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Missions[]

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard BB
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Good God they're swarming me!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Bow
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|They're swarming the bow!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Get these damned things off my ship!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Get War Hammer
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|I got a bit o' treasure in that chest o'er there. The weapon ye find inside may help with our little imp problem...
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Attack
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Arr! Get these blasted t'ings offa me!
|Blackbeard|Get these nasty demon-monkeys offa me!
|Blackbeard|Get your claws off me, ya damned dirty Imps!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Imp Explain
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|I summoned these Imps to serve as my crew. I forgot what a handful they could be.
|Blackbeard|Once aboard... they wouldn't listen to their cap'n! They ran amok down in the bowels of the ship!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Intro
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Abandon ship! We've been boarded!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Mast
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Protect the mast!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Port Side
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|They're swarming the port side!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Sail
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Protect the sails!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Starboard Side
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|They're swarming the starboard side!
}}

Mission Intro BB Blackbeard Stern
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|They're swarming the stern!
}}

Mission Intro BB Gat Convo
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|It's ok to drop the pirate voice...
|Blackbeard|What pirate voice would that be?
|Johnny_Gat|Wow.
}}

Mission Intro BB Gat Warhammer
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Oohhhh..
}}

Mission Intro BB Kinzie Convo
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|Nice boat.
|Blackbeard|This isn't a boat... it's the Queen Anne's Revenge
|Kinzie|Isn't that just a fancy name for a boat?
|Blackbeard|Names are important my dear!  You can't build a legacy without a name...
}}

Mission Intro BB Kinzie Warhammer
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|That is a freakishly large hammer.
}}

Mission Intro Car
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|You know how much easier this would be if we just found a car?
|Johnny_Gat|You know how much easier this would be if you just gave me a second...
}}

Mission Intro First Notoriety
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|I think we may have got the attention of the demons. How do you want to handle this?
|Johnny_Gat|We handle it by killing Demons.
}}

Mission Intro Get Dane
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Dane Vogel. Ultor's behind this... I know it...
|Kinzie|Ultor and the Saints haven't been enemies in years, you really think he's responsible?
|Johnny_Gat|You don't know him like I do... the boss put him through a window for a reason...
|Kinzie|The reason was that the boss was kind of fucking crazy back then.
|Johnny_Gat|That's a fair point.
|Kinzie|You're still going to shake down Dane aren't you.
|Johnny_Gat|Oh yeah.
}}

Mission Intro Nudge A
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|So what's the plan?
|Johnny_Gat|I'm going to shoot him in the face unless he gives us The Boss back.
|Kinzie|What if Dane doesn't have the boss?
|Johnny_Gat|I'll probably still shoot him in the face.
}}

Mission Intro Nudge B
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Alright, how are we gonna find the Ultor building...
|Kinzie|Biggest building down here, giant Ultor sign on it...I don't think this is a problem.
|Johnny_Gat|I'll buy that.
}}

Mission Intro SAM
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|OOF
|Kinzie|Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh OOF
|Johnny_Gat|So this is hell. Not as bad as I thought.
|Kinzie|It kind of reminds me of Steelport.
}}

Mission Intro SAM Outro
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Welcome to Hell.
|Kinzie|Shouldn't you have a receptionist?
|Dane|Such is the plight of eternal damnation - but I have a feeling you didn't come here to catch up. Let's talk in my office...
}}

Mission Intro SS Battle Comment
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|The masked Tragedies were used to enemies cowering as they approached, but soon they realized that they faced a foe with courage and nobility - traits uncommon in the fires of Perdition.
|Shakespeare|The battle raged on below, and as bullets and blood flew, The Bard arched a curious eyebrow:  could this mortal be the exact thing that Shakespeare needed?
}}

Mission Intro SS Battle
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|The conflict resolved, Shakespeare eagerly awaited meeting the champion that dispatched so many of his men.  Undoubtedly they were here for The Bard's aid, and while happy endings were not a thing found in Hell - Shakespeare always had a soft spot for comedies.
}}

Mission Intro SS
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|And now: Act 3
}}

Mission Intro SS Inciter Intro
{{Dialogue|
|Dark_Inciter|This battle is far from over, mortal... arise...
}}

Mission Intro SS More
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|The inciting incident resolved, the time had come for rising action...
}}

Mission Intro SS Shakespeare Intro
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|Lights up: William Shakespeare - Humanity's greatest playwright, and Hell's most diabolical purveyor of entertainment, looks on as a brave mortal on an Orphean quest enters. The Bard's interest is piqued, and he looks to test his visitor's mettle.
}}

Mission Intro Twins
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|Help us take out these Sinterpol troops and we'll make it worth your while.
|Kiki|Don't just stand there, give us a hand!
}}

Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I can't help but notice that people are trying to kill you...
|Suko|Yeah, they're really big on that here...
|Johnny_Gat|What did you do?
|Kiki|Is now really a good time?  We can wait until we're done shooting people...
|Johnny_Gat|I'm great at multitasking...
|Suko|Remember when we offered you a deal on that airplane and you responded by killing everyone?
|Johnny_Gat|Yeah.
|Kiki|It's like that but worse.
}}

Mission Intro Twins Convo A - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|Viola!  Thank god you're ok.
|Kiki|How do you know Viola?
|Kinzie|We're like sisters.
|Kiki|I am her sister.
|Kinzie|No need to get territorial, we can all share.
|Kiki|I'm not sharing my sister with you.
|Kinzie|Someone's got Puritanical hang-ups...
|Kiki|What did you say?
|Suko|Let it go....
}}

Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Hey Viola, I thought you should know that Kinzie misses you...
|Suko|Really? that's so sweet...
|Kiki|Who's Kinzie?
|Suko|You remember Kinzie, she was that hacker that Matt Miller hated.
|Kiki|Isn't she crazy?
|Suko|Ya know she really grows you.
}}

Mission Intro Twins Convo B - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|Ya know it's really important to me that you two get along.
|Kiki|Can we talk about this later?
|Kinzie|Classic Kiki.  Always deflecting.
|Kiki|"Classic Kiki" I've never met you!
|Kinzie|I know everything about you.
|Suko|She grows on you, I promise.
|Kiki|Great.
}}

Mission Intro Twins End -
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Alright let's get you two back to Dane.
}}

Mission Intro Twins End - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|We should get you back to the Ultor building...
|Kiki|Horray...
}}

Mission Intro Twins Intro
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|We're standing in a parking garage.
|Suko|I don't like it either, but Sinterpol isn't giving us many options.
|Kiki|I can't believe they tried to force us out.
|Suko|I can't believe you forget the mimosas.
|Kiki|I think we have bigger problems.
|Suko|I don't think you realize how much I love mimosas...
}}

Mission Intro Vending Machines
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Johnny! The vending machines in hell have weapons!
|Phone_Call|Hell keeps getting better and better.
}}

Mission Intro Vlad
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|Come, let us return to my castle so we may plot our next steps in proper surrounds.
|Vlad|You must help me escape stranger!
|Vlad|These guards must pay for what they have done.
|Vlad|We must end this infernal music!
|Vlad|We have done it! Let us leave this infernal abyss of cutness.
}}

Mission Intro Vlad Help
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Not quite what I expected but what the hell, I'll go with it.
|Kinzie|I'll be happy to help. No one deserves to live like this.
}}

Mission Intro Vlad Prison Convo
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|I thought this was supposed to be a prison not a day care center...
|Vlad|Jezebel begged her father to turn the prison into a place of rehibilitation, not torture.  She picked out the colors and decorations and left, thinking she was helping the inmates... but Satan found a way to twist it all into another form of psychological abuse.
}}

Mission Intro Vlad Prison
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|If this guy is in a prison in hell you know he must be the kind of guy I like.
|Kinzie|I can only imagine what they do to prisoners in hell.
}}

Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|If they wanted to torture you why did they use the short version of the song?
|Vlad|This is the short version?
|Johnny_Gat|Oh yeah, "The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish" "The hobo on the bus goes heh heh heh", my mom had like 80 'em.
}}

Mission Intro Vlad Song Convo - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|Ya know, I gotta say this song is pretty catchy..
|Vlad|Does the banality of this children song not drive you mad?
|Kinzie|This isn't pop music?
|Vlad|You're a strange woman
}}

Mission Intro Vlad Song
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|The horn on the bus goes "beep, beep, beep.. Beep, beep, beep... Beep, beep, beep."
}}

Mission Satan Outro
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Enough!
}}

New Intro Drive
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|Look at us: Kinzie Kensington and Johnny Gat driving together on a birthday adventure...
|Johnny_Gat|Are you always this excited?
|Kinzie|Generally I'm a misanthrope.
|Johnny_Gat|I get it.
}}

Orbs[]

100 percent orbs
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|You're a neurotic completionist.
|Kinzie|I'm done!  Now I need to find something else to neuotically collect...
}}

1st orb
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Hope there's not something ridiculous like 100 of these to find...
|Kinzie|This is gonna be bad for my OCD.
}}

25 percent orbs
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Yeah.... There's definitely more than 100.
|Kinzie|God, there are a lot of these things...
}}

50 percent orbs
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|How many of these things are there?!
|Kinzie|I found all the low hanging fruit... time to get to work collecting the rest.
}}

75 percent orbs
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|They have to be running out of these things...
|Kinzie|Now the hunt for the last 25% begins...
}}


Musical[]

Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|You find Blackbeard?
|Johnny_Gat|The pirate ship was a little hard to miss.
|Dane|Alright, I'll deal with Blackbeard; we don't want him going off on a pillaging spree.
|Johnny_Gat|I thought that was our whole plan?
|Dane|Generally speaking, yeah.  But now we wanna lay low.  I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing and if we're just blindly charging we're gonna run right into his trap.  I know it sucks, but we gotta wait it out.
}}

Blackbeard Musical Lead In - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Whaddya think of Blackbeard?
|Kinzie|He's basically Johnny with a beard and an accent.
|Dane|I can see that.
|Kinzie|You want us to go rob some galleons or whatever?
|Dane|Not yet.  I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing and if we're just blindly charging we're gonna run right into his trap.  For now we lay low.
}}

Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Dane, I gotta be honest: I think you oversold how scary these Arch-Dukes are.
|Dane|Well which one did you kill?
|Johnny_Gat|I dunno, the one with a name I can't pronounce?
|Dane|Yeah, not helpful.
|Johnny_Gat|Can we just go kill Satan now?
|Dane|No, we need to wait.  I don't care how excited he is for Jezebel's wedding, when Arch-Dukes end up dead people take note.  Satan's gonna react in a big way, we need to wait and see how.
}}

