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Freckle Bitch's, also shortened to FB's is a chain Fast Food restaurant in Saints Row, Saints Row 2, and Saints Row (reboot).

You Can't Beat Our Meat
— Slogan

Overview[]

Freckle Bitch's sells Food items.

Freckle Bitch's slogan is "You Can't Beat Our Meat", and is played on their radio commercials and on signs around Stilwater. The mascot used on radio commercials is a promiscuous young woman who talks about being "all grown up" after working in her "daddy's restaurant". In Saints Row 2, her voice is changed from a perky teenager to a much older woman with a raspy voice who coughs throughout the advertisement.

Menu[]

  • "Value" is used for choosing which item to replace
Image Name SR1 Cost SR2 Cost Value Health Description
Item food TheFist The Fist 150 100 100 75 A pound and a half of meat, tomatoes, onions and hot spicy brown mustard. This big-ass burger is huge.
Item food ChickenBazooms Chicken Bazooms 50 75 100 60 Giant, oval chicken nuggets
Item food TheTwins The Twins 100 50 90 40 Two identical half pound burgers
Big Swallow iconItem drink BigSwallow Big Swallow 20 20 80 20 A styrofoam cup of any delicious cola beverage.

Locations[]

Saints Row only
Saints Row 2 only

Vehicles[]

Freckle Bitch's branded vehicles.

Trivia[]

  • The phone number for Freckle Bitch's is 555-MEAT (555-6328).
  • The food sold at Freckle Bitch's are references to sexual slang.
    • A non-purchasable menu item is referred to as a "Fun Bag", which is both a slang term for breasts and a parody of a kid's meal. Troy mentions wanting to get one in Saints Row.[2]
    • Their Chicken “Bazooms” may also a slang term for a woman’s breasts.
    • Their “Signature Sandwich”: The Fist, may refer to the sexual act of Fisting.
  • The restaurant parodies many elements of the popular North American fast-food chain, Wendy's;
    • It was founded by Dave Thomas, and the Freckle Bitch's mascot on Melinda Lou Thomas, his daughter whose likeness was used as the Wendy's trademark.
    • The Single, Double and Triple-D burgers mentioned in one of the Saints Row radio advertisements are parodies of the iconic Dave's Single, Double and Triple burgers, likely originating from real-life slang for the menu items.
  • In the Gearbox game Duke Nukem: Forever, when fighting through Duke Burger Kitchen, if an enemy or Duke shoots a jar of Duke Sauce, Duke says "Better than Freckle Bitches!".[Reference needed]

Saints Row 2[]

  • Freckle Bitch's female mascots wear roller skates and drive Orings. The only male mascot wearing roller skates is Hitman target Scott.
  • "Freckle Bitch's Freckles" is makeup option during Player Customization. It is also possible to customize Playa to look like Freckle Bitch's female mascots though their hair accessory and roller blades are unavailable.
  • The Hitman target, Greg the Company of Gyros mascot, is triggered by ordering from Freckle Bitch's.
  • After calling 555-MEAT, a Freckle Bitch's Oring drives to Playa's location, and the driver exits, but does not function as a store. The driver drops a Freckle Bitch's food item when killed.
  • Sometimes female civilians mention that Freckle Bitch's use their dogs for meat.
  • The voice in the Freckle Bitch's commercial changes drastically between Saints Row and Saints Row 2.
  • Freckle Bitch's food items "The Fist" and "The Twins" can also be purchased at Charred Hard Burgers; only "Big Swallow" and "Chicken Bazooms" are exclusive to Freckle Bitch's.
  • A Freckle Bitch's Big Swallow drink cup is the model used for all non-alcoholic drink items.
  • There are two Freckle Bitch's Logo options. The DLC clothing item "Joystick Junkies T-Shirt 2" is a Freckle Bitch's brand t-shirt.
  • The Cecil Park Freckle Bitch's does not, like the other stores, have Freckle Bitch's signs. Instead it has Pecas De Puta, which translates from Spanish to 'Whore's Freckles'.

Saints Row: The Third[]

  • There is no Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row: The Third. Food is replaced with a dedicated slot for Thrown weapons. During an interview with Qt3 Games Podcast, Project Design Director Scott Phillips explained that the development team remained split on their opinions on Freckle Bitch's. Phillips himself stated he did not personally like Freckle Bitch's due to its name, as it lacked any subtlety or cleverness, comparing it to Grand Theft Auto Burger Shot.[3] Despite this, Freckle Bitch is still mentioned in Saints Row: The Third, and also has an unusable store named "Tits and Grits" - Scott Phillips has not stated his opinion on the subtlety or cleverness of this name.
  • In the final cutscene for "STAG Film", when Playa is giving a speech on TV on Channel 6 News, the news ticker says that it is a free cheeseburger day at Freckle Bitch's.[4]

Saints Row IV[]

