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Marked since 2013-08-11 because: The radio interview between Jane Valderamma and Killbane needs transcribing.

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Live! With Killbane
Live! with Killbane complete
"Live! With Killbane" mission completion screen in Saints Row: The Third.
Story arc

Deckers

Homie(s)

Shaundi

Objective(s)

• Go to Smiling Jack's
• Go to helicopter
• Go to radio tower
• Plant transmitter
• Get in helicopter
• Go to radio tower
• Plant transmitter
• Get in helicopter
• Approach Broadcast Van
• Target Broadcast Van
• Go to interview
• Enter building
• Clear Deckers
• Talk to Jane
• Get in helicopter
• Catch Killbane

Reward(s)

$10,000
• 2500 Respect
• Spotlight (Oppressor)

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"Live! With Killbane" is a mission in Saints Row: The Third.

Shaundi: "Gotcha... DAMN IT! What did you do!?"
The Protagonist: "What did I do? I don't fucking know!"
Shaundi: "Learn to fucking fly!"
Live With Killbane intro
Shaundi and The Protagonist, after Killbane escapes due to their helicopter losing control.

Description Edit

Before taking out the Deckers, Kinzie Kensington phones The Protagonist and Shaundi and has them meet her at Smiling Jack's diner. She shows the two a live news interview between Jane Valderamma and Killbane, where the latter is disparaging the Saints and has framed them for the destruction of Hughes Memorial Bridge (which Killbane himself destroyed in an ambush[1]) by giving them a fake, yet believable footage of Pierce, Shaundi and The Protagonist, dancing near the destroyed bridge, despite a shadow being cast on the backdrop. The Protagonist and Shaundi decide they quickly need to stop Killbane.

With Kinzie's help, the two manage to triangulate the location of the broadcast to an abandoned office building in Espina, New Colvin. They arrive too late and learn that Killbane has already fled. Following in a helicopter, Shaundi attempts to kill him with an McManus 2015, but before she can fire the helicopter goes haywire and crashes into the street, allowing Killbane to escape. An angry Shaundi asks The Protagonist what happened; they are also confused, but receive a provoking text message from Matt Miller stating, "Cheers ;)".

Gameplay Edit

Live With Killbane

Gameplay from the mission.

The Oppressor helicopter is located just around the corner, at the docks behind Kinzie's Warehouse. After getting inside with Shaundi, fly on over to the first radio tower and plant the transmitter after killing all the Deckers nearby; they shouldn't present much of a problem, but the generators dotted around can explode after taking a little gunfire, and these can cause significant damage. The second radio tower also requires the player plant a transmitter; rather than going up the staircase to the left after exiting the helicopter (facing the building from the helipad), instead climb back into helicopter and fly it up to the rooftop.

Now head to the Broadcast Van and descend close enough to start scanning it with the spotlight. Players must follow the van around as it tries to escape until the meter fully fills up (target it with the reticle, not the physical laser spotlight), upon which players must head to the abandoned office building in Espina to confront Killbane. After reaching the building, kill all of the Deckers here. Two Deckers Specialists are present here (one first, then another): they use speed and their Shock Hammer to damage and "ragdoll" The Protagonist and leave them briefly defenseless. After clearing everyone out, speak to Jane Valderamma to learn where Killbane is and head back up to helicopter to follow him. Fly towards his nearby Infuego to trigger the final cutscene and complete the mission.

Rewards Edit

  • Spotlight unlocked


Newscast Edit

Main article: Newscasts
Live! With Killbane radio newscasts media 00006
Jane Valderamma: Angered over Eddie "Killbane" Pryor's exclusive interview, members of the 3rd Street Saints confronted several of his associates, gunning them down in an abandoned office building. Your very own Jane Valderamma cornered these now-infamous killers to ask them their thoughts on the accusations of the self-proclaimed philanthropist. While the conversation was punctuated with guns waving threateningly, the message was clear: the Saints want to end Killbane's life. The reasons behind this murderous intent did not come out, though the recent release of a video showing their involvement in the destruction of a memorial bridge in Stilwater may have sparked their ire. This is Jane Valderamma risking life and limb for you, Steelport.

