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A Remote Chance
A Remote Chance complete
"A Remote Chance" mission completion screen
Story arc

Luchadores

Vehicles

Side Shooter

Enemies

4 marked, 30+ minimum kills

Objectives
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"A Remote Chance" is a mission in Saints Row: The Third.

The best? The best is beating Sway the Spider-God in a Tijuana Scaffold Match. The best is defending the world title 13 times in one night. The best is winning a last man standing match with two broken legs...Trust me little Icarus: you're flying too close to the sun.
A Remote Chance intro
Killbane, threatening the Stilwater Butcher during a press conference outside 3 Count Casino.

OverviewEdit

The Protagonist meets up with Shaundi, Pierce and Viola at the Broken Shillelagh to discuss the next step in taking down the Luchadores and Killbane. Viola soon suggests that the best move is to do to Killbane what he did to Angel: they take his mask, hurting his reputation. Knowing that Killbane would never agree to a fight against Angel, they decide to kill off the contestants of the upcoming Murderbrawl XXXI event so that Killbane is forced to fight The Protagonist.

From an Oppressor helicopter, Angel and The Protagonist take out the four Luchador wrestlers, using Kinzie's RC Possessor to destroy the wrestlers' reputations and make the murders look like accidents and destroy their reputation in the progress.

After killing the four wrestlers – Mad Mangler Merle Roberts, Christopher "The Clubber" Johnson, Trashcan Teddy, and El Presidente – The Protagonist publicly meets Killbane outside 3 Count Casino and challenges him to "quit being a bitch and put [his] mask up", to which Killbane proudly obliges.

GameplayEdit

A Remote Chance - Run over Pedestrians objective

Gameplay from the mission.

Aboard an Side Shooter, Angel flies to each of the four wrestlers, as the The Protagonist sits in the back with the RC Possessor.

Go to the Broken Shillelagh

The Protagonist calls Viola and tells her to go to the Broken Shillelagh with Shaundi and Pierce.

Go to the gym

After the cutscene, The Protagonist is in a Side Shooter with Angel flying towards the Murderbrawl Arena in Yearwood.

If the Helicopter is destroyed at any point, the mission fails with the message "Helicopter Destroyed!".

Checkpoint
RC the wrestler's car
HUD: 45 second countdown

The first wrestler is Mad Mangler Merle Roberts, who is walking to his Bulldog.

There is a 45 second timer to complete this objective. If the vehicle is not controlled before the Luchadores drive away, the mission fails with the message "You waited too long to RC the vehicle!".

Once the Luchadores begin to enter the vehicle, it is not possible to RC it until they have finished entering.

If the Bulldog is controlled before this objective appears on-screen, it is possible to drive it, but when the objective appears, the controls are frozen, with the car continuing to drive, and it is impossible to exit RC mode.

Wait for wrestler to enter car

This objective is displayed if the Bulldog is controlled before the Luchadores enter. If they have already entered, this objective is skipped. It is not possible to move the Bulldog while this objective is active.

Run over pedestrians
HUD: PEDS X/15

After taking over his vehicle, run over fifteen pedestrians. There are many mascots nearby.

If the Bulldog is destroyed before completing this objective, the mission fails with the message "Not enough pedestrians killed!".[1]

If the Bulldog is driven out of range, the mission fails with the message "Signal Lost!".

Get to gas station

There is a Thunder Pump Gas Station a few blocks to the east. This objective is skipped if already nearby.

The Bulldog can be destroyed at this point skip the next objective, but submerging it in water fails the mission with the message "Signal Lost!".

Crash into fuel pump

After the killing spree, drive it into the fuel pump of the nearest gas station to end Roberts with an explosion.

Go to the harbor

The second wrestler is Christopher "The Clubber" Johnson, who is having a party on the beach. Angel flies the Side Shooter to a location between Sierra Point and Magarac Island, where there are 3 Piracy variant Miamis parked.