Marshalling Ground Musical Lead In - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|You killed an arch-duke... color me impressed.
|Kinzie|I'm full of suprises.
|Dane|Unfortunately, so's Satan.  The death of his generals is something The Devil can't ignore, so you can bet your ass that he's going to stop planning Jezebel and The President's wedding and start planning on how he intends to kill us.
|Kinzie|So what should we do?
|Dane|We wait... and see how he reacts.
}}

Open World Musical Lead In - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Great job tearing up hell.
|401821031|Thanks.
|Johnny_Gat|Thanks.
|Phone_Call|I need you to stop.
|401821031|What?!
|Johnny_Gat|What?!
|Phone_Call|Do you really think Satan could still be thinking about Jezebel's wedding after all the damage you've done?  I'm telling you; The Devil is about to react in a big way, and when he does we need to be ready.
}}

Open World Musical Lead In - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Great job tearing up hell.
|Kinzie|Thanks.
|Phone_Call|I need you to stop.
|Kinzie|What?!
|Phone_Call|Do you really think Satan could still be thinking about Jezebel's wedding after all the damage you've done?  I'm telling you; The Devil is about to react in a big way, and when he does we need to be ready.
}}

Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|What's Shakespeare like?
|Johnny_Gat|Talky.
|Dane|Is he going to play ball?
|Johnny_Gat|He just watched me kill over a dozen guys, so yeah I'm pretty confident.  What our next move?
|Dane|We wait.  I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing.  And when he does we'll be ready.
}}

Shakespeare Musical Lead In - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|You find Shakespeare?
|Kinzie|Kind of hard to miss the guy talking in third person.
|Dane|We'll you're not dead, so I'm guessing things went well.
|Kinzie|Yep.  The bard is ready to start assassinating whenever you are.
|Dane|Hold up on that.  After aligning with The Tragedies Satan can't ignore us anymore.  He has to  stop planning Jezebel and the President's wedding and deal with Gat.  I'm not sure how he's going to react, but whatever he  does is gonna be big and we need to be ready.
}}

Twins Musical Lead In - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Why didn't you tell me I was looking for the DeWynter sisters?
|Dane|Would you have complained if you knew?
|Johnny_Gat|Probably.
|Dane|Well there you go... Hey, how did Kiki look?
|Johnny_Gat|Like her sister.  So what do we do now?
|Dane|We wait.  I don't care how excited he is about marrying off Jezebel to the President, Satan is going to have to react to the damage you're causing.  And when he does we'll be ready.
}}

Twins Musical Lead In - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|My sisters are safe.
|Dane|I'm gonna leave that alone.
|Kinzie|Probably for the best.  What do you need me to do now?
|Dane|Nothing.  Satan can't ignore what you've been up to.  He's gonna have to put Jezebel and the President's wedding on hold until he deals with the problem at his door... and when he reacts we'll be ready for him.
}}

Vlad Musical Lead In - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|So what was the prison like?
|Johnny_Gat|Horrors beyond telling.
|Dane|So I'm guessing you found Vlad?
|Johnny_Gat|Yeah... I like him, he's my kind of crazy.
|Dane|I'm gonna try not to dwell on that.
|Johnny_Gat|What's our next move?
|Dane|You just busted out Satan's old number one.  There's no way he can keep planning Jezebel's wedding to the President, he's gonna need to react to what you're doing.  I say we wait and see what he's got planned, when he comes at us we'll be ready.
}}

Vlad Musical Lead In - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|How's Vlad?
|Kinzie|He's gone a little crazy.
|Dane|Little crazy like you, or little crazy like he might stab someone in their sleep?
|Kinzie|You obviously don't know me very well.
|Dane|Is he a liability.
|Kinzie|No.
|Dane|Good.  With Vlad on the loose, Satan is gonna have to stop worrying about seating arrangements at Jezebel and The President's wedding and start worrying about us.  It's time to sit back and see how he reacts.
}}


Locations[]

Castle Blackbeard
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|I hate making pacts with criminals, but I will stand with Blackbeard if it means getting my revenge...
}}

Castle Dane
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|It is impressive to find a mortal to thrive in Hell. Dane Vogel makes a powerful ally.
}}

Castle Jezebel
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|A vision like Jezebel should not be squirreled away in an ivory tower...
}}

Castle Random Comment
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|The armies of hell are rightfully mine!
|Vlad|It is hard to believe Dane Vogel created all of this...here.
|Vlad|Satan was a fool to turn against me...
|Vlad|With every plastic cup I find around my castle, my blood lust grows...
|Vlad|Hell has become soft and complacent... in my day the idea of a "downtown hell" would be ludicrous.
|Vlad|That infernal song haunts me in my dreams...
|Vlad|*hums wheels on the bus*  AGHHH!
|Vlad|I will reclaim my army, and destroy any who stand in my way...
}}

Castle Satan
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|I'll see Satan writhe on a pike...
}}

Castle Shakespeare
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|I do not trust the Bard, he has an agenda all of his own...
}}

Castle Twins
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|Viola and Kiki are hunted by someone from their past, it's the only explanation for Sinterpol's sudden attack...
}}

Chapel
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|This is the moment you've been waiting for... time to crash a wedding.
}}

Character
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Looking forward to stretching my wings.
|Kinzie|Don't mind if I do.
}}

Club Blackbeard
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|Long had Shakespeare conspired with Blackbeard... for it was the Bard who provided the famed pirate with a means to steal Lucifer's Halo.
}}

Club Dane
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|The Bard had written about love enough times to recognize attraction when he saw it.  Dane was smitten by a certain lady,  even if the young executive did not know it yet.
}}

Club Generic
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|In which The Bard contemplates on writing about the tragic death of Trinket the Bear.
|Shakespeare|Oft Shakespeare would hide inside jokes in his dialogue, he knew it was self indulgent but every man had a vice.
|Shakespeare|Shakespeare never thought much about Pinter.  A beat.  Neither did anyone else.
|Shakespeare|Shakespeare really needed better blocking... all he did was stand in place.
|Shakespeare|Soliloquies to the audience always seemed convenient, but Shakespeare employed them none the less... the fourth wall was a barrier for lesser men.
|Shakespeare|The Bard nods approvingly at the Saint.
|Shakespeare|The Bard was lost in thought: how many mortal writers had appropriated his name for hack-ish works...
|Shakespeare|The destruction of Earth weighed heavily on Shakespeare... The cliffhanger season finale of NyteBlayde would never be resolved.
|Shakespeare|The people clamored for another passion play, but The Bard's thoughts were on other, darker, pursuits...
}}

Club Jezebel
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|The Bard silently made a vow: Jezebel would be free of her father, no matter the costs.
}}

Club Satan
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|Like Marlowe before him, Satan underestimated The Bard... and also like Marlowe it was only a matter of time before a knife found him.
}}

Club Twins
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|The Bard knew enough about structure to read the signs: A broken neck.  A destroyed planet.  Wherever the twins walked, a plot twist was soon to follow.
}}

Club Vlad
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|Shakespeare realized that Vlad would be perfect in Titus Andronicus, but also knew that the Impaler's predilections would lead to many deaths on set.
}}

Ultor After Backdoor
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Yer gunna have to tell me all about the devil's trophy room, one of these days. Ah've always dreamt of it.
|Dane|Feel free to say "Thanks Dane" whenever you want...
|Vlad|So you have seen the inside of the Dark One's stronghold? Not many can boast that accomplishment with their soul intact.
}}

Ultor After Drained
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Thanks for saving me from those bastards... It felt like I was bein' inappropriate with a bee's nest.
|Dane|Ya I feel like our relationship has really blossomed...I bet there was a time, like yesterday for instance, where you would have let me be tortured to death.
|Vlad|Again you saved me, Saint... for that I am bound by blood.
}}

Ultor After Extraction
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|I loved making memories with Gallows Dodger...
}}

Ultor After Fraud
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Looks like you fast tracked a couple of my clients straight to the big 'white n' fluffy'.
}}

Ultor After Hazing
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|There's nothing worse than a self righteous prick wearing pastels...
|Dane|Thanks for dealing with that frat, I couldn't take Vlad's bitching much longer...
|Vlad|The popped collars have suffered... justice has been met.
}}

Ultor After Hellblazing
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|You're getting good at the flying thing.
}}

Ultor After Impfest
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Thanks for helping me deal with the crew...
|Dane|Men like Blackbeard are the best to work with, you always know what they're looking for...
}}

Ultor After Jail
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Be careful around Vlad... I'm motived by money... he's motivated by mad whims...
|Dane|Remember, Vlad used to be Hell's general... keep him on your good side.
}}

Ultor After Marshaling
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|Killing the Arch-Dukes is no small feat... I trained them myself...
}}

Ultor After Mayhem
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Did your hear the news?  The newspaper are calling you an angelic terrorist... keep it up.
}}

Ultor After Salvation
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Good job making us money... and saving souls... that's important too I guess.
}}

Ultor After Treasury
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|The riches keep rolling in...
|Dane|Nice work hitting Satan's treasury...
}}

Ultor Blackbeard
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|One of these day's I'm going to get Blackbeard off that boat and onto the fucking squash court...
|Vlad|Lawless men like Blackbeard can never be trusted...
}}

Ultor Dane
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|I think the time might come to play old cupid for Dane and Kiki...
|Vlad|Dane is a shrewd man... be wary of shrewd men...
}}

Ultor EVENT
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Attacking a man in their home is despicable... on their means of transport however...
|Vlad|I have suffered many indignities, but I will rise above my shame my slaughtering hundreds...
}}

Ultor Generic
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|I never thought I would be interested in corporate sponsership, but the dental is pretty nice...
|Blackbeard|I should get start on me memoirs... the tales I could tell...
|Blackbeard|I'm glad Shakespeare and I have an accord...
|Blackbeard|People call me a sterotype sometimes.  Words hurt.
|Blackbeard|The Barrens are my dominion... and heaven help those who would try to take it from me...
|Dane|For what it's worth, all things considered I'm kinda living the dream...
|Dane|I don't know what it is but overthrowing a government always makes me want to have some scotch.
|Dane|I really need to hire a fucking receptionist...
|Dane|I wonder what Kiki's up to...
|Dane|One of these days I'm going to convince the big guy to let me open up a branch in Heaven....
|Dane|Satan is always getting on my ass about throwing a Christmas party every year, but it's like: hey big guy, I got a corporate culture to maintain...
|Dane|Some Nordic company bought the Ultor mineral rights to Mars.
|Dane|You may be wondering how I kept my mortal form unlike most of the sad sacks down here, the answer is money, lots and lots of money.
|Vlad|I once had a protégé named Blake... in life he was an ivy league lacrosse player.  He was annoying, but viscious on the field of battle... no doubt he was behind the desecration of my castle...
|Vlad|I wonder if Kinzie would let me call her Mina...
|Vlad|Johnny Gat is an inspiration to us all... his violence is perfection...
|Vlad|Much time has passed since my torture... I don't care for what Hell has become...
|Vlad|There was a time when no one would dream of defiling my castle... I need to remind people who I am...
}}

