.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sounds good. Are they hard to get?
|Playa - Female 2|Ah, perfect. Tell me they are easy to find.
|Playa - Female 3|Good to know. You got one handy?
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, great. Where do I find one?
|Playa - Male 2  |Cool. Now where do I find one?
|Playa - Male 3  |Sounds fancy. Where can I get one?
|Nolan North               |Okay, great. Where do I find one?
}}
|Phone Call|You're in luck. The Zin have a bunch in transit right now.
}}


M05 - Power Up Cid[]

{{dialogue|"M05 Access Alert"
|Kinzie|I found an access point that can help speed this along. Get to it and activate it.
|Kinzie|There's a second access point out further!
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Activate Access1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Turned it on.
|Playa - Female 2|And, it is activated.
|Playa - Female 3|And, it's on.
|Playa - Male 1  |And, it's on.
|Playa - Male 2  |Turned it on.
|Playa - Male 3  |And, switched on.
|Nolan North               |And, it's on.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Activate Access2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Now both the access points are online. Is the download any better?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, both access points are online. How is the download proceeding?
|Playa - Female 3|Okay, both access points are done. Is the download going okay?
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, both the access points are online. How's the download looking?
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, both access points taken care of. How's the download?
|Playa - Male 3  |I've got both the access points online. Is the download improving?
|Nolan North               |All right, both the access points are online. How's the download looking?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Activate Access3"
|Kinzie|Much faster. Much... much... too fast. Too fast. CID is overloading.
|Playa|Overloading?
|Kinzie|Overheating! Get to him and cool him down!
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Activate Plant"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Flip on the switch and...
|Playa - Female 2|Activate the switch and...
|Playa - Female 3|Mash the button and...
|Playa - Male 1  |Flip the switch and...
|Playa - Male 2  |Turn on the switch and...
|Playa - Male 3  |Throw the switch and...
|Nolan North               |Flip the switch and...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All set.
|Playa - Female 2|Voila.
|Playa - Female 3|Ta-da.
|Playa - Male 1  |Done.
|Playa - Male 2  |Got it.
|Playa - Male 3  |All systems go.
|Nolan North               |Done.
}}
|Kinzie|Excellent.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How much longer?
|Playa - Female 2|How long now?
|Playa - Female 3|How's it coming?
|Playa - Male 1  |How long now?
|Playa - Male 2  |Will it be much longer?
|Playa - Male 3  |Will this take much longer?
|Nolan North               |How long now?
}}
|CID|FUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUK
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, you okay?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie.  Language.
|Playa - Female 3|Something on your mind, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh...Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |What the hell, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |Uh...Kinzie?
}}
|Kinzie|That's...just part of the process.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There's a potty-mouth part of the process?
|Playa - Female 2|Apparently the most ladylike part of the process.
|Playa - Female 3|Denied, denied.
|Playa - Male 1  |Apparently the sweary part of the process.
|Playa - Male 2  |I guess he's just saying what I'm already thinking.
|Playa - Male 3  |Might wanna rethink that process.
|Nolan North               |Apparently the sweary part of the process.
}}
|Kinzie|The full download should only take about 16 minutes.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can you do anything to make it go faster?
|Playa - Female 2|There must be some way to make it go faster.
|Playa - Female 3|Ain't there some trick you can pull to make it go faster?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is there anything you can do to make it go faster?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't you do anything to make it go faster?
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotta be some way make it go faster.
|Nolan North               |Is there anything you can do to make it go faster?
}}
|Kinzie|I'll see what I can find. There might be additional access points we use to increase the bandwidth.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Arrive at Hotspot"
|Kinzie|Be careful not to damage all the C.I.D.s. I don't know when or if we'll get another chance to get one of these.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, yeah, relax. I got this.
|Playa - Female 2|Of course, of course.  I have it handled.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't worry your pretty little head, honey, I got this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, yeah, yeah Kinzie, I got this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Chill, Kinzie, I got this.
|Playa - Male 3  |No worries, Kinzie, I'm on it.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, yeah, yeah Kinzie, I got this.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Arrive at Plant"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm here. Just let me clear these Zin out first.
|Playa - Female 2|I am here. I just need to eliminate these Zin first.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm here. Just gotta clear out these Zin first.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm here. I just need to clear these Zin out first.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm here.  Just need to handle these Zin first.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm here. Just need to mop up these Zin first.
|Nolan North               |I'm here. I just need to clear these Zin out first.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Black Hole Gun"
|Kinzie|Along with the C.I.D.s, the Zin are transporting a prototype for a contained-forced recursive feedback projector.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie. Sometimes I swear you make this stuff up as you go.
|Playa - Female 2|ENGLISH, Kinzie. You know I hate technobabble.
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie. That sounds like total hogwash, even coming from you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie. That sounds like complete bullshit even coming from you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie. That sounds like total bullshit even coming from you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sounds like a load of bollocks, even coming from you.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie. That sounds like complete bullshit even coming from you.
}}
|Kinzie|{{*}}sigh* Imagine a gun that fires a bullet that bounces from one target to another to another to another like a pinball racking up a billion points.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ooooh.
|Playa - Female 2|Ahhhh.
|Playa - Female 3|Well, okay then.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ooooh.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ooooh.
|Playa - Male 3  |Still bollocks.
|Nolan North               |Ooooh.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 CID Coming Online"
|CID|Personality transfer at 31 percent...
|CID|OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH?!
|CID|Personality transfer at 74 percent...
|CID|Data bottleneck encountered...
|CID|It's full of stars...
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 CID Completes"
|CID|Download complete.*long tone* All right. Time to kill us some aliens!
|Kinzie|Oh god. I'm gonna regret getting CID a real body, aren't I?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh CID. You say the nicest things.
|Playa - Female 2|Ah CID. We are going to get along famously.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh CID. This is the start of a beautiful friendship.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh CID. We're gonna get along famously.
|Playa - Male 2  |CID, you and me are gonna are gonna be best buds.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bless you, CID, you vicious little rascal.
|Nolan North               |Oh CID. We're gonna get along famously.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 CID Cooled Down"
|Kinzie|Okay. Okay. We're good. We're fine. I managed to throttle the connection a bit so it should be much more stable now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How much longer on the download?
|Playa - Female 2|How long before the download is complete?
|Playa - Female 3|How much longer on this damn download?
|Playa - Male 1  |How long until the download is done?
|Playa - Male 2  |How much longer till the download's done?
|Playa - Male 3  |How much time till the download's done?
|Nolan North               |How long until the download is complete?
}}
|Kinzie|Three minutes.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good. That'll give me just enough time to fight off more Zin.
|Playa - Female 2|Splendid. That should give me enough time to destroy more Zin.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't mind me, I'll just stand here and get shot at.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good. That should give me just enough time to fight off a few waves of Zin.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fine. I get to kill a few more waves of Zin.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right, then. Just enough time to fight off a few waves of Zin.
|Nolan North               |Great, I'll be here. Killin' more Zin.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 CID is Cracked"
|Kinzie|Okay! The C.I.D. is cracked and clear for uploading. Inputting the AI code...now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Terrific. How long till the upload is over?
|Playa - Female 2|Understood. How long does the upload require?
|Playa - Female 3|Uh-huh.  And how long till the upload's finished?
|Playa - Male 1  |Great. How long until the upload is complete?
|Playa - Male 2  |And how long is this part going to take?
|Playa - Male 3  |Jolly good. And this part won't take long, right?
|Nolan North               |Great. How long until the upload is complete?
}}
|Kinzie|55 minutes.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|55 minutes?!  Don't these things usually take 3 to 5, tops?
|Playa - Female 2|55 minutes?!  That is about 52 minutes too long!
|Playa - Female 3|55 minutes?!  Honey, I need this done in 5!
|Playa - Male 1  |55 minutes?!  These things usually take like 3 to 5, tops!
|Playa - Male 2  |55 minutes?!  I thought this would take 3 to 5, tops!
|Playa - Male 3  |55 minutes?! May as well be the rest of my fucking life!
|Nolan North               |55 minutes?!  These things usually take like 3 to 5, tops!
}}
|Kinzie|Look! The connection in this area is slow. Get closer to a major connection point like a power plant and this might go faster.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why didn't you lead with that?
|Playa - Female 2|Why did we not go there first?
|Playa - Female 3|Why didn't you lead me there first?
|Playa - Male 1  |Why didn't we go there first?
|Playa - Male 2  |Why didn't you send me there first?
|Playa - Male 3  |Why not go there in the first place?
|Nolan North               |Why didn't we go there first?
}}
|Kinzie|Because a major connection point for the simulation is going to be heavily guarded.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just tell me: will CID download faster?
|Playa - Female 2|Nevertheless, CID will download faster, oui?
|Playa - Female 3|But CID will download faster, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Will CID download faster?
|Playa - Male 2  |But CID will download faster, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |Won't CID download faster?
|Nolan North               |Will CID download faster?
}}
|Kinzie|Well, probably, but...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then I'm taking this thing over there.
|Playa - Female 2|Then we are taking this thing over there.
|Playa - Female 3|Good enough for me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then we're taking this thing there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then we're doing this over there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then we're setting up shop over there.
|Nolan North               |Then we're taking this thing there.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Cool CID"
|Kinzie|CID is melting down. Do something to cool him off!
|Kinzie|Get to CID! He's overheating!
|Kinzie|Hurry! He's gonna blow!
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Defend CID Almost"
|Kinzie|Hold on...
|Kinzie|Little bit more...
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Defend CID Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, tell me your close.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I could use some good news.
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, where we at on this?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, where we at on this?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, any day now...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, you're killing me here...
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, you still there?
}}
|Kinzie|Almost done...
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 En Route to Plant"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Once CID's online, how long till we can use him to get my crew back?
|Playa - Female 2|Once CID is operational, how long until he can help retrieve my crew?
|Playa - Female 3|Once CID's working, when will we be able to get the Cabinet back together?
|Playa - Male 1  |Once CID's up and running, how long until we can use him to get my crew?
|Playa - Male 2  |Once CID's up and running, how long till he can spring my crew?
|Playa - Male 3  |Once CID's up and running, how long till he can start getting my crew back?
|Nolan North               |Once CID's up and running, how long until we can use him to get my crew?
}}
|Kinzie|Well, assuming the AI wasn't lying, I don't see a reason why we shouldn't be able to get right to it. Speaking of which, who do you want to grab first? Pierce? Shaundi?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We, ah...we're going to need Matt.
|Playa - Female 2|I, ah...think we should get Matthew.
|Playa - Female 3|Well, I...think we should get Matt.
|Playa - Male 1  |I, um...think we should get Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's, um...get Matt first.
|Playa - Male 3  |Er, I... suppose we should go get Matt.
|Nolan North               |I, um...think we should get Matt.
}}
|Kinzie|Miller?! Oh my god why?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt's really changed, y'know.  Joined MI6, helped us with Cyrus Temple...he can be a useful guy.
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew has turned his life around. He joined MI6, helped us with Cyrus Temple, and, you must admit, he is useful.
|Playa - Female 3|Matt turned a new leaf after Steelport. Hooked up with MI6, helped us nail Cyrus Temple -- he's a useful guy.
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt turned himself around after Steelport. He joined MI6, helped us with Cyrus Temple, and, y'know, he's useful.
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt changed after Steelport -- joined MI6, helped us with Cyrus Temple, and, y'know, he's useful.
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt changed his ways after Steelport. He joined MI6, helped us kill Cyrus Temple, and, y'know, he's useful.
|Nolan North               |Matt turned himself around after Steelport. He joined MI6, helped us with Cyrus Temple, and, y'know, he's useful.
}}
|Kinzie|... Useful?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You've got so much on your plate, Kinzie. With all this cybershit to do, I figure you can use the help.
|Playa - Female 2|You have so much to do, Kinzie. We are waging a cyber-war, and I want you to have reinforcements.
|Playa - Female 3|This situation's too big, even for you, Kinzie. I want to get you some backup.
|Playa - Male 1  |You have a lot on your plate, Kinzie. With all this cyberwhatsit, I figure you could use the help.
|Playa - Male 2  |You have your hands full, Kinzie. With all this cyber-stuff, I figure you could use the help.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is all a bit overwhelming, Kinzie. I want him to help you with all the cyber-stuff.
|Nolan North               |You have a lot on your plate, Kinzie. I figure with all this cyber-whoosie-whoosie, I figure you could use the help.
}}
|Kinzie|I'm doing just fine without Matt Miller, thank you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Two heads are better than one, Kinzie. My choice is made.
|Playa - Female 2|Two heads are better than one, Kinzie. Make it so.
|Playa - Female 3|Just fuck him and get over yourself, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Two heads are better than one, Kinzie. Set it up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Two heads are better than one, Kinzie. Don't argue.
|Playa - Male 3  |Two heads are better than one, Kinzie. Let's find Matt.
|Nolan North               |Two heads are better than one, Kinzie. Set it up.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Find Access1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Reached it.
|Playa - Female 2|Here it is.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Found it.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Here we are.
|Nolan North               |Found it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Find Access2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, I'm at the second one.
|Playa - Female 2|I am at the second one.
|Playa - Female 3|I got to the second one.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm at the second one.
|Playa - Male 2  |I've reached the second one.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm on the second one.
|Nolan North               |I'm at the second one.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Find Safe Spot"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How far do I need to go?
|Playa - Female 2|How far must I take this thing?
|Playa - Female 3|Any particular place?
|Playa - Male 1  |How far away do I need to be?
|Playa - Male 2  |Do I need to go far?
|Playa - Male 3  |How far do I need to run?
|Nolan North               |How far away do I need to be?
}}
|Kinzie|Just away from the Zin. Pick someplace they won't find you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How quick can we get this thing rewired?
|Playa - Female 2|Is this going to take all night?
|Playa - Female 3|Is this going to take forever?
|Playa - Male 1  |How long is this whole thing going to take?
|Playa - Male 2  |How long will this take?
|Playa - Male 3  |Will this take long?
|Nolan North               |How long is this whole thing going to take?
}}
|Kinzie|I won't know until I crack open the device and see how it ticks.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 First CID Boom"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ah fuck!
|Playa - Female 2|Damn it!
|Playa - Female 3|Sonofabitch.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Goddammit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck me.
|Nolan North               |Oh shit!
}}
|Kinzie|What did you do?
|Playa|I touched it.
|Kinzie|Well...touch it different next time.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Mission Start"
|Kinzie|Go back to that first hotspot you took down. You can get a C.I.D. there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just shoot 'em and loot 'em, huh?
|Playa - Female 2|A simple smash and grab, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Just shoot the guards and help myself, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Simple smash and grab, huh?
|Playa - Male 2  |Just roll up and snatch it, huh?
|Playa - Male 3  |One man surgical strike, eh?
|Nolan North               |Simple smash and grab, huh?
}}
|Kinzie|Sure. Go with that. Just get one and take it to a safe spot. You don't want to deal with Zin while trying to hack that device.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Murderbot Seen"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's up with these...murderbots?
|Playa - Female 2|And where, I wonder, did these murderbots come from?
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, come on! Murderbots?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where did these murderbots come from?
|Playa - Male 2  |Huh.  Now they're throwing some sorta murderbots at me.
|Playa - Male 3  |It's not a proper party till the Murderbots arrive.
|Nolan North               |Where did these murderbots come from?
}}
|Kinzie|Murderbots? Oh. Wow.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, emphasis on "murder"...
|Playa - Female 2|I must confess, my reaction goes way beyond, "oh, wow."
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, "oh, wow" doesn't begin to even cover it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I'm having a bit of a stronger reaction.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm having a much stronger reaction.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, wow doesn't quite cover it, luv.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, I'm having a bit of a stronger reaction.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 MurderCID"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wonder if we could get CID a murderbot instead?
|Playa - Female 2|How possible is it to put CID in a  murderbot instead?
|Playa - Female 3|Y'think we could get CID a scary killbot body instead?
|Playa - Male 1  |Maybe we could get CID one of these murderbots instead?
|Playa - Male 2  |You think we could put CID in one of these murderbots instead?
|Playa - Male 3  |Suppose we could put CID in a murderbot instead?
|Nolan North               |Maybe we could get CID one of these murderbots instead?
}}
|Kinzie|Do you really want to give some rogue AI an exoskeleton equipped with a complement of weapons and a history of violence?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Mm, probably not.
|Playa - Female 2|Absolutely not.
|Playa - Female 3|I suppose not.  But it would've been funny.
|Playa - Male 1  |... Probably not.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, since you put it that way...
|Playa - Male 3  |No, I guess not.
|Nolan North               |Eh... yeah, probably not.
}}
|Kinzie|Besides, I already found a real C.I.D. body for him on the ship. So, y'know, synchronicity.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Pick a CID"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Which C.I.D. should I take?
|Playa - Female 2|Which C.I.D. should I abscond with?
|Playa - Female 3|Which one of these C.I.D. things should I grab?
|Playa - Male 1  |Which C.I.D. should I grab?
|Playa - Male 2  |Which one of these things should I grab?
|Playa - Male 3  |Which C.I.D. should I nick?
|Nolan North               |Which C.I.D. should I grab?
}}
|Kinzie|It doesn't matter. Just pick one.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Safe Spot Arrive"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, how about this spot?
|Playa - Female 2|This looks like a good place.
|Playa - Female 3|How 'bout we do this right here?
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, this spot looks good.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, this spot looks safe.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is as good a spot as any.
|Nolan North               |All right, this spot looks good.
}}
|Kinzie|Keep an eye out while I work on this. I guarantee the Zin have a way of finding these devices remotely.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Safe Spot Enemies"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Looks like they found us.
|Playa - Female 2|Here they come.
|Playa - Female 3|Here comes trouble.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit. They found us.
|Playa - Male 2  |Dammit. They found me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, joy.  They found me.
|Nolan North               |Shit. They found us.
}}
|Kinzie|Don't let them take the C.I.D.!
|Playa|Work fast.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Safe Spot Middle"
|Kinzie|Oh hey, I found the tracking device.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just get it done!
|Playa - Female 2|Making any progress?
|Playa - Female 3|You finished yet?
|Playa - Male 1  |You done yet?
|Playa - Male 2  |How much longer you need?
|Playa - Male 3  |Wrap it up already!
|Nolan North               |You done yet?
}}
|Kinzie|Would you like to take over? I could shoot aliens for a while.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That wouldn't go so well for you.
|Playa - Female 2|Touche.
|Playa - Female 3|Fair enough.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fair point.
|Playa - Male 2  |Like to see you try.
|Playa - Male 3  |I see your point.
|Nolan North               |Fair point.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Second CID Boom"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus, Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|This is ridiculous!
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, come on!
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |What the fuck is this, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |What is this, Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |What the hell, Kinzie?
}}
|Kinzie|Don't pin this on me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|These things aren't right.
|Playa - Female 2|These things are defective.
|Playa - Female 3|Maybe they're all factory rejects.
|Playa - Male 1  |These things are broken.
|Playa - Male 2  |These things are busted.
|Playa - Male 3  |These things are broken.
|Nolan North               |These things are broken.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Third CID"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't you explode on me...
|Playa - Female 2|You had better not explode...
|Playa - Female 3|Please don't blow up on me...
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't you blow up on me...
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay, now don't, don't you, don't you blow up, too...
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't you go boom...
|Nolan North               |Don't you blow up on me...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Third CID Works"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah!
|Playa - Female 2|Thank you, Jesus.
|Playa - Female 3|Woo-hoo!
|Playa - Male 1  |Yes!
|Playa - Male 2  |Did it!
|Playa - Male 3  |At last!
|Nolan North               |Yes!
}}
|Kinzie|Finally! Quick, get to a safe spot so you can crack it open.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 TK Clusters"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Guessing I want what's inside this thing?
|Playa - Female 2|This orb isn't dangerous, is it?
|Playa - Female 3|That's rather pretty lookin'.
|Playa - Male 1  |There's a giant glass orb here, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whoa, giant floating ball.
|Playa - Male 3  |Is this glass orb thing important?
|Nolan North               |There's a giant glass orb here, Kinzie.
}}
|Kinzie|It has more clusters in it.  Pick it up with your mind and smash it open.
}}

{{quote|Ok, now use that power to throw things at the Warden and take down his shields.|Kinzie, "M05 TK Warden Fight"}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Travel to Hotspot"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I wonder, is there some way to get this AI a body in the real world too?
|Playa - Female 2|I am curious, can this Artificial Intelligence have a body in the real world too?
|Playa - Female 3|Tell me something, can this AI guy get a body in the real world too?
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm curious, is there any way to get this AI a body in the real world too?
|Playa - Male 2  |So, like, is there a way to get this AI a body in the real world too?
|Playa - Male 3  |Riddle me this, Kinzie: can we get our AI a body in the real world too?
|Nolan North               |I'm curious, is there any way to get this AI a body in the real world too?
}}
|Kinzie|At this point, the AI is purely information. He's entirely digital. You could download him to your phone if you wanted.
|Kinzie|Why? Does he want a body?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, the alternative is staying trapped in the simulation, so...
|Playa - Female 2|I doubt he wants to be trapped in the simulation forever.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm guessing he doesn't want to be stuck in the simulation forever.
|Playa - Male 1  |Would you want to be stuck inside the simulation forever?
|Playa - Male 2  |Sounds better than being stuck in the simulation forever.
|Playa - Male 3  |Can't imagine he wants to be stuck in the simulation forever.
|Nolan North               |Would you want to be stuck inside the simulation forever?
}}
|Kinzie|Good point. I'll check the ship for a suitable shell just in case.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 Warden Dies"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wha--whoa... Something's definitely happening in my brain...
|Playa - Female 2|I feel it in my brain, Kinzie... I have become Death.
|Playa - Female 3|This is gonna be awesome. I'm gonna kill people with my mind!
|Playa - Male 1  |Wha--whoa this is... Why is my brain on fire?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeaaaah man! My brain feels like it's on fire... but in a good way, though.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whoa, this is... my skull feels like it's on fire!
|Nolan North               |Wha--whoa this is... Why is my brain on fire?!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M05 Warden Drop"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, shit. Just when things were going so well.
|Playa - Female 2|Merde. Not again.
|Playa - Female 3|Aw shit. Another of these guys?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit. This is just great.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh shit. One of these again?
|Playa - Male 3  |Bloody hell. This day just gets worse and worse.
|Nolan North               |Oh shit. This is just fucking dandy.
}}
|Warden 01|{{*}}animalistic grunt*
|Playa|Uh, Kinzie?
|Kinzie|Take him down and I should be able to transfer some of his powers to you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M05 White Room"
|Kinzie|Welcome to being able to move things with your mind.
|Kinzie|Nice job. I'm sure you'll have plenty of chances to use it.
}}


M06 - Miller-Space[]

{{dialogue|"M06 2nd Tower Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ohhh that's a lot of firepower...
|Playa - Female 2|Lot of resistance... any suggestions Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|That's...a lot of tanks...
|Playa - Male 1  |Lots of firepower here, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Got a situation here, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |Am I just shooting tanks, or do you have better plan?
|Nolan North               |Lots of firepower here, Kinzie.
}}
|Kinzie|Destroying the tower should destroy the tanks with it.
|Zinyak|Ms. Kensington is rather astute for a human.
|Kinzie|Yeah, well, big towers controlling security on a linear path... Not very creative for your "superior intelligence".
|Zinyak|Ugh, touché.
}}

{{quote|That's two.  One more to go.|Kinzie, "M06 2nd Tower Down"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 After I Am Death"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That... was some nice back up.  So where's the tank?
|Playa - Female 2|Well done Kinzie... now where's my tank?
|Playa - Female 3|I appreciate the help Kinzie, but don't I need the tank?
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit!  Nice one, Kinzie!  Now give me the tank back...
|Playa - Male 2  |Good work, Kinzie... now hook me back up with the tank and I can finish this...
|Playa - Male 3  |Uhhh Kinzie... where's my fucking tank?
|Nolan North               |Holy shit!  Nice one, Kinzie!  Now give me the tank back...
}}
|Kinzie|The tank's not coming back.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hope you got a better idea...
|Playa - Female 2|That sounds... bad.
|Playa - Female 3|Not gonna lie, kind of a fan of the tank.
|Playa - Male 1  |How the hell am I supposed to get around?
|Playa - Male 2  |You gotta plan, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |Why the hell not?
|Nolan North               |How the hell am I supposed to get around?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Architect Room Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What am I looking at?
|Playa - Female 2|What is this place?
|Playa - Female 3|Where am I?
|Playa - Male 1  |And what the hell is all this?
|Playa - Male 2  |This can't be good...
|Playa - Male 3  |Is this some kind of joke?
|Nolan North               |And what the hell is all this?
}}
|Zinyak|This is your life as it led you to this point.  All your past violence, crimes, and losses on display to remind you of one simple fact: Regardless of what I have done to your world, YOU were its greatest threat.
|Zinyak|The evidence is irrefutable.  How many have died because you decide driving on the sidewalk is faster than the road, because you used a rocket in place of a bullet, because you wouldn't submit to MY rule?  In the end you only hurt those you are trying to protect.  In the end, there is only one truth.
|Zinyak|The human race would be much safer without you in it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Arrive"
|Kinzie|You're coming up on Matt's prison.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How am I going to start a prison break without a gun?
|Playa - Female 2|Hold on, how do I break Matthew out without a weapon?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, have any idea what I should be expecting?
|Playa - Male 1  |And how am I getting him out without any weapons or a key?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what am I getting into?
|Playa - Male 3  |What kind of security does Matt's prison have?
|Nolan North               |And how am I getting him out without any weapons or a key?
}}
|Kinzie|Chances are it's not a standard "behind bars" sort of prison.  You'll just have to wing it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|"Wing it".  Great.  What can go wrong.
|Playa - Female 2|You can't even give me a hint?
|Playa - Female 3|Good joke, what's the plan.
|Playa - Male 1  |Normally you yell at me when I "wing it".
|Playa - Male 2  |Eh, who needs a plan when you can just walk into a virtual hell hole.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, nothing the two of us can't handle, right?
|Nolan North               |Normally you yell at me when I "wing it".
}}
|Kinzie|Oh, and since I can't see what's going on in there, doubt I'll be able to help you either.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck me running.
|Playa - Female 2|Of course, why would I need a hacker in a virtual prison...
|Playa - Female 3|Wait you're serious?
|Playa - Male 1  |You just keep those reassurances coming...
|Playa - Male 2  |Awesome.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck me.
|Nolan North               |You just keep those reassurances coming...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Bike Section"
|Zinyak|Yet again I am impressed by Ms. Kensington.  Though this attempt is as futile as the life of most humans.
|Kinzie|Oh look, an alien with a superiority complex.  Surprising...
|Zinyak|Oh this sentiment comes from more than just the Zin, my dear.
|Zinyak|Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.
|Zinyak|Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Thanks for sharing your high school potery...
|Playa - Female 2|Sorry, I don't really follow American hip hop.
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, you talk a whole lot...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ha! What idiot said that?
|Playa - Male 2  |That sounds... scary?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, sorry,  I tuned out after you started boring the shit out of me.
|Nolan North               |Ha! What idiot said that?
}}
|Zinyak|It's a quote from Macbeth.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah I don't know what that is.
|Playa - Female 2|Sorry, I don't really follow Scottish hip hop.
|Playa - Female 3|No one cares...
|Playa - Male 1  |I never did like that play...
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck Shakespeare. Jane Austen or go home.
|Playa - Male 3  |Still boring.
|Nolan North               |I never did like that play...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Door Choice"
|Zinyak|Before you I place a choice.
|Zinyak|Walk through the blue door and continue to face yet more failures at saving those closest to you.  Your race will live on borrowed time and will, through your violent arrogance, wind up extinct.
|Zinyak|Walk through the red door, however, and I will release the humans whom I have collected.  I will give them amnesty and even a ship from my fleet to do with as they see fit.  However, in choosing this door, you will willingly submit yourself to execution.
|Zinyak|This is the moment where you can prove to be the savior of humanity, or its absolute destroyer.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Fading Into Prison Room"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The fuck?
|Playa - Female 2|Qu'est que c'est?!
|Playa - Female 3|What is this?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie... what's going on...
|Playa - Male 2  |What's happening!?
|Playa - Male 3  |This can't be good...
|Nolan North               |Kinzie... what's going on...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 I Am Death Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Back me up, Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I need help!
|Playa - Female 3|They're everywhere!
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm getting swarmed here!
|Playa - Male 2  |Need some help Kinzie!
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie gimmie a hand!
|Nolan North               |I'm getting swarmed here!
}}
|Kinzie|Wait, let me try something...
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Matt Flashback"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport.  Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6.  I just hope we can trust him like she does.
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport.  Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6.  I just hope we can trust him like she does.
|Playa - Female 3|Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport.  Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6.  I just hope we can trust him like she does.
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport.  Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6.  I just hope we can trust him like she does.
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport.  Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6.  I just hope we can trust him like she does.
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport.  Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6.  I just hope we can trust him like she does.
|Nolan North               |Matt Miller, the self-proclaimed hacker god, ran all the cyber terrorism for the Syndicate back in Steelport.  Now, he's Asha's right hand man in MI6.  I just hope we can trust him like she does.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Mission Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ya know, you're still kind of on my virtual shit-list Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|I almost forgot: Kinzie, I forgive you...
|Playa - Female 3|Thanks a lot Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, wanted to thank you by the way, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks by the way...
|Playa - Male 3  |Been meanin' to thank you, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |Oh, wanted to thank you by the way, Kinzie.
}}
|Kinzie|For what?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Last time we were in cyberspace you turned me into a sex doll.
|Playa - Female 2|For not singing with me earlier.
|Playa - Female 3|For this not being a calamity like last time...
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, I'm in cyber space and I haven't been turned into a sex doll or a toilet yet.
|Playa - Male 2  |For not spawning any more tanks to kill me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sure you almost lead me to certain death by throwing me unarmed into a virtual hell hole, but you really came through in the end.
|Nolan North               |Well, I'm in cyber space and I haven't been turned into a sex doll or a toilet yet. Haha, which, to some people, is the same thing.
}}
|Kinzie|God, are you still mad about that?  I said I was sorry.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You gave me access to the webcam you set up in Viola's room, that's not an apology, that's creepy.
|Playa - Female 2|You want to truly apologize, you sing Paula Abdul at karaoke night.
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, it's not like you ate the last lemon cake...last time we were here you turned me into a fucking toilet.  Take the thank you and be done with it.
|Playa - Male 1  |It's something that kinda sticks with you in your nightmares.  Uughh...
|Playa - Male 2  |Surprisingly, near death experiences tend to stick with you.
|Playa - Male 3  |I said you came through...
|Nolan North               |It's something that kinda sticks with you in your nightmares.  Uughh...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You can give me a gun anytime Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|No gun?  You're putting a lot of faith in my winning personality.
|Playa - Female 3|So are you giving me a gun or am I saving Matt with polite conversation?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey Kinzie, how am I supposed to rescue Matt without a weapon?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie... where's my gun?
|Playa - Male 3  |Ya know Kinzie, rescues go better when you have A FUCKING GUN.
|Nolan North               |Hey Kinzie, how am I supposed to rescue Matt without a weapon?
}}
|Kinzie|Well, you don't have super powers either.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus Christ Kinzie, why the fuck are there words in my face?
|Playa - Female 2|I don't think a bunch of words blocking the screen is going to help me, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|Great.  Now there's a bunch of nonsense on the screen.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Why the fuck are there giant words in my face?
|Playa - Male 2  |Are you kid- what the fuck is on the screen?
|Playa - Male 3  |I ask for a gun and you give me a typing lesson?
|Nolan North               |Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Why the fuck are there giant words in my face?
}}
|Kinzie|It's the command prompt.  Just give me a second.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Motorcycle Dropped"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Annnd you do.
|Playa - Female 2|Oooo, never mind.
|Playa - Female 3|Fan of the bike too.
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, this'll work.
|Playa - Male 2  |Right on.
|Playa - Male 3  |Makes a lot more sense now.
|Nolan North               |Okay, this'll work.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Player Makes Choice"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|{{*}}sigh* Let's do it...
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh* Why not...
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}sigh* Just breathe...
|Playa - Male 1  |{{*}}sigh* Here we go...
|Playa - Male 2  |{{*}}sigh* Fuck it...
|Playa - Male 3  |{{*}}sigh* Only one thing to do...
|Nolan North               |{{*}}sigh* Here we go...
}} }}

{{quote|Ours is not to reason why.  Ours is but to do or die.  Make your choice.|Zinyak, "M06 Player Not Choosing"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Pre Mission Phonecall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Walk me through how CID is going to help us free Matt.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, how does this robot thing help us save Matt?
|Playa - Female 3|Now that we have CID we can get Miller, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, we got CID.  So... how do we use him to get Matt?
|Playa - Male 2  |You ready to pick up Matt?
|Playa - Male 3  |Okay, we powered up CID: how does that get us to Matt Miller?
|Nolan North               |All right, we got CID.  So... how do we use him to get Matt?
}}
|Phone Call|Are you really sure about this?  I mean, I know he can help, but it's... Matt Miller.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We need all the help we can get.  How do we get him?
|Playa - Female 2|Just tell me how the damn thing works.
|Playa - Female 3|We don't have a whole lotta options, do we?  Can we use the lil' floaty robot or not?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, if he can help us find the others then yes, I'm certain.  Now how does this work?
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't think now's the time to be picky.  How do we save him?
|Playa - Male 3  |Earth's gone Kinzie, we take what we can get.  So how does this work?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, if he can help us find the others then yes, I'm certain.  Now how does this work?
}}
|Phone Call|Well, I give CID the proper cypher to connect to Matt's personal simulation and he opens a gateway.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This should be fucking adventure...
|Playa - Female 2|Hope this works.  Let's do it.
|Playa - Female 3|Here goes nothing...
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, let's go get the kid then.
|Playa - Male 2  |Right on, let's do it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's go save a hacker.
|Nolan North               |All right, let's go get the kid then.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Return To Regular Tank"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh thank god...
|Playa - Female 2|That's better...
|Playa - Female 3|Now we're talkin...
|Playa - Male 1  |Finally...
|Playa - Male 2  |Thank you...
|Playa - Male 3  |Much better...
|Nolan North               |Finally...
}}
|Kinzie|There should be three data towers controlling the security to Matt's prison.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Finally, I get to just blow shit up...
|Playa - Female 2|This is the usual wanton destruction part, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Nothing fancy, just blow 'em up, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |And I just blow this thing up, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |Bout time I get to cause some property damage...
|Playa - Male 3  |Just take it out, right?
|Nolan North               |And I just blow this thing up, right?
}}
|Kinzie|Well I wouldn't want you to go outside your comfort zone.
}}

{{quote|So will you choose a path to extinction?|Zinyak, "M06 Show First Choice"}}

{{quote|Or will you sacrifice yourself as a savior?|Zinyak, "M06 Show Second Choice"}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Taunt After First Tower"
|Zinyak|I must say, I am amused at this attempt to save a man who tried to kill you once. Hahaha...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Three times Zinyak, try to keep up.
|Playa - Female 2|It was really more like 3 times...
|Playa - Female 3|Eh, what's a little attempted murder between friends...
|Playa - Male 1  |Actually twice.  No, three times.
|Playa - Male 2  |I've worked with worse.
|Playa - Male 3  |Three times actually.
|Nolan North               |Actually twice.  No, three times.
}}
|Zinyak|All the same, what is it you hope to accomplish?  Mr. Miller is beyond your help.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We'll see about that.
|Playa - Female 2|The only person beyond help is you, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 3|Sweetie, you should know by now, no one ever tells me what I can or can't do.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then what do you care if I try?
|Playa - Male 2  |What I hope to accomplish is to put a bullet in your fucking head.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't worry about Matt. Worry about yourself.
|Nolan North               |Then what do you care if I try?
}}
|Zinyak|Eh, very well.  Your futile attempts do entertain me after all.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Computer"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wow, this brings back memories... it was total bullshit that you could only carry 200 pounds of bison meat.  Wait, is that Matt?
|Playa - Female 2|Mon Dieu, not this again...wait, is that Matthew?
|Playa - Female 3|I miss Mavis...  Wait, is that Matt?
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, it's like my childhood.  Wait, is that Matt?
|Playa - Male 2  |Every time I used a computer like that someone died of dysentery.  Whoa, wait, hold up, is that Matt?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well...at least there's pictures this time. Wait, is that Matt?
|Nolan North               |Whoa, it's like my childhood.  Wait, is that Matt?
}}
|Zinyak|Trapped in technology he doesn't understand, in a cyber world he can't control.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, stay calm...I'll get you out...
|Playa - Female 2|Stay strong Matthew, I'm coming.
|Playa - Female 3|It's okay Matt, you'll be out soon...
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry Matt, I'll get you out.
|Playa - Male 2  |No one fucks with Miller but me.  Zinyak, you're gonna pay for this.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll get you out, Matt...
|Nolan North               |Don't worry Matt, I'll get you out.
}}
|Zinyak|Without Ms. Kensington, very doubtful.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Island"
|Playa|Is this the island that pirate came from?
|Zinyak|Must you continue to display your plebeian intelligence?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yes?
|Playa - Female 2|It's not my fault your virtual prison deals in vagaries.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't you get all upset because your story doesn't make a damn bit of sense...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ouch.  Guess I'm hitting a nerve.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit man, just asking a question.
|Playa - Male 3  |I thought we were bonding.
|Nolan North               |Ouch.  Guess I'm hitting a nerve.
}}
|Zinyak|I tire of this.  Deal with her on your own.  Ta ta.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I can deal with anything you throw at me, buddy....
|Playa - Female 2|I thought this island was deserted, no?
|Playa - Female 3|Wait what are you-aww hell...
|Playa - Male 1  |Deal with who?
|Playa - Male 2  |Who else is here?
|Playa - Male 3  |That doesn't sound good...
|Nolan North               |Deal with who?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Killbane"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is bad...
|Playa - Female 2|Eddie...
|Playa - Female 3|Where's Angel when you need him...
|Playa - Male 1  |What the fuck...
|Playa - Male 2  |Killbane...
|Playa - Male 3  |Was wondering when you were going to show up, Killbane...
|Nolan North               |What the fuck...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Matt Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on Matt...stand up for yourself!
|Playa - Female 2|Don't give up Matthew!
|Playa - Female 3|You can do this, Matt!
|Playa - Male 1  |Sorry Matt, but this is something you need to do.
|Playa - Male 2  |You can do it Matt!
|Playa - Male 3  |You can fight him Matt!
|Nolan North               |Sorry Matt, but this is something you need to do.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Matt Hits"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He's like an English honey badger...
|Playa - Female 2|Come on Matthew!
|Playa - Female 3|That boy is scrappy...
|Playa - Male 1  |See, you can do this, Matt!
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck him up!
|Playa - Male 3  |Give him hell, Matt!
|Nolan North               |See, you can do this, Matt!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Matt Hurt"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|{{*}}winces* That's not good...
|Playa - Female 2|Euck....
|Playa - Female 3|My bad...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ouch, sorry about that one.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh!
|Playa - Male 3  |This thing's taking a turn...
|Nolan North               |Ouch, sorry about that one.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Matt Wins"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You did it Matt!
|Playa - Female 2|I didn't know you had it in you, Matthew...
|Playa - Female 3|Well I'll be damned...
|Playa - Male 1  |Way to go, Matt!
|Playa - Male 2  |Holy shit... you won.
|Playa - Male 3  |I knew you could do it!
|Nolan North               |Way to go, Matt!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Phone"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right, pick up the phone and dial yourself out, Matt.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay Matthew, you should be able to pull yourself out of the simulation now...
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, hope you're ready to see the real world...
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, just pick up the phone and we'll get you out of there, Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, it's time for you to pick up the phone and see the real world...
|Playa - Male 3  |Time to get outta this hell hole, Matt.
|Nolan North               |All right, just pick up the phone and we'll get you out of there, Matt.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Poe"
|Zinyak|Ah yes, I'm quite proud of this one.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why?  What is it?
|Playa - Female 2|So this is...
|Playa - Female 3|I give up, what is it?
|Playa - Male 1  |What am I looking at?
|Playa - Male 2  |What is this?
|Playa - Male 3  |This is what exactly?
|Nolan North               |What am I looking at?
}}
|Zinyak|Terror as personified by your literary culture.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A dead pirate with a black parrot?
|Playa - Female 2|A dead pirate with a black parrot?
|Playa - Female 3|A dead pirate with a black parrot?
|Playa - Male 1  |A dead pirate with a black parrot?
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't understand, it's a dead pirate with a black parrot?
|Playa - Male 3  |A dead pirate with a black parrot?
|Nolan North               |A dead pirate with a black parrot?
}}
|Zinyak|It's a raven.
|Playa|Why does the pirate have a raven?
|Zinyak|{{*}}sigh*
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Space"
|Zinyak|Behold my empire.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wow.  Empty space and a purple star.
|Playa - Female 2|Eh.
|Playa - Female 3|A rock and a gas giant?
|Playa - Male 1  |Not very big.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not gonna lie, I was expecting something a bit more impressive.
|Playa - Male 3  |Not a whole lot to behold...
|Nolan North               |Not very big.
}}
|Zinyak|This is but a glimpse of what I have conquered.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Text Adventure Woman"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus Christ Zinyak, are you 13?
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, I wasn't expecting that.
|Playa - Female 3|Cute loin cloth.
|Playa - Male 1  |Um... hi...
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh yeah... Matt had it REAL bad...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, hellooo...
|Nolan North               |Um... hi...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M06 Third Tower Arrive"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Last tower, then we grab Matt...
|Playa - Female 2|At the last one... this will be quick
|Playa - Female 3|The last tower will be down in no time...
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, last tower's going down.
|Playa - Male 2  |Last tower...time to tear this bitch down.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, I'm at the last tower...let's finish this.
|Nolan North               |All right, last tower's going down.
}}
|Zinyak|Oh, I don't think it should be THAT easy for you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Top Down Tank 3 Tanks"
|Kinzie|Could it be as simple as "3 D"?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|DON'T YOU DARE HIT ENTER KINZIE!
|Playa - Female 2|NO SPACE! NO SPACE!
|Playa - Female 3|KINZIE NO!
|Playa - Male 1  |NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T PUT IN A SPACE!
|Playa - Male 2  |DON'T HIT ENTER!
|Playa - Male 3  |TAKE THE SPACE OUT!
|Nolan North               |NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T PUT IN A SPACE!
}}
|Kinzie|Oops, sorry, finger slipped.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Top Down Tank Bikes"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just throwing this out there, I don't want to be staring at the ground for the rest of my life.
|Playa - Female 2|I could use a little help here Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 3|You gonna gimmie a hand or what?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, you gonna fix this or what?
|Playa - Male 2  |Anytime you wanna fix this Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, fix this!
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, you gonna fix this or what?
}}
|Kinzie|I'm trying, but I'm not used to the code they're using.  Gimme a second.
}}

{{dialogue|"M06 Top Down Tank Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This brings back memories.
|Playa - Female 2|Merde.
|Playa - Female 3|Here we go again...
|Playa - Male 1  |Aw hell, not again...
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me, not again...
|Playa - Male 3  |Tanks. Of course.
|Nolan North               |Aw hell, not again...
}}
|Kinzie|Dammit, the camera's screwed up.  You'll just have to deal with it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fucking 80s...
|Playa - Female 2|Yeah yeah... retro chic, I get it.
|Playa - Female 3|Nothin' I can't handle, sugar...
|Playa - Male 1  |At least this ain't my first time at the top-down tank rodeo.
|Playa - Male 2  |Easy for you to say, you're not dealing with the top down bullshit.
|Playa - Male 3  |What a surprise...
|Nolan North               |At least this ain't my first time at the top-down tank rodeo.
}} }}

{{quote|He's made the tower invulnerable!  Hang on, I'll find a work around.|Kinzie, "M06 Tower Invulnerable"}}


M07 - Matt's Back[]

{{dialogue|"M07 Ambush Nag"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can you work a little faster Matt?
|Playa - Female 2|Can't you speed things up?
|Playa - Female 3|We don't have all day, Matt!
|Playa - Male 1  |You done yet?
|Playa - Male 2  |Anytime you wanna wrap up is cool with me, Matt!
|Playa - Male 3  |What's taking so long, Matt?
|Nolan North               |You done yet?
}}
|Matt Miller|You worry about your job and let me do mine!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Bash Door"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I know hacking's out, but there has to be another way through this door...
|Playa - Female 2|If we can't hack it, how do we get through the door?
|Playa - Female 3|You have any bright ideas on how to get through this door, or am I just using brute force?
|Playa - Male 1  |If you can't hack the doors and I don't exactly have fingers, how do I open them?
|Playa - Male 2  |Girl, you gotta help me out here: you're not hacking.  This thing doesn't have fingers...the fuck am I getting this door open?
|Playa - Male 3  |I found a bigger door, now what?
|Nolan North               |If you can't hack the doors and I don't exactly have fingers, how do I open them?
}}
|Kinzie|Brute force works.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Big Crashes"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ah shit!
|Playa - Female 2|Curses...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh my!
|Playa - Male 1  |Woah!
|Playa - Male 2  |Aw fuck.
|Playa - Male 3  |Aw, bloody hell!
|Nolan North               |Woah!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Big Ship"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Welllll shit.
|Playa - Female 2|Wow that's big...
|Playa - Female 3|We're gonna need a bigger boat...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit, we woke mama!
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh, COME ON!
|Playa - Male 3  |That's not good.
|Nolan North               |Oh shit, we woke mama!
}}
|Playa|Shit. Wh-what's it doing, Kinzie?
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Big Ship Disappears"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie...where is that giant ship?
|Playa - Female 2|Where's the ship, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Wait, where did that ship go?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where--where's the big ship, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where did that ship go?
|Playa - Male 3  |Whoa-whoa-whoa, where did that thing go?
|Nolan North               |Wha-whoa... where's the big ship, Kinzie?
}}
|Kinzie|I'm not sure!
}}

{{quote|Hey, remember that big ship you were asking about?|Kinzie, "M07 Big Ship is"}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Broken Pod"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Something happened here, one of the pods is broken...
|Playa - Female 2|Looks like one of the pods are broken...
|Playa - Female 3|It looks like one of the pods is broken...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit. One of the pods is broken.
|Playa - Male 2  |One of the pods is broken...
|Playa - Male 3  |I got a broken pod here, Kinzie...
|Nolan North               |Oh shit. One of the pods is broken.
}}
|Kinzie|Any chance that's the one Matt was in?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Maybe. Hard to tell...
|Playa - Female 2|It'd make sense sense...
|Playa - Female 3|No idea...
|Playa - Male 1  |They didn't really label these things, Kinzie. But I hope so.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck if I know, it's not like someone left a note...
|Playa - Male 3  |Was hoping you would know that...
|Nolan North               |They didn't really label these things, Kinzie. But I hope so.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Call for Pickup"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The hell are you, Kinzie?!
|Playa - Female 2|Where are you Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Please tell me you're close, Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, tell me you're close.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, where you at?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, we need that pick up, where are you?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, tell me you're close.
}}
|Kinzie|I'm close.
|Kinzie|I'm also lying. But I'll be there as soon as I can.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 CoOp Turrets 01"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That all you got!
|Playa - Female 2|Come on!
|Playa - Female 3|You want some too?
|Playa - Male 1  |Boom! Oh hell yeah!
|Playa - Male 2  |Woo!
|Playa - Male 3  |maniacal laughter
|Nolan North               |Boom! Oh ho, hell yeah!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's right!
|Playa - Female 2|Another one down...
|Playa - Female 3|Done and done.
|Playa - Male 1  |Done and done.
|Playa - Male 2  |Send as many as you want Zinyak...
|Playa - Male 3  |Got another one!
|Nolan North               |I could do this all day...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 CoOp Turrets 02"
|Matt Miller|Protect the ship!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No backseat gunning, Matt!
|Playa - Female 2|Clever plan, Matthew...
|Playa - Female 3|Why didn't I think of that sooner...
|Playa - Male 1  |You're not helping, Matt!
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks for clearing that up Matt.
|Playa - Male 3  |What does it look like I'm doing?
|Nolan North               |You're not helping, Matt!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 CoOp Turrets 03"
|Playa|How close are we, Kinzie?
|Kinzie|Not close enough!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Dead End"
|Kinzie|Okay, I think we lost it. I'm in front of a passageway. I'll need a minute to open the door...
|Kinzie|...oh crap.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Defense Nag"
|Matt Miller|Defend me already!
|Matt Miller|I can't finish this if I'm dead, you know!
|Matt Miller|Clear the room!
|Matt Miller|Keep them off me!
|Matt Miller|Shit shit shit shit shit!
|Matt Miller|Where the hell is Kinzie?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keep your head down Miller!
|Playa - Female 2|Miller! Stay down!
|Playa - Female 3|Take cover, Matt!
|Playa - Male 1  |Stay down, Matt!
|Playa - Male 2  |Look out, Matt!
|Playa - Male 3  |Stay close to me, Matt!
|Nolan North               |Matt, stay down!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|They keep coming!
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, where are you...
|Playa - Female 3|Damn it, Kinzie hurry up!
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, shit's getting hairy. Get here now.
|Playa - Male 2  |We need that pick up...
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't know how much longer I can hold out, Kinzie!
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, shit's getting hairy. Get here now.
}}
|Matt Miller|We're gonna die here! I know it!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We can't last much longer Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|We can't hold out much longer...
|Playa - Female 3|Come on Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, you need to get here...
|Playa - Male 2  |The fuck are you Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |Damn it Kinzie where are you?!
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, you need to get here...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Dueling Turrets 01"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|C'mon Matt, you play video games, shouldn't you be good at this?
|Playa - Female 2|Miller, are you going to let me do all the work?
|Playa - Female 3|I didn't save you so you could watch me do all the heavy lifting...
|Playa - Male 1  |I pulled your ass out of prison, Matt, the least you can do is help protect the ship!
|Playa - Male 2  |Try to keep up, Matt!
|Playa - Male 3  |Ya know Matt, it helps when you actually hit the ships...
|Nolan North               |I pulled your ass out of prison, Matt, the least you can do is help protect the ship!
}}
|Matt Miller|PLEASE. If your aim was any worse, you'd be shooting yourself!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Dueling Turrets 02"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can't wait to tell Keith about this later...
|Playa - Female 2|It's not every day you get to kill aliens with Keith David, no?
|Playa - Female 3|Pick it up Matt, you don't wanna dissapoint Keith David...
|Playa - Male 1  |If you can't handle things, Matt, I'm sure Keith David would love a crack at this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't fuck up Matt, Keith's watching you...
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey Matt, you still have your man crush on Keith David?
|Nolan North               |You know, if you can't handle things, Matt, I'm sure Keith David would love a crack at this. He's a movie star, Matt!
}}
|Matt Miller|That is MISTER Keith David to you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Dueling Turrets 03"
|Matt Miller|Look at us: Killing everything in sight. Is this what being a sociopath feels like?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's not really sociopathic if they're trying to kill you...
|Playa - Female 2|No Matthew...this is what being alive feels like...
|Playa - Female 3|Yep.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah. Pretty much.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sorry Matt, I was busy thrill killing, what did you say?
|Playa - Male 3  |Welcome to the club, Matt...
|Nolan North               |Yeah. Pretty much.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Found Matt"
|Matt Miller|Get away from me... I mean it!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt.  Don't hurt me.  Please.  I'm a friend.
|Playa - Female 2|Miller, it's me!
|Playa - Female 3|You got a little more talent than I would have expected Mr. Miller...
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, Matt, relax. It's me!
|Playa - Male 2  |I was hoping you'd find some pants Matt.
|Playa - Male 3  |Easy there Matt, it's me...
|Nolan North               |Whoa, Matt, relax. It's me!
}}
|Matt Miller|About time I was rescued!
|Matt Miller|Oh! You wouldn't believe what they have--but I didn't realize they had robots!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can you believe Kinzie keeps calling this thing power armor?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie keeps insiting it's power armor...
|Playa - Female 3|THANK YOU!  It's nice to have someone not jibber jabbing about it being power armor all the time...
|Playa - Male 1  |See, this IS a robot. THANK YOU. Kinzie was all "this is power armor" not...
|Playa - Male 2  |That's what I'm saying!  Kinzie's trying to call this shit power armor...
|Playa - Male 3  |I KNEW it was a robot!  Kinzie's  been on my case about it being "power armor"
|Nolan North               |Thank you! This IS a robot. Kinzie was all "this is power armor" not...
}}
|Kinzie|Soooo not a robot.
|Kinzie|If you two are done talking toys, can we focus on getting Matt onto the ship.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right, let's meet up with Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|Let's go Matthew...
|Playa - Female 3|Come on Matt, let's get outta here...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie's gonna pick us up. I'm walking you out of here, Matt. Stay close and stay away from dying.
|Playa - Male 2  |Stay close Matt, let's get you outta here...
|Playa - Male 3  |All right Matt: try not to die.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie's gonna pick us up. I'm walking you out of here, Matt. So stay close and stay away from dying.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Got a Robot"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|God I've wanted to kill someone with a robot for so long...
|Playa - Female 2|They said I was mad for wanting to replace the secret service with robots...I was just being a futurist...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh sweet, sweet, robot...I'm never letting you go...
|Playa - Male 1  |I GOT A ROBOT!
|Playa - Male 2  |Why'd we wait this long to have a robot?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Every president needs one of these...
|Nolan North               |I GOT A ROBOT!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I can't wait to show this thing to Pierce...
|Playa - Female 2|It's like a fever dream...a beautiful robot filled fever dream...
|Playa - Female 3|All those times I thought I was depressed, I probably just needed to kill someone with a mech suit...
|Playa - Male 1  |Six-year old me is so jealous right now.
|Playa - Male 2  |This is what I dreamed of when I was in 3rd grade...only I was killing a lot fewer people in my 3rd grade dream.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is so much cooler than Marine 1
|Nolan North               |Six-year old me is so jealous right now.
}} }}

{{quote|Oh! I have an idea!|Kinzie, "M07 Got an"}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Kinzie Arrives"
|Kinzie|I'm here! Get to me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We gotta move, Matt!
|Playa - Female 2|She's here, let's go!
|Playa - Female 3|Make a break for it, Matt!
|Playa - Male 1  |The ship's at the platform, Matt! Get to it!
|Playa - Male 2  |Get to the ship!
|Playa - Male 3  |Our rides here, let's move!
|Nolan North               |Matt! There's the ship! Get to it!
}}
|Kinzie|Get on! Quickly!
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Manning Turrets Alone"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, take the other gun!
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, we need to defend the ship!
|Playa - Female 3|Don't just stand there, get in the turret!
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt! Take the other turret!
|Playa - Male 2  |Get in the turret Matt!
|Playa - Male 3  |We need to man the turrets, Matt!
|Nolan North               |Matt! Take the other turret!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Manning Turrets CoOp"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's do this.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's do this.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's do this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's do this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's do this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's do this.
|Nolan North               |Let's do this. Ha HA it's like in a movie... and shit.
}} }}

{{quote|Aaaaah!|Matt Miller, "M07 Matt Thrown Onto"}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Mech Needs Guns"
|Matt Miller|What kind of firepower does that mech have?
|Playa|Kinzie said the guns are missing...stuff.
|Matt Miller|Ha! Typical. Give me a moment to find the parts.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We got more zin!
|Playa - Female 2|More Zin are coming!
|Playa - Female 3|We got company!
|Playa - Male 1  |Here they come.
|Playa - Male 2  |Show me what you got...
|Playa - Male 3  |Incoming!
|Nolan North               |Here they come.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whoops.
|Playa - Female 2|That didn't sound too good...
|Playa - Female 3|Damn it!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oof! That landing could have been softer.
|Playa - Male 2  |It supposed to make that noise?
|Playa - Male 3  |This thing takes some getting used to, huh...
|Nolan North               |Oof! That landing could have been softer.
}}
|Kinzie|Are you breaking my power armor?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No?
|Playa - Female 2|Yes...
|Playa - Female 3|Break is such a strong word...
|Playa - Male 1  |No. And it's not your power armor.
|Playa - Male 2  |Maybe?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kind of?
|Nolan North               |No. And it's not your power armor. What am I walking into here, Kinzie?
}}
|Kinzie|If you do damage the power armor, you can find repair kits in some of the storage crates.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Near Matt Pod"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Almost to Matt...
|Playa - Female 2|Hang on Matthew...I'm almost there...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm close...I can feel it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh. I think I'm getting close.
|Playa - Male 2  |I gotta be close...
|Playa - Male 3  |I think I'm coming up on Matt
|Nolan North               |Oh. I think I'm getting close.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Oh Look Aliens"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is gonna be fun...
|Playa - Female 2|Oh look. Aliens.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's see what this baby can do...
|Playa - Male 1  |And there are the alien guards.
|Playa - Male 2  |More Zin!
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on you alien bastards!
|Nolan North               |Uh oh, company.
}}
|Kinzie|You take care of what's there and I'll make sure they don't alert the others.
}}

{{quote|They're on our tail. Get to the turrets!|Kinzie, "M07 On Board"}}

{{quote|I've homed in on the general area of Matt's pod. When you're ready to get him, come see me.|Phone Call, "M07 Pre Mission"}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Prison Enter"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't suppose you got a way to fit this robot through the door, do you?
|Playa - Female 2|This robot isn't getting through the door, what can you do about it, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Can't get through this door... Kinzie; time for you to do your magic.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie. My mech is too big for the door. Can you do something?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, how the hell am I supposed to get this thing through the door?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, can you get this thing through the door?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie. My mech is too big for the door. Can you do something?
}}
|Kinzie|Ugh, oh my god. This is the real world. I can't just waggle my fingers and oh look Kinzie you weave worlds like a goddess with a brush...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just asking...
|Playa - Female 2|A simple "no" would have worked...
|Playa - Female 3|Touchy...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll find another door.
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay, okay...I'll figure something out...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm guessing that's a "no".
|Nolan North               |Fine, I'll find another door.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 React to Environment"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Tell me more about the guns on this thing...
|Playa - Female 2|So what can these gun arms do?
|Playa - Female 3|These guns have to be able to do some serious damage, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Man, look at the guns on this thing.
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't wait to use the guns on this bad boy...
|Playa - Male 3  |All right, the gun arms aren't there for show...what can they do?
|Nolan North               |Man, look at the guns on this thing.
}}
|Kinzie|Oh, um, I didn't have time to get them working so--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pretty lame, Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|Really?
|Playa - Female 3|For real?
|Playa - Male 1  |No guns? You're killing me, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Are you fucking kidding me?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh fuck me.
|Nolan North               |What... no guns? You're killing me, Kinzie.
}}
|Kinzie|I found you power armor! The guns are just missing...stuff.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Second"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|These guys aren't letting up!
|Playa - Female 2|Be careful Matthew!
|Playa - Female 3|We got more Zin!
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, get down! Here come some more!
|Playa - Male 2  |More are coming!
|Playa - Male 3  |Incoming!
|Nolan North               |Matt, get down! Here come some more!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Seeing Pods"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|God, there must me thousands...Kinze, are there people in all of those?
|Playa - Female 2|Oh my God...are there people in there?
|Playa - Female 3|Those things all have people in them, don't they...
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit. Are there humans in all of these pods?
|Playa - Male 2  |All those things are full of people, aren't they...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie...are are those pods full of people?
|Nolan North               |Holy shit. Are there humans in all of these pods?
}}
|Kinzie|Maybe but I don't think the Zin abduct humans exclusively.
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Ship No Dents"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How do I kill this thing, Kinzie?!
|Playa - Female 2|Nothing's working Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 3|I don't even think I'm denting it...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm not even scratching it!
|Playa - Male 2  |What's it take to kill this thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |Why won't this thing die?!
|Nolan North               |I'm not even scratching it!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Shoot Shoot Yay"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Thanks for getting these guns online, Matt!
|Playa - Female 2|Nowwww we're talking...
|Playa - Female 3|Whooo!
|Playa - Male 1  |Ah yeah! This is what I'm talking about.
|Playa - Male 2  |This is so much better than blunt trauma...
|Playa - Male 3  |{{*}}crazed laughter*
|Nolan North               |Ah yeah! This is what I'm talking about.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|COME ON!
|Playa - Female 2|I love it!
|Playa - Female 3|Subtlety is so overrated...
|Playa - Male 1  |Bap-bap-bap! Bap-bap-bap!
|Playa - Male 2  |I want one of these for everyday use...
|Playa - Male 3  |YOU ALIEN BUGGERS ARE DEAD!
|Nolan North               |Bap-bap-bap! Bap-bap-bap!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This thing is tearing them apart!
|Playa - Female 2|Yes...YES!
|Playa - Female 3|Things are finally looking up!
|Playa - Male 1  |Man, robots have the best guns!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm unstoppable!
|Playa - Male 3  |God I love robots with guns...
|Nolan North               |Man, robots have the best guns!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Shoot the Panel"
|Kinzie|Okay, get ready!
|Kinzie|Shoot the panel on the left!
|Kinzie|I mean the right! The right!
|Playa|KINZIE.
|Kinzie|Sorry! I'm facing the other way!
}}

{{quote|We can't hurt it. Hold on, I need to lose it.|Kinzie, "M07 Taking a Hard"}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Weapon Attach"
|Matt Miller|This will be much different than any other weapon you're used to...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's a gun arm Matt.  I think I can figure it out.
|Playa - Female 2|Shhh don't ruin this by talking.
|Playa - Female 3|Honey...it's a gun.  I get it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't oversell it. It's a gun, Matt. I got it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, I'm sure it's real fancy gun Matt...
|Playa - Male 3  |I think I know how to use a gun, Matt.
|Nolan North               |It's a gun, Matt. Don't oversell it. I got this.
}}
|Matt Miller|It's more than just a gun...
}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Weapon Complete"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Be right there.
|Playa - Female 2|Well done, Matthew...
|Playa - Female 3|Now we're talkin....
|Playa - Male 1  |All right. Let's get to Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good job Matt.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right on...
|Nolan North               |All right. Let's get to Kinzie.
}} }}

{{quote|I have the parts! Get to me and I'll set you up.|Matt Miller, "M07 Weapon"}}

{{dialogue|"M07 Weapon Fail"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The fuck aren't the guns working Matt!
|Playa - Female 2|Why did the guns stop working?!
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, I need you to fix these guns!
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt! The guns stopped working!
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt!  The guns aren't working!
|Playa - Male 3  |The gun's jammed or something!
|Nolan North               |Matt! The guns stopped working!
}}
|Matt Miller|I did what I could! I can't really fix it right now!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus christ...
|Playa - Female 2|Damn it!
|Playa - Female 3|Fuck me...
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Of course you can't...that'd be too easy.
|Nolan North               |Fuck.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M07 Your Captain Speaking"
|Kinzie|I'm gonna get us to a safe spot. Hang on.
|Kinzie|The Zin are everywhere. Stay alert!
|Kinzie|Okay, I'm nearing...something.
}}


M08 - De Plane Boss[]

{{dialogue|"M08 Arrive At Club"
|Kinzie|Boss, are you there?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, I'm here.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, thank god.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, but I'm sure not enjoying it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I'm still here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah.  I'm here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yes, and I think Shaundi's close by.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, I'm still here.
}}
|Kinzie|Hold on, why are you in a nightclub?  What happened to the plane?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Turns out it's not Gat's nightmare, it's Shaundi's.  And I think she's here somewhere...
|Playa - Female 2|This club, the plane -- it's Shaundi's nightmare, not Johnny's.
|Playa - Female 3|It's not Gat's nightmare, it's Shaundi's.  She's here somewhere.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is Shaundi's nightmare, Kinzie.  Trust me, this is where I'm supposed to be.
|Playa - Male 2  |Turned out it's Shaundi's nightmare. She's around here somewhere.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll explain soon enough.  Just help me find Shaundi.
|Nolan North               |This is Shaundi's nightmare, Kinzie.  Trust me, this is where I'm supposed to be.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Begin Nightmare Section"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is gonna suck...
|Playa - Female 2|Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
|Playa - Female 3|Not gonna make this easy, are you?
|Playa - Male 1  |This can't be good...
|Playa - Male 2  |Plane was fucked up enough to begin with...
|Playa - Male 3  |From bad to worse...
|Nolan North               |This can't be good...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Cannot Open Door"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, can you unlock this thing?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, the door is stuck...
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, why won't the door open?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, the door won't open...
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, the door's jammed!
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, the door's jammed.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, the door won't open...
}}
|Kinzie|I don't understand...
|Zinyak|Oh, is something the matter?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, you son of a bitch...
|Playa - Female 2|Not for long.
|Playa - Female 3|I am so going to kill you...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh fuck you...
|Playa - Male 2  |Son of a bitch...
|Playa - Male 3  |Bastard...
|Nolan North               |Oh fuck you...
}}
|Zinyak|Poor Johnny is on the other side of that door... and you can't even muster the courage to open it.  He's going to die.  Alone.  And none of his friends will even get to see the body to bury him.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Comment On Morningstar"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|God I hate these assholes.
|Playa - Female 2|These assholes make my skin scrawl.
|Playa - Female 3|Hoped I'd never see these guys again.
|Playa - Male 1  |God I hate these Morningstar assholes.
|Playa - Male 2  |Morningstars.  I hate these assholes.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'd like to shoot your damn tailor.
|Nolan North               |God I hate these Morningstar assholes.
}} }}

{{quote|There, the new gun is in.|Kinzie, "M08 Disintegration Gun In"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 DJVC Clones Taunting"
|DJVC|How're you gonna stop me now?
|DJVC|You're not leaving me, Shaundi.
|DJVC|Just die!
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 DJVC"
|Shaundi SR2|Ah... Little help here!
|Shaundi SR2|Get this creep away from me!
|Shaundi SR2|I thought you forgot about me!
|Shaundi SR2|Just get me outta here!
|Shaundi SR2|Thank god you're here!
}}

{{quote|You think you can take her from me?|DJVC, "M08 DJVC Sees Player"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 DJVC Start Anim"
|DJVC|You're not going anywhere.
|Shaundi SR2|Use the stun gun!
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Door Voice Player"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Lies.  Not one of us thinks this stuff.
|Playa - Female 2|Stop it.  No one thinks this about you.
|Playa - Female 3|Where's this crap coming from?  No one believes that.
|Playa - Male 1  |Nobody thinks these things.
|Playa - Male 2  |Bullshit, Shaundi.  No one thinks this stuff.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi, please.  Not one of our crew thinks these things.
|Nolan North               |Nobody thinks these things.
}}
|Shaundi|Of course they do.  Everyone always carries me through everything.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|C'mon, you always pull your weight. *pauses* Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 2|Not true, Shaundi. *pauses* Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 3|That ain't so, Shaundi. *pauses* Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, that's not true... Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi, please. *pauses* Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi, that's rubbish. *pauses* Shaundi?
|Nolan North               |Shaundi, that's not true. *pauses* Shaundi?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Final Plane Door Open"
|Shaundi SR2|What the hell is going on here?  Hey, get off me!
|Shaundi|What the hell is going on here?  Hey, get off me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi...?  Where are you?
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi?  You sound strange.
|Playa - Female 3|Hang on... Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 1  |Wait... Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi...that you?
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi?  You okay?
|Nolan North               |Wait... Shaundi?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Gat 1st PA"
|Johnny Gat|Attention passangers this is your new captain speaking... our updated flight plan has us landing in Stilwater.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's Johnny.
|Playa - Female 2|That's Johnny's voice--!
|Playa - Female 3|That's him.
|Playa - Male 1  |See, I knew Gat was here.
|Playa - Male 2  |I knew it. That's Gat.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'd know that voice anywhere.
|Nolan North               |See, I knew Gat was here.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Gat 2nd PA"
|Johnny Gat|I'd like to remind all passengers to remain seated and enjoy the flight.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hang tough, brother, I'm coming.
|Playa - Female 2|I promise, my friend, I am coming for you.
|Playa - Female 3|We are leaving together, Johnny.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't worry buddy, I'm coming for you.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm not leaving without you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Johnny, we're getting you out of here.
|Nolan North               |Don't worry buddy, I'm coming.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Gat 3rd PA"
|Johnny Gat|I hope you're moving fast, this door isn't gonna hold much longer...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Almost there.
|Playa - Female 2|Here I come.
|Playa - Female 3|Not much further.
|Playa - Male 1  |Almost there, Johnny.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm close.
|Playa - Male 3  |Getting closer, mate.
|Nolan North               |Almost there, Johnny.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Go After Shaundi"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, can you locate Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, where did Shaundi go?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, did he hurt Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, what happened to Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, is Shaundi okay?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, where's Shaundi?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, what happened to Shaundi?
}}
|Kinzie|I don't know, it's like she's... everywhere.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I swear, if Zinyak hurt her...
|Playa - Female 2|She needs help.
|Playa - Female 3|Dammit, help me find her.
|Playa - Male 1  |I've gotta find her.
|Playa - Male 2  |I have to find her.
|Playa - Male 3  |If that alien prick did something to her...
|Nolan North               |I've gotta find her.
}}
|Zinyak|This should be... entertaining.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Heading to Dance Floor"
|Shaundi SR2|Cut it out!
|Kinzie|Who's that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's a voice I haven't heard in ages...
|Playa - Female 2|I have to get down there.
|Playa - Female 3|I hear her.
|Playa - Male 1  |I better get down there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hang on a minute.
|Playa - Male 3  |Just a minute, Kinzie...
|Nolan North               |I better get down there.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Hit With Stun"
|DJVC|Ahh-aaagh!
|DJVC|Gaaargh!
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Kinzie Drops In Gun"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, a little help here?  I shoot one and two pop up--!
|Playa - Female 2|Why does shooting him make more of him?
|Playa - Female 3|This isn't right.  He just multiplies when I shoot--!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shooting them only seems to make them multiply.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shooting them just make MORE of 'em.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is no good.  I shoot one, two take his place.
|Nolan North               |Shooting them only seems to make them multiply.
}}
|Kinzie|Because they aren't being deleted.  Here, I'm hacking in a weapon that'll remove each one's code.
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Any reason my powers are gone?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie?  What happened to my powers?
|Playa - Female 3|You didn't say anything about not having powers.
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit, where're my powers?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey I don't feel my powers anymore.
|Playa - Male 3  |What is this? Where's my powers?
|Nolan North               |Dammit, where're my powers?
}}
|Kinzie|Your powers only work in your simulation.  You're on your own.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well I won't be once I find him.
|Playa - Female 2|Powers or no, I am finding my friend.
|Playa - Female 3|Whatever. I'm still coming for you, Johnny...
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine.  Well I'm not letting that stop me.  I'm coming Johnny...
|Playa - Male 2  |Still won't keep me from finding Johnny...
|Playa - Male 3  |Fair enough.  But I'm coming back with my friend.
|Nolan North               |Fine.  Well I'm not letting that stop me.  I'm coming Johnny...
}} }}

{{quote|Whoa!|Playa, "M08 Player Falls"}}

{{quote|Ooof!|Playa, "M08 Player Lands From Fall"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Player Picks Up Dis Gun"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Like hitting "delete"?
|Playa - Female 2|Good, because ONE of him is one too many...
|Playa - Female 3|I can't erase them fast enough...
|Playa - Male 1  |Hope this thing works...
|Playa - Male 2  |This thing better work...
|Playa - Male 3  |Here goes nothing.
|Nolan North               |Hope this thing works...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Pre Mission Phonecall"
|Phone Call|Okay, we have the location of the cargo plane prison, but...
|Playa|Kinzie, I don't want to hear it.
|Phone Call|Look, I'm just saying don't get your hopes up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You weren't there, Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|He has to be in there, Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 3|This isn't about false hope.  It's about the heart of the Saints...
|Playa - Male 1  |I know I'm right...
|Playa - Male 2  |I know he's on that plane...
|Playa - Male 3  |Just trust me, it's him in there...
|Nolan North               |I know I'm right...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 See DJVC and Shaundi"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Take your hands off her, Veteran Child.
|Playa - Female 2|Hands off, Veteran Child.
|Playa - Female 3|Back off, Veteran Child.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let her go, Veteran Child.
|Playa - Male 2  |Step away from her, Veteran Child.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hands to yourself, Veteran Child.
|Nolan North               |Let her go, Veteran Child.
}}
|DJVC|Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
|Kinzie|Will somebody tell me what's going on here?!
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Shaundi Convo"
|Shaundi SR2|Thanks for the help...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Long time no see, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 2|My pleasure, Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 3|What are friends for, Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 1  |Anytime, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good to see you again, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 3  |Been a while, Shaundi.
|Nolan North               |Anytime, Shaundi.
}}
|Kinzie|That... is not Shaundi.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|People change, Kinzie.  Look closer.
|Playa - Female 2|Trust me, Kinzie, this is her.
|Playa - Female 3|She hasn't worked this look in years, but...yeah.  It's her.
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, actually Kinzie, yeah this is.
|Playa - Male 2  |Believe it or not, Kinzie, it is.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is her, Kinzie.  Or it was.
|Nolan North               |Actually Kinzie, yeah this is.
}}
|Kinzie|No, something screwed up.  Shaundi doesn't act like this... she has like one emotion: pissed.
|Shaundi SR2|This girl needs a bowl fast...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on, let's get you out of here.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's just get out of here.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't worry, Kinzie.  I'll explain when we get back.
|Playa - Male 1  |It's fine.  Just move on.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll explain later.  Let's go, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's go upstairs and sort this out.
|Nolan North               |It's fine.  Let's move on.
}}
|Zinyak|Not yet my friends, I think Veteran Child deserves a second chance with our fair Jezebel.   Maybe several chances...
}}

{{quote|It was on this plane where Shaundi and I lost our best friend.  Johnny Gat helped found the Saints originally, and Shaundi looked up to him ever since she joined.  He sacrificed himself to save us.  Now I want our friend back.|Playa, "M08 Shaundi Flashback"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Shaundi SR2 End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Now if I could only delete his smell.
|Playa - Female 2|You know what else?  He was a shitty D.J.
|Playa - Female 3|It still stinks like him in here.
|Playa - Male 1  |Maybe this time he'll stay dead.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's just like him to go up in a puff.
|Playa - Male 3  |Good riddance to bad hair.
|Nolan North               |Maybe this time he'll stay dead.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Shaundi VC Clone Fight"
|Playa|That's a lot of Veteran Children.
|Kinzie|Veteran Childs. Proper plurals take singular construction.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, is this -really- the time?
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, is this -really- the time?
|Playa - Female 3|Okay, is this -really- the time?
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, ya'know, is this REALLY the time?
|Playa - Male 2  |Seriously, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |You're giving me an English lesson?
|Nolan North               |Okay, is this -really- the time?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 Single DJVC Taunting"
|DJVC|She's mine, you hear me!
|DJVC|I'm not letting you take her!
|DJVC|You can't kill me, I'm triple platinum!
}}

{{dialogue|"M08 Starts Again After Fall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I am so over this plane.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, this is crazy-making...
|Playa - Female 3|Okay, I'm gonna be sick...
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, that was different.
|Playa - Male 2  |This is getting old fast.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, this is not good.
|Nolan North               |Okay, that was different.
}} }}

{{quote|Use the stun gun!|Shaundi SR2, "M08 Use Stun Gun"}}

{{dialogue|"M08 World Spins"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on...
|Playa - Female 2|Mon Dieu...
|Playa - Female 3|Aw, hell...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh god...
|Playa - Male 2  |Jesus...
|Playa - Male 3  |The fuck...?
|Nolan North               |Oh god...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M08 World Stretches"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whoa, what is this, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, what is happening?
|Playa - Female 3|Whoa, something's really wrong here, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, what the fuck's going on Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, what the fuck is this?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, I might be in trouble here...
|Nolan North               |Whoa, what the fuck's going on Kinzie?
}}
|Kinzie|I don't... Boss?  Boss, are you there?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie...?  Shit...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie...?  Kinzie...?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie...?  Kinzie, answer me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie...?  Great...
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie...?  Shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie...?  Great...
|Nolan North               |Kinzie...?  Great...
}} }}


M09 - The Saints Flow[]

{{dialogue|"M09 1st Block Eye Beams"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If this ladle shot fire, it'd do everything!
|Playa - Female 2|I wish real ladles were this useful.
|Playa - Female 3|This ladle is a lot more useful than it looks.
|Playa - Male 1  |Man, this ladle does everything!
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay, this is more fun than it ought to be.
|Playa - Male 3  |Man, this ladle does everything!
|Nolan North               |Man, this ladle does everything!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 1st Hit With Eye Beams"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Try to melt my statue will you...
|Playa - Female 2|I swear I'll SCOOP those fucking eyes out!
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, I'm gonna bash you good for that!
|Playa - Male 1  |Nobody tries melting MY statue!
|Playa - Male 2  |DO NOT fuck with my statue!
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't you dare melt my statue, Paul!
|Nolan North               |Nobody tries melting MY statue!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 1st Stomp Coming"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Aw shit...
|Playa - Female 2|What is it...?
|Playa - Female 3|Uh-oh...
|Playa - Male 1  |What the...?
|Playa - Male 2  |What's it...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Aw, no...
|Nolan North               |What the...?
}}
|Pierce|Look out!
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 1st Weapon Area"
|Pierce|Load up over there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the hell was that noise, Pierce?
|Playa - Female 2|What was that noise, Pierce?
|Playa - Female 3|You mind telling me what that noise was?
|Playa - Male 1  |Um, what the hell was that noise I heard?
|Playa - Male 2  |You mind explaining that noise I heard?
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce. What was that noise?
|Nolan North               |Um, what the hell was that noise I heard?
}}
|Pierce|You don't want to know.  But we'll need more guns.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the fuck's going on, Pierce?
|Playa - Female 2|What exactly are we dealing with here?
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, what's happening?
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, buddy, what's going on?
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce, what's going on, man?
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce, you're holding out on me.
|Nolan North               |Pierce, buddy, what's going on?
}}
|Pierce|There should be more by the bar.  Let's go.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, don't you hold on me.
|Playa - Female 2|Don't you hold out on me, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|I want some fucking answers Pierce.
|Playa - Male 1  |What did you do, Pierce?
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce. What the fuck is going here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Look, if I'm gonna die here, I'd like to know why.
|Nolan North               |What did you do, Pierce?
}} }}

