Saints Row 2[]
- Shaundi: "This gang shit got you stressed out, you need to relax."
Playa: "By playing Skee Ball?"
Shaundi: "Oh yeah."
Playa: "You know, most people would just go smoke pot."
Shaundi: "Right, and then they go play Skee Ball."
- — At the beginning of The Enemy of my Enemy
- Shaundi: "So how'd I do?"
Playa: "Well, seeing as he's dead and you're not, I'd say pretty God-damn good."
Shaundi: "So... You think I could take Gat?"
Playa: "Not on your fucking life."
Shaundi: "Pierce?"
Playa: "Probably not."
Shaundi: "Veteran Child?"
Playa: "Well, seeing as he's dead, I'm pretty sure you'd kick his ass."
Shaundi: "You're an asshole."
- — At the end of The Shopping Maul
- Are you near a Freckle Bitch's? I've got the munchies
- — Shaundi, when called as a Homie
- Fucking lightweight.
- — Shaundi, near the end of Bad Trip
- Good times!
- — Shaundi, near the end of Three Kings
- Uhhhh....I can come.. But I'm really baked right now.
- You think I'd look good with a sombrero?
- — Shaundi, random Homie dialogue
- You know, I bet Shaundi would look hot in a Sombrero
- — Playa
- I bet Shaundi would look hot in a Sombrero
- — Playa
- What's with Shaundi and that fucking sombrero?
- — Saints gang member
Saints Row: The Third[]
- Interviewer: "I've heard you have a fondness for sombreros..."
Shaundi: "Look I'm not proud of my past. Let's just say that those days are behind me and never bring it up again. Got it?"
Interviewer: "But what abou-"
Shaundi: "I said not to bring up my past!"
- — Shaundi interview[1]
- Shaundi: "I'm gonna kill Birk if I see him again!"
Playa: "Aww, I thought you two really had something there."
Shaundi: "Oh don't even go there..."
Playa: "Hey, I'm just saying..."
- — During When Good Heists Go Bad
- Shaundi: "Here's the weapons cache. And these look like UAV drone controls over here."Playa Female 2: "You recognize UAV drone controls? You have been sleeping with special forces, yes?"
Playa Female 1: "Did you really say "Look like UAV drone controls"?"
Playa Female 3: "UAV drone controls? Are you listening to yourself, Shaundi?"
Playa Male 1: "Look like UAV drone controls? Who the fuck says that?"
Playa Male 2: "How the fuck you know what the hell those things are?"
Playa Male 3: "Looks like UAV drones? Who talks like that?"
Playa Zombie: "Mumbles"- — After entering the army hangar in We're Going to Need Guns.
- That's not gonna happen
- — Shaundi refusing to be recruited as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV
- So what are we standing around for?
- — Shaundi when called in as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV
- I'm ready for some payback
- — Shaundi when called in as a Homie in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV
- Boss, not now
- — Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV
- I'm not in the mood
- — Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV
- Oww, what the hell?
- — Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row: The Third
- I'm torn. I hate the autographed headshots Birk keeps leaving on my doorstep but, I love the money I make selling them online
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments regarding Josh Birk's obsession with her in Saints Row: The Third
- You know what the best thing about TV shows is? Residuals
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments in Saints Row: The Third
- Ok, that was impressive
- — Shaundi complimenting Playa in combat in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV
- Keep it up
- — Shaundi complimenting Playa in combat in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV
- Nice one Boss.
- — When Playa kills an enemy in Saints Row: The Third.
- You know where to find me
- — Shaundi when being dismissed in Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV
- Good, I've got a production meeting I'm late for
- — Shaundi when being dismissed in Saints Row: The Third
Saints Row IV[]
- Playa: "Since when do you care about what Kinzie says"
Shaundi: "Since the people who helped us kill Cyrus Temple said we should."
- — During a cutscene for "The Saints Wing" (trailer)
- Playa: "Since when do you care about what Kinzie says"
Shaundi: "Since the people who helped us save the world says we should."
- — During a cutscene for "The Saints Wing" (game)
- Shaundi: "I've gotten better with tech. Even picked up a few tricks from Kinzie."