Ultor Jezebel
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Your boss could do worse than marrying Jezebel, she's a sweet girl.
|Dane|Jezebel doesn't belong down here.  Now that I think about it I don't belong down here, I got shot in the face for trying to get rid of a fucking street gang...
}}

Ultor Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|A lot of people seem scared of Gat, but Kinzie... she's the one to watch out for...
|Dane|I think Kinzie would fuck me.
|Vlad|Kinzie is so... precoucious...
}}

Ultor Satan
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|When where through in hell, eternity will remember our names...
|Dane|Satan could have avoided all of this if he just listened...
|Vlad|Satan has grown complacient, and it will be his downfall.
}}

Ultor Shakespeare
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|I'm not into Shakespeare's whole creepy mask thing... reminds me too much of that sex party I went to.
}}

Ultor Twins
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|I like working with the DeWynter's...smart and capable people are in short supply down here.
}}

Ultor Vlad
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Be thankful Vlad is standing next to you and behind you...
|Dane|Vlad's really gotta pick up another hobby beyond putting people on spikes...
}}

Hangar Blackbeard
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|I'd be more attracted to sweaty hairy men like Blackbeard if they weren't so hairy and sweaty.
}}

Hangar Dane
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|Dane would be attractive if he wasn't so fucking self absorbed.  Maybe I'll go on a date with him he agrees not to talk...
}}

Hangar Jezebel
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|Satan's getting lucky with Jezebel's teenage rebellion... if my dad tried to marry me off I would stab the shit out of him... and when I say that out loud it's pretty obvious why I ended up in Hell.
}}

Hangar Random Comment
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|Killbane's down here somewhere... and when I find him I'm going to break his neck.
|Kiki|Someone's pulling Sinterpol's strings, and I think I know who...
|Kiki|We can get rid of Satan but there's still bigger problems out there... they just aren't making themselves known.
|Kiki|We're kind of like Robin Hood. Only instead of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, we just steal from the rich... and the poor.
|Suko|Dane keeps asking me to set him up with Kiki...
|Suko|I miss the Saints.  At first we only worked together because of mutual interests but we really formed a friendship... except for Shaundi, fuck that bitch.
|Suko|Someone's gunning for my sister and I, and it's not Satan...
|Suko|Sometimes I think back on my actions. You know, the ones that led me here. But then I think "fuck it, YOLO!"
}}

Hangar Satan
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|If Satan ever decided to step out of his ivory tower he'd realize that there's a lot more people gunning for his spot than he thinks...
}}

Hangar Shakespeare
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|I liked Shakespeare before.  I fucking love him now.
}}

Hangar Vlad
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|Vlad would be a lot scarier if he ditched the santa hat...
}}

Ship Dane
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Yar, Dane an I go way back... Well six years which I suppose isn't terribly impressive but for me it's pretty good.
}}

Ship Jezebel
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Cutest little thing thar, that Jezebel. Not sure if ya had yar eyes open, but there be a serious lack of cute down here.
}}

Ship Random
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Ah... If I could only get this old girl sailing again.
|Blackbeard|Behold! The Queen Anne's Revenge... or at least a full scale reproduction.
|Blackbeard|Dane keeps inviting me to play squash...it sounds too erotic for my tastes.
|Blackbeard|I need to get these imps in line.
|Blackbeard|I really don't have a stance on the appropriation of pirate culture for theme parks.
|Blackbeard|If I had a first mate like you when I was alive, the whole world would have shuttered.
|Blackbeard|I'll tell ya, after getting yar head clea'ed from yer body, thar isn't much that scares ya.
|Blackbeard|I'm a man in need of a proper taco.
|Blackbeard|Lava is a poor substitute for water. Mostly because lava will kill you if you try to swim in it.
|Blackbeard|When were done destabilizing hell you can come sailing with me, its liberating.
}}

Ship Satan
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|I bow to no crown, not even when Satan himself wears it.
}}

Ship Shakespeare
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|A word to the wise do not fuck with Shakespeare.
}}

Ship Twins
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Dane has a soft spot for Kiki, I hope it doesn't get him killed.
}}

Ship Vlad
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Vlad's a little too intense for my liking. He's that guy.
}}


Combat[]

combat -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|I'm coming for you...
|Dex|I'm putting you in the ground...
|Dex|You never shoulda found me...
|Dex|You think you can outsmart me?
|Dex|Let's work things out, I used to be one of you!
|Dex|No more!
|Dex|What do you want from me?!
}}

combat - need cover
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|Can you just kill this motherfucker?!
|Dex|The fuck am I paying you for, kill that bitch!
|Dex|You're supposed to protect me!
}}

Combat Advance
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Come, then, mortal, and I'll feast on your soul!
|Satan|What hope do you have against the Prince of Lies...
|Satan|Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!
|Satan|You're in my domain, mortal...
}}

Combat
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|Beautiful...
|Gallows_Dodger|I've killed better...
|Gallows_Dodger|Never had a chance...
|Gallows_Dodger|Watch 'em bleed...
|Gallows_Dodger|You're an artist...
}}

Combat Fire Blast
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Burn!
|Satan|Hellfire!
|Satan|I will roast your tender flesh!
|Satan|Now, you burn.
|Satan|This is only the start of your suffering.
}}

combat killing
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|*insane laughter*
|Gallows_Dodger|die...DIE!
|Gallows_Dodger|Kill them all!
|Gallows_Dodger|No one walks away!
|Gallows_Dodger|Playtime's over...
|Gallows_Dodger|Who wants to play!
|Gallows_Dodger|YES!
|Gallows_Dodger|You can't run from me!
|Gallows_Dodger|You poor bastards...
|Gallows_Dodger|YOU'RE ALL DEAD!
}}

Combat Lust
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|Hey there...
|Dex|I feel good...
|Dex|You're dying for a piece of me...
}}

combat nearing killing
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|*dark chuckle*
}}

combat next
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|Come on... let me kill one more...
|Gallows_Dodger|Don't stop...
|Gallows_Dodger|Let me cut loose...
|Gallows_Dodger|We're so close...
}}

Commentary[]

Commentary  BurnBuild
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Well, looks like someone got to this building before I did...
|Kinzie|It's like standing on the leaning Tower of Pisa, only it's a building not a tower, and we're in a slum in Hell instead of Italy. But otherwise, pretty close..
}}

Commentary  Capitol
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|Evil politicians... it's like a little slice of home.
}}

Commentary  Captiol
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I doubt they have enough room in that building to fit all the politicians in hell.
}}

Commentary  College
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I could put together a helluva curriculum down here: knife work 101, improvised assault, murdering people on one good leg... maybe teaching is my true calling...
|Kinzie|Hate to see what the student loans look like down here...
}}

Commentary  LavaFront
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|God I want to throw someone into that lava...
|Kinzie|Swimming sucks.  Lava sucks.  Swimming in lava definitely sucks.
}}

Commentary Arch
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Well.  It's a rock.
|Kinzie|That is a big arch... which really doesn't impress me too much considering I'm surrounded by floating buildings and lava...
}}

Commentary BellTower
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Defensible... good visibility... I could have some fun here...
|Kinzie|They have floating platforms and occult stop lights but they still need a belltower?  Someone's hanging onto the past...
}}

Commentary Castle
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I've wanted a lava moat since I was 4.
|Kinzie|Just think, this castle was probably built to defend against the forces of heaven. Pretty awesome.
}}

Commentary Cathedral
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Wonder if Julius is in there...
|Kinzie|Oh look... a satanic cathedral... nothing creepy about that.
}}

Commentary Dragon
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Satan wanted to impress me he'd have an actual fucking dragon, not just some bullshit statue...
|Kinzie|Matt gave me a shirt with an airbrushed dragon on it for my birthday.  It was kind of awesome.
}}

Commentary FloatingPlatform
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Far be it for me to tell the Devil how to do his job, but I was running things? This thing would have guns... lots and lots of guns...
|Kinzie|These floating platforms are incredible. I wonder how they work?
}}

Commentary Furry
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Hey, everyone has a hobby.
|Kinzie|My people have a home.
}}

Commentary Gas
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Gas prices aren't half bad...
|Kinzie|Using exponential math for gas prices is a special form of evil.  Nice job, Dane.
}}

Commentary GoldenShower
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Stay classy, Hell.
|Kinzie|Oh single entendres... what would we do without you...
}}

Commentary Gravel
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|A gravel pit?  A fucking gravel pit?  We're surrounded by floating buildings and rivers of lava, why in god's name is there a fucking quarry here?
|Kinzie|Good job Sisyphus...keep running.
}}

Commentary HighHouse
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Sounds like someone's singing in there...
|Kinzie|I wonder how long it took to build this thing...
}}

Commentary Highway
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I'll take this over the 405 any day.
|Kinzie|This is traffic in hell?  Someone's never been to DC.
}}

Commentary LowHouse
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Boss!  Boss!  Are you in there?!
|Kinzie|The boss has to be in here somewhere...
}}

Commentary PawnA
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Pawnshop in hell?  I'll take my chances making a deal with Dane...
}}

Commentary PawnB
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|I don't like going into a pawnshop in Steelport, let alone Hell.
}}

Commentary PowerP
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|*coughs* bad place to take in the view...
|Kinzie|If Dane wants to run an industrial park he can be my guest...
}}

Commentary Prison
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I don't wanna know what they do to people locked up in there...
|Kinzie|What's a prison in hell look like...
}}

Commentary SadCans
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to.
|Kinzie|Whatever.  The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to.
}}

Commentary SatanStat
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I'm coming for you...
|Kinzie|Bet you wish you never stole the boss...
}}

Commentary Sizzled
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Fuck me!
|Kinzie|Christ that's hot!
}}

Commentary Snowball
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Why would they call it "Snowball's Chance" there's no snow in hell...someone should fire their marketing guy...
|Kinzie|Wonder if Killbane's inside...
}}

Commentary StripClubBackDoorA
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Hey baby, you looking for a bad time?
|Johnny_Gat|Yeah, no.
}}

Commentary StripClubBackDoorB
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Hey girl, you looking for a bad time?
|Kinzie|Maybe.  I'll get back to you.
}}

Commentary TacoMalo_A
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Welcome to Tacos Malos, can I take your order?
|Johnny_Gat|Dane?  Is that you?
|Phone_Call|Yes, now keep your voice down before someone hears you.
|Johnny_Gat|What the fuck are doing in there?
|Phone_Call|You think anyone buys fast food in hell?  It's a front...  I've been stashing resources at the branches all over hell... swing by all three and you'll have enough components to build a weapon.
|Johnny_Gat|Can I still get a taco?
|Phone_Call|You don't want the fucking taco, now get out of here...
}}