Trivia Edit

  • The news ticker in the opening cutscene states: "[...] boy nags parents into purchasing adult elephant as pet...Two children found found guilty of using illegal immigrants to supply lemonade stand...Technically Legal fined by health inspectors for 6th outbreak of gonorrhea in as many [...]".
    • The news ticker in the closing cutscene of the later mission "STAG Film" states that a memorial service is to be held for the boy, who was trampled to death by the elephant.
  • The radio station cannot be changed during this mission.
  • This is the only mission in Saints Row: The Third where Jane Valderamma appears outside a cutscene.
  • The end of this mission features Killbane escaping in a unique Infuego painted with Luchador colors; the Infuego is usually a Morningstar gang vehicle which the Luchadores do not use. This vehicle's underglow is Morningstar red instead of Luchador green.

Transcript Edit

Prologue Edit

The Protagonist: "Kinzie, you found anything out about the Deckers?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I know a lot about the Deckers."
The Protagonist: "Well, I know that, but I mean, anything we can use?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Tons, but you shouldn't worry about that now."
The Protagonist: "Okay, then what should I—"
Kinzie Kensington: "Is Shaundi with you?"
The Protagonist: "No. Why do you want to know? What's going on?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I'll call her then. Meet me at Smiling Jack's diner, there's something you need to see."

Kinzie Kensington: "I've been tracking the Deckers' movements in Steelport."
The Protagonist: "So how do we stop these cyber nerds?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Goth-cyberpunks."
The Protagonist: "Excuse me?"
Kinzie Kensington: "The Deckers are part of the goth-cyberpunk crowd, not the cyber nerds. Different group altogether. Like confusing a baseball player with a football player."
The Protagonist: "Uh, right... so, stopping them..."
Kinzie Kensington: "... will have to wait. Get to Smiling Jack's diner and bring Shaundi. A new problem just came up."
The Protagonist: "Shaundi, need you to meet me at Smiling Jack's. Kinzie says something's up."
Shaundi: "I'll be waiting there for you."
The Protagonist: "Just meet me there."

Kinzie Kensington: "Good, it's you."
The Protagonist: "... Yes, it's me. And?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Sorry, was reading. More crimes attributed to the Deckers have been popping up."
The Protagonist: "Anything we can use?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Possible. I... oh, that's not good."
The Protagonist: "What? What isn't good?"
Kinzie Kensington: "We'll need another person, maybe Shaundi... Meet me at Smiling Jack's diner."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie?... Shit."

The Protagonist: "Hey, how's the Decker plan coming along?"
Kinzie Kensington: "You can't rush these things. Running in and shooting won't work on Matt Miller and the Deckers."
The Protagonist: "Doesn't have to be perfect, just something to get started with."
Kinzie Kensington: "Well the plan's almost complete, so I'll wait for that."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Uh oh. That's not good."
The Protagonist: "What? What's not good?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Come to Smiling Jack's."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, what's going on?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I'll call Shaundi, we'll need her. See ya."

The Protagonist: "How you doing with plans for the Deckers?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I think we should be able to bring them down."
The Protagonist: "Alright, where should I start?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I was speaking speculatively. Right now I still have to crack a few databases."
The Protagonist: "Um, then what should I be doing now?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Dealing with our current problem."
The Protagonist: "The Deckers are our problem, and you just said..."
Kinzie Kensington: "I'm not talking about the Deckers. There are other problems out there you know."
The Protagonist: "Well yeah, but..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Here, meet me at Smiling Jack's and I'll show you."

Kinzie Kensington: "This really isn't a good time."
The Protagonist: "Then call me back when it is."
Kinzie Kensington: "No, I mean what's going on isn't good for the Saints."
The Protagonist: "You knew that coming into this."
Kinzie Kensington: "I mean right now. What's going on RIGHT NOW. You have no idea, do you?"
The Protagonist: "Apparently not."
Kinzie Kensington: "Come to Smiling Jack's diner and I'll show you."
The Protagonist: "This better be worth it."