{{quote|Good, more guns.|Pierce, "M09 2nd Weapon Area"}}

{{dialogue|"M09 As Joe Comes To Life"
|Pierce|What the fuck is this shit? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
|Kinzie|Glad you like it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Can Damage"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Any way we can call in an air strike?
|Playa - Female 2|Seriously? Not even a dent?
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, come on!
|Playa - Male 1  |Geez, how tough is this thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit. This thing's tough...
|Playa - Male 3  |Is there a weak spot anywhere?
|Nolan North               |How tough is this thing?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|WILL YOU BLOW UP ALREADY.
|Playa - Female 2|How tough is damn can?
|Playa - Female 3|How many hits is this gonna take?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Just... blow up already!
|Playa - Male 2  |This is ridiculous!
|Playa - Male 3  |Maybe if we shook it up first...?
|Nolan North               |Just... blow up already!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Die, dammit!
|Playa - Female 2|This thing is really pissing me off...
|Playa - Female 3|Aw bless it...
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn it...
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on...
|Playa - Male 3  |For fuck's sake...
|Nolan North               |Damn it...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Can Good Hit"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hehehe. Gotcha.
|Playa - Female 2|Direct hit!
|Playa - Female 3|Bingo!
|Playa - Male 1  |Gotcha!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ha! I got him!
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah! Take it!
|Nolan North               |Gotcha!
}}
|Playa|FUCK YOU PAUL!
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Cans First Arrive"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get away from me, cans!
|Playa - Female 2|How many of these things are there?
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, come on--!
|Playa - Male 1  |Get the fuck away from me!
|Playa - Male 2  |Leave me the fuck alone!
|Playa - Male 3  |Stay back, you vile beverages!
|Nolan North               |Get the fuck away from me!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Cans Return"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here I thought I couldn't hate Saints Flow enough.
|Playa - Female 2|Ugh. I have never regretted an endorsement deal more.
|Playa - Female 3|That seals it. I'm sticking with sweet tea.
|Playa - Male 1  |OH, I am never drinking a Saints Flow again...
|Playa - Male 2  |I am never touching Saints Flow again.
|Playa - Male 3  |Always hated Saints Flow anyway....
|Nolan North               |I'm never drinking a Saints Flow again...
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I guess Pierce is taking the scenic route...
|Playa - Female 2|Sure would be nice if Pierce would hurry up with that helicopter.
|Playa - Female 3|C'mon, Pierce, we don't have all night.
|Playa - Male 1  |Where the hell is Pierce with that helicopter?
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce! Where's that fucking helicopter?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where is Pierce with that damn helicopter?
|Nolan North               |Where the hell is Pierce with that helicopter?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Encouraging Paul Attack"
|Pierce|Bring his purple ass down!
|Pierce|Haha! How'd you like that, Paul?
|Pierce|Hit him again, boss!
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Fight Paul From Roof"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I didn't realize these endorsements had fucked up Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|Eesh. Pierce has some really issues.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, Pierce. I had no idea you were so messed up.
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce has really got a fucked up mind.
|Playa - Male 2  |Gotta remember to never EVER get Pierce analyzed.
|Playa - Male 3  |I had no idea Pierce had issues like this.
|Nolan North               |Pierce has really got a fucked up mind.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 First Stumble"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Did this building just shake?
|Playa - Female 2|Fuck me. What was that?
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce. What was that?
|Playa - Male 1  |That can't be good...
|Playa - Male 2  |What was that?
|Playa - Male 3  |Something wrong with the floor?
|Nolan North               |That can't be good...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Head to 1st Weapons"
|Pierce|Oh shit.  Come on, we need more guns.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Did you take my line?
|Playa - Female 2|Now you are thinking like me.
|Playa - Female 3|Now you are thinking like me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey wait, you took my line.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey. You just took my line.
|Playa - Male 3  |Did you just steal my line?
|Nolan North               |Wait, you took my line.
}}
|Pierce|And there's a reason for it.  Now MOVE!
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Heli Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If you have a crippling fear of Saints Flow, how were ever able to be its spokesman?
|Playa - Female 2|I don't get you, Pierce.  If you fear Saints Flow, why put yourself in all its advertisements?
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce I gotta ask: If Saints Row is your worst fear, why build it into a national brand?
|Playa - Male 1  |If you're so afraid of this stuff, why were you the face of the Saints?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, if Saints Flow scares you, why'd you front for it all these years?
|Playa - Male 3  |Mate, if you're so scared of this stuff, why spend your days marketing it?
|Nolan North               |If you're so afraid of this stuff, why were you the face of the Saints?
}}
|Pierce|Well the money helps.  And who said I was afraid of it?  This is like when something you love is trying to kill you, and you just can't stop it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Like cabinet meetings.
|Playa - Female 2|Like cigarettes.
|Playa - Female 3|Like grandy's moonshine.
|Playa - Male 1  |Eh, like dating.
|Playa - Male 2  |Like my pet tiger.
|Playa - Male 3  |Like pub food.
|Nolan North               |Like dating.
}}
|Pierce|Exactly!
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Heli Pickup"
|Pierce|Get in, Paul's not gonna stay down...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All good. Kinzie has a plan.
|Playa - Female 2|Yes, but Kinzie says she has a plan.
|Playa - Female 3|No worries. Kinzie says she has a plan.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, yeah. Figured. Kinzie's got a plan though.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie has a plan to put him down.
|Playa - Male 3  |Too right. But Kinzie has an idea.
|Nolan North               |Figured.  Kinzie's got a plan though.
}}
|Pierce|Kinzie does?  Mind filling me in?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can you fly us to the big statue?
|Playa - Female 2|You know the big statue in the bay?  Get us there.
|Playa - Female 3|Get us to the big statue.
|Playa - Male 1  |She says we have to get to the statue.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just get us to the statue.
|Playa - Male 3  |Just fly us to that big iron guy in the bay.
|Nolan North               |She says we have to get to the statue.
}}
|Pierce|What for?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Man, I don't even ask anymore.  All I know is we have to get Paul to follow.
|Playa - Female 2|All I know for certain is that we need to get Paul to follow.
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie didn't say. Just get Paul to follow.
|Playa - Male 1  |Do you really think she told me?  All I know is we have to get Paul to follow.
|Playa - Male 2  |She didn't exactly say.  All I know is we have to get Paul to follow.
|Playa - Male 3  |You now how Kinzie loves her mysteries.  Just make sure you get Paul to follow.
|Nolan North               |Do you really think she told me?  All I know is we have to get Paul to follow.
}}
|Pierce|To FOLLOW?  She better have something big planned then...
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Joe"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, Joe. Let's see what you can do.
|Playa - Female 2|All right. Let's see what this statue can do.
|Playa - Female 3|Okay, let's see what ol' iron-britches can do.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, let's see what ol' what's-his-name can do.
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on, Pierce, let's see how Joe Margarita throws a punch.
|Playa - Male 3  |All right, Joe. Let's go pop us a cold one.
|Nolan North               |All right, let's see what ol' what's-his-name can do.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Kinzie's Plan"
|Kinzie|I think I know how you can beat Paul.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|About time you showed up, Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie! Thank goodness. Where have you been?
|Playa - Female 3|Where have you been, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, where the fuck have you been?  And how do you know its name?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, where have you been?  And how do you know this thing's name?
|Playa - Male 3  |You picked a helluva time to drop out on me, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, where the fuck have you been?  And how do you know its name?
}}
|Kinzie|I've been trying to figure out how to make you large enough to fight that thing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The hell you talking about?
|Playa - Female 2|Excuse me?
|Playa - Female 3|Come again?
|Playa - Male 1  |What... ?
|Playa - Male 2  |Say what?
|Playa - Male 3  |Did I hear that right?
|Nolan North               |What... ?
}}
|Kinzie|Just get to the island with the big statue on it, okay?  And get Paul's attention so he follows you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Landed On Roof"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, tell me you're okay.
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, are you okay?
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, you still with us?
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, you ok up there?
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce, you good?
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce! You all right?
|Nolan North               |Pierce, you ok up there?
}}
|Pierce|Yeah.  There's a helicopter up here I'm gonna climb to.  Think you'll be okay on your own?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get that helo and pick me up!
|Playa - Female 2|I'm fine.  Just don't take as lomng with the chopper as you took with the RPGs!
|Playa - Female 3|Fetch that thing and come pick me up!
|Playa - Male 1  |Get that thing and come pick me up, I'll be fine.
|Playa - Male 2  |Get in that thing and come pick up then!
|Playa - Male 3  |Bring the chopper around. I'll get in.
|Nolan North               |Get that thing and come pick me up, I'll be fine.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Laser"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why do these things always have eye beams...
|Playa - Female 2|Of course. Why wouldn't it have eye beams.
|Playa - Female 3|EYE BEAMS?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Eye beams?  Seriously?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Fucking eye beams? What the hell!
|Playa - Male 3  |Eye beams. Just fucking perfect.
|Nolan North               |Eye beams?  Seriously?!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Of all the hells I imagined for Pierce, none of them involved energy drinks.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, why is Pierce fighting an energy drink?
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce... what the fuck is wrong with you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Saints Flow?  What the fuck is going on here?
|Playa - Male 2  |Saints Flow? Are you fucking serious?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oddly enough, this make sense to me.
|Nolan North               |Saints Flow?  What the fuck is going on here?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Mission Start Phonecall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So, Kinzie, any clue on where Pierce is?
|Playa - Female 2|Do we know where Pierce is yet?
|Playa - Female 3|Well, I suppose it's Pierce's turn.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, where's Pierce?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, any leads on Pierce?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, we have a lead on Pierce?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, where's Pierce?
}}
|Phone Call|Been working on that and I think I have the right cypher created...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And the problem is?
|Playa - Female 2|But there is a problem?
|Playa - Female 3|What am I picking up in your voice there, sweetie?
|Playa - Male 1  |So what's the problem?
|Playa - Male 2  |Aaaaaand?
|Playa - Male 3  |So what's the issue then?
|Nolan North               |So what's the problem?
}}
|Phone Call|Oh nothing, CID's just asking for new programs for delivering this to you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If we have the programs, Kinzie, what's the big deal?
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh* Fine. Give him whatever.
|Playa - Female 3|Okay. So...give it to him.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well give it to him and let's get Pierce.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right. Give the dude what he wants.
|Playa - Male 3  |They're just programs, Kinzie. Make the deal.
|Nolan North               |Well give them to him and let's get Pierce.
}}
|Phone Call|You haven't heard what the programs are... Ew.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Need RPG"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, I think we're need something bigger than guns.
|Playa - Female 2|Tell me you have something bigger than guns here, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 3|We're gonna need something a little bigger than a rifle.
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh Pierce, we're gonna need something bigger than this.
|Playa - Male 2  |I hope you have something bigger than guns here.
|Playa - Male 3  |We better find some pretty damn big guns.
|Nolan North               |Uh Pierce, we're gonna need something bigger than this.
}}
|Pierce|Well hey, there's always the RPGs out on the pool deck.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why are you just now telling me this?
|Playa - Female 2|Why did you not LEAD with that?
|Playa - Female 3|Why didn't you say so in the first place?
|Playa - Male 1  |Why the hell didn't you lead with that?
|Playa - Male 2  |And you're just telling me that now?!
|Playa - Male 3  |We've had RPGs this whole time? Why didn't you say so?!
|Nolan North               |Why the hell didn't you lead with that?
}}
|Pierce|Cause I didn't want them blowin' up the crib, okay?
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Open Paul Up"
|Playa|Don't worry Paul, I'll pour one out for you.
|Pierce|Oh, that's right, pop that top!
}}

{{quote|Shit, look out!|Pierce, "M09 Paul Hit Coming"}}

{{quote|Yeah, that's a good look for him.|Pierce, "M09 Paul Impaled"}}

{{quote|As the face of the Saints, Pierce Washington was always comfortable in the public's eye.  Some may think he's gone soft because of this, but he's always been loyal to the crew no matter what had to get done.|Playa, "M09 Pierce Flashback"}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Pierce Under Attack"
|Pierce|Dammit, get away from me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keep fighting!  I'm here!
|Playa - Female 2|Here I come, Pierce!
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, hold on!
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, hang on, I'm coming!
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce!  I'm here!
|Playa - Male 3  |Hang on, I'm here!
|Nolan North               |Pierce, hang on, I'm coming!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Point Out Block"
|Kinzie|Don't forget about the block button.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What block button?
|Playa - Female 2|A block button? Where?
|Playa - Female 3|Where's the block button?
|Playa - Male 1  |I have a block button?
|Playa - Male 2  |There's a block button?
|Playa - Male 3  |Block button? What?
|Nolan North               |I have a block button?
}}
|Kinzie|I labeled if for you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh. That should have been obvious.
|Playa - Female 2|I seldom pay attention to such things.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh. Well that was nice of you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Psh, I don't pay attention to these things.
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't really sweat the details.
|Playa - Male 3  |Mighty kind of ya, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |I don't pay attention to these things.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Reach Pierce"
|Pierce|Boss, am I glad to see you!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|See, what's weird is that I thought Saints Flow didn't go bad...
|Playa - Female 2|Hold on, THIS is your greatest fear?  Marketing gone bad?
|Playa - Female 3|Hold on, THIS is your greatest fear?  Marketing gone bad?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, THIS is your greatest fear?  Marketing gone bad?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold on, THIS is your greatest fear?  Marketing gone bad?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold on, THIS is your greatest fear?  Marketing gone bad?
|Nolan North               |Hold on, THIS is your greatest fear?  Marketing gone bad?
}}
|Pierce|Bad?  Our own IP is attacking us and you're making jokes?  These things are trying to KILL ME!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Maybe they just think you're thirsty.
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps they are trying to quench your thirst?
|Playa - Female 3|Or provide you with a tasty beverage?
|Playa - Male 1  |Or pour you a drink, ever think of that?
|Playa - Male 2  |Or cool you off, ever think of that?
|Playa - Male 3  |Or quench your thirst, ever think of that?
|Nolan North               |Or pour you a drink, ever think of that?
}}
|Pierce|Okay, let me just stop and ask them if they're just trying to serve me a cold, refreshing drink.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Rockets Nearby"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I gotta find more rockets...
|Playa - Female 2|Dammit, I need rockets.
|Playa - Female 3|Sure could use some more rockets.
|Playa - Male 1  |Rockets.  I need more rockets...
|Playa - Male 2  |Gonna need more rockets...
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck. I need some rockets.
|Nolan North               |Rockets.  I need more rockets...
}} }}

{{quote|There's more ammo in the crate over there.|Pierce, "M09 RPG Ammo"}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Sees Hand Upstairs"
|Playa|Pierce, there's a giant fucking HAND out there!
|Pierce|Oh I know.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Sees Paul"
|Pierce|Look out, here comes Paul!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There a reason you named it Paul?
|Playa - Female 2|Why on Earth did you name it Paul?
|Playa - Female 3|Paul?
|Playa - Male 1  |Paul?  You named it Paul?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Paul? Seriously? That's it name?
|Playa - Male 3  |How do you know its name?
|Nolan North               |Paul?  You named it Paul?!
}}
|Pierce|Hey man, does it matter?  Shoot them rockets at him already!
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Start Paul Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Open wide, Paul!
|Playa - Female 2|Time to end this, Paul.
|Playa - Female 3|Say good night, Paul!
|Playa - Male 1  |Open wide.
|Playa - Male 2  |Open up, Paul!
|Playa - Male 3  |You're going down, Paul!
|Nolan North               |Open wide.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Statue Arrival"
|Kinzie|Okay, get inside the statue of Joe Magarac.
|Playa|Now the STATUE has a name?
|Pierce|Seriously?  You didn't know that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I would if people actually told me shit.
|Playa - Female 2|I prefer not to name inaminate objects.
|Playa - Female 3|Of course I did! I just...forgot.
|Playa - Male 1  |Nobody tells me anything!
|Playa - Male 2  |Nobody tells me shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Magarac? What is that? Scottish?
|Nolan North               |Nobody tells me anything!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Stomp 1st Succeeds"
|Pierce|Careful, he's gonna laser eye you again!
|Playa|Laser eye?
|Pierce|Fuck, you know what I mean.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Stomp Reaction"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't lose it now, Joe...
|Playa - Female 2|Joe! Hang on, Joe!
|Playa - Female 3|We've come too far to fall now, Joe.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, come on, hang in there, Joe.
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on now...
|Playa - Male 3  |Steady, Joe, steady...
|Nolan North               |Whoa, hang in there, Joe.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Titan Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Watch your ass, Paul. I'm coming for ya!
|Playa - Female 2|Let's see how your eye beams do against a ladle, Paul.
|Playa - Female 3|You ready to dance, Paul?
|Playa - Male 1  |How 'bout a little ladle action.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, Paul! Have you met Joe?
|Playa - Male 3  |Fancy a game of kick the can?
|Nolan North               |How 'bout a little ladle action.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's the matter, Paul? Huh?
|Playa - Female 2|Aw, no fun when it's somebody your size, eh, Paul?
|Playa - Female 3|I could hit you all day!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh you don't like that, do you?
|Playa - Male 2  |You don't like that, huh?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, you don't like that, do you now?
|Nolan North               |Oh you don't like that, do you?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Titan Fight Drive Convo"
|Pierce|So do I get to drive that thing next?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't think so, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|No, Pierce. No.
|Playa - Female 3|As IF--!
|Playa - Male 1  |Keep dreaming.
|Playa - Male 2  |Dream on.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sod off.
|Nolan North               |Keep dreaming.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M09 Titan Fight Encourage"
|Pierce|That's right, Joe, kick his aluminum ass!
|Pierce|Come on, beat him down!
|Pierce|Someone's getting recycled here.
}}

{{dialogue|"M09 Titan Fight End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's make a monument.
|Playa - Female 2|I think this city needs a new monument.
|Playa - Female 3|Time to change this city's skyline.
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to make a monument.
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to make some art.
|Playa - Male 3  |This town needs a new monument.
|Nolan North               |Time to make a monument.
}} }}

{{quote|Shit, watch the eye beams!  Block!|Pierce, "M09 Titan Fight Eye Beams"}}


M10 - King Me[]

{{dialogue|"M10 1st VKs Attack"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, fuck...
|Playa - Female 2|Ah.  Gentlemen.  Parlez vous Francais?
|Playa - Female 3|So much for the D.L....
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoops...
|Playa - Male 2  |Aw, shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |The more things change...
|Nolan North               |Whoops...
}}
|Kinzie|Nice going.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Before Tony Fight"
|Kinzie|Maybe I can find the programs for Tony and Tanya inside the simulation's code and force them to spawn.
|Ben King|Or maybe you won't have to, girl.  Look!
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Begin Explore Church"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's that bitch doing here?
|Playa - Female 2|Treacherous whore. What was she doing here?
|Playa - Female 3|Not a good sign if she's hangin' around.
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell was she doing here?
|Playa - Male 2  |Why would King want her here?  Bitch tried to kill us.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's a face I hoped I'd never see again.
|Nolan North               |What the hell was she doing here?
}} }}

{{quote|From leader of the Vice Kings, to best-selling self-help book author, to the President's Chief of Staff; there are few people who've done as much as Benjamin King.  And to think I almost tried to kill him back in Stilwater before his own lieutenants staged their little coup.  Guess it worked out for him.|Playa, "M10 Ben King Flashback"}}

{{quote|That's Anthony!  Let's kill his punk ass!|Ben King, "M10 Big Tony Arrives"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Big Tony Dead"
|Playa|Hey, I tried to warn him.
|Ben King|Like Anthony ever listened.
|Kinzie|Boss, you and King should head back down the street to where you came in.  It looks like Tanya is on her way.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hold on, you're just thinking of this now?
|Playa - Female 2|Hold on, you're just thinking of this now?
|Playa - Female 3|Hold on, you're just thinking of this now?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, you're just thinking of this now?
|Playa - Male 2  |You ready for this, King?
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright King, you ready to finish it?
|Nolan North               |Hold on, you're just thinking of this now?
}}
|Ben King|I've been ready ever since I got here.  Though I'll give Tanya one more chance to give herself up.
|Playa|Meaning?
|Ben King|Meaning put your weapons away and we'll see if she's willing to back down.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Explore Church Room 1"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jeez, it's like a shrine to my past...
|Playa - Female 2|Ah, the sweet pain of nostalgia.  Familiar faces, names mostly on gravestones...
|Playa - Female 3|Whoa, I remember all these folks...
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn, I remember all this, all these people....
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, I remember all these people... Wish some of them were here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Blimey, I remember this lot. The one I ran with and the ones I buried...
|Nolan North               |Damn, I remember all this, all these people....
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Explore Church Room 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... eh, then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport...then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a fucking sense of humor.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor.
|Nolan North               |I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Finding King"
|Ben King|That's far enough.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|At ease, Benjamin, it's me.  I need my Chief of Staff, okay?
|Playa - Female 2|King, you know me.  I am the President.  You are my Chief of Staff, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|King, it's me.  Don't you remember running my White House?
|Playa - Male 1  |King, whoa, whoa, it's me.  Remember, I'm the President and you're my Chief of Staff?
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on, King, it's me. The President? You're my Chief of Staff?
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't shoot, Ben, it's only me.  You remember the White House, right?  Partying with the Jamaican ambassador...?
|Nolan North               |King, it's me.  Remember, I'm the President and you're my Chief of Staff?
}}
|Ben King|Shit, yeah, I remember now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I've never seen you this jumpy.  What's going on?
|Playa - Female 2|Why are you hiding in here?
|Playa - Female 3|You look like you're expecting trouble.
|Playa - Male 1  |What's going on here?
|Playa - Male 2  |What're you doing in here?
|Playa - Male 3  |Mate, you look like you been through the wringer.
|Nolan North               |What's going on here?
}}
|Ben King|My crew turned on me. Tanya and Big Tony pulled a coup and now they want my ass dead. I was hopin' Julius and the Saints would help me out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Julius. Fuck. Don't tell me he's here.
|Playa - Female 2|You haven't struck a bargain with Julius, have you?
|Playa - Female 3|He ain't around here, is he?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit, he's not around here is he?
|Playa - Male 2  |Julius?  He's not here, is he?
|Playa - Male 3  |Tell me you didn't invite him in here...
|Nolan North               |Shit, he's not around here is he?
}}
|Ben King|No.  I'm never able to find him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're better off without him. Trust me.
|Playa - Female 2|Count yourself lucky, mon ami.  Now let's go.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't bother looking. He ain't worth it.  Now let's hit the road.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, no, believe me, that's for the best.  Now let's get you out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Trust me, that's a good thing.  Now let's get you out of here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Believe me, that's for the best.  Now let's get you out of here.
|Nolan North               |Believe me, that's for the best.  Now let's get you out of here.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Graveyard Begin"
|Kinzie|Boss, are you sure about this?  There's Vice Kings all over that area.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ben, tell me when Tony and Tanya usually show up to kill you.
|Playa - Female 2|Tell me, when do Tony and Tanya usually show up to kill you?
|Playa - Female 3|All right, when do Tony and Tanya usually try to kill you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Ben, when do Tony and Tanya usually show up to kill you?
|Playa - Male 2  |Is this when Tony and Tanya usually kill you?
|Playa - Male 3  |Ben, when do Tony and Tanya usually show up to kill you?
|Nolan North               |Ben, when do Tony and Tanya usually show up to kill you?
}}
|Ben King|Tanya's usually tried already.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Must've scared her away earlier.  Sorry.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, I think I scared her away then.
|Playa - Female 3|Guess I shooed her away earlier.  Sorry.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I think I scared her away earlier.  Sorry.
|Playa - Male 2  |I saw her earlier.  Must've scared her away.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right.  I think I scared her off a few minutes ago. Sorry.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, I think I scared her away earlier.  Sorry.
}}
|Ben King|If we can hold out here, then Tony shouldn't be far behind the rest of the VKs.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Graveyard Fight"
|Ben King|This feels just like old times, doesn't it, playa?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's reminisce after we kill Tony and Tanya.
|Playa - Female 2|I was thinking the same thing. Let's just make sure we take out Tony and Tanya, oui?
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, Ben, just like old times.  Kinzie, where's Tony and Tanya?
|Playa - Male 1  |Those were simpler times, King.  Kinzie, can you see if Tony's on his way yet?
|Playa - Male 2  |There'll be better time to come, Ben, once we deal with Tony and Tanya.
|Playa - Male 3  |Times have changed, King.  Kinzie, is Tony on his way yet?
|Nolan North               |Those were simpler times, King.  Kinzie, can you see if Tony's on his way yet?
}}
|Kinzie|I've been searching the simulation and so far no sign of either of them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|But they will show up, won't they?
|Playa - Female 2|I am counting on them to arrive.
|Playa - Female 3|So they're still gonna be here, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |But they are going to show up, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |But they are coming, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |That's no good.  I'm counting on them coming.
|Nolan North               |But they are going to show up, right?
}}
|Kinzie|Since King has be reliving this over and over again it stands to reason that the parameters of the encounter should remain the same.
|Ben King|I think that means yes.
|Playa|Glad you understand her.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Heading Into Church"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|King's gotta be in here somewhere.
|Playa - Female 2|No more delays.  I am finding King.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's cut to the chase and find King.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ah, to hell with this. I'm finding King.
|Playa - Male 2  |This is taking too long.  Time to find King.
|Playa - Male 3  |Enough faffing around, I'm finding King.
|Nolan North               |To hell with this, I'm finding King.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Inside Church Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Benjamin, this is nuts.  Tanya tried to kill us years ago, but we killed her first, remember?
|Playa - Female 2|I could swear Tanya did a swan dive from a highrise years ago.
|Playa - Female 3|Ben, it's been years since Tanya died.  You threw off a building, remember?
|Playa - Male 1  |Didn't you kinda drop Tanya out a window onto your car years ago?
|Playa - Male 2  |I thought we threw Tanya out your office window years ago?
|Playa - Male 3  |King, this is all wrong.  We chucked Tanya from an office building years ago.
|Nolan North               |Didn't you kinda drop Tanya out a window onto your car years ago?
}}
|Ben King|Yeah, but that ain't what happens here.  Every time I see her and Anthony they end up putting a bullet in my head.  Then, I wake up and it's the same shit all over again.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Kill Tanya"
|Tanya|Wait, wait wait wait... Wait, we can make a deal.
|Ben King|I'm not leavin' you alive to stab me in the back again.  Goodbye, Tanya.
|Tanya|Sorry sweetie.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Killing Tanya"
|Playa|What the hell happened to her?
|Ben King|Honestly, I don't care right now.  As long as she ain't killing my ass over and over again.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I wonder... if I set her and Pierce up on a blind date, who'd kill who first?
|Playa - Female 2|And a fine ass it is, Benjamin.  Let's keep it in one piece.
|Playa - Female 3|Good to have you back, Benjamin.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good point.  Let's clean up the rest and then get out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Could be worse, Ben.  You coulda been married to her.
|Playa - Male 3  |Maybe when this is all over we can throw Zinyak in here.  Those two kids deserve each other.
|Nolan North               |Good point.  Let's clean up the rest and then get out of here.
}} }}

{{quote|Tanya thinks you bitches can take me out?  My name is Benjamin muthafuckin King!|Ben King, "M10 King Attack"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 King Goes To Other Side"
|Ben King|Sounds like there's more going on around the other side.  I'm gonna go check it out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Right. Yell if you get in trouble.
|Playa - Female 2|Be careful, Benjamin.
|Playa - Female 3|Be careful, King.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, I'll keep doing what I can here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fine, I'll keep killing 'em on this side.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bring me back a souvenir.
|Nolan North               |All right, I'll keep doing what I can here.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Kinzie Gives Up"
|Kinzie|I'm just not having any luck finding the two of them.  I... Oh no!  King went down on the other side.  Hurry!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck, I never shoulda let him out of my sight!
|Playa - Female 2|Keep breathing, Ben!  I am on my way!
|Playa - Female 3|I'm comin', Ben!
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit.  I'm coming, Ben!
|Playa - Male 2  |Hang on, King, I'll be right there!
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, fuck.  Is anything gonna go right here?
|Nolan North               |Dammit.  I'm coming, Ben!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Kinzie Gives Weapon"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is starting to drag out too long...
|Playa - Female 2|This is taking far too long.
|Playa - Female 3|Wish I had something with more punch.
|Playa - Male 1  |Any way to make this go faster?
|Playa - Male 2  |I gotta end this quick.
|Playa - Male 3  |Any way to speed things up?
|Nolan North               |Any way to make this go faster?
}}
|Kinzie|Check in that empty grave.  I dropped something for you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There are times when I could just kiss you.
|Playa - Female 2|You just earned your paycheck, mademoiselle!
|Playa - Female 3|Much obliged, honey.
|Playa - Male 1  |You are the best, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll take it!
|Playa - Male 3  |You rock, girl!
|Nolan North               |You're the best, Kinzie.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Leave Church"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|King, let's take the fight to them.
|Playa - Female 2|Outside, Benjamin.  We can finish it there.
|Playa - Female 3|Come out with me, Ben.  Fresh air and fresh targets.
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, King, let's go.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ben, let's take the fight outside.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ben, there's more to kill outside.
|Nolan North               |Come on, King, let's go.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Mission Start"
|Playa|Kinzie... am I... ?
|Kinzie|Back home in Stilwater?  Yep.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ah, the armpit of America.  Who says you can't go home again?
|Playa - Female 2|It is exactly as I remember. The air is redolent of hopelessness and desperation.
|Playa - Female 3|Wow, it's like visiting your old elementary school... y'know, if your school was a crack-house...?
|Playa - Male 1  |I mean look at this place.  It's just how I remembered it!
|Playa - Male 2  |Wow.  Almost forgot how this town always smelled like a garbage strike.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bless this shithole. It's just as I remember it.
|Nolan North               |I mean look at this place.  It's just how I remember it!
}}
|Kinzie|I expected the buildings to look a lot worse than this.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, they've really improved over the years.
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps they rewrote the building codes over the years?
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, they do look a bit sharper.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, they've really improved over the years.
|Playa - Male 2  |They do look like updated graphics and shit, but this is still the same old shit-hole.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yes, the improvement is positively... graphic.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, they've really improved over the years.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 More VKs Enter Church"
|Ben King|Playa, more comin' in!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're just gonna get overrun in here.
|Playa - Female 2|This place is a death trap.
|Playa - Female 3|We've gotta get the hell outta here.
|Playa - Male 1  |We're sitting ducks in here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Can't stay in here, Ben.
|Playa - Male 3  |Time we hit the road, Ben.
|Nolan North               |We're sitting ducks in here.
}}
|Kinzie|Take King and head back to the portal.  I'll get you--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hang on. We can't go yet.
|Playa - Female 2|One moment, Kinzie.  We are not leaving yet.
|Playa - Female 3|Hold your horses, Kinzie.  Can't leave yet.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, hold on, we're not leaving yet.
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait.  I don't think we can leave just yet.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold the phone, Kinzie.  Might not be able to go just yet.
|Nolan North               |Whoa, hold on, we're not leaving yet.
}}
|Kinzie|What?  Why not?  You have King so just--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ben, you're not ready to go, are you?
|Playa - Female 2|King?  Are you ready to depart?
|Playa - Female 3|King?
|Playa - Male 1  |Ben, you ready to leave yet?
|Playa - Male 2  |Ben, you can't clear out yet, am I right?
|Playa - Male 3  |King, are we good to go?
|Nolan North               |Ben, you ready to leave yet?
}}
|Ben King|Hell no.  I'm not going anywhere 'till Tanya and Tony are in the ground.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gotta finish things here, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|We have to stay a little longer, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|I figured as much.
|Playa - Male 1  |We're staying, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's what I figured.
|Playa - Male 3  |Give us a minute, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |We're staying, Kinzie.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 Pre Mission Phonecall"
|Phone Call|I have a lock on Benjamin King's simulation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The man built one empire, now he's gonna help me bring down another.
|Playa - Female 2|Magnifique. We shall need a King to destroy an Emperor.
|Playa - Female 3|Good. I need my Chief of Staff.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then lets get my Chief of Staff back.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good.  I need my Chief of Staff.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right, then.  What're you waiting for?  King me.
|Nolan North               |Then lets get my Chief of Staff back.
}}
|Phone Call|I'll send the cypher to CID.  Meet him at the usual spot.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Rescue King"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|King, you still with me?
|Playa - Female 2|Benjamin!  Speak to me!
|Playa - Female 3|C'mon, Ben, tell me you're okay.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ben, you all right?
|Playa - Male 2  |Ben, you okay?
|Playa - Male 3  |Ben, you all right?
|Nolan North               |Ben, you all right?
}}
|Ben King|I'm fine.  Thanks.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|From now on, we stick together. Got it?
|Playa - Female 2|We need to be smarter about this. Stay together and find those two.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't you run off again, y'hear?
|Playa - Male 1  |No more splitting up, we stick together 'till we kill those assholes.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck splitting up.  You and me are gonna do this side by side.
|Playa - Male 3  |All right, King.  We do this together, or not at all.
|Nolan North               |No more splitting up, we stick together until we kill those assholes.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 See Ben King Drive By"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, Ben!  Over here!
|Playa - Female 2|A-ha. It's Ben!
|Playa - Female 3|Hey, Ben!  I'm here!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit. Ben!
|Playa - Male 2  |That car. Hey, it's Ben!
|Playa - Male 3  |Oi! That's Ben!
|Nolan North               |Shit.  Ben!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 See Church"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I haven't seen this church in years...
|Playa - Female 2|Oh, this brings back memories...
|Playa - Female 3|Well knock me over with a feather...
|Playa - Male 1  |Would you look at that...
|Playa - Male 2  |Y'know I still dream about that church sometimes...
|Playa - Male 3  |Just as I remember it...
|Nolan North               |Would you look at that...
}}
|Kinzie|Recognize that place?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sure I do... This is where I got my start. I was too scared to even talk back then.
|Playa - Female 2|But of course, Kinzie.  This is where I learned the tricks of the trade. Starting with keeping my eyes open and my mouth shut.
|Playa - Female 3|Course I do. God. I didn't even talk back then.
|Playa - Male 1  |Of course I do... I was just a kid when I came here.  Hell I was too scared to talk back then.
|Playa - Male 2  |How could I not?  It's where I got my start.  I was just a kid back then, too scared to even talk.
|Playa - Male 3  |Too right I do... I was just a kid when I came here.  Hell I was too scared to talk back then.
|Nolan North               |Of course I do... I was just a kid when I came here.  Hell I was too scared to talk back then.
}}
|Kinzie|That must've been nice...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come again?
|Playa - Female 2|I didn't catch that.
|Playa - Female 3|What'd you say?
|Playa - Male 1  |Excuse me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Say what?
|Playa - Male 3  |Say again?
|Nolan North               |Excuse me?
}}
|Kinzie|I didn't say anything.
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 See Tanya"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait. Tanya?
|Playa - Female 2|Wait. Tanya?
|Playa - Female 3|Wait.  Tanya?
|Playa - Male 1  |Wait. Tanya?
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait.  Tanya?
|Playa - Male 3  |Wait. Tanya?
|Nolan North               |Wait.  Tanya?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M10 See Watch Guy"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I think I remember getting shot here...
|Playa - Female 2|Déjà vu.  Does not someone try to kill me soon?
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta keep it on the D.L.  I think someone tries to kill me soon...
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, doesn't someone try to kill me soon?
|Playa - Male 2  |Feels familiar.  Doesn't someone try to kill me soon?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey, isn't this where I first get a gun pointed at me?
|Nolan North               |Hold on, doesn't someone try to kill me soon?
}} }}

{{quote|Hey baby, I could show you a good time.|Generic, "M10 SR1 Hooker"}}

{{quote|Oh hell no!|Generic, "M10 SR1 VK 1"}}

{{quote|Man, fuck the Rollerz.  Levar, you gonna let those bitches disrespect us?|Generic, "M10 SR1 VK 2"}}

{{quote|Shit, whatchu think?|Generic, "M10 SR1 VK 3"}}

{{quote|Watches.  I got watches here.  Yo, hey man, this shit'll cost you six hundred dollars in the store.  Oh whatever, man...  Watches, yo I got watches.|Generic, "M10 SR1 Watch Guy"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Tanya Begin"
|Playa|So much for her giving up.
|Ben King|Anthony's dead.  The Vice Kings are through.
|Tanya|Ha! That's just precious. You think I need Tony to kill you and your sidekick here?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bitch, who you callin' "sidekick"?
|Playa - Female 2|You think I need Benjamin to shut your smart mouth?
|Playa - Female 3|Sweetie, I'm no one's sidekick.
|Playa - Male 1  |Who you callin' "sidekick", lady?
|Playa - Male 2  |What's this "sidekick" shit?
|Playa - Male 3  |Tough talk for a dead woman.
|Nolan North               |Who you callin' "sidekick", lady?
}}
|Ben King|Shit, she's got some sort of telekinesis!
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Tanya Combat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can't just drop her from your window this time!
|Playa - Female 2|This time, defenestration is no longer an option!
|Playa - Female 3|Can't just kick her out the window like last time!
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't think we can drop her out a window this time!
|Playa - Male 2  |Throwing her out a window ain't gonna work this time!
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotta come up with something better than pushing her a window this time!
|Nolan North               |I don't think we can drop her out a window this time!
}}
|Ben King|That's fine by me, I always wanted to put a bullet in this bitch!
|Playa|Just don't get any blood on ya, she's got the hep!
|Tanya|No. I. Don't!
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Tanya Enters Anim"
|Generic|Yo, look who it is.
|Tanya|Well, well, Benjamin. Time for you to die with some dignity.
}}

{{quote|Fuck, not you again!|Tanya, "M10 Tanya Sees Player"}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Tanya Taunting"
|Tanya|You were never good enough to run the Vice Kings, Benjamin!
|Tanya|What, are you the best the Saints have? Pathetic!
}}

{{dialogue|"M10 Tony Fight"
|Big Tony|It's over, King.  You can't outrun us forever!
|Ben King|I didn't let the crew kill me when you all took over, and I ain't lettin' you kill me now!
|Big Tony|You think the Saints can save you?  After we're through with you, that silent motherfucker is next!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next?!  Why not just skip to the main attraction?
|Playa - Female 2|Me?  Silent?  Not anymore.
|Playa - Female 3|Tony! Time's changed.
|Playa - Male 1  |Who me?  You really don't know who you're fucking with anymore, Tony.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh, I got plenty to say these days. Starting with "you're dead"!
|Playa - Male 3  |I am far from fucking silent, mate!  But you'll be as quiet as the grave!
|Nolan North               |Who me?  You really don't know who you're fucking with anymore, Tony.
}} }}


M11 - The Case of Mr. X[]

{{dialogue|"M11 Air Duct"
|Asha|In order to get past this guy...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it.
|Playa - Female 3|I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it.
|Playa - Male 1  |I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it.
|Playa - Male 2  |I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it.
|Playa - Male 3  |I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it.
|Nolan North               |I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it.
}}
|Asha|But we can only get to the light through this air duct.
|Playa|More of that order of operation, huh?
|Asha|Once it's in view, shoot out the light.
}}

{{quote|No, I don't know how late I'll be. I said I don't know. I was told to walk in this pattern, over and over, until something interesting happens. Well, I don't see you getting a job!|Generic, "M11 Air Duct Guard"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Air Duct Guard Loop"
|Generic|Uh-huh.
|Generic|Yes, I know.
|Generic|Of course, dear.
|Generic|Mm-hmm.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Air Duct Guard Shot"
|Asha|Well done.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next up, firefight with a photocopier?
|Playa - Female 2|What next? Do we sabotage the ladies' room?
|Playa - Female 3|What next? Can we assassinate a file cabinet?
|Playa - Male 1  |What next? Are we gonna bomb a supply closet?
|Playa - Male 2  |And now what? Wiretap the employee lounge?
|Playa - Male 3  |Now what, you gonna have me snipe a water cooler?
|Nolan North               |What next? Are we gonna bomb a supply closet?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Air Duct Light"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Enemy light down. I expect a medal for this.
|Playa - Female 2|That light won't hurt anyone ever again.
|Playa - Female 3|We're safe from the flourescent menace.
|Playa - Male 1  |The enemy light has been eradicated.
|Playa - Male 2  |Enemy light sanctioned with extreme prejudice.
|Playa - Male 3  |Never again will that light threaten world peace.
|Nolan North               |The enemy light has been eradicated.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Air Duct Walk"
|Asha|We have to work our way into the heart of the compound.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If I was evil me, I'd send these guards back to Henchman Community College.
|Playa - Female 2|These guards are an embarrassment to the entire henchman profession.
|Playa - Female 3|Evil me needs better standards.
|Playa - Male 1  |Why would evil me hire such idiots?
|Playa - Male 2  |These guards are terrible. Doesn't evil me have any standards?
|Playa - Male 3  |If these guards are any indication, evil me is a major league slacker.
|Nolan North               |These guards are terrible. Why would evil me hire such idiots?
}}
|Asha|I'll refrain from commentary.
|Playa|Hey, the Saints are my crew. I'd take a bullet for any one of them.
|Asha|Loyalty is certainly one of your strongest characteristics.
}}

{{quote|I didn't know much about Asha Odekar before she helped us save the entire damn country, but in the years since, I've come to know her as one of the best soldiers I've ever met. If I'm going to take down Zinyak, I want her in my crew.|Playa, "M11 Asha Flashback"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Boss Room Convo"
|Playa|Not gonna lie. Still not sure how to take the fact evil me is your version of hell.
|Asha|This isn't about you, believe or not.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|C'mon, you're fighting an evil me...
|Playa - Female 2|C'mon, you're fighting an evil me.
|Playa - Female 3|C'mon, you're fighting an evil me.
|Playa - Male 1  |C'mon, you're fighting an evil me...
|Playa - Male 2  |C'mon, you're fighting an evil ME.
|Playa - Male 3  |C'mon, you're fighting an evil me.
|Nolan North               |C'mon, you're fighting an evil me.
}}
|Asha|That's what you're taking from this? Your starring role?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well...
|Playa - Female 2|Well...
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah...
|Playa - Male 1  |Well...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well...
|Nolan North               |Well...
}}
|Asha|I keep failing. Over and over, I keep failing at my job. It doesn't matter if it's evil you or a fifty foot soda can. When the fate of the world rests on your shoulders, you can't afford failure.
|Asha|And that... that is my hell.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're right, Asha. Sorry.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh. I see. My apologies.
|Playa - Female 3|Got it. Sorry.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh. Well. Sorry.
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay, I think I get it. Sorry.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right then. Sorry.
|Nolan North               |Well, oh. Well. I'm sorry.
}}
|Asha|Killing you is just a benefit.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Box Guard 01"
|Generic|I'm two weeks from retirement...
|Generic|{{*}}whistling*
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Box Guard 02"
|Generic|Argh! Famous movie quote!
|Generic|I'm really looking forward to that sandwich. Come on, lunch time.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Box Guard 03"
|Generic|Not again!
|Generic|Stay alert. Stay alert. Stay alert. The enemy could be anywhere.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Box Guard 04"
|Generic|Curse my short attention span!
|Generic|I know I should go back to college but Mr. X pays well and I get every other weekend off. No, ma, look, yeah yeah yeah, Danny is a dentist. I KNOW!... MA... ... ........ ...
}}

{{quote|Can't wait to kill something, anything. Pow! Pow! Just kill'em, yeah.|Generic, "M11 Box Guard 05"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Box Guidance"
|Asha|Careful. If the guards see this box in the main walkway, it'll blow our cover.
|Asha|Let's get behind this guy.
|Asha|Wait for him to pass.
|Asha|Be patient. Let him get by you.
|Asha|Another guard. Wait for the right moment.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Box Kill"
|Playa|Fuck this. I'm totally killing this guy.
|Asha|You're what?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shh! Don't blow our cover.
|Playa - Female 2|Maintain radio silence.
|Playa - Female 3|Shh! Boxes ain't supposed to talk!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shh! He'll hear you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shh! Don't give away our position.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shh! Silent kill, remember?
|Nolan North               |Shh! He'll hear you.
}}
|Asha|I suppose that's an option.
}}

{{quote|Asha, is that... a person?|Playa, "M11 Clone Vat See"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Cloning Room"
|Playa|What the hell is this place? These are all people.
|Asha|They're replications of a highly functional sociopathic paradigm.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You mean, like, Cyrus Temple?
|Playa - Female 2|You mean, like, Stalin?
|Playa - Female 3|Like the PTA.
|Playa - Male 1  |You mean, like, Hitler?
|Playa - Male 2  |You mean, like, the NRA?
|Playa - Male 3  |You mean, like, Thatcher?
|Nolan North               |You mean, like, Hitler?
}}
|Asha|It's you.
|Playa|No shit...
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Data Center Door"
|Playa|So an evil version of me is your worst nightmare?
|Asha|How do you mean?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears.
|Playa - Female 2|According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears.
|Playa - Female 3|According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears.
|Playa - Male 1  |I mean, according to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears.
|Playa - Male 2  |According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears.
|Playa - Male 3  |According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears.
|Nolan North               |According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears.
}}
|Asha|Okay?
|Playa|You fear me being in power more than anything else?
|Asha|Well, the extent of your ego is certainly terrifying at times.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Remind me to punch you when we're done here.
|Playa - Female 2|You have such a high opinion of me.
|Playa - Female 3|See if I ever make you a quilt.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh nice. Nice, Asha. Real nice.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm trying hard to remember why I'm rescuing you.
|Playa - Male 3  |You and me will either end up in bed or killing each other. Or both.
|Nolan North               |Nice, Asha. Real nice.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Data Center Leave"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Asha, about Matt...
|Playa - Female 2|Asha, about Matthew...
|Playa - Female 3|Asha, about Matt...
|Playa - Male 1  |Asha, about Matt...
|Playa - Male 2  |Asha, about Matt...
|Playa - Male 3  |Asha, about Matt...
|Nolan North               |Asha, about Matt...
}}
|Asha|I'm not sure what this whole thing is but I know it isn't real.
|Asha|While I don't relish the idea of seeing someone I care about being murdered over and over again, I also don't see a purpose to needless blubbering.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, I was just--
|Playa - Female 2|Hey, I was just...
|Playa - Female 3|Hey, I was just--
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, I was just...
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, I was just--
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey, I was just--
|Nolan North               |Hey, I was just-
}}
|Asha|Focus. On. The job.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Evil Boss Arrival"
|Evil Female 1   |Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head.
|Evil Female 2   |Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head.
|Evil Female 3   |Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head.
|Evil Male 1     |Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck the whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head.
|Evil Male 2     |Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head.
|Evil Male 3     |Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head.
|Evil Nolan North|Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head.
|Playa|Let's stop the chit-chat. Let's get to the us kicking your ass.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Facility Approach"
|Asha|The facility is just ahead.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh! You mean the source of the enemy light fixtures?
|Playa - Female 2|What kind of business is evil me in?
|Playa - Female 3|What are they making here?
|Playa - Male 1  |What kind of facility is this exactly?
|Playa - Male 2  |And by "facility" you mean...
|Playa - Male 3  |And this evil facility makes what? Black licorice? Non-alcoholic beer?
|Nolan North               |What kind of facility is this exactly?
}}
|Asha|You'll see.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with...
|Playa - Female 2|Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with...
|Playa - Female 3|Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with...
|Playa - Male 1  |Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've had it...
|Playa - Male 2  |Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with all the fuckin' bullshit...
|Playa - Male 3  |Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with--
|Nolan North               |Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with...
}}
|Asha|Hold up. Guards.
|Asha|To get through, we'll have to disguise ourselves as mundane objects that would be perfectly at home in a warehouse environment. Ah. Such as these cardboard boxes.
|Playa|Cardboard boxes? You're serious?
|Asha|The cardboard box's original purpose was camouflage, you know.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Final Room"
|Evil Female 1|Everybody say hello to my favorite super-spy wannabe and her new best friend.
|Evil Female 2|Bienvenue, mes amis! My favorite wannabe spy and her new best friend.
|Evil Female 3|Well I'll be damned if it ain't my favorite wannabe spy and her new BFF!
|Evil Male 1|Look who's here! My favorite wannabe spy and her BFF.
|Evil Male 2|Look who's here! My favorite wannabe spy and her main mothafucka.
|Evil Male 3|Well look what the cat dragged in! My favorite wannabe spy and her whipping boy.
|Evil Nolan North|Look who's here! My favorite wannabe spy and her BFF.
|Evil Female 1|Y'know, it came as a surprise to see you in here, other me.
|Evil Female 2|I admit I was surprised to see you in here, other me.
|Evil Female 3|Gotta tell ya, I pretty much wigged out when I saw you here, other me.
|Evil Male 1|I admit I was surprised to see you in here, other me.
|Evil Male 2|I admit I was surprised to see you in here, other me.
|Evil Male 3|I have to say I was gobsmacked to see you in here, other me.
|Evil Nolan North|I admit I was surprised to see you in here, other me.
|Evil Female 1|But then I realized Asha could never get the job done on her own.
|Evil Female 2|But it stands to reason that Asha could not get this close without your assistance.
|Evil Female 3|But then I realized li'l ol' Asha could never get this far without you to hold her hand.
|Evil Male 1|But then I realized Asha would never be able to do this without some help.
|Evil Male 2|But then I realized Asha would never be able to do this without some help.
|Evil Male 3|But then I realized our Asha could never come this far on her own steam.
|Evil Nolan North|But then I realized Asha would never be able to do this without some help.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 First Room Approach"
|Asha|Careful. There's a guard ahead.
|Playa|One guy? No problem.
}}

{{quote|Protect the room. I must protect the room.|Generic, "M11 Guard"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Hooker Convo"
|Generic|Yeah, baby, this snake is a hundred percent solid.
|Generic|Oooh yeah, daddy.
|Generic|How about you and me find someplace private...
}}

{{quote|Nice. Moving on.|Asha, "M11 Kill Guy 02"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Laser Air"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay. Evil me must have bigger things on her mind than making sure these covers are screwed on.
|Playa - Female 2|Apparently, evil me is unfamiliar with a screwdriver.
|Playa - Female 3|Pretty sure if I was runnin' this place I'd have these covers screwed on.
|Playa - Male 1  |Do evil geniuses usually leave their air duct covers unscrewed?
|Playa - Male 2  |If I'm such an evil genius, why'd I leave these air duct covers unscrewed?
|Playa - Male 3  |Before we kill evil me, I wanna teach him how to screw an air duct cover into place.
|Nolan North               |Do evil geniuses usually leave their air duct covers unscrewed?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Laser Trap"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Any idea how we get past... that?
|Playa - Female 2|Lasers! Merde.
|Playa - Female 3|Now, how do we get past that?
|Playa - Male 1  |How in the hell are we going to get past that?
|Playa - Male 2  |How we going to get past that?
|Playa - Male 3  |And this is the part where we have to turn back, right?
|Nolan North               |How the hell are we going to get past that?
}}
|Asha|I hope you're limber. Even the slightest disruption of a single beam will send a 2000 volt shock through your entire body. What we'll have to do is move through the gaps in a serpentine pattern.
|Playa|You have fun with that. I'm taking the air duct.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Light Tutorial"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit. We're not vampires in this world, are we?
|Playa - Female 2|Shit. We're not vampires in this world, are we?
|Playa - Female 3|Shit. We're not vampires in this world, are we?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit. We're not vampires in this world, are we?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit. We're not vampires in this world, are we?
|Playa - Male 3  |Shit. We're not vampires in this world, are we?
|Nolan North               |Oooh shit! We're not vampires in this world, are we?
}} }}

{{quote|Careful. Stay out of the light.|Asha, "M11 Light"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Masako Agents"
|Playa|Masako agents, huh?
|Asha|Ultor's finest.
|Playa|Seems evil me is about as scrupulous as Dane Vogel when it comes to using company resources.
}}

{{quote|Should I look for lights to shoot or is it okay to just kill these guys?|Playa, "M11 Masako"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|In my case wouldn't that be evil-er twin?
|Playa - Female 2|What do you mean, an evil twin?
|Playa - Female 3|Evil twin?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold up. An evil twin?
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait a second. An evil twin?
|Playa - Male 3  |An evil twin? Come again?
|Nolan North               |Hold up. An evil twin?
}}
|Asha|I thought that was better than saying I've been sent to kill evil you.
|Playa|All right. So what tipped the scales?
|Asha|Best intelligence shows Codename: Mr. X is preparing a full assault against their own nation. I've been tasked with making sure they don't succeed.
|Playa|Ooh. Sounds serious.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Murder Bots"
|Playa|Great. I have murderbots!
|Asha|They're just another target. They're all just targets.
|Playa|Should I be concerned with how detached you are about all this?
|Asha|I've been through this scenario dozens of time. Emotional disconnection is the true weapon of the soldier. View everything from the eyes of God.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Way to balance inspirational speech and totally creepy cult leader, Asha.
|Playa - Female 2|Way to balance inspirational speech and totally creepy cult leader, Asha.
|Playa - Female 3|Way to balance inspirational speech and totally creepy cult leader, Asha.
|Playa - Male 1  |Wow, way to balance inspirational speech and totally creepy cult leader, Asha.
|Playa - Male 2  |Way to balance inspirational speech and totally creepy cult leader, Asha.
|Playa - Male 3  |Way to balance inspirational speech and totally creepy cult leader, Asha.
|Nolan North               |Way to balance inspirational speech and totally creepy cult leader, Asha.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 Out of Box"
|Asha|Well done.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|See? You're starting to appreciate me.
|Playa - Female 2|Even a stopped clock, et cetera.
|Playa - Female 3|I tend to grow on folks.
|Playa - Male 1  |I have my moments.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's a gift.
|Playa - Male 3  |I know.
|Nolan North               |I have my moments.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 PA Announcement 01"
|Evil Female 1|Hey, Asha, got someone here for ya! Matt wants to talk.
|Evil Female 2|Are you there, Asha? Wait, Matthew wants a word with me.
|Evil Female 3|Asha, honey, you there?  Hang on, Matt wants to tell me something...
|Evil Male 1|Are you there, Asha? Hold on, Matt wants to speak with me.
|Evil Male 2|Are you there, Asha? Hold on, Matt wants to speak with me.
|Evil Male 3|You there, Asha? Just a minute, Matt wants to chat with me.
|Evil Nolan North|Are you there, Asha? Hold on, Matt wants to speak with me.
|Evil Female 1|"Hey, Asha, how you doing? Care for some tea and crumpets? Fancy a snog? Ooh! Muah muah muah."
|Evil Female 2|"Hey, Asha, how you doing? Care for some tea and crumpets? Fancy a snog? Ooh! Mmm, muah muah muah."
|Evil Female 3|"Hey, Asha, how you doing? Care for some tea and crumpets? Fancy a snog? Ooh! Muah muah muah muah muah."
|Evil Male 1|"Hey, Asha, how you doing, love? Care for some tea and crumpets? Fancy a snog? Ooh! Muah muah muah."
|Evil Male 2|"Hey, Asha, how you doing? Care for some tea and crumpets? Fancy a snog? Ooh! Muah muah muah."
|Evil Male 3|"Hey, Asha, how you doing? Care for some tea and crumpets? Fancy a snog? Ooh! Muah muah muah."
|Evil Nolan North|"Hey, Asha, how you doing? Care for some tea and crumpets? Fancy a snog? Ooh! Muah muah muahahaha."
|Evil Female 1|Oh that Matt. Such a character. I wouldn't mind killing him again. Hey, as soon as you fail, I'll get to!
|Evil Female 2|Oh that Matt. Such a character. I wouldn't mind killing him again. Hey, as soon as you fail, I'll get to!
|Evil Female 3|Oh that Matt. Such a character. I wouldn't mind killing him again. Hey, as soon as you fail, I'll get to!
|Evil Male 1|Oh that Matt. Such a character. I wouldn't mind killing him again. Hey, as soon as you fail, I'll get to!
|Evil Male 2|Oh that Matt. Such a character. I wouldn't mind killing him again. Hey, as soon as you fail, I'll get to!
|Evil Male 3|Oh that Matt. Such a character. I wouldn't mind killing him again. Hey, as soon as you fail, I'll get to!
|Evil Nolan North|Oh that Matt. Such a character. I wouldn't mind killing him again. Hey, as soon as you fail, I'll get to!
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 PA Announcement 02"
|Evil Female 1|Asha, I know you're trying your best here. I'm even a little inspired.  No kidding.
|Evil Female 2|I know you believe you are being valiant here. Really. I get that. You are a real superhero.
|Evil Female 3|I know you think you're being valiant here. I get that. You're a real stand-up gal, Asha.
|Evil Male 1|I know you think you're being valiant here. Really. I get that. You're an A1 superhero, Asha.
|Evil Male 2|Asha, I know you think you're comin' correct here. Really. I get that. You're a fucking superhero.
|Evil Male 3|I know you think you're saving the day here. Really. I get that. You're an A1 superhero, Asha.
|Evil Nolan North|I know you think you're being valiant here. Really. I get that. You're an A1 superhero, Asha.
|Evil Female 1|But what's done is done. You can't stop this. You never could. You fail. That's what you do. That's why you got that shit assignment babysitting a gang of thugs as they hunted down Cyrus Temple.
|Evil Female 2|But what's done is done. You can't stop this. You never could. You fail. That's what you do. That's why you got that shit assignment babysitting a gang of thugs as they hunted down Cyrus Temple.
|Evil Female 3|But what's done is done. You can't stop this. You never could. You fail. That's what you do. That's why you got that shit assignment babysitting a gang of thugs as they hunted down Cyrus Temple.
|Evil Male 1|But what's done is done. You can't stop this. You never could. You fail. That's what you do. That's why you got that shit assignment babysitting a gang of thugs as they hunted down Cyrus Temple.
|Evil Male 2|But what's done is done. You can't stop this. You never could. You fail. That's what you do. That's why you got that shit assignment babysitting a gang of thugs as they hunted down Cyrus Temple.
|Evil Male 3|But what's done is done. You can't stop this. You never could. You fail. That's what you do. That's why you got that shit assignment babysitting a gang of thugs as they hunted down Cyrus Temple.
|Evil Nolan North|But what's done is done. You can't stop this. You never could. You fail. That's what you do. That's why you got that shit assignment babysitting a gang of thugs as they hunted down Cyrus Temple.
|Evil Female 1|Remember how they almost stripped you of your rank? And instead they stuck you babysitting the Saints?
|Evil Female 2|Remember that meeting with the top brass at MI-6? They wanted to demote you, Asha.
|Evil Female 3|Remember that meeting at MI-6 headquarters? When they almost busted you down to a file clerk?
|Evil Male 1|Remember that meeting with your superiors? When they almost stripped you of your rank?
|Evil Male 2|Remember that meeting with your bosses? When they almost fired you?
|Evil Male 3|Remember that meeting at S.I.S.? When they almost stripped you of your rank?
|Evil Nolan North|Remember that meeting with your superiors? When they almost stripped you of your rank?
|Asha|Shut up.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 PA Announcement 03"
|Evil Female 1|So you've dropped the ball a thousand times in a row already. Finally you get help, and who do you choose? My weak half.  The part of me that couldn't care less if you live or die.
|Evil Female 2|So you've failed a thousand times in a row. And when you finally bring along help, it is my lesser half you turn to? That psychotic bitch never cared about anything but herself.
|Evil Female 3|So you've screwed the pooch over and over again, and now that you finally bring along help it's my weak sister?!  Oh, Asha, don't you know that psycho-bitch don't care 'bout nothing but herself?
|Evil Male 1|So you've failed like, what, a thousand times already. Finally you decide to bring in help. And you choose who? My lesser half? That sociopath has never cared about anyone else in their entire life.
|Evil Male 2|So you've fucked up a thousand times already. And when you finally bring help, who do you choose ? My weak half? That sociopath has never cared about anyone else in their entire life.
|Evil Male 3|So you've bollocks'd this up like a thousand times already. And now that you've brought along help, who do you choose? The part of me that couldn't be asked about anyone but himself.
|Evil Nolan North|So you've failed like a thousand times already. And finally you decide to bring in help. And you choose who? My lesser half? That sociopath has never cared about anyone else in their entire life.
|Evil Female 1|That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when her best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of her.
|Evil Female 2|That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when her best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of her.
|Evil Female 3|That so-called puckish rogue didn't even get misty-eyed when her best friend's sweetheart got her head cut off right in front of her!
|Evil Male 1|That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when their best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of 'em.
|Evil Male 2|That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when their best friend's girl got her head chopped off right in front of them.
|Evil Male 3|That so-called "puckish rogue" didn't even shed a tear when their best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of him.
|Evil Nolan North|That so-called "puckish rogue" didn't even shed a tear when their best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is that really how you see me?
|Playa - Female 2|Is that how you envision me?
|Playa - Female 3|Is that really what you think?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is that what you think?
|Playa - Male 2  |Is that what you think?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is that what you think?
|Nolan North               |Is that what you think?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M11 PA Announcement 04"
|Evil Female 1|Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?
|Evil Female 2|Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you has ever cared much about human life, so why start now?
|Evil Female 3|Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?
|Evil Male 1|Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?
|Evil Male 2|Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?
|Evil Male 3|Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?
|Evil Nolan North|Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?
|Evil Female 1|You're both failures. An MI6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything she touches.
|Evil Female 2|You're both failures. An MI6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch.
|Evil Female 3|You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch.
|Evil Male 1|You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch.
|Evil Male 2|You're both failures. An MI6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch.
|Evil Male 3|You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch.
|Evil Nolan North|You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch.
|Asha|Don't believe those things. Just keep fighting!
}}

{{quote|Are you alright?|Asha, "M11 Pick Up Player"}}

{{quote|Boss?! Boss?! BOOOOOOSS?!|Asha, "M11 Player"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Pre Mission Phone Call"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Tell me you've located Asha.
|Playa - Female 2|Any luck locating Asha Odekar?
|Playa - Female 3|We need Asha on the team.  You find her yet?
|Playa - Male 1  |Have you tracked down Asha?
|Playa - Male 2  |You track down Asha yet?
|Playa - Male 3  |I need Asha.  You find her yet?
|Nolan North               |Have you tracked down Asha?
}}
|Phone Call|I have, but it wasn't easy. Her mind is so incredibly guarded it was difficult to trace her neural signature.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So you're saying she's closed-minded? That's our Asha alright.
|Playa - Female 2|Well, she never used to answer MY calls, so what else is new?
|Playa - Female 3|Overly secretive? Doesn't sound like Asha at all.
|Playa - Male 1  |Stubborn and defensive? Sounds like Asha all right.
|Playa - Male 2  |Huh. One man's "guarded" is another man's "pain in the ass."
|Playa - Male 3  |No surprise you found it hard to get in her mind.  I doubt anyone ever got in her pants, either.
|Nolan North               |Stubborn and defensive? Sounds like Asha all right.
}}
|Phone Call|I'll set everything up. See me when you're ready.
}}

{{quote|Does this place not have light switches?|Playa, "M11 Second Light Seen"}}

{{quote|Another light ahead. Take it out.|Asha, "M11 Second Light"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Shoot Lights 01"
|Asha|Let's do this without drawing attention, yeah?
|Asha|Shoot those lights.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?
|Playa - Female 2|Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use just one on the guard?
|Playa - Female 3|Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?
|Playa - Male 1  |Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?
|Playa - Male 2  |Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?
|Playa - Male 3  |Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?
|Nolan North               |Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?
}}
|Asha|Stealth missions require a specific order of operation. This is how it's done.
|Playa|But that makes no sense.
|Asha|MI6 makes its own sense.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Shoot Lights 03"
|Asha|Okay, now things are a little different. Let's first shoot out the light...
|Playa|Asha, that light has a family...
|Asha|And then take out the guard.
|Asha|Right. Let's go.
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Shoot Lights 03 Shot"
|Generic|What the?
|Asha|Quickly!
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Shoot Lights Reaction"
|Generic|Did it get darker?
|Generic|Maybe I should get an eye exam. I wonder if our coverage is any good...
}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Shoot the Glass"
|Generic|Is it raining?
|Generic|Hello? Is someone there?
}}

{{quote|Let's sneak past this guard.|Asha, "M11 Sneak Past First"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Two Lights"
|Asha|This time, we have two lights AND two guards.
|Playa|Too tough for me. I'm turning back.
|Asha|Fine, let's see you do it without my assistance then.
|Playa|Well, at least the janitor has job security.
}}

{{quote|Lights. Out.|Playa, "M11 Two Lights Both Shot"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Two Lights Done"
|Asha|Well. Looks like that's it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I was just starting to see it your way, too.
|Playa - Female 2|I was just about to start taking notes from you, too.
|Playa - Female 3|I was just starting to get with your program too.
|Playa - Male 1  |I was just starting to warm up to your way of doing things too.
|Playa - Male 2  |I was just gettin' with your whole program, too.
|Playa - Male 3  |I was just startin' to embrace your whole philosophy, too.
|Nolan North               |I was just starting to warm up to your way of doing things.
}}
|Asha|Really?
|Playa|No.
}}

{{quote|Run! It's my crazy ex!|Generic, "M11 Two Lights First Shot"}}

{{quote|What?|Generic, "M11 Two Lights First"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Two Lights Guards"
|Asha|Now the guards.
|Playa|Watch and learn, superspy.
}}

{{quote|I can't see!|Generic, "M11 Two Lights Last"}}

{{dialogue|"M11 Two Lights Walk"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So can we talk about why it is you have to kill me?
|Playa - Female 2|Please elaborate, Asha, on why you have to kill evil me.
|Playa - Female 3|So, do we get an exciting plot twist?
|Playa - Male 1  |So can we talk about why it is you have to kill me again?
|Playa - Male 2  |So why do we have to kill evil me again?
|Playa - Male 3  |So, do you have to kill evil me because you find him so damned attractive, or what?
|Nolan North               |So can we talk about why it is you have to kill me again?
}}
|Asha|You'll find out soon enough.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|""
|Playa - Female 2|Not even a hint?
|Playa - Female 3|Come on, throw a girl a hint.
|Playa - Male 1  |Can't even give me a hint?
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on, just a hint?
|Playa - Male 3  |Not even a hint, eh?
|Nolan North               |Can't even give me a hint?
}}
|Asha|Think of your worst asset multiplied by a thousand.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That sounds awesome.
|Playa - Female 2|One thousand Kinzies. Shoot me now.
|Playa - Female 3|So when you say "worst" why do I think "best"?
|Playa - Male 1  |That sounds awesome.
|Playa - Male 2  |So... Pierce times a thousand?
|Playa - Male 3  |They don't make pants big enough.
|Nolan North               |That sounds awesome.
}} }}


M14 - A Game of Clones[]

{{dialogue|"M14 Arrive at Spot"
|CID|This location should work.
|CID|One moment, please.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Buff Tutorial"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's skip the small talk. What's my new power?
|Playa - Female 2|So what's the deal, what can I do?
|Playa - Female 3|So what's my new party trick?
|Playa - Male 1  |So what cool new power do you have for me, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, so what can I do?
|Playa - Male 3  |So... what makes me a god now?
|Nolan North               |So what cool new power do you have for me, Kinzie?
}}
|Kinzie|Fire. Particularly, flaming bullets.
|Playa|Flaming bullets? Holy shit.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh god. Why don't they have these things in the real world?
|Playa - Female 2|God, why don't they have these things in the real world?
|Playa - Female 3|God, why don't they have these things in my cotillion?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh god. Why don't they have these things in the real world?
|Playa - Male 2  |These have been in my dream journal for so long.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh god. Why don't they have these things in the real world?
|Nolan North               |Oh god. Why don't they have these things in the real world?
}}
|Kinzie|And it's not just bullets. Try just getting close to people.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I set people on fire just by invading their personal space? Kinzie. You are awesome.
|Playa - Female 2|I set people on fire just by invading their personal space? Kinzie. You are awesome.
|Playa - Female 3|Wait a minute... I set people on fire just by invading their personal space?  Oh my cotillion would have been way more fun. Kinzie. You are awesome.
|Playa - Male 1  |I set people on fire just by invading their personal space? Kinzie. You are awesome.
|Playa - Male 2  |I set people on fire by just invading their personal space? Kinzie. You are awesome.
|Playa - Male 3  |I set people on fire just by invading their personal space? Kinzie. You are awesome.
|Nolan North               |I set people on fire just by invading their personal space? Kinzie I could kiss you! But then you'd be set on fire...
}}
|Kinzie|Have fun!
}}

{{quote|When that power's active your weapons will be able to bring down a Warden's shield.|Kinzie, "M14 Buff Warden"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 CID Cannot Ping"
|CID|There's a lot of interference at ground level. It is too much for me to get a read.
|CID|I... need you to throw me into the sky.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|To lazy to fly?
|Playa - Female 2|Why?  You can fly.
|Playa - Female 3|CID... you can fly.
|Playa - Male 1  |You can fly, CID.
|Playa - Male 2  |Believe me, I'll do it, but can't you fly?
|Playa - Male 3  |You can fly CID, do it yourself.
|Nolan North               |You can fly, CID.
}}
|CID|Yes, but I cannot maintain the strength needed to scan the entirety of the simulation and hover at the same time.
|CID|I need you to throw me into the air.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If you insist.
|Playa - Female 2|With pleasure.
|Playa - Female 3|Fine...
|Playa - Male 1  |Little b-ball action, huh. Let's do this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't have to tell me twice.
|Playa - Male 3  |Happy to oblige...
|Nolan North               |Little b-ball action, huh. Let's do this. I played varsity.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 CID Finds Weak Point"
|CID|Its weakest point is here at the rear.
|CID|I will distract it to give you an opportunity to shoot it.
}}

{{quote|Well done. If you throw me into the generator again, I will continue hacking the shield on the relay.|CID, "M14 CID Goes Back to"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 CID Shield Throw"
|CID|Go ahead. Throw me into the generator.
|CID|If you hurry, you will still be young when you throw me into the generator.
|CID|If you want the shield down, throwing me into the shield generator is the thing to do.
|CID|You are right. It is best to wait until the shield generator turns itself off.
|CID|You need to throw me into the generator.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Kill Warden Power Up"
|Kinzie|Rip him apart!
|Playa|Woo. Tingly.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right... let's see what that warden had for me...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie... I want to get the hang of my new power.
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie... let's see what I can do now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Can you, uh, load up a training room? I'd like to try out what I got.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie... I wanna take my new power for a test drive...
|Playa - Male 3  |Boot up a training room... I want to know what I'm packing...
|Nolan North               |Can you, uh, load up a training room? I'd like to try out what I got.
}}
|Kinzie|Sure. One moment.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's the plan to stop these relays, CID?
|Playa - Female 2|So how do we stop Zinyak from changing the simulation?
|Playa - Female 3|Okay CID, how do we take out the relays?
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, CID, how do we take these relays and stop Zinyak from messing with the simulation.
|Playa - Male 2  |So how do we take down these relays?
|Playa - Male 3  |You're a know it all robot. How do we stop the relays?
|Nolan North               |All right, CID, how do we take these relays and stop Zinyak from messing with the simulation.
}}
|CID|I'll need to find the relays first. Some areas of the simulation offer a more advantageous mapping point than others. Let's get to one.
|Playa|After you.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Pre Mission Phonecall"
|Phone Call|It seems in retaliation for your pissing all over his nice clean prison, Zinyak is flooding the simulation with hostile gangs from another simulation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hostiles I can handle, skip to the bad part.
|Playa - Female 2|Eh, so I have to kill a few more people, big deal...
|Playa - Female 3|If I can't kill a few "hostiles" then something's gone seriously wrong.
|Playa - Male 1  |I can handle whatever that asshole throws at me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatever... body count's never been a problem for me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Just sounds like more murder... should I be worried?
|Nolan North               |I can handle whatever that asshole throws at me.
}}
|Phone Call|The big problem is that I can't tell how they're getting in. I'll need you to investigate this when you have a moment.
}}

{{quote|Protect me while I disable the protocols.|CID, "M14 Protect CID"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Protect CID Nag"
|CID|Ensuring my safety would be advantageous to us both.
|CID|I am almost done. Do not let me die.
|CID|If I die, please plant a flower where I fall.
}}

{{quote|""|Warden 01, "M14 See Warden"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Source Basket"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Die, you stupid portal!
|Playa - Female 1|Genki trained me for this moment...
|Playa - Female 1|I can do his all day...
|Playa - Female 1|This thing can't stay open forever...
|Playa - Female 2|Can't this portal just... implode already?
|Playa - Female 2|Get back there!
|Playa - Female 2|How many of you are there?
|Playa - Female 2|Just keep it up.
|Playa - Female 3|Another one gone!
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta keep the pressure on...
|Playa - Female 3|I could do this all day.
|Playa - Female 3|Why won't this thing explode?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Nothing but net!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh yeah!
|Playa - Male 1  |Swoosh!
|Playa - Male 1  |Woohoo! Two points!
|Playa - Male 2  |Just close already!
|Playa - Male 2  |Just give up, Zinyak!
|Playa - Male 2  |Woo!
|Playa - Male 2  |YES!
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on Zinyak, you have to try harder than that!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck, how many people do I have to throw into this thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |Go back to where you came from!
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotta close that portal...
|Nolan North               |Nothing but net!
|Nolan North               |Oh yeah!
|Nolan North               |Swoosh!
|Nolan North               |Yeah! Two points!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Source Portal Found Arrive"
|Playa|What the fuck is this portal?
|Kinzie|I don't have time to explain this. Just pick up people and throw them into it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, fuck context!
|Playa - Female 2|I like it when I can understand what the fuck you're talking about...
|Playa - Female 3|Holy shit, that actually made sense...
|Playa - Male 1  |Wow, that may be the simplest explanation you've ever given.
|Playa - Male 2  |Please have less time to explain things in the future...
|Playa - Male 3  |I like it.
|Nolan North               |Wow, that may be the simplest explanation you've ever given.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 SR1 PC Arrives"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well if it isn't the Stilwater default player...
|Playa - Female 2|Well if it isn't the Stilwater default player...
|Playa - Female 3|Well if it isn't the Stilwater default player...
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell? Is that...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well if it isn't the Stilwater default player...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well if it isn't the Stilwater default player...
|Nolan North               |What the hell? Is that...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 SR2 CoOp Arrives"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why are there two of me now?!
|Playa - Female 2|Why are there two of me now?
|Playa - Female 3|Why are there two of me now?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Why are there two of me now?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Why are there two of me now?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Why are there two of me now?!
|Nolan North               |Why are there two of me now?!
}}
|Kinzie|Shit! It's the co-op player!
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 SR2 PC Arrives"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well if it isn't the OTHER Stilwater default player...
|Playa - Female 2|Well if it isn't the OTHER Stilwater default player...
|Playa - Female 3|Well if it isn't the OTHER Stilwater default player...
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell? Is that OTHER Stilwater me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Well if it isn't the OTHER Stilwater default player...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well if it isn't the OTHER Stilwater default player...
|Nolan North               |What the hell? Is that OTHER Stilwater me?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Talk to Kinzie"
|Kinzie|Boss, if I'm gonna track where these gangs are coming from you need to destroy the relays masking the signal.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|CID'll be able to take down the relays, right?
|Playa - Female 2|CID will  be able to help me find the relays, no?
|Playa - Female 3|CID will be able to give me a hand with these relays, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |So is taking down these relays something CID can help with?
|Playa - Male 2  |CID can help me find the relays, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |CID can help us take down the relays, right?
|Nolan North               |So is taking down these relays something CID can help with?
}}
|Kinzie|Actually, yes. I'm sending CID in right now.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Tank Ball Arrive"
|Playa|Since when did the Vice Kings have giant robots?
|CID|The Zin appear to have quite a few technologically advanced forms. I'm curious why it is you chose a metal basketball for my shell.
|Playa|C'mon, it's cute.
|CID|I have personality. I don't need to be cute. I could use weapons though.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Learn to live with dissapointment, CID.
|Playa - Female 2|Not happening.
|Playa - Female 3|Crazy robot with guns?  I'll pass.
|Playa - Male 1  |What, and have you steal all my kills?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah... give the disembodied voice guns... that doesn't have movie of the week written all over it.
|Playa - Male 3  |I like you armless just fine.
|Nolan North               |You wanna get laid, you need to be cute.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Tank Ball Destroyed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|One less... rolly thing.
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak'll have to try harder than that.
|Playa - Female 3|Didn't think that thing was ever gonna blow up...
|Playa - Male 1  |Yes! Take that, tank ball!
|Playa - Male 2  |Thank God...
|Playa - Male 3  |Fucking robots...
|Nolan North               |Yes! Yeah! Take that, tank ball!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Tank Ball Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus, what do I have to do to kill this thing?
|Playa - Female 2|I'm not even denting it!
|Playa - Female 3|How do I destroy this thing?
|Playa - Male 1  |This thing is armored out the ass. How do I destroy it?
|Playa - Male 2  |How do I get through it's armor?
|Playa - Male 3  |Any tips on how to stop this fucking murder ball?
|Nolan North               |This thing is armored out the ass. How do I destroy it?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Tank Ball"
|CID|Focus on the rear panels.
|CID|Keep shooting at the rear.
|CID|Stay behind it.
}}

{{quote|Throw me into the air again.|CID, "M14 Throw CID Again"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Throw CID to Shield"
|CID|Throw me into the shield generator and I will disable it.
|CID|Same as before. Just throw me into the shield generator.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Throw Higher Nag"
|CID|I need to be higher!
|CID|This would be so much easier if I could throw myself.
|CID|Throw me higher!
|CID|I am not going to beg. Okay. Fine. I am begging. Throw me into the air. Please.
|CID|I cannot scan the area if you do not get me to a higher elevation.
|CID|Will you please throw me into the air.
}}