Commentary TacoMalo_B
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Dane you there?
|Phone_Call|Took you long enough...  here's the next part.
}}

Commentary TacoMalo_C
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Welcome to Tacos Malos, would you like our special today?
|Johnny_Gat|Is that the gun?
|Phone_Call|Jesus Christ, you're terrible at being discreet.
|Johnny_Gat|What made you think I'd be good at it?
|Phone_Call|Good point.  Enjoy the weapon.
}}

Commentary TacoMalo_D
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Pssst...Kinzie...
|Kinzie|Dane, if this is a dead drop, you shouldn't be using my name.
|Phone_Call|How did you know it was a dead drop?
|Kinzie|It was obvious.  There are 3 Tacos Malos's in hell.  The words "Tacos Malos" is made up of 10 consonants.  3 Tacos Malos equals 310.  Drop the zero and you have 31, and the 31 theory signifies a place of importance, the only question that remained was for whom was the space important.  Now "Ultor" is a 5 letter word like "Taco" and Malos" which means -
|Phone_Call|I just like tacos.
|Kinzie|That's disappointing.
|Phone_Call|You're telling me.   Now listen up, I've been stashing resources at each of the branches... swing by all 3 and you'll be able to build a weapon...
}}

Commentary TacoMalo_E
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|The whispers of war run rampant today...
|Phone_Call|What?
|Kinzie|It's a password, you're terrible at spycraft.  Forget it, just give me the piece I need.
}}

Commentary TacoMalo_F
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Welcome to Tacos Malos, are you here for a secret weapon or just some cinnamon twists.
|Kinzie|Now you're just being an ass on purpose.
|Phone_Call|Oh yeah.
|Kinzie|Can I have the gun please?
|Phone_Call|How can I say no to a charmer like yourself?
}}

Commentary Tallbld
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Helluva drop...would love to take Dex up here...
|Kinzie|The air actually feels dirtier the higher you get.
}}

Commentary TallSlum
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Reminds me of Saints Row.
|Kinzie|If things go bad at the Ultor building... this is where I build my new sanctum..
}}

Commentary UltorBuilding
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Maybe one day I'll retire and have a view like this... preferably not in hell, but hey, let's be realistic...
|Kinzie|Aside from the screams of tormented souls it's actually quite lovely...
}}

Commentary UltorStatue
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Where's my statue?  I killed more guys than this chump...
|Kinzie|Oh Ozymandias... you scamp...
}}

Commentary Walkway
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Yet another place I'd love to throw someone off of...
|Kinzie|I don't think they have safety codes in hell...
}}

Commnetary BestShowA
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Yeah I don't think I wanna know what's happening behind that door...
}}

Commnetary BestShowB
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|After the boss is safe, I should come by and see what the fuss is about...
}}

Flight tut[]

Dane Flight Fail
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Try again. Here's a tip: You don't need to get a running start to fly. Just jump then hold your wings out to glide.  Let the wings do the work!
|Dane|One more time. Jump, then hold out your wings. Once you're in the air just keep those wings out and guide yourself to the next island.
}}

Flap
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Listen, if you don't flap this time you won't have enough momentum to get to that higher island, so unless you want a lava bath you should USE YOUR FUCKING WINGS
}}

Flight Tutorial -
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Fine, don't flap your wings, see if I care. Well if you don't flap this time you won't have enough momentum to get to that higher island. So I'd suggest flapping those wings unless you want a lava bath.
}}

Flight Tutorial Charge
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Alright! Let's start slow, try to jump over to that next island!
|Dane|Also, the longer you charge your wings before jumping, the further you will go.
}}

Flight Tutorial Dash End
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Hey! You didn't fuck it up, good job!
}}

Flight Tutorial Dive Start
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|You'll have to dive to reach the next island. Do that by pointing your head down. Don't worry, the rest of your body will follow.
|Dane|Take note, that you gain speed while diving. You can use that to fly longer distances.
}}

Flight Tutorial End
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Well there you go, young grasshopper. Practice makes perfect, so make sure to get in some airtime when you can.
|Johnny_Gat|Sure thing. See ya soon.
}}

Flight Tutorial Fail
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Normally my time is at a premium, but you're scary and can kill me so how 'bout you take all the time you need...
|Dane|Ok, so the lava is not in fact good... so let's try that again without you burning to death.
|Dane|Uh, Johnny...? Tutorial's up here, buddy.
|Dane|Where ya goin', buddy? Get back up there!
|Dane|Uh, Kinzie...? Tutorial's up here, baby.
|Dane|You gotta work with me Kinzie, let's try it again...
}}

Flight Tutorial Fall
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|AAAGGG
}}

Flight Tutorial Flap
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|The exact opposite of diving, is climbing. Climbing will slow you down, and eventually cause you to stall... and trust me stalling sucks!
|Dane|You can flap while gliding to gain additional speed, the faster you're going the higher you can fly.  Now try to reach the island up there..
}}

Flight Tutorial Flap NAG
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|KEEP your wings out, and remember to flap them to gain momentum when climbing.
}}

Flight Tutorial Flight Nag
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|KEEP your wings out, you'll need them to glide longer distances..
}}

Flight Tutorial Flight Start
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Now it's time to fly. You heard of crawling before walking? Well in this case you need to jump before you can fly. Launch yourself in the air with a jump and then hold your wings out to glide to that next island!
|Dane|Would it kill you to show a little excitement?  You're about to experience angelic flight for Christs sake...
}}

Flight Tutorial Flight
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Now it's time to fly. You heard of crawling before walking? Well in this case you need to jump before you can fly. Launch yourself in the air with a jump and then hold your wings out to glide to that next island! I put out some orbs to show you the path.
}}

Flight Tutorial Get Boost
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|I put a shiny flap orb out in front of you. Collect the orb and you're wings will flap to gain speed.
}}

Flight Tutorial
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Alright now try flapping those wings on your own. Do a flap on your way to the next island.
|Dane|Let's get you back to the Ultor building... I want to run through all the stuff you can do to hurt Satan.
}}

Flight Tutorial Helper First
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|I've added some guide orbs to show you the perfect flight path.
}}

Flight Tutorial Helper NAG
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Don't worry about collecting all those orbs, they are just there to help guide you..
}}

Flight Tutorial Helper Second
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|There's some more guide orbs to show you the perfect flight path..
}}

Flight Tutorial Intro
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Alright. Let's try those wings out, shall we? Just fly over to that island and collect that glowy thing over there.
}}

Flight Tutorial Leash
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|I'm learnin' ya something, Johnny. Try and focus.
|Dane|Let's focus on the objective, okay?
|Dane|Uh, Johnny...? Tutorial's back here, buddy.
|Dane|Where ya goin', buddy? Get back here!
|Dane|Uh, Kinzie...? Tutorial's back here, baby.
|Dane|Where ya goin', baby? Get back here!
}}

Flight Tutorial Missed Boost
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|You missed the orb, dude. Lets try this again.
}}

Flight Tutorial Powerup
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Great! Now you should have just enough clusters to power up your halo.
}}

Flight Tutorial Start
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Alright, you got me out in the sticks, now what?
|Dane|Would it kill you to show a little excitement?  You're about to experience angelic flight for Christ's sake...
|Johnny_Gat|Dane...
|Dane|Someone needs a nap... Just collect some Soul Clusters and power up the halo, you'll be flying around in no time.
}}

Flight Tutorial Success Johnny
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I think I'm getting the hang of this...
}}

Flight Tutorial Success Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|Easy as statistical thermodynamics!
}}

Flight Tutorial Turn
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Alright, time to take the training wheels off for the final lesson.
|Dane|FLYING TAKES STAMINA. If you run out in midair, you are going to drop like a rock. A stupid, stupid, stamina-less rock.
|Dane|Last island is right under those lava falls. Notice how your stamina drains the longer you glide.
}}

Flight Tutorial Use Flap
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|I said to FLAP YOUR WINGS, not just glide there! Try again, this time using a flap..
}}

Flight Tutorial Wall Jump
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Hey! You didn't fuck it up, good job!
|Dane|Now get up that cliff.  Don't worry if something looks too high, just keep on jumping off the wall.
|Dane|Remember to charge your jumps if you want to get up the cliff faster.
}}

Fly
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I can't leave the boss here...
|Kinzie|I can't leave the boss here...
}}
==Kiki Tomes==
 <nowiki>
Kiki_Tome_1
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|KiKi: Downtown looked like a shit hole when I first got here. {{br}}Viola: In all fairness, you were in hell. {{br}}KiKi: True.  But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity.  I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started.  I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative.  Soon, Cerberus Security was founded.
|Phone_Call|In all fairness, you were in hell.
|Phone_Call|True.  But where others saw a status quo, I saw opportunity.  I knew that if I wanted to revitalize Downtown I would need clout and capital... I just needed to find the right business venture to get started.  I looked at the market and saw that Sinterpol was the only game in town for defense and law enforcement, and knew I could create a powerful alternative.  Soon, Cerberus Security was founded.
}}

Kiki_Tome_2
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|KiKi: Viola and I always did everything together... {{br}}Viola: Played together... KiKi: Went to college together... {{br}}Viola: travelled together...{{br}} KiKi: Formed a criminal empire together... {{br}}Viola: I always thought that we would die together. {{br}}KiKi: Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one. {{br}}Viola: After you died all I had was revenge.  I never thought that I'd... Feel whole again?{{br}} KiKi: Yeah.{{br}} Viola: I love you sis. {{br}}KiKi: Me you too.
|Phone_Call|Played together...
|Phone_Call|Went to college together...
|Phone_Call|travelled together...
|Phone_Call|Formed a criminal empire together...
|Phone_Call|I always thought that we would die together.
|Phone_Call|Sorry V, beat you to the punch on that one.
|Phone_Call|After you died all I had was revenge.  I never thought that I'd...
|Phone_Call|Feel whole again?
|Phone_Call|Yeah.
|Phone_Call|I love you sis.
|Phone_Call|Me you too.
}}

Kiki_Tome_3
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Viola: By the time I showed up in hell Cerberus and Sinterpol were locked in a bitter fight for dominance of the marketplace. {{br}}KiKi: We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you. You would have pulled it out.{{br}} Viola: I'm not so sure - the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side.  I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclamation point on a plan.  With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world.
|Phone_Call|We never would have pulled ahead if it weren't for you.
|Phone_Call|You would have pulled it out.
|Phone_Call|I'm not so sure:  the strategy you put together was brilliant on both the martial and marketing side.  I'm good at getting things started, but you were the one who always put the exclaimination point on a plan.  With us reunited, It was only a matter of time before we were on top of the world.
}}