Kinzie Kensington: "Where have you been?"
The Protagonist: "[Grumbles]"
Kinzie Kensington: "They've been talking about it for the last hour. It's all over the net and TV."
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
Kinzie Kensington: "You need to see this. Come to Smiling Jack's and I'll show you."
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"
Kinzie Kensington: "You don't say much, do you?"
The Protagonist: "[Mumbles]"

Cutscene #1 Edit

Kinzie Kensington: "You need to see this..."
Jane Valderamma: "...Fortunately, this exclusive footage has come to light, and with us live, the man responsible..."
Jane Valderamma: "...Eddie "Killbane" Pryor. Thanks for being here, Eddie."
Killbane: "My pleasure, Jane. And please, call me Killbane."
Jane Valderamma: "Very well. Killbane, the are some who claim you're a criminal."
Killbane: "No, no, Jane, my dear, please. The Saints are criminals. Call me eccentric, but I'm just an entertainer slash businessman slash philanthropist slash—"
Jane Valderamma: "We get it."
The Protagonist: "Where are they?"
Kinzie Kensington: "No idea. They're broadcasting from an undisclosed location."
Shaundi: "Well, fucking disclose it."
Kinzie Kensington: "I might be able to triangulate where they're shooting if you go to the broadcast towers and—"
The Protagonist: "We're on it."

Gameplay Edit

Kinzie Kensington: "Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it. I'll explain when you're airborne."
Shaundi: "That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air."
The Protagonist: "He already is."
Shaundi: "Fuck. Him."
The Protagonist: "This guy's got a bigger ego than me..."
The Protagonist: "We're here, Kinzie. What next?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed."
The Protagonist: "There's Deckers up here."
Kinzie Kensington: "They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards."
The Protagonist: "Thanks for the heads up."
Kinzie Kensington: "Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower."
The Protagonist: "How many gadgets you think Kinzie's got all over this city by now?"
Shaundi: "Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom."
The Protagonist: "She wouldn't spy on her own people like that..."
Shaundi: "You sure about that?"
The Protagonist: "...Remind me to have my room checked when we get back."
The Protagonist: "Give me a second to place this thing."
The Protagonist: "So where'd you get these transmitters anyway, Kinzie?"
Kinzie Kensington: "It's safer you don't know."
The Protagonist: "What does that even mean?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, it probably means that it's safer... if you don't know. Look, they work, that's all that matters."
Shaundi: "What're we gonna do about that video the press has?"
The Protagonist: "Our PR department can take care of that, right?"
Shaundi: "People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy."
The Protagonist: "Then what the hell do we pay them for?"
Shaundi: "Covering up the small shit."
The Protagonist: "Since when do we do 'small' shit?"
The Protagonist: "Alright, hooking this thing up."

Kinzie Kensington: "There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van."
The Protagonist: "Van?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from."
The Protagonist: "They're inside it?"
Kinzie Kensington: "No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location."
The Protagonist: "The what?"
Kinzie Kensington: "The light on the helicopter! Shine it on the van!"
Shaundi: "Great, they're running. We must've spooked them."
Kinzie Kensington: "He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location..."
The Protagonist: "Nice work, Kinzie. Now let's rile him up."
Shaundi: "What're you gonna do?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, patching your cell through."
Jane Valderamma: "Looks like we have a caller. You're on the air with Killbane. What's your ques—"
The Protagonist: "Listen, you fat piece of shit. You hav—"
Killbane: "I'm sorry, do you have a question for me?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah, I'm going to come down there and tear your goddamn throat out!"
Jane Valderamma: "Erm, perhaps this has gone just a bit too far."
Killbane: "I'm not sure that's a question either; it sounds more like a threat."
The Protagonist: "No... it's a promise."
Jane Valderamma: "Okay, we need to—"
Killbane: "Ooh, someone talked to a washed up wrestler, and now they think they can cut a promo!"
The Protagonist: "Listen, Eddie..."
Killbane: "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!"
The Protagonist: "Buddy I am gonna skull fuck y—"
Jane Valderamma: "And that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Killbane. This has been Jane Valderamma with a special interview."

Shaundi: "This looks like the place."
The Protagonist: "Clear 'em out quick and quiet."
Shaundi: "Quietly?"
The Protagonist: "Well, quiet-ish..."
The Protagonist: "Where the hell is Killbane?"
Shaundi: "Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask."
The Protagonist: "We gotta get through them, first."
Jane Valderamma: "It's been a while. You look good."
The Protagonist: "Where's Killbane?"
Jane Valderamma: "He mentioned heading north. You-You're not... after me about the interview, are you?"
The Protagonist: "Back to the chopper. We're going after Killbane."
Shaundi: "Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch."
The Protagonist: "I'll get you above him."
Shaundi: "Just keep it steady so I get a shot."
The Protagonist: "Make it count."