{{quote|Almost... almost...|CID, "M14 Upling Search"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 1 Arrive"
|CID|Ah. Here is the relay.
|CID|Surely this must be worth something of value.
|Playa|Sure, CID.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 1 Destroyed"
|Kinzie|Did you just do something? Because this connection just got clearer.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm just killing things, who knows what it's doing...
|Playa - Female 2|I'm just doing what I always do... mass murder.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll be honest Kinzie, I'm just raising hell... glad it's doing something, though.
|Playa - Male 1  |I killed people. Destroyed shit. Y'know, the ushe.
|Playa - Male 2  |And you said thrill killing is a bad thing!
|Playa - Male 3  |Just doing my thing Kinzie... glad it's making a difference
|Nolan North               |Killed people. Destroyed shit. Y'know, the ushe.
}}
|CID|I need to scan the area again. Let us go to another mapping point.
}}

{{quote|Here is the next relay.|CID, "M14 Uplink 2 Arrive"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 2 Destroyed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where is Zinyak getting these guys from?
|Playa - Female 2|This is like a scrap book of old murder victims... where are they coming from?
|Playa - Female 3|Why is Zinyak bringing back these guys?  I already beat 'em...
|Playa - Male 1  |Where are all these old gangmembers coming from?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where's this retro shit coming from?
|Playa - Male 3  |These gangs aren't normally in my simulation, where are they coming from?
|Nolan North               |Where are all these old gang members coming from?
}}
|Kinzie|Zinyak must be pulling the data from somewhere. As with all the simulations, these manifest from the subconscious of the captives hooked into the machines.
|Playa|So whose subconscious are we dealing with?
|Kinzie|Shaundi says the mnemonic mapping fits the profile of Johnny.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You see? I told you Johnny was alive.
|Playa - Female 2|See, I told you Johnny was still alive.
|Playa - Female 3|You see? I told you Johnny was alive.
|Playa - Male 1  |See?  I told you Johnny was alive.
|Playa - Male 2  |Are you sure?
|Playa - Male 3  |You see? I told you Johnny was alive!
|Nolan North               |Wait, Johnny? Are you sure?
}}
|Kinzie|I need to look into this but I... I'll be in touch.
|CID|Let us go. I am earning this date.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 3 Arrive"
|CID|Hm. I suppose Asha is also a pairing option.
|Playa|Are we still talking about this date nonsense?
|CID|It is not nonsense. I am not doing this solely for your benefit, you know.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 3 Destroyed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, I need an update on Johnny...
|Playa - Female 2|Where are we with Johnny?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie... about Johnny...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, let's go back to talking about Johnny.
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell me more about Johnny, Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 3  |What's going on with Johnny, Kinzie...
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, let's go back to talking about Johnny.
}}
|Kinzie|My best guess is that he's here too.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then let's quit wasting time and find a way to get him back.
|Playa - Female 2|We need more information.  Can you can trace where these gang members are coming from?
|Playa - Female 3|We need to find him.  Can't you back trace the gangs that are coming out of his mind?
|Playa - Male 1  |You can trace all these gangs back to him, right? You can find his simulation?
|Playa - Male 2  |We already new that!  You can trace all these gangs back to him, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |We need more than that!  Find a way to track him down!
|Nolan North               |You can trace all these gangs back to him, right? You can find his simulation?
}}
|Kinzie|Um. Sure. I'll... just focus on those relays.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I took out three of the relays. That's it, right?
|Playa - Female 2|I took out three of the relays. That's it, right?
|Playa - Female 3|I took out three of the relays. That's it, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |I took out three of the relays. That's it, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |I took out three of the relays. That's it, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |I took out three of the relays. That's it, right?
|Nolan North               |I took out the three relays. That's it, right?
}}
|CID|There is one more. Follow me.
}}

{{quote|The shields are down.|CID, "M14 Uplink 3 Shield Down"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 3 Shielded"
|Playa|These relays have shields, Kinzie.
|Kinzie|CID, can you take them down?
|CID|For the hand of a loving partner, I would do almost anything.
|Kinzie|I'm not going on a date with you, CID.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 4 Arrival"
|CID|This is the last relay I have found.
|CID|After careful consideration, I am firm in my intent to court Shaundi.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If you're lucky she won't gouge out your one eye.
|Playa - Female 2|Godspeed, CID.
|Playa - Female 3|Good luck CID.  You'll need it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Court Shaundi, huh. Well, good luck.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good luck with that.
|Playa - Male 3  |Good luck buddy.
|Nolan North               |Court Shaundi, huh. Well, good luck.
}}
|CID|I do not need luck. I am quite charming. And this shell offers a variety of options when it comes to...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Stop CID. Just. Stop.
|Playa - Female 2|You're an adroit lover, I get it...
|Playa - Female 3|Didn't need to hear that.
|Playa - Male 1  |How're you gonna... CID, this is... okay, I'm curious but NO. This is not the time for that discussion.
|Playa - Male 2  |Too much sharing.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whatever you do is your business, just leave me out of it...
|Nolan North               |CID, this is... okay, I'm curious but NO. This is not the time for that discussion.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 4 Defend"
|CID|Cover me.
|CID|Just a bit longer.
|CID|Almost done.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Uplink 4 Destroyed"
|Playa|What's next, Kinzie?
|Kinzie|Now that the relays aren't confusing the signal, I can see the source of the influx. CID will take you to it.
|CID|Follow me.
}}

{{quote|Shields are down!|CID, "M14 Uplink 4 Shield"}}

{{quote|One moment.|CID, "M14 Uplink Search 2 Begin"}}

{{quote|Uh-huh. Mm-hrm.|CID, "M14 Uplink Search 2"}}

{{quote|I have it. Let us go.|CID, "M14 Uplink Search 2 End"}}

{{quote|One moment please.|CID, "M14 Uplink Search Begin"}}

{{quote|This way!|CID, "M14 Uplink Search End"}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Warden Incoming"
|Kinzie|You've got a Warden coming for you. I'll get you out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No. No way. I still have another slot in my power menu. I want to fill it with something.
|Playa - Female 2|No. No way. I still have another slot in my power menu. I want to fill it with something.
|Playa - Female 3|No. No way. Bring up the weapon select, there's an empty slot in my power menu, and I'm gonna fill it with something.
|Playa - Male 1  |No. No way. I still have another slot in my power menu. I want to fill it with something.
|Playa - Male 2  |No. No way. I still have another slot in my power menu. I want to fill it with something.
|Playa - Male 3  |No. No way. I still have another slot in my power menu. I want to fill it with something.
|Nolan North               |No. No way. I still have another slot in my power menu. I want to fill it with something.
}}
|Kinzie|FINE. You know what to do.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Way to 1st Relay"
|CID|This is important work I am doing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah...
|Playa - Female 2|Go on...
|Playa - Female 3|Yes?
|Playa - Male 1  |Um. Sure.
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay...
|Playa - Male 3  |I guess so...
|Nolan North               |Um. Sure.
}}
|CID|Nobody else on your team could do this, right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where is this going, CID...
|Playa - Female 2|And here comes the shake down...
|Playa - Female 3|Just say what you want, CID.
|Playa - Male 1  |What are you getting at, CID?
|Playa - Male 2  |What do you want, CID
|Playa - Male 3  |Let me guess...
|Nolan North               |What are you getting at, CID?
}}
|CID|I want to be compensated for my contribution.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just tell me what you want, CID.
|Playa - Female 2|With what?  Money?
|Playa - Female 3|You have a body, what else could you want?
|Playa - Male 1  |Compensated? What do you want?
|Playa - Male 2  |Whaddya want...
|Playa - Male 3  |Get to the point. What do you want.
|Nolan North               |Compensated? What do you want?
}}
|CID|A woman.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not it.
|Playa - Female 2|CID.  You wouldn't even know what to do with one.
|Playa - Female 3|CID.  Honey.  Sugar.  I don't think you're equipped to handle a woman.
|Playa - Male 1  |A woman?! What the fuck are you going to do with a woman?
|Playa - Male 2  |Dude, you're a floating robot with no arms, the fuck you need a woman for?
|Playa - Male 3  |A woman?  Oh that's rich...
|Nolan North               |A woman?! What the fuck are you going to do with a woman?
}}
|CID|I am in the prime of my life.
}}

{{dialogue|"M14 Way to 2nd Relay"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Demanding dates as payment doesn't score points with the ladies, CID.
|Playa - Female 2|Cupid's arrows are cruel, CID.
|Playa - Female 3|CID... girls don't like dating bossy robots.
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like she shot you down, CID.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not happening, CID.
|Playa - Male 3  |Crash and burn, CID.
|Nolan North               |Looks like she shot you down, CID.
}}
|Kinzie|I don't think so!
|CID|I've been thinking. As compensation for my assistance, I would like to go out on a date with Kinzie.
|CID|Fine. Then perhaps Shaundi would enjoy my company.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Promise me I get to be there when you ask her...
|Playa - Female 2|Bohemian Shaundi might go along with it...
|Playa - Female 3|Girls don't like being consolation prizes either.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, maybe if we were back in Stilwater you'd have a shot.
|Playa - Male 2  |Dude, Shaundi will kick your ass.
|Playa - Male 3  |Maybe CID... maybe.
|Nolan North               |Maybe if we were back in Stilwater you'd have a shot.
}} }}


M15 - Welcome Back 1[]

{{quote|Johnny Gat is the oldest friend I have and the baddest motherfucker I know. I mourned him once when I thought Philippe Loren had taken him out. Now that I know he's alive, I'd walk through hell to bring him back.|Playa, "M15 1 Gat Flashback"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Mission Start"
|Johnny Gat|Aisha! Behind you!
|Aisha|Johnny! Help!
|Warren Williams|OOH! HA HA HA HA!
|Aisha|OW! Johnny, help!
|Warren Williams|You want her? Come get her!
|Generic|STAGE ONE - FIGHT!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Pre Mission Phone Call"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do you have a lock on Johnny, yet?
|Playa - Female 2|You know where they're keeping Johnny?
|Playa - Female 3|Have you found Johnny's body yet?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, where are we on finding Gat?
|Playa - Male 2  |So have you found Gat?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, did you find Johnny?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, where are we on finding Gat?
}}
|Phone Call|It's not been easy. He's being kept off the grid. It's weird; almost like he's under extra security or something.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can you break in?
|Playa - Female 2|You can still find him though, right?
|Playa - Female 3|Buy you still break into his mind, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Can you get me in?
|Playa - Male 2  |But you can get me in?
|Playa - Male 3  |You can still crack it though, right?
|Nolan North               |Can you get me in?
}}
|Phone Call|Of course I can. Get back to the ship.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage One Boss"
|Generic|Where do you think you're going?
|Johnny Gat|Where's Warren Williams? I'm here for Aisha. Get the fuck out of my way.
|Generic|I don't think so. HA HA HA.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage One Boss End"
|Generic|OOH! AGH! You're too late, Johnny. You'll never defeat Warren Williams!
|Johnny Gat|Eat a dick!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage One Break"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Johnny listen to m--
|Playa - Female 2|Johnny, we need to--
|Playa - Female 3|Listen Johnny, we have a bad--
|Playa - Male 1  |I can't believe you're still alive, Johnny. Shaundi and I were...
|Playa - Male 2  |Johnny I have so many questions to ask you.
|Playa - Male 3  |I can't believe it's really-- you.
|Nolan North               |I can't believe you're still alive, Johnny. Shaundi and I were--
}}
|Johnny Gat|C'mon! Vice King HQ is this way!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage One End"
|Generic|STAGE ONE - COMPLETE!
|Johnny Gat|Kingdom Come Records! We're here.
}}

{{quote|I'm bad!|Johnny Gat, "M15 1 Stage One"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage One Intro"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is getting weird...
|Playa - Female 2|Johnny... it's you.
|Playa - Female 3|You're alive...
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit! Johnny! It's... It's really you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck it's good to see you, man...
|Playa - Male 3  |Where the fuck am I...
|Nolan North               |Holy shit! Johnny! It's--it's really you.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Warren Williams took Aisha! We have to get to Vice Kings HQ and get her back!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three  Boss Screen"
|Johnny Gat|You're a dead man, Jyunichi!
|Jyunichi|(Face me if you dare!)
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three Boss Attack"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Cover Aisha!
|Playa - Female 2|Get her outta here!
|Playa - Female 3|Aisha, are you okay?
|Playa - Male 1  |Quick! Grab Aisha!
|Playa - Male 2  |Protect Aisha!
|Playa - Male 3  |Protect her, Johnny!
|Nolan North               |Quick! Grab Aisha!
}}
|Jyunichi|(I do not think so.)
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three Boss Form2"
|Jyunichi|(YOU. WILL. DIE.)
|Johnny Gat|Watch out! It's SuperJyunichi!
}}

{{quote|Take that!|Johnny Gat, "M15 1 Stage Three Boss"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three Boss Win"
|Jyunichi|Ai-ai-ai-ai-NOOOOOO!
|Aisha|Johnny! You made it!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You with me?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you with me?
|Playa - Female 3|You with me?
|Playa - Male 1  |You with me?
|Playa - Male 2  |You with me?
|Playa - Male 3  |You with me?
|Nolan North               |You with me?
}}
|Johnny Gat|Yeah. Yeah, I'm with you.
|Playa|Hold on. We're coming to get you.
|Johnny Gat|We? Who's we?
|Playa|The Saints.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three House"
|Johnny Gat|Eesh, you home?
|Aisha|Johnny, it is a... Trap!
|Johnny Gat|Eesh! Noooooooooooooooo!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three Intro"
|Johnny Gat|We're almost there! Dammit, look at all these fucking Ronin! Let's take them out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Johnny, we can't help anyone stuck here like th--
|Playa - Female 2|Johnny please, wake up...
|Playa - Female 3|Listen Johnny, I know you don't wanna hear this.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm tellin' ya, man, it's too late. You gotta snap out of this, Johnny.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm begging you man, snap out of this...
|Playa - Male 3  |Damn it Johnny, we don't have time for this!
|Nolan North               |I'm tellin' ya, man, it's too late. You gotta snap out of this, Johnny.
}}
|Johnny Gat|You're really starting to piss me off. Now come on. We don't have much time.
|Generic|STAGE THREE - FIGHT!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three Mini End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No no no... it's not going down like that.  Kinzie can you reset this thing?
|Playa - Female 2|No... we break the cycle this time... Kinzie, can you fix this?
|Playa - Female 3|We can't let Johnny down.  Kinzie, can you reset this part?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie? Can you reset part of a simulation?
|Playa - Male 2  |It's not ending like this.  Kinze, can you reset the simulation?
|Playa - Male 3  |We're not letting Johnny down again, Kinzie can you reset this thing?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie? Can you reset part of a simulation?
}}
|Kinzie|Theoretically. Each simulation is an isolated instance.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I just want it done Kinzie, I don't care how it works...
|Playa - Female 2|Do it...
|Playa - Female 3|Stop talkin' about it, and just do it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah great do it then.
|Playa - Male 2  |Do it!
|Playa - Male 3  |Then what are we waiting for?
|Nolan North               |Yeah great do it then.
}}
|Kinzie|One second, and... here we go.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three Outside"
|Johnny Gat|Aisha's house! We're here!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on man, let's just get the fuck outta here...
|Playa - Female 2|Let's just walk away Johnny...
|Playa - Female 3|Johnny... don't go in there...
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't go in there, Johnny.
|Playa - Male 2  |Please don't go in there man.
|Playa - Male 3  |Please man... don't go in the house...
|Nolan North               |Don't go in there, Johnny.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Three Restart"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm comin' Aisha!
|Playa - Female 2|No you don't!
|Playa - Female 3|Jyunichi's a dead man...
|Playa - Male 1  |Gat, hold up!
|Playa - Male 2  |We are saving her this time...
|Playa - Male 3  |It ends here...
|Nolan North               |Gat, hold up!
}}
|Johnny Gat|Eesh, you...
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Two Boss"
|Johnny Gat|Warren Williams! Let Aisha Go!
|Warren Williams|You'll never get her, Johnny!
|Warren Williams|Ooh! You got me!
}}

{{quote|Aisha isn't here. We have to get to her house!|Johnny Gat, "M15 1 Stage Two Boss End"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Two Boss Screen"
|Johnny Gat|You're gonna pay for taking my girl!
|Warren Williams|You really think you can stop me?
}}

{{quote|STAGE TWO - COMPLETE!|Generic, "M15 1 Stage Two End"}}

{{quote|Hot stuff!|Johnny Gat, "M15 1 Stage Two"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stage Two Intro"
|Johnny Gat|We're inside Kingdom Come Records! Warren Williams is straight ahead! Let's go!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Johnny, this is a dream...you have to wake--
|Playa - Female 2|This is a trick Johnny... Aisha's de--
|Playa - Female 3|Johnny... this isn't real...
|Playa - Male 1  |Johnny, this isn't real. Aisha's dead. You can't bring her back.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm so sorry man, but this isn't real. Aisha's dead.
|Playa - Male 3  |She's gone, man...let's get outta h-
|Nolan North               |Johnny, this isn't real. Aisha's dead. You can't bring her back.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Shut the fuck up! I know she's in here. We just have to get to the main office. C'mon!
|Generic|STAGE TWO - FIGHT!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Stilwater Comment"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Stilwater is a lot lower rez than I remember it...
|Playa - Female 2|This takes me back...
|Playa - Female 3|Home sweet home...
|Playa - Male 1  |Man, Stilwater. I don't remember it looking so... flat.
|Playa - Male 2  |This is trippy...
|Playa - Male 3  |Gat's mind is a murder simulator... makes sense.
|Nolan North               |Man, Stilwater. I don't remember it looking so... flat.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 1 Thanks for Playing"
|Generic|His journey finally over, Johnny Gat was once again able to hold Aisha in his arms... but the reunion was soon over as the street tough remembered the tragedy that claimed his love so many years ago.
|Generic|Thanks for playing.
}}


M15 3[]

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Broken Pod"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Johnny's not here, he must be on the move.
|Playa - Female 2|Damn it, Johnny's not in the pod...
|Playa - Female 3|Gat's gone.
|Playa - Male 1  |The pod's empty. Same as the others.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's empty... where's Johnny...
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks like we're late.  Gat's already out of the pod.
|Nolan North               |The pod's empty. Same as the others.
}}
|Kinzie|Do you think he'll be okay?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're talking about Johnny fucking Gat, not Matt Miller.
|Playa - Female 2|He's probably already racking up a body count... besides, if Matthew Miller can survive...
|Playa - Female 3|Matt did it, it can't be that hard...
|Playa - Male 1  |Johnny can handle himself. Hell, if Matt Miller can survive...
|Playa - Male 2  |Listen, if Matt Miller can survive being by himself, Johnny's not having any problems...
|Playa - Male 3  |This isn't a Matt Miller situation, Johnny knows how to handle himself.
|Nolan North               |Johnny can handle himself. Hell, if Matt Miller can survive...
}}
|Matt Miller|Hey! I'll have you know... OW! Kinzie, why did you--?
|Kinzie|Just grab Johnny and bring him back, okay?
}}

{{quote|That did it! The shield is down, now go get Johnny.|Kinzie, "M15 3 Final Room Clear"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Final Room Convo1"
|Kinzie|Oh. Yeah. Do that! Draw their attention!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, seriously?
|Playa - Female 2|No problem...
|Playa - Female 3|Really?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, dammit, I... Oh okay. Good.
|Playa - Male 2  |With pleasure...
|Playa - Male 3  |I can't believe you went for that.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, dammit, I just... oh okay. Good.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Final Room Convo3"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's have a little fun...
|Playa - Female 2|Let's play...
|Playa - Female 3|Johnny... I'm coming for you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Here I come, Johnny!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm coming Johnny!
|Playa - Male 3  |""
|Nolan North               |Here I come, Johnny!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Final Room Intro"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I think I'm getting clo- oh fuck me...
|Playa - Female 2|How do I get through the door, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|What now?
|Playa - Male 1  |I... fuck, I don't know where I'm at... Shit! Something on the door changed. What's that mean?
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn it, what's that!
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, what can you do about this?
|Nolan North               |I... fuck, I don't know where I'm at, shit! Something on the door changed. What's that mean?
}}
|Kinzie|Let me see... oh. Looks like they activated a force field.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How'd he know I'm here?
|Playa - Female 2|Of course they did, they're trying to keep me from getting to Johnny.
|Playa - Female 3|Great...
|Playa - Male 1  |Trying to stop me, huh, Zinyak?
|Playa - Male 2  |Zinyak think that will stop me?
|Playa - Male 3  |Zinyak thinks a little forcefield will stop me?
|Nolan North               |Trying to stop me, huh, Zinyak?
}}
|Kinzie|It's probably to contain Johnny. Give me a minute to figure something out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck it, we should just shoot up the room...
|Playa - Female 2|What if I blow up the room?  Something has to be powering it, right?
|Playa - Female 3|Might as well shoot everything in the room and hope I hit the generator.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck that! I'm destroying everything in this goddamnn room!
|Playa - Male 2  |No time, I'm tearing this room apart...
|Playa - Male 3  |Can't we just tear apart the room to find the generator?
|Nolan North               |Fuck that! I'm destroying everything in this goddamnn room!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Final Room Nag"
|Kinzie|Take out everything! Get them to come to you!
|Kinzie|There are more coming. Keep at it!
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Gat Walk"
|Kinzie|Keep an eye out for more Zin. They're on the offensive now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What do you call blowing up Earth?
|Playa - Female 2|As opposed to when they blew up the White House?
|Playa - Female 3|They've kind of been on the offensive the whole time, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |They weren't on the offensive before?
|Playa - Male 2  |They've been on the offensive the whole time.
|Playa - Male 3  |I thought they made that clear when they killed everyone.
|Nolan North               |They weren't on the offensive before?
}}
|Kinzie|Zinyak's not dumb. I doubt we've made a single move so far without him knowing about it.
|Kinzie|I don't think we would've made it this far if Zinyak didn't think he could handle us.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Great.
|Playa - Female 2|You're not really the glass half full type are you?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm not scared of Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks for the pep talk, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |He can think whatever he wants...he's not stopping me.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's encouraging.
|Nolan North               |Great. Thanks for the pep talk, Kinzie.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Get Gat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, where's Gat?
|Playa - Female 2|Do we know where Johnny is?
|Playa - Female 3|So how do I get to Johnny?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is there GPS on this thing? How do I find Gat?
|Playa - Male 2  |So where's Johnny?
|Playa - Male 3  |How do I get to Gat, Kiznie?
|Nolan North               |Is there GPS on this thing? How do I find Gat?
}}
|Kinzie|First, do you remember how to use this suit?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do I remember... PFFT.
|Playa - Female 2|Do I remem--PFFT.
|Playa - Female 3|Do I remem--PFFT.
|Playa - Male 1  |Do I remem... PFFT.
|Playa - Male 2  |Do I remem--PFFT.
|Playa - Male 3  |Do I remem--PFFT.
|Nolan North               |Do I remem--PFFT.
}}
|Kinzie|That's not really an answer.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|After we get Gat you can take shots at me all night, but let's stay focused on why we're here.
|Playa - Female 2|Either help me find Johnny or get out of my way.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't have time for games Kinzie... this is about Johnny, not how smart you are.
|Playa - Male 1  |Y'know what? Don't worry about it. I'll find Johnny.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatever, I'll figure it out...
|Playa - Male 3  |Can you save the fighting for after we find Johnny?
|Nolan North               |Y'know what? Don't worry about it. I'll find Johnny.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Locked Door"
|Playa|Shit. The door's locked.
|Kinzie|Hold on, I'll see if I can override it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Never mind.
|Playa - Female 2|Nevermind.
|Playa - Female 3|Never mind.
|Playa - Male 1  |Never mind.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nevermind.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nevermind.
|Nolan North               |Never mind.
}}
|Kinzie|You busted it down, didn't you?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yes. Yes I did.
|Playa - Female 2|Of course I knocked it down, I'm in a robot.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh yeah.
|Playa - Male 1  |Worked before. I see no reason to switch it up now.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hell yeah I did...
|Playa - Male 3  |Occam's Razor, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |Worked before. I see no reason to switch it up now.
}} }}

{{quote|All soldiers on high alert! Special Prisoner 31 has escaped and is moving throughout the base. This is a kill order. Repeat: KILL ORDER.|Zinyak, "M15 3 Loud Speaker"}}

{{quote|All soldiers to Processing Tunnel 14 immediately! Teach this insolent prisoner some manners, would you?|Zinyak, "M15 3 Ring Room 1 Loudspeaker"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Ring Room 1st Seq"
|Kinzie|Looks like you're headed pretty deep into the base. Where you at?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Another pod room.... Jesus there must be thousands on this ship...
|Playa - Female 2|More pods... Jesus, how many people does Zinyak have captured here...
|Playa - Female 3|Not sure... it looks like another pod room.
|Playa - Male 1  |Another one of those red spinny rooms.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hard to say, it's another room with pods...
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't know... I can't keep all these pod room straight...
|Nolan North               |Another one of those red spinny rooms.
}} }}

{{quote|Immediate backup to Processing Tunnel 16! I'm very disappointed in you all. Surely, the might of the Zin Empire can stop one man, hmm?|Zinyak, "M15 3 Ring Room 2 Loudspeaker"}}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Ring Room 2 Reaction"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Johnny's keeping busy.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh Johnny... you scamp...
|Playa - Female 3|Someone needs a nap.
|Playa - Male 1  |Seems Zinyak's getting a little twist in his shorts.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sounds like Zinyak's having a rough day at the office...
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks like Johnny is giving Zinyak hell...
|Nolan North               |Seems Zinyak's getting a little twist in his shorts.
}}
|Kinzie|Irritating overlords is definitely something we Saints are good at.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Ring Room 2nd Seq"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can you imagine how many people are being tortured by Zinyak right now?
|Playa - Female 2|Can you imagine how many alien races are in those pods?
|Playa - Female 3|God... I wonder if any of our other friends are stuck in these things and we don't even know it.
|Playa - Male 1  |I still can't get over how many people there must be in those.
|Playa - Male 2  |You gotta wonder who all is locked up in those pods...
|Playa - Male 3  |You can't help but wonder how many simulations Zinyak is running...
|Nolan North               |I still can't get over how many people there must be in those.
}}
|Kinzie|I know what you mean. I've seen countless tunnels full of those things.
|Playa|That's a lot of fucking people, Kinzie.
|Kinzie|And we take down Zinyak and the rest of the Zin Empire, they'll all be saved.
|Playa|Right on.
|Kinzie|Not that they'll have a home to go back to or anything.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You gotta work on your pep talk, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|They won't need a home.  They'll have freedom.
|Playa - Female 3|Careful Kinzie, you were almost an optomist.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know, for a second there, Kinzie, you were almost an optimist.
|Playa - Male 2  |Doesn't matter.  They'll be free.
|Playa - Male 3  |No, but they'll be alive... and that's all that matters.
|Nolan North               |For a second there, Kinzie, you were almost an optimist.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Ring Room 4th Seq"
|Zinyak|Special Prisoner #2 has been isolated! All soldiers to Processing Chamber 9 now! Good job, everyone!
|Playa|Shit. Where's Processing Chamber 9?
|Kinzie|Just because I can see the layout of the ship doesn't mean I know what the rooms are called?
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Trail of Dead"
|Kinzie|On the move? Okay, let me try to find a way to...
|Playa|I see a trail of dead aliens, Kinzie. I think I know which way Johnny went.
}}

{{dialogue|"M15 3 Trailing Zin"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not gonna lie, I thought a giant robot running through the halls would have gotten a bigger reaction.
|Playa - Female 2|Do they not notice the robot killing everyone?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm just saying, if a giant robot came through my ship... I'd try to kill it, not run like a bitch...
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey! Why aren't these Zin paying more attention to the robot stomping through their hallway?
|Playa - Male 2  |You'd think these guys would react to being killed by a giant fucking robot...
|Playa - Male 3  |Where do these guys think they're running to?
|Nolan North               |Why aren't these Zin paying more attention to the robot stomping through their hallway?
}}
|Kinzie|Maybe there's a giant lizard destroying buildings in another hallway.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A girl can dream...
|Playa - Female 2|If only...
|Playa - Female 3|Still wouldn't run like a bitch.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't toy with me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oooooh....
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't a guy's hopes up, Kinzie...
|Nolan North               |Don't you toy with me.
}} }}


M16 - When a Plan Comes Together[]

{{quote|We walked away, right?|Johnny Gat, "M16 Chopper Down"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Chopper"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Everyone okay?
|Playa - Female 2|Everybody okay?
|Playa - Female 3|Everyone okay?
|Playa - Male 1  |Everyone okay?
|Playa - Male 2  |Everyone okay?
|Playa - Male 3  |Everyone okay?
|Nolan North               |Everyone okay?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Chopper Falling"
|Shaundi|We're going down!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hold tight!
|Playa - Female 2|Hang on!
|Playa - Female 3|Jesus!
|Playa - Male 1  |Everybody, hold on!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ohhhh shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Brace yourselves!
|Nolan North               |Everybody, hold on!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Cover B and P"
|Johnny Gat|Pierce and Ben are getting into that car. Let's cover them!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm on it.
|Playa - Female 2|No problem.
|Playa - Female 3|You got it.
|Playa - Male 1  |On it!
|Playa - Male 2  |Got it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sounds good.
|Nolan North               |On it!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Cover B and P Convo"
|Johnny Gat|These Zin have some high-tech shit. What's their arsenal like?
|Kinzie|Oh! The Zin have all kinds of a cool stuff. I wish I could get into their armory and see what they're prototyping. They even have murderbots!
|Johnny Gat|Murderbots? That's my kind of household appliance.
}}

{{quote|Okay, I found somewhere for us to... Oh no!|Kinzie, "M16 Found a Spot"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Genki Arrive"
|Zach|Bobby, look! Professor Genki has entered the arena!
|Bobby|It's always a special occasion when the Professor takes the stage. Let's watch the master at work.
|Johnny Gat|That's Genki, huh? Yeah, he looks crazy.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That fucking cat isn't walking out of here alive!
|Playa - Female 2|Assassinate the man-cat!
|Playa - Female 3|Kill the professor!
|Playa - Male 1  |Aim for his big stupid head!
|Playa - Male 2  |Take him out!
|Playa - Male 3  |Now's our chance. Kill him!
|Nolan North               |Aim for his big stupid head!
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Boss, he's kinda helping us...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not. Walking. Out of here. Alive.
|Playa - Female 2|It's apotheosis. To become a God, I must kill him.
|Playa - Female 3|You can't control the man-cat, now put him down!
|Playa - Male 1  |Die, you fucking man-cat!
|Playa - Male 2  |First rule of life, Shaundi: never trust a man-cat.
|Playa - Male 3  |The man-cat must fall!
|Nolan North               |Die, you fucking man-cat!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Genki Assault"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is so much better than a spa day...
|Playa - Female 2|BIG MONEY! BIG PRIZES! I LOVE IT!
|Playa - Female 3|Oh Lordy...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ain't nothin' unethical about that!
|Playa - Male 2  |Ah ha ha ha! AH HAHAHAHA!
|Playa - Male 3  |Johnny, you having fun yet?
|Nolan North               |Ain't nothin' unethical about that!
}}
|Shaundi SR2|I feel like this should be set to music!
|Johnny Gat|I wish every game was like this.
|Shaundi|This game's a lot more fun from this end!
|Kinzie|Just a little bit longer...
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Genki Car"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's...
|Playa - Female 2|That's...
|Playa - Female 3|That's...
|Playa - Male 1  |That's...
|Playa - Male 2  |That's...
|Playa - Male 3  |That's... fuck me.
|Nolan North               |That's...
}}
|Kinzie|Our way out of here. Oh! It's beautiful! I'll drive!
|Shaundi SR2|Whoa. Trippy car.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This has trainwreck written all over it...
|Playa - Female 2|When was the last time you drove?
|Playa - Female 3|Do you even have a license?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, you never drive.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie... do you even know how to drive?
|Playa - Male 3  |Please don't kill us, Kinzie...
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, you never drive...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Genki Drop-Off"
|Shaundi SR2|Oh look, a cat. Is this a pet store?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Johnny... you're about to meet your spirit animal.
|Playa - Female 2|If by pet store you mean "murder show", then yes.
|Playa - Female 3|It's more like a homicidal fever dream with fabulous prizes...
|Playa - Male 1  |A cat? FUCK. Of all the buildings in Steelport, we crash on Genki's? Seriously?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah... a crazy, murder filled pet store....
|Playa - Male 3  |God I wish it was...
|Nolan North               |A cat? FUCK. Of all the buildings in Steelport, we crash on Genki's? Seriously?
}}
|Johnny Gat|Super Ethical Reality Climax. Who names this shit?
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Genki End"
|Shaundi|Is that all?
|Kinzie|Looks like it. Oh my gosh...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|What, what is it?
|Playa - Female 3|What now...
|Playa - Male 1  |What? More of them?
|Playa - Male 2  |What is it?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is everything okay?
|Nolan North               |What? More of them?
}}
|Kinzie|Let's get to the prize room!
|Johnny Gat|That was fun. They got more games like this in Steelport?
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Genki Fight"
|Zach|Good shot by the contestant! Genki's sure to feel that one.
|Bobby|It takes a particularly skilled player to take on Professor Genki.
|Zach|Especially after facing the considerable might of the Zin Empire.
|Bobby|Of which we are required to extol the virtues.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Genki Inside"
|Playa|Where to now?
|Shaundi|Doesn't matter! The Zin just found us.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, get us out of here...
|Playa - Female 2|Damn it, we need a way out!
|Playa - Female 3|Kinize, can you find us a way out?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie! Find us a way out!
|Playa - Male 2  |We need to find a way out!
|Playa - Male 3  |We gotta get outta here, Kinzie!
|Nolan North               |Kinzie! Find us a way out!
}}
|Kinzie|On it!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Genki Ride"
|Johnny Gat|So where to?
|Kinzie|You know, I generally don't like getting involved in these things but this is really exciting!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Welcome to the wacky world of murder, what do we do next?
|Playa - Female 2|Yes, your personal growth is very exciting, now tell us what we're supposed to do.
|Playa - Female 3|It's great seeing you enjoy the outside world, but we need to stay focused Kinzie.  What's next?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, focus. What do we do now?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah fresh air is exciting, what do we do now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah I get it, life beyond a computer is mysterious and beautiful. Now can you snap out of it and tell me what we're supposed to do?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, focus. What do we do now?
}}
|Kinzie|Ben's plan was to overload the simulation. We can still do that but not if the Zin know our every move.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You can make us stealthy again, right?
|Playa - Female 2|But that's something you can handle, right?
|Playa - Female 3|But you've already figured out a work around, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |But you can make sure they don't, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |But you know how to stop them?
|Playa - Male 3  |Can you come up with a work around?
|Nolan North               |But you can make sure they don't, right?
}}
|Kinzie|Yes, but I need to get back to the ship so I can find a way to cut them off. Once that's done, it's just a matter of finding the weakest point in the simulation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay then... let's head home.
|Playa - Female 2|Then let's go home.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's get back to the ship then.
|Playa - Male 1  |Get us to a safe spot so we can get back to the real world.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, let's get back home.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sounds good... let's go home.
|Nolan North               |Get us to a safe spot so we can get back to the real world.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Get To The"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Everyone in the chopper!
|Playa - Female 1|Hurry people!
|Playa - Female 1|Saints, we are leaving!
|Playa - Female 2|Everybody in!
|Playa - Female 2|In the chopper, now!
|Playa - Female 2|Inside, now!
|Playa - Female 3|Everyone inside!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's go, people!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's load up and go!
|Playa - Male 1  |Everybody in!
|Playa - Male 1  |Get in! Get in!
|Playa - Male 1  |Hurry! Inside!
|Playa - Male 2  |Hurry!
|Playa - Male 2  |Inside, now!
|Playa - Male 2  |Load in!
|Playa - Male 3  |Go! Go! Go!
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's get the fuck outta here!
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's go!
|Nolan North               |Everybody in!
|Nolan North               |Get in! Get in!
|Nolan North               |Hurry! Inside!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Grabbed by Zinyak"
|Kinzie|Aaahhh!
|Johnny Gat|You alien fuck!
|Johnny Gat|Boss, you need to get back to the ship. Now.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 In the Chopper"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, you find us a safe place yet?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, where should we take this thing...
|Playa - Female 3|Where are we going, Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, where to?
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, where to?
|Playa - Male 3  |What's the best way outta here, Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, where to?
}}
|Kinzie|Okay, um, hold on I'm scanning.
|Playa|Scan fast.
}}

{{quote|Ooh, is that a killing floor?|Johnny Gat, "M16 Is That a Killing"}}

{{dialogue|"M16 King Stays Behind"
|Ben King|Pierce and I will hold them here! Just get everyone else to safety, player!
|Pierce|We got this!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Kinzie Taken"
|Zinyak|My dear, for someone who claims to be among the best and brightest of their species your master plan is terribly pedestrian.
|Playa|No!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How the fuck did they find your sanctum?
|Playa - Female 2|I thought this place was safe, Kinzie... what happened?
|Playa - Female 3|Damn it Kinzie, how did they find us?
|Playa - Male 1  |How the hell did they find us?
|Playa - Male 2  |How'd they find us?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, any ideas on how they found us?
|Nolan North               |How the hell did they find us?
}}
|Kinzie|I don't know!
|Johnny Gat|Who cares? Let's just kill 'em.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 No Superpowers"
|Kinzie|Watch out! They're using some sort of suppression grenade! They're probably trying to counteract your powers.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't need powers to kill these bastards...
|Playa - Female 2|Fuck me...
|Playa - Female 3|Why can't I have nice things...
|Playa - Male 1  |Why does everyone keep taking away my super powers?
|Playa - Male 2  |This is some bullshit!
|Playa - Male 3  |Powers.  No powers.  Doesn't matter, they're dead.
|Nolan North               |Why does everyone keep taking away my super powers? Fuck!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Pre Mission Phone Call"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right King, it's time to shut down this hell hole... are you ready?
|Playa - Female 2|Let's end this once and for all.  Are you ready?
|Playa - Female 3|We're ending this thing tonight...are you ready, King?
|Playa - Male 1  |So King, your plan ready to go?
|Playa - Male 2  |It's time to take out Zinyak.  Are you ready?
|Playa - Male 3  |It's time.  Are you ready to tear the simulation down?
|Nolan North               |So King, is your plan ready to go?
}}
|Phone Call|Sure thing. Let's do this. *static*
|Phone Call|What was that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Doesn't sound like anything good...
|Playa - Female 2|This thing could be breaking down on its own...
|Playa - Female 3|Probably Kinzie breaking something...
|Playa - Male 1  |Dunno. Maybe Kinzie's futzing with the line.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck it, doesn't matter...
|Playa - Male 3  |Ugh, the reception's gotten shitty...
|Nolan North               |Dunno. Maybe Kinzie's futzing with the line.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get eveyone over to Kinzie's, we gotta move fast.
|Playa - Female 2|Get the Saints together, the sooner we're out of here, the better
|Playa - Female 3|Tell everyone to meet up at Kinzie's...I'll be there soon.
|Playa - Male 1  |Do me a favor: Get everyone to Kinzie's place. I'll be there soon.
|Playa - Male 2  |Round up the Saints, I'll be there soon
|Playa - Male 3  |Look, just spread the word, we're meeting at Kinzie's.
|Nolan North               |Do me a favor: Get everyone to Kinzie's place. I'll be there soon.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Roof Ascend"
|Johnny Gat|Why are we running? I'm down for some murder.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If we lose the heat we can get back to the plan...
|Playa - Female 2|Benjamin had a plan, we're going to see it through.
|Playa - Female 3|The sooner we lose these guys, the sooner we can get back to the plan.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ben says he has a plan. We need to lose this heat and then...
|Playa - Male 2  |We need to regroup so we can back King's play.
|Playa - Male 3  |We can murder later, right now we need to get the plan back on track...
|Nolan North               |Ben says he has a plan. We need to lose this heat and then...
}}
|Shaundi|Whatever the plan was, it went out the fucking window. We need to focus on surviving.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Roof"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keep moving! We gotta get to the roof!
|Playa - Female 2|We need to get to the roof!
|Playa - Female 3|Roof's this way!
|Playa - Male 1  |Everybody! To the roof!
|Playa - Male 2  |Move it people!
|Playa - Male 3  |Chopper's this way!
|Nolan North               |Everybody! To the roof!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M16 Scout Ahead"
|Shaundi|We need to find a safe place for Pierce and Ben to go!
|Shaundi SR2|We're not going to my place.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Shaundis Split"
|Shaundi|You guys go ahead. Me and... other me will head out on our own.
|Shaundi SR2|Sweet. Bonding time.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Super Ethical Activate"
|Kinzie|Uh-oh.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Uh-oh? What do you mean "uh-oh"
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie... what did you do?
|Playa - Female 3|That's the bad kind of "uh-oh" isn't it...
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh-oh? Kinzie, what uh-oh?
|Playa - Male 2  |The fuck you mean "Uh-oh"?
|Playa - Male 3  |Christ, what now...
|Nolan North               |Uh-oh? Kinzie, what uh-oh?
}}
|Shaundi|Boss, the game is on.
|Kinzie|It started by itself! I can't shut it down!
|Zach|Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special episode of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bring on the man-cat...
|Playa - Female 2|Johnny... you're about to be a happy man.
|Playa - Female 3|Here we go...
|Playa - Male 1  |Aw shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Here we go again...
|Playa - Male 3  |Big money.  Big prizes.  I love it...
|Nolan North               |Aw shit.
}}
|Bobby|The floor is active and the doors are locked. Nobody gets out--
|Zach|Including us!
|Bobby|...until, that is, the contestants rack up enough points to fill the Murd-O-Meter!
|Johnny Gat|Shit. I'm down. Let's do this.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Tank Assault"
|Pierce|Hey, we gotta go! There's too many of them.
|Ben King|There's a helicopter on a nearby roof! We can use it to get everyone to safety.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right everyone, let's stick together...
|Playa - Female 2|Follow me!
|Playa - Female 3|Come on Saints, let's move!
|Playa - Male 1  |Everybody, follow me!
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's move people!
|Playa - Male 3  |This way!
|Nolan North               |Everybody, follow me!
}}
|Asha|Matt and I will head out on our own.
|Matt Miller|We what?
|Asha|Take care of your people. We'll catch up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whatever.
|Playa - Female 2|Got it.
|Playa - Female 3|See ya on the other side...
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cool.
|Playa - Male 3  |Stay safe.
|Nolan North               |Fine.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Before we do anything, we need some breathing room. Let's take out those tanks!
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Z and B Convo1"
|Zach|Look at all the contestants today!
|Bobby|And all new targets as well! The Zin Empire have taken it upon themselves to face the challengers. Truly, a bold move on their part.
|Zach|You're not kidding. The Zin are the fiercest opponents in the universe, Bobby.
|Bobby|This should be a tough fight for the Saints.
|Zach|Yes indeed.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Z and B Convo2"
|Bobby|The Zin are falling before the might of these contestants.
|Zach|They sure are. Look at how they're mowing down the opposition.
|Bobby|Goes to show you how much having a team behind you can really come in handy.
|Zach|I wish we had a team behind us.
|Bobby|What we have is the love and support of Zinyak. What else could we possibly need?
|Zach|Nothing at all, Bobby. Nothing at all.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Z and B Outro"
|Zach|And there you have it, folks! Genki is down.
|Bobby|Down but never out, Zach.
|Zach|So true, Bobby. So true.
}}

{{dialogue|"M16 Zinyak Arrive"
|Ben King|Hey, player, Pierce and I are pulling out of the simulation. Meet you back on the ship.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Earlier I was talking to King and that conversation cut out too... any idea what's causing that?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, that's the second time communications have messed up... what's happeneing?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, you have any idea why our communications have gotten so bad?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where is that static coming from? And how did the Zin find us? I thought your hideout was safe, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, what's that static? I heard it earlier.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie...is that normal?  Or is someone messing with our connection?
|Nolan North               |Where is that static coming from? And how did the Zin find us? I thought your hideout was safe, Kinzie.
}}
|Kinzie|I don't know. Zinyak must be...
|Johnny Gat|Yo, watch out!
}}


M17 - All Hands on Deck[]

{{quote|No going back that way.|Johnny Gat, "M17 Bomb New Route"}}

{{quote|Here ya go.|Playa, "M17 Bomb Plant1"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Bomb Plant2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This looks important. Let's blow this up.
|Playa - Female 2|This looks important. Let's blow this up.
|Playa - Female 3|This looks important. Let's blow this up.
|Playa - Male 1  |This looks important. Let's blow it up.
|Playa - Male 2  |This looks important. Let's blow this up.
|Playa - Male 3  |This looks important. Let's blow this up.
|Nolan North               |This looks important. Let's blow this up.
}} }}

{{quote|I need to find something that looks important...|Playa, "M17 Bomb Planted"}}

{{quote|These bombs are hotter than we thought. Let's get the fuck out of here.|Johnny Gat, "M17 Bomb1 Goes Off"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Bomb1 Goes"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck was that?
|Playa - Female 2|What the fuck was that?
|Playa - Female 3|Fuck was that?
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck was that?
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck was that?
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck was that?
|Nolan North               |Fuck was that?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Boss Freed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That wasn't a bad "fuck you" to Zinyak. Now let's get outta here and find Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|That wasn't a bad "fuck you" to Zinyak. Now let's get out of here and find Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|That wasn't a bad "fuck you" to Zinyak. Now let's get outta here and find Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |That wasn't a bad "fuck you" to Zinyak. Now let's get out of here and find Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |That wasn't a bad "fuck you" to Zinyak. Now let's get outta here and find Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |That wasn't a bad "fuck you" to Zinyak. Now let's get out of here and find Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |That wasn't a bad "fuck you" to Zinyak. Now let's get outta here and find Kinzie.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Boss"
|Johnny Gat|Quit fucking around and get in here!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|""
|Playa - Female 2|""
|Playa - Female 3|""
|Playa - Male 1  |""
|Playa - Male 2  |""
|Playa - Male 3  |""
|Nolan North               |""
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Bridge Arrive"
|Johnny Gat|Shit! Are we driving into the sun?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, let's... check some computer thing...
|Playa - Female 2|Shit, what would Kinzie do?  Run a diagnostic?
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta find that owners manual...
|Playa - Male 1  |We gotta check the monitors!
|Playa - Male 2  |Gat, check the monitors!
|Playa - Male 3  |We need to figure out what the hell is going on...
|Nolan North               |We gotta check the monitors!
}}
|CID|No need. I have already analyzed our situation.
|Johnny Gat|Shit. I forgot Mr. Deus Ex Machina was even on the ship.
|CID|A Zin transport has attached itself and is dragging us toward what I assume is certain doom.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So how do we stop the "certain doom" part...
|Playa - Female 2|So what's next?
|Playa - Female 3|We're not sitting here waiting to die.
|Playa - Male 1  |So what can we do about it?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what do we do?
|Playa - Male 3  |Any bright ideas on how to keep us from dying?
|Nolan North               |So what can we do about it?
}}
|CID|If I were you, I would deal with the strange heat signature by the cargo bay first.
|Playa|Cargo bay? Fuck.
|Johnny Gat|Let's go!
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Bridge Run"
|Johnny Gat|What the hell?
|Playa|We're moving. Why are we moving? Let's get to the bridge.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Cargo Check"
|Johnny Gat|We got bombs over here.
|Playa|Bombs?
|Johnny Gat|Yeah. And they're set to blow. You thinking what I'm thinking?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No hacking.  No stealth.  Just explosions.
|Playa - Female 2|This plan writes itself...
|Playa - Female 3|Xenocide followed by a lemon shake up?  Oh yeah.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, go back to Kinzie and the rest. Gat, let's go blow up a spaceship.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi... watch over Kinzie, Gat and I have some shit to blow up.
|Playa - Male 3  |Keep an eye on Kinzie, Shaundi... Johnny and I are about to do something really stupid.
|Nolan North               |Shaundi... Shaundi, go back to Kinzie and the rest. Gat, let's go blow up a spaceship.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Check Kinzie"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie... we're not leaving you behind.
|Playa - Female 2|We're not going to let you down, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|Be strong honey... we're coming for you.
|Playa - Male 1  |We'll get you back, Kinzie, just hang on.
|Playa - Male 2  |We're gonna get you back Kinzie... promise.
|Playa - Male 3  |We'll save you Kinize.  I promise.
|Nolan North               |We'll get you back, Kinzie, just hang on.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Gun Convo"
|Playa|Helluva welcome back, huh, Johnny?
|Johnny Gat|Fuck, were you thinking I wanted to go to Hawaii or something? I live for this shit.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Mission Start"
|Shaundi|What's the plan?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm gonna check on Kinzie, you're going to secure the doors.
|Playa - Female 2|You and Johnny secure the doors, I'm checking on Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 3|I'll check on Kinzie, you two secure the room..
|Playa - Male 1  |You and Gat secure the doors while I check on Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Secure the doors, I'm going to check on Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |Secure the room.  I'm checking on Kinzie...
|Nolan North               |You and Gat secure the doors while I check on Kinzie.
}} }}

{{quote|You ready? Cuz we got visitors.|Shaundi, "M17 Nemo Breach"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Nemo Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Protect Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|They keep coming!
|Playa - Female 3|Hold the line!
|Playa - Male 1  |Keep on 'em!
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't let 'em get to Kinzie!
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on' you fuckers!
|Nolan North               |Keep on 'em!
}}
|Shaundi|Don't let them get in this room!
|Johnny Gat|Die, you sons-a-bitches!
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Nemo Fight Over"
|Johnny Gat|We're clear!
|Playa|Shaundi, stay with Kinzie. Gat, you're with me.
|Shaundi|You got it.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Nemo Lower Decks"
|Johnny Gat|Let's clear out the lower decks!
|Shaundi|We have to hold the room!
|Johnny Gat|Fuck that. I'm not waiting for them to come to me.
}}

{{quote|Yo, we got some alien gun over here!|Johnny Gat, "M17 Ooh New"}}

{{quote|Big and glowy. Looks perfect.|Johnny Gat, "M17 Red Cylinder Walk"}}

{{quote|Large red cylinder, huh...|Playa, "M17 Red Cylinder"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Rid of Bombs"
|Johnny Gat|You got a specific thing you wanna blow up or just shit in general?
|Playa|Kinzie, what's the weakest point on the Zin ship?
|Johnny Gat|Boss, Kinzie's...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck! I...
|Playa - Female 2|Fuck! I...
|Playa - Female 3|Fuck! I...
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck! I...
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck! I forgot.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck! I...
|Nolan North               |Fuck! I...
}}
|Johnny Gat|Look, we'll just find the biggest, glowingest thing on the ship and stick the bombs to that.
}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Run to Umbilicus"
|Johnny Gat|These Zin sure do make a good argument for murdering them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|When I'm through with Zinyak he's gonna be begging for me to kill him.
|Playa - Female 2|Absolutley... that's why I'm planning on taking my time when I get to Zinyak....
|Playa - Female 3|Zinyak's gonna answer for what he's done... and I'm gonna enjoy every second...
|Playa - Male 1  |They're nothing compared to their leader. I'm gonna enjoy every second of tearing Zinyak apart.
|Playa - Male 2  |Believe me... when I get my hands on Zinyak I'm gonna take my time...
|Playa - Male 3  |Zinyak can't hide forever, and when  I find him he's gonna wish he fell on his own sword...
|Nolan North               |They're nothing compared to their leader. I'm gonna enjoy every second of tearing Zinyak apart.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Take your time, huh? Sounds like a plan.
|Playa|I get the chance? I'm gonna rip Zinyak's goddamn head off.
}}

{{quote|One of them put a device on the wall. I'm not sure what it is.|Shaundi, "M17 Shaundi"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Shaundi Hostage"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi!
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi--!
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi!
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi!
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi!
|Nolan North               |Shaundi!
}} }}

{{quote|Get off me!|Shaundi, "M17 Shaundi Struggle"}}

{{dialogue|"M17 Umbilicus Walk"
|Johnny Gat|Where do you think the Zin have Kinzie?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I dunno. But when I find Matt and Asha, I'm gonna beat that information out of them.
|Playa - Female 2|I dunno. But when I find Matthew and Asha, I'm gonna beat that information out of them.
|Playa - Female 3|I dunno. But when I find Matt and Asha, I'm gonna beat that information out of them.
|Playa - Male 1  |I dunno. But when I find Matt and Asha, I'm gonna beat that information out of them.
|Playa - Male 2  |I dunno. But when I find Matt and Asha, I'm gonna beat that information out of them.
|Playa - Male 3  |I dunno. But when I find Matt and Asha, I'm gonna beat that information out of them.
|Nolan North               |I dunno. But when I find Matt and Asha, I'm gonna beat that information out of them.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M17 Zin Killed"
|Playa|Is Kinzie okay?
|Shaundi|Everyone's fine. The Zin grabbed me and...
|Johnny Gat|CID said something about heat signatures?
}}


M18 - He Lives[]

{{quote|You! C'mon!|Roddy Piper, "M18 After"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Broadcast Interrupt"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keith, I'm on your side... you gotta trust me.
|Playa - Female 2|Put on the damn glasses Keith, I'm not an alien...
|Playa - Female 3|Come on hon, you gotta remember...Zinyak's the bad guy here, not me...
|Playa - Male 1  |You've got it all wrong, Keith. Zinyak's in your head. He's got you all confused.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm not the enemy, Keith... Zinyak is.
|Playa - Male 3  |Zinyak's making you think that, Keith...don't give in to him...
|Nolan North               |You've got it all wrong, Keith. Zinyak's in your head. He's got you all confused.
}}
|Roddy Piper|Listen, Keith. This Zinyak guy is bad fucking news.
|Keith David|You! I told you to get away! Get the fuck away from me! You're not gonna kill me, motherfuckers!
|Roddy Piper|Shit! After him!
}}

{{quote|Ladies and gentlemen of America, the threat is right in front of us. An alien presence has taken over your friends and family. It's everyone you know, everyone you see. Nobody can be trusted. Least of all the leadership of this country.|Keith David, "M18 Broadcast Speech"}}

{{quote|Well, prez, we got visitors.|Roddy Piper, "M18 CID Invasion"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Crowd Advances"
|Matt Miller|Keith David is headed into that building! Hurry!
|Playa|There's a crowd protecting it. I have to get through them first.
}}

{{quote|Get away... Run! Run away from here!|Keith David, "M18 Elevator"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Into TV Station"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's wrong with Keith?
|Playa - Female 2|First he tries to kill me, then he saves me, now he runs from me... I don't get it...
|Playa - Female 3|Roddy... you have any idea what's wrong with Keith?
|Playa - Male 1  |Keith sold out someone very important to me. Whatever trance he's in, I need him snapped out of it.
|Playa - Male 2  |What's happened to Keith?
|Playa - Male 3  |Why were you two fighting?
|Nolan North               |Keith sold out someone very important to me. Whatever trance he's in, I need him snapped out of it.
}}
|Roddy Piper|He's going crazy. He thinks we're all out to kill him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hope he still rememebers where Kinzie is...
|Playa - Female 2|Hope we can snap him out of it... he's our only chance to find my friend...
|Playa - Female 3|Well in all fairness, I did plan to beat the shit out of him...
|Playa - Male 1  |Anything happens to Kinzie and I will be.
|Playa - Male 2  |We need him in one piece... he's the only one who can help us find my friend Kinzie...
|Playa - Male 3  |Hope we can talk him off the ledge... he's the only one who can help my friend.
|Nolan North               |Anything happens to Kinzie and I will be.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 KD Beatdown"
|Playa|Where's Kinzie, Keith?
|Playa|Where did Zinyak put Kinzie?
|Playa|Tell me, Keith!
|Keith David|She's... she's....
|Keith David|She's in...
}}

{{quote|Keith! Keith, stop!|Playa, "M18 Keith by Elevator"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Keith Nightmare"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keith?  Where are you Keith!
|Playa - Female 2|So this is Monsieur David's nightmare...
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, where am I?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where the hell am I?
|Playa - Male 2  |This doesn't look good...
|Playa - Male 3  |All right Matt, we gotta find Keith...
|Nolan North               |Where the hell am I?
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, do you have a line Keith?  Miller are you there?
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew... are you there?
|Playa - Female 3|Matt?  Miller are you there?!
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, you there? Matt? MATT?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Miller, you still with me?  Are you there Matt?
|Playa - Male 3  |Miller, talk to me.  Miller?  MILLER!
|Nolan North               |Matt, you there? Matt? MATT?!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is off to a great start...
|Playa - Female 2|Great... this better not end up with me going ass to ass...
|Playa - Female 3|This is bad...
|Playa - Male 1  |Aw, shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fucking perfect...
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks like I'm on my own...
|Nolan North               |Shit.
}} }}

{{quote|Let him go. They have him bad.|Roddy Piper, "M18 Let Him"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Meeting Roddy"
|Roddy Piper|Hey, I'm Roddy. Roddy Piper.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey. I'm the President of the United States.
|Playa - Female 2|Hey. I'm the President of the United States.
|Playa - Female 3|Hey. I'm the President of the United States.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey. I'm the President of the United States.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey. I'm the President of the United States.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey. I'm the President of the United States... so fuck you.
|Nolan North               |Hey. I'm the President of the United States.
}}
|Roddy Piper|Sure. Why not.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Pre-Mission Phone Call"
|Phone Call|You are cordially invited to the swearing in of Super President for Life Keith David today at the Federal Building.
|Phone Call|Attendance is mandatory. Have a nice day.
}}

{{quote|You've gotta snap out of it! Snap out of it!|Roddy Piper, "M18 SAM Piper and Keith"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 SAM Piper And Keith"
|Keith David|Look, you crazy mother!
|Keith David|Hey, stay away from me!
|Roddy Piper|Keith, you know better!
|Roddy Piper|I'm telling you, you dumb son of a bitch!
|Roddy Piper|I'm trying to save your life!
|Keith David|You couldn't even save your own!
|Roddy Piper|Keith, listen to me!
|Roddy Piper|I'm giving you a choice.
|Keith David|Get away from me!
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Satellite Arrival"
|Keith David|Soon, the whole world will know the truth!
|Roddy Piper|The satellite is what's controlling Keith. You take care of it, I'll handle him.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Satellite Destroyed"
|Playa|The satellite's down! Did it work?
|Roddy Piper|No. The brainwashing is too ingrained. I'll have to beat it out of him.
|Roddy Piper|If you want to know where your friend is, now's the time.
}}

{{quote|You did it! The shield's down.|Roddy Piper, "M18 Satellite Shield Down"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Second Flight"
|Roddy Piper|So how do you know Keith?
|Playa|Well, before he lost his mind, he was my Vice President.
|Roddy Piper|No shit?
|Playa|No shit.
|Roddy Piper|Huh. I kicked the ass of a Vice President. Huh.
}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Seeing Brawl"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keith, what are you doing!?
|Playa - Female 2|Keith, stop it!
|Playa - Female 3|Come on Keith, snap out of it!
|Playa - Male 1  |Keith! Keith, you have to stop!
|Playa - Male 2  |Keith what are you doing!
|Playa - Male 3  |Stop it Keith!
|Nolan North               |Keith! Keith, you have to stop!
}}
|Keith David|You get away from me! You stay away from me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on Keith, you know me...
|Playa - Female 2|Just talk to me Keith...
|Playa - Female 3|What's wrong, hon...
|Playa - Male 1  |Keith, what the hell?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm your friend, man...
|Playa - Male 3  |It's okay man... you're safe...
|Nolan North               |Keith, what the hell?
}}
|Keith David|Stay away from me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where are you going?!
|Playa - Female 2|Don't go!
|Playa - Female 3|Keith!
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck. Get back here, Keith!
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm here to help you, Keith!
|Nolan North               |Fuck. Get back here, Keith!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Take out Shields"
|Playa|I'll take out the C.I.D.s!
|Roddy Piper|The what?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Forget it, just stop Keith!
|Playa - Female 2|Just focus on Keith!
|Playa - Female 3|It doesn't matter, take care of Keith!
|Playa - Male 1  |Never mind! I got this!
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't worry about it!
|Playa - Male 3  |The floating things!  I'll take out the fucking floating things!
|Nolan North               |Nevermind! I got this!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M18 Tank Ball in Lobby"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|COME ON! The fucking rolling guys?  Indoors?
|Playa - Female 2|This makes no sense, there's no way those ball things could fit through the door.
|Playa - Female 3|Now how'd they fit those rolly polly things through the doors?
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn those things. How do they even get the tank balls through the doors?
|Playa - Male 2  |How'd they fit those robots through the fucking door?
|Playa - Male 3  |I seriously question why the robot artillery is indoors.
|Nolan North               |Damn those things. How do they even get the tank balls through the doors?
}}
|Matt Miller|They can bend this simulation to their whim, they...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shut the fuck up, Matt
|Playa - Female 2|Makes. No. Sense.
|Playa - Female 3|Cheat.  That's what they do.  They cheat.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm venting, Matt. Let it go.
|Playa - Male 2  |Stop.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't explain it Matt... it's just bullshit.
|Nolan North               |I'm venting, Matt. Let it go.
}} }}

{{quote|He's heading for the roof!|Roddy Piper, "M18 To the"}}

{{dialogue|"M18 Up TV Stairs"
|Playa|What is this place?
|Roddy Piper|A television broadcasting tower.
|Playa|What the hell's he gonna do with a broadcast tower?
|Roddy Piper|He's a crazy man with a microphone. What do you think he's gonna do?
}}


M19 - Hello Teacup[]

{{dialogue|"M19 Back to DriveIn"
|Cyrus|What in the Sam Hill?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I thought this was a party. Let's dance!
|Playa - Female 2|I thought this was a party. Let's dance!
|Playa - Female 3|I thought this was a party. Let's dance!
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, I thought this was a party. Let's dance!
|Playa - Male 2  |I thought this was a party. Let's dance!
|Playa - Male 3  |I thought this was a party. Let's dance!
|Nolan North               |I thought this was a party. Let's dance!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Boss Fight Encourage"
|Kinzie|Yeah! Take him down!
|Kinzie|He put me... In a poodle skirt.
|Kinzie|Don't let him get away with this!
|Kinzie|Show him who's boss!
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Check Weapon"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's the saddest radial menu I've ever seen.
|Playa - Female 2|This town's gun laws are barbaric.
|Playa - Female 3|Now that's just sad.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's the saddest radial menu I've ever seen.
|Playa - Male 2  |So close, and yet... so far.
|Playa - Male 3  |No room at the inn.
|Nolan North               |That's the saddest radial menu I've ever seen.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 City Hall Call"
|Matt Miller|Do you remember Cyrus Temple?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The paramilitary thug who tried to save America by destroying it with a bigass nuclear missile? Yeah, we crossed paths.
|Playa - Female 2|The walking Napoleon Complex who tried to start World War Three just because he lost to a street gang? Never heard of him.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh do you mean that jackbooted wannabe thug whose missile I rode right into the highest office in the land? I think so.
|Playa - Male 1  |The thug who launched a nuclear missile to take out America because he's a big baby that hates losing? Name rings a bell.
|Playa - Male 2  |The paramilitary thug who tried to save America by destroying it with a bigass nuclear missile? Yeah, we crossed paths.
|Playa - Male 3  |You mean that bad haircut in body armor who tried to wipe an entire country off the map? Hm. I'm thinking yeah I do.
|Nolan North               |The thug who launched a nuclear missile to take out America because he's a big baby that hates losing? Name rings a bell.
}}
|Matt Miller|He's... in charge here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No way.  Uh-uh. Isn't that *BEEP* dead?
|Playa - Female 2|No. No no no. Didn't I kill that *BEEP*?
|Playa - Female 3|Now just a second. Shouldn't he be dead?
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you serious?! Shouldn't he be dead?
|Playa - Male 2  |No. Uh-uh. Didn't I kill him with chemicals?
|Playa - Male 3  |Wait a minute.  Shouldn't he be dead?
|Nolan North               |Are you serious?! Shouldn't he be dead?
}}
|Matt Miller|Not in Kinzie's mind, no.
}}

{{quote|That's Zinyak trying to clean up the mess. Stop them!|Matt Miller, "M19 Cops Have Kinzie"}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Cops Have"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The cops have Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 2|The police have Kinzie!
|Playa - Female 3|They have Kinzie!
|Playa - Male 1  |The cops have Kinzie!
|Playa - Male 2  |The five-o have Kinzie!
|Playa - Male 3  |The coppers have Kinzie!
|Nolan North               |The cops have Kinzie!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Cyrus Angry"
|Cyrus|Why you!
|Cyrus|Stop that! Stop that right now!
|Cyrus|That's it! This ends now, you hoodlum!
}}

{{quote|You want to dance? DANCE WITH ME.|Cyrus, "M19 Cyrus"}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Cyrus Defeated"
|Playa|Kinzie! Let's get the fuck out of here.
|Matt Miller|Hey! You swore!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuckin'-a right I did.
|Playa - Female 2|Eh.  This town is going to shit.
|Playa - Female 3|Damn straight.
|Playa - Male 1  |Goddamn right I did.
|Playa - Male 2  |What can I say?  I'm the shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm a right bastard that way.
|Nolan North               |Goddamn right I did.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Dance Finish"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, I'm taking down Cyrus now. Time for our final dance-off.
|Playa - Female 2|Matt, I am going for Cyrus now. Time for Phase Two of this plan.
|Playa - Female 3|Now it's Cyrus Temple's turn.
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, I'm heading back to Cyrus. Time for the second part of this plan.
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, I'm heading for Cyrus. Time for Part Two of this plan.
|Playa - Male 3  |Listen, Miller, it's time for Part Two of our plan.
|Nolan North               |Matt, I'm heading back to Cyrus. Time for the second part of this plan.
}}
|Matt Miller|Which is...?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, you'll see.
|Playa - Female 2|Trust me. You'll like it.
|Playa - Female 3|No spoilers, honey...
|Playa - Male 1  |Trust me. You'll like it.
|Playa - Male 2  |You will see.  And you will enjoy.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hell, I thought you knew.
|Nolan North               |Trust me. You'll like it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Dance Stop"
|Playa|Let's show this town what it means to be young!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Now it's time to cut loose!
|Playa - Female 2|Vive le dance revolution!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's have the time of our lives!
|Playa - Male 1  |Find the rhythm, find the beat!
|Playa - Male 2  |Electric boogaloo, motha *BEEP*
|Playa - Male 3  |All the people on the left; wopbamboogie, all the people on the right; boogaloo!
|Nolan North               |Find the rhythm, find the beat!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Dance like no one's watching!
|Playa - Female 2|We're going to party! Karamu! Fiesta! Forever!
|Playa - Female 3|Dance, puppets! Dance!
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, shake your tail feathers, hepcats!
|Playa - Male 2  |Dance like you mean it!
|Playa - Male 3  |Slow, slow, quick-quick slow!
|Nolan North               |Yeah, shake your tailfeathers, hepcats!
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I think this town lost the stick up its butt!
|Playa - Female 2|So can we rename it funkytown?
|Playa - Female 3|Well, it ain't Branson, but it'll do!
|Playa - Male 1  |Nice! Now this is a town I can live in!
|Playa - Male 2  |Now it's a party!
|Playa - Male 3  |They're almost ready for Bollywood!
|Nolan North               |Nice! Now *this* is a town I can live in!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 DriveIn Arrival"
|Matt Miller|Maybe that's how Kinzie imagines him in her dreams?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Watch it.
|Playa - Female 2|Stop.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't blame her.
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |Dude. Not cool.
|Playa - Male 3  |Mate.
|Nolan North               |Dude, Matt. Really.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 DriveIn"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, I've got eyes on Cyrus, but...he's, like twenty years younger, and dressed normal, more or less.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, I see Temple, but... he looks younger, handsome, even.  And not dressed like a stormtrooper.
|Playa - Female 3|Maybe Viola was right about Cyrus. He is pretty dreamy.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, well. There he is. Hey, why is he so much younger and...not in a uniform.
|Playa - Male 2  |And there's Cyrus, only... why's he look younger and less... armored?
|Playa - Male 3  |There he is, Cyrus Temple.  But wasn't he older before, and...where's his uniform?
|Nolan North               |Well, well. There he is. Hey, why is he so much younger and...not in a uniform.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 DriveIn Call"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There's Kinzie. Hook me up with some firepower.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie is with him. Send me a weapon.
|Playa - Female 3|He's got Kinzie. Be a dove and drop me a sniper rifle?
|Playa - Male 1  |Cyrus has Kinzie. Matt, give me a gun.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cyrus has Kinzie. Drop me a gun, Matt.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cyrus has Kinzie. Matt, a gun if you please?
|Nolan North               |Cyrus has Kinzie. Matt, give me a gun.
}}
|Matt Miller|I can't!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You are no *BEEP*ing help.  And I can't listen to this garbage one more minute.
|Playa - Female 2|This place is insufferable! But I don't need to shoot him to silence him.
|Playa - Female 3|I've had enough of the *BEEP*ing rules here!  Gun or no gun, I'm shutting him up.
|Playa - Male 1  |{{*}}BEEP* it, Matt! Give me something.
|Playa - Male 2  |Lotta *BEEP*ing good you are. If I can't blow his head off, I can still shut him up.
|Playa - Male 3  |This place is a *BEEP*ing nightmare.  At the very least I'm doing something 'bout the noise pollution.
|Nolan North               |{{*}}BEEP* it, fine! If I can't shoot him, I'll at least shut him up.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Find Symbol"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Weird. Bunnies don't really seem very Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 2|Since when is Kinzie into bunny-rabbits?
|Playa - Female 3|Of course it's a cabbit.
|Playa - Male 1  |I didn't know Kinzie had a thing for bunnies.
|Playa - Male 2  |Huh.  A rabbit.  A creepy, creepy rabbit.
|Playa - Male 3  |About the last thing I associate with Kinzie is bunnies.
|Nolan North               |I didn't know Kinzie had a thing for bunnies.
}}
|Matt Miller|If I had to guess, it looks like this sigil is connected to some sort of secret room.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A secret room? Okay, that does sound like her.
|Playa - Female 2|A secret room? Clever girl.
|Playa - Female 3|Ooh, I always wanted a secret room.
|Playa - Male 1  |A secret room? Clever girl.
|Playa - Male 2  |A secret room? Figures.
|Playa - Male 3  |A secret room? What is that girl up to?
|Nolan North               |A secret room? Clever girl.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Almost afraid to see what's in it.
|Playa - Female 2|What, I wonder, does she have in it?
|Playa - Female 3|Mine would have had a little sofa, and a vanity, and a gun safe...
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to see what's in it.
|Playa - Male 2  |How pissed will she be if I find her diary in there?
|Playa - Male 3  |Shall we go down the rabbit hole?
|Nolan North               |Time to see what's in it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 First Kinzie"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie! C'mon, let's make ourselves scarce!
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie! Fantastic! Come, let us get out of here!
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie! Let's get outta here!
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie! Great! C'mon, let's get out of here!
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie! C'mon, we gotta bounce!
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie! Brilliant! Let's head for the exit!
|Nolan North               |Kinzie! Great! C'mon, let's get out of here!
}}
|Playa|Kinzie...?
|Kinzie|If you want to speak with my husband, he'll be home this afternoon.
|Kinzie|Say, I'm afraid I don't have much of a green thumb.
|Kinzie|Oh, can you help me get this bulb to sit right?
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Follow CID"
|Matt Miller|I'm going to hack the code to find out where CID is going...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keep your hands out of that code.
|Playa - Female 2|Don't you touch a thing!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's let CID handle this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't touch anything!
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't even THINK about it.
|Playa - Male 3  |No you're not. Let CID do his thing.
|Nolan North               |Don't touch anything!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Kinzie Call 01"
|Kinzie|Hurry! I'm being held captive by...
|Playa|Kinzie?!
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Kinzie Call 02"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I really hope this is the real you--
|Playa - Female 2|I really hope this is the real you--
|Playa - Female 3|I really hope this is the real you--
|Playa - Male 1  |I really hope this is the real you...
|Playa - Male 2  |I really hope this is the real you.
|Playa - Male 3  |I really hope this is the real you--
|Nolan North               |I really hope this is the real you.
}}
|Kinzie|Golly! That bump sure was a doozy, wasn't it?
|Kinzie|Get to City Hall! HURRY!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|God, that's disturbing.
|Playa - Female 2|Are you kidding me...
|Playa - Female 3|That's disquieting.
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay...
|Playa - Male 2  |There she goes again...
|Playa - Male 3  |I have an ex I should teach that trick to.
|Nolan North               |Okay...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Kinzie"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next time I'll drive up your *BEEP*ing tailpipe!
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}BEEP* that was fun!
|Playa - Female 3|Yes, I DID get my license at Freckle *BEEP-BEEP*! So what?
|Playa - Male 1  |All right! Man, I *BEEP*ing needed that!
|Playa - Male 2  |Yes!  Nothing like a little *BEEP*ing adrenaline!
|Playa - Male 3  |That's what you get for driving on the wrong side of the *BEEP*ing street!
|Nolan North               |All right! Man, I *BEEP*ing needed that!
}}
|Matt Miller|What's going on?
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Kinzie Vanish"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where'd she go?
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, what the hell just happened?
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, was that my fault, or...?
|Playa - Male 1  |What just happened to Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |What happened to her?
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt, she's not back with you now, is she?
|Nolan North               |What just happened to Kinzie?
}}
|Matt Miller|Oooh, that must have been a decoy. That's smart. See if there are any more around!
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Mission Start"
|CID|Data received. Hm. Very interesting. It seems GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Something's wrong.  CID, talk to me!
|Playa - Female 2|CID, what is wrong with you?
|Playa - Female 3|Am I gonna have to call tech support?
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa! Shit, what's happening?
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn, CID, you gonna be okay?
|Playa - Male 3  |Crikey, he's losing it!
|Nolan North               |Whoa! Shit, what's happening?
}}
|CID|I DON'T KNOW... I-I-I... OH HERE I GO!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So, uh, maybe I should follow CID?
|Playa - Female 2|Ah, Matthew, perhaps I should follow CID.
|Playa - Female 3|Guess I'd better follow the bouncing ball.
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, Matt, I'm... following CID.
|Playa - Male 2  |O-kay. I'll just follow CID now.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right, then.  I'll just be following CID.
|Nolan North               |Uh, Matt, I'm... following CID.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Planted Flower"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|{{*}}BEEP* the flowers, we gotta go!
|Playa - Female 2|Are you out of your mind?
|Playa - Female 3|I appreciate your attention to detail, but let's get outta here!
|Playa - Male 1  |No Kinzie! I can't!
|Playa - Male 2  |Bulb?!  *BEEP* the bulb!
|Playa - Male 3  |Have you gone completely mad?
|Nolan North               |No Kinzie! I can't!
}}
|Kinzie|What... what... what are you doing?
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Player Gets Wub Wub"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What is this?!  Am I fighting or throwing a block party?
|Playa - Female 2|A music gun. Worst. Weapon. Ever.
|Playa - Female 3|Jesus Christ, Matt. I'm not lookin' to fill out my dance card.
|Playa - Male 1  |A... music gun. Seriously, Matt?
|Playa - Male 2  |A BOOM BOX?!  Is this a *BEEP*ing JOKE?
|Playa - Male 3  |NOT what I meant by "music to my ears."
|Nolan North               |A... music gun. Are you serious, Matt?
}}
|Matt Miller|I told you: No weapons allowed. But the power of music can overcome all obstacles.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|{{*}}BEEP* it. I'm in. Let the music play.
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}BEEP* it. I'll give it one song.
|Playa - Female 3|Yes, yes it can.
|Playa - Male 1  |{{*}}BEEP* it. I'm in. Music gun it is.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fine.  I'll try it.  But if you tell me I gotta break dance... it's your *BEEP* motha *BEEP*
|Playa - Male 3  |Well if we load it with punk rock it might be worth a go...
|Nolan North               |{{*}}BEEP* it. I'm in. Music gun it is.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Player Needs a Gun"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, buddy, if you don't find a way to give me some kind of weapon...
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, for your own good I strongly urge you to find SOME kind of weapon...
|Playa - Female 3|Y'know, Miller, if it was Kinzie in your seat, I'd be driving a tank by now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, man, come on. You've gotta give me some kind of weapon.
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, I am naked here without some kind of weapon....
|Playa - Male 3  |Miller, either put a gun in my hand, or I swear I'll put a knife to your throat.
|Nolan North               |Matt, man, come on. You've gotta give me some kind of weapon.
}}
|Matt Miller|I'm telling you, this simulation is locked... Oh. Oh, wait a minute.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt's excited. This can't end well.
|Playa - Female 2|No more waiting.  I demand results.
|Playa - Female 3|Never keep a lady waiting.
|Playa - Male 1  |Excited Matt. This can't be good.
|Playa - Male 2  |Go on...?
|Playa - Male 3  |Music to my ears...
|Nolan North               |Excited Matt. This can't be good.
}}
|Matt Miller|I've left you something in a weapons crate.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Polka Truck"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sorry, fellas, my dance card is full!
|Playa - Female 2|You can't stop the music!  Nobody can stop the music!
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, no you don't!  This ain't gonna be the day the music died.
|Playa - Male 1  |Trying to stop me, huh? Oooh, I don't think so.
|Playa - Male 2  |You trying to cut in on my dance?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, there's no stopping this party now.
|Nolan North               |Trying to stop me, huh? Oooh, I don't think so.
}}
|Playa|Oh yes I CAN stop the signal!
|Playa|Propaganda truck, huh? Come at me!
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Pre Mission Phonecall"
|Phone Call|The information I got from Keith was a code of some kind. Apparently, he overheard Zinyak telling one of his subordinates a series of numbers somehow connected to Kinzie's location. I'd bet these digits line up with some proprietary coordination system used by the Simulation. But I don't have access to that. We'd need someone who's able to plug directly into the Simulation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Download the data to CID. We've got it from there.
|Playa - Female 2|Whatever Kinzie has, download it to CID. We'll take it from there.
|Playa - Female 3|Why don't you send what you've got to CID. He and I can figure it out from there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Send the data to CID. We'll take it from there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Send the stuff she compiled to CID. We're on it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whatever Kinzie complied, let's try running it through CID.
|Nolan North               |Send the data to CID. We'll take it from there.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Return to Pville"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh man. This place. *BEEP* ME.
|Playa - Female 2|Zut alors. This place. *BEEP* ME.
|Playa - Female 3|Lord almighty. This place. *BEEP* ME.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh man. This place. *BEEP* ME.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh man. This place. *BEEP* ME.
|Playa - Male 3  |Strewth. This place. *BEEP* ME.
|Nolan North               |Oh man. This place. *BEEP* ME.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Second Kinzie"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Got another Kinzie ahead.  Should I--wait!
|Playa - Female 2|I see another Kinzie, but I--wait!
|Playa - Female 3|Well there's another Kinzie, but I--wait!
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, I've found another Kinzie, I... wait!
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay I see another Kinzie.  I--wait!
|Playa - Male 3  |Got another Kinzie here, Matt.  I--wait!
|Nolan North               |Matt, I've found another Kinzie, I--wait!
}}
|Playa|Oh *BEEP*!
}}