Kiki_Tome_4
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|KiKi: Revitalizing Downtown wasn't about profit. {{br}}Viola: It was kinda about profit.{{br}} KiKi: A little bit.{{br}} Viola: Like 50%.{{br}} KiKi: The point is that it was also about making an impact.  An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place.{{br}} Viola: Like Dane says: "Hells what you make it."
|Phone_Call|It was kinda about profit.
|Phone_Call|A little bit.
|Phone_Call|Like 50%
|Phone_Call|The point is that it was also about making an impact.  An eternity is a long time and we both wanted to carve out something beautiful in this terrible place.
|Phone_Call|Like Dane says: "Hells what you make it."
}}

Kiki_Tome_5
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|KiKi: Things were going perfectly.  Downtown was rebuilt in our image.  The money was rolling in.  We had an amazing penthouse... {{br}}Viola: But then something happened - Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengeance. {{br}}Kiki: They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus. Viola: Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who.
|Phone_Call|But then something happened: Sinterpol, who was long since relegated to obscurity, came back with a vengence.
|Phone_Call|They had new gear, new weapons, and new purpose: destroy Cerberus.
|Phone_Call|Someone is funding them...and we're going to find out who.
}}


Revenge[]

Revenge 01 -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|I don't wanna fight you Johnny...
|Dex|Bitch, who are you?!
}}

Revenge 02 -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|Enough's enough Gat!
|Dex|The fuck did I do to you?
}}

Revenge 03 -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|Johnny, stand with me and I'll let you live...
|Dex|The Saints think they can replace me with you?!
}}

Revenge 04 -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|You too dumb to figure it out Gat?  You backed the wrong horse...
|Dex|I was happy with people forgetting I exist, but motherfuckers always gotta bring up the past...
}}

Revenge 05 -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|You hate me for working for Ultor?  The fuck you think you're doing?
|Dex|Shoulda done your homework Kinzie... no one ever gets the best of me...
}}

Revenge 06 -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|I'm gonna prove I'm the better Saint...
|Dex|If you're smart you'll bail on the Saints like I did...
}}

Revenge 07 -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|I don't wanna fight you Johnny...
|Dex|I orchestrated Julius' death... you think I'm not ready for you?
}}

Revenge
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I'm not through with you Dex...
|Johnny_Gat|No one betrays the Saints...
|Johnny_Gat|No one takes a shot at the boss and gets away with it Dex...
|Johnny_Gat|So long Dex.
|Johnny_Gat|That was a long time coming.
|Johnny_Gat|Thought we forgot about you?
|Kinzie|*sigh* Oh revenge...
|Kinzie|Bye bye.
|Kinzie|Go to he- shit, that one doesn't work...
|Kinzie|I wonder if there's anyone down here Oleg hates...
|Kinzie|I would never pay someone to help me with revenge... I would do it all. By. Myself.
|Kinzie|That should make Dane happy...
}}


Drained[]

Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|When this is all over I don't suppose you'd be interested sharing some rum?
|Johnny_Gat|Fuck yeah I am...
}}

Drained Diversion Blackbeard Resuce - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|First the imps, then this... it's been a fortnight of indignity...
|Kinzie|I know how you feel... I had to wear a poodle skirt once...
}}

Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|You'll rue the day you dared to Shanghai the scourge of the seven seas!
|Johnny_Gat|You're goddamn right they will...
}}

Drained Diversion Blackbeard Torture - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|You imperialist dogs'll never break me...
|Kinzie|That's probably because they have no experience in enhanced interrogation... now if I were doing it...
}}

Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|God, that was worse than drinking well bourbon.
|Johnny_Gat|Way to keep things in perspective.
|Dane|Thanks man.
}}

Drained Diversion Dane Resuce - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|I owe you a raise...
|Kinzie|You don't pay me.
|Dane|Even better.
}}

Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|FUUUUUCCCCKK Don't mind me... just... feel free to kill these bastards... I'll be right here...
|Johnny_Gat|Don't die on me Dane!
|Dane|Not planning on it!
}}

Drained Diversion Dane Torture - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|GAHHHHHH!  I'm no good to you dead Kinzie, remember that!
|Kinzie|I know, I know...
}}

Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|Kill all those motherfuckers....
|Johnny_Gat|Oh don't worry...
}}

Drained Diversion Kiki Resuce - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|Thank you Kinzie... we're like sisters now...
|Kinzie|Yes...
}}

Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|If you hurt my sister so help me GAHHHH!
|Johnny_Gat|I'm coming Kiki!
}}

Drained Diversion Kiki Torture - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Kiki|When my sister and I are free you are GAHHHHH!
|Kinzie|Let go of her!
}}

Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|For he today that sheds his blood with shall be my brother...
|Johnny_Gat|Fuck yeah, Henry Vee
|Shakespeare|The fifth.
|Johnny_Gat|You lost me.
}}

Drained Diversion Shakespeare Resuce - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|His pallor returning to his cheeks, The Bard inquires how he can show his thanks to Kinzie Kensington.
|Kinzie|I want in your spy ring.
|Shakespeare|The Bard looks at his new protégé, a wicked smile stitching across his lips as he thinks of the possibilities.  A new Tragedy is in the making. Annnnd scene.
}}

Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|Lights Up: The bard is painfully having his soul ripped free of his body, silently he prays for a death that will never come...
|Johnny_Gat|I'm gonna save you Bill, but you gotta stop fucking monologuing!
}}

Drained Diversion Shakespeare Torture - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Shakespeare|Enter: a young maiden, loyal and true, eager to save The Bard.  Is she motivated by friendship?  By pragmatism?  Who is to say what our heroine is thinking...
|Kinzie|Wow.
}}

Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|Thanks...listen, about the Syndicate trying to kill you...
|Johnny_Gat|Eh, don't worry about it...besides I'm still alive, you're died on Earth, I figure it's a wash...
|Suko|Makes sense.
}}

Drained Diversion Viola Resuce - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|I knew you'd save me.
|Kinzie|Who else is going to teach me how to wash my hair.
}}

Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|You...can't...make me...beg...AGGHHHHH!
|Johnny_Gat|That lady's tougher than she looks...
}}

Drained Diversion Viola Torture - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|Kinzie!  Help me, please!
|Kinzie|Viola!
}}

Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|There is much work to do...
|Johnny_Gat|You're tellin' me...
}}

Drained Diversion Vlad Resuce - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|Thank you Ms. Kensington, I am in your debt...
|Kinzie|Yep.
}}

Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|Gat!  Release me so I can mount these ingrates around my castle...
|Johnny_Gat|My pleasure...
}}

Drained Diversion Vlad Torture - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|The wipers on the bus go "swish swish swish" "swish swish swish" "swish swish swish"...
|Kinzie|That's evil.
}}

Drained intro
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Alright, Jezebel went back home... she's gonna let us know when she can sneak you in.  In the meantime let's- wait someone's he- HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU FUCKING TROGLYADYTE?
|Dark_Inciter|We have your friends, mortal... and they will writhe until their screams no longer please us.
}}

Drained
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Hang tight Dane, I'm coming!
|Kinzie|Dane, remember your corporate abduction training!
}}

Activities[]


 Reverse Ambulance
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|*happy whistling*
 |Johnny_Gat|Good times had by all... except, ya know... the guy I hit...
 |Johnny_Gat|It's the little things that keep me happy...
 |Johnny_Gat|Run 'em down!
 |Johnny_Gat|That was awesome!
 |Johnny_Gat|That was too easy.
 |Kinzie|Happy birthday to me...
 |Kinzie|Like bowling... with a murder car.
 |Kinzie|Maniacal Laughter
 |Kinzie|That was fantastic!
 |Kinzie|This completes me.
 |Kinzie|This is too much fun!
 }}


 Salvation -
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|Can't save 'em until I destroy that shield...
 |Johnny_Gat|Gotta blast through that shield!
 |Johnny_Gat|I need to destroy that shield to save 'em...
 |Johnny_Gat|That must be the shield Dane was talking about... gotta blast it.
 |Kinzie|I can destroy that shield with a blast...
 |Kinzie|I need to blast through that shield...
 |Kinzie|I should be able to blast through that shield...
 |Kinzie|These rising souls are protected by some sort of energy field.
 }}

 Salvation - Combo
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|Gotta catch more souls before I touch down...
 |Johnny_Gat|Gotta keep the flow going...
 |Johnny_Gat|Now's the time to collect as many souls as I can...
 |Johnny_Gat|Things are starting to look up...
 |Kinzie|Great; now I need to keep the momentum going...
 |Kinzie|I gotta keep this combo going!
 |Kinzie|Now's the time to collect as many souls as I can...
 |Kinzie|Time to collect some souls!
 |Johnny_Gat|Damn it, gotta build up the combo again...
 |Johnny_Gat|I lose the combo when I touch the ground?  How gamey is that?
 |Johnny_Gat|If I wanna keep the momentum going, I gotta stay in the air...
 |Johnny_Gat|Shit... had a good thing going there...
 |Kinzie|Damn it, need to start the combo over...
 |Kinzie|I built my combo up before, I can do it again...
 |Kinzie|I lose my combo because I land?  That's pretty arbitrary...
 |Kinzie|The combo was nice while it lasted...
 }}

 Salvation
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|I got this...
 |Johnny_Gat|Just send me to Miramar...
 |Johnny_Gat|Tight fit.
 |Johnny_Gat|Wish the boss could see me now...
 |Kinzie|All those flight sims came in handy...
 |Kinzie|Does this count as sports?
 |Kinzie|Light it up!
 |Kinzie|That's gotta be worth something!
 }}

 Salvation Soul
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|Damn it...
 |Johnny_Gat|Hope that guy gets a do-over.
 |Johnny_Gat|Sorry!
 |Johnny_Gat|Well, he was probably a bad guy anyway.
 |Kinzie|Errr, whoops
 |Kinzie|Missed one, whoops.
 |Kinzie|We'll just not mention that to anyone.
 |Kinzie|Who gets second chances anyway...
 |Johnny_Gat|Gotcha!
 |Johnny_Gat|Johnny Gat, Soul Saver.
 |Johnny_Gat|Say hi to the big guy for me...
 |Johnny_Gat|Thank me later...
 |Kinzie|Gotcha!
 |Kinzie|Hang on!
 |Kinzie|Let's get you outta here...
 |Kinzie|You're safe!
 }}

 Extraction Gain
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|Have to gain control of all three.
 |Johnny_Gat|It's mine now.
 |Johnny_Gat|This one's secure...
 |Kinzie|Alright, onto the next one...
 |Kinzie|Got it locked down...
 |Kinzie|Secured!
 }}