Kinzie Kensington: "Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it. I'll explain when you're airborne."
Shaundi: "That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air."
The Protagonist: "Gonna nothin', he's doing it now..."
Shaundi: "Fuck. Him."
The Protagonist: "Don't worry, he's gonna get his..."
The Protagonist: "Talk to me, Kinzie..."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed."
The Protagonist: "Shit, the Deckers are here!"
Kinzie Kensington: "They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards."
The Protagonist: "Next time a little heads up'd be nice..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower."
The Protagonist: "You think Kinzie is gonna do anything with these transmitters once we're done with Killbane?"
Shaundi: "Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie would never spy on her own people..."
Shaundi: "You sure about that?"
The Protagonist: "You're right, the bitch is crazy."
The Protagonist: "Setting up the transmitter..."
The Protagonist: "You get all these toys from your FBI days?"
Kinzie Kensington: "It's safer you don't know."
The Protagonist: "What's that even mean?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, it probably means that it's safer... if you don't know. Look, they work, that's all that matters."
Shaundi: "What're we gonna do about that video the press has?"
The Protagonist: "Ultor's gonna bury it, right?"
Shaundi: "People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy."
The Protagonist: "Then what the fuck are their lawyers good for?"
Shaundi: "Covering up the small shit."
The Protagonist: "Remind me to get Gryphon on the phone, later..."
The Protagonist: "Getting the transmitter in place..."

Kinzie Kensington: "There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van."
The Protagonist: "What?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from."
The Protagonist: "So they're in the van..."
Kinzie Kensington: "No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location."
The Protagonist: "English, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "The light on the helicopter! Shine it on the van!"
Shaundi: "Great, they're running. We must've spooked them."
Kinzie Kensington: "He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location..."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, hook me up with the stations phone number..."
Shaundi: "What're you gonna do?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, patching your cell through."
Jane Valderamma: "Looks like we have a caller. You're on the air with Killbane. What's your ques—"
The Protagonist: "Listen, motherfucker, you know that tape is bullshit—"
Killbane: "I'm sorry, do you have a question for me?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah: What are you gonna do when I tear out your fucking eyes..."
Jane Valderamma: "Erm, perhaps this has gone just a bit too far."
Killbane: "I'm not sure that's a question either; it sounds more like a threat."
The Protagonist: "Very astute."
Jane Valderamma: "Okay, we need to—"
Killbane: "Ooh, someone talked to a washed up wrestler, and now they think they can cut a promo!"
The Protagonist: "I'm gonna break it down for you Eddie..."
Killbane: "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!"
The Protagonist: "You can hide behind all the Luchador bitches you want, but I'm gonna find you...and when I do I'm gonna fuckin' kill yo—"
Jane Valderamma: "And that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Killbane. This has been Jane Valderamma with a special interview."

Shaundi: "This looks like the place."
The Protagonist: "Let's do this quietly..."
Shaundi: "Quietly?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah that sounds lame, let's just shoot these motherfuckers..."
The Protagonist: "Alright, we gotta find Killbane..."
Shaundi: "Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask."
The Protagonist: "Let's say hello to our old friend Jane..."
Jane Valderamma: "It's been a while. You look good."
The Protagonist: "Where is that sonofabitch..."
Jane Valderamma: "He mentioned heading north. You-You're not... after me about the interview, are you?"
The Protagonist: "We're not letting Killbane get away, back to the roof."
Shaundi: "Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch."
The Protagonist: "I'll get you in position."
Shaundi: "Just keep it steady so I get a shot."
The Protagonist: "You got it."

Kinzie Kensington: "Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it. I'll explain when you're airborne."
Shaundi: "That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air."
The Protagonist: "He already is."
Shaundi: "Fuck. Him."
The Protagonist: "Who the fuck does this prick think he is?"
The Protagonist: "We're here, Kinzie. What next?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed."
The Protagonist: "I see Deckers."
Kinzie Kensington: "They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards."
The Protagonist: "Thanks for the heads up."
Kinzie Kensington: "Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower."
The Protagonist: "How much of this city you think she's monitoring?"
Shaundi: "Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom."
The Protagonist: "That's mental. She wouldn't do that."
Shaundi: "You sure about that?"
The Protagonist: "...Well now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight, thanks."
The Protagonist: "Give me a bit to place this thing."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, where'd you nick these transmitters?"
Kinzie Kensington: "It's safer you don't know."
The Protagonist: "Whatchu mean, safer?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, it probably means that it's safer... if you don't know. Look, they work, that's all that matters."
Shaundi: "What're we gonna do about that video the press has?"
The Protagonist: "Who cares? Let PR worry about that."
Shaundi: "People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy."
The Protagonist: "Then what the hell do we pay them for?"
Shaundi: "Covering up the small shit."
The Protagonist: "When was the last time we did "small shit"?"
The Protagonist: "Alright, hooking this thing up."

