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voc_jezebel_media_00027 | 1084656576 | 2281213574 | Okay, I found a way to get you into the chamber they are keeping your friend. |
voc_jezebel_media_00052 | 4092982162 | 2281213574 | Okay, I found a way to get you into the chamber they are keeping your friend. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00114 | ADR - 279739325 | Johnny_Gat | Yeah, but I already have the gun drawn, so.... |
voc_code4008_media_00000 | Open World Nag | 1345181894 | Remember, everything you do gets us a little bit closer to getting Satan's attention, and that translates into rescuing the boss. |
voc_code3916_media_00001 | Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 02 | 401821031 | Thanks. |
voc_code3916_media_00000 | Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 04 | 401821031 | What?! |
voc_phone_call_media_00183 | Altar - Holy Stomp | Phone_Call | The search was long, but in time, our heroes discovered the ability to bathe their enemies in the holy light of the Lord. |
voc_phone_call_media_00167 | Altar - Shadow Blast | Phone_Call | Use the Shadow Blast to trap your enemies in a Tenebrous Cloud... the darkness will slow them down while they choke to death. |
voc_phone_call_media_00011 | Altar - Soul Blast | Phone_Call | Now you can send vengeful souls screaming at your enemies... don't worry too much about aiming, the souls will know where to go. |
voc_phone_call_media_00147 | Altar - Titan Summon | Phone_Call | You didn't think Imps were the only members of my crew did you? Now you can summon some of my... "larger" deckhands |
voc_phone_call_media_00207 | Altar - Tower Summon | Phone_Call | Sometimes you don't need blind loyalty, you need firepower... that's where the tower comes in. It can't move, but boy can it blow things to hell. |
voc_phone_call_media_00124 | Altar - Vacuum Stomp | Phone_Call | In which our heroes are didactically informed that the vacuum stomp draws enemies towards you in a frightful and deadly collision. |
voc_phone_call_media_00029 | Altar - Vamp Aura | Phone_Call | With this aura you can drain the life force from nearby souls to rejuvenate you. |
voc_phone_call_media_00195 | Altar - Worship Aura | Phone_Call | This arcane power drives your enemies to their knees where they belong. After that; it's just a matter of executing them in an inspired fashion. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00369 | Altar Activation Hint Aura | Johnny_Gat | The Halo has to have some way to activate this thing... |
voc_kinzie_media_00304 | Altar Activation Hint Aura | Kinzie | There's gotta be a power that can activate this thing... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00299 | Altar Activation Hint Blast | Johnny_Gat | When in doubt, blast the fucking thing. |
voc_kinzie_media_00140 | Altar Activation Hint Blast | Kinzie | Maybe I should try blasting it... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00289 | Altar Activation Hint Stomp | Johnny_Gat | Maybe I can crush this thing... |
voc_kinzie_media_00363 | Altar Activation Hint Stomp | Kinzie | The symbol is trying to say something. |
voc_kinzie_media_00069 | Altar Activation Hint Summon | Kinzie | Time to call in the boys... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00123 | Altar Activation Hint Summon | Johnny_Gat | I should summon one of Gat's Little Helpers... they probably know what to do... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00406 | Altar Activation Not Ready | Johnny_Gat | Now that's a pretty impressive chunk of stone. Wonder how to turn it on? |
voc_kinzie_media_00305 | Altar Activation Not Ready | Kinzie | That's quite the altar, I wonder what it's for. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00408 | Altar Activation Not Ready | Johnny_Gat | Oooo, ancient stone altar. Wonder what it does? |
voc_kinzie_media_00306 | Altar Activation Not Ready | Kinzie | Why can't these things come with an on button? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00407 | Altar Activation Not Ready | Johnny_Gat | This looks old... and expensive. |
voc_kinzie_media_00307 | Altar Activation Not Ready | Kinzie | Quite the contraption, maybe we should look around... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00067 | Armored Initiation | Johnny_Gat | Now this brings me back. |
voc_kinzie_media_00370 | Armored Initiation | Kinzie | This is for you Viola... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00065 | Armored Initiation | Johnny_Gat | Who builds these fucking things? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00068 | Armored Initiation | Johnny_Gat | I kinda want to keep this baby. |
voc_kinzie_media_00366 | Armored Initiation | Kinzie | Shouldn't be to hard to get this outta here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00368 | Armored Initiation | Kinzie | Ok... what would Johnny do... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00064 | Armored Initiation | Johnny_Gat | This seemed like a better idea when people weren't trying to kill me... |
voc_kinzie_media_00367 | Armored Initiation | Kinzie | Time to get this to Viola and Kiki... |
voc_kinzie_media_00365 | Armored Initiation | Kinzie | Alright... try not to fly through the windshield... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00063 | Armored Initiation | Johnny_Gat | Gotta get this someplace safe... |
voc_kinzie_media_00369 | Armored Initiation | Kinzie | My sister wants this... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00066 | Armored Initiation | Johnny_Gat | And now a quick drop-off... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00060 | Extraction Gain Point | Johnny_Gat | This one's secure... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00062 | Extraction Gain Point | Johnny_Gat | Have to gain control of all three. |
voc_kinzie_media_00212 | Extraction Gain Point | Kinzie | Got it locked down... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00061 | Extraction Gain Point | Johnny_Gat | It's mine now. |
voc_kinzie_media_00213 | Extraction Gain Point | Kinzie | Secured! |
voc_kinzie_media_00211 | Extraction Gain Point | Kinzie | Alright, onto the next one... |
voc_kinzie_media_00386 | Extraction Lost Point | Kinzie | Come on! I just cleaned that! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00267 | Extraction Lost Point | Johnny_Gat | *sigh* not again... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00266 | Extraction Lost Point | Johnny_Gat | Damn it, lost control... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00265 | Extraction Lost Point | Johnny_Gat | Gotta retake that point... |
voc_kinzie_media_00387 | Extraction Lost Point | Kinzie | Get away from there! |
voc_kinzie_media_00385 | Extraction Lost Point | Kinzie | I'm losing it! |
voc_kinzie_media_00409 | HB Checkpoint Reached | Kinzie | Arrived. |
voc_kinzie_media_00406 | HB Checkpoint Reached | Kinzie | This isn't so tough... |
voc_kinzie_media_00410 | HB Checkpoint Reached | Kinzie | Doin' just fine... |
voc_kinzie_media_00408 | HB Checkpoint Reached | Kinzie | Made it. |
voc_kinzie_media_00404 | HB Checkpoint Reached | Kinzie | *whoo* |
voc_kinzie_media_00403 | HB Checkpoint Reached | Kinzie | That was a good time. |
voc_kinzie_media_00407 | HB Checkpoint Reached | Kinzie | The only way to travel. |
voc_kinzie_media_00405 | HB Checkpoint Reached | Kinzie | Just keep it up, Kinzie... |
voc_kinzie_media_00377 | Head Hunter Kill | Kinzie | Nothing to it... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00221 | Head Hunter Kill | Johnny_Gat | Right between the eyes. |
voc_kinzie_media_00378 | Head Hunter Kill | Kinzie | So long... |
voc_kinzie_media_00379 | Head Hunter Kill | Kinzie | Bye-bye... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00218 | Head Hunter Kill | Johnny_Gat | That one's going in the dream journal... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00217 | Head Hunter Kill | Johnny_Gat | Still got it? Shit, I never lost it... |
voc_kinzie_media_00382 | Head Hunter Kill | Kinzie | Hope Johnny was watching... |
voc_kinzie_media_00380 | Head Hunter Kill | Kinzie | If Gat can do it, so can I... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00219 | Head Hunter Kill | Johnny_Gat | *chuckles* |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00220 | Head Hunter Kill | Johnny_Gat | Whoops. |
voc_kinzie_media_00381 | Head Hunter Kill | Kinzie | Yeah ok, that was pretty neat. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00216 | Head Hunter Kill | Johnny_Gat | Ouch. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00098 | Marshaling Ground Entrance | Johnny_Gat | This place looks cozy... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00129 | Marshaling Ground Entrance | Johnny_Gat | Time to put an Arch-Duke to sleep... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00099 | Marshaling Ground Entrance | Johnny_Gat | Come out, come out, where ever you are. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00017 | Marshaling Ground Entrance | Gallows_Dodger | This'll be fun... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00018 | Marshaling Ground Entrance | Gallows_Dodger | Can you feel that? There's murder in the air... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00097 | Marshaling Ground Entrance | Johnny_Gat | Come on out so I can put a bullet in your fucking face! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00130 | Marshaling Ground Entrance | Johnny_Gat | You gonna show up or what, I gotta schedule to keep... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00135 | Revenge Kill | Johnny_Gat | I'm not through with you Dex... |
voc_kinzie_media_00200 | Revenge Kill | Kinzie | Bye bye. |
voc_kinzie_media_00204 | Revenge Kill | Kinzie | *sigh* Oh revenge... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00138 | Revenge Kill | Johnny_Gat | So long Dex. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00133 | Revenge Kill | Johnny_Gat | No one betrays the Saints... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00137 | Revenge Kill | Johnny_Gat | Thought we forgot about you? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00136 | Revenge Kill | Johnny_Gat | That was a long time coming. |
voc_kinzie_media_00201 | Revenge Kill | Kinzie | I wonder if there's anyone down here Oleg hates... |
voc_kinzie_media_00199 | Revenge Kill | Kinzie | Go to he- shit, that one doesn't work... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00134 | Revenge Kill | Johnny_Gat | No one takes a shot at the boss and gets away with it Dex... |
voc_kinzie_media_00202 | Revenge Kill | Kinzie | That should make Dane happy... |
voc_kinzie_media_00203 | Revenge Kill | Kinzie | I would never pay someone to help me with revenge... I would do it all. By. Myself. |
voc_kinzie_media_00053 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Kinzie | Happy birthday to me... |
voc_kinzie_media_00058 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Kinzie | Maniacal Laughter |
voc_kinzie_media_00057 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Kinzie | Like bowling... with a murder car. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00260 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Johnny_Gat | It's the little things that keep me happy... |
voc_kinzie_media_00056 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Kinzie | This is too much fun! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00259 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Johnny_Gat | That was awesome! |
voc_kinzie_media_00055 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Kinzie | That was fantastic! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00262 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Johnny_Gat | *happy whistling* |
voc_kinzie_media_00054 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Kinzie | This completes me. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00261 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Johnny_Gat | That was too easy. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00258 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Johnny_Gat | Run 'em down! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00257 | Reverse Ambulance Success | Johnny_Gat | Good times had by all... except, ya know... the guy I hit... |
voc_kinzie_media_00373 | Salvation - Blast | Kinzie | I should be able to blast through that shield... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00352 | Salvation - Blast | Johnny_Gat | I need to destroy that shield to save 'em... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00351 | Salvation - Blast | Johnny_Gat | Gotta blast through that shield! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00353 | Salvation - Blast | Johnny_Gat | Can't save 'em until I destroy that shield... |
voc_kinzie_media_00375 | Salvation - Blast | Kinzie | I need to blast through that shield... |
voc_kinzie_media_00372 | Salvation - Blast | Kinzie | These rising souls are protected by some sort of energy field. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00354 | Salvation - Blast | Johnny_Gat | That must be the shield Dane was talking about... gotta blast it. |
voc_kinzie_media_00374 | Salvation - Blast | Kinzie | I can destroy that shield with a blast... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00040 | Salvation - Combo Gained | Johnny_Gat | Things are starting to look up... |
voc_kinzie_media_00269 | Salvation - Combo Gained | Kinzie | Now's the time to collect as many souls as I can... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00039 | Salvation - Combo Gained | Johnny_Gat | Now's the time to collect as many souls as I can... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00041 | Salvation - Combo Gained | Johnny_Gat | Gotta catch more souls before I touch down... |
voc_kinzie_media_00268 | Salvation - Combo Gained | Kinzie | Great; now I need to keep the momentum going... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00038 | Salvation - Combo Gained | Johnny_Gat | Gotta keep the flow going... |
voc_kinzie_media_00270 | Salvation - Combo Gained | Kinzie | Time to collect some souls! |
voc_kinzie_media_00271 | Salvation - Combo Gained | Kinzie | I gotta keep this combo going! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00156 | Salvation - Combo Lost | Johnny_Gat | Damn it, gotta build up the combo again... |
voc_kinzie_media_00152 | Salvation - Combo Lost | Kinzie | I lose my combo because I land? That's pretty arbitrary... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00157 | Salvation - Combo Lost | Johnny_Gat | Shit... had a good thing going there... |
voc_kinzie_media_00151 | Salvation - Combo Lost | Kinzie | Damn it, need to start the combo over... |
voc_kinzie_media_00153 | Salvation - Combo Lost | Kinzie | I built my combo up before, I can do it again... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00154 | Salvation - Combo Lost | Johnny_Gat | I lose the combo when I touch the ground? How gamey is that? |
voc_kinzie_media_00150 | Salvation - Combo Lost | Kinzie | The combo was nice while it lasted... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00155 | Salvation - Combo Lost | Johnny_Gat | If I wanna keep the momentum going, I gotta stay in the air... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00050 | Salvation Halo | Johnny_Gat | Tight fit. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00052 | Salvation Halo | Johnny_Gat | Just send me to Miramar... |
voc_kinzie_media_00096 | Salvation Halo | Kinzie | Light it up! |
voc_kinzie_media_00094 | Salvation Halo | Kinzie | All those flight sims came in handy... |
voc_kinzie_media_00093 | Salvation Halo | Kinzie | That's gotta be worth something! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00051 | Salvation Halo | Johnny_Gat | Wish the boss could see me now... |
voc_kinzie_media_00095 | Salvation Halo | Kinzie | Does this count as sports? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00049 | Salvation Halo | Johnny_Gat | I got this... |
voc_kinzie_media_00263 | Salvation Soul Lost | Kinzie | Who gets second chances anyway... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00268 | Salvation Soul Lost | Johnny_Gat | Sorry! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00271 | Salvation Soul Lost | Johnny_Gat | Damn it... |
voc_kinzie_media_00262 | Salvation Soul Lost | Kinzie | Missed one, whoops. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00269 | Salvation Soul Lost | Johnny_Gat | Hope that guy gets a do-over. |
voc_kinzie_media_00264 | Salvation Soul Lost | Kinzie | We'll just not mention that to anyone. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00270 | Salvation Soul Lost | Johnny_Gat | Well, he was probably a bad guy anyway. |
voc_kinzie_media_00265 | Salvation Soul Lost | Kinzie | Errr, whoops |
voc_kinzie_media_00062 | Salvation Soul Rescue | Kinzie | You're safe! |
voc_kinzie_media_00061 | Salvation Soul Rescue | Kinzie | Hang on! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00315 | Salvation Soul Rescue | Johnny_Gat | Thank me later... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00316 | Salvation Soul Rescue | Johnny_Gat | Say hi to the big guy for me... |
voc_kinzie_media_00063 | Salvation Soul Rescue | Kinzie | Gotcha! |
voc_kinzie_media_00060 | Salvation Soul Rescue | Kinzie | Let's get you outta here... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00318 | Salvation Soul Rescue | Johnny_Gat | Gotcha! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00317 | Salvation Soul Rescue | Johnny_Gat | Johnny Gat, Soul Saver. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00003 | Speeding Comet | Johnny_Gat | Move it, outta the way! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00001 | Speeding Comet | Johnny_Gat | This things got some hustle! |
voc_kinzie_media_00100 | Speeding Comet | Kinzie | Bad idea, BAD IDEA! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00002 | Speeding Comet | Johnny_Gat | Not sure where I'm going, but I'm making GREAT time! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00004 | Speeding Comet | Johnny_Gat | Why am I doing this again?! |
voc_kinzie_media_00099 | Speeding Comet | Kinzie | Of course there aren't seat belts. |
voc_kinzie_media_00101 | Speeding Comet | Kinzie | Watch it people! |
voc_kinzie_media_00102 | Speeding Comet | Kinzie | Make a hole, people, comin' through! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00000 | Speeding Comet | Johnny_Gat | Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! |
voc_kinzie_media_00103 | Speeding Comet | Kinzie | Why am I doing this again? |
voc_kinzie_media_00171 | Spire Success | Kinzie | We're done. |
voc_kinzie_media_00173 | Spire Success | Kinzie | Stop bothering me! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00333 | Spire Success | Johnny_Gat | You won't be shooting me down anymore. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00335 | Spire Success | Johnny_Gat | Get the fuck outta here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00175 | Spire Success | Kinzie | Euyck. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00334 | Spire Success | Johnny_Gat | Give me that... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00332 | Spire Success | Johnny_Gat | That doesn't get old... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00337 | Spire Success | Johnny_Gat | I'm sick of this shit... |
voc_kinzie_media_00170 | Spire Success | Kinzie | Fuck off... |
voc_kinzie_media_00172 | Spire Success | Kinzie | It's like changing a fleshy power source... |
voc_kinzie_media_00174 | Spire Success | Kinzie | I'm sick of your shit! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00336 | Spire Success | Johnny_Gat | You didn't need this, did ya? |
voc_dane_media_00095 | Chapel Warning | Dane | This is the moment you've been waiting for... time to crash a wedding. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00019 | Club Blackbeard Comment | Shakespeare | Long had Shakespeare conspired with Blackbeard... for it was the Bard who provided the famed pirate with a means to steal Lucifer's Halo. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00025 | Club Dane Comment | Shakespeare | The Bard had written about love enough times to recognize attraction when he saw it. Dane was smitten by a certain lady, even if the young executive did not know it yet. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00011 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | In which The Bard contemplates on writing about the tragic death of Trinket the Bear. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00010 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | Oft Shakespeare would hide inside jokes in his dialogue, he knew it was self indulgent but every man had a vice. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00015 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | The people clamored for another passion play, but The Bard's thoughts were on other, darker, pursuits... |
voc_shakespeare_media_00012 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | The Bard was lost in thought: how many mortal writers had appropriated his name for hack-ish works... |
voc_shakespeare_media_00018 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | Shakespeare never thought much about Pinter. A beat. Neither did anyone else. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00016 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | The Bard nods approvingly at the Saint. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00013 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | Shakespeare really needed better blocking... all he did was stand in place. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00017 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | The destruction of Earth weighed heavily on Shakespeare... The cliffhanger season finale of NyteBlayde would never be resolved. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00014 | Club Generic Comment | Shakespeare | Soliloquies to the audience always seemed convenient, but Shakespeare employed them none the less... the fourth wall was a barrier for lesser men. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00004 | Club Jezebel Comment | Shakespeare | The Bard silently made a vow: Jezebel would be free of her father, no matter the costs. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00035 | Club Satan Comment | Shakespeare | Like Marlowe before him, Satan underestimated The Bard... and also like Marlowe it was only a matter of time before a knife found him. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00005 | Club Twins Comment | Shakespeare | The Bard knew enough about structure to read the signs: A broken neck. A destroyed planet. Wherever the twins walked, a plot twist was soon to follow. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00028 | Club Vlad Comment | Shakespeare | Shakespeare realized that Vlad would be perfect in Titus Andronicus, but also knew that the Impaler's predilections would lead to many deaths on set. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00144 | Blackbeard combat | Johnny_Gat | Hey Blackbeard, are you going to do something or just stand there and get mauled! |
voc_kinzie_media_00107 | Blackbeard combat | Kinzie | Get your head in the game Blackbeard, I need your help! |
voc_satan_media_00002 | Brimstone Cloud Boss | Satan | I'm waiting for you Gat... |
voc_satan_media_00000 | Brimstone Cloud Boss | Satan | Look upon my works and despair... |
voc_satan_media_00004 | Brimstone Cloud Boss | Satan | They call me the deceiver for a reason. |
voc_satan_media_00003 | Brimstone Cloud Boss | Satan | Come, find me, mortal. |
voc_satan_media_00001 | Brimstone Cloud Boss | Satan | Lost the will to fight? |
voc_dex_media_00042 | combat - advance | Dex | I'm coming for you... |
voc_dex_media_00041 | combat - advance | Dex | You think you can outsmart me? |
voc_dex_media_00040 | combat - advance | Dex | I'm putting you in the ground... |
voc_dex_media_00039 | combat - advance | Dex | You never shoulda found me... |
voc_dex_media_00037 | combat - cover | Dex | Let's work things out, I used to be one of you! |
voc_dex_media_00035 | combat - cover | Dex | What do you want from me?! |
voc_dex_media_00036 | combat - cover | Dex | No more! |
voc_dex_media_00019 | combat - need cover fire | Dex | You're supposed to protect me! |
voc_dex_media_00017 | combat - need cover fire | Dex | The fuck am I paying you for, kill that bitch! |
voc_dex_media_00018 | combat - need cover fire | Dex | Can you just kill this motherfucker?! |
voc_satan_media_00034 | Combat Advance Boss | Satan | You're in my domain, mortal... |
voc_satan_media_00037 | Combat Advance Boss | Satan | Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell! |
voc_satan_media_00035 | Combat Advance Boss | Satan | Come, then, mortal, and I'll feast on your soul! |
voc_satan_media_00036 | Combat Advance Boss | Satan | What hope do you have against the Prince of Lies... |
voc_satan_media_00059 | Combat Fire Blast Boss | Satan | Burn! |
voc_satan_media_00060 | Combat Fire Blast Boss | Satan | This is only the start of your suffering. |
voc_satan_media_00062 | Combat Fire Blast Boss | Satan | Now, you burn. |
voc_satan_media_00063 | Combat Fire Blast Boss | Satan | Hellfire! |
voc_satan_media_00061 | Combat Fire Blast Boss | Satan | I will roast your tender flesh! |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00036 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | die...DIE! |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00037 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | You can't run from me! |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00043 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | Kill them all! |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00039 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | Who wants to play! |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00040 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | YOU'RE ALL DEAD! |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00041 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | YES! |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00034 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | You poor bastards... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00035 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | No one walks away! |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00038 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | Playtime's over... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00042 | combat killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | *insane laughter* |
voc_dex_media_00033 | Combat Lust Gun | Dex | I feel good... |
voc_dex_media_00034 | Combat Lust Gun | Dex | Hey there... |
voc_dex_media_00032 | Combat Lust Gun | Dex | You're dying for a piece of me... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00007 | combat nearing killing spree | Gallows_Dodger | *dark chuckle* |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00027 | combat next shot | Gallows_Dodger | Let me cut loose... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00029 | combat next shot | Gallows_Dodger | Come on... let me kill one more... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00030 | combat next shot | Gallows_Dodger | We're so close... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00028 | combat next shot | Gallows_Dodger | Don't stop... |
voc_dex_media_00011 | flee | Dex | I gotta get outta here! |
voc_dex_media_00012 | flee | Dex | Fuck this! |
voc_dex_media_00010 | flee | Dex | This is why I've been in hiding! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00213 | Genki Reaction | Johnny_Gat | Of course the Man-Cat is down here... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00212 | Genki Reaction | Johnny_Gat | Genki: only one of us is walking away from this... |
voc_kinzie_media_00350 | Genki Reaction | Kinzie | I could never prove it was you Genki... but the government isn't around to protect you this time. |
voc_kinzie_media_00349 | Genki Reaction | Kinzie | Alright, Genki... it's just me and you. Let's do this! |
voc_kinzie_media_00351 | Genki Reaction | Kinzie | Tonight I kill the Man-Cat. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00214 | Genki Reaction | Johnny_Gat | Genki... I'm coming for you... |
voc_dex_media_00068 | human shield - idle | Dex | Don't you get it? Dane is using you, work with me... |
voc_dex_media_00070 | human shield - idle | Dex | Let's not do anything crazy... |
voc_dex_media_00069 | human shield - idle | Dex | You're upset, I get that. Let's talk things out... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00109 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | Satan's gotta try harder than that... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00102 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | The Devil better step up his game... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00105 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | Send my regards to your boss. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00464 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | Arch-Duke... more like Arch- fuck it, you get the idea... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00104 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | Shoulda known who you were messing with... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00110 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | That the best Hell's got? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00108 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | Well that was fun... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00107 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | I should have gotten on the demon killing train years ago... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00103 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | Better luck next time... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00021 | Kill Archduke | Gallows_Dodger | I never get sick of doing that... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00100 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | Go to Hell...ok that one worked out better in my head. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00465 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | This outta get the Devil's attention... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00101 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | I'll put every single one of you back in a box... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00022 | Kill Archduke | Gallows_Dodger | God that felt good. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00111 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | Hard to find good help... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00106 | Kill Archduke | Johnny_Gat | I could do this all night... |
voc_dex_media_00025 | Revenge 01 - Gat | Dex | I don't wanna fight you Johnny... |
voc_dex_media_00016 | Revenge 01 - Kinzie | Dex | Bitch, who are you?! |
voc_dex_media_00027 | Revenge 02 - Gat | Dex | Enough's enough Gat! |
voc_dex_media_00055 | Revenge 02 - Kinzie | Dex | The fuck did I do to you? |
voc_dex_media_00054 | Revenge 03 - Gat | Dex | Johnny, stand with me and I'll let you live... |
voc_dex_media_00071 | Revenge 03 - Kinzie | Dex | The Saints think they can replace me with you?! |
voc_dex_media_00024 | Revenge 04 - Gat | Dex | You too dumb to figure it out Gat? You backed the wrong horse... |
voc_dex_media_00050 | Revenge 04 - Kinzie | Dex | I was happy with people forgetting I exist, but motherfuckers always gotta bring up the past... |
voc_dex_media_00026 | Revenge 05 - Gat | Dex | You hate me for working for Ultor? The fuck you think you're doing? |
voc_dex_media_00058 | Revenge 05 - Kinzie | Dex | Shoulda done your homework Kinzie... no one ever gets the best of me... |
voc_dex_media_00057 | Revenge 06 - Gat | Dex | I'm gonna prove I'm the better Saint... |
voc_dex_media_00056 | Revenge 06 - Kinzie | Dex | If you're smart you'll bail on the Saints like I did... |
voc_dex_media_00038 | Revenge 07 - Gat | Dex | I don't wanna fight you Johnny... |
voc_dex_media_00031 | Revenge 07 - Kinzie | Dex | I orchestrated Julius' death... you think I'm not ready for you? |
voc_satan_media_00056 | Teleshield Boss | Satan | Away with you! |
voc_satan_media_00058 | Teleshield Boss | Satan | I don't think so, mortal. |
voc_satan_media_00054 | Teleshield Boss | Satan | I like you better over there. |
voc_satan_media_00055 | Teleshield Boss | Satan | You will not touch me. |
voc_satan_media_00057 | Teleshield Boss | Satan | Haah, I think not. |
voc_dex_media_00002 | threat - alert (group attack) | Dex | You don't have a chance against us! |
voc_dex_media_00001 | threat - alert (group attack) | Dex | I'm done playin' around! |
voc_dex_media_00000 | threat - alert (group attack) | Dex | You want me? Well you found me, bitch... |
voc_dex_media_00008 | threat - alert (solo attack) | Dex | Troy get's a pass, and you come after me? |
voc_dex_media_00006 | threat - alert (solo attack) | Dex | You think I was just some grammer nazi, I can fight bitch! |
voc_dex_media_00005 | threat - alert (solo attack) | Dex | I can take you! |
voc_dex_media_00004 | threat - alert (solo attack) | Dex | The Saints can't help you here! |
voc_dex_media_00009 | threat - alert (solo attack) | Dex | Die, bitch! |
voc_dex_media_00007 | threat - alert (solo attack) | Dex | Say hi to Lin for me... |
voc_satan_media_00022 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | Go my minions... |
voc_satan_media_00024 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | Burn the flesh, but bring me the soul. |
voc_satan_media_00020 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | Here is where you die! |
voc_satan_media_00019 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | Bring me his head, you may keep the rest. |
voc_satan_media_00023 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | Tear him apart. |
voc_satan_media_00018 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | We are legion, mortal, you have no chance. |
voc_satan_media_00027 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | Kill this one, and quickly. |
voc_satan_media_00021 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | I tire of this... |
voc_satan_media_00025 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | This one was not invited to the festivities. |
voc_satan_media_00026 | Threat Alert Group Attack Boss | Satan | I have a wedding to preside over, destroy him. |