Fun Shaundi: "Damn, I thought I was good with a computer but that's impressive."
Shaundi: "I am you, remember?"
Fun Shaundi: "That's right! Then go me!"
- — Shaundi and Shaundi while killing Veteran Child's clones.[2]
- I've got things to do
- — Shaundi refusing to be recruited as a Homie in Saints Row IV
- Sure, I can help
- — Future Shaundi when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV
- I'll be right there
- — Future Shaundi when called in as a Homie in Saints Row IV
- Watch what you're doing!
- — Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV
- What was that for?
- — Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV
- I'm Shaundi, remember?
- — Future Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV
- I came back to help!
- — Future Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV
- Damn it, learn who to hit!
- — Future Shaundi when hit by Playa and gaining hate in Saints Row IV
- So, aliens, I guess it makes sense, kinda
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments regarding the Zin in Saints Row IV
- You know, Gangstas in Space, it's kind of ironic now
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments regarding Gangsta in Space and their ironic situation in Saints Row IV
- At least here I don't have to worry about being on time for a staff meeting
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments referring to the busy time schedule in the White Crib in Saints Row IV
- I feel like everyone likes the old me
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments where she talks about her Saints Row 2 self in Saints Row IV
- I don't get why I'm so polarising
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments in Saints Row IV
- Kinzie must be loving every minute of this conspiritists dream
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments reflecting on Kinzie's attitude regarding her correctly predicted conspiracy in Saints Row IV
- Well there's one good thing about deep space, no Josh Birk
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments reflecting on Josh Birk being absent in Saints Row IV
- I should have ditched the dreads and the weed sooner
- — One of Shaundi's idle comments reflecting on how she should have ditched the dreadlocks and weed earlier in Saints Row IV
- I miss all this, all the hopes we had at this time, I haven't had hope in years
- — One of Future Shaundi's idle comments reflecting the hope she had and has lost over the years in dealing with Clawz
- Hold on, there are 3 versions of me here now. I'll bet Pierce is scared as hell
- — One of Future Shaundi's idle comments expressing her smugness on how there is 3 of her that Pierce has to deal with
- Maybe after all this, the nightmares about the naughty list will stop
- — One of Future Shaundi's idle comments that reveals she suffers from nightmares about the naughty list
- God my depth perception sucks
- — One of Future Shaundi's idle comment that reveals despite having a bionic eye implanted, she does not have full depth perception
- Should I tell my younger self who turns out to be the love of our life?
- — One of Future Shaundi's idle comment that reveals she does eventually falls in love with someone
- How exactly am I supposed to get back home? And… do I want to?
- — One of Future Shaundi's idle comment expressing how she is unsure how to get back home and is slightly reluctant to return home
- As crazy as this place is, the future is so much worse
- — One of Future Shaundi's idle comment expressing how bad the future becomes and that fighting the Zin was not so bad in comparison
- I'll be around Mr President
- — Shaundi when being dismissed in Saints Row IV
Homie Conversations[]
When 2 Homies are recruited together outside of missions, many have conversations.
- Saints Row: The Third
- Angel: "You're consumed by something - what is it?"
Shaundi: "Revenge."
Angel: "For your friend?"
Shaundi: "Johnny was with the Saints longer than anybody; he was more than a friend - he was family."
Angel: "And what are you gonna do to avenge him?"
Shaundi: "Whatever it takes."
Angel: "I knew I liked you."
- Burt: "You're the girl with the reality show, right?"
Shaundi: "Yeah, I'm Shaundi."
Burt: "You look less of a slut in person."
Shaundi: "...Thanks?"
- Josh: "Hello, my love."
Shaundi: "Stop saying that."
Josh: "Why do you fight what you feel in your heart?"
Shaundi: "Because if I did what I felt in my heart, they'd never find your body."
Josh: "So you admit there's some pull that keeps you from wanting to be hurt. I knew you felt the same way I did."
Shaundi: "[Sigh]"
- Kinzie: "You don't like me very much."
Shaundi: "That's not true."
Kinzie: "I tapped your phone - I know what you said about me to Pierce."
Shaundi: "And this is why I don't like you."