Kinzie Kensington: "There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van."
The Protagonist: "Van?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from."
The Protagonist: "They're inside it?"
Kinzie Kensington: "No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location."
The Protagonist: "What the hell are you jabbering on about?"
Kinzie Kensington: "The light on the helicopter! Shine it on the van!"
Shaundi: "Great, they're running. We must've spooked them."
Kinzie Kensington: "He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location..."
The Protagonist: "Nice work, Kinzie. Now let's get him good and riled."
Shaundi: "What're you gonna do?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, patching your cell through."
Jane Valderamma: "Looks like we have a caller. You're on the air with Killbane. What's your ques—"
The Protagonist: "Listen up you tubby wad of goo—"
Killbane: "I'm sorry, do you have a question for me?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah, I'm going to march down there and step on your bloody throat."
Jane Valderamma: "Erm, perhaps this has gone just a bit too far."
Killbane: "I'm not sure that's a question either; it sounds more like a threat."
The Protagonist: "I don't make threats, mate. I makes promises."
Jane Valderamma: "Okay, we need to—"
Killbane: "Ooh, someone talked to a washed up wrestler, and now they think they can cut a promo!"
The Protagonist: "Listen, Eddie..."
Killbane: "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!"
The Protagonist: "Listen lad—I call you what I want. And if you think I give one flyin fu—"
Jane Valderamma: "And that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Killbane. This has been Jane Valderamma with a special interview."

Shaundi: "This looks like the place."
The Protagonist: "Clear 'em out quick and quietly."
Shaundi: "Quietly?"
The Protagonist: "Quiet...ish?"
The Protagonist: "Where the hell is Killbane?"
Shaundi: "Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask."
The Protagonist: "We gotta get through them, first."
Jane Valderamma: "It's been a while. You look good."
The Protagonist: "Where's Killbane?"
Jane Valderamma: "He mentioned heading north. You-You're not... after me about the interview, are you?"
The Protagonist: "Back in the bird. We're going after Killbane."
Shaundi: "Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch."
The Protagonist: "I'll get you above him."
Shaundi: "Just keep it steady so I get a shot."
The Protagonist: "Make it count, love."

Kinzie Kensington: "Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it. I'll explain when you're airborne."
Shaundi: "That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air."
The Protagonist: "Wouldn't be the first time..."
Shaundi: "Fuck. Him."
The Protagonist: "What, you don't think Killbane is noble?"
The Protagonist: "Instruction time, Kinzie."
Kinzie Kensington: "I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed."
The Protagonist: "You didn't say anything about Deckers being up here."
Kinzie Kensington: "They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards."
The Protagonist: "Just give me a heads up next time, Kinzie..."
Kinzie Kensington: "Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower."
The Protagonist: "Is there any place in this city Kinzie hasn't placed some device?"
Shaundi: "Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom."
The Protagonist: "I don't think she wants to hear the details of your sex life, Shaundi."
Shaundi: "You sure about that?"
The Protagonist: "Though I'll bet we could make some good money off it..."
The Protagonist: "Cover me while I hook this thing up."
The Protagonist: "Do you make all these gadgets, Kinzie, or steal them?"
Kinzie Kensington: "It's safer you don't know."
The Protagonist: "Safer? What do you mean safer?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, it probably means that it's safer... if you don't know. Look, they work, that's all that matters."
Shaundi: "What're we gonna do about that video the press has?"
The Protagonist: "Play the whole thing off as some phony publicity stunt?"
Shaundi: "People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy."
The Protagonist: "Then what do we have a PR department for?"
Shaundi: "Covering up the small shit."
The Protagonist: "Is anything we do small? Ever?"
The Protagonist: "Turning this thing on and then we can take off."