voc_satan_media_00007 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | I am Satan, the First, the Fallen. |
voc_satan_media_00010 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | I have eternity with which to punish you. |
voc_satan_media_00006 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | On the day of my daughter's wedding? |
voc_satan_media_00009 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | I am the god of this land, mortal. |
voc_satan_media_00013 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | Enough, I will end this. |
voc_satan_media_00005 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | Bow before me and you'll die quickly. |
voc_satan_media_00012 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | You could have been my son! |
voc_satan_media_00011 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | You've had your fun Mr. Gat...now die! |
voc_satan_media_00008 | Threat Alert Solo Attack Boss | Satan | Mortal, you have annoyed me long enough. |
voc_satan_media_00047 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | This is nothing. |
voc_satan_media_00045 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | contemptuous snort Please. |
voc_satan_media_00041 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | Cease this scrabbling and die. |
voc_satan_media_00046 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | Admirable attempt. |
voc_satan_media_00040 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | The audacity! |
voc_satan_media_00042 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | I am invincible. |
voc_satan_media_00044 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | Stop this, it is embarassing. |
voc_satan_media_00049 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | You DARE?! |
voc_satan_media_00048 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | low laughter You strike ME? SATAN? |
voc_satan_media_00043 | Threat Damage Received Boss | Satan | The gazelle hunts the lion? I think not. |
voc_satan_media_00038 | Threat Knocked Down Target Boss | Satan | Stay on your knees, it suits you. |
voc_satan_media_00039 | Threat Knocked Down Target Boss | Satan | Don't tell me you've died already. |
voc_satan_media_00031 | Wing Cocoon Boss | Satan | Your efforts are in vain, mortal. |
voc_satan_media_00033 | Wing Cocoon Boss | Satan | Enough. Minions, finish him. |
voc_satan_media_00032 | Wing Cocoon Boss | Satan | I am immortal. |
voc_satan_media_00029 | Wing Cocoon Boss | Satan | Hunt them like dogs! |
voc_satan_media_00030 | Wing Cocoon Boss | Satan | Even now, I grow stronger once more. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00300 | Commentary BurnBuild Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Well, looks like someone got to this building before I did... |
voc_kinzie_media_00308 | Commentary BurnBuild Kinzie | Kinzie | It's like standing on the leaning Tower of Pisa, only it's a building not a tower, and we're in a slum in Hell instead of Italy. But otherwise, pretty close.. |
voc_kinzie_media_00214 | Commentary Capitol Kinzie | Kinzie | Evil politicians... it's like a little slice of home. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00167 | Commentary Captiol Johnny | Johnny_Gat | I doubt they have enough room in that building to fit all the politicians in hell. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00446 | Commentary College Johnny | Johnny_Gat | I could put together a helluva curriculum down here: knife work 101, improvised assault, murdering people on one good leg... maybe teaching is my true calling... |
voc_kinzie_media_00071 | Commentary College Kinzie | Kinzie | Hate to see what the student loans look like down here... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00319 | Commentary LavaFront Johnny | Johnny_Gat | God I want to throw someone into that lava... |
voc_kinzie_media_00239 | Commentary LavaFront Kinzie | Kinzie | Swimming sucks. Lava sucks. Swimming in lava definitely sucks. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00025 | Commentary Arch Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Well. It's a rock. |
voc_kinzie_media_00207 | Commentary Arch Kinzie | Kinzie | That is a big arch... which really doesn't impress me too much considering I'm surrounded by floating buildings and lava... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00255 | Commentary BellTower Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Defensible... good visibility... I could have some fun here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00436 | Commentary BellTower Kinzie | Kinzie | They have floating platforms and occult stop lights but they still need a belltower? Someone's hanging onto the past... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00225 | Commentary Castle Johnny | Johnny_Gat | I've wanted a lava moat since I was 4. |
voc_kinzie_media_00072 | Commentary Castle Kinzie | Kinzie | Just think, this castle was probably built to defend against the forces of heaven. Pretty awesome. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00298 | Commentary Cathedral Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Wonder if Julius is in there... |
voc_kinzie_media_00347 | Commentary Cathedral Kinzie | Kinzie | Oh look... a satanic cathedral... nothing creepy about that. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00414 | Commentary Dragon Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Satan wanted to impress me he'd have an actual fucking dragon, not just some bullshit statue... |
voc_kinzie_media_00252 | Commentary Dragon Kinzie | Kinzie | Matt gave me a shirt with an airbrushed dragon on it for my birthday. It was kind of awesome. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00440 | Commentary FloatingPlatform Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Far be it for me to tell the Devil how to do his job, but I was running things? This thing would have guns... lots and lots of guns... |
voc_kinzie_media_00025 | Commentary FloatingPlatform Kinzie | Kinzie | These floating platforms are incredible. I wonder how they work? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00263 | Commentary Furry Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Hey, everyone has a hobby. |
voc_kinzie_media_00251 | Commentary Furry Kinzie | Kinzie | My people have a home. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00226 | Commentary Gas Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Gas prices aren't half bad... |
voc_kinzie_media_00196 | Commentary Gas Kinzie | Kinzie | Using exponential math for gas prices is a special form of evil. Nice job, Dane. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00159 | Commentary GoldenShower Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Stay classy, Hell. |
voc_kinzie_media_00290 | Commentary GoldenShower Kinzie | Kinzie | Oh single entendres... what would we do without you... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00037 | Commentary Gravel Johnny | Johnny_Gat | A gravel pit? A fucking gravel pit? We're surrounded by floating buildings and rivers of lava, why in god's name is there a fucking quarry here? |
voc_kinzie_media_00266 | Commentary Gravel Kinzie | Kinzie | Good job Sisyphus...keep running. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00427 | Commentary HighHouse Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Sounds like someone's singing in there... |
voc_kinzie_media_00393 | Commentary HighHouse Kinzie | Kinzie | I wonder how long it took to build this thing... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00264 | Commentary Highway Johnny | Johnny_Gat | I'll take this over the 405 any day. |
voc_kinzie_media_00051 | Commentary Highway Kinzie | Kinzie | This is traffic in hell? Someone's never been to DC. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00274 | Commentary LowHouse Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Boss! Boss! Are you in there?! |
voc_kinzie_media_00435 | Commentary LowHouse Kinzie | Kinzie | The boss has to be in here somewhere... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00368 | Commentary PawnA 02 | Johnny_Gat | Pawnshop in hell? I'll take my chances making a deal with Dane... |
voc_kinzie_media_00383 | Commentary PawnB 02 | Kinzie | I don't like going into a pawnshop in Steelport, let alone Hell. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00112 | Commentary PowerP Johnny | Johnny_Gat | *coughs* bad place to take in the view... |
voc_kinzie_media_00046 | Commentary PowerP Kinzie | Kinzie | If Dane wants to run an industrial park he can be my guest... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00143 | Commentary Prison Johnny | Johnny_Gat | I don't wanna know what they do to people locked up in there... |
voc_kinzie_media_00362 | Commentary Prison Kinzie | Kinzie | What's a prison in hell look like... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00042 | Commentary SadCans Johnny | Johnny_Gat | The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to. |
voc_kinzie_media_00052 | Commentary SadCans Kinzie | Kinzie | Whatever. The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00420 | Commentary SatanStat Johnny | Johnny_Gat | I'm coming for you... |
voc_kinzie_media_00141 | Commentary SatanStat Kinzie | Kinzie | Bet you wish you never stole the boss... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00096 | Commentary Sizzled Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Fuck me! |
voc_kinzie_media_00068 | Commentary Sizzled Kinzie | Kinzie | Christ that's hot! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00128 | Commentary Snowball Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Why would they call it "Snowball's Chance" there's no snow in hell...someone should fire their marketing guy... |
voc_kinzie_media_00384 | Commentary Snowball Kinzie | Kinzie | Wonder if Killbane's inside... |
voc_phone_call_media_00227 | Commentary StripClubBackDoorA 01 | Phone_Call | Hey baby, you looking for a bad time? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00292 | Commentary StripClubBackDoorA 02 | Johnny_Gat | Yeah, no. |
voc_phone_call_media_00215 | Commentary StripClubBackDoorB 01 | Phone_Call | Hey girl, you looking for a bad time? |
voc_kinzie_media_00364 | Commentary StripClubBackDoorB 02 | Kinzie | Maybe. I'll get back to you. |
voc_phone_call_media_00019 | Commentary TacoMalo_A 01 | Phone_Call | Welcome to Tacos Malos, can I take your order? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00310 | Commentary TacoMalo_A 02 | Johnny_Gat | Dane? Is that you? |
voc_phone_call_media_00208 | Commentary TacoMalo_A 03 | Phone_Call | Yes, now keep your voice down before someone hears you. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00076 | Commentary TacoMalo_A 04 | Johnny_Gat | What the fuck are doing in there? |
voc_phone_call_media_00133 | Commentary TacoMalo_A 05 | Phone_Call | You think anyone buys fast food in hell? It's a front... I've been stashing resources at the branches all over hell... swing by all three and you'll have enough components to build a weapon. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00272 | Commentary TacoMalo_A 06 | Johnny_Gat | Can I still get a taco? |
voc_phone_call_media_00245 | Commentary TacoMalo_A 07 | Phone_Call | You don't want the fucking taco, now get out of here... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00043 | Commentary TacoMalo_B 02 | Johnny_Gat | Dane you there? |
voc_phone_call_media_00085 | Commentary TacoMalo_B 03 | Phone_Call | Took you long enough... here's the next part. |
voc_phone_call_media_00250 | Commentary TacoMalo_C 01 | Phone_Call | Welcome to Tacos Malos, would you like our special today? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00372 | Commentary TacoMalo_C 02 | Johnny_Gat | Is that the gun? |
voc_phone_call_media_00020 | Commentary TacoMalo_C 03 | Phone_Call | Jesus Christ, you're terrible at being discreet. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00437 | Commentary TacoMalo_C 04 | Johnny_Gat | What made you think I'd be good at it? |
voc_phone_call_media_00151 | Commentary TacoMalo_C 05 | Phone_Call | Good point. Enjoy the weapon. |
voc_phone_call_media_00200 | Commentary TacoMalo_D 01 | Phone_Call | Pssst...Kinzie... |
voc_kinzie_media_00414 | Commentary TacoMalo_D 02 | Kinzie | Dane, if this is a dead drop, you shouldn't be using my name. |
voc_phone_call_media_00109 | Commentary TacoMalo_D 03 | Phone_Call | How did you know it was a dead drop? |
voc_kinzie_media_00208 | Commentary TacoMalo_D 04 | Kinzie | It was obvious. There are 3 Tacos Malos's in hell. The words "Tacos Malos" is made up of 10 consonants. 3 Tacos Malos equals 310. Drop the zero and you have 31, and the 31 theory signifies a place of importance, the only question that remained was for whom was the space important. Now "Ultor" is a 5 letter word like "Taco" and Malos" which means - |
voc_phone_call_media_00137 | Commentary TacoMalo_D 05 | Phone_Call | I just like tacos. |
voc_kinzie_media_00394 | Commentary TacoMalo_D 06 | Kinzie | That's disappointing. |
voc_phone_call_media_00233 | Commentary TacoMalo_D 07 | Phone_Call | You're telling me. Now listen up, I've been stashing resources at each of the branches... swing by all 3 and you'll be able to build a weapon... |
voc_kinzie_media_00411 | Commentary TacoMalo_E 02 | Kinzie | The whispers of war run rampant today... |
voc_phone_call_media_00116 | Commentary TacoMalo_E 03 | Phone_Call | What? |
voc_kinzie_media_00261 | Commentary TacoMalo_E 04 | Kinzie | It's a password, you're terrible at spycraft. Forget it, just give me the piece I need. |
voc_phone_call_media_00226 | Commentary TacoMalo_F 01 | Phone_Call | Welcome to Tacos Malos, are you here for a secret weapon or just some cinnamon twists. |
voc_kinzie_media_00059 | Commentary TacoMalo_F 02 | Kinzie | Now you're just being an ass on purpose. |
voc_phone_call_media_00214 | Commentary TacoMalo_F 03 | Phone_Call | Oh yeah. |
voc_kinzie_media_00050 | Commentary TacoMalo_F 04 | Kinzie | Can I have the gun please? |
voc_phone_call_media_00217 | Commentary TacoMalo_F 05 | Phone_Call | How can I say no to a charmer like yourself? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00171 | Commentary Tallbld Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Helluva drop...would love to take Dex up here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00395 | Commentary Tallbld Kinzie | Kinzie | The air actually feels dirtier the higher you get. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00036 | Commentary TallSlum Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Reminds me of Saints Row. |
voc_kinzie_media_00376 | Commentary TallSlum Kinzie | Kinzie | If things go bad at the Ultor building... this is where I build my new sanctum.. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00074 | Commentary UltorBuilding Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Maybe one day I'll retire and have a view like this... preferably not in hell, but hey, let's be realistic... |
voc_kinzie_media_00073 | Commentary UltorBuilding Kinzie | Kinzie | Aside from the screams of tormented souls it's actually quite lovely... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00077 | Commentary UltorStatue Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Where's my statue? I killed more guys than this chump... |
voc_kinzie_media_00272 | Commentary UltorStatue Kinzie | Kinzie | Oh Ozymandias... you scamp... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00308 | Commentary Walkway Johnny | Johnny_Gat | Yet another place I'd love to throw someone off of... |
voc_kinzie_media_00209 | Commentary Walkway Kinzie | Kinzie | I don't think they have safety codes in hell... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00421 | Commnetary BestShowA 02 | Johnny_Gat | Yeah I don't think I wanna know what's happening behind that door... |
voc_kinzie_media_00250 | Commnetary BestShowB 02 | Kinzie | After the boss is safe, I should come by and see what the fuss is about... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00112 | Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Gat 01 | Blackbeard | When this is all over I don't suppose you'd be interested sharing some rum? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00339 | Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Fuck yeah I am... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00045 | Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Kinzie 01 | Blackbeard | First the imps, then this... it's been a fortnight of indignity... |
voc_kinzie_media_00080 | Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | I know how you feel... I had to wear a poodle skirt once... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00036 | Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Gat 01 | Blackbeard | You'll rue the day you dared to Shanghai the scourge of the seven seas! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00069 | Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | You're goddamn right they will... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00046 | Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Kinzie 01 | Blackbeard | You imperialist dogs'll never break me... |
voc_kinzie_media_00024 | Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | That's probably because they have no experience in enhanced interrogation... now if I were doing it... |
voc_dane_media_00061 | Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Gat 01 | Dane | God, that was worse than drinking well bourbon. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00117 | Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Way to keep things in perspective. |
voc_dane_media_00030 | Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Gat 03 | Dane | Thanks man. |
voc_dane_media_00133 | Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Kinzie 01 | Dane | I owe you a raise... |
voc_kinzie_media_00371 | Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | You don't pay me. |
voc_dane_media_00059 | Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Kinzie 03 | Dane | Even better. |
voc_dane_media_00050 | Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Gat 01 | Dane | FUUUUUCCCCKK Don't mind me... just... feel free to kill these bastards... I'll be right here... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00311 | Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Don't die on me Dane! |
voc_dane_media_00067 | Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Gat 03 | Dane | Not planning on it! |
voc_dane_media_00103 | Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Kinzie 01 | Dane | GAHHHHHH! I'm no good to you dead Kinzie, remember that! |
voc_kinzie_media_00064 | Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | I know, I know... |
voc_kiki_media_00022 | Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Gat 01 | Kiki | Kill all those motherfuckers.... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00056 | Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Oh don't worry... |
voc_kiki_media_00007 | Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Kinzie 01 | Kiki | Thank you Kinzie... we're like sisters now... |
voc_kinzie_media_00210 | Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Yes... |
voc_kiki_media_00009 | Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Gat 01 | Kiki | If you hurt my sister so help me GAHHHH! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00341 | Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | I'm coming Kiki! |
voc_kiki_media_00021 | Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Kinzie 01 | Kiki | When my sister and I are free you are GAHHHHH! |
voc_kinzie_media_00340 | Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Let go of her! |
voc_shakespeare_media_00008 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat 01 | Shakespeare | For he today that sheds his blood with shall be my brother... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00331 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Fuck yeah, Henry Vee |
voc_shakespeare_media_00029 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat 03 | Shakespeare | The fifth. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00273 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat 04 | Johnny_Gat | You lost me. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00001 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Kinzie 01 | Shakespeare | His pallor returning to his cheeks, The Bard inquires how he can show his thanks to Kinzie Kensington. |
voc_kinzie_media_00142 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | I want in your spy ring. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00002 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Kinzie 03 | Shakespeare | The Bard looks at his new protégé, a wicked smile stitching across his lips as he thinks of the possibilities. A new Tragedy is in the making. Annnnd scene. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00032 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Gat 01 | Shakespeare | Lights Up: The bard is painfully having his soul ripped free of his body, silently he prays for a death that will never come... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00404 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | I'm gonna save you Bill, but you gotta stop fucking monologuing! |
voc_shakespeare_media_00024 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Kinzie 01 | Shakespeare | Enter: a young maiden, loyal and true, eager to save The Bard. Is she motivated by friendship? By pragmatism? Who is to say what our heroine is thinking... |
voc_kinzie_media_00288 | Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Wow. |
voc_suko_media_00003 | Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Gat 01 | Suko | Thanks...listen, about the Syndicate trying to kill you... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00293 | Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Eh, don't worry about it...besides I'm still alive, you're died on Earth, I figure it's a wash... |
voc_suko_media_00001 | Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Gat 03 | Suko | Makes sense. |
voc_suko_media_00036 | Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Kinzie 01 | Suko | I knew you'd save me. |
voc_kinzie_media_00231 | Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Who else is going to teach me how to wash my hair. |
voc_suko_media_00004 | Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Gat 01 | Suko | You...can't...make me...beg...AGGHHHHH! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00215 | Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | That lady's tougher than she looks... |
voc_suko_media_00021 | Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Kinzie 01 | Suko | Kinzie! Help me, please! |
voc_kinzie_media_00097 | Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Viola! |
voc_vlad_media_00025 | Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Gat 01 | Vlad | There is much work to do... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00370 | Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | You're tellin' me... |
voc_vlad_media_00015 | Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Kinzie 01 | Vlad | Thank you Ms. Kensington, I am in your debt... |
voc_kinzie_media_00176 | Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Yep. |
voc_vlad_media_00009 | Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Gat 01 | Vlad | Gat! Release me so I can mount these ingrates around my castle... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00122 | Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | My pleasure... |
voc_vlad_media_00019 | Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Kinzie 01 | Vlad | The wipers on the bus go "swish swish swish" "swish swish swish" "swish swish swish"... |
voc_kinzie_media_00358 | Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | That's evil. |
voc_phone_call_media_00235 | Drained intro 01 | Phone_Call | Alright, Jezebel went back home... she's gonna let us know when she can sneak you in. In the meantime let's- wait someone's he- HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU FUCKING TROGLYADYTE? |
voc_dane_media_00054 | Post Drained | Dane | Thanks for saving us... now go kick Satan's ass. |
voc_dark_inciter_media_00027 | Drained intro 02 | Dark_Inciter | We have your friends, mortal... and they will writhe until their screams no longer please us. |
voc_phone_call_media_00042 | Facepalm Intro | Phone_Call | I heard from Jezebel: she's ready to sneak you in |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00450 | Open World Facepalm Lead In - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | I knew she'd come through. Be right there. |
voc_kinzie_media_00294 | Open World Facepalm Lead In - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Sounds good. I'll be there soon. |
voc_dane_media_00104 | Post Face Palm | Dane | Try to look on the bright side... at least the boss doesn't have to marry Satan's daughter right? |
voc_dane_media_00033 | Flap Nag | Dane | Listen, if you don't flap this time you won't have enough momentum to get to that higher island, so unless you want a lava bath you should USE YOUR FUCKING WINGS |
voc_dane_media_00113 | Dane Flight Fail A | Dane | Try again. Here's a tip: You don't need to get a running start to fly. Just jump then hold your wings out to glide. Let the wings do the work! |
voc_dane_media_00025 | Dane Flight Fail B | Dane | One more time. Jump, then hold out your wings. Once you're in the air just keep those wings out and guide yourself to the next island. |
voc_dane_media_00112 | Flight Tutorial - Extra | Dane | Fine, don't flap your wings, see if I care. Well if you don't flap this time you won't have enough momentum to get to that higher island. So I'd suggest flapping those wings unless you want a lava bath. |
voc_dane_media_00003 | Flight Tutorial Charge 01 | Dane | Alright! Let's start slow, try to jump over to that next island! |
voc_dane_media_00016 | Flight Tutorial Charge 02 | Dane | Also, the longer you charge your wings before jumping, the further you will go. |
voc_dane_media_00073 | Flight Tutorial Dash End 01 | Dane | Hey! You didn't fuck it up, good job! |
voc_dane_media_00051 | Flight Tutorial Dive Start 01 | Dane | You'll have to dive to reach the next island. Do that by pointing your head down. Don't worry, the rest of your body will follow. |
voc_dane_media_00035 | Flight Tutorial Dive Start 02 | Dane | Take note, that you gain speed while diving. You can use that to fly longer distances. |
voc_dane_media_00086 | Flight Tutorial End 01 | Dane | Well there you go, young grasshopper. Practice makes perfect, so make sure to get in some airtime when you can. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00224 | Flight Tutorial End 04 | Johnny_Gat | Sure thing. See ya soon. |
voc_dane_media_00070 | Flight Tutorial Fail Gat | Dane | Uh, Johnny...? Tutorial's up here, buddy. |
voc_dane_media_00069 | Flight Tutorial Fail Gat | Dane | Where ya goin', buddy? Get back up there! |
voc_dane_media_00072 | Flight Tutorial Fail Gat | Dane | Ok, so the lava is not in fact good... so let's try that again without you burning to death. |
voc_dane_media_00071 | Flight Tutorial Fail Gat | Dane | Normally my time is at a premium, but you're scary and can kill me so how 'bout you take all the time you need... |
voc_dane_media_00019 | Flight Tutorial Fail KZ | Dane | You gotta work with me Kinzie, let's try it again... |
voc_dane_media_00020 | Flight Tutorial Fail KZ | Dane | Uh, Kinzie...? Tutorial's up here, baby. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00279 | Flight Tutorial Fall 01 | Johnny_Gat | AAAGGG |
voc_dane_media_00068 | Flight Tutorial Flap 01 | Dane | The exact opposite of diving, is climbing. Climbing will slow you down, and eventually cause you to stall... and trust me stalling sucks! |
voc_dane_media_00011 | Flight Tutorial Flap 02 | Dane | You can flap while gliding to gain additional speed, the faster you're going the higher you can fly. Now try to reach the island up there.. |
voc_dane_media_00007 | Flight Tutorial Flap NAG 01 | Dane | KEEP your wings out, and remember to flap them to gain momentum when climbing. |
voc_dane_media_00012 | Flight Tutorial Flight Nag 01 | Dane | KEEP your wings out, you'll need them to glide longer distances.. |
voc_dane_media_00096 | Flight Tutorial Flight Start 01 | Dane | Now it's time to fly. You heard of crawling before walking? Well in this case you need to jump before you can fly. Launch yourself in the air with a jump and then hold your wings out to glide to that next island! |
voc_dane_media_00106 | Flight Tutorial Flight Start 02 | Dane | Would it kill you to show a little excitement? You're about to experience angelic flight for Christs sake... |
voc_dane_media_00028 | Flight Tutorial Flight Variant | Dane | Now it's time to fly. You heard of crawling before walking? Well in this case you need to jump before you can fly. Launch yourself in the air with a jump and then hold your wings out to glide to that next island! I put out some orbs to show you the path. |
voc_dane_media_00045 | Flight Tutorial Get Boost 01 | Dane | I put a shiny flap orb out in front of you. Collect the orb and you're wings will flap to gain speed. |
voc_dane_media_00122 | Flight Tutorial GiveFlap | Dane | Alright now try flapping those wings on your own. Do a flap on your way to the next island. |
voc_dane_media_00107 | Flight Tutorial Helper First 01 | Dane | I've added some guide orbs to show you the perfect flight path. |
voc_dane_media_00102 | Flight Tutorial Helper NAG 01 | Dane | Don't worry about collecting all those orbs, they are just there to help guide you.. |
voc_dane_media_00056 | Flight Tutorial Helper Second 01 | Dane | There's some more guide orbs to show you the perfect flight path.. |
voc_dane_media_00014 | Flight Tutorial Intro 01 | Dane | Alright. Let's try those wings out, shall we? Just fly over to that island and collect that glowy thing over there. |
voc_dane_media_00099 | Flight Tutorial Leash Gat | Dane | Let's focus on the objective, okay? |
voc_dane_media_00100 | Flight Tutorial Leash Gat | Dane | I'm learnin' ya something, Johnny. Try and focus. |
voc_dane_media_00098 | Flight Tutorial Leash Gat | Dane | Uh, Johnny...? Tutorial's back here, buddy. |
voc_dane_media_00097 | Flight Tutorial Leash Gat | Dane | Where ya goin', buddy? Get back here! |
voc_dane_media_00124 | Flight Tutorial Leash KZ | Dane | Uh, Kinzie...? Tutorial's back here, baby. |
voc_dane_media_00123 | Flight Tutorial Leash KZ | Dane | Where ya goin', baby? Get back here! |
voc_dane_media_00142 | Flight Tutorial Missed Boost 01 | Dane | You missed the orb, dude. Lets try this again. |
voc_dane_media_00008 | Flight Tutorial Powerup 01 | Dane | Great! Now you should have just enough clusters to power up your halo. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00428 | Flight Tutorial Start 01 | Johnny_Gat | Alright, you got me out in the sticks, now what? |
voc_dane_media_00105 | Flight Tutorial Start 02 | Dane | Would it kill you to show a little excitement? You're about to experience angelic flight for Christ's sake... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00419 | Flight Tutorial Start 03 | Johnny_Gat | Dane... |
voc_dane_media_00057 | Flight Tutorial Start 04 | Dane | Someone needs a nap... Just collect some Soul Clusters and power up the halo, you'll be flying around in no time. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00338 | Flight Tutorial Success Johnny 01 | Johnny_Gat | I think I'm getting the hang of this... |
voc_kinzie_media_00197 | Flight Tutorial Success Kinzie 01 | Kinzie | Easy as statistical thermodynamics! |
voc_dane_media_00022 | Flight Tutorial Transition | Dane | Let's get you back to the Ultor building... I want to run through all the stuff you can do to hurt Satan. |
voc_dane_media_00093 | Flight Tutorial Turn 01 | Dane | Alright, time to take the training wheels off for the final lesson. |
voc_dane_media_00085 | Flight Tutorial Turn 02 | Dane | FLYING TAKES STAMINA. If you run out in midair, you are going to drop like a rock. A stupid, stupid, stamina-less rock. |
voc_dane_media_00115 | Flight Tutorial Turn 03 | Dane | Last island is right under those lava falls. Notice how your stamina drains the longer you glide. |
voc_dane_media_00087 | Flight Tutorial Use Flap 01 | Dane | I said to FLAP YOUR WINGS, not just glide there! Try again, this time using a flap.. |
voc_dane_media_00064 | Flight Tutorial Wall Jump 01 | Dane | Hey! You didn't fuck it up, good job! |
voc_dane_media_00038 | Flight Tutorial Wall Jump 02 | Dane | Now get up that cliff. Don't worry if something looks too high, just keep on jumping off the wall. |
voc_dane_media_00063 | Flight Tutorial Wall Jump 03 | Dane | Remember to charge your jumps if you want to get up the cliff faster. |
voc_dane_media_00041 | generic flight info | Dane | Ok, now fly to the island in front of you. |
voc_dane_media_00043 | generic flight info | Dane | Ok, now fly to the island over there. |
voc_dane_media_00042 | generic flight info | Dane | Ok, now fly to the island below you |
voc_dane_media_00040 | generic flight info | Dane | Ok, now fly up there. |
voc_dane_media_00044 | generic flight info | Dane | Let's try that again. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00013 | Combat Congratulate | Gallows_Dodger | Never had a chance... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00015 | Combat Congratulate | Gallows_Dodger | Watch 'em bleed... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00014 | Combat Congratulate | Gallows_Dodger | Beautiful... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00012 | Combat Congratulate | Gallows_Dodger | I've killed better... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00016 | Combat Congratulate | Gallows_Dodger | You're an artist... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00000 | Threat driver extract | Gallows_Dodger | Wasted opportunity... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00001 | Threat driver extract | Gallows_Dodger | That guy got off lucky. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00003 | Threat driver extract | Gallows_Dodger | Come on... kill him... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00002 | Threat driver extract | Gallows_Dodger | Please let me shoot them... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00006 | Gallows Intro 00 | Gallows_Dodger | So you're the new boss, huh? |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00023 | Gallows Intro 01 | Gallows_Dodger | Johnny Gat: For decades, the denizons of hell have cursed you for being the man responsible for sending them to their eternal torment...and with every tale of your brutality my interest was piqued. My name is Gallows Dodger, and it is an honor to be a gun wielded by an artist such as yourself... I must say, the murder of Shogo Akuji was particularly inspired. |