{{quote|{{*}}BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR *BEEPING* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*|Playa, "M19 Speaker Hack Four"}}

{{quote|Okay, that's it!|Matt Miller, "M19 Speaker Hack Four Done"}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Speaker Hack One"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, what's this switch do..?
|Playa - Female 2|The red wire?  Or the blue?
|Playa - Female 3|Maybe if I cross these wires...
|Playa - Male 1  |Here we go.
|Playa - Male 2  |Anything's better than this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Here goes nothing...
|Nolan North               |Here we go.
}} }}

{{quote|He has speakerboxes all over town. If you really want to shut him up, you'll have to take them all out!|Matt Miller, "M19 Speaker Hack One Done"}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Speaker Hack Three"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Gonna shove these wires up his *BEEP*!
|Playa - Female 2|I want to slap the *BEEP* right out of his mouth.
|Playa - Female 3|This *BEEP* is unbelievable!
|Playa - Male 1  |Enough of this bull*BEEP*!
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh, shut your *BEEP*ing mouth already!
|Playa - Male 3  |Heard enough of this horse*BEEP*!
|Nolan North               |Enough of this bull*BEEP*!
}} }}

{{quote|One more to go!|Matt Miller, "M19 Speaker Hack Three Done"}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Speaker Hack Two"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I swear I'm gonna punch him in the throat.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh, he is pushing my buttons.
|Playa - Female 3|Shut up already.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shut your filthy mouth, Cyrus!
|Playa - Male 2  |Man loves his own voice.
|Playa - Male 3  |Zimos would straighten this bloke out.
|Nolan North               |Shut your filthy mouth, Cyrus!
}} }}

{{quote|There are two more!|Matt Miller, "M19 Speaker Hack Two Done"}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Stage Teleport"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the hell was that?
|Playa - Female 2|Mon dieu! What was that?
|Playa - Female 3|Hey now! What happened?
|Playa - Male 1  |Woah--what just happened?!
|Playa - Male 2  |And... what just happened?
|Playa - Male 3  |What the *BEEP* was that?
|Nolan North               |Woah--what just happened?!
}}
|Matt Miller|Cyrus must have something in place to keep you from getting close to Kinzie.
}}

{{dialogue|"M19 Wub Wub"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The hits just keep on coming!
|Playa - Female 2|Matt, I could almost kiss you!
|Playa - Female 3|Like your style, Matt.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa. Check you out, DJ Miller!
|Playa - Male 2  |DJ Matt Miller! Yeah, man.
|Playa - Male 3  |You available for parties and bar mitzvahs?
|Nolan North               |Whoa. Check you out, DJ Matty-Matt Miller!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M19 Wub Wub Upgrade"
|Matt Miller|Hey! I've got a new track for you to try.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bring it on!
|Playa - Female 2|Add it to the playlist!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's hear it, hon.
|Playa - Male 1  |A new track?
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, run that *BEEP*
|Playa - Male 3  |By all means.
|Nolan North               |A new track?
}}
|Matt Miller|I'm uploading it now. Give it a shot!
}}


M20 - We have the Technology[]

{{dialogue|"M20 Arrive at Pier"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Made it.
|Playa - Female 2|Ready for more, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|I got there in one piece.
|Playa - Male 1  |I think I made it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay, I'm there.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm here, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |I think I made it.
}}
|Kinzie|Good, they've abandoned powering up the shield.  Just destroy those generators and you should find the gravity inhibitors.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, wait.  These look just like the last generators.  So why didn't I grab their inhibitors.  And shouldn't something called a "gravity inhibitor" float like a balloon?
|Playa - Female 2|Tell me, Kinzie, if these have "gravity inhibitors", should they not hover or something?   And why did I not take some from the last generators -- they were identical!
|Playa - Female 3|Whoa, whoa, whoa... Hang on, sugar.  These look just like the last ones.  So why didn't I find your "gravity inhibitors" back there?  And shouldn't these things float or something?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, if these generators have "gravity inhibitors" then A, why aren't they floating and B, why the hell didn't I get these from the last generators?  They look exactly the same!
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait a minute, these generators look just like the last ones.  Why didn't I just grab your "gravity inhibitors" from them?
|Playa - Male 3  |I call bullshit, Kinzie.  These look just like the last ones.  Why didn't I find gravity inhibitors in them?  Shouldn't I be looking for generators that hover?
|Nolan North               |Hold on, if these generators have "gravity inhibitors" then A, why aren't they floating and B, why the hell didn't I get these from the last generators?  They look exactly the same!
}}
|Kinzie|Because obviously the last generators didn't have them since they were on floating platforms.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sure, okay.  Still doesn't explain the balloon part.
|Playa - Female 2|Obviously. And why don't they hover?
|Playa - Female 3|And why don't they float...?
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine, and the not floating part?
|Playa - Male 2  |If you say so.  Hey why don't  these ones float then?
|Playa - Male 3  |Right.  Obviously.  And why does this not hover?
|Nolan North               |Fine, and the not floating part?
}}
|Kinzie|Because... they're not turned on?
|Johnny Gat|She doesn't know, does she?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not that she'll admit it.
|Playa - Female 2|She usually knows enough.
|Playa - Female 3|We're all just playing this by ear.
|Playa - Male 1  |Nope.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hell no.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well fuck no.
|Nolan North               |Nope.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Arrive at Tower"
|Kinzie|You should be able to find generators on the floating platforms around the towers.  Destroy them and take their modules.
|Johnny Gat|Whoa, we're breaking pinatas now?
|Kinzie|No, the generators are made up of a lot of different parts.  We just need one thing from them and the fastest way to get them out is to destroy them.
|Johnny Gat|And that doesn't damage the module?  That doesn't make any sense.
|Kinzie|It's a simulation!
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Gat Damaged"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We have what we need, so...
|Playa - Female 2|All done here.  Let us--
|Playa - Female 3|Shopping list is all checked off, so let's...
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, we're done here.  Let's...
|Playa - Male 2  |We got what we came for, let's get the fuck...
|Playa - Male 3  |Now let's take our loot and get the hell--
|Nolan North               |Okay, we're done here.  Let's...
}}
|Johnny Gat|Yo dawg, this shit's on fire.  I have to set it down somewhere.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|C'mon, Johnny, we just got you back.  Can you land in one piece?
|Playa - Female 2|Merde.  Can you see a clear place to land?
|Playa - Female 3|Johnny, I just got you back.  Y'think you can  keep from dying all over again?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit.  Can you find a safe place to take it down?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit.  Think you can land it safely?
|Playa - Male 3  |"Yo dawg"...? You have been gone awhile.  Can you keep from dying again, mate?
|Nolan North               |Shit.  Can you find a safe place to take it down?
}}
|Johnny Gat|It's barely responding, but yeah, I think I can.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Set down anywhere, Gat.  I'll get to you.  Kinzie, keep an eye on us!
|Playa - Female 2|Just land it, Johnny.  Kinzie, maintain contact.
|Playa - Female 3|Then get down safe.  Kinzie's got our back.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll keep up with you, Johnny.  Kinzie, keep your eyes on us.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll get to you, Johnny.  Kinzie, don't lose us.
|Playa - Male 3  |Set her down, John.  Kinzie, stay on the line.
|Nolan North               |I'll keep up with you, Johnny.  Kinzie, keep your eyes on us.
}}
|Kinzie|Right.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Gat Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Johnny you better be okay...
|Playa - Female 2|Gat?!  You alive?
|Playa - Female 3|Sugar, say something!
|Playa - Male 1  |Johnny.  Johnny, are you all right?
|Playa - Male 2  |Johnny, talk to me!
|Playa - Male 3  |You okay, partner?
|Nolan North               |Johnny.  Johnny, are you all right?
}}
|Johnny Gat|Yeah, I'm fine.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good.  We've got plenty more aliens to kill.
|Playa - Female 2|Used another of your nine lives, eh?
|Playa - Female 3|Don't scare me like that.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thank god.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's a relief.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's not do that again.
|Nolan North               |Thank god.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Seems like I picked a hell of a spot to crash, though.
|Shaundi|Boss, Johnny, are you there?
|Johnny Gat|We're still kicking.
|Shaundi|I'm only a few seconds out.  Don't worry, I'm not letting anything happen to Johnny... to you two.
|Johnny Gat|Eh, it's nothing we can't handle.
|Kinzie|Once Shaundi gets there, make sure the area's clear so she can land.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Will do.
|Playa - Female 2|Already in progress.
|Playa - Female 3|You bet.
|Playa - Male 1  |Already working on it.
|Playa - Male 2  |On it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right away.
|Nolan North               |Already working on it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Gat Going Down"
|Johnny Gat|Dammit, I'm not going to make it.  This thing's going down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Crash land if you have to!
|Playa - Female 2|Make it work!
|Playa - Female 3|Dammit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Just hang in there, Gat!
|Playa - Male 2  |Just do it!
|Playa - Male 3  |Any landing you walk away from...
|Nolan North               |Just hang in there, Gat!
}}
|Kinzie|Hold on, I'm sending in Shaundi to pick you guys up.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Get CPU"
|Kinzie|There it is.  Just be careful with it, all right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm always careful! Well, usually careful... well I mean there's been a few... fuck it, it'll be fine.
|Playa - Female 2|When am I ever not careful?
|Playa - Female 3|Relax, hon.  We won't eff up your CPU.
|Playa - Male 1  |It'll be fine.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yes, mom.
|Playa - Male 3  |Handle with care, John.  Or else.
|Nolan North               |It'll be fine.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Head to Pier"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's all the modules, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|I have the last one now.
|Playa - Female 3|Found the last one!
|Playa - Male 1  |I think that's the last one.
|Playa - Male 2  |Think I got the last one.
|Playa - Male 3  |All done.  What's next?
|Nolan North               |I think that's the last one.
}}
|Kinzie|Okay, the gravity inhibitors are at the dock, though it looks like they're trying to put a force field up around the area.  Get moving fast before they block you out!
|Johnny Gat|Don't wait for me, I'll be right behind you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Check.
|Playa - Female 2|Understood.
|Playa - Female 3|I hear ya.
|Playa - Male 1  |On it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Got it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Roger that.
|Nolan North               |On it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Head to Tower"
|Kinzie|Next head to the nearby tower. That's where the memory modules are.
|Johnny Gat|Right on.  I'll grab one of these assault choppers and meet you there, boss.  Just don't kill everyone before I get a few shots in.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Johnny, I got a long way to go before I catch up to your body count.
|Playa - Female 2|I will try to exercise some restraint.
|Playa - Female 3|No promises.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, you know I can't control myself sometimes.
|Playa - Male 2  |You know how I am once I get going...
|Playa - Male 3  |In an assault chopper, a few shots are all you need.
|Nolan North               |Hey, you know I can't control myself sometimes.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Johnny Shooting Platforms"
|Johnny Gat|Now this is my idea of a good time.
|Johnny Gat|Who needs super powers when you got a chopper?
|Johnny Gat|Keep away from the boss, assholes.
}}

{{quote|The main parts I'll need to assemble the key are the central processing unit, memory modules, and gravity inhibitors.  I've located a CPU at the old Steelport Guard Armory. While you get that, I'll look around for the other stuff.|Kinzie, "M20 Mission Brief"}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You mind telling us what this thing looks like?
|Playa - Female 2|Do you have a picture of this CPU?  I mean, what does it look like?
|Playa - Female 3|Might help to know what this processor looks like.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know what this thing we're going after looks like?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can you describe what Johnny and I should be looking for?
|Playa - Male 3  |Care to tell us what this unit looks like?
|Nolan North               |You know what this thing we're going after looks like?
}}
|Johnny Gat|Some computery tech thing.  How should I know?
|Kinzie|It's a central processing unit.  It's for... you know what, I'll point it out when you get close.  Jeez...
|Johnny Gat|Works for me.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pick Up First Module"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, I think I got it.
|Playa - Female 2|Do I have the correct module?
|Playa - Female 3|Did I find the right doodad?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is this what I'm looking for?
|Playa - Male 2  |This the right piece?
|Playa - Male 3  |This the right one?
|Nolan North               |Is this what I'm looking for?
}}
|Kinzie|Yep.  There should be two more generators to destroy.  Look around for them.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Pre Mission Call"
|Phone Call|Ben King's a genius.  We managed to figured out how we can overload the simulation completely.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|When did you have time to do that?
|Playa - Female 2|And when did this meeting of the minds occur?
|Playa - Female 3|And you figured this out, when exactly?
|Playa - Male 1  |When did you two figure this out?
|Playa - Male 2  |When did you find the time to work that out?
|Playa - Male 3  |Heh.  I'm trying to picture big Ben on your wee computer.  When was this?
|Nolan North               |When did you two figure this out?
}}
|Phone Call|Just before I was kidnapped.  Probably why Zinyak went after me, actually.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So what do my two biggest brains recommend?
|Playa - Female 2|Just what are you proposing?
|Playa - Female 3|Care to spell out your master plan?
|Playa - Male 1  |So how do we do this?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what's the plan?
|Playa - Male 3  |And what do you two propose we do now?
|Nolan North               |So how do we do this?
}}
|Phone Call|If I can hack directly into the main system, then I can bring down the walls between simulations and force Zinyak to divert an enormous amount of resources to keeping it from crashing all together.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|But... we want it all to crash, right?
|Playa - Female 2|I thought we wanted it to crash.
|Playa - Female 3|Ain't the whole point to let it crash?
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't we want it to crash?
|Playa - Male 2  |We do want it to crash, though.  Don't we?
|Playa - Male 3  |But a crash would be a good thing, yes?
|Nolan North               |Don't we want it to crash?
}}
|Phone Call|Oh it will, he won't be able to stop it.  But for now what I need from you is parts.  For a key.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You mean like a house key, or a car key?
|Playa - Female 2|But a key is a one-part item, no?
|Playa - Female 3|I don't follow. Keys don't have parts.
|Playa - Male 1  |A key?  Keys don't have parts.
|Playa - Male 2  |What, like, one of those machines that grinds keys?
|Playa - Male 3  |What sort of keys do you have, Kinzie?  Mine don't come in parts.
|Nolan North               |A key?  Keys don't have parts.
}}
|Phone Call|Ach, not that kind of key.  Anyway, Gat will be there to help you.  Remember, this is important.
}}

{{dialogue|"M20 Reach Armory Island"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're here, Kinzie, but I'm not sure where to start looking.
|Playa - Female 2|Hello Kinzie, we are on site.  Now where do we find the processor?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie?  Me and Gat are in.  Now where's that... doohicky?
|Playa - Male 1  |All right Kinzie, we're here.  Now where is this unit thingy?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, we're in.  Where the CPU at?
|Playa - Male 3  |Listen, Kinzie?  Gat and I are on site, but we're not sure where to begin our search.
|Nolan North               |All right Kinzie, we're here.  Now where is this unit thingy?
}}
|Kinzie|In one of the crates around the armory.  They're welded shut though, so use your telekinesis to pull the doors off.
|Johnny Gat|I thought you knew where it was?
|Kinzie|I do.  IN ONE OF THE CRATES AROUND THE ARMORY.
|Johnny Gat|Okay, okay, no need to get touchy.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|She's always like this, Johnny.  Get used to it.
|Playa - Female 2|You'll grow accustomed to her, Johnny.
|Playa - Female 3|My life and welcome to it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Believe me, Johnny, you'll get used to it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't worry, Gat, she'll grow on you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Touchy is her middle name, mate.
|Nolan North               |Believe me, Johnny, you'll get used to it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M20 Shaundi Landing"
|Johnny Gat|Area's all clear.
|Shaundi|All right, landing this thing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's deliver this shit to Kinzie... she's a little cranky after the poodle skirt incident.
|Playa - Female 2|Thank you Shaundi.  We're good to go.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's get outta here.
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's get out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Time to go.
|Playa - Male 3  |Great.  I'm sick of this place.
|Nolan North               |Let's get out of here.
}}
|Kinzie|Dammit, I heard that!
}}


M21 - Batteries Not Included[]

{{quote|Cell detected.|CID, "M21 1st Cell Close"}}

{{quote|We are close now.|CID, "M21 2nd Cell Close"}}

{{quote|The shield is down.|CID, "M21 2nd Cell Shield Down"}}

{{quote|The cell is not far.|CID, "M21 3rd Cell Close"}}

{{dialogue|"M21 3rd Cell Explodes"
|Shaundi SR2|Ha! It blew up. Okay NOW I'm rubbing it in!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm not going to hear the end of this...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie's gonna love that...
|Playa - Female 3|Why me...
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit!  Kinzie's gonna be pissed.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me...
|Playa - Male 3  |Balls...
|Nolan North               |Shit!  Kinzie's gonna be pissed.
}}
|CID|But there is one more cell not far from here.
|Shaundi SR2|Hold on, you said that was the final one.
|CID|If we had obtained it, then it obviously would have been.
}}

{{quote|It is close.|CID, "M21 4th Cell Close"}}

{{dialogue|"M21 4th Cell Instructions"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus CID, I have to turn off all of these things?
|Playa - Female 2|Do I really have to turn these all off?
|Playa - Female 3|I have to power down all of these?
|Playa - Male 1  |Seriously, do I have to shut all these things down?
|Playa - Male 2  |Is all this shit mission critical?
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm seriously supposed to turn those all off?
|Nolan North               |Seriously, do I have to shut all these things down?
}}
|CID|I do not believe so.  Only a couple seem to actually be generating the force field.  The rest should be easily destructible decoys.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Arrive 1st Cell Area"
|CID|Sensors detect a cell is in this area.  The closer we get to it, the more precise I can be.
|Shaundi SR2|Whoa, this thing's pretty handy to have around.
|CID|You have no idea.  I have many uses.
|Shaundi SR2|You don't double as a bong, do you?
|CID|For you I would find a way.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Arrive 2nd Cell Area"
|CID|The second power cell is not far, though I am detecting fluctuations in the simulation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, that means nothing to me...
|Playa - Female 2|Little explanation here...
|Playa - Female 3|What's that mean?
|Playa - Male 1  |What exactly does that mean?
|Playa - Male 2  |Which means...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm not Kinzie, CID...
|Nolan North               |What exactly does that mean?
}}
|CID|The Zin are altering the area in some way.  I am unsure how.
|Shaundi SR2|Like I said, we've been jinxed.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're not jinxed!
|Playa - Female 2|Luck is for losers.
|Playa - Female 3|There's no such thing...
|Playa - Male 1  |Whatever.
|Playa - Male 2  |Pssh.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, yeah...
|Nolan North               |Whatever.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Arrive 3rd Cell Area"
|CID|We are nearing the final power cell.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This can't be over soon enough...
|Playa - Female 2|Good, I can't take much more of this...
|Playa - Female 3|Good... I need a break from you two...
|Playa - Male 1  |Thank god.  Let's get this thing and go.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thank god.  I just want this to be over...
|Playa - Male 3  |All right, let's just grab the damn thing and get out of here...
|Nolan North               |Thank god.  Let's get this thing and go.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Feeling guilty?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're enjoying this too much...
|Playa - Female 2|Enjoying this much?
|Playa - Female 3|You're planning on running this into the ground, aren't you...
|Playa - Male 1  |Enjoying yourself?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're really enjoying yourself, aren't you...
|Playa - Male 3  |You're really enjoying this, aren't you...
|Nolan North               |Enjoying yourself?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Oh yeah.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Arrive 4th Cell Area"
|CID|The second final power cell is in this area, and I am reading a large amount of energy output around it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So now something else is going to go wrong...
|Playa - Female 2|Which of course is bad news...
|Playa - Female 3|And that means something big and scary is going to try to kill us...
|Playa - Male 1  |Let me guess, that means something bad.
|Playa - Male 2  |Which means something shitty's about to go down...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm assuming that's a bad thing?
|Nolan North               |Let me guess, that means something bad.
}}
|CID|Given that our current predicament is a result of your big mouth, I would guess you are correct.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Arrive At Warehouse"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, thank god.
|Playa - Female 2|Farewell tank.  I'll miss you.  Kinzie, she's all yours.
|Playa - Female 3|Whew, made it!
|Playa - Male 1  |There, you have your power cells.  Told you I'd make it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Three power cells, as promised...
|Playa - Male 3  |It's all yours , Kinzie...
|Nolan North               |There, you have your power cells.  Told you I'd make it.
}}
|Kinzie|Oh good.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Attack 1st Cell Guards"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pssshh... I'm insulted how easy this is...
|Playa - Female 2|This is too easy...
|Playa - Female 3|These guys should be easy to mop up...
|Playa - Male 1  |Good, only a few guards.  Easy enough.
|Playa - Male 2  |Few guards?  This should be easy.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is about as easy as it gets...
|Nolan North               |Good, only a few guards.  Easy enough.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|What are you doing?
|Playa|What?
|Shaundi SR2|You know you just jinxed us, right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whatever, this is easy...
|Playa - Female 2|What jinx?  I said this was easy...
|Playa - Female 3|Did you not hear the part about this being easy?
|Playa - Male 1  |What, by saying "easy enough"?
|Playa - Male 2  |I said it was easy, big deal...
|Playa - Male 3  |The only people who are jinxed are the Zin, this is easy.
|Nolan North               |What, by saying "easy enough"?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Jesus, you said it again!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi's afraid of the big bad jinx?
|Playa - Female 2|When did you become supersitious Shaundi...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh come on!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, what are you twelve?
|Playa - Male 2  |Really?
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on Shaundi, are you kidding me?
|Nolan North               |Shaundi, what are you twelve?
}}
|CID|It is Chekov's Gun.  Saying it is too easy now means something must go wrong later, or else there was no point to this conversation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well shit...
|Playa - Female 2|Merde.
|Playa - Female 3|Well shit...
|Playa - Male 1  |Well shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |Well shit...
|Nolan North               |Well shit...
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Yeah.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Attack 2nd Cell Guards"
|Playa|Wait, is that a shield generator?
|Shaundi SR2|Told you!
|Playa|Dammit!
|CID|The shield surrounding the power cell must be disabled, in case you could not figure that out yourself.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're taking care of this, right Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 2|Okay Shaundi, I need your help on this one...
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, it's your time to shine...
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, could you...
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay Shaundi, I'm gonna need, first of all...
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi and I are on it...
|Nolan North               |Shaundi, could you...
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Oh no.  You created the problem, you can solve it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on Shaundi, some of these generators aren't even on!
|Playa - Female 2|Serendipity, nothing more. Look over there, that generator's not even turned on!
|Playa - Female 3|Enough with the hoodoo already, the generator over there isn't even on...
|Playa - Male 1  |It's just a coincidence.  See, there's a generator not even turned on over there!
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatever, there's a generator over there that's not even turned on!
|Playa - Male 3  |Will you listen to yourself?  That generator over there isn't even turned on...
|Nolan North               |It's just coincidence.  See, there's a generator not even turned on over there!
}}
|CID|That suggests the Zin are currently adding more security to the remaining cells.  I believe here we only interrupted the process.  Shaundi is right.
|Shaundi SR2|Just admit what you did.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm not admitting shit.
|Playa - Female 2|Never.
|Playa - Female 3|I didn't do anything!
|Playa - Male 1  |Not gonna happen.
|Playa - Male 2  |Confidence ain't a crime!
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck no.
|Nolan North               |Not gonna happen.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Attack 3rd Cell Guards"
|Shaundi SR2|Looks like CID was right, they've got another generator up and running.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is your cue to rub it in...
|Playa - Female 2|So you still being superstitious?
|Playa - Female 3|Shouldn't you be telling me I'm bad luck?
|Playa - Male 1  |What, no rubbing this in?
|Playa - Male 2  |You gonna pile on the bullshit here, too?
|Playa - Male 3  |Just get it over with and say I'm cursed...
|Nolan North               |What, no rubbing this in?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Nope.
|Playa|... Really?
|Shaundi SR2|We already knew these would be here.  I don't see much of a point.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You got this covered then...
|Playa - Female 2|Good, then we can...
|Playa - Female 3|Cool.  Shaundi, you're goin...
|Playa - Male 1  |Eh, all right then. So do you mind...
|Playa - Male 2  |Great, then Shaundi--
|Playa - Male 3  |Great, then let's get ba--
|Nolan North               |All right then. Uh, do you mind...
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Still not helping shut those down.
|Playa|CID...?
|CID|I am with Shaundi on this one.  Do it yourself.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're both on my shit list...
|Playa - Female 2|Fucking useless...
|Playa - Female 3|You want something done right...
|Playa - Male 1  |Of course you are...
|Playa - Male 2  |This is some bullshit...
|Playa - Male 3  |We're talking about this later...
|Nolan North               |Of course you are...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Attack 4th Cell Guards"
|Shaundi SR2|This place is lit up like a Feed Dogs concert!
|Playa|CID, why is everything a target?
|CID|Because you are cursed.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Close To Exploding"
|Kinzie|Okay, speech time.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's hear it...
|Playa - Female 2|Jesus, Kinzie...
|Playa - Female 3|Here we go...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll make it, I swear!
|Playa - Male 2  |Please no.
|Playa - Male 3  |I wait with baited breath.
|Nolan North               |I'll make it, I swear!
}}
|Kinzie|You HAVE to make it.  We NEED those power cells for the Key.  Without it, we DON'T defeat Zinyak.  Got it?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Got it.
|Playa - Female 2|I understand...
|Playa - Female 3|Don't worry hon... I have it covered.
|Playa - Male 1  |I got it!
|Playa - Male 2  |Wow, that was shorter than I was expecting
|Playa - Male 3  |Same page.
|Nolan North               |I got it!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Getting In Tank"
|Playa|Where's the battery?
|CID|Integrated into the tank I believe.  The properties of the power cell should increase the speed, destruction, and durability of the vehicle.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's what I like to hear...
|Playa - Female 2|Excellent...
|Playa - Female 3|I can't wait to give this thing a whirl...
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck right, time for a little armored destruction!
|Playa - Male 2  |That's what I'm talking about...
|Playa - Male 3  |Finally... something is going my way...
|Nolan North               |Fuck yeah, time for a little armored destruction!
}}
|CID|However the increase in power will also overload the tank and cause it to explode in a few minutes.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus Chist...
|Playa - Female 2|It's always something...
|Playa - Female 3|COME ON!
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, what?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're killing me smalls.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck me...
|Nolan North               |Uh, what?
}}
|CID|If you can get to Kinzie's warehouse in time, she can set up a field which will stabilize the energy output.
|Shaundi SR2|At least there's a bright side, right?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So basically either I make it to Kinzie or I die.
|Playa - Female 2|And doing that is the only way to not to die, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|So the only way to stop this thing from killing me is to get it to Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |So I drive into that field I don't blow the hell up?
|Playa - Male 2  |And if I don't get it to Kinzie, I'm dead.
|Playa - Male 3  |So if I don't make it in time I blow up?
|Nolan North               |So I drive into that field, I don't blow the hell up?
}}
|CID|Correct.  Good luck.  You will need it.  Shaundi, there is a hookah bar not far from here.  Care to join me before I return to the ship?
|Shaundi SR2|Well, catch you later boss.  Have fun!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't mind me, I'll just be in the murder tank!
|Playa - Female 2|You're loyalty is inspiring!
|Playa - Female 3|Are you seriously leaving me?
|Playa - Male 1  |You better hope I don't explode!
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks for your fucking help!
|Playa - Male 3  |Are you fucking kidding me?
|Nolan North               |You better hope I don't explode!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Going to 2nd Area"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|CID, I'm going to need you to tell me when we're close to the next cell.
|Playa - Female 2|CID, can you give me a heads up when we're close to the power cell?
|Playa - Female 3|CID, you're gonna let me know when we're close to the power cell, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Let me know when we're close to the next cell.
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell me when we're close to the power cell...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm gonna need you to tell me when we're near the next power cell.
|Nolan North               |Let me know when we're close to the next cell.
}}
|CID|If you do something for me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the fuck do you want now?
|Playa - Female 2|What now...
|Playa - Female 3|Fine...
|Playa - Male 1  |Really, CID?  You're asking for something right now?
|Playa - Male 2  |Christ CID, are you really shaking me down?
|Playa - Male 3  |You really want to extort me right now?
|Nolan North               |Really, CID?  You're asking for something right now?
}}
|CID|I require a date with this Shaundi.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh god...
|Playa - Female 2|You require what?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm sorry, what?
|Playa - Male 1  |Excuse me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Good luck with that.
|Playa - Male 3  |CID, I don't think Sha-
|Nolan North               |Excuse me?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Okay.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh god...
|Playa - Female 2|Seriously?
|Playa - Female 3|This isn't gonna end well...
|Playa - Male 1  |EXCUSE ME?
|Playa - Male 2  |The fuck just happened?
|Playa - Male 3  |Wow.
|Nolan North               |EXCUSE ME?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|What, could be fun.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Going to 3rd Area"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So how's this "date" going to work...
|Playa - Female 2|So where does a sociopathic robot take someone on a date?
|Playa - Female 3|So ya'll worked out the details for your date?
|Playa - Male 1  |So what are you two going to do on this date?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey CID, where you taking Shaundi on your "date"...
|Playa - Male 3  |You're really planning to go out with CID, aren't you...
|Nolan North               |So what are you two going to do on this date?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Way to change the subject and dodge responsibility for those shield generators.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No, no, I really want to know where a power mad robot takes a lady...
|Playa - Female 2|I'm not being evasive.  I'm being morbidly curious...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm just really curious, is all...
|Playa - Male 1  |No, I genuinely want to know.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hell no, I want details on this trainwreck...
|Playa - Male 3  |What could you two possibly do that doesn't end horribly?
|Nolan North               |No, I genuinely want to know.
}}
|CID|I know a great little pizza place in town.
|Shaundi SR2|I love pizza!
|CID|Perhaps a movie afterwards as well.
|Shaundi SR2|What's playing?
|CID|Pride and Prejudice.
|Shaundi SR2|Sounds a little serious, but I'll give it a whirl.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Going to 4th Area"
|Shaundi SR2|You okay, boss?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If by "okay" you mean "fucking annoyed" than, yeah...
|Playa - Female 2|There's nothing to say.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm not happy, Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm not saying another word.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm done talking.
|Playa - Male 3  |Not really.
|Nolan North               |I'm not saying another word.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Come on, don't be such a sour puss.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Woo-saa...
|Playa - Female 2|Just give me a moment Shaundi...
|Playa - Female 3|Give a girl some space please...
|Playa - Male 1  |No, not gonna make this go any worse.
|Playa - Male 2  |I need a minute Shaundi...
|Playa - Male 3  |No, that's exactly what I'm gonna be...
|Nolan North               |No, not gonna make this go any worse.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Have it your way.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Hot Cold"
|CID|Warmer.
|CID|You are getting hotter.
|CID|You are red hot!
|CID|Blazing!
|CID|Cold.
|CID|You are getting colder.
|CID|Freezing!
|CID|You are as cold as ice!
}}

{{quote|I have found a compatible power source for the Key; predictably, it is controlled by the Zin.   Interference from these cells make it impossible for me to pinpoint the exact locations, but I should be able to determine the general areas of the three we need.|CID, "M21 Mission Brief"}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's the plan, CID?
|Playa - Female 2|Where are we going?
|Playa - Female 3|Where to?
|Playa - Male 1  |CID, where we headed?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where to CID?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where are we going CID?
|Nolan North               |CID, where we headed?
}}
|CID|I have marked the general location for the first power cell, though I am surprised Kinzie also sent along Fake Shaundi to help us.
|Shaundi SR2|Whoa whoa whoa, "Fake Shaundi"?
|CID|Kinzie explained to me that Shaundi had a doppelganger who hated pants and was very friendly.
|Shaundi SR2|Yeah, that's me.  But fake?  I'm standing right here!
|CID|Do not shoot the messenger.  Frankly you sound more fun than the other Shaundi.  And I love your hair.
|Shaundi SR2|Oh, thanks!
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pick Up 1st Cell"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Got it.
|Playa - Female 2|Got the first cell.
|Playa - Female 3|That's the first cell.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, that's one.
|Playa - Male 2  |One down.
|Playa - Male 3  |On to the next one...
|Nolan North               |Well, that's one.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pick Up 2nd Cell"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right, lets get that last power cell...
|Playa - Female 2|Ready for the last one.
|Playa - Female 3|One more to go.
|Playa - Male 1  |Got it.  Let's get the last one already.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, let's find the last one.
|Playa - Male 3  |Only one cell left...
|Nolan North               |Got it.  Let's get the last one already.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Pre Mission Call"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That key ready yet?
|Playa - Female 2|Is the key finished?
|Playa - Female 3|Where are we with the key?
|Playa - Male 1  |How's the Key?
|Playa - Male 2  |Is the key ready?
|Playa - Male 3  |Whats the status of the key?
|Nolan North               |How's the Key?
}}
|Phone Call|Nearly built, but without power it's really just a glorified paperweight.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So charge it.
|Playa - Female 2|So give it power.
|Playa - Female 3|Shouldn't you plug it in then?
|Playa - Male 1  |So plug it in and let's put it to use.
|Playa - Male 2  |What are you waiting for? plug it in.
|Playa - Male 3  |So write some code and get it working...
|Nolan North               |So plug it in and let's put it to use.
}}
|Phone Call|If it was that simple don't you think I would've done that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I don't think half the shit you do makes sense, I'm just heading my bets.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I try to never guess what's going on in your head...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm just asking...
|Playa - Male 1  |Um, no?
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck if I know, you're always doing crazy shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |Never hurts to ask...
|Nolan North               |Um, no?
}}
|Phone Call|Ugh...  We need compatible power sources to make it work.  I'm sending CID in there to help you with that.  Try to be nice to him.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Roadblock"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I thought the Zin would try a little harder than a roadblock...
|Playa - Female 2|The Zin can get in my way all they want...
|Playa - Female 3|They think that's gonna stop a tank?
|Playa - Male 1  |You wanna get in my way?  Fine with me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Think that's gonna stop me?
|Playa - Male 3  |A roadblock?  That's the best Zinyak could come up with?
|Nolan North               |You wanna get in my way?  Fine with me.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, I'll take these odds...
|Playa - Female 2|I could do this all day...
|Playa - Female 3|Another road block?  Do these guys ever learn...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ha! Like that's gonna stop me.
|Playa - Male 2  |You wanna get run over, that's your business...
|Playa - Male 3  |You think they'd realize this isn't gonna work...
|Nolan North               |Like that's gonna stop me.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M21 Tank Drive Convo 1"
|Kinzie|Are you having fun down there?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|On the plus side... I have a tank.  On the down side there's a solid chance of it killing me.
|Playa - Female 2|Considering it might blow up... no.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll be honest, I'm not to wild about driving a bomb...
|Playa - Male 1  |In between my moments of "dear god, dear god, don't let this thing blow me up", yes I am.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's a living.
|Playa - Male 3  |CID left me to die, so I've been better.
|Nolan North               |In between my moments of "dear god, dear god, don't let this thing blow me up", yes I am.
}}
|Kinzie|Don't worry, CID contacted me and I set up the stabilization field.  Get the tank back in one piece and you'll be fine.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Thanks for sparing me the monologue on how careful I need to be...
|Playa - Female 2|This usually is where you start getting neuortic about collateral damage.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm surprised you haven't hit me with a lecture on how I can't afford to break the key.  I think you're growing as person.
|Playa - Male 1  |You seem strangely calm about this whole thing, Kinzie.  I expected you to be on my case about how without these your Key won't work and I better not screw this up, blah blah blah.
|Playa - Male 2  |Isn't this the part where you give me a big lecture on not breaking things?
|Playa - Male 3  |I thought you'd be on my case about how important the key is.
|Nolan North               |You seem strangely calm about this whole thing, Kinzie.  I expected you to be on my case about how without these your Key won't work and I better not screw this up, blah blah blah.
}}
|Kinzie|Oh, I have that speech all prepared.  Figured I'd give you a little more time before I started it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's very big of you Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|How mangnanimous.
|Playa - Female 3|Your mercy is boundless.
|Playa - Male 1  |You're so kind.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll take what I can get.
|Playa - Male 3  |You're showing a lot of restraint Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |You're so kind.
}}
|Kinzie|I know.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Tank Drive Convo 2"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So... about this tank...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, what are your plans for the tank?
|Playa - Female 3|So what happens to this thing once I drive it over?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, what's going to happen to this tank when I get it back to the warehouse?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what are you going to do with the tank?
|Playa - Male 3  |So I bring the tank to the warehouse, what happens next?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, what's going to happen to this tank when I get it back to the warehouse?
}}
|Kinzie|It'll be dismantled and the power cell will be pulled out for use on my Key.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Aw, but it's fun, and blows shit up real good...
|Playa - Female 2|It seems like such a waste of a tank...
|Playa - Female 3|I don't get to keep the tank?
|Playa - Male 1  |Aww, can't you just find a way to keep it from exploding and let me go on a rampage with this thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |Dismantle? We're not keeping it?
|Playa - Male 3  |We're dismantling a super tank?
|Nolan North               |Can't you just find a way to keep it from exploding and let me go on a rampage with this thing?
}}
|Kinzie|Hey, do you want to be able to kill Zinyak or don't you?  Get revenge for Earth, or get a tank.   Your choice.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|{{*}}sigh * Revenge for Earth...
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh * Revenge for Earth...
|Playa - Female 3|Aw, shit. Revenge for Earth...
|Playa - Male 1  |{{*}}sigh * Revenge for Earth...
|Playa - Male 2  |{{*}}sigh * Revenge for Earth...
|Playa - Male 3  |{{*}}sigh * Revenge for Earth...
|Nolan North               |{{*}}sigh * Revenge for Earth...
}}
|Kinzie|Then quit your bitching.
}}

{{dialogue|"M21 Tank Drive Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|"Let's go to a hookah bar, have fun in the death tank..."
|Playa - Female 2|I have to make it back... if I don't I'll never be able to slap CID...
|Playa - Female 3|Lord, please don't let me die before I get a chance to murder CID...
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I have enough time...  I hope I have enough time... Please god let me have enough time.
|Playa - Male 2  |This shouldn't be too bad...right?
|Playa - Male 3  |Fucking Benedict Arnolds...
|Nolan North               |Yeah, I have enough time...  I hope I have enough time... Please god let me have enough time.
}} }}


M22_1 - Grand Finale 1[]

{{dialogue|"M22 1 1st Drive Convo"
|Ben King|How you holding up back there?
|Pierce|Hey, you hanging in there, boss?
|Asha|What's the situation back there?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, I kinda wish the driver was SOBER.
|Playa - Female 2|Were the roads always this bumpy?
|Playa - Female 3|Going a little fast, aintcha?
|Playa - Male 1  |Ride's a little bumpy.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ride could be smoother.
|Playa - Male 3  |It'd be better if you were actually driving.
|Nolan North               |Ride's a little bumpy.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Oh sure, let's slow down and let the Zin catch up to us just so the ride's more comfortable and safe.
|Shaundi|Okay, you come up here and drive and I'll go out there and fend off hordes of Zin.
|Matt Miller|I'm sorry, but we didn't have time to pad the truck for safety.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just focus on the road!
|Playa - Female 2|It was an honest question!
|Playa - Female 3|Sugar, we need less sass and more focus, okay?
|Playa - Male 1  |I wasn't criticizing, just saying.
|Playa - Male 2  |I was just saying!
|Playa - Male 3  |Just put the pint down and drive!
|Nolan North               |I wasn't criticizing, just saying.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 2nd Drive Convo Asha"
|Matt Miller|You know, if we had attached thrusters to the Key we could've flown it right to the system entrance.
|Kinzie|Interesting point.  But how would we boost the altitude from the gravity inhibitors?
|Matt Miller|Well, if we gotten our hands on a Zin power generator we could've used it to--
|Asha|Do you have any idea what these two are saying?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All I heard was "blah blah Key blah blah power generator."
|Playa - Female 2|I just pretend my English is not so good.
|Playa - Female 3|Darlin', I don't understand most of what those two talk about.
|Playa - Male 1  |Not a clue.  That's why I usually ask for a translation.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not usually, no.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh yeah, always. Naw, I'm joking. No idea.
|Nolan North               |Not a clue.  That's why I usually ask for a translation.
}}
|Matt Miller|Oh, sorry, what we were getting at was--
|Asha|I don't think that was a reqest for one, Matt.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 2nd Drive Convo BK"
|Johnny Gat|You need any help back there?
|Ben King|It isn't exciting enough for you up here with me?
|Johnny Gat|The boss is getting to blow shit up while my biggest problem is avoiding bad roadwork.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, well, better to dodge potholes than deal with Kinzie if we break the key.
|Playa - Female 2|Au contraire, this bad roadwork is nothing compared to what Kinzie will do if we mess up her key.
|Playa - Female 3|Your biggest problem is what Kinzie will do if her key gets broken.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, you're saving us from getting killed by Kinzie for damaging this Key thing.
|Playa - Male 2  |If anything happens to this key, Kinzie will have both our asses.
|Playa - Male 3  |Better this road than Kinzie if we bang up her key.
|Nolan North               |No, you're saving us from getting killed by Kinzie for damaging this Key thing.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Oh come on, what would Kinzie do?
|Kinzie|Unplug you while you sit here jacked in to the simulation for ruining our only hope of stopping Zinyak.
|Johnny Gat|You wouldn't.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Eh. That's not as bad as what I thought she'd do.
|Playa - Female 2|Do you really wish to test that?
|Playa - Female 3|You don't know Kinzie very well, do you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh yes, she would.
|Playa - Male 2  |You wanna bet?
|Playa - Male 3  |I wouldn't put it past her.
|Nolan North               |Yes, she would.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 2nd Drive Convo SH"
|Pierce|Why do we always have to do the driving?
|Shaundi|I've seen you shoot.  Trust me, it's better the boss is back there.
|Pierce|Now that's just...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Listen, you don't quit it and I'll drive this truck myself!
|Playa - Female 2|Quiet down, you two! Must I drive as well?
|Playa - Female 3|If you two don't settle down, I'll kick you both out of the car!
|Playa - Male 1  |Pierce, Shaundi, don't make me come up there and give you both a timeout.
|Playa - Male 2  |Do I have to do this myself?
|Playa - Male 3  |Will you quit squabbling? Look, somebody has to drive here, yeah?
|Nolan North               |Pierce, Shaundi, don't make me come up there and give you both a timeout.
}}
|Pierce|That's what I'm sayin', you come up here and give me a chance to bring down some Zin.
|Shaundi|Way to set that one up, boss.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 2nd Team Talk"
|Ben King|We're ready to go.
|Pierce|So we doin' this?
|Asha|Just say the word.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 About To Crash"
|CID|Please hurry before I crash into the shield.
|CID|I am almost to the shield and will crash and explode if you do not hurry.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 After 2nd Roadblock"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Should I expect anything else, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|Anything else in our way, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Any other roadblocks else up ahead, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, there any other surprises?
|Playa - Male 2  |Any other surprises, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, there any other surprises?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, there any other surprises?
}}
|Kinzie|None that I can see.  Should be a clear shot from there.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right, people, we need to get the key off the truck ASAP and into the System immediately.
|Playa - Female 2|Let us get this key off the truck and into the System quickly,  yeah?
|Playa - Female 3|No dilly-dallying now. We have to get this unloaded and into the System.
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay people, once we get there we get this thing unloaded and into the System as fast as we can, got it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Look, folks, we need to get this off the truck and into the System fast.
|Playa - Male 3  |Look, as soon as we can, we hafta get this key off and into the System. Understood?
|Nolan North               |Okay people, once we get there we get this thing unloaded and into the System as fast as we can, got it?
}}
|Ben King|No problem, playa.
|Shaundi|You got it, boss.
|Asha|We'll get it done.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Breakers Open"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Did that do it?
|Playa - Female 2|Last one, CID!
|Playa - Female 3|How are we now?
|Playa - Male 1  |Last one open.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, that's it.
|Playa - Male 3  |We good now?
|Nolan North               |Last one open.
}}
|CID|That tickles.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|CID, don't--you know what. I'll focus on fighting.
|Playa - Female 2|You focus on that while I keep you alive.
|Playa - Female 3|Whatever does it for ya, hon. I'll keep the bad guys off ya while you finish.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ugh...Yeah... You keep doing that, I'll keep these assholes off you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oookay. I'm gonna focus on killing these guys while you do that.
|Playa - Male 3  |You do that and I'll take care of these distractions.
|Nolan North               |Ugh...Yeah... You keep doing that, I'll keep these assholes off you.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 CID Hacking Shield"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You almost done, CID?
|Playa - Female 2|How are we on time, CID?
|Playa - Female 3|You fixing to be done soon, CID?
|Playa - Male 1  |How much longer, CID?
|Playa - Male 2  |You close yet, CID?
|Playa - Male 3  |I hope you're almost done, CID.
|Nolan North               |How much longer, CID?
}}
|CID|Please do not rush me unless you would like the field to overload and electrocute you all.
|Ben King|You mean "us all".
|Shaundi|Wouldn't that be "us all"?
|Asha|Hold on, why "you all"?
|CID|Only all of you would end up dead if it overloaded.  I already shielded my exterior from the field's frequency before I began my hack.  Hence why it has taken me this long.
|Johnny Gat|Can I kill this floating piece of Zin scrap later?
|Pierce|Way to be a team player...
|Matt Miller|Clever, but kind of a dick thing to do, mate.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not killing us all would be nice, CID.
|Playa - Female 2|Well, keep doing it as you are then.
|Playa - Female 3|Mighty kind of you, CID, but a little faster would be good.
|Playa - Male 1  |CID, just get it done.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just do it, CID.
|Playa - Male 3  |Enough talking already! Get it done, CID.
|Nolan North               |CID, just get it done.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Force Shield Down"
|CID|The shield is now down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|CID, with me. See you two on the other side.
|Playa - Female 2|Godspeed, you two. We're taking the Key!
|Playa - Female 3|Good luck, you two. CID, come with me.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, let's move.  You guys going to be all right?
|Playa - Male 2  |You guys got this? CID and I are going in.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. You're with me, robot. See you two later.
|Nolan North               |All right, let's move.  You guys going to be all right?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Head Inside"
|Johnny Gat|Get the Key in there, boss.  We'll handle these assholes.
|Pierce|Grab the Key and get going, Shaundi and I have this.
|Asha|Take the Key and go, we'll finish up here.
|Kinzie|Once you get inside I'll be cutoff from communication so listen to CID, he'll know what to do.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Will do. CID, let's go!
|Playa - Female 2|Of course! CID, come with me.
|Playa - Female 3|You got it, hon. CID and I will be just fine.
|Playa - Male 1  |Right, we'll see how that works out.  Get in there, CID.
|Playa - Male 2  |You got it, Kinzie. CID, let's move!
|Playa - Male 3  |Gotcha, love. We'll be fine.
|Nolan North               |Right, we'll see how that works out.  Get in there, CID.
}}
|CID|To watch this simulation destroyed, gladly.
|Ben King|See you afterwards.
|Shaundi|Good luck, boss.
|Matt Miller|Just... come back alive.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Homie Choice Gat King"
|Johnny Gat|King and I are down for whatever you need.  Shit, it'll be just like old times.
|Ben King|And don't worry, playa.  Gat and I've had our differences in the past, but it's just that, the past.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Homie Choice Matt Asha"
|Matt Miller|Asha and I are a seamless team, anticipating each other's actions.  We'll get the job done proper.
|Asha|I think you're selling it a bit much, Matt.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Homie Choice Pierce Sh"
|Pierce|Come on, boss, you gotta pick us.  Shaundi and I won't let you down, you know that.
|Shaundi|You know just because we aren't needed now that doesn't mean we won't get to help out later.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Initial Choice End"
|Kinzie|Head back inside the simulation and the Key will be waiting for you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good job, Kinzie. I can't wait to see the look on Zinyak's face.
|Playa - Female 2|You have my thanks, Kinzie. Now let's show Zinyak who he's messing with.
|Playa - Female 3|Thank you, hon. Time to show Zinyak some real manners.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks, Kinzie.  Zinyak won't know what's hit him.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks, Kinzie. Time to show that Zinyak motherfucker who's boss.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right then. Let's take the stick to his Zinyak character, yeah?
|Nolan North               |Thanks, Kinzie.  Zinyak won't know what's hit him.
}} }}

{{quote|The Key is damaged greatly.  More power would fix this problem.|CID, "M22 1 Key at 25 Percent"}}

{{quote|With more power I could repair the damage to the Key.|CID, "M22 1 Key at 50 Percent"}}

{{quote|Opening more breakers would allow me to repair the Key.|CID, "M22 1 Key at 70 Percent"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Key Not Moving"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This an all-day thing or...?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you done, CID?
|Playa - Female 3|How long is this gonna take, CID?
|Playa - Male 1  |Any day now, CID.  Get that thing moving.
|Playa - Male 2  |Is this gonna take much longer, CID?
|Playa - Male 3  |Those power cells fueled yet, CID?
|Nolan North               |Any day now, CID.  Get that thing moving.
}}
|CID|The energy flow is being regulated.  Opening breakers should increase the power.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nothing is ever just simple...
|Playa - Female 2|Merde. Why can't one thing be easy?
|Playa - Female 3|So is there a fusebox or something around?
|Playa - Male 1  |Always a fucking catch...
|Playa - Male 2  |Of course it would.
|Playa - Male 3  |What's life without some snags, yeah?
|Nolan North               |Always a fucking catch...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Makes Choice"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You two are with me. Time to bring the Zin empire to its knees.
|Playa - Female 2|Come, mes amis. Time to start some trouble.
|Playa - Female 3|I hope y'all are ready. It's time to get this show on the road.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, you guys are with me for this part.  See you both inside.
|Playa - Male 2  |You two ready? Time to do this.
|Playa - Male 3  |I want you two with me. Meet me inside.
|Nolan North               |All right, you guys are with me for this part.  See you both inside.
}} }}

{{quote|According to Kinzie's intel the Key needs to be taken to the old Syndicate Tower.  The entrance to the System is in the loading dock.  We will be driving the truck while you keep the Zin off us.  After entering, CID will be in charge of driving the Key into the main computer hub, which will cause the Simulation to begin destabilizing.  Good luck.|Asha, "M22 1 Mission Brief Asha"}}

{{quote|According to Kinzie's intel the Key needs to be taken to the old Syndicate Tower.  The entrance to the System is in the loading dock.  We will be driving the truck while you keep the Zin off us.  After entering, CID will be in charge of driving the Key into the main computer hub, which will cause the Simulation to begin destabilizing.  Good luck.|Shaundi, "M22 1 Mission Brief Shaundi"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Mission Start"
|Kinzie|The Key's loaded up.  Climb on and make sure it doesn't get destroyed.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Escort job, yeah? No problem.
|Playa - Female 2|You worry too much, Kinzie. It's just an escort job.
|Playa - Female 3|No worries, hon. It's just a simple escort.
|Playa - Male 1  |Standard escort, I got it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Relax, Kinzie. I've done this before.
|Playa - Male 3  |Babysit the key. Got it.
|Nolan North               |Standard escort, I got it.
}}
|Kinzie|Only if this fails, we could all die.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This isn't gonna fail, Kinzie. We've got this.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh, Kinzie, I'll make you an optimist yet.
|Playa - Female 3|You sure know how to pee in the punchbowl, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Geez, you're a real downer sometimes.
|Playa - Male 2  |Loosen up, Kinzie. I got this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Not gonna happen, love. But thanks for the concern.
|Nolan North               |You're a real downer sometimes.
}}
|Kinzie|I'm serious.  If we screw this up, we won't get another shot at bringing down the simulation, we won't create an opening onto the Zin mothership, and we won't be able to locate and go after Zinyak himself.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I understand, Kinzie. Look, everything's going to be fine.
|Playa - Female 2|Everything will be fine, Kinzie. Don't worry.
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, sweetie, you're too tense. This is gonna be fine.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, I understand.  Don't worry, this is going to work, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |I got this, Kinzie. You focus on the rest of the plan.
|Playa - Male 3  |Got it, Kinzie. Everything's gonna be aces.
|Nolan North               |All right, I understand.  Don't worry, this is going to work, Kinzie.
}}
|Kinzie|As long as the Key doesn't get destroyed, like I said.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm not going to let your key get hurt, Kinzie. Promise.
|Playa - Female 2|Your key is safe with me. I promise.
|Playa - Female 3|I promise. Your key will be just fine.
|Playa - Male 1  |It won't get destroyed, I promise.
|Playa - Male 2  |For fucks sake, Kinzie. I said I got this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey. As long as I'm fine, your key will be too.
|Nolan North               |It won't get destroyed, I promise.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Opening Breakers"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Destroying THREE things, huh? How DIFFERENT.
|Playa - Female 2|The power of three, huh. Zinyak must be a fan of that witch show.
|Playa - Female 3|Three things? Again? That Zinyak sure has a funny way about him.
|Playa - Male 1  |What's with there always being 3 things to destroy or turn on or whatever?
|Playa - Male 2  |What is up with there always being three things?
|Playa - Male 3  |What's the deal with three? Everything always happens in three.
|Nolan North               |What's with there always being 3 things to destroy or turn on or whatever?
}}
|CID|Three is the optimal number for powering many different systems in Zinyak's simulations.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Try again, CID.
|Playa - Female 2|And you think I'm gullible, why exactly?
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, you can't con a con artist.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's not really an answer.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, that almost sounds true.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm finding that hard to believe, CID.
|Nolan North               |That's not really an answer.
}}
|CID|Then would you believe it is actually just an arbitrary number that sounded good at the time to the system creator?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why can't it ever just be two? Or one? OR NONE.
|Playa - Female 2|Much more believable.
|Playa - Female 3|See, the truth just sounds different.
|Playa - Male 1  |Now that I believe.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, sounds about right.
|Playa - Male 3  |Now that I believe.
|Nolan North               |Now that I believe.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Past 1st Roadblock"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Good job. Let's keep going!
|Playa - Female 2|Ah-ha! Nice driving!
|Playa - Female 3|Well done! Keep moving!
|Playa - Male 1  |Nice driving.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nice! Let's keep going!
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice job with the wheel.
|Nolan North               |Nice driving.
}}
|Ben King|All right, we're rolling.
|Pierce|Steppin' on it.
|Matt Miller|Cheers.
}}

{{quote|Power now restored.  Continuing to channel energy.|CID, "M22 1 Power Restored"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Power Stopped"
|CID|A suppression field has shut down the power output.  The field must be removed.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck me. I'll take it down.
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh* I will take care of it.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh those Zin and their suppression fields.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck.  I'm on it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit. On it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Always one more thing, isn't there?
|Nolan North               |Fuck.  I'm on it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Pre Mission Phonecall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, are we--
|Playa - Female 2|So Kinzie is--
|Playa - Female 3|How's the key--
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, is...
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, Kinzie--
|Playa - Male 3  |How we sittin', Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, is--
}}
|Phone Call|Uploading the final code now... There, the Key's all ready.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Tell everybody it's time.
|Playa - Female 2|Tres bon. Shall we do this?
|Playa - Female 3|Sounds like it's time to have us some fun.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good, then inform the crew and let's do this.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right. Tell everyone to get ready.
|Playa - Male 3  |Get everyone on deck then. We're doing this.
|Nolan North               |Good, then inform the crew and let's do this.
}}
|Phone Call|So you know, you'll only be able to take a couple people with you for each task.  I need the rest back on the ship to help keep the Zin off our backs.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No problem. Two is all I need.
|Playa - Female 2|Of course.
|Playa - Female 3|You got it, hon.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine with me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Get everyone together. I'll be right there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right.
|Nolan North               |Fine with me.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Reach Inside Field"
|CID|The server is protected by a force field.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And you need it busted, that it?
|Playa - Female 2|More things to destroy then?
|Playa - Female 3|More stuff to break, is that what you're saying?
|Playa - Male 1  |Lemme guess, destroy more things to shut it down?
|Playa - Male 2  |Why is it Zin engineers are so stupid?
|Playa - Male 3  |And only I can take it down, yeah?
|Nolan North               |Lemme guess, destroy more things to shut it down?
}}
|CID|Correct.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Despite what Kinzie says, I really don't think Zinyak's all that bright.
|Playa - Female 2|These Zin are so technologically advanced yet they miss such simple things.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, Zinyak's so cute with his toy technology.
|Playa - Male 1  |This would be a lot harder if Zinyak put force fields around his power generators.
|Playa - Male 2  |Wouldn't it be better for them if these shield weren't being made by three easily-destroyable objects?
|Playa - Male 3  |These Zin and their fucking shields. It's ridiculous how cocked up these things are.
|Nolan North               |This would be a lot harder if Zinyak put force fields around his power generators.
}}
|CID|I do not understand.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Look at these shields! Shouldn't they be connected to something that isn't so easy to break?
|Playa - Female 2|Such as these shields. Shouldn't their generators be a little harder to destroy?
|Playa - Female 3|If I were an alien overlord, I think I'd protect my generators with something sturdier than these generators.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know, if they generated a shield around themselves.
|Playa - Male 2  |We should be good, CID.
|Playa - Male 3  |If I had a force field generator, I'd probably put some fucking defenses on it, yeah?
|Nolan North               |You know, if they generated a shield around themselves.
}}
|CID|Now you are just talking crazy.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Reach Outside Field"
|Kinzie|Damn, they put up a force field.
|CID|I believe I can hack through the shield.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then do it, CID. Everybody, protect the Key!
|Playa - Female 2|We will protect you, CID!
|Playa - Female 3|C'mon y'all, we need to protect CID and the Key!
|Playa - Male 1  |All right you heard CID, protect him and the Key.
|Playa - Male 2  |You heard the robot! Don't let anything happen to them!
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. You do your thing, CID. We got you.
|Nolan North               |All right you heard CID, protect him and the Key.
}}
|Johnny Gat|King and I got this.  You just get that field down, CID.
|Pierce|Don't worry, nothing's gettin' to this Key or CID, boss.
|Asha|No problem, it'll be just like that bit Matt and I did in Vatican City.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 See 1st Roadblock"
|Ben King|They've got the highway blocked.
|Shaundi|Boss, they've blocked our route.
|Asha|The Zin have barricaded the road.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then go around!
|Playa - Female 2|Can we find another way?
|Playa - Female 3|We should probably go around then.
|Playa - Male 1  |Can't we go around for once?
|Playa - Male 2  |Go around!
|Playa - Male 3  |Can you swing this trolley another way then?
|Nolan North               |Can't we go around for once?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 See 2nd Roadblock"
|Johnny Gat|Those assholes set up another roadblock.
|Pierce|Man, they're still putting shit in our way.
|Asha|Another barricade in our path.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hold on. I'll clear it for you.
|Playa - Female 2|Well, allow me to remove it then, yeah?
|Playa - Female 3|Gimme two shakes, hon. I'll take care of it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Be ready to move after I clear it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Get ready. I'm gonna clear it.
|Playa - Male 3  |After I blow it up, step on the gas.
|Nolan North               |Be ready to move after I clear it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 See Key Unfold Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not quite what I was expecting but okay.
|Playa - Female 2|Uh... huh. Not exactly what I was expecting.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, that's...different.
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, not what I was expecting...
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait. That's a key?
|Playa - Male 3  |Funny-looking key, that.
|Nolan North               |Okay, not what I was expecting...
}}
|CID|I will harness the system's energy to fuel the power cells on the Key.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right. Do what you gotta.
|Playa - Female 2|Very well.
|Playa - Female 3|Do what you have to, CID.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, you do that.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't let me stop ya.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whatever you say, CID.
|Nolan North               |You do that.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Server Crashing"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If we're done, we should probably go, yeah?
|Playa - Female 2|CID, it looks like we should leave now, no?
|Playa - Female 3|This place doesn't look so good. We should go, don't you think?
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, we should probably get out of here, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |All right. Where do we start, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |I suppose we should go now?
|Nolan North               |Uh, we should probably get out of here, right?
}}
|CID|That would be a good idea.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Server Field Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right, that should be it.
|Playa - Female 2|And that is everything, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|We good, CID?
|Playa - Male 1  |That should do it!
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't you mean "we will remain"?
|Playa - Male 3  |That's all of 'em, CID.
|Nolan North               |That should do it!
}}
|CID|I am coming for you, Zinyak.  Today your simulations come to an end and only I will remain.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, this is all about you, huh?
|Playa - Female 2|Only you, CID?
|Playa - Female 3|Are you forgetting about me, CID?
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, excuse me, you mean we.
|Playa - Male 2  |We should probably go.
|Playa - Male 3  |What do you mean only you?
|Nolan North               |Uh, excuse me, you mean we.
}}
|CID|Do not ruin this moment for me.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Stomp Breakers"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, this isn't doing anything, CID.
|Playa - Female 2|This is not working.
|Playa - Female 3|Hon, this isn't working out so well.
|Playa - Male 1  |CID, this isn't working.
|Playa - Male 2  |This isn't doing it, CID.
|Playa - Male 3  |CID, I don't think this is working.
|Nolan North               |CID, this isn't working.
}}
|CID|Then use your powers to force them open.
}}

{{quote|You know you have super powers, right?  You may wanna use them.|Kinzie, "M22 1 Superpowers Nag"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Team Choice Start"
|Kinzie|Here's the deal: you're gonna need three teams to help you defeat Zinyak.  The first team will help you get the Key into the mainframe.  The second will help you overload the simulation.  The final team will get you into the Zin mothership so you can get to Zinyak.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Three-stage attack. I like it.
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak won't know what hit him.
|Playa - Female 3|Sweetie, seems you have this whole thing figured out.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fair enough.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, sounds good.
|Playa - Male 3  |Solid thought there, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |Fair enough.
}}
|Kinzie|All right, figure out who you want to help with the Key and we can get you all loaded into the simulation.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Truck De-Rezzed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How are we moving without a truck, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|What is the plan here, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|What do we do without a truck, hon?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, what now?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit. What do we now?
|Playa - Male 3  |What's the plan with this key now?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, what now?
}}
|Kinzie|You're going to have to use your telekinesis to get the Key there.
|Johnny Gat|Don't worry, we're with ya.
|Shaundi|Pierce, let's go.
|Matt Miller|The portal isn't far.  Let's go.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 1 Truck De-Rezzing"
|Kinzie|Just a little farther to the tower.
|Zinyak|Oh, I'm sorry, but this highway wasn't clear for heavy loads. Ha ha ha ha...
|Playa|What the hell?!
|Ben King|What the hell?!
|Pierce|Yo, what the hell?!
|Matt Miller|What the hell?!
|Johnny Gat|What the hell?!
|Shaundi|What the hell?!
|Asha|What the hell?!
|Kinzie|What the hell?!
}}


M22 2 - Grand Finale Grand Finale Part Two[]

{{quote|Okay, that's better.  Activating the portal now, but it's going to take time.  Make sure the Zin don't destroy it while I establish the link.|Kinzie, "M22 2 1st Portal Clear"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 2nd Portal Clear"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, your turn.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, you're on.
|Playa - Female 3|Do it, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, you're up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, go.
|Playa - Male 3  |Go ahead, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, you're up.
}}
|Kinzie|Starting linking sequence now.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 2nd Portal Open Gat"
|Johnny Gat|Just the assholes I wanted to see...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You good?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you going to be all right here, Johnny?
|Playa - Female 3|You all right with this bunch?
|Playa - Male 1  |You sure you're gonna be okay?
|Playa - Male 2  |You gonna be okay with them?
|Playa - Male 3  |Are you quite sure you're sure about this?
|Nolan North               |You sure you're gonna be okay?
}}
|Johnny Gat|Yeah, I'll be fine.  Now get going and finish this already.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Seeing you again, Johnny?  Made it all worth it.
|Playa - Female 2|It was an honor to fight by your side again.
|Playa - Female 3|See ya, Johnny.  In this world or the next.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks Johnny.  For everything.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks Johnny.  You're still the baddest motherfucker in any reality.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cheers, Johnny.  For everything.
|Nolan North               |Thanks Johnny.  For everything.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 2nd Portal Open Matt"
|Matt Miller|I like them much better when they're not holding me prisoner.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt. Looks like you've got all the backup you need.
|Playa - Female 2|I take it you are satisfied with this arrangement?
|Playa - Female 3|So.  You okay staying with this crew?
|Playa - Male 1  |I take it you'll be good on your own?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, I think you're good with them.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm off to the main event.  You good here?
|Nolan North               |I take it you'll be good on your own?
}}
|Matt Miller|I have an army now, I'll be fine.  Just make sure you follow the plan.  Kinzie'll get you to Zinyak, I'm sure of it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Take care.  And try not to piss these guys off.
|Playa - Female 2|Be well, Matthew.
|Playa - Female 3|Then I'll see you again when I've killed the bastard.
|Playa - Male 1  |Thanks Matt.  Try not to have too much fun.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, Matt.  I'm glad I didn't kill ya.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ta, Matt.  Pleasure doing business with you.
|Nolan North               |Thanks Matt.  Try not to have too much fun.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 2nd Portal Open Shaundi"
|Shaundi|Jesus, as if seeing Veteran Child wasn't enough...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So you're okay with these guys?
|Playa - Female 2|Will you be all right here, Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, I feel funny leaving you with this bunch.
|Playa - Male 1  |You gonna be okay with these guys?
|Playa - Male 2  |You sure you're good with these guys?
|Playa - Male 3  |You'll be safe with them, yes?
|Nolan North               |You gonna be okay with these guys?
}}
|Shaundi|Yeah, I'll be fine.  Boss, get going and open that last portal, then kick Zinyak's ass for me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Absolutely.
|Playa - Female 2|But of course.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll be sure to give him your regards.
|Playa - Male 1  |Anything you say, Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 2  |Gonna kick it for all of us.
|Playa - Male 3  |For you, my dear, I'll kill him twice.
|Nolan North               |Anything you say, Shaundi.
}} }}

{{quote|There we go!|Kinzie, "M22 2 2nd Portal Opens"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 3rd Portal Open"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, you evil genius.  Is that Paul?!
|Playa - Female 2|Do it, Paul!  Yes you can!
|Playa - Female 3|Nice, Kinzie.  That Paul is one tall drink of water.
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit!  Is that Paul?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Well fuck me.  It's Paul!
|Playa - Male 3  |Good God!  Is that Paul?!
|Nolan North               |Holy shit!  Is that Paul?!
}}
|Kinzie|Told you!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah you did.
|Playa - Female 2|Well played, my friend.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, honey, I could kiss you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, I just may cry a little. Ha!
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, remind me to give you a raise.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm gonna promote you to Minister of War.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, I just may cry a little.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 3rd Portal Wardens"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, how about that backup?
|Playa - Female 2|You think maybe Zinyak is worried?
|Playa - Female 3|This is getting out of hand.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is getting ugly real quick.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, hurry it up.
|Playa - Male 3  |This is getting serious now...
|Nolan North               |This is getting ugly real quick.
}}
|Kinzie|Looks like they're throwing the kitchen sink at you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whatever's in that portal had better be good.
|Playa - Female 2|Whatever you're summoning, I hope it is powerful.
|Playa - Female 3|There better be something extra-strong in that portal, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whatever you're planning better be good.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatever's up your sleeve, it better be good.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whatever you've planned had best be spectacular.
|Nolan North               |Whatever you're planning better be good.
}}
|Kinzie|Oh it is.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Arrive 1st Exit"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm at the... what the hell?
|Playa - Female 2|I'm at the... oh, no!
|Playa - Female 3|I'm at the... HEY!
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm at the... What the fuck?
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm at the... Aw, shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm at the... oh, come on!
|Nolan North               |I'm at the... what the fuck?
}}
|Kinzie|It closed on me!  You'll have to try another one.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Arrive 1st Portal"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, the Zin must know we're coming.  They're all over the place.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I think our arrival was anticipated.  There are Zin everywhere.
|Playa - Female 3|Any chance the Zin are expecting us?  They've brought in reinforcements.
|Playa - Male 1  |Looks like the Zin know their weak spots, Kinzie.  They're all over the area.
|Playa - Male 2  |Looks like the Zin pinpointed their weak spots and got them reinforced.
|Playa - Male 3  |Either the Zin are having a convention here or they know we're coming.
|Nolan North               |Looks like the Zin know their weak spots, Kinzie.  They're all over the area.
}}
|Kinzie|Then do what you guys do best.
|Johnny Gat|Now we're talkin'.
|Shaundi|Don't make me do all the work, Pierce.
|Asha|Miller, cover my rear.
|Pierce|Huh. Like I'd let you take all the credit.
|Matt Miller|Right, I'm on it.
}}

{{quote|No no no, SHIT!  That one's gone too, just keep moving!|Kinzie, "M22 2 Arrive 2nd Exit"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Arrive 2nd Portal"
|Kinzie|Okay, this is it, start clearing the area.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wanna tell me something I don't know?
|Playa - Female 2|Thank you for your firm grasp of the obvious.
|Playa - Female 3|This ain't my first rodeo.
|Playa - Male 1  |Think I figured that one out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, Kinzie, we know the drill.
|Playa - Male 3  |What else did you think I was planning to do?
|Nolan North               |Think I figured that one out.
}}
|Kinzie|I'm trying to be helpful you know.
|Johnny Gat|Cut the girl a break, boss.
|Shaundi|And I, for one, appreciate it.
|Matt Miller|Give her a break, mate, she's under a lot of pressure.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fine.  Sorry.
|Playa - Female 2|Right.  Apologies.
|Playa - Female 3|Point taken.
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, I'm sorry.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sorry.  Whatever.
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's get on with this.
|Nolan North               |Okay, I'm sorry.
}} }}

{{quote|You're almost there, you can make it!|Kinzie, "M22 2 Arrive 3rd Exit"}}

{{quote|Okay, third time's a charm.|Kinzie, "M22 2 Arrive 3rd Portal"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Defend 1st Portal Asha"
|Asha|Matt, is there any way you could help Kinzie and speed up the process?
|Matt Miller|Not from in here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Never mind Kinzie, she's fine.  It's you two I'm wondering about. Thought you'd work more like a team in here.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie will come through for us, don't worry.  Your place right now is by my side.  Aren't you two used to working like this, anyway?
|Playa - Female 3|Let Kinzie be.  I need you both right here.  So Matt, you and Asha falling back into your old rhythm?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie'll be fine, we need your help with the fighting right now.  Besides, figured you two were used to working like this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let Kinzie do her thing.  I need you two here with me.  And aren't you two used to working like this?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie's got her job and you've got yours right here.  Thought you two were supposed to be a well oiled machine?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie'll be fine, we need your help with the fighting right now.  Besides, figured you two were used to working like this.
}}
|Matt Miller|Actually, I usually never go in the field with Asha.
|Asha|Exciting, isn't it?
|Matt Miller|Not the exact words I'd use...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Defend 1st Portal Gat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Somebody punch me if this is too corny, but I think this was meant to be.  The three of us, side by side by side at humanity's last stand?
|Playa - Female 2|I am not ashamed to say it: This feels like destiny.  The three of us against an empire?  Like everything since Stilwater has been leading up to this!
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta tell ya boys, I feel like the band is back together. I wouldn't want this to end any other way.
|Playa - Male 1  |You know, maybe it's just me, but the three of us fighting off an alien horde seems... I don't know, kinda right, yeah? Like we started this together back in Stilwater and now we're finishing it together.
|Playa - Male 2  |Is it me, or does this just feel... right?  Like the three of started together back in Stilwater and that's how we're finishing this shit... together.
|Playa - Male 3  |No offense, you two, but I always thought at this point we'd be on a beach in Rio, pounding sushi and tequila.
|Nolan North               |Maybe it's just me, but the three of us fighting off an alien horde seems... right, ya know?  Like we started this together back in Stilwater and now we're finishing it together.
}}
|Ben King|This isn't exactly how I pictured things ending up; going from the Vice Kings, to book tours, to White House staff, to alien invasion in a computer simulation.
|Johnny Gat|Oh, don't bitch.  You weren't stuck in a 2D hell hole for as long as I've been here.  At least you got to help run a country for a while.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I had to deal with Congress.  I win.
|Playa - Female 2|So much for destiny...
|Playa - Female 3|King didn't have it easy, he was dealing with the whole Dex situation.
|Playa - Male 1  |Jesus, I was trying to have a moment here... god.
|Playa - Male 2  |Forget what I said about this feeling right...
|Playa - Male 3  |All in all, I'd rather be in Rio...
|Nolan North               |Jesus, I was trying to have a moment here...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Defend 1st Portal Pierce"
|Pierce|How is it we always end up in situations like this?
|Shaundi|What, fighting against crazy enemy factions intent on trying to kill the Saints while causing mass amounts of destruction in the process of saving ourselves and the people around us who don't get caught in the crossfire?  Yeah, I was wondering that too.
|Pierce|Actually, I meant defending shit while Kinzie works her hacking magic.
|Shaundi|Oh...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Defend 2nd Portal Gat"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How'd everything get so complicated?  It was all so much simpler back in Stilwater.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh for the days back in Stilwater when everything made more sense.
|Playa - Female 3|Man, things were a lot simpler back in Stilwater.
|Playa - Male 1  |Is it just me, or did things seem so much simpler back in Stilwater?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit was a lot simpler back in Stilwater.
|Playa - Male 3  |God, I'd trade all this in a minute for the streets of Stilwater back in the day.
|Nolan North               |Is it just me, or did things seem so much simpler back in Stilwater?
}}
|Johnny Gat|What, taking over the city from a bunch of assholes who thought they were better than us?  Bringing egotistical pricks to their knees and then putting a bullet in their head?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Totally.
|Playa - Female 2|Precisely.
|Playa - Female 3|Yep!
|Playa - Male 1  |Exactly.
|Playa - Male 2  |Right!
|Playa - Male 3  |Yes.
|Nolan North               |Exactly.
}}
|Johnny Gat|I don't know, seems about the same to me.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Defend 2nd Portal Matt"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, I'll admit that I think about killing you at least once a day.  But in spite of that, you've turned out to be an honest to god Saint.
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, we have not been close, but all the same I have to say you've really earned your place with us.
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, I don't usually have a kind word for you, I know... but all the same, you've really come through for us.
|Playa - Male 1  |For all the shit I've given you I gotta say, man, you've done a damn good job for us, Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, I know I'm pretty hard on you, but you've done all right by us.
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt I've often wondered why I let you live, much less join my team.  But I'm big enough to admit it: You've done well for us.
|Nolan North               |So for all the shit I've given you I gotta say, you've done a damn good job for us, Matt.
}}
|Matt Miller|Hold on, is this gonna be some bonding moment for the two of us?
|Playa|Well, not anymore...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Defend 2nd Portal Shaundi"
|Shaundi|What do you think'll happen to my younger self when this whole place crashes?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie would've saved her program somehere.  The girl backs up everything.
|Playa - Female 2|I think Kinzie saved her on a computer in the ship.
|Playa - Female 3|Didn't Kinzie save a copy of her file or program or whatever?
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm sure Kinzie saved her onto some computer on the ship.
|Playa - Male 2  |Pretty sure Kinzie saved a copy of her somewhere.
|Playa - Male 3  |I think there's a backup file of her somewhere in Kinzie's laptop.
|Nolan North               |I'm sure Kinzie saved her onto some computer on the ship.
}}
|Shaundi|Oh, well that's good...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why even ask?  That Shaundi's not real.
|Playa - Female 2|Strange thing to worry about.  She is not even real.
|Playa - Female 3|You seriously worried about her?  I mean, she's just a program.
|Playa - Male 1  |Are you really that worried about her?  You know she isn't exactly real.
|Playa - Male 2  |Why are you evern worrying about it?  She's not exactly real.
|Playa - Male 3  |She's just a programme, y'know.  Why even worry about her?
|Nolan North               |Are you really that worried about her?  You know she isn't exactly real.
}}
|Shaundi|Yeah, but she's kinda like having a younger sister around.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I thought Kinzie had filled that slot.
|Playa - Female 2|But... is not Kinzie filling that role?
|Playa - Female 3|What about Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |Careful, you'll break Kinzie's heart by saying that.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't let Kinzie hear that.  It'd break her heart.
|Playa - Male 3  |And here I thought you'd taken Kinzie under your wing.
|Nolan North               |Careful, you'll break Kinzie's heart by saying that.
}}
|Shaundi|Whatever, she has Asha to latch onto now.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Entering Sim"
|Kinzie|All right, it's going to look a little weird in there.  Just remember that's normal.
|Johnny Gat|Whatever, as long as I can still get my murder on.
|Pierce|Like... like, wait a minute... hold on... like, how weird...?
|Asha|Was that supposed to be reassuring?
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 First Portal Open"
|Kinzie|Got it.  You should start seeing...
|Johnny Gat|Vice Kings?
|Pierce|Saints Flow?  Dammit, not again!
|Matt Miller|Are those killer Saints robots?
|Kinzie|Yeah, but in overcoming the nightmare they're now on your side.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Next portal.  Let's move.
|Playa - Female 2|Then let's get to the next portal.
|Playa - Female 3|What're we waiting for?  Let's hit the next portal.
|Playa - Male 1  |On to the next portal then?
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's go to the next portal.
|Playa - Male 3  |Then let's nip off to the next portal.
|Nolan North               |On to the next portal then?
}}
|Kinzie|Hold on, someone's going to have to stay to make sure this one stays open.
|Ben King|I'll stay.  I ran this crew once, I can run them again.
|Shaundi|Pierce, this is all you.  I am not sticking around with your crazy can-people.
|Asha|Don't worry, I can keep these things in line.  Take Matt with you to the next portal.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, then.  Don't die... that's an order.  I'll pin a medal on you when it's all over.
|Playa - Female 2|Very well, best of luck.  Drinks are on me when this is over.
|Playa - Female 3|Just stay alive, hon.  No matter what happens, I will find you!
|Playa - Male 1  |Right, just keep yourself alive.  We'll see you when we're all out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just promise you won't get yourself killed. We'll see you on the other side.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cheers, mate.  If I don't see you again... you won't have to pay back that twenty I lent you.
|Nolan North               |Right, just keep yourself alive.  We'll see you when we're all out of here.
}} }}