Kinzie Kensington: "There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van."
The Protagonist: "I thought you just said "van"."
Kinzie Kensington: "A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from."
The Protagonist: "So what, blow it to hell?"
Kinzie Kensington: "No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location."
The Protagonist: "I don't see that button on the dashboard..."
Kinzie Kensington: "The light on the helicopter! Shine it on the van!"
Shaundi: "Great, they're running. We must've spooked them."
Kinzie Kensington: "He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location..."
The Protagonist: "That should give us just enough time..."
Shaundi: "What're you gonna do?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, patching your cell through."
Jane Valderamma: "Looks like we have a caller. You're on the air with Killbane. What's your ques—"
The Protagonist: "Listen up you son of a bitch—"
Killbane: "I'm sorry, do you have a question for me?"
The Protagonist: "I'm gonna find you and put a bullet in that inflated fucking head of yours!"
Jane Valderamma: "Erm, perhaps this has gone just a bit too far."
Killbane: "I'm not sure that's a question either; it sounds more like a threat."
The Protagonist: "It's a promise."
Jane Valderamma: "Okay, we need to—"
Killbane: "Ooh, someone talked to a washed up wrestler, and now they think they can cut a promo!"
The Protagonist: "You know, Eddie..."
Killbane: "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!"
The Protagonist: "I am gonna fuckin' murder you, your family, your dog..."
Jane Valderamma: "And that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Killbane. This has been Jane Valderamma with a special interview."

Shaundi: "This looks like the place."
The Protagonist: "Okay, let's quietly sneak in..."
Shaundi: "Quietly?"
The Protagonist: "Or run in guns blazing, either works for me."
The Protagonist: "You see Killbane anywhere?"
Shaundi: "Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask."
The Protagonist: "Seems to be a couple people in the way..."
Jane Valderamma: "It's been a while. You look good."
The Protagonist: "Well I always do. Now where'd Killbane go?"
Jane Valderamma: "He mentioned heading north. You-You're not... after me about the interview, are you?"
The Protagonist: "Time to get back in the air and catch that asshole."
Shaundi: "Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch."
The Protagonist: "Lemme get close enough..."
Shaundi: "Just keep it steady so I get a shot."
The Protagonist: "No problem."

Kinzie Kensington: "Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it. I'll explain when you're airborne."
Shaundi: "That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air."
The Protagonist: "I didn't think Killbane would try something this subtle."
Shaundi: "Fuck. Him."
The Protagonist: "Attacking corporations, talking about the children... this guy sounds like a bad politician."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie, what are we to do?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed."
The Protagonist: "Why are the Deckers guarding a radio tower?"
Kinzie Kensington: "They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards."
The Protagonist: "You knew about them? Kinzie, you are welcome to share these bits of information with me."
Kinzie Kensington: "Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower."
The Protagonist: "Kinzie is good. She must have the whole town bugged by now."
Shaundi: "Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom."
The Protagonist: "That does not seem likely..."
Shaundi: "You sure about that?"
The Protagonist: "Good point. She might have footage of Pierce... Uh, anyway. I'll talk with her."
The Protagonist: "It will take just a moment to set this up."
The Protagonist: "Where do you get your equipment, Kinzie?"
Kinzie Kensington: "It's safer you don't know."
The Protagonist: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, it probably means that it's safer... if you don't know. Look, they work, that's all that matters."
Shaundi: "What're we gonna do about that video the press has?"
The Protagonist: "We'll let our PR department earn their paychecks."
Shaundi: "People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy."
The Protagonist: "Then we will find someone else. Why pay a PR team if not for times like this?"
Shaundi: "Covering up the small shit."
The Protagonist: "We do small shit?"
The Protagonist: "I will be done here soon."

Kinzie Kensington: "There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van."
The Protagonist: "What van?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from."
The Protagonist: "Will Killbane be inside this van?"
Kinzie Kensington: "No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location."
The Protagonist: "Use the what?"
Kinzie Kensington: "The light on the helicopter! Shine it on the van!"
Shaundi: "Great, they're running. We must've spooked them."
Kinzie Kensington: "He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location..."
The Protagonist: "Good work, Kinzie. Now we let him know who he is messing with."
Shaundi: "What're you gonna do?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, patching your cell through."
Jane Valderamma: "Looks like we have a caller. You're on the air with Killbane. What's your ques—"
The Protagonist: "Listen carefully, stupid bag of shit—"
Killbane: "I'm sorry, do you have a question for me?"
The Protagonist: "Do you like pain, Walking Asspocalypse?"
Jane Valderamma: "Erm, perhaps this has gone just a bit too far."
Killbane: "I'm not sure that's a question either; it sounds more like a threat."
The Protagonist: "No threats. Just a promise. When I'm through with you, your lover won't be able to identify your body."
Jane Valderamma: "Okay, we need to—"
Killbane: "Ooh, someone talked to a washed up wrestler, and now they think they can cut a promo!"
The Protagonist: "Listen, Eddie..."
Killbane: "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!"
The Protagonist: "You can't hide your shame behind that mask forever, EDDIE. Before I'm done with you everyone will know how fucking spineless you are."
Jane Valderamma: "And that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Killbane. This has been Jane Valderamma with a special interview."