Checkpoint
RC a boat

Take control of one of three Miamis, it does not matter which. Angel will follow the boat where-ever it goes, so it is impossible to go out of range.

If the first boat is destroyed, or grounded, the mission fails with the message "You Missed the Party".

Crash the beach party

Steer it into the beach party, whereupon it blows up. The blue target is over Christopher "The Clubber" Johnson, dressed in normal Luchador attire. Nearby there are several Status Quo

Checkpoint
Go to the helicopter

The third wrestler is Trashcan Teddy, who is on a sky-tour of the city. Angel flies the Side Shooter

RC the helicopter

Use the RC Possessor to take control of an unrelated helicopter, a Thompson.

Crash into helicopter

Crash it into the wrestler's helicopter, destroying them both.

Trashcan Teddy's helicopter follows a fixed circular path, and will fly straight into the RC helicopter if it is in the way.

If the Thompson is destroyed without crashing it into Trashcan Teddy, the mission fails with the message "Decoy Helicopter Destroyed!".[2]

If the Thompson is flown out of range, or submerged, the mission fails with the message "Signal Lost!".

Checkpoint
Get to the airport

The last wrestler, El Presidente, is at Wesley Cutter Intl airport under protection of STAG.

RC a STAG tank

There are 7 STAG Crusaders parked at the airport. El Presidente is driving in a loop in his own STAG Crusader.

It is not possible to control El Presidente's tank.

Kill the last wrestler

If all 7 tanks are destroyed, the mission fails with the message "All STAG Tanks Destroyed!".

Once El Presidente is dead, the mission ends.

RewardsEdit

  • Cash awarded at the end of the mission


NewscastEdit

Main article: Newscasts
A Remote Chance radio newscasts media 00028
Jane Valderamma: "Murderbrawl XXXI could have a disappointingly thin slate after a series of accidents claimed the lives of several top competitors. Murderbrawl opponents have already seized on these accidents to question the long-term health effects of the sport, claiming that undiagnosed brain injuries, combined with the performance-enhancing drugs, caused the competitors to fall asleep at the wheel. As is always the case with this exhibition, the additional controversy only raises the anticipation for the next event. While there may be fewer matches, Murderbrawl XXXI will still feature the highly-anticipated fight between Steelport's own Killbane and The Stilwater Butcher. This is Jane Valderamma with the Steelport Sports Entertainment News."

TriviaEdit

  • Kinzie Kensington tells The Protagonist that she got bored one night so she built the RC Possessor, although The Protagonist has had the weapon since unlocking it after completing "The Belgian Problem", before meeting Kinzie. This, along with the tutorial-like presentation of the mission, indicates that this mission was either planned to come much earlier in the story or that the RC Possessor was planned to be unlocked much later.
  • During this mission, the RC Possessor is fully upgraded to level 4.
    • Regardless of the upgrades, mission targets cannot be detonated, although normal vehicles can be controlled and detonated as normal.
  • Around the Murderbrawl stadium are many Mascots, including Genki mascots which do not spawn outside of this mission.
  • After controlling one of the boats to kill Christopher "The Clubber" Johnson, The Protagonist remarks on how dangerous boats are, referencing the ending of Saints Row, when the yacht The Protagonist was aboard was blown up and The Protagonist was put into a coma.[4]
  • A minor bug may occur when Angel's voice queue is too late, which is then overlapped by The Protagonist's voice.
  • There is 1 unit of police Notoriety after the start of the mission and 3 after flying above Sierra Point but all gang and law enforcement spawning is suppressed.
  • There is an unused failure condition with the internal name "failure_premature_hijackulation" and the displayed text "You Bailed Too Soon!", and a second unused failure condition of "Passenger escaped", but it is not possible for Merle Roberts to exit the Bulldog.
  • There is an unused objective "Get in Angel's Helicopter": the mission starts inside it.
  • There are unused objectives to "Find the Wrestler's boat", "Crash the Boat", and "Hit the Ramp".
  • The first newscast mention the wrestler by name, but the second one does not.
  • The subtitle file refers to Jane Valderamma as "Anna".
  • It is possible to jump out of the helicopter by taking control of a vehicle and repeatedly tapping the detonate/exit vehicle button. The helicopter continues flying on the scripted path.
    • If the Bulldog is used to run over The Protagonist, Kinzie reacts as if the signal is lost and the mission fails
    • It is possible to RC the Side Shooter.
    • When on the ground, it is not possible to enter any cars, and the objectives proceed as normal.
    • When in the water, it is possible to enter boats, but not exit them. Using a Commander, it is possible to destroy the Miami's, and stalemate the "RC a Boat" objective.