- Shaundi: "So, what did you do before you were a glorified pin cushion?"
Oleg: "I worked for the Russian government."
Shaundi: "What did you do for them?"
Oleg: "Whatever my country needed of me."
Shaundi: "That's... very vague... and really unnerving."
- Viola: "Hey Shaund-"
Shaundi: "Don't talk to me, don't look at me; I want to pretend you don't even exist."
- Zimos: "So, how you been girl?"
Shaundi: "Z, don't talk to me."
Zimos: "Is this about the..."
Shaundi: "This is about Spring break when I was in college."
Zimos: "Oh shit, I didn't recognize you without the dreads, irie."
- Saints Row IV
- CID: "Why did you cut your hair?"
Shaundi: "What? I didn't."
CID: "The other Shaundi's hair is longer and has much more personality. Why did you change it?"
Shaundi: "Are you saying I don't have personality?"
CID: "I did not mean to..."
Shaundi: "Cool it, CID. I'm just fucking with you. To be honest, sometimes I miss the dreads, they were a hell of a lot easier to maintain."
- Cyrus: "Shaundi, I..."
Shaundi: "Oh no! Don't even speak to me. You don't get that right."
Cyrus: "But..."
Shaundi: "Open your mouth again and you'll be singing falsetto permanently."
- Fun Shaundi: "So, you remember that time we had at the North Pier with..."
Shaundi: "Randall and Jackie, yeah. What he did..."
Fun Shaundi: "With those fireworks, that was crazy. And those..."
Shaundi: "Fuzzy handcuffs, I never thought he was gonna get them off that sailor."
Fun Shaundi: "I know. Man, those were good times."
- Johnny Gat: "Yo, Shaundi. So, how's it been?"
Shaundi: "Fine. Just fine."
Johnny Gat: "Ahh, you're not very convincing, you know?"
Shaundi: "Well, what did you expect? I thought I listened to you die. I thought that if we'd only gone back for you we could've stopped it."
Johnny Gat: "Woah, woah, woah, hold up. I'm right here, I didn't die, and besides, that wouldn't have been on you."
Shaundi: "That doesn't change what it's been like for me all these years. I really thought I'd lost you."
Johnny Gat: "Yo, Shaundi look. I'm sorry you had to go through that. But, I'm here now. Alive and kicking! That counts for something, right?"
Shaundi: "Yeah, but I just can't go through that again."
Johnny Gat: "Shaundi, don't worry. You won't have to, I promise."
Shaundi: "Thanks, Johnny."
- Shaundi: "You know, we took on a whole gang of maniacal wrestlers in masks years ago."
Roddy Piper: "A gang of masked... Wait, are you talking about Killbane's crew?"
Shaundi: "You know him?"
Roddy Piper: "That asshole? He cost me a title shot 20 years ago. Cheap shotted me outside a gas-station in Pittsburgh, screwed up my neck for months. I've been looking for that fucker for years."
Shaundi: "Oh, well. He's dead now."
- Shaundi: "You didn't think much of the Saints when you first met us, did you?"
Asha: "Being honest... Not really, no."
Shaundi: "So all these years later has your opinion of us changed?"
Asha: "Most of you, yes. You've shown a great deal of dedication, inner strength, and a surprising eagerness to take on seemingly insurmountable challenges"
Shaundi: "Most of us? Huh. Who hasn't?"
Asha: "I'd rather not state the names if it's worth the same to you."
Shaundi: "Oh sure, sure. But it's Pierce right?"
Asha: "He does try..."
- Julius: "I can't get over how much different you are from your other you."
Shaundi: "Yeah, well people change."
Julius: "Some folks don't. Your Boss never has, King never did, Gat was always the same psychopath."
Shaundi: "Don't you say another god-damn word about Johnny Gat. You hear me?"
Julius: "Yeah, yeah. Shit, I hear ya."
- Shaundi: "How you holding up, Keith? Things getting too crazy for you?"
Keith David: "Hehehe. I'm fine, Shaundi."
Shaundi: "I don't mean any disrespect. I mean, the Boss and I come from violent worlds, fighting in the streets is kinda what we do. You are an actor, a statesman."