 Extraction Lost
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|*sigh* not again...
 |Johnny_Gat|Damn it, lost control...
 |Johnny_Gat|Gotta retake that point...
 |Kinzie|Come on!  I just cleaned that!
 |Kinzie|Get away from there!
 |Kinzie|I'm losing it!
 }}

 Altar Activation Hint
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|The Halo has to have some way to activate this thing...
 |Kinzie|There's gotta be a power that can activate this thing...
 |Johnny_Gat|When in doubt, blast the fucking thing.
 |Kinzie|Maybe I should try blasting it...
 |Johnny_Gat|Maybe I can crush this thing...
 |Kinzie|The symbol is trying to say something.
 |Johnny_Gat|I should summon one of Gat's Little Helpers... they probably know what to do...
 |Kinzie|Time to call in the boys...
 }}

 Altar Activation Not
 {{Dialogue|
 |Johnny_Gat|Now that's a pretty impressive chunk of stone.  Wonder how to turn it on?
 |Johnny_Gat|Oooo, ancient stone altar.  Wonder what it does?
 |Johnny_Gat|This looks old... and expensive.
 |Kinzie|Quite the contraption, maybe we should look around...
 |Kinzie|That's quite the altar, I wonder what it's for.
 |Kinzie|Why can't these things come with an on button?
 }}

Misc[]

Armored
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|And now a quick drop-off...
|Johnny_Gat|Gotta get this someplace safe...
|Johnny_Gat|I kinda want to keep this baby.
|Johnny_Gat|Now this brings me back.
|Johnny_Gat|This seemed like a better idea when people weren't trying to kill me...
|Johnny_Gat|Who builds these fucking things?
|Kinzie|Alright... try not to fly through the windshield...
|Kinzie|My sister wants this...
|Kinzie|Ok... what would Johnny do...
|Kinzie|Shouldn't be to hard to get this outta here...
|Kinzie|This is for you Viola...
|Kinzie|Time to get this to Viola and Kiki...
}}

Blackbeard
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Hey Blackbeard, are you going to do something or just stand there and get mauled!
|Kinzie|Get your head in the game Blackbeard, I need your help!
}}

Brimstone Cloud
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Come, find me, mortal.
|Satan|I'm waiting for you Gat...
|Satan|Look upon my works and despair...
|Satan|Lost the will to fight?
|Satan|They call me the deceiver for a reason.
}}

Facepalm
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|I heard from Jezebel: she's ready to sneak you in
}}

Find Sloth - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Good job bringing more people into our little "I hate Satan club", why don't you take a rest.
|Johnny_Gat|Not interested, I got more shit to blow up.
|Phone_Call|I'm just saying I got a lead on where you can find a very nice chair.
|Johnny_Gat|I just told-
|Phone_Call|It has guns.
|Johnny_Gat|I'm in.
}}

Find Sloth - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Congratulations on making so many new friends, you're really growing as a person.
|Kinzie|It's exhausting.
|Phone_Call|You should take a break, you deserve it.
|Kinzie|I don't take breaks.
|Phone_Call|Could you make an exception for an armchair with guns?
|Kinzie|Yes. Yes I could.
}}

Find Sloth Rooftop - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Alright, where's the chair?
|Phone_Call|I don't know.
|Johnny_Gat|Oh for fuck's sake Dane...
|Phone_Call|Look, I got you this far, just search the rooftops, ok?
}}

Find Sloth Rooftop - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Alright, the chair should be nearby... check out the rooftops.
|Kinzie|Got it.
}}

Gallows Intro
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|So you're the new boss, huh?
|Gallows_Dodger|Johnny Gat: For decades, the denizons of hell have cursed you for being the man responsible for sending them to their eternal torment...and with every tale of your brutality my interest was piqued.   My name is Gallows Dodger, and it is an honor to be a gun wielded by an artist such as yourself... I must say, the murder of Shogo Akuji was particularly inspired.
|Johnny_Gat|We're going to get along just fine.
|Kinzie|Why is my gun talking to me...
|Gallows_Dodger|Exquisite.
|Gallows_Dodger|Calling me a gun is like calling Jesus some dude in sandals.
|Kinzie|What are you?
|Gallows_Dodger|I'm a gun.
|Kinzie|But you just-
|Gallows_Dodger|I have a name, asshole.  They call me Gallows Dodger.
|Kinzie|Well "Gallows Dodger", maybe you should talk nicer to the person who can toss you into lava.
|Gallows_Dodger|Look, let's start over... I'm just a little antsy because I haven't killed anyone in a few minutes.
|Kinzie|Gat's gonna love you.
}}

Gallows Monologue
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|Earlier when I said I was a gun, I really sold myself short.  I'm so much more.  I'm the very spirit of murder.  Over centuries I've moved from whatever weapon was en vogue.  A rock.   A bronzed spear.  A sword.  A hangmans noose.  A... you get the idea.
|Gallows_Dodger|Blackbeard was an acceptable master, but his cruelty wsa blunt and straightforward, like a teenager fornicating for the first time.  Now Pike... there was a special individal... a religious zealot who used me to crush the skulls of non-believers of their long since forgotten god.
|Gallows_Dodger|A musician named Sam Scanlon wielded me as a knife to murder a rival that stole his one song of value.  It was a petty act, but the raw emotion made me smile.  Afterwards Scanlon felt crushed by guilt and ran me across his own throat.
|Gallows_Dodger|I was there at Stonehenge, wielded by a woman known only as Keylith.  She would drive me clear through the flesh of her victims onto the altar on which they lay... all as a tribute to the moon she prayed too, and woods that kept her safe at night.
|Gallows_Dodger|For a spell I inhabied a giant tree branch that was wielded by a caveman. His name was Grog.  Unsuprisingly we didn't have great conversations.
|Gallows_Dodger|Percy was an upstart cowboy who saw themselves as the next billy the kid.  His hubris was unmatched, travelling from town to town... challenging anyone to a duel.  He murdered 131 cowboys before he was strangled in his sleep.
|Gallows_Dodger|In ancient rome, Tiberius was a philosopher and senator that was peerless in his ambition.  I was his gladius... and when any would challenge his thoughts or his rise to power, I would find myself through the backs of his rivals family.
|Gallows_Dodger|Oh sweet sweet Vex... she was an odd girl with a strange facination with bears.  She would lurk in forrests, murdering any hunters that dared to pray on her surrogate children.  Eventually she was gunned down by the police, I was sad.  I liked her.  Fortunately she had a twin brother named Vax who was eager to pick up where she left off.
|Gallows_Dodger|Before Earth was destroyed I was locked away in a museum archieve...I was worried that I would never kill again, thank god Zinyak obliterated the planet, otherwise I'd never have a chance to ply my trade again.
|Gallows_Dodger|Across the catwalks of the City of Lights, a young supermodel known only as "Saga" rose to prominance, a media icon and beloved by designers in Europe.  That is of course, until Isla came to town.  Enraged at falling out of favor, she wielded me as a straight razor... little Saga didn't go on many go-sees after I was through with her...
|Gallows_Dodger|While you knew him as a calm and collected stratagist... in the years following his departure from Stilwater, Dex became consumed with the fact that he was forgotten.  While more and more individuals flocked to the Saints, only those that had paid attention from the beginning knew who he was.  This resentment was twisted to rage, and soon he saught me out to be a tool for vengence.
}}

generic flight
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Let's try that again.
|Dane|Ok, now fly to the island below you
|Dane|Ok, now fly to the island in front of you.
|Dane|Ok, now fly to the island over there.
|Dane|Ok, now fly up there.
}}

Genki
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Genki... I'm coming for you...
|Johnny_Gat|Genki: only one of us is walking away from this...
|Johnny_Gat|Of course the Man-Cat is down here...
|Kinzie|Alright, Genki... it's just me and you. Let's do this!
|Kinzie|I could never prove it was you Genki... but the government isn't around to protect you this time.
|Kinzie|Tonight I kill the Man-Cat.
}}

Glyph Chest
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Please be guns... please be guns...
|Johnny_Gat|This better be good...
|Johnny_Gat|What do we have here...
|Kinzie|If Blackbeard really wanted to protect this thing he would have came up with better encryption...
|Kinzie|Oooo another birthday present...
|Kinzie|Say what you will about Blackbeard. That guy knows how to fill up a treasure chest.
}}

Glyph Collected
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|And that's the last one! Time to open that chest!
|Johnny_Gat|Gotta get to that chest now that I've found all the glyphs.
|Johnny_Gat|Too easy. Now I just need to remember where that chest was hidden.
|Kinzie|Got all the glyphs...
|Kinzie|Let's see what Blackbeard was hiding...
|Kinzie|Time to open that chest...
}}

Glyph
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Another clue...
|Johnny_Gat|Blackbeard kinda sucks at hiding these things.
|Johnny_Gat|This treasure better be worth it...
|Kinzie|Another clue...
|Kinzie|I should find 'em all in no time...
|Kinzie|Oh look, the Bedard algorithm... how pedestrian...
|Johnny_Gat|Gotta find the glyphs to open this...
|Johnny_Gat|Of course it's locked...
|Johnny_Gat|These things better not be a bitch to find....
|Kinzie|If I can break into government infrastructure I can break into a wooden box.
|Kinzie|If I wanna open this I need to find those glyphs...
|Kinzie|Psh- locked treasure chest, that won't last long...
}}

Grant Power -
{{Dialogue|
|Vlad|I bestow upon you the Stygian Cold Fire...
}}

Grant Power
{{Dialogue|
|Suko|You helped us, now let us help you.
|Kiki|Here's a little something made popular by another group of sisters: The Gorgons.
}}

Grant
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|I grant ye the ability to Summon my crew whenever they're needed...
|Shakespeare|And so, Shakespeare called forth the Deus Ex Machina to bestow our protagonist with the arcane power of Force Stomp.
}}

Halo Complete
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Good job powering up that Halo: now use those arcane powers to raise some hell.  Remember, it doesn't matter what you do: kill  demons, take over territory, do jobs for our allies... so long as you're making a move against Satan's forces he'll eventually notice you.
}}

HB Checkpoint
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|*whoo*
|Kinzie|Arrived.
|Kinzie|Doin' just fine...
|Kinzie|Just keep it up, Kinzie...
|Kinzie|Made it.
|Kinzie|That was a good time.
|Kinzie|The only way to travel.
|Kinzie|This isn't so tough...
}}