voc_kinzie_media_00415 | Gallows Intro 02 | Kinzie | Why is my gun talking to me... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00367 | Gallows Intro 02 | Johnny_Gat | We're going to get along just fine. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00005 | Gallows Intro 03 | Gallows_Dodger | Exquisite. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00031 | Gallows Intro 03a | Gallows_Dodger | Calling me a gun is like calling Jesus some dude in sandals. |
voc_kinzie_media_00147 | Gallows Intro 04 | Kinzie | What are you? |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00004 | Gallows Intro 05 | Gallows_Dodger | I'm a gun. |
voc_kinzie_media_00148 | Gallows Intro 06 | Kinzie | But you just- |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00026 | Gallows Intro 07 | Gallows_Dodger | I have a name, asshole. They call me Gallows Dodger. |
voc_kinzie_media_00098 | Gallows Intro 08 | Kinzie | Well "Gallows Dodger", maybe you should talk nicer to the person who can toss you into lava. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00011 | Gallows Intro 09 | Gallows_Dodger | Look, let's start over... I'm just a little antsy because I haven't killed anyone in a few minutes. |
voc_kinzie_media_00402 | Gallows Intro 10 | Kinzie | Gat's gonna love you. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00020 | Gallows Monologue 01 | Gallows_Dodger | Earlier when I said I was a gun, I really sold myself short. I'm so much more. I'm the very spirit of murder. Over centuries I've moved from whatever weapon was en vogue. A rock. A bronzed spear. A sword. A hangmans noose. A... you get the idea. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00045 | Gallows Monologue 02 | Gallows_Dodger | Blackbeard was an acceptable master, but his cruelty wsa blunt and straightforward, like a teenager fornicating for the first time. Now Pike... there was a special individal... a religious zealot who used me to crush the skulls of non-believers of their long since forgotten god. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00008 | Gallows Monologue 03 | Gallows_Dodger | A musician named Sam Scanlon wielded me as a knife to murder a rival that stole his one song of value. It was a petty act, but the raw emotion made me smile. Afterwards Scanlon felt crushed by guilt and ran me across his own throat. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00024 | Gallows Monologue 04 | Gallows_Dodger | I was there at Stonehenge, wielded by a woman known only as Keylith. She would drive me clear through the flesh of her victims onto the altar on which they lay... all as a tribute to the moon she prayed too, and woods that kept her safe at night. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00033 | Gallows Monologue 05 | Gallows_Dodger | For a spell I inhabied a giant tree branch that was wielded by a caveman. His name was Grog. Unsuprisingly we didn't have great conversations. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00032 | Gallows Monologue 06 | Gallows_Dodger | Percy was an upstart cowboy who saw themselves as the next billy the kid. His hubris was unmatched, travelling from town to town... challenging anyone to a duel. He murdered 131 cowboys before he was strangled in his sleep. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00009 | Gallows Monologue 07 | Gallows_Dodger | In ancient rome, Tiberius was a philosopher and senator that was peerless in his ambition. I was his gladius... and when any would challenge his thoughts or his rise to power, I would find myself through the backs of his rivals family. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00010 | Gallows Monologue 08 | Gallows_Dodger | Oh sweet sweet Vex... she was an odd girl with a strange facination with bears. She would lurk in forrests, murdering any hunters that dared to pray on her surrogate children. Eventually she was gunned down by the police, I was sad. I liked her. Fortunately she had a twin brother named Vax who was eager to pick up where she left off. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00025 | Gallows Monologue 09 | Gallows_Dodger | Before Earth was destroyed I was locked away in a museum archieve...I was worried that I would never kill again, thank god Zinyak obliterated the planet, otherwise I'd never have a chance to ply my trade again. |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00019 | Gallows Monologue 10 | Gallows_Dodger | Across the catwalks of the City of Lights, a young supermodel known only as "Saga" rose to prominance, a media icon and beloved by designers in Europe. That is of course, until Isla came to town. Enraged at falling out of favor, she wielded me as a straight razor... little Saga didn't go on many go-sees after I was through with her... |
voc_gallows_dodger_media_00044 | Gallows Monologue 11 | Gallows_Dodger | While you knew him as a calm and collected stratagist... in the years following his departure from Stilwater, Dex became consumed with the fact that he was forgotten. While more and more individuals flocked to the Saints, only those that had paid attention from the beginning knew who he was. This resentment was twisted to rage, and soon he saught me out to be a tool for vengence. |
voc_suko_media_00037 | Hangar Blackbeard Comment | Suko | I'd be more attracted to sweaty hairy men like Blackbeard if they weren't so hairy and sweaty. |
voc_kiki_media_00024 | Hangar Dane Comment | Kiki | Dane would be attractive if he wasn't so fucking self absorbed. Maybe I'll go on a date with him he agrees not to talk... |
voc_kiki_media_00001 | Hangar Jezebel Comment | Kiki | Satan's getting lucky with Jezebel's teenage rebellion... if my dad tried to marry me off I would stab the shit out of him... and when I say that out loud it's pretty obvious why I ended up in Hell. |
voc_kiki_media_00012 | Hangar Random Comment Kiki | Kiki | We're kind of like Robin Hood. Only instead of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, we just steal from the rich... and the poor. |
voc_kiki_media_00011 | Hangar Random Comment Kiki | Kiki | Someone's pulling Sinterpol's strings, and I think I know who... |
voc_kiki_media_00013 | Hangar Random Comment Kiki | Kiki | We can get rid of Satan but there's still bigger problems out there... they just aren't making themselves known. |
voc_kiki_media_00014 | Hangar Random Comment Kiki | Kiki | Killbane's down here somewhere... and when I find him I'm going to break his neck. |
voc_suko_media_00059 | Hangar Random Comment Viloa | Suko | Someone's gunning for my sister and I, and it's not Satan... |
voc_suko_media_00060 | Hangar Random Comment Viloa | Suko | Sometimes I think back on my actions. You know, the ones that led me here. But then I think "fuck it, YOLO!" |
voc_suko_media_00062 | Hangar Random Comment Viloa | Suko | I miss the Saints. At first we only worked together because of mutual interests but we really formed a friendship... except for Shaundi, fuck that bitch. |
voc_suko_media_00061 | Hangar Random Comment Viloa | Suko | Dane keeps asking me to set him up with Kiki... |
voc_suko_media_00005 | Hangar Satan Comment | Suko | If Satan ever decided to step out of his ivory tower he'd realize that there's a lot more people gunning for his spot than he thinks... |
voc_kiki_media_00023 | Hangar Shakespeare Comment | Kiki | I liked Shakespeare before. I fucking love him now. |
voc_suko_media_00019 | Hangar Vlad Comment | Suko | Vlad would be a lot scarier if he ditched the santa hat... |
voc_dane_media_00088 | Super Happy Ending | Dane | You did it, you conquered hell... now why don't you swing by the Ultor building to see what the future of the afterlife is going to look like. |
voc_phone_call_media_00065 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | Powers will take the shield down. |
voc_phone_call_media_00067 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | Attacking its shields with powers will help. |
voc_phone_call_media_00063 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | If its shields are up, use your powers. |
voc_phone_call_media_00066 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | Don't forget, powers get the shield down. |
voc_phone_call_media_00064 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | You have powers, use them on the shields. |
voc_phone_call_media_00156 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | You can't get through its shields without using your powers. |
voc_phone_call_media_00157 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | Its shields are vulnerable to your powers. |
voc_phone_call_media_00155 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | You need to use your powers to take down its shields. |
voc_phone_call_media_00158 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | You have to use your powers to get rid of its shields. |
voc_phone_call_media_00154 | warden - how to damage | Phone_Call | Your powers will take down its shields. |
voc_phone_call_media_00223 | Island Complete - Blackbeard | Phone_Call | The Barrens is ours! Now to start pressing souls into our service... soon The Queen Anne's Revenge will be a thing to be feared again! |
voc_phone_call_media_00150 | Island Complete - Dane | Phone_Call | Thanks for helping me secure the Forge... if you're still in hell next fiscal year I'll give you a nice bonus |
voc_phone_call_media_00009 | Island Complete - Kiki | Phone_Call | Great job taking back Downtown... Viola is paranoid about another coup is coming, but I'm planning on having some champagne with Dane to celebrate... |
voc_phone_call_media_00140 | Island Complete - Shakespere | Phone_Call | With the Entertainment District secure, Shakespeare's heart filled with joy and his mind raced with ideas of the stories he could now tell... perhaps finally, Trinket the Bear will receive the requiem the loyal animal truly deserved. |
voc_phone_call_media_00070 | Island Complete - Vlad | Phone_Call | The slums are again mine to command. In time all of hell will know that I am not a man to be trifled with... but more importantly I will not forget the part you played in this. I will scour Hell for your enemies and they will writhe. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00106 | Loyalty Complete - Blackbeard | Blackbeard | Well done, matey! Now to fix the damage those blasted imps did to my ship. |
voc_dane_media_00083 | Loyalty Complete - Dane | Dane | Great work... Ultor's moving into the territory you freed up and we're already seeing a difference: I can't wait to see what happens when we own it all. |
voc_kiki_media_00031 | Loyalty Complete - Kiki | Kiki | Great job, Sinterpol is on the ropes... keep the pressure on and downtown will be ours in no time. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00003 | Loyalty Complete - Shakespeare | Shakespeare | Shakespeare's Tragedies moved throughout the entertainment District, eagerly awaiting their masters next command. |
voc_vlad_media_00081 | Loyalty Complete - Vlad | Vlad | Thanks to you my name is feared once more. I am in your debt. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00082 | Loyalty Start - Blackbeard | Blackbeard | The Barrens is the perfect staging grounds for all manner of operations against Satan... but first we have to secure it. |
voc_dane_media_00017 | Loyalty Start - Dane | Dane | The Forge is prime real-estate in hell... this smoggy shit hole is located over the richest mineral veins in the afterlife. You want to hurt Hell's infrastructure? Here's where you do it. |
voc_kiki_media_00020 | Loyalty Start - Kiki | Kiki | My sister and I built this downtown, and we're not giving it up without a fight. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00031 | Loyalty Start - Shakespere | Shakespeare | Shakespeare secretly longed for overt control of the Entertainment District, if only someone could act on behalf of the thoughts he kept to himself. |
voc_vlad_media_00069 | Loyalty Start - Vlad | Vlad | I demand retribution for the violation of my home... scour the slums for those responsible. |
voc_dane_media_00010 | Machinima Mode Altar 01 | Dane | Hey, looks like you kicked the dust off of one of those ancient altars. Whenever you find the right power to activate one of these things (and lets be honest, you have four to choose from, it's not rocket science), you'll be imbued with a new arcane element for that power. Sounds too good to be true? Well it kinda is. Once you steal the power from the alter a bunch of guardians will appear and try to kill you. But if you use your new power to clear 'em out it's yours to keep. |
voc_phone_call_media_00018 | Machinima Mode Drained 01 | Phone_Call | Alright, Jezebel went back home... she's gonna let us know when she can sneak you in. In the meantime let's- wait someone's he- HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU FUCKING TROGLYADYTE? |
voc_dark_inciter_media_00098 | Machinima Mode Drained 02 | Dark_Inciter | We have your friends, mortal... and they will writhe until their screams no longer please us. |
voc_dane_media_00075 | Machinima Mode Extraction 01 | Dane | You've just entered one of four Soul Extraction facilities. This is where souls enter Hell to have their sins removed, and then thrown to the streets to wander for eternity. Now make no mistake, this isn't Satan being magnanimous... sins are the currency in hell... that means these places are the cornerstone of his income. There's three sections of the facility, and to fully take it over you need to capture all three. But be careful, Satan's goons are going to be looking to reclaim any section you're not guarding. We pull this off, you'll hurt Satan and Ultor makes money. It's win-win. |
voc_dane_media_00074 | Machinima Mode Hellblazing 01 | Dane | Alright buddy, let's take this opportunity to stretch those wings. I've set up a rudimentary flight path through the city, all you need to is hit the checkpoints in the order they appear. Now because I'm a swell guy I put some orbs out there to help you... the white ones will recharge your wings, the green ones will give you more stamina... the red ones? well, the red ones just fuck with you, but it's Hell, what did you expect. |
voc_dane_media_00029 | Machinima Mode Marshaling Ground 01 | Dane | Alright, you found one of the marshaling grounds, Satan uses these things to arm and send off armies to crush his enemies. If you convert all the control stones we should be able to use them to get around hell even faster. Predictably, there's a terrifying Arch-Demon protecting the Marshaling Grounds so it's gonna be a fight. Don't worry though - well, maybe you should worry, it's scary fucking demon, but whatever you'll figure it out. |
voc_dane_media_00052 | Machinima Mode Mayhem 01 | Dane | Alright, I have a thought on how we can get the attention of Satan, and I really think you'll like this one. BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING! Demons, cars, fences are real popular... just tear this place apart. |
voc_dane_media_00037 | Machinima Mode Pain Suffering 01 | Dane | My lawyer Legal Lee figured out a way to get some gold level clients a fast track out of Hell. The more abuse you put these guys through, the more years we can shave off. Lee suggested running clients through the designated intersections to boost their punishment. Oh, and dive in front of those vehicles on fire for bonus points. I mean, let's face it, the more they hurt, the sooner we can get these wretched bastards out of here. |
voc_dane_media_00026 | Machinima Mode Pledge 01 | Dane | I know this is petty, but Vlad won't stop bitching about some frat boys that tossed his castle when he was locked up. Personally, I got nothing against poli-sci majors with popped collars, but as a general rule I like to keep people with nicknames like "the impaler" happy. It'll really keep things going smoothly with Vlad if you could show up to one of the frats pledge games and smack 'em around a bit. Who knows, maybe you'll make some friends and isn't that what college is really about? |
voc_dane_media_00138 | Machinima Mode Salvation 01 | Dane | Alright: it's Salvation time. Satan's using his magic to send souls skyward and downward into oblivion, that's where you come in. Catch the falling souls before they hit ground, and use an arcane blast to free the souls rising upward... off course once you do that you still have to catch them before they drift off to their death. Speed is key here. You'll get a bonus for every rising soul you can save before touching down. Now let's go save some clients. I mean souls. Poor souls that need help. |
voc_dane_media_00001 | Machinima Mode Spire 01 | Dane | Looks like Satan's noticed that the current disruptions have been caused by everyone's favorite winged terrorist, and he's looking to do something about it. He's placed spire emplacements all around the city, now these things look like slimey tenticles but make no mistake they can shoot you out of the sky. The only way we can stop these things is to literally rip out their hearts. And by "we" and I mean "you"... I'll be at the office drinking scotch. |
voc_dane_media_00031 | Machinima Mode Survival 01 | Dane | There's lots of ways to get Satan's attention, but we should never forget the classic: Rampant. Fucking. Murder. Pride is a sin the Devil's army has in spades, so if you want to pick a fight you can bet your ass they're going to come in droves. |
voc_phone_call_media_00057 | Open World Jezebel Lead In - Gat 01 | Phone_Call | You might want to swing by the Ultor building; there's someone here you need to meet... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00425 | Open World Jezebel Lead In - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | On my way. |
voc_phone_call_media_00031 | Open World Jezebel Lead In - Kinzie 01 | Phone_Call | You might want to swing by the Ultor building; there's someone here you need to meet... |
voc_kinzie_media_00417 | Open World Jezebel Lead In - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Alright. |
voc_dane_media_00027 | Meet Jezebel Intro | Dane | You two might want to swing by the Ultor building... you have a visitor... |
voc_kinzie_media_00277 | Mission Intro Car 01 | Kinzie | You know how much easier this would be if we just found a car? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00452 | Mission Intro Car 02 | Johnny_Gat | You know how much easier this would be if you just gave me a second... |
voc_kinzie_media_00309 | Mission Intro First Notoriety 01 | Kinzie | I think we may have got the attention of the demons. How do you want to handle this? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00314 | Mission Intro First Notoriety 02 | Johnny_Gat | We handle it by killing Demons. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00085 | Mission Intro Get Dane 01 | Johnny_Gat | Dane Vogel. Ultor's behind this... I know it... |
voc_kinzie_media_00156 | Mission Intro Get Dane 02 | Kinzie | Ultor and the Saints haven't been enemies in years, you really think he's responsible? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00083 | Mission Intro Get Dane 03 | Johnny_Gat | You don't know him like I do... the boss put him through a window for a reason... |
voc_kinzie_media_00357 | Mission Intro Get Dane 04 | Kinzie | The reason was that the boss was kind of fucking crazy back then. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00166 | Mission Intro Get Dane 05 | Johnny_Gat | That's a fair point. |
voc_kinzie_media_00396 | Mission Intro Get Dane 06 | Kinzie | You're still going to shake down Dane aren't you. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00132 | Mission Intro Get Dane 07 | Johnny_Gat | Oh yeah. |
voc_kinzie_media_00149 | Mission Intro Nudge A 01 | Kinzie | So what's the plan? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00426 | Mission Intro Nudge A 02 | Johnny_Gat | I'm going to shoot him in the face unless he gives us The Boss back. |
voc_kinzie_media_00157 | Mission Intro Nudge A 03 | Kinzie | What if Dane doesn't have the boss? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00170 | Mission Intro Nudge A 04 | Johnny_Gat | I'll probably still shoot him in the face. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00146 | Mission Intro Nudge B 01 | Johnny_Gat | Alright, how are we gonna find the Ultor building... |
voc_kinzie_media_00413 | Mission Intro Nudge B 02 | Kinzie | Biggest building down here, giant Ultor sign on it...I don't think this is a problem. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00142 | Mission Intro Nudge B 03 | Johnny_Gat | I'll buy that. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00253 | Mission Intro SAM 01 | Johnny_Gat | OOF |
voc_kinzie_media_00146 | Mission Intro SAM 02 | Kinzie | Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh OOF |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00313 | Mission Intro SAM 03 | Johnny_Gat | So this is hell. Not as bad as I thought. |
voc_kinzie_media_00424 | Mission Intro SAM 04 | Kinzie | It kind of reminds me of Steelport. |
voc_dane_media_00082 | Mission Intro SAM Outro 01 | Dane | Welcome to Hell. |
voc_kinzie_media_00074 | Mission Intro SAM Outro 02 | Kinzie | Shouldn't you have a receptionist? |
voc_dane_media_00109 | Mission Intro SAM Outro 03 | Dane | Such is the plight of eternal damnation - but I have a feeling you didn't come here to catch up. Let's talk in my office... |
voc_phone_call_media_00088 | Mission Intro Vending Machines 01 | Phone_Call | Johnny! The vending machines in hell have weapons! |
voc_phone_call_media_00005 | Mission Intro Vending Machines 02 | Phone_Call | Hell keeps getting better and better. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00105 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard BB Attack | Blackbeard | Good God they're swarming me! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00043 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Bow Attack | Blackbeard | They're swarming the bow! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00004 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Frustration | Blackbeard | Get these damned things off my ship! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00055 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Get War Hammer 01 | Blackbeard | I got a bit o' treasure in that chest o'er there. The weapon ye find inside may help with our little imp problem... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00072 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Attack 01 | Blackbeard | Arr! Get these blasted t'ings offa me! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00114 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Attack 02 | Blackbeard | Get these nasty demon-monkeys offa me! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00099 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Attack 03 | Blackbeard | Get your claws off me, ya damned dirty Imps! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00056 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Explain 01 | Blackbeard | I summoned these Imps to serve as my crew. I forgot what a handful they could be. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00097 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Explain 02 | Blackbeard | Once aboard... they wouldn't listen to their cap'n! They ran amok down in the bowels of the ship! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00088 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Intro 01 | Blackbeard | Abandon ship! We've been boarded! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00071 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Mast Attack | Blackbeard | Protect the mast! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00113 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Port Side Attack | Blackbeard | They're swarming the port side! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00006 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Sail Attack | Blackbeard | Protect the sails! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00073 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Starboard Side Attack | Blackbeard | They're swarming the starboard side! |
voc_blackbeard_media_00010 | Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Stern Attack | Blackbeard | They're swarming the stern! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00168 | Mission Intro BB Gat Convo 01 | Johnny_Gat | It's ok to drop the pirate voice... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00042 | Mission Intro BB Gat Convo 02 | Blackbeard | What pirate voice would that be? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00405 | Mission Intro BB Gat Convo 03 | Johnny_Gat | Wow. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00084 | Mission Intro BB Gat Warhammer 01 | Johnny_Gat | Oohhhh.. |
voc_kinzie_media_00416 | Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo 01 | Kinzie | Nice boat. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00093 | Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo 02 | Blackbeard | This isn't a boat... it's the Queen Anne's Revenge |
voc_kinzie_media_00348 | Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo 03 | Kinzie | Isn't that just a fancy name for a boat? |
voc_blackbeard_media_00047 | Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo 04 | Blackbeard | Names are important my dear! You can't build a legacy without a name... |
voc_kinzie_media_00437 | Mission Intro BB Kinzie Warhammer 01 | Kinzie | That is a freakishly large hammer. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00033 | Mission Intro SS Battle Comment 01 | Shakespeare | The masked Tragedies were used to enemies cowering as they approached, but soon they realized that they faced a foe with courage and nobility - traits uncommon in the fires of Perdition. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00027 | Mission Intro SS Battle Comment 02 | Shakespeare | The battle raged on below, and as bullets and blood flew, The Bard arched a curious eyebrow: could this mortal be the exact thing that Shakespeare needed? |
voc_shakespeare_media_00034 | Mission Intro SS Battle End | Shakespeare | The conflict resolved, Shakespeare eagerly awaited meeting the champion that dispatched so many of his men. Undoubtedly they were here for The Bard's aid, and while happy endings were not a thing found in Hell - Shakespeare always had a soft spot for comedies. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00009 | Mission Intro SS Challenge | Shakespeare | And now: Act 3 |
voc_dark_inciter_media_00006 | Mission Intro SS Inciter Intro 01 | Dark_Inciter | This battle is far from over, mortal... arise... |
voc_shakespeare_media_00000 | Mission Intro SS More Enemies | Shakespeare | The inciting incident resolved, the time had come for rising action... |
voc_shakespeare_media_00023 | Mission Intro SS Shakespeare Intro 01 | Shakespeare | Lights up: William Shakespeare - Humanity's greatest playwright, and Hell's most diabolical purveyor of entertainment, looks on as a brave mortal on an Orphean quest enters. The Bard's interest is piqued, and he looks to test his visitor's mettle. |
voc_suko_media_00031 | Mission Intro Twins Context | Suko | Help us take out these Sinterpol troops and we'll make it worth your while. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00451 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 01 | Johnny_Gat | I can't help but notice that people are trying to kill you... |
voc_suko_media_00065 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 02 | Suko | Yeah, they're really big on that here... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00075 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 03 | Johnny_Gat | What did you do? |
voc_kiki_media_00016 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 04 | Kiki | Is now really a good time? We can wait until we're done shooting people... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00291 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 05 | Johnny_Gat | I'm great at multitasking... |
voc_suko_media_00050 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 06 | Suko | Remember when we offered you a deal on that airplane and you responded by killing everyone? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00280 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 07 | Johnny_Gat | Yeah. |
voc_kiki_media_00029 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat 08 | Kiki | It's like that but worse. |
voc_kinzie_media_00070 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 01 | Kinzie | Viola! Thank god you're ok. |
voc_kiki_media_00025 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 02 | Kiki | How do you know Viola? |
voc_kinzie_media_00116 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 03 | Kinzie | We're like sisters. |
voc_kiki_media_00015 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 04 | Kiki | I am her sister. |
voc_kinzie_media_00048 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 05 | Kinzie | No need to get territorial, we can all share. |
voc_kiki_media_00004 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 06 | Kiki | I'm not sharing my sister with you. |
voc_kinzie_media_00191 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 07 | Kinzie | Someone's got Puritanical hang-ups... |
voc_kiki_media_00027 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 08 | Kiki | What did you say? |
voc_suko_media_00042 | Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie 09 | Suko | Let it go.... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00115 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 01 | Johnny_Gat | Hey Viola, I thought you should know that Kinzie misses you... |
voc_suko_media_00043 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 02 | Suko | Really? that's so sweet... |
voc_kiki_media_00010 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 03 | Kiki | Who's Kinzie? |
voc_suko_media_00034 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 04 | Suko | You remember Kinzie, she was that hacker that Matt Miller hated. |
voc_kiki_media_00008 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 05 | Kiki | Isn't she crazy? |
voc_suko_media_00049 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat 06 | Suko | Ya know she really grows you. |
voc_suko_media_00041 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 01 | Suko | Ya know it's really important to me that you two get along. |
voc_kiki_media_00018 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 02 | Kiki | Can we talk about this later? |
voc_kinzie_media_00079 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 03 | Kinzie | Classic Kiki. Always deflecting. |
voc_kiki_media_00026 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 04 | Kiki | "Classic Kiki" I've never met you! |
voc_kinzie_media_00154 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 05 | Kinzie | I know everything about you. |
voc_suko_media_00044 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 07 | Suko | She grows on you, I promise. |
voc_kiki_media_00000 | Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie 08 | Kiki | Great. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00297 | Mission Intro Twins End - Gat | Johnny_Gat | Alright let's get you two back to Dane. |
voc_kinzie_media_00267 | Mission Intro Twins End - Kinzie 01 | Kinzie | We should get you back to the Ultor building... |
voc_kiki_media_00028 | Mission Intro Twins End - Kinzie 02 | Kiki | Horray... |
voc_kiki_media_00002 | Mission Intro Twins Help | Kiki | Don't just stand there, give us a hand! |
voc_kiki_media_00006 | Mission Intro Twins Intro 01 | Kiki | We're standing in a parking garage. |
voc_suko_media_00000 | Mission Intro Twins Intro 02 | Suko | I don't like it either, but Sinterpol isn't giving us many options. |
voc_kiki_media_00003 | Mission Intro Twins Intro 03 | Kiki | I can't believe they tried to force us out. |
voc_suko_media_00063 | Mission Intro Twins Intro 04 | Suko | I can't believe you forget the mimosas. |
voc_kiki_media_00005 | Mission Intro Twins Intro 05 | Kiki | I think we have bigger problems. |
voc_suko_media_00018 | Mission Intro Twins Intro 06 | Suko | I don't think you realize how much I love mimosas... |
voc_vlad_media_00027 | Mission Intro Vlad End | Vlad | Come, let us return to my castle so we may plot our next steps in proper surrounds. |
voc_vlad_media_00068 | Mission Intro Vlad Escape | Vlad | You must help me escape stranger! |
voc_vlad_media_00024 | Mission Intro Vlad Guards | Vlad | These guards must pay for what they have done. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00309 | Mission Intro Vlad Help J | Johnny_Gat | Not quite what I expected but what the hell, I'll go with it. |
voc_kinzie_media_00169 | Mission Intro Vlad Help K | Kinzie | I'll be happy to help. No one deserves to live like this. |
voc_vlad_media_00012 | Mission Intro Vlad Music | Vlad | We must end this infernal music! |
voc_kinzie_media_00162 | Mission Intro Vlad Prison Convo 01 | Kinzie | I thought this was supposed to be a prison not a day care center... |
voc_vlad_media_00093 | Mission Intro Vlad Prison Convo 02 | Vlad | Jezebel begged her father to turn the prison into a place of rehibilitation, not torture. She picked out the colors and decorations and left, thinking she was helping the inmates... but Satan found a way to twist it all into another form of psychological abuse. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00447 | Mission Intro Vlad Prison J | Johnny_Gat | If this guy is in a prison in hell you know he must be the kind of guy I like. |
voc_kinzie_media_00412 | Mission Intro Vlad Prison K | Kinzie | I can only imagine what they do to prisoners in hell. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00256 | Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Gat 01 | Johnny_Gat | If they wanted to torture you why did they use the short version of the song? |
voc_vlad_media_00090 | Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Gat 02 | Vlad | This is the short version? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00371 | Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Gat 03 | Johnny_Gat | Oh yeah, "The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish" "The hobo on the bus goes heh heh heh", my mom had like 80 'em. |