TranscriptEdit

PrologueEdit

The Protagonist - Male 1: "We're waiting too long to go after Killbane."
Viola DeWynter: "I was thinking the same thing. Come to the Broken Shillelagh. We can all talk there."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 1)

The Protagonist - Male 2: "Viola, I need you to meet Pierce and Shaundi at the Broken Shillelagh."
Viola DeWynter: "Is this some sort of team building thing?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "It's a "plot Killbane's murder" thing."
Viola DeWynter: "I'll be right there."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 2)

Viola DeWynter: "Hello?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Get the others and come to the Broken Shillelagh..."
Viola DeWynter: "I don't do pub food."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Too bad, I'm done fucking around."
— Pre-mission phone call (Male 3)

Viola DeWynter: "Hello?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Shaundi get a hold of you?"
Viola DeWynter: "Look, don't take it the wrong way, but I don't do sports bars."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "We need to work out how we're gonna deal with Killbane, and I want you there."
Viola DeWynter: "OK. I'll see you at the Broken Shillelagh"
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 1)

Viola DeWynter: "Something you need?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "A way to stop Killbane. Come to the Broken Shillelagh. We can all talk there."
Viola DeWynter: "All of us? Alright..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "What, don't you like Pierce?"
Viola DeWynter: "You try being called "the new girl" all the time and see how you like it. Whatever, I'll be there soon."
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 2)

The Protagonist - Female 3: "Spread the word: we're having a war meeting at the Broken Shillelagh."
Viola DeWynter: "What's this about?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Killbane."
Viola DeWynter: "Be there in 5."
— Pre-mission phone call (Female 3)

Viola DeWynter: "Killbane's still out there."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
Viola DeWynter: "We all have to be on top of this together."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
Viola DeWynter: "Alright, I'll see you at the Broken Shillelagh"
— Pre-mission phone call (Zombie)

Cutscene #1Edit

The Protagonist: "Alright, I am done fucking around, I want Killbane."
Viola: "You wanna hurt Killbane, you gotta hurt his reputation."
Shaundi: "So, what, humiliate him?"
The Protagonist: "Can't we just kill the bastard?"
Viola: "Take Killbane's mask and all that's left is Eddie Pryor. It's worse than killing him."
The Protagonist: "This is more Angel's thing."
Viola: "Killbane would never agree to fight Angel."
The Protagonist: "He's more scared of Angel than me?"
Shaundi: "No offense, but you're kinda ridiculous."
Pierce: "Relax--you gonna look hot in a Speedo."
— Cutscene In