Head Hunter
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|*chuckles*
|Johnny_Gat|Ouch.
|Johnny_Gat|Right between the eyes.
|Johnny_Gat|Still got it?  Shit, I never lost it...
|Johnny_Gat|That one's going in the dream journal...
|Johnny_Gat|Whoops.
|Kinzie|Bye-bye...
|Kinzie|Hope Johnny was watching...
|Kinzie|If Gat can do it, so can I...
|Kinzie|Nothing to it...
|Kinzie|So long...
|Kinzie|Yeah ok, that was pretty neat.
}}

Help Nag
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|These barrens aren't going to cleanse themselves! A little help, if you please...
|Phone_Call|I know your best friend is trapped in hell, and that sucks and all... but I could really use your expertise over here in the Forge.
|Phone_Call|Hey, remember that time Sinterpol tried to kill us?  How about we return the favor...
|Phone_Call|Shakespeare calls on his new allies for aid: for without it, the story will not reach it's ultimate conclusion.
|Phone_Call|There is much work to be done, but with your help the screams of my betrayers will echo through the slums...
}}

Help
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|These barrens aren't going to cleanse themselves! A little help, if you please...
|Dane|I know your best friend is trapped in hell, and that sucks and all... but I could really use your expertise over here in the Forge.
|Kiki|Hey, remember that time Sinterpol tried to kill us?  How about we return the favor...
|Shakespeare|Shakespeare calls on his new allies for aid: for without it, the story will not reach it's ultimate conclusion.
|Vlad|There is much work to be done, but with your help the screams of my betrayers will echo through the slums...
}}

human shield -
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|Don't you get it?  Dane is using you, work with me...
|Dex|Let's not do anything crazy...
|Dex|You're upset, I get that. Let's talk things out...
}}

Island Complete -
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|The Barrens is ours!  Now to start pressing souls into our service... soon The Queen Anne's Revenge will be a thing to be feared again!
|Phone_Call|Thanks for helping me secure the Forge... if you're still in hell next fiscal year I'll give you a nice bonus
|Phone_Call|Great job taking back Downtown... Viola is paranoid about another coup is coming, but I'm planning on having some champagne with Dane to celebrate...
|Phone_Call|With the Entertainment District secure, Shakespeare's heart filled with joy and his mind raced with ideas of the stories he could now tell... perhaps finally, Trinket the Bear will receive the requiem the loyal animal truly deserved.
|Phone_Call|The slums are again mine to command.  In time all of hell will know that I am not a man to be trifled with... but more importantly I will not forget the part you played in this.  I will scour Hell for your enemies and they will writhe.
}}


Kill
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|God that felt good.
|Gallows_Dodger|I never get sick of doing that...
|Johnny_Gat|Arch-Duke... more like Arch- fuck it, you get the idea...
|Johnny_Gat|Better luck next time...
|Johnny_Gat|Go to Hell...ok that one worked out better in my head.
|Johnny_Gat|Hard to find good help...
|Johnny_Gat|I could do this all night...
|Johnny_Gat|I should have gotten on the demon killing train years ago...
|Johnny_Gat|I'll put every single one of you back in a box...
|Johnny_Gat|Satan's gotta try harder than that...
|Johnny_Gat|Send my regards to your boss.
|Johnny_Gat|Shoulda known who you were messing with...
|Johnny_Gat|That the best Hell's got?
|Johnny_Gat|The Devil better step up his game...
|Johnny_Gat|This outta get the Devil's attention...
|Johnny_Gat|Well that was fun...
}}

Lost
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|The Halo's not working!
|Johnny_Gat|This bubble thing is draining my power!
|Kinzie|The Halo's not working!
|Kinzie|This energy is draining my power!
}}

Loyalty Complete -
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Well done, matey! Now to fix the damage those blasted imps did to my ship.
|Dane|Great work... Ultor's moving into the territory you freed up and we're already seeing a difference:  I can't wait to see what happens when we own it all.
|Kiki|Great job, Sinterpol is on the ropes... keep the pressure on and downtown will be ours in no time.
|Shakespeare|Shakespeare's Tragedies moved throughout the entertainment District, eagerly awaiting their masters next command.
|Vlad|Thanks to you my name is feared once more.  I am in your debt.
}}

Loyalty Mission
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|Now it's time to sit back, grab a drink and watch Satan squirm.
|Dane|Thanks for the help...nice to know those guys won't be bothering me for a couple hundred years...
|Blackbeard|Dane says that stealing the wages from the Extraction Facility has profoundly impacted Satan's economy. Take out the remaining facilities to really cripple him.
|Dane|Listen, I know you're all hellbent on saving the president.  I get it.  But if you're interested I got a errands I need help with... I promise it'll be worth your time...
}}

Loyalty Start -
{{Dialogue|
|Blackbeard|The Barrens is the perfect staging grounds for all manner of operations against Satan... but first we have to secure it.
|Dane|The Forge is prime real-estate in hell... this smoggy shit hole is located over the richest mineral veins in the afterlife.  You want to hurt Hell's infrastructure? Here's where you do it.
|Kiki|My sister and I built this downtown, and we're not giving it up without a fight.
|Shakespeare|Shakespeare secretly longed for overt control of the Entertainment District, if only someone could act on behalf of the thoughts he kept to himself.
|Vlad|I demand retribution for the violation of my home... scour the slums for those responsible.
}}

Machinima Mode Drained
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Alright, Jezebel went back home... she's gonna let us know when she can sneak you in.  In the meantime let's- wait someone's he- HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU FUCKING TROGLYADYTE?
|Dark_Inciter|We have your friends, mortal... and they will writhe until their screams no longer please us.
}}

Marshaling Ground
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|Can you feel that?  There's murder in the air...
|Gallows_Dodger|This'll be fun...
|Johnny_Gat|Come on out so I can put a bullet in your fucking face!
|Johnny_Gat|Come out, come out, where ever you are.
|Johnny_Gat|This place looks cozy...
|Johnny_Gat|Time to put an Arch-Duke to sleep...
|Johnny_Gat|You gonna show up or what, I gotta schedule to keep...
}}


Meet Jezebel
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|You two might want to swing by the Ultor building... you have a visitor...
}}

misc - player
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Akuji's gotta be here somewhere...
|Johnny_Gat|Dane can't be the only person with an angle down here in hell...
|Johnny_Gat|Every hour I spend in hell is one more hour Matt isn't trying to get me to play in his NyteBlayde role playing thing...
|Johnny_Gat|Hate to admit it, but Dane's growing on me...
|Johnny_Gat|Hope the Boss is ok...
|Johnny_Gat|I can't wait to punch Satan in the face...
|Johnny_Gat|I gotta find Dex and shoot him in the face.
|Johnny_Gat|I gotta say, I'm pretty spry for a guy who was shot in the knee with a shotgun....
|Johnny_Gat|I hope Shaundi hasn't murderd Matt...
|Johnny_Gat|I like this place... no soft targets...
|Johnny_Gat|I should find a phone book. I wanna look up a few people while I am down here.
|Johnny_Gat|I wonder if Mr. Sunshine has a head down here...
|Johnny_Gat|I'd never say this to the Boss... but sometimes I wish I could just start over.  Tabula Rasa.  A whole new plot.  An entirely different life.
|Johnny_Gat|If Zinyak had a Spirit Board that could send us to hell, what other toys does he have lying around...
|Johnny_Gat|Just when I thought things couldn't get weirder...
|Johnny_Gat|Kinzie kind of scares me.
|Johnny_Gat|Maybe I should pick up another hobby outside of Murder...
|Johnny_Gat|My favorite part murdering is the murdering part...
|Johnny_Gat|No one took me to hell on my birthday...
|Johnny_Gat|On the one hand: Hell. On the other hand: guilt free murder.
|Johnny_Gat|One day I'm going to catch that fucking ghost bus.
|Johnny_Gat|People say "jump the shark" like it's a bad thing...
|Johnny_Gat|Satan's not gonna win...
|Johnny_Gat|So... hell has stripmalls... makes sense.
|Johnny_Gat|The afterlife is an amazing thing... like: I killed someone on Earth... and now I get a chance to kill them again... it's like a gift that keeps on giving...
|Johnny_Gat|The Boss would do the same for any of us...
|Johnny_Gat|The rest of Saints gotta see this place...
|Johnny_Gat|There's a whoollllle lotta hand waving going on down here...
|Johnny_Gat|Things have definitely taken a turn since Stilwater...
|Johnny_Gat|This should be an annual thing: like a fishing vacation where you kill the shit out of people.
|Johnny_Gat|Well, there's no Nyteblayde down here, so Hell's not all bad...
|Johnny_Gat|Where do all these fucks go after I kill them?
|Johnny_Gat|With Matt running things on the ship, I think I'm better off down here...
|Johnny_Gat|Won't lie.  Apotheosis has always been on my bucket list.
|Kinzie|Are we just assuming Satan rules because he's the strongest?  I mean, in some animal groups that works, but, come on, it's no way to run a society.  I would go with a meritocracy, personally, but then, of course, I'd rule it -- and I don't want those kind of headaches, right?
|Kinzie|At some point repopulating the human race is going to come up and I'm just saying don't look at me.
|Kinzie|Have you noticed that everyone in Hell speaks the same language?  Talk about homogeny.  I mean, where's the cultural diversity?  It feels a little weird, to be honest.
|Kinzie|Hell should really be more color-blind friendly...
|Kinzie|Hell wouldn't be so bad if I could get a decent WIFI signal...
|Kinzie|I don't care if she's been reunited with Kiki... Viola and I are still sisters...
|Kinzie|I feel like we spend a lot of time down here coming up for analogies about how Hell is better than other places on earth, but lets be real: Hell kinda sucks.
|Kinzie|I have wings... why the hell am I standing around...
|Kinzie|I know this is supposed to be eternal punishment or something, but I've been to Reno, so this place feels kinda nice.
|Kinzie|I like Jane Austen, but if she tells me to get married one more time I'm putting her in the airlock...
|Kinzie|I miss my sanctum...
|Kinzie|I never got to try that cake Zinjai made....
|Kinzie|I wish Matt was here.  Like, not to visit.  Just rotting here.
|Kinzie|I wish there was a way to find some metrics as to who gets sent down here...
|Kinzie|I wonder if this means I'm dead?  I mean, you know, like really dead -- not like shitty comic book dead.
|Kinzie|I wonder what hell is going to do now... I mean, with Earth blown-up, it's not like there's going to be a huge influx of people.  And with me wandering around clearing out demons and souls and stuff, I would think this place is gonna get vacant soon.
|Kinzie|If Matt thinks he can take the trivia night chalice because I'm not around to defend it he's got another thing coming....
|Kinzie|I'll take the Demonic Horde over the White House press corps any day of the week...
|Kinzie|I'm going to be honest, Hell's kind of a sausage party, isn't it?
|Kinzie|I'm just saying: I'd fuck Dane.
|Kinzie|It's too hot to wear my hoodie...
|Kinzie|Johnny keeps telling me I need to play Volleyball... I don't know what that is but I'm assuming it involves guns.
|Kinzie|Pierce is really into mani-pedi's....
|Kinzie|Say what you want about the Saints... but at least they let you play as a woman...
|Kinzie|Somehow I doubt that the people down here respect safewords...
|Kinzie|These wings are pretty cool. I wonder where they go when we land. Maybe that's what your appendix is for...
|Kinzie|This is one weird birthday...
|Kinzie|Ya know, he may be the prince of darkness, but he picked out some great stationary for that wedding invitation...
|Kinzie|Yep, here we are, tits deep in Hell and just hangin' out.  Yep, just standing aorund -- not doing anything, watching Hell be all evil.  Can't think of anything better to do...
}}