Keith David: "Did I ever tell you about the time I choked a man to death with my bare hands?"
Shaundi: "Are you serious?"
Keith David: "I can still feel his pulse, beating against the palms of my hand, getting slower and softer, until nothing."
Shaundi: "Holy shit! What did he do to you?"
Keith David: "He used to be my agent."
- Ben King: "Seeing you and your younger self together reminds me just how much you've grown up from your early days in the Saints."
Shaundi: "You mean from the days of beer bongs and Loa Dust. Yeah, I had to give that up at some point."
Ben King: "There's always room to keep growing. No need to keep putting yourself in front of bullets day in and day out."
Shaundi: "Given our current situation, not seeing much of a choice right now."
Ben King: "Well not now of course. But in the future, take some time for yourself, for a family, for a safer life."
Shaundi: "'Cause I am totally family material. Out here in space, fighting for my life against an empire of aliens who want to kill us, yeah."
Ben King: "I'm not getting anywhere with this argument, am I?"
Shaundi: "Nope."
- Shaundi: "Do you really think there are enough people trapped on the Zin ship to keep the human race going?"
Kinzie: "Oh sure, even if 10% of the active pods are from Earth, that should be enough to sustain and repopulate a new planet. Well, eventually."
Shaundi: "Hold on. By repopulate you mean?"
Kinzie: "Yep."
Shaundi: "To hell with that!"
Kinzie: "Oh, I don't mean we help with that!"
Shaundi: "Oh, thank God!"
- Matt Miller: "Who would have thought, eh? You and me fighting side by side."
Shaundi: "Certainly not me."
Matt Miller: "But it's good. Your brawn and my brains, your sass and my good looks, we're like a buddy cop show."
Shaundi: "The one where the pissed off ex-gang member gets a dog for a partner so she straps it to the roof of the cop car and drives down the freeway at 131 miles per hour?"
Matt Miller: "That's not a real show."
- Phillipe: "Hello again, my-"
Shaundi: "Fuck off."
- Pierce: "So, we went from Stilwater to Steelport to the White House, and now we're on an alien ship, floating in space, hooking our minds into some computer-generated virtual simulation?"
Shaundi: "That about sums it up. Yeah."
Pierce: "Shi, haa, right."
Shaundi: "You think you've gone crazy, don't you?"
Pierce: "Yeah, pretty much."
- Shaundi: "God! I don't know why the Boss calls in you people for help. I mean, what the hell."
Tanya: "You people? Look, just because I was on the opposing side doesn't mean I'm some lesser being."
Shaundi: "No, but turning people into sex slaves and trying to turn humanity's last stand into a playground for your own profit, sure do go a long way. Don't you think?"
Tanya: "Yeah, I am pretty awesome."
- Veteran Child: "I gotta say, Shaundi, you're looking really good."
Shaundi: "Don't you fucking talk to me."
Veteran Child: "Come on, if we're gonna work together, you have to get over..."
Shaundi: "Get over what?! That you tried to kill my friends, that you used me as a Human Shield, or that you threw my Feed Dogs limited edition vinyl into a fire?"
Veteran Child: "Shaundi, I was stoned. Besides, the Feed Dogs are terrible. I can't believe you ever liked..."
Shaundi: "IT WAS A LIMITED EDITION! We're not talking anymore."
- Fun Shaundi: "You're MI6, right? What's it like being part if that?"
Asha: "Quite gratifying, really. I get to protect my government from outside threats and keep people safe from harm."
Fun Shaundi: "Yeah, you know your government kinda got blown up, right?"
Asha: "Thank you for pointing that out."
Fun Shaundi: "Oh, anytime."
- CID: "Why do I not see you on the ship?"
Fun Shaundi: "Huh? You mean outside the simulated city?"
CID: "Yes."
Fun Shaundi: "Well, cause I'm already there. And I can't really be there if I'm already there. You know what I mean?"
CID: "Are you high?"
Fun Shaundi: "Um, yeah."
- Fun Shaundi: "Heard you kidnapped me or something."
Cyrus: "That was business."
Fun Shaundi: "And what about seducing me and make me serve your every little fantasy?"