Mission startEdit

Angel: "Kinzie left you that weapon."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Wait, this?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Yes?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Weapon? She didn't leave any weapon."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "What?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "This thing here?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Which?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Sneers"
Kinzie: "The RC gun. You'll need it to take control of the Luchadores' vehicles."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "A rocket launcher would be more practical."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "And those vehicles will cause havoc and kill their drivers."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Why can't we just kill the guys?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Why not just shoot them?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Just give me a rifle and I'll shoot the bastards..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Can't we just shoot them?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Kinzie: "These are supposed to look like accidents, remember?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Details... The range on this gonna work alright?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Then I will cause accidental havoc."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Can I use it from all the way up here?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Will I be able use it from this high?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Alright alright...so hows this thing work?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Is it gonna work from up here?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
Kinzie: "*non commital grunt*"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Reassuring, Kinzie..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Trust me, Kinzie. No one will suspect a thing."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Whatever."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Right."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Makin' me feel better already..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Wonderful."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Mission Start"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Why wouldn't Killbane fight you?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You are certain that Killbane won't agree to fight you?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Sounds like Killbane doesn't wanna mess with you."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Is Killbane really that afraid of you?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "What's the story with you and Killbane?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Is Killbane really that afraid of you?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Snarls"
Angel: "He knows I'm better than him."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "So he'll fight me instead?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "But he will agree to fight me?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "What about me?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "And you think he'll fight me?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "So that means I gotta fight him?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "And you think he'll fight me?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Groans"
Angel: "If there's no more contenders he'll have to."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Or, and stay with me on this, we kill him."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Good. But I still think killing him would be much simpler."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Why don't we just kill him already?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Be easier just to kill him."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Here's an idea; let's just kill him."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "I say we just kill him."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
Angel: "Easier? Yes. But nothing worth doing is easy. When you raise Killbane's mask to the screaming crowd...you'll know you made the right choice."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I'm usually ok with just death..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I am trusting you on this one."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I'll never understand you two."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'll take your word for it."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I dunno, death's pretty shitty too."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "If you say so."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Garbled"
— "Flight Conversation 1"

Announcer: "Murderbrawl! Murderbrawl! Murderbrawl!"
Zach: "That's right, folks! Get those hepatitis vaccines updated because the blood will be flying soon at Murderbrawl XXXI."
Bobby: "Right you are, Zach, and who better to announce the official line-up than the champion himself, Killbane!"
Zach: "Oh ho, you know, opponents have been arriving from all over to face their fears and meet the architect of their demise."
Bobby: "So stay tuned as the press conference will be coming to you live from the 3 Count Casino within the hour!"
Zach: "I can't wait!"
Announcer: "Murderbrawl! Murderbrawl! Murderbrawl!"
— Murderbrawl commercial (audio transcript)

First LuchadorEdit

Angel: "That Luchador heading towards that car is Mad Mangler Merle Roberts."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Mad Mangler? That must be one pissed off Luchador."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "He will amuse himself by leaving a trail of twisted corpses as he drives."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Mad Mangler? He got anger issues or something?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Mad Mangler, huh? So running over a bunch of people is probably his hobby."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Sounds like a ruthless fucker."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Mad Mangler? Do I need to be worried he'll send me back in a box?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Angel: "Actually, he's pretty laid back."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Then people can blame this on Roid Rage."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Good luck convincing the press of that."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Compared to Killbane or normal people?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Fine, Roid Rage then. Work with me here, Angel..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Even laid back people gotta snap sometime."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Throw me a bone at least..."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grumbles"
— "First Luchadore"
Merle Roberts: "Let's get to the press conf... hey, what's wrong with this car?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I think he might hit a few people..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Let the carnage begin."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Dance puppets! Dance!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Time to clear the sidewalks..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "People should start runnin'..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Time to clear the sidewalks..."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grunts"
Merle Roberts: "Oh God! I didn't do that!"
Merle Roberts: "This damn thing's possessed!"
Merle Roberts: "There goes my career..."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Uh oh, Merle's losing control..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "The Mad Mangler is about to retire."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Time for a big finish."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Time for an explosive finale"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Now for the big finish..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "And now the grand finale."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Moans"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Roids are bad for your health, Merle."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I could do this all day."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "See what happens when you're not careful!"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "He should've laid off the juice."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Roid Rage claims another victim."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Steroids are bad for you, kids."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Growls"
Breaking News. Minutes ago, Mad Mangler Merle Roberts, a Luchador slated to compete in the upcoming Murderbrawl 31, ran over several pedestrians in what witnesses say was a rage induced vehicular massacre. His body is being pulled out of the fiery wreckage as his career ended... at a dead end. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.
— Jane Valderamma, "Breaking News Car"