Shaundi: "This looks like the place."
The Protagonist: "Kill them, quickly and quietly."
Shaundi: "Quietly?"
The Protagonist: "Just kill them."
The Protagonist: "Find Killbane."
Shaundi: "Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask."
The Protagonist: "After we are done tending to these punks."
Jane Valderamma: "It's been a while. You look good."
The Protagonist: "I want Killbane."
Jane Valderamma: "He mentioned heading north. You-You're not... after me about the interview, are you?"
The Protagonist: "Back to the helicopter. We are finishing this now."
Shaundi: "Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch."
The Protagonist: "I am bringing you into position."
Shaundi: "Just keep it steady so I get a shot."
The Protagonist: "Make me proud, Shaundi."

Kinzie Kensington: "Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it. I'll explain when you're airborne."
Shaundi: "That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air."
The Protagonist: "Looks like that's already happening."
Shaundi: "Fuck. Him."
The Protagonist: "This guy's more self-absorbed than Birk."
The Protagonist: "So what's the deal, Kinzie?"
Kinzie Kensington: "I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed."
The Protagonist: "What are the Deckers doing here?"
Kinzie Kensington: "They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards."
The Protagonist: "Wish I'd known that sooner."
Kinzie Kensington: "Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower."
The Protagonist: "Makes you kind of wonder what else she's up to..."
Shaundi: "Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom."
The Protagonist: "C'mon. She wouldn't do that."
Shaundi: "You sure about that?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah. Maybe. Actually no... Fuck."
The Protagonist: "Where exactly do these transmitters come from?"
Kinzie Kensington: "It's safer you don't know."
The Protagonist: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, it probably means that it's safer... if you don't know. Look, they work, that's all that matters."
Shaundi: "What're we gonna do about that video the press has?"
The Protagonist: "Let the PR department worry about it."
Shaundi: "People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy."
The Protagonist: "Then what are they good for?"
Shaundi: "Covering up the small shit."
The Protagonist: "Yeah, they need to start earning those paychecks."

Kinzie Kensington: "There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van."
The Protagonist: "Van?"
Kinzie Kensington: "A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from."
The Protagonist: "So that means they're in there?"
Kinzie Kensington: "No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location."
The Protagonist: "Hold up... a laser signal what?"
Kinzie Kensington: "The light on the helicopter! Shine it on the van!"
Shaundi: "Great, they're running. We must've spooked them."
Kinzie Kensington: "He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location..."
The Protagonist: "Thanks for the tip. Now let's have a little fun."
Shaundi: "What're you gonna do?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, patching your cell through."
Jane Valderamma: "Looks like we have a caller. You're on the air with Killbane. What's your ques—"
The Protagonist: "Hey, listen up you flaming sack of shit. You ha—"
Killbane: "I'm sorry, do you have a question for me?"
The Protagonist: "Yeah. How are you gonna do these interviews with your jaw wired shut?"
Jane Valderamma: "Erm, perhaps this has gone just a bit too far."
Killbane: "I'm not sure that's a question either; it sounds more like a threat."
The Protagonist: "I don't do threats. I do guarantees."
Jane Valderamma: "Okay, we need to—"
Killbane: "Ooh, someone talked to a washed up wrestler, and now they think they can cut a promo!"
The Protagonist: "Eddie, Eddie, Eddie..."
Killbane: "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!"
The Protagonist: "Ed. Eduardo. Buddy. The next time I see you, I'm gonna cut off your ba—"
Jane Valderamma: "And that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Killbane. This has been Jane Valderamma with a special interview."

