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Commentaries are collectibles
Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
Activating a Commentary node causes
Gat or Kinzie to say something, usually related to the surroundings. Some Commentaries play automatically, some require a button press, and some require turning to face a certain object before they speak.
Unlike the majority of the game, Gat and Kinzie have unique Commentaries, and they cannot activate each other's Commentaries. Each Commentary is located in approximately the same place and they comment on the same things.
They each have 30 Commentaries, and they each have a separate challenge tracking how many have been found.
Like other random dialogue lines in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell, Commentaries have subtitles. Unlike
Tomes, Commentaries cannot be replayed.
Quote and Description
Well. It's a rock. — Johnny Gat
That is a big arch... which really doesn't impress me too much considering I'm surrounded by floating buildings and lava... — Kinzie
Defensible... good visibility... I could have some fun here... — Johnny Gat
They have floating platforms and occult stop lights but they still need a belltower? Someone's hanging onto the past... — Kinzie
Yeah I don't think I wanna know what's happening behind that door... — Johnny Gat
After the boss is safe, I should come by and see what the fuss is about... — Kinzie
Well, looks like someone got to this building before I did... — Johnny Gat
It's like standing on the leaning Tower of Pisa, only it's a building not a tower, and we're in a slum in Hell instead of Italy. But otherwise, pretty close.. — Kinzie
I doubt they have enough room in that building to fit all the politicians in hell. — Johnny Gat
Evil politicians... it's like a little slice of home. — Kinzie
I've wanted a lava moat since I was 4. — Johnny Gat
Just think, this castle was probably built to defend against the forces of heaven. Pretty awesome. — Kinzie
Wonder if Julius is in there... — Johnny Gat
Oh look... a satanic cathedral... nothing creepy about that. — Kinzie
I could put together a helluva curriculum down here: knife work 101, improvised assault, murdering people on one good leg... maybe teaching is my true calling... — Johnny Gat
Hate to see what the student loans look like down here... — Kinzie
Satan wanted to impress me he'd have an actual fucking dragon, not just some bullshit statue... — Johnny Gat
Matt gave me a shirt with an airbrushed dragon on it for my birthday. It was kind of awesome. — Kinzie
Far be it for me to tell the Devil how to do his job, but I was running things? This thing would have guns... lots and lots of guns... — Johnny Gat
These floating platforms are incredible. I wonder how they work? — Kinzie
The Kennel, The Den
Looking at "Furries only bar - Time Furr a Burr" billboard.
Hey, everyone has a hobby. — Johnny Gat
My people have a home. — Kinzie
Gas prices aren't half bad... — Johnny Gat
Using exponential math for gas prices is a special form of evil. Nice job, Dane. — Kinzie
Stay classy, Hell. — Johnny Gat
Oh single entendres... what would we do without you... — Kinzie
A gravel pit? A fucking gravel pit? We're surrounded by floating buildings and rivers of lava, why in god's name is there a fucking quarry here? — Johnny Gat
Good job Sisyphus...keep running. — Kinzie
Sounds like someone's singing in there... — Johnny Gat
I wonder how long it took to build this thing... — Kinzie
I'll take this over the 405 any day. — Johnny Gat
This is traffic in hell? Someone's never been to DC. — Kinzie
God I want to throw someone into that lava... — Johnny Gat
Swimming sucks. Lava sucks. Swimming in lava definitely sucks. — Kinzie
Boss! Boss! Are you in there?! — Johnny Gat
The boss has to be in here somewhere... — Kinzie
Pawnshop in hell? I'll take my chances making a deal with Dane... — Johnny Gat
I don't like going into a pawnshop in Steelport, let alone Hell. — Kinzie
The Commentary nodes are on top of different smoke stacks.
*coughs* bad place to take in the view... — Johnny Gat
If Dane wants to run an industrial park he can be my guest... — Kinzie
I don't wanna know what they do to people locked up in there... — Johnny Gat
What's a prison in hell look like... — Kinzie
The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to. — Johnny Gat
Whatever. The Silver Bullet is the only strip club worth going to. — Kinzie
I'm coming for you... — Johnny Gat
Bet you wish you never stole the boss... — Kinzie
Fuck me! — Johnny Gat
Christ that's hot! — Kinzie
Why would they call it "Snowball's Chance" there's no snow in hell...someone should fire their marketing guy... — Johnny Gat
Wonder if Killbane's inside... — Kinzie
Voice: " Hey baby, you looking for a bad time?" Johnny Gat: " Yeah, no."
Voice: " Hey girl, you looking for a bad time?" Kinzie: " Maybe. I'll get back to you."
Helluva drop...would love to take Dex up here... — Johnny Gat
The air actually feels dirtier the higher you get. — Kinzie
Reminds me of Saints Row. — Johnny Gat
If things go bad at the Ultor building... this is where I build my new sanctum.. — Kinzie
Maybe one day I'll retire and have a view like this... preferably not in hell, but hey, let's be realistic... — Johnny Gat
Aside from the screams of tormented souls it's actually quite lovely... — Kinzie
Where's my statue? I killed more guys than this chump... — Johnny Gat
Oh Ozymandias... you scamp... — Kinzie
Yet another place I'd love to throw someone off of... — Johnny Gat
I don't think they have safety codes in hell... — Kinzie
Gat says "Helluva drop...would love to take Dex up here..." before Dex is known to be in hell.
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