Second LuchadorEdit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Next on the list is?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Who is the next target?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Who's the next to go?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Who's next?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Next on the list?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Who's next?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Angel: "Christopher 'The Clubber' Johnson. He should be on his boat now."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "We talking dance bars or seals here?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I think The Clubber is about to throw his last party."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Clubbing what? Actually, don't answer that."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "No wonder there's no seals around here..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "This guy play Cricket or something?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Surrounded by baby seals?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Mumbles"
— "Explain Second Target"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You boost signals on RC guns often?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Kinzie, I am really liking this device."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I'm kind of enjoying this RC gun..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "This thing's pretty fun, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Remote control was a damn good idea, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "This thing's pretty fun, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Groans"
Kinzie: "Got bored one night and threw it together."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Get a boyfriend... or a girlfriend."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You would be bored less often if you were getting laid."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Okay, somebody needs to get laid..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "You really need to get laid."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Get out and get laid sometime, girl."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "You need to get laid."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Mumbles"
Kinzie: "Electronics are good for that too."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Not the same, Kinzie. Not the same..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Not good enough, I think."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Stop talking."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Wow..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I... yeah..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Didn't hear that."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Groans"
— "Flight Conversation 2"

Boater: "They promised boating was safe!"
Boater: "Great, this boat's defective! I want my money back."
— "Second Boat Takeover"

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Dangerous to party near the water like that."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Boats are such dangerous toys."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Who knew boats were that dangerous."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Boats... dangerous things."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Who knew boats were so dangerous."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Boats... dangerous things."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grumbles"
Angel: "Not as dangerous as helicopters. Trashcan Teddy is on a sky-tour of the city."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You're kidding, right?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Good information. You are making this easy."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Sky-tour?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "How do you know all this shit?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "How'd you know that?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Sky-tour?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Gargles"
Angel: "Know your enemy...know yourself."
— "Second One Dead"
More breaking news. Blood has chummed the water of Steelport as two boats lost control within minutes of each other, resulting in the deaths of the drivers, other boaters, and party-goers on a nearby pier. Is this a boating stunt gone horribly wrong... or is Death smothing out a wrinkle in his deisgn. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.
— Jane Valderamma, "Breaking News Boat"

UnusedEdit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Hello there, Clubber."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "That must be the boat."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "There."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "There."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "There's the boat, right?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "There."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Snarls"
Angel: "He looks different than I remember..."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "One too many hits in the ring, maybe."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "No one will recognize him soon."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Well he's like... far away..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "His mother won't even recognize him soon."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "People can change... trust me."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "His mother won't even recognize him soon."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Groans"
— "See Boat"

Boater: "Why isn't this thing turning off?"
Boater: "Who the hell's driving the boat?"
— "First Boat Takeover"