Open World Facepalm Lead In - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I knew she'd come through. Be right there.
}}

Open World Facepalm Lead In - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|Sounds good. I'll be there soon.
}}

Open World Jezebel Lead In - Gat
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|You might want to swing by the Ultor building; there's someone here you need to meet...
|Johnny_Gat|On my way.
}}

Open World Jezebel Lead In - Kinzie
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|You might want to swing by the Ultor building; there's someone here you need to meet...
|Kinzie|Alright.
}}


Open World
{{Dialogue|
|1345181894|Remember, everything you do gets us a little bit closer to getting Satan's attention, and that translates into rescuing the boss.
|Dane|Remember, everything you do gets us a little bit closer to getting Satan's attention, and the sooner we can do that: the sooner we can rescue The President
|Dane|Alright now go out there... have fun.  Kill some people.  But don't forget to meet up with those contacts I told you about.   They're powerful friends to have... you'll be happy you did.
}}

Post
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Thanks for saving us... now go kick Satan's ass.
|Dane|Uhhhh we have a problem.
}}

Post Face
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Try to look on the bright side... at least the boss doesn't have to marry Satan's daughter right?
}}

Power
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|You really should look to finding those guys I told you about...  you're missing out on a lot of opportunities
}}

Satan Command Call
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|I am Satan, the First, the Fallen.
|Phone_Call|The Audacity!
}}

Satan
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|I got this!
|Kinzie|He's all yours, Johnny.
}}



Sin Orb
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Didn't make it to your little drain now, did ya?!
|Johnny_Gat|Gotcha!
|Johnny_Gat|Nonono... you're not getting away...
|Johnny_Gat|Thought you could get away from me, huh?
|Kinzie|And I thought money on Earth was dirty...
|Kinzie|Not so fast, buddy!
|Kinzie|Psh, I've been following money trails since I was 6...
|Kinzie|So those things are harvested for currency? Hell is fucked up!
}}

Sit in
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|*sigh* life is good...
|Kinzie|ooooo  comfy.
|Kinzie|So this is what it's like to not sit cross-leggeded...
}}

Sloth
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|An arm chair with guns... why didn't I think of that...
|Kinzie|Not sure how I feel about the plaid.
}}

Soul Prison -
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|I raided a Sinterpol office and found information on where The President is being kept... evidently they've been trapped in some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace.  Breaking in is an impossibility, you're best bet to save them is to continue to try to draw Satan out of the palace.
|Phone_Call|We called in some favors and found The President... they've been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace: the only way you're going to save them is by drawing Satan out, so keep doing what you're doing.
|Phone_Call|The Bard gives exposition which reveals that The President has been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace. The only way for our protagonist to save them is to draw Satan out by continuing their actions in hell.
|Phone_Call|I've been tormenting every Sinterpol agent I could find in hopes of finding The President's location... it would seem they've been trapped inside some sort of Soul Crystal inside Satan's palace: the only way you're going to save them is by drawing Satan out, so keep doing what you're doing.
}}

Speeding
{{Dialogue|
|Johnny_Gat|Move it, outta the way!
|Johnny_Gat|Not sure where I'm going, but I'm making GREAT time!
|Johnny_Gat|Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
|Johnny_Gat|This things got some hustle!
|Johnny_Gat|Why am I doing this again?!
|Kinzie|Bad idea, BAD IDEA!
|Kinzie|Make a hole, people, comin' through!
|Kinzie|Of course there aren't seat belts.
|Kinzie|Watch it people!
|Kinzie|Why am I doing this again?
}}

Spire
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Sorry I missed out on the singing, I was busy checking out the DEMONIC ANTI-AIR SPIRES that Satan deployed.  We need to talk about how you're gonna take them out.
|Johnny_Gat|Get the fuck outta here...
|Johnny_Gat|Give me that...
|Johnny_Gat|I'm sick of this shit...
|Johnny_Gat|That doesn't get old...
|Johnny_Gat|You didn't need this, did ya?
|Johnny_Gat|You won't be shooting me down anymore.
|Kinzie|Euyck.
|Kinzie|Fuck off...
|Kinzie|I'm sick of your shit!
|Kinzie|It's like changing a fleshy power source...
|Kinzie|Stop bothering me!
|Kinzie|We're done.
}}

Super Happy
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|You did it, you conquered hell... now why don't you swing by the Ultor building to see what the future of the afterlife is going to look like.
}}

Teleshield
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Away with you!
|Satan|Haah,  I think not.
|Satan|I don't think so, mortal.
|Satan|I like you better over there.
|Satan|You will not touch me.
}}

threat - alert (group
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|I'm done playin' around!
|Dex|You don't have a chance against us!
|Dex|You want me?  Well you found me, bitch...
}}

threat - alert (solo
{{Dialogue|
|Dex|Die, bitch!
|Dex|I can take you!
|Dex|Say hi to Lin for me...
|Dex|The Saints can't help you here!
|Dex|Troy get's a pass, and you come after me?
|Dex|You think I was just some grammer nazi, I can fight bitch!
}}

threat - player driver
{{Dialogue|
|Kinzie|Don't mind if I do.
}}

Threat Alert Group Attack
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Bring me his head, you may keep the rest.
|Satan|Burn the flesh, but bring me the soul.
|Satan|Go my minions...
|Satan|Here is where you die!
|Satan|I have a wedding to preside over, destroy him.
|Satan|I tire of this...
|Satan|Kill this one, and quickly.
|Satan|Tear him apart.
|Satan|This one was not invited to the festivities.
|Satan|We are legion, mortal, you have no chance.
}}

Threat Alert Solo Attack
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Bow before me and you'll die quickly.
|Satan|Enough, I will end this.
|Satan|I am Satan, the First, the Fallen.
|Satan|I am the god of this land, mortal.
|Satan|I have eternity with which to punish you.
|Satan|Mortal, you have annoyed me long enough.
|Satan|On the day of my daughter's wedding?
|Satan|You could have been my son!
|Satan|You've had your fun Mr. Gat...now die!
}}

Threat Damage Received
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Admirable attempt.
|Satan|Cease this scrabbling and die.
|Satan|contemptuous snort Please.
|Satan|I am invincible.
|Satan|low laughter You strike ME?  SATAN?
|Satan|Stop this, it is embarassing.
|Satan|The audacity!
|Satan|The gazelle hunts the lion?  I think not.
|Satan|This is nothing.
|Satan|You DARE?!
}}

Threat driver
{{Dialogue|
|Gallows_Dodger|Come on... kill him...
|Gallows_Dodger|Please let me shoot them...
|Gallows_Dodger|That guy got off lucky.
|Gallows_Dodger|Wasted opportunity...
}}

Threat Knocked Down Target
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Don't tell me you've died already.
|Satan|Stay on your knees, it suits you.
}}

Torment Fraud Monologue
{{Dialogue|
|Jane_Austen|While his wife Laura was admitted into heaven, the Heavenly Father was less forgiving of poor Tobias, who's shirtless antics as a crazed drug dealer firmly earned him a place inside the great Inferno.  However, ever the optimist, Tobias tried to look on the bright side of being transformed into a Husk... after all, while the removal of his signature dreadlocks was a disappointment, he was finally free from having to wear pants ever again.  But while perpetual commando appealed to Tobias, he still yearned for Laura and her delightful snickerdoodles.  Touched by his story, and terrified by his demeanor, Legal Lee worked with renewed purpose to unite the two lovers.
|Jane_Austen|Dante said that the deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers, and as such it should come as no surprise that Troy Bradshaw found himself in the depths of hell.  However, in the case of Mr. Bradshaw, Legal Lee was confident that he could find a way to game the system.  After all, Troy betrayed the Saints because of his obligations to the Stilwater PD... and later, Troy turned his back on his fellow policemen because of a sense of obligation he had to The Saints.  He was a man conflicted, and while "The road to hell is paved with good intentions", ultimately even in perdition it would be cruel to punish a man for eternity for doing what they sincerely believed to be the right thing.
|Jane_Austen|Luz was a woman with impeccable taste in shoes, but horrible judgment when it came to men.  Once the girlfriend of Stilwater drug kingpin Angelo Lopez, Luz found herself bouncing from one Columbian drug Czar to the next... she knew what she was doing was wrong, but let's be honest, who can really afford red sole stilettos without a little drug money.  But here in the fiery pit, with her possessions stripped bare, she had time to reflect on her past choices and realize her mistakes.  Legal Lee saw a penitent woman, and was compelled to help her.  Of course, she could have been totally unrepentant and Legal Lee would still have helped her, but at least a lesson was learned.
}}




Vending machine
{{Dialogue|
|Dane|Check out the vending machine near the Ultor building.  Is it a special vending machine?  No.  Have you bought stuff from a store already?  Probably.  But I would be remised as your guide if I didn't show you the basics.
|Phone_Call|Check out the vending machine near the Ultor building.  Is it a special vending machine?  No.  Have you bought stuff from a store already?  Probably.  But I would be remised as your guide if I didn't show you the basics.
}}


warden - how to
{{Dialogue|
|Phone_Call|Attacking its shields with powers will help.
|Phone_Call|Don't forget, powers get the shield down.
|Phone_Call|If its shields are up, use your powers.
|Phone_Call|Its shields are vulnerable to your powers.
|Phone_Call|Powers will take the shield down.
|Phone_Call|You can't get through its shields without using your powers.
|Phone_Call|You have powers, use them on the shields.
|Phone_Call|You have to use your powers to get rid of its shields.
|Phone_Call|You need to use your powers to take down its shields.
|Phone_Call|Your powers will take down its shields.
}}

Wing Cocoon
{{Dialogue|
|Satan|Enough.  Minions, finish him.
|Satan|Even now, I grow stronger once more.
|Satan|Hunt them like dogs!
|Satan|I am immortal.
|Satan|Your efforts are in vain, mortal.
}}


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