voc_kinzie_media_00139 | Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie 01 | Kinzie | Ya know, I gotta say this song is pretty catchy.. |
voc_vlad_media_00096 | Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie 02 | Vlad | Does the banality of this children song not drive you mad? |
voc_kinzie_media_00220 | Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie 03 | Kinzie | This isn't pop music? |
voc_vlad_media_00010 | Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie 04 | Vlad | You're a strange woman |
voc_vlad_media_00018 | Mission Intro Vlad Song Sam | Vlad | The horn on the bus goes "beep, beep, beep.. Beep, beep, beep... Beep, beep, beep." |
voc_vlad_media_00071 | Mission Intro Vlad Victory | Vlad | We have done it! Let us leave this infernal abyss of cutness. |
voc_satan_media_00028 | Mission Satan Outro 01 | Satan | Enough! |
voc_vlad_media_00079 | Grant Power - Aura | Vlad | I bestow upon you the Stygian Cold Fire... |
voc_vlad_media_00028 | mmAuraTutorial_complete | Vlad | You've done it! Doesn't it feel good to watch an enemy burn? |
voc_vlad_media_00006 | mmAuraTutorial_inciter_intro | Vlad | Now here comes a Dark Inciter. Use your aura then get close to him to take down his shields. From there, you can finish him off with your pistol. |
voc_vlad_media_00065 | mmAuraTutorial_intro | Vlad | I've brought you to this inferno to teach you about the power I've granted you. |
voc_vlad_media_00002 | mmAuraTutorial_scold | Vlad | While I understand your enthusiasm, you must use Coldfire to defeat the enemies not your weapons. |
voc_vlad_media_00039 | mmAuraTutorial_success | Vlad | Well done my friend. |
voc_vlad_media_00007 | mmAuraTutorial_wave | Vlad | Cold fire is an aura, which means you must activate the power and get close to an enemy before they will feel the cold embrace of the Stygian flames. Try it against these demons! |
voc_suko_media_00020 | Grant Power 01 | Suko | You helped us, now let us help you. |
voc_kiki_media_00030 | Grant Power 02 | Kiki | Here's a little something made popular by another group of sisters: The Gorgons. |
voc_suko_media_00035 | mmBlastTutorial_chide | Suko | Hey! We're trying to teach you how to use Stone Blast here. So use the power, THEN kill the bad guy, got it? |
voc_suko_media_00051 | mmBlastTutorial_dark_inciter | Suko | A blast will also take down the shield of a Dark Inciter, leaving it vulnerable to gunfire. Take this Dark Inciter out! |
voc_suko_media_00026 | mmBlastTutorial_flying | Suko | Nice! Stone blast is especially useful on flying demons, like this one. |
voc_kiki_media_00017 | mmBlastTutorial_flying_more | Kiki | Alright, now let's see you drop a few more. |
voc_suko_media_00064 | mmBlastTutorial_intro | Suko | Alright, Dane's letting us use his Ultor training room to test out your Stone Blast power. |
voc_kiki_media_00019 | mmBlastTutorial_success | Kiki | I think you've got the gist of it! Alright let's go. |
voc_kiki_media_00032 | mmBlastTutorial_wave | Kiki | So go ahead and blast these demons to turn them to stone! After they're petrified, you can use your pistol to shatter them. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00007 | mmStompTutorial_chide | Shakespeare | Interlude: a vexed hero is seemingly unaware that progression can only occur if he kills all enemies with Force Stomp. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00022 | mmStompTutorial_imps | Shakespeare | Act 2: in which our protagonist is greeted by foul imps |
voc_shakespeare_media_00021 | mmStompTutorial_inciter | Shakespeare | Act 3: in which our protagonist learns that force stomp even works on flying enemies, enabling them to remove a Dark Inciter's shield before shooting them to death with bullets. There also is a mistaken identity and love unrequited. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00030 | mmStompTutorial_intro | Shakespeare | Lights up: the mortal stands in the training grounds, eager to try out his new Force Stomp power on the group of demons in front of them. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00036 | mmStompTutorial_success | Shakespeare | The day is won, and the curtain closes on our noble hero. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00006 | mmStompTutorial_wave | Shakespeare | Act one scene 2: in which our protagonist kills more demons with Force Stomp. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00026 | Grant Power | Shakespeare | And so, Shakespeare called forth the Deus Ex Machina to bestow our protagonist with the arcane power of Force Stomp. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00011 | Grant Power | Blackbeard | I grant ye the ability to Summon my crew whenever they're needed... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00070 | mmSummonTutorial_Chide | Blackbeard | No, no, no! Let the imps do the work matey! Leave your guns and fists out of this. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00085 | mmSummonTutorial_Intro | Blackbeard | All right matey, its time fer yer lesson. Let's summon me favorite scurvy riddled hellion, the imp. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00035 | mmSummonTutorial_Island | Blackbeard | Those little ankle biters are viscous! Now let's practice yer aim. Take down the demons on the islands. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00024 | mmSummonTutorial_OneDown | Blackbeard | There you go matey! Now take down the other demon. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00083 | mmSummonTutorial_Success | Blackbeard | Few things are as rewarding as pressing someone into service, am I right? Now get goin'... there's a whole wide world waiting to be plundered... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00111 | mmSummonTutorial_Wave | Blackbeard | Why don't you start off by summoning an imp to take out those enemies. |
voc_dane_media_00055 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 01 | Dane | You find Blackbeard? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00466 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | The pirate ship was a little hard to miss. |
voc_dane_media_00121 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 03 | Dane | Alright, I'll deal with Blackbeard; we don't want him going off on a pillaging spree. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00082 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 04 | Johnny_Gat | I thought that was our whole plan? |
voc_dane_media_00032 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat 05 | Dane | Generally speaking, yeah. But now we wanna lay low. I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing and if we're just blindly charging we're gonna run right into his trap. I know it sucks, but we gotta wait it out. |
voc_dane_media_00137 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 | Dane | Whaddya think of Blackbeard? |
voc_kinzie_media_00194 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | He's basically Johnny with a beard and an accent. |
voc_dane_media_00120 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 | Dane | I can see that. |
voc_kinzie_media_00158 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 | Kinzie | You want us to go rob some galleons or whatever? |
voc_dane_media_00129 | Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 | Dane | Not yet. I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing and if we're just blindly charging we're gonna run right into his trap. For now we lay low. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00169 | Character Switch | Johnny_Gat | Looking forward to stretching my wings. |
voc_kinzie_media_00260 | Character Switch | Kinzie | Don't mind if I do. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00116 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 01 | Johnny_Gat | Dane, I gotta be honest: I think you oversold how scary these Arch-Dukes are. |
voc_dane_media_00111 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 02 | Dane | Well which one did you kill? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00445 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 03 | Johnny_Gat | I dunno, the one with a name I can't pronounce? |
voc_dane_media_00131 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 04 | Dane | Yeah, not helpful. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00131 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 05 | Johnny_Gat | Can we just go kill Satan now? |
voc_dane_media_00023 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat 06 | Dane | No, we need to wait. I don't care how excited he is for Jezebel's wedding, when Arch-Dukes end up dead people take note. Satan's gonna react in a big way, we need to wait and see how. |
voc_dane_media_00094 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 | Dane | You killed an arch-duke... color me impressed. |
voc_kinzie_media_00000 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | I'm full of suprises. |
voc_dane_media_00034 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 | Dane | Unfortunately, so's Satan. The death of his generals is something The Devil can't ignore, so you can bet your ass that he's going to stop planning Jezebel and The President's wedding and start planning on how he intends to kill us. |
voc_kinzie_media_00397 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 | Kinzie | So what should we do? |
voc_dane_media_00076 | Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 | Dane | We wait... and see how he reacts. |
voc_phone_call_media_00248 | Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 01 | Phone_Call | Great job tearing up hell. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00350 | Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Thanks. |
voc_phone_call_media_00232 | Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 03 | Phone_Call | I need you to stop. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00438 | Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 04 | Johnny_Gat | What?! |
voc_phone_call_media_00052 | Open World Musical Lead In - Gat 05 | Phone_Call | Do you really think Satan could still be thinking about Jezebel's wedding after all the damage you've done? I'm telling you; The Devil is about to react in a big way, and when he does we need to be ready. |
voc_phone_call_media_00164 | Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 | Phone_Call | Great job tearing up hell. |
voc_kinzie_media_00289 | Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Thanks. |
voc_phone_call_media_00038 | Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 | Phone_Call | I need you to stop. |
voc_kinzie_media_00112 | Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 | Kinzie | What?! |
voc_phone_call_media_00036 | Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 | Phone_Call | Do you really think Satan could still be thinking about Jezebel's wedding after all the damage you've done? I'm telling you; The Devil is about to react in a big way, and when he does we need to be ready. |
voc_dane_media_00065 | Post Musical | Dane | Uhhhh we have a problem. |
voc_dane_media_00108 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 01 | Dane | What's Shakespeare like? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00165 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Talky. |
voc_dane_media_00132 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 03 | Dane | Is he going to play ball? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00330 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 04 | Johnny_Gat | He just watched me kill over a dozen guys, so yeah I'm pretty confident. What our next move? |
voc_dane_media_00024 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat 05 | Dane | We wait. I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing. And when he does we'll be ready. |
voc_dane_media_00013 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 | Dane | You find Shakespeare? |
voc_kinzie_media_00047 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Kind of hard to miss the guy talking in third person. |
voc_dane_media_00036 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 | Dane | We'll you're not dead, so I'm guessing things went well. |
voc_kinzie_media_00163 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 | Kinzie | Yep. The bard is ready to start assassinating whenever you are. |
voc_dane_media_00046 | Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 | Dane | Hold up on that. After aligning with The Tragedies Satan can't ignore us anymore. He has to stop planning Jezebel and the President's wedding and deal with Gat. I'm not sure how he's going to react, but whatever he does is gonna be big and we need to be ready. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00113 | Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 01 | Johnny_Gat | Why didn't you tell me I was looking for the DeWynter sisters? |
voc_dane_media_00101 | Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 02 | Dane | Would you have complained if you knew? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00301 | Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 03 | Johnny_Gat | Probably. |
voc_dane_media_00092 | Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 04 | Dane | Well there you go... Hey, how did Kiki look? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00418 | Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 05 | Johnny_Gat | Like her sister. So what do we do now? |
voc_dane_media_00005 | Twins Musical Lead In - Gat 06 | Dane | We wait. I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing. And when he does we'll be ready. |
voc_kinzie_media_00233 | Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 | Kinzie | My sisters are safe. |
voc_dane_media_00058 | Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 | Dane | I'm gonna leave that alone. |
voc_kinzie_media_00232 | Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 | Kinzie | Probably for the best. What do you need me to do now? |
voc_dane_media_00125 | Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 | Dane | Nothing. Satan can't ignore what you've been up to. He's gonna have to put Jezebel and the President's wedding on hold until he deals with the problem at his door... and when he reacts we'll be ready for him. |
voc_dane_media_00006 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 01 | Dane | So what was the prison like? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00153 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Horrors beyond telling. |
voc_dane_media_00090 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 03 | Dane | So I'm guessing you found Vlad? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00307 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 04 | Johnny_Gat | Yeah... I like him, he's my kind of crazy. |
voc_dane_media_00018 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 05 | Dane | I'm gonna try not to dwell on that. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00312 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 06 | Johnny_Gat | What's our next move? |
voc_dane_media_00114 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat 07 | Dane | You just busted out Satan's old number one. There's no way he can keep planning Jezebel's wedding to the President, he's gonna need to react to what you're doing. I say we wait and see what he's got planned, when he comes at us we'll be ready. |
voc_dane_media_00126 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 01 | Dane | How's Vlad? |
voc_kinzie_media_00165 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | He's gone a little crazy. |
voc_dane_media_00089 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 03 | Dane | Little crazy like you, or little crazy like he might stab someone in their sleep? |
voc_kinzie_media_00287 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 04 | Kinzie | You obviously don't know me very well. |
voc_dane_media_00000 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 05 | Dane | Is he a liability. |
voc_kinzie_media_00346 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 06 | Kinzie | No. |
voc_dane_media_00140 | Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie 07 | Dane | Good. With Vlad on the loose, Satan is gonna have to stop worrying about seating arrangements at Jezebel and The President's wedding and start worrying about us. It's time to sit back and see how he reacts. |
voc_phone_call_media_00008 | Help Nag Blackbeard | Phone_Call | These barrens aren't going to cleanse themselves! A little help, if you please... |
voc_phone_call_media_00221 | Help Nag Dane | Phone_Call | I know your best friend is trapped in hell, and that sucks and all... but I could really use your expertise over here in the Forge. |
voc_phone_call_media_00254 | Help Nag Kiki | Phone_Call | Hey, remember that time Sinterpol tried to kill us? How about we return the favor... |
voc_phone_call_media_00123 | Help Nag Shakespeare | Phone_Call | Shakespeare calls on his new allies for aid: for without it, the story will not reach it's ultimate conclusion. |
voc_phone_call_media_00257 | Help Nag Vlad | Phone_Call | There is much work to be done, but with your help the screams of my betrayers will echo through the slums... |
voc_dane_media_00118 | Help Nag | Dane | I know your best friend is trapped in hell, and that sucks and all... but I could really use your expertise over here in the Forge. |
voc_shakespeare_media_00020 | Help Nag | Shakespeare | Shakespeare calls on his new allies for aid: for without it, the story will not reach it's ultimate conclusion. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00080 | Help Nag | Blackbeard | These barrens aren't going to cleanse themselves! A little help, if you please... |
voc_kiki_media_00033 | Help Nag | Kiki | Hey, remember that time Sinterpol tried to kill us? How about we return the favor... |
voc_vlad_media_00038 | Help Nag | Vlad | There is much work to be done, but with your help the screams of my betrayers will echo through the slums... |
voc_phone_call_media_00225 | Power Nag | Phone_Call | You really should look to finding those guys I told you about... you're missing out on a lot of opportunities |
voc_dane_media_00128 | Open World Start | Dane | Alright now go out there... have fun. Kill some people. But don't forget to meet up with those contacts I told you about. They're powerful friends to have... you'll be happy you did. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00030 | 100 percent orbs found | Johnny_Gat | You're a neurotic completionist. |
voc_kinzie_media_00192 | 100 percent orbs found | Kinzie | I'm done! Now I need to find something else to neuotically collect... |
voc_kinzie_media_00195 | 1st orb found | Kinzie | This is gonna be bad for my OCD. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00145 | 1st orb found | Johnny_Gat | Hope there's not something ridiculous like 100 of these to find... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00278 | 25 percent orbs found | Johnny_Gat | Yeah.... There's definitely more than 100. |
voc_kinzie_media_00401 | 25 percent orbs found | Kinzie | God, there are a lot of these things... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00444 | 50 percent orbs found | Johnny_Gat | How many of these things are there?! |
voc_kinzie_media_00049 | 50 percent orbs found | Kinzie | I found all the low hanging fruit... time to get to work collecting the rest. |
voc_kinzie_media_00135 | 75 percent orbs found | Kinzie | Now the hunt for the last 25% begins... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00121 | 75 percent orbs found | Johnny_Gat | They have to be running out of these things... |
voc_kinzie_media_00295 | Act 0 Ultor Nag | Kinzie | I'm surprised you haven't gone to the Ultor building to rough up Dane yet... |
voc_kinzie_media_00198 | Drained response | Kinzie | Dane, remember your corporate abduction training! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00070 | Drained response | Johnny_Gat | Hang tight Dane, I'm coming! |
voc_phone_call_media_00144 | Find Sloth - Gat 01 | Phone_Call | Good job bringing more people into our little "I hate Satan club", why don't you take a rest. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00459 | Find Sloth - Gat 02 | Johnny_Gat | Not interested, I got more shit to blow up. |
voc_phone_call_media_00121 | Find Sloth - Gat 03 | Phone_Call | I'm just saying I got a lead on where you can find a very nice chair. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00454 | Find Sloth - Gat 04 | Johnny_Gat | I just told- |
voc_phone_call_media_00260 | Find Sloth - Gat 05 | Phone_Call | It has guns. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00460 | Find Sloth - Gat 06 | Johnny_Gat | I'm in. |
voc_phone_call_media_00175 | Find Sloth - Kinzie 01 | Phone_Call | Congratulations on making so many new friends, you're really growing as a person. |
voc_kinzie_media_00281 | Find Sloth - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | It's exhausting. |
voc_phone_call_media_00110 | Find Sloth - Kinzie 03 | Phone_Call | You should take a break, you deserve it. |
voc_kinzie_media_00134 | Find Sloth - Kinzie 04 | Kinzie | I don't take breaks. |
voc_phone_call_media_00002 | Find Sloth - Kinzie 05 | Phone_Call | Could you make an exception for an armchair with guns? |
voc_kinzie_media_00092 | Find Sloth - Kinzie 06 | Kinzie | Yes. Yes I could. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00254 | Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat 01 | Johnny_Gat | Alright, where's the chair? |
voc_phone_call_media_00166 | Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat 02 | Phone_Call | I don't know. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00436 | Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat 03 | Johnny_Gat | Oh for fuck's sake Dane... |
voc_phone_call_media_00094 | Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat 04 | Phone_Call | Look, I got you this far, just search the rooftops, ok? |
voc_phone_call_media_00092 | Find Sloth Rooftop - Kinzie 01 | Phone_Call | Alright, the chair should be nearby... check out the rooftops. |
voc_kinzie_media_00341 | Find Sloth Rooftop - Kinzie 02 | Kinzie | Got it. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00044 | Fly Back | Johnny_Gat | I can't leave the boss here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00155 | Fly Back | Kinzie | I can't leave the boss here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00075 | Glyph Chest Opened | Kinzie | Oooo another birthday present... |
voc_kinzie_media_00076 | Glyph Chest Opened | Kinzie | Say what you will about Blackbeard. That guy knows how to fill up a treasure chest. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00417 | Glyph Chest Opened | Johnny_Gat | What do we have here... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00415 | Glyph Chest Opened | Johnny_Gat | This better be good... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00416 | Glyph Chest Opened | Johnny_Gat | Please be guns... please be guns... |
voc_kinzie_media_00077 | Glyph Chest Opened | Kinzie | If Blackbeard really wanted to protect this thing he would have came up with better encryption... |
voc_kinzie_media_00145 | Glyph Collected All | Kinzie | Let's see what Blackbeard was hiding... |
voc_kinzie_media_00144 | Glyph Collected All | Kinzie | Time to open that chest... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00443 | Glyph Collected All | Johnny_Gat | Gotta get to that chest now that I've found all the glyphs. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00442 | Glyph Collected All | Johnny_Gat | And that's the last one! Time to open that chest! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00441 | Glyph Collected All | Johnny_Gat | Too easy. Now I just need to remember where that chest was hidden. |
voc_kinzie_media_00143 | Glyph Collected All | Kinzie | Got all the glyphs... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00344 | Glyph Collected | Johnny_Gat | Blackbeard kinda sucks at hiding these things. |
voc_kinzie_media_00255 | Glyph Collected | Kinzie | Another clue... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00343 | Glyph Collected | Johnny_Gat | Another clue... |
voc_kinzie_media_00254 | Glyph Collected | Kinzie | I should find 'em all in no time... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00342 | Glyph Collected | Johnny_Gat | This treasure better be worth it... |
voc_kinzie_media_00253 | Glyph Collected | Kinzie | Oh look, the Bedard algorithm... how pedestrian... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00204 | Glyph Needed | Johnny_Gat | These things better not be a bitch to find.... |
voc_kinzie_media_00065 | Glyph Needed | Kinzie | Psh- locked treasure chest, that won't last long... |
voc_kinzie_media_00066 | Glyph Needed | Kinzie | If I wanna open this I need to find those glyphs... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00202 | Glyph Needed | Johnny_Gat | Of course it's locked... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00203 | Glyph Needed | Johnny_Gat | Gotta find the glyphs to open this... |
voc_kinzie_media_00067 | Glyph Needed | Kinzie | If I can break into government infrastructure I can break into a wooden box. |
voc_dane_media_00066 | Halo Complete Charge | Dane | Good job powering up that Halo: now use those arcane powers to raise some hell. Remember, it doesn't matter what you do: kill demons, take over territory, do jobs for our allies... so long as you're making a move against Satan's forces he'll eventually notice you. |
voc_kinzie_media_00206 | Lost Powers | Kinzie | This energy is draining my power! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00449 | Lost Powers | Johnny_Gat | The Halo's not working! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00448 | Lost Powers | Johnny_Gat | This bubble thing is draining my power! |
voc_kinzie_media_00205 | Lost Powers | Kinzie | The Halo's not working! |
voc_kinzie_media_00177 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | These wings are pretty cool. I wonder where they go when we land. Maybe that's what your appendix is for... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00234 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Well, there's no Nyteblayde down here, so Hell's not all bad... |
voc_kinzie_media_00007 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | At some point repopulating the human race is going to come up and I'm just saying don't look at me. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00021 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Hope the Boss is ok... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00011 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Hate to admit it, but Dane's growing on me... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00229 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | The afterlife is an amazing thing... like: I killed someone on Earth... and now I get a chance to kill them again... it's like a gift that keeps on giving... |
voc_kinzie_media_00186 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Are we just assuming Satan rules because he's the strongest? I mean, in some animal groups that works, but, come on, it's no way to run a society. I would go with a meritocracy, personally, but then, of course, I'd rule it -- and I don't want those kind of headaches, right? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00227 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | The Boss would do the same for any of us... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00020 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Where do all these fucks go after I kill them? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00005 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Satan's not gonna win... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00235 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | So... hell has stripmalls... makes sense. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00018 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Dane can't be the only person with an angle down here in hell... |
voc_kinzie_media_00179 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Ya know, he may be the prince of darkness, but he picked out some great stationary for that wedding invitation... |
voc_kinzie_media_00017 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Pierce is really into mani-pedi's.... |
voc_kinzie_media_00019 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Somehow I doubt that the people down here respect safewords... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00237 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Just when I thought things couldn't get weirder... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00010 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | People say "jump the shark" like it's a bad thing... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00008 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | I can't wait to punch Satan in the face... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00022 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | On the one hand: Hell. On the other hand: guilt free murder. |
voc_kinzie_media_00180 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Hell wouldn't be so bad if I could get a decent WIFI signal... |
voc_kinzie_media_00190 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Hell should really be more color-blind friendly... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00012 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | I gotta find Dex and shoot him in the face. |
voc_kinzie_media_00012 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Have you noticed that everyone in Hell speaks the same language? Talk about homogeny. I mean, where's the cultural diversity? It feels a little weird, to be honest. |
voc_kinzie_media_00010 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Say what you want about the Saints... but at least they let you play as a woman... |
voc_kinzie_media_00187 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I wish Matt was here. Like, not to visit. Just rotting here. |
voc_kinzie_media_00013 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I know this is supposed to be eternal punishment or something, but I've been to Reno, so this place feels kinda nice. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00006 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | I hope Shaundi hasn't murderd Matt... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00240 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | With Matt running things on the ship, I think I'm better off down here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00009 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | This is one weird birthday... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00013 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | I like this place... no soft targets... |
voc_kinzie_media_00016 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I never got to try that cake Zinjai made.... |
voc_kinzie_media_00015 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I have wings... why the hell am I standing around... |
voc_kinzie_media_00178 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I miss my sanctum... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00239 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | One day I'm going to catch that fucking ghost bus. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00023 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Akuji's gotta be here somewhere... |
voc_kinzie_media_00014 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I'm going to be honest, Hell's kind of a sausage party, isn't it? |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00230 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | My favorite part murdering is the murdering part... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00024 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | I should find a phone book. I wanna look up a few people while I am down here. |
voc_kinzie_media_00020 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I wish there was a way to find some metrics as to who gets sent down here... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00019 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | I wonder if Mr. Sunshine has a head down here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00184 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I wonder if this means I'm dead? I mean, you know, like really dead -- not like shitty comic book dead. |
voc_kinzie_media_00011 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I'll take the Demonic Horde over the White House press corps any day of the week... |
voc_kinzie_media_00189 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I feel like we spend a lot of time down here coming up for analogies about how Hell is better than other places on earth, but lets be real: Hell kinda sucks. |
voc_kinzie_media_00181 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Johnny keeps telling me I need to play Volleyball... I don't know what that is but I'm assuming it involves guns. |
voc_kinzie_media_00182 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I'm just saying: I'd fuck Dane. |
voc_kinzie_media_00006 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I wonder what hell is going to do now... I mean, with Earth blown-up, it's not like there's going to be a huge influx of people. And with me wandering around clearing out demons and souls and stuff, I would think this place is gonna get vacant soon. |
voc_kinzie_media_00188 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | If Matt thinks he can take the trivia night chalice because I'm not around to defend it he's got another thing coming.... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00007 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | No one took me to hell on my birthday... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00014 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Maybe I should pick up another hobby outside of Murder... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00228 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Things have definitely taken a turn since Stilwater... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00236 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | I'd never say this to the Boss... but sometimes I wish I could just start over. Tabula Rasa. A whole new plot. An entirely different life. |