Cyrus: "Wait, what? I-I never."
Fun Shaundi: "Haha. You should see your face."
- Johnny Gat: "Never really thought I'd be seeing you like this again."
Fun Shaundi: "Well I never thought I'd get all uptight and repressed."
Johnny Gat: "Nah, you're not really that bad now. You just learned a few new things."
Fun Shaundi: "Like how to stop having fun and get all aggressive and vengeful?"
Johnny Gat: "Hey, aggressive and vengeful is fun. Though I think that's the part you didn't catch on to."
Fun Shaundi: "Uh, sometimes you have to spell it out for me."
Johnny Gat: "Good point."
- Julius: "You ever take anything seriously, girl?"
Fun Shaundi: "Who me? Of course I do."
Julius: "Beside partying."
Fun Shaundi: "I was right in the thick of things with the Saints, thank you very much."
Julius: "What? Playing hacky-sac?"
Fun Shaundi: "Hey, that led to an important lead on the Brotherhood I'll have you know."
- Fun Shaundi: "So, when I get older I get to hang out with famous movie stars. That doesn't sound half bad."
Keith David: "Actually, I'm the Vice President now."
Fun Shaundi: "But you still get to go to all the posh Hollywood parties I'm sure. And I'm betting you let me tag along, cause honestly why wouldn't you."
Keith David: "Honestly, no. You've never asked to come with me."
Fun Shaundi: "Hold on, older me has told you how big a fan I am of your work, right?"
Keith David: "She's never mentioned it."
Fun Shaundi: "So, she never told you that I think of you when... actually, that's probably a good thing she didn't mention that."
- Kinzie: "I still don't believe you're real, you know."
Fun Shaundi: "Hey, you were the one that was a crazy voice from the sky when we first met, remember?"
Kinzie: "Well, you're just some fractured part of Shaundi's psyche that manifested due to feelings of inadequacy and self-loathing."
Fun Shaundi: "OK, now you're projecting here."
Kinzie: "Well you're a... Wait, what?"
Fun Shaundi: "Hey, I just call it as I see it."
- Fun Shaundi: "What you did to Carlos was kinda shitty, you know?"
Maero: "I suppose what you did to Jessica was just getting even?"
Fun Shaundi: "Well, yeah."
Maero: "Well, let me give you a tip. There is no even."
Fun Shaundi: "Asshole."
- Fun Shaundi: "So, I hear you're part of the reason I turned into such a bitch."
Phillipe: "I believe that you did that all on your own, little girl."
Fun Shaundi: "Little girl? You seriously going with that?"
Phillipe: "I have been the head of a multi-national crime organisation responsible for hundreds of highly lucrative actions all over the world. I owned businesses, buildings, government officials, and my own jet. What have you ever accomplished?"
Fun Shaundi: "I helped kill you."
- Fun Shaundi: "Wow! You're totally Roddy Piper."
Roddy Piper: "Yeah, that's me."
Fun Shaundi: "I was a big fan of yours."
Roddy Piper: "Ahh, good. That's nice to hear."
Fun Shaundi: "I learned so much from you."
Roddy Piper: "Really? Did you wrestle in high-school or something?"
Fun Shaundi: "No, man. I learned so much about the real world. You know, the real world. With the people with no faces and messages on everything."
Roddy Piper: "Oh, yeah. Baby Jesus, you folks are freaks."
- Fun Shaundi: "So, you got anything good on you?"
Veteran Child: "I tried to kill you and you're hitting me up for weed?"
Fun Shaundi: "What? I killed you, you're harmless now. Might as well party a little."
Veteran Child: "Shrr. I think I'd be insulted if I didn't have a bag stashed at the crib we can hit later."
Fun Shaundi: "Sounds perfect to me."
- Fun Shaundi: "So, you were some big hotshot gangster back in Stilwater?"
Ben King: "Please, I was more of a businessman with a... checkered past."
Fun Shaundi: "But you ran Kingdom Come Records, right? That's the label that put out all of Aisha's albums."
Ben King: "That's right."
Fun Shaundi: "Did it piss you off to find out she faked her death just to get out of her contract?"
