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Commentaries are collectibles Saints Row: Gat out of Hell

Overview[]

Activating a Commentary node causes Gat or Kinzie to say something, usually related to the surroundings. Some Commentaries play automatically, some require a button press, and some require turning to face a certain object before they speak.

Unlike the majority of the game, Gat and Kinzie have unique Commentaries, and they cannot activate each other's Commentaries. Each Commentary is located in approximately the same place and they comment on the same things.

They each have 30 Commentaries, and they each have a separate challenge tracking how many have been found.

Like other random dialogue lines in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell, Commentaries have subtitles. Unlike Tomes, Commentaries cannot be replayed.

Commentaries[]

Location Name Quote and Description
Arch
Well. It's a rock.
— Johnny Gat

That is a big arch... which really doesn't impress me too much considering I'm surrounded by floating buildings and lava...
— Kinzie

BellTower
Defensible... good visibility... I could have some fun here...
— Johnny Gat

They have floating platforms and occult stop lights but they still need a belltower? Someone's hanging onto the past...
— Kinzie

BestShow
Yeah I don't think I wanna know what's happening behind that door...
— Johnny Gat

After the boss is safe, I should come by and see what the fuss is about...
— Kinzie

BurnBuild
Well, looks like someone got to this building before I did...
— Johnny Gat

It's like standing on the leaning Tower of Pisa, only it's a building not a tower, and we're in a slum in Hell instead of Italy. But otherwise, pretty close..
— Kinzie

Captiol
I doubt they have enough room in that building to fit all the politicians in hell.
— Johnny Gat

Evil politicians... it's like a little slice of home.
— Kinzie

Castle
I've wanted a lava moat since I was 4.
— Johnny Gat

Just think, this castle was probably built to defend against the forces of heaven. Pretty awesome.
— Kinzie

Cathedral
Wonder if Julius is in there...
— Johnny Gat

Oh look... a satanic cathedral... nothing creepy about that.
— Kinzie

College
I could put together a helluva curriculum down here: knife work 101, improvised assault, murdering people on one good leg... maybe teaching is my true calling...
— Johnny Gat

Hate to see what the student loans look like down here...
— Kinzie

Dragon
Satan wanted to impress me he'd have an actual fucking dragon, not just some bullshit statue...
— Johnny Gat

Matt gave me a shirt with an airbrushed dragon on it for my birthday. It was kind of awesome.
— Kinzie

FloatingPlatform
Far be it for me to tell the Devil how to do his job, but I was running things? This thing would have guns... lots and lots of guns...
— Johnny Gat

These floating platforms are incredible. I wonder how they work?
— Kinzie

The Kennel, The Den Furry Looking at "Furries only bar - Time Furr a Burr" billboard.
Hey, everyone has a hobby.
— Johnny Gat

My people have a home.
— Kinzie

Gas
Gas prices aren't half bad...
— Johnny Gat

Using exponential math for gas prices is a special form of evil. Nice job, Dane.
— Kinzie

GoldenShower
Stay classy, Hell.
— Johnny Gat

Oh single entendres... what would we do without you...
— Kinzie

Gravel
A gravel pit? A fucking gravel pit? We're surrounded by floating buildings and rivers of lava, why in god's name is there a fucking quarry here?
— Johnny Gat

Good job Sisyphus...keep running.
— Kinzie

HighHouse
Sounds like someone's singing in there...
— Johnny Gat

I wonder how long it took to build this thing...
— Kinzie

Highway
I'll take this over the 405 any day.
— Johnny Gat

This is traffic in hell? Someone's never been to DC.
— Kinzie

LavaFront
God I want to throw someone into that lava...
— Johnny Gat

Swimming sucks. Lava sucks. Swimming in lava definitely sucks.
— Kinzie

LowHouse
Boss! Boss! Are you in there?!
— Johnny Gat

The boss has to be in here somewhere...
— Kinzie

Pawn
Pawnshop in hell? I'll take my chances making a deal with Dane...
— Johnny Gat

I don't like going into a pawnshop in Steelport, let alone Hell.
— Kinzie

PowerP The Commentary nodes are on top of different smoke stacks.
*coughs* bad place to take in the view...
— Johnny Gat

If Dane wants to run an industrial park he can be my guest...
— Kinzie

Prison
I don't wanna know what they do to people locked up in there...
— Johnny Gat

What's a prison in hell look like...
— Kinzie

SadCans
The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to.
— Johnny Gat

Whatever. The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to.
— Kinzie

SatanStat
I'm coming for you...
— Johnny Gat

Bet you wish you never stole the boss...
— Kinzie

Sizzled
Fuck me!
— Johnny Gat

Christ that's hot!
— Kinzie

Snowball
Why would they call it "Snowball's Chance" there's no snow in hell...someone should fire their marketing guy...
— Johnny Gat

Wonder if Killbane's inside...
— Kinzie

StripClubBackDoor
Voice: "Hey baby, you looking for a bad time?"
Johnny Gat: "Yeah, no."
Voice: "Hey girl, you looking for a bad time?"
Kinzie: "Maybe. I'll get back to you."
Tallbld
Helluva drop...would love to take Dex up here...
— Johnny Gat

The air actually feels dirtier the higher you get.
— Kinzie

TallSlum
Reminds me of Saints Row.
— Johnny Gat

If things go bad at the Ultor building... this is where I build my new sanctum..
— Kinzie

UltorBuilding
Maybe one day I'll retire and have a view like this... preferably not in hell, but hey, let's be realistic...
— Johnny Gat

Aside from the screams of tormented souls it's actually quite lovely...
— Kinzie

UltorStatue
Where's my statue? I killed more guys than this chump...
— Johnny Gat

Oh Ozymandias... you scamp...
— Kinzie

Walkway
Yet another place I'd love to throw someone off of...
— Johnny Gat

I don't think they have safety codes in hell...
— Kinzie

Trivia[]

  • Gat says "Helluva drop...would love to take Dex up here..." before Dex is known to be in hell.
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