Shaundi: "This looks like the place."
The Protagonist: "Get 'em out. Quickly and quietly."
Shaundi: "Quietly?"
The Protagonist: "Relatively speaking."
The Protagonist: "Where's Killbane?"
Shaundi: "Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask."
The Protagonist: "After we get through these guys."
Jane Valderamma: "It's been a while. You look good."
The Protagonist: "Where's Killbane hiding?"
Jane Valderamma: "He mentioned heading north. You-You're not... after me about the interview, are you?"
The Protagonist: "Get in the copter. It's time to find Killbane."
Shaundi: "Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch."
The Protagonist: "I'll get you a clear view."
Shaundi: "Just keep it steady so I get a shot."
The Protagonist: "Better not miss."

Kinzie Kensington: "Called in a favor to get a helicopter. Use it. I'll explain when you're airborne."
Shaundi: "That asshole's gonna trash the Saints on air."
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"
Shaundi: "Fuck. Him."
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
The Protagonist: "[Gargles]"
Kinzie Kensington: "I've sent you coordinates to several radio towers. Head to the first one and let me know when you've landed."
The Protagonist: "[Grumbles]"
Kinzie Kensington: "They probably use these antennas for the Decker usenet. Not surprising they'd leave guards."
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
Kinzie Kensington: "Use the transmitters I left under the seat. Place one on the radio antenna. Then head to the next tower."
The Protagonist: "[Roars]"
Shaundi: "Who cares, as long as she isn't bugging my bedroom."
The Protagonist: "[Groans]"
Shaundi: "You sure about that?"
The Protagonist: "[Snarls]"
The Protagonist: "[Grunts]"
The Protagonist: "[Babbles]"
Kinzie Kensington: "It's safer you don't know."
The Protagonist: "[Moans]"
Kinzie Kensington: "Well, it probably means that it's safer... if you don't know. Look, they work, that's all that matters."
Shaundi: "What're we gonna do about that video the press has?"
The Protagonist: "[Grumbles]"
Shaundi: "People think we blew up a landmark. I don't think it's that easy."
The Protagonist: "[Groans]"
Shaundi: "Covering up the small shit."
The Protagonist: "[Sneers]"
The Protagonist: "[Mumbles]"

Kinzie Kensington: "There, got it. Sending the coordinates of the van."
The Protagonist: "[Growls]"
Kinzie Kensington: "A broadcasting van. It's where the signal is being sent from."
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"
Kinzie Kensington: "No. Use the laser signal tracker to help me find their broadcast location."
The Protagonist: "[Roars]"
Kinzie Kensington: "The light on the helicopter! Shine it on the van!"
Shaundi: "Great, they're running. We must've spooked them."
Kinzie Kensington: "He's in an abandoned office building. Let me send you the location..."
The Protagonist: "[Roars]"
Shaundi: "What're you gonna do?"
Kinzie Kensington: "Okay, patching your cell through."
Jane Valderamma: "Looks like we have a caller. You're on the air with Killbane. What's your ques—"
The Protagonist: "[Grumbles]"
Killbane: "I'm sorry, do you have a question for me?"
The Protagonist: "[Groans]"
Jane Valderamma: "Erm, perhaps this has gone just a bit too far."
Killbane: "I'm not sure that's a question either; it sounds more like a threat."
The Protagonist: "[Babbles]"
Jane Valderamma: "Okay, we need to—"
Killbane: "Ooh, someone talked to a washed up wrestler, and now they think they can cut a promo!"
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"
Killbane: "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!"
The Protagonist: "[Mumbles]"
Jane Valderamma: "And that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Killbane. This has been Jane Valderamma with a special interview."

Shaundi: "This looks like the place."
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"
Shaundi: "Quietly?"
The Protagonist: "[Gargles]"
The Protagonist: "[Babbles]"
Shaundi: "Bet that reporter knows. Let's ask."
The Protagonist: "[Growls]"
Jane Valderamma: "It's been a while. You look good."
The Protagonist: "[Sneers]"
Jane Valderamma: "He mentioned heading north. You-You're not... after me about the interview, are you?"
The Protagonist: "[Roars]"
Shaundi: "Let's put a bullet in that sonofabitch."
The Protagonist: "[Mumbles]"
Shaundi: "Just keep it steady so I get a shot."
The Protagonist: "[Garbled]"

Cutscene #2 Edit

Shaundi: "Gotcha..."
Shaundi: "DAMN IT! What did you do!?"
The Protagonist: "What did I do? I don't fucking know!"
Shaundi: "Learn to fucking fly!"
The Protagonist: "You alright?"
Shaundi: "I had him!"
The Protagonist: "I know, I know. It's not your fault, something weird happened..."
The Protagonist: "Ah, shit!"

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