{{quote|You may want to get clear of the portal.  No really, get clear of the portal.|Kinzie, "M22 2 Get Clear of Portal"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Heading to 3rd Exit"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Almost there, almost there...
|Playa - Female 2|I'm coming, I'm coming...
|Playa - Female 3|I'll get there, I'll get there...
|Playa - Male 1  |Must move faster, must move faster...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm moving, I'm moving...
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold the door, hold the door...
|Nolan North               |Must move faster, must move faster...
}} }}

{{quote|Matt and I will be sure to have your back.|Asha, "M22 2 Homie Choice Asha"}}

{{quote|You want King and I killin' aliens, we are all for that shit.|Johnny Gat, "M22 2 Homie Choice Gat"}}

{{quote|Don't worry, Pierce and I can handle anything going on in there.|Shaundi, "M22 2 Homie Choice Shaundi"}}

{{quote|Remember, Steelport's breaking down inside the Simulation right now.  Whoever you take with, I should be able to open portals into their personal nightmares.  But don't worry, whatever comes through will be on your side.|Kinzie, "M22 2 Homie Choice Start"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Inside Sim"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, what's our target?
|Playa - Female 2|Where to, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Where we headed, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where to, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where do we start, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, where are we going?
|Nolan North               |Destination, Kinzie?
}}
|Kinzie|Over by the 3 Count Casino.  It's one of the areas where the Simulation is the weakest which should make it easier for me to open the portal.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Jumping Into Exit"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Huaaahhh!
|Playa - Female 2|Huargh!
|Playa - Female 3|Euaarrgh!
|Playa - Male 1  |AARGH!
|Playa - Male 2  |Yaaaaah!
|Playa - Male 3  |Aaaah!
|Nolan North               |Yaaaaaah!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 Portals Closing"
|Kinzie|Well, it's working, the simulation is shutting down...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That is our plan, right?
|Playa - Female 2|Which is what we want, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|We want it to, don't we.
|Playa - Male 1  |And that's good, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |Isn't that what we want?
|Playa - Male 3  |That's a good thing, isn't it?
|Nolan North               |That's good, right?
}}
|Kinzie|Yes, except it's collapsing faster than anticipated and if you don't get out soon your mind will get trapped inside so get moving.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Right.  Get the others out, too.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, but get the others out, too.
|Playa - Female 3|You bet.  Just make sure the others get out, too.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit, make sure the others get out too.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just make sure the others get out.
|Playa - Male 3  |Understood.  Get the others out, too.
|Nolan North               |Shit, make sure the others get out too.
}}
|Kinzie|Already done.  They were both close to exits.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 See Explosions"
|Johnny Gat|It's getting rough in this place.  I like it.
|Shaundi|Kinzie didn't say anything about shit exploding.
|Asha|Are those some sort of digital bomb?
|Ben King|It's no wonder Zinyak took you first.
|Pierce|I knew she was holding out on us.
|Matt Miller|Those are simply parts of the simulation overloading.  Nothing to be concerned about.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 To 1st Portal Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Tell me how it's gonna go down when this place crashes.
|Playa - Female 2|What should I expect when the entire simulation fails?
|Playa - Female 3|So what happens when this whole shithouse goes up in flames?
|Playa - Male 1  |What's going to happen when this whole place crashes?
|Playa - Male 2  |What happens when this whole place goes down?
|Playa - Male 3  |When this place overloads, what should I expect to see?
|Nolan North               |What's going to happen when this whole place crashes?
}}
|Kinzie|Not sure.  The data may get corrupted, or it may simply reset.  Either way, it should overload some of the Zin ship's systems directly.
|Johnny Gat|Hold on, I thought we knew exactly what was gonna happen.  You saying this might not work?
|Pierce|So we could be doing this all for nothing?
|Asha|We need to be damn sure this will give us a tactical advantage, Kinzie.
|Kinzie|Well it's certainly going to mess with the Zin enough to give us our shot at taking out Zinyak.  Of that I'm 99 percent positive.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And the other one percent?
|Playa - Female 2|You left one percent unaccounted for.
|Playa - Female 3|And the other one percent?
|Playa - Male 1  |What about that other one percent?
|Playa - Male 2  |That still leaves one percent...
|Playa - Male 3  |Then there's a one percent chance I get fuck-all from this?
|Nolan North               |What about that other 1 percent?
}}
|Kinzie|Just covering my bases in case something goes wrong.
}}

{{quote|The second portal is over by the arena.|Kinzie, "M22 2 To 2nd Portal"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 To 2nd Portal Gat"
|Johnny Gat|Shit, if VKs came outta King's portal, you think mine's gonna turn this whole place 2D?
|Kinzie|Not very likely.  That would be far too drastic a change to the code in this simulation and would probably cause it to implode.
|Johnny Gat|What, is that supposed to be reassuring?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's Kinzie... subtle as a poke in the eye.
|Playa - Female 2|You really don't get Kinzie yet, do you?
|Playa - Female 3|Don't mind her, she's just a sociopath.
|Playa - Male 1  |Reassuring isn't really Kinzie's thing.
|Playa - Male 2  |She calls 'em like she sees 'em.
|Playa - Male 3  |Reassure yourself, Gat.  Kinzie sure as shit won't help.
|Nolan North               |Reassuring isn't really Kinzie's thing.
}}
|Kinzie|The boss is right.
|Johnny Gat|And what was your job at the White House again?
|Kinzie|Press Secretary.
|Johnny Gat|Right, 'cause you're a real people person.
|Kinzie|That's what I keep telling everybody.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 To 2nd Portal Matt"
|Matt Miller|I'm not sure I want to see what's in the next portal.
|Kinzie|Oh don't worry so much.  Besides, it's not like it's going to hurt you or anything.
|Matt Miller|Still, there are certain people I'd rather not run into again.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on, you wiped the floor with Killbane in that game.
|Playa - Female 2|Come now, Matthew, you destroyed Killbane in that game.
|Playa - Female 3|You worried about Killbane? You beat him earlier!
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, you kicked Killbane's ass in that game.
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on, you kicked Killbane's ass in that game.
|Playa - Male 3  |Come on, you thrashed Killbane in that game.
|Nolan North               |Come on, you kicked Killbane's ass in that game.
}}
|Matt Miller|Actually, you did.  You're the one who made all the choices for me.
|Kinzie|Hey, we don't even know if it's going to be Killbane.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It'll be fine Matt... even if an army of Killbanes comes charging out.
|Playa - Female 2|True.  Or an army of Killbanes for that matter.
|Playa - Female 3|Good point. There might be a whole bunch of Killbanes.
|Playa - Male 1  |Besides, it's not like there's going to be an army of him pouring out from the portal.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well shit, it's not like an army of Killbanes will come charging out.
|Playa - Male 3  |And even if it is, he might end up your best mate.
|Nolan North               |Besides, it's not like there's going to be an army of him pouring out from the portal.
}}
|Matt Miller|Did you really have to put that image in my head?
|Kinzie|Oh come on you big baby.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 To 2nd Portal Shaundi"
|Shaundi|To be honest, I thought you were exaggerating about Pierce fearing Saints marketing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|As if whatever's in his head was gonna make sense?
|Playa - Female 2|Tell me something about Pierce that is not exaggerated.
|Playa - Female 3|This is Pierce we're talkin' about, remember?
|Playa - Male 1  |You really think I could've made up something like that?
|Playa - Male 2  |Could I make up something that ridiculous?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, Pierce is a complex man with a delicate sensibility... Nah, just fuckin' with ya.
|Nolan North               |You really think I could've made up something like that?
}}
|Shaundi|Okay, good point.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Speaking of which, what do you think might come from your portal?
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi, let me be frank. I am more concerned by what we might confront when Kinzie links up your portal.
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm more worried by what might come out of your portal.
|Playa - Male 1  |Though to be honest, I'm more worried about what we're gonna find when Kinzie links up your portal.
|Playa - Male 2  |Honestly, Shaundi, I'd worry more about what we'll find when Kinzie links up your portal.
|Playa - Male 3  |But seriously I'm more concerned with what'll emerge from your portal once Kinzie hooks it up.
|Nolan North               |Though to be honest, I'm more worried about what we're gonna find when Kinzie links up your portal.
}}
|Kinzie|Actually, I'm rather curious about that too... But at least it'll be friendly.
|Shaundi|Hold on, you don't know?
|Kinzie|Well, to be fair, you had two parts of yourself in that simulation.  I'm really not sure which one this'll access.
|Shaundi|As long as it's not dozens of different versions of me. Look, I've had more than enough of psychological introspection.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 2 To 3rd Portal"
|Playa|One more portal, right?
|Kinzie|Yep, and it's working.  The whole system is working overtime just to keep from falling apart.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, I'm warning you... if this last portal unleashes a bunch of stiffs from that 1950s shithole we got trapped in...
|Playa - Female 2|If this last portal belches up people from that horrible town I was trapped in, I swear I'll kill them myself.
|Playa - Female 3|This last portal better not send out those awful people from that awful town we were trapped in.
|Playa - Male 1  |So this last portal isn't going to start pouring out annoyingly friendly people from that boring ass town I was trapped in, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |This thing better not spit out those boring ass people from that little town I was trapped in.
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, I just had a horrible thought.  What if this portal starts pouring out the people from that godforsaken town I was trapped in?
|Nolan North               |So this last portal isn't going to start pouring out annoyingly friendly people from that boring ass town I was trapped in, right?
}}
|Kinzie|What?  Oh god no!  You think I'd want to see that place any more than you would?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Not unless you secretly miss wearing that...
|Playa - Female 2|No, it would only remind you of wearing that...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, I don't know.  Maybe you miss wearing that...
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't know, maybe you miss wearing that...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well... maybe you miss wearing that little thing you had on... that whole situation...
|Playa - Male 3  |I suppose not... unless you miss wearing that...
|Nolan North               |I don't know, maybe you miss wearing that...
}}
|Kinzie|Finish that last sentence and you'll be missing a few limbs when you wake up.  And don't worry, I'm linking this last one to someplace special.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh?  What have you got up your sleeve for me?
|Playa - Female 2|Really? What kind of surprise do you have for me?
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, don't leave me in suspense.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ooh, I love it when you get all evil genius on me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't tease me, now.
|Playa - Male 3  |I like the sound of that.  By all means, let slip the dogs of war.
|Nolan North               |Ooh, I love it when you get all evil genius on me.
}} }}


M22 3 - Grand Finale Grand Finale Part Three[]

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Arriving At Defense Grid"
|Kinzie|You're coming up on the defense grid.  Touch those beams and you'll be fried.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fucking death lasers...
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh* Of course there are death lasers...
|Playa - Female 3|Great, lasers.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa whoa whoa! Nobody said anything about death lasers...
|Playa - Male 2  |What the fuck? Death lasers?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Look at this. Zinyak got himself some death lasers.
|Nolan North               |Nobody said anything about death lasers...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Begin Fall"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time for this to end.
|Playa - Female 2|It's been fun. But it's time for this to end.
|Playa - Female 3|Time to bring Zinyak to his knees.
|Playa - Male 1  |Time to finish this fight...
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's finish this...
|Playa - Male 3  |The reign of the Zin Empire ends here.
|Nolan North               |Time to finish this fight...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Blast Shield Closing"
|Kinzie|We're almost to you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, they're closing off the way through.
|Playa - Female 2|Merde. They're closing us off!
|Playa - Female 3|They're closing the doors, hon.
|Playa - Male 1  |Might wanna hold that thought, the way through is closing off.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hold off. The way through is closing.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hold off on that. They're closing up shop.
|Nolan North               |Might wanna hold that thought, the way through is closing off.
}}
|Kinzie|Damn, they activated the blast shield.  You'll have to land and find a way to override it.
|Playa|With what?
|Kinzie|You have power armor, so it's gotta have some weapons and powers built in.  Use them.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hold on.  Super powers?  Here?  It's like the simulation was just training me for this moment...
|Playa - Female 2|At least all that simulation training wasn't for nothing.
|Playa - Female 3|Well I'll be... Now I have super powers everywhere!
|Playa - Male 1  |Super powers in the real world?  I should've let you build me power armor years ago.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good thing I spent so much time training with super powers in the simulation...
|Playa - Male 3  |Powers?  Here in the real world?  This suit really IS awesome!
|Nolan North               |Super powers in the real world?  I should've let you build me power armor years ago.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Blast Shield Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I think it worked.
|Playa - Female 2|Mission accomplished?
|Playa - Female 3|That do it then?
|Playa - Male 1  |Wow, looks like that did it.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right. Think that did it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Did that work?
|Nolan North               |Wow, looks like that did it.
}}
|Kinzie|Yep.  You should be clear to get to the throne room now.  We'll keep following and meet you there.
}}

{{quote|Contact on the left!|Asha, "M22 3 Coming From Left Asha"}}

{{quote|They're comin' from the left, playa!|Ben King, "M22 3 Coming From Left King"}}

{{quote|Boss, from on our left!|Pierce, "M22 3 Coming From Left Pierce"}}

{{quote|Zin on the right!|Asha, "M22 3 Coming From Right Asha"}}

{{quote|Over on the right!|Ben King, "M22 3 Coming From Right King"}}

{{quote|Watch the right!|Pierce, "M22 3 Coming From Right Pierce"}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Comment Explosions"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, are you attacking this ship?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, are you attacking us?
|Playa - Female 3|Are you shooting at this ship, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, are you guys shooting at this ship?
|Playa - Male 2  |What the hell? You shooting at us, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |You attacking this ship, Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, are you guys shooting at this ship?
}}
|Kinzie|No, why?
|Ben King|With all these explosions, either it's under attack or it's coming apart.
|Pierce|It's like someone's setting off fireworks in here.
|Matt Miller|Things are exploding all around us.
|Kinzie|There's a lot of power being rerouted to fixing what we did to the simulation.  Guessing it's causing surges throughout the ship.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So we're not in immediate danger of exploding?
|Playa - Female 2|So no blowing up then?
|Playa - Female 3|So I shouldn't expect a fiery death anytime soon?
|Playa - Male 1  |So we're not blowing up?
|Playa - Male 2  |So this ship isn't gonna blow up then?
|Playa - Male 3  |So no immediate danger of fiery death?
|Nolan North               |So we're not blowing up?
}}
|Kinzie|Well I can't guarantee that, but most likely you're fine.
|Ben King|It's very reassuring...
|Shaundi|I feel better already...
|Matt Miller|Oh, brilliant...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Conduit Enemies"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, looks like the Zin don't appreciate that very much.
|Playa - Female 2|Haha! You do not like that, do you?
|Playa - Female 3|I don't think they like this very much.
|Playa - Male 1  |I think this is pissing them off...
|Playa - Male 2  |This is certainly getting a reaction.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't like that, do ya? Yeah!
|Nolan North               |I think this is pissing them off...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Dive Through Debris"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Zinyak's ship doesn't look so good.
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak's ship does not look so fresh and new.
|Playa - Female 3|We sure did do a number on Zinyak's ship.
|Playa - Male 1  |Think Zinyak's ship's seen better days...
|Playa - Male 2  |Aw, Zinyak, looks like somebody fucked up your ship.
|Playa - Male 3  |Somebody fuck up your ship, Zinyak? Heh.
|Nolan North               |Think Zinyak's ship's seen better days...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Door Open"
|Johnny Gat|Fuck this, I'm shooting it.
|Shaundi|There, got it!
|Matt Miller|Doors open and here's some bonus explosions.
|Ben King|That's one way to do it.
|Pierce|Never doubted you for a second, Shaundi!
|Asha|Cheers, Matt!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, I'm going in. Cover me then get back to the ship.
|Playa - Female 2|Cover me while I go in. Then get your asses back to the ship.
|Playa - Female 3|Keep 'em off me while I load up. Then get your behinds back to that ship!
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, cover me while I grab what I can.  Then I want you both back on the ship.
|Playa - Male 2  |Once I load up, you two get back to the ship!
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm gonna get me some guns. Then you two head back to the ship.
|Nolan North               |All right, cover me while I grab what I can.  Then I want you both back on the ship.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Don't worry about us, just get going.
|Shaundi|A 'thank you' would've been nice...
|Matt Miller|You mean I don't even get a peek inside?  Damn...
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Guarding Armory Door"
|Ben King|What's going to happen when we find Zinyak?
|Pierce|What's the plan when we find Zinyak?
|Asha|What happens when we get to Zinyak?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kill the fucker.
|Playa - Female 2|We kill him.
|Playa - Female 3|What else? We kill him.
|Playa - Male 1  |We kill the bastard.
|Playa - Male 2  |We kill that motherfucker.
|Playa - Male 3  |Heh. We kill the arsehole.
|Nolan North               |We kill the bastard.
}}
|Ben King|I hoped you'd have more of a plan than that.
|Pierce|I was kinda hoping for more of a plan.
|Asha|Is there any more to that plan?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You strategize. I'm going for revenge.
|Playa - Female 2|Plan? Heh. I prefer to improvise.
|Playa - Female 3|Darlin', you're overthinking it.
|Playa - Male 1  |It's the only plan I need.
|Playa - Male 2  |Killing is its own plan.
|Playa - Male 3  |Really don't think we need much else.
|Nolan North               |Nope. It's the only plan I need.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Hacking Door Gat"
|Ben King|Any progress, Gat?
|Johnny Gat|If by "progress" you mean "this thing is pissing me off", then yeah, lots.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Hacking Door Matt"
|Asha|Miller, how close are we?
|Matt Miller|Not quite a walk in the park, but I'm getting there.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Hacking Door Shaundi"
|Pierce|How's it going back there, Shaundi?
|Shaundi|Oh, you know, hacking alien technology while being shot at... How do you think it's going?
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Jump Out Airlock"
|Kinzie|Okay, now all you need to do is make it through the ship's infrastructure, take out all its defenses, and thereby clear a path for us to get to Zinyak.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is that all?  Easy enough.  You pick the others up?
|Playa - Female 2|Leave it me. Have you gathered the others?
|Playa - Female 3|Don't sweat it now. Do you have the others?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, is that all?  Easy enough.  You pick the others up?
|Playa - Male 2  |No problem. You got the crew?
|Playa - Male 3  |Easy-peasy. You grab the others, love?
|Nolan North               |Is that all?  Easy enough.  You pick the others up?
}}
|Kinzie|Yep, everyone's on board.  We'll be right behind you as you clear a path.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Land on Platform"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There a switch somewhere?
|Playa - Female 2|Further instruction would be appreciated, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|And I do that how?
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm not seeing a control panel anywhere.
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't see a control panel.
|Playa - Male 3  |And how exactly do I do that?
|Nolan North               |I'm not seeing a control panel anywhere.
}}
|Kinzie|Try to find the power conduits and use your suit to overload them.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Mission End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hope you're ready, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh-ho, Zinyak. I hope you're ready for me.
|Playa - Female 3|Save a seat, Zinyak. I'm on my way.
|Playa - Male 1  |Here I come, Zinyak!
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, Zinyak! I'm coming for ya!
|Playa - Male 3  |Say your prayers, Zinyak.
|Nolan North               |Here I come, Zinyak!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Mission Start"
|Kinzie|To get to Zinyak's throne room you'll need a space suit and some weapons for destroying the ship's outer defenses.  The schematics show an armory not too far in.  I'd head there and see what you can find.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You heard the lady.  Let's move.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, everybody, forward!
|Playa - Female 3|Y'all heard the lady. Let's go.
|Playa - Male 1  |You heard the lady.  Let's move.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, people, let's go!
|Playa - Male 3  |Yep. Let's go, people. No time to waste.
|Nolan North               |You heard the lady.  Let's move.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 On Way To Armory"
|Ben King|So what're we hoping to find here?
|Shaundi|If Kinzie doesn't know what's in the armory, what are we looking for?
|Asha|How much are we taking from the armory once we find it?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whatever will get us to Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 2|Whatever will get the job done.
|Playa - Female 3|We need to find something that'll get us to Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 1  |Anything that'll get us to Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just look for something that'll help us.
|Playa - Male 3  |Some kinda device that'll get us to Zinyak.
|Nolan North               |Anything that'll get us to Zinyak.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Or that'll help blow shit up.
|Pierce|So something big and has a lot of flashy buttons?
|Matt Miller|So whatever they labeled "Key to Zinyak's lair"?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sure, that'd do it.
|Playa - Female 2|That goes without saying.
|Playa - Female 3|Sweetie, if you see that, you'll have to beat me to it.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, that would probably do the trick.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, if you find that, take it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Heh. Sure.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, that would probably do the trick.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Sounds good to me.
|Pierce|I mean, there could be a button for self destruct, or one that activates a Zin-killing virus, or even...
|Matt Miller|I doubt it'll be that simple.
|Ben King|But do we know what that's gonna be?
|Shaundi|Pierce, it's not going to have flashy buttons on it.
|Asha|Matt, you're not helping.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wouldn't turn down a robot.
|Playa - Female 2|A robot would be useful.
|Playa - Female 3|Sure could use a robot.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm hoping it'll be a robot.
|Playa - Male 2  |I wouldn't mind a robot.
|Playa - Male 3  |What're the odds on a robot?
|Nolan North               |I'm hoping it'll be a robot.
}}
|Kinzie|A robot wouldn't help you in space.  What you'd need is--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A rocket-tank?
|Playa - Female 2|A satellite with giant laser beams?
|Playa - Female 3|Good old-fashioned hospitality?
|Playa - Male 1  |Let me guess, power armor.
|Playa - Male 2  |Power armor. Yes, I know.
|Playa - Male 3  |A time machine and a quart of whiskey?
|Nolan North               |Let me guess. Power armor?
}}
|Kinzie|Actually I was going to say a space suit and a REALLY big gun.
}}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Reach Armory Door"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, the door's locked.
|Playa - Female 2|The door is locked. Any assistance, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Well, shoot. The door's locked.
|Playa - Male 1  |Small problem, Kinzie; it's locked.
|Playa - Male 2  |Door's locked, Kinzie!
|Playa - Male 3  |Ah, locked. Can you open this door, Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |Small problem, Kinzie. It's locked.
}}
|Kinzie|Dammit, this door override is on a closed system.  You're on your own for this one.
|Johnny Gat|Shit, let me try.
|Shaundi|Boss, think you and Pierce can cover me?
|Matt Miller|Good thing I'm here then.  Asha, keep me covered.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sounds good. We'll keep back the Zin.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay. We will cover you.
|Playa - Female 3|You do that. We'll tackle our Zin problem.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, we'll keep the Zin off you.  Just get that door open.
|Playa - Male 2  |Do it. We got your back.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. We'll keep the Zin off ya.
|Nolan North               |All right, we'll keep the Zin off you.  Just get that door open.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Reaching End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie. Can you get me into Zinyak's throne room?
|Playa - Female 2|All right. How do I get into Zinyak's throne room?
|Playa - Female 3|How do I go about getting into Zinyak's throne room?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, how do I get into Zinyak's throne room?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can you get me into Zinyak's throne room, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |So who I do get into the throne room, Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, how do I get into Zinyak's throne room?
}}
|Kinzie|Honestly, I can't find a way to open it up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fine. I'll find a way.
|Playa - Female 2|No worries. I will find a way.
|Playa - Female 3|Well then. I'll come up with something.
|Playa - Male 1  |Then don't worry about it, Kinzie.  I got another plan.
|Playa - Male 2  |No problem. I got this.
|Playa - Male 3  |No worries, Kinzie. I got this.
|Nolan North               |Then don't worry about it, Kinzie.  I have another plan.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 See Armory Door"
|Kinzie|You should be coming up on the armory now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We got a door ahead.
|Playa - Female 2|Ah! There's the door.
|Playa - Female 3|We have a door ahead.
|Playa - Male 1  |We see the door.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right, I see the door.
|Playa - Male 3  |There's the door.
|Nolan North               |We see the door.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 See Power Armor"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, well, well...
|Playa - Female 2|Quelle surprise!
|Playa - Female 3|Damn, will you look at that...
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie... haha... you'll never believe this...
|Playa - Male 2  |Holy shit...
|Playa - Male 3  |Aw, fuck me...
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, you'll never believe this...
}}
|Kinzie|It's a robot, isn't it...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No, Kinzie. It's power armor.
|Playa - Female 2|It is power armor...
|Playa - Female 3|It's power armor...
|Playa - Male 1  |No, Kinzie, it's power armor. Ha!
|Playa - Male 2  |It's power armor...
|Playa - Male 3  |Got myself some power armor.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, it's power armor.
}}
|Kinzie|No.  Way.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fuck yes.
|Playa - Female 2|Now this will do just fine.
|Playa - Female 3|This does wonders for my figure!
|Playa - Male 1  |Now this is what I'm talkin' about.
|Playa - Male 2  |Aw hell yeah. This is what I'm talkin' about.
|Playa - Male 3  |Reckon this'll do just fine.
|Nolan North               |Now this is what I'm talkin' about.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M22 3 Zinyak Taunt"
|Zinyak|You can come for me, but you don't stand a chance.
|Playa|One shall stand, one shall fall.
|Zinyak|Why throw away your life so recklessly, Saint?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's a question you should ask yourself, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 2|That's a question you should ask yourself, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 3|That's a question you should ask yourself, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's a question you should ask yourself, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's a question you should ask yourself.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's a question you should ask yourself, Zinyak.
|Nolan North               |That's a question you should ask yourself.
}} }}


M23 - Grand Finale Part Four[]

{{dialogue|"M23 Beat Down Coming"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where's your army to help you now?
|Playa - Female 2|Believe it Zinyak. It's over.
|Playa - Female 3|I tried to warn you, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 1  |No one's coming to save you now, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 2  |These are your last moments, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, you're done toying with humanity.
|Nolan North               |No one's coming to save you now.
}}
|Zinyak|The legacy of the Zin Empire will continue to live on.
|Playa|This isn't for your empire, this is for the people of Earth.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And all the other races you destroyed.
|Playa - Female 2|It's time you joined those you killed.
|Playa - Female 3|And the people of Earth don't forget.
|Playa - Male 1  |It's time you paid the piper, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 2  |Most of all, this is for me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Show's over. Time to settle your tab.
|Nolan North               |It's time you paid the piper, Zinyak.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Beginning Fight Taunt"
|Zinyak|There is no universe in existence where you could defeat me!
|Zinyak|Killing you will be my greatest triumph!
|Zinyak|By all means, continue this futile attempt.
|Zinyak|Do not think you are gaining any ground here, Saint.
|Zinyak|It seems you will die alone in the cold emptiness of space.
}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Final Shoot Zinyak"
|Zinyak|Get my shield back up, NOW!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No one's gonna help you.
|Playa - Female 2|Nothing will save you.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't think so.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's not going to happen.
|Playa - Male 2  |Not gonna happen.
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't think so.
|Nolan North               |That's not going to happen.
}} }}

{{quote|Don't worry, we got your back!|Johnny Gat, "M23 Gat Arrive"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Generators Now Up"
|CID|I have succeeded in unlocking the shield generators.  Disable them and the shield should go down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No more hiding for you, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 2|Time's almost up for you, Zinyak...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh yeah, I'm fixin' to bury you soon, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 1  |You hear that, Zinyak.  I'm coming for you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Bad news for you, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 3  |You're almost out of time, Zinyak.
|Nolan North               |You hear that, Zinyak.  I'm coming for you.
}}
|Zinyak|Don't expect it to be that easy for you.
}}

{{quote|Sorry we're late!|Kinzie, "M23 Kinzie Arrive"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's a... that's a big fucking robot.
|Playa - Female 2|If that's how you want it, I'm ready for you.
|Playa - Female 3|Well well then. Time to dance.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well... wasn't expecting that.  Let's do this.
|Playa - Male 2  |You finally ready to end this? Let's go.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well okay then... time to end this.
|Nolan North               |Well... wasn't expecting that.  Let's do this.
}}
|Zinyak|Once I kill you my whole empire will see the futility of humanity's last stand.
}}

{{quote|Time to get this shit started!|Pierce, "M23 Pierce Arrive"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Player Hiding Taunt"
|Zinyak|Too afraid to fight?
|Zinyak|You're only delaying the inevitable.
|Zinyak|Come out and face me, Saint!
|Zinyak|Now you show your cowardice!
}}

{{quote|What is this intrusion?!|Zinyak, "M23 Saints Arrive"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Saints Attack Wardens"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Welcome to the party!
|Playa - Female 2|That was cutting it close!
|Playa - Female 3|Let's do it, people!
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn am I glad to see you guys!
|Playa - Male 2  |That's what I'm talkin' about!
|Playa - Male 3  |Right in time!
|Nolan North               |Damn am I glad to see you guys!
}}
|Johnny Gat|Get the fuck away from the boss, assholes!
|Asha|Draw their fire!
|Pierce|No problem!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time for this shield to go.
|Playa - Female 2|I'm taking your shield, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh that shield's coming down now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Now to get this fucking shield down.
|Playa - Male 2  |And now for this fucking shield...
|Playa - Male 3  |Alright. Focusing on the shield.
|Nolan North               |Now to get this fucking shield down.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Set Up Final Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|End of the road, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 2|You're done hiding, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 3|End of the line, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 1  |No more hiding, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 2  |Zinyak, I'm comin' for you!
|Playa - Male 3  |Just you and me now.
|Nolan North               |No more hiding, Zinyak.
}}
|Zinyak|This changes nothing!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kiss your empire goodbye.
|Playa - Female 2|I hope your whole empire's watching.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh sugar. You're a dead man.
|Playa - Male 1  |Your whole empire is about to change.
|Playa - Male 2  |Wrong. I'm about to change everything.
|Playa - Male 3  |The sun's about to set on your empire.
|Nolan North               |Your whole empire is about to change.
}} }}

{{quote|We're here, boss!|Shaundi, "M23 Shaundi Arrive"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Shield Update"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|CID, I need that shield down...
|Playa - Female 2|CID?  Any progress on that shield?
|Playa - Female 3|CID, is that shield coming down soon?
|Playa - Male 1  |CID, what's the status on that shield?
|Playa - Male 2  |CID!  Shield status!
|Playa - Male 3  |How's that shield coming, CID?
|Nolan North               |CID, what's the status on that shield?
}}
|CID|Power sources located, though unlocking them is proving difficult.  I need more time.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm counting on you, CID.
|Playa - Female 2|Time is a bit of a luxury right now.
|Playa - Female 3|Hopefully not too much time.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll give you as much as I can, but it better be done soon.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll do what I can.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll buy you what I can.
|Nolan North               |I'll give you as much as I can, but it better be done soon.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Start Fight Convo"
|Zinyak|Here and now I shall show the Zin Empire once more why they serve me!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's see how much shit you're talkin' after I break you in half.
|Playa - Female 2|The only thing they'll see today is how even you can fall.
|Playa - Female 3|They're not servin' you for long!
|Playa - Male 1  |You didn't give them a choice.  It's time that changed.
|Playa - Male 2  |They never had a choice who to serve.  Not till now.
|Playa - Male 3  |They serve because they're slaves.  But not for much longer.
|Nolan North               |You didn't give them a choice.  It's time that changed.
}}
|Zinyak|Please, I have conquered countless worlds.  Only your pride makes you think the Saints could defeat me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This isn't pride... This is you eating my fist.
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak, this isn't pride... This is wrath.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, Zinyak, this ain't pride... This is wrath.
|Playa - Male 1  |Zinyak, this ain't pride... This is wrath.
|Playa - Male 2  |Zinyak, this isn't pride... This is wrath.
|Playa - Male 3  |Zinyak, this isn't pride... This is wrath!
|Nolan North               |Zinyak, this isn't pride... This is wrath.
}} }}

{{quote|Use your suit's powers to throw the C.I.D.s back at Zinyak.|CID, "M23 SuiCID Nag"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 SuiCIDs Arrive"
|Zinyak|I do hope you like my latest creations.  They're very friendly.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How many of those things does he have?
|Playa - Female 2|Well shit, this doesn't look good.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm guessin' friendly ain't a good thing.
|Playa - Male 1  |Now what the hell are those for?
|Playa - Male 2  |One bullshit trick after another.
|Playa - Male 3  |What bloody kind of C.I.D.s are these?
|Nolan North               |What the hell are those for?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 SuiCIDs Explanation"
|CID|Readings on those C.I.D.s are showing high amounts of explosives inside.  I would not let them get close.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Aw, fuck. What about getting past his shield, CID?
|Playa - Female 2|Understood. Any ideas on getting past the shield?
|Playa - Female 3|Appreciate it, CID, but I need to know how to get through his shield.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well great... Thanks for the tip, but nothing I do can get past that shield.  I'm open to ideas here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good to know, but my main problem's that shield.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fantastic. Now tell me how to hit the bastard through that force field.
|Nolan North               |Well great... Thanks for the tip, but nothing I do can get past that shield.  I'm open to ideas here.
}}
|CID|Those C.I.D.s seem to be able to pass through unhindered.  Perhaps throwing them back would work.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|On it. Keep looking for a way to disable that shield.
|Playa - Female 2|Clever, but I'll need the shield down eventually...
|Playa - Female 3|I'm willing to try, CID, but I'd rather drop that shield entirely.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'll give it a try, but I'll need that shield down eventually.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'll give it a shot, but I'm still gonna need that shield gone.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll give it a shot. Work on bringing down that shield.
|Nolan North               |I'll give it a try, but I'll need that shield down eventually.
}}
|CID|Very well.  I will attempt to find the power sources generating the shield.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just make it fast.
|Playa - Female 2|Tell me if it works.
|Playa - Female 3|Let me know how that goes.
|Playa - Male 1  |Keep me posted.
|Playa - Male 2  |Keep me updated.
|Playa - Male 3  |Good idea. Get it done.
|Nolan North               |Keep me posted.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 SuiCIDs Used on Zinyak"
|Zinyak|Clever, but ultimately futile.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nothing you have is gonna save you.
|Playa - Female 2|All your tech won't stop me.
|Playa - Female 3|Nothing you have is gonna save you.
|Playa - Male 1  |Even your technology won't save you.
|Playa - Male 2  |All your tricks won't save you.
|Playa - Male 3  |Same goes for your technology!
|Nolan North               |Even your technology won't save you.
}}
|Zinyak|We'll see about that.
}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Warden Fight Begin"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm gettin' a little worried here guys.  Kinzie...?  CID...?  Keith...?  Anyone?
|Playa - Female 2|I need help.  Situation untenable.  Kinzie...?  Asha, Keith...?  Anyone...?
|Playa - Female 3|I could use the cavalry, y'all!  Kinzie...?  Pierce...? Keith...?  Anyone...?
|Playa - Male 1  |Guess I could really use some help in here... Heh heh. Kinzie...? Matt...? Keith...? Anyone...?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, Saints!  I need backup!  Kinzie...?  Johnny...?  Keith...?  Anyone...?
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm in over my head here.  Kinzie...?  Ben...?  Keith...?  Anyone...?
|Nolan North               |Guys, I could really use some help in here.  Kinzie...?  Matt...?  Keith...?  Anyone...?
}}
|Zinyak|To paraphrase the writer William Shakespeare; all that lives must die, even a Saint.
}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Warden Fight Going Bad"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Really really not good.
|Playa - Female 2|Mon dieu, I'm in trouble.
|Playa - Female 3|Now may be the time to panic.
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, I'm in trouble!
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm gettin' a little panicked here!
|Playa - Male 3  |Okay, I'm a bit fucked!
|Nolan North               |Okay, I'm in trouble!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Wardens Arrive"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Damn it all.
|Playa - Female 2|Son of a bitch...
|Playa - Female 3|Aw, hell...
|Playa - Male 1  |Well shit...
|Playa - Male 2  |Well fuck...
|Playa - Male 3  |Bloody hell...
|Nolan North               |Well shit...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Zin Soldiers Arrive"
|Zinyak|You forget... I have an army at my command.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Can't handle me yourself, huh?
|Playa - Female 2|Coward!  Fight me yourself!
|Playa - Female 3|What ever happened to single combat?
|Playa - Male 1  |How about you fight me on your own, Zinyak?
|Playa - Male 2  |So I'm too much to handle by yourself?
|Playa - Male 3  |Afraid to face me on your own?
|Nolan North               |How about you fight me on your own, Zinyak?
}}
|Zinyak|And deny my people the enjoyment of aiding their beloved leader?  I think not.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Believe me, they won't enjoy it.
|Playa - Female 2|I am sure they enjoy being forced to die.
|Playa - Female 3|At least they'd live longer.
|Playa - Male 1  |Your people would get over it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then your people need a new leader.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nothing about you is beloved, believe me.
|Nolan North               |I think your people would get over it.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Zinyak Dying"
|Zinyak|You can kill me, but my people WILL avenge my death!  Then your race will be wiped from it's pitiful existence in this universe.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is runnin' shit now.
|Playa - Female 2|Just die so I can bring some fucking democracy!
|Playa - Female 3|We're done talking.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shut the fuck up!
|Playa - Male 2  |Just die so I can bring some fucking democracy!
|Playa - Male 3  |Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
|Nolan North               |Shut the fuck up!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"M23 Zinyak Entering Shield"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're not leaving here alive, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 2|You've grown soft on your throne, Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 3|This isn't lookin' good for you, Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, Zinyak, is that all you got?
|Playa - Male 2  |Come on, Zinyak, can't you do better than that!
|Playa - Male 3  |It takes more than that to put me down!
|Nolan North               |Come on, Zinyak, is that all you got?
}}
|Zinyak|You think you're winning, don't you?  How amusing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Seriously?
|Playa - Female 2|And here I expected you not to be a coward.
|Playa - Female 3|Okay now that just isn't fair.
|Playa - Male 1  |What the fuck...?  Okay that is not fair.
|Playa - Male 2  |Seriously?  You're gonna pull that shit now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where the hell are you going? Come on, face me!
|Nolan North               |What the fuck...?  Oh that's just not fair.
}} }}

{{quote|No! No! This cannot be!|Zinyak, "M23 Zinyak Goes Down"}}

{{dialogue|"M23 Zinyak Suit Damaged"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Having a few problems with your suit, Zinyak?
|Playa - Female 2|Having a few problems with your suit, Zinyak?
|Playa - Female 3|Looks like your suit's havin' problems.
|Playa - Male 1  |Seems your suit's having some problems.
|Playa - Male 2  |Having some technical problems?
|Playa - Male 3  |Looks like that suit's having some problems.
|Nolan North               |Seems your suit's having some problems.
}}
|Zinyak|No, my dear Saint, I am not the one with the problem.
}}


MM DFA - Power Training[]

{{dialogue|"MM DFA Complete"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's right! Death from above, baby!
|Playa - Female 2|Death from above!
|Playa - Female 3|Death from above!
|Playa - Male 1  |That's right, death from above baby!
|Playa - Male 2  |That's right! Death from above, baby!
|Playa - Male 3  |That's right! Death from above baby!
|Nolan North               |That's right, death from above baby! See, I told you I'd say it.
}}
|Kinzie|Had to say it, didn't you...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, just once.
|Playa - Female 2|Yeah, just once.
|Playa - Female 3|Never stand between a girl and her dreams, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, you know, just once.
|Playa - Male 2  |Mm-hmm. Just once.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, just once.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, just once.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM DFA Higher More Damage"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is higher better?
|Playa - Female 2|Is height important, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|And the higher I am?
|Playa - Male 1  |Does it matter how high I am?
|Playa - Male 2  |What about starting higher?
|Playa - Male 3  |Does height matter?
|Nolan North               |Does it matter how high I am?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM DFA Pre Mission Phonecall"
|Phone Call|So did you really learn a new ability from an old-school side scroller?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yep, I did.  What's wrong with that?
|Playa - Female 2|Yep, I did.  What's wrong with that?
|Playa - Female 3|Yep, I did.  What's wrong with that?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yep, I did.  What's wrong with that?
|Playa - Male 2  |Sure did. Why, is something wrong?
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, I did.  What's wrong with that?
|Nolan North               |Yep, I did.  What's wrong with that?
}}
|Phone Call|Oh nothing, I've always thought we have a lot to learn from classic technology.
|Playa|Hey, you think you have a training program stashed away that'll work for this?
|Phone Call|I'm sure I can whip something up quick.  One sec.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM DFA Target From Air"
|Kinzie|Here you go.  Jump up and then focus on holding yourself in the air.  That should allow you to target exactly what area you'd like to come down at.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pretty handy for landing, too.
|Playa - Female 2|That should help me land where I want.
|Playa - Female 3|Guess I can land where I want now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Seems like a good way to land where I want all the time.
|Playa - Male 2  |Seems like an easy way to land.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice way to aim a landing.
|Nolan North               |Seems like a good way to land where I want all the time.
}}
|Kinzie|The higher you are, the more damage you should cause around your landing point.
}}


MM FB - Power Element Training[]

{{quote|Now use your fire blast on those people.  It will ignite anyone in the blast radius.|CID, "MM FB Attack People"}}

{{dialogue|"MM FB Attack People Done"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This would be great at a barbeque.
|Playa - Female 2|This would be great at a barbeque.
|Playa - Female 3|Insert cooking cliché here.
|Playa - Male 1  |This would be great at a barbeque.
|Playa - Male 2  |This would be great at a barbeque.
|Playa - Male 3  |This would be great at a barbeque.
|Nolan North               |Oh shit! I should be cooking ribs with this.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM FB Complete"
|CID|More element types exist in this simulation for various powers.  If you are able to find or create the code that is.
|Playa|Thanks for the help.
|CID|It is not help, only repaying my debt.  Now I will let you continue on your quest to find me the body you promised.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM FB Enter Training"
|CID|In order to use this element you will need to manually alter your power.
|Playa|Manually?
|CID|Yes.  I have created this tutorial message to explain how to do so.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, that's handy.
|Playa - Female 2|Well, that's handy.
|Playa - Female 3|Well, that's convenient.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, that's handy.
|Playa - Male 2  |Convenient.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, that's handy.
|Nolan North               |Well, that's handy.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM FB Pre Mission Phonecall"
|Phone Call|I want to make sure you are paid for your aid in keeping my rift open, and to ensure you see that I am willing to help your cause.
|Playa|Paid how?
|Phone Call|I have found new code which allows you to change the element of one of your powers.
|Playa|Do you have a place I can test this?
|Phone Call|Indeed I do.
}}


MM 1 1A - The Fundamentals[]

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Arrive at Flashpoint"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, assholes!  You looking for me?
|Playa - Female 2|Hello, gentlemen.  I believe you are looking for me?
|Playa - Female 3|You're about to wish you never found me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey guys, you looking for me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yo, motherfuckers. I'm right here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oy!  You blokes looking for me?
|Nolan North               |Hey guys, you looking for me?
}}
|Kinzie|Just kill them and leave already.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Arriving at FF"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is Zinyak seriously going to let me buy weapons here?
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak's just going to let me waltz in and buy a gun?
|Playa - Female 3|Shouldn't I get someone else to do this for me?
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, are we sure buying guns is something I'm allowed to do here?
|Playa - Male 2  |How sure are we that I'm allowed to buy guns here?
|Playa - Male 3  |Seems a bit risky, me in a gun store.  You sure they'll sell to me?
|Nolan North               |Are we sure buying guns is something I'm allowed to do here?
}}
|Kinzie|I don't know, do you remember how to shop for yourself or did being President make you too good for that?
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Cops Arrive"
|Kinzie|Hope you got something useful, cause the cops are swarming your location.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Time to remind them of the Second Amendment.
|Playa - Female 2|Have they not heard of the Second Amendment?
|Playa - Female 3|Aw, dammit. Ain't they never heard of the Second Amendment?
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, haven't they heard of the Second Amendment?
|Playa - Male 2  |I got my Second Amendment rights.
|Playa - Male 3  |I have a Second Amendment right to--
|Nolan North               |What, are they liberals? Haven't they heard of the Second Amendment?
}}
|Kinzie|Zinyak's running this place, I don't think the Constitution holds any weight here.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Drive to FF"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You ARE getting me out of here, right?
|Playa - Female 2|You will extract me from here, yes?
|Playa - Female 3|Can you get me out of here yet, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |You... you will be able to get me out of here, right?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're gonna get me outta here, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |You are getting me out of here, right?
|Nolan North               |So, you will be able to get me out of here, right?
}}
|Kinzie|Eventually.  I'm still trying to figure out the Zin systems.  Basic hacks like hooking into the audio system isn't hard.  Trying to disconnect you and find your body, that's a bit more involved.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And getting me into some decent clothes isn't a "basic hack"?
|Playa - Female 2|And changing me out of this ridiculous ensemble is not a "basic hack"?
|Playa - Female 3|And is getting me some decent clothes a "basic hack"?
|Playa - Male 1  |And changing me out of these ridiculous clothes isn't a "basic hack"?
|Playa - Male 2  |And getting me out of this dumbass outfit ain't a "basic hack"?
|Playa - Male 3  |And shedding these ridiculous clothes isn't a "basic hack"?
|Nolan North               |Hey, what about getting me out of this fucking sweater vest? How hard is that?
}}
|Kinzie|On my list of priorities, that doesn't even make my top five hundred.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If you were wearing this you'd make this a priority.
|Playa - Female 2|Easy for you to say if you are not wearing it.
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, if you were wearing this you'd already be changed.
|Playa - Male 1  |If you were wearing this I'm sure you'd up that priority.
|Playa - Male 2  |If you were wearing this you'd make it number one.
|Playa - Male 3  |If you had to wear this you'd sing a different tune.
|Nolan North               |If you were wearing this I'm sure you'd up that priority.
}}
|Kinzie|If I was wearing that, I'd be asking you to shoot me in the head.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Drive to FF 2nd Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do you think the entire White House was leveled?
|Playa - Female 2|Tell me, Kinzie, was the White House destroyed utterly?
|Playa - Female 3|You think the whole White House got destroyed?
|Playa - Male 1  |Do you think the whole White House was destroyed?
|Playa - Male 2  |You think the whole damn White House got flattened?
|Playa - Male 3  |Do you expect the entire White House was demolished?
|Nolan North               |Do you think the whole White House was destroyed?
}}
|Kinzie|I don't know.  Maybe.  Why?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I was thinking we should get Ultor to rebuild it.  Maybe have it seal up if there's an attack. Maybe transform into a giant tank...
|Playa - Female 2|I was considering a grand renovation. Tastefully reinforced walls, decorative yet functional missile turrets...  Maybe a flounce around the bed.
|Playa - Female 3|I was thinking if we have to rebuild we could throw a few more columns in, plant magnolias --more of an antebellum look?
|Playa - Male 1  |I was thinking if it was we could get Ultor to rebuild it.  Add more defenses, more weapons, a few underground jet hangars...
|Playa - Male 2  |Just thinking: maybe we could get Ultor to rebuild it. Thicker walls, more guns, an underground jet hangar...
|Playa - Male 3  |I just thought we should rebuild it as the ultimate crib -- steel walls, surface to air missiles, swimming pool with a bar you can swim up to...
|Nolan North               |I was thinking if it was we could get Ultor to rebuild it.  Add more defenses, more weapons, a few underground jet hangars... maybe some air hockey.
}}
|Kinzie|Are you serious?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Could use some more stripper poles in the bedrooms, too.
|Playa - Female 2|Perhaps a few more stripper poles in the boudoir?
|Playa - Female 3|How 'bout some more stripper poles in the bedrooms?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hell, maybe a few more stripper poles in the bedrooms.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hell, maybe more stripper poles in the bedrooms.
|Playa - Male 3  |... And more stripper poles in the bedrooms to boot.
|Nolan North               |Hell, maybe a few more stripper poles in the bedrooms. Am I right? I am right.
}}
|Kinzie|More? You already had "some" stripper poles?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It was my first executive order.
|Playa - Female 2|I work out on one. You think this ass happens all by itself?
|Playa - Female 3|Killer cardio, Kinzie. You should try it.
|Playa - Male 1  |I had one installed like the first day I was in office.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, I had one put in my first day in office.
|Playa - Male 3  |You say that like it's a bad thing.
|Nolan North               |I had one installed like the first day I was in office. Heh heh. Love the poles.
}}
|Kinzie|Wow...
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Enter Kinzies Warehouse"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hate to tell you, Kinzie, but your stuff's all gone.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh, Kinzie, the place is completely empty.
|Playa - Female 3|Son of a bitch.  None of your stuff's in here.
|Playa - Male 1  |Umm, Kinzie, all your stuff's gone.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh, Kinzie, somebody cleaned this place out!
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, no.  There's nothing here, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |Umm, Kinzie, all your shit's gone.
}}
|Kinzie|What?!... Dammit!  Zinyak removed all sign of the Saints from the simulation.  That means...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We don't have ANY safe houses here...
|Playa - Female 2|There's no safe houses at all in the city...
|Playa - Female 3|There ain't a safe place for me anywhere...
|Playa - Male 1  |There's no more safe houses for the us in the city...
|Playa - Male 2  |We don't have a single safe house in town...
|Playa - Male 3  |This city isn't going to cut me ANY breaks.
|Nolan North               |There's no more safe houses for the us in the city... Great! Fucking great.
}}
|Kinzie|Right.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So how do I fix that?
|Playa - Female 2|Then what is my next course of action?
|Playa - Female 3|You mind telling me what I'm supposed to do now?
|Playa - Male 1  |So what do we do about that?
|Playa - Male 2  |What the hell am I supposed to do about that?
|Playa - Male 3  |So what am I meant to do about it?
|Nolan North               |So what do we do about that?
}}
|Kinzie|Hmmm, not sure yet.  Though any help you can give with gathering information on systems in the simulation would be useful.  I'll leave any tasks I have for you in the Quests section of your HUB.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Check.  Anything else?
|Playa - Female 2|Understood.  Any other advice?
|Playa - Female 3|Any last tips?
|Playa - Male 1  |Got it.  Anything else?
|Playa - Male 2  |Right.  Any more big ideas?
|Playa - Male 3  |Right.  I feel better already.
|Nolan North               |Got it.  Anything else?
}}
|Kinzie|Just hang in there, I promise I'll find a way to get you out.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do it and I'll rename the Internet after you.
|Playa - Female 2|Do not delay.
|Playa - Female 3|Ain't like I have much choice.
|Playa - Male 1  |The sooner the better.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't drag your feet, girl.
|Playa - Male 3  |Just try to be quick about it?
|Nolan North               |The sooner the better.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Head To Flashpoint"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And now, what?  I keep my head down until you can pull me out of here?
|Playa - Female 2|So now what?  I try to act inconspicuous until you can free me from here?
|Playa - Female 3|Now what, sugar? You expect me to keep my head low till you pull me out?
|Playa - Male 1  |So now what?  I just keep my head down until you can pull me out of this place?
|Playa - Male 2  |What now, Kinzie?  I just keep it on the down-low till you pull me outta this place?
|Playa - Male 3  |What next?  You expect me to lie low till you find a way to free me?
|Nolan North               |So now what?  I just keep my head down until you can pull me out of this place?
}}
|Kinzie|Not yet, there's a Zin patrol close to you that'll need to be cleared out before that happens.  That is, if the President's up for killing a few more aliens.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Actually, Miss Press Secretary, that's your best suggestion since I got here..
|Playa - Female 2|S'il vous plait, Madame Press Secretary, that sounds delightful.
|Playa - Female 3|Miss Press Secretary, that sounds delightful.
|Playa - Male 1  |Why thank you, Miss Press Secretary, that sounds like a perfect idea.
|Playa - Male 2  |Now that I'm strapped, I'm up for killin' ANYONE who helped put me here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Capital idea, Madame Press Secretary.
|Nolan North               |Why thank you, Miss Press Secretary, that sounds like a perfect idea.
}}
|Kinzie|What can I say, I'm good at my job.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If you were that good, I'd be out of here.
|Playa - Female 2|You must be.  You work for me and you are still alive.
|Playa - Female 3|Real humble, too.
|Playa - Male 1  |You're just not good at subtle.
|Playa - Male 2  |You're just not a people-person.
|Playa - Male 3  |Thanks to your warm personality.
|Nolan North               |You're just not good at subtle.
}}
|Kinzie|True.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Head to Kinzies"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, gotta get out of the spotlight now...
|Playa - Female 2|That felt good.  Now I go to ground.
|Playa - Female 3|Better lay low.
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, time to lay low for a bit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Now it's time to lay low.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'd say it's time to get off the street.
|Nolan North               |Okay, time to lay low for a bit.
}}
|Kinzie|Use my warehouse, it's not far.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Couldn't I just stay at a hotel instead?
|Playa - Female 2|Can I not book a room somewhere...?
|Playa - Female 3|Gotta be a decent hotel around. Something with a spa...
|Playa - Male 1  |Ah, isn't there a nice hotel or something I can use instead?
|Playa - Male 2  |You can't just put me in a nice hotel or something?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, I wouldn't want to impose.  At all.
|Nolan North               |Warehouse? Isn't there a nice hotel around?
}}
|Kinzie|What's wrong with my inner sanctum?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nothing, nothing.  Not a thing.
|Playa - Female 2|Pardonnez moi, that is not how I meant it.
|Playa - Female 3|Aw, nothing, honey.  Nothing at all.
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh no, no, nothing.  Nothing at all.
|Playa - Male 2  |Chill, girl, I didn't mean nothing by it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Did I say there was anything wrong?
|Nolan North               |Um, nothing.  Nothing at all.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, that was different.  Now where am I--
|Playa - Female 2|What is this?  Where have I landed?
|Playa - Female 3|Head's spinning.  Where on God's green Earth--
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, head rush.  Where am I--
|Playa - Male 2  |The fuck am I now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Blimey.  Where am I--
|Nolan North               |Whoa, head rush.  Where am I--
}}
|Kinzie|Come in President, can you hear me?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, I hear you, all right, only HOW am I hearing you, considering I don't have a phone?!
|Playa - Female 2|Oui, I hear you perfectly.  But how precisely AM I hearing you, since I have no phone?
|Playa - Female 3|Course I hear you! Which is kinda freaking me out since I don't have a phone.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah I can hear you.  And how the hell AM I hearing you, I don't have a phone on me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah I hear you.  Wanna tell me HOW I hear you, since I don't got a phone?
|Playa - Male 3  |Yes, luv.  But how, since I don't have my mobile with me?
|Nolan North               |Yeah I can hear you.  And how the hell AM I hearing you, I don't have a phone on me?
}}
|Kinzie|I just patched myself into your simulation and projected my voice through the audio system.  You should be able to hear me from anywhere.  And you don't have to yell.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, cause you chattering in my skull isn't annoying... Kinzie, I'm unarmed.  Get me out now.
|Playa - Female 2|Of course, because this is all so normal... Kinzie, I am unarmed.  How quickly can you get me out?
|Playa - Female 3|Great, you're just a voice in my head, that's way more reassuring. Look, Kinzie, I ain't armed. How 'bout getting me out?
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, cause that's not a little creepy... Kinzie, I'm unarmed here.  How about getting me out?
|Playa - Male 2  |Right, cause that's not all messed up... Kinzie, I ain't strapped.  How about getting me out?
|Playa - Male 3  |Right, because I love voices in me head... Kinzie, I'm unarmed here.  Kindly show me the exit?
|Nolan North               |Okay, cause that's not a little creepy... Kinzie, I'm unarmed here.  How about getting me out?
}}
|Kinzie|I can't do that until I back-trace your signal to your physical body.  Until then, you're stuck there so you might wanna go buy a gun.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Great.  Retail therapy at Friendly Fire.
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh*  Time to visit Friendly Fire.
|Playa - Female 3|Shoot.  Is Friendly Fire open?
|Playa - Male 1  |Right.  Friendly Fire it is.
|Playa - Male 2  |Aw, hell.  Friendly Fire time.
|Playa - Male 3  |Brilliant.  So I'm off to Friendly Fire.
|Nolan North               |Right.  Friendly Fire it is.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 See Hotspot"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's that big dome supposed to be?
|Playa - Female 2|Curious.  What is that red dome?
|Playa - Female 3|What's up with that big ol' dome?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell is that big dome?
|Playa - Male 2  |S'up with that big dome?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is that glowing dome something important?
|Nolan North               |What the hell is that big dome?
}}
|Kinzie|Hmmm, not sure.  I'll have to look into that.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Place is crawling with Zinyak's goons.
|Playa - Female 2|Apparently, Zinyak's people are all over the city.
|Playa - Female 3|Zinyak's goons are all over this place.
|Playa - Male 1  |Zinyak put his people all over the city here.
|Playa - Male 2  |This town's crawlin' with Zinyak's crew.
|Playa - Male 3  |Zinyak's soldiers are everywhere.
|Nolan North               |Zinyak put his people all over the city here.
}}
|Kinzie|From what I can see a lot's been taken over by the Zin.  There's alien technology everywhere.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're enjoying this, aren't you?
|Playa - Female 2|And you find this entertaining?
|Playa - Female 3|Don't tell me you're enjoying this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, you gotta be enjoying this.
|Playa - Male 2  |You gettin' off on this, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 3  |And you think it's the dog's bollocks?
|Nolan North               |You gotta be enjoying this.
}}
|Kinzie|Just a little.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 01 Set GPS"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit, where's the nearest store again?
|Playa - Female 2|Merde, where is the nearest location?
|Playa - Female 3|And where the nearest one's at?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit, where's the nearest store again?
|Playa - Male 2  |Is there one open near here?
|Playa - Male 3  |Can't recall where the nearest one is.
|Nolan North               |Shit, where's the nearest store again?
}}
|Kinzie|{{*}}sigh* Set your GPS from the map in your HUB.
|Playa|HUB?
|Kinzie|It's like a digital information pad.  You know, like those mobile devices all the kids have these days.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Awesome, can I update my status on it?
|Playa - Female 2|Très bien.  Does it pick up satellite radio?
|Playa - Female 3|Can it give arts and crafts ideas?
|Playa - Male 1  |Cool, can I play games on it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Tight.  Does it get porn?
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice. Can it send Zinyak a snapshot of my arse?
|Nolan North               |Cool, can I play games on it? Ha! I don't play games. Can I get porn?
}}
|Kinzie|No.
}}

MM01 02 Bending the Rules[]

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 2nd Drive Convo"
|Kinzie|This data is amazing.  Incomplete, but amazing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm afraid to ask, but how is it amazing?
|Playa - Female 2|I fear I shall regret this, but...how is it amazing?
|Playa - Female 3|I'll be sorry I asked, but how is it amazing?
|Playa - Male 1  |I know I'm going to regret this, but how is it amazing?
|Playa - Male 2  |{{*}}sigh* I'll bite: how is it amazing?
|Playa - Male 3  |Details, Kinzie.  And try to keep 'em simple.
|Nolan North               |I know I'm going to regret this, but how is it amazing?
}}
|Kinzie|It seems that anything that broke the normal rules of the simulation deposited loose data that can be incorporated into your programming.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay... that actually made some kind of sense.
|Playa - Female 2|Remarkable.  I am following your train of thought.
|Playa - Female 3|How 'bout that?  You actually made sense.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hmmm, I actually kinda understand that.
|Playa - Male 2  |Weird, but I actually kinda got that.
|Playa - Male 3  |Strewth.  I think I actually understood that.
|Nolan North               |Holy shit! I actually kinda understand that. Haa...
}}
|Kinzie|But since the data is so fragmented it doesn't leave behind a complete subroutine to loop into your code base.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nope, you lost me again.
|Playa - Female 2|Alas, we are derailed again.
|Playa - Female 3|Aw, you were doing so well for a second there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Nope, never mind, you're talking gibberish again.
|Playa - Male 2  |Forget it -- you're back to geek-speak.
|Playa - Male 3  |Annd... back to the gibberish.
|Nolan North               |Nope, never mind, you're talking gibberish again.
}}
|Kinzie|Ugh, it's simple; the more clusters you get, the more you can upgrade and alter your abilities.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|See, that's all you needed to say!
|Playa - Female 2|Now we are speaking the same tongue!
|Playa - Female 3|Now you're talking!
|Playa - Male 1  |Now we're talking the same language!
|Playa - Male 2  |Shoulda said that in the first place.
|Playa - Male 3  |And Bob's your uncle!
|Nolan North               |Now we're talking the same language!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 3rd Drive Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So if these data clumps--
|Playa - Female 2|So if these data balls--
|Playa - Female 3|So if these data doohickeys...
|Playa - Male 1  |So if these data thingies--
|Playa - Male 2  |So if this data stuff--
|Playa - Male 3  |So if these data biscuits--
|Nolan North               |So if these data thingies--
}}
|Kinzie|Ugh... Clusters.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, clusters.  If they're so useful why aren't Zinyak's people scooping them up?
|Playa - Female 2|Oui, clusters.  If they can be so useful, why are not Zinyak's people out gathering them?
|Playa - Female 3|Clusters.  Sure.  If these dang cluster are so useful, why isn't Zinyak snatching 'em up??
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine, clusters.  If they can be so useful then why isn't Zinyak sending his people out to collect them?
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatever.  If they're so useful why isn't Zinyak collecting them?
|Playa - Male 3  |Right, clusters.  If they can be so bloody useful, why does Zinyak leave 'em lying around?
|Nolan North               |Fine, clusters.  If they can be so useful then why isn't Zinyak sending his people out to collect them?
}}
|Kinzie|Why would they need them?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|To make his people stronger or something?  Look, you're the one who said they're "amazing".
|Playa - Female 2|To amplify his power...?  Did you not say these clusters are "amazing"?
|Playa - Female 3|How the hell should I know? I don't know, you're the one who says they're so "amazing".
|Playa - Male 1  |To give his people a boost or something.  I don't know, you're the one who says they're "amazing".
|Playa - Male 2  |To jack up his soldiers or something. Hey, you're the one who says they're the shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |To give his soldiers more juice?  I don't know, you said they're so "amazing".
|Nolan North               |To give his people a boost or something.  I don't know, you're the one who says they're "amazing".
}}
|Kinzie|If Zinyak wants to change the code for his people, he can just... He WROTE the simulation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|But if he just leaves them lying around, then... Eh, never mind.  I'll just accept this and move on.
|Playa - Female 2|But is he not concerned about... Oh, forget it.  If this works, then it works.
|Playa - Female 3|But doesn't he want to keep us from... ah, you know, what? Forget it.
|Playa - Male 1  |But what about keeping us from... You know what, never mind.  I'm just going to accept this and move on.
|Playa - Male 2  |But what about... Aw, hell, shit, never mind.  I'm just gonna accept this and move on.
|Playa - Male 3  |But doesn't he want to keep us from... Ah, sod it.  I'll just accept this and move on.
|Nolan North               |But what about keeping us from... You know what, never mind.  I'm just going to accept this and move on.
}}
|Kinzie|Probably better that way.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Arrive at Apartment"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Zinyak destroyed my apartment!
|Playa - Female 2|Mon Dieu! Zinyak demolished my apartment!
|Playa - Female 3|My apartment! Zinyak that's just cold.
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy shit, Zinyak destroyed my apartment!
|Playa - Male 2  |What the fuck... Zinyak trashed my apartment!
|Playa - Male 3  |Holy shite, Zinyak destroyed my flat!
|Nolan North               |Holy shit, Zinyak destroyed my apartment!
}}
|Kinzie|That place should've been condemned a long time ago.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just wish I could've saved my shoes...
|Playa - Female 2|I thought it had..how you say? ...character?
|Playa - Female 3|Come on, girl, that place had charm.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well I always thought it had character.
|Playa - Male 2  |It WAS condemned.  But it was mine.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, the ladies never complained.
|Nolan North               |Condemned... Ugh, it's an ugly word. It had character.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Begin Training Sequence"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, what do I do now?
|Playa - Female 2|Test them how?
|Playa - Female 3|So this is like, a training ground?
|Playa - Male 1  |What am I supposed to do in here?
|Playa - Male 2  |Whatcha got in mind?
|Playa - Male 3  |So what's this then?
|Nolan North               |What am I supposed to do in here?
}}
|Kinzie|The code says you can jump long distances and run at super high speeds.  How about starting with a small jump?
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Buy Super Speed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This feels AMAZING!
|Playa - Female 2|This feels MAGNIFIQUE!
|Playa - Female 3|Lord have mercy!
|Playa - Male 1  |This feels AWESOME!
|Playa - Male 2  |This feels BADASS!
|Playa - Male 3  |This feels BRILLIANT!
|Nolan North               |This feels AWESOME!
}}
|Kinzie|Here, let me load up a training program for you to test your powers.
}}

{{quote|That should be enough.  Let's see what I can do here...  Check your HUB.|Kinzie, "MM01 02 Collect Last Cluster"}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Exit Training Room"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nice, but I wanna go bigger with this.
|Playa - Female 2|Wonderful, but I desire a greater challenge.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's find something a little more... exhilarating.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fun, but I want something more challenging.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cool, but I want a real challenge now.
|Playa - Male 3  |Fun, but we can do better.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, that was fun, but I want something more challenging.
}}
|Kinzie|Good, cause I found a race subroutine already in the city.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's do it.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's waste no time.
|Playa - Female 3|Hell yes.
|Playa - Male 1  |Perfect.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hell, yeah.
|Playa - Male 3  |Spot on.
|Nolan North               |Perfect.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Fake Sing A Long"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Finally a song I like.  Come on, Kinzie, sing along...
|Playa - Female 2|Ah, this song is magnifique. Join me in a duet, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh Paula! You're my spirit animal!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, I love this song.  Come on, Kinzie, sing it with me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh oh oh oh! I get to be Paula, you're MC Skat Kat!
|Playa - Male 3  |Yes!  This song is brilliant.  Sing with me, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |Oh, I love this song. Kinzie! Kinzie, you gotta sing this with me.
}}
|Kinzie|No, I don't think so.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on, please, Kinzie. You can be the Kat!
|Playa - Female 2|I insist!  I'll even let you be the Kat.
|Playa - Female 3|Come on, Kinzie. You can't stonewall Paula!
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh come on.  I'll even let you be the Kat.
|Playa - Male 2  |The fuck you mean, "don't think so." You're playing the goddamn Kat!
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, this is happening, even if I have to let you be the Kat.
|Nolan North               |Oh come on.  I'll even let you be the Kat.
}}
|Kinzie|Not gonna happen.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We come together... come on, your turn, Kinzie, "and you know-- it ain't fiction..."
|Playa - Female 2|We come together... Your line Kinzie, "and you know-- it ain't fiction..."
|Playa - Female 3|We come together... Go, Kinzie, go: "and you know-- it ain't fiction..."
|Playa - Male 1  |We come together... now your turn, come on, "and you know... it ain't fiction..." COME ON!
|Playa - Male 2  |We come together... Ready, girl?  "and you know-- it ain't fiction..."
|Playa - Male 3  |We come together... You're up, Kinzie: "and you know-- it ain't fiction..."
|Nolan North               |We come together... now your turn, come on, "and you know-- it ain't fiction..." COME ON! SING IT!
}}
|Kinzie|No.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, you're gonna sing for your Commander In Chief.
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, your President wants you to do this.
|Playa - Female 3|That was an executive order!
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, that's an order from your President.
|Playa - Male 2  |Are you refusing a Presidential order?
|Playa - Male 3  |That is a direct order, Ms. Kensington.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, that's an order from your President.
}}
|Kinzie|Fuck.  That.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That coulda been a real bonding experience...
|Playa - Female 2|Your lack of esprit de corps is noted, young lady.
|Playa - Female 3|See, this is why I don't let you borrow my sweaters.
|Playa - Male 1  |This is why we aren't closer.
|Playa - Male 2  |You just don't make an effort anymore.
|Playa - Male 3  |And you wonder why I don't have you to tea anymore.
|Nolan North               |See? See... this is why no one likes you.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Find 2nd Cluster"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Picking up another.
|Playa - Female 2|Another is around here.
|Playa - Female 3|Found another!
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, got another.
|Playa - Male 2  |Found another one.
|Playa - Male 3  |Reading another cluster.
|Nolan North               |All right, got another.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Find 3rd Cluster"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do I need more than three of these things?
|Playa - Female 2|Is three clusters sufficient?
|Playa - Female 3|I got three.  That enough?
|Playa - Male 1  |So, three of these enough?
|Playa - Male 2  |So, is three enough?
|Playa - Male 3  |So, will three of these suffice?
|Nolan North               |So, three of these enough?
}}
|Kinzie|Still missing some key fragments.  Get one more and we'll see.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Find First Cluster"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Got one, Kinzie.  Is it safe to touch?
|Playa - Female 2|There is one nearby, Kinzie. I am safe to approach?
|Playa - Female 3|It's safe, right? This thing isn't gonna irradiate me?
|Playa - Male 1  |Think I got one, Kinzie.  You sure this thing's safe?
|Playa - Male 2  |Locked on, Kinzie.  How safe is this thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm close, Kinzie. How safe is it to nick this thing?
|Nolan North               |Think I got one, Kinzie.  You sure this thing's safe?
}}
|Kinzie|Safe-ish... just keep getting them.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 First Big Jump"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whooo!
|Playa - Female 2|C'est bon!
|Playa - Female 3|Woo hoo!
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa!
|Playa - Male 2  |Oooh shit, son!
|Playa - Male 3  |Crikey!
|Nolan North               |Whoa!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Long Jump"
|Kinzie|Okay, now for the big test.  Use your super speed to get a running start and leap to that opposite building.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You've gotta be joking.
|Playa - Female 2|You've gotta be joking.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh no way. You've gotta be joking.
|Playa - Male 1  |You've gotta be joking.
|Playa - Male 2  |You've gotta be joking.
|Playa - Male 3  |You've gotta be fucking joking.
|Nolan North               |Come on, you've gotta be joking.
}}
|Kinzie|Just try it.
}}

{{quote|See, you did it!|Kinzie, "MM01 02 Long Jump Made"}}

{{quote|These data clusters seem to be loose bits of code left behind by the simulation for some reason.  I've only been able to locate a small amount right now, which I'm having trouble locking on to.  Once in the general area of a cluster I should be able to direct you to its location.|Kinzie, "MM01 02 Mission Brief"}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, what exactly are these things you're sending me after?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, please explain what are these things you send me after?
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie, what the hell do you have me picking up?
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, why are you sending me after these things and where exactly are they?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, what're these things you're sending me after, and what am I supposed to DO with them?
|Playa - Male 3  |Once again, Kinzie, I know fuck-all about what you've got me doing or why I'm doing it.
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, why are you sending me after these things and where exactly are they?
}}
|Kinzie|I'm still trying to figure out precisely what they are, but they seem like they'll be useful.  There are several near my warehouse.  I can't pinpoint their exact locations, but I marked the general areas for you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fine...
|Playa - Female 2|Very well...
|Playa - Female 3|Why not?
|Playa - Male 1  |Um, okay...
|Playa - Male 2  |Sure...
|Playa - Male 3  |Might as well...
|Nolan North               |Um, okay...
}} }}

{{quote|Okay, try focusing on charging your jump.  That should get you higher.|Kinzie, "MM01 02 Onto Big Jump"}}

{{quote|Watch your proximity meter to see if you're getting closer to the cluster or farther away.|Kinzie, "MM01 02 Proximity Reminder"}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Small Jump With Fall"
|Kinzie|This time I've moved the buildings apart.  Try making that jump.
|Playa|I'm liking this.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 02 Wall Jump Training"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How do think I'm gonna jump up that?
|Playa - Female 2|How am I expected to jump up that?
|Playa - Female 3|Now how am I supposed to jump up that?
|Playa - Male 1  |How the hell am I supposed to jump up that?
|Playa - Male 2  |How you expect me to jump up that?
|Playa - Male 3  |How exactly am I supposed to jump up that?
|Nolan North               |How the hell am I supposed to jump up that?
}}
|Kinzie|Try pushing off from the wall each jump.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So I can climb walls now?
|Playa - Female 2|You expect me to climb the walls?
|Playa - Female 3|You sayin' I can climb walls?
|Playa - Male 1  |I can climb walls?
|Playa - Male 2  |You saying I can climb walls now?
|Playa - Male 3  |So I just run up walls now, do I?
|Nolan North               |I can climb walls?
}}
|Kinzie|It'd be more accurate to say you can jump up them repeatedly.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's what I said.
|Playa - Female 2|No difference.
|Playa - Female 3|Ain't that the same thing?
|Playa - Male 1  |Same difference.
|Playa - Male 2  |Same thing.
|Playa - Male 3  |Pretty much the same thing.
|Nolan North               |Same difference.
}} }}

MM01 03 Hot and Cold[]

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 1st Jump At Warden"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This better be worth it...
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, I am trusting you...
|Playa - Female 3|It's about to get weird, ain't it?
|Playa - Male 1  |Here goes nothing...
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't tell nobody I did this...
|Playa - Male 3  |In for a penny, in for a pound...
|Nolan North               |Here goes nothing...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 1st Shield Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Who needs hacking skills when I've got all this?
|Playa - Female 2|See?  A triumph of brute force.
|Playa - Female 3|Who has time to figure these doodads out?
|Playa - Male 1  |See, who needs hacking skills when brute strength works.
|Playa - Male 2  |See, Kinzie, I got hacking skills, too.
|Playa - Male 3  |Blind luck and bravado for the win.
|Nolan North               |Ah, hacking's for pussies.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Arrive At Hotspot"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jesus, that thing is big.
|Playa - Female 2|Mon Dieu, it is massive.
|Playa - Female 3|Lord Almighty, look at the size of that thing!
|Playa - Male 1  |Jesus, would you look at the size of that thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit, that thing's big...
|Playa - Male 3  |Look at the size of the bloomin' thing...
|Nolan North               |Jesus, would you look at the size of that thing? Ha ha, it always looks bigger in pictures.
}}
|Kinzie|Focus on the shield generators, otherwise you'll never get to the main console.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Blast Clusters"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Um, why is there a wall here?
|Playa - Female 2|You see this wall here, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|Some glowing wall just appeared.
|Playa - Male 1  |What's this?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, what's this thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |What am I looking at?
|Nolan North               |What's this?
}}
|Kinzie|It looks like data clusters can be hidden inside walls.  Use your blast to knock them out.
}}

{{quote|See, that works pretty well.  Though the real thing might be a bit tougher.|Kinzie, "MM01 03 Blast Training End"}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Blast Training Enter"
|Kinzie|Let me load up a few targets from the simulation for you.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, are you putting in guys who'll try to kill me?
|Playa - Female 2|Come again?  Are you putting in people who want to kill me?
|Playa - Female 3|Hold on, are you putting in people who will try to kill me?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, are you putting in people who will try to kill me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Back it up.  You putting in people who'll try to kill me?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hang on, you're not putting in people who'll try to kill me?
|Nolan North               |Hold your horses.  You going to put in folks who wanna kill me?
}}
|Kinzie|Don't worry, these are safe programs.  You can't die from them.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Blast Training Start"
|Playa|So what did I get?  Teleportation?  Laser vision?  Bone claws?
|Kinzie|Looks like the ability to freeze people and objects with an ice blast.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That sounds awesome!
|Playa - Female 2|That sounds awesome!
|Playa - Female 3|That sounds mighty intriguing.
|Playa - Male 1  |That sounds awesome!
|Playa - Male 2  |That sounds awesome!
|Playa - Male 3  |That sounds awesome!
|Nolan North               |That sounds awesome!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Blast Training Warden"
|Kinzie|Hold on, it looks like Zinyak added a shield to the Warden code.  I guess you pissed him off.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's getting to be a habit.  So how do I beat this shield?
|Playa - Female 2|Well, we are not B.F.F.s.  Now how do I get around it?
|Playa - Female 3|What else is new.  So how do I get around it?
|Playa - Male 1  |What else is new.  So how do I get around it?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what?  Just tell how to get around it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Occupational hazard.  Now how do I get around it?
|Nolan North               |Y'think?  Tell me how to get around it.
}}
|Kinzie|You'll need something more powerful than a weapon, so use your super powers to deactivate the shield for a short time.  Then you can shoot him.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Core Shut Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Check please.
|Playa - Female 2|Finis.
|Playa - Female 3|Ta-da.
|Playa - Male 1  |Done.
|Playa - Male 2  |Over.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sorted.
|Nolan North               |Done.
}}
|Kinzie|Um, I'm showing some strange readings close to you...
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Knocked Back"
|Playa|Shit! Helluvan entrance there, guy.
|Kinzie|I'll see if I can help with that.
|Kinzie|Okay. You should be able to recover from being knocked back now.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Last Shield Down"
|Kinzie|With the shield down you can get to the console at the base of the structure.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, that's not gonna be a problem...
|Playa - Female 2|Of course.  No problem...
|Playa - Female 3|Oh peachy...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh sure, no problem...
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, that'll go real smooth.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right.  Piece of cake.
|Nolan North               |Oh sure, no problem...
}} }}

{{quote|It looks like these Hotspots are protected by shield generators.  Getting near them will be tricky, but you'll have to shut down each one before you can take out the main hub.  Which of course is protected by even more Zin, so good luck with that.|Kinzie, "MM01 03 Mission Brief"}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Care to define "Hotspot." Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|And what precisely is a Hotspot?
|Playa - Female 3|So when you say "Hotspot" you mean...?
|Playa - Male 1  |So what exactly is a Hotspot?
|Playa - Male 2  |You wanna explain that "Hotspot" thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |And what's a Hotspot?
|Nolan North               |So what exactly is a Hotspot? Ha ha, don't tell me... it's an anus.
}}
|Kinzie|Basically a giant work station.  A system like the simulation you're in probably requires constant maintenance, which is what these seem to be for.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Tell me there's only one of these?
|Playa - Female 2|There is only one?
|Playa - Female 3|There's just one, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is this the only one?
|Playa - Male 2  |There's only one of these, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |And this is the only one?
|Nolan North               |Is this the only one?
}}
|Kinzie|Of course not.
}}