voc_kinzie_media_00018 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I like Jane Austen, but if she tells me to get married one more time I'm putting her in the airlock... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00232 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Won't lie. Apotheosis has always been on my bucket list. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00015 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | If Zinyak had a Spirit Board that could send us to hell, what other toys does he have lying around... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00016 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | There's a whoollllle lotta hand waving going on down here... |
voc_kinzie_media_00183 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | I don't care if she's been reunited with Kiki... Viola and I are still sisters... |
voc_kinzie_media_00185 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | Yep, here we are, tits deep in Hell and just hangin' out. Yep, just standing aorund -- not doing anything, watching Hell be all evil. Can't think of anything better to do... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00009 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | I gotta say, I'm pretty spry for a guy who was shot in the knee with a shotgun.... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00231 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | The rest of Saints gotta see this place... |
voc_kinzie_media_00008 | misc - player timeout | Kinzie | It's too hot to wear my hoodie... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00233 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Kinzie kind of scares me. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00017 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | Every hour I spend in hell is one more hour Matt isn't trying to get me to play in his NyteBlayde role playing thing... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00238 | misc - player timeout | Johnny_Gat | This should be an annual thing: like a fishing vacation where you kill the shit out of people. |
voc_kinzie_media_00293 | New Intro Drive 01 | Kinzie | Look at us: Kinzie Kensington and Johnny Gat driving together on a birthday adventure... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00439 | New Intro Drive 02 | Johnny_Gat | Are you always this excited? |
voc_kinzie_media_00164 | New Intro Drive 03 | Kinzie | Generally I'm a misanthrope. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00158 | New Intro Drive 04 | Johnny_Gat | I get it. |
voc_dane_media_00002 | Open World Nag | Dane | Remember, everything you do gets us a little bit closer to getting Satan's attention, and the sooner we can do that: the sooner we can rescue The President |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00080 | Sin Orb Collection | Johnny_Gat | Nonono... you're not getting away... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00081 | Sin Orb Collection | Johnny_Gat | Didn't make it to your little drain now, did ya?! |
voc_kinzie_media_00259 | Sin Orb Collection | Kinzie | So those things are harvested for currency? Hell is fucked up! |
voc_kinzie_media_00257 | Sin Orb Collection | Kinzie | Not so fast, buddy! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00079 | Sin Orb Collection | Johnny_Gat | Gotcha! |
voc_kinzie_media_00258 | Sin Orb Collection | Kinzie | And I thought money on Earth was dirty... |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00078 | Sin Orb Collection | Johnny_Gat | Thought you could get away from me, huh? |
voc_kinzie_media_00256 | Sin Orb Collection | Kinzie | Psh, I've been following money trails since I was 6... |
voc_kinzie_media_00041 | threat - player driver extract | Kinzie | Don't mind if I do. |
voc_phone_call_media_00027 | Satan Command Call Hail | Phone_Call | I am Satan, the First, the Fallen. |
voc_phone_call_media_00205 | Satan Command Call Sucks | Phone_Call | The Audacity! |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00290 | Satan Fight | Johnny_Gat | I got this! |
voc_kinzie_media_00215 | Satan Fight | Kinzie | He's all yours, Johnny. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00045 | Sit in Sloth | Johnny_Gat | *sigh* life is good... |
voc_kinzie_media_00291 | Sit in Sloth | Kinzie | ooooo comfy. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00046 | Sit in Sloth | Johnny_Gat | *sigh* life is good... |
voc_kinzie_media_00292 | Sit in Sloth | Kinzie | So this is what it's like to not sit cross-leggeded... |
voc_kinzie_media_00193 | Sloth Chair | Kinzie | Not sure how I feel about the plaid. |
voc_johnny_gat_media_00373 | Sloth Chair | Johnny_Gat | An arm chair with guns... why didn't I think of that... |
voc_phone_call_media_00102 | Soul Prison - Blackbeard | Phone_Call | I raided a Sinterpol office and found information on where The President is being kept... evidently they've been trapped in some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace. Breaking in is an impossibility, you're best bet to save them is to continue to try to draw Satan out of the palace. |
voc_phone_call_media_00045 | Soul Prison - Kiki | Phone_Call | We called in some favors and found The President... they've been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace: the only way you're going to save them is by drawing Satan out, so keep doing what you're doing. |
voc_phone_call_media_00026 | Soul Prison - Shakespeare | Phone_Call | The Bard gives exposition which reveals that The President has been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace. The only way for our protagonist to save them is to draw Satan out by continuing their actions in hell. |
voc_phone_call_media_00106 | Soul Prison - Vlad | Phone_Call | I've been tormenting every Sinterpol agent I could find in hopes of finding The President's location... it would seem they've been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace: the only way you're going to save them is by drawing Satan out, so keep doing what you're doing. |
voc_dane_media_00039 | Spire Intro | Dane | Sorry I missed out on the singing, I was busy checking out the DEMONIC ANTI-AIR SPIRES that Satan deployed. We need to talk about how you're gonna take them out. |
voc_phone_call_media_00074 | Blackbeard_Tome_1 | Phone_Call | The Barrens were the only place desolate enough to allow me to build the Queen Anne's Revenge in peace... before I discovered the Barrens all of my efforts would be overrun by people looking to cause me harm, but here: the energy it would require to ruin my day wasn't worth the wasteland they would have to traverse. |
voc_phone_call_media_00049 | Blackbeard_Tome_1_UI | Phone_Call | The Barrens was the only place desolate enough to allow me to build the Queen Anne's Revenge in peace... before I discovered the Barrens all of efforts would be overrun by people looking to cause me harm, but here: the effort to ruin my day wasn't worth wasteland they would have to traverese. |
voc_phone_call_media_00062 | Blackbeard_Tome_2 | Phone_Call | Being a pirate with no water to sail on is like... being a pirate with no water to sail on. I tried to build a craft that could weather the lava, but each time the craft and crew would erupt in flames. That's why today The Queen Anne's Revenge sails on thermal currents and arcane magic... yes, the arcane magic is doing the heavy lifting but I'd like to believe the sails are still doing something... |
voc_phone_call_media_00255 | Blackbeard_Tome_2_UI | Phone_Call | Being a pirate with no water to sail on is like... being a pirate with no water to sail on. I tried to build a craft to set sail on the lava, but each time the craft and crew would errupt in flames. That's why today The Queen Anne's Revenge sails on thermal currents and arcane magic... yes, the arcane magic is doing the heavy lifting but I'd like to believe the sails are still doing something... |
voc_phone_call_media_00136 | Blackbeard_Tome_3 | Phone_Call | The Barrens are as good a home as any a pirate could ask for. It's remote, devoid of people, and perilous to get to. Here I can live as a pirate king for the rest of my eternal days. |
voc_phone_call_media_00007 | Blackbeard_Tome_3_UI | Phone_Call | The Barrens are as good a home as any a pirate could ask for. It's remote, devoid of people, and perilous to get to. Here I can live as a pirate king for the rest of my eternal days. |
voc_phone_call_media_00201 | Blackbeard_Tome_4 | Phone_Call | Robbing galleons and avoiding the crown was a thrill, but it's nothing compared to robbing the denizens of Hell. Life without adventure is no life I'm fit to live. Here the stakes are beyond simple life or death... Hell is where I'm meant to be. |
voc_phone_call_media_00240 | Blackbeard_Tome_4_UI | Phone_Call | Robbing galleons and avoiding the crown was a thrill, but it's nothing compared to robbing the denizens of Hell. Life without adventure is no life I'm fit to live. Here the stakes are beyond simple life or death... Hell is where I'm meant to live. |
voc_phone_call_media_00180 | Blackbeard_Tome_5 | Phone_Call | I don't know who placed those Glyphs that lead to treasure, nor do I care... the chase is all that matters. Some may question why I would bother revealing the location of missing treasure when I could find it myself, but the answer is simple. Competition. With no one else looking for the treasure there is no incentive for me to find it over robbing other demons... without another to race to find the prize, those chests just sit there dormant, and treasure is meant to found. |
voc_phone_call_media_00082 | Blackbeard_Tome_5_UI | Phone_Call | I don't know who placed those Glyphs that lead to treasure, nor do I care... the chase is all that matters. Some may quesiton why I would bother revealing the location of missing treasure when I could find it myself, but the answer is simple. Competition. With no one else looking for the treasure there is no incentive for me to find it over robbing other demons... without another to race to find the prize, those chests just sit there dormant, and treasure is meant to found. |
voc_phone_call_media_00126 | Dane_Tome_1 | Phone_Call | Everyone's chasing the Stygian dream down here... a way to make hell just a little more tolerable... and when you're surrounded with that amount of desperation, believe me, it's easy to find people who'll lay it all on line for next to nothing. Some folks think I had all this handed to me and I take advantage of people, but here's the god's honest truth: in life and in death I worked for everything that I had. Opportunities mean fuck all if you do nothing with them. Most of these poor bastards down here whine about their lot in life, but are unwilling to do anything about it. That's not me. |
voc_phone_call_media_00135 | Dane_Tome_1_UI | Phone_Call | Everyone's chasing the Stygian dream down here... a way to make hell just a little more tolerable... and when you're surrounded with that amount of desperation it's easy to find people who'll lay it all on line for next to nothing. Some folks think I had all this handed to me and I take advantage of people, but here's the god's honest truth: in life and in death I worked for everything that I had. Opportunities mean fuck all if you do nothing with them. Most of these poor bastards down here whine about their lot in life, but are unwilling to do anything about it. That's not me. |
voc_phone_call_media_00127 | Dane_Tome_2 | Phone_Call | "Know your limits". It was the best piece of advice my father gave me and I ignored it because I was a fucking idiot. I was the director of special projects for Ultor and I pissed it all away because my ambition got the better of me. The reality is that I'm a kingmaker, not a king. I'm not going to make that same mistake twice. |
voc_phone_call_media_00028 | Dane_Tome_2_UI | Phone_Call | "Know your limits". It was the best piece of advice my father gave me and I ignored it because I was a fucking idiot. I was the director of special projects for Ultor and I pissed it all away because my ambition got the better of me. The reality is that I'm a kingmaker, not a king. I'm not going to make that same mistake twice. |
voc_phone_call_media_00068 | Dane_Tome_3 | Phone_Call | I'd be a liar if I didn't say I got a little pissed when the would-be president shot in me in the face. But after a couple years of reflection I realized something: they had the same look in their eyes that I have. They were driven. And when I realized that, I knew I wanted to prepare for the moment they would come down to Hell, because on that day I wanted to be standing with the Saints. |
voc_phone_call_media_00143 | Dane_Tome_3_UI | Phone_Call | I'd be a liar if I didn't say I got a little pissed when the would-be president shot in me in the face. But after a couple years of reflection I realized something: they had the same look in their eyes that I have. They were driven. And when I realized that I knew I wanted to prepare for the moment they would come down to Hell, because on that day I wanted to be standing with the Saints. |
voc_phone_call_media_00139 | Dane_Tome_4 | Phone_Call | I knew that when the leader of the Saints came down here he wasn't going to be interested in hearing what I had to say unless I had a pretty fucking big peace offering. The perfect opportunity came after Blackbeard robbed Satan's Palace and stole Lucifer's Halo. Blackbeard knew that he had to unload it fast before Sinterpol raided the barren's and so he was willing to put a price on an otherwise priceless artifact. It cost me a fortune but it was worth it. Satan would never suspect that I had it, and I could bide my time until the leader of the saints was hell bound. My plan was solid, but not even I could predict a shotgun wedding. |
voc_phone_call_media_00189 | Dane_Tome_4_UI | Phone_Call | I knew that when the leader of the Saints came down here he wasn't going to be interested in hearing what I had to say unless I had a pretty fucking big peace offering. The perfect opportunity came after Blackbeard robbed Satan's Palace and stole Lucifer's Halo. Blackbeard knew that he had to unload it fast before Sinterpol raided the barren's and so he was willing to put a price on an otherwise priceless artifact. It cost me fortune but it was worth it. Satan would never suspect that I had it, and I could bide my time until the leader of the saints was hellbound. My plan was solid, but not even I could predict a shotgun wedding. |
voc_phone_call_media_00202 | Dane_Tome_5 | Phone_Call | Satan forcing Jezebel to marry The President definitely put a wrinkle in things. For one I wasn't sure if Johnny was going to let me explain the situation before he killed me... For another I was entrusting the most powerful artifact in the world to someone who had worse impulse control than teens on prom night. |
voc_phone_call_media_00176 | Dane_Tome_5_UI | Phone_Call | Satan forcing Jezebel to marry The President definitely put a wrinkle in things. For one I wasn't sure if Johnny was going to let me explain the situation before he killed me... For another I was entrusting the most powerful artifact in the world to someone who had worse impulse control than teens on prom night. |
voc_phone_call_media_00021 | Kiki_Tome_1 01 | Phone_Call | KiKi: Downtown looked like a shit hole when I first got here. Viola: In all fairness, you were in hell. KiKi: True. But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity. I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started. I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative. Soon, Cerberus Security was founded. |
voc_phone_call_media_00089 | Kiki_Tome_1 01_UI | Phone_Call | KiKi: Downtown looked like a shit hole when I first got here. Viola: In all fairness, you were in hell. KiKi: True. But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity. I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started. I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative. Soon, Cerberus Security was founded. |
voc_phone_call_media_00193 | Kiki_Tome_1 02 | Phone_Call | In all fairness, you were in hell. |
voc_phone_call_media_00039 | Kiki_Tome_1 02_UI | Phone_Call | In all fairness, you were in hell. |
voc_phone_call_media_00024 | Kiki_Tome_1 03 | Phone_Call | True. But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity. I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started. I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative. Soon, Cerberus Security was founded. |
voc_phone_call_media_00242 | Kiki_Tome_1 03_UI | Phone_Call | True. But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity. I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started. I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative. Soon, Cerberus Security was founded. |
voc_phone_call_media_00209 | Kiki_Tome_2 01 | Phone_Call | KiKi: Viola and I always did everything together... Viola: Played together... KiKi: Went to college together... Viola: travelled together... KiKi: Formed a criminal empire together... Viola: I always thought that we would die together. KiKi: Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one. Viola: After you died all I had was revenge. I never thought that I'd... Feel whole again? KiKi: Yeah. Viola: I love you sis. KiKi: Me you too. |
voc_phone_call_media_00056 | Kiki_Tome_2 01_UI | Phone_Call | KiKi: Viola and I always did everything together... Viola: Played together... KiKi: Went to college together... Viola: travelled together... KiKi: Formed a criminal empire together... Viola: I always thought that we would die together. KiKi: Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one. Viola: After you died all I had was revenge. I never thought that I'd... Feel whole again? KiKi: Yeah. Viola: I love you sis. KiKi: Me you too." |
voc_phone_call_media_00161 | Kiki_Tome_2 02 | Phone_Call | Played together... |
voc_phone_call_media_00061 | Kiki_Tome_2 02_UI | Phone_Call | Played together... |
voc_phone_call_media_00184 | Kiki_Tome_2 03 | Phone_Call | Went to college together... |
voc_phone_call_media_00145 | Kiki_Tome_2 03_UI | Phone_Call | Went to college together... |
voc_phone_call_media_00118 | Kiki_Tome_2 04 | Phone_Call | travelled together... |
voc_phone_call_media_00010 | Kiki_Tome_2 04_UI | Phone_Call | travelled together... |
voc_phone_call_media_00034 | Kiki_Tome_2 05 | Phone_Call | Formed a criminal empire together... |
voc_phone_call_media_00037 | Kiki_Tome_2 05_UI | Phone_Call | Formed a criminal empire together... |
voc_phone_call_media_00231 | Kiki_Tome_2 06 | Phone_Call | I always thought that we would die together. |
voc_phone_call_media_00130 | Kiki_Tome_2 06_UI | Phone_Call | I always thought that we would die together. |
voc_phone_call_media_00213 | Kiki_Tome_2 07 | Phone_Call | Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one. |
voc_phone_call_media_00035 | Kiki_Tome_2 07_UI | Phone_Call | Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one. |
voc_phone_call_media_00239 | Kiki_Tome_2 08 | Phone_Call | After you died all I had was revenge. I never thought that I'd... |
voc_phone_call_media_00096 | Kiki_Tome_2 08_UI | Phone_Call | After you died all I had was revenge. I never thought that I'd... |
voc_phone_call_media_00220 | Kiki_Tome_2 09 | Phone_Call | Feel whole again? |
voc_phone_call_media_00181 | Kiki_Tome_2 09_UI | Phone_Call | Feel whole again? |
voc_phone_call_media_00114 | Kiki_Tome_2 10 | Phone_Call | Yeah. |
voc_phone_call_media_00132 | Kiki_Tome_2 10_UI | Phone_Call | Yeah. |
voc_phone_call_media_00187 | Kiki_Tome_2 11 | Phone_Call | I love you sis. |
voc_phone_call_media_00015 | Kiki_Tome_2 11_UI | Phone_Call | I love you sis. |
voc_phone_call_media_00179 | Kiki_Tome_2 12 | Phone_Call | Me you too. |
voc_phone_call_media_00218 | Kiki_Tome_2 12_UI | Phone_Call | Me you too. |
voc_phone_call_media_00051 | Kiki_Tome_3 01 | Phone_Call | Viola: By the time I showed up in hell Cerberus and Sinterpol were locked in a bitter fight for dominance of the marketplace. KiKi: We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you. You would have pulled it out. Viola: I'm not so sure - the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side. I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclamation point on a plan. With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world. |
voc_phone_call_media_00185 | Kiki_Tome_3 01_UI | Phone_Call | Viola: By the time I showed up in hell Cerberus and Sinterpol were locked in a bitter fight for dominance of the marketplace. KiKi: We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you. You would have pulled it out. Viola: I'm not so sure - the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side. I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclamation point on a plan. With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world. |
voc_phone_call_media_00153 | Kiki_Tome_3 02 | Phone_Call | We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you. |
voc_phone_call_media_00178 | Kiki_Tome_3 02_UI | Phone_Call | We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you. |
voc_phone_call_media_00253 | Kiki_Tome_3 03 | Phone_Call | You would have pulled it out. |
voc_phone_call_media_00043 | Kiki_Tome_3 03_UI | Phone_Call | You would have pulled it out. |
voc_phone_call_media_00025 | Kiki_Tome_3 04 | Phone_Call | I'm not so sure: the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side. I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclaimination point on a plan. With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world. |
voc_phone_call_media_00033 | Kiki_Tome_3 04_UI | Phone_Call | I'm not so sure: the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side. I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclaimination point on a plan. With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world. |
voc_phone_call_media_00186 | Kiki_Tome_4 01 | Phone_Call | KiKi: Revitalizing Downtown wasn't about profit. Viola: It was kinda about profit. KiKi: A little bit. Viola: Like 50%. KiKi: The point is that it was also about making an impact. An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place. Viola: Like Dane says: "Hells what you make it." |
voc_phone_call_media_00112 | Kiki_Tome_4 01_UI | Phone_Call | KiKi: Revitalizing Downtown wasn't about profit. Viola: It was kinda about profit. KiKi: A little bit. Viola: Like 50%. KiKi: The point is that it was also about making an impact. An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place. Viola: Like Dane says: ""Hells what you make it." |
voc_phone_call_media_00117 | Kiki_Tome_4 02 | Phone_Call | It was kinda about profit. |
voc_phone_call_media_00087 | Kiki_Tome_4 02_UI | Phone_Call | It was kinda about profit. |
voc_phone_call_media_00128 | Kiki_Tome_4 03 | Phone_Call | A little bit. |
voc_phone_call_media_00115 | Kiki_Tome_4 03_UI | Phone_Call | A little bit. |
voc_phone_call_media_00236 | Kiki_Tome_4 04 | Phone_Call | Like 50% |
voc_phone_call_media_00099 | Kiki_Tome_4 04_UI | Phone_Call | Like 50% |
voc_phone_call_media_00041 | Kiki_Tome_4 05 | Phone_Call | The point is that it was also about making an impact. An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place. |
voc_phone_call_media_00212 | Kiki_Tome_4 05_UI | Phone_Call | The point is that it was also about making an impact. An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place. |
voc_phone_call_media_00103 | Kiki_Tome_4 06 | Phone_Call | Like Dane says: "Hells what you make it." |
voc_phone_call_media_00237 | Kiki_Tome_4 06_UI | Phone_Call | Like Dane says: "Hells what you make it." |
voc_phone_call_media_00152 | Kiki_Tome_5 01 | Phone_Call | KiKi: Things were going perfectly. Downtown was rebuilt in our image. The money was rolling in. We had an amazing penthouse... Viola: But then something happened - Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengeance. Kiki: They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus. Viola: Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who. |
voc_phone_call_media_00230 | Kiki_Tome_5 01_UI | Phone_Call | KiKi: Things were going perfectly. Downtown was rebuilt in our image. The money was rolling in. We had an amazing penthouse... Viola: But then something happened - Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengeance. Kiki: They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus. Viola: Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who. |
voc_phone_call_media_00006 | Kiki_Tome_5 02 | Phone_Call | But then something happened: Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengence. |
voc_phone_call_media_00192 | Kiki_Tome_5 02_UI | Phone_Call | But then something happened: Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengence. |
voc_phone_call_media_00053 | Kiki_Tome_5 03 | Phone_Call | They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus. |
voc_phone_call_media_00252 | Kiki_Tome_5 03_UI | Phone_Call | They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus. |
voc_phone_call_media_00197 | Kiki_Tome_5 04 | Phone_Call | Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who. |
voc_phone_call_media_00168 | Kiki_Tome_5 04_UI | Phone_Call | Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who. |
voc_phone_call_media_00101 | Shakespeare_Tome_1 | Phone_Call | I was never destined for obscurity, but no theater company would even entertain the idea of putting on my works, preferring to read plays written by lesser men. To them I was a laughing stock. A fool who only wrote base comedies. I was willing to give anything to have my works be given the credit they were due. Some may question if selling my soul was worth it... obviously those people never met Marlowe. |
voc_phone_call_media_00199 | Shakespeare_Tome_1_UI | Phone_Call | I was never destined for obscurity, but no theater company would even entertain the idea of putting on my works, prefering to read plays written by lesser men. To them I was a laughing stock. A fool who only wrote base comedies. I was willing to give anything to have my works be given the credit they were due. Some may question if selling my soul was worth it... obviously those people never met Marlowe. |
voc_phone_call_media_00083 | Shakespeare_Tome_2 | Phone_Call | The passion plays I wrote for Satan were simple and formulaic. The context didn't matter so much as ensuring that the action was consistent and exciting. He didn't see those plays for the plot. He saw them for the spectacle of murder. That being said, the comedy about Iago and Aaron the Moor as roommates was a real hoot. |
voc_phone_call_media_00243 | Shakespeare_Tome_2_UI | Phone_Call | The passion plays I wrote for Satan were simple and fomulaic. The context didn't matter so much as ensuring that the action was consistant and exciting. He didn't see those plays for the plot. He saw them for the spectacle of murder. That being said, the comedy about Iago and Aaron the Moor as roomates was a real romp. |
voc_phone_call_media_00219 | Shakespeare_Tome_3 | Phone_Call | Jezebel. My pupil. My muse. A demon with the voice of an Angel. Oft would I sneak into her room to read scenes and wear funny hats. She would write these plays... these terrible, terrible plays. But the subject matter was happy and hope-filled, and that was enough for me. I was a fool to think that those times could have lasted. |
voc_phone_call_media_00216 | Shakespeare_Tome_3_UI | Phone_Call | Jezebel. My pupil. My muse. A demon with the voice of an Angel. Oft would I sneak into her room to read scenes and wear funny hats. She would write these plays... these terrible, terrible plays. But the subject matter was happy and hope-filled, and that was enough for me. I was a fool to think it that those times could have lasted. |
voc_phone_call_media_00138 | Shakespeare_Tome_4 | Phone_Call | When I left the palace my name carried much weight, but I knew it wouldn't for long if I didn't keep myself relevant. I spread rumors that the reason I was cast out by Satan was that my ambition rivaled his own... soon demons would come to me in secret, asking what I had planned. I adopted a persona, speaking grandly in the third person to make me larger than life... In a matter of time my cult of personality transformed into a criminal empire... The Tragedies. |
voc_phone_call_media_00017 | Shakespeare_Tome_4_UI | Phone_Call | When I left the palace my name carried much weight, but I knew it wouldn't for long if I didn't keep myself relevant. I spread rumors that the reason I was cast out by Satan was that my ambition rivaled his own... soon demons would come to me in secret, asking what I had planned. I adopted a persona, speaking grandly in the third person to make me larger than life... In a matter of time my cult of personality transformed into a criminal empire... The Tragedies. |
voc_phone_call_media_00105 | Shakespeare_Tome_5 | Phone_Call | Today my reach is great. My minions have infiltrated almost every aspect of hell... the army, the brothels, even Dane's so-called "secret" Taco's Malos branches... no secrets are hidden from me. Your lover. Your father. Your brother in arms. Anyone could be working for me. |
voc_phone_call_media_00191 | Shakespeare_Tome_5_UI | Phone_Call | Today my reach is great. My minions have infiltrated almost every aspect of hell... the army, the brothels, even dane's so-called "secret" taco's malos branches... no secrets are hidden from me. Your lover. Your father. Your brother in arms. Anyone could be working for me. |
interface_media_00022 | Tome_Archdukes | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 8: The Archdukes. Every Marshalling Ground is overseen by one of my Archdukes... the fiercest men and women of my army. |
interface_cache_media_00041 | Tome_Archdukes | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 8: The Archdukes. Every Marshalling Ground is overseen by one of my Archdukes... the fiercest men and women of my army. |
voc_phone_call_media_00004 | Tome_Archdukes | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 8: The Archdukes. Every Marshalling Ground is overseen by one of my Archdukes... the fiercest men and women of my army. |
voc_phone_call_media_00030 | Tome_Archdukes_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 8: The Archdukes. Every Marshalling Ground is overseen by one of my Archdukes... the fiercest men and women of my army. |
interface_media_00023 | Tome_Barrens | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 12: The Barrens. Once a lovely location for bacchanals and ritualistic murders, The Heavenly Host laid waste to the Barrens in the last war between Heaven and Hell. I have forbidden rebuilding the Barrens so it serves as a reminder for what we lost... only after I lay siege to Heaven will I allow it to return to it's former glory. |
voc_phone_call_media_00238 | Tome_Barrens | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 12: The Barrens. Once a lovely location for bacchanals and ritualistic murders, The Heavenly Host laid waste to the Barrens in the last war between Heaven and Hell. I have forbidden rebuilding the Barrens so it serves as a reminder for what we lost... only after I lay siege to Heaven will I allow it to return to it's former glory. |
interface_cache_media_00042 | Tome_Barrens | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 12: The Barrens. Once a lovely location for bacchanals and ritualistic murders, The Heavenly Host laid waste to the Barrens in the last war between Heaven and Hell. I have forbidden rebuilding the Barrens so it serves as a reminder for what we lost... only after I lay siege to Heaven will I allow it to return to it's former glory. |
voc_phone_call_media_00054 | Tome_Barrens_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 12: The Barrens. Once a lovely location for bacchanals and ritualistic murders, The Heavenly Host laid waste to the Barrens in the last war between Heaven and Hell. I have forbidden rebuilding the Barrens so it serves as a reminder for what we lost... only after I lay siege to Heaven will I allow it to return to it's former glory. |
interface_media_00024 | Tome_Battle_Grounds | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 17: The Battle Grounds. This graveyard is where dead of the previous war on heaven were buried. Here it is rumored that demons and angels alike haunt this place to this very day. |
voc_phone_call_media_00098 | Tome_Battle_Grounds | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 17: The Battle Grounds. This graveyard is where dead of the previous war on heaven were buried. Here it is rumored that demons and angels alike haunt this place to this very day. |
interface_cache_media_00043 | Tome_Battle_Grounds | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 17: The Battle Grounds. This graveyard is where dead of the previous war on heaven were buried. Here it is rumored that demons and angels alike haunt this place to this very day. |
voc_phone_call_media_00058 | Tome_Battle_Grounds_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 17: The Battle Grounds. This graveyard is where dead of the previous war on heaven were buried. Here it is rumored that demons and angels alike haunt this place to this very day. |
interface_media_00025 | Tome_Cathedral | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 24: The Black Cathedral. When I was first cast into perdition my father built this chapel as an opportunity for me to repent. I leave it standing to remind him that I defy him not out of anger, but out of will. I will never bow to God again. |
interface_cache_media_00044 | Tome_Cathedral | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 24: The Black Cathedral. When I was first cast into perdition my father built this chapel as an opportunity for me to repent. I leave it standing to remind him that I defy him not out of anger, but out of will. I will never bow to God again. |
voc_phone_call_media_00222 | Tome_Cathedral | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 24: The Black Cathedral. When I was first cast into perdition my father built this chapel as an opportunity for me to repent. I leave it standing to remind him that I defy him not out of anger, but out of will. I will never bow to God again. |
voc_phone_call_media_00162 | Tome_Cathedral_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 24: The Black Cathedral. When I was first cast into perdition my father built this chapel as an opportunity for me to repent. I leave it standing to remind him that I defy him not out of anger, but out of will. I will never bow to God again. |