Angel: "That... was not his voice."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "You said in a boat. Where is he then?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Ah, well. You are sure he is here, yes?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Is he even here?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Well shit... You sure he's here then?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "I thought this was the place though?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Well shit... You sure he's here then?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Garbled"
Kinzie: "Hold on, let me check..."
— "Not Correct Boat"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "This is how a torpedo does it."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "And now for the torpedo..."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Time to drop the torpedo..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Alright, torpedo time."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Time to get my torpedo on..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Torpedoes away!"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Garbled"
Kinzie: "The boat has torpedoes?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Why would the boat have... wait, I'm ending this conversation here..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Who needs torpedoes? I have a boat."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Don't take everything so literally."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "I'm using the boat as a torpedo, it doesn't... you know, nevermind..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Not actual torpedos, I mean... Just forget I said anything."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "What? No. I meant the boat was a torpedo because we--y'know what. Forget it."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Crashing First Boat"
Kinzie: "I've tracked The Clubber's cell phone. He isn't on the water, but near it."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "There's a lot of water here, Kinzie..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Where?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Well that's like the same thing."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Any idea where?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Need more detail than that, Kinzie."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Any idea where?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Found Right Boat Guy"
Angel: "There, down at that beach party."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "A stray boat and a ramp. Perfect."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "It would be a shame if they got hit by a stray boat."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Dangerous spot. Stray boat could land on you."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Dangerous to have a party where a stray boat might land on you."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "So a stray boat wouldn't be out of the question?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Dangerous to have a party where a stray boat might land on you."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Groans"
Kinzie: "Did you say "stray boat"?"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "What else would you call it?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Haven't you heard? Steelport has a stray boat epidemic."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "No I--shut up."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Stray, out of control, whatever..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Yeah. Trust me."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "It happens more than you think."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
— "Second Luchadore Beach"
Angel: "You'll need another boat to crash into the party."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Kind of obvious, but thanks."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "I'm on it."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "One step ahead of you."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Way ahead of you."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "That one looks good."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Way ahead of you."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Gargles"
— "Grab Another Boat"

Third LuchadorEdit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Whoa, Trashcan just jumped!"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Was that Traschan jumping out?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Did he jump out?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Did he just jump out?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Wait, did he just bail out?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Did he just jump out?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Roars"
Angel: "No, that was the pilot. Trashcan must be flying now."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Damn... well don't get too close."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Don't lose him."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Don't lose him."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Don't lose him."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Don't let him get too far away."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Don't lose him."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Sneers"
Angel: "I won't."
— "Third Luchadore"

Fourth LuchadorEdit

The Protagonist - Female 1: "Teddy's headed for the trash now. Next?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "This has been a good day. We have more, yes?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Anyone else still left?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "That's done. There any more?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "There goes Teddy..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "That's done. There any more?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Sneers"
Angel: "I've saved the worst for last...El Presidente."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Why's he the worst?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Good, good. What's the complication?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "What's so bad about him?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "What's the problem?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Sounds pretty important."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Why?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Moans"
Angel: "He's reached out to STAG for protection...He's afraid that Kilbane will try to kill him before the match."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "He's with STAG... STAG has tanks... I don't see a problem here."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "If Kinzie's device can control a tank, STAG will commit a few more atrocities."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "STAG's protection is about to turn on him."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "He's half right...time to take over a tank: I think STAG's about to cause an accident."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Killbane won't get the chance."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "He's half right...time to take over a tank: I think STAG's about to cause an accident."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "Third One Dead"
This just in. It was shades of the great bootlegger recall of aught 7, as yet another mechanical failure resulted in a fatal mid-air helicopter crash. Citizens of Steelport, a word of advice: pull over now. This is Jane Valderamma with a breaking news report.
— Anna, "Breaking News Heli"

Cutscene #2Edit

Killbane: "Ladies and gentlemen...the Stilwater Butcher has graced us with their presence."
The Protagonist: "You wanna fight the best, you fight me."
Killbane: "The best? The best is beating Sway the Spider-God in a Tijuana Scaffold Match. The best is defending the world title 13 times in one night. The best is winning a last man standing match with two broken legs...Trust me little Icarus: you're flying too close to the sun."
The Protagonist: "Oh my God, quit being a bitch and put your mask up."
Killbane: "If you wanna be broken by The Walking Apocalypse I will gladly oblige you."
— "cutscene Out"