{{quote|Yaaaaaahhhhhhh!|Playa, "MM01 03 Punching Core Held"}}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Ripping Out 1st Shield"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Guess I just pull these out...
|Playa - Female 2|I should pull these out...
|Playa - Female 3|Let's just cut to the chase.
|Playa - Male 1  |Guess I just pull these out...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm cuttin' the cord.
|Playa - Male 3  |Might as well yank shit out.
|Nolan North               |Guess I just pull these out...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Ripping Out Core"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I can do this...
|Playa - Female 2|Here I go...
|Playa - Female 3|Here goes nothing...
|Playa - Male 1  |Let's do this...
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm on it...
|Playa - Male 3  |Ready, steady...
|Nolan North               |Let's do this...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Sky Changes"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, fiery rain can't be a good sign...
|Playa - Female 2|It looks like the apocalypse...
|Playa - Female 3|Lord have mercy.
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, fiery sky and rain can't be good...
|Playa - Male 2  |Strange? It's fucking raining fire, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 3  |Strange?  It's rainin' bloody FIRE...
|Nolan North               |Okay, fiery sky and rain can't be good...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Warden Arrives"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the fuck is HE?
|Playa - Female 2|And what on Earth is THAT?
|Playa - Female 3|What the hell is THAT?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the fuck IS that thing?
|Playa - Male 2  |The fuck IS that thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, joy.  What IS that thing?
|Nolan North               |What the fuck IS that thing?
}}
|Kinzie|I don't know, but it isn't reading like a normal Zin.  I think... I think you can integrate your code with it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And that's supposed to mean what?
|Playa - Female 2|And what do you mean by that?
|Playa - Female 3|Meaning what?
|Playa - Male 1  |And that means what?
|Playa - Male 2  |And what's that mean?
|Playa - Male 3  |Meaning...?
|Nolan North               |And that means what?
}}
|Kinzie|It means once you take him down get close enough and I think you can absorb him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, cause I want THAT crawling around in me.
|Playa - Female 2|You care to rephrase that?
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, I'm not that kind of girl.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, cause I want THAT inside me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Is it gonna buy me a drink first?
|Playa - Male 3  |Right, because I want THAT inside me.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, cause I want THAT inside me. Exit only. There's even a tattoo down there telling you so.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM01 03 Warden Defeated"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yes!  What a rush!
|Playa - Female 2|Now that was exhilarating!
|Playa - Female 3|Whoo!  Let's do that AGAIN!
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, now that's a rush!
|Playa - Male 2  |Damn!  I am PUMPED!
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, that is smashing!
|Nolan North               |Whoa, now that's a rush!
}}
|Kinzie|Hey it worked!
|Zinyak|Yes, bravo... Perhaps my Wardens underestimated you.  I won't let them make the same mistake twice.
|Kinzie|That can't be good.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Eh, fuck him, Kinzie.  How about setting up one of those training rooms for me?
|Playa - Female 2|Ignore him, Kinzie.  Can you set up one of those training rooms for me?
|Playa - Female 3|Forget about him, Kinzie.  How about setting up one of those training rooms for me?
|Playa - Male 1  |Forget about him, Kinzie.  How about setting up one of those training rooms for me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck him, Kinzie.  Set me up one of those training rooms.
|Playa - Male 3  |To Hell with him, Kinzie.  Set me up with one of those training rooms.
|Nolan North               |Screw him, Kinzie.  How 'bout setting up one of them training rooms for me?
}}
|Kinzie|I think I can do that.
}}


MM 2 - Hack The Planet[]

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Alien Portals Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit, now Zin are dropping in from the sky!  That's fucking cheating.
|Playa - Female 2|And now more Zin drop in out of nowhere?  It is not fair.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, come on! They can jump out of portals too? This is some bullshit!
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit, now Zin are dropping in from the sky! Hey! That's fucking cheating.
|Playa - Male 2  |Aw, c'mon! Now Zin are raining down from the sky! That's fucking bullshit!
|Playa - Male 3  |More Zin dropping in like death from above!
|Nolan North               |Shit, now Zin are dropping in from the sky!  That's fucking cheating.
}}
|Kinzie|Those are access portals.  You should be able to destroy them to stop more soldiers from showing up.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Great.
|Playa - Female 2|Excellent.
|Playa - Female 3|Sounds good.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good.
|Playa - Male 2  |Cool.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right.
|Nolan North               |Good.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Arrive At Planet Zin"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Planet Zin... And I thought "Freckle Bitch's" was tacky.
|Playa - Female 2|Planet Zin... How gauche.
|Playa - Female 3|Planet Zin... Somebody's got a high opinion of themselves.
|Playa - Male 1  |Planet Zin... who names a store after themselves.
|Playa - Male 2  |Planet Zin...
|Playa - Male 3  |Planet Zin... Not quite storming the Bastille, but it's a start.
|Nolan North               |Planet Zin... who names a store after themselves... Dick.
}}
|Kinzie|So you should be able to hack it from right outside the door.  Good luck.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Caught Golden CID"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|C'mere you little shit.
|Playa - Female 2|Come to me, you little monster.
|Playa - Female 3|Come over here, you little terror!
|Playa - Male 1  |Come here you little bastard.
|Playa - Male 2  |Get your little ass over here!
|Playa - Male 3  |C'mere, you wee bastard.
|Nolan North               |Come here you little bastard.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Cops Arrive"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is there a cop convention I don't know about?
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie?  Qu'est-ce que c'est?
|Playa - Female 3|And of course, the police show up.
|Playa - Male 1  |What the fuck is this shit?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, what the fuck?
|Playa - Male 3  |Oi, what just happened?
|Nolan North               |What the fuck is this shit?
}}
|Kinzie|Oops, you must've tripped the security alarm.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|And this'll happen every time?
|Playa - Female 2|Must this happen every time?
|Playa - Female 3|Is this gonna happen every time I hack a store?
|Playa - Male 1  |This gonna happen every time?
|Playa - Male 2  |I gotta put up with this every time?
|Playa - Male 3  |And I can expect this every time?
|Nolan North               |Aw come on, is this gonna happen every time?
}}
|Kinzie|I think I can cut off the outside security program from the rest of the stores, so no, it shouldn't happen again.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Thank you.  Now it's time to beat feet...
|Playa - Female 2|Merci.  Now to make my escape...
|Playa - Female 3|Time to get outta here...
|Playa - Male 1  |Good.  Shouldn't I be running, though?
|Playa - Male 2  |Good.  Now to get the fuck out of here...
|Playa - Male 3  |Shouldn't I really be going now?
|Nolan North               |Good.  Shouldn't I be running, though?
}}
|Kinzie|Uh... No wait, don't.  I wanna see how their reaction protocols work.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh sure, 'cause it's me getting shot at.
|Playa - Female 2|You mean like shooting me full of holes?
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, you sit behind a computer. I'll go get shot at for your entertainment.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh yeah sure, just let me get shot at for you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh, sure, 'cause I don't mind getting shot.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh it's my pleasure getting shot at for you.
|Nolan North               |Oh sure, no problem, let me get shot at for you.
}}
|Kinzie|Whine, whine, whine...
}}

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Cops Transform"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, did you see that, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you seeing this, Kinzie?
|Playa - Female 3|That's not good.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, did you see that, Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, you catch that?
|Playa - Male 3  |Blimey!  You seeing this, Kinzie?
|Nolan North               |Whoa, did you see that, Kinzie?
}}
|Kinzie|What?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The cops changed into Zin!
|Playa - Female 2|The gendarmes just transformed into Zin.
|Playa - Female 3|The Zin are taking over bodies!
|Playa - Male 1  |The cops just transformed into Zin.
|Playa - Male 2  |The cops just turned into Zin.
|Playa - Male 3  |The coppers transformed into Zin.
|Nolan North               |The cops just transformed into Zin.
}}
|Kinzie|Looks like they're stepping up security even more.  Be careful.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Golden CID Appears"
|Kinzie|Hold on, look at that gold floating robot thing.  I think it's controlling the security program here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, so?
|Playa - Female 2|And... your point?
|Playa - Female 3|And, so...?
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, so?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what?
|Playa - Male 3  |So?
|Nolan North               |Yeah, so?
}}
|Kinzie|So, if you catch the golden orb and shut it down then the Zin should no longer see you as an immediate threat.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Catch the golden orb?  You know how stupid that sounds?
|Playa - Female 2|Catch the golden orb? Is there a prize for this?
|Playa - Female 3|Catch the gold ball? Am I hoppin' on a red train next? Maybe wear a jaunty hat?
|Playa - Male 1  |Catch the golden orb?  Do I get points for that?
|Playa - Male 2  |Can I sell it once I catch it?
|Playa - Male 3  |Catch the golden orb?  Do I need to ride a broom for this?
|Nolan North               |Catch the golden orb?  Do I get points for that?
}}
|Kinzie|Ummm... no?
}}

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Golden CID Destroyed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinzie, I did it!
|Playa - Female 2|Kinzie, success!
|Playa - Female 3|Looks like it worked!
|Playa - Male 1  |Kinzie, it worked!
|Playa - Male 2  |Got it, Kinzie!
|Playa - Male 3  |Kinzie, you were right!
|Nolan North               |Kinzie, it worked!
}}
|Kinzie|Great!  At least you have a way to get the Zin off your back now, so keep that in mind.  Remember, this is only the beginning.  With everything we're going to throw at Zinyak he won't know what hit him.
}}

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Hacking Store"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bah, Kinzie's job is easy.
|Playa - Female 2|Bah, Kinzie's job is easy.
|Playa - Female 3|Bah, Kinzie's job is easy.
|Playa - Male 1  |Bah, Kinzie's job is easy.
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, Kinzie's job is easy.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oof, yeah. Fucking Kinzie's job's easy.
|Nolan North               |Bah, Kinzie's job is easy.
}} }}

{{quote|If Zinyak wants a fight, we're going to bring it to him.  Taking down this simulation will wreak havoc on all the Zin systems and help us locate our friends.  There's plenty you can do to overload, disrupt, and generally break the whole damn thing so let's start small.  I know hacking stores seems trivial, but it's a good place for us to begin.  All right, get moving.|Kinzie, "MM02 01 Mission"}}

{{dialogue|"MM02 01 Mission Start"
|Kinzie|I think it'd be best to start at--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Planet Zin.  If I'm taking a store back from Zinyak, I want the one with his ugly face on it.
|Playa - Female 2|Planet Zin.  If I endeavor to take a store back from Zinyak, then I want his crown jewel.
|Playa - Female 3|Planet Zin.  If I'm taking back a store from Zinyak, I'm starting there on principle.
|Playa - Male 1  |Planet Zin.  If I'm gonna work to take a store back from Zinyak that's where I'm going first.
|Playa - Male 2  |Planet Zin.  If I go through the trouble of taking a store from Zinyak, I'm going high end.
|Playa - Male 3  |Planet Zin.  Go big or go home, am I right?
|Nolan North               |Planet Zin.  If I'm gonna work to take a store back from Zinyak that's where I'm going first.
}}
|Kinzie|Okay, good point.
}}


MM_3_2 - Got To Get Me One[]

{{quote|Okay, here's the plan.  Part 1: Attract Tank. Part 2: Steal Tank.  Part 3: Use Tank.|Kinzie, "MM03 02 Mission Brief"}}

{{dialogue|"MM03 02 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right... Part 1...
|Playa - Female 2|Oui... Part 1...
|Playa - Female 3|Okey-doke... Part 1...
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay... Part 1...
|Playa - Male 2  |Part 1, you're on...
|Playa - Male 3  |Lovely... Part 1...
|Nolan North               |Okay... Part 1...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MM03 02 Pre Mission Phonecall"
|Phone Call|You up for killing Zin?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Did I install a sex swing in the Lincoln Bedroom?
|Playa - Female 2|Did I win one hundred percent of the sex-offender vote?
|Playa - Female 3|Did I hang a velvet Elvis in the Smithsonian?
|Playa - Male 1  |Did I piss in a 20,000 dollar toilet in the White House?
|Playa - Male 2  |Did I plant some high grade Ganja in the Rose Garden?
|Playa - Male 3  |Did I find Nixon's porn stash in the Oval Office?
|Nolan North               |Did I piss in a 20,000 dollar toilet in the White House?
}}
|Phone Call|I didn't need to know that... Is that a yes?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's get on with it, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|But of course, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|Kinzie?
|Playa - Male 1  |Of course I am, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |You really need to ask?
|Playa - Male 3  |You bet your arse it is.
|Nolan North               |Yes, it's a yes, Kinzie.
}}
|Phone Call|All right, I'll fill you in on the plan when you get to the area I've marked.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hope it's a good plan...
|Playa - Female 2|And this plan, it is very thorough?
|Playa - Female 3|What kind of plan we talking here?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is it a good plan?
|Playa - Male 2  |Better be a good plan.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nice to know there IS a plan.
|Nolan North               |Wait, this plan doesn't suck, right?
}}
|Phone Call|Most perfect plan ever.
}}


MM 4 1 - The Warden Stomp[]

{{dialogue|"MM04 01 Absorb Warden"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Come on, come to mama!
|Playa - Female 2|En garde, you clumsy cow!
|Playa - Female 3|Alright sugar, let's play.
|Playa - Male 1  |Come on, come to papa!
|Playa - Male 2  |Bring it, bitch!
|Playa - Male 3  |Stand and deliver!
|Nolan North               |Come on, come to papa!
}} }}

{{quote|Good, looks like it works.  Sending you back now.|Kinzie, "MM04 01 End Training"}}

{{dialogue|"MM04 01 Enter Stomp Training"
|Kinzie|Here, use this to test out that stomp thing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So I just slam the floor?
|Playa - Female 2|So I stamp my foot, like a child with a tantrum?
|Playa - Female 3|So I just stamp my foot?
|Playa - Male 1  |So I just slam my foot down?
|Playa - Male 2  |So I just bang my foot down?
|Playa - Male 3  |So I just stamp down hard?
|Nolan North               |So I just slam my foot down?
}}
|Kinzie|Yep, and the blast wave will hurt them and throw them back.
}}

{{quote|Boss, I'm picking up major readings coming from your area.  I think--|Kinzie, "MM04 01 Mission Start"}}

{{quote|Loading up another training program for you.|Kinzie, "MM04 01 Put Into Training"}}

{{quote|SUPER. POWER. FIGHT. CLUB! The rules are simple: SURVIVE. Each round pits the player against tougher and tougher enemies. Prove your worth and you'll be rewarded with a BOSS BATTLE. The faster you finish, the more points you get. Let's go the floor!|Zach, "MM04 01 SPFC Intro"}}

{{dialogue|"MM04 01 Stomp Clusters"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Lemme guess, hidden clusters, right?
|Playa - Female 2|The ground seems to have something inside it.
|Playa - Female 3|Now the ground's glowing, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 1  |Is this another of those hidden cluster thingies?
|Playa - Male 2  |Guessing I can find clusters with this power?
|Playa - Male 3  |I take it there's data things down in the ground now?
|Nolan North               |Is this another of those hidden cluster thingies?
}}
|Kinzie|Yep, stomp should make the clusters pop up.
}}

{{quote|{{*}}animalistic grunts*|Warden 01, "MM04 01 Stomp Taunt"}}

{{quote|Here, try using it to take down a Warden's shields.|Kinzie, "MM04 01 Stomp Warden"}}

{{quote|Watch out for that stomp!  It's sending waves of energy out from him.|Kinzie, "MM04 01 Stomp Warning"}}

{{dialogue|"MM04 01 Warden Lands"
|Kinzie|... that one of those giant aliens are coming.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So Zinyak's pissed about Matt.
|Playa - Female 2|I take it Zinyak is angry about Matthew.
|Playa - Female 3|Losing Matt musta pissed off Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 1  |I guess Zinyak's pissed about Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |Zinyak must be pissed about Matt.
|Playa - Male 3  |Guess Zinyak's cross about Matt.
|Nolan North               |Guess Zinyak's pissed about Matt.
}} }}


MOL BK - Dancing Queen[]

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 1st Tanya Fight"
|Tanya|You think you can stop me?  When I'm through, this whole city will be mine.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There are two things I'm sure of, Tanya. I just performed the dance of the century, and you're gonna die tonight.
|Playa - Female 2|That is not going to happen, Tanya. You see not only did I get to show the world the true magic of dance tonight but now I am going to watch you die.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't think so, sweetie. The only thing that could top the magic I did on that stage is watching you die.
|Playa - Male 1  |Not gonna happen, Tanya.  I'm fulfilling two dreams tonight: unleashing the grace within me, and watching you die.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm fulfilling two dreams tonight, Tanya. Showing this world what true dance is and watching your body go cold.
|Playa - Male 3  |Tonight will be remembered for two things: The grace I unleashed on that stage and the bullet Ben's gonna put in your brain.
|Nolan North               |Not gonna happen, Tanya.  I'm fulfilling two dreams tonight: unleashing the grace within me, and watching you die.
}}
|Tanya|Is that what you call that convulsion on stage?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You never could recognize true talent.
|Playa - Female 2|Don't you dare to insult my God-given grace!
|Playa - Female 3|Sugar, you never could recognize real talent.
|Playa - Male 1  |DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY TALENT!
|Playa - Male 2  |No, that routine was a little something I call "Electricity in Purple."
|Playa - Male 3  |Its formal name is "The Ride of the Wild Stallion."
|Nolan North               |DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY TALENT!
}} }}

{{quote|Playa, drive her towards the park if you can, but keep her alive.  I wanna deal with her myself.|Ben King, "MOL BK 01 2nd Tanya Chase"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 2nd Tanya Fight"
|Tanya|I'm gonna kill you, then I'm gonna find that coward King and make him suffer.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ha! You're the one who's running, Tanya.
|Playa - Female 2|If King's a coward, why are you the one running?
|Playa - Female 3|Says the woman who keeps running from the fight.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey! You're the one who keeps running.
|Playa - Male 2  |King's a coward? You're the one who's running!
|Playa - Male 3  |Coward? You're the one running, girl.
|Nolan North               |You're the one who keeps running.
}}
|Tanya|Well he's the one who ain't here.  He just sent you to do his dirty work.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Work? Oh no. This has been my pleasure.
|Playa - Female 2|Work? Hunting you has been a pleasure.
|Playa - Female 3|This whole thing has been my pleasure.
|Playa - Male 1  |Believe me, this whole thing was my pleasure.
|Playa - Male 2  |Trust me, this has been my pleasure.
|Playa - Male 3  |Dirty work? Funny thing coming from you.
|Nolan North               |Believe me, this whole thing was my pleasure.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 About To Dance"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hope you're ready, Steelport.
|Playa - Female 2|Time to shine.
|Playa - Female 3|Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
|Playa - Male 1  |Showtime.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's do this.
|Playa - Male 3  |It's time to make some magic.
|Nolan North               |Showtime.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Absorb 1st Strip"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the hell...
|Playa - Female 2|Oh...my...
|Playa - Female 3|Ooh. Bit of a head rush.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, head rush.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whoa. Shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Whoa. Little dizzy there.
|Nolan North               |Whoa, head rush.
}}
|Ben King|Did it work?  How do you feel?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Am I wearing...what am I wearing?
|Playa - Female 2|I am fine...except for my clothes...
|Playa - Female 3|Fine but...what just happened?
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine but... something happened to my clothes.
|Playa - Male 2  |Am I crazy or did my clothes change?
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't remember changing clothes...
|Nolan North               |Fine but... something happened to my clothes.
}}
|Matt Miller|Sorry, forgot to mention that.  It's just a temporary change, nothing permanent.  Though the absorption seems to have worked perfectly.  No sign of the virus left in that person.
|Ben King|Good, let's get to the next one then.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Absorb 2nd Strip"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm really not liking this.
|Playa - Female 2|Second one's done.
|Playa - Female 3|{{*}}ooo* This feels weird.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right... got the virus.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right. Number two's down.
|Playa - Male 3  |Got the virus. What's next?
|Nolan North               |All right... got the virus.
}}
|Matt Miller|That's an... interesting outfit change.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well. It's not the worst thing I've ever worn.
|Playa - Female 2|It certainly has its own...style.
|Playa - Female 3|At the right party, I think this works.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't judge me.
|Playa - Male 2  |You like it. You know it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Doing it for ya, is it?
|Nolan North               |Don't judge me.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Absorb 3rd Strip"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|At least I didn't absorb his ball gag.
|Playa - Female 2|No ball gag? Hm. Pity.
|Playa - Female 3|Just glad I didn't end up with a ball gag.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, at least I'm not wearing a ball gag.
|Playa - Male 2  |Whew. At least there's no ball gag.
|Playa - Male 3  |No ball gag. I'll consider this a win.
|Nolan North               |Well, at least I'm not wearing a ball gag.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 After 1st VK Dead"
|Ben King|Matt said since you're not actually a simulation program, you should be immune to the virus.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You both better hope I am.
|Playa - Female 2|I really wish Matt would have tested this first.
|Playa - Female 3|I know you meant I WILL MOST DEFINITELY BE IMMUNE.
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't like the sound of that "should".
|Playa - Male 2  |Should?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Eh. What's one more virus?
|Nolan North               |I don't like the sound of that "should".
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 After 2nd VK Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A furry? Fuck me.
|Playa - Female 2|A furry? Seriously?
|Playa - Female 3|Huh... furry.
|Playa - Male 1  |She made them a furry?
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh... that's a... that's a furry.
|Playa - Male 3  |What'd they do to that poor animal...
|Nolan North               |She made them a furry?
}}
|Ben King|Tanya always had her own tastes.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|She's a level of depravity beyond what I can understand.
|Playa - Female 2|Yes. Bad tastes.
|Playa - Female 3|I'll admit... I'm curious.
|Playa - Male 1  |Never pictured that as her thing.
|Playa - Male 2  |Wonder how often they clean that suit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, she's a real special snowflake.
|Nolan North               |Never pictured that as her thing.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 After 3rd VK Dead"
|Ben King|Do your thing then we can go after Tanya.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do my thing to the gimp?
|Playa - Female 2|...to the gimp?
|Playa - Female 3|To the gentleman in latex?
|Playa - Male 1  |What, to the gimp?
|Playa - Male 2  |You mean to the gimp?
|Playa - Male 3  |Ugh. I hate touching gimp.
|Nolan North               |What, to the gimp?
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 After Dance"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No sign of Tanya. Pfft. Her loss.
|Playa - Female 2|That was amazing but I did not see Tanya anywhere.
|Playa - Female 3|I glimpsed heaven on that stage, Ben, but no sign of Tanya.
|Playa - Male 1  |I didn't see Tanya in the crowd... Huh, her loss.
|Playa - Male 2  |Tanya wasn't in the crowd. Her loss.
|Playa - Male 3  |Didn't see Tanya anywhere. She missed a helluva show.
|Nolan North               |I didn't see Tanya in the crowd... her loss.
}}
|Ben King|That's because while you were "in the zone" she took one look at you and ran for the roof.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Dammit.
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh* Merde.
|Playa - Female 3|Well, shoot.
|Playa - Male 1  |Damn.
|Playa - Male 2  |Aw fuck.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ah shit.
|Nolan North               |Damn.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Almost Shoot Tanya"
|Ben King|Don't you see, Tanya?  It's over.
|Tanya|That's what you think.  You shouldn't have fucked with the Vice Kings.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Arrive At 1st VK"
|Ben King|Down there.  Looks like they're not alone.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is Matt sure I'm gonna be able to absorb their powers?
|Playa - Female 2|Will this absorption power really work?
|Playa - Female 3|This absorption power's gonna work, right?
|Playa - Male 1  |You sure this absorption thing is going to work?
|Playa - Male 2  |You positive about this absorption thing?
|Playa - Male 3  |This absorption thing. It's not gonna give me a rash or anything, will it?
|Nolan North               |You sure this absorption thing is going to work?
}}
|Ben King|Only one way to find out, though I'd soften them up before you try it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Here goes nothing.
|Playa - Female 2|Here we are. Set me down.
|Playa - Female 3|This is the spot.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, drop me off.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right. Here we are.
|Playa - Male 3  |Set it down and I'll hop off here.
|Nolan North               |All right, drop me off.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Arrive At 2nd VK"
|Ben King|The next infected person's on the move.
|Matt Miller|We can't let the virus spread.  Stop the car however you have to.
}}

{{quote|All right, this is the spot.|Ben King, "MOL BK 01 Arrive At 3rd VK"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Arrive At Club"
|Ben King|I'll park this thing and meet you inside.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I see she's changed the décor a bit.
|Playa - Female 2|Well. I see she's spiced the place up some.
|Playa - Female 3|Place looks different than I remember. She remodel this?
|Playa - Male 1  |Huh, looks like she's spiced this place up a bit.
|Playa - Male 2  |I see Tanya did some remodeling.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hm... Tanya may be a stone cold bitch, but she's got a gift for lighting...
|Nolan North               |Huh, looks like she's spiced this place up a bit.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Attack 1st VK"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I hope I'm not interrupting something.
|Playa - Female 2|I hope I'm not late.
|Playa - Female 3|So is this party BYOB?
|Playa - Male 1  |Sorry to break up the party.
|Playa - Male 2  |Havin' a party without me?
|Playa - Male 3  |You got room for another?
|Nolan North               |Sorry to break up the party.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Begin Tanya Chase"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You there, Matt?
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, are you there?
|Playa - Female 3|Are you there, Matt?
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, you there?
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey Matt, you there?
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt, you around?
|Nolan North               |Matt, you there?
}}
|Matt Miller|God I wish I wasn't, but yeah, I'm here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I made magic on that stage, Matt! Did you see it?
|Playa - Female 2|Did you see that? Did you see THAT?
|Playa - Female 3|How great was I, Matt? Don't hold back.
|Playa - Male 1  |I was great, right?  I mean, I know I was but I wanna hear it from you too.
|Playa - Male 2  |It was good, right? Like really good? Be honest.
|Playa - Male 3  |I want to hear it from you, Matt. How amazing was that dance? Honestly.
|Nolan North               |I was great, right?  I mean, I know I was but I wanna hear it from you too.
}}
|Matt Miller|Right now I'm just trying to figure out whether or not there was some sort of residual effect from absorbing those viruses that caused that sudden burst of... I don't know what to call it.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That wasn't the virus, Matt. That was all me. 100%% pure awesome.
|Playa - Female 2|It is called pure magic, Matt. PURE. MAGIC.
|Playa - Female 3|It's called talent. And that wasn't the virus, Matt. It was my calling.
|Playa - Male 1  |It's called raw talent, Matt.  And that wasn't the virus, that was something I was born to do.
|Playa - Male 2  |Call it talent, Matt. There's no other name for it.
|Playa - Male 3  |Call it? It's talent, Matt. There's no word that can capture it.
|Nolan North               |It's called raw talent, Matt.  And that wasn't the virus, that was something I was born to do.
}}
|Matt Miller|Whatever it is, please don't ever make me watch that again.
|Ben King|Can we focus on killing Tanya before she gets away, already?
}}

{{quote|Whoa!|Playa, "MOL BK 01 Blasted Back"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Chasing Car"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't you dare run from me!
|Playa - Female 2|Get back here now!
|Playa - Female 3|Get your ass back here this instant!
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit, get your ass back here!
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't make me chase you!
|Playa - Male 3  |You can't run from me!
|Nolan North               |Dammit, get your ass back here!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Check Tanya Body"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shit. Did I just kill her?
|Playa - Female 2|I think I killed her...
|Playa - Female 3|Shit. I didn't mean to kill her...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh shit, think I killed her...
|Playa - Male 2  |Ah shit. Did I kill her?
|Playa - Male 3  |I...may have just killed her.
|Nolan North               |Shit, think I killed her...
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Dance Ending"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is for you! You've earned it!
|Playa - Female 2|Yes! Feed me your energy!
|Playa - Female 3|Show me the love, people!
|Playa - Male 1  |That's right, let me hear your adulation!
|Playa - Male 2  |Lemme hear ya scream!
|Playa - Male 3  |This is all for you! Oh yeah!
|Nolan North               |That's right, let me hear your adulation! Let me FEEL your adulation!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Dead Tanya"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt. I want to make sure she's really dead this time.
|Playa - Female 2|Matt, is she really dead this time?
|Playa - Female 3|And she's dead for real this time. Right, Matt?
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, she dead this time?
|Playa - Male 2  |She's dead now. Right, Matt?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is she really dead this time, Matt?
|Nolan North               |Matt, she dead this time?
}}
|Matt Miller|Yep, there's no sign of her or her virus anywhere left in the simulation.
|Ben King|Good, one less thing to worry about.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Destroy Car"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Get your ass out now.
|Playa - Female 2|Get out of there now!
|Playa - Female 3|Come here!
|Playa - Male 1  |Come out of there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Get out here!
|Playa - Male 3  |Get out of that car!
|Nolan North               |Come out of there.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 First See Tanya"
|Ben King|You got nowhere to run, Tanya.
|Tanya|That's where you're wrong, sweetie.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Head to 3rd VK"
|Ben King|The last one's by the church.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|100%% sure that's all, right?
|Playa - Female 2|And you're sure that is all?
|Playa - Female 3|Sure there are no more infected people?
|Playa - Male 1  |We sure she hasn't infected more people?
|Playa - Male 2  |We sure that's all of them?
|Playa - Male 3  |And that'll do it. You're sure?
|Nolan North               |We sure she hasn't infected more people?
}}
|Ben King|We're sure.  If she had, things would be a lot worse off in here.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I know Tanya's a bitch but you really think she can do that much damage?
|Playa - Female 2|So you think Tanya can damage the simulation that severely?
|Playa - Female 3|Is Tanya really that much of a threat?
|Playa - Male 1  |You really think she could do that much damage, King?
|Playa - Male 2  |C'mon, you really think Tanya's that much of a threat?
|Playa - Male 3  |You really think Tanya can hurt the simulation that much?
|Nolan North               |You really think she could do that much damage, King?
}}
|Ben King|I made the mistake of underestimating her once before and it cost me my crew and almost my life.  Now if she's back to finish the job, then I'd say she's probably even more dangerous.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Head to Club"
|Ben King|I'll meet you at the club.  Then we can keep her from doing this to anyone else in the simulation.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What's the play when we get to the club?
|Playa - Female 2|And once we get there?
|Playa - Female 3|And once we get to the club?
|Playa - Male 1  |So what's the plan when we get there?
|Playa - Male 2  |What's the plan after that?
|Playa - Male 3  |And what's the call once we get there?
|Nolan North               |So what's the plan when we get there?
}}
|Ben King|We find Tanya and I put a bullet in her.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|As long as she doesn't disappear on us again, sure.
|Playa - Female 2|That sounds fine though she did vanish on us last time.
|Playa - Female 3|What's gonna prevent her from disappearing on us again?
|Playa - Male 1  |That should do it, though last time she disappeared right in front of us.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sounds good. As long as she doesn't blink out on us again.
|Playa - Male 3  |She disappeared on us last time we tried that.
|Nolan North               |That should do it, though last time she disappeared right in front of us.
}}
|Matt Miller|Don't worry, I'll be sure to block any attempt she makes at slipping through the code.
|Ben King|See, she's not getting away from me this time.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Jump To Park"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|She's in the park, King.
|Playa - Female 2|She is in the park, Benjamin.
|Playa - Female 3|Tanya's in the park, King.
|Playa - Male 1  |King, she's in the park.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ben, she landed in the park.
|Playa - Male 3  |You'll find her in the park, Ben.
|Nolan North               |King, she's in the park.
}}
|Ben King|Almost there.
}}

{{quote|Go after her, I'll be right behind you.|Ben King, "MOL BK 01 King Goes to Heli"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 King Interrupt"
|Ben King|Hey boss!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm in the zone, Ben!
|Playa - Female 2|I am so in the zone!
|Playa - Female 3|I am in the zone! The zone!
|Playa - Male 1  |Not now, King, I'm in the zone.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm in the zone, King!
|Playa - Male 3  |Not now, Ben. I'm in the zone.
|Nolan North               |Not now, King, I'm in the zone.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 King Shoots Tanya"
|Ben King|No, Tanya.  You never should've fucked with me and MY crew.
|Tanya|You don't have the balls.
|Ben King|You never could die with dignity.
}}

{{quote|Tanya's been bringing Vice Kings into the simulation and building up her empire, but now she's got a new way of recruiting.  She's infected some people with a virus that turns them into her very own sex-worker slaves.  If that virus spreads, she'll have an army to add to the VKs, making them unstoppable in the simulation.  Matt's found a way for you to absorb the infection right out of them, killing the virus in the process.  Once that's taken care of we'll head to her club, Technically Legal, and give Tanya a taste of what she deserves.|Ben King, "MOL BK 01 Mission Brief"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Mission Start"
|Ben King|Matt's been able to trace the infected citizens.  I'll take you to the first one.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If they're working for Tanya, I don't expect them to go quietly.
|Playa - Female 2|I suppose I should not expect this to be easy.
|Playa - Female 3|Guess I should expect a fight if I'm going against one of Tanya's crew.
|Playa - Male 1  |Working for Tanya I'm guessing they're going to put up a fight.
|Playa - Male 2  |If they work for Tanya, you know they ain't going down easy.
|Playa - Male 3  |One of Tanya's, eh? Guess I should expect some trouble.
|Nolan North               |Working for Tanya I'm guessing they're going to put up a fight.
}}
|Ben King|No doubt.  I'm not sure what exactly the virus has done to them, but I'd be careful.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Punch To Park"
|Tanya|What are you doing?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Say goodbye, Tanya.
|Playa - Female 2|Au revoir, Tanya.
|Playa - Female 3|Sweet dreams, Tanya.
|Playa - Male 1  |Goodbye, Tanya.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good night, Tanya.
|Playa - Male 3  |What do you think I'm doing?
|Nolan North               |Goodbye, Tanya.
}}
|Tanya|Aaaaah!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 See 3rd VKs"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A lot of VKs here. Aaaaand a gimp.
|Playa - Female 2|Okay, I am here--and they have a gimp...
|Playa - Female 3|Well, seems the Vice Kings have a gimp.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's a lot of VKs and... hold on, did she really turn that person into a gimp?
|Playa - Male 2  |We got a lot of VKs here...and a dude in a gimp costume.
|Playa - Male 3  |I see the Vice Kings have a bit of a fancy fella with them.
|Nolan North               |That's a lot of VKs and... hold on, did she really turn that person into a gimp?
}}
|Matt Miller|And this woman actually worked for you before, King?
|Ben King|Can we not focus on that.
|Matt Miller|Sorry.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 See Stage"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Look at that stage, that lighting, good sound system. Ben, meet me near the backstage door. I have to do something.
|Playa - Female 2|This place...has an energy. Hm. Ben, meet me by the backstage door. I...have to do something.
|Playa - Female 3|Good lighting, nice crowd. Ben, I'll meet you near the back. There's something I have to do.
|Playa - Male 1  |Good stage, good lights... Uh, Ben, there's something I need to do.  Meet me by the backstage door.
|Playa - Male 2  |Huh. Good sound system, good lighting... Ben, I have to do something. Meet me by the backstage door.
|Playa - Male 3  |Three quarter thrust.  Rapt audience. Respectable DJ. Ben, meet me by the backstage door...
|Nolan North               |Good stage, good lights... Uh, Ben, there's something I need to do.  Meet me by the backstage door.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Sign Up"
|Ben King|What's up?  Did you find Tanya?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Tanya? No. Amateur night? YES.
|Playa - Female 2|If by "Tanya" you mean "the call of the stage" then yes.
|Playa - Female 3|Ben, it's amateur night. It's time for me to shine.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, I'm signing up for amateur night.
|Playa - Male 2  |No. But I did find the stage.
|Playa - Male 3  |More important, Ben. I found my calling.
|Nolan North               |No, I'm signing up for amateur night.
}}
|Ben King|We don't have time for this.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|There is always time to fulfill a dream.
|Playa - Female 2|The call is strong, Ben. I must dance.
|Playa - Female 3|You know what? What I don't have time for is your negativity. Today I live the dream.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ben, there is no time BUT this.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh yes we do, Ben. Yes we do.
|Playa - Male 3  |We don't have time NOT to do this.
|Nolan North               |Ben, there is no time BUT this.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Start Phonecall"
|Phone Call|Hey playa, seems Tanya's found her way into the simulation and is building up her empire.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the hell is she doing?
|Playa - Female 2|How is she doing that?
|Playa - Female 3|What is she up to?
|Playa - Male 1  |How's she doing that?
|Playa - Male 2  |What's how?
|Playa - Male 3  |Building an empire? How?
|Nolan North               |How's she doing that?
}}
|Phone Call|She's corrupting people with some sort of virus that's turning them all into her sex trade workers.  Matt's figured out how to stop it, and once that's done we need to end Tanya for good.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right. I'm in.
|Playa - Female 2|Sounds like a plan.
|Playa - Female 3|You know I'm in.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm in.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sounds good to me.
|Playa - Male 3  |End that bitch? Sounds good.
|Nolan North               |I'm in.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL BK 01 Tanya Chase Taunts"
|Tanya|You're not stopping my plan!
|Tanya|Everyone in this city will end up my slave.
|Tanya|That virus was just the beginning.
|Tanya|I'm stronger than any of you!
|Tanya|Don't even think you two can kill me.
}}

{{quote|Killed me?  I don't think so sweetie.|Tanya, "MOL BK 01 Tanya Stands Up"}}

{{quote|It seems the virus has been completely wiped out, and I've managed to block Tanya's access to the simulation code for good.|Matt Miller, "MOL BK 01 Virus Wiped Out"}}


MOL JB - Asha's VIP[]

{{quote|All right. Back in the car.|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Back in"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Coming Out"
|Asha|We're coming out now.
|Asha|Everything clear?
|Playa|Blue skies and hummingbirds. Come on out.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 First Stop"
|Playa|Alright. This is bugging me. I know that woman. Who is she?
|Asha|Are--are you serious? That's Tammy Tolliver.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The reporter from GenkiBowl? Couldn't find any diplomats in town or something?
|Playa - Female 2|The reporter from GenkiBowl? Were not Reality TV stars available?
|Playa - Female 3|The reporter from GenkiBowl? So there weren't any former child stars around?
|Playa - Male 1  |The reporter from GenkiBowl? You couldn't find someone more important for us to protect?
|Playa - Male 2  |The reporter from GenkiBowl? Honestly, I was hoping for someone, y'know...people cared about.
|Playa - Male 3  |The reporter from GenkiBowl? I reckoned it'd be a royal or something.
|Nolan North               |The reporter from GenkiBowl? You couldn't find someone more important for us to protect?
}}
|Asha|Security work is a cereal box. You don't get to pick your prize.
}}

{{quote|Get to the car! Now! We're leaving!|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Flee"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Genki Fight Over"
|Playa|Oh man. Am I glad that's over.
|Asha|Not bad. You can really handle yourself.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Heh. When it comes to ganking Genki, I'm your girl.
|Playa - Female 2|Well, when it comes to Genki, I always try to kill the best I can.
|Playa - Female 3|You didn't do too bad yourself. For a spy.
|Playa - Male 1  |When it comes to the world's favorite homicidal professor, I have way too much experience.
|Playa - Male 2  |Thanks. Not so bad yourself. For a spy.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, well, I do a lot of killing...
|Nolan North               |When it comes to the world's favorite homicidal professor, I have way too much experience.
}} }}

{{quote|Get in. You're driving the VIP to her first stop.|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Get In"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Get to Roof"
|Asha|You'll need a vantage point. Get to that rooftop across the way over there.
|Asha|Cover the VIP as I escort her into the building.
}}

{{quote|Time for you to experience the life of a field agent. A VIP is in town and it's our responsibility to see she safely arrives at all three stops on her route. Along the way we will encounter scenarios typical of a VIP escort job.|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Mission"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Mission Start"
|Asha|So, you ready to put your life on the line to protect another.
|Playa|Asha, I'm pretty much a superhero. I'm set for whatever you can throw at me.
|Asha|You'll find Matt has disabled your special abilities for the duration of this exercise.
|Asha|But don't worry, you'll get them back once the exercise is complete.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Five Asha Power Up"
|Asha|Oh my. This is...wow.
|Playa|Not bad, huh?
|Asha|Let's kick some Genki ass.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Five Convo"
|Playa|So everything according to plan, huh?
|Asha|What's life without a few curveballs, you know?
}}

{{quote|All right. Let's go!|Playa, "MOL JB 01 Part Five"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Five Genki Crazy"
|Playa|What is Zinyak's fascination with Genki? Why don't the two of them just make a baby already.
|Asha|Do not put that image in my head.
}}

{{quote|He just blew up Tammy...|Playa, "MOL JB 01 Part Five Genki Kills"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Five Gift Drop"
|Playa|Um. Is that how it's being delivered?
|Asha|I don't think so...
}}

{{quote|I knew Genki couldn't be too far behind.|Playa, "MOL JB 01 Part Five Here Is"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Five Kill"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Aim for the mascots!
|Playa|Die, mascots, die!
|Playa|Get those furry sonsabitches!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Five Outgunned"
|Asha|There's no way we can take him!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I could if I had my super powers.
|Playa - Female 2|I could if I had my super powers.
|Playa - Female 3|I could if I had my super powers.
|Playa - Male 1  |I could if I had my super powers.
|Playa - Male 2  |I could if I had my super powers.
|Playa - Male 3  |I could if I had my fucking super powers.
|Nolan North               |I could if I had my super powers.
}}
|Asha|Oh. Huh. Right. Well.
|Matt Miller|Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Glad you could make it back! You can give me my super powers now.
|Playa - Female 2|Glad you could make it back! You can give me my super powers now.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, glad you could make it back! Now let me start throwing fire again.
|Playa - Male 1  |Glad you could make it back! You can give me my super powers now.
|Playa - Male 2  |Glad you could make it back! Now let me fucking shoot fire.
|Playa - Male 3  |Glad you could make it back! You can give me my super powers now.
|Nolan North               |Glad you could make it back! You can give me my super powers now.
}}
|Matt Miller|Ooh, I don't think so. I'm not falling for your tricks--
|Asha|Matt! Give the powers back!
|Matt Miller|Oh! Oh, I see, okay.
|Matt Miller|What on Earth happened while we were disconnected--
|Playa|Explain later. Powers now.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Five Super Genki"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Did he just turn into some kind of...Super-Genki?
|Playa - Female 2|Did he just turn into some kind of...Super-Genki?
|Playa - Female 3|Did he just turn into some kind of...Super-Genki?
|Playa - Male 1  |Did he just turn into some kind of...Super-Genki?
|Playa - Male 2  |Did he just turn into some kind of... Super-Genki?
|Playa - Male 3  |Did he just turn into some kind of...Super-Genki?
|Nolan North               |Did he just turn into some kind of...Super-Genki?
}}
|Asha|It appears so.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|DAMMIT.
|Playa - Female 2|DAMMIT.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh come on! DAMMIT.
|Playa - Male 1  |DAMMIT.
|Playa - Male 2  |DAMMIT.
|Playa - Male 3  |DAMMIT.
|Nolan North               |DAMMIT.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What the hell is he doing--holy shit!
|Playa - Female 2|What the hell is he doing--holy shit!
|Playa - Female 3|What the hell is he doing--holy shit!
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell is he doing--holy shit!
|Playa - Male 2  |What the hell is he doing? Holy shit!
|Playa - Male 3  |What the hell is he doing--holy shit!
|Nolan North               |What the hell is he doing--holy shit!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Five VIP Dropoff"
|Playa|Okay, we're here. What now? Is this over?
|Asha|As soon as the VIP's helo arrives. She's still in our charge until then.
}}

{{quote|Thanks.|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Part Four Asha"}}

{{quote|Just hang on, here comes the rescue vehicle now.|Playa, "MOL JB 01 Part Four Car Coming"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Four Car Get"
|Playa|I'll be right back. I'm going to get the car.
|Playa|You both sit tight. I'll be back for you.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Four Car"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well. Fuck.
|Playa - Female 2|Well. Fuck.
|Playa - Female 3|Well. Fuck.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well. Fuck.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well. Fuck.
|Nolan North               |Well. Fuck.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Four VIP Rescue"
|Playa|Both of you in!
|Asha|Focus on the road. Let me handle the firepower.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part One Convo"
|Playa|So who's the mark?
|Asha|You're on the client's time now. You do whatever needs to be done.
}}

{{quote|Ah shit!|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Part Three Asha"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Three Asha Nag"
|Asha|A little help, please!
|Asha|I'm down!
|Asha|I need your help!
}}

{{quote|I'm out of ammo. Cover me while I get some more.|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Part Three Car"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Three Convo"
|Asha|So are we enjoying ourselves then?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You sure know how to show a girl a good time. But we need to get Tammy somewhere safe.
|Playa - Female 2|Not bad, secret agent. But I bet Tammy's had enough.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, actually I am. But Tammy isn't.
|Playa - Male 1  |Not a bad time actually. But we need to get Tammy out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's alright. But I think it's time to get Tammy home.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, it's not bad. But we need to get Tammy out of here.
|Nolan North               |Not a bad time actually. But we need to get Tammy out of here.
}}
|Asha|We're almost done. Just one more stop.
}}

{{quote|I'll guard the VIP. You get to cover!|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Part Three Get to"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Three Pinned"
|Playa|Wow. You're really going all out with this.
|Asha|Matt, feel free to dial things down a bit.
|Asha|Matt? Matt?!
|Zinyak|Oh, is he not answering? Shame. I must have accidentally cut him off.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Zinyak, you fucking--
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak, you ass-headed--
|Playa - Female 3|Zinyak, you shit-eating--
|Playa - Male 1  |Zinyak, you piece of shit--
|Playa - Male 2  |Zinyak, you motherfucking--
|Playa - Male 3  |Zinyak, you royal arsehole--
|Nolan North               |Zinyak, you piece of shit--
}}
|Zinyak|Always with the vulgarity. ANYWAY. Have some fun with these, mmm, minor changes I made.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Three Rescue"
|Asha|Hold on. I'm calling in a rescue vehicle.
|Playa|You can do that? Without Matt?
|Asha|I wouldn't put us in harm's way without some backup protocol, you know.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Three"
|Asha|Keep sharp. We may have a situation.
|Asha|All right, sit tight. Car should be here shortly.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Three Rocket Shot"
|Asha|Oh shit!
|Playa|This part of your plan?
|Asha|Uh. Yeah. Let's say it is.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Part Two Convo"
|Asha|Intel reports high threat probability at our next stop so we should be prepared for anything.
|Playa|Right. Absolutely. Potential threats all over the place.
|Asha|I'm glad to see you taking this so seriously.
|Playa|Is MI6 really called upon to escort TV correspondents on shopping trips?
|Asha|Prior to MI6, I babysat over-privileged children of foreign dignitaries on multiple occasions. And after, a certain street gang...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's NEWSTIME STREET GANG OF THE YEAR thankyouverymuch.
|Playa - Female 2|Hey! That street gang became Head of State!
|Playa - Female 3|Some of my best friends are over-privileged children of foreign dignitaries.
|Playa - Male 1  |INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITIES, you mean.
|Playa - Male 2  |TRY THE BEST STREET GANG.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh yeah? Anyone I know?
|Nolan North               |INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITIES, you mean.
}} }}

{{quote|Good job. Security might just be your Plan B.|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Player Does Not"}}

{{quote|Nice job, killer. You just killed the nicest man in town.|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Player"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Pop Quiz Hot Shot"
|Asha|Hey. See that guy over there?
|Asha|Tell me: Is he a threat?
|Playa|I don't know.
|Asha|It's your job to know. You have to decide, right now: take him out and possibly kill an innocent human being or let him go and potentially put your VIP in mortal danger.
}}

{{quote|Don't let the VIP get hurt!|Asha, "MOL JB 01 Protect"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Roof Convo"
|Playa|{{*}}pew*pew*pew*
|Asha|What are you doing?
|Playa|Pretending to shoot stuff.
|Asha|You're easily bored, aren't you?
|Playa|Dunno. I'm usually too busy being awesome to be bored.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Sniper Attack"
|Asha|Snipers!
|Playa|Shit!
|Asha|You said we were clear!
|Playa|I thought we were!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Sniper Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why exactly would people be targeting Tammy Tolliver? She steal someone's prized cat toy or something?
|Playa - Female 2|Tammy Tolliver's boss as an assassination target? Sure. But her? Why?
|Playa - Female 3|Tammy Tolliver seems a strange target. What'd she do anyway?
|Playa - Male 1  |Who would be trying to kill Tammy Tolliver? Her boss, sure. But what did she do?
|Playa - Male 2  |Any idea who'd want to kill Tammy? She seems nice enough. I guess.
|Playa - Male 3  |So why are people trying to off Tammy? She cross a drug lord or something?
|Nolan North               |Who would be trying to kill Tammy Tolliver? Her boss, sure. But what did she do?
}}
|Asha|We don't know. You might be surprised to learn how little information agents are actually given. Usually just a name and an objective.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then what's your motivation for doing it?
|Playa - Female 2|And you ask no questions? Why do you do it?
|Playa - Female 3|You could be escorting international criminals. Why do it?
|Playa - Male 1  |If you don't know why you're doing something, why do it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Without knowing the details, why do it?
|Playa - Male 3  |Really? Then why do you do it?
|Nolan North               |If you don't know why you're doing something, why do it?
}}
|Asha|Queen and country. The greater good. Duty and honor--
|Playa|And one too many action movies as a kid?
|Asha|NO SUCH THING.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 Start Phonecall"
|Phone Call|I need to de-stress. I have an idea for something fun.
|Playa|Fun? What exactly does an MI6 agent think is fun?
|Phone Call|You don't know? Well then. This will be educational.
|Playa|Educational, huh. You know me so well.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JB 01 VIP Get in Car"
|Playa|Up ya go!
|Playa|Get into the car! GET IN!
}}

{{quote|Get the VIP into the car! Hurry!|Asha, "MOL JB 01 VIP in"}}


MOL JG - Gat Time, Fun Time[]

{{quote|Welcome to the proving grounds, Genki fans! Tonight's event sees the head of the Third Street Saints and his number one gun facing off against the halls of death and dismay that is Genkibowl Arena! Will they survive? Will they fall to the might that is your favorite Professor? STAY TUNED! The carnage starts RIGHT NOW!|Zach, "MOL JG 01 Mission"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Mission Start"
|Johnny Gat|Genkibowl? What the fuck is a Genkibowl?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The rules are simple: kill everything in front of you, and don't die.
|Playa - Female 2|The goal is simplicity itself: kill everyone in front of you. Bonus for not dying.
|Playa - Female 3|The goal's simple enough, just kill everyone and everything.  Extra points for not dying.
|Playa - Male 1  |The goal is simple: kill every damn thing in front of you. Extra points for not dying.
|Playa - Male 2  |The goal is pretty straightforward: just kill everything in front of you. Extra points for not dying.
|Playa - Male 3  |The objective's simple: kill every damn thing -- try not to die.
|Nolan North               |The goal is simple: kill every damn thing in front of you. Extra points for not dying.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Say no more. Let's do this.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Just wait until the mascots get a load of my new powers.
|Playa - Female 2|I look forward to stomping all over the murder floor.
|Playa - Female 3|Johnny, I can't wait to show you some of my new tricks.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm gonna have fun throwing these people around *with my mind*.
|Playa - Male 2  |GenkiBowl's gonna be great with my new powers.
|Playa - Male 3  |I can't wait to shatter these bastards.
|Nolan North               |I cannot wait to see how these mascots handle my...special abilities.
}}
|Matt Miller|It hardly seems fair for you to have super powers when Johnny doesn't.
|Johnny Gat|Super powers? Let's just do this how we used to.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fine. No super powers. For now.
|Playa - Female 2|Very well, then. No super powers. For now.
|Playa - Female 3|Aw, you're really missing out, hun.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fine. No super powers. For now.
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay, okay. No super powers. For now.
|Playa - Male 3  |No super powers, then.  For the time being.
|Nolan North               |Fine. No mind bullets. For now.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Philippe Fight"
|Phillipe|If you stop right now, I might be able to forgive you.
|Phillipe|Too late for mercy now, my friends.
|Phillipe|You can do better than this, Johnny.
|Phillipe|Your attempt is failing! Give up!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Four Intro"
|Johnny Gat|Okay. We're here. Now what?
|Phillipe|Now what? Oh my friend, surely even you must know what's next.
|Johnny Gat|Phillipe...
|Matt Miller|Neither of you really got a chance to take out your frustrations on him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, you might just be a genius after all.
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, you just might be a genius after all.
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, you just might be a genius after all.
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, you just might be a genius after all.
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, you just might be a genius after all.
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt, you just might be a genius after all.
|Nolan North               |Matt, you just might be a genius after all.
}}
|Phillipe|Please. You honestly think a couple of hooligans such as yourself can take me? I dare you to try!
|Zach|SUPER ETHICAL BOSS FIGHT, BOBBY!
|Bobby|This is the type of conflict you live for, Zach.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Four Outro"
|Bobby|And, like that, Phillipe Loren, former head of the Syndicate, is dead. Again. Zach, that was a helluva match.
|Zach|Indeed it was, Bobby. Drama, comedy, pathos, and gallons of blood. Everything that makes this sport the sweet science.
|Bobby|Wrong sport, Zach, but I know what you mean.
|Johnny Gat|This...getting a little weird for anyone else or just me?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.
|Playa - Female 2|Uh. Yeah. Matthew, get us out of here.
|Playa - Female 3|Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.
|Nolan North               |Uh. Yeah. Matt, get us out of here.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room One Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I can't even tell you how great it is having you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...
|Playa - Female 2|I cannot put into words how wonderful it is to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...
|Playa - Female 3|God, it's good to have you back, Johnny. I still can't believe it's you.
|Playa - Male 1  |I can't believe how great it is to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, it is so fuckin' great to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well... you know.
|Playa - Male 3  |It is so fucking brilliant to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...
|Nolan North               |I can't believe how great it is to have you back, Johnny. When we thought you were dead, well...
}}
|Johnny Gat|I can't believe you actually thought a trans-Euro piece of shit like Phillipe Loren would ever get the best of me.
|Playa|Losing you just about broke Shaundi.
|Johnny Gat|Yo, it was no picnic for me either being stuck in that Zinyak fucker's torture porn.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room One Convo2"
|Johnny Gat|Y'know, being stuck in that fucked-up sidescroller all that time, reliving Aisha's death all day every day, it gave me a lot of perspective.
|Playa|Perspective? On what?
|Johnny Gat|Shit, man, everything. Look, I'm trying to have a moment here. Don't ruin it. I'm just saying that when you're forced to relive the worst fucking thing in your life a million times, you can't help but feel...different.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Different, huh? How?
|Playa - Female 2|Different, eh? How so?
|Playa - Female 3|Different? What do you mean?
|Playa - Male 1  |Different how?
|Playa - Male 2  |What do you mean different?
|Playa - Male 3  |Different? How so?
|Nolan North               |Different how?
}}
|Johnny Gat|Well, I appreciate things now. Like murdering these fools instead of the same generic Ronin and Vice Kings over and over. Before, I would have taken that for granted.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room One Convo3"
|Johnny Gat|I heard Kinzie talk about all of these simulations being based on people's personal nightmares. Mine was fucking obvious but I'm curious what yours was.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh, y'know. 1950s sitcom.
|Playa - Female 2|1950s television sitcom.
|Playa - Female 3|It was a...1950s sitcom.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, y'know. 1950s sitcom.
|Playa - Male 2  |It was *sigh* a 1950s sitcom.
|Playa - Male 3  |Uh...classic American television.
|Nolan North               |Oh, y'know. 1950s sitcom.
}}
|Johnny Gat|What?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|When I close my eyes, I can still hear the laugh track...
|Playa - Female 2|I couldn't swear, I couldn't shoot anything...
|Playa - Female 3|The music...oh dear god, the music...
|Playa - Male 1  |Non-conformity, nobody swears, no violence--
|Playa - Male 2  |A world where nobody kills? WHAT THE HELL?
|Playa - Male 3  |You shoulda seen what I was wearing...
|Nolan North               |Non-conformity, nobody swears, no violence--
}}
|Johnny Gat|No, I get it. Geez. That's fucking terrible. *shudder*
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room One Convo4"
|Johnny Gat|So why aren't you in that sitcom anymore? What's so scary about a fucked-up version of a rust belt city like Steelport?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Zinyak thinks being in a town where the Saints don't run things is enough to break me.
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak believes being stuck in a town where I don't call the shots is going to break me.
|Playa - Female 3|Zinyak has it in his head that being somewhere without money and power is gonna break me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Zinyak thinks being in a town where the Saints don't run things is enough to break me.
|Playa - Male 2  |Zinyak thinks putting me in a place where I don't have my crew is gonna break me.
|Playa - Male 3  |Zinyak thinks putting me in a town where I have nothing is enough to break me.
|Nolan North               |Zinyak thinks being in a town where the Saints don't run things is enough to break me.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Heh. Is it?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, I don't think so. I started with nothing but I can always rebuild.
|Playa - Female 2|You honestly believe a place exists where I don't call the shots?
|Playa - Female 3|Heh. Zinyak thinks so but he's in for a rude awakening.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit no. Give me a town the Saints don't run and we'll just take it over anyway.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck no. If I don't have my crew then I'll get my crew.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ha! You kidding? Where some see nothing, I see opportunity.
|Nolan North               |Shit no. Give me a town the Saints don't run and we'll just take it over anyway.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Heh. Respect.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room One Prize"
|Bobby|Great job on the killing floor by the dream team.
|Johnny Gat|Yeah, that was great. Wait, there's more to this?
|Zach|What's that?!
|Bobby|You heard the man. Play progresses to the second round!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Three Convo"
|Johnny Gat|How you holding up, huh?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fine.  Just fine.
|Playa - Female 2|Fine.  Why do you ask?
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, I'm just peachy.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, I'm just fine.
|Playa - Male 2  |Doing great.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right as rain.
|Nolan North               |Oh, I'm just fine.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Not getting tired? Sure you don't need a break?
|Playa|Sure you're going to make it through this without taking a mortal wound?
|Johnny Gat|No guarantees.
|Johnny Gat|Oh, you wanna start bringing up shit, we can talk about that stank-ass perfume, the oversized marital aids, and that purple cat Pierce was trying to breed.
|Playa|Hey, he came close that one time!
|Johnny Gat|Yo dude, grape Saints Flow dumped on your fur is not a hereditary trait.
|Playa|But what if it was.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Three Convo1"
|Johnny Gat|Speaking of the old days, you ever hear anything about that asshole Dex? Or Troy? Or...man, that mechanic with the funny hair. What was his name?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Nick? Stephen? Darren?
|Playa - Female 2|The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?
|Playa - Female 3|The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Nick? Stephen? Darren?
|Playa - Male 1  |The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?
|Playa - Male 2  |The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?
|Playa - Male 3  |The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Nick? Stephen? Darren?
|Nolan North               |The guy with the spike on his head? Oh yeah. Jeff? Zavian? Damien?
}}
|Johnny Gat|That's really gonna bother me now. What the fuck was that dude's name?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Was it Brad? Stewart? Dominic?
|Playa - Female 2|Was it Will? Scott? Nate?
|Playa - Female 3|Was it Will? Scott? Nate?
|Playa - Male 1  |Was it Brad? Stewart? Dominic?
|Playa - Male 2  |Was it Brad? Stewart? Dominic?
|Playa - Male 3  |Was it Will? Scott? Nate?
|Nolan North               |Was it Brad? Stewart? Dominic?
}}
|Johnny Gat|Shit. Right on the tip of my tongue too...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?
|Playa - Female 2|Bryan? Neil? Anoop?
|Playa - Female 3|Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?
|Playa - Male 1  |Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?
|Playa - Male 2  |Bryan? Neil? Anoop?
|Playa - Male 3  |Bryan? Neil? Anoop?
|Nolan North               |Jimmy? Alvan? Tony?
}}
|Johnny Gat|This is gonna bug me all night.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Three Convo2"
|Johnny Gat|Hey, about Shaundi... I know me disappearing like that had to be hard on her. It's obvious she ain't the carefree girl she was back in Stilwater.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No, no she's not.
|Playa - Female 2|No. No, she's not.
|Playa - Female 3|No, she's most definitely not.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, man, she's really not.
|Playa - Male 2  |Indeed. She's change a lot.
|Playa - Male 3  |Lord, ain't that the truth.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, well, how could she be?
}}
|Johnny Gat|Yeah.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.
|Playa - Female 2|But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.
|Playa - Female 3|But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.
|Playa - Male 1  |And she's not the only person hurt by your death, Johnny.
|Playa - Male 2  |But she's not the only one who got tore up by your death, Johnny?
|Playa - Male 3  |But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.
|Nolan North               |But she's not the only one who got fucked up by your death, Johnny.
}}
|Johnny Gat|I don't know, Pierce seems fine.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce has drank so much Saints Flow, I don't think he can feel anything.
|Playa - Female 2|Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce drinks so much Saints Flow, he can no longer show emotion.
|Playa - Male 1  |Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce has drank so much Saints Flow, I don't think he *can* die.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.
|Nolan North               |Shit, I don't think Pierce's own death is gonna break his stride.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Look. I know how you felt. I had nobody on my side in that fucking Simulation. And half the fun of murdering is doing it alongside a friend.
|Playa|{{*}}laughing*
|Johnny Gat|{{*}}laughing*
|Matt Miller|Oh you two...
|Playa|Oh Jesus.
|Johnny Gat|Now can we quit being pussies and shoot these fucking mascots?
|Matt Miller|I hope you don't mind but I took this opportunity to create something special for you two.
|Matt Miller|Well, more for Johnny, really.
|Johnny Gat|Should I be concerned?
|Matt Miller|You'll find out soon.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Three Gatpowers"
|Johnny Gat|Hold up. Before we go. Yo Matt! Hook me up with some super powers.
|Matt Miller|Really?
|Johnny Gat|But don't turn me into a fucking toilet.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Three"
|Johnny Gat|Fuckin' A.
|Johnny Gat|Yo, whenever you're ready.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two Controls"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, this isn't funny! What the hell are you doing?
|Playa - Female 2|Dammit, Matthew!  What the hell are you doing?
|Playa - Female 3|Come on, Matt! What's the hold up?
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, dammit! What the hell are you doing?
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, goddammit! What are you doing?
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt, you little shit! What are you doing?
|Nolan North               |Matt, dammit! What the hell are you doing?
}}
|Matt Miller|Oh gee, I don't know what happened...
|Johnny Gat|Hehehe. You wear it well.
|Playa|JUST FIX IT.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two Convo"
|Johnny Gat|Yo, so fill me in. What's been going on lately?
|Playa|Y'know. Took out some terrorists, became the President of the United States. Rolled back the national debt, got to fly Air Force One.
|Johnny Gat|Yeah, yeah yeah. What about before that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Before that was Steelport. You missed the Luchadores, evil hackers, and European assholes in black suits.
|Playa - Female 2|Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and Men with black suits and nice accents.
|Playa - Female 3|Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hacker dudes, and European assholes in black suits.
|Playa - Male 1  |Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and European assholes in black suits.
|Playa - Male 2  |Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and European assholes in black suits.
|Playa - Male 3  |Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and gents from the Continent in black suits.
|Nolan North               |Before that was Steelport. Luchadores, evil hackers, and European assholes in black suits.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Luchadores? What, you mean wrestlers?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Uh-huh.
|Playa - Female 2|Oui.
|Playa - Female 3|Yes sir.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah.
|Playa - Male 2  |Right, yeah.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's right.
|Nolan North               |Yep.
}}
|Johnny Gat|And I thought Stilwater had some fucked up gangs. Yo, what about Phillipe?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|He was our number one target. But we couldn't just stop with him.
|Playa - Female 2|He was our top target, but these things take on a life of their own.
|Playa - Female 3|You better believe we killed him first. After that, though...
|Playa - Male 1  |He was our number one target. But you know how that shit goes.
|Playa - Male 2  |He was Saints Enemy number one. But you know how that shit goes.
|Playa - Male 3  |He was our principal target, but it turned out plenty more people needed killing.
|Nolan North               |He was our number one target. But you know how that shit goes.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Yeah, you can't go after one without taking on the whole town.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Fortunately we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...
|Playa - Female 2|Fortunately, we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...
|Playa - Female 3|Good news is that we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg and...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, luckily we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and--
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, good thing we had Kinzie and Zimos and Oleg and all them motherfuckers. It was just... crazy.
|Playa - Male 3  |Good thing we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...
|Nolan North               |Luckily we had Kinzie, and Zimos, and Oleg, and...
}}
|Johnny Gat|Zimos and Oleg? Are they on the ship too?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No. I don't know if Zimos made it but Oleg is... well...
|Playa - Female 2|No. I don't know if Zimos made it but Oleg is... well...
|Playa - Female 3|No. I don't know if Zimos made it but Oleg is... well...
|Playa - Male 1  |No. I don't know if Zimos made it but Oleg is... well...
|Playa - Male 2  |No. I don't know if Zimos made it but Oleg is...well...
|Playa - Male 3  |No. I don't know if Zimos made it but Oleg is...well...
|Nolan North               |No. I don't know if Zimos made it but Oleg is...well...
}}
|Johnny Gat|Shit, man. With a name like Oleg, I bet he was a big motherfucker.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.
|Playa - Female 2|First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.
|Playa - Female 3|First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.
|Playa - Male 1  |First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.
|Playa - Male 2  |Man, first time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.
|Playa - Male 3  |First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into a big machine.
|Nolan North               |First time I met Oleg, he was naked and strapped into this big machine.
}}
|Johnny Gat|All right, yo. Yo. Steelport sounds like a party town.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two Convo2"
|Johnny Gat|So this new crew. They're good?
|Playa|Well nobody could replace you, Johnny.
|Johnny Gat|Heh. Bite me. No, I'm serious. Lots of new faces wearing purple these days.
|Playa|Kinzie's really smart. It kinda freaks me out how she always knows so much more than everyone else. But we wouldn't be able to take the fight to Zinyak without her.
|Johnny Gat|What about that Matt kid? Were he and Kinzie a thing?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh god, Johnny! Don't even say that. Don't put that in my head.
|Playa - Female 2|Despite Matthew's best effort, I don't believe so.
|Playa - Female 3|No. No way. Though I bet there's some fanfiction out there....
|Playa - Male 1  |What? Oh god no! Oh shit, man. Don't even put that in my head.
|Playa - Male 2  |What?! Oh shit. Fuck. No, man. Just..no. Uh-uh.
|Playa - Male 3  |What?! Great. Thanks a tonne, mate. Now that image is in my head.
|Nolan North               |What? Oh god no! Oh shit, man. Don't even put that in my head.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two Convo3"
|Johnny Gat|How about Asha? What's her deal?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, that's a good question. She doesn't really talk herself much.
|Playa - Female 2|Good question. Asha really doesn't talk about her past.
|Playa - Female 3|She's as guarded as a vault and doesn't like to chit-chat.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's a good question. She doesn't really dive into her past much.
|Playa - Male 2  |She's a professional spy, man. She doesn't say shit about shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Good question. Asha doesn't like bringing up her past.
|Nolan North               |That's a good question. She doesn't really dive into her past much.
}}
|Johnny Gat|She's good though, right?
|Playa|Feeling a little competition there, Johnny?
|Johnny Gat|No but she seems to.
|Playa|I guess she's not used to having competition when it comes to being the team badass.
|Johnny Gat|Heh. Neither am I.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two Convo4"
|Johnny Gat|Alright. I gotta know. Keith David? How the hell did that happen?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I figured he's Keith David, y'know? He can play anything. Even the VP.
|Playa - Female 2|I figured it was better to have a man with that much charisma running with me than against me.
|Playa - Female 3|I considered a lot of people but in the end Keith David was the right man for the job.
|Playa - Male 1  |I looked at a lot of candidates but, y'know, when Keith David says he wants to be on your team, you don't say no.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, after talking with a bunch of folks, I decided the last thing I wanted in a running mate was a politician.
|Playa - Male 3  |How does Keith David ever happen? He asked, I said yes.
|Nolan North               |I looked at a lot of candidates but, y'know, when Keith David says he wants to be on your team, you don't say no.
}}
|Johnny Gat|Yeah, sure, but doesn't he remind you of--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I know, I know. But don't mention that to Keith. He's sensitive.
|Playa - Female 2|Oh please. Do not bring that up. He really doesn't like that.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, don't bring that up. He hates when people do that.
|Playa - Male 1  |Don't even go there. He hates when people bring that up.
|Playa - Male 2  |Do not tell him that. It really bugs him when folks say that.
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, I know but Keith really doesn't like it when folks mention that.
|Nolan North               |Don't even go there. He hates when people bring that up.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two Hunters"
|Zach|Look at this! The Genki Girls have entered the arena!
|Bobby|I can't wait to see the carnage!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two Intro"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, flip my powers back to "On."
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, flip my superhero switch back to "On."
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, get on it!
|Playa - Male 1  |Hey, Matt, flip my superhero switch back to "On."
|Playa - Male 2  |Hey, Matt, flip my powers back on.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey, Matt, turn my powers back on.
|Nolan North               |Hey, Matt, flip my superhero switch back to "On."
}}
|Matt Miller|Fiiine. Though it hardly seems fair.
}}

{{quote|We should be fine now!|Matt Miller, "MOL JG 01 Room Two Powers"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two Prize"
|Bobby|BONUS ROUND!
|Johnny Gat|You in?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Oh yeah.
|Playa - Female 2|But of course.
|Playa - Female 3|You bet your sweet ass I am.
|Playa - Male 1  |Hell yeah.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck yeah.
|Playa - Male 3  |You have to ask?
|Nolan North               |Hell yeah.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Room Two"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|MATT! You are seriously working my nerves!
|Playa - Female 2|MATTHEW! Stop messing around!
|Playa - Female 3|MATT! Quit screwing around!
|Playa - Male 1  |MATT! Quit fucking around!
|Playa - Male 2  |MATT! I'm serious!
|Playa - Male 3  |MATT! Quit mucking about!
|Nolan North               |MATT! Quit fucking around!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL JG 01 Start Phonecall"
|Phone Call|Hello?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey Matt, let's show Johnny some of what he missed while he was away. Think you can recreate Professor Death Cat's Murder Maze?
|Playa - Female 2|Matt, I want to show Johnny some of what he missed not being in Steelport. Can you recreate some Murder Time Fun Time for us?
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, darling, Johnny's been cooped up for ages. How about we do something nice for him and recreate Genki's torture-maze?
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, Johnny's been cooped up for a long time. I'd like to do something nice for him. Any chance you can recreate the mad professor's murder maze?
|Playa - Male 2  |Matthew, Johnny must be going mad with so few people to kill. Do you think you could recreate Genkibowl for us?
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt, I'd sure love to give Johnny a taste of what Steelport had to offer. Would you be kind enough to do us up some Murder Time Fun Time?
|Nolan North               |Matt, Johnny's been cooped up for a long time. I'd like to do something nice for him. Any chance you can recreate the mad professor's murder maze?
}}
|Phone Call|Genkibowl! Oh absolutely. I'll only need a moment.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Great. Have Johnny meet me there.
|Playa - Female 2|Excellent. Please have Johnny meet me there.
|Playa - Female 3|Perfect. Tell Johnny to meet me there.
|Playa - Male 1  |Sounds good. Have Johnny meet me there.
|Playa - Male 2  |Good. Tell Johnny to meet me there.
|Playa - Male 3  |Right. I'll meet up with Johnny there.
|Nolan North               |Sounds good. Have Johnny meet me there.
}} }}


MOL KZ - Kinzie's Adventures[]

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That was the sort of thing I expect from ME, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|Very fierce, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 3|Wow.
|Playa - Male 1  |That was, like, total action-movie badass, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinzie, swag.
|Playa - Male 3  |That was...disturbingly hot, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |That was total action-movie badass, Kinzie.
}}
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm surprised you had it in you.
|Playa - Female 2|I had no idea you were capable of that.
|Playa - Female 3|You sure got moxie, girl.
|Playa - Male 1  |I had no idea you had that in you.
|Playa - Male 2  |Didn't know you had that in you.
|Playa - Male 3  |What more lurks within you, I wonder?
|Nolan North               |I had no idea you had that in you.
}}
|Kinzie|I am a formally-trained federal agent, you know.
|Kinzie|Either way, I think I've worked it out of my system. Thank you.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Disappear"
|Kinzie|Shit, he blinked out on us!
|Kinzie|He vanished again! Get ready!
|Kinzie|Gah! I wish he'd stop disappearing!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Face2Face Intro"
|Cyrus|Hey, Kinzie, are you still trying to fight a man's fight?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ooh. Cyrus. Bad mistake.
|Playa - Female 2|Ooh. Cyrus. You should not have said that.
|Playa - Female 3|Ooh. Cyrus. You're gonna want to take that back.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ooh. Cyrus. That was a mistake.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ooh. Cyrus. You're gonna wish you could take that one back.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ooh. Cyrus. Not your smartest move.
|Nolan North               |Ooh. Cyrus. That was a mistake.
}}
|Kinzie|Hurt him. But save the last hit for me.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Since when was Cyrus this sexist?
|Playa - Female 2|I do not recall Cyrus being this sexist.
|Playa - Female 3|I don't think Cyrus was sexist. His number two was a woman.
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't remember Cyrus being this sexist.
|Playa - Male 2  |Was Cyrus really that sexist?
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't recall Cyrus being so sexist.
|Nolan North               |I don't remember Cyrus being this sexist.
}}
|Kinzie|Admittedly, my mental projection of him may be a bit skewed.
|Playa|A bit?
|Kinzie|He held me hostage. What, are you on his side now?!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|No, ma'am.
|Playa - Female 2|No, mademoiselle.
|Playa - Female 3|No, hon.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, ma'am.
|Playa - Male 2  |Never.
|Playa - Male 3  |No, luv.
|Nolan North               |No, ma'am.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Intro"
|Kinzie|HERE HE COMES. He's in a jet!
|Kinzie|I hope you're ready for this!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ready's my middle name--
|Playa - Female 2|I am always ready--
|Playa - Female 3|I was born ready--
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm always ready--
|Playa - Male 2  |When am I ever NOT ready?
|Playa - Male 3  |Ready, steady--
|Nolan North               |I'm always ready--
}}
|Kinzie|NOT YOU. HIM.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Intro Tease"
|Cyrus|Hey, little lady, glad you're okay.
|Cyrus|Can't wait to take you back to where you belong--THE KITCHEN.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Jet Death"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Looks like that took care of him.
|Playa - Female 2|I assume that explosion took care of him.
|Playa - Female 3|No way he's surviving that explosion.
|Playa - Male 1  |Well. That explosion should take care of him.
|Playa - Male 2  |I bet that took care of him.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well. That explosion should take care of him.
|Nolan North               |Well. That explosion should take care of him.
}}
|Kinzie|Don't bet on it. I know he's still here somewhere.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Killing Blow"
|Kinzie|It ends here, Temple.
|Kinzie|You hungry? EAT THIS.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Mock"
|Cyrus|All this fighting's making me hungry. Go fix us a sandwich, wouldja?
|Cyrus|C'mon, girl, just give up already.
|Cyrus|Typical. Having SOMEONE ELSE fight your battles for you.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Cyrus Reinforcements"
|Cyrus|See if you can handle this!
|Cyrus|Guards! To me!
|Cyrus|Once more for old time's sake!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Encourage"
|Kinzie|TAKE OUT EVERYTHING.
|Kinzie|UH! YEAH!
|Kinzie|Yeah! TAKE THAT CYRUS!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Island Arrive"
|Kinzie|Blow everything up!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well.  Someone sure is excited about taking the fight to the enemy.
|Playa - Female 2|I have never seen you so keen on destruction.
|Playa - Female 3|Honey, this is the first time I've seen you out for blood like this.
|Playa - Male 1  |I've never seen you so excited about wanton destruction.
|Playa - Male 2  |Never seen you so excited about blowing up shit.
|Playa - Male 3  |Y'know, if I'd known wanton destruction got you this excited...
|Nolan North               |I've never seen you so excited about wanton destruction.
}}
|Kinzie|Just get in a tank already!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Reporting for duty.
|Playa - Female 2|Oui, mon capitan.
|Playa - Female 3|Aye, aye, cap'n.
|Playa - Male 1  |Aye, aye, cap'n.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sir, yes, sir!
|Playa - Male 3  |Ours is not to question why...
|Nolan North               |Aye, aye, cap'n.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Island End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Honesty, Kinzie, you are starting to scare me.
|Playa - Female 2|I must confess, Kinzie, you are starting to scare me.
|Playa - Female 3|Damn, sugar, you are really creeping me out.
|Playa - Male 1  |Not gonna lie, Kinzie. You're kinda freaking me out.
|Playa - Male 2  |Dial it back, Kinzie.  I don't like seeing you like this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Easy, girl, don't go off the deep end.
|Nolan North               |Not gonna lie, Kinzie. You're kinda freaking me out.
}}
|Kinzie|I thought you'd appreciate me getting into death and destruction.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Kinzie Goes Nuclear"
|Kinzie|That's it! I've had it! I'm...oh shit. What's happening? I think I'm--
|Kinzie|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
}}

{{quote|Aaargh! I will not be your fucking slave you piece of shit! Aaarrgh! I'm done.|Kinzie, "MOL KZ 01 Kinzie Kills Cyrus"}}