voc_phone_call_media_00107 | Tome_Dark_Inciters | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 36. The Dark Inciters. These elder demons direct the lesser denizens of hell, summoning them to die on their behalf. It is never wise to incur their wrath. |
interface_media_00027 | Tome_Dark_Inciters | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 36. The Dark Inciters. These elder demons direct the lesser denizens of hell, summoning them to die on their behalf. It is never wise to incur their wrath. |
interface_cache_media_00046 | Tome_Dark_Inciters | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 36. The Dark Inciters. These elder demons direct the lesser denizens of hell, summoning them to die on their behalf. It is never wise to incur their wrath. |
voc_phone_call_media_00194 | Tome_Dark_Inciters_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 36. The Dark Inciters. These elder demons direct the lesser denizens of hell, summoning them to die on their behalf. It is never wise to incur their wrath. |
interface_cache_media_00047 | Tome_Demon_Grunts | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 35. The Grunts. Proof that upward mobility exists, the souls selected to be grunts of my army enjoy delights husks could only dream of. |
interface_media_00028 | Tome_Demon_Grunts | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 35. The Grunts. Proof that upward mobility exists, the souls selected to be grunts of my army enjoy delights husks could only dream of. |
voc_phone_call_media_00141 | Tome_Demon_Grunts | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 35. The Grunts. Proof that upward mobility exists, the souls selected to be grunts of my army enjoy delights husks could only dream of. |
voc_phone_call_media_00146 | Tome_Demon_Grunts_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 35. The Grunts. Proof that upward mobility exists, the souls selected to be grunts of my army enjoy delights husks could only dream of. |
interface_cache_media_00048 | Tome_Dimensional_Communication | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 18: Dimensional Communications. There are many ways to sow horror on the mortal plane. While haunted VHS tapes have fallen out of vogue, there are stiill a multitude of ways for our demons to communicate with, and torment your loved ones. |
interface_media_00029 | Tome_Dimensional_Communication | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 18: Dimensional Communications. There are many ways to sow horror on the mortal plane. While haunted VHS tapes have fallen out of vogue, there are stiill a multitude of ways for our demons to communicate with, and torment your loved ones. |
voc_phone_call_media_00134 | Tome_Dimensional_Communication | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 18: Dimensional Communications. There are many ways to sow horror on the mortal plane. While haunted VHS tapes have fallen out of vogue, there are stiill a multitude of ways for our demons to communicate with, and torment your loved ones. |
voc_phone_call_media_00203 | Tome_Dimensional_Communication_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 18: Dimensional Communications. There are many ways to sow horror on the mortal plane. While haunted VHS tapes have fallen out of vogue, there are stiill a multitude of ways for our demons to communicate with, and torment your loved ones. |
voc_phone_call_media_00159 | Tome_Downtown | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 19: Downtown. The DeWynter Sisters have revitalized downtown to make it the destination for high end debauchery. |
interface_cache_media_00049 | Tome_Downtown | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 19: Downtown. The DeWynter Sisters have revitalized downtown to make it the destination for high end debauchery. |
interface_media_00030 | Tome_Downtown | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 19: Downtown. The DeWynter Sisters have revitalized downtown to make it the destination for high end debauchery. |
voc_phone_call_media_00142 | Tome_Downtown_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 19: Downtown. The DeWynter Sisters have revitalized downtown to make it the destination for high end debauchery. |
interface_cache_media_00050 | Tome_Economy | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 3: Economics. The currency of Hell is comprised of forged sins. Every piece of pocket change is actually thoughts of adultery, murder, and gluttony. |
interface_media_00031 | Tome_Economy | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 3: Economics. The currency of Hell is comprised of forged sins. Every piece of pocket change is actually thoughts of adultery, murder, and gluttony. |
voc_phone_call_media_00000 | Tome_Economy | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 3: Economics. The currency of Hell is comprised of forged sins. Every piece of pocket change is actually thoughts of adultery, murder, and gluttony. |
voc_phone_call_media_00234 | Tome_Economy_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 3: Economics. The currency of Hell is comprised of forged sins. Every piece of pocket change is actually thoughts of adultery, murder, and gluttony. |
interface_media_00032 | Tome_Entertainment_District | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 13: The Den of Eternal Suffering. Don't let the official name scare you, this is wonderful location serves as our entertainment district. Take in one Shakespeare's passion plays, enjoy a septepal-way, or maybe just settle down for a sinfully perfect hot coco. Here you can find it all. Yes, these delights are oppressively expensive but is it really that different from San Francisco? |
voc_phone_call_media_00249 | Tome_Entertainment_District | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 13: The Den of Eternal Suffering. Don't let the official name scare you, this is wonderful location serves as our entertainment district. Take in one Shakespeare's passion plays, enjoy a septepal-way, or maybe just settle down for a sinfully perfect hot coco. Here you can find it all. Yes, these delights are oppressively expensive but is it really that different from San Francisco? |
interface_cache_media_00051 | Tome_Entertainment_District | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 13: The Den of Eternal Suffering. Don't let the official name scare you, this is wonderful location serves as our entertainment district. Take in one Shakespeare's passion plays, enjoy a septepal-way, or maybe just settle down for a sinfully perfect hot coco. Here you can find it all. Yes, these delights are oppressively expensive but is it really that different from San Francisco? |
voc_phone_call_media_00072 | Tome_Entertainment_District_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 13: The Den of Eternal Suffering. Don't let the official name scare you, this is wonderful location serves as our entertainment district. Take in one Shakespeare's passion plays, enjoy a septepal-way, or maybe just settle down for a sinfully perfect hot coco. Here you can find it all. Yes, these delights are oppressively expensive but is it really that different from San Francisco? |
voc_phone_call_media_00012 | Tome_Eternal_Suffering | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 11: Eternal Suffering. Often the first instinct a newly damned soul has is to kill himself, hoping that it all gets sorted out the second time around. Well... that's a mistake. The soul explodes into a thousand pieces, and slowly, and painfully, reforms over the next 100 years. So the next time you see one of those spineless souls running for cover, you'll have a better idea as to why. Why didn't I lead with that tidbit? To punish those who think they can survive without heeding all my words. |
interface_cache_media_00052 | Tome_Eternal_Suffering | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 11: Eternal Suffering. Often the first instinct a newly damned soul has is to kill himself, hoping that it all gets sorted out the second time around. Well... that's a mistake. The soul explodes into a thousand pieces, and slowly, and painfully, reforms over the next 100 years. So the next time you see one of those spineless souls running for cover, you'll have a better idea as to why. Why didn't I lead with that tidbit? To punish those who think they can survive without heeding all my words. |
interface_media_00033 | Tome_Eternal_Suffering | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 11: Eternal Suffering. Often the first instinct a newly damned soul has is to kill himself, hoping that it all gets sorted out the second time around. Well... that's a mistake. The soul explodes into a thousand pieces, and slowly, and painfully, reforms over the next 100 years. So the next time you see one of those spineless souls running for cover, you'll have a better idea as to why. Why didn't I lead with that tidbit? To punish those who think they can survive without heeding all my words. |
voc_phone_call_media_00003 | Tome_Eternal_Suffering_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 11: Eternal Suffering. Often the first instinct a newly damned soul has is to kill himself, hoping that it all gets sorted out the second time around. Well... that's a mistake. The soul explodes into a thousand pieces, and slowly, and painfully, reforms over the next 100 years. So the next time you see one of those spineless souls running for cover, you'll have a better idea as to why. Why didn't I lead with that tidbit? To punish those who think they can survive without heeding all my words. |
interface_media_00034 | Tome_Floating_Islands | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 20: The Flotsam of Hell. Newer souls often marvel at the floating islands that surround Hades. The reality is that those islands are not rock at all, but fossilized remains of the beasts of babylon... winged creatures that once served me, but in their hubris dared to believe they could overthrow me. As punishment for their mutiny I encased them in stone where they flew. To this day their blood still rains down, burning the pitiful souls that walk below. |
voc_phone_call_media_00022 | Tome_Floating_Islands | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 20: The Flotsam of Hell. Newer souls often marvel at the floating islands that surround Hades. The reality is that those islands are not rock at all, but fossilized remains of the beasts of babylon... winged creatures that once served me, but in their hubris dared to believe they could overthrow me. As punishment for their mutiny I encased them in stone where they flew. To this day their blood still rains down, burning the pitiful souls that walk below. |
interface_cache_media_00053 | Tome_Floating_Islands | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 20: The Flotsam of Hell. Newer souls often marvel at the floating islands that surround Hades. The reality is that those islands are not rock at all, but fossilized remains of the beasts of babylon... winged creatures that once served me, but in their hubris dared to believe they could overthrow me. As punishment for their mutiny I encased them in stone where they flew. To this day their blood still rains down, burning the pitiful souls that walk below. |
voc_phone_call_media_00013 | Tome_Floating_Islands_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 20: The Flotsam of Hell. Newer souls often marvel at the floating islands that surround Hades. The reality is that those islands are not rock at all, but fossilized remains of the beasts of babylon... winged creatures that once served me, but in their hubris dared to believe they could overthrow me. As punishment for their mutiny I encased them in stone where they flew. To this day their blood still rains down, burning the pitiful souls that walk below. |
interface_media_00035 | Tome_Forge | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 25. The Forge. For the time being, mineral rights in hell have been granted to the Ultor Corpation, and the Forge is where they mine and process the materials that are used to build the very foundations of hell. |
interface_cache_media_00054 | Tome_Forge | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 25. The Forge. For the time being, mineral rights in hell have been granted to the Ultor Corpation, and the Forge is where they mine and process the materials that are used to build the very foundations of hell. |
voc_phone_call_media_00256 | Tome_Forge | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 25. The Forge. For the time being, mineral rights in hell have been granted to the Ultor Corpation, and the Forge is where they mine and process the materials that are used to build the very foundations of hell. |
voc_phone_call_media_00169 | Tome_Forge_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 25. The Forge. For the time being, mineral rights in hell have been granted to the Ultor Corpation, and the Forge is where they mine and process the materials that are used to build the very foundations of hell. |
interface_media_00036 | Tome_Grenadiers | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 37. Plague Bearers. The men are just grunts with bigger weapons and a fancier title, but hey it keeps the people happy. |
voc_phone_call_media_00075 | Tome_Grenadiers | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 37. Plague Bearers. The men are just grunts with bigger weapons and a fancier title, but hey it keeps the people happy. |
interface_cache_media_00055 | Tome_Grenadiers | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 37. Plague Bearers. The men are just grunts with bigger weapons and a fancier title, but hey it keeps the people happy. |
voc_phone_call_media_00211 | Tome_Grenadiers_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 37. Plague Bearers. The men are just grunts with bigger weapons and a fancier title, but hey it keeps the people happy. |
interface_media_00037 | Tome_Grindstone | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 7: The Day To Day. Every day will be terrible. |
voc_phone_call_media_00204 | Tome_Grindstone | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 7: The Day To Day. Every day will be terrible. |
interface_cache_media_00056 | Tome_Grindstone | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 7: The Day To Day. Every day will be terrible. |
voc_phone_call_media_00073 | Tome_Grindstone_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 7: The Day To Day. Every day will be terrible. |
voc_phone_call_media_00125 | Tome_Imps | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 38. Imps. Little bundles of pure sin, these adorable mischief makers serve as perfect pets or slave labor. |
interface_cache_media_00057 | Tome_Imps | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 38. Imps. Little bundles of pure sin, these adorable mischief makers serve as perfect pets or slave labor. |
interface_media_00038 | Tome_Imps | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 38. Imps. Little bundles of pure sin, these adorable mischief makers serve as perfect pets or slave labor. |
voc_phone_call_media_00119 | Tome_Imps_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 38. Imps. Little bundles of pure sin, these adorable mischief makers serve as perfect pets or slave labor. |
voc_phone_call_media_00190 | Tome_Invasion | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 9: The Coming War. The time is coming when the Heavenly Host and the Demonic Horde will have their final battle. And while I will personally deal with my father, Hell needs a general that will lead us to victory. Vlad was found wanting... I have my sights on another... |
interface_cache_media_00058 | Tome_Invasion | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 9: The Coming War. The time is coming when the Heavenly Host and the Demonic Horde will have their final battle. And while I will personally deal with my father, Hell needs a general that will lead us to victory. Vlad was found wanting... I have my sights on another... |
interface_media_00039 | Tome_Invasion | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 9: The Coming War. The time is coming when the Heavenly Host and the Demonic Horde will have their final battle. And while I will personally deal with my father, Hell needs a general that will lead us to victory. Vlad was found wanting... I have my sights on another... |
voc_phone_call_media_00071 | Tome_Invasion_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 9: The Coming War. The time is coming when the Heavenly Host and the Demonic Horde will have their final battle. And while I will personally deal with my father, Hell needs a general that will lead us to victory. Vlad was found wanting... I have my sights on another... |
interface_cache_media_00059 | Tome_Judgment | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 27: Judgment. The destruction of Earth has created a massive influx of souls... however, where as Hell had infrastructure in place to process the souls quickly Heaven languished under Saint Peter's watchful eye. Even now, Saint Peter is only finally processing the last batch of humanity... when the war comes we will be ready, and God will scramble to keep up. |
interface_media_00040 | Tome_Judgment | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 27: Judgment. The destruction of Earth has created a massive influx of souls... however, where as Hell had infrastructure in place to process the souls quickly Heaven languished under Saint Peter's watchful eye. Even now, Saint Peter is only finally processing the last batch of humanity... when the war comes we will be ready, and God will scramble to keep up. |
voc_phone_call_media_00177 | Tome_Judgment | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 27: Judgment. The destruction of Earth has created a massive influx of souls... however, where as Hell had infrastructure in place to process the souls quickly Heaven languished under Saint Peter's watchful eye. Even now, Saint Peter is only finally processing the last batch of humanity... when the war comes we will be ready, and God will scramble to keep up. |
voc_phone_call_media_00060 | Tome_Judgment_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 27: Judgment. The destruction of Earth has created a massive influx of souls... however, where as Hell had infrastructure in place to process the souls quickly Heaven languished under Saint Peter's watchful eye. Even now, Saint Peter is only finally processing the last batch of humanity... when the war comes we will be ready, and God will scramble to keep up. |
interface_cache_media_00060 | Tome_Legionnaire | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 39. Legionnaires. Second only to the Arch-Dukes, the Legionnaires purposefully wear less armor so that they may embrace every aspect of pain on the battlefield. |
voc_phone_call_media_00210 | Tome_Legionnaire | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 39. Legionnaires. Second only to the Arch-Dukes, the Legionnaires purposefully wear less armor so that they may embrace every aspect of pain on the battlefield. |
interface_media_00041 | Tome_Legionnaire | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 39. Legionnaires. Second only to the Arch-Dukes, the Legionnaires purposefully wear less armor so that they may embrace every aspect of pain on the battlefield. |
voc_phone_call_media_00165 | Tome_Legionnaire_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 39. Legionnaires. Second only to the Arch-Dukes, the Legionnaires purposefully wear less armor so that they may embrace every aspect of pain on the battlefield |
interface_cache_media_00061 | Tome_Marshaling_Grounds | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 29. The Marshalling Grounds. A marvel of occult engineering, the Marshalling grounds allow my armies to travel effortlessly across hell. Developing the teleportation magic was not without it's incidents however... few can forget the screams of Trinket the bear when he was marched forward to be the first test subject... |
interface_media_00042 | Tome_Marshaling_Grounds | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 29. The Marshalling Grounds. A marvel of occult engineering, the Marshalling grounds allow my armies to travel effortlessly across hell. Developing the teleportation magic was not without it's incidents however... few can forget the screams of Trinket the bear when he was marched forward to be the first test subject... |
voc_phone_call_media_00059 | Tome_Marshaling_Grounds | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 29. The Marshalling Grounds. A marvel of occult engineering, the Marshalling grounds allow my armies to travel effortlessly across hell. Developing the teleportation magic was not without it's incidents however... few can forget the screams of Trinket the bear when he was marched forward to be the first test subject... |
voc_phone_call_media_00224 | Tome_Marshaling_Grounds_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 29. The Marshalling Grounds. A marvel of occult engineering, the Marshalling grounds allow my armies to travel effortlessly across hell. Developing the teleportation magic was not without it's incidents however... few can forget the screams of Trinket the bear when he was marched forward to be the first test subject... |
interface_media_00043 | Tome_Old_Hades | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 26. Old Hades. When Father cast me out of Heaven he intended Hades to be a pleasant "time out" space. But my fall shattered his gilded cage and my anger twisted Hell into the world that now spreads before you. |
voc_phone_call_media_00246 | Tome_Old_Hades | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 26. Old Hades. When Father cast me out of Heaven he intended Hades to be a pleasant "time out" space. But my fall shattered his gilded cage and my anger twisted Hell into the world that now spreads before you. |
interface_cache_media_00062 | Tome_Old_Hades | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 26. Old Hades. When Father cast me out of Heaven he intended Hades to be a pleasant "time out" space. But my fall shattered his gilded cage and my anger twisted Hell into the world that now spreads before you. |
voc_phone_call_media_00247 | Tome_Old_Hades_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 26. Old Hades. When Father cast me out of Heaven he intended Hades to be a pleasant "time out" space. But my fall shattered his gilded cage and my anger twisted Hell into the world that now spreads before you. |
voc_phone_call_media_00091 | Tome_PitoftheFirst | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 10: The Pit of the First. The center of New Hades is where I made my decent from heaven. As I crashed into hades I fractured the land into the five islands that now spread before you. As you pass the pit of the first it is customary, though not required, to bow your head in reverence. |
interface_cache_media_00063 | Tome_PitoftheFirst | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 10: The Pit of the First. The center of New Hades is where I made my decent from heaven. As I crashed into hades I fractured the land into the five islands that now spread before you. As you pass the pit of the first it is customary, though not required, to bow your head in reverence. |
interface_media_00044 | Tome_PitoftheFirst | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 10: The Pit of the First. The center of New Hades is where I made my decent from heaven. As I crashed into hades I fractured the land into the five islands that now spread before you. As you pass the pit of the first it is customary, though not required, to bow your head in reverence. |
voc_phone_call_media_00084 | Tome_PitoftheFirst_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 10: The Pit of the First. The center of New Hades is where I made my decent from heaven. As I crashed into hades I fractured the land into the five islands that now spread before you. As you pass the pit of the first it is customary, though not required, to bow your head in reverence. |
interface_cache_media_00064 | Tome_Promotions | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 2: Promotion. You can never dash dreams without hope to build them in the first place. Which is why I offer you a way out of the simple life of a husk. When a soul is deemed worthy he is given a demon body, a gun, and an incredible sense of pride. Naturally after years of torment from the demonic horde, they are all to eager to be on the other end of punishment... they become the personification of cruelty and ruthlessness: as I intended.. |
interface_media_00045 | Tome_Promotions | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 2: Promotion. You can never dash dreams without hope to build them in the first place. Which is why I offer you a way out of the simple life of a husk. When a soul is deemed worthy he is given a demon body, a gun, and an incredible sense of pride. Naturally after years of torment from the demonic horde, they are all to eager to be on the other end of punishment... they become the personification of cruelty and ruthlessness: as I intended.. |
voc_phone_call_media_00196 | Tome_Promotions | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 2: Promotion. You can never dash dreams without hope to build them in the first place. Which is why I offer you a way out of the simple life of a husk. When a soul is deemed worthy he is given a demon body, a gun, and an incredible sense of pride. Naturally after years of torment from the demonic horde, they are all to eager to be on the other end of punishment... they become the personification of cruelty and ruthlessness: as I intended.. |
voc_phone_call_media_00014 | Tome_Promotions_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 2: Promotion. You can never dash dreams without hope to build them in the first place. Which is why I offer you a way out of the simple life of a husk. When a soul is deemed worthy he is given a demon body, a gun, and an incredible sense of pride. Naturally after years of torment from the demonic horde, they are all to eager to be on the other end of punishment... they become the personification of cruelty and ruthlessness: as I intended.. |
voc_phone_call_media_00258 | Tome_Rambulance | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 28. First Aid. Periodically you may get injured and seek first aid. You may find this to be problematic as ambulances in hell get paid a premium to run people over instead of helping them. |
voc_phone_call_media_00040 | Tome_Rambulance_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 28. First Aid. Periodically you may get injured and seek first aid. You may find this to be problematic as ambulances in hell get paid a premium to run people over instead of helping them. |
interface_cache_media_00066 | Tome_River_Styx | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 34. The River Styx. The River Styx surrounds New Hades providing warmth and light. I recommend every soul to go for a swim in the river at least once... it's quite the experience... |
voc_phone_call_media_00261 | Tome_River_Styx | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 34. The River Styx. The River Styx surrounds New Hades providing warmth and light. I recommend every soul to go for a swim in the river at least once... it's quite the experience... |
interface_media_00047 | Tome_River_Styx | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 34. The River Styx. The River Styx surrounds New Hades providing warmth and light. I recommend every soul to go for a swim in the river at least once... it's quite the experience... |
voc_phone_call_media_00259 | Tome_River_Styx_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 34. The River Styx. The River Styx surrounds New Hades providing warmth and light. I recommend every soul to go for a swim in the river at least once... it's quite the experience... |
interface_media_00048 | Tome_Satan_Fuel | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 32. Interlude. I hope you enjoyed chapter 31's step by step instructions on how to sneak your way into heaven. |
interface_cache_media_00067 | Tome_Satan_Fuel | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 32. Interlude. I hope you enjoyed chapter 31's step by step instructions on how to sneak your way into heaven. |
voc_phone_call_media_00032 | Tome_Satan_Fuel | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 32. Interlude. I hope you enjoyed chapter 31's step by step instructions on how to sneak your way into heaven. |
voc_phone_call_media_00148 | Tome_Satan_Fuel_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 32. Interlude. I hope you enjoyed chapter 31's step by step instructions on how to sneak your way into heaven. |
voc_phone_call_media_00076 | Tome_Satans_Halo | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 30. The Halo. Forged by God himself, my Halo was a repository of great power. I spent millennia harnessing it's might, and even then I barely scratched the surface of what it was capable of. |
interface_media_00049 | Tome_Satans_Halo | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 30. The Halo. Forged by God himself, my Halo was a repository of great power. I spent millennia harnessing it's might, and even then I barely scratched the surface of what it was capable of. |
interface_cache_media_00068 | Tome_Satans_Halo | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 30. The Halo. Forged by God himself, my Halo was a repository of great power. I spent millennia harnessing it's might, and even then I barely scratched the surface of what it was capable of. |
voc_phone_call_media_00095 | Tome_Satans_Halo_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 30. The Halo. Forged by God himself, my Halo was a repository of great power. I spent millennia harnessing it's might, and even then I barely scratched the surface of what it was capable of. |
interface_media_00050 | Tome_Seven_Deadly | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 33. The Deadly Sins. No longer just delightful past times, Pride, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Greed and Sloth have become personfied in the form of weapons. Only the most deserving wretched soul will be blessed with one of these treasured artifacts.. |
voc_phone_call_media_00097 | Tome_Seven_Deadly | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 33. The Deadly Sins. No longer just delightful past times, Pride, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Greed and Sloth have become personfied in the form of weapons. Only the most deserving wretched soul will be blessed with one of these treasured artifacts.. |
interface_cache_media_00069 | Tome_Seven_Deadly | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 33. The Deadly Sins. No longer just delightful past times, Pride, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Greed and Sloth have become personfied in the form of weapons. Only the most deserving wretched soul will be blessed with one of these treasured artifacts.. |
voc_phone_call_media_00048 | Tome_Seven_Deadly_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 33. The Deadly Sins. No longer just delightful past times, Pride, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Greed and Sloth have become personfied in the form of weapons. Only the most deserving wretched soul will be blessed with one of these treasured artifacts.. |
interface_media_00051 | Tome_Shadow_Demon | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 40. Shadow Demons. Relentless assassins, the Shadow Demon's teleport from rooftop to rooftop, ensuring that there is no place to run to in hell. |
interface_cache_media_00070 | Tome_Shadow_Demon | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 40. Shadow Demons. Relentless assassins, the Shadow Demon's teleport from rooftop to rooftop, ensuring that there is no place to run to in hell. |
voc_phone_call_media_00108 | Tome_Shadow_Demon | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 40. Shadow Demons. Relentless assassins, the Shadow Demon's teleport from rooftop to rooftop, ensuring that there is no place to run to in hell. |
voc_phone_call_media_00069 | Tome_Shadow_Demon_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 40. Shadow Demons. Relentless assassins, the Shadow Demon's teleport from rooftop to rooftop, ensuring that there is no place to run to in hell... |
interface_media_00052 | Tome_Shantytown | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 16. Shantytown. Unless you are particularly enterprising, or have powerful friends, you will ultimately find yourself in Shantytown. It's crowded, oppressive, and your neighbors will likely try to murder you to steal whatever paltry wealth you've amassed. Enjoy your eternity. |
voc_phone_call_media_00044 | Tome_Shantytown | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 16. Shantytown. Unless you are particularly enterprising, or have powerful friends, you will ultimately find yourself in Shantytown. It's crowded, oppressive, and your neighbors will likely try to murder you to steal whatever paltry wealth you've amassed. Enjoy your eternity. |
interface_cache_media_00071 | Tome_Shantytown | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 16. Shantytown. Unless you are particularly enterprising, or have powerful friends, you will ultimately find yourself in Shantytown. It's crowded, oppressive, and your neighbors will likely try to murder you to steal whatever paltry wealth you've amassed. Enjoy your eternity. |
voc_phone_call_media_00131 | Tome_Shantytown_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 16. Shantytown. Unless you are particularly enterprising, or have powerful friends, you will ultimately find yourself in Shantytown. It's crowded, oppressive, and your neighbors will likely try to murder you to steal whatever paltry wealth you've amassed. Enjoy your eternity. |
interface_media_00053 | Tome_Sin_Orbs | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 5: On Hording Sins. Some of the more frugal of the Damned take all of their worldly possessions with them when they travel, fearful of leaving things behind where they can be taken. Naturally I've made it incredibly easy for you to spot those individuals so you may mug them and capture the sins for yourself. |
interface_cache_media_00072 | Tome_Sin_Orbs | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 5: On Hording Sins. Some of the more frugal of the Damned take all of their worldly possessions with them when they travel, fearful of leaving things behind where they can be taken. Naturally I've made it incredibly easy for you to spot those individuals so you may mug them and capture the sins for yourself. |