UnsortedEdit

Angel: "Convenient. There's another helicopter you can use to crash into Trashcan's."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "It's like someone's planning this out for me..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Very convenient."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Gotta love coincidences."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Funny how that always works out..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Would've been surprised if there wasn't..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Someone must be looking out for me."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Snarls"
— "Controlling Helicopter"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "They teach helicopter piloting to all Luchadores?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "You pilot well, Angel. You must fly quite often."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "I didn't know you could fly, Angel."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "So where'd you learn to fly, Angel?"
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Where'd you learn to handle a chopper, Angel?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "How'd you learn to fly, Angel?"
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Babbles"
Angel: "I needed to find new ways to challenge and train myself."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "And flying a chopper helps this how?"
The Protagonist - Female 2: "How does flying challenge you?"
The Protagonist - Female 3: "How does flying fit into wrestling?"
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Don't see how flying a chopper helps with that."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Flying a chopper helps with training?"
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Don't see how one helps with the other."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Growls"
Angel: "It doesn't. But I had to learn so I could practice jumping out."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "There's the Angel I know."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "That makes sense."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "How does... y'know what, forget it."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Now that makes sense..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Makes sense..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "...right..."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "Flight Conversation 3"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "I told you STAG has tanks."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Excellent. Plenty of tanks to choose from."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "That's... a lot of tanks."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Perfect... tanks."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Good god..."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Grunts"
— "Fourth Luchadore"
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Now to piss off the big guy..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "It is time for Killbane and I to have a little chat."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "We're just getting started..."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Time to pick a fight..."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Time to say hi to Killbane..."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "Time to pick a fight..."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Babbles"
— "Fourth One Dead"


Interrogation: "What do you want from me, spirit?!"
Interrogation: "Great, now my chopper is haunted, too."
— "Heli Takeover"

Angel: "There! He's getting in a car."
The Protagonist - Female 1: "Because that'll stop a tank..."
The Protagonist - Female 2: "Watch closely. El Presidente is about to be assassinated."
The Protagonist - Female 3: "Easy target. We can take care of this."
The Protagonist - Male 1: "Don't worry...he won't get far."
The Protagonist - Male 2: "Like that's gonna help his ass."
The Protagonist - Male 3: "He won't go far."
The Protagonist - Zombie: "Growls"
— "Last Target Entering Car"


Kinzie: "Great, there goes the signal."
Kinzie: "Signal dropped. What a surprise."
Kinzie: "Told you to keep it close."
Kinzie: "Ugh..."
Kinzie: "Um, where'd the signal go?"
— "Signal"

STAG: "Nobody gave the order to roll out!"
STAG: "Sir, there's nobody at the controls of that thing."
STAG: "Then it's gone rogue..."
STAG: "Sir...?"
STAG: "All units, destroy that tank!"
— "STAG Tank Chatter Start"

STAG: "We need more firepower on it!"
STAG: "We stop it before we lose any more men!"
STAG: "It has a mind of it's own!"
STAG: "Why is it after us?!"
— "STAG Tank Radio Chatter"

Kinzie: "Pull the vehicle back before it's out of range of your controller."
Kinzie: "That's getting too far to control."
Kinzie: "The range is limited on that remote."
Kinzie: "You'll lose control if you don't slow it down."
Kinzie: "You're gonna lose the signal."
— "Vehicle Almost Too"

GalleryEdit

  • Pierce, Shaundi and Viola DeWynter await The Protagonist at the Broken Shillelagh bar
  • The Protagonist arrives and they discuss how to make their move on Killbane
  • Viola states that the humiliation caused by forcing him to remove his mask after winning a match against him in the upcoming Murderbrawl event would be more effective than killing him
  • Pierce
  • Killbane's press conference outside 3 Count Casino
  • Killbane agrees to fight The Protagonist, known as the Stilwater Butcher, and puts up his mask
  • A mission failure screen
  • Another mission failure screen
  • UI image used when saving after this mission
  • Gameplay from the mission

ReferencesEdit

  1. Image:
    A Remote Chance failed - kill more

    "Not enough pedestrians killed!" failure

  2. Image:
    A Remote Chance failed - decoy destroyed

    "Decoy Helicopter Destroyed!" failure

  3. Note: Requires "Face Your Fear"
  4. Mission: Saints and Martyrs
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