Ben King: "Wait, what?"
Fun Shaundi: "Oh, um, forget I said anything. OK?"
- Fun Shaundi: "Wow, so I hear you're like a super smart hacker."
Matt Miller: "Oh, you heard right. Yes, I am of a sophisticated intellect."
Fun Shaundi: "But you're way more chill than Kinzie, she's kinda high-strung."
Matt Miller: "Perhaps I'm more confidant in my abilities."
Fun Shaundi: "You're also kinda cute."
Matt Miller: "Oh! Well, thank you."
Fun Shaundi: "And you have that cute accent. What are you doing after this? You wanna smoke a bulb? Maybe see where things go?"
Matt Miller: "I... don't think older you would appreciate that very much."
Fun Shaundi: "She doesn't have to know."
Matt Miller: "But she would. Older Shaundi knows everything."
- Pierce: "Hahaha! Hey Shaundi, you remember the time when we..."
Fun Shaundi: "When we found that stash of weed I hid under the couch cushions of the crib in Stilwater, smoked the whole bag, then thought it would be a fun to get into a fistfight with Johnny?"
Pierce: "What? No, just ahh..."
Fun Shaundi: "I know, good times."
Pierce: "Dammit, girl."
- Fun Shaundi: "So, you remember that time we had at the North Pier with..."
Shaundi: "Randall and Jackie, yeah. What he did..."
Fun Shaundi: "With those fireworks, that was crazy. And those..."
Shaundi: "Fuzzy handcuffs, I never thought he was gonna get them off that sailor."
Fun Shaundi: "I know. Man, those were good times."
- Fun Shaundi: "I like your shoes."
Tanya: "Yeah, they're pretty nice, I guess."
Fun Shaundi: "And the skirt, looks good on you."
Tanya: "Umm, thanks."
Fun Shaundi: "Ya got anything to eat? I'm starving."
Tanya: "Damn stoners."
Audio Logs[]
- Main article: Audio Logs
- It's amazing looking back on how I used to be: constantly baked out of my mind, always looking for the next party... You'd think after I got my own dating show I would've been even more of a train wreck, but doing TV is hard work. Who has time to go smoke up when they have to be on set at 6 a.m.?
- — Shaundi Audio Log 1
- Ever since that night on Loren's plane things haven't been the same. I used to be fun and carefree. I used to smile and laugh. Now, I just want everyone to pay for what the Syndicate did. Johnny didn't deserve to die like that. He was the toughest person I knew. And it's my fault. I should've gone back for him.
- — Shaundi Audio Log 2
- The boss kept the crew together when we landed in Steelport. First we took out that asshole Phillipe, and then Killbane for what he did to Johnny's funeral. STAG was just icing on the cake, really. I thought I'd be happy with revenge, but it was never the same. Even when the boss won the election and we moved to the White House, I couldn't stop thinking about what Johnny would say about it all.
- — Shaundi Audio Log 3
- The moment I walked into that underground shithole the crew was setting up in, I knew it all had potential. So the Saints had been out of the game a while, so what. We had the boss and we had Johnny Gat, what more did we need? I knew I was a little rough around the edges, but I was willing to learn. Then the boss goes and throws me the Sons of Samedi. Now that was a drag.
- — Fun Shaundi Audio Log 1
- I shoulda known dating that asshole was gonna end badly. Veteran Child, what kind of a name is that anyway? Sure, he had hook ups for some of the best drugs in Stilwater, but that's no excuse. And he comes and tries to kill me? Whatever. He didn't have a chance against the boss. I tried to warn him, but he never listened to me. Only the boss really did.
- — Fun Shaundi Audio Log 2
- Damn we had some good parties after all that. Then again, I knew how to have a good time. A little Loa Dust, some beer bongs, some hackie sack and bam! Instant party. We all needed the distraction after taking over Ultor, and distractions are what I do best. I mean, what did any of us know about running a multi-billion dollar company after all? Though a few hits off the lightbulb later, we didn't really care.
- — Fun Shaundi Audio Log 3
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- ↑ Image: Shaundi Sombrero interview
- ↑ Mission: Psychosomatic