voc_phone_call_media_00120 | Tome_Sin_Orbs | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 5: On Hording Sins. Some of the more frugal of the Damned take all of their worldly possessions with them when they travel, fearful of leaving things behind where they can be taken. Naturally I've made it incredibly easy for you to spot those individuals so you may mug them and capture the sins for yourself. |
voc_phone_call_media_00241 | Tome_Sin_Orbs_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 5: On Hording Sins. Some of the more frugal of the Damned take all of their worldly possessions with them when they travel, fearful of leaving things behind where they can be taken. Naturally I've made it incredibly easy for you to spot those individuals so you may mug them and capture the sins for yourself. |
interface_media_00054 | Tome_Sinterpol | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 23: Sinterpol. This privatized militia is one of two primary peace keeper groups in Hell. Obey them and they may only beat you within an inch of your life. |
interface_cache_media_00073 | Tome_Sinterpol | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 23: Sinterpol. This privatized militia is one of two primary peace keeper groups in Hell. Obey them and they may only beat you within an inch of your life. |
voc_phone_call_media_00198 | Tome_Sinterpol | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 23: Sinterpol. This privatized militia is one of two primary peace keeper groups in Hell. Obey them and they may only beat you within an inch of your life. |
voc_phone_call_media_00163 | Tome_Sinterpol_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 23: Sinterpol. This privatized militia is one of two primary peace keeper groups in Hell. Obey them and they may only beat you within an inch of your life. |
interface_cache_media_00074 | Tome_Soul_Clusters | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 4: Keeping Your City Clean. As is imaginable after an influx of souls from an exploding earth, some souls slip through the cracks. These unrefined souls litter our fair city and could be a quick source of upward mobility to an individual who finds as many as they can. While the promise of economic mobility seems promising and not "hell like", naturally such prizes are highly contested and are the source of many conflicts. |
interface_media_00055 | Tome_Soul_Clusters | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 4: Keeping Your City Clean. As is imaginable after an influx of souls from an exploding earth, some souls slip through the cracks. These unrefined souls litter our fair city and could be a quick source of upward mobility to an individual who finds as many as they can. While the promise of economic mobility seems promising and not "hell like", naturally such prizes are highly contested and are the source of many conflicts. |
voc_phone_call_media_00122 | Tome_Soul_Clusters | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 4: Keeping Your City Clean. As is imaginable after an influx of souls from an exploding earth, some souls slip through the cracks. These unrefined souls litter our fair city and could be a quick source of upward mobility to an individual who finds as many as they can. While the promise of economic mobility seems promising and not "hell like", naturally such prizes are highly contested and are the source of many conflicts. |
voc_phone_call_media_00046 | Tome_Soul_Clusters_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 4: Keeping Your City Clean. As is imaginable after an influx of souls from an exploding earth, some souls slip through the cracks. These unrefined souls litter our fair city and could be a quick source of upward mobility to an individual who finds as many as they can. While the promise of economic mobility seems promising and not "hell like", naturally such prizes are highly contested and are the source of many conflicts. |
interface_cache_media_00075 | Tome_Soul_Drain | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 6: Soul Drains. Runaway sins are attracted to these drains so that every unclaimed penny can fill my coffers. I also enjoy dancing shows and found the name ironic. |
interface_media_00056 | Tome_Soul_Drain | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 6: Soul Drains. Runaway sins are attracted to these drains so that every unclaimed penny can fill my coffers. I also enjoy dancing shows and found the name ironic. |
voc_phone_call_media_00086 | Tome_Soul_Drain | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 6: Soul Drains. Runaway sins are attracted to these drains so that every unclaimed penny can fill my coffers. I also enjoy dancing shows and found the name ironic. |
voc_phone_call_media_00206 | Tome_Soul_Drain_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 6: Soul Drains. Runaway sins are attracted to these drains so that every unclaimed penny can fill my coffers. I also enjoy dancing shows and found the name ironic. |
interface_cache_media_00076 | Tome_Spires | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 22: The Spires. Our aerial defenses are a precious commodity and are only to be deployed upon angelic threat. |
voc_phone_call_media_00093 | Tome_Spires | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 22: The Spires. Our aerial defenses are a precious commodity and are only to be deployed upon angelic threat. |
interface_media_00057 | Tome_Spires | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 22: The Spires. Our aerial defenses are a precious commodity and are only to be deployed upon angelic threat. |
voc_phone_call_media_00182 | Tome_Spires_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 22: The Spires. Our aerial defenses are a precious commodity and are only to be deployed upon angelic threat. |
voc_phone_call_media_00229 | Tome_The_Damned | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 1: The Damned. Welcome to Hell oh ye of questionable morality. Who you were on Earth no longer matters. When you arrive here everyone from the mightiest crime lord to the elderly gentlemen who takes pens from banks begin the same way: as wretched ghouls wandering the streets. As a shadow of a man, you are stripped of your sins, and condemned to a meaningless existence... eternal playthings for a demonic host who is all too eager to ply its trade. |
interface_media_00058 | Tome_The_Damned | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 1: The Damned. Welcome to Hell oh ye of questionable morality. Who you were on Earth no longer matters. When you arrive here everyone from the mightiest crime lord to the elderly gentlemen who takes pens from banks begin the same way: as wretched ghouls wandering the streets. As a shadow of a man, you are stripped of your sins, and condemned to a meaningless existence... eternal playthings for a demonic host who is all too eager to ply its trade. |
interface_cache_media_00077 | Tome_The_Damned | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 1: The Damned. Welcome to Hell oh ye of questionable morality. Who you were on Earth no longer matters. When you arrive here everyone from the mightiest crime lord to the elderly gentlemen who takes pens from banks begin the same way: as wretched ghouls wandering the streets. As a shadow of a man, you are stripped of your sins, and condemned to a meaningless existence... eternal playthings for a demonic host who is all too eager to ply its trade. |
voc_phone_call_media_00023 | Tome_The_Damned_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 1: The Damned. Welcome to Hell oh ye of questionable morality. Who you were on Earth no longer matters. When you arrive here everyone from the mightiest crime lord to the elderly gentlemen who takes pens from banks begin the same way: as wretched ghouls wandering the streets. As a shadow of a man, you are stripped of your sins, and condemned to a meaningless existence... eternal playthings for a demonic host who is all to eager to ply it's trade. |
interface_cache_media_00078 | Tome_ThePowerful | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 15: The Powerful. You'll notice a few souls that don't look like the others. These damned citizens have paid enough wages of sin as tithes to transform their appearance into one reminiscent of their former life. |
voc_phone_call_media_00113 | Tome_ThePowerful | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 15: The Powerful. You'll notice a few souls that don't look like the others. These damned citizens have paid enough wages of sin as tithes to transform their appearance into one reminiscent of their former life. |
interface_media_00059 | Tome_ThePowerful | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 15: The Powerful. You'll notice a few souls that don't look like the others. These damned citizens have paid enough wages of sin as tithes to transform their appearance into one reminiscent of their former life. |
voc_phone_call_media_00160 | Tome_ThePowerful_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 15: The Powerful. You'll notice a few souls that don't look like the others. These damned citizens have paid enough wages of sin as tithes to transform their appearance into one reminiscent of their former life. |
voc_phone_call_media_00047 | Tome_Transportation | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 21: Transportation. The price of vehicles in hell often bar all but the most enterprising souls to acquire one. Yes they are often stolen. Yes they have a tendency to spontaneously combust. But the thrill of driving with the windows rolled down even for a day can be worth the decades it takes to afford a new one. Oh, and we also don't offer insurance. |
interface_media_00060 | Tome_Transportation | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 21: Transportation. The price of vehicles in hell often bar all but the most enterprising souls to acquire one. Yes they are often stolen. Yes they have a tendency to spontaneously combust. But the thrill of driving with the windows rolled down even for a day can be worth the decades it takes to afford a new one. Oh, and we also don't offer insurance. |
interface_cache_media_00079 | Tome_Transportation | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 21: Transportation. The price of vehicles in hell often bar all but the most enterprising souls to acquire one. Yes they are often stolen. Yes they have a tendency to spontaneously combust. But the thrill of driving with the windows rolled down even for a day can be worth the decades it takes to afford a new one. Oh, and we also don't offer insurance. |
voc_phone_call_media_00188 | Tome_Transportation_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 21: Transportation. The price of vehicles in hell often bar all but the most enterprising souls to acquire one. Yes they are often stolen. Yes they have a tendency to spontaneously combust. But the thrill of driving with the windows rolled down even for a day can be worth the decades it takes to afford a new one. Oh, and we also don't offer insurance. |
voc_phone_call_media_00111 | Tome_Ultor | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 14: The Ultor Corporation. Dane Vogel is an example for what the best of you can become... a businessman who serves as my thrall. This mega corporation exists at my leisure... and assuming it continues to serve my interests, I will allow it to persist. |
interface_cache_media_00080 | Tome_Ultor | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 14: The Ultor Corporation. Dane Vogel is an example for what the best of you can become... a businessman who serves as my thrall. This mega corporation exists at my leisure... and assuming it continues to serve my interests, I will allow it to persist. |
interface_media_00061 | Tome_Ultor | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 14: The Ultor Corporation. Dane Vogel is an example for what the best of you can become... a businessman who serves as my thrall. This mega corporation exists at my leisure... and assuming it continues to serve my interests, I will allow it to persist. |
voc_phone_call_media_00129 | Tome_Ultor_UI | Phone_Call | A Damned Souls Orientation Guide: Chapter 14: The Ultor Corporation. Dane Vogel is an example for what the best of you can become... a businessman who serves as my thrall. This mega corporation exists at my leisure... and assuming it continues to serve my interests, I will allow it to persist. |
voc_phone_call_media_00100 | Vlad_Tome_1 | Phone_Call | When I arrived to hell my reputation preceded me and Satan was quick to court my aid. He promised me a new body, a fiefdom, and a castle in exchange for loyalty...I happily agreed. I trained his army, maintained the peace, and ferretted out Satan's enemies... but all of my loyalty meant nothing when I committed the unforgiveable sin of failure. |
voc_phone_call_media_00016 | Vlad_Tome_1_UI | Phone_Call | When I arrived to hell my reputation preceded me and Satan was quick to court my aid. He promised me a new body, a fiefdom, and a castle in exchange for loyalty...I happily agreed. I trained his army, maintained the peace, and ferretted out Satan's enemies... but all of my loyalty meant nothing when I committed the unforgiveable sin of failure. |
voc_phone_call_media_00244 | Vlad_Tome_2 | Phone_Call | I lead Hell's army in the last war... I warned Satan that we didn't have the forces for a prolonged conflict but Satan demanded action. Ever the soldier, I obeyed... but despite my best efforts the angelic host decimated my forces, just as I said they would. Satan was outraged and blamed me for his poor judgment, and sentenced me to eternal torture... |
voc_phone_call_media_00050 | Vlad_Tome_2_UI | Phone_Call | I lead Hell's army in the last war... I warned Satan that we didn't have the forces for a prolonged conflict but Satan demanded action. Ever the soldier, I obeyed... but despite my best efforts the angelic host decimated my forces, just as I said they would. Satan was outraged and blamed me for his poor judgment, and sentenced me to eternal torture... |
voc_phone_call_media_00149 | Vlad_Tome_3 | Phone_Call | I tried to escape that insidious prison time and time again... but it was useless. The wheels on the bus kept going round and round.... Round and round... round and round... |
voc_phone_call_media_00228 | Vlad_Tome_3_UI | Phone_Call | I tried to escape that insidious prison time and time again... but it was useless. The wheels on the bus kept going round and round.... Round and round... round and round... |
voc_phone_call_media_00251 | Vlad_Tome_4 | Phone_Call | Returning home was not the experience I had hoped it to be. It was desecrated by lost souls that thought it would be "fun" to throw events on my property while I was away... I hope the "beer pong" games were worth it to them... because when I find them they will all beg for the mercy I will never give. |
voc_phone_call_media_00055 | Vlad_Tome_4_UI | Phone_Call | Returning home was not the experience I had hoped it to be. It was desecrated by lost souls that thought it would be "fun" to throw events on my property while I was away... I hope the "beer pong" games were worth it to them... because when I find them they will all beg for the mercy I will never give. |
voc_phone_call_media_00104 | Vlad_Tome_5 | Phone_Call | The fiefdom I control has since fallen into disrepair since my incarceration, but the land and all the souls that reside there are still my responsibility. My subjects will at first be loyal out of fear... but after they obey, they will see that I can be a magnanimous ruler and their lives will be better for my involvement. |
voc_phone_call_media_00001 | Vlad_Tome_5_UI | Phone_Call | The fiefdom I control has since fallen into disrepair since my incarceration, but the land and all the souls that reside there are still my responsibility. My subjects will at first be loyal out of fear... but after they obey, they will see that I can be a magnanimous ruler and their lives will be better for my involvement. |
voc_jane_austen_media_00000 | Torment Fraud Monologue 01 | Jane_Austen | While his wife Laura was admitted into heaven, the Heavenly Father was less forgiving of poor Tobias, who's shirtless antics as a crazed drug dealer firmly earned him a place inside the great Inferno. However, ever the optimist, Tobias tried to look on the bright side of being transformed into a Husk... after all, while the removal of his signature dreadlocks was a disappointment, he was finally free from having to wear pants ever again. But while perpetual commando appealed to Tobias, he still yearned for Laura and her delightful snickerdoodles. Touched by his story, and terrified by his demeanor, Legal Lee worked with renewed purpose to unite the two lovers. |
voc_jane_austen_media_00002 | Torment Fraud Monologue 02 | Jane_Austen | Dante said that the deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers, and as such it should come as no surprise that Troy Bradshaw found himself in the depths of hell. However, in the case of Mr. Bradshaw, Legal Lee was confident that he could find a way to game the system. After all, Troy betrayed the Saints because of his obligations to the Stilwater PD... and later, Troy turned his back on his fellow policemen because of a sense of obligation he had to The Saints. He was a man conflicted, and while "The road to hell is paved with good intentions", ultimately even in perdition it would be cruel to punish a man for eternity for doing what they sincerely believed to be the right thing. |
voc_jane_austen_media_00001 | Torment Fraud Monologue 03 | Jane_Austen | Luz was a woman with impeccable taste in shoes, but horrible judgment when it came to men. Once the girlfriend of Stilwater drug kingpin Angelo Lopez, Luz found herself bouncing from one Columbian drug Czar to the next... she knew what she was doing was wrong, but let's be honest, who can really afford red sole stilettos without a little drug money. But here in the fiery pit, with her possessions stripped bare, she had time to reflect on her past choices and realize her mistakes. Legal Lee saw a penitent woman, and was compelled to help her. Of course, she could have been totally unrepentant and Legal Lee would still have helped her, but at least a lesson was learned. |
voc_vlad_media_00013 | Castle Blackbeard Comment | Vlad | I hate making pacts with criminals, but I will stand with Blackbeard if it means getting my revenge... |
voc_vlad_media_00092 | Castle Dane Comment | Vlad | It is impressive to find a mortal to thrive in Hell. Dane Vogel makes a powerful ally. |
voc_vlad_media_00094 | Castle Jezebel Comment | Vlad | A vision like Jezebel should not be squirreled away in an ivory tower... |
voc_vlad_media_00014 | Castle Random Comment 01 | Vlad | The armies of hell are rightfully mine! |
voc_vlad_media_00052 | Castle Random Comment 02 | Vlad | It is hard to believe Dane Vogel created all of this...here. |
voc_vlad_media_00089 | Castle Random Comment 03 | Vlad | Satan was a fool to turn against me... |
voc_vlad_media_00091 | Castle Random Comment 04 | Vlad | With every plastic cup I find around my castle, my blood lust grows... |
voc_vlad_media_00095 | Castle Random Comment 05 | Vlad | Hell has become soft and complacent... in my day the idea of a "downtown hell" would be ludicrous. |
voc_vlad_media_00026 | Castle Random Comment 06 | Vlad | That infernal song haunts me in my dreams... |
voc_vlad_media_00000 | Castle Random Comment 07 | Vlad | *hums wheels on the bus* AGHHH! |
voc_vlad_media_00036 | Castle Random Comment 08 | Vlad | I will reclaim my army, and destroy any who stand in my way... |
voc_vlad_media_00037 | Castle Satan Comment | Vlad | I'll see Satan writhe on a pike... |
voc_vlad_media_00016 | Castle Shakespeare Comment | Vlad | I do not trust the Bard, he has an agenda all of his own... |
voc_vlad_media_00051 | Castle Twins Comment | Vlad | Viola and Kiki are hunted by someone from their past, it's the only explanation for Sinterpol's sudden attack... |
voc_dane_media_00110 | Loyalty Mission Complete | Dane | Thanks for the help...nice to know those guys won't be bothering me for a couple hundred years... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00044 | Loyalty Mission Complete | Blackbeard | Now it's time to sit back, grab a drink and watch Satan squirm. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00098 | Loyalty Mission Intro | Blackbeard | Dane says that stealing the wages from the Extraction Facility has profoundly impacted Satan's economy. Take out the remaining facilities to really cripple him. |
voc_dane_media_00139 | Loyalty Mission Intro | Dane | Listen, I know you're all hellbent on saving the president. I get it. But if you're interested I got a errands I need help with... I promise it'll be worth your time... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00000 | Ship Dane Comment | Blackbeard | Yar, Dane an I go way back... Well six years which I suppose isn't terribly impressive but for me it's pretty good. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00086 | Ship Jezebel Comment | Blackbeard | Cutest little thing thar, that Jezebel. Not sure if ya had yar eyes open, but there be a serious lack of cute down here. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00034 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | Ah... If I could only get this old girl sailing again. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00033 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | Dane keeps inviting me to play squash...it sounds too erotic for my tastes. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00027 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | Lava is a poor substitute for water. Mostly because lava will kill you if you try to swim in it. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00030 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | Behold! The Queen Anne's Revenge... or at least a full scale reproduction. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00032 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | If I had a first mate like you when I was alive, the whole world would have shuttered. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00025 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | I need to get these imps in line. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00031 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | When were done destabilizing hell you can come sailing with me, its liberating. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00028 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | I'll tell ya, after getting yar head clea'ed from yer body, thar isn't much that scares ya. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00026 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | I really don't have a stance on the appropriation of pirate culture for theme parks. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00029 | Ship Random Comment | Blackbeard | I'm a man in need of a proper taco. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00012 | Ship Satan Comment | Blackbeard | I bow to no crown, not even when Satan himself wears it. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00074 | Ship Shakespeare Comment | Blackbeard | A word to the wise do not fuck with Shakespeare. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00081 | Ship Twins Comment | Blackbeard | Dane has a soft spot for Kiki, I hope it doesn't get him killed. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00076 | Ship Vlad Comment | Blackbeard | Vlad's a little too intense for my liking. He's that guy. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00095 | Ultor After Backdoor Comment | Blackbeard | Yer gunna have to tell me all about the devil's trophy room, one of these days. Ah've always dreamt of it. |
voc_dane_media_00134 | Ultor After Backdoor Comment | Dane | Feel free to say "Thanks Dane" whenever you want... |
voc_vlad_media_00011 | Ultor After Backdoor Comment | Vlad | So you have seen the inside of the Dark One's stronghold? Not many can boast that accomplishment with their soul intact. |
voc_dane_media_00127 | Ultor After Drained Comment | Dane | Ya I feel like our relationship has really blossomed...I bet there was a time, like yesterday for instance, where you would have let me be tortured to death. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00068 | Ultor After Drained Comment | Blackbeard | Thanks for saving me from those bastards... It felt like I was bein' inappropriate with a bee's nest. |
voc_vlad_media_00017 | Ultor After Drained Comment | Vlad | Again you saved me, Saint... for that I am bound by blood. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00079 | Ultor After Extraction Comment | Blackbeard | I loved making memories with Gallows Dodger... |
voc_dane_media_00053 | Ultor After Fraud Comment | Dane | Looks like you fast tracked a couple of my clients straight to the big 'white n' fluffy'. |
voc_vlad_media_00070 | Ultor After Hazing Comment | Vlad | The popped collars have suffered... justice has been met. |
voc_dane_media_00136 | Ultor After Hazing Comment | Dane | Thanks for dealing with that frat, I couldn't take Vlad's bitching much longer... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00084 | Ultor After Hazing Comment | Blackbeard | There's nothing worse than a self righteous prick wearing pastels... |
voc_dane_media_00060 | Ultor After Hellblazing Comment | Dane | You're getting good at the flying thing. |
voc_dane_media_00130 | Ultor After Impfest Comment | Dane | Men like Blackbeard are the best to work with, you always know what they're looking for... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00094 | Ultor After Impfest Comment | Blackbeard | Thanks for helping me deal with the crew... |
voc_dane_media_00091 | Ultor After Jail Comment | Dane | Remember, Vlad used to be Hell's general... keep him on your good side. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00041 | Ultor After Jail Comment | Blackbeard | Be careful around Vlad... I'm motived by money... he's motivated by mad whims... |
voc_vlad_media_00074 | Ultor After Marshaling Comment | Vlad | Killing the Arch-Dukes is no small feat... I trained them myself... |
voc_dane_media_00116 | Ultor After Mayhem Comment | Dane | Did your hear the news? The newspaper are calling you an angelic terrorist... keep it up. |
voc_dane_media_00015 | Ultor After Salvation Comment | Dane | Good job making us money... and saving souls... that's important too I guess. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00051 | Ultor After Treasury Comment | Blackbeard | The riches keep rolling in... |
voc_dane_media_00084 | Ultor After Treasury Comment | Dane | Nice work hitting Satan's treasury... |
voc_dane_media_00119 | Ultor Blackbeard Comment | Dane | One of these day's I'm going to get Blackbeard off that boat and onto the fucking squash court... |
voc_vlad_media_00080 | Ultor Blackbeard Comment | Vlad | Lawless men like Blackbeard can never be trusted... |
voc_vlad_media_00078 | Ultor Dane Comment | Vlad | Dane is a shrewd man... be wary of shrewd men... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00075 | Ultor Dane Comment | Blackbeard | I think the time might come to play old cupid for Dane and Kiki... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00069 | Ultor EVENT Comment | Blackbeard | Attacking a man in their home is despicable... on their means of transport however... |
voc_vlad_media_00066 | Ultor EVENT Comment | Vlad | I have suffered many indignities, but I will rise above my shame my slaughtering hundreds... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00101 | Ultor Generic Comment | Blackbeard | I never thought I would be interested in corporate sponsership, but the dental is pretty nice... |
voc_dane_media_00048 | Ultor Generic Comment | Dane | You may be wondering how I kept my mortal form unlike most of the sad sacks down here, the answer is money, lots and lots of money. |
voc_dane_media_00049 | Ultor Generic Comment | Dane | I don't know what it is but overthrowing a government always makes me want to have some scotch. |
voc_dane_media_00080 | Ultor Generic Comment | Dane | Some Nordic company bought the Ultor mineral rights to Mars. |
voc_dane_media_00081 | Ultor Generic Comment | Dane | I really need to hire a fucking receptionist... |
voc_vlad_media_00084 | Ultor Generic Comment | Vlad | I once had a protégé named Blake... in life he was an ivy league lacrosse player. He was annoying, but viscious on the field of battle... no doubt he was behind the desecration of my castle... |
voc_dane_media_00047 | Ultor Generic Comment | Dane | Satan is always getting on my ass about throwing a Christmas party every year, but it's like: hey big guy, I got a corporate culture to maintain... |
voc_vlad_media_00085 | Ultor Generic Comment | Vlad | I wonder if Kinzie would let me call her Mina... |
voc_dane_media_00078 | Ultor Generic Comment | Dane | I wonder what Kiki's up to... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00100 | Ultor Generic Comment | Blackbeard | The Barrens are my dominion... and heaven help those who would try to take it from me... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00103 | Ultor Generic Comment | Blackbeard | I should get start on me memoirs... the tales I could tell... |
voc_vlad_media_00082 | Ultor Generic Comment | Vlad | Much time has passed since my torture... I don't care for what Hell has become... |
voc_dane_media_00079 | Ultor Generic Comment | Dane | For what it's worth, all things considered I'm kinda living the dream... |
voc_vlad_media_00086 | Ultor Generic Comment | Vlad | Johnny Gat is an inspiration to us all... his violence is perfection... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00102 | Ultor Generic Comment | Blackbeard | People call me a sterotype sometimes. Words hurt. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00104 | Ultor Generic Comment | Blackbeard | I'm glad Shakespeare and I have an accord... |
voc_vlad_media_00083 | Ultor Generic Comment | Vlad | There was a time when no one would dream of defiling my castle... I need to remind people who I am... |
voc_dane_media_00077 | Ultor Generic Comment | Dane | One of these days I'm going to convince the big guy to let me open up a branch in Heaven.... |
voc_dane_media_00141 | Ultor Jezebel Comment | Dane | Jezebel doesn't belong down here. Now that I think about it I don't belong down here, I got shot in the face for trying to get rid of a fucking street gang... |
voc_blackbeard_media_00022 | Ultor Jezebel Comment | Blackbeard | Your boss could do worse than marrying Jezebel, she's a sweet girl. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00096 | Ultor Kinzie Comment | Blackbeard | A lot of people seem scared of Gat, but Kinzie... she's the one to watch out for... |
voc_vlad_media_00008 | Ultor Kinzie Comment | Vlad | Kinzie is so... precoucious... |
voc_dane_media_00135 | Ultor Kinzie Comment | Dane | I think Kinzie would fuck me. |
voc_dane_media_00021 | Ultor Satan Comment | Dane | Satan could have avoided all of this if he just listened... |
voc_vlad_media_00001 | Ultor Satan Comment | Vlad | Satan has grown complacient, and it will be his downfall. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00013 | Ultor Satan Comment | Blackbeard | When where through in hell, eternity will remember our names... |
voc_dane_media_00062 | Ultor Shakespeare Comment | Dane | I'm not into Shakespeare's whole creepy mask thing... reminds me too much of that sex party I went to. |
voc_dane_media_00004 | Ultor Twins Comment | Dane | I like working with the DeWynter's...smart and capable people are in short supply down here. |
voc_blackbeard_media_00087 | Ultor Vlad Comment | Blackbeard | Be thankful Vlad is standing next to you and behind you... |
voc_dane_media_00009 | Ultor Vlad Comment | Dane | Vlad's really gotta pick up another hobby beyond putting people on spikes... |
voc_dane_media_00117 | Vending machine Intro | Dane | Check out the vending machine near the Ultor building. Is it a special vending machine? No. Have you bought stuff from a store already? Probably. But I would be remised as your guide if I didn't show you the basics. |
voc_phone_call_media_00090 | Vending machine Intro | Phone_Call | Check out the vending machine near the Ultor building. Is it a special vending machine? No. Have you bought stuff from a store already? Probably. But I would be remised as your guide if I didn't show you the basics. |
Cutscenes[]