  • A news ticker says that there is a nationwide closure of Freckle Bitch's.[5]
  • There is a skin for the Guardsman AR named Freckle Bitch's with the description "The Bitch Is Back!", which is the name of an Elton John song.[6]
  • A "Freckle Bitch's Tee" is available at Nobody Loves Me.[7]
  • A fan-made costume inspired by Freckle Bitch's is featured in the Reverse Cosplay Pack DLC.
  • When Idle, Female Voice 1 mentions they miss Freckle Bitch's.[Reference needed]

Saints Row (Reboot)[]

  • The "Fun bag" from the original Saints Row game has been replaced with the "Brat Box" in the reboot.[8]

Quotes[]

Needs full transcripts

Hey man, now that everything's taken care of can you drop me off at Freckle Bitch's? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag.
Troy, during Back to Basics

Yo, could you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's...
Playa, during Saints and Martyrs

Sí, pero primero vamos a golpear a Freckle Bitch's. (Yes, but first let's hit up Freckle Bitch's.)
Victor Rodriguez, during Calm Before the Storm

What kind of city doesn't have Freckle Bitch's?
Maero, when Idle, in Saints Row IV

Female 1: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Female 2: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Female 3: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Male 1: "Yeah, I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... eh, then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Male 2: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport...then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a fucking sense of humor."
Male 3: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
Nolan North: "I'm kinda shocked a Freckle Bitches never opened in Steelport... then again, Councilman Phillips never did have a sense of humor."
— Playa, after seeing a bag of Freckle Bitch's takeout on the office table in the simulated Saints Row Church.[9]


I'm a creature of habit, of structure, which doesn't fit well with the Saints' MO. They have their way of doing things, and at times I have no idea what they're thinking or of their infatuation with those god-awful Freckle Bitches[sic] hamburgers, but when it comes down to it, they get things done. That's impressive. And I'm not easily impressed.
— Asha Audio Log 3

Gallery[]

Freckle Bitches in Saints Row Front

Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row

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Freckle Bitches Menu in Saints Row

Freckle Bitch's menu in Saints Row

Always Use Protection Johnny Gat

Johnny Gat at Freckle Bitch's in Always Use Protection

Freckle Bitch's sign closeup

Freckle Bitch's logo in Saints Row 2

Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook - view from the north east

A Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook (Museum District)

Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook - view of menu from the west

A Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook (Museum District)

Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook - seating

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Freckle Bitch's in Cecil Park - view from the south

A Freckle Bitch's in Cecil Park (Barrio District)

Freckle Bitch's in Cecil Park - view from the north

A Freckle Bitch's in Cecil Park (Barrio District)

Freckle Bitch's Misty Lane - view from the north east

A Freckle Bitch's in Misty Lane (Suburbs District)

Freckle Bitch's Misty Lane - view of menu from the west

A Freckle Bitch's in Misty Lane (Suburbs District)

Freckle Bitch's in Rounds Square Shopping Center

A Freckle Bitch's in the Rounds Square Shopping Center

Freckle Bitch's Sommerset - view from the south east

A Freckle Bitch's in Sommerset (Apartments District) in Saints Row 2

Freckle Bitch's Sommerset - view of menu from the west

A Freckle Bitch's in Sommerset (Apartments District) in Saints Row 2

Freckle Bitch's - Civilian holding The Fist

Enjoying The Fist

Freckle bitch - freckle bitch - character model in Saints Row 2

freckle bitch - freckle bitch - character model in Saints Row 2

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freckle bitch - freckle bitch generic - character model in Saints Row 2

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Freckle Bitch's decals

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Freckle Bitch's burger wrapper

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Freckle Bitch's fries

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Spanish Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row 2

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Freckle Bitch's billboard

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Freckle Bitch's billboard

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Freckle Bitch's billboard

Freckle Bitch's in Amberbrook purchased in Saints Row 2

Freckle Bitch's (Amberbrook)

Freckle Bitch's in Cecil Park purchased in Saints Row 2

Freckle Bitch's (Cecil Park)

Freckle Bitch's in Misty Lane purchased in Saints Row 2

Freckle Bitch's (Misty Lane)

Freckle Bitch's in Rounds Square Shopping Center purchased in Saints Row 2

Freckle Bitch's (Rounds Square)

Freckle Bitch's in Sommerset purchased in Saints Row 2

Freckle Bitch's (Sommerset)

SRTC Freckle Bitches

Freckle Bitch's in Saints Row: Total Control

Stag Film Headline

Freckle Bitches reference in Saints Row: The Third

Frecklebitch suit

Freckle Bitch Delivery Girl suit in Saints Row IV

Freckle Bitch's Tee - front - Saints Row IV

Freckle Bitch's Tee in Saints Row IV

Freckle Bitch's Tee - back - Saints Row IV

Freckle Bitch's Tee in Saints Row IV


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