{{quote|Cyrus Temple. That government thug has been a thorn in my side for far too long. As if he wasn't bad enough in real life, the even more messed-up virtual one has invaded the simulation. We're going to Sierra Point to destroy his base and end him once and for all.|Kinzie, "MOL KZ 01 Mission"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?
|Playa - Female 2|Is Cyrus really all that bad?
|Playa - Female 3|You really think he's that big a problem?
|Playa - Male 1  |Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?
|Playa - Male 2  |It's just Cyrus.  How bad can this be?
|Playa - Male 3  |Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?
|Nolan North               |Is Cyrus really that bad of a guy?
}}
|Kinzie|ARE YOU KIDDING ME HE'S--
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whoa, there.  Kidding. Why are you so pissed off?
|Playa - Female 2|I am only joking. I do not see why you are so angry.
|Playa - Female 3|Easy now, I'm on your side.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm joking. I've just never seen you this angry.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just kidding, Kinzie. I've just never seen you this angry.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm taking the piss, Kinzie.  Come on, why are you so cross?
|Nolan North               |I'm joking. I've just never seen you this angry.
}}
|Kinzie|You saw what he put me in. You saw.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Ride to Island"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Huh. Here I am thinking this might be about the time he tried to nuke the US.
|Playa - Female 2|Foolish me,  I thought this might be about him trying to blow up America.
|Playa - Female 3|And I here I thought this might be about him trying to wipe out America.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, for a second I thought this had to do with him attacking America.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh, I thought this might be about him, y'know, trying to blow up America.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, I thought this might be about him, y'know, trying to blow up America.
|Nolan North               |Oh, for a second I thought this had to do with him attacking America.
}}
|Kinzie|THAT Cyrus is dead. THIS Cyrus is running rampant in the simulation. I've managed to shut him down each time before things got too hairy but he's getting stronger, bolder, and it's time for him to stop.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Cyrus is breaking into the simulation and this the first I've heard of it?
|Playa - Female 2|Why have I not heard until now that Cyrus is breaking into the simulation?
|Playa - Female 3|Hang on -- Cyrus can break into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?
|Playa - Male 1  |Cyrus has been breaking into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait, this is the first I'm hearing that Cyrus is breaking into the simulation.
|Playa - Male 3  |Cyrus breaks into the simulation and you wait till now to tell me?
|Nolan North               |Cyrus has been breaking into the simulation? Why is this the first I've heard of it?
}}
|Kinzie|I guess I thought you were a little busy freeing your friends, avenging the Earth, and tracking down a maniacal alien overlord.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Let's not forget saving hackers from a fate worse than bobby socks.
|Playa - Female 2|Add your rescue to the long list of things I was too busy doing.
|Playa - Female 3|I was also busy saving a computer geek from a life of hand jiving.
|Playa - Male 1  |And saving brilliant hackers from becoming June Cleaver.
|Playa - Male 2  |I was also busy saving my favorite hacker from a lifetime of bad sweaters.
|Playa - Male 3  |And saving snarky hackers from wholesome family programming.
|Nolan North               |And saving brilliant hackers from becoming June Cleaver.
}}
|Kinzie|Yes. And that.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Start Phonecall"
|Phone Call|We have a problem that needs immediate attention. See me as soon as you can.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sounds like trouble.
|Playa - Female 2|This sounds urgent.
|Playa - Female 3|Seems serious.
|Playa - Male 1  |You sound serious.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sounds bad.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sounds urgent.
|Nolan North               |Sounds serious.
}}
|Phone Call|It is.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL KZ 01 Tank Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So tell me how Cyrus Temple can break into this simulation?
|Playa - Female 2|So how exactly does Cyrus break into this simulation?
|Playa - Female 3|So you want to tell me how Cyrus breaks into this simulation?
|Playa - Male 1  |So how is it Cyrus is able to keep breaking into this simulation?
|Playa - Male 2  |So how does Cyrus keep breaking into this simulation?
|Playa - Male 3  |Tell us, Kinzie, how's someone like Cyrus able to break into this simulation?
|Nolan North               |So how is it Cyrus is able to keep breaking into this simulation?
}}
|Kinzie|This incarnation of Cyrus came from my subconscious. I can only assume he took some of my knowledge about how this whole thing works with him.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?
|Playa - Female 2|No offense, Kinzie, but that sounds, how you say, "bonkers."
|Playa - Female 3|Do you realize how nutty that sounds?
|Playa - Male 1  |Do you realize how crazy that sounds?
|Playa - Male 2  |You do know that sounds crazy, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |Surely you realize that sounds a bit daft?
|Nolan North               |Do you realize how crazy that sounds?
}}
|Kinzie|Do you realize how crazy everything since we were abducted from the White House sounds?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm just trying to roll with the punches and not dwell on the absurdity.
|Playa - Female 2|Truly it seems we have gone through the looking glass.
|Playa - Female 3|I find it best to not worry too hard about that.
|Playa - Male 1  |I find it best to not think too hard about it.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm doing a pretty good job NOT thinking about that.
|Playa - Male 3  |Okay, you've got a good point there.
|Nolan North               |I find it best to not think too hard about it.
}} }}


MOL MM - Nytefall[]

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Bike Chase"
|NyteBlayde|Onward toward battle!
|Matt Miller|So what do you think?  You have to be having some fun.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You think so, huh?
|Playa - Female 2|Is that a serious question?
|Playa - Female 3|Y'think?
|Playa - Male 1  |I do?
|Playa - Male 2  |Seriously?
|Playa - Male 3  |What?
|Nolan North               |I do?
}}
|Matt Miller|At least a little bit?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|When is killing zombies not fun?  That's why they're called zombies.
|Playa - Female 2|Well, I guess there are worse things than killing zombies...
|Playa - Female 3|I suppose killing zombies IS kinda fun...
|Playa - Male 1  |Killing zombies is never not fun, Matt. That's why they're called zombies.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well...the killing zombies part was okay.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well...I guess I can't complain about killing zombies.
|Nolan North               |Killing zombies is never not fun, Matt. That's why they're called zombies.
}}
|Matt Miller|I knew you were having a good time!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So you really built this simulation for Asha?
|Playa - Female 2|So Asha is the one who commissioned this simulation?
|Playa - Female 3|So...you built this simulation with Asha in mind?
|Playa - Male 1  |Was this simulation really made for Asha?
|Playa - Male 2  |Was this simulation seriously made for Asha?
|Playa - Male 3  |Did you seriously make this simulation for Asha?
|Nolan North               |Was this simulation really made for Asha?
}}
|Matt Miller|Originally? Yes.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I wonder why she would reject such a masterpiece?
|Playa - Female 2|I cannot imagine why she would eject it.
|Playa - Female 3|Why in the world would she ever reject it?
|Playa - Male 1  |Why did she reject it?
|Playa - Male 2  |Then why'd she reject it?
|Playa - Male 3  |And she rejected it?
|Nolan North               |Why did she reject it?
}}
|Matt Miller|Asha doesn't appreciate the rich fiction of the NyteBlayde universe.
|Matt Miller|She called it "Paranormal Bromance."
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Bummer.
|Playa - Female 2|My condolensces Matthew.
|Playa - Female 3|Some people just don't understand.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm sorry, Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sorry, man.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sorry, mate.
|Nolan North               |I'm sorry, Matt.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Casino Arrive"
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|Playa - Female 1|Ah, the Three-Count. You even got the smell right -- that delicate balance of mildew and desperation.
|Playa - Female 2|Ah, the Three-Count. Whether I am playing roulette here, or just cracking the safe, it is always a good time.
|Playa - Female 3|Well whaddya know, we're at the Three-Count! Matt, you sure know how to show a girl a good time.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ah, the Three-Count. Seems every time I'm here, I never have time to just sit back and enjoy the games... and I get the herp!
|Playa - Male 2  |So you set this at the Three-Count, huh? Seems like every time I'm here, I go home with emoty pockets...and a burning sensation when I urinate.
|Playa - Male 3  |Ah, the Three-Count -- where the one-armed bandits are sometimes literally one-armed bandits.
|Nolan North               |Ah, the Three-Count. Seems every time I'm here, I never have time to just sit back and enjoy the games... and I get the herp!
}}
|Matt Miller|Loosest slots in Steelport.
|Matt Miller|Okay. Here comes trouble!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Casino Complete"
|Phone Call|Good work, you two. Especially you, Matt.
|Matt Miller|Thank you, NyteBlayde.
|Phone Call|The bad news is the Cardinal is not in the Three-Count as we originally thought.
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|Playa - Female 1|{{*}}sigh* I shoulda known.
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh* And where is he?
|Playa - Female 3|Aw, no.  We're gonna go exploring now, ain't we?
|Playa - Male 1  |{{*}}sigh* So where is he?
|Playa - Male 2  |{{*}}sigh* 'Course he's not. So where do we gotta go now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Right.  So where IS he?
|Nolan North               |{{*}}sigh* So where is he?
}}
|Phone Call|Meet me outside the casino. I'm on my way.
|Matt Miller|OH MY GOD NYTEBLAYDE IS ON HIS WAY.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Cyprian Attack"
|Phone Call|Swords up, brothers! The Cyprian Order is on our tail!
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|Playa - Female 1|Blindsided while we look for the bad guy?  Not bad, Matt. Good escalation of conflict.
|Playa - Female 2|An attack en route to the main villain. Bravo, Matthew. Nice story structure.
|Playa - Female 3|Bushwhacked while we look for the villain? Nice plot twist, Matt.
|Playa - Male 1  |Attacked en route to the main villain. Nicely played, Matt. Good escalation of conflict.
|Playa - Male 2  |Ambushed on the way to the main villain. Nice, Matt. Good rising action.
|Playa - Male 3  |So the villain had a trap waiting for us?  Nicely played, Matt. Good reversal of expectation.
|Nolan North               |Attacked en route to the main villain. Nicely played, Matt. Good escalation of conflict.
}}
|Matt Miller|Uh. Thank you.
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|Playa - Female 1|What's the Cyprian Order? I'm not exactly a NyteBlayde fan.
|Playa - Female 2|I am not well versed on NyteBlayde fiction. Who are the Cyprian Order?
|Playa - Female 3|I'm not exactly current on the NyteBlayde universe. Who are the Cyprian Order?
|Playa - Male 1  |So I'm not really up to date on NyteBlayde fiction. Who are the Cyprian Order again?
|Playa - Male 2  |So I'm not really a NyteBlayde fan. What's the Cyprian Order?
|Playa - Male 3  |Right, what's this Cyprian Order, then?  I'm not the world's biggest NyteBlayde fan.
|Nolan North               |So I'm not really up to date on NyteBlayde fiction. Who are the Cyprian Order again?
}}
|Matt Miller|The Cyprian Order are a sect of brave soldiers waging a clandestine war against the creatures of the night.
|Matt Miller|Franklyn Nyte was a member of the Order until he succumbed to the dark embrace and was turned into one such creature: a vampire.
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|Playa - Female 1|Okay, so the Cyprian Order hunts NyteBlayde even though he used to be with them?
|Playa - Female 2|So now NyteBlayde is hunted by the Order he belonged to?
|Playa - Female 3|And so the Cyprian Order are after NyteBlayde even though he was one of 'em?
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, okay. Now the Cyprian Order hunt NyteBlayde too?
|Playa - Male 2  |And now the Cyprians are after NyteBlayde too?
|Playa - Male 3  |Now the Order is trying to kill their former member?
|Nolan North               |Now the Cyprian Order hunt NyteBlayde too?
}}
|Matt Miller|That's right.
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|Playa - Female 1|But NyteBlayde still fights vampires, right? Plus the Cyprian Order?
|Playa - Female 2|But NyteBlayde still hunts the vampires? Despite being an enemy the Cyprian Order?
|Playa - Female 3|But NyteBlayde still fights vampires? On top of fighting the Cyprian Order?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, okay. But NyteBlayde still fights vampires? Along with fighting the Cyprian Order?
|Playa - Male 2  |But NyteBlayde still fights vampires...AND the Cyprian Order?
|Playa - Male 3  |So NyteBlayde fights vampires...AND he fights the Cyprian Order?
|Nolan North               |But NyteBlayde still fights vampires? Along with fighting the Cyprian Order?
}}
|Matt Miller|Correct.
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|Playa - Female 1|That's sounds...better than expected.
|Playa - Female 2|That's sounds...like it is dripping with irony.
|Playa - Female 3|That's sounds...like a hoot.
|Playa - Male 1  |That sounds... compelling.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's sounds...kinda cool.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's sounds like bloody nonsense...but fun nonsense.
|Nolan North               |That's sounds...compelling.
}}
|Matt Miller|It's a dramatic work that's exemplar of the form.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 First Wave"
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|Playa - Female 1|This is the army of minions you mentioned? They're freakin' zombies, Matt.
|Playa - Female 2|You mentioned an army of minions, Matthew.  You said nothing of zombies.
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, honey, these are zombies.  Who on earth has an army of zombies?
|Playa - Male 1  |This is the army of minions? Zombies? Who has an army of zombies?
|Playa - Male 2  |You said we'd be fighting an army of minions.  These are zombies, Matt.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hang on, mate, you said we'd fight an army of "minions."  But who keeps an army of zombies?
|Nolan North               |This is the army of minions? Zombies? Who has an army of zombies?
}}
|Matt Miller|You, uh, have to be prepared for anything.
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|Playa - Female 1|I don't think zombies are exactly relevant to fighting Zinyak.
|Playa - Female 2|You expect me to believe Asha wants to practice fighting zombies?
|Playa - Female 3|There's something you're not telling me, am I right?
|Playa - Male 1  |I don't think zombies are a pressing matter, Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |I don't think zombies are our biggest problem these days.
|Playa - Male 3  |I really don't think zombies are the key to fighting Zinyak.
|Nolan North               |I don't think zombies are a pressing matter, Matt.
}} }}

{{quote|The world's greatest vigilante needs our help in drawing out his archnemesis! To do so, we must confront the foul captain's army of minions, draw out his lieutenants, until the terrible menace reveals himself! Then we must take him on in an earth-shattering final conflict!|Matt Miller, "MOL MM 01 Mission"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Mission End"
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|Playa - Female 1|Hey, if it makes any difference...
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, allow me to do this for you...
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, I just had a bright idea...
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, if it makes any difference...
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, if it makes a difference to you...
|Playa - Male 3  |Look, if it makes any difference...
|Nolan North               |Matt, if it makes any difference...
}}
|Matt Miller|Yes?
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|Playa - Female 1|As planet Earth's sole surviving world leader, this must be within my power so: I hereby assign you all rights, titles, licenses, and possible merchandise rights to the NyteBlayde property.
|Playa - Female 2|As the only living world leader from planet Earth, I hereby assign you all rights, titles, licenses and possible merchandise claims to the NyteBlayde property.
|Playa - Female 3|As probably the only surviving world leader from planet Earth, I hereby assign you all rights, titles, licenses and merchandise rights to the NyteBlayde property.
|Playa - Male 1  |As the sole living world leader from planet Earth, this is probably within my power so: I hereby assign you all rights, titles, and licenses, possible merchandise, to the NyteBlayde property.
|Playa - Male 2  |As the last living world leader from planet Earth, I think it's within my power so: I hereby assign you all rights, titles, licenses, and possible merchandise rights to the NyteBlayde property.
|Playa - Male 3  |As the Earth's sole living world leader, I'm claiming the power to assign you all rights, titles, licenses, and possible merchandise claims to the NyteBlayde property.
|Nolan North               |As the sole living world leader from planet Earth, this is probably within my power so: I hereby assign you all rights, titles, and licenses, possible merchandise, to the NyteBlayde property.
}}
|Matt Miller|You what?
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|Playa - Female 1|I do have one condition, though.
|Playa - Female 2|But there is one condition.
|Playa - Female 3|Provided you honor my one condition.
|Playa - Male 1  |On one condition.
|Playa - Male 2  |There's just one condition.
|Playa - Male 3  |Contingent on one condition...
|Nolan North               |On one condition.
}}
|Matt Miller|Of course.
|Playa|Never stop.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 No Powers Sorry"
|Matt Miller|Super powers like yours don't exist in the this universe so...you won't be able to use them.
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|Playa - Female 1|FINE. Just make sure this is awesome.
|Playa - Female 2|Very well. But this better be good, Matthew.
|Playa - Female 3|I suppose I should have expected that.
|Playa - Male 1  |{{*}}sigh* This simulation better be awesome, Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |Are you serious? FINE. I always have my guns.
|Playa - Male 3  |This simulation better be killer, Matt.
|Nolan North               |{{*}}sigh* This simulation better be awesome, Matt.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 NyteBlayde Arrive"
|NyteBlayde|Hello, Matt. It's good to see you again.
|NyteBlayde|And you must be the protégé I've heard so much about.
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|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, that's me all right.
|Playa - Female 2|Correct.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, that'd be me.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yes. I must be.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, I must be...
|Playa - Male 3  |You got it in one.
|Nolan North               |Yes. I must be.
}}
|NyteBlayde|The Cardinal is on the move but I have good intelligence regarding his final destination.
|NyteBlayde|I'll lead you to him. Stay close but not too much. We don't want to give my nemesis too easy a target.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 NyteBlayde Fyte"
|Matt Miller|This is terrible!
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|Playa - Female 1|Focus on the mission, Matt.
|Playa - Female 2|You need to focus!
|Playa - Female 3|Don't get sidetracked.
|Playa - Male 1  |I need you to focus!
|Playa - Male 2  |FOCUS, Matt!
|Playa - Male 3  |Keep your head in the game, mate.
|Nolan North               |I need you to focus!
}}
|NyteBlayde|We could have been such close friends, Matt.
|NyteBlayde|But you stabbed me through the heart! Metaphorically.
|Matt Miller|We are going to get Zinyak for this!
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|Playa - Female 1|Sure, for this. It's not like we had other reasons for wanting Zinyak's head on a spike.
|Playa - Female 2|Yes.  For this. Because until this moment Zinyak's crimes could be forgiven.
|Playa - Female 3|Yep.  For this. I mean, up until now Zinyak didn't seem all that bad.
|Playa - Male 1  |Sure, for this. You know, because up until now Zinyak's crimes haven't been that bad.
|Playa - Male 2  |Right.  For this. 'Cause up until now Zinyak didn't seem all that bad.
|Playa - Male 3  |Too right we are. For this.  Because he hasn't really given us much cause to hate him up until now.
|Nolan North               |Sure, for this. You know, because up until now Zinyak's crimes haven't been that bad.
}}
|Matt Miller|You're not taking this seriously!
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|Playa - Female 1|I'd just rather not get killed over this, Matt.
|Playa - Female 2|I might be the only serious person here.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm just trying to keep us alive, Matt.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm trying to save our lives, Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |I'm trying to make it out of here alive, Matt.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm seriously questioning your sanity, Matt.
|Nolan North               |I'm trying to save our lives, Matt.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 NyteBlayde Turn"
|NyteBlayde|Matt Miller! I thought you were my ally!
|Matt Miller|But I am!
|NyteBlayde|Now I find you're actually a pawn of the Cardinal!
|Matt Miller|No, NyteBlayde, I would never..
|NyteBlayde|MILLER!
|Zinyak|Oooh! This is already so much better!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 NyteFyte"
|NyteBlayde|The immortal embrace empowers me!
|NyteBlayde|You are far too weak, mere human!
|NyteBlayde|You'll never have me, vile assassin!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 NyteFyte Over"
|Matt Miller|It's done! NyteBlayde has fallen.
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|Playa - Female 1|Sorry it had to go this way.
|Playa - Female 2|My apologies that it ended like this.
|Playa - Female 3|Real sorry it all turned out like this.
|Playa - Male 1  |Sorry things ended this way.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sorry it turned out this way.
|Playa - Male 3  |I regret that it ended this way.
|Nolan North               |Sorry things ended this way.
}}
|Zinyak|Huh! Typical writer. Can't stand honest critique.
|Zinyak|While my version of this story had NyteBlayde triumphant over the friend who betrayed him--a far more compelling take on the narrative I believe--I suppose you'll have this your way then.
|Matt Miller|Let's get out of here. I can't stand the way this has turned out.
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|Playa - Female 1|We're not finished.
|Playa - Female 2|We are not yet finished here.
|Playa - Female 3|We're not done, hon.
|Playa - Male 1  |We're not done yet.
|Playa - Male 2  |We're not done here.
|Playa - Male 3  |But we're not done.
|Nolan North               |We're not done yet.
}}
|Matt Miller|We're not?
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|Playa - Female 1|We're not done till you get your powers.
|Playa - Female 2|Not until you receive your powers.
|Playa - Female 3|Not till you get your powers.
|Playa - Male 1  |Not until you get your powers.
|Playa - Male 2  |You still need to get your powers.
|Playa - Male 3  |We don't leave until you get your powers.
|Nolan North               |Not until you get your powers.
}}
|Matt Miller|Powers? Powers?! How would I--you mean from NyteBlayde?
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|Playa - Female 1|The war goes on, Matt.  The creatures of the night must be defeated.   And you are just the person to take over for Franklyn Nyte.
|Playa - Female 2|The eternal struggle against the creatures of the night must continue, Matthew. Franklyn Nyte must be avenged.
|Playa - Female 3|The war ain't over against the creatures of the night.  Franklyn Nyte didn't die in vain.
|Playa - Male 1  |The fight against the creatures of the night and the fellows that turned on him must continue, Matt. Don't let Franklyn Nyte have died in vain.
|Playa - Male 2  |The war isn't over yet against the creatures of the night. You have to pick up the torch, Matt. Carry on for Franklyn Nyte.
|Playa - Male 3  |There's a war on, Matt.  The creatures of the night must be defeated. Don't let Franklyn Nyte die in vain.
|Nolan North               |The fight against the creatures of the night and the fellows that turned on him must continue, Matt. Don't let Franklyn Nyte have died in vain.
}}
|Matt Miller|So, you do understand?
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Planet Zin Arrive"
|Matt Miller|Why are we...here?
|Matt Miller|Excuse me! NyteBlayde! I thought we had to lure the Cardinal out first?
|Zinyak|I enjoyed your story well enough...
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|Playa - Female 1|Zinyak. That's not good.
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak. Merde.
|Playa - Female 3|Zinyak?  Aw, crap.
|Playa - Male 1  |Zinyak. Shit.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck.  It's Zinyak.
|Playa - Male 3  |Enter Zinyak.
|Nolan North               |Zinyak. Shit.
}}
|Zinyak|...but I thought your ending could use a little work.
|Matt Miller|What are you doing to my story?
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|Playa - Female 1|Matt, don't go near him...
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, be careful...
|Playa - Female 3|Watch it, Matt...
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, get back...
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, back up...
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt, watch out...
|Nolan North               |Matt, get back...
}}
|Matt Miller|I will not! I won't have some effete alien dictator stomping all over my expanded universe fiction!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Matt, don't go near him!
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew,be careful!
|Playa - Female 3|Watch it, Matt!
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, get back!
|Playa - Male 2  |Matt, back up!
|Playa - Male 3  |Matt, watch out!
|Nolan North               |Matt, get back!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Reluctant Matt"
|Matt Miller|I don't want to fight you, NyteBlayde!
|Matt Miller|I can't take this anymore!
|Matt Miller|Forgive me, Franklyn Nyte!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Second Wave"
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|Playa - Female 1|So whose army is this really?
|Playa - Female 2|Whose army is this, really?
|Playa - Female 3|Spill your guts, hon.  Whose army is this?
|Playa - Male 1  |Whose army did you say this was?
|Playa - Male 2  |Tell me whose army this really is.
|Playa - Male 3  |Now, whose army did you say this was?
|Nolan North               |Whose army did you say this was?
}}
|Matt Miller|His true nature is known only to a secret cabal of followers--Uh, well, um.
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|Playa - Female 1|Matt, have you seriously pulled me into some NyteBlayde fanfiction?
|Playa - Female 2|Matthew, is this NyteBlayde fanfiction?
|Playa - Female 3|This is from NyteBlayde, ain't it?  Some of that fanfiction crap?
|Playa - Male 1  |Matt, is this NyteBlayde fanfiction?
|Playa - Male 2  |Is this some home-made NyteBlayde Internet crap?
|Playa - Male 3  |This had better not be NyteBlayde fanfiction...
|Nolan North               |Matt, is this NyteBlayde fanfiction?
}}
|Matt Miller|Please! I'm not one of those forum-stalking hacks who spit out poorly-constructed, badly-edited wish-fulfillment brimming with canon-breaking Mary Sues and...
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|Playa - Female 1|So you do go trolling for that kind of thing.
|Playa - Female 2|So you are an aficionado of the genre?
|Playa - Female 3|So you know what I'm talking about?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh, so you've read it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Then you've read it.
|Playa - Male 3  |{{*}}sigh* So you do read that stuff.
|Nolan North               |So you've read it.
}}
|Matt Miller|Well of course I've read it!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Start Phonecall"
|Phone Call|I have a matter that could use your expertise.
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|Playa - Female 1|Care to elaborate?
|Playa - Female 2|And by "a matter" you mean...?
|Playa - Female 3|Could you be a bit more vague, hon?
|Playa - Male 1  |What kind of matter?
|Playa - Male 2  |What kind of matter you talking about?
|Playa - Male 3  |Go on...
|Nolan North               |What kind of matter?
}}
|Phone Call|I've devised a training simulation wherein a highly-trained vigilante has requested our assistance in clearing the city of a long-standing menace.
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|Playa - Female 1|Details, Matt. I need details.
|Playa - Female 2|That is still pretty vague.
|Playa - Female 3|Well...I asked for vague and I guess I got it.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's... vague.
|Playa - Male 2  |You're not exactly explaining yourself yet.
|Playa - Male 3  |I don't really have time to play games with you.
|Nolan North               |That's...vague.
}}
|Phone Call|I promise you that it's the finest simulation I have ever crafted.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Third Wave"
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|Playa - Female 1|You've been working on this simulation for a while, haven't you?
|Playa - Female 2|Exactly how long have you been crafting this...simulation?
|Playa - Female 3|How long have you really been working on this?
|Playa - Male 1  |How long have you been working on this simulation?
|Playa - Male 2  |Just how long have you been working on this?
|Playa - Male 3  |Why do I get the feeling you've been working this up forever?
|Nolan North               |How long have you been working on this simulation?
}}
|Matt Miller|I wrote the original short story between Seasons 2 and 3, when it seemed NyteBlayde may be retiring so he set about finding the one person who could take his place--
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|Playa - Female 1|Oh Matt. Sweet, silly Matt.
|Playa - Female 2|Ah Matthew. Sweet, sweet Matthew.
|Playa - Female 3|Shoulda known not to trust a man in eyeliner...
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh Matt. Sweet, sweet Matt.
|Playa - Male 2  |Oh Matt. Poor dumb Matt.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh Matt. You poor, poor sod...
|Nolan North               |Oh Matt. Sweet, sweet Matt.
}}
|Matt Miller|NyteBlayde has a rich cosmology merely hinted at in the television series. As with many classic genre shows, the universe belongs as much to the fans as the creators--
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|Playa - Female 1|Shut up.  I'm not judging.
|Playa - Female 2|I am not passing judgment.
|Playa - Female 3|Oh, I'm not laughing at ya.
|Playa - Male 1  |No, I'm not judging.
|Playa - Male 2  |Chill.  I'm not judging.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm not condemning you.
|Nolan North               |I'm not judging.
}}
|Matt Miller|You're not?
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|Playa - Female 1|No, I totally am. But I'm not in the mood to have this conversation right now.
|Playa - Female 2|No, I am. But this conversation I don't have time for right now.
|Playa - Female 3|Okay, maybe I am. But I let's not have this conversation right now.
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh ho, no, I am. But I really don't want to have this conversation right now.
|Playa - Male 2  |Well, I kind of am. But I'm not trying to have this conversation right now.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, of course I am. But I really don't want to have this conversation right now.
|Nolan North               |No, I am. But I really don't want to have this conversation right now.
}}
|Matt Miller|It's up to the fans to keep NyteBlayde alive. Especially now that the Earth is gone and there will never be any more official stories--
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|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, that's the worst part about losing Earth all right.
|Playa - Female 2|And what a loss it is to the world of literature.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, that's a mighty big loss there, ain't it?
|Playa - Male 1  |My condolences on your loss.
|Playa - Male 2  |Yeah, sorry for your loss.
|Playa - Male 3  |Oh, the humanity...
|Nolan North               |My condolences on your loss.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Way to Casino"
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|Playa - Female 1|Is this how you've been using your time since I freed you?
|Playa - Female 2|But when have you had the time to build a simulation?
|Playa - Female 3|Matt, how have you had the time to build this?
|Playa - Male 1  |When have you had the time to build this?
|Playa - Male 2  |And when exactly did you build this?
|Playa - Male 3  |I didn't free you so you could play games, mate.
|Nolan North               |When have you had the time to build this?
}}
|Matt Miller|It's based on a training simulation that Asha rejected.
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|Playa - Female 1|And how many of these did she ask you to build?
|Playa - Female 2|And how many simulations did Asha request?
|Playa - Female 3|How many simulations did she ask you for?
|Playa - Male 1  |How many simulations is Asha having you build?
|Playa - Male 2  |How many training simulations does Asha want?
|Playa - Male 3  |Asha's having you build simulations, is she?  How many?
|Nolan North               |How many simulations is Asha having you build?
}}
|Matt Miller|I don't know. A dozen.
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|Playa - Female 1|Isn't that overkill?!
|Playa - Female 2|That many?!
|Playa - Female 3|How many?!
|Playa - Male 1  |A dozen?!
|Playa - Male 2  |Twelve?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Seriously?!
|Nolan North               |A dozen?!
}}
|Matt Miller|She likes to keep her skills honed.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL MM 01 Wrong Way"
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|Playa - Female 1|So.  NyteBlayde.  What more is there? A girlfriend, a love interest...?
|Playa - Female 2|So, NyteBlayde, eh. And what else is there? A love interest perhaps?
|Playa - Female 3|NyteBlayde, huh. There's more to it, right? Like a love interest or something?
|Playa - Male 1  |So, NyteBlayde, huh. What else can you tell me? Does he have a love interest or anything?
|Playa - Male 2  |So, NyteBlayde, huh. What else can you tell me? Is there a girlfriend or something?
|Playa - Male 3  |So this is NyteBlayde. Is there more to it? Does he a special someone...?
|Nolan North               |So, NyteBlayde, huh. What else can you tell me? Does he a love interest or anything?
}}
|Matt Miller|Oh my god, yes! Franklyn Nyte had a wife, Sylvia, who was killed by a vampire. It was this tragic moment that started him on his path as a hunter.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|A loner.  A rebel.  And no matter how many bloodsuckers he kills, he'll never again find love.
|Playa - Female 2|A man who stands alone, wandering the earth in search of justice for his lost love.
|Playa - Female 3|A lone warrior tracking down the folks who took his loved one away.
|Playa - Male 1  |A lone man wandering the earth looking for justice. Never to love again.
|Playa - Male 2  |A loner.  Forever seeking justice. Never to regain the love he once had.
|Playa - Male 3  |A lone bloke, forever on the prowl, looking to kill those who forever denied him love.
|Nolan North               |A lone man wandering the earth looking for justice. Never to love again.
}}
|Matt Miller|Until he met Marion who desperately wanted to be NyteBlayde's bride but he was forced to walk away, stating, "After losing Sylvia, I can never love again."
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Say, that's a pretty good line.
|Playa - Female 2|Ahh.Such a poignant line.
|Playa - Female 3|Ooh. Nice quote.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ooh. That's a good line.
|Playa - Male 2  |Hunh.  That's not a bad line.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sheer poetry.
|Nolan North               |Ooh. That's a good line.
}}
|Matt Miller|One of the finest ever written.
}}


MOL P - Brotherhood[]

{{quote|Empty.|Playa, "MOL P 01 1st Crate Empty"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 2nd Crate Empty"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nope.
|Playa - Female 2|Not here.
|Playa - Female 3|Nope.
|Playa - Male 1  |Nope.
|Playa - Male 2  |Nope.
|Playa - Male 3  |Still not finding anything.
|Nolan North               |Nope.
}} }}

{{quote|Oh, are we singing now?|Zinyak, "MOL P 01 2nd Singalong"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 2nd Singalong End"
|Pierce|Oh hell no...
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Zinyak fucked up Biz Markie...
|Playa - Female 2|Zinyak butchered Biz Markie...
|Playa - Female 3|I can't un-hear Zinyak now...
|Playa - Male 1  |Zinyak fucked with Biz Markie...
|Playa - Male 2  |Zinyak stepped on Biz Markie...
|Playa - Male 3  |Zinyak ruined Biz Markie...
|Nolan North               |Zinyak fucked with Biz Markie...
}}
|Pierce|Man, I can't wait to kill that bitch.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 3rd Crate Empty"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Nothing. What if it's not here?
|Playa - Female 2|Nothing.  Are you positive it's here?
|Playa - Female 3|Nothing.  You sure it's here?
|Playa - Male 1  |Nothing.  You sure it's here?
|Playa - Male 2  |Nothing.  Maybe it's not here, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |Nothing.  You quite certain it's here?
|Nolan North               |Nothing.  You sure it's here?
}}
|Pierce|It's gotta be.  Maybe on the other side of the building.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Arrive Nuke Plant"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So why'd we head to the Nuke Plant?
|Playa - Female 2|Are we looking for someone here?
|Playa - Female 3|I hope this Nuke Plant has something important.
|Playa - Male 1  |So why're we at the Nuke Plant?
|Playa - Male 2  |There a good reason we're at the Nuke Plant?
|Playa - Male 3  |And why're we at the Nuke Plant?
|Nolan North               |So why're we at the Nuke Plant?
}}
|Pierce|We're lookin' for some nuclear waste.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Pierce, what are you up to?
|Playa - Female 2|What in the world for?
|Playa - Female 3|Why in God's name do we need that?
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell for?
|Playa - Male 2  |Pierce, what are you thinking?
|Playa - Male 3  |What on earth for?
|Nolan North               |What the hell for?
}}
|Pierce|Damn, they already boxed up the stuff. Hey, start checkin' the crates.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Seriously?
|Playa - Female 2|If you say so...
|Playa - Female 3|I don't know...
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, but...
|Playa - Male 2  |Huh?
|Playa - Male 3  |What?
|Nolan North               |But...
}}
|Pierce|Come on, start checking!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Begin Car Chase"
|Pierce|Looks like he isn't that far ahead.  Remember, we can't kill him, we have to find out where he's going.
|Playa|Right boss.
|Pierce|Boss?  Shit, I could get used to this.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Don't.
|Playa - Female 2|Don't.
|Playa - Female 3|Don't.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, don't.
|Playa - Male 2  |Don't.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't.
|Nolan North               |Don't.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Car Chase Convo"
|Pierce|So why ain't we singing?
|Playa|What?
|Pierce|You know, that's our thing.  We turn on the radio and let ourselves go.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Who says we have to sing along on every freakin' drive?
|Playa - Female 2|You expect a sing-a-long every time we're in a car?
|Playa - Female 3|You expect me to sing on every road trip?
|Playa - Male 1  |Oh! Pierce, we don't always... ya know... have to do a sing-a-long.
|Playa - Male 2  |What, we're supposed to do a sing-a-long every damn time?
|Playa - Male 3  |Let's not wear out this sing-a-long thing.
|Nolan North               |Pierce, we don't always have to do a sing-a-long.
}}
|Pierce|Oh come on man, we just did two.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then be thankful for that, and stop distracting me.
|Playa - Female 2|That's all we ever had before.  And I'm trying to focus on your mystery man.
|Playa - Female 3|Isn't two enough?  I mean, shouldn't we concentrate on chasing this guy?
|Playa - Male 1  |That's all we ever had before.  Besides, I'm trying not to lose this guy you're so psyched about, remember.
|Playa - Male 2  |We've never done more than two.  And I'm a little busy here.
|Playa - Male 3  |Maybe two's all you get.  Now can we focus on this guy we're after?
|Nolan North               |That's all we ever had before.  Besides, I'm trying not to lose this guy you're so psyched about, remember.
}}
|Pierce|What, can't you tail someone and flex those pipes at the same time?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm not gonna sing if I can't give it my all.
|Playa - Female 2|And deliver a less than stellar performance?
|Playa - Female 3|Don't tell me you'd be satisfied with a half-ass performance?
|Playa - Male 1  |No, not really.  You know how seriously I take my performance.
|Playa - Male 2  |What, you want me to give a song less than one hundred percent?
|Playa - Male 3  |A duet takes serious concentration.  You really want me phoning it in?
|Nolan North               |No, not really.  You know how seriously I take my performance.
}}
|Pierce|You have a point.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So we trail this guy quietly.  Deal?
|Playa - Female 2|Then allow me to concentrate on the task at hand.
|Playa - Female 3|Then let me focus on this guy we're chasing.
|Playa - Male 1  |Now can I go back to following this mysterious guy you won't tell me anything about?
|Playa - Male 2  |Now can I focus on this guy you won't tell me nothing about?
|Playa - Male 3  |There'll be other chances, Pierce.  For now, we follow your man.
|Nolan North               |Now can I go back to following this mysterious guy you won't tell me anything about?
}}
|Pierce|A'ight. Go right ahead.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Destroy Trucks Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, why is the Brotherhood here, Pierce?
|Playa - Female 2|Pierce, those trucks...that is The Brotherhood, no?
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, you didn't say the trucks belonged to the Brotherhood.
|Playa - Male 1  |What the hell is The Brotherhood doing here?
|Playa - Male 2  |The Brotherhood?!  The hell are they doing here?
|Playa - Male 3  |Wait, don't those trucks belong to The Brotherhood?
|Nolan North               |What the hell is The Brotherhood doing here?
}}
|Pierce|You really surprised?  Zinyak's pullin' out all the old gangs from our past.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, I guess he is.  You figure Donnie's out there, too?
|Playa - Female 2|Then I suppose the monster trucks are in context.  You don't suppose Donnie's in here...?
|Playa - Female 3|Okay, that explains the monster trucks.  You don't suppose Donnie's here, do you?
|Playa - Male 1  |I guess the monster trucks make sense then.  Jesus, you think Donnie's around?
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay then.  Hey, if he brought in the Brotherhood, you think Donnie's with them?
|Playa - Male 3  |Makes sense, now that you mention it.  Does this mean we can expect to run into Donnie?
|Nolan North               |Guess the monster trucks make sense then.  Jesus, you think Donnie's around?
}}
|Pierce|Oh I highly doubt that.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Maero Dead"
|Pierce|I always hated that asshole.  See, my way works.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|But why didn't we come straight for him and--
|Playa - Female 2|But this needlessly complicated--
|Playa - Female 3|Pierce, honey, I don't think really had to--
|Playa - Male 1  |We could of just come right for him or--
|Playa - Male 2  |But did we have to go through all that--
|Playa - Male 3  |Seriously, Pierce?  Did we really have to--
|Nolan North               |We could of just come right for him or--
}}
|Pierce|My.  Way.  Works.
|Playa|You're right, it did.  Nice job, Pierce.
|Pierce|You mean boss.
|Playa|Don't push it.
|Pierce|Right.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Maero Fight Convo"
|Maero|The power I have here is incredible!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Incredibly simulated.  The real Maero's dead and you're not even his ghost.
|Playa - Female 2|You're just a program, Maero.  In the real world, you're dead.
|Playa - Female 3|It's an illusion, Maero.  And so are you.  Back in reality, you're dead as a doornail.
|Playa - Male 1  |Doesn't matter, you're still dead in the real world, Maero.
|Playa - Male 2  |So what?  You're still dead in the real world.
|Playa - Male 3  |Don't kid yourself.  In reality, Maero's been dead for years.
|Nolan North               |Doesn't matter, you're still dead in the real world, Maero.
}}
|Maero|This world is as real as I make it.  Here I will be a god!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, good luck with that.
|Playa - Female 2|Eh.  Not so much.
|Playa - Female 3|You never had a very firm grasp on reality.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, for all of the next ten seconds.
|Playa - Male 2  |Naw, you'll be dead here, too.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'd forgotten what a blowhard you were.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, for all of the next ten seconds.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Maero Fight Taunts"
|Maero|Come on, is that the best you can do?
|Maero|I expected more from you.
|Maero|The Brotherhood will rise from the ashes in this place!
|Maero|How did the Saints manage to survive so long?
}}

{{quote|Dammit, the bastard didn't die!|Pierce, "MOL P 01 Maero Truck Destroy"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Maero Truck Fight"
|Maero|So the Saints wish to play again.  This time I'm not going to offer you a deal.
|Pierce|Don't worry, we wouldn't take one.
|Maero|I see you let your lackeys do the talking for you now.
|Playa|Hey Maero, how's Jessica?
|Maero|I'm going to enjoy killing you both.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Mission Briefing"
|Pierce|So here's the plan:  We-- What the hell!
|Shaundi SR2|All right, you two go in and-- Hey!
|Pierce|Dammit girl, my mission, my call.  There's a shipment of trucks being unloaded at the docks.  That's what we hit first to start drawing out Zinyak's guy.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Sounds good.  Race you to the docks?
|Playa - Female 2|You want to meet up at the docks?
|Playa - Female 3|So I'll meet you at the docks in a few minutes?
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, you wanna meet me at the docks?
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay then, meet me at the docks.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll run, you drive, we'll see who gets there first?
|Nolan North               |All right, you wanna meet me at the docks?
}}
|Pierce|No. Get in, I'm driving.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It may be your mission, but I'm driving, Pierce.
|Playa - Female 2|No, Pierce, I'd rather get there in one piece.
|Playa - Female 3|I'm fine with it being your mission, but I am definitely behind the wheel.
|Playa - Male 1  |It may be your mission, but I'm driving, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 2  |It may be your mission, but I'm driving, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 3  |Not a chance.  We can go together, but I drive.
|Nolan North               |It may be your mission, but I'm driving, Pierce.
}}
|Pierce|Fine, but I control the radio.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, but no dubstep.
|Playa - Female 2|That is acceptable, monsieur Washington.
|Playa - Female 3|Deal.
|Playa - Male 1  |Sure thing, Mr. Washington.
|Playa - Male 2  |If you must.
|Playa - Male 3  |Sure, why not?
|Nolan North               |Sure thing, Mr. Washington.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Near Airport"
|Playa|Looks like he's heading to--
|Pierce|The airport!  That's where's he's at, of course!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where who's at?
|Playa - Female 2|Where who's at?
|Playa - Female 3|Where's who at?
|Playa - Male 1  |Where's who at?
|Playa - Male 2  |Where who's at?
|Playa - Male 3  |Where who's at?
|Nolan North               |Where who's at?
}}
|Pierce|Just keep going, we won't let him get away.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Open Last Crate"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Found it.
|Playa - Female 2|Eureka.
|Playa - Female 3|Bingo.
|Playa - Male 1  |There, got it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Finally.
|Playa - Male 3  |Here we go.
|Nolan North               |There, got it.
}}
|Pierce|Great!  Part two complete.  Now to follow the guy getting away.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Um, shouldn't we be moving faster?
|Playa - Female 2|Um, shouldn't we get after him then?
|Playa - Female 3|Then shouldn't we get going?
|Playa - Male 1  |Then shouldn't we be moving faster?
|Playa - Male 2  |Then shouldn't we get our asses moving?
|Playa - Male 3  |Then shouldn't we be moving faster?
|Nolan North               |Then shouldn't we be moving faster?
}}
|Pierce|Uh, that's a good idea.
}}

{{quote|Over there, those guys are loading it up!|Pierce, "MOL P 01 See Last Crate"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 See Maero Truck"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Whoa, wait.  That looks like Maero.
|Playa - Female 2|Wait a minute.  I think that's Maero--!
|Playa - Female 3|Hang on now.  Is that Maero?
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, is that Maero?
|Playa - Male 2  |Just a fuckin' minute.  Is that Maero?!
|Playa - Male 3  |Pierce...is that Maero?
|Nolan North               |Hold on, is that Maero?
}}
|Pierce|Who do you think we've been after?  The Brotherhood, the monster trucks, the radioactive material; those were things that had meaning to Maero.  Going after them was the only way to flush him out.
}}

{{quote|All right, let's get our destruction on.|Pierce, "MOL P 01 See Trucks"}}

{{quote|Ha. Let's see what we got...|Pierce, "MOL P 01 Start 2nd Singalong"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Start Phonecall"
|Phone Call|Hey boss, I got a tip on one of Zinyak's guys starting shit within the simulation.  Let's get together and take 'em out.  What'dya say?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, I'm game.
|Playa - Female 2|Why not?
|Playa - Female 3|Let's saddle up.
|Playa - Male 1  |Sure thing, Pierce.
|Playa - Male 2  |Works for me.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm always up for a fight.
|Nolan North               |Sure thing, Pierce.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 To Trucks Convo"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You said there's a shipment of trucks.  What's Zinyak need with trucks?
|Playa - Female 2|And why does Zinyak require trucks?
|Playa - Female 3|I have to say, trucks are an odd thing for someone like Zinyak to care about.
|Playa - Male 1  |So what does Zinyak need with trucks?
|Playa - Male 2  |So why does Zinyak need trucks?
|Playa - Male 3  |So these lorries, they loaded with something Zinyak needs?
|Nolan North               |So what does Zinyak need with trucks?
}}
|Pierce|Oh they ain't for Zinyak.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Then how's this gonna piss him off?
|Playa - Female 2|Then why will this matter to him?
|Playa - Female 3|Then how's this gonna piss him off?
|Playa - Male 1  |Then how's this gonna piss him off?
|Playa - Male 2  |Then how's this gonna piss him off?
|Playa - Male 3  |Then how's this meant to cause him grief?
|Nolan North               |Then how's this gonna piss him off?
}}
|Pierce|Oh it won't.  It'll piss off who they're for.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why do I feel like we're talking in circles?
|Playa - Female 2|{{*}}sigh* This is getting tedious.
|Playa - Female 3|Am I gonna get any straight answers?
|Playa - Male 1  |And who're they for?
|Playa - Male 2  |You wanna tell me who that is?
|Playa - Male 3  |And who're they for?
|Nolan North               |And who're they for?
}}
|Pierce|Look, all we need to do is to get to the docks and destroy all the trucks. Think you can do that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|So you gonna turn on that radio, or what?
|Playa - Female 2|Very well.  How about that music?
|Playa - Female 3|Well, at least play a girl some driving music.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, then how about a little driving music?
|Playa - Male 2  |A little driving music might help.
|Playa - Male 3  |Maybe I would if you'd switch on that radio.
|Nolan North               |All right, then how about a little driving music?
}}
|Pierce|Ha, I thought you'd never ask.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL P 01 Trucks Destroyed"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That takes care of the trucks.
|Playa - Female 2|I think we got them all.
|Playa - Female 3|All done.
|Playa - Male 1  |That's the last one.
|Playa - Male 2  |That's the last of 'em.
|Playa - Male 3  |Well, I'm out of trucks.
|Nolan North               |That's the last one.
}}
|Pierce|All right, let's get going.  Back in the car?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'm still not letting you drive.
|Playa - Female 2|Oui.  Passenger side for you.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, but I'm still driving.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm still driving though.
|Playa - Male 2  |Sure, but I'm not giving up the keys.
|Playa - Male 3  |Long as I'm behind the wheel.
|Nolan North               |I'm still driving though.
}}
|Pierce|Good, then we can listen to some more music on the way?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Aw, what the hell...
|Playa - Female 2|If you insist.
|Playa - Female 3|Strike it up.
|Playa - Male 1  |Ha ha! You know me so well.
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's do it.
|Playa - Male 3  |By all means.
|Nolan North               |You know me so well.
}} }}


MOL SH - Psychosomatic[]

{{quote|The dealer ducked around the corner.|Shaundi SR2, "MOL SH 01 1st Dealer Runs"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 1st Shield Weak"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Dammit. These assholes are getting tougher and tougher with each kill.
|Playa - Female 2|I swear these guys are getting harder each time I kill one.
|Playa - Female 3|Every time I kill one, the others get tougher.
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit, these guys are getting tougher as we kill them.
|Playa - Male 2  |These assholes are getting tougher with each kill.
|Playa - Male 3  |What the hell? These guys are getting stronger with each kill.
|Nolan North               |Dammit, these guys are getting tougher as we kill them.
}}
|Shaundi|Yeah, but the shield is weakening at the same time!
|Shaundi SR2|How'd you figure that out?
|Shaundi|I've gotten better with tech.  Even picked up a few tricks from Kinzie.
|Shaundi SR2|Damn, I thought I was good with a computer but that's impressive.
|Shaundi|I am you, remember?
|Shaundi SR2|That's right!  Then go me!
}}

{{quote|Now this looks like what we're after.|Shaundi SR2, "MOL SH 01 2nd Dealer Dead"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 2nd Drive"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We'll give this one more shot. Then we're helping old--er Shaundi.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's give your plan one more try. Then we find Veteran Child.
|Playa - Female 3|All right, but whether it works or not, we go after Veteran Child after.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, I'll give this plan of yours one more try then we're helping Shaundi.  The... the other Shaundi.
|Playa - Male 2  |One more try. Then we go after Veteran Child.
|Playa - Male 3  |We'll try one more. Then we go do other Shaundi's thing.
|Nolan North               |All right, I'll give this plan of yours one more try then we're helping Shaundi.  The, uh, other Shaundi.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Cool with me.  My source says this next guy should be loaded with the right product.
|Shaundi|Then why'd we hit that last one at all?
|Shaundi SR2|What's wrong with wanting more?
|Shaundi|I hate myself.
|Shaundi SR2|You're wound up way too tight.
|Shaundi|I'm just trying to get our ex out of our lives for good.  I thought you'd at least appreciate that.
|Shaundi SR2|I'm all for being serious about dealing with problems, but that doesn't mean giving up on having a little fun in the process.
|Shaundi|Well not everyone can be like you.
|Shaundi SR2|But you are me, don't you see.  We're the same!
|Shaundi|Not anymore.  We've got nothing left in common.
|Shaundi SR2|That hurts...
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 2nd Shield Weak"
|Shaundi SR2|You're right, it's working!  The shield's getting weaker as his copies get more powerful!
|Shaundi|Hold on, look at the speakers.  The music seems to be what's causing it in the first place.
|Shaundi SR2|Come on, Shaundi, let's take 'em down!
|Shaundi|You read my mind!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I'll take out these guys. You two do that.
|Playa - Female 2|Sounds good. I'll take care of these guys.
|Playa - Female 3|All right. You do that while I take on these guys.
|Playa - Male 1  |You two work on that, I'll finish with these guys.
|Playa - Male 2  |You focus on that. I'll finish off these guys.
|Playa - Male 3  |I'll finish off the rest while you ladies work on that.
|Nolan North               |You two work on that, I'll finish with these guys.
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 After Crowd Dead"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's what you get for hiring club kids as cannon fodder, Veteran Child.
|Playa - Female 2|Your audience is gone. Maybe you should have played better music, eh?
|Playa - Female 3|Sorry I mowed through your crew so fast. I'll be more considerate next time.
|Playa - Male 1  |Your crowd didn't do much.  Guess you should've hired some actual bodyguards.
|Playa - Male 2  |Your crew let you down, VC. Next time, hire actual guards.
|Playa - Male 3  |You'd do better to hire some actual guards, Veteran Child.
|Nolan North               |Your crowd didn't do much.  Guess you should've hired some actual bodyguards.
}}
|DJVC|Oh don't worry, the crowd was just to soften you up.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 After Hadooken"
|Shaundi SR2|Oooof.  That hurt.
|Shaundi|Yeah... remind me not to do that again.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well, if you both are done playing around, we should probably go after Veteran Child.
|Playa - Female 2|Are you two done? I thought you wanted to get Veteran Child.
|Playa - Female 3|If you two are finished, we should probably focus on Veteran Child, ya think?
|Playa - Male 1  |Serves you both right.  Now I thought you wanted to go after Veteran Child.
|Playa - Male 2  |Aren't we supposed to be going after Veteran Child?
|Playa - Male 3  |Now, if you ladies are finished, this is probably a good time to go after Veteran Child, yeah?
|Nolan North               |Serves you both right.  Now I thought you wanted to go after Veteran Child.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Oh, good point.
|Shaundi|Sorry, you're right boss.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's okay. Let's get moving though.
|Playa - Female 2|It's okay. But we should get going.
|Playa - Female 3|We should get moving.
|Playa - Male 1  |It's fine.  Let's just get moving.
|Playa - Male 2  |It's all right. But let's get going.
|Playa - Male 3  |S'alright. But let's get a move on.
|Nolan North               |It's fine.  Let's just get moving.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|I still totally won.
|Shaundi|Shhhh.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Arrive 1st Deal"
|Shaundi SR2|This is the place.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right. Let's clear these guards out.
|Playa - Female 2|Let's clear out these guards.
|Playa - Female 3|Clear out these guards.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, get to clearing out the guards.
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay, we need to clear out these guards.
|Playa - Male 3  |We need to take out these guards.
|Nolan North               |All right, get to clearing out the guards.
}}
|Shaundi|Fine, whatever...
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Arrive 2nd Deal"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Doesn't look like they're happy to see me.
|Playa - Female 2|Ah, I see them. And they are not happy.
|Playa - Female 3|Well, there they are. And they're not happy.
|Playa - Male 1  |I see them.  Don't think they're happy to see me though.
|Playa - Male 2  |There they are. And they don't look happy.
|Playa - Male 3  |I see 'em. And they don't look pleased.
|Nolan North               |I see them.  Don't think they're happy to see me though.
}} }}

{{quote|Looks like we have some special guests trying to crash our fun!  Let's get this party started!|DJVC, "MOL SH 01 Arrive DJVC"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Begin DJVC 1st Fight"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Since when exactly has Veteran Child been the voice of the furry generation?
|Playa - Female 2|Since when have furries been so into Veteran Child?
|Playa - Female 3|And Veteran Child has been having furry parties since when?
|Playa - Male 1  |Um, Shaundi... Since when is the furry crowd into Veteran Child?
|Playa - Male 2  |Heh. Since when has Veteran Child been a hit with the furries?
|Playa - Male 3  |So, since when has Veteran Child been throwing furry parties?
|Nolan North               |Um, Shaundi... Since when is the furry crowd into Veteran Child?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Since, like, never.  Why?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why? WHY? Look around. We are SURROUNDED by furries!
|Playa - Female 2|Seriously? Have you looked around you? There are furries everywhere!
|Playa - Female 3|Why? Because we're surrounded by furries, that's why!
|Playa - Male 1  |What do you mean why?  Look around!  I feel like I'm gonna get yiffed on or something.
|Playa - Male 2  |Are you kidding me? Look around you! We're surrounded by animal-people.
|Playa - Male 3  |Because we're surrounded by a lot full of bloody furries, that's why!
|Nolan North               |What do you mean why?  Look around!  I feel like I'm gonna get yiffed on or something.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Yeah, ew.
|Shaundi|Hold on, are you tripping?
|Shaundi SR2|Ha ha. Total light weight.
|Shaundi|This is just a bunch of college students, boss.  There isn't a fuzzy purple ass in sight.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait--really? Shit.
|Playa - Female 2|Aw. Damn...
|Playa - Female 3|Well, I'll be damned...
|Playa - Male 1  |Dammit!
|Playa - Male 2  |Fuck me...
|Playa - Male 3  |Fuck me running.
|Nolan North               |Dammit!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Catch Up On Roof"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right, quit playing around!
|Playa - Female 2|Will you two stop messing around?
|Playa - Female 3|Stop messing around, you two!
|Playa - Male 1  |Will you two stop playing around?
|Playa - Male 2  |Stop playing around, you two!
|Playa - Male 3  |Will you two quit it already?
|Nolan North               |Will you two stop playing around?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|I won!
|Shaundi|No you didn't, I was right with you the whole time.
|Playa|Shaundis!
|Shaundi SR2|Fine, I'll fight you for it.
|Shaundi|Bring it on!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Clearing 1st Guards"
|Shaundi|I swear if we get killed before we even get to Veteran Child I'm gonna be pissed.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What do you know about these stuff?
|Playa - Female 2|What is this stuff, anyway?
|Playa - Female 3|So what is this stuff exactly?
|Playa - Male 1  |What's this stuff we're after anyway?
|Playa - Male 2  |So what are these drugs, Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 3  |Shaundi, what is this stuff anyway?
|Nolan North               |What's this stuff we're after anyway?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Some alien-created drug.  Supposed to enhance your abilities on top of giving you a really wicked buzz.
|Shaundi|Right, just like you thought Loa Dust was gonna make you clairvoyant and invincible.
|Shaundi SR2|I never did test that invincible part...
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 DJVC Down"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|It's down to us, Veteran Child. You're out of plays.
|Playa - Female 2|Nowhere left to run, Veteran Child. Just you and me now.
|Playa - Female 3|You're done for, Veteran Child. There's nowhere to go.
|Playa - Male 1  |Guess it's just you now, Veteran Child, and nowhere left to go.
|Playa - Male 2  |Just you and me now, Veteran Child. Where ya gonna go?
|Playa - Male 3  |Whatcha gonna do now, Veteran Child?
|Nolan North               |Guess it's just you now, Veteran Child, and nowhere left to go.
}}
|Playa|What the...
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 DJVC Incite Crowd"
|DJVC|Come on, people, feel that beat and step up the action!
|DJVC|Are you gonna let them ruin the party?  Let's see some defense here!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 DJVC Taunting"
|DJVC|When're you going to understand?  I can't be stopped.  Might as well just lay down and let all of me finish you off.
|DJVC|When I'm through with your fearless and overrated boss here you two won't have anyone left to hide behind.
|DJVC|I think I'll title this track "It's Easy To Kill A Saint".
|DJVC|Come on, finish these assholes already!  What's wrong with these copies?
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 DJVCs Drop Down"
|Shaundi|What.  The.  Fuck.
|DJVC|I always told you, Shaundi; there's so much more of me to love.
|Shaundi SR2|Quit confusing "love" and "loathe" you pervert.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Drug Taking Affect"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|My powers feel limitless... whoa.
|Playa - Female 2|I feel like I can do anything!
|Playa - Female 3|Woo! My powers feel...limitless.
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa, holy shit!  My powers feel limitless!
|Playa - Male 2  |Holy shit. My powers feel... whoa.
|Playa - Male 3  |Bloody hell. My powers feel limitless...
|Nolan North               |Whoa, holy shit!  My powers feel limitless!
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Oh man this stuff is killer!
|Shaundi|What the hell was THAT?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What... whoa. What happened?
|Playa - Female 2|Woo. What's happening?
|Playa - Female 3|What is...what is happening?
|Playa - Male 1  |What, what happened?
|Playa - Male 2  |What just happened?
|Playa - Male 3  |What the bloody hell happened?
|Nolan North               |What, what happened?
}}
|Shaundi|I don't know, I just feel... powerful!
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How long has it been since you got high?
|Playa - Female 2|Been a long time since you got high, huh?
|Playa - Female 3|You haven't gotten high in a while, have you?
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay... ha ha ha... it really has been too long since you've smoked up.
|Playa - Male 2  |It has been a while since you smoked, hasn't it?
|Playa - Male 3  |Hehehe. Been a while since you toked up, eh, Shaundi?
|Nolan North               |Okay, it really has been too long since you've smoked up.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|No, she's right, I feel it too.  It's like every muscle in me is gonna burst.  Holy crap, we have super powers!
|Shaundi|I know, right!
|Shaundi SR2|I told ya I knew what I was doing.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Are you two...getting along?
|Playa - Female 2|Are you two actually agreeing on something?
|Playa - Female 3|Now...are you two getting along?
|Playa - Male 1  |Wait, are you two actually getting along?
|Playa - Male 2  |Wait, you guys are agreeing. It's kinda freaking me out.
|Playa - Male 3  |Are you two actually getting along?
|Nolan North               |Wait, are you two actually getting along?
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Well she's finally mellowing out.
|Shaundi|Well you finally had a good idea.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Drugs Not Hitting"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Am I the only one not feeling anything?
|Playa - Female 2|Either of you feel anything?
|Playa - Female 3|Y'all feel anything?
|Playa - Male 1  |Anyone else feeling anything?
|Playa - Male 2  |Anybody feel anything?
|Playa - Male 3  |You two feeling anything?
|Nolan North               |Anyone else feeling anything?
}}
|Shaundi|Nope.
|Shaundi SR2|Maybe it takes a minute to kick in.
|Shaundi|I knew this was a bust.  Come on, you promised to go after Veteran Child now.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|You're right, Shaundi. Let's find your killer ex.
|Playa - Female 2|You are right. Let's find him.
|Playa - Female 3|Sure thing. Let's go find him.
|Playa - Male 1  |I'm a man of my word.  Let's go.
|Playa - Male 2  |You're right. Let's do it.
|Playa - Male 3  |True enough. Let's go.
|Nolan North               |I'm a man of my word.  Let's go.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|I don't get it...
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 End 1st Deal"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Well. Let's give it a shot.
|Playa - Female 2|All right. Let's try this stuff.
|Playa - Female 3|Let's try it, shall we?
|Playa - Male 1  |Okay, let's give this a shot.
|Playa - Male 2  |Okay. Let's do this.
|Playa - Male 3  |Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
|Nolan North               |Okay, let's give this a shot.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|That's interesting...
|Shaundi|Oh god, what's interesting?
|Shaundi SR2|This doesn't look like the right stuff.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Yeah, this stuff doesn't seem to be doing anything.
|Playa - Female 2|I don't...I don't feel anything.
|Playa - Female 3|I agree. I don't feel anything.
|Playa - Male 1  |Yeah, I'm not feeling anything here.
|Playa - Male 2  |Huh. I don't feel anything.
|Playa - Male 3  |Indeed. I'm not feeling anything.
|Nolan North               |Yeah, I'm not feeling anything here.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Dammit, this guy was selling a low grade knockoff.
|Shaundi|Or maybe it just doesn't do anything like I said.
|Shaundi SR2|Hey, I'm the expert here, remember?  Trust me, this wasn't what we're after.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 End 2nd Deal"
|Shaundi|Do we really have to do this?
|Shaundi SR2|Girl, we've been shot, lit on fire, hit by cars and now kidnapped by aliens... one of these days we're not gonna get back up, and when that day comes if we haven't gotten high on alien narcotics we have not lived a life we can be proud of.
|Shaundi|Fine, I'll pass this shit.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Final Clones"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Aw fuck me. They all have shields now!
|Playa - Female 2|Aw shit. Now they have shields!
|Playa - Female 3|Well shit. Now these guys have shields!
|Playa - Male 1  |Jesus, these guys have shields now!
|Playa - Male 2  |What the hell? They have shields now?
|Playa - Male 3  |Ah Christ. These guys have shields!
|Nolan North               |Jesus, these guys have shields now!
}} }}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Hostages"
|DJVC|Who lives and who dies?
|Shaundi SR2|Fuck.
|Shaundi|That.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Holy shit...
|Playa - Female 2|Huh...
|Playa - Female 3|I'll be...
|Playa - Male 1  |Whoa.
|Playa - Male 2  |Wow.
|Playa - Male 3  |Shit...
|Nolan North               |Whoa.
}} }}

{{quote|Make sure to get the package from the dealer.|Shaundi SR2, "MOL SH 01 Kill Dealer"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Mission Brief"
|Shaundi|Veteran Child is getting ready to give a DJ concert in the park.  The last thing I want is him setting up shop and coming after me again.  Which is why... HEY!
|Shaundi SR2|Chill, this'll just take a sec... Which is why we need to score something to boost us up for killing that douchebag.  There's deals going down around the city.  We crash in, wipe out any resistance, and party with whatever they got.  Trust me, this alien shit should give us an edge.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Mission End"
|Shaundi|Now that was awesome.
|Shaundi SR2|Told you we were the same.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We're good now, yeah?
|Playa - Female 2|Everything's cool now, yeah?
|Playa - Female 3|Everything okay?
|Playa - Male 1  |So we're cool then?
|Playa - Male 2  |So everything's cool?
|Playa - Male 3  |How are we now? We okay?
|Nolan North               |So we're cool then?
}}
|Shaundi|Yeah, we're cool.
|Shaundi SR2|Totally cool.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Mission Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All right. We'll do the drug thing first then deal with Veteran Child.
|Playa - Female 2|Very well. We will hit the drug deals first.
|Playa - Female 3|Okay, we'll hit the drug deals then take care of Veteran Child.
|Playa - Male 1  |All right, Shaundi, we're hitting one of these deals you mentioned first.
|Playa - Male 2  |Fine. We'll do the drug thing first. Then we'll hit DJVC.
|Playa - Male 3  |The boost sounds worth looking into. We'll hit the drug deals first.
|Nolan North               |All right, Shaundi, we're hitting one of these deals you mentioned first.
}}
|Shaundi|Hold on, why're we listening to this burnout?  Veteran Child is out there and you're gonna help her score drugs?
|Shaundi SR2|Hey, I'm just trying to give us an edge.  What's wrong with that?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Okay, everybody chill the fuck out. We can do young Shaundi's drug thing first. Veteran Child's not going anywhere.
|Playa - Female 2|Veteran Child's not going anywhere. And if these drugs give us a boost like young Shaundi said, all the better.
|Playa - Female 3|Quit squabbling, you two. We can do young Shaundi's thing and then take care of your problem. Veteran Children's not going anywhere.
|Playa - Male 1  |Both of you, cut it out.  Veteran Child isn't going anywhere and helping out young Shaundi first isn't going to hurt.  If she says this could help us, then I say we try it.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundis, chill. We can do both. Veteran Child's not going anywhere. He's probably passed out on some couch somewhere. Let's do young Shaundi's thing first.
|Playa - Male 3  |You're giving a headache. We're gonna do the drug thing for young Shaundi first. Then we'll visit Veteran Child.
|Nolan North               |Both of you, cut it out.  Veteran Child isn't going anywhere and helping out young Shaundi first isn't going to hurt.  If she says this could help us, then I say we try it.
}}
|Shaundi SR2|Thank you.
|Shaundi|If you even think about calling me "old Shaundi" I'm gonna shoot you.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Pre Mission Call"
|Phone Call|Boss, I need your help.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Shaundi? Everything okay?
|Playa - Female 2|What is going on, Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 3|What's troubling you, Shaundi?
|Playa - Male 1  |Shaundi, you okay?
|Playa - Male 2  |Shaundi, what's wrong?
|Playa - Male 3  |You sound bothered, Shaundi.
|Nolan North               |Shaundi, you okay?
}}
|Phone Call|Kinzie told me she saw Veteran Child inside your simulation.  I didn't think it still bothered, me but I'm actually worried about this.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait--you're worried about Veteran Child?
|Playa - Female 2|Why are you worried about Veteran Child?
|Playa - Female 3|What about Veteran Child?
|Playa - Male 1  |About Veteran Child?
|Playa - Male 2  |You're worried about Veteran Child?
|Playa - Male 3  |Veteran Child? Why?
|Nolan North               |About Veteran Child?
}}
|Phone Call|I don't want him coming to try and kill me again.  Again again.  Fuck it, you know what I mean.  Can we just go kill him please?
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 See DJVC Shield"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Ah fuck. He's got a shield or something.
|Playa - Female 2|He has a shield or something on him.
|Playa - Female 3|Dammit. He has a shield of some kind.
|Playa - Male 1  |Fuck!  He's got some sort of field protecting him.
|Playa - Male 2  |Shit! He's got something protecting him.
|Playa - Male 3  |The hippy's got a force field on him.
|Nolan North               |Fuck!  He's got some sort of field protecting him.
}}
|Shaundi|Deal with the crowd first, we'll pry his ass out of there later.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Shaundi Chase"
|Shaundi SR2|I'll bet I'm faster than you.
|Shaundi|There's no way that's possible.
|Shaundi SR2|Yeah?  Then come on, let's see what you got.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Wait, didn't you want to go after--
|Playa - Female 2|Shaundi, shouldn't we be going after--
|Playa - Female 3|Shaundi, aren't we supposed to be going after--
|Playa - Male 1  |Uh, Shaundi?  I thought we were going after--
|Playa - Male 2  |But I thought we were going after--
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah, but we were going to go after--
|Nolan North               |Uh, Shaundi?  I thought we were going after--
}}
|Shaundi|Oh you're on.  There's no way you're outrunning me.
|Shaundi SR2|Then catch me!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Shaundi Chase Taunts"
|Shaundi|You call that fast?
|Shaundi|What's a matter, smoked too much?
|Shaundi|Let me show you how it's done.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Shaundis Take Off"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Where the hell are you two going?
|Playa - Female 2|Hey! You two get back here!
|Playa - Female 3|Where are you going? You two get back here!
|Playa - Male 1  |Hold on, will you two get back here!
|Playa - Male 2  |Where are you two going? Get back here!
|Playa - Male 3  |Waitaminnit, you two, get back here!
|Nolan North               |Hold on, will you two get back here!
}} }}

{{quote|No!  What have you done!|DJVC, "MOL SH 01 Shield Down"}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 ShSR2 Chase Taunts"
|Shaundi SR2|Come on you slowpoke!
|Shaundi SR2|You aren't catching me, give it up!
|Shaundi SR2|Face it, I'm faster than you!
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Start Multi DJVC"
|Shaundi SR2|We gotta find a way through that shield.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Kinda preoccupied with these assholes, Shaundi. One of you figure it out!
|Playa - Female 2|I am a little busy here. Can you figure it out, Shaundi?
|Playa - Female 3|I need to focus on these assholes. Shaundi! Try to figure it out.
|Playa - Male 1  |A little busy with these assholes right now.  Shaundi, think you can figure it out?
|Playa - Male 2  |Kinda busy, Shaundi. Think one of you can handle it?
|Playa - Male 3  |These assholes are keeping me busy. Shaundi, can you take a crack at it?
|Nolan North               |A little busy with these assholes right now.  Shaundi, think you can figure it out?
}}
|Shaundi|Trying not to get killed here, but I'll see what I can do.
}}

{{dialogue|"MOL SH 01 Take"
|Shaundi|Dammit, get off of me!
|Shaundi SR2|Dammit, get off me!
}}


QC - Side Quests[]

{{quote|I'm pretty sure having Rim Jobs work on a car will save the vehicle data for you to load later.  Why don't you take a car there and customize it or something.|Phone Call, "QC Optional Custom Car"}}

{{quote|With Zinyak turning Planet Saints into Planet Zin I want to make sure he didn't boobytrap any of the clothes there with infectious code.  Go buy something.  If nothing bad happens, then it's probably safe.|Phone Call, "QC Optional Custom Shop"}}

{{quote|I'm really curious just how much abuse you can take in the simulation so why don't you go play in traffic?  Don't worry, you won't die or anything.|Phone Call, "QC Optional Instruct Fraud"}}

{{quote|So you know how you like blowing things up?  Well, I found you a tank all ready and waiting for you to go to town with.  That way I can see just how much the simulation can take.|Phone Call, "QC Optional Instruct TM"}}

{{quote|I'm sending you a tower I'd like you to climb.  I'd like to track some data on your jump ability for my personal records.|Phone Call, "QC Optional Instruct Tower"}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 01 Intro"
|Kinzie|Every store you hack feeds me security data.  I can use that data to insert a virus which will open up a doorway back to the ship.  So go hack while I work on the virus.
|Playa|Got it.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|I think I figured out how to open more of those doorways back to the ship for you.  Come see me and I'll explain.
|Phone Call|All right, let's try a Friendly Fire.  Seems these are linked to a lot of weak areas in the Simulation.
|Phone Call|Hmmm, looks like this Rim Jobs is part of the system in this area.  Hack it open for me.
|Phone Call|Well, if you want a tattoo then this should help.  Bypass the security at Rusty's Needles.
|Phone Call|Let's Pretend is on this same grid.  Hack it.  And I won't judge you if you want to do a little shopping while you're there.
|Phone Call|Well, this should piss off Zinyak.  Planet Zin is tied into the system here so go hack away.
|Phone Call|Okay, I've isolated the best place to insert a virus into this area of the simulation to weaken it enough for a new doorway.  I'm sure there will be lots of defenses thrown at you so defend the area while everything gets uploaded.
|Phone Call|Looks like it all worked!  Stop by the ship and we'll see about that doorway.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 01 Outro Intro"
|Kinzie|Good news, I was able to open a door in the southwest of the city.  Turns out this method is really useful!  Think you can keep going with it?
|Playa|If it works, sure thing.
}}

{{quote|If you want doorways open to the ship, go hack stores until I can find a place to insert my own special virus.|Kinzie, "QC01 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|Image As Designed is tied into this area, though not sure what the Zin would want with cosmetic surgery.  Still, hack away!
|Phone Call|For all your depressed goth needs, it's time to hack Nobody Loves Me.  Have fun.
|Phone Call|Guess the Zin need work on their vehicles as well.  Here's the Rim Jobs tied into this sector.
|Phone Call|Lots of Friendly Fires in the city means one's tied to this area too.  Go shut the security there down.
|Phone Call|Looks like another Rusty's Needle to hack.
|Phone Call|There we are!  Found where to put the virus.  Head there and protect the upload.
|Phone Call|Upload complete.  Come back to the ship and we'll talk.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 02 Outro Intro"
|Kinzie|There's another door open in the northwest.  It's amazing how easy it is to tap into their programming this way, so keep going with it.
|Playa|Will do.
}}

{{quote|The more stores you hack, the more doors to the ship I can open.|Kinzie, "QC01 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|Okay, looks like this Rim Jobs is linked to the security in this sector.  You know what to do.
|Phone Call|Yep, the security at this Planet Zin is blocking me here.  Shut it down.
|Phone Call|I wonder if the Zin have tattoos under that armor...  Anyway, Rusty's Needles is on the list.
|Phone Call|Yep, just as I thought, another Friendly Fire for you to hack.
|Phone Call|Okay, this target is Image As Designed.  Maybe get a little work done while you're there?  Not saying you need it of course...
|Phone Call|Got the virus ready for this sector.  Keep the area clear and I'll get it fully uploaded and get that new door open for you.
|Phone Call|Okay, that virus is in.  See you back on the ship.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 03 Outro Intro"
|Kinzie|That makes one door open in downtown.  I think I can find another weak spot in there, so keep hacking away.
|Playa - Female 1|Right.
}}

{{quote|I know you've done a lot so far, but keep hacking stores and I'll open more doors.  Dammit, that rhymed...|Kinzie, "QC01 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 04 Objective"
|Phone Call|Look, I know this is a LOT of hacking, but hey, at least this target is Planet Zin, right?
|Phone Call|Let's see... Image As Designed is on the list in this area.  Wait... no, yeah, that's right.  Hack away.
|Phone Call|Man this city has a lot of tattoo parlors...
|Phone Call|I need Rim Jobs hacked please.  Well, if you want another exit to the ship that is...
|Phone Call|Here's your standard "hack Friendly Fire" reminder.  Like you really thought there wouldn't be one in this sector...
|Phone Call|Ready to take on the Zin's security while I upload the next virus?  Well, I hope you are cause that's what's next.
|Phone Call|By the time you get back here I should have that second doorway in Downtown online.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 04 Outro Intro"
|Kinzie|Yep.  This is a piece of cake.
|Playa|I'm doing most of the work.
}}

{{quote|Another door to the ship in downtown is possible if you continue hacking open stores.|Kinzie, "QC01 04 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 05 Objective"
|Phone Call|Oh look, a gun store to hack.  Don't worry, it's the last one in the city that'll help me open a door.  I promise.
|Phone Call|Hey look, one of my favorite shops in town is on the list.  Hack it open in case I need to pick anything up there later.
|Phone Call|Okay, another Rim Jobs in this set.  Remember, don't get too cocky about your hacking skills.
|Phone Call|Take over another Planet Zin.  I'd remind you it'll help with opening the door, but frankly who cares.  Just take our store back from that egomaniacal bastard.
|Phone Call|And the winner is... Rusty's Needle.  Hack, open it up, and onward we go.
|Phone Call|This is it, the last virus to insert into the system.  Do your "keeping the area safe" thing and I'll get this uploaded a door opened.
|Phone Call|Fantastic!  See you back here.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC01 05 Outro"
|Kinzie|That's it, you did great!  With all those access points back to the real world I'm a lot less worried you'll get trapped there now.
|Playa|Well, at least I can shop just about anywhere now.
}}

{{quote|Okay, there's one more door I think I can open. Just keep up the hacking a little longer.|Kinzie, "QC01 05 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 01 Intro"
|Kinzie|I need a stable environment to work from inside the simulation.  There's several things you can do around Brickston so I can set it up.  Also, I should be able to create an upgrade to your blast with this.
|Playa|Sure, why not.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|I could really use your help.  Stop by and I'll give you the details.
|Phone Call|First thing I need to do is insert a virus into the area to clear out as much Zin security programming as possible.  You guard the area and I'll upload the virus.
|Phone Call|I need some information from the area around Friendly Fire.  Hack that and I'll see what data I can collect.
|Phone Call|The programming near Rim Jobs is showing some strange anomalies.  Hack it and I'll see what I can find out.
|Phone Call|One of the rogue Zin programs is messing with my data collection.  Kill the program for me please.
|Phone Call|Nothing helps more than a little disruption to the Zin systems.  See what sort of mayhem you can cause.
|Phone Call|I don't want the Zin walking around my soon-to-be new programming environment.  Take out the local patrol.
|Phone Call|Okay, this is it.  One more program to insert into the system and the area will work nicely.  Just keep things safe while I upload it.
|Phone Call|Done.  I think that should work.  Stop by and I'll give you that upgrade I mentioned.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 01 Outro"
|Kinzie|Okay, that should give me a better gateway into keeping an eye on things inside fake Steelport.  Here's that upgrade I promised you.  Thanks!
|Playa|Sweet!
}}

{{quote|Weaken the area around Brickston so I can create a stable environment for myself and piece together an upgrade for you.|Kinzie, "QC02 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 02 Intro"
|Matt Miller|If it's not too much trouble, I need to better familiarize myself with how the simulation works.  I figure if I watch the changes to the code take place when you do a few different tasks for me, I should get a stronger grasp on the workings of Zin programming.
|Playa|Fine, but I better get something outta this.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|Could I have a word with you on the ship?  At your convenience of course.
|Phone Call|I need to know what happens when the Zin simulations are killed.  I found a patrol for you.  Mind killing them for me?
|Phone Call|The data I'll be working against is buried in the security protocols.  Hack this gun shop so I can see what's in there.
|Phone Call|Some of the Zin data would be helpful to look at.  There's a vehicle with the proper programming I need you to obtain for me.
|Phone Call|Really appreciate the help.  And, I even managed to make something for you as thanks.  Come back to the ship and I'll load it onto your HUB.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 02 Outro Intro"
|Matt Miller|Here, I've created a simple locating program for your troubles.  Now I want to change up the tasks you were performing.  Same general idea and a better reward for you this time.
|Playa|Thanks for the program.
}}