gat_complete_barrens_01 == Blackbeard was pleased. While some would call dominion of The Barrens a small prize, to Blackbeard it was exactly what he needed: an out of the way place to horde his treasure and live like a bandit king. gat_complete_downtown_01 == Downtown was secured, but the DeWynter's knew it was only a matter of time before another storm arose. gat_complete_downtown_02 == They had no idea how right they were. gat_complete_entertainment_01 == With the entertainment district completely under his control, Shakespeare again found himself in the lime light. gat_complete_entertainment_02 == The denizens of hell reacted in a similar fashion to a mortal students throughout America: First, they feared him. Then, they hated him. Finally, they loved him. gat_complete_forge_01 == Despite what he told Johnny upon their first meeting in hell, Dane had other motivations for standing against the Prince of Darkness. gat_complete_forge_02 == Upon first arriving in hell, Dane approached Satan with an open hand. gat_complete_forge_03 == However no matter how much Dane tried to build a working relationship, the Devil only begrudgingly extended the lightest of professional courtesy. gat_complete_forge_04 == Dane had no issue working with people. But being treated as a pawn, not as a partner, was beneath him. gat_complete_forge_05 == He was insulted, and for that Dane would see Satan brought low... and he knew exactly how to do it. gat_complete_island_01 == The alliance that Johnny brought together had far reaching effects throughout the afterlife. For centuries, the Ultor Alliance ruled in relative peace until a new threat emerged... gat_complete_island_02 == A secret cabal that plotted to strike at a time of complacency. The war was long and tumultuous but in the end, The Ultor Alliance prevailed. So what then became of those who aided Gat? gat_complete_island_03 == Dane's partnership with Johnny changed him more than he knew. When William Sharp abducted Kiki, Dane risked his life to save her. gat_complete_island_04 == The two got married soon after - naturally an iron clad prenup was agreed to. Sharp is now their pool boy. gat_complete_island_05 == Vlad's castle was returned to it's former, terrifying, glory. Killbane's screams echo throughout the Shantytown a permanent reminder of what comes to those who question Vlad's dominion. gat_complete_island_06 == Blackbeard now sails across the sky on the Queen's Anne's Revenge, searching for any others who would threaten the Alliance's control and pressing them into service. gat_complete_island_07 == Shakespeare's considerable fame only skyrocketed when he unveiled his latest opus: The Live Burial, Exhumation, and Re-Burial of Shogo Akuji. gat_complete_island_08 == The critics and audiences loved it. Shogo: not so much. gat_complete_island_09 == People kept on tormenting Dex. The payback was well overdue. gat_complete_island_10 == But Viola looked not for power or revenge. The deal she sought was of a different nature? gat_complete_island_11 == Ever a realist, Viola knew there was no way to barter her way past the pearly gates. But she was quite confident she could reach a different arrangement with god. gat_complete_island_12 == An annual conference between representatives of heaven and hell. gat_complete_island_13 == It's really just an excuse for them to play volleyball. gat_complete_shanty_01 == Vlad was Dane's favorite type of business partner... a perfect mix of ruthlessness and integrity. gat_complete_shanty_02 == In exchange for his help against Satan, Dane vowed to keep Ultor interests out of the Shanty Town - gat_complete_shanty_03 == Save of the occasional ad buys, naturally- gat_mach_mayhem_01 == OK, I have a thought on how we can get the attention of Satan, and I really think you'll like this one. gat_mach_mayhem_02 == BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING! gat_mach_mayhem_03 == Demons! Cars! Fences are real popular! gat_mach_mayhem_04 == Just tear this place apart! gat_mm_altar_01 == Hey, looks like you kicked the dust off of one of those ancient altars. gat_mm_altar_02 == Whenever you find the right power to activate one of these things (and let?s be honest, you have four to choose from, it's not rocket science), you'll be imbued with a new arcane element for that power. gat_mm_altar_03 == Sounds too good to be true? Well it kinda is. Once you steal the power from the altar a bunch of guardians will appear and try to kill you. gat_mm_altar_04 == But if you use your new power to clear 'em out it's yours to keep. gat_mm_drained_01 == <beep of an answering machine> gat_mm_drained_02 == Gat, you gotta hurry - Satan's onto us and he's storming the Ultor build- Hey, GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME, YOU TROGLAYDITE ! gat_mm_drained_03 == We have your friends, mortal? and they will writhe until their screams no longer please us. gat_mm_extraction_01 == You've just entered one of four Soul Extraction facilities. gat_mm_extraction_02 == This is where souls enter Hell to have their sins removed, and then thrown to the streets to wander for eternity. gat_mm_extraction_03 == Now make no mistake, this isn't Satan being magnanimous? sins are the currency in hell... that means these places are the cornerstone of his income. gat_mm_extraction_04 == There's three sections of the facility. To fully take it over you'll need to capture all three. But be careful. Satan's goons are going to be looking to reclaim any section you're not guarding. gat_mm_extraction_05 == You pull this off, you'll hurt Satan and Ultor makes money. It's win-win. gat_mm_glyph_01 == I got word from Blackbeard that every island has a treasure chest hidden on it. gat_mm_glyph_02 == What's in the chest? I don't know; I'm not a fucking pirate. gat_mm_glyph_03 == What I do know is that if you want to get that thing open, you have to find three corresponding glyphs. gat_mm_glyph_04 == Look on the bright side, nothing is trying to kill you. gat_mm_hell_intro_01 == Here's the deal. If you want some face time with Satan, you need to get his attention. gat_mm_hell_intro_02 == Now Satan, hates being challenged so anything you do to undermine his control is good. gat_mm_hell_intro_03 == Fraud, mayhem, shooting demons in the face? anything. gat_mm_hell_intro_04 == You can keep track of Satan's wrath with this handy meter. Get it high enough, and you'll be having drinks with big red in no time. gat_mm_hell_intro_05 == I've compiled a list of shit to do, so take a look and do whatever sounds fun. gat_mm_hell_intro_06 == Oh! One more thing. gat_mm_hell_intro_07 == We have some potential allies down here. Trust me? gat_mm_hell_intro_08 == You want to impress them. gat_mm_hellblazing_01 == Alright buddy, let?s take this opportunity to stretch those wings. gat_mm_hellblazing_02 == I?ve set up a rudimentary flight path through the city, all you need to do is hit the checkpoints in the order they appear. gat_mm_hellblazing_03 == Now because I'm a swell guy I put some orbs out there to help you... gat_mm_hellblazing_04 == The white ones will recharge your wings, the green ones will give you more stamina... Let's go. gat_mm_marshaling_01 == Alright, you found one of the marshalling grounds. gat_mm_marshaling_02 == Satan uses these things to arm and send off armies to crush his enemies. gat_mm_marshaling_03 == If you convert all the control stones we should be able to use them to get around hell even faster. gat_mm_marshaling_04 == Predictably, there's a terrifying Arch-Demon protecting the Marshalling Grounds so it's gonna be a fight. gat_mm_marshaling_05 == Don't worry though. gat_mm_marshaling_06 == Well, maybe you should worry, it's scary fucking demon, but whatever you'll figure it out. gat_mm_pledge_01 == I know this is petty, but Vlad won't stop bitching about some frat boys that tossed his castle when he was locked up. gat_mm_pledge_02 == Personally, I got nothing against poli-sci majors with popped collars, but as a general rule I like to keep people with nicknames like "The Impaler" happy. gat_mm_pledge_03 == It'll really keep things going smoothly with Vlad if you could show up to one of the frats pledge games and smack 'em around a bit. gat_mm_pledge_04 == Who knows, maybe you'll make some friends and isn't that what college is really about? gat_mm_salvation_01 == Alright: it's Salvation time. gat_mm_salvation_02 == Satan's using his magic to send souls skyward and downward into oblivion, that's where you come in. gat_mm_salvation_03 == Catch the falling souls before they hit ground, and use an arcane blast to free the souls rising upward... gat_mm_salvation_04 == of course once you do that you still have to catch them before they drift off to their death. gat_mm_salvation_05 == Speed is key here. You'll get a bonus for every soul you can save before touching down. Now let's go save some clients! gat_mm_salvation_06 == I mean souls... poor, poor souls that need help. gat_mm_spire_01 == Looks like Satan's noticed that the current disruptions have been caused by everyone's favorite winged terrorist, and he's looking to do something about it. gat_mm_spire_02 == He's placed spire emplacements all around the city, now these things look like slimy tentacles but make no mistake they can shoot you out of the sky. gat_mm_spire_03 == The only way we can stop these things is to literally rip out their hearts. gat_mm_spire_04 == And by "we" and I mean "you"... I'll be at the office drinking scotch.? gat_mm_survival_01 == There's lots of ways to get Satan's attention, but we should never forget the classic: gat_mm_survival_02 == Rampant. Fucking. Murder. gat_mm_survival_03 == Pride is a sin the Devil's army has in spades, so if you want to pick a fight you can bet your ass they're coming in droves. gat_mm_torment_01 == My lawyer Legal Lee figured out a way to get some gold level clients a fast track out of Hell. gat_mm_torment_02 == The more abuse you put these guys through, the more years we can shave off. gat_mm_torment_03 == Lee suggested running clients through the designated intersections to boost their punishment. gat_mm_torment_04 == Oh, and dive in front of those vehicles on fire for bonus points. gat_mm_torment_05 == I mean, let?s face it, the more they hurt, the sooner we can get these wretched bastards out of here. gat_rally_BB_01 == Zinyak's destruction of Earth had a profound impact on the afterlife. gat_rally_BB_02 == To Heaven, it was a logistical nightmare...St. Peter's meticulous nature drove Purgatory wait times to unbearable levels. gat_rally_BB_03 == Meanwhile, in Hell... where souls and pain were used as currency, it created a new era of prosperity for the wickedly enterprising. gat_rally_BB_04 == This economic boon resulted in the coffers of Hell to be overflowing, which in turn piqued the interest of the most notorious man that sailed The Seven Seas. gat_rally_BB_05 == Long had Blackbeard been a thorn in Satan's side, robbing tax collectors on a semi-regular basis. But the promise of an immeasurable fortune drove him to be even bolder. gat_rally_BB_06 == An arrangement was reached. Blackbeard would provide information on strategic targets in exchange for a share of the profit. Johnny, who was interested in murder, not money, happily agreed. gat_rally_shakespeare_01 == In the land of the living, William Shakespeare is regarded as one of the most prolific playwrights of all time... gat_rally_shakespeare_02 == However to the denizens of Hell, The Bard is seen in a far different light. gat_rally_shakespeare_03 == After selling his soul for fame and adoration, Shakespeare served in hell as Satan's spy master general. gat_rally_shakespeare_04 == In doing his duty Shakespeare would punish the souls he was investigating by forcing them to perform in grotesque passion plays for Satan's amusement. gat_rally_shakespeare_05 == But in a Twelfth Night-esque twist, Shakespeare found himself living a double life. gat_rally_shakespeare_06 == While he projected an image of cruelty, his heart was as soft as Jezebel's. In secret he would tutor her on the classics and act out the works of his mortal days. gat_rally_shakespeare_07 == When Satan found out, he cast Shakespeare out of the palace. Believing that the poet would be tormented by the populace of Hell, far out of Jezebel's sight. gat_rally_shakespeare_08 == But Satan had not counted on The Bard's cunning. gat_rally_shakespeare_09 == Embracing his persona of master torturer, Shakespeare and his followers, "The Tragedies" took root in the entertainment district biding their time for revenge. gat_rally_twins_01 == After being reunited in hell, Kiki and Viola wasted no time in doing what they do best: facilitate the running of businesses. gat_rally_twins_02 == However the DeWynter sisters success did not sit well with other would be power players in hell. gat_rally_twins_03 == The sister's operations all came under attack at once, forcing them on the run. gat_rally_twins_04 == Soon the twins found themselves on the receiving end of an offer they couldn't refuse. gat_rally_twins_05 == After all, it was better to own 1/5 of something then to be dead. gat_rally_vlad_01 == Johnny led Vlad back to his castle, which since his incarceration became a haven for frat parties and squatters. gat_rally_vlad_02 == But the systematic impaling of trespassers would have to wait: gat_rally_vlad_03 == Vlad was a man of his word, and was eager to provide intel that could aid in hobbling Satan's armies. gat_sb_alt_cosmic_01 == There were so many questions that Johnny needed answers to. gat_sb_alt_cosmic_02 == Why did good people suffer? Was there a way to bring peace to all mankind? gat_sb_alt_cosmic_03 == What was the secret to making a perfect lobster bisque? gat_sb_alt_cosmic_04 == Ohhhh? gat_sb_alt_cosmic_05 == The End. gat_sb_alt_earth_01 == Johnny knew that he couldn't choose his own happiness at the expense of humanity. gat_sb_alt_earth_02 == And so he asked God to reshape the world... hoping that maybe. Just maybe. In this new life, he could find his friends again. gat_sb_alt_earth_03 == I can't believe we've bagged Brimstone. gat_sb_alt_earth_04 == They're still not talking though. gat_sb_alt_earth_05 == Don't worry... gat_sb_alt_earth_06 == I don't know. When the Lt. gets to interrogation, Brimstone's gonna talk. gat_sb_alt_earth_07 == The End. gat_sb_alt_earth_08 == It's really her. gat_sb_alt_earth_09 == It doesn't make sense. She's evaded capture for years. Why would she drop the ball now? gat_sb_alt_heaven_01 == Johnny realized that this was his one chance to make it into Heaven. He had to take it. gat_sb_alt_heaven_02 == Hey Eesh. gat_sb_alt_heaven_03 == The End. gat_sb_alt_hell_01 == In Hell's weakened state, the Heavenly Host made short work of Satan and those who were loyal to him. Soon, Johnny was the new ruler of Hell. gat_sb_alt_hell_02 == Kinda pretty isn't it. gat_sb_alt_hell_03 == Yeah... it kind of is. gat_sb_alt_hell_04 == Do you miss your friends? gat_sb_alt_hell_05 == Nah, I know they'll be down here in no time. gat_sb_alt_hell_06 == The End. gat_sb_alt_planet_01 == As much as he loved Aisha, Johnny couldn't abandon his friends and the rest of humanity... gat_sb_alt_planet_02 == There it is. gat_sb_alt_planet_03 == The planet itself looks perfect. Oxygen based, lush forests, clean water, fertile soil... gat_sb_alt_planet_04 == What's the catch? gat_sb_alt_planet_05 == It appears to be inhabited by a psychotic warlike race... this is going to be our toughest fight yet. gat_sb_alt_planet_06 == Thank you God. gat_sb_alt_planet_07 == The End. gat_sb_ending_01_01 == ENOUGH! gat_sb_ending_01_02 == And like that, the battle had ended. gat_sb_ending_01_03 == Satan could no longer suffer the indignity of being beaten by a mortal and disobeyed by his daughter and so he banished them from perdition. gat_sb_ending_01_04 == But still all was not well? gat_sb_ending_01_05 == That was a direct order from your captain! gat_sb_ending_01_06 == You're worse than Pierce. gat_sb_ending_01_07 == Trivia night is sacred, you don't get to quit just because you know fuck-all about pop culture. gat_sb_ending_01_08 == Who knows the name of the NyteBlayde episode where they introduced NyteBlaydette? gat_sb_ending_01_09 == It was called "The Meaning of Reconciliation" and it was directed by Kym Steyn! gat_sb_ending_01_10 == I can't believe Asha sleeps with you. gat_sb_ending_01_11 == I can't believe you don't. gat_sb_ending_01_12 == Boss, are you ok? gat_sb_ending_01_13 == Yeah, I'm fine... gat_sb_ending_01_14 == What is this place? gat_sb_ending_01_15 == Whoa whoa whoa, who the fuck is that? gat_sb_ending_01_16 == Her name's Jezebel, she's The Devil's daughter. gat_sb_ending_01_17 == Pierce is gonna have a heart attack. gat_sb_ending_01_18 == Eh, she likes to sing, Pierce'll dig her. gat_sb_ending_01_19 == I don't think that- gat_sb_ending_01_20 == Can you rock The Narrator from Joseph? gat_sb_ending_01_21 == Psh, yeah. gat_sb_ending_01_22 == She'll be fine. gat_sb_ending_01_23 == Guys, where's Johnny? gat_sb_ending_01_24 == Our hero had not yet returned to the mortal coil, for he was waylaid by none other than God himself. gat_sb_ending_02_01 == I have a situation. gat_sb_ending_02_02 == Look man, I really just wanna go home. gat_sb_ending_02_03 == I owe you. gat_sb_ending_02_04 == What. gat_sb_ending_02_05 == Zinyak hastened the apocalypse. gat_sb_ending_02_06 == St. Peter's a good guy, bless his heart, but he was processing souls way too slowly. gat_sb_ending_02_07 == With the destruction of Earth, Satan had the numbers to storm Heaven... gat_sb_ending_02_08 == All he needed was The President of The United States to lead them. gat_sb_ending_02_09 == What, you think I couldn't do it? gat_sb_ending_02_10 == No, I think you wouldn't do it. Aisha's up here. gat_sb_ending_02_11 == I wanna see her. gat_sb_ending_02_12 == Slow down, buddy. I said that I owe you, and I'll make good on that, but I want you to know your options? gat_sb_ending_02_13 == And now you, dear reader, shape the tale? gat_sb_ending_02_14 == If you want to see Johnny reunited with the love of his life, turn to page 31. gat_sb_ending_02_15 == If you want to see The Devil defeated and Johnny crowned the new King of Hell, turn to page 13. gat_sb_ending_02_16 == If you want the Saints to find a new home world for what's left of humanity, turn to page 62. gat_sb_ending_02_17 == If you want God to recreate the Earth, but in doing so retcon the entire world of Saints Row, turn to page 124. gat_sb_ending_02_18 == And finally, if you want God to bestow Johnny with answers to all the questions of the universe, turn to page 248. gat_sb_facepalm_01 == Jezebel's plan worked flawlessly, and when the time was right she made her way to bowels of the palace. gat_sb_facepalm_02 == But while she successfully managed to breach the castle walls to let Johnny in... gat_sb_facepalm_03 == ...she did not go unnoticed. gat_sb_facepalm_04 == AH! gat_sb_facepalm_05 == Put that toy down Mr. Gat. gat_sb_facepalm_06 == Why would I do that? gat_sb_facepalm_07 == Because if you don't, I'll break Jezebel's beautiful neck. gat_sb_facepalm_08 == She's your daughter. gat_sb_facepalm_09 == I'll say something kind at her funeral. Drop it. gat_sb_facepalm_10 == I knew it... it's you... it's always been you... gat_sb_facepalm_11 == What are you talking about? gat_sb_facepalm_12 == You love her. gat_sb_facepalm_13 == I really don't- gat_sb_facepalm_14 == YOU LOVE HER! gat_sb_facepalm_15 == HAHA! Johnny my boy, I misjudged you! You've shown loyalty by walking into hell. You've shown cunning by robbing me. gat_sb_facepalm_16 == You've shown brutality by killing my generals. And now you're willing to sacrifice yourself for my daughter. gat_sb_facepalm_17 == You're the man who should be my son. gat_sb_facepalm_18 == AH HA! Defiant to the end! gat_sb_facepalm_19 == Now listen boy, you've proven your spirit but don't presume to push me further. gat_sb_facepalm_20 == Let him go. gat_sb_facepalm_21 == Not now Jezzie, the men are talking. gat_sb_facepalm_22 == Dad. Let him go. gat_sb_facepalm_23 == Look how you inspire her. She wants to kill me. You bring out the best in her. gat_sb_facepalm_24 == I'll offer you a deal Mr. Gat. Marry my daughter and I'll allow your companion to leave with The President's soul. gat_sb_facepalm_25 == It's your choice. You know where to find me. gat_sb_facepalm_26 == The President's soul was within Johnny's grasp. All he had to do was marry Satan's Daughter. gat_sb_intro_01 == Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a man so exceptional that the divine hosts of Heaven and Hell were forced to take note. gat_sb_intro_02 == A man dangerous enough to bring Satan to his knees, but selfless enough to make God himself raise an eyebrow. gat_sb_intro_03 == How did this come to pass? gat_sb_intro_04 == Well; it all began at a very special birthday party... for a very special young lady. gat_sb_intro_05 == SURPRISE!!! gat_sb_intro_06 == What is all this? gat_sb_intro_07 == It's your birthday, Kinzie... gat_sb_intro_08 == So? gat_sb_intro_09 == You've never been to a birthday party? gat_sb_intro_10 == No. gat_sb_intro_11 == Like, not even growing up? gat_sb_intro_12 == I went to the School of the America's since kindergarten, we didn't really do "birthday parties". gat_sb_intro_13 == But you celebrated Christmas? gat_sb_intro_14 == I don't have to explain myself to you. gat_sb_intro_15 == Kinzie, this is going to be so much fun: Zinjai made a cake, Jane Austen is here, we'll play some games... gat_sb_intro_16 == What sort of games... gat_sb_intro_17 == So you celebrate birthdays by trafficking with spirits? gat_sb_intro_18 == It's spooky and fun. gat_sb_intro_19 == It's a bunch of letters. gat_sb_intro_20 == It's tradition! Every slumber party has to involve a spirit board. gat_sb_intro_21 == Slumber party? gat_sb_intro_22 == How's it work? gat_sb_intro_23 == We ask it a question and the spirit of the board will reveal the answer. gat_sb_intro_24 == How? gat_sb_intro_25 == Someone pushes the pointy thing to whatever they want. gat_sb_intro_26 == Can we go back to you and "slumber parties"? gat_sb_intro_27 == No time! Alright, everyone put their hands on the cursor. gat_sb_intro_28 == "Cursor"? I feel the magic already? gat_sb_intro_29 == Alright? gat_sb_intro_30 == Will the president-slash-god-emperor for life ever choose a partner to reign alongside them? gat_sb_intro_31 == Psh, no. gat_sb_intro_32 == Oooo, someone's gettin' married... gat_sb_intro_33 == Shut up Matt. gat_sb_intro_34 == Who will tame the President's wild heart? gat_sb_intro_35 == What are you guys trying to spell? gat_sb_intro_36 == I'm not moving it. gat_sb_intro_37 == That's the spirit Kinzie! gat_sb_intro_38 == I'm serious. gat_sb_intro_39 == I'm not moving it either. gat_sb_intro_40 == Neither am I... gat_sb_intro_41 == Jezebel? Who the fuck is? gat_sb_intro_42 == Is that not normal? gat_sb_intro_43 == Where did you get the board? gat_sb_intro_44 == I was going through Zinyak's artifact collection and found it there. gat_sb_intro_45 == Who did it belong to? gat_sb_intro_46 == Alister Crowley? gat_sb_intro_47 == Oh Jesus Christ? gat_sb_intro_48 == Um...guys, I think it's laughing at us... gat_sb_intro_49 == Fuck this? gat_sb_intro_50 == I think you're a smart enough piece of wood to see where this is going? you ready to cooperate? gat_sb_intro_51 == That's more like it. gat_sb_intro_52 == You think we can trust it? gat_sb_intro_53 == It's not like we have a lotta options. gat_sb_intro_54 == So what's the plan? We mount up and go in after the boss? gat_sb_intro_55 == No, I do. No sense in what's left of humanity walking right into a death trap, someone's gotta live to tell the story. gat_sb_intro_56 == That's a stupid plan Johnny. gat_sb_intro_57 == I'm leaving you in charge. gat_sb_intro_58 == Helluva plan, Johnny. gat_sb_intro_59 == Are you serious? gat_sb_intro_60 == I'm coming too! gat_sb_intro_61 == Are you kidding me? gat_sb_intro_62 == How do you plan to come back? gat_sb_intro_63 == I try not to sweat the details. gat_sb_intro_64 == You need someone with you that does. gat_sb_intro_65 == No. gat_sb_intro_66 == It's my birthday. gat_sb_intro_67 == Fine. gat_sb_intro_68 == Alright then, do you know where my friend is? gat_sb_intro_69 == True to it's word, the spirit board opened up another portal, and sent Johnny and Kinzie screaming into hell. gat_sb_meet_dane_01 == Not even death could stop the enterprising Vogel, who wasted no time in setting up an Ultor branch in the bowels of hell. gat_sb_meet_dane_02 == Dane was eager to fill Johnny in on the ever shifting politics of land rights in the underworld... gat_sb_meet_dane_03 == But real-estate mattered little to Johnny, who only cared where his friend was. gat_sb_meet_dane_04 == Where did you put The President?! gat_sb_meet_dane_05 == I've been trying to explain that: I didn't take them. gat_sb_meet_dane_06 == Bullshit! You expect me to believe you just happened to be the first thing we see in hell? gat_sb_meet_dane_07 == Maybe it's just me but your "Thank You" sounds more like an accusation. gat_sb_meet_dane_08 == That's probably because he plans to kill you. gat_sb_meet_dane_09 == OK. I get the trust issues. Can I show you something? gat_sb_meet_dane_10 == The pieces all came together. The President had caused more chaos and destruction than any other in human history. gat_sb_meet_dane_11 == It was only natural that Satan would want them to marry his daughter. gat_sb_meet_dane_12 == They needed a plan, and Johnny had one. gat_sb_meet_dane_13 == I'm gonna shoot the devil in the face. gat_sb_meet_dane_14 == I think you might be skipping some details. gat_sb_meet_dane_15 == No, I said "in the face". gat_sb_meet_dane_16 == I like the commitment, but you gotta find a way to get close enough to him in the first place. gat_sb_meet_dane_17 == When's the wedding? I'll just show up- gat_sb_meet_dane_18 == And then you'll shoot him in the face. Sorry, but it's a little more complicated than that. These things are tied to the soul. You won't be able to enter without one. gat_sb_meet_dane_19 == So how do we get one? gat_sb_meet_dane_20 == You get his attention. I know some places that are of particular value to the Father of the Bride. You hit those...you'll get your shot. gat_sb_meet_dane_21 == Wait, why would Satan give out an invitation for destroying his stuff? gat_sb_meet_dane_22 == Oh he won't. But it should piss him off enough to get him to attack Johnny personally. gat_sb_meet_dane_23 == Either The Devil kills Gat and Ultor gets the construction contracts to rebuild what was destroyed; or Johnny kills Satan and I'll have to pay less taxes. gat_sb_meet_dane_24 == It's pretty win-win. gat_sb_meet_dane_25 == That's why you're helping us? To make more money in hell? gat_sb_meet_dane_26 == Hell's what you make of it, sweetie. gat_sb_meet_dane_27 == Works for me. Whatchu got? gat_sb_meet_dane_28 == Alright? gat_sb_meet_dane_29 == Satan had entrusted the day-to-day running of hell to 5 Arch-Dukes, and Dane knew how to find them all. gat_sb_meet_dane_30 == ...but beyond that, not everyone in hell was content to go along with Satan's status quo... gat_sb_meet_dane_31 == There were others who shared Dane's ambition for power, and the Ultor mogul knew that the key to unseating Satan lie in gaining their aid. gat_sb_meet_dane_32 == But before Johnny set out to wage war against the Prince of Darkness, Dane had one final gift: an artifact that he had spent fortunes on. gat_sb_meet_dane_33 == Lucifer's cracked halo. gat_sb_meet_dane_34 == This holy relic granted Johnny the majestic wings of The Morningstar? however he still needed help in learning how to use them? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_01 == Emboldened by the power of song, Jezebel set out to find the one man that could save her from her impending nuptials. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_02 == Fortunately for her, Johnny's trail of destruction wasn't hard to follow. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_03 == One night with any lover, but you'd have to punch a panda. Would you do it? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_04 == Ooo. Good question. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_05 == Um, Mr. Gat? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_06 == Who are you? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_07 == (singing) Well I'm a- gat_sb_meet_jezebel_08 == We're not doing that again. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_09 == Oh. Ok. I'm Jezebel. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_10 == Good to know. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_11 == What are you doing?! gat_sb_meet_jezebel_12 == Threatening you. You're not marrying The President. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_13 == I don't want to marry The President! gat_sb_meet_jezebel_14 == Wow. That was easier than I thought. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_15 == My dad's making me do it. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_16 == What now?! gat_sb_meet_jezebel_17 == Now I'm holding you hostage. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_18 == You don't need to do this. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_19 == That's what hostage's always say. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_20 == No, like you really don't need to do this... I'm here to help you. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_21 == Yeah, but I already have the gun drawn and everything... gat_sb_meet_jezebel_22 == Are you kidding me? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_23 == Maybe. I'm not sure yet, I'm kind of winging this. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_24 == Can you "wing it" without the gun? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_25 == It's a comfort thing. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_26 == Not for me. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_27 == What do you want? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_28 == For you to put the gun down. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_29 == Get used to disappointment. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_30 == You sound like my father. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_31 == What? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_32 == He's always telling me that life is about misery, not happiness... That dreams only exist to make people forget about their own mediocrity. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_33 == Man, that's depressing. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_34 == Being the devil's daughter sucks. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_35 == What do you want. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_36 == I want to punch my dad in the face. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_37 == We're going to get along just fine? gat_sb_meet_jezebel_38 == Of course Jezebel was speaking metaphorically, but Johnny didn't notice. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_39 == Jezebel was eager to help Johnny in any way she could, and vowed to find a way to sneak him into the palace. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_40 == Johnny frowned at the seemingly arbitrary amount of time required for Jezebel to find a way to sneak him in. gat_sb_meet_jezebel_41 == But he accepted the fact that without traditional missions this was the best way to further the story. gat_sb_musical_01 == Satan didn't have much time to react to the war Gat was waging, because at home Jezebel was waging a war of her own. gat_sb_musical_02 == I don't love them! gat_sb_musical_03 == You think I care? gat_sb_musical_04 == If you started acting like a father, you would! gat_sb_musical_05 == I'm looking after your best interests Jezebel... gat_sb_musical_06 == You don't care about my happiness, this is about you! If you just stopped t- gat_sb_musical_07 == YOU WILL MARRY THAT SAINT AND I WON'T HEAR ANOTHER WORD! gat_sb_musical_08 == I won't do it! gat_sb_musical_09 == (singing) You think... because you're my daughter... You think... you're above it all. gat_sb_musical_10 == (singing) But schemes... are currently in motion. Your choice? gat_sb_musical_11 == (singing) Be a wife, or be a thrall! gat_sb_musical_12 == (singing) They say the devil's in the details, and I have some more for you. gat_sb_musical_13 == (singing) Celestial light doesn't shine a ray here... Happy endings, are through! gat_sb_musical_14 == (singing) You belong to me! And I'm giving you away! gat_sb_musical_15 == (singing) Your blood will not save you, my hand will be cruel, if you disobey! gat_sb_musical_16 == (singing) You belong to me! gat_sb_musical_17 == Never. gat_sb_musical_18 == (singing) I'm sick of perdition, so tired of tradition, but now my time has come! gat_sb_musical_19 == (singing) To go break away, to live for today, to stand out beneath the sun! gat_sb_musical_20 == (singing) I know there has to be... some way for me-to-be-free... just living a life that's far from this strife and tortuous pain! gat_sb_musical_21 == (singing) Someplace that's far from here...and not awash with fear... Oh god I can't wait, to cast off this hate I want to find love! gat_sb_musical_22 == (singing) There's a big wide world for me to explore, so many things that I don't know. gat_sb_musical_23 == (singing) Like would I like ice cream, how do I feel about cats, and is NyteBlayde my new favorite show? gat_sb_musical_24 == Sigh gat_sb_musical_25 == (singing) But until that time, I'm stuck in this hell...a relentless tempest of rage. gat_sb_musical_26 == (singing) Surrounded by guards? Betrothed by my father... Trapped inside this gilded cage. gat_sb_musical_27 == It's not working Kinzie... gat_sb_musical_28 == You don't know that Johnny... gat_sb_musical_29 == I'm tearing this place apart but Satan doesn't even seem to? gat_sb_musical_30 == (singing) We didn't come this far to fail? gat_sb_musical_31 == You think I'm giving up? gat_sb_musical_32 == (singing) We have one last place to go... gat_sb_musical_33 == What if it doesn't work? gat_sb_musical_34 == (singing) The boss is counting on us... gat_sb_musical_35 == (singing) You think I don't know! gat_sb_musical_36 == (singing) How do I burn down a city that's baptized in fire? How do I kill off an army that's dead? gat_sb_musical_37 == (singing) Time's slipping away now and the best plan we've got is just "put one inside Satan's head." gat_sb_musical_38 == (singing) If roles were reversed, God, I know they'd save me. But all my solutions involve murder sprees! gat_sb_musical_39 == (singing) You have to stay the course... and kill without remorse... gat_sb_musical_40 == (singing) Yeah that sounds fun, but what has that done? We're still where we stand! gat_sb_musical_41 == (singing) The day isn't over yet...our sun's not begun to set! gat_sb_musical_42 == (singing) No matter how small, the wings of a fly can create hurricanes! gat_sb_musical_43 == Johnny Gat? gat_sb_musical_44 == (singing) Hope... I feel hope... for the first time I've ever in my life. Gat? is the name... that cuts through my father like a knife. gat_sb_musical_45 == (singing) The seed of rebellion, it grows like a weed. gat_sb_musical_46 == (singing) And someone so violent, is just what I need. gat_sb_musical_47 == (singing) There's no turning back now, the die has been cast. This sinner has found her Saint, I'll be free at last. gat_sb_musical_48 == (singing) The people, the music, it waits up above, I know I'll be happy...when I find love... gat_sb_musical_49 == (singing) I know I'll be happy... gat_sb_musical_50 == (singing) WHEN I FIND LOVE! gat_sb_wedding_01 == The time had come for the black wedding that would unite Johnny and Jezebel as hell's new power couple. gat_sb_wedding_02 == The tabloids were already calling them "Johnny-bel." gat_sb_wedding_03 == But Johnny had something different in mind. gat_sb_wedding_04 == Hey, Satan! gat_sb_wedding_05 == You wanna get outta here? gat_sb_wedding_06 == I can't believe that worked. gat_sb_wedding_07 == Okham's Razor. So you rea- gat_sb_wedding_08 == Playtime is over Mr. Gat. Save them if you can. gat_sb_wedding_09 == I love weddings.
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- As usual, there is absolutely no excuse for getting quotes wrong.
- 452, 2015-01-26T03:15:43Z
- "I once had a protégé named Blake... in life he was an ivy league lacrosse player."
- I guess that proves it's not Blake from SR2, unless we're supposed to believe that Stilwater University is an ivy league university, which seems incredibly unlikely, given the radio commercials for it.
- 452, 2015-01-26T03:18:26Z
- "Some Nordic company bought the Ultor mineral rights to Mars."
- Haha.
- 452, 2015-01-26T03:19:17Z