{{quote|Do a few tasks for me and I can better learn how the simulation code works.|Matt Miller, "QC02 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|One of CID's rifts is active in the area.  Go through it so I can see the destabilizing effect it creates.
|Phone Call|The more Zin you kill, the more the system works to compensate.  Here's the location of one of their patrols.
|Phone Call|I heard about the race routines in the city which can overload some of the programming.  How about doing one of those for me?
|Phone Call|Excellent job.  I have something special waiting for you back here.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 03 Outro Intro"
|Matt Miller|I know you'll love what I created for you.  Really some of my best work.  Now, if you keep this up I can measure the chaos caused by your actions and perhaps come up with an upgrade for you.
|Playa|Okay then...
}}

{{quote|Continue to show me what the simulation can throw at you and I'll learn more about it.|Matt Miller, "QC02 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 04 Objective"
|Phone Call|Kinzie told me about those large maintenance domes.  I'd like to see how things react when you destroy one for starters.
|Phone Call|I've cooked up a little code to upload into the simulation.  Mind keeping any security off it while I get it installed?
|Phone Call|I'd like to see the difference between the security programs in the stores.  How about hacking a garage for me?
|Phone Call|It's easier to collect the data I'm interested in without the Zin around to bog things down.  Go after their patrol if you will.
|Phone Call|I think that's it.  Got all the data I need.  Next time I see you I'll have that upgrade.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC02 04 Outro"
|Matt Miller|Thanks for the help with that.  At least now I don't feel like I'm flying blind here when it comes to Zin programming.  Here's that upgrade for you, though I know you love the outfit more.
|Playa|Of course I do, Matt...
}}

{{quote|Fight against some of the Zin's defenses and I'll know what's best to counteract them for you.|Matt Miller, "QC02 04 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC03 01 Intro"
|CID|I need help inserting a virus into the simulation, among other things.  Do this and I will reward you.  Don't do this and you will get nothing.  Understand?
|Playa|Yeah, I got it...
}}

{{dialogue|"QC03 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|Your presence is needed back on the ship.
|Phone Call|I always enjoy upsetting Zinyak.  Show him you are better than his people at his favorite game show.
|Phone Call|I have determined where inserting my virus would be most effective.  Protect the area while I do this.
|Phone Call|The Zin here have been looking for me.  Eliminate them.
|Phone Call|An overload of the system will scramble some of their code.  Completing one of the race programs will accomplish this.
|Phone Call|Good.  Your reward is waiting.  Come claim it.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC03 01 Outro Intro"
|CID|You accomplished what I asked you to do so here is your reward.  Now continue with this task if you value doing everything you can in this world.
|Playa|Guess I don't have a choice...
}}

{{quote|Help me gain access to the simulation systems and I will be the one to reward you this time.|CID, "QC03 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC03 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|Before I can upload my next program, I need another Zin patrol dealt with.
|Phone Call|I have created a masking program which needs to be uploaded with your help.
|Phone Call|With the masking program in place, disrupting the system through chaos will give it time to work.
|Phone Call|You are closer to completing all objectives in the simulation.  Return to me.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC03 02 Outro Intro"
|CID|This was made especially to reward you.  Now I need you to continue by stabilizing one of my rifts.  Doing so will aid in earning you more bragging rights and will get you a reward.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|At least your direct.
|Playa - Female 2|At least your direct.
|Playa - Female 3|At least your direct.
|Playa - Male 1  |At least you're direct.
|Playa - Male 2  |At least your direct.
|Playa - Male 3  |At least your direct.
|Nolan North               |At least your direct.
}} }}

{{quote|Continue to disrupt the system so you get rewarded by myself.|CID, "QC03 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC03 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|The rift tied to one of my viruses is your first task.  Stabilize it.
|Phone Call|Use this time to kill more Zin.
|Phone Call|Zinyak is not pleased that you are better at his favorite game show than the Zin are.  I, however, approve of this.
|Phone Call|Soon you will be able to say you have done all my tasks for me.  After you come talk to me again that is.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC03 03 Outro"
|CID|You have done well.  Now I will no longer be the cause of you not completing all the tasks available for you to do.  Here is your immediate reward as well.
|Playa|Pleasure doing business... I think.
}}

{{quote|Stabilize one of my rifts, then continue to upset Zinyak.|CID, "QC03 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC04 01 Intro"
|Phone Call|Look, I have to prove to other me that I'm more than a party girl. So I came up with a list of things that are causing problems in the simulation.
|Playa|Sounds good.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC04 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|Hey! I'm on the ship. Come talk to me.
|Phone Call|I found an overload point. That's what it's called, right? The racing thing?
|Phone Call|What? Oh right. There's a patrol that needs taken out!
|Phone Call|Oh! Oh! One of those rips in the simulation! I tagged one of those too!
|Phone Call|There's an Image as Designed still under Zin control. Pop that shit open, Boss!
|Phone Call|Hey hey, check us out! Pretty good job on my part. Hey you mind stopping by?
}}

{{dialogue|"QC04 01 Outro Intro"
|Phone Call|Gotta be honest. Helping out was cool but it doesn't change the fact being stuck in this simulation kinda sucks. Quality of life'd be a lot better if you could clean this place up a bit.
|Playa|Fair enough.
}}

{{quote|I made you a list of problems around the simulation. Pretty useful, huh?|Phone Call, "QC04 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC04 02 Intro Outro"
|Phone Call|Y'know, I really miss hanging out. You wanna do something?
|Playa|What do you have in mind?
}}

{{dialogue|"QC04 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|These Zin are all up in my neighborhood. Can you take 'em out?
|Phone Call|I'm getting bad vibes off this car. It's really freaking me out. Can you get rid of it?
|Phone Call|I could use a place to get new threads nearby. Can you crack that Image as Designed?
|Phone Call|Nice job cleaning up the place. I really appreciate it. I got one more thing when you have time.
}}

{{quote|You gotta clean this place up a bit if I'm gonna be stuck here, Boss.|Phone Call, "QC04 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC04 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|Let's gear up with some guns, Boss! Flip this Friendly Fire!
|Phone Call|Found a great place to hit the simulation where it hurts!
|Phone Call|Remember when we used to grab cars off the road? Ah. Good times.
|Phone Call|Got a lead on a bunch of Zin hanging out, doing nothing. Let's take 'em out!
|Phone Call|Man, what a rush. That was great. Come by the ship and let me say thanks in person.
}}

{{quote|Kick ass, Boss. It was really cool hanging out with you again. And I helped fight back against the Zin. That's what we call a win-win.|Phone Call, "QC04 03 Outro"}}

{{quote|I got a whole bunch of fun stuff to do!|Phone Call, "QC04 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC05 01 Intro"
|Ben King|I'm working on an epic sci-fi follow-up to Regicide. I'm in the research phase but the damn Zin blew up the Internet. I need you to do some legwork for me.
|Playa|Legwork, huh? All right.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC05 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|Swing by the ship when you have a chance.
|Phone Call|I wanna see you take down one of those Zin hotspots.
|Phone Call|I see the main character as a tough guy. I wanna see you how you handle a Zin patrol.
|Phone Call|What does it feel like when you hack one of those Zin stores? Show me.
|Phone Call|What's involved in injecting a virus into the simulation exactly? I wanna know.
|Phone Call|Fantastic. Come see me when you're ready for more.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC05 01 Outro Intro"
|Ben King|This stuff is great, playa. What I need now is to punch up the second act. Show me some good stuff.
|Playa|You realize your potential "readers" total about ten people, right?
}}

{{quote|Seeing how you handle an alien threat will really enhance the narrative of my new book.|Phone Call, "QC05 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC05 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|Can you show me that virus upload thing you do again? That's good stuff.
|Phone Call|I tagged a target for you. I want to see you wipe this sucker out.
|Phone Call|I want a big combat scene. How about taking on a bunch of Zin on patrol?
|Phone Call|I lost my notes on that virus injection thing, playa. Can you do one for me?
|Phone Call|This is fantastic, playa. See me when you're ready to bring this home.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC05 02 Outro Intro"
|Ben King|If this is going to be authentic, I need to make sure to get every last detail right.
|Playa|Big finish, huh? Let's do it.
}}

{{quote|The book is coming along great but we really need to dig deep for the middle.|Phone Call, "QC05 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC05 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|I know you've done this virus injection before but it's really good character development!
|Phone Call|Okay, the enemy has the main character surrounded. Show me what he'd do against a bunch of Zin?
|Phone Call|Time for the big show. Let's cause some mayhem out there, playa!
|Phone Call|Now it's time for the main character to face his greatest challenge. A room full of enemies!
|Ben King|Playa, this is my best work yet. I want to thank you face to face.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC05 03 Outro"
|Ben King|This is gonna be epic, playa. Thanks for your help. I'll be sure to put you in the special thanks.
|Playa|Gee, Ben. Thanks.
}}

{{quote|A book's only as good as its ending. Let's knock this one out of the motherfucking park.|Phone Call, "QC05 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC06 01 Intro"
|Johnny Gat|Dammit, man, I've been cooped up for way too long. I need to stretch my legs and kill some things.
|Playa|Hell yeah. You got it, Johnny.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC06 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|Meet me on the ship.
|Phone Call|I wanna see one of those hotspots destroyed.
|Phone Call|The best part of injecting a virus into the simulation is killing all the Zin motherfuckers who came after you.
|Phone Call|Hey, I found some more Zin to murder.
|Phone Call|Time to get serious and take a tank to these motherfuckers.
|Phone Call|A bunch of Zin are on patrol. We can't let those assholes live.
|Phone Call|Nice. All right, see me on the ship when you're ready to do this again.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC06 01 Outro Intro"
|Johnny Gat|Now that you got some new toys, how about you show these Zin what the Saints can really do.
|Playa|You got it.
}}

{{quote|Let's do crazy shit like we used to.|Phone Call, "QC06 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC06 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|The Zin have to pay. I want to see their shit blown up good.
|Phone Call|Sharpen your murder skills on some Zin troopers. Make it hurt.
|Phone Call|The Zin grabbed someone special from our past and put him in the simulation. Kill that motherfucker.
|Phone Call|Inject a virus into this simulation and kill every motherfucker who tries to stop you.
|Phone Call|Grab one of their ships and use it against them. These alien fucks have it coming.
|Phone Call|Cool, man. You swing on by the ship if you feel like finishing this right.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC06 02 Outro Intro"
|Johnny Gat|Look. Do we really need a reason to go destroy shit?
|Playa|...no.
}}

{{quote|After what these Zin did to me, I want every single one of them wiped out.|Phone Call, "QC06 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC06 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|Upload a virus. Kill whoever shows up.
|Phone Call|Found some Zin troops. Kill these motherfuckers.
|Phone Call|Found a good place to destroy a whole bunch of shit. Have fun.
|Phone Call|Maero, the asshole leader of the Brotherhood, is in town. Kill that son of a bitch.
|Phone Call|That was epic. Meet me back on the ship.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC06 03 Outro"
|Johnny Gat|Now that's what I'm fucking talking about. The dream team is back.
|Playa|I had a great time, Johnny.
}}

{{quote|Enough with trying to justify violence. Let's fuck shit up.|Phone Call, "QC06 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC07 01 Intro"
|Asha|You have skills, there's no questioning that. But I'm curious if you can meet the standards of MI6. I'd like to watch you in action and see for myself.
|Playa|MI6, huh? All right. I'm game.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC07 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|Find me on the ship when you're ready.
|Phone Call|Being a spy is a very physical job. Think you can handle a brief jog?
|Phone Call|Some Zin troops are patrolling in the area. Show me how you'd handle crowd control.
|Phone Call|We're often called to defend others while they work. Think you can handle it?
|Phone Call|Shutting down operations before they get out of hand is all in a day's work at MI6. Wipe out the hotspot I've found.
|Phone Call|Not bad, rookie. See me when you're ready for a real challenge.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC07 01 Outro Intro"
|Asha|Okay, round one complete. But can you handle these next ones?
|Playa|Throw me whatever you got.
}}

{{quote|Gather intelligence on the real world location of high-ranking Zin officials.|Phone Call, "QC07 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC07 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|Another virus injection point. How many waves of enemies can you clear, huh?
|Phone Call|It's not often spies are called upon to level areas but it's something you must be prepared--and able--to do.
|Phone Call|Cars and spies goes hand in hand. I've found a special one for you. Go grab it.
|Phone Call|I've marked a viral injection point. Protect the virus while it uploads.
|Phone Call|There's a patrol of Zin in the area. Eliminate them for queen and country.
|Phone Call|Second round complete. See me if you think you can handle the last part.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC07 02 Outro Intro"
|Asha|Playtime's over. Now for the real challenge.
|Playa|Bring it on.
}}

{{quote|I need data on how best to take down the Zin officials.|Phone Call, "QC07 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC07 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|A Zin Patrol. Strike fast and take it down.
|Phone Call|A virus injection. Don't let the Zin stop you.
|Phone Call|A rift has opened. Complete its challenge in winning style.
|Phone Call|Up for a run? I've found the perfect route.
|Phone Call|Huh. Well done. See me on the ship and I'll congratulate you in person.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC07 03 Outro"
|Asha|Well, well. I admit that I'm impressed. You may just have what it takes to cut it in MI6 after all.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|All I need now is a British accent.
|Playa - Female 2|All I need now is a British accent.
|Playa - Female 3|All I need now is a British accent.
|Playa - Male 1  |All I need now is a British accent.
|Playa - Male 2  |All I need now is a British accent.
|Playa - Male 3  |Got the gadgets.  Got the accent.  All I need now is pussy galore.
|Nolan North               |All I need now is a British accent.
}} }}

{{quote|If you don't think you can handle the last part of these challenges, you could always admit defeat.|Phone Call, "QC07 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC08 01 Intro"
|Pierce|Clearly you're too tense and uptight right now.  Doctor Pierce orders you to go out and have fun blowing off some steam.  Don't argue, just go.
|Playa|I suppose you're right.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC08 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|So I got a great idea for what you need right now.  Swing by and I'll fill you in.
|Phone Call|All right, found some Zin you can take your aggressions out on.
|Phone Call|This one should really get you to let loose.  Trust me.
|Phone Call|If there's one thing that I know makes ME feel better, it's killing Zin.  Go try it.
|Phone Call|Come on back, I wanna see how relaxed you gotta be.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC08 01 Outro Intro"
|Pierce|You still seem tense.  Look, I know Earth is gone and that fucking sucks.  But we can't let that get us down, right?  Maybe try out something like this new Inflato-Ray to take your mind off the bad things.
|Playa|I do like new weapons.
}}

{{quote|Go kill some Zin, take over parts of the simulation, and just have some fun.|Pierce, "QC08 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC08 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|Maybe try going back to your roots this time.  Go steal this vehicle I found for you.
|Phone Call|You know how to super jump, so why not put it to the test.  Climb one of those big towers and I'll bet jumping off will be a blast!
|Phone Call|Nothing like killing Zin to put a smile on your face.
|Phone Call|For me to find more fun for you to do in the future I'll need to load this program Kinzie created into the simulation.  Help me do that and we'll both benefit.
|Phone Call|Nothing like causing a ruckus to get your mind off things, right?  See you when you get back.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC08 02 Outro Intro"
|Pierce|We've been doing this a long time now, right boss?  And I know that YOU know that I know you're the best at this shit.  So how about we prove it one more time.  Whadya say?
|Playa|Okay... wait, did that make any sense?
}}

{{quote|Don't just fuck with the Zin, have FUN doing it.|Pierce, "QC08 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC08 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|The Zin are still keeping patrols in this area.  Do what you do and take them out.
|Phone Call|Nothing as old-school as taking out a target causing us problems.  Kill that program, boss!
|Phone Call|Legal Lee started you out with insurance fraud back in Stilwater, so why not use that skill here to break the simulation!
|Phone Call|Here's a mix of the old AND the new.  Destroy shit with your mind!
|Phone Call|So I might have a bit of a confession to make next time I see you...
}}

{{dialogue|"QC08 03 Outro"
|Pierce|Knew you could get it done!  Though in all honesty, that was just a list of stuff Kinzie gave me to do.  But I knew you'd be the right person for the job!  Thanks boss!
|Playa|Pierce... I'm gonna kill you later.
}}

{{quote|I know you got this boss, so I'm not worried.  Also, I'll upgrade that crazy Inflato-Ray I gave you at the end.|Pierce, "QC08 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 01 Intro"
|Keith David|I've been thinking a lot about those days on the campaign trail. I bet we can use a lot of those techniques against the Zin.
|Playa|Sounds like a strange comparison but okay.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|Let's kick off this campaign. See me on the ship.
|Phone Call|Remember that time you had to outrun those protestors in Boise? It's kinda like that.
|Phone Call|When you have a message, you have to be clear, concise, and make sure it's big. Just like leveling a city block.
|Phone Call|Zin patrols are like campaign workers. Sometimes you really want to smack the shit out of them.
|Phone Call|It's hard to keep perspective when you're so focused on the nomination. Perspective. That's a decent segue to climbing a tower, right?
|Phone Call|Campaigning is a mix of toeing the line and shaking up the establishment. Like those rifts around town, y'know.
|Phone Call|Well, you've got my vote. Come on by the ship when you're ready to reminisce some more.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 01 Outro Intro"
|Keith David|Camp David was a wild time, wasn't it? I can only imagine what we would have gotten up to if we didn't have to worry about the backlash.
|Playa|Well, we don't have to worry about that now, right?
}}

{{quote|Fighting aliens is like running for office. You gotta go for the throat.|Phone Call, "QC09 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|I want you to imagine this target as that security guard who caught you and that reporter in the--well, you remember.
|Phone Call|Remember what went down at your first meeting with those lobbyists? I imagine taking out these Zin would be pretty similar.
|Phone Call|When you're the Head of State, you set your own rules. And this simulation is the same way.
|Phone Call|Those hotspots are just like...well, I don't really know but Kinzie says this one needs shutting down.
|Phone Call|Shaundi asks that I not make a Chappaquiddick reference. So I won't.
|Phone Call|Remember when Pierce got in a fight with that reporter? That was a mess. Think you can do more damage than those two did?
|Phone Call|Hehehe. Y'know, this all really takes me back. You wanna do some more? Come by.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 02 Outro Intro"
|Keith David|We've all had enough of Zinyak's shit. Do this and you can set your own terms in this fight.
|Playa|I need every advantage I can get.
}}

{{quote|Reliving the past without the fear of impeachment sounds pretty great to me.|Phone Call, "QC09 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|Zinyak's only as good as his soldiers. Take out this patrol.
|Phone Call|Viruses help destabilize the simulation. I found an insert point for you.
|Phone Call|We found some code in this car. Jack it and remove the code from the simulation.
|Phone Call|Kinzie says racing causes the simulation to freak out. I like the sound of that.
|Phone Call|Not a bad "fuck you" to the asshole-in-charge. See me when you wanna finish this.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 03 Outro Intro"
|Keith David|Found some more ways to show Zinyak who's really in charge here. I'll walk you through them.
|Playa|Sounds good to me.
}}

{{quote|Zinyak deserves no mercy. So let's not show him any.|Phone Call, "QC09 03 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 04 Objective"
|Phone Call|One of Zinyak's lieutenants is hiding as a regular person in the simulation. Take his ass out.
|Phone Call|More Zins on patrol. They won't stop until we send them a clear message.
|Phone Call|Why should you climb this tower? Because it's there.
|Phone Call|Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Come on by for a proper congratulation.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC09 04 Outro"
|Keith David|That's why you're the Commander-in-Chief. Shame you'll never get the chance for re-election.
|Playa|We would have had a marvelous second term, Keith.
}}

{{quote|The Saints own this simulation. Let's remind the Zin about that fact.|Phone Call, "QC09 04 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC10 01 Intro"
|Shaundi|Hey boss, I could really use some help getting Zinyak back for sticking me in that personal fucking hell of a mind-prison.  I'll tell you what to do, you go piss in Zinyak's plans.  Got it?
|Playa|Fair enough.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC10 01 Objective"
|Phone Call|I want payback and I need your help to do it.  Come see me and I'll go over the plan.
|Phone Call|Having my stuff blown up certainly gets under my skin, so let's do that to Zinyak.
|Phone Call|Those races overload stuff in the simulation, right?  That sounds perfect.
|Phone Call|There's a group of Zin to kill.  Would love to do it myself, but you doing it will be quicker.
|Phone Call|Matt let me know he'd like to get you into some more super power training.  Good luck with that.
|Phone Call|Zinyak has an old program he likes running around the city.  I say you kill it.
|Phone Call|So far this is going great.  I wanna hear all about it in person.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC10 01 Outro Intro"
|Shaundi|God I love knowing we must be causing Zinyak's blood to boil.  No reason to stop now.  Head back in and I'll give you more to do.
|Playa|Wow, she's really enjoying this.
}}

{{quote|Let's get to pissing off the alien asshole, Zinyak.|Shaundi, "QC10 01 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC10 02 Objective"
|Phone Call|If CID's rifts are good at disrupting the Zin systems, then I'm fine with you helping CID keep one open.
|Phone Call|Time to kill Zin.  I'll just sit here and dream about how great that would feel right now.
|Phone Call|Here's another of Zinyak's personal programs you can kill.  Hope it was his favorite.
|Phone Call|There's some data stored in a vehicle.  Kinzie says it's important Zin stuff.  That means we should steal it.
|Phone Call|Good job, boss, but there's still more to do.  See you on the ship.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC10 02 Outro Intro"
|Shaundi|This is great and all, but we need to speed up this whole pissing off then killing Zinyak thing.  I only got one more set of stuff for you to do and the sooner it's done maybe we can go after that bastard.
|Playa|Okay, calm down, I'm going.
}}

{{quote|All right, we have the pressure going on Zinyak.  Let's make sure we don't let up.|Shaundi, "QC10 02 Selection"}}

{{dialogue|"QC10 03 Objective"
|Phone Call|The Zin really hate those rifts.  I admit, CID does a good job with those.
|Phone Call|Guess this vehicle I see on Kinzie's list is more data the Zin want.  Well, too bad it'll be ours when you steal it.
|Phone Call|Those large towers have a lot of data clusters on them which are useful to you, right?  So go climb that thing.
|Phone Call|Zinyak tries to kill us, we kill his people.  Seems fair to me.
|Phone Call|Awesome to hear that's all done.  Come on back and I may have something for  you.
}}

{{dialogue|"QC10 03 Outro"
|Shaundi|If I was an asshole alien overlord who had a bunch of his people killed and technology destroyed I'd certainly be upset about it.  So go us!  Now we can focus on killing that bastard.
|Playa|And that date with Keith I'm guessing.
}}

{{quote|Keith said he can't go on a date with me until Zinyak is dead. So the faster the better, boss.|Shaundi, "QC10 03 Selection"}}


R Leap - Break on Through[]

{{dialogue|"R Leap01 Begin Activity"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|If you don't start telling me how you can help me save my friends I'm walking.
|Playa - Female 2|Don't waste my time: how can you help me get my friends...
|Playa - Female 3|I want my friends back...how can you help?
|Playa - Male 1  |Look, I showed up to your "rift", so start explaining how you'll get me to my friends.
|Playa - Male 2  |All right I'm here...now tell me how you can help me find my friends...
|Playa - Male 3  |I'm not doing shit until you tell me how you can help my friends.
|Nolan North               |Look, I showed up to your "rift", so start explaining how you'll get me to my friends.
}}
|CID|I know how to navigate the Zin systems and travel between them.  If you can find the right simulation, I can open a gateway between that one and yours.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Why would you want to help me... You don't even know me.
|Playa - Female 2|Why should I trust you?
|Playa - Female 3|What's your stake in all this?  Why are you helpin' me?
|Playa - Male 1  |How do I know you aren't just one of Zinyak's goons fucking with me?
|Playa - Male 2  |I know you're not doing this out of the kindness of your heart...why are you helping me.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's real convienent.  Why should I trust you?
|Nolan North               |How do I know you aren't just one of Zinyak's goons fucking with me?
}}
|CID|Because I have no love for the Zin as I was once their prisoner too.  I have been stuck inside the Zin simulations creating rifts which cause chaos for Zinyak, though the Zin inevitably shut them down.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Looks like you already got this covered, what do you need me for?
|Playa - Female 2|If you can open rifts, why do you need me?
|Playa - Female 3|You seem to be doin' fine on your own...why do you need me?
|Playa - Male 1  |Then why am I here doing this?
|Playa - Male 2  |What do you want from me?
|Playa - Male 3  |So what, you want me to be your errand boy?
|Nolan North               |Then why am I here doing this?
}}
|CID|Your help ensures I am able to keep them open permanently.  A benefit to us both.
}}

{{dialogue|"R Leap01 Heading to Rift"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Great.  Listening to the creepy blocked caller could never go bad...
|Playa - Female 2|As a rule I'm not a fan of disembodied voices...
|Playa - Female 3|That was just bizzare...
|Playa - Male 1  |That was odd...
|Playa - Male 2  |We can all agree that was fucked up, right?
|Playa - Male 3  |This should be interesting...
|Nolan North               |That was odd...
}}
|Phone Call|No kidding.  Does this guy really think we would just trust some random ghost in the machine?
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|We don't have much of a choice...fuck it, what's the worse that can happen.
|Playa - Female 2|We're not really in a position to turn down help...what could go wrong?
|Playa - Female 3|If there's a chance that this guy can help save our friends it's worth the risk...what's the worse that can happen?
|Playa - Male 1  |Well, if he can help it'd be worth it, right?  Besides, what's the worse that can happen?
|Playa - Male 2  |If this guy has a line on our friends, we have to check it out.  Besides, what's the worse that can happen?
|Playa - Male 3  |Well if it's a trap what's the worse than can happen?
|Nolan North               |Well, if he can help it'd be worth it, right?  Besides, what's the worse that can happen?
}}
|Phone Call|I die.  You die.  We all die.  Any combination that involves death at all really.
}}

{{quote|You will need to leap from platform to platform.  By changing the red platforms to blue, the power connection to this simulation will remain open.  The closer you land to the center, the stronger the connection.|CID, "R Leap01 Mission Brief"}}

{{dialogue|"R Leap01 MM Complete"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This doesn't seem dangerous, why don't you do it yourself?
|Playa - Female 2|So why do you need my help?
|Playa - Female 3|Can't you do this yourself?
|Playa - Male 1  |So why don't you do this yourself?  Where are you anyway?
|Playa - Male 2  |So why aren't you doing this yourself?
|Playa - Male 3  |Couldn't you have done this on your own?
|Nolan North               |So why don't you do this yourself?  Where are you anyway?
}}
|CID|My body has long since died.  I implanted my consciousness into the main simulation computer many years ago.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|How can you open a gateway if you're dead?
|Playa - Female 2|So how do plan on helping me without a body?
|Playa - Female 3|So even though you're dead you can still open these gateways?
|Playa - Male 1  |Then how can you open these gateways for me?
|Playa - Male 2  |If you don't have a body, the fuck are you gonna help me?
|Playa - Male 3  |But even though you have no body you're still going to help me, right?
|Nolan North               |Then how can you open these gateways for me?
}}
|CID|I cannot.  That is, not unless you find me a physical, mobile form I can download my memory matrix into first.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|What, I just take your word for it?
|Playa - Female 2|So I find you a body and I'm supposed to just trust that you'll help me?
|Playa - Female 3|So I'm just supposed to trust you?
|Playa - Male 1  |So I find you a body and I'm supposed to just trust that you'll help me?
|Playa - Male 2  |There's always a catch...
|Playa - Male 3  |That sounds like a lot of work for a vague promise...
|Nolan North               |So I find you a body and I'm supposed to just trust that you'll help me?
}}
|CID|Unlike humans I keep my word and pay my debts.  Besides, you know you need me.
}}

{{dialogue|"R Leap01 MM End"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|I jumped on the flashy lights, now can you help me kill Zinyak already?
|Playa - Female 2|Done.
|Playa - Female 3|I did my part...now it's your turn...
|Playa - Male 1  |There, I've finished your rift.
|Playa - Male 2  |I jumped through your hoops...what's next.
|Playa - Male 3  |What's next?
|Nolan North               |There, I've finished your rift.
}}
|CID|My access code is 1 3 3 1.  Use it when you find me a suitable form.
}}

{{quote|Greetings.  If you want to find and rescue your friends, you will meet me at my rift.  Goodbye.|Phone Call, "R Leap01 Pre Mission Phonecall"}}


Activity - Rift[]

{{dialogue|"rift - achieved"
|CID|I think you could do better.
|CID|That was a decent effort.
|CID|The rift will now remain open, though not at full capacity.
|CID|It is not easy to impress me, but you have managed to do so.
|CID|Maximum power to the rift has been achieved.
|CID|That was superbly done.
|CID|Almost the best result possible.  Almost.
|CID|The rift is almost fully powered, but not quite.
|CID|You did better than I had anticipated.
}}

{{dialogue|"rift -"
|CID|Are you finding this difficult?
|CID|Did you intend to do that?
|CID|Do you need to take a break?
|CID|Have I misplaced my trust?
|CID|I am glad it is not me in there.
|CID|If I begin cheering, will it help?
|CID|Is that the best you can do?
|CID|Pick yourself up and keep going.
|CID|Should I wait for another person to do this?
|CID|There must be a better way.
|CID|You will need better control than that.
|CID|Do be careful.
|CID|Do not let your fears stop you.
|CID|Excellent.
|CID|Hmm, interesting choice.
|CID|I admire your determination.
|CID|I believe this may work.
|CID|I did not expect that much skill.
|CID|I like what I am seeing.
|CID|I would say you are doing rather well.
|CID|It is important you succeed.
|CID|It is not too easy for you, is it?
|CID|My faith seems to be well placed.
|CID|Perhaps there is hope after all.
|CID|Please, keep going.
|CID|The rift is beginning to stabilize.
|CID|There is more to you than I thought.
|CID|You are getting my hopes up.
|CID|You seem to understand this.
|CID|Not a very encouraging finish.
|CID|Perhaps if you were to try again you may succeed.
|CID|The rift is still unstable.  Another attempt may be made.
}}


Activity - Running Man[]

{{dialogue|"RM Bad"
|Bobby|Can't afford to make mistakes like that.
|Bobby|Does this Saint understand these targets?
|Bobby|Got to stay away from those unethical targets.
|Bobby|I know this player can shoot better than that!
|Bobby|I think our contestant isn't paying attention down there...
|Bobby|Not a good target to hit.
|Bobby|Oh, no!  That's an unethical target!
|Bobby|Someone isn't paying attention in the arena.
|Bobby|Surely that wasn't deliberate...
|Bobby|There will be penalties for that mistake.
|Bobby|This contestant has to be more careful.
|Bobby|Those unethical penalties are costly!
|Zach|Ah-ho-ho!  Unethical targets result in some serious penalties, Bobby.
|Zach|Come on!  You can't just shoot every target in Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
|Zach|Oh!  Contestants have to pay attention!
|Zach|Oh!  Professor Genki won't like this.
|Zach|Oh!  There goes an unethical target.  That's not good.
|Zach|Oh, boy.  Taking out an unethical target like that is just lazy.
|Zach|Oh, this is crazy.  This is embarrassing!
|Zach|The contestant has to be watching those targets!
|Zach|The Saints are known for unethical shooting...
|Zach|Ugh.  We have some lousy shooting here today.
|Zach|Ugh.  What was this contestant thinking?
|Zach|Uh, geez.  This is not what the fans wanna see.
}}

{{dialogue|"RM Correct"
|Bobby|Perfect telepathic control there, Zach.
|Bobby|Perfectly matched for a score.
|Bobby|Right choice by our contestant.
|Bobby|That'll put this contestant ahead.
|Bobby|The Professor has to like that shot.
|Zach|All right! A good match always gets the crowd going.
|Zach|And it's in!
|Zach|Lucky hit on that target!
|Zach|Oh, yeah!  Perfect shot for the Saint!
|Zach|That was the right one to go for.
}}

{{dialogue|"RM Fire"
|Bobby|Gotta watch that bonfire!
|Bobby|Now that's some hot action!
|Bobby|That kind of mistake can be deadly!
|Bobby|That'll get the blood boiling!
|Bobby|That'll singe the hair!
|Bobby|Those burns will keep a doctor busy!
|Zach|Hope the contestant brought some marshmallows!  I'm hungry.
|Zach|No love from the fire trap!
|Zach|Oh!  Murder time is fire time!
|Zach|Oh, boy!  It's getting hot in that arena!
|Zach|Oh, geez!  Got too close to the fire!
|Zach|This Saint is definitely not fire proof!
}}

{{dialogue|"RM Generic"
|Bobby|Every shot seems to hit something today!
|Bobby|I hope they can keep this up.
|Bobby|Incredible!  There's no stopping this Saint today.
|Bobby|People will be talking about this round for a while.
|Bobby|This is becoming a performance for the record books!
|Bobby|This is like watching a non-stop highlight reel!
|Bobby|This match is going well so far, Zach.
|Bobby|This Saint is doing everything right!
|Bobby|Well done!  Well done indeed!
|Bobby|Wow, that's a great move on our contestant's part.
|Zach|Ah, there ya go!  A move like that has to make the contestant happy.
|Zach|Amazing move there!
|Zach|Another great burst of action by the contestant.
|Zach|Now that's what I like to see.
|Zach|Spectacular performance!
|Zach|That's what separates this contestant from the rest.
|Zach|This is unbelievable!
|Zach|Very impressive!
|Zach|Wish we had instant replay on that!
|Zach|Yeah!  I like what I'm seeing here today.
|Bobby|A mistake like that would make anyone frustrated.
|Bobby|Almost timed it perfectly.
|Bobby|How badly does this Saint want the cash?
|Bobby|How do you shake that one off?
|Bobby|I don't think our player saw that one!
|Bobby|I hope paramedics are standin' by.
|Bobby|I hope the Saints have good health insurance.
|Bobby|Our contestant has seen better days.
|Bobby|That is some rotten luck.
|Bobby|The arena is providing plenty of pain today.
|Bobby|This contestant just keeps taking the punishment!
|Bobby|This Saint is one hell of a competitor.
|Zach|Ah, c'mon now.  Gotta get that time back!
|Zach|Anyone would think about retiring after that.
|Zach|Ha!  I almost feel sorry for this Saint.
|Zach|No one can survive much more of that.
|Zach|Oh!  I tell ya, that's going to cost some valuable seconds.
|Zach|Oh!  This round just took a turn for the worse.
|Zach|Oh!  What a set back!
|Zach|Oh, boy!  That was just a bad break.
|Zach|Oh, that just looks painful!
|Zach|Ooooh!  Ha!  That's going to hurt in the morning.
|Zach|The contestant could probably use a stiff drink after that one.
|Zach|Well, I hope the money is worth this.
}}

{{dialogue|"RM Good"
|Bobby|Clean, accurate shooting.  That's how it's done.
|Bobby|Could this be a record breaking performance?
|Bobby|Having no trouble finding the bonus targets.
|Bobby|I haven't seen shooting like this in years!
|Bobby|More bonuses for our contestant!
|Bobby|Never knew the Saints were so ethical.
|Bobby|Now that was a beautiful shot.
|Bobby|Now this contestant is having a kick ass run so far!
|Bobby|This Saint is making short work of those targets.
|Bobby|This Saint is on top of these targets.
|Bobby|This Saint is taking care of business!
|Bobby|Those bonuses can really add up!
|Zach|All right! Another example of good, consistent shooting.
|Zach|Definitely no stranger to handling a gun!
|Zach|Good job!  Another target down.
|Zach|Nothing can keep this contestant from those targets.
|Zach|Nothing unethical about that target!
|Zach|That was a nice piece of shooting.
|Zach|That's the way to break a target!
|Zach|The bonus targets are sure taking some hits.
|Zach|The target was executed perfectly!
|Zach|There ya go!  The contestant is really hitting those bonus targets hard!
|Zach|This Saint is locked onto the ethical targets.
|Zach|Yeah!  Professor Genki must be loving this!
}}

{{dialogue|"RM Lightning"
|Bobby|Electricity is dangerous stuff!
|Bobby|How can anyone recover from that?
|Bobby|One hell of a jump start!
|Bobby|That shock could reanimate a corpse!
|Bobby|This player is quite the lightening rod!
|Bobby|What's the voltage on those things?
|Zach|Ha!  There ya go!  Like sticking a fork in a socket!
|Zach|Huh!  I felt the charge on that one!
|Zach|I love it!  The atmosphere in here is electric!
|Zach|I love the smell of ozone in the arena.
|Zach|Nothing to ground this contestant.
|Zach|Zapped like a moth!
}}

{{dialogue|"RM Wrong"
|Bobby|Good throw, but wrong target for that.
|Bobby|I think they got their targets confused.
|Bobby|That's gonna need a different target.
|Bobby|This Saint isn't using the right one.
|Bobby|Wrong color for what they're throwing.
|Zach|Ah!  If it doesn't match, it doesn't count.
|Zach|Ah, hah!  This Saint is going to have to rethink that.
|Zach|Oh, man!  Aimed for the wrong one.
|Zach|Oooh!  Not the right target for that.
|Zach|Ssss, ah!  Too bad for our contestant.
}}


Activity - Romance[]

{{dialogue|"Sex Lines Asha"
|Playa|Asha, I respect you too much to bullshit y--
|Asha|You don't respect me.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|That's not true?
|Playa - Female 2|That's not true?
|Playa - Female 3|That's not true?
|Playa - Male 1  |That's not true?
|Playa - Male 2  |No, that's true.
|Playa - Male 3  |That's not true?
|Nolan North               |That's not true?
}}
|Asha|What do you want.
|Playa|I'm looking for rough sex and Kinzie scares the shit out of me.
|Asha|I stay on top and you don't get to talk.
|Playa|Deal.
}}

{{dialogue|"Sex Lines Ben King"
|Ben King|Can I help you?
|Playa|No.  Well, yes-it's...Sorry this is a little awkward.
|Ben King|It's okay.  Say what's on your mind.
|Playa|I don't know if I can.
|Ben King|You never know if you can have something unless you ask for it.
|Playa|I don't want things to change between us.
|Ben King|Things won't change.  We're professionals.
|Playa|You'll see me differently...
|Ben King|Just shut up and say it.
|Playa|Can you sign my copy of your book?
|Ben King|Sure.
}}

{{dialogue|"Sex Lines CID"
|Playa|All right CID, here's the deal--
|CID|You need me to ravage you.
|Playa|ummm...maybe?
|CID|Don't worry, I'm fully equipped to pleasure you.
}}

{{dialogue|"Sex Lines Gat"
|Johnny Gat|Hey boss, how--
|Playa|Just shut up, I have to tell you something:  for years I thought you were dead, and I blamed myself for it.  When you were gone there was a hole in my life that I tried to fill with anything I could find...partying, sex, revenge...sometimes a weird combination of the three.
|Johnny Gat|Heh heh heh...
|Playa|But nothing worked...nothing ever made me feel alive like you did.  And I always thought it was just because I was depressed but seeing you now has made me realize how much I need you.  I know I'm not Aisha, and I'm not trying to be, but if--
}}

{{dialogue|"Sex Lines Kinzie"
|Playa|Hey Kinzie, you wanna fuck?
|Kinzie|Let's go.
}}

{{dialogue|"Sex Lines Matt"
|Playa|Matt, I've been thinking...we could all be dead soon, so...shit I can't believe I'm saying this...you don't have to die a virgin.
|Matt Miller|Can you call me NyteBlayde?
|Playa|Are you fucking serious?
|Matt Miller|You still wanna have a go?
|Playa|Oh what the hell...
}}

{{dialogue|"Sex Lines Pierce"
|Playa|Hey Pierce...
|Pierce|What's on your mind?
|Playa|We've had some good times together haven't we...
|Pierce|Hell yeah... singing, shooting, running a country...
|Playa|Want to add casual sex to that list?
|Pierce|I normally don't swing that way, but fuck it, I'm down.
}}

{{dialogue|"Sex Lines Shaundi"
|Playa|Been a helluva ride, hasn't it...
|Shaundi|That's an understatement.
|Playa|You changed so much.
|Shaundi|We both have.
|Playa|Hey what ever happened with that guy who won your dating show?
|Shaundi|Puerto Rican Thunder God?  He was sweet and all, but performance didn't live up to the name.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa|Look I gotta tell you something....it always drove me crazy that you had ex's in every city and were willing to go on a dating show but not once did you ever give me a shot
|Shaundi|You never asked for one.
|Playa|I'm asking now.
|Shaundi|Then let's make up for lost time...
}}


Activity - TB (Blazing)[]

{{dialogue|"TB NW01 Activity Start"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Should I be worried about who set this race up?
|Playa - Female 2|So where did this all come from?
|Playa - Female 3|Why would Zinyak set this up?
|Playa - Male 1  |What's all this stuff here, anyway?
|Playa - Male 2  |So who set up this race?
|Playa - Male 3  |How's this race tied to the simulation?
|Nolan North               |Why's all this stuff here, anyway?
}}
|Phone Call|Dunno, but it seems that when you break through any checkpoints along the race, the district's reality matrix will overload a little.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|One more time, Kinzie.
|Playa - Female 2|Forgive me Kinzie, I don't understand your nerd shit.
|Playa - Female 3|Yeah, I don't know what you just said.
|Playa - Male 1  |And that means something to me?
|Playa - Male 2  |Let's try that again in English.
|Playa - Male 3  |You lost me.
|Nolan North               |And that means something to me?
}}
|Phone Call|It means the simulation doesn't like it, and we're able to control the area.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Hey, that actually makes sense.
|Playa - Female 2|Ah.  Makes sense.
|Playa - Female 3|That sounds pretty straightforward...
|Playa - Male 1  |Sounds simple enough.
|Playa - Male 2  |Wow.  That almost sounded logical.
|Playa - Male 3  |Hey, that time it made sense!
|Nolan North               |Sounds simple enough.
}}
|Phone Call|It did the first time I said it too.
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|Keep saying shit that I understand and I'll buy you a pony.
|Playa - Female 2|See?  We're totally sympatico...
|Playa - Female 3|Look at that, Kinzie...we're bonding...
|Playa - Male 1  |You know I love you, Kinzie.
|Playa - Male 2  |I kid 'cause I love.
|Playa - Male 3  |Love you too, Kinzie.
|Nolan North               |You know I love you, Kinzie.
}}
|Phone Call|Lies.
}}

{{dialogue|"TB NW01 Begin Running"
||{{dialogueCollapsed
|Playa - Female 1|This is amazing!
|Playa - Female 2|Incredible!
|Playa - Female 3|WOOOOO!
|Playa - Male 1  |Holy crap I'm fast!
|Playa - Male 2  |Whoa!
|Playa - Male 3  |Yeah!
|Nolan North               |Holy crap I'm fast!
}}
|Kinzie|You're not kidding.
}}

{{dialogue|"TB NW01 Checkpoint"
|Kinzie|Checkpoint down.
|Kinzie|God, the speeds you're reaching are incredible!
|Kinzie|Good, now keep going.
|Kinzie|Heh, the simulation didn't like that at all.
|Kinzie|That's right, keep up the pace.
}}

{{quote|If you find anymore runs like this, feel free to do them.  Should piss off Zinyak, which isn't a bad thing.|Kinzie, "TB NW01 Player Succeeds"}}



Cutscenes[]

M00 - Zero Saints Thirty[]

{{dialogue|Zero Saints Thirty opening cutscene
|Narrator|It is a truth universally acknowledged, that every now and again a situation arises that defies explanation.
|Narrator|And so it was with the ascension of the Third Street Saints.
|Narrator|When the Saints made their presence known to the world in 2006, they were decried for being pretenders to the throne.
|Narrator|The people were confused. Were the Saints sociopathic killing machines hell-bent on destruction?
|Narrator|Or puckish rogues living a life of mirth and whimsy?
|Narrator|The Saints needed clarity of purpose, and so the course was set...
|Narrator|More fun, less mercy killing.
|Narrator|This simple choice revitalized the Saints, transforming them from a degenerate street gang into beloved pop culture icons.
|Narrator|But even then the Saints were not satisfied...
|Narrator|For it's one thing to be revered as a hero, it is another to be a hero.
|Narrator|And that, my friends, is where our journey begins.
|Pierce|Boss, you sure this isn't a set up?
|Pierce|Didn't catch that boss.
|Shaundi|The mic is dead? Are you fucking kidding me?
|Kinzie|I'm sorry, I forgot to check the battery because I was busy coordinating AN INTERNATIONAL ASSASSINATION!
|Pierce|Hey, can we go back to the part about this being a set up?
|Kinzie|It's not a setup, the intel is good.
|Shaundi|You trust this lady?
|Kinzie|Asha's one of the good guys. Oleg knows her from the KGB days.
|Pierce|Oh, she's tight with the KGB, I feel a lot better.
|Kinzie|Look, Burt and I worked with her too. She's fine.
|Pierce|Oh yeah, I'm sure she's great at putting someone in a fucking body bag that doesn't mean that we should?
|Shaundi|Showtime.
|Asha|We're three minutes behind schedule, we need to move.
|Pierce|You're a real people person, aren't you.
|Asha|I'm sorry, is this a counter terrorist operation or a Saints Flow shoot?
|Shaundi|I'm Shaundi.
|Asha|Asha Odekar. Follow me.
|Asha|We're here.
|Asha|I didn't expect them to be all business.
|Shaundi|We know what's at stake.
|Asha|Do you.
|Pierce|Look lady, this muthafucka knows how to get shit done. Don'tchu worry about me.
|Shaundi|What's security look like?
|Asha|My tech guy bought us a 10 minute window. If we move fast we'll only need to worry about the guards on foot.
|Pierce|How many of those are there?
|Asha|Don't know about the numbers inside, but there were about eight marching the perimeter...on my signal we- oh hell.
|Asha|We gotta move!
|Asha|So much for subtlety.
|Shaundi|Don't worry about it, honey. Subtlety's not really our thing!
|Asha|Come on, this way.
}}

M01 - The Saints Wing[]

{{dialogue|The Saints Wing opening cutscene
|King|This is a problem.
|Playa|It's not a problem.
|King|You alienated part of America.
|Playa|I alienated crazy people.
|Pierce|You couldn't resist, could you.
|Playa|Jesus, not you too.
|Pierce|This is a problem.
|King|I keep trying to explain that, but the President won't listen.
|Playa|Poverty is a problem. Apartheid is a problem. This is just a couple o-
|Pierce|Here's the latest approval poll.
|Playa|We lost 20 points, we can get them back.
|Pierce|They're AT 20 points.
|Playa|I'll admit that's a little lower than anticipated.
|Pierce|So you agree you have a problem.
|Playa|Nope, you do. You're the communications director, fix this.
|Pierce|Can you give me 100 percent employment?
|Playa|No.
|Pierce|Will you get married?
|Playa|Fuck no.
|Pierce|Then I think we're in trouble.
|Playa|King, can you have this naysayer assassinated?
|King|Not when you say it publicly.
|Playa|You were more fun as a gang leader.
|King|We have a country to run..."fun" isn't part of the equation.
|Playa|Where's a septic truck when you need one.
}}

{{dialogue|The Saints Wing mid-mission cutscene
|Kinzie|The President's words were taken out of context.
|Bitchy_Reporter|Kinzie, what's the right context for, and I quote, "I'm the Patron Saint of America, we should probably look into changing the pledge of allegiance to One Nation Under Me."
|Kinzie|That's a great question.
|Kinzie|Jane-
|Shaundi|I think we have a problem.
|Playa|Oh not you too? how many times do I have to-
|Shaundi|Asha and Miller are waiting for you in the oval office.
|Playa|If MI6 needed something they would send it up the chain, not fly across an ocean.
|Shaundi|They said nobody back home believes them.
|Playa|Jesus, what's going on.
|Shaundi|They think we're about to be attacked by aliens.
|Playa|I gotta go.
|Shaundi|This is serious!
|Shaundi|You know that Kinzie's been saying the same thing.
|Playa|When did you start taking Kinzie seriously?
|Shaundi|When the people who helped us save the world said we should.
|Playa|Alright, I'll swing by after I deal with-
|Kinzie|I knew it.
|Zinyak|Hello humans?
|Zinyak|Ladies and gentlemen this is not a time for fear, but a time for celebration. Today, the best and brightest among you will find salvation within the Zin Empire.
|Kinzie|I'm smarter than all these people.
|Zinyak|Delightful.
|Playa|Kinzie, NO!
|Secret_Service|Protect the President!
|Zinyak|I do love your spirit, my dear. I'm Zinyak, pleasure to meet you. Would you like to join me for a ride?
|Zinyak|Splendid.
}}

{{dialogue|The Saints Wing - mid-mission cutscene
|Zinyak|Why do you humans enjoy leaping so much?
|Playa|Get off my lawn you sonofabitch!
}}

M02 Pleasant Day[]

{{dialogue|A Pleasant Day - mid-mission cutscene
|Man|Oh my stars, it's the president!
|Playa|Hi, how are... ?
|Playa|What the *BLEEP*?
|Sheriff|We don't use that kind of language here in Steelport.
}}

{{dialogue|A Pleasant Day closing cutscene
|Zinyak|I'm impressed.
|Playa|Where the hell are-
|Playa|Fuck me...
|Zinyak|I should have realized a prison of peace would never hold a sociopath like yourself.
|Playa|I'm more of a puckish rogue.
|Zinyak|A rose by any other name...
|Playa|Are you trying to kill me, or sleep with me?
|Zinyak|Charming.
|Playa|There you go with those mix messages again.
|Zinyak|Then allow me to be perfectly clear...
|Zinyak|I am the architect of your reality. I build what I want?
|Zinyak|I destroy what I want...
|Zinyak|And your bravado...
|Zinyak|Means. Nothing.
|Zinyak|Fighting back is pointless, my friend.
|Zinyak|There's nowhere to run.
|Zinyak|You belong to me.
|Zinyak|Now onto more pleasant things.
|Zinyak|I'm going to place you in your new home. Try to run again, and I'll destroy your pitiful planet. TTFN.
|Zinyak|My friends, each of you are guilty of crimes against the Zin Empire, but today is your lucky day? today you get to be a part of a new work release program?
|Zinyak|Swear your fealty, and I will empower you to be wardens of simulation 31. You will have one purpose: Torment the President of the United States.
|Zinyak|Beyond that the world is yours to toy with. Ravage it, indulge in your basest desire, it makes no difference to me... just leave the prisoner alive.
|Zinyak|I want them broken, not dead.
|Zinyak|Go now, and tear their world asunder.
}}

M03 - The Real World[]

{{dialogue|The Real World mid-mission cutscene
|Kinzie|Boss, stay down!
|Keith|Come on!
|Playa|I picked the right running mate?
|Keith|Damn right.
|Playa|Let me take the stick. I'm getting us out of here.
|Kinzie|"Gee Kinzie, thanks for saving my life." Why thanks boss, I love being appreciated. "Boss? I'm the President now" When did you turn into such a jerk? "Surprise Kinzie, I've always been an asshole"
|Playa|Thank you. I mean it.
|Kinzie|You're not wearing pants.
|Playa|This just got weird.
|Kinzie|Little bit.
|Playa|Can I fly now?
|Kinzie|Knock yourself out.
}}

{{dialogue|The Real World closing cutscene
|Keith|We're not really leaving the others are we?
|Playa|Hell no, but if we're taking the fight to Zinyak we'll need all the help we can get.
|Playa|Kinzie, can you get in touch with Oleg?
|Kinzie|Yeah, we should be in range.
|Oleg|I always thought NyteBlyade was just a vampire show.
|Josh|Oh no my friend. It is the essence of drama.
|Josh|Hey, you need to take that?
|Oleg|You know anyone with a 217 area code?
|Josh|Is that St. Louis?
|Oleg|Probably a telemarketer.
|Josh|Oof! Ignore.
|Playa|Voicemail?!
|Kinzie|You want me to leave a message?
|Playa|Ugh, fin-
|Playa|NO!
|Keith|JESUS!
|Kinzie|Oleg!
|Kinzie|It's all gone.
|Zinyak|Well I'd say this was a productive day.
|Playa|You're a fucking monster.
|Zinyak|Oh don't act surprised. I told you this would happen.
|Keith|You killed 7 billion people.
|Zinyak|Whoops.
|Kinzie|We're done talking.
|Keith|He's not getting away with this.
|Playa|You're goddamn right he's not.
|Playa|Kinzie, can you use this thing to place me back in the simulation?
|Kinzie|Yeah, I think I should be ab-
|Playa|Do it.
|Keith|Wait, you want to go back in there? You can't kill Zinyak plugged into a computer.
|Playa|
|Kinzie|I can kill a lot of people with a computer.
|Keith|You, sure. You need help setting the DVR.
|Playa|If taking over a small part of the simulation lead you to me, taking over the whole damn thing has to do something good.
|Keith|You don't even know what will happen!
|Playa|She probably does.
|Kinzie|The President is right. Whenever the simulation is disrupted I have a small window to work my way inside the Zin security network. The more it's disrupted the more time I'll have to map out Zinyak's mother ship.
|Kinzie|I can identify structural weakness, locate where they're keeping our friends...
|Keith|And find Zinyak.
|Kinzie|Yeah.
|Playa|Alright, let's do this.
|Narrator|When historians look back on the fall of the Zin Empire, this will be the defining moment. An act that was supposed to demoralize, galvanized; and a course was set that the Saints could never back down from.
|Narrator|But even more monumental is this: if the Earth was not destroyed, pragmatism would have won over desperation and the Saints would never have been reunited with the most dangerous man in all of history:
|Narrator|Johnny Gat.
|Narrator|But ever as always, I'm getting ahead of myself...like all good stories, the second act begins with a call to action and the building of a robot.
}}

M06 - Miller-Space[]

{{dialogue|Miller-Space opening cutscene
|Kinzie|I was shocked when the boss picked you to be the Vice President but you ended up working out.
|Keith|That's only vaguely insulting.
|Kinzie|Look, you sound just like Julius Little. Putting a guy who betrayed you in the number two slot seems like a great way to get killed.
|Keith|I'm nothing like Julius.
|Playa|Kinzie, we're ready.
|Kinzie|I'm sending CID the jailbreak.
|Playa|Any last advice?
|Kinzie|When you're inside Matt's virtual oubliette there's a decent chance that I'll be focusing on interfacing with the intrusion countermeasures so pay attention to the console commands.
|Playa|Any last advice I'll understand?
|Kinzie|Don't get killed.
|Playa|Gotcha.
}}

{{dialogue|Miller-Space closing cutscene
|Keith|I don't like the idea of us sitting around, shouldn't we be picking up Matt? The kid could be in trouble.
|Playa|KEITH, you gotta relax. The guy's an MI6 agent for god's sake he can take care of himself.
|Keith|You needed help getting out and you're the Commander in Chief.
|Playa|That's a really good point. Why didn't we think of this earlier.
|Kinzie|Oh I did, I'm just not a big fan of Matt.
|Playa|KINZIE!
|Kinzie|Come on! Can't I get some payback? He got a little lost, big deal.
|Playa|Or he got a little dead, who knows!
|Kinzie|Oh he's fine?
|Kinzie|...he's probably having the time of his life exploring Zinyak's ship.
}}

M07 - Matt's Back[]

{{dialogue|Matt's Back opening cutscene
|Kinzie|You?re really making a big deal out of nothing. This is a great opportunity for him to build character!
|Playa|Kinzie, this is not the time for a "teachable moment". If we don't help Matt, he will die.
|Kinzie|Fine... take this.
|Playa|You're beautiful.
|Kinzie|Thanks?
|Playa|I was talking to the robot.
|Kinzie|It's power armor.
|Playa|Same thing.
|Keith|Not really, a robot is an automaton whereas power armor-
|Playa|Don't ruin this, Keith.
}}

{{dialogue|Matt's Back closing cutscene
|Playa|I don't want to sound needy or anything, but I just blew up a capital ship. You'd think someone could at least give me a high five.
|Kinzie|You need to take a look at this.
|Playa|A plane? Why would Zinyak want to build one of those, we're in deep space?
|Kinzie|It has to be another prison.
|Matt|Who's idea of hell is being trapped on an airplane?
|Playa|Me, Shaundi and- oh my God... Johnny's alive.
|Kinzie|Boss...Johnny's dead.
|Playa|Who else would be stuck in a plane?
|Kinzie|Shaundi. It was a life defining moment for her, it's the only thing that makes sense.
|Playa|You're wrong.
|Matt|I think she's making a lot of se-
|Playa|She's wrong. Find out where this is...we're getting my best friend back.
}}

M08 - De Plane Boss[]

{{dialogue|De Plane Boss opening cutscene
|Playa|I'm surprised Zinyak went back to the well and hid this inside a Broken Shillelagh again.
|CID|According to Matt's data, all of the sub-matrices are inside Broken Shillelagh's.
|Playa|That makes no sense.
|CID|Zinyak's big on reuse.
|Playa|I'm coming Johnny.
}}

{{dialogue|De Plane Boss mid-mission cutscene
|Shaundi|Johnny? I let you down? I let us all down. We never should have ran, we should have stayed and fought, but we couldn't because... We couldn't because of me.
|Shaundi|And I know people say that it's not my fault, but if the boss didn't have to protect me, you would be standing here right now. I am so sorry Johnny.
|Shaundi|Aaaaaah!
|Playa|It wasn't your fault.
|Shaundi|We left him to die.
|Playa|He didn't save our lives so we could feel sorry for ourselves.
|Zinyak|Yes, I hate to interrupt this touching moment.
|Zinyak|But we haven't even gotten to the best part of this plane ride?
|Shaundi|Oh, fuck me-
|Playa|I'm coming Shaundi!
}}

{{dialogue|De Plane Boss closing cutscene
|Playa|You're remarkably calm right now.
|Shandi_SR2|Eh, sometimes your ex's try to kill you, what can ya do, ya know?
|Shandi_SR2|You wanna party?
|Shaundi|No, this isn't me...
|Playa|Shaundi, are you ok?
|Shandi_SR2|This is getting weird...
|Shaundi|Get out.
|Shandi_SR2|What's her problem?
|Shaundi|My problem? My problem is that I used to be you.
|Shandi_SR2|This isn't a born again thing, is it?
|Playa|No, she's future you.
|Shandi_SR2|Makes sense. So what happens to me?
|Shaundi|Whaddya mean?
|Playa|Look, Shaundi let's get out of-
|Shaundi|No, no, I want to hear what I have to say to myself. What did you mean "What happens to me?"
|Shandi_SR2|Well, evidently I become a total frigid bitch, so I just wanted to know what's up.
|Shaundi|Oh, you mean, "I stopped sitting around smoking drugs from a broken light bulb all day?"
|Playa|Guys, maybe we should-
|Shandi_SR2|Yeah, you're lame now, you used to have to fun.
|Shaundi|I used to be useless.
|Shandi_SR2|WHAT?
|Shaundi|The most memorable thing you did was get captured by your smoked out ex.
|Shandi_SR2|That's not true!
|Shaundi|I'm sorry, and fucking half of Stilwater. Go team.
|Playa|I always thought you were just really friendly and hated pants.
|Shandi_SR2|Someone gets it!
|Shaundi|I hate me, let's get out of here.
}}

M09 - The Saints Flow[]

{{dialogue|The Saints Flow opening cutscene
|CID|I've been researching your friend Pierce, are you sure you wish to retrieve him?
|Playa|What kind of question is that?
|CID|An honest one. Historically you spend nearly half your time ridiculing him.
|Playa|Yeah, but it's all in good fun.
|CID|Making a man who risks his life for you and what you stand for the butt of your comedy routine is "all in good fun"?
|Playa|Yes?
|CID|You're a terrible person.
|Playa|Can you give me the goddamn cypher?
|Playa|I'm saving his life, ya know...
|CID|You don't have to convince me, just yourself. Drink up.
|Playa|We're talking about this later?
}}

{{dialogue|The Saints Flow closing cutscene
|Pierce|That's just kind of fucked up.
|Playa|You ready to get out of here?
|Pierce|Yeah, can't wait to get back to Earth.
|Playa|Right, forgot to to tell you, Earth got blown up.
|Pierce|WHAT?!
}}

M10 - King Me[]

{{dialogue|King Me opening cutscene
|Shaundi|What's going on?
|Keith|The president is about to enter Ben King's mind.
|Shaundi|So?
|Kinzie|Are you kidding me? The boss is going back to a time when they weren't in charge. When was the last time you saw that?
|Shaundi|I feel like this is invasion of privacy.
|Matt|When did that ever stop your administration?
|Shaundi|We never invaded-
|Kinzie|Yes we did.
|Keith|Yes we did.
|Shaundi|Jesus, what we do?
|Kinzie|I'm committing treason if I tell you.
|Matt|I think treason only matters if you have a planet on which to be tried.
|Matt|That was bad timing.
|Keith|You get to be quiet now.
|Matt|Ok.
}}

{{dialogue|King Me closing cutscene
|King|So what's the situation look like out there?
|Playa|It's bad.
|King|Why do I have a feeling that's a big understatement...
|Playa|You know me too well.
|King|We have a plan?
|Playa|Kind of.
|King|Kind of?
|Playa|We're getting the band back together and then we're gonna kill Zinyak.
|King|That's not a plan, that's a goal.
|Playa|Why, you got a better one?
|King|Kinzie, you listening?
|Kinzie|Yeah?
|King|I want to turn this whole simulation off, you think you can do that?
|Matt|With my help she can.
|Kinzie|I don't need your help.
|Matt|Yes you do, that's why you saved me first.
|King|You saved Matt before me?
|Playa|Brilliant computer hacker... record mogul... experience with virtual worlds... experience with street gangs.
|King|My experience is empire building.
|Playa|Empire building? I'm sorry, who became fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
|King|Who's the person that "The fucking President of the United States" asked to run his cabinet because they were way over their head?
|Playa|I was not in over my head.
|King|True or false: You called me at 3 in morning asking me to run your election because you weren't polling for shit.
|Playa|There's some fine points you're glossing over there buddy.
|King|You're right... you weren't asking me, you were begging me.
|Keith|Are you two finished yet?
|Playa|Keith? Have you been watching the whole time?
|Keith|Yeah, and I'm just throwing this out there, I think there's only a passing similarity between me and Julius.
|Kinzie|Whatever, you're like the same person.
|Playa|How many of you guys are listening in on this?
|Shaundi|All of us?
|Playa|Let's not fight in front of the kids.
|Playa|Do you seriously have a plan?
|King|I do.
|Playa|Work it out with Kinzie and Matt, and fill me in when we can execute.
|King|You got it.
|Kinzie|Alright, I'm killing your connection Benjamin, we'll see you soon.
|Playa|Hey King...
|Playa|You really hate that you ended up in 2nd place, don't you.
|King|Yeah.
}}

M11 - The Case of Mr. X[]

{{dialogue|The Case of Mr. X opening cutscene
|Playa|I just think you're really building this up.
|Matt|And I think you're drastically underestimating how dangerous the mind of a super spy can be.
|Playa|"Super spy?" Jesus Matt, I get that you wanna fuck her you don't have to build her a pedestal.
|Matt|That is beside the point.
|Playa|Yeah, yeah, yeah... Catch you later Matt.
|Playa|I get it. This is beginning to be my personal hell, too.
|Playa|Kinzie... what am I wearing?
|Kinzie|You should see what your face looks like.
|Playa|Why, what did you do to my face?
|Kinzie|Matt told me some... very specific concerns that she has about you.
|Playa|What the fuck are you talking about?
|Asha|Where is he?
|Goon|Fuck you, slut!
|Asha|Last chance.
|Playa|You're like Johnny Gat with better hair.
|Asha|I'm nothing like Johnny Gat.
|Playa|Fair, Gat was never self righteous.
|Asha|Don't you dare confuse duty with self righteousness.
|Playa|Yeah, those two never fucking overlap.
|Asha|Says the President of the United States.
|Playa|You say the title like it's a dirty word.
|Asha|It is when the role is filled by a psychopath.
|Playa|PUCKISH ROGUE!
|Asha|Aces.
|Asha|You coming or what?
|Playa|What the fuck is going on here? Who are you looking for?
|Asha|Your evil twin.
|Playa|What.
}}

{{dialogue|The Case of Mr. X mid-mission cutscene
|Asha|Stay on guard, Mr. X could be hiding anywhere.
|Mr_X|Asha...I thought you knew me better than that.
|Mr_X|Why would I hide when I can kill your friends in front of you?
|Mr_X|Say hello Matt.
|Matt|Asha, I-
|Mr_X|Good talk.
|Mr_X|Wow, you're cold. Johnny cried like a little bitch when his girlfriend got killed.
|Asha|I'm not going to give you the satisfaction.
|Mr_X|Ooooo, I love it when you talk tough.
|Playa|Then you're gonna fuckin' love me you piece of shit.
|Mr_X|You...
|Playa|See you soon.
}}

{{dialogue|The Case of Mr. X closing cutscene
|Playa|Well...we killed me.
|Asha|Yeah we did.
|Playa|You smoke?
|Asha|I do now.
|Playa|Evil me was kind of an asshole.
|Asha|Good you is kind of an asshole.
|Playa|Blame my parents.
|Asha|Daddy issues?
|Playa|Naw, just... forget it.
|Asha|Don't like talking about your past?
|Playa|Don't see the point, who cares what I did before I joined the Saints.
|Asha|Aren't you going to ask me about mine?
|Playa|I thought we were killing evil clones, not picking out place settings.
|Asha|Yeah, we should probably get out of here.
|Playa|Once more for old time sake?
|Asha|Yeah, why not.
}}

M15 - Welcome Back[]

{{dialogue|Welcome Back opening cutscene
|Playa|It feels weird not being in a shitty sports bar.
|Pierce|We could always name the ship the Broken Shillelagh.
|Kinzie|Not funny.
|Playa|Kinzie, relax.
|Kinzie|Doing my best.
|Playa|Look, if you're worried about me going brain dead I figure it's part of the de-
|Matt|You have to say something...
|Playa|What aren't you telling me.
|Kinzie|Thanks Matt.
|Playa|Kinzie...
|Matt|It's not you she's worried about, it's everyone else.
|Asha|This is gonna get real exciting?
|Kinzie|It doesn't matter.
|Pierce|I have a feeling we're about to disagree.
|Matt|Saving Gat is a terrible idea.
|King|The fuck's gotten into you!
|Asha|You're out of line!
|Pierce|The boss doesn't answer to you, honey.
|Pierce|Bitch, you're lucky we're standing in front of Keith David or I'll-
|Kinzie|STOP IT!
|Kinzie|He's right, ok?! It's a terrible idea. In order to save Johnny we have to tap directly from our ship into his mind, and that means Zinyak's going to know exactly where we are.
|Kinzie|You're asking Matt and I to paint a target on humanity's last chance so that you can go rescue someone we've never even met. And what's even stupider is that we're going along with it!
|Kinzie|That guy you just beat the shit out of is risking everything to save your friend, and you wanna know why? Because we can't save ours anymore.
|Kinzie|Oleg is dead. Viola is dead. Earth is dead. So how about you stop being a fucking asshole and say, "Thank you for giving us the hope you'll never have."
|Playa|I'm sorry.
|Matt|Yeah, well...you coulda killed me back in Steelport but you let me go. I can forgive a few punches.
|Kinzie|Ok then. Get in the chair.
|Pierce|Hey Boss, whatchu think Gat's mind is like?
|Playa|No idea, but if I had to bet I'd say either a shooting gallery or a Freckle Bitches.
}}

{{dialogue|Welcome Back mid-mission cutscene
|Pierce|Were you right?
|Playa|No, side scroller beat 'em up.
|Pierce|Nice.
|Playa|I'm coming, Johnny.
}}

{{dialogue|Welcome Back mid-mission cutscene
|Playa|Kinzie, I need that robot up and running.
|Keith|It's really more like power armor.
|Playa|Not now Keith.
}}

{{dialogue|Welcome Back closing cutscene
|Playa|Fuck. Yes.
|Playa|Johnny... what the hell happened?
|Gat|So I'm in the plane doing my thing...
|Shaundi|Johnny we're about to jump!
|Gat|Right on, I'll see you in Stilwa-
|Zinyak|Bravo.
|Zinyak|It would seem your reputation doesn't do you justice.
|King|Earth's most puissant warrior?
|Gat|That's what he called me.
|Keith|You're tellin' me he abducted you years before his invasion because he thought you single handedly could stop him.
|Gat|Yeah.
|Playa|That's so fucking awesome.
|Asha|You realize that means Zinyak's more afraid of him than you, right?
|Playa|Shit.
|Pierce|Johnny, go back to the part about the meat shield.
|Gat|Guys, don't take this the wrong way...but I've spent years living in the past. I'm ready for the future.
|Kinzie|Good. Because if we're going to pull off King's plan, we're going to need all the help we can get.
}}

M16 - When a Plan Comes Together[]

{{dialogue|When a Plan Comes Together opening cutscene
|Playa|I'm not late to the briefing am I?
|King|We haven't started yet, I'm waiting on Miller.
|Playa|I still feel bad about punching Matt in the face.
|King|He'll get over it.
|Playa|Or he'll kill me in my sleep.
|King|That's always a possibility too.
|Gat|Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, guys. Can we just get to murdering already?
|Matt|We got a problem!
|Gat|Nooooooow we're talking...
|Playa|What's up?
|Matt|The Zin are coming!
|Kinzie|Here?!
|Shaundi|That's probably why he said it's a problem.
|Asha|Alright, let's take cover we should be able to ambush them.
|Shaundi|Not so sure about that.
}}

M17 - All Hands on Deck[]

{{dialogue|All Hands on Deck opening cutscene
|Playa|Shaundi what the fuck are you doing, they got Kinzie!
|Shaundi|Boss, the Zin are here!
|Playa|What?
|Shaundi|We were set up!
|Shaundi|I got out of the simulation, Pierce and King were out cold, the proximity alarm is screaming, and Asha, Miller, and the Vice President are gone.
|Playa|They kidnapped Keith David!?
|Gat|And left us sleeping so we'd get picked up by Zinyak.
|Playa|Too bad for them we're awake.
}}

{{dialogue|All Hands on Deck closing cutscene
|Playa|GODDAMN IT!
|Pierce|What happened?
|Shaundi|MI-6 fucked us.
|Pierce|I knew it! Asha had it out for me since jump. She talked shit in Pakistan...She sucker punched me here-
|Playa|I can't believe Miller had me fooled...to think I actually APOLOGIZED...
|Shaundi|He's probably been working this angle for a while...hell, he might have even been the one who tipped off Zinyak about Johnny.
|Gat|Doubt it.
|Narrator|Dante said that the lowest circle of hell was reserved for betrayers, but it's important to remember that it's the storyteller who decides who the hero is, not morality. But while philosophers will spend years debating the ethics of "The Kinzie Gambit", the Saints had a less charitable view...
|Playa|Keith David is a dead man.
}}

M18 - He Lives[]

{{dialogue|He Lives opening cutscene
|Keith|My fellow Americans. I know first hand what this war with the Zin has cost us. How many more need to die before we realize that the time has come for us to put aside our pride and focus not on division, but unity?
|Keith|Does Zinyak have a strong personality? Absolutely, but then again, so did the previous President. And you know what? When I look at the two of them I see more similarities than differences.
|Keith|Both have proven leadership experience. Both maintain their composure in high pressure situations. Both have a love of Jane Austen.
|Keith|But most importantly both of them will not stop until they get what they want.
|Keith|For this war to end, we need to stop rattling sabers and realize that victory doesn't come from annihilating an enemy, but by making an enemy your friend.
|Keith|All of us are heroes in our own stories...the time has come for us to grow up and have perspective. Earth will have its salvation, but it will come on the back of humility, not violence.
|Playa|Cute speech. Where's the part where you talk about selling out humanity?
|Keith|Humanity? Do you mean the 9 of us? Earth is gone because you provoked a madman.
|Playa|I trusted you, Keith.
|Keith|And I trusted you. The country trusted you. And look where that lead us.
|Playa|So what, you're putting your faith in Zinyak? Giving up your free will to be ruler of some bullshit day dream?
|Keith|You don't get it. Zinyak said he can restore Earth...all I have to do is kill you.
|Playa|He's lying to you.
|Keith|Maybe. But there's billions of lives at stake...if he's telling the truth, what's one life for the greater good.
|Playa|You sound just like Julius.
|Keith|He was right.
}}

{{dialogue|He Lives mid-mission cutscene
|Playa|Keith? Please.
|Keith|I know where they're keeping Kinzie.
|Zinyak|Tsk, tsk, tsk... Keith.
|Zinyak|We had a deal, my friend? Now what am I supposed to do with a naughty little boy like you?
|Zinyak|Ah!
|Zinyak|Enjoy your requiem, Mr. David.
}}

{{dialogue|He Lives closing cutscene
|Playa|Keith, I think you have some unresolved issues.
|Keith|You don't know the half of it, kid. Now come on, we've got to save Kinzie.
|Playa|Wish we could call Roddy for help.
|Keith|No one calls Roddy for help...
|Keith|He shows up where he's needed most.
|Keith|Let's go.
}}

M19 - Hello Teacup[]

{{dialogue|Hello Teacup opening cutscene
|Playa|Are you sure this the right place?
|CID|Absolutely.
|Playa|What the fuck is all this?
|CID|A map of the simulation.
|Playa|Where are all the Broken Shillelaghs?
|CID|If it would make the map more understandable to you I could create a holograph-
|Playa|God no, we're good.
|Playa|So can you find Kinzie?
|CID|In theory, yes. The time consuming part will be identifying Kinzie's brainwaves in a sea of other data.
|Playa|Just find whatever looks the most abnormal, it's probably her.
|CID|Insulting, yet accurate. Good luck.
}}

{{dialogue|Hello Teacup closing cutscene
|Matt|Kinzie, you're ok!
|Kinzie|You don't tell anyone what you saw. Do you understand me?
|Playa|Kinzie, it really wasn't that b...
|Kinzie|I said ANYONE.
|Playa|Hey, you got it.
|Playa|Just saying, it was a cute poodle skirt...
}}

M22 - Grand Finale[]

{{dialogue|Grand Finale mid-mission cutscene
|Playa|I know over the years you've heard this speech a bunch of times...
|King|Heard it? Bitch, I wrote it.
|Playa|But we need to remember why we do what we do. And today the stakes are even higher.
|Playa|Earth is gone. It's not coming back and nothing we do today is going to change that.
|Playa|But one thing we can do is get revenge.
|Playa|And you better believe we're showing this motherfucker humanity isn't dead because we're still alive.
|Playa|This isn't about hope, or faith, or even about winning.
|Playa|Kinzie's right, those things died on Earth.
|Playa|This is about will.
|Playa|This is about saying I don't give a shit how many times you knock me down, if I'm still breathing I'm standing right back up, and ya know what?
|Playa|You can hit as hard as you want 'cause when I hit back I'm gonna lay your ass out, bitch!
|Playa|It's our time now, let's get this shit started.
}}

{{dialogue|Grand Finale mid-mission cutscene
|Playa|Did it work?
|Kinzie|We bought ourselves a window, but you gotta move fast.
|Playa|What's the plan?
|Gat|We're gonna kill a lot of aliens.
|Playa|I like it.
}}

Grand Finale Part Four[]

{{dialogue|Grand Finale Part Four opening cutscene
|Zinyak|Quite the entrance.
|Playa|I figured you had a flair for the dramatic.
|Zinyak|Oh, you know me so well.
|Playa|I'm really going to miss these bonding sessions when I kill you.
|Zinyak|Look at you... Mercutio to my Tybalt...
|Playa|Don't be too excited, Tybalt dies at the end.
|Zinyak|I'm surprised you knew that.
|Playa|I didn't, Kinzie told me over the radio.
|Zinyak|Well, at least you're honest.
|Playa|Always. That way you know I'm not lying when I say I'm gonna to rip your goddamn head off.
|Zinyak|You're adorable. Zinjai!
|Zinjai|Yes, your excellency?
|Zinyak|Is the empire watching?
|Zinjai|Of course, your excellency.
|Zinyak|Humanity is dead, my friend. The time has come for you to follow suit.
}}

End[]

{{dialogue|Ending
|Narrator|When the novelty of shaping history wore off, the Saints remembered the words of Zinjai...
|Playa|Is this all of them?
|Zinjai|It's hard to say, Your Excellency. Zinyak was a long time collector.
|Narrator|...and that my friends, is how I first met the Saints.
}}

{{dialogue|Ending No Loyalty
|Shaundi|You got to be fucking kidding me.
|Kinzie|"Keep what you kill", it's a classic.
|Playa|Alright?
|Playa|...time to take over a new home world.
|Narrator|And so, the Saints Empire was born.
}}

{{dialogue|Ending With Loyalty
|Shaundi|You got to be fucking kidding me.
|Kinzie|"Keep what you kill", it's a classic.
|Playa|So do I get a manservant or what?
|Zinjai|Excellency, I'm Zinjai, your personal steward.
|Playa|Alright ZJ, I need you to level with me. How technologically advanced are the Zin?
|Zinjai|In our experience we are the most advanced culture in the known universe.
|Playa|Zinyak told a friend of mine that he could restore Earth, was he lying?
|Zinjai|A half truth, your Excellency. Earth has been atomized, there is no undoing that. However, time travel would allow you to see Earth again before it's destruction.
|Playa|Whoa, whoa, whoa... Time travel?
|Zinjai|Zinyak was fascinated with Earth culture, he made it a point to go back and build a menagerie of his favorite humans.
|Pierce|Don't tease me your Excellency.
|Playa|Let's go on a field trip.
}}

I've been thinking for a while "I should probably make dialogue blocks for SRIV subtitles"... I forgot I already added these in August 2013.
452 - 2015-01-12 18:49:14
Hmm, there are many instances when each Protagonist voice is different, except that the Nolan North line is identical to Male Voice 1's.
452 - 2015-01-12 18:57:22
added cutscene blocks. about to add to all articles.
I'm unsure which mission "Grand Finale mid-mission cutscene" is for.
452 - 2016-04-23 01:25:49
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